/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

shitters

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>>168341512

>>168341512
Y'all niggas got hoodwinked

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Post your favorite muscle cars!

>>168342002
Ruiner is my musclefu

>>168342397
post yours then you fat nerd

>>168342002
Phoenix a best
>>168342397
t. super car user

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Why u havent bought a 2nd yacht yet??

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worst grill

Do you guys have any tips for the car source missions where the car is actually moving? For example the joyrider or the race curcuit

>>168345278
>here we see one of the more convoluted forms of reproduction among the mansex species

>>168345742
Snipe the fucker.

>>168345850
This. Everything else will do way too much damage to the car.

>>168345742
I usually just drive right next to the driver and shoot him with the AP Pistol right in the head. That results in 2k damge at most. Which is nothing really.

>>168342397
fagget

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>sourcing a car from a photo shoot
>park the car to the side to fight off the people
>shoot down a helicopter
>the helicopter Remains land on the car that was park way out of the way
>24k damage
>put the car out of its suffering
NPCs are something else in this game

>>168347664
I swear this shit is intentional. I have never seen helicopter wreckage landing on top of cars as reliably as in those fucking missions.

blater

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>>168343107
I sense a connection

I SAY, I SAY WILL WE GET BLOWN AWAY

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>>168347664
Either this happens or the fire from the explosions spreads to your car and start racking up damage costs extremely fast

>>168348361
Youth brigade is still one of the best bands from the game.

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>>168342002
My Vice City babe

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>>168348443

>>168342002
Besides the Drift Tampa, which isn't really muscle, which other muscle can drift well?

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>>168348361
UN DOS TRES CUATRO

DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU

DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU

DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU

>>168340960
>"Hey, it's Lest... ehm, JT! Ooh, we got trouble at work. Get over there or you'll lose product."

Also:
>The audio wave container and text key files for LJT are named "bples" and "bplesau", which stand for "Biker Lester" and "Biker Lester Audio" respectively.

>>168349880
Virgo Classic, Sabre Turbo, and Buccaneer can though the latter two are a bit tricky. Also Moonbeam but that's a van.

>>168347664
>>168347878
The enemies that come after you in those missions spawn according to the position of the car and home in on it, rather than the player. Look at how helicopters come in at a billion kilometers per hour and attempt to hover as close as possible above the car. All the while peppering you with just enough bullets to destroy your body armour, or to kill you outright if they're in a Buzzard with their bullshit swiveling miniguns.

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You. Yes, you right there.

Post picture of your character right now.

>>168349667

>tries to make vice city car in GTA
>doesn't add the blower to it

you. fucked. up.

>>168351157
The blower looks like shit as compared to Vice City's, it's also oversized and its butterflies don't flutter like VC's either.

Better stick with a hood bulge that doesn't make the car look like a mistake.

>>168353243
For what reason?

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>>168351106
post shower pictures

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>>168341512

>>168351106
Always the same retard doing this. Your character looks like every other god damn character.

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>>168351106

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>>168343107
>>168348357

>>168345278
how do you move so slowly on the manchez?

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>>168354419
You can't just say something is shit without explaining why, faggot.

How are they all the same character if people are using different parents and hairstyles for their toons?

>>168355392
Your character looks gay as fuck with those lips, they seem so fucking off it's impossible to not notice them in a facial picture.
The eyebrows are for queers.

>how are they all the same
according to my post
>they all look the same

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>>168351106

no bully plox

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>>168351106

>>168347664
When you get those sources kill the guys in the car, and kill the passenger in the helicopter. The pilot in the helicopter being alive prevents the rest of them from respawning, all he does is angrily fly towards you and occasionally kill himself on billboards.

>>168355693
It's the Rockstar Editor being buggy in this update when it comes to mouth animations, stop being such a faggot about something as minor as this.

You still didn't specify how they look the same either, so speak up or I'll just consider you as a bitchy autist with too much time on his hand.

>>168355693
So in other words you have no real critiques and are just simply talking shit for the sake of talking shit.

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>>168351106

>>168359282
L O N D O N

https://youtu.be/UBH_ealsT0o

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>>168342002
>>168342289
signed

Is there any way at all to make filling a large warehouse go any faster?

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>>168351106

>>168361370
>>168345479

>>168360972
Yeah try doing vehicle cargo missions

>Fucking weed warehouse
>Fucking slow restocking
>Fucking LJT

Will I actually miss my weed warehouse if I just delete it?

Seems to make no sense when I have vehicle warehouse and access to VIP missions

>>168362397
Weed and docs are nearly worthless.

Meth, coke, and cash; in descending order of value, are the only warehouses worth delivering for, let alone upgrading.

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>>168362594

Thats all I needed to know thanks... I feel like im wasting my time for meager returns and LJT is getting right up my nose with his bullshit

Freeeeee

>>168362397
>Delete it

How?

>>168363016

Shut it down

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>>168345479
I can concede when it comes to joaci and her clones.
However, unless you have a fetish for the sameface ugly asians in shit glasses or the tiny faced weirdos with short hair, you are objectively wrong.

I won't even entertain the idea that you might actually get off on all the wide jawed legit manfaced trannies running around the game.

>tfw insulting half the girls in gtag
deal with it ugos

>>168363069
You can't trade say, a document forgery business for a meth lab, can you?

>>168364053
Nope

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i
i just wanted a haircut

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>>168364206
SHIT

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this is fine

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>>168364873

>>168362756
Unless you're way into RP, imports are THE way to make good emone desu.

>>168362756
you're not wasting your time. biker businesses are good for passive income

>>168356391
>playing on sega dreamcast

>>168366553
Yeah I tried running GTA on my laptop once and made a few screenshots and I was too lazy to make a new one for my character

>>168345278
amazing daddy

could servers down I paid money for THIS

young hearts be free tonight, time is on your side

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So I shut my weed warehouse down and LJT rings me twice in a row

Someone please assure me this cunt will fuck off permanently and that was just a bug. LJT was the primary reason I shut it down

>>168371517
You need at least one bar of supplies in said business before shutting it down to silence LJT

>>168371517
You're gonna carry that weight.

>>168371650
>>168371669
forever

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>>168371763

I hope your fucking with me right now

>"guess who I just spoke to hmm, the grow house..."

*hang up*

THERE WAS NOONE IN THERE. I CHECKED YOU RAGING AUTISTIC FUCK. RRRREEEEEEEE

>>168372090
He's talking about the building. LJT is a retard hobo who managed to get your number and spams you when he thinks of pickling his ass cheeks.

>>168372090
dude calm down and have a bowl

>>168372297
D

U

D

E

>>168372272
No, LJT is Lester roleplaying and finding new ways to annoy you.

>>168372417
Hot!

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>>168372272
>>168372297

>>168372417
I don't get why he's hiding behind the LJT moniker. It's not like we've never worked with Lester before. Did he really drop his spaghetti that hard with the picnic?

>>168372603
It's because Lester is paranoid as fuck and wants to put up that facade so the feds don't track him down.

>>168372603
He is probably bored and felt like pretending he was a tough guy.

>tfw all the exhausts on the Nero are nice

fuk

>>168373325
nice

>>168373405
fuk

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>>168373490
WITH ME SUBLIMINALLYYYYYY

WANT YOU TO MAKE ME FEEL

>When you have no money, everything's free
Might as well fill my vehicle warehouse I guess.

Is it just me or are the servers really shitty today? Selling vehicles is buggy as fuck.

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>>168376915
>tfw you try to sell cars and the game eats them all

>>168377119
>alcoholism.png

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>>168377896
you said that in the last thread but it isn't that, anon!

>>168379115
Trust me son. We both know where this ends up.

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>that feeling of horror as he realizes he's about to get Raided

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>>168379447
you don't even know anon

>>168381187
Some people have very serious problems.

>>168381457
the art is just very good anon

>>168381639
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

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>>168381883
it's just cute girls doing cute things
like gtag goes all the time

>>168382015
I was less creeped out by Gyo, which is really saying something.

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>>168380645
Need a Raider montage set to blaster master music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQv0GhjIn2Q

Is the bravado yugo classic worth getting?
Does anyone here use any of the vans?

>>168384298
I enjoy it. I'm a bit bitter about it not having the option for surfboards on the roof though.

>>168384298
It's a fun van, and I'd also recommend trying the Paradise. I drive mine around when I'm working for a CEO, and passengers open the side doors to shoot. Some vans like the Burrito open from the back. With full armor and bulletproof tires, they can withstand a lot of gunfire.

>>168384478
Waterbed vans when?

>>168384298
one of the fastest in its class for races (if anyone even does those anymore) so i say go for it

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>>168382590
Rest in peace, you wonderful machine.
You were too beautiful for this world.

I don't care what the next patch is about, I just want Rockstar to give us a new automatic pistol. I'm bored of using the AP.

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i haven't played since late 2015, has there been any new heists? any of the new shit cool or fun? is pacific standard with friends still the best way to make money?

>>168388282
No new heists. They added the option to buy an office and become a CEO, which allows you to hire other players and do jobs, and also buy warehouses to sell crates or cars.
Right now doing CEO shit (specially if it involves warehouses) is the best way to make money.

>>168388461
thanks anon

would people who work for me ie friends in the company be able to make money off the stuff as well or only the ceo makes real money off of it?

>>168388615
They get paid 5k every 10 minutes or so and each time they help you with the warehouse shit I think they get 500 bucks added to that, so if you grind those things they can end up getting paid 10k every 10 minutes. The game pays them so you don't lose any money.
That said, the raise is the only thing they get out of helping you with the warehouse jobs while selling a top-class car can net you up to 100k in 20 minutes or so.
Aside from that, you can do VIP jobs, in which everyone in your organization gets paid. Most of them give you a reward of 20-25k so they are quite profitable and extremely easy to grind.

>>168343663
What do you do with yachts in the first place?

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>>168351106

>>168388839
sorry for all the questions but would us each having our own company where we're basically solo ceos be more viable for money or would it be better to just have one person making more money but the rest able to help out with missions for quicker payouts from the jobs?

>>168388973
Sit on them and be proud of all the money you didn't waste on silly things like cars or guns, but instead bought yourself a $6-10mil apartment that doesn't even have a garage.

>>168389401
or heist planning room

>>168389369
Each of you being a CEO would be more profitable, thoug there are certain VIP jobs that you can't do without having a certain number of people in your organization.
Even so, most CEO-related things can be done solo with little trouble. I'm an autist who has done most of it alone so I can guarantee it.
The only problem with this is that being a CEO requires you to buy an office and the cheapest office costs 1 million. You'll also need to buy warehouses and/or vehicle warehouse and the cheapest warehouse costs 200k while the cheapest vehicle warehouse costs 1,5 million if I'm not wrong.
My advice is that you do the VIP jobs with your friends since everyone gets the same money from them and after grinding them for a while (Headhunter+Sightseer can grant you 50k in less than 30 minutes) you use it to buy warehouses while your friends buy an office.

>>168388973
Cry yourself to sleep for wasting millions in useless shit

>>168389369
>>168389463
>>168389707
Truly the most patrician way to play the game.

>>168389663
alrighty thanks for all the info anon

>>168389772
No problem.
If you can grind as much as you can right now because CEO offices are 50% off till the 16 and I think both types of warehouses are 25% off too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOMWNgejuP

goodnight gtag

>>168351401
why does vice have better art design with 1millionth of the pixels than gta5?

>>168341512
Anyone got a link for the Discord?

>>168390690
https://discord.gg/4CFAn

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>>168385209
Fucking never. I'd be happy with a variant of the surfer that is more than two fucking seater.

>>168386762
I remember you'd drive that puppy everywhere. Damn versatile.

sc: Dissentia
please invite

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>>168390513
Your link is broken. Here, sleep well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AroVGt6teiQ

How hard is it to do a solo crate sell with multiple vehicles? Assuming I'm in solo session would it be the same as with one or will AI attack the vehicles I'm not driving?

>>168388973

Appreciate the finer things in life, and with hundreds of millions to burn it's a drop in the bucket.

What is the Drift King car? Elegy Retro, Sultan RS or Futo?

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>>168351106

>>168397535
Futo has the maddest angles but it's a bitch to keep in line, Sultan is easier to control but that stability makes it kind of tame, Retro is just too planted to get anything impressive, for both the AWD cars most of the time you just end up with kind of wimpy powerslides.

>>168398029
She doesn't look old enough to wear an outfit like that.

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>>168351106

>>168394119
Afaik they only come after the one you're driving

>>168390663
Logically speaking, Rockstar used to be a smaller team with less intervention from big publishers back then, so art and aesthetic was unique because their goal was easy to achieve.

Nowadays, Rockstar is taking shortcuts on the art and narrative to save as many shekels as possible all thanks to how greedy Taketwo is. Like, look at most of the classic muscle cars and lowriders in the game, they share the exact same modification options since it's cheaper to recycle models, even if they look out of place.

Due to the popularity of Online, I assure you that GTA VI will be even more watered down than GTA V as Rockstar will prioritize GTAO 2.0 over making masterpieces in the same respect as Vice City and San Andreas.

>>168398029
nice 8 head lad

>>168355186
Just pull the trigger a tiny little bit and give it a little tap and release every so often, if your front wheel is coming down then as daft as it sounds, ease off the gas. The slower you go, the higher the front wheel comes up.

>>168394119
I have never been attacked while selling crates with land vehicles. The only event that can occur is an attack after you delivered all of them, but that one is easy to fend off by yourself.

SC nickname is Dat_Pip_Boy sent request to gtag pc only crew, pls respond.

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I miss the biker update.
Shit was comfy as fuck.

>>168403284
Best update
you could finally get stahlhelms to finish that nazi cosplay

>>168399973
I completely disagree.

RockStar's attention to detail has nothing but increased with every iteration of GTA as the technology has gotten better.

I hate to link to one of those sensationalized IGN clickbait articles, but it's just the first one to come up in a quick Google search:

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/09/30/100-little-things-in-gta-5-that-will-blow-your-mind

IMO the streets of GTA are some of the most impressive art I've ever seen in a game. The way the road is a patchwork of different types of asphalt/concrete. The tar lines that fix the pavement cracks. Potholes have unique 3D geometry and cracking. Curbs are sometimes painted, broken, or dirty. Unused roads have grass growing through the cracks. Pavement marks vary in intensity for higher traffic areas. etc. etc.

You're full of shit if you believe they're taking shortcuts on art.

Motorcycle Import/Export when? I'm tired of driving shitty ass Supers/Sports Classics.

>>168405131
>MCs having an equivalent to Import/Export

Even if it has LJT, sign me the fuck up

>>168404951
WHY CAN'T I STALK LEGENDARYMOTORSPORTS AGAIN ON LIFEINVADER TO GET ANOTHER 10% OFF AFTER I GOT WIPED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>168405097

couldnt agree more

>>168392016
Gotcha. Welcome. Don't grief crew.

>>168402991
Gotcha. Welcome. Don't grief crew.

I'm having a lot of fun playing Vice City.

The fucking 80's man.. timeless.

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Rate each game.

>>168407516

Thank you! will make sure not too.

>>168372090
I bet your ingame name starts with a C.

>>168407930
>No helicopter in the top left of the Online artwork

>>168407930
GTA: 5/10
London: 6/10
GTA2: 7/10
Advance: 2/10
CW: 8/10

GTA3: 7/10
VC: 9/10
SA: 10/10
LCS: 7/10
VCS: 6/10

GTA4: 8/10
TLaD: 6/10
TBoGT: 10/10
GTA5: 9/10

>>168407930
Best graphics: GTA V
Best gameplay: GTA IV
Best story: GTA IV
Best soundtrack: Vice City
Most popular/played: San Andreas

IV wins.

>>168407930
Chinatown Wars is not a 2D game though. It's a 3D game in topdown view, or isometric.

>>168409372
So are all the other 2D games
You can go up and down in all the 2D titles

>>168407930

I'll rate what I've played:

SA>VC>3

V>IV

Overall:

SA>V>VC>IV>3

>>168409940
Yeah but cars/people in the early titles are sprites.

>>168410079
So are they in chinatown wars
Look at the people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLnIlelh-EI
Gta 2 also is 3d, just Top down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kqsge1k5J4

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>>168407714
my nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYVjDcaiD20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u02tycroA30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_o8sB3Haw

>>168407714
Are you running any mods?

I fired it up for the first time on PC last week. Rendering at 4K then downsampling with DSR to 1080p.

The game looks surprisingly good, but the controls are a bit wonky and the pop in is very noticeable.

>>168410840
"Reborn" pack from Steam guides.

It includes SilentPatch (essential), widescreen fix and SkyGfx (adds missing stuff from PS2).

Crank up AA through your graphic's card device and the game looks great, especially at night when all the neon lights go on.

Why do my Friends dont Play insurence if they Blow Up my vehicles?

>>168411271
Yes.

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>try to join MC club, too poor to establish one on my own
>every time
>every single fucking time these faggot leaders with their faggot faces just dick around, are AFK, or kill other players instead of GETTING CASH AND LEADING THEIR FUCKING CLUB LIKE THEY SHOULD
FUCKING NUKE THESE FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>168411330
Thanks Paco.

>>168411401
Si Ese

>>168411182
Cool, thanks.

I assume you're using KBM? I was kinda disappointed I couldn't use my 360 controller.

>>168351106
Your character looks like fucking Vinny from Vinesauce.

>>168411593
I see it too, now that you mention it. How's he doing? I haven't watched any of their streams in a couple of years.

>>168410681
>forgetting the best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ZPSxHgKmw

>>168411481
I use KBM but you can use a controller, the pack includes GInput or something.

>>168411685
Better than he was a few years ago. Infinitely less depressed (if depressed at all), making music, happier, arguably funnier. Still has a baby face despite being like 32 or 33.

>>168411760
>forgetting the best one
>he also forgets the best one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxvXrDFHjgs

>>168412026
But that's not Michael Jackson - Billie Jean

>>168411975
Good to hear. I was worried about him for a while when he lost his job.

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Post comfy screenshots.

>>168411337
Ask to join one of ours, people rarely ask for supply runs because we all know how much they suck.

I would let you run those things as much as you want.

>>168412305
Well, what's the fastest way to make money in an MC club instead of runs? And aren't MC clubs session-only? As in, you're removed once you leave the session?

>>168412370
Also I'm a poor faggot who plays on PS4.

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>>168412264

>>168412370
If you don't have any money to buy a vehicle warehouse and office, try selling coke/meth for other players (a 5-bar run gives us around 30-50k each for helping) or VIP work for CEOs (which is like 20-25k for 3 minutes).

Once you have the ability to buy yourself the cheapest office and the cheapest vehicle warehouse, you can start pumping money by yourself. This should be your first priority to save money for.

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>>168412493
>1440x900

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>>168412760
I'm downscaling my screenshots so they have proper AA

>>168412727
VIP work? How do I get paid for that? Doesn't the CEO get paid instead? Also, how do I convince my CEO to do VIP work instead of the other missions?

>>168412908
CEO work is either searching for cargo crates (you get your usual wage iirc) or searching a car, which people don't do in groups since the searched vehicle is only 1 at most.
VIP work is kind of an "ability" to start a special mission by the CEO. For example Headhunter (often named HH) has the goal of killing 4 targets across LS, which is done pretty fast in a buzzard, and nets everyone the same payment.
Usually, "good" CEOs in random lobbies switch around between cargo runs (which pay you less, but benefit them more) and HH (which pays you more, but less to them) to keep the morale up.

All in all, once you have an office and vehicle warehouse yourself, you can literally just farm cars and sell them by yourself and make 7 digits per day easily.

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>>168412264
>dat social club compression

Still my favorite shot.

>>168405131
You can always jack cars and the occasional bike for Simeon :^)

>>168414701
Simeon isn't real anymore go away.

>>168414701
I'd rather jack myself and have a little more to show for it.

>players join your heist setup
>leave immediately
For what purpose?

>>168414869
Emphasis on little.

>>168415564
A healthy diet helps. It's weird to notice a difference in volume after eating junk food for a few days.

requesting acceptance into the gtag pc crew - sc name - Rendroken

>>168415873
Re-read the OP my dude.

>>168416205
did i something? i'm in the crew now and my profile is public

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>>168412264

Is it possible at all to make money on gta through the mobile/a mobile app of some sort?

We might want to add the constantly updated sheet regarding vehicle stats to the OP, pretty handy.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit

i have not played since 2013 what is the best way to make money in this game? did they ever add heists? what is the best vehicle in the game

>>168417251
They added heists, they're kinda old now and people just do CEO and MC stuff.
Best vehicle is the new Bugatti

>>168415289
They think it's the actual heist maybe?

>>168417620
Then they're double fags.

What? You're too good for 20k? None of them even take time apart from Insurgent and Post Op.

>>168418187
I don't mind the setups, I just don't like the high failure rate with random players.

>>168418471
Well none of you fags commit when I post in the thread.

how is gtag still alive

gta online is boring as fuck now

>>168417620
I don't even blame them for leaving unless it's the finale. Most of the time when you play a setup with someone they'll not invite you for the next one anyway unless they're people you know

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>>168418734
Speak for yourself, anon.

I still have tons of fun and play almost every day.

What's a super speedy car that isn't too fast? I have a T20 with upgrades and every time I hit a bump or the road goes from slightly uphill to flat I end up taking off and it's kind of annoying.

>>168419125
Try the Voltic. It's fast on the acceleration but pretty low top speed. It's a fun cruiser and it's silent.

>>168419125
I like how the Tyrus drives. I'd buy one if it wasn't stupidly expensive.

>>168419125
666

>>168410681
>I
>I LIVE AMONG THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT

Hnnggggggg

>>168419125
Get one of the models of Schafter V12.
It's gratifying to drive and quite manageable around town but it has an impressive top speed if you give it room to stretch its legs.

>>168419125
The T20 is just about the easiest super to drive, so I might suggest learning to drive it.

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/gtag/, name and describe the next gta online update

Sports & recreation

This update introduced sports to Los Santos, both professional and amature.

Players will now get a chance to start up one of 5 sport teams (baseball, basketball, hockey, football, and soccer) in Los Santos. The player will have the option of being the star player, or have a more hands off approach running the club subsiding off merchandising and passive income.

Teams will start in shitty alleyways and on street corners, eventually working their way to stadiums.

There will be sources of income for all kinds of players, including fixing matches to throw your team's games, or assaulting upposing team's players to gain an edge in an upcoming match, or just becoming a star athlete and winning the championship

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large

>>168419125
If you have to ask, I'm assuming you're either a newer player or someone who's "living paycheck to paycheck", spending every red cent you earn from heists and jobs to get car upgrades/clothes.

In any case, the smartest move is to save your money until you can buy an office. Once you have ceo and can do crates and vehicles, you should have no problem raking in high 6 figures every night with only a few hours of play. After that you can buy whatever you want. But you need the ceo stuff first, become you buy anything else. The t20 is a good car, it's now your daily driver. Don't upgrade, git gud and save your money

>>168410303
is this still the best Rifle?

>>168419982
i wanna be iverson

lf l'm not a 12 year old is this shitta a good time? it's on sale both in Steam and Xbox.

l played the story on PS3 and the online was retarded.

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>>168423324
Online has come a long way since dedgen. It's still a mess, but there are actually fun things to do now, and if you join GTAG then it can actually be pretty damned entertaining.

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>we still haven't purged the furshits from the crew

>>168424990
>nobody wants to recommend me to rank up

>>168419125
I suggest learning where the bumps and hills are that you need to avoid or let off the gas a bit early for. Having a car that can go fast doesn't mean you have to floor it everywhere all the time, but when you need it to go fast it's good to have. Practice, anon.

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>>168403284
Wow, my wolfsbane. I sold that thing ages ago, now I kinda miss it.

>>168423771
Oshi, I remember this.

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do we have any slavs in gtag?

>>168424990
Purge yourself; Problem solved.

The Nightshade needs a better front end in a big way.

There's good news for people who pirated GTAV and want to play online.

Program is called FiveReborn, which allows multiplayer. Initially it allowed multiplayer without R* login, however they tried to limit the network to non-pirates only by asking for R* login. This however can be bypassed by downloading a separate patched DLL.

So for all the cracked GTAV friends out there, there's HOPE.

>>168426282
lol

>>168425625
Maybe.

>>168425981
nys furshit

>>168426712
they better not squat like western spies,blyat

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>>168426282
>going through all of this trouble
>excluding yourself from the main playerbase
>playing on near empty reborn servers

All to save $30. It's quite comical.

>>168426282
>buy game
>get banned because no anti cheat at all
>fivereborn
>dont get banned because it supports servers

>>168427209
>near empty

>play R* server
>have to rejoin couple of times to get >4-5 players


>play on fivereborn
>you can host your own server
>you can join 3rd party servers
>you see a list of servers to join

I'll take the later

>>168426802
I don't get it. If you're unhappy just leave. If GTAG has changed from what it used to be then I'm sorry, but you can never go back home. It's time for you to move on.

are public freeroam lobbies still littered with hackers

>>168428418
Hell yeah

CREW
ONLY
LOBBIES
WHEN
?????

>>168429243
2070,when gta 12 comes out

>>168429243
FUCKING
NEVER
THEY'RE
THE
MOST
BORING
EXPERIENCE

>>168428408
>LET THE REFUGEES IN, LEAVE YOUR LAND

stfu furcuck

>>168430184
we all know that you secretly watch furry pron,anon

>>168430184
You're so triggered you think 3 people in a crew who get off to different stuff than you is an analog to refugees over running a country... It's time for you to move on because this is pretty sad.

>>168430784
>being a degenerate

>>168431034
Tell me more, furshit

>>168431195
What's more to tell, friend? You are on the floor screaming and throwing a tantrum. I am standing here embarrassed by you.

>its a redditors sperging out episode

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>>168431195

>>168431618
>autism
aaaaaand you've officially lost the "argument". Last time I'll offer you this advice but you need to go take some time off. You are so mad at nothing.

>>168432226
aaaaaaand you ignored the question. Don't let the door hit you on the tail.

I am rich and famous, in every session i recruit atleast 4-5 poorfaggs and run the bussines. I feel bad for friendless randoms, they cant make bussines profitable.

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>>168432434

>>168432632
>of all the flavors, you choose to be salty

Bentley, is that you?

>>168432568
>other friends are lvls 150-300 with loads of dosh from pac standart glitching and dont wanna help
>13 millions in total for crates and import\export done solo
Still fine for me,i guess

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>>168432710
nah,just some random asshole,browsing dem internets

>>168433021
>haha so salty
>tumblr
>don't be so mad man
>furshit

What else am I missing?

>>168433153
dank memes and basic understanding of how internet imageboards work i guess

When will shitters like Cat be kicked?

>>168433851
>wanting to kick Cat
>not furshits

purge urself

>>168433967
>Implying I don't want both gone
kys Cat

If i buy coke lockup in other place will my upgrades for it remain?

>all this shitposting about furshit when there haven't been any images or discussion of said furshit posted in months

It's quality bait, I'll give it that.
Where's that "STOP TALKING ABOUT PANCAKES" image when I need it?

>>168434285
triggered furfag detected

>>168434285
>furshit still talking

It's almost like they're wanting attention.

>>168432854
Yes Yes but i am talking about MC

>>168434209
No u have to buy them again

>>168434519
well,i havent touched their business at all
not fan of getting 400k in 5 hours and LJB on phone 24\7, when i can go 700k-1 mill in same time (if i survive the boring grinding of course and bothered by assistant only because i dont have office garage)

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>>168430183

>Valentine's day event lasts 2 weeks
For what purpose? By the time it ends it will be march

>awarded 250000 for fuck all
???

>>168435150
So we can get double cash in modes that normally pay a quarter what they should to make them worthwhile.

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Does this guy have no shame?

>>168438152
Can't wait for them to be out of business.

>>168435150
Update fodder. I doubt there's going to be an actual updates with new content anymore leading up to RDR2 launch so they're stretching it as much as they can to keep a few people playing and buying Shark Cards.

>>168438152
He gets paid.

Why would he be ashamed of getting paid to play some game?

Cant host a fucking job or play it alone

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>>168412264

>>168439357
Why do people feel ashamed of being prostitutes?

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>>168412264
Taxis are comfy.

>>168440842
Social stigmata

>>168440972
Stigma. Stigmata are marks resembling the suffering of Jeezus Chrust.

>>168440972
>oh geez my hands are bleeding
>must be the patriarchy again

>>168441127
I know what I said you filthy nonbeliever

>>168441492
I don't get it. Are you talking about the late 90s film with Patricia Arquette?

>>168440883
No they aren't.
I have tried for years to get the achievement associated with owning the company and doing a fare, but they never fucking call.

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>>168342002
my own

>>168442843
Would wash and wax.

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>>168442843
>those mirrors

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>>168443047
thanks boss. i love it so much. every day i get into it and think "man i'm so glad i bought this"

as soon as the warrantys are all up im throwing a supercharger in it

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>come off the road slightly
>sand/grass
>speed instantly halved

>>168442843
would kick the mirrors/10

>>168426216
I slightly agree, it looks too fancy for a muscle. Like it belongs on a Benz. I also can never figure out a fucking color for the car either.

>>168444812
you have to go back

>>168442843
>Illinois

Greetings from Peoria.

>>168443187
>>168443047
I'm considering buying a Ruiner irl.

>>168442843
>>168445814
Schaumburg here

>>168419982
Something based off this:
http://www.maxim.com/rides/untold-story-randy-lanier-indy-500-star-and-drug-smuggler

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Two degrees

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>>168445258
Sunset red looks good to me.

>>168419982
>/gtag/, name and describe the next gta online update
GTAVI please

>>168442843
>sox fan
>challanger
you disgust me in every way.

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Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.

>>168446815
Hobo posting?

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>>168445258
I see what you mean, but then again it's based off the 1970-73 Camaro, which had a similar front end.

I think it's the fact that it has 2 headlights per side as supposed to a headlight and smaller turning light like the real thing.

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Give me one reason why I shouldn't.

PLEASE

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>>168446815
wee woo wee woo racist islamophobe bigot
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

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>>168447119
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>168447221
you should get the GT first if you don't already have it, if you do then go for it.

>>168447321
The GT's uglier though.

>>168447389
Stop being a faggot.

>>168447389
gt a cute

>>168446115
challengerfriend here. im from wheaton

>>168446751
may sound super fucking gay but i don't care..

dont even watch sports. only have the sox plates because they are black and white plates looked awful on the car

Quick!

Name all 110 of your cars?
You do have all your garages full, right nigga?
You do have 2 x80's, on in Protoman and one in Megaman colours right?

Bonus points if you have a third X80 in Bass colours.

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.

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>>168452825
what is a protoman?

>>168454993
Ok, for real, no joking, no memes.

You can't be serious, right?

>>168455083
I never bothered playing the gta v single player so I don't know.

>>168419982
dude in that photo looks like a gray alien lol

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>>168443314
>Crab grass
>120 to a dead stop in less than seven inches

>>168446557
She kinda looks like Jason's girlfriend from far cry 3

>>168453682
He's going to live longer than you are, you obese fuck.

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>>168454993
Literally what are they teaching you kids in school these days?

>>168456857
So I was right then? Cool.

>>168447389
DELET THIS

>>168457416
>I bet your canadian

Stupid, republican (no difference, I know), fat, AND you have shitty grammar.

wew lad

>>168456663
>megaman
oh, I don't really play anything nintendo.

>>168457807
Go get on it, you fuck. It's better than GTAO.

>>168457920
None of what you said is as bad as being a retarded republican. By the way, I have a job and don't live with my parents, quite unlike yourself.

>>168457927
X2 a best.

also who's my fellow Megabro here