Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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reposting my 5% effort poster

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happy valentine's day dotards

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>>168330868
>My hero can learn talents but I still don't have talent
how can reddit compete with this masterpiece

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its over dotards i found my true valentine!

>Winter Waifu at 25th
W H Y

>>168330991
we forever alone

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How white is dota 2

im going out with my gf
i wish i could stay home and play for honor

Why are all of you so mean?

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1st for Slutherina getting eiffeltowered by Reso and W33

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>>168331103
that picture looks about right minus the girl (boy)

>guests of the day is a jew and no(talent)lan
this is worse than having just slacks

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>>168331238
i unironically think shes cute!

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>swindlezz right now

Praise Allah

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>>168331103
judging by how yottahard it gets triggered by Western Anime, not at all

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based kyle going 100% memedraft

i just watched a factorio speedrun
hows your day dota retards

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Zai's stream is quite the experience

>>168332090
MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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>zai stream

WHAT IS HE FUCKING DOING

>I only wanted to kill... everyooone
;;_;;

>>168331968
woke up with a hangover, went back to bed, woke up feeling fine

now I'm eating quesadillas and watching elimination mode

Yes or No:
Make Morbid Mask 900 again
Make MoM need a Mithril Hammer instead of a recipe and increase its damage, removing it from Satanic
Make Satanic require a MoM to build

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>notails fucking laugh

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it's been almost 3 years

Notail's laugh can heal cancer

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>Zai's stream

This is good shit

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>>168333286
>tfw

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>>168333286
>3 years ago was 2010

>>168333286

I'll never forget the the feel. :'(

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>>168333286

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>>168333286
Those days are never coming back

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>>168333286

>>168333286
Sure glad that garbage is gone, had no place in Dota stealing viewers from the BTS stream who were actually casting games in glorious 720p30 :^)

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>>168334018

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>>168334018
willingly giving money to (((LD)))

>>168331103
did they fug the girl(male)?

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>>168334018
Wonder who is behind that post

>ppd is lucky and gets the best western players
>swindle gets rejected streamers and still defeated him on lan

>now that both have reject streamers swindle just plays with him like with a child

really makes you think what would happen if swindle got eg players doesnt it

>>168334317
fuck off Kyle

Dendi was also killed by Notail who had matured

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>when you beat your nemesis with memepicks

>trips in d2g
what went wrong?

Why does no one buy battle fury on monkey king?
His ult gets the cleave.

>>168334760
Really wish that shit wouldn't persist between boards.

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sure is reddit in here

>>168334826
looking up your embarrassing post history as we speak kiddo

>>168334774
because battlefury is the absolute worst item in the game that should never be purchased on a single hero

>>168334892
Be sure to read the pastebin
:^)

>tfw notail just got a smooch from a big breasted lady

>>168334946
http://pastebin.com/WRbYBJhY

absolutely disgusting can you write some enchantress smut?

>>168335145
desu big tits are overrated.

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smelly dotards!

>>168335713
ikr big dicks are way better

>>168335772
but if it's too big then it will hurt her when you put it inside of her vagina

>>168335761
sorry

>>168334912
what do I build on AM

>>168335914
>vagina
thats pretty gay tbqh

>>168336074
whats ur favorite dota hero

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Dotaridoos?

>>168336074
has he released anything new recently? I need my corruption fix

FUCKING CALLED THAT EARTH SPIRIT GET ME ON THE PANEL

>>168336028
3x mjollnier

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>>168336127
stop being cute im warning you...

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Lmao this game is beyond dead.

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>>168336426
what lies beyond death though

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>180 damage at level one power shot

>>168336127
Do you want me to flick my tongue at your tip till you release your joy all over my face?

>>168336559
heaven. or hell if ur a bad boy

I miss Kalle

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>be me
>lvl 1
>see windranger channeling powershot
>move my hero out of the way

wow...

>>168336830
whoa....

>>168336830
bruh...

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So guys, how about this revolutionary idea to stop the 5 man early-midgame fighting meta: TP scrolls cost 135 gold

>bristle is bad lmao
dotards?

>>168336830
how did you find this out?

why is tinker allowed to do a million magic and pure damage at level 10

>tfw you realize all the female streamers that put up with bulldong's antics are there for the money
>tfw it's a sad cuck and a bunch of golddiggers

FeelsBadMan

>>168337094
I've got a better idea
TP scrolls cost 20 more gold each time you buy one

>>168337094
What if we take some ideas from dark moon?
All gold and exp is evenly shared among all players.

>>168336830
Her bow Inmortal is Pay 2 Lose, why do people use that shit in tournaments? It makes your Powershot really obvious

>>168337240
everyone rushes BoT and the game just gets artificially longer due to people afk farming until they get that plus their early game item

>>168337221
all women are gold diggers to a certain degree anon

>>168337417
But it looks so cool

>>168337548
i'll show you something the looks cool *unzips penis*

>>168337417
rule of cool dude

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>>168337586

Guys, how do the 3 seashells work?

>>168335456
Sure!
I won't greentext it on here though.
Just a standard smut fic or what?

>>168336830
>wind ranger ends up shooting the wave down and stealing last hits.

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>>168337770

>PPD's stack losing against a Kunkka mid and a Bristleback.

great NA cap.

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Nice fucking team "Peter" "Dager"

So this is your master drafter?

>>168338478
master drafter

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>>168338559
>>168338571
hmmm

>>168336229
>He hasn't read emergence

>>168338226
Sounds good.
I gotta finish Fluttershy's birth first, then I can do that.

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Is Bristle a meme hero?

>ppd is a good drafter

has someone been more exposed than him now that we know eg wins with any random captain just becuase they have good players

Why isn't ppd in EG?
I was under a rock since TI.
Did they lay the loser off or someshit?

>>168338703
Only shits on Morph. PPD got outdrafted.

>>168338703
yes

he needed both a kotl and an omni to get off the ground

>>168338816
He literally (literally) owns EG now, so he made a stack to still keep playing dota for shits and giggles

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>>168338684
godbless

>PPD got 2-0ed and I missed it

fuck

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>tfw no roman soldier hero

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Does anyone else think that GrandGrant kind of has midget-like facial features that have been pushed onto a normal person's sized head?

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>>168339460
it's those tiny little baby teeth

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>tfw no dual-wielding rogue hero

>>168339547
>>168339460
oh shit can't unsee

the thing is guys you dont really draft alone, if you have fear and rtz telling you what could be good/bad, it gets really different than when fucking Jeyo gives you suggestions

>>168339556
>Dual-wielding
That's moronic m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJBEDxh0RQw

>>168339918
Troll Warlord btfo

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"Okay class now let's all draw waves!"

BTFO dotards

do you know what's the difference between a dotard and a turd?

the turd doesn't make you lose MMR.....

>>168339886
I think the solution is to let QO captain and do draft

It won't help them win games but it would be hilarious nonetheless

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go bathe dotards

Dragon hero WHEN?

>Dragon Knight
>half dragon

>Viper
>netherdrake

>Winter WYVERN

>Jakiro
>an abortion who was meant to die at birth

>>168340261
well you clearly haven't played with shit in your pants

Which hero is the best cook?

>>168340442
what kind of dragon though?

>>168340519
which hero has the best cock?

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the hell, poopiedee already got 2-0'd? Why is the thread so quiet? I didnt even realize the game was on

>>168340442
>dk picks up dragon lance, which is half dragon
>half plus half = 1

>>168340578
whichever hero is the blackest

>>168340578
top 3: Sardar TA OD

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>>168340519

>>168340603

wow, who's the qt mate?

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>>168340747

>>168340603
it's a meme team

>>168340713
goddamn, imagine you're a shitty lizard with practically no arms or legs, only wings and a body that cannot function like a snake.
You have to fly 24/7 or you can't do anything.

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>>168340994
excellent design by Valve dough

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>>168340994
What are you talking about, baka?
My pet is perfection made from my amazing magic

>>168340810

oh shit mate, she looks underage. Pls tell me she's one of those 1000 years old magic lolis

>>168341274
it's a picture she's not real anon

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>>168341274
Don't worry game she's like 3000 years old

>>168341341
Yeah, tell that to the US justice department...

>>168341483
It's fine in the US, not fine in Canada thoug

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>get out of normal skill
>game fun drops significantly
wew

Slacks literally tells the best stories
>inb4 are you fucking autistic

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>7.00 destroyed d2g and Dota 2.
Damn.
Don't even remember the last time I played myself.

These Slacks anecdotes are actually pretty funny.

>>168342121
his family horse story was the best

>>168342121
>>168342070
Cumcove is still his best one

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>>168342101
Valve wants the HotS audience mindless arena audience, rather than the global phenomenon biggest e-sport in history audience they already had.

>>168342852
what race is miranda cosbo anyway?

>tfw TrentPax is married and you can't even get a date

>>168342967
shes hispanic i think so prob caucasian and a little mongoloid or something

>>168342976
have you tried asking out a girl on a date?

>Slacks thinks getting a food truck for a wedding is cheap

kek, is he in for a surprise

>>168343134
my brother rented an icecream truck for 2 hours instead of buying a wedding cake for his wedding. It was pretty neat

>>168343104
what's the point if they always say no

Who is the hottest Moonducker?

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>make a hero look like this
>instantly save dota
whats valve waiting for

>>168343308
MOMMY

>>168343213
That's because ice cream is better than cake in every way.

But a decent food truck is going to cost $3-5k to feed a whole wedding depending on the size and time of year

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>>168343248
if Trent has a gf they clearly dont always say no

remember anon, not trying is the same as failing, so dont say that everything is going to fail if you arent willing to try in the first place

this patch feels like a whole lot of shit that doesn't matter and then someone loses the game off one teamfight

>>168342852
valve had quake and starcraft brood war??

>>168343690

not him but hwo do you even ask a girl out

every relationship ive had has either started while on drugs, been casual or kind of just became something in highschool

i have never actually just straight up asked a girl out and now that im in the middle of college and cant be fucking around im losing my way

/r9k/ fags need not respond

>>168343698

every patch

Holy shit the bantz is off the charts

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>>168343683
>>168343213
Tiramisu the real MVP of dessert

>>168343912
>not him but hwo do you even ask a girl out

You wanna go get coffee/dinner some time?

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Can someone explain Lycan's healing?

>>168344109

do you just do that even if you dont know the girl?

it seems so bizarre to just go up to somebody i dont know and say "hey whats up wanna get coffee"

christ im a retard

>>168344140
I dunno shrines?

I sincerely hope this games will soon die. Fuck Icefrog, fuck Bruno and fuck all the yes men who destroyed it.

>>168344140
Awoo~

>>168344140
He goes awoo and you feel better.

man im so glad i tuned in just in time for zyori poop stories

>>168344243
Well if you don't already know them you can just ask for their number and if they want to get coffee (or a drink) sometime

>>168344140
his howl gives a health bonus
that probably counts has healing because valve is weird

>>168344337

so do i just say "hey, ur cute can i get ur number?"

seems so bizarre

le boku no pico guise XDDDD YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO amirite Xd

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>>168338684
>>168335456
>>168334946
>buttercream yellow skin color
>chest tits
>mentions hooves
okay im confused
is this anthro?

>>168344243
No you don't you fucking retard
You gotta start up a normal conversation first and see how they react to you

Problem is you're so autistic you probably can't even do that so good luck ever talking to anyone

>>168344550

yeah no thats the problem

i kind of peaked in high school but i also always grew up looking at people who randomly started conversations as fucking retard aspies so that stigma still affects me

ill just talk to this girl in my class about the material first i guess

>>168344501
Yeah no

Try to have a conversation first. The "hey can I get your number" comes at the end.

>see person
>start convo
>have normal convo to see if they're interesting
>"Hey, I gotta run to class. You wanna grab a drink sometime?"
>get their number

>>168344538
Yes

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I kinda like moonduck studios. Guys just chatting inbetween games instead of a static image and shit music. Gives me GD studio vibes

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who has slept with the most people in Dota

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>>168344908
I thought games are done for today.

>>168344996
next series in 5ish minutes

Can someone explain to me why LoL is so much more popular than Dota?

It seems like an all around inferior game to me

this moonduck stream is the greatest of all time

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what if chen aghs or level 25 talent can evolve neutrals to their ultimate/holy/primal forms? or whatever you want to call it

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>It's a /d2g/ gives dating advices episode

>Pokemon D&D

I wish I had some frands to play D&D with :(

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>>168344908
>NA GD Studio

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>>168345383
Shut the fuck up Verguenza.

>>168345350
what if chen can fuse with his creep and we call it "blessed/almighty/God's" whatever and it will unlock new stuff

>>168345350
a neutrals final form is monnies

>>168345270
chinks, came first, dota was something that sounded familiar already to a lot of people and the marketing took it way further still

>>168345270
More accessible, HotS is as well but I imagine people don't like how extreme the teambased aspects are in the game (share exp, objective focused).

League feels more fluid and flashy. All my friends play league, I've tried to get them into dota but they all complain about turn rate. Everyone says it's like walking in mud.

I recently quit League for dota as well since it's obvious the devs don't give a shit about the game. I'm not sure how Camille could get through testing. They just shit out champs so the bronze/silver kids will buy the new OP with $$$. It's a joke. Same 20 champs in competitive, I'm not sure why so many put up with the stale game.

>>168342852
DAN "HOLD HER TIGHTER SHE'S A FIGHTER" SCHNEIDER"

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>>168337452
If AFK farming makes a comeback, I think we would get 90% of all the "ded game" and "7.00" sucks shitposters to start actually fucking playing the damn game. It is literally the only reason they play Dota, hell it also explains why these shitters look back at TI3 meta with rosy tinted glasses.

>Bulbapedia

LMAO

>>168345350
>no super ultra mega chen battle golem or infused holy chensatyr or even chentaur high-priest
why live

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>>168345270
league is like flagball football, anyone can play it any time.

dota was like college football.

but now valve made dota more like college girls softball rather than making dota like the NFL.

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>>168345350
>not wanting chen to ride his creep

>>168345987
>league is like flagball football
>dota was like college football.

So what's the NFL?

>>168346120
NFL was what Dota was supposed to evolve into

But instead Valve wanted to chase the Women's NBA audience

They look like they're having so much fun at MD Studio

what if dota is capture the flag?

wow draskyl is looking so... manly

>>168346315
then that just means Valve removed the flags in 7.00

god i fucking hate swedes

i havent met a single one that isnt a passive-aggressive dipshit and complete garbage at the game

>>168346382
THe lower your mmr drops the manlier you look.

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>>168346523
how low does my MMR have to be for me to become brad pitt

Why doesn't Slacks have a beard to match everyone else on the panel?

what if dota is counter strike? enemy will plant radiant ancient and dire must destroy it before it grows or other way around?

>>168345270
Because the game is easy, that means its played by masses. I remember there was a graph that showed esports viewing on twitch. LoL is more casual game with much bigger playerbase and yet they had less viewers for esports events.

I dont browse streams that much, but when I see lol streams for example, the big ones are just "streamers" or "gaming personalities" playing the game and getting big numbers. When I look at dota, I dont really know if there is any "personality" that is not a pro player. When I want to watch dota stream, I look for high MMR players, thats what dota players want, I dont give 2 fucks about some 4k memer. LoL audience is more casual do they probably like these kind of streams.

We can argue that bulldog or sing are memers now but they at least have high mmr, were pro players and had some competitive history

>>168346419
anon, if your country was currently being raped and pillaged and your own government threw you in jail for not liking it, you'd be passive aggressive too. lets pray that they get nuked off the face of the earth painlessly along with germany soon

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>>168346382
>>168346523
this is how you are going to end up looking if you get to 10k

Is Dark Seer with the +120 damage talent and some moon shards viable?

He'd be like a karate chopping master!

Everybody was Kungfu fighting!

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>>168346715
Guess that explains slavs too then huh

>>168346829
i actually tried memeing carry dark seer in 4k2, it worked but not that long.
your not gonna work like regular carry and you're more like a semi carry or that guy who can only right click when no one's around

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Singsing is streaming dotards

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>>168347042
analaide?

>>168346218
So.. massively corporate and with more glitz than substance?

>>168347042
>he is playing dota
yaaaasssssssssss

Is it worth making a smurf to recalibrate or should I just work my way up from my current garbage mmr?

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>>168347239
adelaide

>>168347042
a-adelaide

>>168347042
adelaide be my valentine

>>168347263
sure, why wouldnt you as a big corporation? or keep it at college football level, since it was just fine. going the womens NBA route is the last thing you want to do though.

>>168347324
make a smurf to fuck around and meme, not to reroll thats for fags, youll end up in the same mmr anyway kek

>>168345769
im quite certain most of these posts are made by few or even a single poster dedicated to bitching and whining

>>168347324
if you are in garbage mmr you probably belong there, making a new account wont help you

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>>168347402
adelaide
>>168347450
but im singsing's valentine

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>>168346821
who is this qt?

Wanted isn't very good

i played several games of dota today first time after half of year and it was fun________

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Merlini is striming

>mautism and walmart wonder casting
jesus christ

>>168347571
thats a man baby
Yogi Sofi M. Kimi

>>168347861
whats the point of calling someone who does HRT a man? thats the opposite of the point

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>>168347861
>That's a man

Are they even filtering the estrogen from birth control pills out of the water anymore jesus

>>168347508
Then that guy(or few) must also have tons of individual reddit and dev.dota accounts.

>>168347654
at least its better than purge + mommymilk

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>>168347042

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Happy valentines day /d2g/! Hope you found your valentines and had a great time with them!

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>>168348083

>>168348060
hormones replaced or not he is still a man m80

ixmike or JIMMY
Who is more /ourguy/?

>mason

>>168348220
how can you even call this a trap when its a tranny?

>>168348521
jimmy obv

>>168346821
>>168348220
I wanna rail this so fucking hard

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>>168348521
ixmike88 by far

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>get a FREE courier kill
>manage to fuck it up with two heroes

This is why nobody takes NA dota seriously

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>>168348521
Mike obviously
Does someone have the pic of him where somene asks him about some team falling apart or whatever and he responds in chat 'im not allowed to talk about that' but theres a pic of him smiling under the text?

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>Tournament and streamers going on
>Still barely alive

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>bsj barely has much more farm than DK
>MAN BSJ FARMING GOD HE DA BESS HE'S GONNA BE MEGAFARMED THIS GAME

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>>168349007

>22 minutes
>5-4

is this league
what the fuck

r8 my premade safelane
QoP was playing randomed '''carry'''

>>168349454
are you retarded?

>>168349454
>watching meme tournaments by (((moonduck)))
w e w

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>>168349507
forgot pic fug

when the fuck is singsing going ''pro'' again i want to level this shitstain courier i bought a decade ago

>>168349532
are you?

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LULBA WTF

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so im supposed to accept the fact that since 7.00 i have dropped 50 fps and just move on?

>>168350112
of course, take it like the good dotard you are
dont forget to grind out that battle compendium
cute hats!

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>>168346821
>>168348220
ive never wanted to pound anyone or anything so badly in my life, idc what gender this is im going in

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>>168349454
we wish we were league

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>>168350364

Just won 10% off the coaching session with BananaSlamJamma! WOW! Type !BSJ to enter the raffle for YOUR chance to WIN.

>>168350112
the new white hair am sure is cute (no homo)

>>168350112 here
can someone tell me if im the only one? i mean, i dropped fucking 50 fps and im not c o m p u t e r s smart to know if its something worng with my pc or it is the new patch

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>>168350471
BSJ, not even once.

>>168350471
!KMS

>>168350471
You'd probably learn more from lessons with PSG than with lessons with BSJ

game not fun

>>168350364
don't they have like 30-35 minutes games maximum
i remember something about about every pro lol game going by the same scenario, twenty minute laning stage, then team that gets ahead by 500 gold takes roshan without any resistance and then continues to stomp without any means to oppose them

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I'm glad Team Freedom exists to expose all the NA dickriding shitters
A team with BSJ and ixmike by themselves is mouthwater to these people for some reason despite neither accomplishing or being known for ANYTHING in their long careers.

PSG HERE!!!!!!!!

Dota 2 7.02 what's a good anime like kizumonogatari but actually LESS tits and ass, LESS uguu, LESS conversations etc, just more bloodsplosions. I already watched almost everything, obscure and 90s ovas is a plus.

>>168350981
yep
map saturated with vision 24/7, same ~15 picks for every game, nothing ever happens before minute 15 or 20, then they group mid for a teamfight and whoever wins that fight basically wins the match

what is this fite me meme?

>>168351261
fite me

>>168351261
Just casually making fun of Puppey's anger management.

ixmike is icefrog right?
Kinda funny how he's always been about to help shepherd the NA scene, constructing various inhouse leagues etc
And it would explain why he always gets pictures with people's parents, the players tell their moms who he is and explain they have to meet their hero
And it's why he's constantly on a team, even after sucking for ages: everyone wants to say they played competitively with the frog

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>>168351321
>making fun of puppey
what the fuck

>>168351170
cowboy bebop

I love draskyl so much desu

>>168351463
he never sucks chink cock though

What does bsj stand for again?

replace this bearded numale with shane & you have yourself a comfy cast

>>168351463
bruno is icefrog

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>>168351463

>>168351548
banana suit joe

>bsj is shit
>ixmike is shit
>the other 3 players are nobodies, and shit
what a fucking joke of a team

>>168351463
bruno is icefraud

>>168349689
doesn't mean shit if you don't post the whole pic

>>168351548
ball slobber joi

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>>168351261
FITE ME!!!

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>>168351541
Deep cover

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>>168351261
>he doesnt know

>>168351548
Banana shitstain jammer

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>>168351582
>>168351671
>bruno is icefrog
nah

>>168351582
>>168351671
Is there any new evidence on the Bruno theory, or just the same shit from 3 years ago?

>>168351969
None. Good chance that icefrog is one of the poo in the loo that show up to majors.

>>168351878
wtf I hate puppey now

>>168351878
>cuckoldmatt eagerly slobbering up the mess
le behind the memes man

>>168351969
he posted some shit on twitter about how he likes mangoes and mango flavor text says icefrog likes them

>>168352235
Woah....

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>>168351878
you cant get more /our guy/ than this

>>168351016
what is this expression trying to convey?

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>>168352338
and then icefrog added them to the game

>>168351878
I don't know how you could play dota, or any competitive game, without occasional getting pissed enough to lash out like that.

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>>168351016
Why do they always get the whitest blonde blue eye girl they can for BLACKED?

peruvian party. WHY VALVE WHY!?!?!?

>>168351878
>kuro says something and smiles
>zai laughs
>headphones to the monitor
Kuro ''Kuroky'' Salehi

G U I L T Y

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literally had no idea I was looking at a clinkz until I looked at the top hero bar
jesus christ almighty

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who is /watching all pro games and high mmr players on twitch, theorycrafting for hours after new patches, consuming all the freshiest memes but barely play any dota games/ here

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>random Luna in ranked
>People go passive aura mode without me even asking, crow and venge
>Fucking cm is right clicking people for nearly 300 damage with the new talents
Fucking aura stacking was op before now it's just fucking ridiculous with those damage talents.

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>>168353259
literally everyone on /d2g/

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>>168352770
really makes you think

>>168351548
blow super job

>>168352770
Race mixing psy op

>>168351878
lmao this is hilarious

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>>168353452
DROW IS A GOOD GIRL DELETE THIS RIGHT NAO!

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>ten years later
>TA is still the most fun hero

When will Icefrog stop making meme heroes and create another simple but effective classic like her?

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Is dota fixed yes dotards?

>>168351878
Wow looks like someone needs some low prio.

>>168353830
>make sneaky trap setting hero
>nobody plays like that
>just blink in and attack

What if Meld gained damage the longer you where hidden for?

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Draskyl looks way too good with that beard

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what did i mean by this

>>168354159
name of this fine lady?

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>>168353661
it's just yogurt

>>168354260
Elizabeth Anne

>>168354260
google says it's Elizabeth Anne
surprisingly she doesn't have dick

masons so good, i love mason.

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>>168354452
>>168354489
thanks guys

>>168354159
T H I C C

>>168354610
yeah

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>bsj is given space
>top net worth all game
>loses cause he's shit

>bsj isn't given enough space
>literally the poorest carry in the game
>loses cause he's shit
gotta keep riding that NA dick though
he'll eventually win something, right?
he just HAS TO