sc2

here lives /scv/: he stank of cum

*sniffs*

i stank

i don't hate them or anything but people who change sex will always make me feel a bit uncomfortable

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>GSL Code S 1d 10h

>>168258820
i feel the same about about all retards to be frank

who is frank

>>168258854
kakoii

tomorrow is the big day

>>168258917
how dare you speak to me like that

destiny's gabbin' about God

destiny is A religious

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*tips*

*votes for Samuel J. Tilden*

*votes trump*

>>168259953
+1

*votes for charles guiteau*

>>168260171
shooting garfields....

>>168259953
+1

>>168259953
yes, make Putin happy

someone go in to his chat and say something dumb about atheism or agnosticism he's getting really worked up i can't because i'm banned ~_~

phones

>>168260615
only if you kys first

>>168260712
plenty of sweethearts are gonna be kissed on valentine's day!

id rather watch the guy destiny is watching

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who wants to play some overmeme?

>>168260528
japan is perfect

>>168261558
i wish my mouse died and i have a 100dpi mouse until i get a new one

>>168261558
i would but you are probably garbage

why do we always have tranny ops
no one likes that tranny bitch

>>168262685
Scarlett is the only respectable player from the west still playing SC2...

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you look out your door and see this

what do you do

>>168262830
im still playing.......

im going to walmart in an hour, anybody need anything? being serious

dont reply to me phoner

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omo

viva la gook

almost done with season 2 of it...

>>168264718
>her

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omo

i haven't touched a person in months?

https://en.lichess.org/SgjIVzRW/black
intense

>>168262880
feed it and keep as a pet

>>168262880
let him scratch his butthole on my front step and send him on his way

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>>168265550
what the fuck why did he go for that threefold repetition???

anyone here want to play monopoly?

i have a legit site to use

i would actually be down for monopoly

let me slam a brewski and i'll play

are there a lot of illegitimate monopoly sites or something

>>168265902
sure hit me up homeboi

http://www.pogo.com/friend/join.do?sn=scvmeme123

ok get in here. if you have to make an account you dont need a real email and the password to the room is "scv"

https://youtu.be/qViLWGk2H74


good times

*leeroy combos this whole thread*

ok i guess no one is coming to monopoly...

sorry im doing my taxes right now idiot

i guess i joined? this site is hella confusing

ooo look at me i watch chess games im so smart

fucking kill yourselves chess faggots

fine i guess i'll make an account..you better let me be the dog though

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Made earl grey chocolates for Valentine's Day - they turned out REALLY good! Hope the special people receiving them will agree

>>168267047
+1 word
chess is garbage

i thought trudeau was a sissy but he passed the handshake challenge....

is he based?

we just need one more person in our game

the link isn't working for me..

>>168267178
he had a cheat guide so it doesn't count

what the fuck its just a board game why are you so upset?

>>168267332
just add the dude 'scvmeme123' to your friends list and join his lobby that way. thats what i did

>>168267360
kys chessfag

http://www.pogo.com/games/monopoly#game_monopoly-plmonopolysf076:table_1:1487032395636

try that link

this hebrewsdid911 guy...
he's saying some bad things...

>>168267450
+1

im gay

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post you are pure waifu

i will be spending valentine's with her !

only old fags :)

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>>168267817
hi steve

>>168267876
hello

>>168268094
if i post one more picture of my aunt, will you please stop posting this one?

>>168268285
yes
please

>>168268285
yeah ;) sure ;)

please please post one more picture of your aunt

also is your aunt in a commercial for Cadillac running right now? theres a woman that kinda looks like her....

>>168268285
this made me lol

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>>168267817

reminder were watching the westminster dog show

its on fox sports 1

>>168268959
are skip n shannon there... if not idk if i wanna watch

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>>168267817

>desu
LOL hahah :)

>>168268959
link it or i dont care

desss~!

seriously im so sick of you fucking idiots

im sick of myself being sick of myself being sick from drinking too much

>>168269390
iktf haha

haha

he was lying, auntie isnt his aunt he doesnt have another picture...

*sniffs aphrodite feet*
oo-o-omo *faints*

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>>168267817

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okay fine here are some more pictures of auntie please leave me the fuck alone

i've houses in tokyo, barcelona, and athens. i'd say i'm doing alright for just getting out of jail

im sica this

*downloads pimsleur korean language lessons*
this is gonna be great I'm gonna learn how to speak korean...

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jk i found her twitter, she's not hot she's just an average newscaster

>>168269947
>beaumont
loomies...

GSL Code S 1d 8h
herO vs Trap
Leenock vs Ryung

>>168270127
>lol look at this nigger womanlet

>>168270386
thats the nostril nigger gymnast

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actually she's lookin pretty hot

>>168270823
incontrol...

is that really loomies aunt?

wow korean is really hard

>>168270958
i miss the incontrol puns

i learned korean in 15 minutes lol

anyone else staying home on valentines day...

>>168270823
i love a girl who can smash a cheeseburger

>>168271128
me too ayeoungheo ;)

FUCK MONOPOLY FUCKING RNG TRASH ASS PIECE OF SHIT GAME
*punches desk*

>>168271319
*mom knocks at the door* did you lose again hun.....

>>168271350
DONT TALK TO ME
*rushes outside for a cig*

getting about $1200 back from my taxes
and since im low class / uneducated i think this is free money so im gonna blow it on something !

wow im trying to repeat this gook stuff out loud and my mind is glazing over and spit is drooling out of my mouth and I keep slurring nonsense wow this is really really hard

>>168271905
do french first with me
and THEN we can tackle german
and THEN we can tackle gook

>>168271962
i think I'm going to die

>>168271962
like right now?
well then you might wanna skip gook entirely thats gonna take forever....

oops i responded to myself instead hahaha
>>168272019
like right now?
well then you might wanna skip gook entirely thats gonna take forever....

*takes the crown as the scv monopoly champion*

good game i guess...

monopoly blows
though i might be down to play it later whenever i get board and other scvees join in

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>>168271962

>learning 2 dying languages

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>watching family guy
>garfield appears

hmm....

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YAMAROO

MOE TAY OH

im still sore about that game... i just got that car's primo realestate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGhDs5GH_fc

>>168273558
imagine cumming deep in scarscar's ass while his tiny, limp, emaciated tranny dick weakly sways back and forth between his legs

>>168273678

*does that*

>>168273678
scarscar doesnt have a nice little peenie though, he has an open sore vagina now

>>168273926
wow imagine cumming deep inside scarscar's gaping open wound left after his genital mutilation... omo...

now thats freaking gross

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omo..

>>168274114
that's really just disgusting

why do you still come to sc2 general in 2017?

>>168274324
i came for the memes
i stayed for the memes also

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>>168274154

https://www.twitch
.tv/evanescence_fanr

>>168274480
i'm just gonna not look at your webm :)

>>168274679
what a disgusting language, she has a comfy apartment though. thats my dream goal when i move out

hey did the john wick watcher from like 12 hours ago like john wick?

>>168274114
how does she do this?

>>168274114
>>168274480
eww

>>168275017
i didnt watch it yet.. im going to watch it soon... prefer watching films at night...

https://twitter.com/search?q=PewDiePie&src=tren

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPlXC3M8hbg

what a freak

>>168276293
what a god

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>>168276293
>where's the greatest pleasure [in chess]
>when you break his ego that's where it's at
wow

wow i just burned my thumb really badly using my hair straightener...

really wanna play more monopoly...

>>168276857
fuck that game im never playing it again it was so gay

i might be down for another roll at monopoly

>>168276909
found the car

do kids still play board games?

>>168276974
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

no. they explore each other's supple bodies and experiment sexually

>>168277131
omomomomo

http://www.pogo.com/board-games?pageSection=fp_home_categorybar_board

hmm.. what to play...

you know what we want just make the lobby and link it

>>168277310
yeah i know what you want
*makes a lichess game*

alright get in here

http://www.pogo.com/friend/join.do?sn=scvmeme123

if you have to make an account you dont need a real email and the password to the room is "scv"

ok join my new game i just made

http://www.pogo.com/friend/join.do?sn=scvmeme123

this one is the regular rules so you keep playing until theres only one person left

password is scv

the trick is to allow popups...

1 more person come join this monopoly game

nice faggot thread
tranny retard

https://youtu.be/IQwJJz4iNUY

omoooooo... colgate...

>>168274480
what the heck is happening in this webm????? i dont fricken get it!!!!!

seulgi... fake...
scarlet... faggot...
beef jerky mom... fake...
auntie... fake...

what the frick is gonna frick off next

@_________________________________@

>>168279662
stop falling for memes you dip

https://youtu.be/kYJE6MgS7zI

:3

ok back at table 1

hurry up hebrew...

if i could take two memes and combine then together id combine miqueena_sucker.webm with beef jerky moms boobies

imagine miqueena suckering them puppers

https://youtu.be/Q-tt_6MwFiE
which one of you left that peervy comment lolol

>>168280173
sorry i was getting something to eat

took a shower at 3am
probably woke my family and my brothers girlfriend up but at least i dont smell like cum anymore

awoo~

>>168280958
omo!

>>168281020
ehehe *rubs belly*

gook

cirno...

im not gay

seulgi

gook

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>>168267817

>>168282489
plastic gyuri gook~!

might go for a fap

+1

>>168282489
her eyelit fat makes me hard

>>168282991
word plastic is hot

*opens empornium*
hmmm yes quite the selection

seulgi is real idiots!!!

>>168283272
a real goddess

>>168283309
perfect

>>168283309
is this from that wax museum

>>168276293
i saw some videos of bobby fischer comparing jews to satan and saying that israel is an illegitimate country what a paranoid mentally ill freak -.-

Avilo @avilosc2 53s54 seconds ago
Swarmhosts still not fixed after 2+ months. Sadly Blizzard still does not give a fuck about SC2. Not like they have for years, oh well.

having a fap

Flynn's tenure as national security advisor shortest ever. Previous record held be Reagan's first NSA, Richard V. Allen, who served 348 days

gook

General Flynn resigns after only 4 weeks; shortest serving nat sec advisor ever. Gen Petraeus to interview for the job tomorrow w/ Trump.

*takes the crown and puts it on the AI as scv monopoly champion*

gook

i refreshed my monop and it crashed my game...

*dons a barrel for clothes*

>3 scvs cant beat one computer ai in monop

damn...

light blue properties....

>>168284082
>>168284132
wonder how the russian shills are going to respond to this on /pol/....

>>168284215
i dcd and couldnt reconnect
what happened?

>>168284532
the ai took over and it won...

i want to be involved but monopoly is gay

i want to play again

>>168283586
>Sadly Blizzard still does not give a fuck about SC2. Not like they have for years, oh well.
guess we have something in common :)

ive played more monopoly in the last 3 hours than sc2 in the last 3 years

just finished my fap
dont you just hate it when the doujin youre reading turns out to contain shota or lolicon...

i really want to get drunk tonight but im applying to a new wow guild and i dont want to be hungover for the raid...

im playing monop online vs randos.. what has my life become

agreed

i wanna play but i am NOT making an account!

just put in gibberish for an email...

i want to play the game of life online...

>get 15 day ban for shitposting
>come back
>tranny thread is up

fuck this bullshit

link it and i'll play it

>>168286301
>no new ip
yawn

>>168286107
just log in with facebook

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>>168286471

yeah ill play one more game of monopoly if someone hosts a room

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>>168286839
based

>>168286924
>>168286839
thanks for the heads up, deleted my post that would get me ban

>>168286924
i got a few of those
>>168286848
pretzelboy please host and stop watching john wick...

how do i play monopoly with you

do they have better games?

>>168286924
why was your ban a week shorter than mine? am i really that bad of a poster?

>>168287108
mine was only 3 days

is anyone gonna host a room of monopoly or is this idea just dead in the water?

>>168287108
i had multiple 3 days...

what about scrabble

>>168287552
i want to play again, but im not hosting it

>>168286839
what a rude janny

well im not hosting it either

well then..

im actually too dumb to know how to host

im too lazy

same

http://www.pogo.com/friend/join.do?sn=HebrewsDid911
hurry before randos fill up the room

i need to borrow an account

did i have to disable adblock?

buy me for honor

>>168288427
not gonna waste my money on that trash

sigh any fit stinkers on?

ublock origins, adblock and adblock plus... none of them are blocking twitch video ads...

i sense collusion!

*takes the crown as the scv monopoly champion*

i think you need to pay money to make a private one

pigskin

just make another one i guess.. and we'll harass whatever rando is there...

weow

>not using lstreamer

okay wait

click the arrow up top next to your name and select private mode

>>168290627
A GOD

i'm a new sc2 player
how do I play protoss?

I tried the early adept cheese build but I feel like I either executed it too slow or something. Against terran it doesn't feel too good.

someone pls help

http://www.pogo.com/friend/join.do?sn=HebrewsDid911

made a private room

nvm i dont think it works lol

>>168290723
password is scv

>>168290721
elroy

its not letting me join you need to add me as a friend

wewladhahawow

i wanna play too

preseasonlager

...

or maybe it works with internet explorer

the game isn't playing

maybe disable adblock temporarily?

look at the right side of your url bar and click that... enable popups...

it just says game starts soon and a black screen under it

computers are too hard

game on...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc

*licks it all up*

gook

gook

gook

gook

*slits your throats*

gook

>runs out of clicks
shit

>>168294661
rofl

ive got like 10 beers here but im still hungover from yesterday

my last drink was close to 23 hours ago...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAfbwpkrsI4

would you pick VR or the girl?

*takes the crown and puts it on the preseasonlager as scv monopoly champion*

im leaving for now cya

this is the first time i've ever won at monopoly!

SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH!!

i figured it out. got a lobby without a time limit & a bankruptcy limit. if i get 3 other players ill run another game

http://www.pogo.com/friend/join.do?sn=HebrewsDid911

password scv

actually that was a lie. i was just excited

monop....

GSL Code S 1d 1h
herO vs Trap
Leenock vs Ryung

>>168296270
herO 2-0 Trap
Leenock 1-2 Ryung
Trap 0-2 Leenock
herO 2-1 Ryung
Ryung 2-1 Leenock

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>>168296270

someone screencap that post

light blue props...

monop~

funny how all interest disappeared the moment all the problems got ironed out

>>168296758
i went to bed

kgf or jgf

depends on which one will trade for the monop...

neither. cgf

>>168297330
is this post serious. i cant tell

review of stratego masters edition?

wgf

gook

kgf

lbp...

tcggf...

my teeth are rotting

that cool great gook fap???

Good morning!!! Happy valentines day, hope you have something plan for your significant other. Going to take mine to dinner after work

trading card game girl friend

tim's creative giant green foot

tiny cock giant girlfriend

tall chinese girl girlfriend

it would be great
to have a girlfriend

tranny cum gets good friends

agf 2018

I'm looking at cool boardgames on amazon
wish I had a girlfriend or a friend to play some of these bad boys with xenoshyft looks cool

this girl is just sitting on cb wearing a shirt and pants and getting tips...

she must sit really well...

>>168299187
what city do you live in

>>168299481
seoul

esports....they're gonna look back on it and laugh lol

>>168299481
atlanta

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wgirls...

really unpleasant picture. like wow

its valentines day

imagine a girl making you feel special...

cant believe im the only scv without a date for valentines...

well i feel a bit better now.. 25 hours since my last drink

should i start drinking? its 4am but ive got like 11 beers here...

>>168299843
i was too shy to ask the anon i like...

https://www.twitch
.tv/dltlsgud2

gook

>tfw laugh at a penny-arcade for the first time in 6 years

more like penny fartcade lmaooo

i wonder if he started drinking

I didn't yet but I really wanna

what up

*yells gook in a crowded theater*

your gookies end where my chinkies begin

*boots up monopoly engine software*
heh... anyone want to play some monopoly??

us and all our agfs playing monop together

>>168305426
>anime gf

oh my

fire and forget

how the frick do you run out of eggs in the morning???? fr**king tim hortons!!!!~!

where's the monop game?

https://www.twitch.tv/slayerseve_tv

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woke up early to make this for my special someone :3

any reason we aren't streaming on twitch in the irl category?

any reason no one posted a link to monop

*poops*

can we play something better?

>>168308509
we aren't even playing

eve just popped a birth control pill on stream...

>>168306849
:)

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omo

>>168308809
those really fuck with ur hormones

if ur a girl please dont take them!

post the twitch clip

>>168309141
i reported destiny and hes going to get 3 day ban in 3 hours

https://clips.twitch
.tv/destiny/GoodOpossumPogChamp

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*goes on a date*

>>168309317
based

SEOUL, South Korea — The estranged half brother of Kim Jong-un, the North Korean leader, was assassinated in Malaysia this week, the South Korean news media reported Tuesday, citing an unidentified government source.

The half brother, Kim Jong-nam, 45, was killed by two women who attacked him with poison needles at a Kuala Lumpur airport on Monday, South Korea’s all-news channel TV Chosun reported without identifying its source. Yonhap news agency also reported the killing, without confirming any of those details.

The women fled in a taxi after the attack, and the local police were searching for them, the TV Chosun report said.

are we taking karlie's love quiz?

http://swarovski.com/datingsymbol

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happy valentines day~

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sojunglim2017년 2월호도 많이 읽어주세요 #evo #에보 #bmw #g30 / #f10 보다 커지고 넓어졌지만 무게는 100kg이나 더 가볍! 엠빠에 대한 기대 상승 더 많은 이야기는 에보에서 #valentinesgiftwish

kill yourself hojunk shitter

what's the plan for today? do we listen to girlfriend asmr to pretend we have a gf and make the loneliness even more? or do we do a bunch of other shit and try to not think about our crippling loneliness?

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>>168312481
i plan to eat these 5 bananas before they become overripe

>>168311967
those fat arms ewww haha

>>168313845
nose could you some plastic

>>168314231
people like you will never get a girlfriend

>>168314326
nice projection, virgin

what didd trumps latest tweet mean

>>168314806
post it

>>168314859
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831510532318429184

>>168314859
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 17m17 minutes ago

The real story here is why are there so many illegal leaks coming out of Washington? Will these leaks be happening as I deal on N.Korea etc?

>>168314936
>>168314943
really made me think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

gook

seulgi

>>168314936
love how the leftists actually think they're fighting politics with internet memes