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Chinese New Year event lasts until February 13.

>When does Season 3 end?
Probably late February / early March.

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

>>168098327
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>tfw you will never hug Widowmaker.
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>he doesn't waifu Pharah
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reminder widow was cheating on gerard and sleeping around
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>I always have to be the zarya combining everyone else's shitty ults
>I always have to play lucio
>I always have to play rein and not be a dumbass
>close to masters and everyone just picks random shit no team synergy
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>>168123302
Go to sleep, Reaper.
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>>168123320
What would synergy look like to you?
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>>168123327
leave widowshart
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>>168123327
Sleep tight
Reap tight
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Gooks get nukes, Blizzard needs to get off their ass and separate them from NA servers 100%.
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>>168123485
Just don't play late at night or early in the morning
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>Pull off an immaculate defense on Eichenwalde and hold 2v5 with a reinhardt as soldier and manage to fend them back as our team comes back
>Win the round
>My team just sits at choke for 4 minutes solid and never once tries to advance on the point. Not fucking once.
>Just walk into Symmetra balls all day so the enemy symm ahs teleporter up 24/7 no matter how many times i destroy it

that's....really solid gameplay right there. yep. i should've just...gotten good and....somehow pushed 1v6

yeah.
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>>168123270
>tfw people on the forums keep begging for Pharah nerfs
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>>168123574
100% skill based hero and people want it nerfed.

Meanwhile Roadhog, who literally just presses lshift in your general direction and gets free one shot kills on 80% of the cast is considered 'balanced' and people whine when he gets nerfed.

Really makes you think.

Wait, no, it doesn't. This is the blizzard fan base and I wish there was some other game out there worth playing cause this shits fucking garbage and always will be.
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>>168123485
>saying that when a half-breed gook from na is actively streaming himself playing on eu servers.
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>>168123709
Who
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People don't understand RH. He is a medium range sniper.
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>>168123551
>that's....really solid gameplay right there. yep. i should've just...gotten good and....somehow pushed 1v6
sadly thats what ultimate autists will tell you. You should have used imaginary teleporter to get around everything and then headshotted everything with widow, gg ez right
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>>168123574
How do I play Pharah better?
I have like 20 hours with her but I feel like I'm not securing enough kills as I should despite doing lots of damage.
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LADIES AND GENNLEMEN STYLOSA ERE
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>>168123661
> is considered 'balanced' and people whine when he gets nerfed.
autists already think brokenhog is completely unplayable with instakill every 6 seconds and requires no aim.

I have a video clip where Im playing Ana and I see hook miss me but still get hooked. I can literally see the hook going on top of my left shoulder and I still get hooked. Retards will defend that no matter what
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>>168123753
Aimbotcalvin, who's always the highest watched player on twitch whenever memememe or fatman aren't streaming.

I don't enjoy getting players that come and play DPS, suck arse because they have 130ping minimum at all times and then cause us the loss.

I'm sure you aren't a cunt, but the issue you described is relatively universal in terms of Overwatch servers and player distribution.
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>december 2016
>stuck in elo hell
>every time i'm lucky enough to get to around 2300 range, i go on a big losing streak
>drop below 1900 at one point
>turn v-sync off
>2000 to 2900 passes like the wind
>feels like i've won about 18 of my last 20 matches
Does v-sync really make this big of a difference?

C-could it be that I'm d-decent?
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>>168123914
Ana has her own hooks though. The sleep dart log and grenade of death.
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>>168124068
VSync locks you at 60FPS. Odds are it was just you being thrown off by your FPS being so low.
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>>168123769
I'm literally forced to switch to Mercy because our ana is too fucking thick to pocket the person carrying the team. wrong people get heals ALL the fucking time.
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>>168124068
V-sync causes delay and caps fps so you were literally playing in the past.
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>>168124091
>get sleep darted
>entire team has enough time jerk off, buy a coffee,emote, tbag me and drop a spray
>after what feels like forever a hanzo gets ready to headshot me
>instakilled
>jizzard thinks this is fine
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3000 golds left, Wujing or one of the Mei skins?
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>>168124354
Wujing. Best Mei skin is still either Yeti Hunter or Firefighter anyway.
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>>168124354
Mei imo
Reinhardt is boring and not cute
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>>168124423
Meirry is the best mei skin
Especially out of season
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>>168124347
>Ana shoots dart in your general direction glances you and still counts. Gg
>out in the open. Looks safe. Nope sleep darted. Can't even see her. GG
>Catch an Ana by surprise from behind. She 360 no scopes SLEEP DART mid air. GG
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Fareeha having a workout
http://imgur.com/a/ILOk5
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What's with the string of Zenyattas who refuse to fucking heal?
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>>168124683
Pain is an excellent teacher
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>>168124683
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>>168124354
Wujing hammer looks amazing golden and the skin itself is very nice.
But the anal beads constantly clipping into everyfuckingthing triggers me so god damn hard.
All of Rein's new legendary skins have major clipping issues. Balderich's pauldrons go straight into his back a lot of the time and it just fucking jesus christ some asshole got paid for that model.
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"Your skill rating has been lowered for not playing a competitive match in the last 7 days"
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Baije best skin.
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>>168124656
Very nice
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I love Hana.
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Why the fuck did I just lost -65 SR despite carrying a game? I'm not on a loss streak. WHAT THE FUCK.
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>>168124648

i feel like you could easily split ana into two different heroes with how many abilities she has
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Reinhardt - Zarya - Roadhog - Soldier - Lucio - Ana

Is this the most well-rounded, multi-purpose team in the game?
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>>168124873
I swear I lost sr for a draw.
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Guise is roadhog useless after the hook time nerf

Is bastion still shit
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I want to coerce them into sex, its not the act that turns me on, but rather the resulting betrayal, humiliation and destruction of their existing relationship. The fact that Tracer is a dyke makes it even better. They will neither of them ever recover from this
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>>168123864

step 1: start working out
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leftclickman is underpowered
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>>168124904
yes there's a reason why every pro team was using that shit. and sometimes not even soldier. but a Dva. Because why pick soldier when you could've had a 400 armor behemoth shitting out a point-clearing 1000 damage ultimate every 60 seconds
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>>168124986
I dunno where the idea that Pharah is super /fit/ started, but I like it.
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$500 says i will get rated into silver
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>>168124904
Yes, with Roadhog or Soldier flex
I'd rather have Soldier though
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>>168124986
If she gets too swoll she wont fit in her bird suit.
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>>168124656
Doing gods work.
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>defense
>my team runs away from the objective
>attack
>my team actively trickles 1 by 1 onto the cart and dies

how come these retards have no fucking clue how to play the game? how do they not learn actually
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>>168123864
learn how to predict and lead shots

go for direct hits over splash damage

don't 1v1 soldier or mccree or widow at long range
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>>168123864

get used to memorizing how people react to being shot at, also start memorizing the distance conc missiles push people so you can land followup rockets accurately.
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>>168124873
Didn't carry hard enough.

>>168125036
Just check the rank of people the game is matching you with. You will be placed around that.
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>enemy team dive comps
>my team gets crushed fucking instantly and i'm the last person alive because no one knows how to play against dive comps

and this is why im not climbing
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>>168123864

also, don't try to duel other pharas, just let them try to kill you while you unconsciously dodge all their rockets. unless they're really shit or right up in your face, it simply isn't worth the effort to try and midair them.
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>>168124656
>Mercy deploys her wings when she cums
How the fuck do those things work
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This man just flashbanged you and slapped your mercy's ass, what do you do? keep in mind he is 6'1' tall and has 200 health.
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>>168125158
why don't you fuck off back the discord where everyone knows you don't actually play the game.
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>>168125158
wait, there is mmr in the 10 placement matches?
i'm getting paired with platinum\diamonds
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>>168125276
I ask him to slap mine
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>>168125025
Probably from being in the military and everything. Fit brown girls are the best so I have no complaints. I guess her arms looked pretty good in reflections as well
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>>168125276
hey can you tell me five facts about McCree
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>>168124683
Unaware most likely
Too busy dpsing. I hate having to try on zen for healing. Harmony orb barely heals even if they do pay attention.

His healing is just really shitty outside of his ult
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>>168125276
"Hargh!"
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>>168125016
Except D.Va can't reliably take out Pharah.
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>>168125386
zen is good for healing flankers or people who are generally separated from the team
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>>168125276
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
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>>168125386
t. Plebshitter.

Zenyatta's harmony orb can boost Zarya's survivability from god-like to elder god-like.
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>>168125025


because it makes perfect sense
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>>168125353
this.
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>>168125158
GIVE ME AN ANSWER YOU FAT FUCK
I THOUGHT PLACEMENT MATCHES DIDNT HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING HIDDEN MMR
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>>168125201
yeah, and the enemy team obviously never has this problem?

literally just get good.
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>>168125496
This
I like to go Zen if we have a Genji or Tracer, or hell even Pharah if we don't have Mercy (I ain't being no one's bitch)
It makes them very hard to kill if you stick your orb on them

Zen was pretty unplayable when D.va was in every game, had to stick with Ana since healing both Rein and D.va was too much for Zen
Good riddance to D.va though, Rein on his own can handle the Zen heals since Zarya and Hog don't need much attention
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>it's a we have a lucio so that's an excuse to not have a second healer episode
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>>168124978
What the FUCK did I just read
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Guys I'm losing fucking 60-80 SR per game WHAT HTE FUCK IS GOING ON I JUST STOPPED PLAYING FOR TWO DAYS.
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>>168125612
This season they do. From my own experience and from what i heard, your rank is pretty much decided at the start of first match. If you are with plats and diamonds, you will most likey end up around 3k.
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>>168125036
>>168125330
>>168125612
Obviously there is a hidden MMR, you're not gonna get placed in GM for beating a bunch of Silvers
It places you in games with people close to your skill level in QP, and placement matches are just ten matches to make sure you're in the right spot on a competitive playfield
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>>168125496
Wouldn't Ana do this better and faster?
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>>168125776
It can be acceptable provided you're on defence, and have 2-3 self-sufficient healers, at least pre-diamond.
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>>168125858
If they have superb aim, technically yeah
It's a lot harder to hit a zipping Tracer or jumping Genji 50 yards away compared to just popping an orb on them, while you DPS at the same time
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>>168125776
what rank? pretty sure everyone at diamond says that about ana.
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>>168125858
Ana technically does every healers job better, but since her healing is so high it's better for her to be with the tanks rather than with flankers.
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>>168125858

that assumes ana has eyes-on, plus it means she has to put time and effort into accurately hitting friendlies at a distance. with a zen orb you just set it and forget it while your tracer or phara fucks off to do whatever
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>>168125371
this
it was a logical assumption at first and then the comics pretty much confirmed it
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If Ana's Biotic Grenade reduced enemy healing by 50% instead of preventing them from healing at all, would that improve the meta?
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>>168125384
5 MCCREE FACTS

mccree fact 1) mccree's ult is the most worthless ult in the game
mccree fact 2) mccree has the least mobility of any hero in the offense catagory
mccree fact 3) fan the hammer used to be a useful ability
mccree fact 4) mccree's pistol stops being useful at 21 meters
mccree fact 5) mcrcree has the best primary fire in the game
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>>168125824
My first match i had 66 kills with reinhardt alone.
Are you implying i'm going to get rated Master because of this?
>>168125830
That's kinda bullshit, since i get paired with Masters and Grand Masters quite a lot in quickplay.
I dont believe any of this shit, i was rated gold in s2 after being rated diamond in s1, i want my golden gun and then i will never play comp ever again.
So fuck me, i want to get at least at plat.
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>>168126031
>mccrees pistol is only useful while he is within roadhog hook range
>he is now the only hero to be guaranteed to be one shot by the new hook

WHY DO THEY HATE HIM
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Would balance be better if doing damage to blocking abilities (shields/walls) charged ults of both attacker and blocker?
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>>168126031
>>168126098
Why is he still used so often in the high ranking meta? Watching the streams, there's almost always a McRee, even more than Soldier.
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>>168126090
>since i get paired with Masters and Grand Masters quite a lot in quickplay
You should be around Diamond/Masters then no?
QP is a lot less accurate than comp though, to reduce queue times
I'm GM and I've never been matched with Golds, and I've only ever seen Plats in brawls with 5 minute queue times (the result of clearly desperate matchmaking)
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I have 2500 coins and no D.va new year skin. Is it worth it to buy boxes, or should I just give up?
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>>168126165
>hammer down every 20 seconds
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>>168126031
>>168126098
because he was too strong at the start and everybody complained about him
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>>168126009

how about making it not damage enemies? considering how big the aoe is, how its a contact explosive AND how fast it deploys, its way too powerful. its pretty much an i-win button against most 200hp or less heroes and thats not even mentioning its use for buffing/debuffing.
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>>168126221
His primary fire is just that good.
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>>168126239
I bought boxes for the Mei skin
It was the only one I didn't get that I wanted, I don't regret it.
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When the fuck will Symmetra be nerfed? She's so fucking annoying to play against. You literally still get hit after you go behind her.
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>>168126221
They have the aim to take advantage of his ability to two shot people
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>>168126232
Riddle me this then, i get paired with masters and grandmasters in quickplay and fucking bronze and silver shitters in 3v3.
I still get paired with grandmasters in CTF or any other mode besides 3v3.
Why is that?
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>>168126165
No, that would be retarded
Since Rein has one of the game's most impactful ults, you'd be punishing your team by damaging his shield unless you're fucking Zarya or something (ie, your ult charge is just as important)
Also FIRE IN THE HOLE
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Do we know what time tomorrow the event ends? Or is it a toss up?
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>>168125386
>mfw i was in a match as zen yesterday and ended up outhealing both our lucio and the enemy team's ana
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>>168125998
Which comic?
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I NEED MORE ZARYA >:(
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New animated short soon.
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>>168126387
Not a clue, I've never played a minute of 3vs3
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>>168126389
How about if the person damaging the shield gained ult charge but the shielder didn't?
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>>168126357

they definitely need to rework the gun's tracking, considering it spits out such absurd dps at max charge it shouldn't get that extra half-second of damage before the lock breaks. im tired of jumping out of range just for the beam to stretch an extra 10 feet and finish me off.

also im pretty sure in a 1v1 fight symmetra can beat winston if they both just held down the trigger.
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>>168126338
I guess
I think I won't, though, because I don't find the skin THAT great, I already have the summer games skin I use, and I'm not actually enjoying playing the game, so it seems kind of pointless
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>>168126445
If Hana was in Shinji place she would just stream battles with angels for mad dosh
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>Lucio is a support and does too much damage
>nerf
>Zenyatta is a support and does too much damage
>nerf
>Symmetra is a support and does too much damage
>ignore
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>>168126486
Well fuck me, wish me goodluck then for my last 5 matches.
I was really disappointed when i was placed gold in S2.
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>>168126239
If you buy the 10-pack, you'll get it through enough coins.
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>>168126445
This game's story needs at least 100% more s u f f e r i n g. Then it might be decent.
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>>168126487
FIRE IN THE HOLE
Also no, that would nerf Reinhardt so fucking hard he'd be a detriment to the team
From S-tier to F
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>>168126445
Fuck D.va.
I want a Pharah short.
Or at least a fucking Zenyatta short so someone can explain why wondering monk > normal monk
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>>168126403
The panel in reflections. Her arms look at least a little more buff than normal
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>>168126582
>symmetra does too much damage

dude just walk out of her 8 meter range lmao
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>>168126404
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>>168123661
What I hate most is that it's just plain spiteful

"[insert hero here] killed me pls nerf into the fucking ground"

They don't care about game balance as a whole, someone killed them, so they want the game to adapt to them instead of adapting to the game.
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>>168126582
Symmetra is really easy to deal with. She exists to discourage teams splitting up where she can pick them off one by one, which you shouldn't be doing anyway.
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>>168126673

how can you? shes faster than most characters in the game.
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>>168124656
>pharmecy
no thanks
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>500% EVERYTHING XDDD
>BOSS FIGHT!!!1!
>ZOMBIE XD
>HIDE AND SEEK HAHA XD

Server browser sure is a wonderful thing. So much originality!
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>>168126582
>think Blizzard working on Roadhog hooking behind walls would also fix Symmetra locking on behind walls
>NOPE L M A O
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is there an actual real life woman that has a butt as perfect as Widowmaker's?
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>>168126715
>play Symmetra
>run into a group
>target their healer and jump around
>healer dead
>usually can get two DPS before a tank kills me too

Don't you ever fucking post about anything ever again.
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>>168126756
Boring autists should just kill themselves, they feel no joy from life anyway
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>>168126652
Well, she certainly has some shoulders on her.
Hopefully we'll get some of that much needed Overwatch S.O.L and she'll get some time in the gym.
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>>168126756
>go on TF2
>90% of the servers are this shit with 1-2 underage players and nobody else
And now it'll happen to Overwatch before we can even experience the joys of hat economies.
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>>168126850
This is how to spot a player that is fresh to Overwatch, and didn't transition to it from TF2. You would've BEMOANED Pyro back in the day. Surprise, Symmetra is just as easy to adapt to and counter.
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>>168126815
There probably is, but even if you found her she'd definitely be married by now.
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>>168126815

everyones butt is perfect in spandex
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>>168126850
Basically this. Sym is a mercy killer.
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>>168126981
I said don't fucking post ever again, kid.
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>>168126815
Melissa Mendiny
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>>168126582
>ana is a support and does literally everything
>ignore
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>>168124656
>Women working out.
>Those manly legs.
Eww
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>>168127074
Then you have no excuse. I was trying to be nice, but it seems you're just bad.
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>>168125697
Matches are on an individual case-per-case basis you thick fucking cunt. Just kill yourself.
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>>168123185
She could use one.
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>play symmetra on attack hanamura
>flank behind enemies and get triple kill (including their only healer)
>set up teleporter behind the point
>win the match
was not expecting this to happen
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>>168126721
It's not that she's faster. It's that her beam literally slows other people down. She's retard proof. Don't let the Symmetra mains of /owg/ tell you otherwise. Cause they think they're as hot shit as a solid McCree player.
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>>168123574
>hitscan dps heroes are top tier and getting buffed all the time
>Pharah will never be buffed because Blizzard is too worried about what bronze players who can't look up think
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>>168127006
mmmm. agreed.
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>Losing 80 SR per game solid

I'm going to shoot myself. Holy fuck. It's like, I'm trying my fucking hardest and I'm just getting Team Monkey constantly.

Picking like fucking idiots, getting ass stomped, holding on chokes for the entire fucking attack round just fuck this game.
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>>168127175
I agree with you
I prefer a woman with beautiful curvy legs, not sculpted like a man
but Pharah is also supposed to be fit so at least some visible abs would be in order
however there are no good models that have both a womanly body and a nice set of abs
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Im starting to really believe the only way to masters is with a good premade team. I dont see how its can be possible in solo q, the game just doesnt allow it.
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>>168127248
She's trying to suck up the courage to hug Reyes and feel his huge firm supportive chest pressed against her little titties, but she's secretly intimidated by him
Poor girl, she'll probably end up suiciding
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>>168127248
Maybe once she's been redeemed
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>>168127191
You're a filthy retard, dude.
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I want to ask Fareeha if she wants to be my valentine. How can i do?
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>>168126715
>forced to hunt down tp or shieldgen or lose the game
I sure wasn't encouraged to split up and get microwaved
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>>168127323
> implying I want my waifu buffed so she can get picked by everyone
No, thanks
Apart from the shitty ult she's pretty solid right now
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>>168127392
How the fuck do you think you get curvy legs? By sitting and eating and letting them turn to swiss cheese? No idiot, you exercise.
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>>168127491
Ask her mother's permission first!
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>>168127497
there's being toned and there's being a gym rat
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>>168126985
I just want to fap to her not marry her, fuck that high maintenance booty I want to be a manchildren wanker forever.
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>>168126756
I found a couple of servers with rebalanced characters that were enjoyable to play on.

Why even play the game if you just want some shitty custom meme mode?
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>>168127410
The only redemption she will find is from a bullet to the skull
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>>168127354

You're literally gay if you don't want to go up and shove your face in that booty.
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>>168127647
yeah but even on those you have the problem of no matchmaking whatsoever.
silver vs gm isn't exactly a fair matchup
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>>168127610
You can do both, every day is upper body day.
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>>168127670
No doubt self inflicted so she can join gerard after killing the Talon scientist that turned her into widowmaker.
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Reaper buff when?
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>go to official forums
>people complaining that Mercy stats for comp are really bad and should get a buff
>yeah I agree
>but also we shouldn't buff her too hard or she will be too OP in quick play
>quick
>play
>people wanting Blizzard to balance the game around quick play

get the fuck out of here
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this game is actually incredibly slow if there is no lucio
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>>168127906
Or she'll gay.
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>>168124683
Maybe you shouldn't have covered up his spray in spawn
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>>168127496
The biggest problem with buffs is getting the D.va treatment and being OP for a while and then getting nerfed to be worse than before.

It's a bit worrying that Bastion is looking like he's going to be a tanky S76 which would change him from a hero who gets countered by Pharah into her hard counter, she already has too many of those.
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bunny skins when
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>>168128339

pharahs obnoxious, so thats ok.
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>>168128369
I love the idea of Reaper being the leader of his own little harem of blue and mexico
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>>168128339
>Bastion is looking like he's going to be a tanky S76 which would change him from a hero who gets countered by Pharah

Lol wut bastion already counters pharah
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>>168128486
Maybe in bronze. Pharahs can peak/flank you know.
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>>168128192
The one women with a canon straight relationship is usually portrayed as gay.

Or a slut despite still loving her husband 5 years after being forced to kill him.
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>>168128392
>I don't like playing against that character so let's just make it so she's never picked
Fuck off
This is why shit gets nerfed into oblivion never to be seen again
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>>168128339
Nothing will really change for Pharah.She still will be able to pick him.It would be even easier on long distances because larger spread.
Besides, walking AA gun should be able to kill Pharah anyway
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>>168127980
>Mercy buff
Wait, what? Mercy is a low-skill hero, since she's so easy to play she shouldn't be very useful. She's fine as she is.
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>>168128548
Because even girls are attracted to her.
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>>168127980
If she gets buffed she'll just become the next Reinhardt, there's no replacement for him, Mercy rezz is just too stupid strong and roflstomps even with a bad team, all they need to do is die...

Rein in comp is fine, because everyone shoots at him and then he has to hide, but Rein in QP simply gets ignored, so he fucking lives forever, this makes QP incredibly unfun, you have Rein soaking all the damage, Road one shotting everyone, Symm flanking and melting everyone, then Mercy ressing 2 or 3 is mathemathically an incredible advantage to almost every situation.
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>>168128369
I need this, I want to bunny hop all day as bunny Widow.
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>please switch dude

I've finally found a game so cancerous other players feel they have an input in what you play
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>>168128686
>thinking hero's effectiveness should be based on how hard they are to use
Blizzard does not share your sentiment.
Maps are designed so that ALL heroes can be played at ALL stages, they don't want the torb mains to get upset at them.
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Is today the day to buy skins you didn't get? Or should do we have enough time for more grinding tomorrow?
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>I have 3 seconds gold objective time

This is how you know the team was shit
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>>168128773
Well maybe you should switch. Are you playing like shit?
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>>168128686
Just because she's easy to play doesn't mean she should suck. The majority of heroes are easy. With your logic we should just if ignore buffing all the weak heroes because they don't deserve to be good.

Let's just buff widow and hanzo instead because they take skill
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>>168128773

t. offensive widow
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>>168128423
>imagining Reaper being constantly annoyed by his Talon underlings and their antics
>Sombra... stop hacking Widowmaker's neural implants... She sees Gerard everywhere now.
>Amélie... stop planting Venom Mines in Sombra's quarters. She's developed quite a cough.
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>>168128939
t. mcree
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>>168128754
This, the blueberry is contagious.
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>>168128676
But Bastion can tank much more rockets because he gets a 35% damage resistance while in turret mode and it's faster to switch modes, he can just move and use his S76 rifle to pick you off while he heals himself.
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>>168128892
>gold damage as sombra
I wonder why we're losing, team
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>>168124656
>http://imgur.com/a/ILOk5
why do SFM models look so fucking BAD?
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>>168128773
>switch off reinhardt because no one is standing behind my shield and our second healer swapped to tracer so we only have a Zenyatta
>"we need rhein"
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>>168128568

good

Now buff junkrat instead
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>>168128939
widow is better on attack than defence
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>>168128963
It would be cool to see him always irate and indifferent with Widow and Sombra, only for eventually one of them to get in trouble or hurt, and only then does he go absolutely apeshit and rips whoever harmed them to shreds.
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>>168129185
Junkrat is just as obnoxious to play again
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>>168124656

NOT CANON DELET!
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>>168129245
edgy dad is the purest form of dad, even if he doesn't want to admit it.
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>>168129185
All I'd want is to have the HP of his tire raised a bit.
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Should I buy sexy young Ana or badass no helm Reinhardt?
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Is the event covered through all 13th or does it end today at 00:00?
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>>168129370
But then muh Reinhardt can't kill the tire
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>>168128892
could be worse.
I got gold healing as a Roadhog.
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>>168129372

spiral knights rein is the best one
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>>168129385
It should end at some point tomorrow afternoon
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>>168129370

I'd like to be able to stick the mine onto people since it can stick to walls and stuff.
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>>168129372
Young Ana
She's unplayable without it
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>>168128892

>Medaling in elims as Mercy

Drives a man to drink, it does.
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There should be more Junker characters.
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>3000 gold
>don't have the skins for D.Va, Reinhardt, Winston, and Zenyatta
which one should i buy?
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>>168129385
Usually it ends in the middle of the day or late morning eastern time, right? That's how it's been for the previous few events.
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>>168129461
I've gotten gold healing as Sombra more than once.
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>Playing Tracer defense out of pure desperation to pull off a clutch
>Juking back and fourth and using the environment to my advantage to get cover to use cooldowns
>Hold the point for a further 20 seconds
>Inevitably die
>I look at my team
>They were waiting patiently at the next objective just watching my chevron bounce back and fourth the entire time

holy shit you guys i've just about had it.
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>>168129597
>>168129597
>tfw I got Rein, Zen and DVa.

That Roadhog sucks ASS.
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>>168129597
Who do you play the most?
Which one do you like the best?
Stop letting otehr people make decisions for you ya fucking tool.
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>>168129686

people are adamant about following the 'rules'. one of the rules is to abandon the point if its half-way capped and most of the team is dead. same with how people will go full meltdown if you don't adhere to the 2 tank 2 heal 2 dps meta
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>>168129686
Maybe you should coordinate with your team better
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>tracer using Christmas skin
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I want to fuck Reaper
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>>168129540
That would be neat, maybe also have it that if enemies shoot it it will detonate rather than fizzling out. This would mean they'd have to remove it from a distance rather than just punching it.
Maybe have the same apply to the tire, giving it SOME kind of capacity to not fail completely.
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>>168129630
It better be zenyattas solo healing or something
>>
How do I get permission for discord?
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>>168129975
I doubt he even has a dick anymore.
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>>168130021
you don't have a dick anymore
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>>168129975
Go to bed Sombra.
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>>168129997
I wish
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>>168129975
Get in line, faggot.
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>>168129979
If the tire is destroyes before it detonates it should still do like 25% damage
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>>168129894
Confirmed for retard who doesn't play the game and has no insight into how matches go down.

Kill yourself.
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>>168130021
Where there's a will, there's a way, friend.
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Mako roadhog or bajie?
I have both
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>>168130210
>makes a joke
>KILL YOURSELF

Go outside and take a breather son
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>>168130349
>A joke
>"Maybe you should coordinate with your team better"
are you autistic or something? that's not funny
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>>168129346
But is it okay to date your dad?
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How the fuck am I ever gonna get some of these hero specific achievements? Some of them are damn near impossible unless you get super lucky.

>get 3 killing blows
>as Lucio
>in one life
>oh and you have to be wallriding when you get the kill or it doesn't count
Are they fucking kidding me? Lucio is so fucking difficult to get kills with AS IS, much less having to do it while fucking wallriding. And yeah, I know boop kills work and you just wallride as they actually die, but I can only get up to 2 before a roadhog finds me and lolhookdead, because there's ALWAYS a fucking roadhog in every game.

Or
>get 3 solo kills as Reaper
>without reloading lol
I struggle to get more than one kill without reloading. Did they nerf him since release or something? It's the only thing that makes sense to me because I feel like I'd have to be playing against braindead retards to be able to get it currently. Even when I can sneak up on someone it still takes like 3 shots minimum to kill them and he only gets 8 total before needing to reload.

I know I'm bad, but surely these are a bit too hard.
>>
around what time tomorrow does the event end?
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>>168130427
I didn't say it was a good joke. Relax bud. Maybe this pic of my peaceful pupper will help you chill.
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>Be garbage at Reinhardt
>Can flex to literally anything else
>5 people pick not-reinhardt
>They expect you to pick it

:thinking: enjoy your loss I guess!
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>>168130468
Supposedly if you kill an enemy as Lucio, and then wallride straight after, it still counts.

Now Zenyatta, he has the impossible achievements.
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>>168130494
Probably something like 26 hours from now. I don't think the events have all ended at the same time
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>>168130535
>calling it a pupper
end your sorry life
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>>168130535
Cute pupper!
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>>168130562
I just don't want to meelee in a FPS game, it's not fun, so I'll never pick reinhart.
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>>168130562
>pretty good at rein
>if I don't pick him there's a good chance nobody else will
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>>168130535
I fucking hate dogs.
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>>168130562
>click Quick Play
>enter Quick Play game
>click Reinhardt
>play Reinhardt
>get better at Reinhardt
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>>168130784
Same
Now I can't really improve on anything else since I have to pick him if I want to have a chance at winning
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>>168130535
cats are better
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>>168130581
I got Zen's ult achievement because my team decided to pull off the very advanced strategy of "let's all just stand around in the same spot while three people fire their ults at us at the same goddamn time"

Fuck Rapid Discord though.
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>>168130581
Yeah I'm having a lot of problems with this one too. Especially due to how troublesome tanks are, basically my only hope at this point for Zen's is to stick to a Soldier until he ults and just discord targets for him. Might have to coordinate with a friend to do this though.
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>>168130995
>cats are better
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Reminder
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>>168130772
Reinhardt feels like shit to play
You can never get your team to engage with you and enemies will just swarm you if they don't and there isn't anything you can do about it.

The only time I'll ever pick Reinhardt if
my team needs one is a payload game where enemies pretty much have to come into melee range to contest.
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>>168130895
>buy a First Person Shooter
>Want to shoot shit
>Being forced to pick hammer man

yeah no thanks i'll leave that shit to the same autists that find chivalry and for honor fun
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>>168130995
>people actually like the vermin that pretends to like you just to get free food
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>>168131124
Please don't compare Reinhardt to that gay shit.
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>>168131402
>Please don't compare the original source of something to a gay ass plagiarism

Reminder that Blizzard created nothing unique after The Lost Vikings
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>"ffs symmetra please switch"
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>>168131514
>All mech suits are warhammer aids now
Haha, fuck off.
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>ywn have your own pet Fareeha to play with
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>>168131530
Why WOULDN'T you want sym on ctf?
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>>168131194
>buying Overwatch when you want a Team deathmatch
>the game literally described as a MOBA FPS
If you're "forced" to pick anything then you're a dumbass.
Every hero only needs a small amount of time with before you have a good enough understanding to play defensively with them.
If you're not good with Rein just pick Zarya.
If you're not good with Zarya then just go play Titanfall.
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>>168131396
>people actually like the vermin that like you just because you give them food

i can do it too
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>>168126651
>I want a Pharah short.
Wow, way to out yourself for having shit taste. I'd rather watch paint dry than have a short dedicated to Pharah. She's as bland as Genji
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How do my overwatch art get the most possible exposure
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>>168131664
You're still talking about cats, right?
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>>168131396
>What is any pet ever

My dog is such an obvious piece of shit. Only affectionate when it wants something.
>>
>>168131664
No you can't, that statement literally makes dogs better than cats kek
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>>168131396
Did you get friendzoned by a cat or something?
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>>168131662
But I do play Zarya.
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>>168131724

the only reason why dogs are loyal is because you give them food. stop trying to act like they're this noble beast
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>>168131124
Khornate grandad a best
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>>168131703
Post it many places. Post it on Pixiv, Deviantart, Tumblr, here.
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Bloo life
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>>168131703
Post it here. We are very nice and reasonable critics.
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>>168131640
For three rounds I was hounded to switch because, apparently, Soldier needed heals to deal with Pharah but couldn't since he kept dying. When Mercy apologized, he responded that it wasn't her fault.
>3 - 1
>>
>doing arcade games
>20 played, no wins
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>>168132000
Nice zeroes; try Brawls, they're fun.
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>>168131396
The funny thing is dogs are completely dependent on you for food and pretty much everything. They will die without you.

My outdoor cat on the other hand can and has caught enough food for a few days on his own.
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Things I aint never seen

>a team with sombra win
>a team with ana lose
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>>168132082
>letting your cat wreck local bird populations
Faggot.
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>>168132104
Holy fuck there goes my vertigo.
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>>168132000

>play arcade ctf
>enemy team gets one cap
>spends the next 5 mins turtling because theres no point to risking getting two more caps

and that right there is why ctf is a shitty game mode.
>>
I wonder if anyone in the whole entire world likes this trash CTF mode
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>>168132040
>nice zeroes
>2000
>20-00
>20 losses - 00 victories
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>>168132205
It's fun when your team knows what they're doing.
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>>168132145
>wreck local bird populations

lmao do you really think one cat is going to put a dent into the local robin and starling population?
>>
>>168132145
Theres literally no way to stop this without keeping him inside 24/7

Who the fuck cares about some pigeons anyway
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>>168132347
keep your cat inside, dumbass. it's at a higher risk for injury/sickness outside anyway.
>>168132325
outdoor cats have driven many species to extinction alone, anon.
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>>168132082


The entire world is filled with feral dogs you dingus.
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>>168131703
Post it everywhere you can think of. Don't forget to tag it properly. Art trades or collabs with other (popular) artists might help too.

Idk, I mostly just want to be left alone to draw in peace personally.
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Kissu.
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>>168132568
He's 15 years old ffs
He's been fucking fine all his life

Why would I torture him like that now
>>
guys is it socially acceptable to OTP mei if i'm really sick at landing m2 now?
>>
>>168132318
and the other one doesn't you mean?

CTF doesn't work in games with a TTK of roughly 71 billion aeons
>>
My half lab/half golden is now an overwatch hero.

Give him some skills.
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>>168132710
How sick?
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>>168132637
What a qt
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>australian
>less populated servers
>losing streak because i keep getting the same shit 1-2 players in a row, as they start matchmaking right after the last match
>tfw
>>
>>168132816
>ult is him running under enemy tank and blowing it up
>what he actually does is run under friendly tank and blow it up
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>>168131925
>>168131902
>>168132615
Thanks for tips,

I'm trying to make career of art, so it's not because I'm very hungry for attention or anything like that, but yes I understand what you mean.
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Is it me or is Winston fucking shit?
>Genji does decent damage and can escape somewhat easily
>mccree kills him mid range and short range with le flashbang combo
>Pharah can stay out of his range completely
Reaper melts him completely
>soldier out DPS's him at all ranges and can almost outheal his damage
>sombra can turn you into a worthless ball of ult charge
>tracer can escape easily and make huge damage
>bastion melts him
>hanzo can use le geometry arrows to leave him with 100HP
>junkrat outdamages him and can escape decently well
>mei is impossible to kill
>torb has a shotgun for melting and can halve your damage by spamming armor
>widow can 2 hit kill easily at mid-long range
>Dva outdamages and takes ages to kill, plus no reload meme
>rein can outdamage him
>Roadhog melts him
>Winston v Winston is just a tickle match
>Zarya can negate your paltry DPS and use it herself
>Ana can easily sleep you and call any DPS to finish you off
>Mercy can escape you easily
>Lucio on enemy team halves your DPS
>Symmetra can almost 1v1 you, even more so with shield generator
>Zen loses 1v1 (barely) but is a death sentence if he keeps discord on you, which he will
Even the match ups he has in his favour are barely so, while he has the most hard counters of any hero.
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>>168132859
I'm talking snapping 180 degrees and landing constant headshots
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>>168132958
>australian
>live in bumfuck nowhere
>don't even play ranked because connection too shit
Also go the fuck to bed mate. No point playing this late.
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Show me an ass you can balance six Roadhogs on.
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>>168132816
E Fetch
Picks up a medpack for later use
Press it again to drop it

Shift howl
A buff that gives a teammate a 20% damage boost for its duration

Enjoy your support
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What's a good sensitivity for this game? Is 2000 dpi considered really high?
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>>168132816
>fastest movement speed ingame
>can fetch healthpacks/armorpacks
>bites give bleed DoT
>can catch projectiles out of the air
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>>168133081
Post what you got anyway, I'm intrigued now.
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>>168123536
>don't play at literally the only times non-NEETs with social lives can play
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>>168133229
I personally use 1600 DPI to 3 sens
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>>168133184
I only woke up a few hours ago actually.
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>>168133207
>20% damage boost

Please no, I don't want to go back to the days of widow murdering everything that exists on the same map as her.
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>>168132816
150hp
m1:bite
m2:bark (aimpunches closest enemy in front of you)
shift: very fast doggo
e: leap attack similar to l4d hunter pounce
ult: i dunno some kind of barkstorm
passive: picking up a medkit while at full health lets you carry it around, can be used by wounded teammate
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>>168133203
Roadhog's ass.
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>Win a game
>Next game is just people on tilt picking their worst heroes and wondering why they're losing games

jesus christ whats the point in playing if this is how it is in master
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>>168133229
Yes
I play with 800 dpi and 21 in game sensitivity

Most people would consider this high
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>>168132816
>support
>has the ability to sense enemies like Hanzo arrow, but in a large, conal shape in front of him
>ult: turns into a giant beast dog that tears enemies in large, wild charges (think primal rage)
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Should I be happy I got rapid discord randomly one day?

I hear people complaining about it and I went to check and I found this
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>>168133293
I'm no where near where I want to be, but I think I've become decent maybe, pic related.
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>>168133530
Fuck you.
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>>168133297
Well yeah
Otherwise you risk having gooks and normalfags on your team
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>>168133530

It's a finicky achievement to get, and with the level of healing Ana can shit out, you can really only get it during a successful offensive push when the other team is trickling out to stop the cap.

I've never seen it earned any other way, my own achievement included.
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>>168133582
That's actually pretty neat.
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>>168133530
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I thought they nerfed Ana?
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>>168133582
Not bad m8, the lines could be a bit bolder but this looks really decent.
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>>168133372
Why would I boost a widow that can probably get headshots and can kill people without my help

I'd boost a frontliner or dps instead
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>>168133493
>has the ability to sense enemies like Hanzo arrow, but in a large, conal shape in front of him

That's actually a pretty cool idea, unqiue enough to differentiate it from hanzo and widow
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>Win a game 34-0 as Pharah
>No votes
>Sombra gets epic for 16 emp hacks
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so uh, how do you beat the mei symmetra torbjorn meme?
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>>168133841
they did but not enough. they'll probably nerf her some more but they want to do carefully
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When do the weekly rewards reset exactly? I can't play tomorrow and figured they'd reset today because yesterday it said "Resets in 1 day" but nothing so far.
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>come back after some months off
>the game is still horribly unbalanced
>the game still has 2cp maps
>ana is still insanely overpowered
>matchmaking is still trash
>not even a mention of the new hero yet
>there's a fucking ctf mode now for some reason
>people can still just fuck over your game by leaving with very little penalty
>still no solo queue
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>>168133582
I like it.
The face is the worst part but you probably figured that out on your own.
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>>168134156
It's weird; it says "resets in 1 day" but then rolls over to "resets in 23 hours" and counts down to when it unlocks. So it's basically two days.
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What are the must-have Sprays and Voice lines from this event? I've got everything else I want.
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>>168125574
>those panties
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>>168133780
>>168133878
>>168134245
thanks yo
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>>168134106
It's ok it's usually sombra that goes unappreciated

You'll eventually get an epic for performing worse
It's just how it happens
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>>168134195
>Go into a game
>Get a 4 stack on your team
>They play like absoleutely irredeemable pieces of shit
>Sit at the choke for 4m achieving nothing as 4
>Never contest the cart or objective when it's being captured
>Always run away from things
>GEE I KNOW WHY WE LOST, IT'S ANON! THE ONLY PERSON ON THE OBJECTIVE ALL GAME!
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My friend who works at blizzard says one of the valintines day sprays they are releasing is genji stretching out mercys vagina with his strikingly dark colored giant robot dick while his arm is elbow deep in her ass.

True story.
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>>168134382
That's exactly what I asked last thread!
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>>168133096
> Winston fucking shit
>Is it me?
how new are you? everyone has been saying that
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>>168132637
slowest headbutt ever.
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>>168133582
mostly the nose and the smile.
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>>168131703
Most important about art is sweet talking to people, even if your work is good it often gets overshadowed by those very social people.
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Why does mei give more reward than the risk and skill required to play her?
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>>168132104
does quick play count?
enemy team was overextending too much they forgot to defend while I passed them while invisible. its even my first time playing sombra, but its more because they were dumbasses
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>>168134382
Dragon sprays to match others. It's fun.
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>>168134662
That faggot Kaplan just keeps saying that forcing solo players into games with stacks helps "create friendships" or whatever objective lie he keeps coming up with.

If I had to pick a team with all random solo players and a team with a 4stack I'd take the all randoms every time
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Why does the fact qtmaker was emotionally abused make my pp hard?
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>>168134906
Because she's a 3-star difficulty hero.
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>>168134953
Under all that facade is a soft perfect warm waifu.
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>>168134382
did you get the dragon one from 3-0ing capture the flag?
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>>168134130
Pharah
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>>168135070
I can see how having three free lives as well as an invincible contesting tool makes her difficult.
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>>168134953
i just want to choke the life out of her
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>>168132040
>try out brawls
>got overly defensive on Hollywood
>on offence
>against 6-stack
>lock into bastion and go recon the whole time
>get recon kills potg, 4 gold medals, 14 solo kills
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>>168134952
no it just gives a convenient scape goat for artificially boosted shitters on supports/tanks that are getting carried by a good dps player.
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>>168132347
>Who the fuck cares about some pigeons anyway
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>>168132637
>amusement
>confusion
>realization
>shock
>dat blush

Everything about this is perfect.
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>>168135083
Now explain how you accomplish that without a pocket Zarya/Ana
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I never fell in love with a vydia game character.
I never cared for pixels
But now that I see ither,
My only goal in life is to find someone similar
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>all I want is these stupid character achievements
>getting absolutely demolished every game in quick play
Fucking why?
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>>168135348
I had assumed it was because they're shit at matchmaking.

They also give the "it might seem like matchmaking is bad but trust us it works we just can't explain it because it's so complicated" shit
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>>168135258
>try out brawls
>we're all soldiers now
>justice rains from above
>we're all soldiers now
>justice rains from above
>we're all soldiers now
>justice rains from above

back to 3v3
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>>168126395
Not too hard when youre using your trans proactively instead of waiting for whoever's team wiping ult push

1-1.5k per trans is easy and you should have it very often if you can aim for shite.

Harmony exists purely for slapping onto flankers going out of LOS or making your zarya into a terror
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Should we establish an /owg server when server browser goes live?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12324709
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>>168124354
Chang'e Mei
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>>168135174
Mr Jefferson is that you?
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>>168135543
Anon, matchmaking is fine.
If you think matchmaking is bad, you're wrong.
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>>168135174
>Kate making it to the end.
>Not already getting rid of her sooner.
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>>168135174
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS.
The feels are still real dammit.
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>>168135696
>playing with a bunch of plats

no ty
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>>168135440
Fuck off pigeonman
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>>168135837
Kek how did that even happen
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>>168135071
Which you will never be able to save.

No one will.
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>>168135884

> not able to just have fun regardless of skill level of players

I feel for you, anon.
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>>168135758
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>>168135975
Challenge is my fun and playing with plats isn't a challenge. I'm sitting at GM what makes you think I'd have any fun playing with shitters?
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>>168135469
And then you realize it's Tracer she's falling in love with
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>Move over to Paladins for awhile
>Log into Overwatch for the first time in a few weeks
>Insta kill by Hanzo
>Insta kill by Widow
>insta kill by Hog

It never occurred to me how bullshitty some of the characters are in this game.
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>>168136098

Ok, well make your own super serious GM faggot server and play there.
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>>168134953
>tfw you will never cuddle her and break her cold heart so that she is finally emotional open to you.
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How do I make to summer without her belly button skin?
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>>168136040
People who shoot on sony are all fucked up
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>>168136218
Finish the lunar new year and buy boxes for summer only.
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>>168136142
the insta-kill characters are what kinda ruin this game for me

especially widow because hitscan but widow is universally hated anyway
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>>168133096
the fact that you list the outcomes of a bunch of theoretically isolated 1v1 encounters as argument for why winston is shit is proof enough that you don't know how to play winston
protip: it's not your job to duel enemies that have nothing else to worry about but you
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>>168135884
Asshole.
Wouldn't you carry a pretty girl to diamond?
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>>168136142
The best part of paladins is not getting deleted at full health

Most characters can only one shot someone with an ult. It just feels like more of a fight, even if you lost. Meanwhile in overwatch a Hanzo can miss you 20 times but one lucky headshot and you're dead

Also skye > sombra
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>>168136218
You can really see it in game, you see only hands with weapons.
It's a cuckoldry of some sort, to care and pay money so other people could see it and masturbate to it
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How is that fucking fair? I get the unranked and plat.
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>>168136207
Or I could just matchmake into a server you can never hope to get into, you braindead plat faggot.
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I have an idea!

Let's give every character 50 more HP!
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>>168136578
To be fair the unbanked went Lucio
If he sucks you won't notice
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>>168136617

Haha, joke's on you. I'm not ranked. :^)
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>>168136478
NO
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>>168136505
ty, now I will no longer have to resort to suicide with this new outlook you have given me.
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Satisfying voicelines to hear?

Just kicked a Widowmaker to death as Zen and he said
>That was for my friend.
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>>168136687
He went dps the first round
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>>168136913
Kill a female character with sombra
>Oh pobrecita

Kill a tracer
>cheers lov
>>
Did I just hear Dva say "size isn't everything"?

Does that mean I could be able to please her with my tiny dick?
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>>168136898
I really want to impregnate tracer's boygina
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>>168136913
>Genji uses his ult
>Kick him in the face as Zen
>"I win this round, Genji."
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>>168132104
But ana is in every game on both teams anon

>tfw good at sombra
>35-40 EMPs average
>25-30 rmb hacks on reins, hog, genji etc
>enemy team hacked or disabled in some way roughly 50% of any game
> 29% WR
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>>168137046
Lucio will make her change opinion and understand that it does matter
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>>168136673
>>168136898
Gotta say for a gay time traveling pilot, she's pretty cute at times
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>>168137046
You couldn't please anyone regardless of your physical attributes because you have autism and a terrible personality on top of it.
>>
>haha just communicate with your teams anon that's how you win the games that are hard!
>they're so fucking unmistakably braindead that it confirms all my suspicions that were based on their play that they were brain damaged
>tilts me more
>no ones carrying anymore
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>>168137046
The best things in life come in small packages
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>>168136913
>kill junkrat as hog
>I'm tired of hearing your voice.
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>>168137183
How many gay time traveling pilots do you know that aren't cute?
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>>168136913
>Someone had to do it. Might as well have been me.
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>>168136406
I never really noticed it before, I'm kinda surprised but honestly I had more fun in Paladins.

>>168136481
I can understand her being a little OP atm but Maeve a lot more enjoyable to play than Genji, Skye is a good example of what would happen if they fixed Sombra.

AFAIK only one character can 1 hit with an Ult and even then you have plenty of time to get away. It might just be that I'm playing Paladins at a very low level.
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>>168137046
That means she's not a child some people take her for.
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>constantly play as ana, lucio, and zen

Haha I have every right to say whether my team fucking sucks or not
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>>168136913
"Sorry reinhardt!"
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>>168137293
I mean, it's not like there's a gay time traveling pilot club or something to compare her too
>>
>3 support mains who can't play anything else in 1 game

i was one of them
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>>168137338

Are there ults in Paladins too or something?
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>>168136913
https://clyp.it/wzhaw443
https://clyp.it/40i4osfl
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Can someone write up an argument on why games should be balanced around high level play? My friends are all ganging up on me because they disagree and I'm very bad at debating/arguing.
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>>168136142
>>168136481
>>168137338
>>168137487
>paladins shills
Fuck off.
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>>168137075
Do you think tracer's children would need a chronal accelerator or have other difficulties staying in this timeline?
>>
>Kill Sombra as Reaper
>"You think I didn't know about your little friend?"

Huh, maybe Reaper isn't totally clueless
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>>168137153
>35-40 EMPs average

in one round?
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>>168137718
if you nut inside tracer and she goes back in time what happens to the nut
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what site can i go to to discus recent patch changes?
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>>168137487
Yeah not quite as be all end all like in Overwatch.
"Reinheart" has an ult that stops him from taking damage for a brief while, he does stand in place though.
>"Genji" its pretty cool, It heavy reduces the other teams vision for a few seconds.
>"Sombra" has pretty much a giant pulse bomb
>"Reaper" has a similar ult to Pharah

>>168137623
Please, The game has huge issues too. Aimbots are pretty common and teammates have a phobia of the objective.
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>>168137046
This is a direct reply to zarya boasting to her about the giant mechas being made in russia / volskaya. Its about the size of mechs and nothing else

Pay attention nigga
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>>168137810
Here's as good as any. Noone cares about your opinion anyway.
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>>168137907
Nice try, my mother died of leukemia 4 years ago
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>>168137907
Mercy is the only OW girl I ship. And I ship her with me.
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>>168137797
Pretty sure Blizzard made her gay just to avoid this very question
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>a series of events has led to me dropping into gold territory

>no matter what i do things just go worse and worse

im just not okay anymore really
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I WANT TO FUCK WIDOW
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>>168137907
Pharah is GOAT waifu, and needs someone to cling to while sleeping.
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>>168138139
so would the nut just shoot back inside yo dick or what
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>>168138139
No I mean if I shove a cashew or a pine nut up there and she goes back in time, what happens to the nut?
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>>168137797

well when she heals then goes back in time she stays healed, so it depends on whether you'd call cum healing or damaging
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>>168137797
considering she gets put in the same state she was in several seconds before the recall, the nut leaves her and gets put in an alternate timeline or some shit. Idk.
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Why are people so fucking bad?
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>>168138274
It seems to only affect her, not her surroundings (against all known laws of time travel), since people are not resurrected after she recalls after killing them
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>>168137810
Reddit of course.
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>>168137810
reddit/r/Competitiveoverwatch/
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>>168138341
Does this mean that if you go out drinking with Tracer and got her to rewind after every shot, she would never get drunk
>>
>>168138362
>tfw /vg/ to this date perpetuates the meme that matchmaking is infailable and games are always balanced

idk why i hang around this board anymore. it's full of retards that put neogaf to shame.
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>>168138362

because a good portion of the playerbase are people who only play for an hour or two then go out and have sex with things and enjoy life
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>>168137907
:(
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>>168138475
No worries. I'll have sex with my boyfriend some day soon :3
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>>168137135
It's probably my favorite line in the whole game. Zen's the fucking best.
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>>168138440
>>168138407
oh thanks.
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>>168135837
How much sr would you even get for winning that game?
Should get 250 or more when there's a 1500+ rank difference in teams.
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>>168137790
Easily on a longer round where again, you 5-6 man emping their team constantly does not result in your team moving in for free kills

You or team using large health pack with some smg spray mixed in = 30% ult every time its used

Say youre losing point A hollywood attack as sombra, you should easily have 4-5 EMPs inside that 5 minutes if unkilled
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>>168138607
>I am on fire. But an extinguisher is not required.

Zen is too good and pure for this world.
>>
>>168137718
Can someone tell shippers this isn't how it works
>>
If I was a cute grill with time travel I would search through time until I found the man with the biggest dick in human history and try to take it balls deep haha
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so let me ge this straight:

-roadhog has 600 hp ,no shield,no armor while dva has 600hp which of 1/3 is armor + a second life out of suit

-roadhog has no ability to defend his teammates while a reinhardt or a winston can with their barriers

-roadhog is an ult battery for the enemy

-when roadhog's hook is on cooldown he is literally dead weight

-his ult is not as useful as reinhardt or zarya's ult

-people forget that when he hooks someone he is locked in place too not just the people getting hooked

and now his hook is useless?the only thing that made him viable?
well goodbye roadhog you were fun while you lasted.
>>
>>168137338
Idk of they fixed it, but since I played there were at least 3 characters that had guarantee death ults if they hit a squishy

The dragon man, the cod guy's barrage, and skye definitely used to if they don't now. I distinctly remember ambushing freshly respawned characters with them just to press my delete button.

Now I feel like reinstalling paladins
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>>168138280
Her clothes go with her so clearly anything inside her or on her person goes back too
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>>168139167
>tfw tracer goes insane and travels through time as a serial dick decapitator, teleporting with famous peoples dicks still all the way inside her right as they cum so she can preserve their shorn mid-ejaculation manhood on her secret famous people dick wall for all eternity
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>Game lands me with 3 level 10s
>They all keep switching between Hanzo / Widow and Tracer
>One of them tries to tell me I'm playing with them because our MMR is the same
>Get 4 golds on Hanamura attack as Torbjorn and win the game by sneaking the point 3 times

I hate this miserable game
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>>168139430
>lesbean
She probably thinks dicks are icky
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>>168139091
Just play Reinhardt or Zarya/Winston as this is how Blizzard wants their game.
Surely you can't be dumb enough to fall for the D.va was/Roadhog is OP memes emanating from shitters, right?
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Help me out /owg/ I want to git gud with Sombra but I just can't make her work, I look up vids of Codey and I try to figure out what I'm doing wrong but I just can't, I really don't know if I'm just legitimately bad or Sombra is just weak af and Codey just gets good teammates.
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>>168139575
>Defence matrix was OP
>400 armor dva was too good
My least favorite shitter meme
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>>168139167
yea because she's been wearing her clothing for more than 3 seconds

if you nut inside her and she goes rewinds 3 seconds, where does the nut go
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>>168139167
So when she gets shot, the rewind undos the damage of the bullet but the bullet is still inside of her?

So like, does she have like a million rounds just chilling in her body after a few missions or
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What's the best Roadhog highlight intro?

I like Say 'Cheese' because it shows off the golden hook, but Feast is also pretty good.
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>>168139552
>Tracer heads to the showers after a mission
>Accidentally walks into the mens room
>All the dudes are washing up as she walks in
>eyebleach.jpg
>Leaves
>"Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew"
cute
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>>168139552
Maybe she turns into an angry feminist who wants to destroy the penis
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>>168139953
Little Piggy
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>>168124656
>http://imgur.com/a/ILOk5
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>>168140029
>leaves
>not teleports backwards in time so she never walked into the icky men's room in the first place

Cmon man, you had one job
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>tfw when you have both Mei skins

I still fucking want Tracers

I'd say I want Symmetra's as well, but I want her removed from the game
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>>168140195
You can't rewind mental scars
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>It's a "I can only play offense heroes and snipers" play on your team
>Switches so often he doesn't ult once

why are they always on my team?
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>suddenly every game is laggy
>also 50% of each team is very obvious smurfs
Why is this happening? I just want to grind for lootboxes in peace while the event is still going, not deal with these assholes.
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>>168140278
>tfw both Mei skins and Tracer skin
I dont have the Tracer highlight intro yet tho Blozzrad pls
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Anyone else play "DEFEAT" chicken?

Its when your team has a terrible comp and keep running into the shredder and you know you could win the game easy with a Rein but you're morbidly curious if the widow/genji/hanzo/etc mains are willing to swap into a more useful class?

I like to see how long the game can go before I can switch to Rein and still win.

I beat my record recently, last 26 seconds, swapped to Rein, no ult, no nothing, literally no progress on the payload and still collected a free win.

This character is fucking retarded...
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>>168140529
Clearly your enemies are shit if they can't deal with a lone rein
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Junkertown map when?
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>>168135912
Its a photoshop
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>>168140874
Australia Day
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>>168124354
Mei got her best Legendary so far.
Yeti Hunter is nice but it's still too similar to the original.
Reinhardt already has a bunch of other cool skins.
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>>168140930
Australia Day was three weeks ago, anon.
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>>168124683
get in my line of sight. It's that simple. Don't spam you need healing when you're a Genji behind 4 walls 3 miles away. Also orb of harmony leaves after a few seconds if I lose sight of you so try to stay in my line of sight and get healed to full before running off.
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>>168141140
>Reinhardt already has a bunch of other cool skins
AND THEY ALL FUCKING CLIP
CAN THEY DESIGN ONE FUCKING SKIN WHERE HIS PAULDRONS DONT RIDE INTO HIS CHEST OR SOME WEIRD THING ON HIS NECK
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>>168129086
It's relative. Fareeva is cute. So is Ana and Widow. Mercy meanwhile looks like she got hit by the ugly truck. She makes Symmetra look pretty

This guy on the other hand has a cute(r) Mercy model
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>>168123320
>close to masters and everyone just picks random shit no team synergy

This comes more from your own ability usage than it does hero picks and muh wombo
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Post best friends!
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>>168141301
Next year
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Is getting carried for just one game too much to ask

Why am I constantly thrown in with slobbering retards where I can only get a win if I put in my absolute fucking best performance 24/7 and struggle to 1v6. This isn't fun, it's a fucking chore.
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>>168141551
How about SUPER best friends?
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I got bullied ;_;
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>>168141551
Don't know how friendly they would've been but have a nice image.
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>play comp
>good star, but lagging
>suddendly the server disconnect me
>somehow this counts as defeat.

Fuck
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>>168141910
was that a reloadhog at the beginning
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>>168141551
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>TFW PS+ expired
>TFW just blew $300 on bills/groceries
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>>168141760
But anon those two hate each other more then anything else in the game (except for Jack and Reaper)
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>>168141760

DELET! Tracer loves emily! And widow loves gerard

That will never be canon no matter how hard it gets me!
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>>168142051
No, you can see him fire his gun too high, a few pellets hit me.
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>>168142051
Looked like he was aiming at the ceiling.
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>>168141551
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>>168142239
The Tracer/Sombra interaction sounds more hateful than the stuff between Tracer and Widowmaker. Poor Sombra gets hated on by everyone.
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>>168132040
>>168132000
>usually do 3v3s to get crates
>get fed up with constant losses because people are fucking terrible
>switch to all brawls to just relax
>having tons of fun
>nothing but Reinhardt games, all those hammers swinging
>instant cooldown game on Hollywood
>go Roadhog, go 38-0
>have a blast and don't even realize I had all 3 crates
Fuck 3v3s, all brawls is where it's at.
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>>168141408
kek
Yeah, clipping has always bugged the shit out of me, but expecting a Blizzard game to NOT have clipping is awfully optimistic.
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Why are environmental kills so satisfying?
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>>168141760
It's hilarious how much /owg/ throws a massive raging shitfit over an official couple that makes sense then fawns and cums all over these retarded Foe Yay ships and pairing characters who have nothing to do with each other.

Hey, exactly like tumblr, who you insist you're nothing like.
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>>168141551
>>168142052
>>168142287
>tfw Winston's already 30, which most normal gorillas are lucky to reach
>tfw Winston is running out of time and he knows it
>tfw he can't bring himself to tell Tracer
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>>168142068
You could still be playing if you didn't have to be a consolefag.
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>>168141551
>>168124978
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its funny how as soon as i started playing in 2600ish games, everyone leaves right as the game is over. at this rank people are just so jaded that they cant be asked to see who did what at the end of the game.
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>>168142429
She doesn't exactly try to make friends. Not real ones, anyway.

Nobody likes a snitch.
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How are your comp matches going?
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Did Blizzard decrease the probability of getting skins from lootboxes or something? I haven't been getting anything even though this event is packed with skins.
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Reminder that the Shimada bloodline must remain pure.
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>>168142429
If everyone hates her, does this mean she's Junkrat's best possible ship?
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>>168136578
>implying the plat and unranked are the problem
>implying the problem isn't the widow attack on Anubis
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>>168142663
Anon no he has genetic engineering and sciencey shit in him, he will live forever and always be happy!
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>>168142778
You are just a loser
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>>168142797
p-please continue it's been too long since last shimada invasion
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When will they move Symm out of the Support bracket to the Defense? Having people pick something else over healer because it says too many supports is stupid.
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>>168141551
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>tfw no pocket buddy to play duo queue with for easy mmr


solo queue is for autists with no job
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>>168141910
>taking that long to wall ride back up
>not healing during the process

>>168142457
>pick hog
>ana misses potion constantly
>tries to countersnipe widow instead of just following behind me while trying to get closer
>McCree does nothing but miss shots and never roll

>Pick Ana
>Hog actively misses hooks and avoids moving with team
>76 holds m1 in enemy general direction and thinks sprint makes him harder to hook
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>>168142828
I wouldn't mind seeing how their conversation would go, or if they'd even get along.

She'd probably dig up photos of pre-nuke Australia from an Omnic database and Junkrat would look at them and see his parents house and get all throat choked.
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Jamison anon, how are you doing?

>>168142775
Meh. Had a good 2 weeks, went from 2000 tot 2750, and a few days ago I dropped a bit again, hoovering around 2500 now.
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>>168141551
the question is, will bastion get any other friends?
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>>168142429
Sombra has done literally nothing wrong.
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>>168142882
Your mom
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>>168142934
A brother's love redeems.
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>>168143089
>pre nuke outback

It wouldn't look any different
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>>168142989
This is cute but Reyes literally doesn't have a body anymore. He's made entirely of those little nanomachine things.
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>>168142501
I don't understand.
Clipping has never bothered me.

Can someone explain why its a big deal?
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>>168141301
What does one do in Australia Day?
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Which mei event skin is better?
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>>168143231
red instead of green
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>>168143127
Hello anon! I'm doing well, and you? Truth be told, I'm a little nervous about Valentine's Day, but I think it'll be all right. It usually is![/spoiler

>>168143089
Anon, that's... that would be horrible. I hope Sombra would try to comfort him a little.
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>>168143309
It's only a big deal to autists because you don't hardly see yourself in games
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>>168142797
sounds like the shimada bloodline ends with genji and hanzo then
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Did my placements this season just for giggles, why is this game so easy bros? Really makes me think...
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>>168143231
Ayy
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New player here. Is it worth doing my placement matches for comp right now or should I just wait for the new season to begin?
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>>168142548
Because you know they feel like bullshit and they make some people saltier than wendy's fries.

Including me.
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>>168143431
it doesnt matter at all

you will suck either way
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>>168143385
You are a good man Junkrat anon.
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>>168143368
I think the white/purple one goes better with her whole snow and frost motif.
The red one is really fucking nice too though, you can't go wrong.
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>>168143385
Of course, Sombra is a total bitch, but she can be nice.
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What does mei saliva taste like?
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>>168142879
>something is wrong with his genetic modifications, he begins aging rapidly
>he goes to Mercy for help, but her nanomachines were mostly desgined for Humans
>he ends up going out in a blaze of glory, saving Tracer and everyone else in the process
>he dies smiling the whole time, because he knows Lena doesn't have to watch him fade away anymore
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>>168143385
What's there to be nervous about? Got special plans?
I'm good, dropped a little in rank, but right now my best is better then my 2 friends that I considered very good players, good to see I've made progress.
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>>168143607
>she can be nice
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>>168143649
STOP
RIGHT. NOW.
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>>168143714
guick?
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>>168143127
2500 seems alright. I hope you're getting to 3000+ soon, good luck!
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I really want to see a 3rd Junker character, one that shares history with Roadhog and Junkrat.
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>>168143573
Just answer my question bitch nigga
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>>168142663
>still fit enough to shrug off shotgun blasts and show no signs of serious injury
>last cardio workout was over a month before recall short, yet still bouncing around in gibraltar
>still able to fight and leap around maps
I think its safe to assume Winston has had his life expectancy bumped up by science.
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>>168143649
Fucking god damn son of a bitch anon fuck you don't you fucking do this to me
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>>168143646
Egg rolls and salty salty ramen

She also has that weird musty Asian smell
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>>168142429
>Poor Sombra gets hated on by everyone.
When you play both sides, it usually comes with the territory.
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FUCK EICHENWALDE. FUCK THIS SHITTY ASS PUTRID MAP.
Had it 4 times today 3 of which were in a row and lost them all. One had a funny troll triplet pre made in it. FUCK THIS MAP.
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What does blue hair smell like?
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>>168143763
English is hard.
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>>168143786
I'll never understand this picture, why does Lucio freak out like that?
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>>168143649
i'm not crying
you're crying
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>>168143649
Overwatch animated series fucking when? This stuff literally writes itself.

>>168143869
>What does blueberry smell like
Blueberries, duh.
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Is it fair to say this game isn't skill based because it's literally not possible to carry?
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>>168143757
>>168143806

>Winston planned ahead and made a last will and testament, left everything to Tracer.
>she agrees and takes on role of Commander of Overwatch
>her role takes her out of the field, so she settles down with Emily and starts a family (they adopt a few kids orphaned by the recent Crisis)
>in her new spare time, she decides to moonlight as a children's book author/illustrator
>it's a series about a lost little girl, and her very special friend that saved her
>and how he would always, always be there to protect her
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>>168143431
Just do them
You get comp points just for placing at the end of the season
There's really no point in playing/climbing after placements.
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>>168143937
Because he's usually the one thats booping everyone.
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>>168143646
Soy sauce
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>>168143937
cause when he pushes other people it's called 'booping'

'lucio booped zarya off the cliff'


it's like her stealing his thing
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>>168142548
It's even better when you escape it.

>lucio healing and boosting my teamamtes
>illios town, got booped off the point by the enemy lucio
>But I won't give up! stay glued to the outer wall and skate back up near the spa area
>come back and boop the lucio off the point
>eliminated

that felt SO FUCKING GOOD
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>>168143580
Aw, thank you, WidowAnon!

>>168143664
No, not really. I'm just wondering if anyone else is getting voice lines, since Genji and Mercy have a couple. I think I'm just getting too worked up over it, though, so it's nothing to worry about. Anyway, I'm glad you're getting better at the game! It's always nice to be able to see when you're improving at something!
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>>168144084
Awww that's better.

Heart punching aside, is Tracer really the leader type? I imagine she'd hand over command to either 76 or redeemed Reaper.
Or hell, maybe Pharah. Make her little girl dreams come true.
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>>168144193
>>168144269
Well shit, now I feel retarded.
Thanks for explaining.
>>
>tfw competent at DPS but forced to play zarya/ana almost exclusively with the rare flex to another hero to climb because faggots haven't got a FUCKING CLUE how to play zarya or ana
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>>168143869
Like a fresh field of bloo.
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>>168144387
How do you play Zarya
I just point my bubbles at dudes that are taking damage because I love maximum charge
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>>168144345
Both 76 and Reaper are getting on in age. Tracer is the youngest of the original Overwatch members, eventually she will be the most senior remaining
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>>168143869
Some nice french perfume.

Could be she sub-consciously picks the kind she wore when she met gerard.

Although more likely cigerrates as she is french.
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>>168142663
>>168143649
>>168144084

Dear god, nothing hits the feels quite like a plausible bad/sad end
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>>168129939
Dashing through the snow~
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>>168143089
Oh shit, would Sombra know what Junkrat's treasure is?
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>when your meme name gets outmemed
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what do you do?
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So still 24 hours to get what you want /owg/?
Did you get what you wanted?
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>>168144756
What is she dreaming of?
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>>168144841
going fast
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>>168144767
Yes, D.Va's skin and none of the other Legendaries. Just as I'd hoped; I don't like the rest.
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>>168144014
>>What does blueberry smell like
Man I bet widow's pussy tastes like blueberry, I wouldn't mind that with some cream.
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>>168144756
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>>168144841
Flying. It's as close as she gets to being a pilot ever since the accident.
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>>168144756
I HAVE BIG PLANS
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>>168144716
She probably does, if she's really as good as she seems at the whole information-gathering shadow broker thing. I wonder if Talon knows about it through her, and that's why Reaper asks Junkrat about it?
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>>168144841
Having yuri sex with the Queen of England
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>>168145059
I hope those plans are taking her home to Emily.
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>>168144767
I think I will buy 24 crates
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>Sleep a nano boosted Rein
>Roadhog hooks him into everyone
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>>168145175
Does she live in Emily's house or does Enily live in her house?
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>>168145191
>No D.Va

how do you live
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>>168144767
Got Chang'e, which was what I wanted the most, and also D'va's and Tracer's twice each.
Would be nice to get Zen's before the event ends but I don't see that happening.
>>
Will Quake Champions kill Overwatch?
>>
friendly reminder that if you take a shower, when you're done you can turn the water temperature very low and pretend widowmaker is touching you
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>>168145368
>Sleep a nanoboosted genji thats ulting
>roadhog shoots him
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>>168145570
How do you kill what is already dead?
I doubt it, overwatch like tf2 will have retards playing it for a long time because they dont care about competitive gaming. They just want memes and XDs
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>>168145371
The apartment is said to be Emily's apertment.

Since tracer's official occupation is "adventurer" which probably pays in thanks. Tracer is most likely dirt poor and reliant on Emily.
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>Play 3v3
>Beat in convincing fashion with 3 clean hooks
>Feel good about my win, shittalk a little
>OMG BRO SO TRYHARD WE PLAY FOR FUN LMAO LOSER XD

why do people like this exist
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>>168144512
Every bubble should have a purpose. You shouldn't be playing with them to maximise your charge (although that's always nice).

Your shield might be to save an Ana that's getting dived. Or to ensure your Rein doesn't get hooked on his charge or something.

Also, AWARENESS. HAVE LOTS OF IT.
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>>168144767
I still have yet to get the D.Va and Junkrat skins.
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>>168145570
No, we're past the age of FPS. The appeal of Overwatch is within its characters aka waifus and abilities.
>>
What do you do when you realize your team is gonna lose? I just switch to Torbjorn and hammer at a turret in the spawn point.
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>>168145757
Wonder what Emily does for a living, that seemed like a pretty nice apartment, and if it's by King's Row that is a fucking expensive area.
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>>168145638
forgot the reaction pic
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>>168145440
I still got 7k credits
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>>168145875
There was a magazine with Symmetra on the cover, so if it's about architecture then she's an architect. Because literally only an architect would read a magazine about architecture.
>>
>>168145769
>we play for fun
at least these people know they're shit.
>>
>>168146032
In what world is losing fun

I don't get it
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>>168144586
Always amusing to think how Talon gave her those tattoos and her outfit. Downtime Widowmaker is something I'd really like to see in some official capacity.
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Witch Mercy

or

Chinese Mercy?
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>>168144767
Absolutely. I don't care for anything else, really.
>>
>>168146245
>Playing Mercy in 2017
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>>168146245
Loli Hunter Mercy
>>
>>168146245
Witch is nice because of all the different lines.
>>
>>168146245
Slutty one
>>
>>168146181
Retards anon, it's the retards. They dont care about having skills they only care about wasting their time.
>>
>>168146245
no mercy
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>open 30+ boxes this event
>10 legendaries
>3 exclusive skins
>they're all SUN FUCKING WUKONG

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK
>>
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>>168146326
Step off, Angela.
>>
>>168145570
I will switch as soon as it's out.
>>
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>>168146395
>no mercy
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>>168146326

NOT CANON!
>>
>>168145709
What the FUCK are you even doing here?
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>make and be host of a match
>go into the options to adjust things
>get kicked out of game for inactivity

Excellent job, Blizzard.
>>
>>168146630
>tracer loving someone who she has tried to kill

>mercy being violent when she is a pacifist who opposes even ana's healing rifle.
>>
>>168146695
Its gratifying to watch Genji/Mercy becoming more prominent on tumblr at the expense of Pharmercy. At the end of the day, the tumblrinas know which side their bread is buttered on
>>
>>168146704
Posting waifu
Waiting for a better game
>>
>>168146181
I don't care when we lose after a damn good match
But when it's a throw or a fucking stomp because everyone dives in 1 by 1 then it is no fucking fun at all
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>>168146752
https://clyp.it/g15ty4je
>>
>>168144767
bought rein and zen just now, plus the widow and mercy spray

Mei can die choking on a cock
>>
>get to 2700 yesterday
>first game our 2 tanks have gold and silver elims. me as rein try to get everyone behind me on high ground. noone listens, we get steamrolled
>next game guy killing it as soldier goes bastion, sits right in middle of point, we get steamrolled
>koth last game, everyone trickles in, we get steamrolled

fuck my life. literally how hard is it not to trickle
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>>168147076
I want to see her and Ana meet again.

https://clyp.it/uvnvevq4
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>>168147084
Someone got one too many icicles to the face today.
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>>168147084
I'm a fucking dumbass it's so late I'm so tired.
>>
>>168147173
BUT I GOTTA GET MY POTM MAN!
>>
>>168146245

Ana
>>
what the fuck raises quickplay MMR

i've won like 40 of my past 50 and i'm still getting matched with fresh accounts

maybe they just go purely by damage/elims?
>>
HOW LONG UNTIL EVENT ENDS?
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>>168147217
It would be interesting to see. I wonder if Ana would even care that Widowmaker was brainwashed.
>>
>>168147297
What are the true carry heroes? I feel like Rein, Ana, and Soldier can be. Lucio possibly if you're on point with speed.
>>
>carry the fuck out of my team as Mei
>I die once and the entire defense falls
>>
>>168144767
I got both of Mei's skins and the Monkey one, pretty happy about that.
Also got Reinhardt but I don't like it, he has way better skins already.
Haven't gotten Roadhog's and I probably won't today, pretty bummed about that.
>>
>>168147591
to be safe, less than 24 hours.
>>
>tfw forced to play healers because everyone else that predominantly plays them hasn't got a fucking clue what they're doing and have zero awareness
>tfw it's the sole reason why I stagnate in MMR
>the amount of garbage healers
>tfw going to have to be a support main to hit GM this season

k m s
>>
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>>168147507
This is about the most Kaplan has said but even then he didn't go into many specifics. I'd like to know as well because my QP matches almost always have at least one top 500 or GM and sometimes several.
>>
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>>168144014
>animated series fucking when? This stuff literally writes itself.

Only if its about happy and friendship and not suffering
>>
Why do people insist that Soldier is a hard Pharah counter?
Sure, if Pharah is retarded and just hovers around in open areas then yes, but any competent Pharah will keep a safe distance from Soldier so that his shots do shit damage, and she will get to cover and get healed before attacking again.
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>>168147972
Did somebody say suffering?
>>
>>168147217
I wanna see Pharah confront Widowmaker over what she did to her mother
>>
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I want an Overwatch Tactics game
Something in Darkest Dungeon or Xcom style
>>
>>168147994
lmao hitscan just shoot her xD
>>
>>168139657
See
>>168138625

But basically you wait for blizzard to make it EXTREMELY FUCKING CLEAR to your team when an enemy rein is hacked and has no reason to be alive by the time the hack expires. Its not even worth playing her with 5 randoms now with the nearly invisible visual queue on hacked enemies.
>>
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>>168147827
>play zen
>keep team alive
>do more damage than dps
it's the best of both worlds!
>>
>>168148353
>hacked enemies don't get a purple skull icon hovering on them like hacked health packs

The solution is so simple, not sure why they didn't do it tbqh
>>
>>168146821

>giving a shit about canon when it sucks ass
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What are the best hours to play ranked? All i keep getting are manchilds.
>>
>>168147994
Holy shit all I hear is "Soldier get the fucking Pharah!" as if she can't just fly away and reheal. Half the time I just get killed because I'm looking in the sky like a retard trying to shoot her 10 miles away
>>
>>168148610
man children tends to be the go-to word for 'people pointing out that I'm garbage at this game'

so, never, you shitter.
>>
Was it possible to buy skins in the summer games event? I don't remember.
It's the only event I didn't get all the skins I really wanted.
>>
>>168148740
That's why McCree is still useful and has his niche,contrary to widespread opinion in the thread
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>>168148805
Nope, it took everyone calling them out for them to change it.
>>
>>168148805
Nope.
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>>168143786
Thanks man!
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>>168148858
>sombra kill was decent
>easy kill on low health Pharah who had her hands full with monkey
>easy kill on low health obviously retarded torb just sitting there

4/10
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>>168148912
It also produced one of the more amusing Kaplan posts.
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Any chance of getting a cupid Hanzo skin?
>>
>>168148821
>>168148740
I just go widow.

I open voice comm and calmly state "Their pharah is doing a good job staying far back so soldier can't do proper damage to her. I'm gonna switch to widow because of that. I'll switch right back when it's taken care of."

Never had a problem.
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Will Jack ever find peace with himself?
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I am so SICK of Pharah being NERFED
>okay we made her flight better
>but we nerfed her rocket splash
>even though it still does incredibly shit damage
>like "a direct hit won't even kill Tracer" shit damage
>but now you can fly in the air really high
>so that you can get countered by half the cast
>have fun

You either nerf her splash and boost her damage
Or restore her splash and keep the same damage
DON'T FUCKING REDUCE HER SPLASH AND KEEP HER DAMAGE SHIT
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD

JUSTICE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>168146774
>be in practice range
>afk kick

why?
>>
What time does the event end tomorrow?
>>
>>168149089
I'm asking about the quality of the webm and not the gameplay, anon
>>
>>168149273
Nothing in this game feels like you're being rewarded for good aim. Phara's rockets are so slow plus the shit delay when firing coupled with rockets despawning or just not fucking firing even though it plays the animation. This game is not made for people who can aim, it's made for retards who cant.
>>
>>168149154
I think I'm just gonna git gud with Pharah then. I play on
>ps4
so I never see Widow and I can just stay out of range of hitscans hopefully. She's basically a god on console
>>
>>168149273
Pretty much they should give us a Phara only, capture the flag mode with standoffs and instapick of the flag with skiing

Also give her soldiers gun as well as widows sniper and let the community make the maps

ez
>>
>>168149273
>boost her damage
Pharah never needs a buff since only a small amount of the playerbase can look up and aim simultaneously.
>>
>>168144767
I got the skins for Junkrat, Tracer and Winston

Didn't get D.Vas which is the one I really wanted. I don't really play much as Mei but I would've liked to get either of her skins.
>>
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Why can't anyone on EU servers write proper English, not even UK guys?
>>
>>168149605

senpai just play tribes
>>
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Should I buy the wukong skin for Winston? I already have the yeti.
>>
>>168149239
Is that a Jojo reference?
>>
>>168149706
>Expecting britbongs to have the intellectual capacity to be proficient in writing their own language

That is a VERY good meme, anon. Keep it up.
>>
>>168149605
>DUDE TRIBES LMAO
>>
>>168149315
We don't know yet because Blizzard doesn't give a time and the one time the loot boxes had a time listed the event ended earlier than it said. Best bet is to not wait more than 24 hours from now
>>
>>168150057
are you fucking retarded? or just pretending?
>>
I'm still unranked.
>>
>>168149870

If you think you'll wear it, go for it.
>>
>>168150197
Same
fuck comp
>>
>>168148771
If pointing out means go afk for 3 rounds, then sure.
>>
I CAN'T WIN ANY CTF GAME

IT'S ALWAYS A DRAW OR WE MANAGE TO GET TWO FLAGS THEN THE ENEMY TEAM GETS 3 FLAGS OUT OF NOWHERE

I'M TIRED OF IT
>>
>>168133530
Just stand next to a well-placed Zarya ult, spam the fuck out of discord, and hope your team shoots at them

I got it before I even knew what it was
>>
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Yeah!
>>
>>168150467
stop picking dps
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-GRG6_tjQ8
So I have been messing with my input delay trying to get that shit down and went back to widow. everything felt so much better and I did this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-GRG6_tjQ8
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>Playing Sombra
>Mag dump into a Hanzo from behind
>About 10 meters away from him, half my bullets just go around him
>He doesn't even react until I have to reload
>Turns around and scatters me with 6 health left
>>
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>>168150934
I need to tweak my scope sensitivity on her or something because there's something about sniping as her that really throws me off.
>>
>>168151084
I'm sitting at 11 sens and 22 scoped
1600 dpi
>>168150934
Shit I double posted the link.
>>
>>168151047
>engaging from afar
You deserved it
>>
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>>168151047
Playing Sombra in general feels like sadness. I only ever people play her that have a 30% winrate on her. Myself included in QP.

Feels like she has no solo-kill potential at all.
>>
>Wonder if anyone else will play healer this comp match so I can finally sit back and enjoy playing sombra.
>Nobody does
>Guess it's another Ana carry game.
Why owg, why does nobody play healer?
>>
>>168151047

i dont even consider sombra a damage hero, shes just a tracer that debuffs instead of murders everything.
>>
>>168134156
How can you have the career average in everything?
>>
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>>168148112
Tracer is for gentle healing.
>>
>>168123135
I have quite a few blizz skelkes saved up, should I:

>buy cool event exclusive skins for my mains that I won't use now, but still want just in case I decide they look good later?

OR

>buy cool stuff for characters I only play in qp (genji, sombra, widowmaker) but will definitely use immediately and for a long time?
>>
I don't think it is possible to solo carry in this game
>>
>>168149889
I hope you're just being cancer on purpose. Tarot cards are a real thing and have been around way before manga even existed.
>>
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>>168151892
And for hugging gorillas
>>
>>168149870
Safari skins are better
>>
>>168151904
meh, I just decided to buy cool stuff for heroes I rarely play.

I absolutely suck at Genji and Sombra, but atleast I have every unlock I want for them now. I'll start buying Widowmaker stuff next.
>>
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>>168152634
And for bullying.
>>
>>168129975
would his dick teleport straight to your prostate?
>>
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>>168152991
Do NOT bully the little speedy lesbian of optimism!
>>
new thread
>>168153173
>>168153173
>>
New -

>>168153175
>>168153175
>>168153175
>>
>>168153189
>>168153234

nice job guys, you did it again
>>
>>168146840
You won't, quit whining shitter
>>
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>>168152991
And for corrupting.
>>
>>168125276
"honki wo misetemiro"
*I deflect his slap back in his face*
"MADA MADA"
*dashes behind you*
"RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE"
"YEEART"
*you are cut into a birrion pieces*
"Heh, nothing personnel, ahoga"

When Bastion changes hit live it'll be really funny to watch all the Genjis deflect and then deal 50 damage to the Bastion before he dies.
>>
This game is so fucking luck based. You can have the best game of your life and still lose. I've seen top 500 players lose in Plat. At least in league you can carry if you perform your own job well.
>>
>>168153287
both threads have same time stamp - 21:27:21

shit happens
>>
>>168129025
>Playing Sombra
I know why your team is losing
>>
>>168143869
like cordite and sulphur
>>
>>168123485
They'll disappear from the NA servers if Blizzard KR does something about the Nukinhek/DDoS attacks or just not make the game F2P in PC Bangs.
>>
>>168126445
D.Va will never get a short, she is too unimportant lore-wise
>>
>>168136913
>Mercy: must violence always be the solution?
>Roadhog: violence is usually the answer
>>
>>168124796
When will this meme end? Too many games do this and it doesn't add anything to the game.
>PLS PLAY THE ENTIRE SEASON GUYS
>PLS LOGIN AND PLAY 1 GAME PER WEEK DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME
>>
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>>168136913
>Kill pharah as Zen

"Justice is defined by the hand that gives it"

Zen is the ultimate OW character.
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