Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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defense of the ancients two

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>>168406662
>2 threads
this kills the general

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>>168406662
>trying to play arc warden in 7

>The state of DOTA 2.
FORK IT ALREADY BEFORE ITS COMPLETELY FUCKING ABANDONED

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Nice game dotards

>>168407164
buy shadow blade
gank enemies
no escape from double shadow blade bonus damage + double flux + double wraith
win

>tfw no more Own3D
>tfw no more Justin.tv

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>>168407345
>18+
>ends game with 0/14
>that fucking face
>those pig's feet

>>168406823
Based mike

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why is she so perfect bros?

>>168407345
>literally a pig

What if snoopdogg was a hero?

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>>168407345
what a time to be alive

>>168407545
I wanna fuck herrrrrr

>>168407705
Fuck me instead, she looks like a trap like me anyway, and I'd be more wild in bed with you.

>>168407765
That sounds good too, fuuuuuuuuck

>>168407520
how can rtz even compete

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When does valve implement this?

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>>168405303
BREAKING NEWS: doturd 2 isn't the only project of valve
please go back to riot game(s), where you came from

which thread is canon, DOTARDS?!

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>>168408278
So you mean this?

>>168408183
Hopefully after never ever

>>168408431
>CS:GO (i.e. 5-7 memery)
>TF2 (i.e. literal dedgaem)
What's the other project?

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>>168409019
steam, the largest digital videogame store on planet Earth of Sol system?

>>168409175
Yeah because there's loads of QA on the platform when literal dragon porn is currently the most popular recently-released indie title.

>>168407345
>that chat
such ass holes, just don't watch the stupid stream jesus

why is bulldog such a misogynist?

>team picks complete shit heroes
>nothing but russian in hero select
>someone disconnects
>early abandon

so there is a god

>>168409505
what are they saying

>>168409558
t. cuck

>>168409484
Don't you fucking DARE shittalk Angels with Scaly Wings

>>168409667
>calling every single female he meets a " dumb bitch" or "dumb whore" even npcs

this is not okay

>>168409665
i don't get all the texts, but that she's ugly
one guy says "fuck me in the bald head is that even legal" and another says "TODAY ARE YOU GOING TO WORK OUT AGAIN"
one guy says "im tired of seeing you guys ask what's wrong with her hands, she's ill, she's fucking ill - as if everybody here's perfect"

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Kill

>>168409889
because he's an insecure retard with the humor of an early teenager.

>>168409984
damn

>fuck me in the bald head
kek

>>168410093
icex3's name is spelled incorrectly

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I miss him

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>>168410164
then why does he have a gf and I don't

I'm a nice guy

>5 min queue on euw at this time at a popular skill bracket
garbage dead game, no wonder people switch to LoL where you just get a game when you want to play

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>Blademail
>Hood of Defiance
>Veil of Discord
Why is this the most fun item combo to rush for?

>>168410382
I still can believe he posted that about blacks on twitter

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Happy Valentines Day /d2g/! Remember that someone out there loves you maybe

Consider the following:
Blademailnyx

>>168410808
cute legion commander

>>168410837
>enemies are never sure whether you used blademail or spiked carapace
genius

>>168410415
>nice guy
you're probably boring as fuck

>>168410946
>I just have to be not boring and I can get away with calling women dumb whores

great world dotatards

>>168409984
>even these women have white knights
whoda thunk

she's fat no morbidly obese, that's what her illness is

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>>168410808
valentines day ended 10 hours ago

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>>168411576
If you're a cavewoman and there are 2 men to choose from. One who is always in the cave, laughing at your jokes, hanging our with you and the other is always out hunting, cutting wood etc. , barely in the cave to eat and sleep. Which would you choose? It would be the one that can guarantee you have something to eat tomorrow.

>anime steam pic
>picks antimage against axe and disruptor
>blames team and rages all game about "no tank no ward"

W E W

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Desde ahora este hilo le pertenece a Peru
>server que juegan
>mmr
US west 2.2k

>>168412890
No Mexican here Pablo

>>168412890
Si patron puta madre
Jajajajajaja

>>168412954
Kys

>>168412684
>team flames me for profile pic before game even starts
>pick carry because i want to win the game and can't trust anyone else
>get counter picked
>team makes zero space, plants zero wards
>team comp is shit, nothing like what i learned on purges youtube channel
>team doesn't understand how to play around antimage
>lose 25
>they probably think im some autistic sperg because i tried to will the team to victory

W E W

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Are dotards ute?

>>168407765
Nice fucking pussying out little bitch

>>168412954
Lmao Mexican getting triggered

>>168413907
Dragonballsuper General is the fastest thread on /a/ and it's got lots of spics. It's more common than you think

Just want to make my final post here
I'm done with dota
Uninstalling currently
Never gonna come back

In case it matters, I do have 5 low priority games I'll never play

>>168414031
>lots of spics being too retarded to realize it's just a cashgrab

No surprise there

>>168414134
See you in a few months

>>168414134
see you tomorrow buddy

>>168414134
and nothing of value was lost

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https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2999750709
I was the enchantress. What could I have done better?

>>168414224
>>168414228
Nope i'm done
Getting old
Can't play this shit game anymore
Just ain't fun

>>168414272
>posting stomps
mostly irrelevant when it comes to actually improving

>>168414287
ANYTHING competetive is not to have fun.

You just could not git with the gud.

>>168414272
>posts onesided victory
>had zero game impact
>got carried against a 4v5
whats the point of this post? youre bad at the game. there is no point trying to get better oyu iwll never get good.

>>168409019

>half life 2: episode 3
>left 4 dead 3

>>168413268
>I learned on x pros youtube
Stopped reading

>>168414420
>you will never get better.
Why do you say that?

what fucking possesses people to pick pudge and mirana on the same fucking team?

it's stupid as fuck

>>168413268
>team comp is shit
With how pro dota has risen in recent years a lot of people actually know how to make effective team comps and put heroes in their best positions

This has masked a major aspect of low level pub play: learning to effectively made do with the shittest and strangest hero lineups and lanes

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>>168414134
You want us to beg you not to leave and shit right?

>>168414658
>Some pro
>professor purge
Pick one you faggit. We're already lucky enough to have a guy like him in dota 2. Did you know that physics majors like purge are known for having an average IQ of over 130?
KEVIN GODEC IS A GENIUS

>>168414767

skillshots bruh gotta land dem hooks n arrows

>>168414767
ayyy mind if i pick rubick too?

>>168414767
Oldschool duo combo, best combo

How is solar crest still so under-represented in Dota 2? Is there something I'm missing, because this item seems fucking remarkable.

2.6k is fucking pennies for what it's worth.

25% evasion and +12 armour.
or
25% blind and -12 armour.

Cooldown is as short as its duration.

Can absolutely gutfuck an enemy carry and force them to buy MKB, especially if it's paired with applying it to your core who has talent evasion.

Turns even non-right click heroes on your team into some pretty ridiculous damage dealers.

ONLY 2.6K.

The item has a fucking 62% winrate and is still the '103rd' most popular item according to Dotabuff. Especially with this new early game teamfight trend, why do people not just adore this magnum opus of an item?

>>168412684
>no tank no ward
is that what some autistic support screams?
>you no pick tank me no buy ward

who /forhonor/ here?

>>168414995
if it doesn't add damage its a shit item

>>168405648
Tread Switching and Shrines do enough to off set your mana issues, you may also have a bottle, or even a soul ring+morbid mask

>>168414767
>not watching Luna, PA and LD pickers fucking explode a hundred times over before 30 minutes by hook dismember arrow starfall obliteration

>>168415170
>then you wake up and realize your pudge and mirana can't land either skills

>>168415084
>-12 armour
>not adding a billion effective damage

delete

>>168414767
You forgot about BANE

>>168414995
It costs 3.6k gold okay?
Stop LYING.

>>168414995
solar crest has always been undervalued

literally goodDeso

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>>168415084
>"soul catcher doesn't do damage its a shit spell"

>>168415084
Removing 12 armour is like getting rid of 1000 hp

>>168415282
that's not REAL damage

But seriously, that's how your average pub player thinks my man. Love building that shit on Lifestealer.

>>168415306
I'm a warrior of peace. I only kill towers.

>>168415320
SD is still OP despite his illusion nerf. What will it take to nerf him? 400% damage taking illusions?

>>168415302
is this some sort of fresh meme

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I have 1k MMR and over 1000 hours in this game, should I just quit?

>>168415428
I was at 1.5k at 750 hours and 3k at 1250

>>168415380
>>168415380
>>168415380
>Lifestealer

THIS IS WHERE I HAVE TO REDPILL PEOPLE AS WELL.

SOLAR CREST IS (IIIISS) A POTENTIAL CORE ITEM. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SOLAR CREST ON ALCHEMIST, PA, LIFESTEALER, HUSKAR, QUEEN OF PAIN, ETC.

IT IS NOT A TRIVIAL ITEM THAT'S "TOO EXPENSIVE FOR SUPPORTS". IT IS AN AMAZING EARLY GAME CORE ITEM.

EVERYONE BUY IT. ON EVERY HERO. EVERY GAME. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>168415352
you're a fucking retard

>solar crest on spirit breaker
You guys don't know how ridiculous this is until you've tried it.

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>>168415496
>mfw solar crest doesn't stack

>>168415428
i mean if you're having fun why would u quit, if ur 1000 hours and 1k mmr you should already be aware that you're most likely never gonna be considered very good at this game, if that fact bothers you just stop playing

>>168415590
solar crest weaver is the real imba shit

>>168415613
Does it stack with medallion?

>>168415795
valor and shine stack

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>>168410929

is this viable?
solar crest, deso, bloodthorne weaver
wouldnt you just obliterate people?

>>168415924
Well no shit, but weaver without an effective safety or health item is retarded.

>>168415642
This.

Just play unranked, mmr is meaningless this late in dotas life.

The pros are 7k+ who think 5k are absolute trash when most of the playerbase are at 2-4k and those starting out are at <2k. Shit does not matter nor will it ever.
>>168415795
Valor and shine stack but they must be from two different people as they share the same cooldown

>>168415924
No because then you have a solar crest on your team.

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>>168415795
>>168415884
>you can get a total of -17 armor on a target from one solar crest on arc warden using midfight dissassemble shenanigans
that's pretty evil

>>168415884
>>168416051
Well if you are playing arc.. FREE damage

>>168414878
>jungle = free farm
purge will be the first to tell you that taking a jungle camp is never worth missing a creep wave, lanes have more value by far, at least early game
>no stats / great stats
this is true, also force staff has so much more utility in teamfights. Slightly less mobility but still better 4 times out of 5

did noobs start playing with HotD while it was still OP? Are they feeding creeps like mad now?

How about this for the new meme arc warden build:

RoA>Midas>phase>medallion>DL>SC>BoTs>Mjoll

>>168416385
>did noobs start playing with HotD while it was still OP? Are they feeding creeps like mad now?
yes

>>168416038
Is there any defense item for weaver other than linkens? He already has such good escape.

i started watching purge videos and subscribed to pugna and gameleap! i can feel myself getting so much better! i am going to hire bsj to coach me tomorrow! will be gaining mmr in no time!

Are drums good now? It's hard to tell. On what position and when do I pick them up?

I seem to win with them whenever I'm position 3 or 4, but I'm still a dogshit player and don't know if its stats are really that good. I just like the static +20 movespeed aura and active.

>>168416584
aghs

>>168416385
the real takeaway from that image is the page of wins featuring a lc mainer

you can main any hero and gain mmr just look at slacks

>>168416662
>slacks is higher mmr than me
this is what drives me to keep playing this gaem, to get better.

>>168416584
skadi
heart
aghs
satanic
lotus orb

>>168415026

no its what a retarded am says after getting raped by disruptor ulti and call

even after everyone in the team tells him not to go am

>>168416584
>>168416643
Aghs weaver is disgustingly good.

You'll see a lot of weaver's pick up a hurricane pike, which is roughly the same cost and stats, but with the attack range increase. This is a fucking joke compared to the benefits aghs can bring.

That shit will fucking turn EVERY teamfight if used correctly. What does it do again?

16 second cooldown.
1000 radius on allied teammates.
0 fucking mana cost.

The only reason it hasn't been nerfed into the ground is because no le epic pro has made a build with it for shitters to copy/paste.

>>168416605
Aura is good and it has decent stats for a soft support
There are much better items for core, but it can make for strong ganks/initiates if you use its active well
IMO movement speed is the single most important stat in this game, so I like drums, but it's a situational pickup that only really makes sense if you're fighting a lot early.

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Hey faggots. I'm not gay because it's not gay to lust after traps.
I'm not gay alright?
I'm right and you're wrong. Gay people will go to hell in the end because being gay is a sin. Liking traps is not gay.
Templar assassin doesn't have a penis and even if she did, it wouldn't be gay.

>>168416826
This post is pretty gay.

>>168413268

>am in pubs when everyone is just 5manning and memefighting
>ever

get fucked retard

>>168416821
lil has made a pretty strong case for weaver aghs to be nerfed

thank god vp hasnt been in the dumpster

>>168411349

i'd rather white knight for her than for some bimbo stacey

at least there's some honor there

>>168416643
>>168416775
>>168416821
>aghs
gives you more sustain, maybe, but so expensive and won't help if you're chainstunned. Makes more sense on support weaver because of the allied cast. Also remember that level 3 ult already has 0 mana cost.
>heart
shit on anyone who doesn't already have a giant hp pool, and even then it only makes sense against a magic lineup
>skadi
A good item but doesn't really help you in teamfights, which are what this game is all about right now
>satanic
I could see this being pretty good
>lotus orb
lotus goes on every hero

>>168417115
how is a 35% bkb piercing slow bad in teamfights?

Solar Crest + Aghs is 100% winrate on Abaddon, Spirit Breaker, Clockwork, Centaur, Weaver, Viper and Vengeful Spirit.

No meme.

>>168417230
Sorry, should have specified. It's a great item, but I wouldn't grab it and call that my defensive pickup.

>rtz switched to for honor
>singsing "ourguy" switched to for honor

DEAD
GAME

>About to drop some doe on cosmetics
>Game is ded

Holy fuck talk about dodging a bullet

>>168417902
rtz is still on the roster for EG

literally who?

>>168418009
if dota is "dead", what would you consider an alive game?

>>168418009
yea me too

rip

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best streamer coming through

DO NOT GIVE ANY FUCKING MONEY TO THIS FUCKING JEWS AT VALVE UNTIL THIS SHIT GAME IS FIXED RETARDS

>>168417902

they'll get bored of it in 3 days max and we'll be back to normal

its a ubishit game after all

>>168418153
sc2

>>168418419
I wish that was the case, then starcrumpets wouldnt have any reason to shit up our threads

>>168418153
Heroes of the Storm, Overwatch ?

>>168414224
>>168414228
>>168414269

>"NOOOO THIS GAME IS PERFECT"

absolutely reddit-tier posts

>>168418230
i would fuck his gf

>>168418596
Except that we can all agree this game is shit, especially after 7.00.
Some of us have a better understanding of the addiction that's sunk its claws into us than you do. Just try to leave. See what happens.
They always come back.

>>168418753

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFGgJaC5sgI&
>tfw 2lazy to make webm

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>>168418463
>overcuck
>hotshit

>alive gaems

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Is offlane legion still good or nah? what's the build nowadays?

>>168418910
Wait, really? Doto beats Overmeme?
Maybe there's hope for the future after all

>>168419054

yes. overwatch esports are doa

is it finally over for alliance?

>>168419054
It always did and has lmao

>>168419024
Offlane is good. Pure jungle is cancer, but if you hybrid jungle with LC you can maintain lane presence and maybe get some farm for your pos 3/4 as well.

>>168419142
>>168419154
Huh. I just assumed from all the youtube cancer that overwatch spawned it would have a bigger presence on twitch. Nvm, I guess

>>168418869

eh, my last match was 2 months ago. Since then I haven't really noticed missing Dota

Though to be fair I really really REALLY liked Dota pre-7.00. Like, I considered to pre-7.00 dota to be almost a perfect game, so it's more out of respect for the past that I don't play this game anymore.

>>168418910
More like underwatched

>>168419337

you can thank cyka blats and Cheng and Xing Hua

>>168419515
bravo

the viewer count has dropped by another 10k since I posted that, blizz games just dont have the staying power they once did

make dota alive again

>>168419337

>blizz game
>tons of waifus and porn
>ez gameplay and no real depth

it sold well but people got bored fast. blizz made so much money just from sales i dont think they give a shit anymore. also im sure they'll eventually open the floodgates by making it f2p so you can have a team full of shitskins/retarded slavs in every game just like dota

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when dota 2 is gone i will be dancing on its grave

>>168419772
the release was also positioned perfectly with blizzcon to create maximum hype for cosplay

>>168419337
The game is one-dimensional snorefest with no difficulty.
Blizzard tries to force it's artificial esports scene on every game it makes (so far only heartstone caught on). They're marketing geniuses capable of creating hype and know how to polish a turd, but that's about it.

>>168419380
>ywn play 6.88 again
RIP the most balanced, most fun Moba in the past 5 years

>>168419380
I'm just happy that 7.00 killed my dota addiction
still love watching pro dota though

>>168419909
>illusion spam into hg was """"""""balanced"""""""""

>>168419380

i just lost all will to grind mmr trying to git gud these past few months. i still have a lot of fun playing with friends but soloq is just so fucking shit in every way

>>168419883

they can still make good games occasionally. legion is pretty decent and d3 ros too. nowhere close to pre-activision level though

>>168420160
How do I find chill friends to queue with? Keep in mind I'm a social wreck. I usually just muteall in tha games I play.

>>168419337
Never forget heartstone esports game

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>>168414995
ask icefrog to revert back the old reality rift and chaos strike then put the lifesteal somewhere else or change the scaling of reality rift to par with the strength of the old level 1 reality rift

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>it will never be 2013 again
>you will never see el classico again
>dota will never be alive again

>>168420339

i dunno man, i play with irl friends ive played vidya with for 10+ years

>>168420426
watch it on youtube nostalgiashitter

also dota is more alive in every sense than it was in 2013

>>168420403
Don't remind me, I played CK recently, was going to go mid and wreck faces, ended up just getting destroyed due to all the changes, laning against SF didn't help though

Used to be you could just spam soul ring->bolt->rift and they'd be forced to run the fuck away, now it does a lot less damage

>>168420426
Try 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvlfqpe4RdU

Think most of my play style comes from these videos with the fog abuses and tree jukes

>>168420438
>having irl friends who play vidya
I fucking wish. I spent my middle school/teen years in a rural area where video games were generally considered a waste of time. Now I'm in school and all my friends are casual scum who can barely into Lol. I play that with them sometimes, but mostly I play alone.
I don't even play that much, really. I always feel vaguely ashamed if I'm gaming for any length of time. I feel like there's better things I could be spending my time on.
So I guess how do you find irl friends who liek gaems?
also subscribe to my blog please

>>168420565
?

>>168420426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gnnNPElrNQ

>you will never see PIS video for first time again

;(

>>168420989
What?

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>>168420895
how often did you fuck the farmgirl next door?
did you fuck your sister too?

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>>168412297
OOGA BOOGA: the post

>>168421021
>PIS could never play DOTA 2 competitively, full time because he has to take care of his mother

goddamn

>>168421045
I fucked his sister.

>>168412297
The one who's in the cave all day doesn't exist because he wouldn't get to eat

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>>168421505
>>168421021
these feels hit too deep

stop

>>168421574
whose?

>>168421585
yet somehow neet shitters still manage to persevere

>Elder Titan gets +30 Echo Stomp damage as a level 15 talent
>+30
>After Valve cucked the shit out of his ulti damage by taking the physical armor reduction off his ghost's aura, they gave him +30 damage as a level 15 talent
>+30
This hero is actually such fucking garbage since the nerfs.

>>168421045
>farmgirl next door
try farmgirl a 40 minute drive up the mountain, away from civilization
also 0 times, obvs. It's like you didn't even read my tumblr.

>>168422001
>lvl 25 is 1.5 F R E E RAPIERS

>>168422001

it sucks. he was barely relevant for a couple of patches

>>168422201
all that shit surrounding the bug exploitation was unnecessary

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>no esports in sight

>>168422151
I did read it but I hear alot of stories about ruralfags getting laid alot irl

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>>168422357
class in a few hours kid

are there any dota 2 hero romance lore stories
if there aren't, post them here

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>>168422357
>1h 11m 30sec

>>168422370
Tbh I probably could have fugged this one girl, but I was low sex drive and super religious at the time. Still am, kinda. I honestly don't care all that much about being virgin.
I don't think rural kids get any more than anyone else. Maybe it's just less expected of them because of the conservative culture.
>>168422190
>reaching 25 on ET
>ever
this will only be good if this game goes back to half-hour afk farmfests, and even then there are better farmers. ET will never be good again.

>>168422357
d2cl is going on anon!

>>168422674
>c9 wins d2cl
>not invited to next season

lmao

>>168422553
Once upon a time sven saw the Crystal maiden and he was like "damn for an ice magic lady you sure are hot" being the lewd slut that she is Rylai immediarely presented her sopping wet holes to scen. "Wow so this is what a half fish dick feels like" she said as sven reamed her ass and then he came so much that she was shitting semen. The end.

>>168422632
haram

>>168422801
they must have declined to participate

zero reason to invite nip over c9

>>168422904
Replace cm with slark and it's 10/10.
Girls are gay desu

>>168422950

ryze said they did not get invite

>>168422950
https://twitter.com/RyzeDota/status/831663468054999040

>>168423059
>>168423087
that is quite the slap in the face

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will the king ever return?

>>168423087
>>168423059
>>168422950
kill urself reddit

>>168423595
u triggered son?

is lp fixed yet

>>168423595
Its not like I follow ryze, he wrote it yesteday

>>168423595
You can't just call anyone you don't like reddit.

>>168423595
>>>/pol/

>>168423692
>thatswhereyourewrongkiddo.jpg

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>>168423670

>>168422904
>Rylai immediarely presented her sopping wet holes to scen.
got a semi boner

>>168422512
>you fucked up kyle

>>168423519
he's dead bro, confirmed by clq.

How to fix techies:
aghs: blast off is pure damage and pierces immune now

minefield sign: level up skill now
>still makes mines invis
>can place a total of 1/1/2/3 signs
>regens a sign in 65/55/45/35 seconds
>stacks to 3
>lasts 90 seconds

lvl25 talent: +400 blast off damage or +200 remote mine damage

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Shadow Fiend is the most balanced hero in the game and you can't prove me wrong.

>>168423935
when did clq confirm this

>>168424008
Jugg is the most balanced hero, jugg has never been OP in the history of dota

>when your teammate last picks bounty hunter after you've got a treant on your team
>and then decides to turn the safelane into a trilane

Is Earthshaker still shit? I'm not sure what buffing his base HP regen by 0.5 was supposed to do, make him an offlaner or something? His base HP regen is still like a fourth of what Nyx gets at level 1.

should you be able to leave the game in hero select without getting an abandon, but defiantly a time penalty ?

>>168424085
no. this allows for dodging

>>168424085
i would leave whenever someone picks techies so yes

>>168424082
Real trouble is that he got no fast way to farm his dagger safely, and until you got it he's not really any good. With dagger ES is amazing, always

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>>168424008
>>168424046

>>168424082
I played offlane es yesterday. Just because of the long range initiation. I only picked it cuz I was vs sniper and bane and was like, with long range stun I can stop grip or stun sniper. I did pretty ok fast dagger and we stomped. game was 5k avrg

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im in debt to valve, help

>>168424193
He's an okay roamer. Get tranqs and a soul ring and gank.

>>168423519
My brother's friends with him on steam. He doesn't really play anymore.
They talk about /pol/ shit mostly.

>>168424350
alright i'm ending it then

>>168424301
tonight you're gabens gf

>>168424301
collectors are being sent to your house as we post

dota just broke 3 billion matches played

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I'm 5k on EUWEST and there is almost no banter in all chat anymore. everyone is scared of getting reported.

I cant remember the last time I saw a "ggez"

>>168424567
and pudge was in about 1 billion of them

>>168424567
that's an impressive amount of shit, even India would be envious

>>168424639
because everyone is muted

>>168424639
I'm on EUWest and everyone is constatnly shittalking everyone else, do you play with chat disabled or something?

>>168424227
all over 50% are memeback heroes

>>168424639
that's good

>pick am
>get carreid by OD ultying and getting rampage
lel

>moonducktv
how come the council didn't have recent history of the sith?
the council didn't employ spies? they didn't even have to be jedi

how is treant protector balanced

>someone doesnt pick a hero in hero select
>gets randomed IO
>is afk for the beginning of the game
>lose
why does the game not just class people who dont pick as abandons ?

>>168425203
after the moment you click "accept" for your game, you are never supposed to give up till the throne falls. That's valves philosophy. Leaving before that would mean a robbery of fun of the other team

>>168424639
reports are never about banter, they are about flaming your own team

>>168424639

everyone is fucking muted. nobody even flames in chat just spams the chatwheel

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>>168425108
>sentry
>dust
>hero abilities
>gem

people act like its so hard to spend 100-200 gold to secure a kill on an invisi hero.

Also when someone calls another a pussy for using shadow blade i'm liek ?????

>>168425364
>ruing the fun for one team is much better then just making everyone queue up again

>>168425634
nig 91 damage lvl one what is that shit

>>168425634
https://twitter.com/JohnWickMovie/status/825851539986096128

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>>168425634
i want to make love to that pizza

>>168425648
fuck valve. Just quit playing dude. watch esports and let the pros suffer. It's not for us

>>168425634
but killing an invis support like riki only gives you 150 gold. So you actually spend more money trying to see him than you actually get for killing him

>>168425776
>1.9 BAT

>>168426060
doesnt account for aoe assist gold or factor in that by killing riki you slow his progression

>>168426060
>>168421515

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GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>168426395
doesn't account for the fact that you won't get a perfect 1 kill per sentry either
I see people going completely ham on sentries all the time, it's a waste

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>>168426060

>>168426640
totally agree with that point. I love watching opposing supports pouring all their resources into sentries when playing a pos 4 riki.

dust exists though

>>168426395
no because if you hunt him down, he's creating space for his team

>>168426742
you're a riki mainer

>>168426524
riki is not a badass cute girl.

>slacks fiancee doesn't want to think too hard
I'm am not surprised at all

>>168426630

>fat
>bald
>career will be dead once dota loses popularity

gg

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>>168426825
missing the point this hard
heres a picture of (YOU)

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>>168426904
>tfw fiancee hates video games
>tfw tried to show her Dota but she said it looked dumb

>>168427103
HEY RTa, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY RIKI. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I MAX BACKSTAB LIKE YOU BACKSTABBED EG, SMOKESCREEN SO THEY MISS ME LIKE EG MISS YOU 70% OF THE TIME, OR PERMANET INVISIBILITY SO I COULD DISAPPEAR LIKE YOU DISAPPEARED FROM EG

>>168427305
why do you care about dota now that you've had sex?
DON'T GET MARRIED IN 2017 YOU STUPID FUCK

Who is the best support hero?

>>168427478
>why do you care about dota now that you've had sex?

Because both are fun

>>168427478
because the feel of winning an 80 minute base race is the closest thing to sex ive ever experienced

>DON'T GET MARRIED IN 2017 YOU STUPID FUCK

prolly gonna be next summer at the earliest

all this normie talk is going to trigger the resident neetshitters of /d2g/

>>168427701

why would anyone get married unless theyre a christcuck or some shit

>>168427701
just do an unofficial marriage, getting married is for the poor so they can get taxed a bit less anywho

remember when dota is fun and chaotic at the same time?

>>168427701
>>168427674
but this game is shit. Why would you care about it after sex?

>>168427951
No

>>168428036
after you nut you're not as interested in sex.

Gotta do something else until you can have sex again.

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>current year
>getting married.

>>168428036
>>168427478

are there people this virgin in this thread or am i being memed

our guy singsing is streaming his soloq games

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>>168427951
no

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>>168428256

>>168428289
adelaide?

>>168428386

you dont need any of those to have sex though

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>>168428360
>graph stops at 2000 hours
sweet summer-child..

>>168428172
it only takes 30 minutes to get a hard on again after nutting. I never had sex but you probably function that way too. 30 minutes isn't usually long enough to finish a dota match especially if you factor in the 5 minutes of queue and 45 mins of gameplay unless you get cheese stomped.
If I was you, I would have sex instead of playing dota. You're stupid desu

>>168428563
you need to leave your house to meet women or have the income to afford a prostitute

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>>168428360
patch 7 killed dota 2
reddit is largely responsible too

>>168428587
what kind of idiot would play after 2000 hours without going pro?

>>168428738
I played 12000 hours until I quit

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>>168428738

>>168428738
people manage to play League for more that 3000 hours without ever being able to be above average

What the fuck are you doing PPD

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How do we fix this worthless "upgrade" of an item

>>168429043
>>168428898
>>168428884
the kindest thing gaben has done is place a counter to count the time you've wasted on his games. There's a moment when you're supposed to look at it, be ashamed of wasting so much time you could have spent learning a useful skill to make money with, and then uninstall.

haha time to watch ppd get rekt again

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>>168429186
The draft master, you just dont understand it.

>>168429282

just add some extra ms to it

>>168429282
make it rainbow and give it the ability of all boots

>>168429282
make it so it disables turn rate when in inventory, and also gives you max speed (soft cap of 550)

>>168429530
broken af tier

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>>168429330
how is she so perfect?

>>168429880
being 31 years old has it's perks i guess

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if d2g is dead why is it on page 1

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>>168429880
Wish I knew anon, i want to marry her.

>>168429985
if people can have lots of sex in their free time, why do they play dota?

>>168429282
Nothing needs to be changed about it

>>168430089
sex requires a willing partner and even if you're married the other person isn't always available/willing

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>>168430007
She´s mine already dude
Sorry

>disable my filter for the true 4chin experience
>sheever posters are suddenly visible
fuck

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who /student/ here

>>168430176
change your girl then. Easy.

Dota also requires 9 willing partners and it's not even fun because you lose half the time.

>>168430386
>t. someone who's never been in a real relationship

>>168430386
>half
look at mister TI winner over here

>>168430386
flesh is weak

you cant have sex for 8 hours straight so you have to occupy the time with something

>>168430521
>you cant have sex for 8 hours straight
low energy

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>>168429880
It's called make-up and good lighting.

team freedom is so fucking shit their only player that isnt completely terrible is a literal peruvian

>>168430583
stfu cokie

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>>168430521
>you can't have sex for 8 hours straight
low test fag detected
real women want to bang for 7 hours at the very least, step up ur game senpai

>>168430715
is that what your waifu told you in your imagination?

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>>168430593
No anon, she is perfect at all times. I want to get her pregnant before her eggs go bad.

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>>168428587

>>168430583
The only way you're having sex for 8 hours is if it's some sort of Stingesque tantric sex

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>>168430865
its what your mom told me last night
LUL

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>>168430593
>good lighting

>>168430992
my mom is ded anon

hope you enjoyed your necrophilia

>>168429880
nootropics, nutritional supplements, weed, the wim hof metod, hot yoga and a ketogenic vegan paleo diet

>>168430210
>>168430007
>>168429880

Someone Post IT, already