>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>168261274
>>168451724
>entire team wallhacking and aimlocking
>"they're just better"
fuck off reddit
>>168451883
>wallhacking and aimlocking
I have yet to see proof of that, but good try, dumb nigger.
ITT: mad NA shitters when looking at the BR bull
>shilling csgolounge in the OP
oy vey
>>168452350
sorry my csgog.txt is from july
>>168451991
>too retarded to youtube it
>calls anyone a dumb nigger
fuck off reddit/braindead monkey/retard, whatever fits your bill
but here, feed yourself off this spoon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPq89vs72I8
nip or c9 lads?
>>168452516
circumstantial evidence is not proof, dumb nigger
>>168452516
Tell me more about how you're a gold nova
>>168452648
NiP has lost last 7 matches can't say
I thought Taco supposed to have zero understanding of english. Wasn't that their excuse for him wearing a hat that breaks sound cancelling.
>>168452516
>People claring angles are aimlocking
I know all this players personally myself, i would know if they cheat or not, i wouldnt have any fucking reason to lie in here and it would be pretty great to unmask fake pro players, but that is not the case.
>csesport not letting me bet on gambit
>now not letting me bet on c9
>vpgame is shady as fuck
>no bitcoins to bet on nitrogen
THATS ME IN THE CORNER
>>168452809
Also for some reason shroud and skadooper actually like to show up against swedes
>>168453115
that was the immortals players that were breaking the rules.
https://twitter.com/dabearsniner/status/831991689308823552
>>168453463
didn't a former pro come back to complexity and absolutely flop?
>>168452728
>>168452731
>>168453116
>look at all these aimlocks that never existed in the entire history of counter strike and only started to appear mid 2014
>crosshair stopping on the guy so often for no reason
>movement in no way done by a human
>"he's just good"
>"he's just clearing the angles"
sure is reddit in here
you're a laughing stock of all the esport communities out there, even fucking starcraft2 is probably laughing at how pathetic this is
>>168453547
Frod, yes.
>>168453445
>pointing out a typing mistake
Yeah, you fucking lost, senpai.
>>168452648
swedes don't lose to NA teams just a fact
>>168453557
>you're a laughing stock of all the esport communities
You think i give a shit about what people that play shit tier games like lol or dota think?
A gold nova scrub saying this has never happened in the history of Counter Strike is also funny since you probably started playing last year to actually think anything on that autistic video was actual aimlocking.
>>168452648
nip
c9 are dogshit
where were you when china's only chance was kill?
>move to vegas
>musical taste instantly improves
>>168453463
who?
>>168453882
show me a demo of any counter-strike pro match that had similar aimlocks as we're having in the past 2 years then, retard
what's that, you can't find it? well then :>
>>168453557
>only started appearing in mid 2014
>when literally hundreds of thousands of players completely new to CS started watching pro matches regularly
hmmm
any /v/ or /vg/ dedicated servers on 1.6 or source?
>when he could have just played time but he peeks
>>168454396
really makes you think, huh?
>>168454383
Are you trying to be clever because 1.6 and early csgo didn't have xray?
I feel like it's really unlikely you even watched 1.6 matches since a good amount of frags in the opening ~30 seconds were through walls.
>>168454396
if they aren't cheating, then why aren't shroud and stewie2k AS NUTTY on lan as they are against random dmg shitters on esea
checkmate, faggot
NiP ban cache, still tilted after Vega
>>168455135
Is this a serious question or have you never participated in or watched any team based sports before
time for Stew on the gear
boys
>100xp from lv up
>Wait until the operation drops tomorrow for my operation case
Who here /DEVILISH/
>>168453139
Csesport has been fucky for me today also. No problem with letting me bet but it's getting harder to withdraw(getting a bunch of errors) after bets are over.
Wonder if more people are discovering these sites n that gamblings still up and they don't have the bots to keep up with it. CSGL was always adding bots also and never had enough either.
BOYS
>Stewie2k gets 1 kill
>Fanobet changes NiP from 1.70 to 1.90
I love this site.. ty 4 skines based 40 year old who owns this site that has no idea about esports
friberg is a gamer dude UPVOTE THIS
whoever made these team logos needs to drown in shit
>>168452516
That's a falseflag though right
Literally none of it looked suspiciousand that's coming from someone who reports two people per match on average
Easiest money I've ever made gambling on CS:GO.
4-0 today, perfect if Navi win later today. Wow must suck for those slav n ruskie retards having to play so late PST, sweet dreams usually for those idiots.
>>168456256Just a heads up, once you report someone your reports effectively don't count for the next 12 hours
>>168454396
again, find the aimlocks that are as obvious as the aimlocks nowadays before 2014
surely NIP had some blatant cheats right? after all, they went 87-0 which is impossible without cheats, therefore you shouldnt have any problems finding what i'm searching for, right?
>friberg got 2 kills through the smoke
BOIS
>>168456681
go back to cod you retarded shitter
Dont these players have admins behind them watching their monitors while they play? How are any of them hacking if that's the case?
>>168456360
Hey it's valve's fault for making such a shitty system
Reporting people for cheating should be tied to watching a replay of the match, not the match itself
At least give us an option to tie priority to a report after watching the demo for fucks sake
>>168456841
you first, redditard
c9 doesnt have a coach right? you think if adren quit his shitty mythic team hed coach c9? would that even be a good idea?
>>168456952
get off of my website you retarded shitter
>>168457228
Yeah when they changed the rules last year so that coaches can only speak at certain times it made them useless for some teams apart from being a cheerleader when they win rounds.
you now remember koosta
>>168457028
why does a team of streamers need a coach?
if c9 want to win then they should fire 4/5 of the team and try to build around autimatic
so Faze is now stuck with karrigan and jkaem
>there are shitters in this thread RIGHT NOW that think shroud is elite
>stupid2gay does some retarded shit
>"calculated"
>>168457818
I still think Stewie can be elite, he just needs to get over the hyper agressive style he plays sometimes.
lads
i'm glad
that inferno
is back
>3.6 MB
>prefires someone who is about to peek but not visible
no walling guys, all legit
>>168459149
wow, like. how could he like, know he's there man.
wow, like... this is fishy...
>>168459149
of all the things to call cheats this is pretty fucking dumb
>>168459149
>being able to wall with literal referees watching monitors
NiP lucky or C9 braindead, holy fuck
>>168460026
implying those spinless nerds would do a fuckin thing.
They're litearlly there for IT support, I bet they don't have the first fuckin clue about csgo anyways.
>>168460213
>clown 9
lmao
>>168458603
he relies too much on gimmick plays because his aim is subpar to european players.
>>168460317
You have that backwards. Europoors cant aim but have hella teamwork.
Stewie is such a shit igl
>toasters scare me
>f0rest realizes he's playing against a bunch of low sens cucks
>>168460431
>shox
>kenis
>s1mple
uhhhhh?
>>168460221
They absolutely do know about CSGO, what would be the point of having observers that don't even know what they're looking at.
>its a choke9 episode
honestly sick of these reruns
>>168460520
i'm not a fan of yung stew, but honestly it needs to be a veteran player stepping up to IGL. stew is probably only doing it out of necessity.
>>168460431
lol, who in NA has good aim?
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
>>168460719
Good q.
f0rest choking again
Still 2 more games today right?
tec9 balanced
>>168460863
yez
>>168460863
yeah family
>>168460741
I don't understand why Stewie is IGL at all, n0thing has way more experience with the team.
AAAAA
FUCK REDDIT
LET'S GO CLOUD9
Thanks NiP I'm broke again. Ramen all weekend.
>its a C9 choke on match point on an antieco episode
>nip on pistols
>He didnt buy stewie2k stickers
LUL
How is NiP considered a top team again?
C'mon moonboy
>>168453139
>missing on two bets
THATS ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT
REDDIT BTFO
C9
C9
C9
C9
>>168460736
Kill saten
>>168461040
>Fuck Reddit
>Lets go Reddit!
Hmm
is NiP still on that losing streak?
G E A R ' D
>>168461198
BOIZ
>>168461040
>Implying C9 isn't the most reddit of teams
>>168461041
>Betting on RiP
>>168461062
87-0
4 years ago
it rhymes
>>168461231
0-8
>being shorter than smix
>higher pitched voice than smix
um
>>168461420
kek
>>168461447
and yet he still has a hotter gf than you'll have in a thousand lives
>>168459149
you gotta be at least DMG to post here
>>168461545
post her
>>168461545
>>168461591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfZ5zfoCxcI&t=501s
>thorin literally S E E T H I N G
>>168461780
>white
>square jaw
lawl
On a roll with the bets tonight. C9 was the riskiest bet in this treble, really hoping there's no stupid upsets in the last two games.
>>168461780
lol
>>168461968
faze and navi easy peasy
Wait wtf
How did c9 win this
I'm at work only checking hltv once in a while, I thought nip had this ez they used to never lose to na teams
Nip is literal bottom of the barrel trash now wtf
>>168461968
what site is that? i'm looking for a site to bet real money, or make futures.
>"NIP has a new official song!"
Lol what is this shit.
>official song
>some generic edm shit
>>168462316
It's Bet365, a UK site. There was a "no lose" bet offer from them earlier tonight on a Champions League football game that I won a bunch of cash on. I used the winning to do this bet: >>168456478 so now have more money to throw around.
>>168462316
https://www.bet365.com/#/AS/B151/
There's the esports section. They do outright map winner, handicap odds and then pistol round betting for CSGO matches.
>>168462636
>>168462762
thanks, but i'm looking for a site that lets you make future bets. like betting NaVi to win DHLV outright.
>>168462714
Sucks for you then. I'm in Ireland so betting on pretty much anything in existence is legal. I once made a few hundred betting on weird shit like U21 football matches in Egypt.
>>168462898
no betting site does this.
the hell is this cracker ass music? where is my wub wub?
>>168462898
Oh you've missed the chance for that then. Sites like Bet365 and Betway (another good one) only offer outright tournament odds up until the tournament starts (you can bet on the IEM Katowice right now). Sometimes they'll reopen it after groups.
>>168461276
Baten a dumb cunt.
>>168462957
is Bovada a good one? i see that I can still make a future bet, like SK winning outright for an example, even if the first round started. If Bovada is bad, I'll look to betway
kek look at that rng group photo. that fucking swede LMAO
>>168463278
How do I get better at this? Playing it more? Even steel get's an easy 65+ on same settings
>>168463563
step 1. prac
step 2. tice
>>168463328
Where's the outright on Bovada? All I see is the betting for the last two games. They only have IEM Katowice outright right now.
>>168464014
i am retarded. got excited and thought that was DH. mbmbmbmb
aw wtf. I thought niko would be playing
>>168464225
idiot
>>168464225
He's not playing until Katowice (next week)
>>168464195
Np, pretty much all the various sites have the exact same feed for markets and odds by the way. Whatever site you go for is just based on what you can acess. If you're in a US state that outlaws betting then only something that accepts bitcoin will work, the rest like bovada need state ID to allow withdrawals.
I played another 1 in 1000 CSGO match with a female.
My blood starts boiling as soon as they reveal their voice.
She was particularly annoying and attention-whorish though, after I wrote this in chat she got very offended and said "that is really sexist".
She started speaking to her beta orbiters in private chat asking to kick me, she tried initiating a kick for me, but missing one vote from a guy who said "why are we kicking him again?"
The only one not completely whipped for that pussy they'll never get.
I team killed her instantly at round start with a scout. I said I couldn't play with a dumb whore, and told her men have higher average IQs.
>>168464725
Yeah this definitely happened. You sound like a moron. Why would you team kill her.
>>168464725
Good job teaching that whore, god DAMN I hate those attention cunts.
RNG makes me want to neck myself
>>168462926
>I once made a few hundred betting on weird shit like U21 football matches in Egypt.
lmao. were you just flipping a coin?
Wait, sadokist was on the FaZe team for a while there. How did they not call for a remake.
are both teams trying to throw???
>>168464725
you should check out my favourite subreddit /r/incel.. it's super epic and you would fit right in =]
>>168464725
I had one a while back, too
It was her and her presumed boyfriend, both consistently snarling, and patronizing the rest of us. He was an okay player, like the second on the scoreboard I think. She was dead-last.
Muted them like 2/3 into the first half
I bet RNG will just pick up Infrequent, pretends to have an IGL and call it a day
>>168465096
No, there's facebook groups that seek out dumb odds for games that no one gives a shit about. The Egypt thing I think was specifically betting on home teams to score at least two goals. In leagues like that there's always teams who are way overmatched against opponents.
>>168465003
This all happened, 100% of it exactly as I said, not exaggerating any of it. I don't have a mic if it makes it more believable.
I hate women, and I actually can't play normally with one of them. I am instantly angered and annoyed, the entire match is ruined for me.
That bitch lives life on easy mode with her pussy pass, I just don't respect the pussy pass.
>>168465401
>Facebook groups
give us a link, family?
or is it a super epic secret group that only seasoned betters are allowed in to
Operation dropping on midnight or what?
they just had a 3mb update earlier today why would the op drop tonight?
https://streamable.com/4qaop
cs is genetics
steel was right
>having a hat with your handle on it
>>168465979
>he isn't loaded
>>168465784
I bet they fixed that broken molly on Inferno
ill drop a huge load of shit on your chest
Has Haci gotten an account on twitter yet?
>tfw no more SmithzZz memes and spicy leaks
>>168465695
ilovestats on Facebook is the main one I have a look at for offers. Like I got free money from Bet365 tonight from the Arsenal/Bayern deal they posted earlier tonight.
/r/sportsbook does a daily eSports thread that covers every game but there's not really anyone super reliable on there.
>>168466167
it was serversided update so i think it had something to do with the sick antiaim patch that only fixed jitter
>>168466261
You're a champ, thanks anon
Have a picture of my dog
>lovely shot
STOP
>>168466726
dogsog?
>>168467037
>he
Cmon FaZe, this is too close for comfort here.
>>168467808
ikr, almost had a stroke
>Score behind the desk is 16-13
Astralis didn't follow the script!!
Fuck, I miss csgo lounge ;_;
Ah well, i'm up $330 already this major. feels good
>>168465194
Well, the odds at csesports were good
>>168469680
78-22 are good odds?
also they're not drafting the game wtf
How does Mangoose keep getting invited to these events
>>168469304
Where ya bettin at big guy?
>>168470380
What sites?
Fanobet for all the skins that won't sell on op skins and bet365 with the actual money
Lol second time a Russian IP has tried to log onto my account since using CSesport.com Steam Guard is great.
holy oskar sucks
>>168471012
Protip: if you're using a site that uses steamcommunity, log into steamcommunity from google first. Then when you log into any shady site, all you have to do is press "login".
i need a lowel bf!!!!!
If you think your life sucks, imagine being one of those chink kids in tyloo. Their parents let them miss school to play video games only to fail and will now receive beatings when they get home.
I don't think we will see many ching chong teams in CS GO for a while, f4m.
>>168472343
their parents are the machines that raised them from petri dish samples
>>168471959
wat
nice to see niko giving one last try with his twitch subscriber team
>>168473162
csesport uses the steam API.
steam API uses the cookies in your browser for a login. So if you login from the actual steamcommunity first, your cookies will be set to login to any site that uses the steam API login.
That guy said that csesport was trying to hack him, so I gave him the solution. Although that guy probably has malware on his computer if people are trying to login into his account
>>168472343
At least they are getting payed to play cs internationally
>s1mple throwing
our slav, mous was an ez bet
>>168471012
Just use vpgame and you won't have that problem.
guardian is unironically bad at this, how is he pro?
>>168475163
>trusting chinks
>have to make your own account (access to passwords)
wew
>>168475192
guardian of our skines
guardian of our skrilla
nigga short as fuck
but he a dope as nigga
>>168475267
why would they rig a tournament in america against simple's team?
>>168475278
>access to passwords
Don't use the same password you use everywhere else then, retard?
>>168475372
I never said they had access to YOUR password you mongoloid.
>csesport saved my skines by not drafting the faze game
ty
>>168462957
bet365 always does that.
>silver.tv
lawl
should i buy the midnight riders thing so i can let everyone know i want to kick their ass?
>>168453557
you are right, and almost the entire pro community needs to be burned to the ground
wow @ desi's brother is a skinwalker
Where's my operation?
>>168478259
dropping hot tomorrow
>>168461968
Fucking Na'Vi! You had one job.
was navi wrong of kicking zeus out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccjCqOmyPY
13:30
"customers will come up with solutions before we have, and we'll impediment those solutions."
Ok /CSGOG/ whats the solution to Dust_2 remake?Valve is listening
>>168479946
de_dust2001
>>168479946
kill the csgo dev team, dust will remake itself
which
>>168480492
whiteout so I can RP as a stormtrooper.
>scratched out titan sticker
why?
What an enligtening experience.
>>168482271
I'm buying on opskins, and i don't want to pay +20 for a fnatic one
Someone post the picture of people surprising Sadokist with a cake and Thorin sitting in a corner
someone teach me how to make a [alias] bind that changes crosshair color pls
>>168457126
autist mad when he gets exposed, typical redditard behavior
>>168487238
bind x "toggle cl_crosshaircolor 0 1"
if anyone wants
>>168479946
delete all evidence of its existence
https://www.amazon.com/Mionix-Stitched-Microfiber-MNX-04-25007-G-MNX-04-25008-G/dp/B0163STYS6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
>>168489616
made me think to be honest
>>168490302
its good i think. im considering one. i need a new pad, ive showered with my qck heavy like 5x already
>>168490573
the fuck
>>168478259
I've already told everyone it's the 22nd.
This other guy is just meme-ing.
Incidentally, what are your favourite knives /csgog/
>>168491262
> he doesnt know
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXfLdYH42w
when will nip and fnatic disband? they are garbage
>>168492434
I wash my mousepad with a toothbrush
>>168492301
Bowie.
Because it's ugly and crude in it's own way.
Just like flip and gut. Also they are not too overpriced.
>>168493726
Wow just because he got old before he died doesnt mean he wasnt good looking. Some if his songs were crude tho
>tfw vac authentication error
what do?
tried validating, restarting and repairing steam
>http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
Is this safe? Chrome is throwing up a virus warning for it.
Anyone else use it?
>>168494880
Buy real internet and stop using your phone, Lurppis
Why does Lurppis have such objectively terrible opinions? Why won't he stop?
>>168495512
Don't use that!
It gives you vac!!!11
Shota = swag
Tsundere = DaZeD
Kuudere = shroud
Dandere = ptr
Yandere = steel
Childhood friend = seang@res
Dojikko (clumsy/accident-prone) = m0e
Genki = n0thing
Stud = FREAKAZOiD
Sexual Deviant = Hiko
BAD END = OCEAN
Would you play this dating sim, /csgog/?
>>168496771
>bad end is the best end
Uuuh, dotards?
Why do so many pros fall for the "keyboard with meme LEDs flashing everywhere" meme
>>168502692
They get paid by the sponsors dumbass
How long did it take for you guys to get good? I'm at 250 hours and only Silver 3
>>168503808
>implying i ever got good
Lul
Nate does it A G A I N
https://youtu.be/5-uS1rr3lkA
Can ANYONE stop this absolute MADMAN?
>go ranked
>5 man blatant cheaters
>abandon and uninstall
nice game gotards, sure takes skill to play
>>168505796
wew those shit elimination matches. I'll see you gotards for Astralis vs Optic
Can he even be stopped anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyr6h7A55y0
Who is to say?
>>168505796
>faze vs mouz
hope niko goes in dry
Fuck this game and what cheaters have done to it.
Fuck cheater apologists too.
"Le gitgud haha, cheating is just a challenge haha, I mean I cheat too but who doesn't haha, I spent too much money on this game to admit it's fucking abysmal now haha, pros just suddenly got inhumanly good over the span of 3 2 years when CS has been a thing for decades haha!"
>>168510735
what rank
>>168505796
They are giving souvenir drops for watching this shit?
>he think its a major
They put the shitty meme games first.
Two subpar tier 2 NA teams getting stomped by glorious EU.
Just how bad are Complexity? Should I take a +7.5 rounds at 1:1?
I mean I don't see them winning but fuck, North isn't great
North 16 - 5 compLexity
What's your call boiz?
>Machine quit ESL
Can they do anything right? Who'll be the host for their desks now
>>168513807
north is on the gear bois is my call
>>168513807
North 16-8 CL
>>168513807
Thinking an IGL justifies MSL's rating 16 - 7 Literal Whos
Pig & Friends 16 - 8 sean's meme squad
Reddit in Pajamas 13 - 16 Tyloo Senpai
Slavs 16 - 4 Aussies
The only decent Danish Team out of like 50 16 - 11 Le Green Wall xD
>VP in Groups 10 - 16 Sex God
RedditK 16 - 6 Reddit9
New NiKo 16 - 9 Old NiKo
>>168514558
NiP is awful but I doubt they are as awful as tyloo.
>>168515354
nigger they got 16-2 by vega squadron on one of the nip's better maps
nip is a joke right now
>>168515870
>>168515354
It's because they're the only team that doesn't cheat.
when does the fucking game start
>>168516125
could I get a (you) when it does?
it's been almost 2.5 years now, has reddit forgiven olof/fnatic?
>It's Nuke again
Oh boy. nothing says exciting like "The team who gets more than 3 T rounds wins"
@168516534
no
>CAJUNB
>Nuke is allowed to be in the active duty rotation
What a fucking blunder desu
>it's another anders and semmler talk about irrelevant reddit shit while missing crucial plays in game-episode
>>168518123
Literally the only reason people watch shit games is to listen them talk about reddit
Is Nuke supposed to be a good map for complexity? lmao
>EU
>uses zowie mice
>NA
>uses logitech
>NA is shit at cs
really makes you think, huh?
nice aimlock uber
>Xantares and Calyx losing to fox and PENTA
J U S T
Watching the tournament as a non player here and this seems like utter bullshit, no wonder it's less popular than LoL..
North just won 14 rounds defending and 2 attacking, and their opponent Complexity is eliminated from the tournament...
obviously defending is much easier than attacking...
>>168520014
>>168519934
who cares about roaches anyway bad cheaters desu
>>168520014
this game really makes u think huh
>>168520014
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>168520064
>>168520098
>>168520124
well i wont be buying csgo anytime soon, thanks
>>168496771
Ocean is kirimasu cake
>>168520140
thanks for the skines
>>168521626
ty
>fnatic
>humble
uh, castertards?
Someone redpill me on why /ourguys/ are back together?
what happend to godsent or whatever
>>168522086
>>168522195
It's called sarcasm.
Dennis: I just have amazing aim
Mexican: Fnatic.. Humble as always
>>168522317
Split wasn't working out for both teams so they decided to be shit together.
Tbh I think JW and flusha should have stayed in godsent, team's performance was on the rise during qualification and major.
Few more months and it might have been good.
Alocoholism haha fun
>>168522502
wasnt there a big fued between them, basically splitting them up?
i guess at the end of the day million of dollars in prize money and fame is sweeter than bitter drama
>>168522636
It was mostly a conflict between playstyle opinions and Olof/JW.
Olof probably got humbled by how shit he's playing nowdays and JW was on the rise recently so that problem solves itself.
how can someone as ugly as jw exist?
>>168522946
Looks don't matter when you're /our guy/.
>>168522946
Superior Finnish genetics.
>>168522994
>ourguy
>literally the most loved player on reddit
you should go back
So how many worthless exit kills is sean going to get this time.
Why people buy mac-10 against pistol armor instead of ump? it has such shit armor pen in comparison
>>168523042
pretty sure it was confirmed that olof was sick of flusha and jw fighting over the same disgusting slampigs at events
>>168523097
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjLHduTNxlQ
>>168523381
What about figuring out some good face genetics?
Is Jay Double You the best orber in the world?
>bring that up
>thats powerful
is anders a JRE listener?
It's over. Our guys are finished.
How long until Misfits disband and seangares tries to build yet another team?
>>168523729
NiP hasnt even played yet
>>168523809
Did NiP even qualify?
>>168523325
>fat
>painfully ugly
>autistic
has to be our guy we are contrarian here right /b/ros xDDplease go back
Flusha, JW, Hiko, Snax, Zonic and Friberg
FFA at the king crab leg buffet
who wins
>>168523920
>>fat
>>painfully ugly
>>autistic
Literally /our guy/.
>>168523832
lol they had to be invited I doubt they would even qualify
>>168524021
if you liked jw back then just for the sake of being a contrarian faggot you should hate him now
>>168523989
Friberg only eats cheese burgers.
sgares is so overrated that when a player makes a play casters instantly praise sgares
>Sean boosted up
pottery semmler
>>168523989
Dosia takes E V E R Y T H I N G before they even arrive.
1-9 play csgo
0 shitpost
dubs play league of legends
>>168524231
people really need to stop >"he's playing like dogshit but cus he is calling"
fucking no everyone is calling and I'm sorry but cs isn't a strategy game. There's much less tactical depth than most casters make it out to be.
Sean is literally trash even pronax can contribute more.
>>168524642
thanks man that means a lot to me
*dab*
SEANGARES MORE LIKE SHITGARES AMIRITE????
>>168524652
Just like now I'm sure he was fucking busy "calling" lmao
>>168524642
could get 00
Caster doesn't realize he picked up the AK when he got killed.
>5 seconds until end of round and enemy is saving
>fire at random doorway until end of round 1 bullet a time at headshot height
>enemy walks into it
"omg cheater"
"report"
"aim off plz!!!"
Are these kids fucking dense? How do people even make it to MG 2 while being this bad
>>168525626
Picks it up, then gets killed right away.
the amount of dick sucking sean gets for being terrible at the game is astounding
>NA team gets 2 timeouts per match
>Everyone else gets 1
>>168525909
>le counterstratting meme man
>>168524851
>>168524972
shahzam more like shahshit haha
jw has some nice tits
-ShahZam +Rickeh
-sgares +Daps
Thoughts?
JW is a virgin lmao
cant even look at smix
>>168526870
JW is a breeding sow.
>>168526870
Jelly of all that pig pussy he gets
I really like playing CSLE, but watching it is so boring for me. Am I okay, doc?
>>168527275
eh I figured they needed a more aggressive awper and a better IGL who they can feasibly get. Then you have a team with:
Sick/Twistzz = Agressive entries
Rickeh = Awper
Relyks = Support rifler
Daps = IGL
>>168527229
You need to bet.
Will NiP RiP?
>>168525697
you were in fact cheating, weren't you anon
no need to lie to us, it's a bully free zone
Our guys tyloo will eliminate reddit's guys nip
>>168527629
i sure hope so, fuck nip
tyloo will win against nipshit right?
>>168527842
shahzam isnt playing nip
What is the best way to get gun skins?
What are the coolest gun skins?
>>168527629
>>168527747
Yeah nips will lose.
>>168527532
Where do I bet
>>168528005
vpgame or csesport if you wanna bet skins. I'd recommend the former, because it's practically impossible to bet on the latter if you don't already have skins on it and vpgame has more options.
If you wanna bet with money, there are dozens of options.
>tyloo without fancy and karsa
lmao good luck
Should I buy this gun?
>>168529043
no Lol
>it's another cobble episode
will our boys win?
>>168529145
>>168529109
Why not?
Is Alex the Mexican /ourguy/?
I never used to have strong opinions on any of the talent in CS but I just can't stand semmler anymore, he's just so trash at every single aspects of his supposed job. He's annoying as fuck to listen to.
>>168529043
it looks okay but for the price you can get better ones
WHICH IS BETTER: THE M4A4 OR THE M4A1-S?
someone please teach semmler what the word "respect" means
chinks really just fucking up badly the only reason nip is winning
>>168529805
hello reddo
Semmler is so fucking retarded
nips on suicide watch
if nip loses against tyloo they should genuinely retire
>captain mo
These Threat tactics are so good hmmmm
who /deviousinvestments/ here?
>>168530740
How do you get these?
Why the fuck is this in 720?
Why the fuck is a chink team playing in CSGO?
Why isn't NIP completely destroying them?
>>168530770
lol
>>168530740
they are so shit they won't be worth anything significant in next 50 years
>>168530943
revolvo fade + no more dust
What is attackers sens
>>168531035
dust will return as a reworked map mate
>BO1 elimination match
lmao rip nip
I really don't know why friberg and pyth are still on nip. I am sorry I just don't understand.
What is the official /csgog/ approved AK47?
>>168531780
Default
>>168531780
cartel
>>168531827
this
>>168531780
Black Laminate
>join game
>team are all dumb fucking retard russians and polish people
>0 people in my team speak english
hope world war 3 happens N O W
why is there no weapon animations during replays?
>>168532273
чтo eбaть ты тoлькo чтo cкaзaл ты, мaлeнький peбeнoк плaчeт пeдик??
>>168531780
gtr is trash
>>168532513
Is this image ironic?
>>168531451
Yeah in tournaments after 1 year +
ching chong ping ling to back 2 yer country you vietnamese fcks this is U S A
rip 0-9
>retards thought a bunch of trash tier chinks can win against trash tier swedes
RMAO SENPAI
They should drop items every big event desu. Even 1$ drops would increase the viewcount by a huge amount.
can we get some new casters/analyst I mean I don't even mind anyone much but there's like no variety at all.
Uhh I bet on a team on this shitty russian site, but they didn't take my sticker. It still says bet was successful and it's listed as such on the site.
>>168533696
everyone in csgo is in a tight clique. When one of them doesn't get hired (ynk) the rest throw a bitchfit until the companies hire them again
>>168533136
>RMAO
lol
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMePansy/status/832332620713381890
I want tomarryPansy!
>>168535292
pansy is not for marrying, she's for breeding and leaving
https://twitter.com/hiroyuki_ni/status/832346958970761217
What did he mean by this?
>>168535292
if only pansy lost some weight
easy 8/10
post slim Pantsy pics please
Cool, my bet on Renegades just disappeared from cses. Fuck this shit site.
>s1mple
is he the best player of all time?
simple is on favela levels of cheating
>goes from being #1 awper to #1 rifler
Is simple legit?
>they kicked zeus
>>168536874
>Is simple legit?
>guardian
LMAO
M
A
O
guard my dick, faggot!
>we are all witnessing the last match of NaVi S1mple
how does it make you feel?
>>168537056
>guard my dick, faggot!
you're already doing a pretty good job
LMAO
Anders is secretly redpilled
>>168537113
this tbqh, better job than guardian
>anders bringing politics into a cs cast
why lad
So like, did G2A buy out NaVi or something a while back? I noticed it's part of the clantag on both CS and Dota.
>>168535629
>he doesnt like thicc
>>168537284
sponsor
COMMUNISM DOESN'T WORK!
>>168537276
this. lame af tbqh
>>168537276
>>168537195
You must never pay attention to anders. He's redpilled but semmler is actually an undercover ss member
>navi still shit even with starix IGLing
get cucked
>>168537467
>>168537527
delet this
>>168537382
You normally don't see sponsors as part of the clan tag though, that's why I was wondering
LMAO SHITTERS!
My name is S1mple 4Head and I'm a magician 4Head Look away 4Head now your team is a mess 4Head
>na'vi playing 3v5
>still almost winning
whoa!
>guardian of my dick
such a fucking babb gun, even guardian can get kills with it
>>168537979
you're on fire today
how the fuck do flashbangs in css work
I'm looking away 180* and still get fully blinded
>>168538368
u should look 360* away
is guardian on the gear, boys?
blatant locks
Renegays
>>168537668
That doesnt even rhyme
I have 30 bucks what skin/skins should I buy
#RUNJW #JWUp #VAMOSJW
time of Asstrails to dick Opdick.
get ready
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/832364029779718144
??
>anti-ghosting keyboard
wew lad
>>168540365
It's Nuke. Anything can happen.
>>168540487
>hotted is a pro cs player
Did they have that episode of some police show with tarik yet?
>>168540595
boom bu bap boom boom boom bap
>>168540595
no but im up for a rap battle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlZ1go7PhAI
>>168540431
Thorin retweeting pics of women and shit is some of the cringiest shit
>>168537276
what did he say?
everyone is making political comments these days. that's the american way in the current political climate
>The whole world is T sided
>>168540431
he told Anders he had a great ass earlier
if nuke is so bad why aren't they banning it?
>>168543206
he hasn't joined optic yet, retard
>>168543148
It's the least worst.
>>168543494
>what is stand-in/trials
neck yourself retarded brain dead nigger
glaive lookin sleek as fuark
>>168543538
he looks like a fucking finger
U MESS WITH THE BULL I GET THE OPDICK
nice strat natards
>>168543707
#greenwall
>>168543707
>doesn't understand what a stand-in does or what a trial period is
are you literally this retarded?
>>168543895
>HE'S USING THEIR LOGO AND HE'S PLAYING FOR THEM
>LIKE A STAND-IN USUALLY DOES
>IT MUST MEAN HE SIGNED WITH THEM
retard
>When you do fucking amazing and blow everyone out of the water
>And record it
>But it turns out the recording settings got fucked somehow
>So all of it goes down the drain because instead of recording in 1980x1080p it somehow decided it was going to record in 1080x720p
>Mfw
I want to fucking die.
fun game so far not gonna lie
>>168544056
joining=signing
retard
>>168544054
720p is still fine for a sick frag movie. Get it on youtube.
>>168544191
standing in for them
literally kill yourself
>>168544206
No I mean it recorded like pic related.
opdick ran out of strats already?
>>168544479
>doesn't know the difference between joining and standing in
lmao just kys already
stop replying to me
>>168544492
Use the crop feature nig.
>heekz
>>168544613
>doesn't understand what moving the goalposts means
kys
>>168544609
I mean the green is what was recorded, but orange is my entire screen.
>>168544812
>doesn't understand the words he's using
just stop and kys
that aimlock for 2 seconds
what did he mean by this?
https://twitter.com/flushamad1/status/832367236983693313
>>168544975
kys
>>168545029
go seminar
is faze beating mouz going to be ez skines?
does freak still go to those seminars or was that just for c9?
>>168545147
>u mad
lol
>>168545292
im laughing at you right now
Rush, NAF, Mixwell, Kjaerbye cheating their asses off
what did he mean by this?
>>168545584
lmao
Gambit ezright??
>>168545736
lmao
god fucking damn it glaive is so smart
>>168545918
lmao
>>168545817
hmmphh, yes
selling HIKO stickers for 1 cent each PM me
>>168546059
lmao
quality thread
leave it to me
post the destroyer of teams picture
>>168546198
lmao
lmoa
>>168546338
lmao
Why is Gla1ve allowed to cheat but Optic has to play with Hiko? Is this payback for Sean's extra timeout?
Why doesn't that fatass Hiko move? I needed them to win 3 more rounds to win my bet. If that fatass had not been deadweight up there every round, I would've won.
>>168546785
he doesn't cheat
smix is wet right now, BDC is irresistable
>smix swearing for no reason
uhhh fire her please???
>>168546930
lmao
>hiko postinng on 4chan
lol
>>168546920
>hating passion
frick off
>>168547060
lmao
>>168547067
jk I know it's windows 7
>>168547087
>being passionate about something youre not a part of in any sort of way
lmao
>>168547215
lmao
>>168547361
lmao
>>168547503
lmao
stop you fucking degenerate fucking retards
so fucking stupid
could've had a fun thread lan posting but u decide to fuck it all up
u fucking retards
good job im leaving
>>168547219
smix is more a part of esports than you will ever be. She fucked Thorin, cucked HuK, and is the best interviewer in esports
>>168547786
lmao
>>168547926
lmao
>>168548171
Imao
Does /vg/ even have mods
>>168548631
This is a containment board
who do we got lads
vp
>>168548767
Gambit, easy chance to double up
>>168548905
double or nothing
t.m0E
Reminder to breath with your mouth
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5uhbrv/i_feel_like_semmler_is_trying_too_hard/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=GlobalOffensive
i think we should change our stance on semmler
>>168548631
I've never seen anyone banned for global rule 3/6 on here, but it happens on every other board. One of the things that killed this general for me.
>>168549116
semenlar is a hillary supporter and part of #pizzagate
>>168547649
€best interviewer
€not MLG Puckett
>>168549329
>MLG Puckett
Are you serious? He knows literally nothing about the teams or the games, he literally has to look at his cards to see teams names and shit.
>>168549327
Semmler hates women but he is a member of pizzagate vampiric pedophile rings
>>168549329
this anon knows what's up
>>168549438
ur mad cuz he is best. Go get slapped smix #runPuckett #MLGUp
post yfw the sexgod will carry gambit to victory against the toxic togglers known as virtus pro
>>168549116
>semenman can't even crash and burn because Anders is carrying him
Such is life.
Our boi Dosia crushing it
Do I get a Vulcan or a Fronstide Misty?
I don't like how the Redline looks.
Reminder that this """guy""" aka Mangoose gets paid to travel the world and attend CSGO events.
>>168550037
edtremely unstable semphis falling incredible hihg speed
>>168550179
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph577170ddf0447
>>168550154
they're both pretty shit but frontside misty is the best of the two
whom'st've /allinonfaze/ here
>>168550179
hahaha I fucking hate this guy
Machine should kill him for the sake of Britain
I went all-in on Fnatic vs Gambit.
Bought in so I could go all-in on VP vs Gambit.
Just kill me. Fuck Gambit.
>>168550179
reminds me of stephano 2bh
>>168550579
>betting against our guys
>>168550579
>betting on a shitty team
>betting on a team that consistently flops at least one game in groups
You should reconsider your life choices
>>168550541
>>168551048
niBBa
>Get in a fight
>Expose myself for a half second
>Every shot drills me in the head.
>Teammate gets in a fight
>Gets caught with his knife out
>Whiffs half his spray
>Gets the frag still
PAPA BICEPS
our guy
>>168552027
thank you my friend
When will teams start to veto gambit's best map?
>>168548905
Thanks for the tip mate
You get to make one singular change to csgo
Hard mode: nothing anti-cheat relatedMy pick: remove the R8's stupid fucking scope rail
>>168552509
Add bicycles.
>>168552509
Allow pro players to buy PEDs with ingame cash.
imagine dust and blu casting a game
>>168552509
1.6 spray patterns/ movement / accuracy when moving
>>168551357
ROFL TRICKED
>>168552509
add a gf 4me
whatever happened to our guy dabears?
>sleeping on gambit
when will they learn
>>168553538
Quit esl, wants to go back to playing.
>>168553559
VP will win
Virtus Throw
will our guys c9 beat sk?
>snax is the best player in the wo-
>>168553793
that depends. Did stewie bring the gear?
Ask a Nate who just spend 80$ on CSGO anything!
People still think NaVi is better than Gambit
>>168548905
Easiest skins of my fucking life
I rarely follow CSGO. Isn't Dosia a known cheater?
our guys gambit
>gambit forces VP and Fnatic into elimination game
Devilish.
HOBBIT TIER 1!
>>168553601
(you)
>>168554001
On his cunny gfs yes
Also i finally got rangebanned wtf
gambit - us
vp - reddit
>>168554140
Gambit are our slavs
Update coming down the pipes
>>168553976
They should form a single roster and swap players out. Zeus is the only one who made either of those teams top level.
>his team's twitter didn't tell you who to gamble on
your loss reddit
>>168554732
Hobbit
Simple
Zeus
Flamie
Adren
>>168548136
:'(
>>168554832
>odds are given before the map
Once it hit Cobble it was an obvious Gambit Victory
Amerifat here
thinking about buying food for SGay vs Reddit9
>>168555136
give it to shroud & stewie, they're too skinny
>>168555037
Honestly knowing team map pools makes you better than 90% of people betting
>Mangoose
>That Optic Fan
lmFao
>its a mantrousse episode
why
pala is my guy idk what magog thinks
Who's ready for gringos to get btfo?
>fnx underperforming
When will thorin get a real job
>>168556150
Cloud9 merely adopted the sewage. SK were born in it, molded by it. They didn't see cleanliness until they were already men, by then it was nothing to them but blinding!
#whoa #RUNGambit #synchronicity
>>168556330
What's not "real" about his current job?
who the fuck is this pajeet
U P D A T E
>>168556330
imagine when he goes out on a first date with a girl
>"oh so what do you do for a living?"
>im an e""sports"" historian
>>168556707
>dating
>girls
hello reddo
>>168556707
>I get paid $10,000 for a few days work every other week, get flown around the world, live in Korea on and off for fun, and occasionally post videos on youtube
>>168556704
S I X M E G A B Y T E S
Release Notes for 2/16/2017
16 FEB 2017 -
[ MISC ]
– Fixed helmet and armor icons of teammates not showing for dead players.
– Fixed several client and game server crashes.
– Fixed several missing achievement icons.
wheres wickedplayer to make sense of all this?
16-0
>>168556809
desk hosta get more than $10k these days, try $40k
>Players not using their proper in game names
Sad!
new operation droppin in hot next thursday
Why is Shroud so bad offline?
>>168557839
He's busy thinking about those stream bucks
>>168557839
No confidence
>>168557839
he dosent care anymore they need to drop him.
admin kick the favelas
>cant win vs BRs on a sewer map
why am I not surprised
sk FIRMLY in control
>>168556828
Probably on reddit making sense of it
>>168558297
heh
https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/832419915990650880
:thinking:
https://twitter.com/lurppis_/status/832406408310161408
>>168559254
delete this
>>168557839
Too scared to cheat on LAN
>>168547230
>phone on desk
really fires my neurons
>>168559683
how else is he going to get in contact with his mom?
>>168559869
>tfw no supportive mum
lol
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/832422844403380225
he lives in detroit. what the hell else are you going to do in a shitty city
Man n0thing is like slow in the fucking brain or something watching him play.
What the fuck is wrong with him?
>>168560151
who
-n0thing
-skadoodle
-shroud
>>168560271
The weed. Stephen Crowder was right.
can someone explain why people blame shroud and not n0thing for how shit C9 performs, I felt like I was watching silvers when he was playing ring-around the rosie on B
How short are the Clown9 guys?
>>168560436
stewie is tall and handsome!
you just KNOW she wants the fallen dick
exciting conflict of interest match inc.
>>168560271
Weed.
The fucking moron smoked so much he roasted his brain cells. I even heard him admit to this at one point. He doesn't even smoke anymore, but the damage is done.
He was notorious for spending most of his time at lans back in the day doing nothing but smoking weed.
Felps is autistic.
>>168560665
Even I want fallens dick man
>>168560436
Taller than liquid
>>168560838
Reminds me of the british 1.6 lan scene,
hotboxing all day, smoking sweet skunk and ganja, listening to Crime of the Century
good shit
i want to kiss smix (on the lips)
>>168561358
I want to tongue bang her clit while sniffing her kimchi farts
mouz is gonna win
>>168561573
um shut up
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/832423893012865024
>>168561610
OH NO IVE SAID TOO MUCH
>>168561262
hi mom
>>168561714
not even a good REM song desu
I currently have 1400 hours played, all of it in casual.
How many more hours until I'm ready for MM? Casual is getting kinda boring.
>>168562092
dys
>>168562092
dust 2 24/7 casual is more fun than playing MM
does smix have any feet pics?
>>168561962
>tfw you'll never eat her hobbit hole
>>168562195
Yeah but i'm not gonna post them here
>>168561962
Why is this allowed?
>>168561962
she has nice lips
>>168562436
which one
>>168562298
why not man cmon
>>168562498
you perverts don't deserve it
>>168562565
please dude
>>168562652
Dont call him dude, he's LARPing smix
>>168464725
Am I the only one who saw this on /r9k/ also
why can't this british fuck say "lowel" correctly
that was the cleanest looking crimson kimono p250 skin
>>168563479
it almost looks identical to the hotshot one.
Spiidi buys a tazer every save round. This is the first time I can remember him actually getting one.
>>168563880
Honestly surprised more people don't do it (although when pistols are so good maybe they're not worth it)
If any skilled LE-GE players from EU want to play 5 stacks during weekdays mostly from 4pm GMT until past midnight add http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198153875245/
we speak danish on teamspeak but can call english ingame for you
>>168563196
Since the UK isn't 40% spic we don't learn Spanish
what the fug faze
>>168564142
gud album
>>168563982
If it gave 400 bucks for the kill, it would be very used.
why did C9 stop cheating baka
them crackaz be making videos about muh boy stewie when Its the favelas who is more suspicious
>>168564213
ye. gonna be sad when i cant meme mouz with it
our guy flusha is playing rank s my dudes
This was the sickest mirage pistol EVER
allu doesn't know about walking?
s1mple and gaurdian playing rank s my dudes
>Connection instead of Connector
WHO SAYS THIS
ptr playing rank s my brothers
>>168564739
rip dreamhack
me playing ranks brothers
>>168564780
yuros do desu
was chrisj the problem?
>that agressive awp
Damn, son
i feel bad for oskar
he comes back to mouz thinking hes gonna play with niko, and then he leaves to FaZe.
>>168565686
he's very inconsistent player
70% of the time a deadweight
god, smix is really fucking ugly
and i'm into koreans. this girls needs LOTS of plastic surgery to be decent.
>Niko is going out
>people aren't afraid to say he's shit leader now
Lel.
https://play.esea.net/teams/29198
why dont people stream fiffy's matches?
>people said flusha was playing ranks
>hes not
:(
he missed queue unless theres two games going on
>>168566905
doesnt faceit show which fpl games are going on? i wish esea did. having steel the only rank s streamer on is trash.
elige and brax are streaming as well. i guess there is only 1 game going on since i see nothing on flushas esea page
>looked in on summits stream
>hes making fun of someone in chat for not accomplishing anything in video games
>just say neither have you, "muh open" HAH
>he instantly bans me and then talks about it for the next 10 minutes
>>168567470
Summit is a salty bitch that has his mods ban anyway that disagrees with him or says something negative about him no matter how true. He is literally incapable of taking criticism, and it is genuinely viewed as trolling in his channel.
But yeah I just heard him saying "muh open what does that even mean, what an idiot", a few minutes ago.
Hard mouse mat or cloth?
I just can't find a sensitivity that feels right
>>168567470
I thought only steel was that pathetic? What a sad fucking loser. Why would anyone as rich as him basically for free care? If I was in his position I would literally give zero shits about some random guy on the internet talking shit. You didn't even say anything offensive either. What a sad pussy.
>>168567801
Hard
>>168567919
He has gotten worse the more popular he gets. Dissenting opinions not allowed, shit talk is not allowed and instantly met with a ban and "I'm better than you at cs" comments from him, and just general insecure shittyness.
I used to mod for him a year back and he was never this bad. He is literally steel 2.0 at this point, cries about the smallest shit that people say.
>>168567470
>>168567919
summit is single now so thats why hes acting like this
>>168568120
I bet he has more than 10k viewers too. Like how do you ignore all the fast spam to notice a single comment that is somewhat offensive? Literally a vagina.
flusha is playing on eliges stream my dudes
>>168568250
He floats between 15-25k most days.
So yeah, hearing him get salty from random tiny shit talks in stream chat is baffling.
>>168568303
At least you know that if you were to ever fight him irl or beatbox battle him, you'd easily win.
>>168568250
He also cries EVERY day about how hard streaming video games for more than 8 hours a day is. Literally fucking cries about it every single day.
elige or swag stream it's lit
>>168568517
elige bc he doesnt awp
>>168552509
Unban iBP
>>168568517
>>168568608
ugh i was about to start the joe rogan vs guy who thinks weed shouldnt be smoked 24/7 argument
>>168568513
Only hard thing about that is constsntly interracting with shitty reddit meme kids, and trying not to accidentaly embarrass yourself by picking your nose, or wearing the same shirt two days in a row.
>>168568751
"weed doesn't cure cancer"
"REEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>168569125
no it was more like
"driving while high isn't safe"
"WELL YOU FUCKING PUSSY LET ME TELL YOU"
>>168569125
Damn dude, having a weedbro on your team is the worst. Had one guy literally spending the whole game trying to convince peoole that weed is cool and everyone does it. He could barely even speak.
>>168560838
>elige saying niceu
our guy
Why is Team Liquid sponsored by Crunchy Roll is they wont even tell us which anime the players recommend?
Am Silver 1 play with me pls
>elige streams
never again
Armeen the dream teaming up with flusha rn
>>168571545
>>168571545
>>168571680
fucking s1mple man
>where is my team
bless s1mple
>be bad
>team trying to votekick me for being bad
>instead of letting matchmaking system do its jorb
>final round
>already dead
>they votekick me so I can't even rank down
I deleted csgo today.
nitro sounds like dazed
>>168571940
sorry my man.
>firefox
>>168571545
>>168571680
>>168572284
BIG AMERICAN EATER
someone ask elige if he takes super male vitality or brainforce
i need to know
damn my dudes 3 rank s games going on right now
>>168573318
/ourStream/ is elige's
i guess this is the new thread
>>168569643
>>168544054
just replay the demo dumbass
>>168566617
he was