/ceg/ - Conan Exiles General

>>168594192

Is PvE even worth it? I can't decide wether I stick for PvE first or go straight to PvP.

>>168594289
Get on board, I'll call it in.

>same Helpful hint of the day as last
ree, i'll just post my own then...

You can get a dead body out of shallow water so you can loot it by placing a foundation on it to hopefully fling it up in the air to land on land.

also I found "Sandman" base, is he a regular player enough for map?

We are all Snek on a deeper spiritual level. We just need to channel our inner Conan Exiles autism.

>>168594317
seen him 2 times and i live in that region

>>168594192
nth for beware the happy merchants

>>168594481
Who are they?

>>168594515
they're happy...and they know it

*clap clap*

>>168594515
Hill jews guarding the river from evil goyims

>>168594558
"the river" covers half the map

>>168594537
That was funnier to me than it should have been
>>168594558
Well I just steel sworded down thier entire base down to the last block. Dunno if they have more bases tho

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What the hell is up with those servers they need so long to load and there are barely any players!

>>168594767
im bad at technology but im pretty sure that it's the structures that take time to load in and not peoples characters, so a 30/50 server which was just made will load faster than a server with 1/50 with tonnes of structures on the map

maybe..

>>168594624
Now that I think about it probably wasnt because there was fuck-all inside it.

>>168594909
Meant to say it probably want their only base

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Man, this game is fucking dead. I shouldn't have listened to /vg/ at all...

There are so many options, thousand server, a lot of those servers just have like 2 people playing, I'm from europe so you basically have all those server divided by language, what is this shit?

There aren't even that many people playing in general...

>>168595160

Just wait for the normie rush tonight

>>168595160
Its yuro hours, dummy. Play on merican hours if you want more people to play with

man it feels like a waste using furnaces with no smelter thrall. they process 5 times faster.

>>168596701
>tfw furnaces/smelting feels super fast to me and gives me time to go farm XP

Making the iron ingots take forever though it feels.

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>>168595160
>>168594767

>trying to play at 9AM EST on a weekday
>expecting servers to be full
>using in-game browser

The game isn't ridiculously popular, but there are still people playing even at this time.

>>168595160
this isn't the good time especially on a Friday
later today or tomorrow the population will grow

how long is religion teachers spawn? Yog

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>>168600123
gl senpai

https://topconanservers.com/server/69.162.126.51:27015

How do we make our 'server page' the least appealing to normies for the weekend?

>>168601512
people have to like the rates and high population number
so just leave it as it is and we should be fine

>>168601512
dislike it

does recreating my charaacter only effect visuals?

>>168603247
recreating means you start all over

>>168603324
the recreate character option in the esc menu makes you start all over?

>>168603447
yes

>>168598004

How did you do that? I can't find a server list on steam.

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dis dragon flew somehow

>>168603530

Nevermind found it.

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TFW a hard drive is failing and had to move conan to an SSD. I wasn't ready for the load times.

>>168594317
he built his house this week. i watched it rise day by day. he's poor

>>168605073
>SSD

petabyte SSD when?

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old tassets when

Alright, rate this game on a scale of 1-10.

>>168610757
5, but I put in 200 hours for some reason...

>>168610757
7/10 Probably

>>168610757
7/10 final score
Its ok for a early access game
a game meant to be played with other people currently. tits and gods drew me toward this game

Can you create a permadeath server?

>>168611291
unless someone makes a mod, no

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>>168610757
5 out of 7

Yog nerf when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YIDk7iVQkE

>>168611902

Gives me an idea for a mod. Permadeath, only way for your body to disappear on logout is to logout using the bed.

>>168610517
can't really compare them

>>168613049
the old skirt was much better

>>168610757
8, it's hella fun with friends but it's very unpolished. if this wasn't early access and it was the whole game, then id say 5/10

>>168613450
agree

>>168612865
would be cool but everyone would stack stamina to run away from death.. also lag would ruin it completely.

>>168613450
agreed

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>waterskin still broken

>>168613786
drink from foreskin instead

>>168613813
this, a lot of american players don't know of the power of the foreskin in game

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this game and the hyena spawns?

>>168613968
the only casual filter in the game

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>>168613786
>he didn't build a well to circumvent the bug

>>168614192
>he didn't praise mitra and made a spring of refreshment for 10 bricks instead of 300 tar

>>168610757
7-8

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>>168614268
>he didn't praise yog and create meat that replenishes thirst

>>168614381
>he's monoreligious
kek

Server seems to rip when I was doors

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>>168614453
>he isn't pious and sticks to one religion like a true believer

>>168614650
but who was doorframe

NEW HOTFIX WHEN GODDAMN

>>168614910
They won't be able to fix it. They'll just patch out the waterskin and remove the ability to build in singleplayer.

server wipe?

>>168615189
serber whype whrn

>>168615183
Not before they patch out textures and the inventory interface.

>>168615189

Server hype

fate nunu wont spawn on hyena, pls restart or force spawn him

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sibirwip

Hanrej is not raided.

>>168619237
k

>>168619237
hanrej raided to heck

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I bought into the meme.
No turning back now.

>>168620390
actually you can still refund

>>168619601

Why must you turn this into a general into a general of lies?

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>>168620854
i still have his thralls

The Exiled Lands seem like a punishment given by Crom, for a man must do by what he is given.
therefore, Crom is the superior religion

>>168621876
>set bracers on all exiles
>thoth amon sending people here
>controls the ring of set
>giant ass set temple with set worshipping ayylmaos in the middle
u wat
>moonbeam communicating set worshipping nignogs

>>168622114
set was created by Crom tho

>>168622181
no he wasn't.

crom's described as the god who doesn't do shit but nod at people that struggle a lot

>>168622459
agree to disagree

>>168622514
i'll to agree to u being dum and wrong

>>168621804
I noticed that there arent any archer thralls there. Maybe because the Ayys killed the all?

There are stat changes since the patch. Wtf funcom, document this shit. The strength calculation has changed. Your damage is now .45(points in str) + weapon damage.

I wanted to test accuracy as well but my game crashes everytime I try to fire an arrow. I expect they made a similar change to accuracy, though.

>>168624415
thank u manaena

>>168624415
That's strictly worse than it was. Good for lower damage weapons, but higher damage weapons (Ancient Khopesh) 10 points would have been 83.6 damage, with .45 per STR formula it's just 80.5.

I wish walls were ever so slightly taller so I didn't feel like my characters head is about to hit the ceiling all the time

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>think i found good spot to climb and drop into someone's cliffbase
>invisible wall

>>168626175
Yeah, that really bothers me too. It's the same in rust and Ark right?

>>168626447
It's worse in those games iirc

>>168615189
No server wipe until Funcom forces a wipe via a yuge and worthwhile patch. The owner has stated this many times.

>4chan videogames still dead

Fucking hell.

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>tfw you set a werehyena loose in 3-dot lands
be free, pupper

why are the official servers dead?

>>168614068
>buddy from other games joined server
>ran to my base after dying about four times to hyenas
>gave into his pleas and created a 2-man clan just so he can use my base (my biggest regret yet in Conan)
>he forgot to set his spawnpoint on the bed
>then died to hyenas and tried to venture back a couple more times
>he gave up and stopped playing after half an hour in the server

I should have known better than to let him join me, now I'm stuck in a stupid fucking solo clan and can't leave it or else I lose access to my base, not that I have much.

>>168627000
because normies only play to grief and have no admins to sort shit out.

>>168626820

The older light pants looked so much better

>>168629398

Oops I mean medium

Well, 4chan videogames may still be dead but at least a patch to fix singleplayer building should be coming at any point today.

>>168631057
>any point today
>10:45pm in Oslo
>on a Friday

>>168631189

5 min ago funcom's US based community manager (Andy, not Jens) said it's still coming today.

>>168631647
>5 min ago funcom's US based community manager (Andy, not Jens) said it's still coming today.
I'm actually pretty happy with how they're managing everything. Pretty good.

EDDDDDDDDDGE UPDATE

Changelog:

Performance and Tech Fixes

The game should now start more quickly


General Bug Fixes and Improvements

Explosive jars should no longer be stackable on top of each other
The building placement previews are visible once again in Local play
Character Rubberbanding has been reduced
Placeables should no longer lose items stored inside them
Console command 'Walk' can now only be used by admins in order to fix an exploit
The 'History' filter is back and should now function as intended
Dropping multiple items from inventory should no longer turn them invisible
Using "Loot All" option on corpses and loot bags should now work correctly


Balance and Gameplay Fixes

Waterskins can once again be refilled from the river
Inverted Wooden Roof Wedge and Stonebrick Frame now require Journeyman Craftsman instead of Master Craftsman
Hyenas and spiders are now less dangerous
Fast attacks with Two-handed hammers have been temporarily disabled
Caves near the starting area no longer cause Corruption
The gods of Exiles now prevent you from harvesting the same player corpse for 30 minutes. Attempting to do so will show a "Rigor Mortis" message

Mods

If you activate a mod that requires a restart then the game will inform you
Renamed DevKit button to "Conan Exiles Dev Kit"
Fixed Crash when opening the shortcut bar in DevKit
Fixed possible issue with server admin passwords. All server admins should change their admin passwords as quickly as possible following this patch.
Fixed broken mods loading after last patch


Known Issues

We are aware of some issues with Explosive Jars. We expect to have fixes for these next week.
We are also aware of the existence of issues with related to jump "boosting" or jump-crouching. We have a fix and expect to roll it out soon.
We are aware that players may occasionally be sent to the Main Menu while loading and can interact with the menu. We are working on a fix.


Thank you!

thirsty no more edition

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some of these "shitshacks" might just be new players, just a heads up if you think about cleansing the server

>Hyenas and spiders are now less dangerous
Thank you.

server is kill?

>>168635097
Updating right now. Thanks to those that emailed me.

>>168635310
Did you see the bit about changing admin passes?

>>168635310

You should make manaena admin already.

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>>168634719
>tfw large enough to have my own mention
feels comfy

What's the meta on stats? I need a quick rundown.

>>168635534
you ever suggest that again, and you will never hear from manaena again

>>168635414
Yeah thanks.
>>168635534
>t. manaena
>>168634719
Thanks I'll check them out. I've been going through the log trying to figure out who's inactive but it's an enormous 500 MB text file to comb through.

>>168636441
MAKE MANAENA ADMIN ALREADY

>>168627385
why did you encourage him to come to your base immediately? it only takes an hour at the river to hit lvl 10 and beat the hyenas.

>>168636547
adding to the ban list.

>>168634719
very good doggos is in N5

New patch is go.

Just crashed my computer as it downloaded, so no time to read the notes yet.

Have the Abbos got into the office, killed and replaced the Funcom team?

>>168636909
who are doggos

>>168637726
Water is drinkable again, explosives can no longer be stacked, hyenas and spiders are now "less dangerous", which doesn't exactly say what about them has changed, and hammer fast attacks have been temporarily disabled.

Guys can someone actually find out your real username on steam through the game. I'm thinking about making a brownskinned set cutie. But I'm afraid that somebody will find out that I'm a dude in real life.

>>168638604

People too horny to fall for your shit will not care.

>>168638604
No one cares if you want to play a chocolate snake worshiper.

>>168638604
Your real steam username is displayed right under your character name.

>dragonpowder .05 wt
>jar .5 wt
>10 tar .5 wt
>combined it's 10 wt?
how does increase mass

Who tried to Allahu Ackbar their way into the Ayys sekrit base?

>>168638604
if you use a steam name like "stan" instead of "stan280597636" it will be near impossible for anyone to track your steam name down through the game, also nobody gives a shit there are like 2 attention sluts, some traps, and just guys who play girls in hyena server, everybody expects everyone as a guy anyways which is good

>>168639007
How do arrows weigh 2.5 iron ingots each? The world of Conan is truly a mysterious place.

>>168639031
how many ppl are in ayy, u guys have shitshacks everywhere

>>168638894

That's fucking stupid! Why though?! I wanted to be protected by a strong nordheimer dude! But he will see from a mile away that I'm some dude with a identitiy crisis. Man fuck this game.

>>168639194

They are sekrit outposts.

>>168639351
secretly gay

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>>168638604
I swear to Set you better not be trying to move in on my shitposting territory

>>168636664
That was when right after I played for about seven hours straight and he wanted to get access to the base before I went to sleep.

I woke up to find out he died and gave up.

Lesson learned, vgbros only when dealing with clans.

>>168639461
>Merely a shitpost
>Not having a shitsettlement
>not having shitlandclaim within the visible area
>only shittier 1 shitstructures

Anyone else start a new game and have the new spear in the skeleton at spawn crash the game?

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>>168639729
I'm working on it senpai. I just got the game the other day and I don't have the time to shitpost in game right now.

Reminder that Trevor is a normie that will attack you on sight

Line Man is rudee

>>168639998
where

I'm thinking about changing my steam username, though I'm not so sure. I really like my current username.

>>168640470
>doesnt change it daily to avoid harassment

ya nerd.

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>>168638548
Wish I could enjoy it, can now confirm this build crashes every time I install it.

I blame Boongs.

>>168640880

God why are Abbos so fucking ugly?

>>168640470
>briefly consider this
>too many normies on my friends list would ask too many questions about why I suddenly changed my steam name for the first time
>google my steam name for an hour to determine that people can't find out anything important about me through it
>purge comments that I disapprove of
>confirm all privacy settings are either private or friends-only
>lock my profile wall so nobody but me can comment on it
>still wary about logging in
Mod to remove the steam name under your name when?

>>168641028
Moderate to high Prothagonism gives them Negroid lips, and their eyebrow arches are flared, almost like a Chimp's, but separated, rather than forming a solid brow ridge.

>>168640248
What made him so mean?

>>168641475
he said mean stuff

>>168641357
>Mod to remove the steam name under your name when?
That would only work for yourself unless the server admin enabled it for the server.

>>168641028
Only the niggest of the nigs survived on the island of deadly creatures known as Australia before the white man came. They needed natural camouflage and irregular features to blend in during the night so the dingos would think there were a rock or weird tree stump and not take their babies as they slept.

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>>168641357
>caring this much about your online profile(s)

Just play the game.

>>168641925
I have spent my life maintaining the image of a non-degenerate towards my normie friends, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let some assblasted autist figure out who I am and blow apart my facade with a vindictive dox.
It should be noted that I grew up surrounded by stranger danger and internet child abduction paranoia fear campaigns

>>168642558
Yeah I'd also like the ability to be a degenerate trap slut without word getting back to my normie friends.

>>168642558
better change your steam name to something generic so it's impossible to search

>>168642558
See, your problem is that you've convinced yourself of your own significance.

>>168642558
For real, just fucking change your name to something generic and make up some roleplay excuse for when your normie friends question it, if they ever do

NO ONE gives enough of a fuck on hyena, the non-normies are all comfy except for Laori, so you're fine. Hardly new to degeneracy too, too many rp footjobs happening for anyone to care so long as you don't use voice

DAMN IT LIME-MAN WHY DID YOU YOG /OUR GUYS/

>>168642757
yeah, this is the gist of it really.

>>168642830
What? And become an XxX_360NoScOpE_XxX faglord? No thank you.

>>168642950
I may not be significant to others, but I am pretty significant to myself. The remote possibility of online activities turning around and directly affecting my irl life and relationships, regardless of how irrational, is a very real concern I have.

>>168643026
>you don't use voice
What if I wanted to use a good quality voice changer?

>>168643728
>What? And become an XxX_360NoScOpE_XxX faglord? No thank you.
something like
>jom
>beast
>keyboard
>speaker
>mouse
>controller
dummy

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>>168641925

But anon, people like us don't just "play the game."

We play innocent, well endowed, naive young girls who happen to be lost in this harsh and unforgiven landscape, of this harsh unforgiving game.

Surely there is a strong, independent hunk of a man to take care of us, especially during nighttimes.

>>168644075
>>168643728
if u guys have anime girl avatars on your steam profiles everyone already knows you're a huge fag

>>168644403
>implying I'm that degenerate

thank u trug

>>168643050
gods being used on hyena? anyone got footage or pics of the bloodbath?

>>168644887
no, but both snek and some one in ayy claim to have bases shredded by yog, the ayy one saw it happen too

>>168634719
>willingly give out coordinate maps of your bases
>"fucking bullshit i got offline raided!"

>>168645216
I didn't mark my base in it :3

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Father Set comes

who are the noobs with clan tag on their steam anyway, more normies

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>>168645649
no one knows

>>168644403

Do my little pony characters count to?

>>168645867
Nigga that's like 1000 times worse

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>>168643728
>quality voice changer
There's no such thing, but if you already have a semi-feminine voice then you could probably compete with the burgeoning trap population for neckbeard cum and resources

Snek is a well-known fan, hit him up, just don't be a raging faggot in global

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>>168644403
>>168645920
What about me

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is this u fate or did u give line man admin tools, he/u shot me in the tit. very rude.

>>168646165
>Snek
I've already decided he will be my husbando

>>168645920

Why he will think I'm cute girl that is into cute things.

hyena is kill desu
>edge gave renegade steel after he got wiped out
>edge now summons yog on servants of ayy srekit base because we're the alphas
shitlord admin

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>>168647391
YAMEROOOOOO

>>168647551
ban Laori when?

>>168648423
why

>>168647551
Line Man is a lying kike.

>>168634719
>new base still not on the map
good

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Hey guys, not Fate here to clear up the air and the admins name.

Snek, ask Ivanka what happened to your base. i killed them when i did it. Your base was Tier 1, I took it down entirely with a Steel Pike. Your throne was on a T1 foundation, it broken when I broke that.

Uulwi ifis halahs gag erh'ongg w'ssh! Allahu Yogbar!

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updated

Remember Gunho and Trevor are normies that raid bases

>>168649469
fuck off pickle

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>>168649381
oh no

>>168650208
You dun goofed. Snek is gonna cleave your asshole apart

>>168649381
you missed the 700 steel in base. gj destroying the penis tower tho

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snek, I haven't found either Teenis or pickles.

oh and I also shilled the serber wype when because got bored

>>168649469
>your old clans base is listed on that map

feelsgood

Can I make waifus and masturbate to them?

>>168650568
Destroying the penis is my specialty

>>168651001
l-lewd

>>168650951
Of course. They can be naked too

>>168650951
waifus are a big draw. I'm childish som being a dude and running after normies pantless is fun for me. There's lots for everyone to do!

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Pakut, ender of DRAMA and rudeness.

what probably happened
>the "Fixed possible issue with server admin passwords. All server admins should change their admin passwords as quickly as possible following this patch." didn't happen and fate didn't change password
>someone did the abuse or whatever it was and flew (seen in pic) and also did other shit, prehaps yog summon or legit yog summon, who knows

EITHER WAY ONE OTHER GUY WHO ISNT FATE USED ADMIN TOOLS ON THE SERVER TODAY, fate change pw if ur innocent or tell truth if ur also rude like line man

>>168649381
Hey thanks for posting to clear the air. The witchhunt/drama this created is absurd.

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>>168651541
>tfw a penis inspection solves the crime
Never change, 4chan

>>168651835
penis inspections, is there anything they can't do?

>>168649381
Butts could look so much better. Hope they do a model update before this leaves EA.

>>168650827
Both pickle and I are snek's neighbors. Neither of us were apparently "relevant" (even though pickle is pretty well built up) enough to make it on the base map which makes us slightly guilty looking. I however, and a level 39 short dicked asian with long black hair, so obviously not me.

>>168652158
They don't handle warping so well.

>>168638548

As far as hyenas go 'less dangerous" looks like they do about 10-15% (possibly even as much as 25%) or so less damage per hit. Haven't encountered any spiders since the patch.

So we have admin abuse going on now is what I'm getting?

>>168652543
We have a mystery admin who may or may not have abused power.

GOD DISABLRD WHRRN?

>>168652838
Edge telling snek to leave if he was butthurt is pretty suspect too.

>>168649381
Ain't gonna clear up shit without your name.

>>168653160
>assblasted baby wants to know who i am
Nahhhh

>>168653106
Well, edge kinda seems to be that way honestly. Cares little if people leave and is more server oriented ie when the idea of a wipe was being tossed around, he directed people toward the first server. Not saying that's bad, just how he seems to be in general, so I wouldn't read to much into that.

Rape mods when?

Third serb when?

>>168654246
This desu. This turned into cancer fast. Enable password, give us 2x xp and gather and we'll suck your dick forever.

>>168653425
>i

You guys are hilarious. Summoning Yog is easy.

350 brick
400 hard brick
250 iron rein
50 steel rein
300 shaped wood
+base altar cost
500 manifestation of zeal
1 archpriest

>>168654424
Wow, that is cheap. I could be killing people right now but I'm not because I'm not a huge faggot!

>>168654336
Honestly, I kinda feel like looking into it, but never did this server hosting shit before.

4chan videogames is back up in case the 2-3 other people who care are reading this.

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>>168644075
>Not playing an innocent girl because you're actually the baddest motherfucker around who can beat the toughest raider.

>>168654871
Literally cannot be worse than the current situation. If you feel like paying for autismic splendor, do it and pw it.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12361773
http://www.strawpoll.me/12361773
http://www.strawpoll.me/12361773

Reminder that Trebuchets are coming some year.

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Content update with body weight slider and mustaches when?

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How does this happen? When I logged off yesterday, my dancer was female.

>>168655312
pick up and replace, it'll be female

>>168655397
>Bad entry

>>168655312
That happened to me but I also couldn't interact with them.

>tfw have to press ctrl+t to hide the autism in chat right now

who was the flying non penis blonde man


this is still a mystery

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100% proof here that admin abused his power to have fun with me on the old serber on the outskirts of civilization :3

>>168655230
I just want a chubby Stygian woman.

So who's making the new server?

>>168655615
c-can avatars damage each other

>>168655967
I am, but I'm banning snek from ever showing up.

>>168656034
nope, have to kill the summoner to wipe out the avatar
he squashed me first

Roll the server back, I'll wipe your base again Snek. While you're offline.

p.s. I don't hate you. I didn't hate Hanrej, Renegade, Ayy, Silvercry, doggos, Heralds of Xotli, Snackman, Teenis, Laori, Duh Ladz, whoever's base was on that ruins where I summoned Set, and on and on and on.

It's a game. It's fun. This is fun for me.

Edge killed server cause he couldn't handle the heat

>neither line-man nor fate(server owner) who are both friends irl claim to not know who the flying non penis blonde man is.

this combined with

>"Fixed possible issue with server admin passwords. All server admins should change their admin passwords as quickly as possible following this patch."
which implies that people could get admin without the server owners permission(or by dirty work), could mean that SNEK BASE got destroyed by an admin, technically, but beyond fate (server owners) reach..

it's either that ^ or there's an admin that fate and/or line-man know of who felt like destroying shit


OR someone just got a god legitimately and destroyed his shit, but it's a bit suspicious when both his and ayys base got destroyed at the same time.
discuss boys~

>>168656056
pls password and post soon as it's up

thx

>>168655967
Fug it, what's the best place to rent one from? low.ms?

>>168656056
Why? For saying things? You might as well not run a server at all if you're going to get that offended. You should have thicker skin than that if you want to run a server.

>>168656117
this is why deathmatch pvp blows dick
no substance to anything

eve online mod when

>>168656220
ok, don't play on it, still getting one.

>>168656151
He was informed to changed to password already.
>>168636540

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>tfw /vg/ server owners are all supreme faglords outside of /ss13g/
Why did I think this would be any different?

>build a huge base
>get offline raided
>reeeeeeeeee

>>168656523
The early comfy was misleading

it'll be daijobu, anon. next serb will resist normie incursion if nothing else

>>168656151
>someone just got a god legitimately and destroyed his shit
I've summoned 3 gods. Snek's base

Does

Not

Require

A

God

Ivanka valiantly attempted to defend but I cut him down faster than the NPCs attacking me. His base is entirely tier 1 except for the door to his little throne room.

How did I get into the throne room without a god or explosives? Well the wall to the right was tier 1. I simply poked it with my pike for a few seconds and hopped right in, killed the thralls, broke the throne, killed all the dancers in front of the Set altar, and then I went to kill Galahad's little hut somewhere east of there.

A new server won't help, I'll be raiding you there too. Turn off avatars or player building damage if you want your safespace server.

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>>168656523
Old server had an issue of letting power go. He didn't play much at all, and as a result needed some connection to the server in the form of total control (recall that he initially offered to give other player's admin in the first general).

New server has the issue of active admin(s) with an inexperience to lead and to handle severe autism unquestionably in seconds to resolve any outspoken issue (as such, we would have rolled back within the first 30 minutes of knowing there was insecurity in the password, no matter if it was fairplay).

It'll be totally comfy here on out, I promise!

>>168656738
>killing my cliff meme
why tho

I had just gotten comfy enough to leave the bridge down too :(

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>>168656738
>>168656871
nvm that was my outpost, it deserved to be torn down desu.

>>168656267
I have a feeling you're not going to last if you're going to get offended by salt. There's no reason to kick or ban snek. He seems like a cool enough dude, tho very salty after what happened. How some of you handled it was not fine however.

>>168657092
If I had +100 hours in on a server and was dead sure that it was admin abuse, I would be very upset, too. I like snek.

>>168657092
>>168657190
okay, don't play, server is being put up. I have a few so i'll flood the general with multiple ones from PvE to PvP to 10xrate to vanilla

>server gone to shit but in a non-fun way
i never played with 4chan before, guess that's what i expected would happen.

don't buy a new server.
let's just move to an official server, team up and rule the normies.

>>168657272
>team up
kek, this is where you're wrong

>>168657272
and we will call ourselves Warbros

>>168657272
At one point I thought this would be a good idea, but we got some real shitheads that I wouldn't want to team up with.

>>168657272
I might just get a coupe of people and roll on a different server. Maybe one that can handle people being admins.

>>168657272
>official server
Aren't those still extinct? I believe the word you were looking for was "normie" server.

>>168657269
>flood the general with multiple ones
>hosting several 0 pop servers and maybe 2 semi-populated ones

>>168657580
>I
And who are you?

>>168657579
>I have to like every single one of my peers.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12361773

keep it going

Don't even have to will to play anymore will all the bullshittery

>>168657902
Am I the only one getting a redirection error trying to follow the link?

>>168657828
Yeah, that's the jist of it. I tend to get along with most people, but some people I'd rather just not deal with if I am able to.

Please, if you have any common decency, record your kills with the avatars.

i should have never made a discord, the heated talks has been moved to there..

>>168657902
Ded serber should have whiped

>>168658198
Is it still heated? It seemed like it was calming down before the server went down

>>168658139
Sounds like a drama queen.

>>168658341
they're going through the same thing over and over and over again and has been since server went down, not realising that it's not going anywhere even if they try to get it somewhere, but it just now froze, lol

>>168658346
I think you're using the wrong terminology. A drama queen would join the group then actively complain and sow discord. I'd just not join in general or leave. Stuck up is closer to describing my behavior in a negative manner if it suits you.

My buddies been playing this everyday, can we play with a pirated version? or are they on top of that?

>>168659536
only if you all use the pirated version without any patches available

>>168659891
i'll just fucking buy it even though i really shouldn't

>>168657269
Where's that server?

>>168661836
104.143.12.130:7927

>>168660130
:3 good choice

>>168662652
>bringing in a new clique instead of making newfriends
i will gas you with all of my solo autism

>>168662794
that's what i'm hoping for. i want some fucking action.

>>168661898
Ew

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>>168662884
Oh you'll get some action all right, you and your friends

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>>168663273

>>168663585
Just don't forget to clear it with snek first. I would hate it if you guys were to end up beheaded in the river.

Aw yis

So hyena is dead? Damn, just got T2.

>>168664612

It isn't ded. Just some questionable shit happened. I'll give the serve rone more chance till I decide to deuce out. In light of recent events I think ayy and snekfags formed an uneasy alliance.

How is this game compared to Ark? I played that for like 10 hours total, if that. I had no idea what Conan was about until I started looking into this game. I like the lore, and I like the look of the game. What's it really like? Will a solo player get fucked up?

>>168657092
>He seems like a cool enough dude
nigga has literally flew off the handle at any implication of pvp

watching him get upset when his base got trashed is HILARIOUS

ps stop calling yourself a cool dude it's kinda sad

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All that drama for fucking nothing.

>>168665220
not even me
I didnt even post in the thread
I dont worry about that pvp
I'll make sure that some pvp happens

>>168665220

Being blown out of proportion, desu. It is only game. Y u heff 2 b mad?

>>168665263

WEW

Is there an exploit that lets you keep your items on death?

>>168665362
yeah you don't worry you just cry for literal fucking hours in-game and in discord but you're not worried and not even posting lmao

>>168666219
yes, you can angle it so you loot your corpse while you're dying

>>168666558
>tfw haven't died since launch
>die for once
>no practice on angling it, miss it entirely

>>168666416
Hello line-man

>>168666416
are you that upset about this?
you were just as autistic as I was
you and your friends run the server behind the scenes and get upset when people question your decisions.
then scream that other people are autistic on a fucking 4chan server
just a fuckin normie

>>168667404
>Literally nothing happens
>Fabricate a shitstorm out of thin air
>Get upset when people question your decisions

>>168667404
>turns into a big ol FAG BITCH accusing everyone of cheating because his shitty sandstone base got raided
hyenas could have trashed your base fat ass snekbeard

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Why is everyone mad at snek? This server is normie central. All these idiots who wanted a comfy server are retards. Both sides are autistic as fuck.

>>168668180
half of it is snek talking about himself, it's really sad desu

rip

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>>168668180
the only reason I am upset is that I thought people wanted a server with no raiding and had an agreement. Turns out people really did want to raid and shit.
I was just naive if I thought people actually wanted a truce

>>168668180
maybe if he
stopped talking
like this
he would earn some
brownie points
barely above
Line's rudeness
desu

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>>168668351
Haiku falseflags alot so I doubt snek is talking about himself. He is the only one that uses snekbeard or fat jokes.

>>168668536
I don't think that matters....

>huge "unbroken clan" basee gets destroyed for no reason

So any point in playing if people will just summon gods for no point or should i find another server?

>>168670071

If it happens on this server, itll happen on any other server

>>168670071
desu Hyena is peaceful compared to any normie server filled with rust-shitters

>play on a pvp server
>do nothing but bully scrubs and sit on your penis tower all day
>cry a whole bunch when you get yog's 8 dongs in your mouth

>>168670071
Was that the one someone was saying was on a yog priest spawn and they weren't going to move?

MadBuddha23 is KoS. Normie that's invaded upriver

>>168671590
Everyone is kos.

>>168671590
You're kos.

>>168671680
I'm not.

I'm more likely to shyly run away into the bushes or behind the dunes instead of anything else.

13 hours to create 2000 iron reinforcements...

>>168672652
Why do you need so many?

>>168672691
how else do you measure wealth?

>>168672691
To make 10 T2 altars to use my 10 archpriests I've been saving

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>>168671936
I can't count the times people have tried following me but I'd duck in bushes and they'd run past

how do u play this game without touching ur penis?

>>168673728
Silly anon I touch my dick when I play every game.

Currently AI sucks bollocks, most mobs just patrol a small set path and that's it.

Here are some improvements I would suggest:

-At Nights, Imp move around a lot more, allowing you to come across them more often if you get caught at night outside your house.
-Shellbacks (Actually called Kappas in the code funnily enough) roam more during the day and do not attack you the second they see you, but assume a defensive position and can be scared away with torches.
-At night, Shellbacks and other 'passive' mobs sleep
-Killing baby Shellbacks angers adult ones and then makes them hostile to you
-Killing all Shellbacks and destroying their nests stops them from respawning
-After a set amount of time, baby Shellbacks become adult ones and spawn new babies, meaning you need to occasionally cull them in the loaded cell or they overrun you
-Allow enemies to jump down from small ledges, instead of making them pathfind around a cliff or get stuck
-Spiders hate light and shouldn't during the day, add spider nests which players can burn to remove spider spawns for that nest
-Remove gazelle/antetlope drift nonsense
-Hyenas are cowardly and more nocturnal, reduce daytime spawn and activity, increase nighttime spawn and activity
-hyenas aren't gregarious, they shouldn't hunt in packs and only congregate in their dens or around corpses for feeding time
-hyenas only attack you if you have killed something recently or are injured, they like to feed on weak prey
-Crocodiles are ambush predators, shorten their aggro range

>>168673728
Anti-masturbation cross.

>>168673847

They're called kappas because that's what they were called in AoC.

Also: In regards to critters hating light - I think the smaller scorpions do this. I was in the desert area in the north of the map (where the mitra statue and werewolf camp are) and after a hit or two the small scorpion kept skittering back trying to stay out of the light radius of my torch.

>>168671570
Dont think so. It just sucks. Gonna rebuild in the server and hope for some comfy

whats with the dc

>>168675626
server's down
doing that thing where it hangs and still appears online with the same players


eddggeeeeeee

>>168673728
Tuck your dick in your legs to keep your hands free. If traps can do it you can too

ADMIN?

>>168675829
Yeah give me a sec

>>168676239

Are all these disconnects just the general instability of the game?

any updates?

>>168676406
Launch week had a dozen crashes per day, then we had a week of stability.
The large patch on Wednesday brought back those crashes. Today's patch brought some stability, but now there appears to be that server hang issue now, but no where near as many crashes as yesterday.

>>168676406
Yeah, it was somewhat stable for the last week but the large patch they released a couple of days ago seems to be killing everyone's servers:

https://steamcommunity.com/app/440900/discussions/3/133257324787576757/

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POISON

>>168676471
Still restarting the server. My provider decided to update their software at the same time that new Conan patch came out, so it's a fuckfest of crashes and a sluggish reboot process.

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>>168676690
>tfw """"longsword"""" is some ugly-ass wide-as-fuck broadsword

>>168676747
Looks like it's started. Server should show up in a minute.

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>>168676778
>tfw almost every game does this to an extent

>>168676852
i fucking HATE it
worse than giant buttfucking ugly Final Fantasy uber-greatswords in every MMO

Day time speed is 1.0 now?

>>168671570
if it's that hill with the ayyylmao ruins across from it ya, that's a guaranteed yog priest spawn. though after today maybe it's good to block yog priests.

>>168665063
Solo player will be fucked if you're retarded and deserve to be fucked. /comfy/ is dead on hyena, but still infinitely more peaceful than any fucking normie server where KoS is default

if you like the Conan lore then you'll at least enjoy the lore sprinkled throughout the game, though you have to look for it and the game far from holds your hand. just buy it and give it a shot, see if any clan will take you after the clusterfuck that was today

>>168676991
we need katanas desu, superior nihon steel slice through all our longswords

>>168677225
>see if any clan will take you
What if someone were to open up a diplomatic neutral ground between the clans where they could meet to resolve differences or trade? Is there anything stopping someone from making a fort where anyone could freely come and go with maybe like a public inn or something?

>>168677261
Only if you can dual wield them while channeling the power of your ancestors.