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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJpastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
>>168511837
first for HL>6s
http://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561197996718813
3th for life is good
Robo spies are smarter than actual Spy bots
>>168512392
robo spies are smarter than actual spies
reminder
>>168512760
i dont know how you still have it in you to make good charts
im impressed
>>168512392
robo spies spawn behind you, don't they? that's a pretty strong advantage
why are you so obsessed with making the threads all the time
its creepy
>>168513127
This is the first one I've made
Has anyone ever played in the list of """good""" community servers in the OP?
Does anyone still regularly play on community servers rather than queueing for casual?
>>168513608
I've played slender man and jailbreak.
>>168513608
i played zombies for a bit
good server never has people
shit laggy server has a bunch of east coasters on west coast servers
just reminds me of the halo 3 custom map days, fuck man
ive played furry pound a handful of times but its almost always empty when i'm on
>>168515608
>cow mangler cannot be crit boosted
does it work with the buff banner?
>>168515780
why is this still a thing
when it had 5 shots
yea i get that might be op
but why the hell now?
it just makes it garbage
>>168515780
yeah it still minicrits, just don't do it on the charged shot
>>168516042
it does not minicrit
the banner won't work with it my dude it minicrits on the alt fire
>>168516126
yeah it does
it can minicrit with buff
it cant crit with kritzkrieg though
>>168516245
Cow Mangler only crits two ways.
Pyro reflects a mini crit shot or it his Merasmus.
First 5 or 8, loadout drawn.
>>168517298
default engineer standing in a T pose
>>168517298
>>168516990
turns out it does minicrit, first shot didn't minicrit because auto regen was turned on
also testing webm
>>168517298
Rolling for my dogshit loadout.
>>168517298
good matchmaker valve
>>168517298
>>168518615
i just got into a match where both teams had an aimbotter
neither team would kick theirs
>>168518771
aimbotting is balanced
1 aimbot = 1 aimbot
>>168518771
your games today are already more balanced than mine then
>decide to try competitive after reinstalling tf2 (played regularly years ago)
>search starts at 1:39PM and I decide to keep track of time
>currently 1:56PM
The fuck is this shit
And whats with all these taunts a fucking bumper cart, witch broom, the hat particle effects, no one communicating when they play, what happened?
>barnblitz attack, stuck in spawn
>entire team is snipers, spies and engineers
>go heavy and kill ~5 people each life, eventually capture the first point
>now half the team is heavies
sometimes topscore mimics aren't so bad
>new taunt idea:
the merc pulls out a camera and takes a selfie
the taunt also saves a screenshot with your smiling merc in it
my hands hurt so much from having to carry these sub 50 hour shitters
>>168519928
>be demo in this situation
>push cart to first building
>get owned by pocket combo with buttbuddy pyro
>entire team is now spy and sniper
>>168520558
go to bed blizzard
nobody cares
>>168521934
b-bonus?
i like girls
i like you
o.o
>>168517298
>>168518715
>>168521934
>>168522030
>>168522127
>>168522196
>>168522283
>>168522369
>>168522280
change your password NOW
>>168522280
get fucked rofl
>>168522513
This terrifies me
>>168522280
Do you have your phone number linked?
bind f1 "incrementvar load_itempreset 0 4 1"
why doesnt that work???
>>168522671
GOOOOoooooooooood
>selling off hats/unusuals
>lower graphics
Feels better
>>168517520
>>168523940
quality
well done my man
>queue into borneo
>both sides have plenty of people
>hear enemy medics, engies, demos, heavies and snipers set up outside
>look at my team
>get this in chat, no medics, 4 gibus spies and 2 epic trolldiers
fun
>>168524182
i'll take trolldiers over spies
at least they occasionally do something
>>168524272
>fail a rocket jump
>take out shotgun
>fire twice
>do 3 damage
>die
wow so useful
>the long awaited Pyro update is actually going to be the source 2 update which will also include updating most of the other source engine games to the new engine
>the transition will be relatively smooth and all users will see significant performance and stability improvements
and all will be forgiven.
>>168524742
>walk into enemy
>die to any of them
wow useful
>>168524780
considering they stated it was "going to be the biggest update tf2 has had" combining it with the jungle and one other patch on top of balances there's not a lot they can do to fuck it up besides cocktease us then decide its too confusing for new players on the last day
>>168524906
+ a new 5 minute SFM short.
>>168525019
3-4 but really now we're getting much better from single individuals with barely any training or much practice when compared to people that have been using SFM for years, are payed to do it, and have writers/teams it kinda falls under the radar
>go spy
>top score
>suddenly the low 0 scores go spy
>entire enemy is pyros now
>>168525328
it just sucks to try and play spy
if you do poorly you're a handicap
if you do well all the >50 hour kids jump spy
>>168525328
I know that feel.
>>168522890
>Southern hospitality is a shitty wrench
>SH engies can't defend their wrench other than ''b-b-but it bleeds''
LMAO
>>168525518
who does this
its the least used wrench
no one with a name defends it,
>>168525518
>tfw too intelligent to use the jag
>>168524182
i don't really think that you good enough at sniper to complain about your team. stop being useless trash first
>Like the stock wrench
>Enjoy the jag
>Pleasure from feeling the gunslinger work
>Just friends with the Eureka Effect
>That is only ok in highlander Hospitality
boys complaining about casual mode
le wtf
Make a good looking merc with the pyrovision goggles
>>168526205
Medic:
Berlin Brain Bowl
Pyrovision
Heat of Winter
>>168525815
I don't believe your grammar is good enough to accuse anyone of anything
when attacking on payload maps I always go sniper before first point gets captured, or at least until a significant dent is made in their defense
>>168513608
I play VSH and prop hunt occasionally
>>168526326
Your picture should prove something?
If you playing sniper and have <4k/d that's mean that you just wasting server slot.
>>168526205
>>168526635
let's see those sick scores of yours then bubba
>>168526326
i bet english is the only language you know, spoiled ameritard
>>168526790
Shooting blank there, ahmed, I know 4 languages
>>168526716
thats a cool looking head
wish there were more slots
>>168526759
>don't play sniper, go actually useful classes
>you think you better than me as sniper, huh?
brilliant logic
>>168526205
The Meme-ger
>>168527112
are you illiterate and/or retarded
>>168526716
I prefer the universal translator, less eyes.
>>168526205
>>168527262
>i'm gonna focus on your bed england to talk less about me being shit at this game
please continue
>>168527518
its borf friend
>>168525518
It is a direct upgrade from stock and was the best choice until the Jag buff
>>168527303
Whatever works, these are ugly ass eyes that don't combo well with some classes.
>>168527557
you're literally pointing out shit that wasn't posted anywhere in this thread using strawmen after strawmen
also thanks for identifying yourself as a ruski, anton, go record minecraft on your toaster with unregistered hypercam2
>>168526205
Hint: pyrovision only looks good on the pyro
>>168527708
Yeah, you can also go full retard
>>168527764
so ur just bad at the game, nothing to talk about there i guess. keep playing meme classes and blame your team.
>>168527214
How did you make that pose?
>>168527924
>gets told
>haha ur just bad lol
it's past your bedtime anton, shut your pentium 4 down now or else babushka will beat you with her cane
>>168527824
Clipping central.
>mfw seeing Teufort Tooth Kickers in sniper
Why did they even make them wearable by sniper, they look awful because he doesn't have feet bodygroup
>>168526205
>>168528012
Paused animations in didgeridoo taunt.
>>168528174
>look! i'm playing sniper and we can't win for some reason! stuped team
>just don't play it if you want to win
>ur english is bad u r retard, here's my idled hours counter
>wow cool, but you are still useless
>NO U
>i don't play meme classes
>U R RETARTRED
>haha rusky cyka blyat xDD
yeah, totally showed me. "TOLD"
who else /brokenigga/
>>168528518
Man you're really bad at making shit up
I bet you're sweating your ass off sitting on your tabouret coming up with all this bullshit
im a pub sniping god
>>168528876
i'm not making shit up, it's just brief retelling
>I bet you're sweating your ass off sitting on your tabouret coming up with all this bullshit
Nice projecting.
>>168529020
Yes you are, you're strawmanning in every reply
>>168528976
im better
>>168529175
i don't know what "strawmanning" means nor google translate do, so i just i define that i have won in this special olympics.
>>168529446
>LITERALLY doesn't know what a word means
>me wins durr
you're a fucking embarrassment
>>168529446
It must hurt to get rekt by the guy who can't speak english
>>168529446
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man
You're welcome, maggot.
>>168529612
>>168529446
>is getting his shit kicked in
>must resort to samefagging
keep digging holy fuck I'm having a blast
>>168529610
that's way above my lexicon and as i said, it's untranslatable by google so if you want to proof something, do it by yourself. otherwize, yep, i won.
>>168529839
not really
>>168529839
really makes you think
>>168529948
>>168530051
you don't realize how stupid you look right now, do you lmao
>Finally get an unusual for soldier
>Goes back to using regular items.
What is this feel?
Is it better to use the sentry ahead voice command to alert your team and the enemy team of a sentry ahead OR stay silent about it and let everyone figure it out on their own?
>>168530353
>samefag reee
>>168530547
My feel is I've got over 45 unusuals, at least one of which is an all-class misc, and I still have loadouts with no unusuals that I enjoy wearing.
Just because I have nice things doesn't mean I should be forced to only wear the most expensive shit, that's that "Hurr Durr I've Got One All-Class on All My Loadouts" shit.
>>168530548
Usually it takes an act of God for pubbies to take down a sentry, let alone a level 3 one. If you have a mic just say "hey, there's a sentry over there, watch out" or just say it in team speak if your poor/insecure.
>>168530547
you learned that unusuals are tacky
>>168531102
Same feel, got about 3 unusuals and I hardly wear them, they're more like collection pieces or something.
Most unusuals look like shit. They're good for trading and getting cosmetics you'd actually want
>>168531435
That's pretty much true, most hats aren't worth getting an unusual of, but I kind of disagree on the getting cosmetics part. It's pretty hard to break an unusual down into a couple cosmetics without translating to keys first. Most cosmetic dealers can't handle that action in a single trade.
>>168531887
>Tfw the invasion effects aren't that bad, just stuck with shitty hats and they'll almost certainly never be on good hats
H*ck
>hit by stray bullet
>-5 hp
>hit by stray arrow
>-6 billion hp
How would you teach a new player to rocket jump properly?
>>168534968
alias +rocketjump "+duck;+attack;+jump"
alias -rocketjump "-duck;-attack;-jump"
bind "Mouse5" "+rocketjump"
>>168535464
>"Mouse5"
>>168536517
>using grandma's mouse to play video games
>>168538057
>using anything other than mouse 1, 2, or 3
>>168515938
Because the projectile has no difference when crit-boosted
That's literally it
>>168538664
>not owning a Razor (tm) Mamba (tm) TOURNAMENT EDITION (tm) and using the conveniently place buttons on the right side if the museum to cycle through your weapons to make switching and thus fraging even easier.
>>168541809
how's steel treating you
since I got a new pyro set, post spicy boys.also r8/h8
>>168543621
>enjoying a nice game of Team Fortress 2
>guy asks me what my unusual is priced at
>tell him its unpriced
>he offers a terror-watt geisha boy
>tell him to fuck off
>"Well its probably the best offer you are going to get so...."
>tell him to fuck off again and call him a sharker because thats what he is
>"Lol why are you so mad? I just offered what its worth goy"
>"Why would you want to keep it? Its such a bad low tier hat with a bad effect! Just accept my offer goy. It doesn't matter if its strange!"
I hate traders so much
>>168541809
good, hows it treating you? :^)
>>168543621
bretty gud, what was the theme?
Fucking kek he even responded to the wrong post.
>>168544647
Who did?
>>168544546
I have no idea. Bug maybe? Alien?
>>168545219
i think he means >>168544647
>>168526205
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes
looking for pals to play with
ajajjajajjjj im gonna respond to the wrong post as funi jok :]
imagine a comp tf2 team made entirely of black people
>tagg
>aim-
>Nas Boii
>habib
.... does any other black people play TF2
>>168535464
I think binding it would make hard for him to improve later, like ducking, and later jumping and shooting, to achieve extra high.
He would have to learn how to do a normal rocket jump w/o bind, like a beginner.
>>168547267
they would play it like it was a fighting game
GX : report
* Sem limite de tempo *
Batle :3 : todos lvl 10 este equipo del orto
Batle :3 : los otro lvl 70 dejate de joder gordos topos del culo
Batle :3 : DALE LA PUTA QUE TE PARIO BR DDE MIERDA SALII IDE MADFS0IN0Ó{L,´JR
*MORTO(A)* Luc : lmao
*MORTO(A)* Batle :3 : ldsfo'd ¿0njhd
*MORTO(A)* Batle :3 : na dejate de joder todos campeando
Luc : kek
>>168511837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANcqMStDyJk
>>168547843
>Latam servers
I only went once to one of those. Never ever again.
Ever.
>"fucking tryhard"
>>168547187
dont be mean
>>168548541
>its another "friendly crying about people playing the game" episode
>havn't played since overwatch came out
>tired of tank & ana meta slogfest
>wonder tf2 is still the same
>see this first game of casual
its nice that some things never change
>>168550380
Payload maps are a magical experience
>Its a friendly kills you and you kill all friendlies since then episode
Are there any improvements to be made? I did it based off skill ceilings relative to the games.
>>168549321
>Valve's official stance on friendlies is that they aren't really doing anything wrong
give me the salad
>>168550380
This is why I love this game.
These things are funny, but won't ruin your game, if you are good you can carry casuals, there isn't team pressure like OW.
You have exactly five (5) minutes to find three cosmetics that clip more than any other
where did you get that pic of me
6v6 is the most fun i had in a videogame
>>168547696
sitting besides one another ?
>>168551642
I think with lucio's wall riding and speed boosting abilities he should at least be at the 2nd tier rather than at the top
t. a lucio main
>>168551642
>mercy
>above Lucio
>spy in top tier
Alright, I'll bite.
>>168527686
This but it's pretty much retarded now. You wanna use Jag most of the time until you need to turtle and have time to build, and even then I use the stock wrench because I have a strange and bleed is a gay mechanic
>>168551642
Oh come on, playing Heavy takes more brainpower than Bastion
>overwatch
>decent on demo in most maps
>garbage on demo in cp_granary
how am i supposed to play demo in this flat garbage map? any tips ?
>>168554808
Switch to soldier.
It begins.
>>168551642
>Lució
>Requires a heartbeat to play and no more
You've never played lució beyond orbiting healslut have you?
>>168546901
>Sub 500 hrs
>anime
Yur an shitter and a kek, but you're also on the west coast and a tf2g autist so added, I guess
Captcha: place raffl
>>168555302
What begins? It's just an engineer unusual.
>>168555715
good post
>>168555828
Selling off my backpack to fund my new pc.
>>168555993
but dude why have a new pc when you can look fancy af in a F2P lmoa
>>168554808
>cp_granary
>garbage
Back to overwatch
>>168546901
why did you remove me
>>168554808
I'm not a decent Demo or anything but I find charging stickies (any sticky would do but I'll say ScoRes) or bouncing pills off from ground (use stock GL instead of Iron Bomber) to be effective at flat long distances. A small habit I got from playing Q3A.
If failed just stick nearby the Sentry nest to push pockets off (Loose and/or Quickie) or send them flying with a Caber bumrush.
>>168547267
are blacks smart enough to play games in the first place
post your tf2c ban history
>>168557057
the ones i listed are probably better than anyone posting here
except tagg, because he would be rusty as fuck right now
Please say nice things about my Scout.
>>168559582
its ok
>>168559582
your heavy is better
>>168559760
No it's NOT.
hello?
hi!
>>168559582
Want to date?
>>168561071
>>168562308
Oh oh do this one >>168544546
make like "Delet this" or something
a guy wants to give me 11 ref for my spec killstreak axtinguisher kit
i priced it at 15 which is 1 ref less than scrap.tf charges, but i haven't gotten any better offers
do i stick it out or just go for it
>>168562596
Stick it out until your absolutely sure you can't get a better deal.
>>168562596
I'd take it, axtinguisher is a dying item and nobody uses it.
Meaning nobody wants to find ks kits for it.
>>168563428
>>168563485
i am CONFLICTED
>>168561306
yes helo yes
>>168563927
Take it, nobody wants axe kits for pyro.
Interesting.
>>168564207
Why are they for soldier and not demo though?
>>168563927
wait for a better offer, that one is way too low
what is the best hitsound, /tf2g/?
>>168566107
MY LEG
>>168566107
Quake 3 (adjusted)
>more than half of asian comp players are in Singapore (tiny country)
>the second country with most players is korea
>india with its huge population only has like a dozen comp players
why
How many cosmetics did you guys get from random drops?
Just 3 here:
>Level Three Chin
>Track Terrorizer
>Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
>>168567672
India is as poor as brazil dude
>>168566107
i know it's boring but I've started using the ingame note one. it's not ear piercing like the default but its clear
>>168566107
catgirls
>>168568370
Five. I consider myself pretty lucky with that number.
>Berliner's Bucket Helm
>Das Metalmeatencasen
>Carouser's Capotain
>Security Shades
>All Father
>>168568370
>L'inspector
>Wet Works
>Killers Kabuto
>Spook Specs
I forgot that hat drops even exist.
>>168568370
Since 2009
>Demo Fro
>Camera Beard
then nothing for the longest time
>The Dictator
>Employee of the mmmph
>Tricksters Turnout Gear
>Classified Coif
>Larkin Robin
>Chronomancer
>Mair Mask
I wear my drop cosmetics exclusively. I feel like my crafted, traded, or unboxed cosmetics are too flashy. I feel like I earned my drop cosmetics with my playtime.
>>168569239
Only thing I kept is my Killer's Kabuto. The rest I sold.
>>168569395
Those weren't bad hats either. The sentiment of a hat being dropped is worth more to me than the insignificant amount of metal you get through trading. I would craft my drop hats before I traded them.
>>168568370
9 drops here with 2.6k hours of playing the game. I think is more but well thats really lucky and i play almost every week to get my drops. Playing since 2012.
are custom hitsounds.killsounds broken now?
ive noticed that i dont get them anymore even tho i changed nothing, so ive been using ones included with the game and its aight but i wanna make some real memes with my sounds
>>168571075
Do the whole hitsound killsound thing in your custom folder. There's plenty of guides on the Internet on how to do it.
>>168544352
Your hat and effect are dog shit. He might be right about best offer.
>>168559582
You look like that weebag who spread his waifu all other the place at every loadout he have.
Why do americans give scouts so much fucking space in 6v6? And why do they not help at all when one of their teammates offclasses to sniper ? Like having 1 soldier or scout with him...
>>168574727
I am not him but he is a nice guy.
>>168556940
who?
>>168578074
rude
>>168571572
>>168571075
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=829551102
Don't know why the basic one would be broken, maybe you unintentionally installed a broken one.
http://tf2r.com/kbm71x6.html
>>168547267
i do
Can I borrow anybody's dead of night?
>>168579167
>"borrow"
>>168579162
do ya play in 6s tho
>play med decently
>can do crit heals
>know usually when to pop
>how to surf damage
>always forget to count ubers
>get overextended and die because i didnt know enemy had adv
how do i learn boring shit like counting ubers
>>168579621
im seruous pls im f2p im get keys i promise.
>>168551642
Pyro's det jump automatically puts his skill ceiling above most OW heroes, let alone airblast prediction.
how do i convert MGEMike into a webm
http://imgur.com/9Cu8W2M
>>168582796
Download that video and run it through a webm converter?
>>168582901
accidentally formatted my hard drive
thanks asshole
what would be the perfect tf2g 6s team ?
in NA i only know PParrot who is pretty good at soldier
>EU
>sops the mediocre roamer
>xenos the good scout who doesnt play anymore
>fsidu the good med who doesn't play anymore
who else
Reminder
>>168583960
numlocked is the EU muma, cant rollout for shit
except numlocked is actually good
>>168584006
When I quit this game muma was just part of the na open circle jerk. Did he ever actually become good or is he just a retarded memelord?
>got bored and stopped playing early in 2015
>favorite loadout before I dropped was Baby Face Blaster, Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol, and Candy Cane
>decided to give the game a chance again last week
>Play casual
>Some guy called "Adolf Hitler joins"
>His profile pic is Hitler, of course.
>Tons of shitty and edgy binds and renamed items like "Hitler did nothing wrong" and "1488 race war now"
>Even has that sign melee weapon with a swastika on it
>Keeps calling demomen niggers everytime he kills one
>Tell him to calm down
>"Fucking JIDF, get gassed"
Okay. Which one of you fuckers was it?
>>168551642
>Ana
>Only requires a working finger to play
Just spam your healing sniper gun everywhere and boom, you're the MVP
>>168584531
petty boy pistol got nerfed and isnt a straight upgrade anymore
the other weapons are shit, why would you not use stock scattergun
>>168584343
b4nny thought he was good somehow
big mistake
>>168584992
ask in /pol/
we love gays and blacks here
Is Dane /ourguy/?
>>168586570
Contrary to popular belief, Dane is a pretty cool dude.
>>168552152
Max head, banana hat, one of the daily hats
Not even twenty seconds, what do i win
>>168525518
People too frequently confuse "Boring weapon" with "underpowered weapon"
Southern Hospitality might not be good but it isn't bad either
March, 2008.
>Robin: Hmm. Looks like Medic is absolutely vital to win games to the point where he's absolutely indispensable. The power level of Ubercharge is so high that if the enemy has a Medic and you don't, you're fucked.
>Jason: What should we do about this?
>Robin: (Thinks deeply)
>Robin: I've got it!
>>168588809
>Have to get ALL the medic achievements to get it
Thanks for the PTSD asshole
>>168588134
I run SoHo pretty much full-time in somewhat high level competitivehl loland I honestly find no reason to use stock over it.
Especially after the buffs to spy cloak, and it's not like 40 extra damage when you hit someone is ever hurting you.
>>168588809
every weapon released in gold rush update had some kind of problem
kritzkrieg was UP
blut was dumb
Ubersaw was OP
all of them have been somewhat fixed except Ubersaw
>>168586465
i don't get it
>>168590075
Your video needs to be at least 10 minutes long to get ad money as of like 6 or 8 months ago.
So if its under you are a poor gibus heavy.
Over 10 minutes and you can afford unusuals and shit.
>>168590248
10 minutes is a bit excessive, surely 5 would be reasonable. people are just going to add filler to the rest?Fucking hell Google are Jews and have ruined Youtube's management. They have too much power and must be stopped
why
>>168592283
I'm scared to ask what those are about
>>168592783
Kill cams, 1 k/d scoreboard screenshots and random shit.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198000806826/screenshots/?appid=440
>>168593551
What's up with russians and female profile pics?
>>168593704
Russians are mostly heterosexual and love girls. That's really hard to understand, i suppose.
>>168594690
forgot to paint red-tape recorder red, literally never saw anyone use it in 6s
then again it doesnt matter that much since spy is usually to kill the med, not a sentry
>>168594690
>Most pyro melees not red
>Heatmaker not red
>YER and Kunai STILL not red
How are you not retarded
>>168574727
My hat is amazing
Fuck you
>>168596049
It's amazingly awful.
>>168596049
>i can only afford a 15 key hat so i will delude myself into thinking its good
>>168596354
I think we all know that vibri can afford more than a 15 key hat. It's his opinion. I think it looks alright personally
>>168596427
I think it looks worse than every unusual that he ever have personally
>>168596324
>>168596354
The only thing awful here are your opinions
>>168596510
Does that include the sulphurous birdcage, orbiting fire big elfin deal, the time warp Katyusha and the cloud 9 dread knot?
>>168596683
>sulphurous birdcage
Yes
>orbiting fire big elfin deal
Kinda same, but a little better than this shit with meme star effect.
>the time warp Katyusha
Yes
>cloud 9 dread knot
Idk t6h. Probably yes.
>>168596792
Well damn, I didn't think the Toy Tailor was a bad hat.
I guess I'll change my loadout to please you rather than myself
>>168596792
>meme star effect
It came out less than two months ago. Give it time to settle. It doesn't look bad, it's just over used right now.
still http://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561197996718813
>>168596965
>It doesn't look bad
It does. It's probably worst unusual effect of the halloween update.
>>168597019
It's basically a downwards version of the ghost effect
>>168597102
WAAAAAAY downwards
>>168596916
Stop acting like your shit tier hat is good and posting your awful loadout every thread will be enough for me.
>>168597424
Make me faggot
post your checklist of things you want to learn in your lifetime
mine:
>learning all parts of jump_4starters
>learning to count ubers as medic
>learning to c-tap consistently
>getting better and more original at using stickytraps as demo
>learning to skipjump as demo
>>168597735
You are already a faggot, not point to make you faggot again.
>>168598248
>count ubers
?
>>168598962
it's my dream to get a strange medi-gun
>>168598962
count ubers is when you know how much uber advantage you have
for example, if you spawn at the same time than the enemy medic, you are equal
if you spawn later than the enemy medic, they have adv
if you spawn earlier than the enemy medic, you have adv
so if, say, the enemy medic spawns when you already have 30% uber, you have 30 advantage
>>168598962
>>168600359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOEdmCkBCg4
>>168598248
here's mine:
>learn something actually useful in real life and stop being nolife nerd
>>168601139
>uncounterable
i dont like that word
you can allow a lot of OP shit by saying its "counterable"
you can counter a critacola by using vacc for example
>huntsman needing a nerf
Only because it uses the big projectile hitbox, it would be nearly impossible to hit people if it used the hitscan hitbox
>escape plan
>op
stop this meme, did you even play TF2 when pre-split equalizer was a thing
also personally think direct-hit should have a cap on the damage it doe. its literally the only soldier primary weapon to do a base damage above 124 in close range, essentially killing all light-classes in one hit if the user engages in close quarters combat.
>>168590536
Google is trying to get people more engaged with youtube both as creators and consumers.
They just don't seem to understand that length isn't what most people want in like 80% of circumstances.
And the 20% that it does apply to already tended to have ~10 minute videos.
>>168601139
>>168557784
>tagg
>rusty
he'd beat the crap out of every shitter here
>>168603340
>there are people who still think the reserve shooter is broken
>>168593551
>800x600
>n64 models
>pyccka xaxaxa
jesus fucking christ mikhail
Do people in Japan or Korea still play TF2?
>>168603340
>RS on soldier
>Broken
Wow he actually has to actually aim instead of pressing one button with complete disregard to placement, health and ammo, it's surely broken
if liberty launcher was made to combo with the reserve shooter, shouldnt it have increased push force?
make it 4 rockets, 25% lower damage and 25% increased push force
>>168606094
Originally it was just a blend of every other rocket launcher, now it's meant to combo with the gardener thanks to the bigger jumps
>>168606358
meme gardener shouldnt exist
>>168603909
but his name is tagir
>>168606903
It's honestly one of the better balanced weapons alongside the kritzkrieg and the ambassador, it rewards a change in playstyle at the cost of something meaningful
>With kritz you aren't invincible, but you build it faster than stock and it lets you kill more, incentivizing a more aggressive use of it
>Ambassador rewards good aim with good damage at the cost of dps and the fairly common due to your backstab damage crits
>The gardener rewards the risk and skill involved with landing a melee hit in the minuscle timeframe of falling from a rocketjump (which sacrifices health, both from the jump and the fall) with huge damage, but you lose the chance of having this huge damage at anytime (remember that melee crits start at 15% odds)
Post overused cosmetics
>>168609614
Maybe at one point
Rip fast learner
What HUD are you fags using?
I'm back from a 2 year hiatus and the one I used to use (FrankenHUD) is basically dead and broken.
>>168610272
oxide hud
it's old and really basic but it looks good, keeps the area around my crosshair free and has the default tf2 font
http://www.teamfortress.tv/33738
>>168610669
Cheers Anon.
>you must use the mobile authenticator to be able to trade normally AND you have to wait for 7 days
why
If retards didn't click steancornmunity links we wouldn't have to go through all this shit.
>>168578149
sorry
>>168610836
>>AND you have to wait for 7 days
what no
maybe a week after you set it up, but my trades go through right after i confirm them on my phone
>>168611210
>maybe a week after you set it up
Sorry that's what I meant, yeah.
>He doesnt like 2fort
>he plays tf2
>>168599103
And why is that?
>>168612829
>he exists in the real world
>>168531887
>nebula
>fecal
excuse me what the fuck
>>168551642
>putting tf2 characters in with moba characters
at least pick a decent moba
ubersaw nerf when
>>168601139
>pompson, airstrike, short circuit and natasha op
excuse me what the fuck
>>168608649
post any solider loadout
it has em
>>168613471
>sorry bro, you're on shit hats
learn 2 read
Post piros
who wants to 1v1 for hats?
>>168614647
>asteroid will never come out of beta
>there will never be a fully themed & textured asteroid
>there will never be more maps themed like asteroid
>>168615367
what is asteroid?
>>168601139
>ScoRes: Trashcan
>Family Business: Trashcan
>KGB: Trashcan
>Ambassador: Balanced
>Diamondback: Nerf Whenever
>Bonk: Nerf Now
>Natascha: Broken
Dude, you have no fucking idea. Stop wasting time. This chart is nothing but a huge bait scale.
>>168604454
>shoot feet
>person goes into the air
>guaranteed minicrits on shotgun
¿¿¿¿ why would it not be OP on soldier ???? pelotudo
>>168615471
it's a gimmick gamemode where you kill the other team's robots for points and you can steal the other team's points by taking their intel
the gameplay is stalematey but I enjoy stalemate dm fests, and I like space themed stuff
>>168531887
>Cauldron Bubbles in the same tier with sunbeams and flames effect
>Sandstorm effect in the same tier with energy effect
list of crappy official gamemodes i do not care about
>rd_asteroid (no idea what they were thinking)
>pAss Time (trying to cash in with a rocket league look-a-like)
>Mann vs Machine (most maps look as bad or worse than 2007 maps)
>Mannpower (feels like a unnoficial mod and should've stayed that way)
>Territorial Control (dividing a mediocre map into tiny chunks of varying quality, hydro)
List of unofficial gamemodes I would like to become official
>Jump maps - they should make a simple jump map as a rocket jump tutorial, similarly to what quake live does. It could have a timer that uploaded your time to a leaderboard to compare with your friends, or worldwide
>MGEMod - obviously they would have to drop the "mge" part of the game since its a 3rd party organization. maybe calling it 1v1 instarespawn or something...
>SOAP DM - just call it deathmatch, maybe enable it in pregame for comp
>Ultiduo - a fun 2v2 gamemode. 1 soldier and 1 medic per team, small koth maps, what could go wrong ?
>>168617257
>>Mannpower (feels like a unnoficial mod and should've stayed that way)
It was literally a quake mod.
You did this tf2g..
are you happy now? WELL? ARE YOU?
>>168617257
>>pAss Time (trying to cash in with a rocket league look-a-like)
August 18, 2015 Patch #1 : Added new game mode 'PASS Time' to the TF2 Beta.
Rocket League is a vehicular soccer video game developed and published by Psyonix. The game was first released for Microsoft Windows and PlayStation 4 in July 2015
One month isn't enought to make a new gamemode, fuck off.
>>168618038
So now the comic's never getting finished, huh? Also, why is his entire box full of junk food? Is that alcohol? Do they really let people drink in the office? I want to work at Valve now.
>>168617257
>>pAss Time (trying to cash in with a rocket league look-a-like)
>>168618038
>Valve feeds employees entire boxes of junk food and candy
>>168618154
>implying Velve would need more than a month to make that shit beta-looking gamemode
>implying Rocket League wasn't announced much earlier
>>168617257
>(no idea what they were thinking)
>not liking most coolest dm map after hightower
mge me RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW
>mfw finally able to ctap consistently
>>168618836
>not using a script
i want to be a bit closer to my mom's pussy
>>168618694
>liking ctf-tier maps
>>168619092
>not liking stalematey deathmatch servers that end when you have 600 points and 1500 exp
I enjoy both 2fort and Turbine. Landfall can be fun too, but I always fall off the bridge on Doublecross, I think I might be retarded.
>>168619297
doublecross is my favorite ctf map because of that giant fucking sightline on the bridge
it's just fun sniper practice
>>168619297
CTF_WELL WHEN?
Is playing 2 cities and selling all what you get in the community market profitable?
>>168619449
It's dead, bub. It may as well not even exist now. There's always the 5CP version, but that map is WAY too big.
our guy
https://youtu.be/qY-WDxwUYUs
https://youtu.be/qY-WDxwUYUs
https://youtu.be/qY-WDxwUYUs
>>168619449
ctf well is the best, just stand on the middle building as sniper and it's a fun shooting gallery
ctf sawmill is kinda fun too, less stalematey than other ctf maps
>>168619152
>he plays them in casual too
>he feels joy on making meaningless numbers become higher
you would love wasting your life in WoW
do you also spend money on leveling up your steam account?
>>168619092
>i have never played asteroid: the post
>>168619584
Literally who?
>>168620752
pipe "sirky" "our guy" jesus
Can I post a ban appeal if the fucker that I """"scammed"""" does not accept my apologies and his 1 refined back?
>>168621190
>Scamming children for one refined
How pathetic can you even get?
>>168621909
lol
who wants to mge me?
>>168621909
Look at viva. I think this guy hit the limit
>>168618361
ikr this is a comment sponsored by reddit
Hi. I posted this Sonic Heroes TF2 crossover fan list yesterday. I've improved it since then.
Scout, Heavy and Medic make up Team Sonic. Scout moves fast like Sonic. Heavy's great strength makes him a match for Knuckles. Much like Tails, Medic likes to support his friends.
"Awh, that freakin' egghead tricked us!" - Scout when he falls for one of Eggman's traps
"Keep hiding inside robot, coward!" - Heavy when he sees Eggman
"<maniacal laughter> The best medicine!" - Medic after killing many of Eggman's robots
Sniper, Spy and Engineer would make up Team Chaotix. If you underestimate either of these odd bunches, you'll end up on the floor before you can reconsider. Spy uses stealth tactics like Espio. Sniper is like Vector, he's mellow and reliable. Engineer is Charmy, people wave him away as useless, only to get stung.
"Blood, I can clean out of my suit, but this?" - Spy in swamp levels
"Take a picture of ya head Eggman! It'll last longer than the actual one." - Sniper at first boss fight
"I'm no expert, but this thing might fly!... Actually, I am an expert. It can fly." - Engineer at the flower in Frog Forest
Demoman, Soldier and Pyro would be Team Dark. They are all destructive classes, who inflict grievous damage on anyone who gets in their way. Soldier is like Shadow because he moves quickly, and can destroy enemies in the blink of an eye. Demoman is like E-123 Omega, he views his enemies as obstacles instead of actual people. He kills them without forethought or remorse, fueled by his consumption of alcohol. Pyro is like Rouge (NOT because he's a girl) because he's a specialist, who prefers to use other techniques than fighting people upfront.
"Soon as I blow that Eggman to pieces, I'm done with you two lassies." - Demoman to his teammates upon starting the first level
"Oh yeah! This airspace belongs to America!" - Soldier when him and his team fly through bonus rings
"Mmmph!" - Pyro
So that's it guys. Please let me know what you think. Improvements maybe?
>>168622319
How have you not posted this on Reddit and/or SPUF yet?
>>168622792
i had to take a break from posting because my diabetes got real bad and my family had an intervention to stop me eating. you're welcome to post this wherever you want though.
>>168622995
Keep eating, fatty
>>168623175
kill you're self
>>168622995
I wish I had saved the link to that guy bitching about his mom lying to him about his having diabetes so he'd stop being such a fatass. God damn, that shit was golden.
I want my cp_5gorge stalematefest back!
i have lost every single game for the last 3 hours
and its not my fault.
what the fuck is this shit
>>168621909
You did not reply my question.
Can someone else less autistic help me out?
>>168623706
>I have lost every single game I've played
>Even though I'm the sole constant, it's not my fault
????????
>>168623580
I'm gonna be honest with you here, I completely forgot that map existed. Wonder why so many maps were just mysteriously forgotten when the casual system got updated? Has Valve even addressed this?
>tired of playing support engi
>start playing just for myself
>top scoring
'k
>>168624715
Funslinger engi is the best way to play. Being tied down to a level 3 and supporting retards who can't defend your shit is the worst.
>>168623921
say that to my always top score
>>168625324
>Implying score means jack shit when you're farming points off that braindead stabby wanna-be
>>168625051
I was running jag/justice.
Build a level 2, get 2 - 3 kills, destroy and rebuild.
>Let gibus spy sap gun
>he taunts while I watch
>crit to his face
>>168627397
Put pyro down there with spy and move medic up a tier. Move engineer down to the same tier as heavy.
>>168627397
Fixed this for you.
>>168627882
I love you.
>>168627882
Forgot to fix the soldier tier.
quickies!!!
i need a name for my pink cadet visor that has to do with bimboification or hypnotism!!!
>>168630018
Slut-O-Visionâ„¢
>>168630018
Name: Rosy Retrospection
Desc: This game used to be better... right?
>>168630018
>bimboification or hypnotism!!!
nice
>>168630018
Whoremaker
Trapquest
>>168630018
meme fetish
>>168630018
>renaming cosmetics
>>168630742
Problem?
>>168632483
Hi Ryuke.
>>168632621
Sup.
>>168604142
Tokyo mvm servers still fill up with them.
>korea
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=szxThjd-cgshe switched to ow
how much would i be able to sell a specialized killstreak shotgun kit for
backpack says a key and a half but that's based on market values so i'm not sure
>>168635217
What sheen is it?
>>168635276
villainous violet
>>168634470
How many hours do you reckon it would've taken him to ascend to the status of pipe buhdda? It usually seems like 5000 or so is when you get proficient enough.
>>168635423
1.25-1.622 keys
It'd cost somebody 1.622 keys to buy one off the SCM right now if they sold keys to the SCM to buy it, the seller of that kit would get 1.25 keys from the sale. Stay within those and you're getting both of you a deal.
>>168635591
depends on what and how much he played
his profile is private but tf2center says he has 6k hours, so you're not too far off
pottis
Ugh I went outside today and now I'm sick
Why's normies gotta be so fucking filthy
>>168637952
maybe your immune system is just weak from staying in your room fragging all year
remove pottis
>>168615667
>Look at person
>Predict where they're going to be
>Adjust for projectile speed
>Shoot rocket
>Switch to RS
>Get a max of two shots in, three if they're a scout
Compared to
>Look at person
>Press M2
>Switch to RS 55% faster than normal because you're such a meme loving fuck you're also using the degreaser
>Can get all shots off no matter the class
>Can fucking kill a full health heavy if you can use a mouse
don't you ever spic to me or my posts ever again
>>168637402
>>168637519
>>168637724
>>168637981
mmmh yes good i like
>>168638262
heckis no
Why even use the GRU when the Eviction Notice exists?
>>168639165
>no festive eviction notice
>>168639165
GRU are faster
Why even use the bonesaw when the ubersaw exists?
>>168639543
Ubersaw fires 20% slower than the Bonesaw.
>>168639854
Bonesaw has no benefits besides that.
Ubersaw has medics be more willing to not be a heal slut.
>Actually using the ubersaw
>Having teammates so incompetent they can't even protect you
May as well go battle medic at that point.
>>168640296
It really depends on what situations you think you'll find yourself in. If you're going to be in close quarters and fighting a lot I'd go with the bone saw if you want to win those fights.
>>168640473
>>Having teammates
I use the übersaw only when it's the last option and everyone is dead, dummy.
tfw no pottis
>>168640729
i can get you a beeootifaul !N.POTTISME if you want, just post boypucci and it's yours
>>168640643
>Letting your teammates die
What kind of shitty medic are you?
>>168640910
>not soloing the entire enemy team with the ubersaw
>>168640910
Medigun fix limbs, not brains.
>>168641327
>Playing medic for retards
Who's the one with brain damage here?
Someone post ey bby you want sum dispenser
>TFW WHEN THERE IS POTTIS
POTTIS IN ALL FIELDS
thats a lot of captains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov6e0RskT9A
post best"TF2" XDmusic
>>168646296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0
>>168646296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvuioghlLPI
>>168603859
The liberty launcher should have had some sort of increased knockback/blast radius thing going on and the reserve shooter should NEVER have been for pyro. It's so fucking obvious. None of this will ever happen.
>>168646296
what do you mean "TF2 XD"
that has nothing to do with TF2
heres some "TF2 XD"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu9j-7QR8wg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi4sUDMHMJ4
>>168647621
what
u r mr gay
goodnight, /tf2g/
>>168650770
>do well as soldier/demo/scout
>"go play comp you fucking tryhard"
>do well as non-6s class
>"fucking no-skill noob class"
>>168651145
There's no winning with your average TF2 player. They're all idiotic twats who can't deal with people who are better at the game than them, but also don't want to bother getting better at the game, so they just stick to complaining about "tryhards" and whining about how they didn't want a competitive mode, and how they're so afraid to leave their Instant Respawn Skial 2fort/Dustbowl hugbox.Though I will admit adding a competitive mode with apparently no actual player input was a piss poor decision on Valve's end and I still have no fucking clue what those idiots were thinking.
>>168651145
>only do well on scout and soldier
>decent at sniper but jesus christ it's just point and click
>shit at everything else
what is wrong with me
>>168651703
Probably nothing. Wouldn't hurt to get some practice in as demo, though. Playing medic should be ezpz once you've mastered the other classes as well.
>>168652173
Thing is I've played almost nothing but medic exclusively for 3 years and eventually got sick of it, I also see absolutely nothing fun about playing demo, and believe me, I've tried, same with pyro and heavy
Spy is decent for occasional amby headshot shenanigans
>>168653158
Well, if you're not having fun, you're not having fun, and you should always play what you find the most fun. I can't understand playing medic if you have little/no experience playing the other classes, though, I was always told that the best way to learn to play medic was to learn to play the other classes first.
>>168653306
that's true in a couple ways, playing classes like soldier can help you as a medic with airstrafing or even something as simple as timing your crossbow shots. i use direct hit a lot and i've noticed that as i got better with it, i got better with the crossbow too. it also gives you an idea of what the other classes are thinking and how they're going to approach a situation. it doesn't work for everything medic related, but it is helpful.
>the shananshah has gone completely unchanged since its integration into the game
>it's almost never used and is essentially worthless
is there a non-op, non-rift weapon more deserving of a rebalance
>>168655041
I love my shahansa. It's my favourite sniper melee.Sniper melees are ultimately irrelevant, you should git gud at quickscoping instead of whipping out your melee.
>>168651703
>sniper
>just point and click
maybe in HL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHLG3wPPzjY&t=7s
speaking of sniper melee, where's a good place to buy 2016 festives? i want a strange festive kukri but outpost and backpack.tf are a pain in the ass because you have to cycle through every single kukri to find out when one is festive
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N7UPDBB
The TF2 soundtrack, either in CD or vynil. Who's gonna bet that there's going to be a promo code with it?
>>168657959
Couldn't you just buy a festivizer and S Kukri separately?
>>168656302
What's up with the pretty sunset skybox? It's in everything but the second Badlands clip.
>>168658301
i suppose i could, but i feel like directly buying the kurkri would be cheaper.
>>168658732
On the SCM, a festivizer is going for $2.01
Strange Kukri is going for $0.18
Strange Festive Kukri is $2.15
So it's more expensive by four pennies. I would imagine the price difference is similar in metal.
Vipes just spammed one of my discords with a shitty concept of his. When is he just going to fucking quit. He's terrible.
>Dominating some guy
>BUH BUH BUH QUIT USING <x> IT'S SO OVERPOWERED IT'S UNFAIR
Do you find yourself changing your loadout if someone is complaining about a weapon you're using? Because I've done it in two games now on three different classes.
>>168659496
i see people on outpost selling festivizers for like a key, so that already jumps the price up substantially
>>168658686
probably recorded with lawena, it has a pack of different skyboxes to choose from
>>168659682
No, but that I attribute that to me not using gimmicky crutch weapons.
>>168659634
Wonder where he stole that from this time.
>>168659682
i'm usually the one bitching in that scenario. even then it's just about things like the danger shield and scorch shot.
>>168659634
What the hell is the orange supposed to be
Like it's meant to look like a gladiator's helmet right
>>168659838
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=166278461
>>168659927
The orange is supposed to be paint on the helmet I'm guessing.
>>168659634
so does vipes just draw these things in the hopes that someone will model it for him and he'll get partial credit and money from it
No one cares about your hatecrush on Vipes, stop posting about it already.
>>168659917
>Being bad
>>168659775
Like the Reserve Shooter? Because I've had two complaints about that so far.
>>168659917
I guess that would be understandable, but I don't get what's a 'gimmicky crutch weapon' and why I'm suddenly a bad person because I happened to put that on.
>>168659682
>Play demoman using stock weapons
>people keep pressing W into stickies
>"Ewww stop sticky spamming so lame"
>>168660043
that's the point of a concept artist. that's what people do for tf2 items.
someone makes a concept, they pitch the concept to a modeler, it gets made. the person who made the concept gets at least 25% if it's a good concept. otherwise, it's 10%
source: i got some items in TF2.
>>168659634
IT'S THAT FUCKING LAWBRINGER HELMET FROM FOR HONOR
>>168660165
i honestly don't know if any weapons are gimmicks and crutches, like something like the sandman cleaver combo is gimmicky, but only the sandman on its own is worth complaining about i think.
>>168660230
>Pyro w+m1s into crit stickies
>Multiple times
>Has the nerve to shit talk me because my pipe aim is atrocious
>He has 7x my hours in the game, and more time playing pyro than I've spent playing at all
Some people will just never stop being retarded, huh?
>>168660469
you dont have pipe "aim", you have prediction
i love stickycamping shitters in ctf maps, literally the only fun part of that garbage mode (hightower too)
the only valid weapon to openly complain about is the dds, and only if you're also playing sniper
>>168660714
>TFW that one topscoring spy main repeatedly walks into my traps on 2Fort
Big earner + DR spies on servers full of retards is absolute cancer, but killing them so often they change class is pretty fun.
>>168660469
>be demo
>mmphd pyro coming straight at me from far away
>dance around like an retard while missing all of my stickies
>lay a crit one down
>it misses him
>run around it and lead the dumb idiot right into it
>he actually walks straight onto the crit sticky
>m2
>he starts complaining in chat about crits and how theyre broken and every class that has random crits is a loser class
you wont find this autism anywhere else
why do people keep saying vipes is a thief?
>>168660814
Rescue ranger also exists.
>>168660845
>Pyro and heavy w+m1ing their way down a hallway on Steel
>Lay some stickies at the bottom of the stairs
>Heavy stops
>Pyro keeps walking straight into them
Every time.
>>168660895
Retards who can't do their research + it's mostly just that one anon who really dislike Vipes for whatever reason. I'm half-convinced at this point that it's just Vipes posting about himself for attention, desu.
>>168660814
nah dds is bullshit for every single class
>scout
>bullet resistance fucks you up too as all of your weapons deal bullet damage
>soldier
>the explosive vulnerability is completely meaningless as snipers with the dds actually survive with more hp than if they hadn't been wearing it after they take explosive damage
>pyro
>because the sniper has 25 more health, it now takes that much longer to kill them with afterburn
>demo
>see soldier
>heavy
>see scout
>engineer
>see scout
>medic
>you're getting dropped even more because this shithead sniper won't fucking die
>other sniper
>hahahahahaaa
>spy
>literally the only class that benefits from the sniper wearing dds as he sacrifices the razorback in order to do so
>>168660986
>I'm half-convinced at this point that it's just Vipes posting about himself for attention, desu.
nah, people just hate him
>>168660839
Stomping on publord Spies is probably my absolute favorite thing to do in this game.
>>168661115
Fuck off vipes
>>168659760
Didn't know this was a thing, neat.
>>168660986
>complaining about the rescue ranger
?????
>>168661263
fuck off vipes
>>168661265
It's really fucking annoying when you finally get the retarded medic to uber you and the engi just m2s and fucks off somewhere.
>>168660839
>DR spy
>repeating bad habits over and over
why am i not surprised
>>168661263
>>168661307
vuck off fipes
Fuck on vipes, fuck on
>>168660230
>have obvious trap on point/cart
>someone steps on it
>det
>they screech about sticky spam
I have this incredibly urge to go out and buy a calzone now.
>>168651145
>get a few lucky pipes as demo
>fucking hacker
>play demo like a braindead pubber should
>fucking spammer
Do I just play something else? Because getting called out for simply playing Demo sucks
>>168661395
then shoot the engineer that's now defenseless and marked for death
>>168661528
You're welcome my friend
>>168661448
Why did pizza hut get rid of calzones?
>>168661585
Don't give a shit about what other people say about the way you play. That's the easiest way. Retards who complain about sticky spam when walking into chokepoints are hilarious, though. Especially when it's an engineer complaining about sticky spam. Shit's hilarious. There's always going to be some kid somewhere complaining about dying to something he could've easily avoided or complaining about anyone with even the slightest bit more skill than him.
>>168661705
What if it's on that one spot on Badwater last and they have a competent sniper?
>>168661448
>Spinach
Tippity top tier taste, even if it doesn't go that well with green peppers
>>168661779
that one spot is pretty annoying, but pushing last on any payload map is always a fight against turtles
>>168661859
I put spinach in everything
Top tipperino tier in my book
>>168661940
It's why I mostly don't even bother playing payload anymore. Pushing the first three points or whatever is fine, but if most of the match is centered around trying to keep the retarded medic alive long enough to build an uber so you can take out that 5 man sentry nest, I'm out. Medics never uber me, anyway, especially if I'm playing demo. I don't know if it's just me or what, but I can never, ever get heals as a demo. Meanwhile if I play soldier or heavy, I don't even have to press E half the time.
I just started playing again after not playing for a long while. How do I get rid of the new black margins at the top and the bottom, and how do I get my view model breaking fov back?
>>168662129
get better, flashier hats and they'll heal you
>>168662276
I only wear a scarf on soldier and I still get heals, though. Why do I need flashy hats to get healed on demo as well?
>>168662395
I guess pubbers just don't know how crazy demo's damage output is
for me either there's no pub medics, or they're constantly healing me no matter what class I play
>>168662395
>wear my unusual
>medics completely fail to acknowledge my existence
i mean it's not flashy and it's pretty low tier, but fuck's sake it's an unusual
did you guys win your 4s match
i did
>the current dds only exists because of the sydney sleeper set bonus
>they'll never change it back to a simple +25 max health
me too
>dragon dagger spec
we lost the first three rounds then won the next 4 lmao
big comeback
dds downside
>user is stationary while charging a shot (bow or rifle)
scoping in would mean your chargin the shot which means youre rooted to one spot and therefore easy to headshot
its only good against bads who cant aim but bad against fraggers who can
>>168668317
they'd have to be motionless while at full charge too, or else bads would still just charge a shot and crawl out of a corner
mine went
win
win
lose
lose
lose
win
win
>>168668317
A less drastic speed reduction seems more reasonable honestly
>>168669008
>cozy camper part two
I have a thought
What if anything that can extinguish fire for teammates also extinguishes for enemies?
No real balance reason, I just think it would be funny.
>>168669629
I've always kinda wanted to be able to extinguish teammates by hitting them a couple-few times with melee. Y'know, beat out the flames.
>>168669629
>pyro tries to combocancer with the flare gun
>extinguishes enemy
By all accounts I'd say- sure. But the fact remains it creates a form of grief-ability that really isn't called for by anyone
I mean no offense but you sound just like the people who want jarate to apply mini crits to teammates
>>168601139
Absolutely terrible chart
>buffng kgb when it's already practically a straight upgrade to stock
>buffing third degree when it's already literally a straight upgrade
>unironically buffing stock weapons that aren't the Syringe Gun or Flamethrower
>having the "perfectly balanced" tier as yellow rather than green
>>168603340
>op within its slot only
>diamondback
>diamondback somehow considered OP
?????????????????????????????????????????
It's Spy's second least used Revolver and it's not banned in any competitive leagues.
WHY does this meme continue to persist that it's somehow overpowered???????? I literally don't know how you could be this dumb
Ambassador is a better gun in 99.99% of situations
>>168618038
>Valve downsizing when they should be hiring
>tfw finally found a vsh server where the players actually have a chance against the boss
I'm finally home
>>168639854
>0.16 seconds swing speed
>a downside in comparison to gaining 1/4 of your gamewinning Uber bar on hit
>implying the difference is even noticeable unless you're specifically looking for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-oIAM6vYyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpM-DEkVs0U
Ubersaw nerfs when?
>>168655669
when you get so good at sniping that you actually start to run out of primary ammo before dying, melees become relevant
>>168661097
Even Spy is punished by the DDS to be honest family because it makes Sniper harder for him to kill if he isn't in a position to backstab him.
>>168601139
>>168603340
Haven't played seriously in a while
Why are people bitching on the quick fix?
Didn't it get nerfed like twice
>>168673357
Not them, but Quick-Fix absolutely ruins competitive play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OalWDhYfdeg
The long and short of it is that Quick-Fix has great defensive abilities, but poor offensive abilities.
For example, its Megaheal is functionally identical to Ubercharge against most things you will fight in 6s, except for burst damage.
So a Medic using Quick-Fix on offense will not want to push because he's not sure that his megaheal will let him survive hidden stickytraps; but a Medic using QF on defense will have the ability to push out "Ubercharges" 10% faster that have exactly the same effect against normal Stickies as an Uber.
Combine a Quick-Fix Medic with a Heavy and you can keep him healed faster than the enemy can damage him all day long, especially if he's got a Sandvich.
>>168673671
>>168673357
fuck, I forgot to add a conclusion
TLDR: Quick Fix being bad at attacking and good at defending means that the attacking team can never actually capture the last point in 5CP, so games never end.
>>168673671
>>168673768
So get a damn sniper in there
This is like saying spy is overpowered because you don't like playing pyro
>>168674610
>Something isn't overpowered because you can run a specific counter to it
My little anon can't be this stupid.
Also I don't know if you actually watched the video but they had a Sniper AND a Spy. Didn't change much.
>>168673671
holy shit
how long did that last?
>>168675286
I think this is the one:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuhjynEOK0walso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClgzHg5giaQ
medic weapons that need to be nerfed
>crossbow
>solemn vow
>ubersaw
medic weapons that need to be reworked
>quick fix
>vita saw
medic weapons that need to be buffed
>syringe gun
>overdose
>blutsauger
then give medic a new weapon because holy shit valve the last time he got something was 2012
You can't leave a class with only 13 unlocks it's just downright unlucky
>>168676319
>last time he got something was 2012
yeah well guess whatit doesnt fucking matter
medic has enough shit to be a diverse slut and satisfy all kinds of costumers
if anyone its heavy that needs a different gun
theyre all +/- stats and an added gimmick on top
>>168676664
>medic has enough shit to be a diverse slut
Ah yes so many varied types of viable loadout!
>Crossbow, Stock and Ubersaw
>Crossbow, Kritzkrieg and Ubersaw
>Crossbow, Quick Fix and Ubersaw
>Crossbow, Stock and Vita-Saw
>Crossbow, Kritzkrieg and Vita-saw
>Crossbow, Quick Fix and Vita-saw
Medic has the fewest unlocks in the whole game, and only a quarter of his available unlocks are actually viable.
>>if anyone its heavy that needs a different gun
Por que no los dos?
yay
>>168676319
>>168676664
Just give him a shotgun already and we'll be set.
>>168677549
Shotty would be a direct upgrade to syringe gun. A non-combat class doesn't need that kind of power, this isn't TFC.
>>168677449
well, what did you make/do?
>>168677449
Not him, but I made a map.
https://tf2maps.net/downloads/mountainjam.3465/
>>168681859
Looks like shit
>>168681918
Thanks, it does need work.
>>168681979
Download link?
>>168682136
it's in the post with the pictures here::>>168681859
>>168681578
PLZ be joking, why the h*ck even is that supposed to be
>>168681859
Neat, I bet it'll look good when it's finished.
>>168681859
Most TF2 maps don't set points in sinkholes for a very good reason. Demomen can just spam pills in the general direction of the point and even if they totally miss the pill is likely to bounce right into the centre of the point anyway.
>>168681859
Why are these paths included and not complete?
They are far too long and far too open to be effective in a real battle. One sniper could shot down the whole flank and it would probably just be quicker to go another way anyway
>>168682759
That's the road so the truck can bring stuff to the top, it's not playable and wasn't meant to be playable.
>>168682758
Yeah, I started building up but I started thinking it'd be cool if the top of the mountan was a crater or an inactive volcano. I could put the control point on a raised bit like it was what caused the crater and that wouldn't break the story in my head.
>>168682934
>That's the road so the truck can bring stuff to the top, it's not playable and wasn't meant to be playable.
I assumed that the gates raised when a point was capped or something
Why did you model it then?
>>168682934
Well if the road isn't playable then the only issues I can see with the map apart from the mid-point is all your respawn rooms have either only one exit or two exits right next to each other.
This shit is going to be easier to spawncamp than Harvest. Get some more exits elsewhere bro
>>168683230
Not the map creator, but you know the whole point of the Jam was to just make something within a 72 hour timeframe, right? It didn't need to be good or expertly polished.
>>168683107
It'd be kind of boring if 100% of the play area was 100% of the map area, you want to give a breath of life to the area around to make it seem like there's more than you can actually interact with now that there's a mercenary war going on.
>>168683230
Yeah, I was thinking about connecting the spawn and the sniper house, and rotating the guts of the sniper house 180. That'd allow for a somewhat protected exit, a place where you couldn't stickycamp both doors at once.
2/4 has exits on different sides of the walls, I think that was sufficient.
If you're being camped so hard you're dying at mid spawn when you control 4 points somebody's going out of their way to fuck you.
>>168683347
Well thats a pretty unlimited rule set. If you don't ensure any kind of quality control you end up with stuff like this
>>168681578
>>168683486
Yeah, I think they just want a creative explosion, I saw people submit poetry, SFM renders, drawings, maps, and pictures of things they made
>>168683432
Ok, but can you explain the fucking robot frog texture?
>>168683910
Lol that's from the skinned weapons textures, I wrote definitions for the textures so I could use them in my maps if I wanted without taking up extra space in the map file. That's just a stand-in for the leaves on trees.
>>168684013
What skin uses robot frogs and lillypads?
>>168618038
>comic never be finished
>tfw
>you step out of Valve HQ with a box full of candy
>and a bottle of Writer's Tears
>>168683486
What's wrong with the ammo box?
https://youtu.be/bzZ6GrRTgrM
Post your favorite quote when you FRAG
>>168684961
The man who found a way to sell air?
is it sad that I only have 1032 hours since 2012?
>>168684096
>>168618038
He's (Jay's) NOT actually quitting, it's just shitty reporting.
Swastika for visibility
>>168684905
Yet another thing that stupid OVERBOTCH doesn't have, decent bantz.
>>168685023
And became a zillionaire!
>>168684961
>Let Scout die, let Scout die
>>168684085
Bogtrotter Sniper Rifle
>destroy everything in sight when alone
>instantly start missing when I get a pocket
????????????
how do i fix purple water?
>>168687383
checkerboard purple water is you not having cubemaps loaded for the reflection. If it's an official map the problem's on your end, if it's a custom map maybe it was compiled without cubemaps. Check your console spew for errors.
>>168671734 (You)
i main soldier but i have more fun shooting pipes, what the fuck do i do guys
>>168690435
maining is stupid
>>168690478
i still play other classes when i want, but i spend almost all my time on soldier, but i have more fun shooting people as demo.
it sucks
>>168690530
So...play more demo then?
>>168689554
seriously why would you think diamondback is OP
@168691837
(You)
so are you just baiting or do you really tell people diamondback is OP without any reasoning to back it up? because if so that's pretty retarded. It's not banned in any leagues and it's Spy's second least used primary. It's shit.
goodnight anon.
>>168692736
it gives you a free crit on any building sapped or backstab you mongoloid
>>168691837
>weapon that can 2 shot every class exept heavy without taking any skill
>not op
:thinking:
>>168692736
>It's not banned in any leagues
(You)
>>168693245
saved
>Engineer gets free crits for letting his buildings die
>Spy gets free crits for doing what spy is supposed to do in the first place
>Pyro gets free crits just for existing
>>168692736
>free crits for playing spy normally
>no way to tell if a Spy has crits ready until after he (-102)s you
>no cooldown between crits like the Ambassador so there's little counterplay
who wants to mge me? a any class
>>168693695
NA or EU?
Daily reminder that TF2 comics ARE NOT CANON
Daily reminder that you're not cannon.
>>168672256
The only thing that make vsh too unbalanced are the shit tier custom bosses
>Join server
>EBIG MLG SNOIPAH with stupid frag video audio remix blasting after every kill
>Almost as much health as the HHHH Jr, with two lives
>Rage attack makes him ubered and gives him an smg with 40 shots that kills you in one hit
Who the fuck designs these thingspls gib IP
>>168695990
>Who designs these things
Children who think adding zeroes makes things fun.
>>168693691
>no cooldown between crits like the Ambassador
still have the same recoil recovery time same as amby. Good luck trying to compensate for largely random recoil spread.
>>168683230
>tfw someone actually puts something worth more than one refined in the incenerator>tfw you don't get it in time
>>168699638
>>168699929
>>168700051
Sniper's face looks weird.
>>168700051
>>168699638
>>168699929
>>168700051
>>168700169
These are fucking terrible
>>168700169
>>168700051
>>168699929
Jesus christ, those look awful. Sniper doesn't even look like he has arm joints. The posing makes everything worse. I hope those are just the prototypes, because holy shit they're gross.
>>168702873
>>168700206
Neca is apparently just really bad. Someone go post these on >>>/toy/.Why we have a /toy/ board I'll never know.
>>168703217
It's a pity, because I bought the Neca Demo and it's actually a pretty good figure.
>>168699638
all class diaper cosmetic when?
>tfw you bought a red engi but couldn't get a blu one before it was left to scalpers
now if only they did a sentry
>>168684905
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/ec/Engineer_dominationengineer04.wav?t=20100709021821
>Put on gayest mann alive set
>suddenly heavies
Meme magic saves the game again
first five or eight, loadout drawn.
>>168517298
>>168706495
Jesus, I rolled em both this thread.
>>168706495
>>168706495
>>168706495
>>168706495
>>168706495
>>168706495
>@168706495
Show your portfolio first before i give any (You) to you.
>>168706495
Please
Lurk moar, 343.
>>168707343
haha faggot.
>>168706495
>>168706495
>>168706495
>>168706495
>>168706495
Someones got to win this
>>168708028
Nice.
>>168707739
6v6 is the most fun i had in a videogame
>>168708028
>>168711951
>Drinking milk at all
No one over the age of 3 should be drinking milk.
>>168712040
enjoy having brittle bones and no teeth by the age of 30
>>168712364
>Falling for USDA propaganda
There are better sources of calcium that are also much more healthy for you than milk. They only push that shit on people for the same reason they shill corn products everywhere.
How does one go from shitty backpack to whale tier inventory?
I am talking australium weapons and shit
>>168712581
By getting a job.
>>168712638
This, unless you fell like your ready to become a literal jew and start trading for the next year or so then just spend money on what you want.
>>168707491
>>168712638
Honestly the best way to do this. I am a literal jew and I don't even want to do trading all that much.
>>168706993
Have you ever looked at the dirt textures in this game? I mean, really looked at it.
>>168714245
Why would you
>go back to stock
>no skins
>no stranges
>enjoying game more
weird
>>168714780placebo
Update when
WHEN
Which map should I flood with minisentries today?
Who here is playing ?
>>168717682
Turbine.
People still play the game?
>>168706495
http://www.strawpoll.me/12366461
>>168718049
Holy hell Beesly looks warped as fuck
>>168695990
>Seeman + Seeldier
>2 bosses at once
>rage attack is a fuckhuge explosion that goes through walls
>mfw
>>168718303
Well the focus of the frame was purposely Jim for his facial reaction to Pam listening to Andy play the Banjo in falsetto, so yeah, she's blurry as heck
I mean. Yeah, Kritzkrieg! Best Medi Gun in the world. Second best is Quick-Fix
>>168712510
>Not drinking raw milk everyday
Fuck off with your vegan agenda.
>>168712510
>only america pushes milk
get a load of this guy
>>168718581
I get it, but she seems to be blurred to a level of deliberate obfuscation. I've watched that show about five times through and never noticed that fucking thing. Stock Medi Gun is best.
>>168719568
This.
Every. Fucking. Upward. Match.
>>168719739
>That one medic who can never stay alive long enough to build uber until the last 60 seconds
tfw I bought a scorching tc with buds right before the crash
>>168719568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeBYVchmwbY
>launch game
>notification
>this shit again
>>168721692
I just dump all of mine into Geel's bots every few weeks or so. Occasionally find something good in the incinerator while I'm at it, too.
Ah hello and welcome to my thread. Please make yourself comfortable and enjoy the posts.
>Double chin
And into the trash it goes.
>Trash Toter
Keep your double chins up.
>>168723010
thanks partner
Trash toter is one of the best engi cosmetics, though.
I really want to like the dispenser backpack, but the straps clip with pretty much everything.
Why even bother trying to keep this shitfest alive?
Why are you talking about yourself like that
Because I hate myself.
>family business still isn't multiclass
>Disgaea genuines still untradeable
>Valve still hasn't officially pulled the plug on TF2
>Viva still shitposts here
>>168729163
Touché
>people are still using le grintext meme arrows
I'm running a server with a lot of custom maps, where people can vote what maps get into rotation each month.
Of course, pubbers always vote at least 50% of CTF maps.
I have nothing against CTF, but I want to fix one of its problems: pubstompers turning the game into an endless roll because they refuse to capture.
Do you guys have any idea on how to fix this? A time limit sometimes feels unfair, because I can see some situations wen people are trying to capture but they're trapped behind enemy lines where the limit would fuck them, but I can't think of any other solution.
>Baby Sasha
>30% spin up time
>25% less ammo
>Move speed while not spun up increased by 20%
>20% less damage
This bottle.
>>168729403
Team scramble.
>>168731290
that's good scrumpy
>>168733506
I don't think this is accurate.
Also what does the stock engineer at the bottom mean?
>>168733506
stock shotgun and jag are obscure? I'm not sure I understand this chart
>>168733506
pls elaborate, is it going off of personal taste?
I think he just put stuff into random tiers to bait for replies, desu.
>>168699638
>>168699929
>>168700051
They looks like the faces they have on the comics
http://tf2r.com/kunxm9q.html
>>168736535
They look bad.
>>168733506
Wow, this chart sucks.
>>168733506
>reskins
what did he mean by this?
>>168729403
CTF?
I was thinking about something but somewhat complicated. Put a time limit between captures; let's say 10 minutes and every capture resets it. If no captures done in the time limit, overtime causes every player shoved into random classes and loadouts each death. If a pubstomper wants to get things going they have to capture, because they can't take getting swapped into a Kritz Medic or a CnD Spy from a Soldier. When a cap is done in the overtime, everything should go back to normal with reset'd 10 min time limit again.
>inb5 some pubstomper quotes this and says it's a terrible idea.
>>168740020
>defending engineer becomes a rocket jumper/gunboats/pain train soldier
>dedicated medic turns into a sydney sleeper sniper
>scout that runs into sentries now has to somehow make plays as kunai spy
>pubstomp soldier is now a stomping as a different class
yeah great idea
Who's better
b4nny
grape
>>168740792
Who?
>>168740792
my gf
>>168740708
>yeah great idea
Until a cap is done and it changes with swaps death. Better than prolonging a game for hours.
>>168741376
>He doesn't enjoy tdm_2fort
If everyone on the server wants to play deathmatch until kingdom come, let them. Put up a vote to force the map to change if possible, but it's more likely they just want to have an infinte dm map.
2fort is a good map
2fort is a fun* map.
2fort is a fun map
doublecross is a good map
turbine is a trade map
2fort is a map
>>168733506
detonator is borderline overpowered and I cannot fathom why most pyros won't use it
Turbine is a fun map too.
>>168742397
Muh crits and jumps.
>>168742397
>Any year
>Using flare guns over the stock shotgun
Have fun intentionally gimping yourself for gimmicks on an already underpowered class.
>>168742464
what about them
>>168742464
Why did i say jumps?
>>168742578
Puff and sting pyros are all the rage in the loadout industry.
>>168742783
is puff n sting even viable anymore
t. someone who didnt follow the game since 2014
>>168742783
>tfw you shit all over some autistic brony "comp" pyro main and his medic girlfriend with just the stock flamethrower and detonator
>>168742971
On f2p yes.
>>168743078
Its even better if you use a fucking southern hospitality.
>>168743078
*boyfriend
>>168743364
but boys can't have boyfriends, anon
>>168743783
>tfw you're playing soldier and just walk towards pyros while they airblast randomly
>tfw u miss all ur shotgun shots at point blank
>>168740020
I'm not against stalemates. Stalemates mean both teams are good. My issue is people having the flag and not capturing because they think rolling people below their level is somehow fun or rewarding
All hail the Holy Detonator
>>168744575
>detonator
>not bucket
>tfw viva never delivered on his raffle
I'm still waiting for my shitty robohat.
>viva
>
>>168745516
>viva
>relinquishing that which he spends all of his money on to someone that isn't himself
i heard viva makes new steam accounts and buys shit on them just so he can give it to himself, pass it on
>giving attention to tripfags
>replying to tripfags
>talking about tripfags
>not filtering tripfags
>being a tripfags
>tripfags
>tripcodes
I just want my shitty robohat. It's been like two weeks already.
>>168745516
I always deliver. If you were the shitter with the trade hold out, you know why you don't have the hat. Meanwhile, everyone has their hat
Send the trade offer and don't be a trade hold dummy
>>168746172
>i always deliver unless you're the guy i don't deliver to
I haven't had a trade hold in ages now, plus, it's your responsibility to deliver the hat.
>>168746415
>Hurr, lemme enter a raffle knowing damn well I have a 15 day trade ban, so if I win, I can't receive the item
I told ya the day of to send the trade offer. Just send the trade offer for the Robo Hat you won and I'll accept
>>168746664
i'm not even the guy who won it you dingdong
>>168746664
you do know that the trade ban only affect when youre giving to people, right? not when receiving?
>>168746882
Same difference
>>168746894
Except when I went to click on the TO, it said "So and so can't take trade offers right now. Error". Did it again thinking it was some sorta Steam shenanigans, until you said "Haha, I'm trade banned for however many days"
So I've done enough Trade Offering. Either you send it or I'll just delete the hat
>>168747092
>delete hat
>>168746072
>nobody talks about pancakes
meme meme meme: 15 memes
>>168729403
ctf is garbage for teaching new players how to play
it encourages turtling so much more than 5cp or even payload
heres some custom maps that are proven to be good
>koth_bagel
>cp_cardinal
>cp_kalinka (some beta textures)
>cp_drudgery (many beta textures)
>cp_logjam