/owg/ - Overwatch General

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First for Pharah could beat Genji in a fist fight

First for the only reason anyone plays this game is to jerk off to animu sluts.

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>someone picks hanzo

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How do you enjoy your sentries /owg/? Spread out to fuck with flankers? Around doors and such to slow down advances? Or do you just make a microwave somewhere and hope someone shows up.

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Any new info on Doomfist?

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McCree is a cool cowboy.
I'm going to go against someone really skilled /owg/! Wish me luck!

>running into people RPing characters in ranked
Why? It's bad enough to play attack widow in comp but do you really need to shit up coms with your terrible impression of her?

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Clearing the area

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>>168468756
You better win or else the shota gets it.

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>>168468613
Pharah could beat me anytime if you know what I mean.

>>168468842
Could reaper be Pharah's dad?

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>>168468842
I want to impregnate her!

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>>168468613
And then she gets bitched out by Mercy while Genji gets healed

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>>168468782
Sometimes I wish I was fucking insane, it must make life more tolerable.

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Amélie
>tfw patiently waiting for new cosmetics

>>168468756
rip

>>168468940
Why do korean twitter people always make shotas so lewd

>>168468842
>mascara running down her face
Probably crying because she's so shit.

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canon

what happened to the valentine's lines? it was a hoax?

>silver portrait
>extremely high chance to be a mercy main
>solid chance to be a genji main

What drives people who play the game so much, to play these two characters

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>>168468950
Brown belongs with brown after all.

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>>168468984
I just hope whatever she gets is nicer than a simple recolor.

>>168469024
Because Mercy plans on giving Genji chocolates

>>168468782
Did you do your civil duty and report? You're not posting their username in the thread so I can only assume that you're a fan of wasting opportunity.

>>168469103
Chu will give them up when hes done "self inserting" into his mercy body pillow.

>>168469103
Looks like they're just not getting added in. Which is understandable - if they're anything like other companies, they probably have the VAs record a ton of lines that they end up not using.

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Young Reinhardt skin when.

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Would you? I would.

>>168469139
>Mercy
The game is their only source of friends
>Genji
They don't even have friends in the game

Will Blizzard recycle seasonal events? Does that mean no more new costumes?

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>>168468676

Someone post the cute chibi 76 feeding the reaper birds pls

>it's another episode of symmetra getting potg by holding down M1

>>168469423
From what they've said old skins will come back with new skins but Blizzard is also a liar so take that however you want.

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>>168469036
COUGAR
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>>168469423
>we will run it again next year. Our Summer Games are on a yearly schedule -- not a 4 year schedule. Our plan would be to have the items available again when the event recurs. Perhaps we add new content to it as well? We're not sure yet... we're seeing what works and what doesn't.

That's from Kaplan and surely it applies to the other events as well.

>all this talk of valentine day lines

has there ever been evidence that any even existed or is owg so wrapped up in it's own shit that they made themselves believe?

>>168469423
I believe they said they will recycle events. The only way I see it is them milking it for every dollar.

>>168469523
HER GENERATOR HEALTH IS THE PROBLEM SHE'S BALANCED PEOPLE JUST AREN'T USE TO HER YET PLEASE DON'T NERF MY MAIN NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>168469523

>it's a "Sym potg by getting a quad kill with one charge shot" episode

>>168469617
There was a line but it was never put into the game.

>>168469617
We had them posted in the threads.

>>168468950
It's a canadian.

>>168469153
Actually genetically enhanced super soldiers belong together.

>>168469523
Gee all those people and none of them could have shot the 200 health squishie...

>>168469423
Why not just do a Winter Games thing for next year? Idk, seems like a good idea to me

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>>168469617
This is the only general I see filthy newfags on every time I get on it.

>>168469685
Your main has the worst designed kit in the whole game. If you actually cared about your main, you would want her to be changed.

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post some best buds.

>>168469912

>Your main has the worst designed kit in the whole game.

That's not Junkrat.

so i havent played since the end of season 1 and just did my 10 placement games and got 2600 rating

is that good or bad

>>168469617
There were clyp.it uploads that got passed around here as well as Tumblr and Reddit, so they were at least somewhat legit. Given that Valentines Day's been and gone, though, they probably just ended up getting scrapped. On the topic of scrapped lines, whatever happened to the change to the "You hook 'em, I'll cook 'em" line? I thought it got added in with Oasis but I heard the old version a couple of days ago.

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>>168469937

>enemy team rolls with triple tank
>I get attack bastion and widow instapicks

Well I can forget getting out of plat with games like this

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Stripper skins when?

Why do nobody use Yellow for crosshair colour, it's easily the most reliably visible one out of all of them.

Reminder no new content previews.

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>>168469453
This one?

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>>168469937

>>168470206
I didn't know i wanted them so bad until this moment

>>168470209
Honestly don't think it matters so much bright shit goes on in this game a bright cross hair gets lost in the action.

>>168470030
>No aim M1
>No aim M2
>No aim Turrets
>Two ultimates that both fundamentally break game balance
>Retarded hitbox
>Stupid shield ability that is useless at best and broken as fuck at worst.

>>168470279
but thats wrong.
we already know that its doomfist next.

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Yeah!

>>168470513
>no aim m2
Confirmed retard.
>>Stupid shield ability that is useless at best and broken as fuck at worst
Literally does not make sense you double nigger

>>168470206
Hanzo's tattoo is on the wrong arm

>>168470209
Yellow has no contrast on bright backgrounds.

>>168470561
Nope. Nothing official. Reddit cucks stroking their micro dicks to their cuck hero is not official.

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>>168470653
But his dragon still rises

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>Mfw four leavers on the enemy team in comp after we steamroll in the first round
>Mfw that easy win

masters, here I come

>>168470561
Wheres the preview you stupid cuck?

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>>168470774
>those proportions

>>168470648
Even in top 500 games, all the M2 is used for is spamming down chokes.

If you use the shield in a 1v1, you'll almost always win. If you use it outside of that situation, it won't do anything.

>>168470206
Genji really needs to go back to his manwhore days before hanzo fucked him up

>>168470942
>Even in top 500 games, all the M2 is used for is spamming down chokes.
Same can be said for literally any weapon then

It's the slowest moving thing in the game. Just don't run face first into it.

>>168470774
Stop making me want to fuck Hanzo, I beg of you

>>168470942
If you are good at aiming you can get loads of kills with her m2.
>shield wont do anthing.
Its a 1000 mobile shield you faggot tell me more about top 500 you don't play in.

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Loot box be trollin

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>>168470206
Right now.

>>168468720
I cover three areas with two each: choke, flank and my position

>>168471056
Stop being so gay.

>>168471025
>Same can be said for literally any weapon then
Did you seriously just say that the only thing any weapon in this game is useful for is spamming down chokes?

That's my point. Because it is so slow, it's only useful for catching people off guard through choke points.

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https://clyp.it/wis0mf1m
https://clyp.it/4fgusjuq

It would be neat to hear some of the ideas they had for other heroes' ult lines.

>>168471251
>Because it is so slow, it's only useful for catching people off guard through choke points.
Really? I mostly use it as a flanking tool.. The beachball damage really helps while the beam gets charged up

>>168468959
Mercy was the prize anon.

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>>168471127
This better?

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>>168471127
Nah

>>168471515
yeah :)

>>168470206
>Bastion: "It's a living."

https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834315744

this should run overwatch at a decent framerate at all low settings, right?

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>>168471564
Mancandy for everyone

>>168471515
>Zenyatta
10/10 I came immediately

Things you can do with symms deffball
Charge early ult by spamming it the enemy team at chokes.
Snipe stationary heroes.
Shot gun blast heroes
Fire at corners as people move into view.
Snipe ulting heroes
Snipe extreme range. Silent and no bullet trail.
Crowed instagib multikills. Any team fight.
Killing Reins.
Creating a deathball killzone from flanks. They are going to probably hit it even if they din't want to. If they try to dodge it they will get killed by teammates.

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>>168471657
build a desktop retard

>>168471686
SHARE THE LOVE!!

>Pick Lucio as solo heal on Defense
>Some fuckwit instalocks McCree and starts getting salty at me for not switching
>Throws the match and goes Torb after getting instahooked by a Roadhog

lmaoing at ur life

>>168469347
what, invite over to hang out and watch a movie with? Yeah me too.

>>168471657

>Laptop

To answer your question, at least, yes,

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What emotion is Ana trying to convey?

>>168471872
>I'm never going to have grandchildren now.

>>168471872
Realizes she won't get any grandchildren.

>>168471872
jealousy

>>168471657
You don't want to play this game anyway

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>>168469347
Yes.

>>168471864
>>168471832
need to upgrade my 5 year old amd desktop and also have something to work with so I cant break the bank.

this guy looks like a good deal though

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>>168471835
Pick your flavor

>>168471872
>give me the anti-aging serum Mercy you cunt! [screams internally]

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>>168469347
Winston is not for sexual!

>>168471515
Yes, the heterosexual form of shirtless posing is a great non-homosexual way to appreciate abs.

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>>168471942
>>168471945
Hive Mind

>>168471981
>Intel HD 520
>1366 x 768
>HDD only

It's literal garbage.

>>168471948
which one is she jealous of?

>>168472004
hopefully all of them but hanzo if i can only pick one

>>168472004
>Junkrat
The qtest p2t

>roadhog is one of the tallest characters in game
>his first person view points at characters stomachs

Why is the first person view so fucking low on everyone?

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>doubting the validity of this being canon means you have a poor understanding of the lore

Really gets the neurons fired.

>>168472245
they are all looking at butts

>>168472145
https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834315732

something like this was my 2nd choice but the extra 200 bucks really hurts

>>168472245
Wot it isnt. An example is that Symmetra looks tall but if you use Zarya she is a midget.
If you ever hook a short hero with hog you are looking down at them.

>>168471447
Yeah, but they should know that in this case the "hurt party" would win, given that it's Mercy.

>>168472148
either of them

>>168472245
>running around as Torbjörn feeling like an ant
It's like playing Oddjob

>>168472412
Laptops are stupid. You could have 5 times the performance for the same price if you build a desktop.

>>168472318
reyes teaching young 76 the sexual ropes is my new kink

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>>168472040
Yes. Strictly non-homosex

>>168472412
You get what you pay for

>>168472412
At 500 dollars, you might as well build a desktop.

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>Playing 76
>Payload hasn't moved in a while
>Sneak up on the enemy and ult
>Get a quad but I get picked off
>"Ok, I gave my team the perfect chance to push"
>Team is too busy chasing a Tracer near our spawn
>Loose
>My quad gets POTM
>Teammate who was chasing the Tracer says "Why did no one push there?"

>>168468782
I have never come across this...

>>168472514
Why are they not wearing any sort of pants? Get out of here degenerate.

>>168472514
i love appreciating the body of another man in a completely hetero sexual way. please post more cool dudes to appreciate

>>168472540
>>168472537
>>168472496
needs to be portable for working though. Eventually I'll be able to build a desktop.

the 940ms is supposed to be nice though

why do people throw, /owg/?

>>168472514
these are all shit where's junkrat

You are Widowmakers new target.

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>>168472764
Good

Why is Reaper bad again? I barely see anyone play him in comp and I don't think I've seen a player with his golden guns yet.

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>>168472764
Yay. I get to see her maybe even touch her.

Even if I die after it's worth it.

>>168472758
no idea. just had someone play torb on enemy team on nepal in a 4k game. what drives these people?? why do they do it?

>>168472758
Retards that think they will never climb higher
so they throw whenever someone does anything that upsets their volatile ego

>>168472758

Because they have the worst personality and can't get any positive attention so they seek negative attention by being the pettiest piece of shit possible

>>168472812
Most people cant do his close quarter shooting style.

>>168472764
she laughs and honks away

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>>168472665
But theres nothing purer anon

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>>168472514
Anon, please, you're killing me

>>168472812

Outclassed by Roadhog.

>>168471961
No, fuck that, Winston will be thicc or he won't be horny

>>168472876
I see.
Yeah it is a bit difficult to get kills in when more experienced teams stay grouped up and communicate.

>>168472758
If going by /owg/ posters, it's the mature thing to do

>Mfw people just give up when we force Overtime
>Mfw people don't try and throw down for as long as we can if not to just fuck the enemy team over

why?

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>>168472762
Hes sleeping. Poor thing's tuckered out

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>>168471942
>>168471945
>never going to have grandchildren
>is fucking super doctor mercy

>>168472762
if you want him post him

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>you will never share your Pocky with a cowboy

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>>168472964
???

>>168473085
cute CUTE

>>168473090

Only in your dreams, fag.

>>168473090
Very nice of Genji to lend Angela some of his sperm.

>>168473092
Pocky is gross

>>168472498
>Delinquent Latino from LA teaching a virgin farmboy how sex works.
>"You don't need to use a condom, I can't get pregnant."

>>168472412
Wait and save up at least $800 and build a nice PC.

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Reminder

>>168473092
>>168473157
YES continue to boost my folders!

>Widowmaker watches you patiently through her scope.
>you are completely unaware you are being watched by her
>she activates her insta and moves her crosshair from your head to your crotch
>holding back a giggle she composes herself and shoots blowing your genitales off.
>you fall down in agony the last thing you hear is "did somebody call for a doctor?"
>you blackout
...

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>>168473187
He's a good boy

>Bully a McCree all game
>Hook him out of his ult and ask him to tell me the time in chat
>He starts teabagging when he finally lands a kill
>Keep bullying the next round
>He fucking ragequits in the middle of the game
AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nigga hahahahahahaha and then another McCree joined and made him quit too. Niggas thought they could do a corner bait and I still got em.

A pharah joined later and I made that bitch give up

Roadhog needs a nerf but he's too damn fun

>>168473232
SEXY WTF

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>>168468940
>>168469003
So it turns out:
He didn't show up
So I won!

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>>168473248
Holy shit, this can't be real

>>168473362

Autism

McHanzo is dumber than Pharmercy because the two have probably never met, and if they did they'd probably be enemies.

>>168473362
>you wake up to her laugh and honks away

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>>168473491
Oh it was real

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>>168473307
Unfortunately Im out of Hanzo mancandy pics. Hope you enjoyed anon

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>>168473462
Ya did it.

>>168473085
>you will never cuddle with Junkrat and kiss his nubs while he sleeps
Why even live?

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>>168473608
Ahh tumblr.

>>168473392
love a good sexy guy thats for sure.

>>168473552
Same goes for ZaryaMei and SombraDva yet they still have autists shipping them. Disgusting.

>>168473610
I truly did thank you my friend

>>168473690
Jokes aside, he did kinda hate himself after Mercy fixed him

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Okay, I'm not gonna lie... fat Zarya is actually kinda doing it for me

>>168469374
Kek

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>>168473673
>ywn get to dance with Trashmouse under the moonlight

>>168473865
Yeah, but that doesn't necessarily mean he holds it against Mercy. Seems like he's all about forgiveness and tranquility now anyway.

>>168473865
>But as time passed, Genji felt increasingly at war with himself.

>as time passed

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>>168473248
>>168473608
McHanzo is such a trash pairing too, like, fine if you just want to take two characters you find attractive and mash their genitals together, but this delusion of pretending they're made for each other and must be secretly in love is so fucking obnoxious.

>>168470942
>stopping d.va ults
>killing pharah with her own ult
>shielding chokes
>giving cover for retreating team mates
>using the shield to advance for a team fight
yeah okay keep telling yourself the shield is useless you stupid silver fuck.

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>>168473847
I have...way too much Hanzo/McHanzo pics, but I don't want to derail the thread, so have one of my favorites.

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Why'd he do it, /owg/?

What are the best and worst times for comp?

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3 renders with mercy and genji: http://imgur.com/gallery/mNAoc
and an additionsal one just with best girl since she's such a badass

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>>168473690
>Sym supports Gency

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OTP

>Use High Noon
>Get a target in the red
>Leaf flies in front of my camera
>It misses

THE FUCK

>>168473690
>Anjali Bhimani
Who? Pharah's VA?

>>168473871
Fuck you.
Leave my waifu alone.

>>168474016
McHanzo is appealing because of their contrasting personalities. I personally find McCree ugly.

>>168474162
is this cropped?

>>168473362
>a month later you wake up in a hospital bed
>Mercy is standing by your bed
>"You are awake! I want to let you know we competely fixed your injury"
>"We replaced your missing penis with a foot long experimental Shimada dragon dildo codenamed:destroyer"
>"we also built you new balls. Your old ones were incredibly tiny judging from the remains. So your new balks is now a 1litre tank mounted on your back"
>theres also this letter for you
>you open the letter "no dick regards Amelie"
>Crushing the letter Mercy asks what is your new Overwatch name?

>>168474180
Symmetra's VA.

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>>168473865
I wouldn't say "hate himself" as there is nothing that points to that directly Unless I missed some line about him hating himself. He felt out of place at the time. Not fully human. Not fully Omnic. No family to return too. Dude probably felt really vulnerable for a while till Zen helped him out.

>>168473085
He should be cuddling a Mei pillow

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>>168474180
Symmetra's VA

>>168474074
i need to go save more, but thanks that was cute

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I love her

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>>168474162
I like that these two together are called Boombox.
>>168474192
To each their own.

>>168474374
Milfy

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>>168474145
Keep it up

>>168474306
>Genji felt increasingly at war with himself. He was repulsed by the mechanical parts of his body and could not come to grips with what he had become

Seems pretty serious.

>>168474180
>>168474301
Kek, imagine if it was Pharah's VA that supported Gency.
Though that's still three VAs in favor of it already.

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>>168473932
>he will never lose his balance and pull you to the ground with him
>you will never end up in a laughing, breathless heap of limbs
>he will never tell you how cute you are and steal a kiss
It isn't fair.

>>168474097
Do what?

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>>168472762

What's the best/worst time for comp?

>>168474957
>Worst time
Weekends and after school lets out

>>168474057
Niche and unnecessary
Shooting her is just as effective
Doesn't do shit because it just flies right past in 2 seconds anyway
They can just shoot around it 95% of the time
Okay, maybe in some cases.

Try harder

>>168474957
in EST playing comp past 4 am = the worst hell. I like 8pm >1am

>>168474957
best time is friday night or around 5~7pm during weekday

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>>168474162

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>>168474431
Very. She has fun with her role

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>>168470643
No

>>168475271
She looks like a pornstar desu

>>168473871
Why don't people with this talent use their powers for good? Why are the best artists pushers of the WORST fetishes?

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>>168475129
>>168470942
>>168470513
how do you not know how to use a sym shield? are you fucking bronze rank or what?

>>168475349
Its the Symm hating autist. He just shit posts about Symm sucks.

>>168473690
Kek, alone for that I hope Gency becomes canon.
Sheesh, for being such a progressive bunch they sure are against an Asian guy and a White chick hooking up.

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>>168475341
She's also a very tiny woman

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>>168474928
Broke his heart.

>>168475343
Because you have to be perverted and/or deranged to be a good artist. No one who makes outstanding art is a wholesome or decent person inside.

>>168474243
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1987191

>>168475343
Its because of commissions. Degenerates commission them to make this garbage.

>>168469764
Gee, McCree sure has an easy time destroying a 1000 health barrier while Sym walks towards her with her retard no aim cannon zapping him. I forgot, I just need to headshot her!

>>168475470
to be fair arin is kinda a chunk

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>>168475343
I don't know what to tell you anon, I just know that I'm into it

>>168474935
Okay, I enjoy a cute Junkrat, but flower crowns? Get that hipster trash out of my face.

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>he plays his main in QP

>>168475349
>Y-Your just bad, baka!

How about you give me an actual example of high impact Symmetra shield outside of a 1v1 instead of just dodging.

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>>168474279
McDick Bighuegh

>>168475567
oooo thanks! ;)

>>168475470
Would probably smash desu.

>>168475571
OK then. Follow up: why do people with shit taste have the most money to spend on trash like this?

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>>168475578
True, but she's still only 5'

>>168474279
Doomdick

>>168472758
I did it because I was done with the game

Can't deal with how badly balanced it is to hold me for another 2 weeks until Zelda comes

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Smug needs a hug.

She spend valentines alone again.

>>168475470
Jesus Christ. If you aren't packing a small Indian pecker you would end up accidentally killing her mid-coitus. She looks freaky as fuck tough, so she's probably into that. I want that spicy curry hole so badly.

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>>168475612
>he plays quick play

>>168475747
Loaded people are often spoilt cocaine snorting fuckwits.
Most artists are poorfags or just want money.
But yeah there are plenty of people that ask artists to add dicks on women. They are like the guys that email models asking to be dominated for cash

>>168475702
You're welcome. Artist also did a Hanzo/Soldier/McCree picture, it's also on paheal.

>>168475612
mmr where people actually play to win on every team in QP

feels good

>>168475470
My dicks thicker than those arms.

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>>168475612
>he plays his Genji main in QP

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>>168476010
>he plays Overwatch

>>168475612

>play some QP
>hanzo widow two man insta lock regardless of other heroes and map
>rest is always genji mcree and junkrat

>nothing left to do but play another hog or zarya game because healing these shitters is a waste of time

some guy is LITERALLY pissing on mic right now in comp, he just said "you guys wanna hear me piss?" and then let loose

what the fuck

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>>168475945
Maybe she'll be happy one of these days

>>168475980
I can tell by her body she can do freaky yoga sex positions.

>Watch a high SR streamer
>Winston is getting used like all the time

What the hell happened, this isn't like KoTH this we are talking like attacking and defending Route 66 and Gibraltar and shit

>>168475682
>>168475129
those other dudes are right though.
you ARE bad if you don't know how useful photon barrier is. this is some rudimentary stuff that even children who have played her for a few hours can understand.
jeez man.

>>168476226
Is this gm play?

>>168476226

ask him if hes cute

>>168475945

thanks for reminding me it was valentines yesterday ASSHOLE

>>168476319
Dont feed the butthurt Symm hater

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>>168475682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncNzq40Edho
example of an ult shutdown retard.
uninstall the game and save your teammates some trouble

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>it's another "pharah gets a 2-kill POTG" even though half her team got 4-kill ults match

>>168476468

>bandicut
>bandicam
>2017

how can people be so useless

>>168476492
What is the formula for Potg anyway?

Which Overwatch do you want to have sex with the most?

Gotta be Pharah

tfw you just wanna go trashrat, but there's a pharah in basically every game.

Also I think mine should have a 6sec cd instead of 8.

>>168476468
If symmetra and tracer's personalities were swapped this game would be 10 times better

>>168476631
No clue, honestly

it seems to be completely random half the time. I've seen a 2-kill potg where the enemy reaper gets a 5-kill ult in the background

>>168476673
Two widowmakers.

>>168476631
jeff watches each match and choses one to win and a better one to cuck

>>168474935
>Implying I wouldn't fuck beavis

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>>168476631
No, there’s no simple formula. There’s a complicated formula with lots of exceptions [laughs]. Mostly what’s going on is the game tracks an internal score for each player at each second of the game, and it looks for windows where player scores spike tremendously.

Player scores can mean different things for different characters. So Zenyatta doing Transcendence and doing a tremendous amount of healing is weighted differently than Reaper doing his Death Blossom.

And then we’re also looking for other things: a Death Blossom or Transcendence happening while one of the capture points is in contention is weighted more heavily than the exact same action far away from the objective. There’s weighting and multipliers going on depending on what the match status is.

Then there’s a lot of special-case code on top of that. So sometimes there are special cases called “Life Saver.” You’ll see one called “Shut Down,” too, which happens when a player shuts down another player’s Ultimate. And in that case we’re looking at whether the Ultimate was about to do a tremendous amount of damage to a certain number of players.

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>It's a Roadhog hooks you multiple times a match game
>Watch his hook go through walls or objects and still grabbing me despite being in cover
>He earns literally all but one kill on me
>He's carrying his team
>He earns POTG
>It's him hooking someone through a door frame and one shotting a Reinhardt

Thanks.

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>>168476631
>select all the clutch, awe inspiring moments from a match
>put them on a wheel of fortune wheel
> spin as fast and as hard as you can
>while its spinning, chuck it in the trash
>give it to Bastion, Torbs turret, or Dva pressing Q

>when you are on a streak the queue time starts to lengthen because the game is searching for fresh derankers, leavers, throwers and people with low spec computers and dial up connections. Just for you.

>>168476631
Most amount of kills and/or revives in the shortest amount of time.

Environmental kills count for triple.

>>168476354
silver

>>168476428
I don't think he was

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>>168476226

>>168477207
Rats!

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>>168477098
>get good team
>go on huge win streak with them
>suddenly kicked
>"finding a better game"

>>168477207
I remember when the game came out you had stupid asians that left the mic on so you could hear everything they were doing like slurping down food and their screaming families.

>I make a great play that wins the game for my team and it actually ends up as PotG
>my team just ignores it and nobody votes for me at the end
Playing Rein is suffering.

>>168476247
Yeah her body looks nice and fit. My dick has met its match.

How much SR have you lost in one day?

Sitting at 500sr lost right now in a streak

>>168468453
OK seriously wtf is with this game. I can gain 700 points in a day and lose 4 in a night. Why am I being paired with absolute fucking shit heads

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>>168477457
Its ok anon. I appreciate your work. Every Rein and Zarya player I played with have been total bros

>>168477457

I always vote for my Rein if he gets a card. Don't know why some people just don't vote at all.

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>try to practice literally anything else
>opponents are on their mains
>teammates diddle
>switch to main last second
>get gold everything in under a minute
>still lose

>>168477098
It takes time to setup games sure to maintain that forced 50% winrate.

>>168477476
Indian chicks are completely different to the guys too. The nice ones are warm and sweet. The rare sexy ones are my god no words cant contain the boners.

>>168477457
I vote for no one and just quit before the stats appear. It's not like you'll get anything by getting voted.

>>168477657
>forced 50% winrate.
Idk m8, I've lost so many games in a row that it doesn't feel like it gives a shit if it drops below 50

it's better to just stop playing after you get a win streak because this game WILL rig you to lose

>>168477692
It's nice to be appreciated.

>>168476631
>Symmetra
>Bait a Roadhog hook
>Run away
>Kill 2 supports, Soldier and ulting McCree
>Finally die from a Rein whacking me on the noggin
>POTG goes to D.Va Hitting Q on said Roadhog and Rein that were left pushing the cart

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>A lot of people in the general hype up total mayhem
>Get queued for a round
>Wonder what all the fuss is about
>Some asshole picks Junkrat
>One hit kill tire up every two seconds
>Suddenly remember the high concentration of Junkrat mains that pollute these threads
>It all comes together

>>168477704
It's probably close to 50%.

>>168477650

I know my team is shit when I have a 3 second Gold Objective Time

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>>168477675
Indian girls in general are kinky as fuck. Most are submissive so its fun
t. Guy who's been dating one for the past 7, going on 8 yrs

>>168477823
43.1%
Winrate

Nah

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>>168470206
>Roadhog is the headliner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_6CopW9GQ

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>>168477760
Well, I play Rein all the time and don't give a shit desu. People compliment me on chat if I did well sometimes and I do the same for the good players that I see.

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Who do you think is gonna get the next one? I'm betting either Mercy or one of the other women on the cast.

>Item page specifically says "classic skin edition"

I'm also betting on an Origins Edition skin happening.

>>168478068
Id get Widowmaker

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>>168477925
>front row seats in his "Splash Zone"

>>168478068
>we're getting actual nicer quality jap figures instead of the usual funko pop shit
Blizzard sure is smart at marketing.

>>168478068
76 or Genji

>>168478186
Funko pop seems like somesort of scam

>>168478068
im betting its going to be Pharah or 76.

I hope we get roadhog one day. I wish to pose him with my jojos.

>>168478246
Which JoJo would have Roadhog as their stand?

Huh, just encountered the chocolate line in PTR

>>168478068
It will never happen but I'd be hyped for a D.Va Nendo that included a mech to put her head in.

>>168478305
I thought it already was on the ptr?

>>168464349
This.

As well as despite some of you saying you can't 1v6 in this game, YOU CAN at certain levels due to how shitty everyone is.

60 and 3100 or so were the respective ranks you could 1v6 up until.

If you're below 3100 you have no excuse to be quite honest and should realize QP isn't for you WITH ONE EXCEPTION, if you're a teen and this is your first FPS then you have time to improve. Everybody else? You can't cut it. You act like this is an insult, but it's honest observation that you're taking as an insult instead of using it to better yourself and just move on to QP. You will feel better about yourselves and stop caring about arbitrary numbers that can't really be applied to you fairly due to your situation.

>>168478242
It basically is. They saturate stores with the cheapest shittiest figures they can make and rely on pure brand recognition to sell shitloads. There's a surprising amount of people who genuinely like them though.

>>168478246
GSC is apparently also going to announce more Figmas and Nendos, so a Pharah figma might not be out of the question.

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Is there a site that has a ladder of the overall top pro teams? Or is it sort of a mess between all the different tournaments being held at once?
Who are the top 5 teams right now? Will NRG be daijoubu?

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Guesses on what weapon is hiding in the bouquet?

My friend went from 2800 to 3500 in one day

from plat to master

how the hell does the winstreak bonus work?

>>168478449
I always see them peddled by gamur girls that want people to believe they are real nerds.

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>>168478298
If they ever decide to release the Johnny SAS, i could have Roadhog as Pork Pie Hat kid.

I guess ill settle with him as Pesci fighting Bucceletti.

>>168478503
Gosugamers has it and Envyus is probably still in first place. NRG is being rebuilt and Iddqd joined last I heard.

>>168478553
aluminum baseball bat

>>168478558
Get really fucking lucky with your team/s and get even luckier with how shit the enemy teams might be

Or get carried by smurfs

>>168478553
Dragon Dildo

>>168478503
I know people constantly harp about the OP not mattering because nobody reads it anyway but I thought they were just being stupid. Today, you have vindicated their position, anon.

http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch/rankings

Next time check the OP.