/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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>reddit hates SK

are they /ourguys/?

the twowordbird link is broken and leads to malware btw

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leave it to me

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>get hyped to play csgo because of the eleague major
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
>join
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
>pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits

>>168573097
wow u got hella owned dude #wow #RUNMaleware #MalwareUp #stayhumble

this stitch2k kid is a retard. i called him a fluoridated sheep and he asked how i knew he was in florida.

>>168574193
seriously who tf are these stream mods
>muh fighting

>>168571591
It's not as simple as that, we are not merely the mirror of reddit

Our slavs: Gambit
Our literal bois: fnatic
Our guy: Pige

Our anti-slavs: Navi
Our anti-literal bois: NIP
Our anti-guy: Steel

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new record lads
we're all gonna make it

kek watching the favelas is p entertaining

>>168575676
rank s isnt fun without dazed. i want dazed + EU

>>168574009
>mowed over with a bizon every round
You every bit deserve your silver, you absolute moron. If you can't kill a person doing 12 damage at a time quite slowly, you should consider quitting cs and playing COD.

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tfw two years after discovering console log command you realize you did not discover the command to disable it

flusha is on steels team lesgo

>>168576505
damn i was watching moe and rain

>watching m0e
>any year

LET M E WATCH JW

>clive hasn't killed himself
why?

>tfw you were never sexually bullied as a young boy (shota for you otakus)
How do I overcome this trauma?

>>168579495
You don't.

>>168578813

10 years since Virginia tech, time sure flies by

>>168579495
>tfw found out dad had a weird sleeping people fetish when I checked his search history
>tfw I remembered he took countless photos of me while I was sleeping when I was little

>>168585838
rip

>>168585838
LMFAO

>>168586243
>>168586423
I don't remember anything happening
I-it's fine, right?

>>168586535
disown him

he is no longer worthy of being your son

>>168586697
Grampa, you've got dementia

>smix said "fucking" on air

not gonna lie here faam, got an erection

>around 15k people are playing CS 1.6 right now
how does that make you feel anon

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Does anyone here bhop?

>>168591284
>finland
>good english
no

>>168591284
You forgot "Elder God Tier: Australia"

>>168592289
That's a weird way to type USA

>>168592003
>csgo
>bhop

>>168591284
turks get triggered literally from the smallest bump, pretty annoying

>everything goes well, 11-4
>a guy from the enemy team gets two sick headshots with usp
>OMG TEAM NOOB FUCK OFF
>HUNDRED PERCENT CHEATER
>stops fragging because he's shaking or some shit
>barely win the game because Turkish guy can't get it together

>>168592465
When have you ever won anything ever

>>168592641
I meant in CS:S

>>168592664
>cs:s
>2017

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>running with knife out
>bump into enemy at corner
>PANIC
>mouse1
>fucking knife him

Oh, he's pissed.

>>168592664
that game is ded rude boi

Hello, I had a dream I was on a space base that was about to be attacked and being cleansed by the owners so the invaders would only get an empty base full of dead ppl if they took it. I took a flight off the space base and sat in the escape pod in case the space plane blew up so I would already be safe. Some old lady was mad because she didn't get to have a pre saved escape pod seat and wanted me to sit in a normalseat then scramble for an escape pod like everyone else if something went wrong. Who was in the right here?

>>168592727
>that game is ded
>bhopping in anything other than cs:s

>>168592649
I don't know

New to the game and I want to try competitive. What do I need to keep in mind so I dont get yelled at off the bat?

>>168592881
If you don't want to get yelled at just don't play the game at all

>>168592881
Post your steam so I can sexually bully you. It will save you from an unfullfilled adulthood

>>168592881
`
voice_enable 0

Low rank comms are fucking awful anyway, you'd probably be better off using the minimap and a bit of estimate.

>>168592996
kys

>>168592881
Keep in mind that you will be yelled at no matter what rank you play at. The only thing that changes is the proportion of you doing the yelling as you rank up.

>>168593009
After 1 game of casual I quickly learned to turn off voice. Its pure cancer

>>168592921
>>168593095
I understand that but what are a few things not to forget so I'm not a total scrub.

I've figured out that you need to buy diffuse kits and armor as you go, and dont knife friendlies at the start

>>168592778
Hello I need to know this. I can't go back to sleep until I do.

>>168593227
In my opinion you need to fuck off this isnt your personal helpline

>>168593212
Normally as CT you want to go 2 people to A, 2 people to B, and 1 person watching middle.

As T stick together with the rest of the team. Don't go alone with the bomb.

"Lurking" means to play alone, normally as T, to catch CTs rotating from one site to another.

To play an eco round, or "ecoing" is short for "economical". It usually means not buying anything, or buying very cheap weapons (such as pistols) to be able to buy more expensive weapons the next round. If your team is ecoing, don't buy.

>>168593334
If it helps at all, I was only suing the escape pod because they wouldn't let my dog go to an acting award ceremony.

>>168593524
Thats fair, dont mess with a mans doggos

>>168593390
>teammate says go eco when i have enough for ump
>fuck the police get ump
>win round because of ump
don't trust teammates

>>168593212
Some MG2 skrub tips from me

>if the team is buying but you can't afford an AK/M4, UMP is a great choice
>nade priority is generally smokes > flashes > mollies > HEs > decoys
>buy armour on the pistol round, you 16 / aimpunch 0 ggez

>stick together in twos and threes
>don't solo unless you know what you're doing
>never 5-man anything unless it's an eco rush or a "they'll never expect this huehuehuehue" wacky strat

>learn the recoil control for AK, M4 and UMP, tapping is overrated and gay in the current meta. you'll go far in MM with good sprays alone.

>if you're leaving a chokepoint you were holding, smoke it off to deter a late push

>>168593875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3RGvu88tTw

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>bottom fragging 3-13
>second pistol round
>pull off a nutty 1v4 glock rape
>"I'm back!"
>"Welcome back."
>mfw

>>168593991
>not tadaima
>not okaerinasai
you baka

>>168594419
but im playing cs in america not china KKona

>>168594419
shaking my head at these bakas

>>168593991
Ehh it worked and i would say it would work many times over.So i don't think it was a bad play but rather a risky play.
In this case however the risk was very small.
Though i'll keep this in mind.

>>168593991
What a colossal faggot

>>168593991
still 100% convinced the only person who posts Steel here is Steel

Honestly don't see any -1.5 bets worth making today. I see every series going to three maps.

>>168595920
North, fnatic, Could9, Faze

get your bets in now, easy skins easy life

>>168593991
>if ibp wasn't banned we would never experience Josh's wisdom

based Valve

>>168595994
u can't fool me tmartn

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Resident professional CSGO player Nate is now SILVER 4!!!!

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>>168596163
wow that's pretty impressive!
I also ranked up recently

>>168596302
>using cheats

>>168596347
What? I'm legit! Only the enemy team player was cheating and he got instantly banned.

any (legit) site where I can bet with paypal? Want to make bank on Gambit and Mouz

>>168596302
>scar
>duallies

Spinbot or just regular ol' wh?

>>168597057
The enemy man was cheating so I had to start gaming super seriously!

I don't understand why people cheat on a game

What are some good minimap/radar settings?
There are the current ones i am using at the moment but i sometimes lose sight of myself on the radar:

cl_radar_always_centered "0"
cl_radar_scale "0.3"
cl_hud_radar_scale "1.15"
cl_radar_icon_scale_min "0.7"
cl_radar_rotate "1"
cl_radar_square_with_scoreboard "1"

Can i make the field of vision stronger on the radar so it's whiter or mark my point somehow so i can instantly recognise it?Talking about casual here.

>>168597615
To win

>>168597771
But you aren't winning, a computer is winning for you

>>168597173
Prime or non prime?

>>168596302
>Cheats
>DMG

Holy hell you suck

When will the new operation release?
Isn't it today?

>>168598014
I don't cheat though

>>168598186
Ebin dude
Kill yourself

>>168598180
After dreamhack HOPEFULLY (doubtfully)

>>168598232
So just because im better than you I should kill myself?
ok

>>168598434
Just tell me if it was prime or non prime and US or EU

>>168598536
Yes

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This new rank is hard!

>Tfw tied for middle of the team score with 13 kills and 3 deaths

>>168597848
Still better than losing

>>168598637
amazing.

Top tier banter.

>>168598739
:3c

>>168598778
I envy you. Your life must be so simple to be able to get joy out of this. I wish I could just turn it all off and be like you.

Checkmate I guess.

How far does the matchmaking go? As an aussie am I gonna be teamed up with asians?

Pretty scared of that, are they crazy good like in other online games

>>168599723
No, asians are shit in counter strike.

>>168599723
>>168600430
this friend is correct and the chinese play on their own servers.

Fnatic vs VP = ez 4 Fnatic

>>168601080
yep, gonna bet big on pige

>>168600430
>>168600876
Thanks. Guess they cant win at everything

Thinking of taking Optic +1.5 @ a 1.1:1

Tarik should be able to meme them through at least one map, no?

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Nate scores ANOTHER ace, this time with a SIXTY DOLLAR GUN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQkpl6p2Z4

>>168604216
bad

>>168604216
>four headshots
nice

>99 in 1 hit
Is there any worse feeling

>>168605157
27 in 1 hit when you could only see the guys head

is there a good skin betting site like fanobet (was)?
specifically, with a credit system, so I can bet multiple times with a single skin?

>>168604216
How did you get that skin

>LEM
>teammates don't even try to control sprays

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>havent played this since 2014-2015
>AWP scoped movement slow as shit
>cant fastclimb ladders anymore
>new sounds (WHY???)
>pistol properties still encourage run and gun (spam rather) than actually aiming while standing still
>deagle is inaccurate as shit, literally useless
>revolver???
>Valve gave you a fucking staircase up to silo on nuke in the remake, appealing to casuals much?
>m4a1s is literally useless now
>1 way smokes are still a thing
>AK first shot accuracy still balls
>SMGS enough said
What a depressing waste of what used to be good.

>>168604216
Jesus christ americans are bad at csgo

>>168608462
Nate aint american tho

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Is it cool to be a silver or goldnova or something these days? I can understand smurfing to kill shitters but come on, unless you have a severe learning disability you should hit dmg in the first 200 hours of playing.

>>168608880
isn't gold nova the average nowadays

>>168609198
No idea, but it seems the majority of this general are a bunch of shitters

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>tfw you hit Supreme after trying for so long

Global is so close. I will make it bros

>Been playing this game for 3500 hours minimum
>Still get rekt by ct pushes
>All the fucking time

Must be the fps
>Too poor for 1440P 144HZ monitor.

>>168604216
>That feel when all the silvers I play with can insta headshot you the moment you peek down middle, throw perfect flashes and check corners with 100% accuracy.
>That feel when can't get out of Non Prime hell
>This silver 4 can play a game where silvers are actually silvers.

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>>168608880
>69

>>168611487
play prime faggot

>>168611578
>Just invest hundreds of hours for slightly less shitty matchmaking.

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>>168611487
Don't worry, anon! You'll catch a break one of these days! I believe in you!

>>168611578
But I don't play prime either

I'm not high enough level for it

t. Nate

Should I play North ML, or Optic +1.5? Maybe both? North -1.5 is at 3:1 atm, is it worth taking?

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nonprime mm is so much fun

stop giving the furfag (you)s

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>>168612103
>Hitmarkers

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>>168612263
I wish they played a sound too but they don't

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>tfw

>Dazed has disappeared and Steel won't stop doing things
UGH

Stop replying to retarded gayfurs.

>>168612627
Steel is unironically our guy though.
>More worried about skins than the game
>Rages
>Always blames teammates because everyone but him is bad
>Plays the game even though it feels like you're dying when you boot it up.

If Hiko's getting paid to play CSGO professionally what's your excuse?

>"nuke is a bad map"
>pros keep playing it

um?

>>168613771
I don't own the game.

>>168613850
It's probably the easiest map to beat a shittier team on. If you know you just simply outclass the opposing team Nuke is pretty much a free win

anders and cummler are literally the worst casters

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>>168613771
No one has scouted me out yet in SEM Matchmaking.

Haha semshit being all placid in his casting now. We should make a post shitalking his fat casting partner so both of them quit.

>>168591284
>Poland
>Nice teamwork
>Decent skill
>Pasha = +
lmao

why does optic pick maps they're shit on?

>>168614152
Tbh bring back Babam. Reddit bitched until he got booted from the English scene and look what we have now, super serious, dryer than my girlfriend discussion about a fucking video game.

>>168614216
what happened to cummler? did someone roast him on twitter or something?

>>168614475
Reddit posted a thread saying how awful his casting is these days, he posted a super sarcastic faggy tweet about how he doesn't listen to any social media criticism.

>>168614542
WE DID IT REDDIT!

>lose HP
>perfect round
???

>NA teams still don't ban Nuke

for what purpose? has NA ever played this fucking map successfully?

>"top na team"
>hiko

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Only true gamers like us will understand the meaning of esports...

How can you have an event this big and not even have one half decent casting team? Cummler and Anders or the faggot duo?

>>168615551
Faggot duo are goat.

>>168615746
>After every round we have to hear them make an uncomfortable faggot joke and listen to their forced awkward response as if they don't lube up and bend over every night

sick of it desu

got 10 bucks on Optic to take Cobble, should I be sweating lads?

>>168614542
If I hear that faggot say "turf" one more time

How is Hiko SO BAD

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Man this game is such a pile of shit in its current state and 64 tick sure doesnt help it

Moving on.

>Losing a literal 5v2

why does NA still try? just fucking disband the whole scene

>optic
>losing 2 ez rounds in a row

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>168616159

>Balding
>Fat
>lesbian sister

of course he is shit and he chokes like Karrigan

>dreamhack going on
>no one posting

DED THRED
DED GAME??????????????????????

MSL legit looks like that cross dressing serial killer Medical Examiner from SVU

>>168617459

Waiting for Fnatic game :^)

>>168617459

I'm too busy watching stream and listening how shitty caster Semmler is nowadays.

>>168617459
>optic vs north

who care.........

>>168612103
lmao that spinning just makes me laugh for some reason

>>168612627
Dazed is the only guy who streams that hops on loses a game and says I'm not feeling it and leaves like he's a woman. Meanwhile every other streamer plays for hours.

>>168612103
>spinning in mm
hope that guy enjoys his ow ban

>>168612103
how bad at spinbotting is that guy?

>>168612103
Is everyone hacking?

>>168612103
>people spend thousands of hours into gitting gud
>you can just alter the game to a point where you aim at the feed and still land headshots
lol whats the point

>>168612103
does silent aim actually work from the spectator's perspective? I thought they patched it ages ago

>>168618427
>does silent aim actually work from the spectator's perspective?
no

>>168617459
Our guy isn't playing yet.

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lul

our pige vs reddit's slavs

fatfuck hiko ruins yet another team
this fucking retard needs to get executed before he touched anything else

who /ourpig/ here?

who /nate/ here?

>>168620154
blame blockhead stan for ruining a good team because he's a greedy fuck

Post your trade links.

>tfw Hiko will never win a major
>tfw #hikowaswrong

>>168620406
go to bed nate

>the more I go up in rank the more 12 year olds and people who can't speak english come onto my team

why is this happening

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>>168620631
No I don't wanna!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
it's time

>>168620504
nah, stan gets + money and + a better team. if optic really pick up hiko, then it's 100% their fault they never make it to another major

>>168620520
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=57171019&token=UPcMlIc5

are lobbies broken or somethn

>>168605157
6 damage with an awp.
Dude was head glitching and I peek shot too quickly to properly line up his head

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>>168620791
IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR

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FUCK YES, can't wait for /ourguy/ to BRUTALIZE these poles.

>>168620504
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Hiko/Results#Detailed_Results
hiko NEVER achieved anything relevant
2nd place on majors were purely because of elige and simple
he's seemingly deadweight on every team and they always seem to improve whenever hiko is out of the team

>He's betting against VP

Why? VP is better than Fnatic on like every single map

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GANG GANG #CHIRAQ

>>168621307
to be fair, liquid was even worse before hiko joined. him (and probably mostly gbjames) made them play like a real team. beyond that, he's useless.

FUCKING bots not letting us queue

>>168621392
>Why?
Loyalty. Honor. Integrity.

>>168621414
Remember when Liquid flowshit was a thing? lmao time flies

>>168621649
remember when fugly was a major legend? lol

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>doubting our guys
today i will show them

>>168621785
Remember when fnatic wasn't shit?

>Cummler again

>>168621907
lol

Jebaited NEO OUTDATED Jebaited TAZ OVERRATED Jebaited SNAX OVERWEIGHTED Jebaited VIRTUS PRO ELIMINATED Jebaited

lmao fnatic is finished

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new dream stream team? esea main about to get shit on

>>168622280
gonna b jason r not bogman

>>168621849
ahahaha

>fnatic not even hiding it
holy shit

hello silver

>2000 hours
>mg1

is this good or bad

>>168623042
Average tbqhwyf

it's over 2:0 confirmed

happy birthday operation wildfire

>>168623042
It's pretty bad senpai
I'm going the same route though

>>168623042
if you're actually trying to get better, it's bad

>>168623313
I feel like my movement and game sense is so much better though. People my rank don't even know how to calculate nth loss round bonuses.

>>168623442
Yea I'm the same
I always get the drop on people perfectly but I just can't aim worth a fucking clam

VP is the primary example why teams shouldn't make roster changes but improve their game

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>>168623042

Depends.

If you are a cashul scrub like me with MG1/1500hours then it's fine.

If you are tryhard nerd then it's bad.

GET OUT OF THE SERVER (name) THIS IS (name)'s TURF

fuck cummler

those byali aimlocks rofl
doesnt get more more obvious than that

>>168623746

go easy on him, him and Snax have to carry 3 fossils

>swag7
>agent 007
>james bond
>yolo

>>168623042
really bad, like REALLY fucking bad

mg1 isn't even when people know how to aim or use any strats at all and you could easily get to mg1 muting your whole team and playing p90 rush only with no gamesense at fucking all in like 200-300 hours of "knowledge"

>last round of the half
>"he has to save it"

is anders retarded?

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Who /oink/ here.

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Where were you when csgo died?

>>168624234
the fuck am i looking at?

is that the new chiken?

I hope Hiko necks himself and soon

>>168624234
i was sat at home playing overwatch when jw ring

'csgo is die'

'yes'

and you???

>>168624365
Russian skids that can join any lobby and are unkickable and shit

bye bye fnatic

you're still shit

>>168624365
some furry scriptkiddies who seem to join everyone's lobbies and you can't kick them

>>168624546
>>168624778
damn that's sad

half of snax's mousepad is off the table

I wonder if fnatic will disband again

>>168624234

Browsing /csgog/ and watching dreamhack of course.

>taz is using g403

time to switch mouse

16-9 and VP took both pistols. Hardly a stomp.

>>168625709
What happened to the daki?

>>168625515
yes

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>nuke'd

>wake up at 4AM everyday
>30 minutes practicing smokes and flashes
>30 minutes kz
>one hour aimbots practice
>40 minutes recoil master
>one hour ffa community deathmatch
>one hour retakes
>30 minutes pistol only deathmatch
>subscribed to netcodeguides premium
>$30 every month on nootropics and PED's
>$250/mo on T1 internet
>3400 hours on my main

>still mge

help

>>168626943
stop watching anime you retard

swedetards?

whats wrong with your scene?

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>>168626943
>mfw i'm mge without practice

What happened to swedish CS, NiP and Fnatic fucking suck nowadays

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fuck this game

swedetards REALLY thought they'll be able to walk in sites and take aim duels and win free tournaments

really makes me think

>yumpy thinks he's a real coach and not a cheerleader

wew

>>168626943
stop being bad

also dont bother with anything except DM and actual fucking games until you're global

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>>168627473
>all NA and Swedish teams go out in groups

what's even the point of watching when none of our guys will go through?

>>168626943
>didnt play csgo since 2012
>just 100hrs in recently
>MG1
>everyone hates me because I lack the basics
BEST GAME
Everyone is insulting me while I can jerk off to their rage until I get eventually kicked.

>>168626943

>do nothing but aim_botz and 1v1 servers even though i know they are absolute shit
>LEM, 11rws B last month on ESEA

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why are there furry bots in my lobby telling me to not play cs?

Another round ruined by OP pistols

>>168627775
>NA
>our guys

kys

why is tec 9 so good

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>tfw fnatic was better with twist and doplan

>krimz hitting the plant
snax has insane luck

>>168628121
fuck off monkey, NA are our guys

>>168627783
>>168628075
http://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

take this and tell me what you get

>>168628193
kys

>>168627283
other teams started full 5man cheating whereas fnatic only have flusher

>>168628190
he also hit 2 of 15 bullets

>>168628195
I dunno why u wanted me to take that but I got 373ms

flusha is balding

lmao

>>168628195
Average of 239ms after 10 tries.

>>168628319
thanks for outing yourself

pasha flexing on these swedecucks

Hello everyone, as you may know, there are a lot of cheaters in CS:GO and Valve doesnt do anything about it, because they simply dont care! They get enough money from skins and cases to not give a fuck about the game anymore and we need to STOP them!!! Please don't playing CS:GO for 1 day, to proof them that we care about the game and want them to fix it, because as in its current state its unplayable. We are customers that are willing to pay for a good game without hackers and bugs that break the game. The CS:GO Community is getting bigger every day and all they care about is how to get more money out of the game with SKINS, STCKERS and stupid SPRAYS... Valve, fix VAC, it's shit.

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>>168627783
>>168628195

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>>168628559
I don't understand reddit!
what are you trying to tell me?!

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>>168628527
what happened

did he finally fix his movement or what

he is styling on these cuckolds

>>168628195
Your particular monitor can drastically affect your reaction time on this though

>>168628752
you mean furry russian reddit

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>>168628836
yes! exactly!

>>168623042
Horrible
if around 2000~ you're not global something is wrong

really fucking sad how blatant VP need to be to beat a tier2 team

>fnatic is back!!!! xD

>Protector of skins
Lamoaing at fnatic right now

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>they fell for the fnatic meme

>>168628960
he looks about as degenerate as i expected

>>168628292
but the initial burst is the most accurate

So the steam post about the furry scripters says people on reddit claim to have gotten viruses from this lobby thing... That's not real, right?

>fnatic in 2017

lmao

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>tfw no gf (female) to watch CS esports

>>168628195
crosshair placement makes up for reactions

gg ez

>>168628160
where is this from?

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>(female)

>nip vs cloud9
This is going to be a good match, since this two teams are trash.

>>168629264

Reddit

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>fnatic without pronax
JUST fuck my team up.

holy fuck, how tall is snax?

hahaha holy shit he's twice her size

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>falling for the trap meme in 2017

>>168629453
>>168629429
SLAV'D

>>168629429
smix is probably ~5'6-7 in heels so snax is probably around 6'5 or taller?

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>I will eat this alien

>>168629669
that lack of eye contact, maybe hes a virgin

>>168629669
me on the left

>fnatic without pronax

Astralis=VP=SK >>>>>>>>>>> navi = optic = nip = faze = north = gambit = fnatic = cloud9 = g2 = envy = liquid = mouz >>>>>everyone else

>>168629729
so?

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lmao

>>168629729
he raped and killed his parents when he was 16 years old so no

>>168629669
r34 when

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>>168629913
>fnatics cheats don't work on Dreamhack events anymore

>>168629669
>that guy with the glasses

nip vs c9 on inferno please

guyss
i'm not allowed to eat milk products when taking my medicine

what can u eat for night snack and breakfast that doesn't have milk??? sandwich without butter is bad, as is porridge without milk, n tea without milk, n cereals without milk

(help)

>>168630504
cum

>>168630504
how about eat something with some protein so you're not tired by 1pm?

>ran into a metal thing and now i have a fat lip and sound liked i have a lisp
guess i'm not making any calls in comp today.

>>168630619
i'll cum in ur butt

>>168630798
>making calls ever
fucking tryhard....

>>168630504
Oat drink, it can't really replace milk in taste, but it's pretty good, I guess you can eat it on cereal

And use olive oil for your sandwich

>>168630504
just make sausages and eggs

>>168630914
oat drink is p good

never tried olive oil on sandwich..............

>>168631065
>eating animals
kys troglodyte

c9 got this ez

right??

nothing voice is like helium

>>168631318
It's especially good with like baguette/mediterranean bread, if it's spongy enough to "suck it in", if you like it it'll do fine over butter

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>>168631318
hello faggot vegan.

NEENJAS NEENJAS

NEENJAS EN PAJAMAS

This aussie cunt is the worst "analyst" by far. His opinions are garbage.

>>168631636
ARE COMING DOWN THE STAIRS

i know that look. gtr is hungover

>>168631705
He's doing that thing where he says stuff but none of it really actually means anything and he is just blowing smoke up our ass.

>autimatic using wireless

umm gotards??????

>>168631585
>everyone in the pic is either fat or dyel

lmao

>>168631813
>he didnt watch elige last night to learn that auti is using a 403 wireless

>>168631930
>using wireless

um gotards????????????

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>Please Lord, grant us the power of friendship

Who is the igl for nip?

>>168631895
you're an embarrassment to the male gender

>>168632039
nip magic ritual

>>168632039
i dont think making fun of gtr or forest is nice

they're literally goats and should have left nip 2 years ago

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>>168631980
g900 has less latency than any wired mouse out there u doofus

>>168632104
xizt/threat

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>>168631895
>that shirtless dude with a beard
>fat or dyel

>>168632104
>nip
>leader
???????????