/utg/ - Undertale General

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>>168451598
First for fish

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Goat papa!

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>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4r4y2WWYAAHagD.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4r40gSXAAI-tcA.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4r4zpOWYAE_Qy_.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4r41OgWQAA27G3.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tUhntUEAAZcv0.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tZ32AVUAAb6ob.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4s0T8LVYAAaD5v.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4uF5lZUcAAEyoT.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tXapeUYAAXOER.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4t3hTSWAAIuSge.jpg:orig
>Omega Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4t_vIZUkAEpVsH.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tE0ruUcAA-9_N.png:orig
>Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4vFKAfWYAQR4ni.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4uLVJoUMAEq5wE.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tYUAmVYAYG37t.png:orig
>Royal Guards
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4t-3uLVYAIU3AH.jpg:orig
>Clam guy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tDZELVUAEPP3K.jpg:orig
>Undyne & Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4s3DspUoAA0NKu.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tUSTfUoAMdUAk.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tXNi2UYAQOXFE.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4teOvtUEAEcDm_.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tf_7jUYAAD1MJ.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tlNCbVMAAB3jm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tw7TWVUAEsguF.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tw9KJUEAYylih.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tw8NlUMAAinZD.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4t72L6UoAESw9q.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4su6ItVcAIr5XP.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tw0BDUEAA9F0U.jpg:orig
>Ghosts
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4t3h7nUYAEqGhk.jpg:orig
>Kingdings
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tDad9UkAIb3fp.jpg:orig
>Torgore + Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4tjXeSVcAAoPkT.jpg:orig
>Group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4thBGhUYAA9Orq.jpg:orig
>Asgore stripping on camera
http://imgur.com/a/CxStU

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Would you be room mates with Alphys, even if she got a little TOO comfortable around you?

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Gonna lift for this goat! Gonna get swole for this goat! I hope your Wednesday has gone well so far, utg!
>>168451746
Thanks for the fres tori twitter anon!

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>>168451770
What if I was comfortable too?

>>168451746
Oh my! You're being too lewd twitteranon, but still, all of the stuff you find is welcome here. Thanks!

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>>168451746
Thanks for the cute friends, Twitteranon!

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I love this fish.

>>168451961
Today was just a very lewd day on twitter

>>168452071
Yeah, you should check this https://twitter.com/star_prn/status/831822878018383873.
That the lewdest thing i found in twitter this day.

>>168452045
Do you love her as much as me, who shot her kid while they were walking home from school to make her realize how strong I am and love me

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>>168452253
Oh yeah THAT
I sure hope that Frisk is of adult age!

>>168452417
I hope Frisk is just an adult lolita

petra, mah nigga wherr u at

>>168452560
Well Asgore is like 8 feet so she would have to be tall to be at that level on the cover plus they drew where they first met and Frisk is way way smaller so its a good bet that some time has passed. I assume Frisk is an adult

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baby bones

>>168452732
Is something wrong, anon?

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>168453035
No!

>>168453059
YOU SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST HEATHEN YOU HAD BEST SOUND OFF THAT YOU LOVE MUFFET, OR I'M GONNA STOMP YOUR GUTS OUT!

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DRAW

>>168453184
Never!

>>168453237
WHY YOU LITTLE MAGGOT, YOU MAKE ME WANNA VOMIT!

>>168452732
Just report them

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>>168452941
yeh

>>168453485
Have I missed something, is this the new meme now?

>>168453559
Its less slimy and more effective

>>168453545
>>168452941
CUUUTE

>>168453485
what

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If Danny Devito isn't your headcanon voice for sans you deserve a lobotomy.

>>168453035
Replacing the baby spider's cupcake with a painted rock!
The baby spider being so excited to eat her dessert that she doesn't notice!
The baby spider's teeth shattering!

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>>168453696
But wouldn't Alphys wanna be the trash man?

>>168453035
No!

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>>168453696
https://youtu.be/5IvbcXSaCWM

>>168453035
But is the spider capable of building robotic spiders?!

>>168452732
>>168452995
>>168453485
>>168453559
>>168453645
>>168453690
I don't understand.

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Alright, In gotta just stick to writing. Drawing is definitely not my forte.

>>168453696
What about Japanese dub?

>>168453059
What are you saying? You love the spider already, I can feel it!
>>168453819
Giving the spider magic spider teeth regrowth powder to regrow her teeth!
Giving the spider a real and delicious cupcake!
The spider happily enjoying her dessert!
>>168453990
You can love the spider! Open you heart to the cuteness! You know it to be true!
>>168454310
Yes. Her cuteness allows her to accomplish anything she sets her mind to! I'm sure they would turn out so cute, their cuteness would power them indefinitely as well!

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>>168453195

>>168451770
>come home to your small shitty apartment from your shitty grocery store job
>you walk into the living room, or the only room really...
>she's lounging on the couch, slurping up a bowl of ramen
>seeing her wearing nothing but a shirt probably would have shocked you at first, but it's pretty much the usual now
>You plop down on the couch, groaning as you sink into the couch, letting your whole body decompress
>"hard day?" she asks, not even moving her eyes from the TV
>you groan in response, and decide she's got the right idea, undoing those goddamn khakis you have to wear every time you work
>she finally looks over, seeing how distressed you are having to work almost every day to keep both of you in that apartment
>"here, I can probably help you out" she says as puts her bowl of ramen down and slips a hand into your boxers
>like before, this probably would shock you when you first became room mates, but now it was a rad thing she would do for you is you had a shit day.
>she slumps over, lowering her face to your crotch. the way she moves you'd say she probably looks forward to this too
>she spits in her hand and starts rubbing the length of your cock with her surprisingly soft hands.
>you let out a sigh of relief, the stress seeming to pour out of you with each little bead of pre
>she slips your now throbbing cock into her warm mouth, slipping her tongue all over the underside of your cock, using her other hand to massage your balls. the whole thing goes by slow and steady.
>she briefly looks up and sees you enjoying it, and giggling a little bit, or at least you think she is, it sounds a little weird with all of your package in her mouth
>it's not too long before you spurt your load, which you signal to her by tapping her on her plump rear. She does something a little unusual this time though, and swallows up your load. It makes you shudder a bit as you feel it spurt in her mouth
(1/2)

>>168454437
But that looks nice though.

>>168453035
Fresh "Maffet" and her really disturbing looking pet from Pixiv.

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>>168453545
i want to hug those bones

>>168454720
She's demonic! Demonic, I say!
What kind of cute spider would make food from her own kind?

>>168454830
don't lie to him

>>168455012
I'm not, I'm being honest. You're not me.

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>>168454965
Don't knock it till you try it!

>>168455123
stop doing this

Spiderfags need to stop

>>168454749
>she slips it out of her mouth with a little slurp sound
>she smiles at you briefly before getting back up and returning to her bowl of ramen
>"feel better now?" she asks
>you chuckle a little bit, and then slip your boxers back up
>"yeah, thanks"
>"no problem" she responds through a mouthfull of ramen and probably your spunk
>you both watch tv until you doze off on the couch together
>you know, in a "just two friends who are comfortable with each other" way

(2/2)

>>168455123
That isn't the point! What Muffet does is the equivalent of a human chopping other humans up for food!

I couldn't finish the next part of the comic today since I got home late, but it will be posted tomorrow. I did get to finish the sketch of it and do some panels.
It's going to be 7 panels.

>>168454437
I don't know if I should ask because I might look like an idiot, but is that doomguy?

because I remember someone on this thread was shipping them awhile a go and I loved the idea of it.

>>168455332
Neat, Thanks Daddy

Okay I didn't want to do this but
>fishfags self inserting as Doomguy and then shipping Undyne with him
seriously?

>>168455332
Keep up the good work!

>>168454864
Is there something here I'm not getting, here or did you post the wrong image?
>>168454965
Demonic? She's adorable! She makes food with spiders because that way her food is full of love, care and cuteness!
>>168455123
Please don't. I don't mind seeing real spiders, but people here do not like it.

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>>168455398
Well, it wasn't shipping them so much as it's just me drawing stuff for my own story. And yes, that's Doomguy

http://pastebin.com/arCN3we7

I thought it was a funny moment and I didn't wanna bother any drawfags to death gong all like "HURR COULD YOU DRAW SOMETHIGN FRUM MAH STOREE DURR."

shipping them sounds interesting though...

Okay I didn't want to do this but
>asrielfags self inserting as Frisk and then shipping Asriel with them
seriously?

>>168452732
You rang?

>>168455683
To be honest that's also pretty sad

>>168455540
>self-inserting as doom guy
I didn't really get that vibe.
even so, I like the ship, and the guy did a really good job drawing it so it's fine by me.

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>>168454864
>>168455643
Wrong image. Gine a cute!
One slightly disturbing "Maffet" image coming right up.

>>168455540
>>168455683
Okay I didn't want to do this but
>Mettatonfags self inserting as Mettaton and then shipping Mettaton with them
seriously?

>>168455767
>I like the ship
Its the same tier as the dadfags that ship Asgore with Bowser
aka retarded

>>168455643
That's cannibalism! CANNIBALISM!
Technically not really if she doesn't eat the food herself, but still!

>>168455714
wassup.

How's mettadook coming?

Don't wanna sound like I'm pestering you, and I'm sorry if I am. It's just that for some reason I'm more eager to see this request than most others I've requested.

>>168455820
Still pretty sad

>>168455895
Posting on mobile right now, but I'll get that done tonight anon! I'm excited to finish it too

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>>168455854
I think the first time I saw it mentioned was when someone asked everyone who their crackship was. In other words, maybe they mean it to be retarded.

>>168455895
>>168456036

Age old expression revived by Toy Story 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ppaiQ6mhbE

>>168455854
alright, that's great, but instead of trying to start shit about like one pic, maybe just ignore it.

>>168455414
Thanks, and you're welcome anon!
>>168455639
Thanks anon, I'll try!

>>168456063
its still sad
>>168456092
>trying to start shit
I'm just calling out something dumb

>>168456036
HYPE

>>168456071
tru dat

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>>168456195
carpe diem, I guess.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12342089

>>168455807
I don't follow Dragon Ball, but that seemed like some fine taste right there.
Lovely! I want to hug "Maffet"! Thank you for more fresh spiders!
>>168455880
You are looking at it the wrong way! Those spiders made a noble sacrifice for the greater good of all spiders! If the pastries are tastier, the trapped spiders will be free and the spider clans reunited sooner!

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>>168453195

Ignore the trolling.

>>168453195
Draw what?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11939827/r

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>>168452941

>>168456889
i love them

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>>168453195
Stop telling me to draw, I can't draw and you tempt me to create abominations!

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>>168453195
I tried

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>>168458045
I love your toriel's. They're cute

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>>168453195
I don't wanna draw so here's an old draw

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>>168454880
papyrus is so TINY, it's killing me

>>168457505
he thought he bought maracas

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>>168453195
The Bonebrothers have united

>>168457179
>botfags on second place
Oh...
Alright then...

>>168458724
Could he defeat mkid?

>>168458861
Don't bait him, goddamn it.
I want him to forget.

>>168458861
I don't know, ask the mkidfag, he's the expert.

>>168459048
Anon he's responding to the "mkidfag", look at the pen he used.

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>>168453195
Damn I'm late

>>168458768
but botfags are tied with dadfags and fishfags

>>168459135
That's the caligraphy paint tool from microsoft paint , anybody can use it though.

>>168459357
I didn't think you still came here

>>168459418
He's also the only one who uses it.
Unless it's you, you fuck.

>>168459543
Not either of those guys but i've used it when drawing really shitty Asgores

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>>168458697
do not shake the young skeletons like maracas gaster. that is bad.
do you have the source of that image?

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>>168453195
This is actually from a long time ago but have it anyway

>>168459868
I'm afraid not, sorry, I grabbed it off imgur ages ago
maybe somebody else knows though!

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That one fag who's trying to finish the Undertale Towergirls parody, stopping by to ask yet another question. I've reached a settlement on 19 out of the 20 Princesses that would be necessary for a proper chart, but I'm a tad indecisive on who the last Princess will be as all major waifus are covered; at this point, I've narrowed it down to the Snowdin shopkeeper and Tsundereplane. Though she's by all means a fan character, Dreemurr Reborn's Cheerie seems like she might be appropriate enough as a Princess and appeared to have garnered a small but noticeable following, so I'd been considering making her into one, even if not for the chart, itself. I want to ask, then: would it be acceptable for this fan character to appear on the chart, or should it stick solely to characters who appeared in the canon source material?

Just so it's clarified, all three of these characters will receive a card of some form regardless of whether or not they are of Princess status.

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>>168460560
What about Red?

>>168460560
Make it Cheerie

What's the name of San's theme? Not Megolavania, I mean his normal overworld theme.

>>168460649
How strong is Red's waifu appeal?

>>168461087
no penis = no appeal

>>168461048
I now what you are doing.
on the off chance you are serious take this www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzo6L3wsf8c

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>>168461087
+Cute
+Tsun as fuck
+Very funny when she warms up to the player
+Doesn't have a penis

-She's probably like 12 though

>>168461184
I am serious, didn't know it was just named "sans.". All youtube would show me was Megalovania when I typed in "sans' theme". Thanks.

>>168461250
>She's probably like 12 though
you say it like its a bad thing

>>168461250
>+Doesn't have a penis
That's a massive negative

>>168461175
Eww, don't be gay.

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>>168460386
i appreciate it anyway, thank you for the cute skeletons

>>168461175
>>168461371
There are always ways to fix that in Towergirls.

>>168461250
I meant more in terms of a following than the actual character. Otherwise, I must admit, Red has potential.

>>168461371
Gay is a niche fetish. Pussy is a +++

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cute dad

say something positive or negative about the posting habits of some characterfags!

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>>168462236
Momfags want to better themselves for the sake of their gote.

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hugging gotes

Howdy utg. It's been about 13 months since I was last here.

Post Flowey.

How's shit been btw? Surprised you're all still alive.

>>168462236
Moonfags got good taste.

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>>168462778
Sure

It's been awful, this general is mostly just bait and image spam now.

>>168462778
Oh boy, you missed a hell of a lot. New contentfags, Toby releasing the artbook, multiple fangames in the works that are somewhat promising, drama shit, shitposting and memes!

>>168462778
Welcome back. Watch out for the troll.

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>>168462540
>>168462824
mah niggas

>>168462884
Hah, as expected. Thank!

>>168462931
I heard about the artbook, gonna have to check that out. Not too interested in the fan games though. But hey it's been long enough for something with effort put in to have surfaced so who know

>>168463272
Yep, it's actually pretty neat. You can find it in the OP.
We almost had neckbeard Brony Papyrus.

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>>168462778

I claim this thread....FOR JERRY!!

does utg have like, a synctube or discord, shit like that?

>>168464295
and his balls all over Undyne's face!!

>>168464404
>discord
It's had two. One was kid diddler groomer central, the other is a gated community filled with weak babies.
>Captcha sans sans

>>168464404
yeah there's a discord but it's not very active, dunno what >>168464856 is talking about since anybody was allowed in other than catfucker

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>>168465086
someone post some fics with flowey in them

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>>168462236
Dadfags have really really good music taste and the dad is pretty cool too

I feel like Fry's dog

>>168466431
I feel like I hate you for making me cry

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post best and cutest boyfriend

>>168466538
if it takes forever...I will wait for you...

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Speaking of music, what are you listening to right now utg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNer2g5D6D4

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>>168466915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjT0p2z4hGg

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>>168466915
What am I doing with my life

https://youtu.be/R4TiUIoI54A

On an unrelated note, if my old dress pants fit, I'm gonna wear a nice shirt and tie tomorrow because I want to look nicer than I actually am

>>168466915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grmh-Ktc48c

>>168466431
why? what are you waiting for?

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>>168466915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSyB3Tew87s

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>>168467535
What are you lookin nice for senpai? Not that you need it, you beautiful person

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>>168466915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkP6Tf79UrM

>>168466915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYHx3ZyiMwE

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>Undyne shows Papyrus a new type of wrestling game
>bed wrestling

>>168468581
My creative spark and general interest in life to come back.

>>168469420
>not a pic of undyne suplexing a matress

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>>168468637
Because I need a reason to not feel like shit

And maybe because she might like it
And also more because most of the battalion staff does it every thursday, kinda like a tradition thing and I want to act like I'm as cool as them when really I'm a worthless fuck and I'll probably just make it awkward somehow

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>>168462778
Flowe

>>168469649
I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself while in the wait. you draw? write?

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>>168466915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc-2VY_TDYQ

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>>168469916
You really need to work on your self-esteem friendo

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>>168470323
I had self esteem like three years ago but two failed relationships in the span of a year kinda fucks that up

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>>168466915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05zn3d8paN8

>>168470447
You were too good for them. Or maybe they weren't the right ones for you.
Also, you shouldn't have two relationships in a year, you need a bit of time to heal after a relationship

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>>168470862
My first was my fault, I made him hate me and I wanted her to be different, I know I pushed too hard before but this time I just didn't push hard enough

>
This is beginning to hurt
This is beginning to be serious
It used to be a game
Now it's a crying shame
Cos you don't wanna play around no more

Sometimes I push too hard
Sometimes you fall and skin your knee
I never meant to do
All that I've done to you
Please baby say it's not too late

Getchoo, uh-huh
Getchoo, uh-huh
Getchoo, uh-huh
Getchoo, getchoo, getchoo, uh-huh

You know this is breaking me up
You think that I'm some kind of freak, uh-huh
But if you'd come back to me
Then you would surely see
That I'm just fooling around

I want to be Asriel's something special.

>>168471118
Trial and error is how love works. Breaking news, most relationships fail and fail hard.
There is no reason for you to think that there's something wrong with you except for your lack of self-esteem. Love yourself and one day the right one will come

>>168470173
Both. Badly. But it's fun to get my ideas down.

I don't want to die, shit's just been rough for the last four months and my brain is finally turning to static.

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>>168471547
How about when you do find the right one, but you're not ready?
Someone else always is.

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>>168471543
me 2

what the heck is going on in here

>>168471937
She was not the right one

>>168470319
>>168468627
>>168468837
good taste

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>>168472116
How would you know that?

>>168472485
The right one comes at the right time. She will come when you are prepared.
And you obviously aren't ready yet

>>168472106
we sad

>tfw big asriel will never bully you with his giant pawpads

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Chara a cute.

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>>168472106
I don't know but I do know that i'm the only one in this general that likes this goat

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>>168472856
feels bad man

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>>168472760
So which is it

is it me not being prepared and fucking it up
or is it her not being the one?

https://youtu.be/JJghf2OcW1s

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>>168473001
That's not true! I like him too!

>>168473069
The time will come when it comes, the one will come when they come. Trying to seek them out will only keep you locked in a state of searching. Let things come to you without forcing them to play out. You'll know when you've found the one, and you'll know when you're ready.

>>168473008
>this will never be you
>asriel will never keep you under his paws for all eternity

jesus christ why even live

>>168473069
She isn't the one. One day you will be prepared, you won't think about love or anything and the right one will come to you.
Don't think about it and just live life

>>168472856
tfw you will never be eaten

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Evenin' /utg/

>>168473339
>for all eternity
for an evening I can understand, but all eternity? fug that

>>168473390
tfw he will never swallow you down when he's finally done with you leaving you to a painful gurgly fate as he forgets about you

>>168473519
Good evening.

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>>168473301
>>168473373
>Just tried on those pants
>Way too fucking big
Well never fucking mind that idea

anyways, It's not like I jumped at this girl forst thing I saw her, I've known her half a damn year and just started trying to talk to her more since she was depressed like I am when the guy SHE wanted turned her down

Of course ya know, she's just perfect so she's got people lining up to ask her to dance

I'm just a fucking nobody, yeah?

>>168473807
>Forst
There goes me being a retard again

whoosh

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>>168473130
Not sure if I believe you but okay

>>168473807
>when the guy SHE wanted turned her down
Not a bad strategy, but... Being a friend doesn't usually help

>she's just perfect
There's your problem. You think too highly of her, she's just a human, you know?

>I'm just a fucking nobody, yeah?
Another problem, you don't think highly enough of yourself. If you don't value yourself, why would anyone else do it? Think about it

>>168473807
women are a mistake
just go single or get a dog

Good night, /utg/. Take care.

>>168474205
Garou please leave

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>>168473519
Howdy

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Talking about relationships is boring and gets depressing quick.
Who's your favorite minor character?

>>168474309
Goodnight anon.

>>168473919
Don't worry about it; happens to everyone.

>>168473807
In my opinion, what you want is someone who is just as screwy as you are in both similar and different ways. Being mutually crazy about each other, essentially, but in a healthy way.

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>>168474369
Grillby. I like the role and personality the fandom gives him.

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>>168474369

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>>168474369
snowdrake

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>>168474161
I want to think that I was the one who helped her out of that depressive rut but considering how she "Repaid" me for it I doubt that's the case

And I hate myself, I'm an asshole

>>168474205
I can't have sex with a dog
Or talk to a dog about my feelings for hours

dogs kinda suck

>>168474394
https://youtu.be/scrrqizJmlg

I'm crazy about her but she doesn't even notice me

Man I'd kill for someone as crazy as me who actually liked me

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Goodnight /utg/

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>>168474369
Snwdrake is my son

>>168474760
Goodnight, anon!

>>168474369

Bob the Temmie.

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>>168474369
The bird who carries you over the small gap is really underappreciated

>>168474737
>I can't have sex with a dog
yes you can
>Or talk to a dog about my feelings for hours
why would you want to do that with a human tho

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>>168451746
>>168474369
Thanks twiteranon.
hardly any love for whimsun/whimsalot

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>>168474369
I like Muffet's design and prefer her as a haughty bitch that's equally likely to hug or kill you.

>>168474943
why would you fuck a dog

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>>168474369
Doggo!

Yo newfags i'm going to give you some advice.

Do not engage the animal fucker.

>>168474369
ice cap!

>>168474737
1. Don't help anyone if you expect them to pay you back
2. Don't say you're an asshole because you are not

>>168474760
Goodnight!

>>168475079
almost everyone here?

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>>168474369
Burgerpants is my spirit animal

>>168475009
because dogs are a lot less of a pain in the ass to deal with

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>>168474943
>Yes you can
I don't know what I expected

But seriously, I need an actual intimate relationship with another human being

>>168475132
Oh you don't even know
Well, I guess if you frequented the /erp/ threads on /trash/ you would, but that's a story for another day

I know I'm a shitty person

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>>168474896
>implying
>>168474960
I think one of them had both a 5 min and a 60 min art challenge not to long ago. Might be able to find some art if you go looking back through the tags
#アンテ版真剣お絵かき5分一本勝負
#undertale版深夜の真剣お絵描き60分一本勝負

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>>168475201
We know who we are.

>>168475282
>But seriously, I need an actual intimate relationship with another human being
why do you need it tho
what would a human provide that a dog wouldn't

keyword "would", not "could"

ya'll need to find jesus

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>>168475368
I dunno, speaking the english language is a good start
Something about bestiality too I guess?
Maybe I'm not a furry

>>168475325
Thats cute as hell

>>168475282
>/erp/
I... I don't think I'll ever go there...
But you're not an asshole! And if you think you are, change! Try to improve yourself, because crying about it won't solve a thing!

>>168475463
As a Catholic I can tell you even Jesus would have a hard time helping us

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>>168475556

>>168475556
>speaking the english language
and?
>Something about bestiality too I guess?
what's so bad about bestiality tho

>>168475574
>>168475463
What is Jesus's favorite Undertale?

>>168475282
As long as you acknowledge your faults and try to improve upon them, I wouldn't consider you a shitty person. Flawed, yes, but shitty is what I reserve for people who don't even try to grow or act with any sense of common courtesy.

>>168475642
why would jesus play a faggot game

>>168475642
jesus would be a hardcore asrielfag, its canon

>>168475642
Jesus loves all Undertales and believes that everyone can be forgiven and deserves redemption

except Jerry

>>168475642
asriel

>>168475704
jesus is the game, you nimrod

>>168475642
Either Frisk for "turning the other cheek" or Chara for "I did not come to bring peace, but a sword"
Hard choice

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>>168475642
>Which Undertale is Jesus?
Fixed.

>>168475642
Papyrus because he's the only character autistic enough to believe in his divinity.

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>>168475574
>>168475691
I get that speech too much

Nobody's ever told me HOW I'm supposed to improve though, just the same old "be optimistic and do a happy :)))) " garbage

>>168475617
>The mettaton bird is square
I laughed at that

>>168475639
You get that I don't like the things you like, right?

Sometimes I forget how much I fucking hate Asrielfags. Thankfully its never for long

>>168475704
the pope loves the game and so does jesus

>>168475994
well, then you go with the other option
staying single
or maybe staying single and getting a dog but not fucking the dog, that's an option too
or a cat, that also works

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>>168475642
>>168475704
jesus would totally go gay for asriel

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>>168475960

>>168475960
Man, what a euphoric post.

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>>168476150
>>168476386
>le dead kike on a stick
There is only one God. And I guess he's only about as strong as 7 people

>>168476457
Not gonna lie That's really fucking edgy, like holy shit.

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>>168475994
You're probably also heard this before, but methinks you need to spend some time exploring inward. I mean really exploring inward.

sometimes i wonder if it would really be a great loss if the earth fell into the sun

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>>168476457
>Asrielfags

>>168476575
it's whatever

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>>168476524
Elaborate really

Because any thinking I do about myself is just a reminder of my mistakes

>>168476680
meditation

>>168476575
Well it would be a massive loss if gravety just stopped everywhere that would most likely end up destroying the universe

>>168475994
what don't you like about yourself
write that stuff down
figure out which things are based on your habits
come up with a plan to change one of those habits
work on it and keep track of your progress
repeat
???
mite feel better

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>>168476639
I'm just saying. The human "((((((((god))))))))" tore a curtain, while the ABSOLUTE GOD OF HYPERDEATH broke a millennia-old magic barrier.

>>168476093
>>168476457
was this why asrielfags were /are still hated ?

>>168475994
Being optimistic is a must, but you also gotta work out, think better of yourself and git gud at stuff. The worst think you can do is let yourself become an useless sack of shite.
Become the best in whatever you are doing right now. Fuck all else

>>168476804
wait are you saying god is jewish
i thought he was american

>>168476891
Well that and all the pedo spam

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>>168475750
>>168475997
>>168476093
>>168476457
>>168476639

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>>168476891
>An entire characterfag group despised for taking the piss out of the world's largest religion - which the vast majority of /utg/ doesn't even follow
I can't say I expected this reaction here, of all places.

>>168477176
>implying I don't respect the teachings of Jesus Christ

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>>168476802
Seems like a lot of work

>>168476732
Never tried it

>>168476958
>git gud at stuff
I suck at vidya, not because I'm actually bad, but because I just can't take failures at all

Example, one day of overwatch dropped me 700 SR because I gave the fuck up and instapicked mcree every game

>>168477176
Not just those images but in past threads people seem to dispise adrielfags, I was just curious as to why

>>168477332
Asrielfags, dadfags and Charafags are the trifecta of bad posters.

At least they use to be. I don't know if people still hate all 3 now

>>168477330
Not vidya. I'm talking about real life stuff.
>Can't take failures
Then start by learning to mand the fuck up. Don't cry in a corner when things go wrong. Be a man and face the difficulties, learn from them to get better!

alphys vore when

>>168477330
mate you asked how to improve yourself, you can't change anything without putting work into it

>>168477495
alphys is not for vore

>>168477495
when you commission it

>>168477635
will you draw it ?, being paid of course

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>>168477465
>Real life stuff
I don't do sports
I mean come on, I'm posting on 4chan at midnight

Do I look like a sports guy, or an "anything involving physical activity" guy?

What do you want me to start working out or some shit? I'd have to start eating more for that

>>168476680
I literally spent the majority of my eighteenth year of life locked away in my head because I didn't believe there was anywhere for me to go and that I was the scum of the earth. During that time, I unknowingly planted a tulpa in my head and began conversing with it. It took months, and I was unaware of it the entire time, but I was able to gradually realize I wasn't the piece of trash I believed myself to be by coming to better understand my thoughts, feelings, and desires. Not really sure how best to describe it, other than I guess it was like I was both confessing to someone else while simultaneously having someone with the same thoughts and feelings confess to me?

>>168477695
nonono, but I will fap to it, if it's good enough.

I want to push Monster Kid face first into a deep puddle and sit on his back until the bubbles stop.

The fuck is up with /utg/ tonight

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>>168477807
I dunno man

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>>168477730
If you need to eat more to work out, eat more! I'm a sports guy and I post on 4chan waaay after midnight.
Just try it! And ffs, don't give up as soon as you don't feel comfortable

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>>168476891
Success breeds jealousy

>>168477761
were you here the other day when anon post alphys vore fics

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G
O
A
T

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>>168477732
>Tulpas
I still don't get how people do that, isn't that basically just schizophrenia?
That probably wont work for me

>>168477807
I crawled out of /trash/ for once

>>168478112
I might do like a quick 10 minutes one night and then feel tired, stop, fall asleep, and then not have any motivation to do anything else therest of the week

at least I have PT to break me every friday

>>168477807
I keep drawin' chara/frisk stuff.

>>168478295
>>Tulpas
>I still don't get how people do that, isn't that basically just schizophrenia?
>That probably wont work for me
Yeah, don't do tulpas.

would you still love your fav if they beheaded you on the bus and ate portions of your face off?

>>168478251
no))

>>168477807
thats what im wondering

>>168478295
You lack willpower. To get more you must train it, it's like a muscle.
Use the time you spend crying like a wuss in work outs and you'll be a fucking beast in no time. You'll feel proud of yourself.
But you need to move your ass. What do you expect, someone just waltzing into your life and fixing everything? This is the real world kid, those who don't work hard enough get left behind and you will be no exception unless you move you ass.
Change starts within

>>168478378
is this from experience or just from what you've read?

>>168478435
garbage post my dude

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posting a cute boy
okay good night thread

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>>168478000
Trips confirm. I guess I'll just post skel.

>>168478560
answer the question

>>168478519
I did a bit of brief reading about it, and it just seemed like a way to induce mental illness. Hallucinations and talking to or being influenced by a seperate "self" just doesn't sound healthy to me.

>>168478475
http://archiveofourown.org/works/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&work_search%5Bquery%5D=alphys+vore https://img.fireden.net/vg/image/1480/38/1480388344518.png Everybody gets one

>>168478295
It's literally just your imagination.

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>>168478568
that is a very cute boy

>>168478583
Not a fan of edgy skele but my god those teeth are sexy

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>>168478435
No I would be dead

>>168478516
Kinda surprised you didn't say DETERMINATION

>>168478797
yeah

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>>168478908
>teeth
How does this make you feel

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>>168478908
You like pointy teeth?

>>168478794
>xandermartin
Fuck off, those are jokefics.

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>>168478841
Also forgot to say, goodnight anon

>>168478976
Oh fuck anon souce
>>168478985
Yes very much

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Do you ever want to lay down on the ground and feel like garbage?

>>168478775
meditate on it

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>>168478986
>xandermartin

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>>168479145
>Source
nommybones.tumblr.com but you're gonna need an account to access it