Spring Time Cometh Edition
Previous timeline: >>168209661
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
1st for MONSTERS INCOMING.
cute morning flower
cute nerds
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4igr8eUMAE8m9H.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4kImM6UcAA4GX7.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4jO50ZVMAoSNjt.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4jOLozVUAAwLEp.png:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4iHBgpUMAAUyvD.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4jA0CdUEAAkSbx.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4lq6GDUoAEJCyL.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4iyBQtUcAAcNOd.jpg:orig
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3_ysCYUEAERD04.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4kC-NPVYAABa8B.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4krIkQUcAAqJB4.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C213lRMUoAAYZUB.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4efw2lUYAA1fGw.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4hnKvmVUAAPWYT.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4l8TrsVcAADmpX.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4jqyWwUMAYF87C.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4je4a-VMAAGvAV.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4jPNXSUcAYfEZz.jpg:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4jLThxUMAEAuRe.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4kiQfoVMAAXJIC.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4jH3gfUMAUV7S9.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4jYqtRUYAAzeEq.jpg:orig
>Gerson
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4mB9hBVUAE-mY7.jpg:orig
>Grillby
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4jIRcQUYAIYE4y.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4gas58UMAEjLL7.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4iTD9tVMAApy4e.jpg:orig
>Torgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4OMSfMVYAAo87Z.jpg:orig
>Kingdings
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4igxaoUcAIF5tM.jpg:orig
>Asriel x Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4jITfeUEAI7wGe.jpg:orig
>Mettaton & Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4E224jVYAEDo60.jpg:orig
>Mettaton + Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4J5nQ3UoAE2osN.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard + robot
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4kNmrwUMAEdhAS.jpg:orig
>Dragontale
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4jVBbOUYAEKieZ.png:orig
Gonna lift for this goat! Gonna love this goat!
>>168284252
Hopefully this is the pic you were thinking of.
>>168284956
This is exactly the pic I was thinking of, thank you.
>>168284769
IMO this should of been called valentine's edition
>>168284858
Thanks for the artdump twitter anon! Always appreciated!
>>168284858
Thanks for the nice art, Twitteranon!
>>168284845
If it's Asriel or any other member of the Dreemurr family, I'm dropping this hard.
I guess I'll repost it since it was kind of towards the end of that thread, but the writefag in the Undyne thread in /trash/ just posted a 5500-word Valentine's Day story about teen Undyne. They're a really good writer but they have a pretty loose attitude toward canon so it might not be your thing.
Here's the story: http://pastebin.com/aPnchQ87
and here's their pastebin which has background info and 100+ other Undyne stories: http://pastebin.com/Xf3GR6TA
>>168284956
>>168285019
Have the colored version. I personally prefer the uncolored one because I like to imagine it as Asriel and Chara playfighting.
good night thread
>>168285170
What, why? If Chara's alive, then Asriel's alive too since the plan never happened.It's probably Asriel.
>>168285412
good night post
>>168285412
good night skele
>>168285232
Cool, I didn't know this exisited. Thanks anon.
>>168285412
sleep well skell
Here take this song
I sleep
Tomorrow draw more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__t7xZvw0vs
>>168285421
I overacted.
I will wait to see how Asriel and Chara interact with each other.
Chara's interactions with the Dreemurr family usually break fan works for me.
Then again Caretaker is one of the few versions of Chara that I like so it deserves the benefit of the doubt.
>>168285695
Late night bones
>>168285232
>"MOOOOOOOM, FRISK IS CHEEEEATIIING!"
>>168285232
Here's a dub of the comic if you like that sort of thing:
https://soundcloud.com/lumisau/playing-pretend
>>168285837
Out of curiousity, how do you think Chara should act?
I see them like pic related when portrayed as villains. Little shits that get away with everything because they can trick their gullible parents.
>>168285980
There's also this one, based on that one caribun comic.
https://soundcloud.com/lumisau/utg-special
>>168286456
>worship
it's been so long
>>168285838
posting skells after bedtime
dont tell anyone
>>168285195
That was better than I was expecting.
Goodnight /utg/
>>168287356
Goodnight!
Gote Gang
>>168285170
Asriel has to show up eventually but it seems a bit early for that. It could be him though.
*tucks in thread*
>>168286729
I want tomarryGaster!
>>168287356
>>168287651
>>168285707
Goodnight you three! Sleep well!
>>168287651
>>168284858
>dragontale
fucking reminded me of DragonaTales. Thanks twitteranon!
>>168287708
would he make a good husband? i mean, the riverperson married him and we all know how that turned out.
>>168288347
yes
River person was abusive and use to beat Papyrus and made him retarded
>>168287651
thank you anon
please tell me a flowey story so that i can have good dreams
>>168288347
Depends on the type of gaster. Dadster? Fagster? Abusive scientist Gaster? Goopy gaster?
>>168288347
>>168288415
>Implying Gaster didn't lobotomize Papyrus and won the custody battle because of crooked connections to the King.
Riverperson did nothing wrong.
>>168288572
counterpoint: Riverperson is a deadbeat who doesn't even talk to Sans and Papyrus
>>168288501
one day you met flowey and he killed you with a friendliness pellet, the end.
>find someone who likes the same character as you
>they just want to fuck the character instead of finding them good for their writing and characterization
>they still claim to like the character for the same reasons as you
why does this keep happening
fujos/shippers/furries/baras/weebs are cancer
>>168288572
WOW I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS POST
Stop being a bitter old faggot RP. Maybe if you had cuddled more and bitched less then Gaster would have spent more time with you instead of falling for the king who wasn't constantly PMSing all the time
Why does Undyne think Japanese cartoons are real life?
>>168288836
She was lied to her by her loved one.
the great undyne
>>168288572lobotomy
I wish to fucking god that someone saved that green text story
>>168288873
Can Undyne differentiate between a drawing and a photograph?
>>168288794which character
>>168288794
>bara are cancer
Anon please. I love my favorite for way more then just looks. Otherwise I would have picked someone less awkward to like
>>168288701
>Riverperson is a deadbeat
No, they provide a service to anyone in the underground who wants fast travel.
>doesn't even talk to Sans or Papyrus
Gaster made them go insane with science. True facts.
>>168288834
It was I,Gordon Ramsey.
>>168288953
That story was awful.
>>168288794
I never get that far.
>hey anon have you heard of Undertale?
>"I played it but didn't really like it and I don't think we should talk about it ever again"
>>168288942
That's a nice fishbutt.
Who drew?
>>168288725
yay
i love happy endings
Good night
>>168288347
Lies and slander, Gaster is a noble soul. And very handsome.
>>168289074
It would still be nice to read...:(
>>168289005
multiple ones
>>168289025
>bara
>better than any of the rest
>>168289287
>better than any of the rest
I never said that. I was just pointing out that in my case its the truth
>>168288794sorry
>>168288794
>tfw you realize these people are just doing their own thing and having fun
who gives a shit about what others are doing just do your own thing, yea they are cancer but at least they arent worrying about shit like this. isnt this fandom business supposed to be fun?
>>168288794
tbf you can like a character's background/writing/style and also want to fuck them.
I drew a thing but the mods hate me so Im scared to post it.
>>168289550
Post it in one of the /trash/ threads and I'll crosslink it for you.
>>168289545
>tfw you only wanted starting to fuck a character as you understood them better over time, started to fall in love with them and realized you'd gotten so used to them you could think a life together
>>168289550
Post something unrelated to lewds at the same time if you gonna.
>>168289648
But I dont want to post off topic, since they are usually devoted to single characters.
>>168289732
It's late-night /utg/ anon. There are no rules.
>>168289760
There were last time apparently.
>>168289818
No balls
>>168289550
Use imgur thats what im going to do ;)Sansxflowey
and aundyne color for anon
>>168289732
well you already did so get in here
>>168289732
Hmm, which characters are they? There are currently Undyne, Alphys, and Asriel threads in /trash/ and a Muffet thread in /aco/.
>>168289890
>>168289732
Theres also a tiny Asgore thread
>>168284769
cute goter and frisker!
Flowey is alone this valentines day...
>>168289890
Also a /y/ thread for skeletons and Mettaton.
don't forget
>>168288794
4 outta 5 gaster and skeleton posters
not like there's much more to gaster than fan material anyways but it gets tiresome
>>168289852
are you the guy who was gonna do the lineart to somesansXfloweylewd?
>>168289890
shyren
its not even that lewd. I just dont know if an imgur link or even to tumblr would be an issue.
>>168289860
Well I mean it is related I just dont know how to post it. Sorry.
>>168289481
no you're supposed to spend all your time shitting on other people for being creative and enjoying themselves so you can feel superior to them for enjoying a video game correctly
>>168289550
>>168289984
Oh, it's the one on your tumblr? Here you go
http://68.media.tumblr.com/2be382c34df68ca04fec1011587f5851/tumblr_olcl1aVhZD1vlf645o1_1280.png
>>168289943
il be his valentine
>>168289943
does flowey get off on getting hurt?does he get off on hurting others because chara did?
>>168289971
>Russian skels
Reminds me of this obscure comic I found
https://e-hentai.org/g/890093/21dd7c7e2d/
(it's not lewd)
>>168289971
Badster is the best Gaster
>>168289481
>at least they arent worrying about shit like this
they are tightly in the community though and always complain when their waifus arent represented exactly the way they want or like by the fandom
>>168290134
holy damn thats good
>>168290064
>>168290095
Floweycan only get off to his dead sister because she was the only person to intimately know him and also had him develop an inferiority complex so that he is relentlessly submissive, something only Chara could help with.
>>168290250
>sister
chara's a boy though
>>168289983
Yes here's a peek it's almost donethe line art looked bad and i' shit at it so i just tidied it up
DON'T OPEN
>>168290432
wat
>>168290460
>>168289943
We all are alone...God fucking damn it.
>>168290250
Canon.
>>168290134
Canon!Only girls can be that evil.
Agree or disagree
>>168290613
dnd alignments are dumb
>>168290460Boy am I glad to have gotten over how weird it is to fap to pics with Sans in it.
>>168290473
don't ask questions
>>168290613
Charafags were chaotic evil a year ago, now they are lawful neutral.
>>168290682
...didn't we have a thread with someone roleplaying as Jesus once?
>>168290460
Wait...that Flowey looks familiar.Do you have a name you go by?
>>168290727
no we didn't
>>168290460
eyy it looks better than expected
> 0 stabilizer
you madman! your hand probably hurt from making multiple strokes to get one single stroke right
Ok - hold up for a second.
Just what in the fuck is going on here?
Happy Valentines Day utg!I wish you all nothing but happiness and love for all of you! May you all one day find that special someone!
>>168290984
I have no Idea. I'm guessing some sort of personal vendetta.
>>168290982
Different anon, what's the stabilizer do?
>going back through my UT folder
>start seeing a bunch of pics of this character
having the hots for an original character from an AU of an AU is probably the most embarrassing UT related thing I've done
>>168290060
oh, thanks!
>>168290997
same to you mom poster
>>168290984
just ignore it
>>168291115
No problem!
>>168291112
yea thats pretty bad man, luckily i just have the hots for an au character so i think im in the clear
>>168290997
The closest thing i ever got is this.So yeah - i guess it's not happening anytime soon unless i fucking neck myself.
Have a nice day, goatmom.
And i'm not saying it in a sarcastic manner right now.
>>168291134
That caught me off guard desu.
>>168291312Who?
bring back rattle hours
Hello, where is the stream?
I want to see stream because it is very boring when there is no stream.
What is with some people?
>>168291108
it delays you cursor when you make a stroke so you can make smoother lines.
Ideally you use a high stabilizer for crisp clean (and needle thin) lines
>>168291579
There is one all throughout the game.
The water in ruins - waterfall is all connected.
It also somehow connects to the lava in hotland too.
>>168291481
no one really,just some edgy skeleton
>>168291803
thank you, I'm messing with it now
why didn't I know about this, I'm so pissed
>>168291889
Ahem
Attention all shitposters...
Due to a technical fault in the /utg/corp streaming headquarters, the /utg/ stream has been indefinitely postponed.
>>168291907
I like edgy skeletons too
I want an Alphys plush.
>>168292889
I would like a Mettaton daki so i won't feel so lonely.
But any kind of plushie would be nice too.
>>168290460
disgusting
>>168290460
nice work
>constantly thinking up little stories and scenes about the characters
>too lazy to ever write them down and flesh them out
Please tell me I'm not alone.
>>168284769
I could look at a million pictures of cute asriels and frisks doing cute cuddly things and it still wouldnt be enough.
I just want a gote valentine desu
>>168290460
Ok, Finishedsorry if it looks bad. I'm still new to drawing/coloring
(LEWD)
http://imgur.com/a/3xkHr
http://imgur.com/a/3xkHr
Also a the colored undyne for >>168185694
Happy valentines day and good night
>>168293678
Goodnight!
>>168293653
i'm so glad asriel died and will be foreverially a flower
Is it ever explained how Chara, Frisk, and the other 8 children survived a 150-200 foot fall?
>>168293624
oh you are far from alone.
>>168293678also Does the link show all 4 images
>>168293746
They fell on Toriel's big fat belly
>>168293746
Children are resilient motherfuckers.
>>168293624
you're not. but in addition to being lazy, the stories oor scenes come up when I'm not on my laptop so I end up not being able to sort of record them while they're fresh
>>168293678
fucking nice dude! set your stabilizer to 9,12, or any of the S levels so that you'd be able to make your lines cleaner. Good night!
>>168293730
Stop stealing my gimmick
>>168293227
>Donkey Kong likes what he sees.
>>168293746
determination
>>168294008
Wha-
OH GOD!
How did i miss that?
>>168293227The OC in the background is cute.
oi m8 were's the fOkin stream
>>168294084
I don't know, but they would get along greatly, I mean they are both banana enthusiasts!
>>168294219
>>168294314
Oh! Banana~
>>168294190
What?
>>168293746
Maybe in that spot, the barrier works like a bubble, breaking fall for a certain while, before letting them drop. We know it can be passed somehow and without a soul, thanks to all the garbage.
>>168293624
Time's more of my problem than laziness, but you're not alone.
>>168284769
>Spring Time Cometh
But anon, winter hasn't even come yet.
>>168293746
Maybe since Frisk was technically in the Underground before they collided with the ground they could use their save.
That doesn't explain the others though.
>>168295564
it's a one-way barrier
>>168296168
I meant that it can be be entered elsewhere, too, meaning it probably works more as a shield, that just a doorway
Butts
Reminder that Alphys' thick legs and vice-grip talons are for holding down prey, and her throat contracts rhythmically when she orgasms as a reflex to aid in swallowing large objects.
>>168297621
reminder that i'm still incredibly disappointed at the lack of a fic about this
Goodnight utg! I hope your Tuesday goes well for you!
>>168298307
good night goatmomsweet dreams
Japan in charge of breathing life into the fandom
>>168298640but we in the west will never see these comics
>>168298851
Alicebooks has international shipping. Keep on the lookout, 13 upcoming releases have appeared on the site already and there's still 5 days until the Japanese con
>>168298640
Based
>>168299382
I wanna hug it!
>>168298640
with all the upcoming releases at least they're doing a pretty good job of it
>>168297564
this looks cute. bano's work is always adorable.
>>168300107
I'm not super-interested in their Gaster comic, but definitely picking up the Asriel and Chara one coming out.
The commission I got from them will forever be the funniest.
>>168298851
sucks for you
>>168300261
Thanks.
>>168300207
same here. i can't get too interested in Gaster but i'm definantly going after the Chara and Asriel one.
what did you commission?
>>168300438
Prompt was "Flowey comforts Frisk after a nightmare" and since Bano required to pick between comedic or serious theme, I chose the latter.
Not exactly what I was looking for, but I still like it, and for $20 I still think I got way more than my money's worth.
>>168300732
that's the japs for ya. really high quality than everyone else
$20 wouldn't be anywhere near as good from some american artist
>>168297621
>>168297727
Sorry.
That is all the way my fault.
I love this fish.
>>168301494
Think about all the things the lizard has done to her.
>found a functional download of an old niche album I like and lost
Fuck yes
rave
>>168301532
lizard a cute
>>168301730
get hype
what genre is it?
>>168301532
Like hug her and kiss her and get hugged by her and kissed by her!
>>168301078
Yeah, despite what I can only assume to be language issues or some seriously different taste, I'm very happy with it.
Hopefully there will be another round of commissions eventually, I'd love to try for another one.
>>168301835
goa
I love this genre when it doesn't sound so eastern or arabic or whatever
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Various_Artists_Goa_Trip_vol_5?id=Bdmupxqglw3hehbdb24vunoupqihave a different pic anyways
>>168301861
Don't forget training!
>>168301807
And voracious.
>>168301861
Don't forget the most important.
You and your top 5 favorites are now apart of the command crew of the starship Enterprise(version up to you). You are their Captain, and you are to choose their respective roles upon the ship.
Choose:
>Your First Officer (XO)
>Chief Engineer
>Chief Medical Officer
>Security Chief
>Chief Science Officer
Given that, how does it all go? Do you crash the ship first time the ship is aweigh? Cause a diplomatic disaster? Or do things fair well?
>>168301861
And receive her "hydro pump"
Flowey!
>>168302879
papyrus
alphys
toriel
undyne
sans
it goes well.just kidding, we all crash but miraculously survive
>>168302879
Frisk is my first officer.
Asriel is my chief science officer.
Undyne is my chief of security.
Papyrus is my chief engineer.
Toriel is my chief medical officer.
Given the option I might put Undyne at tactical though, Papyrus to security, leaving duty of chief engineer to Sans.
>>168303235
>400
>>168301986
i hope so too. really dissapointed that i missed the first round, but if you got that damn good art for only $20, then i really do hope that there will be another chance.
>>168303496
Yeah, I feel really lucky to have pounced on the chance while I could. Last email I exchanged with Bano though, they said the do plan on re-opening commissions early 2017, I'm assuming they were just really busy with the fan event coming up in a few days.
Perhaps end of this/start of next month?
One day I'm gonna be alright.
>>168303694
you are alright now, even if you don't believe it
Goodnight /utg/, I love you!
>>168303673
oh cool, thanks for that info! i'll keep a look out.
>>168304070
Goodnight!
And another one appeared
>will never be floweys fucktoy
another valentines date with a bottle of alcohol for me this year please
goodnight thread
>>168304480
>tfw you will never rp as flowey for a lonely femanon
>>168304543
goodnight post
>>168304543
sleep well skelefriend
>>168304458
This looks good, too.
squishy floe
>>168305496
homo floe
>>168305496
cute flowe. i want to hold flowe
goodnight
>>168305652
I keep expecting this artist to lapse into full-on flowey lewds
good morning /utg/
>>168305883
kind of disappointing that they haven't, well, not that i've seen
>>168306174
Their Muffet and Frisk are also insanely cute
>>168306278
agreed. this artist's style is one of my favorites in the UT fandom.
>>168305861
Good night
>>168305994
Good morning
>>168305496
>>168305652
>>168306174
hes so cute
i really like the way this artist draws floweythey should draw lewds
>>168306415
I really like macotea's stuff, too
>>168307238
kinda surprised they haven't, I swear I've seen other lewds on their twitter before, maybe even muffet?
>>168307303
i've seen lewds on their account but none in particular of Flowey (yet). maybe getting into suggestive territory but not straight up nsfw, unless i'm missing something.
Feed the flowe
>frick has a new fursona
>again
>>168308769
we don't care
>>168308491
Food is for goats.
Flowers need nutrition.
what happens if you kill everyone but spare temmie?
Good morning /utg/!
How are you doing today?And what are you listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvGLuH19hwE
>>168309240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LN-S8-z9i8
>>168308769
Calm down, mspg, just take your meds.
>>168309240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jW080b7lkcI don't even feel like posting MKid hours with this one. It's too good for allcaps.
>>168309240
good morning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y8n40tGpg8
>>168309240
Not bad! I'm a bit tired but doing okay, you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxT8m46K1w8
>>168309669
Hey - that sounds awesome.
Thanks, Coll Dudeâ„¢
>>168309673
I just came back from one exam and i have another two tomorrow.And i slept for like two hours...
Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and they got better grades at school than you?
>>168309240
>8 hours were added to my work week.
>no increase in pay
Wish me luck /utg/
How do Mettaton legs feel like if I touch them?
>>168310407
I'm sure you aced that shit. Those exams got nothing on you!What did I tell ya about getting enough sleep?
>>168310560
Yeah, that wouldn't bother me at all
>>168310673
That shouldn't be possible! Contact your trade union or something
>>168309240
https://youtu.be/z8y0XocIJqc
>>168310560
A fucking 8 year old rolling calculator would have grades better than all of us.
>>168310673
Oh jeez - what happened?
I hope it's just temporary.
>>168310687
Soft and squishy.
>>168310778
Sorry, fishlover.
I just can't afford wasting 10 hours like that.
>>168310836
I wonder how if Chara's cock was as tasty as Asriel's.
>>168302879
>first officer
Undyne
>Chief Engineer
Gerson
>Chief Medical Officer
Papyrus
>Security Chief
Asgore
>Chief Science Officer
Alphys
Its a pretty solid crew desu. I think we do just fine
I awaken.
>>168302879
>Chara
>Alphys
>Vegetoid
>Undyne
>Gaster
>>168311976
Good morning
>>168311976
Vegetoid is in your top 5 favorites?
>>168312112
>not eating your greens
what's it like dying at 30?
>>168312112Does one of my top 5 favorite minor characters count
>>168312147
feels like relief is only a few years away
>>168312165
that's CHEATIN
>>168312147
I will tell you soon.
/utg/ will probably still be around when i kick the bucket.
>top 5 minor monsters
Snowdrake
Gerson
Doggo
Burgerpants
RG 01 & 02
>>168312295anon no
>>168312384
I wonder who the oldest poste still around would be, how old would they be.
>>168312551
kidding, kidding, I very much like being alive
I think one of the dadfans said he was 30
Reminder that Chara is a demon who feeds on humans so it's perfectly okay to sexualize them
they can take care of themselves much better than any adult human can
>>168312384
>it's a ship episode
>>168313258
Ummm...
I'm sorry?
I'm not shipping anything there.
>>168313258
no anon
this is
>>168313720
>Ummm...
Not supposed to reply to anything
>>168312384
Do it faggot
Yeah, ok.
I guess i'm just talking crazy.
I'm gonna take a nap - see you in few hours.
>>168314235
Being crazy is fun.
Don't worry you'll get there!
>>168314235
See ya botlover! Sleep well!
I love this fucking ship
Why do most people find blushing Napstablook cute and adorable ?
>>168315280
I love this shipfucking
>>168315836
Because Napstablook is very meek and shy so it's fittingbut also kinda relatable to a lot of people people.
>>168315836
Because blushing characters are cute and adorable obviously
Psychologically, name some aspects that make you realize the 'cuteness' feeling of this picture!
happy valentine's day, anons
>>168317381
Happy!I actually don't have a valentineExcept for that one anon's soul but idk it's kinda lonely in there
>>168316348
Restfulness
Relaxation
Sleepiness
Closeness
Bright "skin"
Shining
Blushing
Trust
Contentment
Familiarity
Kinship
Affinity
>>168317381I felt happy having forgot this.But it's okay because I still feel happy. I'm in exceptionally good mood today.
>>168317526You have the soul of an anon??
>>168317842
>>168279739
ye
>>168317979
Oh wow.
You couldhave my soul as well!
>>168318173
What a lovely day.Now I only need 5 more before I become GOD
Stop giving souls to the flower!
>>168317735hey anon, at least you're having a nice day. good on you.
>>168318259
I'd be a benevolent god to my anons.
>>168318258
It really is!All for you.
>>168318259
They might not be a Flower though! You can't blame me for taking a sure risk at least!
>>168318259
No!
>>168318267Normally I would say everyone deserves better than myself, but today, YOU would deserve at least as good as I've gotten.
Try to do something to improve your day!That's everything there can be doneunless you tell me how I could improve yours.No, really.
>>168318387
That's what they all say!
>>168318482
What if they are a flower? You kids nowadays always taking unnecessary risks...
>>168318551
What do you mean "no", you punk?!
>>168318602aw, thank you! truth be told i've been having a really shitty week so that means a lot. i'm glad that you're in such high spirits, though! i hope life continues to treat you well.
>>168318387
I would pray to anon flower god aaallllll day!
>>168318752
>What if they are a flower?All the better!
I like to lead a dangerous life!
happy Valentine's Day, have a cute comic
Wouldn't it be adorable if Blooky saw bare women's brests for the same time and began blushing & crying? Blooky is so innocent!
Does Papyrus watch any ecchi animes or is he too pure for those?
>>168319021
thanks anon
i love seeing cute skeletons first thing in the morning
>>168318883Truly. It's been ages since my life took any steps of real improvement so last month is starting to light up my optimism now that I'm looking at it.Best of luck to you.
>>168319263
He watches them and doesn't understand them at all. He is too pure to see all the plainly obvious sexuality.
>>168319021
>From: toriel
ahaha aw
>>168319263
He could watch them but he wouldn't understand that they're lewd.
Happy V-Day /utg/ who'scontemplating breaking up? cause i am ahaha ahelp
>>168319381
You'd think tumblr would prefer more stone-faced Sans but no.
Guess they can't really relate to his nonchalance.
>>168309240
Good morning and happy holiday. I'm doing okay and getting back to work slowly. Listening to the radio as I go, NPR and Bloomberg.
>>168301494
She's cool.
>>168319649
>contemplating breaking up
at least you have someone to break up with
>>168319649
I'll be your girlfriend tonight anon-kun
>>168319824
>tfw I'll never give Papyrus a Valentine's gift
It hurts.
I'm sorry
When does Mettaton feel love and affection?
>>168320695
well duh he has a soul
>>168319649
Can't break up if you never had anyone!
Seriously, maybe contemplate the situation with them, not alone.
>>168320769
>Buck-tooth flowe
I love it
>>168320668
that artstyle looks familiar, i feel as if ive seenpornwith this artstyle before
>>168309240
Kind of tired. Wanted to try my hand at taking requests here again since it's been a while but life got in the way. Now I only have a couple hours left and I'm sleepy. I'll try tomorrow.
>what are you listening to.
Uh well it probably won't make any sense to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb_BwOMxWzY
>>168321010
It's pure adorable.
glad to spend valentine's day with you favefags
During my first date with Mettaton at a fancy restaurant, I would just arrive as late as possible and once I get there, I begin screaming 'Yolo! Everyone get out of here! I have stomach gas!'.
>>168322116
It is truly wonderful.
>>168322116
>Inb4 there's only like 2 of us here and everyone else is out with their so and so.
>>168324005
Nah there's a ton of us here, just mostly lurkers y'know.
>>168320668
cute!!
>>168324005
Don't worry anon, I'm here for you.This day is a sad memory, so I ain't going nowhere
Valentine flowe
>>168325723
wanna hug a flowe
wannafuga flowe
>>168321132
Hey there,whoops - forgot your nickname again. Sorry.
Don't worry about those requests right now. Do what you have to do and don't make the same mistake as me and get some sleep.
>it probably won't make any sense to you
It still sounds nice.
It would be cool if /utg/ started to post more songs in other languages.
>>168324320
Come on, UndyneSend those nudes.
>>168326159
It's actually Undyne trying to sexting Toriel in Asgore's phone. You should check the complete comic.
>>168326226
*looks at the phone*
Oh yeah - you're right.Still - it would be nice to gets some fish nudes.
>>168326226
Where might I find it?
>>168325957
same
>>168324005
We're not that sparse.
>>168325723
Do you have artist's tumblr?
>>168321132spörö
>>168326447
>liking flowey
>not knowing about devichonee
>>168326447
http://devichonee.tumblr.com/
>>168326392
https://not-so-chaotic.tumblr.com/post/154642877763/more-romantic-ps-i-like-asgoriel
The legend says that there's one specific that if you add at the end of a sentence, it would be clear that Mettaton said it. What is that word? (eg: I'll take care if it,____)
>>168327017Hodor.
>>168327017niggers
>>168327017Toby
sup /utg/
>no interspecies valentines romance
>>168326760
>https://not-so-chaotic.tumblr.com/post/154642877763/more-romantic-ps-i-like-asgoriel
I chucked heartily, thanks senor.
>>168327738
Not much, yourself?
>>168326159I don't have a nickname. I was once called Mettacat guy because I drew a lot of mettacat in the beginning.
>It would be cool if /utg/ started to post more songs in other languages.But then we won't be as cool as our American senpais~
>>168326542Spärdekin spedeborn
>>168327827
>Not much, yourself?
I'm cold
Would you give your soul toflowey?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12338487
http://www.strawpoll.me/12338487
>>168328194
I'm taken.
>>168326589
>>168326629
Thanks, I had their art saved from here but no name.
>>168327863
Glad to know you're still here.
>>168327975
sorry to hear that, I hate that feeling.
>>168328194
only if im already fucking dead
id give it to azzy unconditionally tho
>>168327863
AAAAAAH YOU DID SOME REALLY FUCKING NICE Nice Cream Guy ONCE I CANT BELIEVE YOURE STILL AROUND also you have a good Muffet
>tfw this is either a Clock Tower 3 reference or a reference to the actual serial killer John Haigh
Either way how odd
Important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12326918
>>168328628
>>168328397
I'm... literally here every day. Not every moment but still, every day.
>REALLY FUCKING NICE Nice Cream Guy
Oh? I'm surprised you still remember it. It's one of my earliest requests.
>August 8th
Feels like it's been a lot longer.
>Good Muffet
Thanks!
Blooky reminds me of Makoto from School Days.
alphys vorefic when
Do you think Human Souls by themselves still have some level of sentience or awareness? If so, do you think anyone knows about it? How do you think the souls felt being trapped in containers and taken out occasionally to have experiments done with them?
>>168290060
>ywn squeeze Shyren's pillow to bottle the juices and sell them at a premium
>>168328397(you)suallyi don't mind broken robots, but that spine sticking out of Neo just rubs me the wrong way for some reason.
>>168328805
>John Haigh
Jeez - that got dark...
>>168329131
>122 votes
>only 55 posters
At least you know they look at the treads:(
>>168329690
The human SOUL has a mind, it is emotions. The human mind handles all logical thought, the SOUL handles the emotion and feelings.
>>168329898
Good point.
>>168328805
What the heck. If you're on to something there that really is a new bizarre turn for that artist.
>>168329307
I'm here pretty much every day too I'm just bad at recognizing people. My original statement still stands though, glad to have you.
>>168329803
I'm more concerned at how it looks like Alphys chopped of his fucking arm, but I do follow (you). That mechanical spine looks odd connected to that machine.
>>168329803
>Jeez - that got dark...
Well its prorably a reference to Clock Tower 3 since Frisk is wearing the same mask but I mean that itself is a reference to the serial killer so...
I more found it odd that someone would make weird crossover fanart between those two very unrelated games. Then again I have seen Silent Hill 3 x Undertale art so maybe I shouldn't be that shocked. Jap botfags seem to have good taste in vidya
>>168330252
>If you're on to something there that really is a new bizarre turn for that artist.
I'm like 90% sure but you can judge for youself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Eu2u_cSVs
Uhh warning for pS2 era murders
>>168330369
Oh also Frisk has the weird shower acid backpack thing the serial killer does
I mean I could be wrong I guess but idk
Would you still love your favorite if they proposed to you with a letter that said
"Your sight, my delight
Will you marry me?"
>>168330616
I'd fuck them right then and there
>>168330616
I reply "Over the knickers and up the bum;
Look out sugar, here I come!"
>>168330616
Followed up by a passionate kiss Just to find outit's not real.......
Happy Valentine's Day from the cute robot!
>>168331296
>>168284769
Valentine's day with nosans punsIt doesn't feel the same
What would it be like to be married to the following characters
Flowey
Asriel
Asgore
Mettaton
Sans
Papyrus
Napstablook
If you could compare metalton to a real life actor or person who would it be?
>>168331832
All of them.
>>168331875
Gilbert Gottfried.
>>168331875
Carrot top
Nerd valentines
>>168331940
Fuck off Achmed polygamy is illegal in the western world
>>168331940
>>168332171
and homosexuality is banned where you're form anyway.
Asriel valentine fic when
>>168331296
I can only dream...
>>168331875
Rip Taylor.
>>168329803
The spine is curled in a way that makes you think of intestines on top of being bad enough as a curled spine.
>>168324005
>Dumped gf almost a week ago
>Completely forgot about valentines day
Hopefully there's a party to go to or something...
If you found out you could live in any of your fantasies canon or non canon but you have to die in order to do it Would you ?
>>168330252
Thanks!
> I'm just bad at recognizing people
I would be more surprised if you recognized me just by my anonymous posting. There's like at least 2 others posting bots too so there's not much to separate me.
Post Valentines pics.
>>168333094
>Live in the exact copy of the world but with my fantasies added in
I mean yeah I guess. I'd have to be pretty damn sure about it being true though. That's some SOMA tier stuff though. Having to kill your self for some hope that your mind will live on in some other form.
>>168333113
>>168333083On one hand - I'm kinda jealous that you had a gf, on the other - i know how painful braking up is...
Stay with us today, botposter.
We're gonna have a comfy thread.
>>168333094
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!
>>168333083
Dumped or got dumped by?
>>168333113
>>168333113
>>168333548
>>168333734
Man - seeing those two nerds makes me happy.
Also (brace for bit of blogposting)HOLY FUCK! I'M SAVED - I'M NOT GOING TO DROP OUT!
Turns out this day isn't as shitty as i thought.
>>168334049
That's great!What happened that "saved" you?
How will we ruin Alphys and Undyne's Valentine's Day date so that Undyne will break up with her and instead date me who deserves her
>>168334432
>How will we ruin
>and instead date me who deserves her
I see you fucker, hiring us to do your dirty work
Big shota dongs
>>168334049
Congratulations anon!
How would you ask your favorite on a date?
>>168334049
You turned it around like that? Proud of you!
>>168334283
>>168334714So - the thing is that i have way too many exams right now but it turns out that my university gives you a month after finals to get the required amount of points.
There's still a lot of work waiting for me but at least i can finally get some sleep.
>>168334606
Thanks, darling.
>>168334649
*this starts playing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR54declpAA
YOU! UNDYNE! LET'S GO OUT ON A DATE! I WANT YOU TO BE MY VALENTINE!!!
WE ARE GONNA HAVE A FUCKING AWESOME DAY, WATCHING ANIME AND SUPLEXING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!
>>168334830
Niceee
>>168333098
Actually, I've identified multiple botposters just by filename format alone. There's the one that puts "mettaton (number) (number)", one who puts "artist's name (number)", one who puts "mettaton by (artist)", one that puts "mtt (number)" and there's you and me who just save the pictures with the original filenames.
...Of course, that's assuming there's no overlap between any of those. I'm the nutjob who has 33k, by the way.
>>168334830
Cool, just don't whatever the equivalent procrastination of waiting to the last day to finish like I did with that one capstone paper I got an extension on once, and next day airmailed to have it on time.
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>168335391
marry spooder
>>168334649
I would probably stutter a lot, mumble something weird and then i would get a panic attack and run away.
>>168335201
I try to avoid that, but to be honest - sometimes doing this is just fun.
I don't know - maybe i'm weird.
>>168333516
I guess I should, looks like no-one's feeling like partying tonight.
>>168333548
Dumped, it wasn't going to last long anyways so might as well just cut it off before things got to be too much.
thank god for all these botposts
>tf you untense your body and it feels so good you moan
>>168335814
Agreed, there's like 4 of us on here right now
Stealth dadpost to outweigh the bot posts
>>168311120
Adorable! I want to hug that spider.
>>168335530
I wish you luck and prosperity! May you make the spider very happy!
>>168336176More secret goat dad
>>168335668
We can start a little party here if you want just to keep your mind off that brakeup.
I hope that it won't hurt that much and you will get over it quickly.
I will try to keep you company tonight.
>>168335814
>>168336109
Yeah - i'm surprised.
Usually there's like two or three of us at most.
>>168335902
I just did that when i figured out this >>168334049It felt good. Really good.
>>168335391
Giving the spider a jack-in-the-box as a birthday present!
The baby spider winding up the jack-in-the-box!
The baby spider being very surprised and frightened by the jack-in-the-box popping out of the box!
The baby spider crying!
>>168335391
But can the spider make her food part of a balanced breakfast?
Monster IKEA sells armchairs up to 5XL-DOUBLE-PLUS-ULTRA sizes.
>>168335160
>that's assuming there's no overlap between any of those
I'm probably a few of these, owing to my disorganization.
>one who puts "artist's name (number)", one who puts "mettaton by (artist)
A pic like this >>168334714 come from the organized folder, where as the one here comes from the unsorted folder where I do try to cite artists but haven't gone through and actually formatted it like I want in the final folder. I do also do "Character Name (#)" if I don't have a source.
>>168329531
How about maw- and tongueplay?
>>168309240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxu1bku4wN0
Opetoriel
>>168336690
PARTYYYYYY
>>168337114
Ah, I see. Still at least four of us going by post times, though!
>>168329829
Multiple option polls count every box anyone checks.
>>168330616
desu I'd marry even the characters I don't like if they loved me. If they did I'd probably learn to like them over time because I just am like that.
>>168331832
Yes.
>>168335160
I use both "mettaton (number) (number)" and "mtt (number)" - the latter is just from my reaction pic folder.
>>168337542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlpihtgGq6kFuck me - i want to play this game so bad right now.Why did i sell my ps2...
>>168337542
And I am proud of that fact. Glad to sort of make you guys acquaintance.
>>168336827
Comforting the spider until she calms down!
Showing the spider that it's just a toy and is harmless!
The spider being prepared for it next time!
The spider enjoying her gift very much!
>>168337065
Yes! She doesn't need to make her food part of a balanced breakfast when it already is! Her food is both healthy and tasty! Just a single bite of any of her pastries is enough to brighten your day, guaranteed!
>>168334830
I feel happy for you. Use your chances well.Some of us did not when we still had any.
>>168335814
They are kinda nice.
Should post and fan over the box more but whatever.
>tfw no goator anybodyto spend valentine's day with
What if Uwe Boll made a movies adaptation of Undertale?
>>168338624
Actually it's my second (and last) chance.
In 2013 i studied inCracowand...
Well - let's just say that it was short, painful and somewhat spectacular episode in my life.I'm glad i left it though - that place was a fucking meat grinder
>>168339224
don't go there
>>168337303
this is also goodbetter if included WITH the vore
>>168338770
>buy body pillow
>cry self to sleep while snuggling pillow
>have lucid dreams
the closest you will get to your favoritea sad timeline we live in
>>168339289
Sounds exciting but I can see that not going to plan. Hopefully this chance does pan out.
>>168338770
>tfw no utg friend
You are all such great people.i mean it, feels kind of a shame. I love talk and discussion here but I understand if I can never get even slightly more close to anyone.I love just about every character in some way so I always felt like connecting at least here was easy and pleasant.
>>168329531http://archiveofourown.org/works/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&work_search%5Bquery%5D=alphys+voreI will try to find more ;)
Which characters do you NOT like and what do you think of their fans?
don't.
Here we go.
feesh
>>168340132
Momfags are good people
>>168340053I feel the same way but. Not every anon would be pleasant talking toI'm more quiet when talking but anon posting makes it betterWhen you want to talk to anons but are sure they use internet lingo every day thats cringe/autistic in every sentenceI feel like to only anon not to talk like that
>>168339289
You only need to succeed once! And then a few times more in your life as well but you know.Sorry for ifunny crap, I can't find original on my phone but will delete if someone can in time.
>>168340372
thats a babillion times better than the crud I draw
>>168340562
Burgerpants has some advice for you
>>168340132
onedimensional murderous chara fans and I think they're badly misinformed and should learn from all the theories that have been written about what chara's really like
this sadly goes for most of the jap and korean fans, since the big theoies haven't been translated, they still grossly misunderstand chara
>>168339720
I should finish my fic about that then.Absolutely unrelated but read any decent fics on those subjects, besides writebin?
>>168340561
:)
>>168340741Aryion has a few alphys-related ones. Furaffinity has a few non-Alphys ones. Be prepared to sift through garbage.Or you could ask the vore general on /trash/
>>168340246
No, it's "Here we are."
>>168340893
No it's "We are here".
Heard on the radio today that it's a good idea to spread the love today and to acknowledge all the people you love. I love y'all, /utg/. Thanks for making my workday bearable and giving me something to do at night. Here's my favorite picture. Hope you guys have a good day/night.
>>168340670
I cannot respond
The best part in Megalovania is the synth part where it goes like bwoooooooo bweee bwooo bwee bweeeeeeee bwooooo bwee bwee bwooo bwooooooo right
>>168340962
There's one way you can, and it won't be visible to us
DRAW!
After all, that's what I'm doing
>>168340530me too.we should connectannnnd I've already scared you off haven't I
>>168340692
At least japanese seem more lighthearted about it.
>>168340946
love you too anon, and for all the conversation you contribute!
>>168340530
I feel the same way bro
It really is a shame cause im sure all of you are cool people who share hobbies with me
>>168341270Nah :) I'm just not a talker really I Wouldn't mind usernames per say while chatting but talking is a different story
>>168340530I don't do any of that, but I'm also painfully boring and shy
>>168341270
all that tells me is that they're incapable of taking it seriously, which is also rather gross
I know eastern gamers aren't used to deep, meta-level narrative and a difficult story like undertale, but the least they could do is just listen to people who know better
enemy spotted
>>168340946
I can't post from work any more but I still lurk the thread all day and echo this guy's thoughts!
>no flowey bf for valentines day
>no anon bf for valentines day
>no bf for valentines day
>>168341739
Where?
>>168341661
>I know eastern gamers aren't used to deep, meta-level narrative and a difficult story like undertale, but the least they could do is just listen to people who know better
I also heard they made an undertale ripoff called earthbound, can you believe it?
i want to die
>>168341810
>no fish gf for valentines day
>no anon gf for valentines day
>no gf for valentines day
same
>>168341924
lol good one
>>168340946
Hear hear.
>>168341489I'm bad english speaker but can write just fine.
Howdy utg! Hope your Valentines day is going well! Happy Valentines Day to you all!
>>168309240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4S6dNvHBYI
>>168341960
no please don't
>>168342041
>>168341561
>>168341489
besides somebody's got to keep /utg/ alive:)
>>168341739
Correct.
R & I
Report and ignore. We already failed the second step but w/e
>>168341960
It won't last forever and you will get to do it anyways.
What part of the Undertale fandom do you dislike/are bothered by the most?
>>168342048
>>168342315
let me rephrase that
i want to have never existed outright
>>168342046
I got some candy and some hot chocolate as an unexpected gift which was pretty nice
>>168309240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHiqn4z-1Wk
>>168342398
some of the people who cosplay and stuff are really outgoing and kinda annoying. I dont mind them per say, but I hate being lumped in as part of something that they represent so poorly.
>>168341924
very funny, a decade-old game that has no relevance besides inspiring undertale. eastern games in general have long stopped having stories where the characters have actual personalities and sthe story is engaging, so I'm not mad at them for not getting how significant undertale is
I just pity that they have so little understanding of the characters, that they keep using wrong interpretations without remorse
>>168340053
>>168340530
I would love to find some other way to talk with certain anons outside of /utg/, but...
Well - I have one guy from here on my steam friends list, and it's not quite working out.
Here i can spew out bullshit left, right and center and as long as i don't attach any picture with familiar filename no one would recognize me.
And no one would care.
I can just let loose and post what i want without thinking about it.
But when it comes to talking with someone outside of /utg/, where there's more to that person than being just another botfag then...
talking suddenly becomes like ten times harder - i overthink every single message, often i just regret something i said and just feel awkward for taking their time.
So yeah - as appealing as this thought is, it doesn't always work out.
>>168340794
>>168340561
I don't mind that watermark desu, but still - thanks for that.
And thanks for kind words.
>>168342046
Hey goatmom!
My day is going well but it has nothing to do with all that V-day bullshit.(and that's a good thing)
I hope yours goes well too.
>>168342443
>The mountain goats
I don't think that's a coincidence
>>168342046
A happy v-day to you too! I got chocolates, and I'm planning on baking some cookies tonight.
>>168342443
Thats nice anon!I bought myself a choclate bar. Totally not going to kill my cut or anythingBut it is Valentines Day!
>>168342659
Good for you!! I hope the rest of your day is the same!
>>168342660
Oooo, what kind?
>>168342046
Good news it actually is!
>>168342414
Same but it happened so better roll with it. Sometimes it's okay to roll in frustration about it. Life isn't so meaningful but that's also okay.
>>168342556
Extroverts extremes can be tiring but you could choose to avoid and ignore them.
It's a small price to pay for some fun cosplay though less so in UT's case I guess.
the alphys vore blog updatedholy shit there's size growth along with the WG hnnng
>>168342659
>I don't think that's a coincidence
its a good band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVYYjEYEkVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-jse54GBB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRP6egIEABk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWQUs7S0bYo
>>168342914
Nothing wrong with treating yourself
>>168342659
That's what's amazing about being anonymous but it comes with some caveats. but I don't mind if people know if i'm the same anon posting. Well sometimes I do if I say something stupid. But if this was the old /utg/ we would be ousted since people don't want blog posting. so all in all I love chatting with what's left of /utg/ botfags,momfags,fish,flowey and the rest of you.Happy valentine's day
>>168342046
I'm going to sit in the corner of the room, listen to Opeth, and force myself to feel emotions as intensely as I used to. Then subsequently find out that I have none of it left inside me.Nah, but I'm taking my ex out on a friend date for Valentines
>>168343394
good luck anon
>>168343394
OH SHITHope it goes well man.
>>168343150
True dat
>>168342046
Thank you. I honestly expected to go a little worse, but all things considered it's going smoothly. I might get some chocolate later.
>>168335391
No!
I have things I need to do today so just in case I can't make it to next thread here is a "No!" in advance.
No!
Happy valentines day /utg/
>>168340872I know all that, I was just asking in case you had ever liked something specific, UT related preferably but why not other things.It's okay, I'll try asking trash.
>>168342914
some plain, homemade sugar cookies to dunk in my hot chocolate
I swear I'm cutting back on sweets after this, for real this time.that's a lie and I know it
>>168343657
Glad to hear it anon!
>>168343825
Oh shit, my sugar cookie familia. I love those so much.
>>168343712
Merry christmas
Good afternoon /utg/
I managed to make it through the day so far without wanting to drink until I pass out so that's something
Blogpost is in the /trash/ Undyne thread if anybody cares to read about me being a creep without the nerve to stare a girl in they eyes on V-Day
Anyway, hope you guys are all having a good day
Music
https://youtu.be/gxtGzH1CrtM
>>168343807Ah.
This one is kinda nice.
https://aryion.com/g4/view/363331
There was also a little series someone on aryion did, but the appear to have been deleted.
>>168343712
And to all a new year
>>168343680
Don't fight against the cuteness! Let it fill the spider-shaped hole in your spider-shaped heart! Please love the spider and finally know happiness!
Good luck with whatever it is you need to do.
Oh fuck
Bot lover here - posting on a phone
My laptop just went bananas and the screen just started flashing rapidly for no reason
Resetting doesn't seem to help
Does anyone know what might be the problem ?
>>168342659
>I would love to find some other way to talk with certain anons outside of /utg/, but...
If you have any preferable chat things we could make a throwaway accounts or just emails, share them and talk for a while without risking anything else of ours.Finding someone to talk to on vday would be appropriate bonus.
>>168343712
Likewise.
>>168344786
it's becoming mettaton
>>168344786
delete system 32
WANNA HUG AN ANON
GONNA HUG AN ANON
>>168344859
>ghost kissu
this is pure
>>168344786
Can you run the built in diagnostics?
>>168344786
I know nothing about computers, but that sounds like graphics card bullshit. Just wait a bit and try to reboot it again later. If it doesn't work you might need to take it somewhere to get it repaired, not much you can do
>>168344786
Let it cool off.
Hope it was temporary.
>>168345159
What aboutboobykissu?
>>168345080
I kinda want to...
What is Undyne scared of?
Ghosts?
Fishing hooks?
>>168345551
The people she loves being hurt or dying
>>168345387
booby is explicitly for kissu
>>168345186
I think it could be a hardware problem - I had something similar once when I plugged in a janky HDMI cable.
Only difference is that I'm not pluggin in anything now
>>168345387
I guess I should let it cool off - it was running for almost three days straight
>>168345551
Sads of lizard.
Losing lizard.
>>168345849
Running it long isn't bad unless it gets too heated at some point.
Changing positions with laptop like to hot desk or your lap could be the cause, the things heat up very easily.Not sure if you were the same poster even but is there any way I could still contact you? I think it actually might be a good idea.
You're sitting around and chilling when Asgore gives you this look.
What do you do?
>>168346435
Give him aFriendly hug
>>168342659
Yeah online conversations usually grind to a crawl when I've tried to improve upon them, frustratingly. Maybe some day.
>>168344786
I wish I knew I'd have paniced.
>>168346101
Does Undyne ever wake up, see that Alphys is not in bed and go into a complete panic, terrified about whether or not she's hurt herself again, before just finding her in the living room watching TV
>>168346435
kiss his snootle
>>168345080
BREAK
MY
RIBS
>>168290613
This one is more accurate
>>168341979we might be able to help each other with some of these problems
>>168346595
No.
>>168346101
Well - right now my hands are tied (fucking mobileposting is so clunky I can't even) and I kind of don't want to give my steam account name right away - I hope you understand.
But stick around for few more days - I will figure something out once I get this hunk of junk running again
>>168346590
Maybe some day we will get better at itespecially if you are the one I'm thinking about
>>168346595
Its the opposite. She wakes up and for a moment imagines that she never met Alphys and is filled with an amazing feeling of relief that she won't have to keep up the lie of liking her because she doesn't want her to off herself
>>168348067
iktf
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. Just stopping by real quick to say that I'm going to try and sit down and get an update in over the weekend. I know I've let things built up, but I'll try really hard to at least get some of the older things onto the writebin. Have a good rest of your day, everyone.
>>168342659
Ifunny degrades image quality while littering search results
>>168348386
Thanks Goop. Happy Valentine's Day.
>>168345387
I DEFINITELY want to
>>168347453
NO
NEVERI'd miss you too much
*hugs gently
>>168346590
>>168342659Let's just try this, bot friends. I'm off to bed soon-ishhttp://www.disposablechat.com/chat/kind+utg+posters?password=botlegsOr, not, if you just want to wait for something else. It's okay.
Do monsters celebrate Valentine's day?
Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and the only movies they were allowed to watch were Disney direct-to-video sequels
>>168348717
FREE ME FROM THIS HUSK
>>168349462
>>168349462
All the best ones do!
Happy Valentine's /utg/!
>>168348386
Nice.
If you're still there then recommend me one fic, but only one.
>>168349513
>sequels
yes but i would get them all the originals and we'd watch them at my house
>>168349462
Asgore illegalized Valentine's day when Toriel left him
>>168347935
I shouldn't bother you, but >>168349383
is still open and works on phones.
Unless, you know, I should just delete it before anything happens.Time for late night tea.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f6da01c587f467e4b42ea0cc2feea6e0/tumblr_oldw7hxK221vlf645o1_1280.png
Awww... :(
>>168349815
Happy Valentines day!
stop fapping to weird gay porn y'all!
>>168350354
But I don't fap to gay shit though.
Today sucks.
Post what you're listening to before the image limit keels over.
>>168350354
I only fap to weird lesbian porn, that's not gay!
>>168350354
I'm fapping to weird straight porn. Pornhub premium is free today, so...My dick's sore lmao
>>168350462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
A friend showed me this, and now I've listened to it like 8 times in a row. I'm not sure if I should hate him or not.
>>168350462
Textpost hours soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoaPhxNubL0
>>168350462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SxxFnxQodE
>>168350462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsacuNWU3k
still listening to this
>>168350354
I can't help it that I likeskele
cherish bone
>>168350462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=WbvKJEHUXXw
>>168350354
no
>>168350462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jnD6dF0u_s
I got that hunk of junk working again.
I have no idea what happened.
Time to check out >>168349383 this thing.
>>168350462
Few minutes late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sXPmz9b4lM
>botfags are making their own private little chat
Is it time to just admit that /utg/ is dead and we should all move on?
>>168350354
i have never fapped once in my entire life
>>168351783
>femanons
>>168351783
same
>>168351783
>>168351843
Liars.
>>168349815
Happy Valentine's day!
>>168350462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD1isK41bHk
>>168351783
i as well
my cummies are saved and restrained for shotagotebros to do as pleases
Chara burpfic?
>>168349462
>>168349815
You too!
>>168350354
No!
>>168350462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6EQlZaB7v8
>>168351601
not sure why, we already have a discord
>>168352014
no im telling the truth
>>168351839yep
>>168352436I knew it!
Grillby?
>>168352510
he's hot
>>168352436
>no im telling the truth
Are you an alien then?
>>168350462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYkelite beat agents/ouendan deserves a sequel
Love the characters.
>>168353126
I lovemostof them
which undermeme would you ask to be your valentine?
you're all getting a hot dicking once we're in textpost hours
>>168353581
>>168352217
Reallywhat's it like ?
Ok - i give up.
Here's one V-day hug from me before imagelimit dies.
>>168353769
quiet
there's channels for fanart and channels for chitchat
everybody's friendly but activity is sporadic
>>168353769
Exclusive
You can't join
>>168353719
oven-hot?
>>168353126
i love them all but especially my favorite
>>168353581
>>168353906
Hugs to you too
>>168353719
>dicking
>hot
Nope
>>168353769
Kid diddling gated community of weakling babby fags.
hmm seems postings get worse at night then compared to day, I wonder why
>>168354445
what are you, a fag?
>>168354609
No, I am a straightman. Dicking is for gays.
>>168354586
>Kid diddling
Asgore and Toriel are posted way more than Asriel
>>168354731
>straight
thats fucking gay lol
>>168354282
thick and hickory smoked
>>168354997
Straight is the literal opposite of gay. CHeckmate.
Which character has the worst most pathetic fans?
>Every male anon is gay
Thank God I'm here, right femanons?
>>168354731
>this anon will never know the pleasure of wrapping your legs tight around your lover as their dick twitches deep inside you
>>168355335
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>168355240
Get out faggot, I'm the only straight anon here!
>>168353581
>>168355240
t.Gayfag
>>168355189
Jerryfags, Soriel gayfag.
new thread when
>>168355068
whatever you say faggot
>>168355717
You're a double faggot..
>>168353906
*hug anons
Link Undertale lewds?If you're feeling brave.
>>168355941
ouch
I love my favorite so much.
>>168356792
me too
>>168356564
http://i.imgur.com/ijq9pWb.jpg
Worst case I take a small forced break from /utg/If you don't see twitteranon for a few days then this is why
>>168356792
same
>>168356792
I love my favorite too much
>>168356792
I want my favorite to eat me so much.
Valentines day writing time utg! Write a valentines Day card to a characterfag of your choosing, but not your own! Doesn't have to rhyme, although bonus points if you can.
GO!
Linking the next part of the comic since the image limit was reached.
http://imgur.com/a/jh0eh
What do?
>>168356907
He was here yesterday
>>168356564WHERE'S that lobotomy green text people hated so much
>>168357515
I'm twitteranon. I'm saying if you don't see me for a few days its because I got banned for posting porn
>>168357352
Go in and hug Asgore
>>168357272
Roses are red, violets are blue. From one goatfag to another,I'd boop your snoot
>>168357352
Shout GirlScout cookies, then proceed to suplex Asgore.
Go grab the human souls and absorb them.
>>168357619
Oh - sorry.
My brain is slowly turning off.
>>168357352
Do >>168357619
>>168357729
THese, but do the russian Cossack dance while doing it.
>>168349383
Yeah I went away for a good while to read so I guess I missed this.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12340912
>>168356792
i want to give my favourite my soul
>>168358406
>only one vote on cossack dance
Oh come on...
underdtale
Dead.
>>168359807
rip
New thread now lets gooooooo
>>168360073
YOUNG MAN YOU'LL FINISH YOUR THREAD AND LIKE IT
>>168360073
No. You chose this. You chose the TEXTPOST.
hug a gote and/or temmie today
Which characters do you like
which characters do you not care about
which characters do you dislike
Which characters would you let run their tongue over you as a form of teasing?
I can't believe /utg/ is fucking dead.
>>168360346
Asgore
Relax guys, we just hit image limit way too fast
>>168360346
the girl ones
If people love blogposting so much, why don't they do it during textposting hours?
>>168360346
My beloved Undyne.And probably Toriel and Muffet too
>>168360573
because they cant avatarfag as well
>>168348386
Have a happy valentine day too, based Pastebin Anon!
>>168360346
Only the female ones. That is the only correct answer.
>>168360573
It happens sometimes.
I guess no one wants to blogpost now.
I just had pizza.
Sorry for the blogpost.
Which group blog posts the most?
Spiderfags? Dadfags? Momfags? Floweyfags? Fishfags?
>168360912
Soriel does. Think about it. Always the first to cause drama, always the first to complain about retarded things.
>>168360891
How dare you not share with us.
>>168360264
>Like
Asriel
Flowey
Frisk
Toriel
Asgore
Papyrus
Undyne
Alphys
MK
Napstablook
Gerson
Some of the minor enemies(Froggits, whimsuns, the dogi, vulkins, shyren)
>Don't care
Most minor monsters
Sans
Mettaton
Bpants
>Dislike
Chara
Chara
Chara
>>168361023
>lol if I remove the > i don't give him le yuo even though i em reply to de shitter bruh xD
>>168361042
It was pineapple pizza. Had to take one for the team.
Lobotomy posts were a thing.?
Alphys is the deepest Undertale
168361241
Mine! I saw it first!
>>168361186
Hawaiian pizza, or literally just pineapples on pizza?
>>168361354
Yeah, Hawaiian.I like it.
>>168361314
Hard to say.
She's probably up there with Asgore, (potentially) Toriel, and Asriel/Flowey though.
>>168361494
Me too. I don't get why people don't like pineapples on pizza.
>>168361494
>>168361530
If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because you’re weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.
i made some tea. anyone want some?
>>168361314
up front yeah
you can get your hand the deepest without it getting uncomfortable
she had to survive once mang
>>168361314
She literally falls down a deep hole in half the endings!
>>168361494
>>168361530
Defilers of Pizza, I shall cast you into the void.
>>168357272
With petals dancing in the air
And my fingers running through your hair
With the sun on our skin
How eagerly we sin
With my adamant love
I slip into you like a glove
Oh Floweygag
Won't you be mine?
>>168361654
no, SHE is the hole
>>168361582
>>168361697
Woah man, chill out.
It's not like they like bananas on pizza.
*barf*
>>168361834
Bananas ondessertpizza are great!
>>168361770
nicely done
Are we there yet?
What do you think your fave's favorite flavor of pizza would be?
>>168362008
Are wededyet?
>>168357272
Flowers are yellow
Monster souls are white.
You've all disappeared,
I bid you goodnight.
>>168362074
PIZZAS HAVE TOPPINGS, NOT FLAVORS
THIS ISN'T FUCKING ICE CREAM
>>168362008
we're halfway there WHOAOOOOO
TAKE MY HAND
Post Valentines tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEmy2DBaeTc
>>168361582
That's really weird logic.
>>168361697
It's not defiling pizza at all! It's making it better!
>>168361626
Me! Can I have milk and sugar?
>>168362154
my french canadian friend keeps telling me to close the lights and it pisses me off to no end
>>168362074
Asgore seems like a gentleman so i'm sure he would prefer pure pepperoni
>>168361960
I drink better when I poem
>>168362074
SOULS.
>>168362154
What about ice cream pizza?
>>168362317
>i drink better when I poem
Are you my spirit animal
>>168362174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlQRUe8j_L4
>>168362374
THAT'S JUST A THIN ICE CREAM CAKE
>>168362228
that's what im having so yes, milk and sugar it is
>>168362174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8zUawrwyAg
>>168362174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOjdXSrtUxA
>>168362074
DETERMINATION
give me a flowey boyfriend
>>168362278
kek
>>168362683
No.
>>168362174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ
Who do you think makes better tea, Asgore or Muffet?
Who do you think makes better pie, Toriel or Muffet?
best lewdfontcestfic or pic you can find. mind breaking would be perfect
>>168362824
I would say Asgore and Toriel make better tea and pie respectively.
>>168362824
Asgore
Toriel
I swallowed a spider once. It didn't taste good.
>>168362875
No.
the threads have been making me feel bad lately
>>168362875
please dont mindbreak the cute skeletons
>>168362174
https://youtu.be/EUm5-1x1LfAYes I'm the fishfag
>>168363187
Why's that?
>>168363187
I'm sorry. Is there any way I can change my postings to make this a more pleasant experience for you?
>>168362761
please
>>168363187
sorry anon
I want to wish Asriel a happy valentine's day.
>>168363351
If you want a Flowey bf, you gotta earn it.
You can't just sit around waiting for his strong vines to sweep you off you feet. If you wanna get your flower prince, you gotta get out there and start smooching them daffodils.
No one else can do this for you.
andeR,....telll
I can't stop farting!
>>168363756
Hes stuck underground as a flower unable to love. He'll never have a happy valentine's day again
>>168362174
https://youtu.be/NvmvBpAAwrI
Claim your valentine
>>168364172
Chara
>>168364172
Undyne
>>168364172
Chara
>>168364172Fishlover
>>168364172
All of the female Undertales.
>>168364172
asgore
>>168364172
Sans
>>168364172
asriel
>>168364460O-oh... I'm flattered!
>>168364172
Bunny shopkeeper, probably.
I'll see how it goes.
>>168364172
Chara
>>168364172
Mettaton Ex.
>>168364453
>>168365239
Fuck off he is mine.
>>168365382
Chara is a girl!
>>168365382
No he loves me. He will reject you.
Goodnight utg, see you another time.
>>168347935
>especially if you are the one I'm thinking about
We'll never know will we.
>>168364172
flowey
>>168363891
aaah
you should have told me sooner
>>168365543
Sleep well, anon.
>>168365543
Goodnight! Sweet dreams!
>>168364809Come on - deep down you knew i was going to pick you
>>168365543
Good night.
>We'll never know will we.
I guess we won't
>>168365543
Good night. Sleep well.
>>168365759I... I didn't! I swear!But I'll be your valentine!
best goat
best gay
best skeleton
best murderer
best virgin
best kid
best rock
go
>>168366471
baron of hell
amethyst
revenant
jason
elliot rodger
tails
dwayne
>>168366471
TorielidubbzrevenantJohn Haighmeicarushavel
am i doing this right?
>>168366471
Orcus
C3P0
Brook
Mysterious Stranger
Moon Princess
Finn
Blue
I came from the abyss to ruin the next thread!
What's up /utg/?
Happy valentines day
>>168366830
>What's up /utg/?
everything is horrible
>>168366830
I'm listening to a podcast and about to go make some hot cocoa
>>168366471
asgore
undyne
papyrus
Frisk
Burgerpants
Frisk
the one in the ruins
>>168366830
Having a big salad for dinner and then probably going to play some vidya with friends. All in all, things are pretty good tonight.
>>168366918
>everything is horrible
fantastic, nothing has changed!Im sorry things are horrible anon, I hope things get better for you
>>168367013
sounds comfy, what podcast?
>>168367069
nice, glad things are going good Anon!
>>168366471
asriel
asriel
papyrus
asriel
asriel
asriel
the one who's reluctant to move
>>168366830
Any chance you could do a valentine request?Like maybe of a shy anon givingAsgorea valentine card?
>>168366471
Michael Jordan
Neil Patrick Harris
Papyrus
Ted Bundy
Virgin Mary
Macaulay Culkin
Dwayne Johnson
>>168366830
good to have you back :)
>>168367131
>sounds comfy, what podcast?
Its a podcast of people playing a tabletop game
roll call
>>168367729
skeleton friend
>>168366830
Not much man, how are you?
>>168367729
floweyfag here and always
>>168367729
Fishlover!
>>168366173I guess for the first time ever i have a valentine
>>168367729
Botlover
>>168367729
Fish
>>168367729
Sushiman up in this bitch
>there are anons here who didnt go on a valentines day date with any of the lonely femanons