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Shepard's Crone Hands Edition

Newest video: https://youtu.be/NNG_szaXNNU

Previously newest video: https://youtu.be/Inh3V2CfdaE

MEG's updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8295rOMvtQI

CES 2016 Footage: https://youtu.be/JRStRzbBD_g

E3 2015 trailer: https://youtu.be/uG8V9dRqSsw

E3 2014 trailer: https://youtu.be/C4HbiCKBhFU

Bioware propaganda: http://blog.bioware.com/2015/06/15/introducing-mass-effect-andromeda/

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
http://letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

Previous thread: >>168174473
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It's gonna be shit.
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>>168237426
wew
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>>168268664
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>>168268809
Is this the greatest scene in video game history?
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>>168268809
Wonder how will it look after they changed the faces and the animations.
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>>168268809
>>168268967
It's the vidya equivalent of the Plane Scene.
Nigress = CIA
Ryder = Bane
Turian = Masketta Guy
Krogans = Guards
"You first." = "For you."
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>>168268809
The leg twitch is the least of it. Her face is moving around like flubber without a skull. Her mouth, cheeks and chin look freakishly unnatural in motion. Why the fuck are her cheekbones moving around like that?
And then there's the actual "disarming" animation. Fucking Christ.
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>>168268967
definitely kino
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At least the arks look nice.
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>>168262937
>>168267517
Not finished yet, but here is a preview. I may have to stop writing for the night, soon.

NSFW, of course.

http://pastebin.com/GGxSjJhm
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>>168267517
>>Blade Runner
>>that shitty movie
>Nice bait you malnourished African.
I'll give it credit for being somewhat original and influential, as well as having the atmosphere done right, but it was honestly a drag to watch through. I was bored to tears by midpoint.
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>>168269116
The thing that makes the disarming animation bad for me is her mouth is open all along like she's a literal "mouthbreather".
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>>168268809
>watchoutforthatlegtwitch
fuck you man, didn't even notice.

>>168269116
don't forget the niggress having parkinson's because the arm is glitching into something and/or fucked up physics.
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>>168268967
No, this is.
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>>168268750
That must look like a really weird rash at a distance.
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>>168269304
Eh... Remember ME2 and Mordin's datapad clipping though his hand? Or The "invisible rock" Tali took from Rannoch. Wihch also clipped through her fingers before turning invisible in the next scene.

We know what we liked Mass Effect for, and it's what we'll like Andromeda for.

It's an alien dating simulator. Don't even deny it.
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>>168269551
It's the same from the thumbnail, actually.
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>>168269257

Ffffffffffffffffffuck!
>all that everything
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>>168269257
Pretty fucking neato, anon. Thanks for the read and I'm looking forward for another one. Pretty based writing skills right there.
>thirty-eight character passcode
Kekd right there, since my special folder is encrypted with the same length password as well.

Aforementioned femdom would be grand too, but I don't wanna be picky
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>>168270471
Thanks! I aim to get another 2000-3000 words done next update, and possibly see about finishing the first draft. I'm sure you can see where the story is leading, but the important thing in this case is the details. Juicy, juicy details.

>>168270667
I appreciate the feedback. It's not actually done yet - I just used that as a stopping point because I'm tired. The next update will have more, hopefully.

Femdom on female, or femdom on male?
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>>168270904
>Juicy, juicy details.
This good anon knows how to write awesome fanfic. Really interested now.

>on male or female
Both are very much acceptable, dear anon.

On male is hotter though
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>>168269114
I really wish this reddit meme was dead already.
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>>168271232
>On male is hotter though
You have to contend with the alternative - I'm more comfortable writing it and it was what I was planning on anyway. As I said, it's fairly obvious where the story is going.
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>>168271549
Baneposting started on 4chan.
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>>168271665
Write whatever you like to write about, anon. I like that teaser you published very much already.
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>>168271732
That may be what /tv/ told you but it forever has been a Reddit meme.
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>>168271897
Enjoy this comment graveyard. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/23sxyu/director_steven_knight_here_joined_by_actor_tom/
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>>168272206
>Linking to Reddit
Way to prove my point, kiddo
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>>168271854
It's appreciated. I didn't mean to come across as critical, just still in writer mode.

>>168271897
It began on /tv/, but like many things 4chan shits out it was picked up by other sites. Reddit isn't capable of making something as powerful and cancerous as Baneposting.
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>>168272206
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>>168272357
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>>168269257
I just realized this one is set to expire.

http://pastebin.com/jH4W5F9r
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Bane really is the most cancerous maymay on 4chan.
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I hope spaceships that land on their tail, like battletech spheroids or the ISA cruisers make an appearance in ME:A.
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>>168272708
>t. asspained nolanfag
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>>168272708
>t. hothead
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>>168272708
I thought cuckposting was the most cancerous thing on 4chan.
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>>168272792
>>168272894
>t.redditors
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>>168272914

Is cuckposting just saying the word?
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>>168273046
I'd define it more as pushing the cuckold fetish meme, using it as an insult when it makes more sense, using it as a verb when it makes no sense, that sort of thing.
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>>168272949
>>>/a/
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>>168272949
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Ded.
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>>168272734
I don't think we've seen anything like that in any of the media. In the cinematic trailer it looks like Ryder is surrendering to the Angaran on some wide / rear load ship.
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>>168274141
At least you can talk.
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>>168272734
>>168274287
Here's the other ship I was talking about.
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>>168274632
That Angaran planet looks neat. Big open space, too. I wonder if it'll be a hub area.
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>>168274632
I wonder if Jaal is someone important in Angaran society. Maybe he's just rude, but the way he walks up and apparently gets between Ryder and what's probably an ambassador or someone else who's important might be an indication.
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>>168274758
Yeah, hopefully it's not just a cut scene or set decoration. Dragon Age had a couple of areas like that, but then not much going on within them.
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http://www.gamesradar.com/mass-effect-andromedas-director-sets-the-stakes-and-says-kett-are-more-nuanced-than-reapers/

Setting the bar low.
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>>168275326
Hard to take them seriously with this shit when our first introduction (via story trailer) to the archon is him saying "SURRENDER OR DIE" in Reaper voice and imperiling the Tempest.
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>>168263573
>Someone tweets the devs asking why Peebee's eyes are suddenly brown instead of green in this shot.
>"Our lighting doesn't mess around!"

Why would you actively admit that your lighting doesn't function the way it should and be proud of it? It doesn't look like the orange is reflecting off her eyes or anywhere on her face, it looks like they just changed color.
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>>168275483
>Meryl Streep will never voice the Archon
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>>168274632
the walking animations still (like in, after all these years and how they should have managed by now to make it look better) look awkward as fuck, reminds me of ED-209 and stair climbing.
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>>168275605
Sleep deprivation and depression
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>>168268809
Their hands and arms look weirdly twitchy too. What the fuck?
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>>168275308
holy shit that looks bad, too. just look at her arms
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>>168275483

That doesn't contradict what he said. In fact it reinforces it.
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>>168275829
What is nuanced about threats and BIGSCARYBOOMVOICE?
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>>168275248

Security officer, maybe. A kind of "I've got my eye on you, alien." thing, while being on protective duty of who ever higher-up is meeting with Ryder.

>>168275483
>the archon is him saying "SURRENDER OR DIE" in Reaper voice and imperiling the Tempest

To be honest, though, even if that's the case, they're still a lesser force compared to the Reapers.
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>>168275945
>Security officer

Yeah, that makes sense. The devs said he had similar notes to Garrus.
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>>168275921

What part of "The Kett aren't an Ancient Evil universally seeking the destruction of all life, they are a race with factions and the primary antagonist of the game has conflicts with his own people" is hard for you to comprehend
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>>168275945
>another security officer
Well, okay.
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>>168276117
>monocle guy in a puffy fancy jacket who kneels down to you
>C-Sec officer

I would be disappointed but unsurprised
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>>168276139
I was clearly responding to the part about them being NUANCED rather anything more than EVILFOOZLES. I thought I made that clear in my second response.
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Reminder that MEA is a cheap knockoff of Mass Effect.
Also Femsheo Bestshep and Liara best waifu.
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>>168276335
>who kneels down to you
When do Garrus or Jaal do that? Pretty obvious Jaal is trying to get in Ryder's face and intimidate them.
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>>168276585
Jaal, not Garrus. You see the first few seconds of him beginning to kneel or bow or otherwise lower himself physically towards the end of one the clips. Sorry I don't have it on hand, sure a meggot will know what I mean though.
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>>168276758
I thought he was just going down a staircase.
>>168274632
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>>168276910
Oh, you're right, thanks. I saw it out of context and someone said it was him kneeling.
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@168276574
stop trying to stir up shit
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>>168276387
>the bad guys can't be nuanced because the villain threatens you in a trailer
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>>168277043
>expecting more from BioWare after a decade plus of them using the same tired formulae
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>>168268454
nice theme. again.
>>168276758
>>168276910
>>168276967
it just looks like this in this gif but I guess it's the wrong impression.
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>>168277001
I sure fucking hope this is bait.
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>>168277297
not giving him any yous any more
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>>168268750
He fucked up now that they are ditching the Paragon/Renegade in Andromeda
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damn why the fuck did bioware make it so hard to break up with Miranda in ME3? none of the other side characters react this bad
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Can someone please clarify the character customization?
I'm hearing that you can only choose presets and then I'm hearing that it will be similar to the original trilogy.
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>>168278804

You have already-made presets you can choose form, or you can customize the face yourself. Most games like this have preset faces you can choose, or act as a base to further change.

In case you don't want to play as default, but you don't want to spend time with sliders.
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>>168279012
Thank you, friend. I really enjoy customizing my character to my liking so this is good news for me.
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>>168278804
I think the people you're talking to are confused because Aaryn Flynn said every single one of those preset faces would be based off a human face that was scanned. Every face you select at character creation can be customized.
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>>168279012
this is one game i really want to customize the character. the original male shep looked really good already, but this new guy looks like a manlet cuck.
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>>168279668

sounds perfect as your self insert
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Do you guys like my ink?
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>>168280548
no
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>>168280548
>Obviously AIDS-ridden tumblrina with strangely colored hair
>Ugly as fuck too, with hairy armpits

Like pottery.
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>>168280548
everything about this pic is revolting
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>>168280548

The Spectre logo clashes too much with the rest.
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>>168275248
Gave me a tribal chieftain vibe.
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>>168280548
>Average bioware fan
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>>168280548
>Androgynous
>Colored hair
>Shaved sides
>Lip ring
>Triforce tattoo
>Jack tattoo
>Specrte tattoo
>Flat chest
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>>168279668
going to make mine look like Guy Gardner. the jacket flap fits
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>>168281609
im aiming for something like this. hopefully the character creation isn't shit
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>>168280548
Goddamn it feels great not having tattoos and being CIS.
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>>168281957
who dat and why doesn't ryder look like him
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>>168283050
pretty sure it was fan art
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>>168283049
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>>168279668
Hopefully we can round the Kett and Angaran up and put them in camps.
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I hate the nickname 'Miri'.
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Ded Thred.
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>>168286241
Yuck. What the fuck?
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>>168286241
whatever program this guy uses is ill suited for human forms
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>10
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>>168276117
No they didn't. People just assumed that from the monocle.
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Wrex best boy. Prove me wrong.

Tali best girl. Also prove me wrong.
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>>168290878
It cannot be done.

However the Raider a pleb gun that a self-respecting operator like Tali would never use. Go Wraith or go home.
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>>168291272
If you want to fire about as often as Haley's Comet shows up, sure the Wraith is fine. Or would you rather get up in someones face, unload a full clip, and heavy melee if theyre still alive? I know which one I choose.
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>>168290878
won't even try, but will say that Garrus ties Tali for best waifu
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>>168292582
Garrus is a husbando.
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>>168292680
no. no he isn't
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Paladin best pistol. Prove me wrong.

>>168292582
*best husbando
I know he's an omega and all, but he's still a husbando.
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>>168293225
The Suppressor is objectively the best desu, kinda insanely OP.
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>>168293448
Shit magazine size.
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happy valentines day, faggots
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>>168294907
Cute.

But should have been BroRyder.
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I don't have access to my ME games right this second, but is it possible to start a new character, using a previous characters inventory? Like New Game +, but fresh character. Does that make sense?
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>>168296807
No, not possible without editing a save.
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>>168296834
Thought so, just couldn't recall exactly. Thanks anon.
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>>168294907
C u t e .
Happy Valentine's Day to you too.
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>>168297247
>>168288349
This bitch look ugly as fuck in dresses
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>>168297247
Cute, she just needs to be carrying a shotgun.
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I'm impressed that bioshit manage to fuck up Avina
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>>168298793
Always have to be remaking the wheel.
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>>168298793
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
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>>168298793
>the only returning character
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Someone recreate this for me in ME1.
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>>168299997
Silly anon that is impossible. ME's CC only make clayface fishlips
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>>168300271
I know. :(

This'll have to do.
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>>168300527
Could be worse, not bad.
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Hey /meg/ where can I find EGM apart from the nexus?
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>tfw no womanlet femtur gf
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>>168304549
>Vetra
soon, anon
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>>168304635
But she is like 7 foot
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>>168303761
I just uploaded it here:
https://mega.nz/#F!t8EWUYwJ!M2Elzs9C4rXw9LPNM6I0ZQ

Let me know if you need anything else.
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>>168307821
Thanks man. Have a nice ME wallpaper, I have more if you want.
I am looking for JAM as well. The previous ones I got weren't compatible or something and the game wouldn't even start.
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>>168298793
What was wrong with the old one?
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Your father thinks you're a disappointment. What do you say to him, anon?
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>tfw no lazy femtur bureaucrat gf
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>>168308860
I'll get more ayy rams on the ass than he ever would
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>>168308860
I think this thread and game is a fucking disappointment
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>>168308997
>>168309014
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>>168309002
Krogan don't wear facepaint, that's Turians.
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>>168309128
And yet here we are.
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>>168309220
>cum drip
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>>168286430
Ah, good old Makani art. She does professional comic art nowadays. Good thing her old stuff wasn't too lewd or insulting.
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>>168268809
wtf is that animation, Im am upset!
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>>168309409
I can't unsee it now.
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>>168268750
I'm triggered.
This is not how ME space battles should look like.
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>>168309628
>she
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>>168308303
I've added the latest (V1.5) to the folder: >>168307821
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>>168311217
Cheers bro
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>>168268809
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>>168310909
Why yes, Makani, aka Heather Campbell is a woman. But that is utterly unbelievable for an autist it seems.

http://www.kritzkast.com/kritzkast-interviews-makani
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Has anyone played ME3 with the MEHEM mod?

Is it good?
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>>168311854
the autist always recommends some other mod combination. but then again he is the autist, so don't believe his lies.
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>>168269323
why is there inerta if every time we traveled with the normandy nobody even flinched when going out of FTL.
thats what Mass Efffects are all about, to they even know their source material?
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>>168312850
maybe the mass effect fields were failing? or bioware a shit.
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>>168311769
>is a woman
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>>168312890
If the inertia dampener fields failed at space travel speeds he'd be fucking wrecked.
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>>168311854
JAM, its the better verion of MEHEM
JohnP's alternate MEHEM
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@168312909
enjoy the (you)s
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>>168312850
Maybe it works differently if you have to do an emergency drop out of FTL.
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>>168313098
*blocks your path*
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>>168313367
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>>168297510
(You)

>>168298076
Everyone needs to be carrying a shotgun.

>>168298793
HOW DO YOU FUCK THIS UP
I mean, goddamn. It's not like she's that hard to copy.
>get asari mesh
>apply VI texture
Now she's just a transparent asari, instead of a transparent asari with lines and color.

>>168304549
But, turians are like, at least half a foot taller than humans. Which means anywhere from 5'11" to 7'.

>>168308860
"Fuck you dad you homophobic islamaphobic transphobic cis shitlord! Respect my pronouns! RAAAPE!"
Remember who's making this game.

>>168309628
Cute.

>>168311854
MEHEM is alright, but adds some really cringey """cinematics""" to the end. JAM is better, less is more.

>>168313931
"Waur... Waur nevar chanjess."
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>>168269257
>>168272578
And we go. As before, heavily NSFW.

http://pastebin.com/GveqwEnM
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>>168314164
Go away
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>>168308303
On the subject of ME wallpapers, here's another.
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>>168314967
What's wrong with writefags?
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>>168317181
They're gay.
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>>168308860

I compliment him on his baller jacket, and ask where I can get one.

Where are you getting these screenshots?
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>>168317356
Amazon added them to the product page today.
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>>168314164

Is it done? Will have to read later.
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>>168317463
I'm not sure. It's a little under 5000 words and at a good end point, but there's still more that could happen.
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>>168317604

Holy hell. That'd cost almost 50 bucks were I to commission it from one of the writers on HF. If not more.
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>>168317879
>mfw

I'm not a professional writer or anything. It was mostly just fun to write, since I could make it about what I liked.
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>>168318005

Usually turns out better when it's something you actually like, too. Writing about latex would probably be difficult if one wasn't into it. Then you wouldn't get the small details that make it so hot.
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>>168314164
>Submissive Miranda
Eh.
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>>168318426
That would be my issue with doing commissions. I wouldn't be able to write something I didn't enjoy.

>>168318439
Not everyone's cup of tea, I understand. I just think she's hot, and I like the idea of bossy, cold bitches who are secretly subby.
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>>168319251
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>>168319368
They shouldn't have shown that face.
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>>168319368
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>>168319115
>>168319251
>>168319368
>>168319497
These are fucking disgusting.
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>>168319368
>>168319497
>Those faces
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>>168309110

can't stop looking at that flat beard texture. is this a frostbite problem? how are beards in battlefield 1?
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What's the best assault rifle and why is it the Phaeston?
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>>168320380
I prefer the Vindicator, but the Phaeston is good for companions.
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>>168320559
>Vindicator
Literally shit-tier.
>low RoF
>low DMG
>ok accuracy
>shit recoil
>ok magazine size
Fucking atrocious (in ME3 at least).
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>>168313367
I hate how everything has to happen at point blank range. Why would you fly that close to a ship in the first place?
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>>168320692
What should I be using instead? I mostly just click on heads and kill things pretty quickly.
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>>168320778
Mattock, Argus, and Valkyrie are perfect for that in the AR category. Raptor, Viper, and Valiant for SRs, if you're interested.
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>>168321006
I'm currently using the Vindicator and the Mantis, but if there's a more efficient option I'll take it instead.
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>>168319115
>>168319251
>>168319251
>>168319368
>>168319368
>>168319497
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>>168320760
Now, in their defense, they made an emergency stop out of FTL, and were not expecting these guys to be here. But still
>BioWare doesn't know their own lore

>Practical gunnery range is determined by the velocity of the attacker's ordnance and the maneuverability of the target. Beyond a certain range, a small ship's ability to dodge trumps a larger attacker's projectile speed. The longest-ranged combat occurs between dreadnoughts, whose projectiles have the highest velocity but are the least maneuverable. The shortest-range combat is between frigates, which have the slowest projectile velocities and highest maneuverability.
>Opposing dreadnoughts open with a main gun artillery duel at EXTREME ranges of tens of thousands of kilometers. The fleets close, maintaining evasive lateral motion while keeping their bow guns facing the enemy. Fighters are launched and attempt to close to disruptor torpedo range. Cautious admirals weaken the enemy with ranged fire and fighter strikes before committing to close action. Aggressive commanders advance so cruisers and frigates can engage.
>At LONG range, the main guns of cruisers become useful. Friendly interceptors engage enemy fighters until the attackers enter the range of ship-based GARDIAN fire. Dreadnoughts fire from the rear, screened by smaller ships. Commanders must decide whether to commit to a general melee or retreat into FTL.
>At MEDIUM range, ships can use broadside guns. Fleets intermingle, and it becomes difficult to retreat in order. Ships with damaged kinetic barriers are vulnerable to wolf pack frigate flotillas that speed through the battle space.
>Only fighters and frigates enter CLOSE 'knife fight' ranges of 10 or fewer kilometers. Fighters loose their disruptor torpedoes, bringing down a ship's kinetic barriers and allowing it to be swarmed by frigates. GARDIAN lasers become viable weapons, swatting down fighters and boiling away warship armor.
From the ingame Codex, Ship Combat
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>>168321324
Do it. If you're hurting for weight, a Carnifex or Paladin make for great sniping/precision weapons.

Crusader is also viable, but its a shotgun, so no scope or mag mods.
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>>168321324
For ARs, Mattock is incredible for a good portion of the game, though I personally prefer the Prothean rifle until getting the Lancer.

For sniper rifles, Black Widow if you want to just point at things and kill them. My personal favorite is the Indra because it's just an AR that you can put a concentration module on, but that's not for anybody who actually wants to actually snipe things
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It takes 600 years to reach Andromeda, and the Reapers wait in deep space for approximately 50,000 years. Why didn't they take a trip to Andromeda, or any other galaxy for that matter, and begin cycles there?

It doesn't seem like a large task for them to spend 1% of their 50,000 year long vacation traveling to a neighboring galaxy to spread their gospel of death and destruction to the native species. If they considered their directive so absolute, why wouldn't they apply it to other areas? Wouldn't they want to deter other galaxies from developing dangerous, galaxy killing machines that could end up at least as strong as the Reapers themselves? Otherwise, those machines could reach the Milky Way and disrupt the cycle that the Reapers have cultivated.
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>>168322909
they were programmed to preserve life in the milky way galaxy and this is a series reboot there are no more fucking reapers REEEEEEE
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Archon probably destroyed the asari ark. Without their numbers, there is no way for them to establish a viable population in Andromeda. Peebee is the last of her kind
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>>168323286
here's hoping

and then when I shoot her, there'll be none left
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>>168323286
There's also Dr. Lexi aka Cum Drip. >>168309220
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>>168323286
Hopefully, all the other arks except the human have been destroyed. Leaving the other species as sex slaves for the krogan
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>>168323172
>there are no more fucking reapers

Thank God.
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>>168321324
Indra (only available with one of those firepacks in SP) or the very similar Incisor combine relatively fast rate of fire, good damage, sniper scope and a huge magazine in one package. try it out at least once. I usually don't bring any other weapon and you easily stay at 200% power regeneration
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>>168321841
>>168322048
I used the Mattock a lot in ME2 and it was great, though I actually don't like the aesthetic of using Cerberus weapons in ME3.

The game's easy enough that I can use stuff that looks cool, but I'll definitely keep this advice in mind if I decide to do an Insanity run. Cheers.

What are the best weapons for companions? I mostly use Garrus and Liara.
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>>168323643
Give Garrus the prothean rifle and the hardest hitting sniper rifle you have access to. pick his damage boosting abilities when you level him up, and he will do more damage than you.

if you main Liara, save up for the Paladin, and just keep her on that. smgs are pretty meh, in my opinion

if you bring a shotgun-user like Tali or roid rage, graal spike thrower's a solid bet
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>>168319368
>>168319497

I like Kasumi's belt thing, the way it digs into her puss and splits her buttcheeks.
Couldn't they afford some cheap thigh-high boots for Miranda?
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>>168323172

Even if they want to simply preserve the integrity of the cycle in the Milky Way, it would behoove them to travel to Andromeda to ensure that none are able to challenge their plans. Using Saren or the Collectors weren't part of their prime directive either, but they served as contingencies and stop gaps for problems that could (and did) catastrophically disrupt their cycles.
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>>168324017
Is the Prothean Rifle really good for companions, or something?

I was tempted to modify the ini so Liara could use ARs and thus be a Protheaboo with the beam rifle, so if it's actually good I will.
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>>168324256
Just because they existed in dark space doesn't necessarily mean that they were capable of travel to galaxies 2.5m ly away.

Judging by the remnant ruins / etc there may well have been a harvest at some point, but the Andromeda galaxy is subject to longer cycles due to the absence of relays and mass effect tech.

But most importantly, the Andromeda Initiative are the new reapers.
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Shuttle departing from firebase Reactor. But how?
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>>168269173
>people saved my .webm
made my day, anon
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>>168323643
Typhoon for Garrus and Acolyte for Liara.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPbB4qfsA14
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>>168324256
Also, it's expressly stated in the lore that they go into hibernation between cycles so it's not like they're in a constant rota around galaxies harvesting advanced species.
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>>168324853
>>168325146

Even if their primary force isn't made for that purpose, what is stopping them from developing a version that CAN undertake such a journey? We know that every Reaper is already unique (Mass Effect 3 can shove it in this regard), and there are different kinds of Reapers for different purposes, as shown on Rannoch and Tuchanka. Lord knows what the Human Reaper would have been like upon completion. If anyone has the technological capability, intelligence, and time to invest into such research, it'd be the Reapers. Millions of years is a hell of a lot of time give to such a project, and they have no restrictions in regards to finances or manpower.
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I wish this one talifag would stop spamming his waifu all day. Its annoying to constantly see some ugly mask bitch. Thankfully we havent seen any quarians in ME:A
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>>168325287
You can fanfic anything back into the universe. Whose to say there aren't more Prothean somewhere in the Milky Way. Or even in Andromeda. Maybe there was a super secret ark project that Javik didn't know about and there's an entire planet of Prothean somewhere in Andromeda. Maybe the Kett are even descended from them.
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>>168325585
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>>168326309
I think it's a great idea, Pepe. We have barely scratched the surface on the Prothean.
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Why does Mass Effect subreddit post so much gay fanart and then you get attack if you dare say a word about it.
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>>168326440
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>>168326558
What if the Reapers were just misunderstood? Maybe we need to add a Reaper squadmate and LI in this Andromedan Prothean DLC.
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>>168326440
Oh, Mac. All of your ideas are so good.
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Happy Valentine's Day, /meg/
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>>168327162
She's pushing him away.
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>>168325585
>>168326309
>and there's an entire planet of Prothean somewhere in Andromeda. Maybe the Kett are even descended from them.
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>>168325287
>Lord knows what the Human Reaper would have been like upon completion.

Like a regular Reaper. Only the core looks like a human for some reason, but the outer structure is still like Sovereign.
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>>168327162

I'm glad they fixed her nose. She's cute.
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>>168327162
fuck you
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>>168327162

I want Cora to put a buttplug with a heart-shaped base in her rear.
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>>168309220
>when you thought asari in the original trilogy were bland, bioware hits you up with this
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>>168309220
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>>168328787
>When BioWare heard you thought Asari were bland and thought this was an improvement
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>>168327162
This is the only romance they're going to refer to aren't they?
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>>168328125
The fuck are you talking about? Her nose looks terrible.
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>>168329246
FemRyder / PeeBee sex tape soon
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>>168309220

Aside from the puffy cheeks, she looks alright. Her uniform looks great and I really like the high-res textures on her scalp.
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>>168309220
If that's Dr. Lexi I don't think she's a romance, that's way too bland and simplistic of a design.
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>>168329265

In the new model, man.
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>tfw Liara got DRELL'D by Feron
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>>168329116
>mfw peebee dies on first mission from being exposed to elements because she is not wearing a space suit
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>>168329539
Didn't Feron spend most of the interim between ME1 and 2 captive on the Shadow Broker ship? I remember Liara mentioning he had been there for two years.
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>>168329627
she'll use one of those silly breathing masks
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>>168329627
Not gonna happen. You will love PeeBee whether you want to or not.
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>>168329875
its just some cuck fantasies of someone, its impossible for them to fuck.
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>>168330107
>this is what liarafags themselves so they can sleep at night
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>>168329627

Were that to happen, most of the people in ME2 wouldn't live past the first week.
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Who else thinks Pelessaria is a cute name?
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>>168330413

It's pretty good. Wish they'd call her that instead.
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>>168330413
It's great and very in line with other Asari you've met in the series, but it'll come up in one conversation in the entire game and you'll be calling her PeeBee the rest of the time.
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>tfw the only asian character in the ME series is some cut content DLC
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>>168330787
Kaidan is supposed to be descended from weebs. Plus there's King Weeb himself.
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>>168330413
It's sounds like a fruit.
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>>168330787
There's tons of bit characters like Ethan Jeong and Emily Wong.
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>>168330787
>tfw no asians at all in DA

Why does Bioware want to purge Canada of Asians?
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>>168331130
>>168331205
I mean essential sqaud characters
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>>168331323
How does that even apply in a fantasy land?
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>>168327162
Male Ryder looks a lot better here
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>>168331424
It's the only human race that isn't in DA
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>>168331323
What is the Thedas region of dumbasianstereotypes? We already have notFrance and notSpain. I'm not even sure there are any gooks in the setting.
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>>168329246
Cora is beginning to look more and more like the Miranda of the game. Meaning I won't give two shits about her save for her obligatory loyalty mission.

Also what the fuck captcha.
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>>168331323
>>168331513
IIRC there have been two characters who visibly resembled east Asians but I can't remember their names.
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>>168331323
>tfw Jade Empire sold so poorly BioWare never puts an asian in their fantasy settings again
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>>168331529
DA doesn't follow that rule, people of every race appear everywhere, it's like flowers. After DA:O there was some halfassed lore effort to make black-brown people mostly from Rivain and Tevinter, but it's halfassed and doesn't really make sense.

>>168331618
There was an Orlesian woman in Denerim who talks about getting raped by Chevaliers.
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>>168331513
So you want something that "appears to have been based" on asian culture? I can get that. But there is no tendency in DA to limit outside appearance to any nationality. For example, Vivienne looks African, Joshephine looks Indian, and Floriannce looks German, but all three are Orlesian characters.
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They should've made Nyx Vetra's first name. The last name Nyx doesn't sound like a turian last name.
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>>168331919
Do we actually have confirmation on which is which?
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>>168330787
>Kaidan Alenko
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>>168331898
No, you misunderstand, I just want to point out the absence of Asian-looking people.

Vivienne's parents are actually Rivaini merchants and Josie is Antivan, not that I disagree with your point.
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>>168332052
Yes, https://www.masseffect.com/news/vetra-nyx
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>>168331898
Josephine is Antivan (which is supposed to be a Spain/Italy mashup but which parts we don't know) and Vivienne is from Wycome and I have no idea where it takes its inspiration from. But technically she is Orlesian.
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>>168332089
Push it. We're going to Tevinter next, no better time to drop in a new race.
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Doesnt Nyx Vetra sound better?
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>>168332237
No.
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>>168332237
Not to me. "Hey Nyx" just doesn't roll off the tongue.
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>>168332192
Tevinter iirc is based off the Byzantine Empire but it's a big country so it encompasses a lot of skin colors. Dorian is south Asian but there have been white characters from Tevinter before.
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>>168332308
Yes it does
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>>168332582
I knew someone was gonna make that joke.
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>>168332132
>Vetra is taller than Garrus
The fuck? Is Vetra a Turian tranny?
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>>168331898
And Vivienne is a stupid cunt.
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>>168332852
All of the characters in this game are trans. That's why Cora looks like a man and Scott looks like a twink.
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>>168332237
Nyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyx
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>>168332237

No.
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>>168309220
Where is her top lip? She looks like a monkey
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Why did they suddenly make Kaidan bisexual in ME3? He never struck me as the type, yet after getting back into my squad following a standoff he's all, "BUY ME A SANDWICH AND CUDDLE ME, SHEPARD."
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>>168333318
Because pandering
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>>168333318
Fox News had the limelight at ME at the time so they were afraid to put a male gay romance into ME2 and I think they tried to make up for it in ME3 but didn't want to introduce too many new squadmates.
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>>168333318
Because the only people that kept Kaidan alive were faggots and roasties.
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>>168333318
>BUY ME A SANDWICH AND CUDDLE ME, SHEPARD.

Cute

I wish Ash got to discover her latent bisexuality, too
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>>168333318
Because they wanted another gay option but didn't feel like creating a whole new story. So hey, here's a guy you already know so we don't have to write a 'getting to know you' romance story.
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>>168333710
Well there was Steve but.. yea.
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>>168333545
Ashley was a stupid, uselsss cunt and deserved to die in Virmire.

My hatred for her aside, her death there made more sense. Kaidan was the superior officer, and part of Ashley's motivation in the first game was her trying to redeem her family name after her grandfather's disgrace.An honorable death seemed fitting.
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>>168332072
He's white
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>>168333803
We all know they barely tried with Steve. Kaidan romance wrote itself, they just had to suddenly have him be romantically interested in manShep.
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>>168333672
>Pick one, Commander!
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>>168333902
This is true. I liked Ash more than Kaidan on my first playthrough, but I still ended up with her dying. She even asks to do the thing that ends with hugging the bomb first.

And then on my second playthrough I kept her alive and she lampshades the shit like "Kaidan was my superior, I should have been the expendable one!" You know what? You're right.
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>>168330413
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pessary
that's what it sounds like
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>>168334080

Eat Ashley's ass and put a plug in Miranda's.
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>>168334136
>put a plug in Miranda's.

Someone already wrote about that.
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>>168331605
>If there are none, click skip.
what could they possibly mean by this?
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>>168334080
Done.
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im excited for the new game desu
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>>168334319
Me too but instead of excitement it's a sort of positively charged anxious dread
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>>168334270
fuck off, cancer
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>>168332582
FFXV was genuinely good.
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>>168334226

This isn't related to that, though. I want her to have a big plug in her butt, either way. Ashley will eat her puss while I eat Ashley's butt.
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So is there any chance they are coming any close to the level of the original characters?
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>>168334270
I liked Tali, but she always struck me as more of a friend for Shepard than a love interest. Her culture seemed so alien and her interests so divorced from pursuing relationships that I was surprised when they included her as a romantic option in ME 2 and 3.

>>168335370
I know it's not. Miranda having her holes plugged is a good thing, though.

>>168335394
No, because ME1 was a traditional, pre-EA Bioware game and 2 and 3 were post EA.
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>>168335394
>close to the level of cardboard

Probably.
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>/meg/ - Mass Effect General
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>>168335737
What got reported now?
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>>168335471
I saw surprised she wasn't an option in ME1, so I went for Liara as second best option, then dumped her in ME2 when I realized Tali is open season now. Never looked back.

Needless to say the Shadow Broker DLC was fun. Like being stuck in an elevator with your ex during a blackout.
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>>168336064
>I saw surprised she wasn't an option in ME1, so I went for Liara as second best option, then dumped her in ME2 when I realized Tali is open season now

>Tali better than Liara
>Ashley better than anybody
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>>168336231
Where the fuck did I even mention Ashley?
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>>168335394
Depends: did the DAI companions come even close to Origins' companions? No.
So no, they will not come close.

>>168335864
Probably the /dag/ shit.

>>168336231
>what are opinions
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>>168336327
My apologies, I completely misread your post.

>>168336509
>what are opinions
Different from my own view, and therefore wrong.
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>>168331357
Kaidan's father was Singaporean.
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>>168336509
Origins companions weren't that memorable desu. I don't even remember any of their names, save for Morrigan and Leliana who were in DAI too. There was some old mage whose name started with W and she was an okay healer. There was Alistar and I don't remember if he preceded or succeeded KOTOR's Carth (lame solo) archetype. But he was pretty much just that.
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>>168336752
>Singaporean

They're complete cunts in my experience. I'm surprised Kaidan turned out as well as he did.
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why is Bioware unable to design good looking asari?
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>>168336509
>Depends: did the DAI companions come even close to Origins' companions? No.

delusion
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>>168337442
It's the eyebrows that ruin it imo. Samara looks great and is the superior romance
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There will be no controller support for PC. Bioware says they have run out of time to implement controller support for ME:A
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>>168337571
Kys. You and that bald faggot deserve to get raped
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>>168337442
Because they are a seafood appetizer, not a people.
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>>168337908

Don't lie.
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>>168336930
You must have a shitty memory
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/dag/ fuck off
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>>168337908
Would be pretty dumb to take a feature that's already in the engine out when you're running short on time. Why are you posting this obvious bullshit? Just baiting?
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>>168337972
Bioware?
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>>168338073
This.

Thread always gets more shitty than usual when /dag/ fags shows up
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>>168338238
/dag/gots are always here, they are like the dark side of /meg/gots
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>>168337974
>>168338107
>lies
It's the exact same thing they did with ME:3
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>>168338238
It's the exact same fanbase, there are like 7% of people here (you) who never played da. Just because we talk about something else here that doesn't mean that "dag" is ever not here.

FYI
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Daily reminder Asari are parasites
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>>168338360

They have literally already said controllers are supported.
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>>168338383
/dag/ only has 7 people in its general on a good day
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DA COMPANION OFFICIAL RANKINGS

>God Tier
Nathaniel
Aveline
Cas
Solas
Loghain

>Dog Tier
Dog
Leliana

>Fair to Middling Tier
Merrill
Sigrun
Vivienne
Dorian
Oghren
Justice
Morrigan
Velanna
Shale


>Shit Tier
Fenris
Zevran
Cole
Iron Bull
Alistair
Isabela
Varric

>Absolute Worst things on the Planet Tier
Anders
Sera
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>>168338487
as did meg when there was no new game out
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>>168335394
who is going to write the "good" characters? no one at bioware I'm sure.
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>>168338668
fuck off you ugly /dag/ hambeast
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>>168338668
This is obviously your first time in /meg/. We usually have 20-30 people. That's 3x as many as /dag/. /dag/ posters are cancer
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>>168336601
>some people look different, therefore they are wrong and must die
There's no such thing as a right opinion. Only different.

>>168336930
True, some were lame, but
>Alistair
>successor to Carth
Fuck no, get outta here asshat. Hos and Morrigan's interactions are some of the best in any game ever.

>>168337571
>Solas
Shit evidence. Try harder.
>inb4 Varric

>>168338073
>>168338238
>>168338331
>>168338487
It's the same shit company. We're bound to talk about both series.
Actually, do people in /dag/ tell /meg/ to fuck off too? Would be bretty funny.

>>168338414
No, since they do not depend on another organism/species. It's merely an option.
>asari beastiality

>>168338634
>Allistair, shit tier
>Morrigan, fair tier
>Solas, god tier
I do not agree with you, therefore I am compelled to assault you with a myriad of text-based insults, most concerning the promiscuousness of your mother/sister.
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>>168337721
>ywn get gently and lovingly dominated by a super MILF Asari for whom you are a symbol of newly-kindled love and hope
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>>168338930
>do people in /dag/ tell /meg/ to fuck off too?
Yeah, or they used to.
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>>168338930
>Actually, do people in /dag/ tell /meg/ to fuck off too? Would be bretty funny
No, they have been begging us to merge generals for 2 years now.
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any mods for me3 that would let me play as an asari or turian?
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>>168335864
nothing. only one deleted post but that was obviously deleted by the poster because he made a typo
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@168338930
>>some people look different, therefore they are wrong and must die
>There's no such thing as a right opinion. Only different.

I should clarify that I was quite clear fucking joking. If you were able to put what I said into context and detect sarcasm, instead of fishing for (You)s like a retard, you would have realized.

And no, I'm not giving you a (You).
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>>168327162
Thanks grandma!
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>>168339052
>Are there any mods for a Mass Effect game that would turn it into an actual RPG?
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>>168339052
>babies first bioware game
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>>168338990
Kek.

>>168338998
I've seen that /dag/ now has Bioware General added to its official title. Entitled cunts.

>>168339172
>sarcasm
>through visual text
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>>168339052
Any mods for me3 that would let me make dialogue choices?
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>>168339409
They added it to keep the general going since there's no new Dragon Age stuff to talk about. Once DA4 shit starts coming out they'll change back.
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Do you guys think Sarah looks like her face model yet?
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>>168339326
>>168339434
nvm i found one.
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>>168339582
She does if the model didn't wear makeup and didn't have photoshop/instagram filters to remove all her imperfections.
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>>168339434
BackOff helps with that. Turns Romance dialogue into its own option, instead of the Paragon choice all the time.

>>168339569
Surprised we haven't done that.
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>>168339409
>>sarcasm
>>through visual text

Can you honestly not pick up on sarcasm when it's in a literary format? I'm not even trying to insult you anymore. Like, seriously: can you honestly not realize when someone is writing something sarcastic or satirical?
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>>168339582

Is it as near 1:1 as Sheploo? No. Did it get closer than the previous version? Yes. Do I like how she looks now? Yes.

See: >>168309002
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>>168339773
No.
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>that side quest in me1 if you're renegade enough to act as a negotiator for the alliance with an insane pirate that admiral hackett intentionally wants you to fuck up
>you can bite your tongue and succeed the negotiation anyway
>ME2 +3
>''lol just make shepard say 'im gonna kick your ass'' or whatever that's what the player would pick anyway, we need to spend more of that EA budget on cameos and making sure miranda's ass looks good in all the shots of it during her conversations

god i hate bioware
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>>168339729
>>168339874

I think she looks a lot closer than the initial reveal. There's something off about the female models in this game, but I can't quite get a handle on it.
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>>168340090
Then you, dear anon, need to read more literature! Learn more about language, learn to read between the lines and learn to contextualize/research what you read if something seems amiss.

For now, do me a favour and read this: http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

>>168340252
I'm currently replaying the series and the drop in narrative quality is disgusting. I really wish the ME series as a whole had been handled by a different company, because there was a lot of potential there.
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First DLC has been confirmed! It's NG+ and a weapons pack for $12.99
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>>168340432
Unfortunately, reading doesn't interest me as much as it used to. It's a slog to me. What do I do?
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>>168340882
Liar.

The actual first DLC will be Howard the Tiny Reaper squadmate. 29.99$ for changing one line of code in the coalesced.
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>>168339434
>Any mods for me3 that would let me make dialogue choices?

You could call it the ME1 Mod, where you get three dialogue choices that just say the same thing anyway
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>>168340942
>Unfortunately, reading doesn't interest me as much as it used to
How old are you, may I ask? I'm surprised to find someone who has genuinely given up on reading.
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>>168341380
27. I'm also recently found out I'm both depressed and have ADD.
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>>168340369
reminds me of KStew for some reason. Very casual face for being in a firefight.
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>>168341838

That's every character in Mass Effect. They don't animate faces in combat.
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>>168340882
NG+ is confirmed as in the base game already. Why are you shitposting?
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Why did Reapers specifically attack the Trikalon supercollider?

Were they concerned that it could be weaponized, or that it could be used to make a discovery that would?
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>>168324101
See you, you are nice and being positive, you get more Kasumi with belt thing ding into her puss and splitting her butt cheeks. :D They at Hungarian so probably too poor for the boots doh.
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>>168343625

Yes.
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>>168338832
You may have that many people coming by now, but I remember the Summer and Fall months when you were struggling to stay alive and had the one anon posting images from the comics to keep you alive. You can act like you're a better quality shit, but at the end of the day you're still shit and so are we.

Anyhow, I just came by to see if you guys did waifufeeding or anything cute/fun this year. Alas, no..

Welp, Happy Valentine's Day.
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>>168343890
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>>168343890

Oh, damn! Would stuff my face in there.
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>>168341678
>depressed
I'm the same. It hasn't killed my desire to read but it has made concentrating for long periods of time difficult due to fatigue.

>ADD.
I can't comment, but that might be it. All I can advise is to read authors known for being concise or short stories. You may find it rekindles your enjoyment of reading.
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>>168344095
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>>168314164
Would anyone who read this be willing to offer feedback? Even if you hated it, I'd like to hear opinions.

Polite sage for off topic.
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>>168339717
does it have Mark Meer's voice?
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>>168344310

Y'know, I do appreciate their efforts. I don't know who made the outfits, but their superior to many regular cosplayers.
If only the Miranda wore this, instead.
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>>168344484

Latex posting anon, here. I'll read it very soon. :^)

>>168344504
*they're
FUCK
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>>168344504
>If only the Miranda wore this, instead.
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>>168344484

Also, I wouldn't call that off-topic, the story itself is clearly related, and we've had way worse discussions gone off the rails.
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>>168341678
Ask for bupropion, it's supposed to help for both and has less chance of sexual side effects. Aside from that, you may find ME fics or something at a later point that interest you in reading. It's not going to happen if you force it, you'll just stare at the pages.
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>>168344719

Mike Gamble wife is really lewd at times.
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>>168338930
>No, since they do not depend on another organism/species. It's merely an option.
>asari beastiality

Wrong, they encourage Asaris to breed with another race, with their offspring being another asari
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>>168344208
She is a thief and you cant trust Cerberus they need cavity searches over in /s/! >>>/s/17305329
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOtoX-kmmlA
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>>168345000
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>>168345694
why kelly tho
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>>168345694
I'm honestly impressed they actually included that. I did wonder what would happen if you were willing to wait hours.
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>>168327162
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>HAVE YE HEARD? KELLY CHAMBERS IS DEID!

>mfw she's alive and kicking under a new name

Bravo 10/10 coded game Bioware
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default or custom male shep?
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>>168345446
>that last image

Would take a bite of her butt. If only they also wore thongs.
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>>168346967
Sheploo is gorgeous and the best-looking character you can make, but if you want to even vaguely role-play go custom.
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I liked the performance of both Meer and Hale. Sure, Meer got better by the third game, but both of them have their strong and weak moments.
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>>168347058
Which image number? You prefer thongs? Which girl? I have more.
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>>168347730
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>>168347284
I've never played anything other than Femshep, and I agree.
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>>168348284
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Why do all of the Asari have caucasian facial features?
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>>168344504
Oh fuck off. I want them wearing practical stuff, not some ridiculous fetish gear, especially in combat.
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>>168348284
Those are some qt tits.
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>>168348562
Because they are the most attractive.
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>>168344484

Just read. Jesus, that's awesome. While Miranda being the dominant one is hot, as well, subbing just fits her so well.
Would've loved to see her in a latex hood, and the rebreather and shock collar her excellent touches. Her butt must be strawberry red.
>now imagining Miranda and EDI going for another round when EDI's got a body and skintight clothing of her own (and in my headcanon looks like Eva)
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>>168348707

I wrote 'the Miranda', as in the one cosplaying Miranda.
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>>168349781
Yeah well fuck that whore.
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>>168348535
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>>168349983
link to the set?
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>>168349983
Squatting to split those buns!
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>>168349936

Rude.
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>>168350078
Like Kasumi? Any particular poses? Clothed or Nude? Ill post more here.>>>/s/17305326
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>>168338930
kys /dag/ fag
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>>168341241
Preordered.
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>>168341241
>Howard the Tiny Reaper squadmate. 29.99$
Don't forget the alternate costumes. $10.99 per costume and there are eight of them
>>
Just preordered the most expensive version of Mass effect Andromeda
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>>168351098
why?
>>
What does preordering get you?
I'm getting a physical, console copy in case it ends up being shit so I can sell it back
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>>168351332
>in case it ends up being shit
Hate to break it to you, but that has been confirmed
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>>168351151
I like feel of putting money on the line and hoping I get something
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>>168332135
Vivienne is some latin-roman-french mix up.

>>168334128
Exactly. Finally, someone.
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>>168351417
[Citation Needed]
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>>168351684
Just watch all the released footage. You can find the webms itt
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>>168351332
A bonus skin for the nomad and an armor set I believe.
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>>168332135
>Scribbles
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>>168337442
>What hold the cards for you?
That is some quality Engrish.
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>>168351417
I can also confirm I really want to skullfuck you
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>>168352075
What's the matter biodrone? Can't face reality?
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>>168338634
Your ranking a shit.
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>>168351795

I've seen all the released footage. It looks good.
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>>168352198
>looks good >>168268809
Yeah ok
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>>168352198
yeah 4K in 30fps is gonna be awesome right lads?
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>>168339729
Look at her instagram feed. She's just a naturally gorgeous woman, dipshit.
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>>168352358
>Peebee is a special snowflake
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>>168352358

Yeah, and asari with a vorcha father is lactose-intolerant.
They stopped caring in ME2.
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>>168352358
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>>168352306

I play in 1080p/60, don't care about 4k.
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>>168352198
>I've seen all the released footage. It looks good
Then you haven't seen the released footage
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>>168352358
lmao bioware does it again
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>>168352358
>Human genes are so powerful, they overcome non sexual alien reproduction

White Humans confirmed to be the most powerful race
>>
When does Cisinqusitiion in space come out?
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>>168352913
>White Humans
Don't exist in the MEverse anymore
>>
>>168352958
Whenever CPY cracks it so a week after launch?
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>>168353032
>Whenever CPY cracks it
Pretty much this. If you pay for Bioware games you a shit
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>>168353023
Dad Ryder is BASED and WHITE
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>>168353210
Uh oh.
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>>168353032
>so a week after launch?

lmao. don't hold your breath
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>>168352913
Their reproduction is sexual though, they need a partner to produce offspring.
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>>168349648
Glad you enjoyed it! I felt the prose became too mechanical and event-based towards the end, but we're our own worst critics.

And yes - I had a scenario like that in mind as a future sequel. Given ME3 EDI's interest in human behavior, I imagine an exploration of sexual fetishes might satisfy her curiosity, among other things.
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>>168353393
>y-ya we made it twice as hard now!!!
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>>168352576
PeeBee is 100 or so years old. The first contact war was only like 30-40 years before the Andromeda Initiative leaves the Milky Way.
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>>168353784
Not an argument.
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>>168353793

Yeah, that's weird, it doesn't make any sense unless she was born 20-30 years prior to leaving the galaxy, and spent some time un-frozen.
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>>168352358
>Misspoke
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>>168353393
have there been any new games with denuvo released after RE7 that haven't been cracked so far?
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>>168352913
They don't produce asexually and Liara and Samara both tell you that Asari offspring take on genes from both parents, no matter the race. It was made pretty fucking obvious through Samara's loyalty mission.
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>>168353872
I wasn't making one I was mocking Denuvo devs. CPY is likely going to crack it quickly.
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>>168354173
A month, minimum.
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>>168354140
No
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>>168353793
>>168354127
>>168354129
Quality Bioware Writing™ again. Jesus Christ, what a bunch of amateurs.
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>>168354332
>Quality Bioware Writing™
The writing IS the best writing, and you know this is true. Everyone knows this is true
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>>168354308
and have there been any new games with denuvo released after RE7?
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>>168354484
yes
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>>168354129
>we gave her eyebrows because why not? who cares
you've gotta laugh
>>
>>168354332
Ian Frazier isn't a writer and he misspoke. Calm your autism.
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>>168354672
Yeah that's the real answer.

>>168352402
Oh yeah she's definitely naturally pretty but nobody puts a photo on instagram without filtering it or editing it in some way. Anyone who #nofilter is lying.
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>>168352358
>human gene
wait what

>>168354156
>It was made pretty fucking obvious through Samara's loyalty mission.
wait what
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>>168355021
it's not autism when you get angry about representatives of a corporation not knowing shit about their premium product. let's take the lactose example, someone asking about some product of a food corporation having lactose or not, corporate guys says "no lactose in it".
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>>168352198
lol
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>>168354303
>A month, minimum.
>minimum.
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>>168355217
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>>168355583
Don't forget that CDPR had to squat through the entire development process and were paid in tracksuits
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>>168355197
>get angry about representatives of a corporation not knowing shit about their premium product
>premium product
I said CALM your autism, not double it. The guy is a gameplay designer, not a writer, and he's also not a fucking computer. It's completely unreasonable to expect him to know every detail about every aspect the game.
>>168355115
>nobody puts a photo on instagram without filtering it or editing it in some way. Anyone who #nofilter is lying.
All this autism.
>>168355131
>wait what
Asari who breed with other races aren't at risk of having ardat yakshii offspring because the genes imparted by the other race replace the harmful Asari genes. Why the fuck didn't you pay attention to the game?
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>>168355775
Cease this slander. Poles are Sarmatian.
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>>168355217
Why did they put that weird fisheye focus on the head? Not only does it make his head look enormous, it also makes his legs and arms look stubby.
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>>168355583
Doesn't the Polish government fund those games?
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>>168355793
Oh I see you are merely pretending. Well done chap.
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>>168355583
CDPR do have an unfortunate habit of recycling NPC face models at an alarming rate, especially for a game made in 2015. I swear I killed a man, then met him at a merchant stall, then killed him again (for a different reason), then saw him in a quest.

That said, the Witcher 3 was still one of the best games I have played in the past five years.
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>>168355959
Yes.
>>168355978
You truly have the mind of a child.
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>>168355959
>>168356070
>Doesn't the Polish government fund those games?
No. CDPR just received a grant from them to help expand the company, but that was a couple months ago. Prior to that the only money they had was from prior released titles
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>>168355959
Don't know about that but doubt it.

At most they bought a copy for Obama.
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>>168355793
go away shill.
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>>168356070
You're an idiot
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>>168356070
>You truly have the mind of a child.
That means it will develop and grow at rapid pace while yours will remain dull and stunted for rest of your life.
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>>168355217
This is why i always have to use default shep.

He looks so heroic and photogenic compared to everyone else.
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>>168356716
FemShep in ME3 is sexy though
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>>168356781
i don't care about femshep it's not believable for me
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>>168356781
The default one looks awful.
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Imagine your in a relationship with Peebee and then you find her cheating on you with Drack
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>>168356781
>FemShep in ME3 is sexy
>projectilevomit.png
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>>168357061

I wouldn't like that one bit. I definitely wouldn't like getting sent a video of Drack punishing her pussy.
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>>168357061
If you're dating an Asari you're already a cuckold.
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>>168356781
not the default one, no
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>>168356917
>femshep it's not believable for me
Fuck off misogynist
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>>168357386
i feel like we have to romance the blonde hipster to fit the story the best since she's probably illusive man's daughter.
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>>168357538
im a guy i don't want to pretend to be a woman running around saving the world
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>>168357538
>Fuck off misogynist
you say that like it's some kind of bad thing
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>>168357689
>>168357765
Women can do ANYTHING a man can, and do it better. The fact that you are scared of women just proves how sexist gamers are
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>>168356139
Wrong. The Witcher 3 was largely funded by the Polish government, hence the massive budget(about 8x the budget of Witcher 2).
>>168356781
You're not just face blind, you're full-on blind.
>>168357061
>Imagine your in a relationship with Peebee
No.
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>>168357863
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>>168357863
there is one single thing they can do better in the world, one single thing, and that is for some reason extreme long range swimming over hundreds of miles because their bodyfat ratio inproves their hydrodynamic lift. you can look that up if you want, that woman who swam from cuba to key west in some shark cage. everything else? men do it better. no go bait somewhere else.
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>>168357921
>Wrong. The Witcher 3 was largely funded by the Polish government, hence the massive budget(about 8x the budget of Witcher 2).
You are the most uninformed person I have ever had the displeasure of speaking to. CDPR received $30 million PLN, which is $7 million USD, one year after TW3 was released, for future devlepment. Before that they had no government money. The only reason why the grant exists in the first place is because of how successful TW3 was and the Polish government wants them and the other 2 dev companies to be better
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>>168358541
>everything else? men do it better.
oh shut up you sexist fuck.
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>>168339729
Have you seen a model up close in public with no make up? They're tall as fuck and have oatmeal face.
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>>168358810
prove it then
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>>168356781
>Frecklebeast
>sexy
She looks like a burn victim with pageant makeup

Also
>woman saving the galaxy
Not believable at all
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>>168359168
>>woman saving the galaxy
>Not believable at all
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>>168359581
Get your head out of your ass. Whilst it hasn't been empirically proven yet, the idea itself can't be backed up by any past occurrence.
If anything you are the fedoralord, saving women's honor. Well fuck, you you're talking to one.
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>>168358856
His point is, it's actually kind of hard to compare Sara to her model because every available picture of her model has her with long hair, always down, and wearing her best pouty fuck-me face

Of course it's not going to look great if you put any picture her face next to an out of game copy of her non-cinematic model with no lighting applied to it
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>>168360257
>n-no you!!
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>>168352358
>human gene

Is Bioware fucking kidding with this shit?
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>>168355021
He's the lead designer, he should have some sort of handle on the in game lore, especially if he's been working in it for the last 5 years.
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>>168354672
To be honest, I personally don't give a flying fuck. Klingons get a change every now and then, doesn't bother anybody. I can handle retcons. They are inevitable in any more or less long running Sci-Fi franchise.
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>>168352358
So she's 1/64 human or some shit?
The eyebrows are the mark of the true waifu it seems, first Liara now this thing.
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>>168361535
>>168361797
HE MISSPOKE!!!!! CALM YOUR AUTISM>>168354129
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>>168361797
>this retard
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>>168361946
I don't even understand why anybody even care. Asari aren't real. As long as they are fuckable, why would you give a shit about their eyebrows?

The correct answer is always: they just felt like giving Peebee eyebrows. And that is fine. Eyebrows are sexy. Nothing else matters.
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>>168361946
That still doesn't hold water. The lore is very clear that the Asari don't take any genes from the partner, they just give two sets of their own genes to offspring and slightly alter one set. He should have just said 'we thought it looked cool' and been done with it.
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>>168361946
Fuck off you shill, we can be as autistic as we want here and you cannot stop us!
And it isn't even autistic at all to point out what kind of amateurs work at bioware
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>>168362532
You know, there are legitimate arguments against Bioware's writing, and then there is this bullshit.
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>>168362787
you mean your bullshit? yeah.
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>>168362896
wew, what a comeback
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>>168361535
Why would a designer know about the lore? It is literally not his job, and directly the job of others.

Are you one of those people who shit their pants when some random community manager claimed the Normandy crashed on Earth at the end of ME3 too?
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>>168363125
Yes. Why wouldn't the community manager know that? Why would they even answer instead of just saying, play the game / embrace the mystery!
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>>168363248
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>>168363306
If they're fucking up on minor shit like this, they're fucking up on the big stuff too. You lax faggots are the reason we get retarded shit like breathing masks and starchildren.
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>>168363115
don't know why we're even fighting about this. a bioware employee in a high position spouted nonsense on the net. it was incredibly unprofessional of him to do so. pointing that out doesn't make me autistic at all but you look like an idiotic biodrone for defending it.
and "come back" is what your mum said to me last night
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>>168363425
Nobody but you consider this a fuckup. People with fully functional brains don't give a fuck about inconsequential, meaningless things like that.
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>>168363425
>If they're fucking up on minor shit like this, they're fucking up on the big stuff too
You act like this is some kind of major revelation. This is nothing new with Bioware. They have progressively gotten worse over the years, and proved they can't do anything right when they released DA:I.
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>>168363460
>your mum

How the fuck do you even criticize Bioware's writing ability?
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>>168363541
how many bioware points do they pay you for shilling nowadays?
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>>168363692
Jokes on you. They haven't used bioware points since ME3
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>>168363692
$10k for every (You) I get.

You've literally funded my new house.
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>>168363793
does that mean you're doing it for free?
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>>168356716
tbqh I think my shepard is better looking than the default one.
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>>168363991
he isn't
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>>168363991
He does surprisingly look good, considering how terrible the character generator was, I'll give you that. But he still doesn't look nearly as good as Sheploo
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>>168363991
wrong
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>>168364162
thanks

>>168364137
>>168364262
rude tbqh
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>>168363425
>fucking up

None of this has anything do with how good the meat of the story will be, or the characters, or how well the game will convey atmosphere or emotion.
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>>168357551
No, you're meant to romance Jaal and unite Andromeda and the Milky Way via political intergalactic marriage
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>>168364162
is it possible to create a shepard as good as sheploo? is there one out there?
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Someone post the BSN funeral post.
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>>168364857
There are theories that are likely just wishful thinking of his fans that he could be royalty or something and your Ryder steals him from a political marriage.
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>>168364469
Nevermind that autistic screeching.
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>>168365115
fucking gross. Can't I fuck the spacecat without him being the secret white boy disney prince?
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>wr gets a +20 INT bonus at level 15

WHY IS NO ONE ABUSING THIS?
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>>168364891
wonder what the odds are that the person who made that post is here right now defending bioware
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>>168365394
excellent, given the caliber of autism that posts here.
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>>168364891
>BSN funeral post.
I have never seen this post, but I've heard the stories. Please make it happen
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>>168365274
Someone with a friend with a friend who works at Bioware said his romance would be happy and sad, but not like Solas or Anders tier sad.
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>>168365394
>>168365471
no wait, that's the reddit one...
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>>168364891
>>168365471
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>>168365813
so he's confirmed then? Neat.

I'm still mad that I was duped into liking fedoracore not-like-other-girls genocide Jesus because of his voice and plot relevance, so any news that it's not like his romance relieve me
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>>168366030
Thanks fampai
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>>168366030
This can't be real
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>>168366132
He hasn't been confirmed but someone on the team liked several tweets about romancing him.
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>>168366265
OMG FOR REALZIES! #IT'S ON
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>>168366265
Nice.

Here's hoping he's a chill guy

>>168366338
and shut the fuck up
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>>168366338
W-what?
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>>168366132
>some anon whose dad works for nintendo said this and that
>WOW CONFIRMED XYZ
did you fall on your head today?
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>>168366527
BUT SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE ON THE DEV TEAM LIKED A TWEET. IT'S CONFIRMED!!!!!
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>>168366527
I'm was willing to suspend my disbelief because it sounded logical enough anyway, leave me alone
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>>168366203
The old BSN forums were mirrored on Fextralife. Here's the thread. http://fextralife.com/forums/t386645/thanks-bioware/
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>>168366030
desu if you replace "kalahira" with "god" or "jesus" that could actually sound nice.
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>>168366678
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For those using gamepads on PC.
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>>168366907
He misspoke
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>>168366907
I'll still use a mod for gamepad support. Bioware will fuck it up somehow
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>>168366862
I think it shouldn't have been used at all unless the dead relative was a Mass Effect fan.
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>>168366907
fake news probably
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None of this feels like Mass Effect.
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>>168367745
Does THIS feel more like mass effect https://www.myinstants.com/instant/reaper-horn/
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>>168367951
No
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>>168367745
Andromeda looks more like combination of Star Trek TNG and DS9 than actual Mass Effect.

I'm ok with that
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What is with this cover?
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>>168372012
Quality Dark Horse Comics art. What's the problem, anon?
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>>168372012
His body is ready anon
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>>168372226
He has a better ass than Cora and PeeBee.

>>168372162
Is the top half of the turian behind cover but somehow his legs aren't?
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>>168362493
The lore has never stated that no genes from the non-Asari are carried by the offspring. It says the Asari merges it's nervous system with it's mate's and electrical impulses shoot back and forth from skin to skin contact, but it never says no genes are transferred over through this process. Why would skin to skin contact even be required if no genetic material were transferred? The Asari can mind-meld without any physical contact, so the only difference between that and breeding is the naked grinding.
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>>168372012
Why do they keep putting out shitty comics? I read everything leading up to ME3, got dickslapped, never again.
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Are we getting a Salarian team mate?
Or at least a volus character whit relevance?
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>>168372012
>jeremy barlow
please no. he's drawn some of the previous mass effect comics already and we all know how horrible those were
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>>168372790
The Salarian is the pilot of our ship. No squadmate confirmation yet
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>>168372790
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>>168372790
Salarian squadmate was cut. We get a salarian pilot instead.

Volus are CUT CONTENT.
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>>168268737
So no one on that base ever questioned why the strange new hire's hair looked like it was cast out of a single metal mold?
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>>168373203
Her hair is only that way because UE3 can't into hair at all. EDI says that her hair can come apart into nanostrands that imitate actual hair.
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>>168373198
we arent never getting a volus/vorcha/batarian squad mate arent we?
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>>168367004
If they don't let you map powers to the XBone Pro toggles I'll use a mod that lets me do that.
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>>168373396
Nope. Hope you enjoy the Asari squad mate getting first position in every video, important quest, and future DLC forever.
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>>168373396
>we arent never getting a volus/vorcha/batarian squad mate arent we?
>arent never
>arent we
Try that again but more retarded.
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>>168373396
Who the fuck wants that? I'm just hoping that in future games half our squad is new Andromeda aliens and the boring Milky Way ones get toned down.

My dream is to have no Asari squadmate.
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>>168373641
Nice. Hope she's a lot more lewd than Liara.
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>>168373396
>>168373707

All right, anons. Give me your dream squad of 6.
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>>168373641
t-time for a n-new shadowbroker for Andromeda, y-you guys
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>>168373912
Hot tall, dark and handsome human brother+sister combo

Quarian Man

Squid Cat Lady

Hot new Alien x2. One of them shaped like a snake with the head of a barn owl
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>>168373396
Who the fuck wants any of those

>>168373912
Femtur, femquar, asari, human female, another asari, and a gay best friend
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>>168373912
Cerberus guardian
Cerberus nemesis
Cerberus engineer
Prothean
Reaper Canibal
Reaper
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>>168374529
Uhmm are you creating a death squad?
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>>168373912
6 humans in power armor removing xenos.
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>>168373912
>Male Andromeda alien
>Female Angaran
>Male Quarian
>FemTur
>Generic human #1 (because there's no point in even imagining a squad without that, it'll never happen)
>Generic human #2
>Volus crew member that isn't played as a joke
>A Kett somewhere in that mix.

I'm tired of Krogan and Asari.
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>>168374880
>Squishy ammonia jew
>ever taken seriously
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>>168374880
Reminds me of KOTOR
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>HAIRY Asari waifu

Don't you people lie to me, I know this was someones fetish.
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>>168375951
she's got a big black tuft around her asshole. this is also a recessive trait.
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>>168375031
>this one does not like your attitude
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>>168376352
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>>168376619
I think the squishy ammonia jew is a quarian. Hanarr would clearly go to war in a fucking mech.
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>>168373912
>Aloof female Salarian
>Batarian who hates working with you but must for whatever reason
>Krogan Twins
>Asari Military Commando who is Tsundere
>Female Human for blandness
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>>168376731
Ammonia Jews are volus. They're in suits because their home planet's atmosphere is heavy with ammonia.
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>>168373912
-Human female | Tall, long blonde hair, green eyes, curvy figure, tsundere | Romance, bisexual
-"Male" robot, like a male EDI | Looks like prime Magnum PI, mustache, chesthair and all(has skin and hair), sarcastic but kind | Romance, bisexual
-Drell Female | Blueish-green skin with white markings(unlike Thane's black markings), lithe but slightly curvy, lewd and flirty | Romance, straight
-Batarian Male | Burly, has a robotic leg, is diplomatic, helpful and rational but still hates hoomans | No romance
-New alien female | Green skin, long curly red hair, human-like face but with larger eyes and pointy ears, buxom, inquisitive, fascinated with the Milky Way, manic pixie dream girl | Romance, bisexual
-New Alien male | Stark white skin, no hair, no ears, no nose, slits for nostrils but an otherwise human-like face, 4 arms, 7' tall, slender but muscular, 4 fingers, 4 toes, absorbs light through skin for energy and to camouflage like a chameleon | Romance, straight
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>>168376731
Oh I killed off the Quarians in ME:3
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>>168376901
>Hot tsundere woman

How pleb can you get?
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>no Elcor living tanks
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>>168376901
>Batarian isn't tsundere for humans
>no romance

C-, see me after class
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>>168377062
Pretty pleb. I'm really into that busty blonde on The Magicians.
>>168377321
I'll beat the shit out of you for that C- you fuck.
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>>168268454
Never played ME3. Heard it had a terrible and unsatisfying ending.

Loved ME1 but ME2 didn't feel as good for some reason.

Is ME3 worth playing and does your choices from ME1 and ME2 even matter that much or is just the little things which girl you chose?
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>>168377724

Yes
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>>168377724
Please, do not play it.
I'm not trying to meme on you or be sarcastic. Mass Effect 3 is one of the worst games ever made. It will ruin video games as a whole for you once you realize just how fucking wrong it is.
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>>168377724
ME3 is much better than ME2 in just about every way, don't believe the memes.
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>>168378247
>>168377724

I'd say, play it up until it's final push on Earth mission and just shut the game down.
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>>168378384
>"Only the ending is bad" meme
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>>168378384
There's a mod for that.
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>>168373912
Tali, Wrex, Javik, Garrus, James, and random squaddie #6 having adventures in a post-war galaxy.

Mordin would be on here too if he wasn't dead.
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>>168378581
You're the worlds biggest cuck if you install a fucking fan ending mod

Just play the goddamned game.
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>>168378384
Just use CEM+JAM+EC and pretend Green and Blue are mind tricks.
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>>168378569
Not only, but it's the only really offensive thing that really destroys the experience.
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>>168377724
The bad feeling is "this seems like an incoherent action movie where the 'chosen one hero' is an idiot and the villain's actions don't make any sense" and it only gets worse from here.

Your choices matter immensely for two questlines, one of which is actually good.
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>>168378776
>An IGN reporter was modeled and put into the game
>Certain characters were introduced only for pandering
>Your self insert has PTSD
>Kaiden is gay
>Kei Leng
>The new game even takes place in a new galaxy because they writers wrote themselves into a corner.
>At the start of Mass Effect 3, when the team you built is completely scattered, thus rendering the previous game even more pointless.
>We just found the plans for the most important artifact in the galaxy to stop the Reapers. And it’s on Mars.
>The dream sequences.
>Cerberus is somehow fielding a massive army capable of attacking points all over the galaxy all at once.
>We somehow built a huge weapon and we don’t know what it does.
>The final conversation with The Illusive Man.
>The conversation with the Starchild and the revelation of the purpose (LOL) of the Reapers.
>Lore rape and retcons
>In the Arrival DLC, we saw that destroying a mass relay caused an explosion with the equivalent power to the creation of a supernova
>So now we have everyone stranded in the star cluster they were in when Shepard saved the galaxy by blowing up the only efficient interstellar travel system
>Tali is a stock photo
>Had to release an extended ending DLC because it was so fucking bad
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>>168379239
You forgot
>last surviving Prothean
>Day one DLC
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>>168379239
>>Had to release an extended ending DLC because it was so fucking bad

That was released four years, eight months ago.

If you care about the original out of the box ending now, in 2017, you are literally, unspeakably, autistic.
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>>168379239
>An IGN reporter was modeled and put into the game
>Certain characters were introduced only for pandering
>Kaiden is gay

To be fair, this content you can just skip, it's all optional.

>The final conversation with The Illusive Man.
>The conversation with the Starchild and the revelation of the purpose (LOL) of the Reapers.
>Lore rape and retcons
>In the Arrival DLC, we saw that destroying a mass relay caused an explosion with the equivalent power to the creation of a supernova
>So now we have everyone stranded in the star cluster they were in when Shepard saved the galaxy by blowing up the only efficient interstellar travel system
>Had to release an extended ending DLC because it was so fucking bad

That is all in the ending though, I thought your argument is all about how much everything else in ME3 sucked.

>Your self insert has PTSD
>The dream sequences.

Same shit. It's annoying, but brief and you can thankfully mod it out. But I agree, that's some bullshit.

>Lore rape and retcons

Started in ME2, meh. I guess if you're that invested into the lore it would be pretty bad.
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>>168378704
>cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
Shut up. That doesn't even fucking mean anything in this context, you retard.
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>>168380278
>remembering things is autistic
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>10
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Get out of /dag/ you fags
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>>168382213
make me /dag/ drone
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>>168382380
Only because they are talking about ME and we're on page 10.
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>>168382213
>implying I can shitpost about Liam in /meg/
absolutely not
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>>168382460
we are on pg 10 so I started a discussion there
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>>168382581
>Make /dag/ /meg/ Again
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>>168383063
>what's up slut
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>>168383117
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>watch indoctrination theory video
>indoctrination symptoms from the codex perfectly match what you experience in the game
>fits so well it's almost intentional

I mean, it would've been a very cool meta mindfuck and made a lot of sense, considering how much Shepard deals directly with Reapers and since Cerberus rebuilt him with actual Reaper tech.
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>>168383957
>watch indoctrination theory video
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>>168383758
I can't wait for games to get to the point when ground looks like it's actually made of soil and minerals rather than obvious 3D models intersecting each other. Not even a jab at Andromeda, every fucking game still has this shit. Nobody really does any work on making ground look realistic.
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>>168383758
I want a race of giant cats. Real cats not turians or angarans.
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>10
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>>168385972
Whoever makes these drawings always fucks up on Shepard's face
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>>168389798
>>168385972
His face looks like picrelated
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>>168373912
Jack
Garrus
Wrex
Miranda
EDI
Legion
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>>168390052
aw shit, posted the wrong pic

Still nice though

>>168389945
HA! holy shit it does
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>>168389798
they're clearly just really quick doodles.
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>>168390334
>quick doodles
>all that detail on Tali's suit
nah, that's like saying that Tali statue is just a hastily made figurine
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>>168380545
When I write a book, I go though many drafts. Arguably most of them are shit until it can be considered "finished", and as art works, even the final product could be improved upon endlessly.

The games was clearly released with a rushed ending. if you want to hold that up to them, go ahead, but nobody I've seen or met who had his first experience of the game after the Extended Cut and Leviathan was released, has had a problem with the ending.

Take that as you will.
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>>168392096
>but nobody I've seen or met who had his first experience of the game after the Extended Cut and Leviathan was released, has had a problem with the ending.
The fuck are you talking about? It's still bad.
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>>168392096
No, I'm sorry, my first experience of the game was with Extended Cut and Leviathan, and I think it's really bad.
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>>168392697
>tfw in my sleep deprivation I read that as "my first sexual experience was extended cut"

Fuck, I'll go to sleep.
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>>168393030
Yeah that's ridiculous, I've never had a sexual experience.
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>>168392595

actually it's fine
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>>168393030
>my first sexual experience was extended cut
Sounds like he had a huge boner but then got blue balled

>>168393096
Stay strong, you're among friends here
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>>168393319
Actually, I thought it wasn't.
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>>168389798
in a hilarious turn of events, he also fucks up Tali's face. because he draws one at all.
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>>168393748
true, he just should've drawed the eyes. or maybe just reflected light
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>>168325430
If there's no quarians I'll be peeved.

And if I can't romance any femTurians I'm gonna make Columbine look like a fucking joke
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>>168394254
>If there's no quarians I'll be peeved.
There aren't any. Get over it, and the stupid belief some people have about the being in a dlc is just that, stupid.

>And if I can't romance any femTurians I'm gonna make Columbine look like a fucking joke
I think vetra will be bi. Can't confirm that though. the only news I hear about her is from possibly bullshit posts her
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>>168393967
Tali's face should have never been shown

>>168394254
It makes no sense for Quarians to be in Andromeda. It sucks but it makes sense
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>>168394851
>Tali's face should have never been shown
Completely agree. I never romanced her but not knowing what was behind the mask added to her appeal and character. to me, her facemask is her face.
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>>168365813

What are the chances his romance is an Asexual romance? That's what will make the majority of fans sad, because they can't fug the alien.
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>>168394450
>>168394851
I guess since it does make sense it's fine. There's definitely gonna be at least one bi alien character as always(not including asari I hope)

>>168395059
>Never romancing Tali
Literally why? Who else is there besides either Sarah or the girl with the dragon tattoo.
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>>168393458
Nobody cares.
Actually, nobody cares about my opinion either.

...why is this a recurring argument again?
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>>168395616
>Sarah

You mean Samantha?
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>>168395693
No I was making a reference to a character Yvonne (Miranda's VA) played on a show called Chuck
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>>168373912

Human infiltrator
A freelancer scout, salvager and an adventurer enjoying the relative freedom of semi-legal human colonies in the Traverse. Doesn't have much respect for rules and obligations.

Volus adept
Scion of a banking clan, he joins The Cause because he wants to make the world better. A bet of an egomaniac with messianic complexes. MC can guide him towards being more compassionate or a full on psycho.

Batarian vanguard
An orphan found on a slaver vessel captured by asari privateers in terminus sector. An asari couple from the crew adopted him and raised him on Illium, but later died in a firefight. Hates slavers and pirates with a passion. His crusade against both eventually leads to him participating in a fight in defense of a human colony in Attican Traverse. Potential for conflict as well as friendship with the infiltrator.

Quarian engineer
Focused on biochemistry, medicine and ecology rather than regular fare of quarian ship engineering, although does well enough in that as well. Still on pilgrimage despite being fairly old for it, spent most of the time on Sur'Kesh. Intends to bring back a way for the Quarians to lose their suit dependency. May be persuaded to settle for something less ambitious instead and return to his people, may be unable to complete his task and end up in self-imposed exile.

Turian soldier
Exactly what it says on the tin. Turian liaison for The Cause, will respect and obey the MC as long as The Cause doesn't turn against Hierarchy. Doesn't have any additional baggage.

Human sentinel
Was exposed to an eezo as a child during an accident in Singapore but somehow fell through the efforts of corporations to find the afflicted kids. Grew up on a local jesuit mission instead, authorities which also ensured his education and training. Very religious, can be encouraged to serve as a chaplain for the squad or told to shut up and keep it to himself.
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>>168395616
>the girl with the dragon tattoo
IN SPACE

But hey if it makes you feel any better, it took me a good two or 3 minutes choosing between Tali and Jack when picking a ME waifu.

>>168395628
>why is this a recurring argument again?
Because millions of fans will always be, at the very least a little, upset about how they ended one of their favorite video game series
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>>168396319
>Because millions of fans will always be, at the very least a little, upset
>millions

Nope.
>>
>>168396474
I assume at least 1 million people have played Mass effect 3, no?
>>
>>168396504

Multiple millions played it.

A tiny, tiny fraction pissed their pants over the ending.
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>>168396319
At least you didn't make the garbage decision of Space J.Lo or Dr.Octoedge
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>>168396634
>Space J.Lo or Dr.Octoedge
I assume you mean Ashley and Liara?

>>168396613
>A tiny, tiny fraction pissed their pants over the ending.
That doesn't mean they weren't upset about it. the first time I played ME3 was with the ending dlc and I still thought "aw shit, that was kinda bad"
Just because I didn't make a youtube rant and birate bw employees online doesn't mean I was happy with the ending.
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>>168397003
>I assume you mean Ashley and Liara?
Well yeah, Ms.Ima strong independent womyn, and the lady who went from bright-eyed scientist to Three Days Grace-listening Shadow broker
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>>168373912
Female turian l Fairly muscular, quite bitchy, tsundere for humans l Vanguard l Romance, straight.
Male turian l Tall and scrawny, A low-tier C-SEC officer that got caught into the mess, humanboo l Soldier l Romance, straight.
Asari l Obligatory thicc, Combat medic who has been with part of whatever initiative/group the group is with for a long time, very calm l Sentinel l Romance, bi
Female human l Short, obligatory shy tomboy l Engineer l Romance, gay
Male batarian l Was basically promised resources and manpower to coup the Hegemony, keeps his mouth shut in most cases l Infiltrator l No romance
Male human l Knock-off Kaidan l Adept l Romance, Bi
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>>168397158
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>>168397216
Male human, always.
Feels good being CIS.
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>>168396634
>>168397158
There's literally nothing wrong with Ashley.
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>>168373912
Geth soldier
Vorcha infiltrator
Asari sentinel
Turian vanguard
Salarian engineer
Krogan adept
2 human redshirts

Celebrate diversity /meg/
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>>168398450
>Racist who doesn't trust me for like 1.25 games even if you romance her in the first one.
>pretty meh-tier in the looks and personality department.
>Gets outclassed in the tomboy field by Jack
>Crappy abilities
>The emotional range of a drunken Elcor

Honestly if you're gonna romance a human female from me1 they should have let me romance Dr. Gilfwas
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>>168395616
>"romancing" that gypsy
nah, go away you sick bastard
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>>168398450
Her face, bitchiness and character progression.
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>>168398778
Jack's still a pretty shit tomboy, IMO. I wish we'd had a cute military type who wasn't a total cunt.
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>>168398935
She's cute throughout the entire series. Her accent, her mannerisms. Tachika's useful. And although I'm not a fan of tribalism her's makes sense to an extent.

>>168398968
Sure Jack's still a shitty tomboy, but she's a relatively decent tsundere(Bioware's best one isn't in ME),

You've got sexually aggressive one second and emotional about losing you the next. Some may call that histrionic, I call that love.
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>>168374232
Snake and BLACKED

>>168374270
Femtur and Femquar

>>168374529
Prothean and Reaper

>>168374880
Femtur and Fem Angaran

>>168376803
Both Krogans

>>168376901
Batarian and Drell

>>168390052
Garrus Legion

>>168396062
Human sentinel and Batarian

>>168397216
Femtur and the Turian Soldier

>>168398484
Geth and Turian
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>>168396062
Your human sentinel is Kaidan + Ashley's personality on roids

You are asking for a worse Kaidan.
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/meg/, /meg/! I wanna kill all the quarians~
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>>168400551
Don't we all?
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>>168400578
Nope
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>>168400551
My brother's save transfer borked itself so he couldn't broker peace. I told him geth have more EMS so he killed off the quarians. He then went back because moralfag. He was more upset that Tali joins you and you have no say, there's no option to send her off to the crucible. "I had to kill my geth bros and now take this annoying bitch along"
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>>168400551
>liarafags
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>>168402507
>Someone took the time and effort to draw this
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>>168402638
>Someone took the time and effort to draw and animate that
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>>168396613

The smaller fraction were those unbothered by it. An even tinier fraction are those who gargle Bioware's balls in support of it.
>>
What is the general opinion of ME vs DA franchise?
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>>168404436
Well crafted settings that have decayed over course of the sequels for variety of reasons that include poor design choices, recent fads and inept PR and HR policies.
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>>168405337
100% this
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>>168399779
Seems more like something between Samara and Jacob from that description desu
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Which alien has the weirdest genitalia?
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>>168409506
Humans.
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>>168409506
leviathans
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I just watched the Andromeda Initiative vids..there's only 4. Where is 5 and 6 ?
>>
>>168409956
Not released yet.
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>>168409956
I'd assume the 5th will come out on the 28th and the 6th on the 14th prior to release
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>page 10
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>>168414806
Yup
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>>168414806
Great media strategy.
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All of you Femtur-obsessed faggots... are the new Talicancer
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>>168417882
I'm almost positive that it's only a couple people who constantly post shit about vetra.

I'm also certain they are all also talifags
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>>168417882
>
I hope so, anon.
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>>168417882
they're third, talicancer being in second place, with the swampbeast autist taking the top-spot
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>>168419419
>those dead eyes
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Is there any marketing for this game at all? Seems abysmal.
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>>168421582
Ye, but it sucks. they should all be fired and shot
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Novus panem?
>>
Mike Gamble posted this. It was posted yesterday at 2217 GMT+1, but I assume he means tomorrow.
Unless the press sees it today, and we get videos from the showing tomorrow.
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>>168422116
is that what i think it is
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>>168422116
I think they're demo'ing it for press in San Francisco today, February the 15th. I'd love to know if this is a hands on demo for press or just a prerecorded video they're talking over for them.
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>>168422116
>översätt från engelska
Wow haha what a fag
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Imagine being such a fucking incel shithead you are upset by music playing BEFORE midnight.


is he /ourguy/?
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