cutest starstar edition
Joel Barish: I can't see anything I don't like about you.
Clementine: But you will, you will think of things and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.
Joel Barish: Okay.
Clementine: Okay.
okay im back and ill post here
god this thread is already a disaster. never trust a garfield to start a new thread
>tfw you ate something that didnt agree with you
its gonna be a long night...
dead?
make a cute innovation edition
anal sex is my brothers forte
so fuck me in the butt! its not gay
>not feeling well
>laying in bed
>turn over onto right side
>throw up within 3 seconds of turning over
>vomit 12 times including once out the nose
im feeling a lot better now
cant go to sleep and i have work in 4 hours..
>>168113649
gunned down in traffic...
chess is gay as fuck
perfect for you then LOL
hahahah oh wow fucking pwned
king piece up my butt - gay
queen up my butt - not gay
just depends what mood im in
*grabs your butt*
best gay for black
p -pawn h5!!!!
this is wizards chess :B
thats totally barbaric! >:|
it's soyu birthday btw
pd...
hxh is a timeless masterpiece
how old does something need to be for it to be considered timeless
>>168121359
uh duhh the clue is in the name it doesnt be invented yet
gook
>>168120776
watch this kid
Nxc4
*soyufaps*
>>168122024
*unsheathes my katana and stabs you with it*
Bxc7
heh looks like this is over kid
>>168122567
oh really?
Na3 check :)
>>168123319
fucking machine playing piece of shit
i bet that's the akari poster again
fuck off
>>168123798
proof it faggot dipshit imbecile also owned
:)
>8 hour thread
>32 replies
wow
:(
http://i.imgur.com/Oi99ziz.gif
omo...
>>168122560
how was it
>>168124858
its a sunday were all busy at church
destiny boosted his rating by playing rated games against mr mouton...
>>168125863
yeah you would know
ah... another day hungover...
just applied for a job im probs not gonna get
hehe
>>168128961
never say never!
good morning!
>>168129984
gook~
you guys are faggots
i have awoken
thread is much better without the reddit poster
quake
soyu
snow :o
https://www.reddit.com/r/TaraBabcock/comments/5iuv56/patreon_fan_service_videos_some_model_monday/
omo....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZphsDKnLTPI
What is my perfect crime? I break into Blizzard HQ at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's Kim Phan. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.
Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the CEO of Blizzard. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Kim Phan to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
>Me right now.
lost in the sauce..
first of all i woke up totally fricken sexually frustrated so i humped the frick out of my bed and almost bent my we*ner in half
then i went to get a big glass of water and got a fricken hair in my mouth!
now i get on the chan to see a fricken fagg*t thread!!!!!!!??????
i try to be a good christian but satan is strong
not posting again until we get a better op!!!!!
cringe
posting from work...no customer has come in so far :D
>>168134110
based
what r u gonna steal?
>>168134158
already drank 2 red bulls and a crunch bar
>>168134158
some fries... maybe some onion rings...
>>168134196
you dont drink crunch bars, mongoloid idiot, you eat them
people still have jobs in 2017 LUL
>>168134205
steal those jalapeno things that aren't onion rings for me ty
wtf i asked my mom to get me some vitamins and she got me childrens flintstones vitamins...
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kill her
then rape her
my nips are so sore%%%
my sis keeps giving me titty twisters$$$
>>168134581
vitamins are a scam
she knew
#aware
>>168134915
why do losers pay for stupid stuff like this. why not just torrent porn
oh shit new dragon ball!!
>>168135010
*virgin alarm activate*
*wee woo wee woo*
virgin detected!
>>168135160
im telling you. its a lot better than paying tokens for fake vibrations
>>168135229
kys idiot
>>168135229
post your p*nis
ill be able to tell by the color if youve ever been inside a girl
until then, shut up! AND I MEANT IT!
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously just took me like 40 wipes to clean up after having a #2... my back is sore and cramping up from doing it...
>>168135315
hahah look at this mr penis inspector
fucking homo lmao
>>168135921
did u bleed
>>168135921
use a bidet moron...
>>168135921
1. do you wipe sitting down or standing ?
2. do you wipe front to back, back to front, side to side, or use a dabbing technique?
>>168136053
god said bidets are for fags
how do people wipe sitting down...
do you know how you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
>>168137426
alligator lives in the swamp
>>168134110
same. based us. barnes and nobles crew 4 lyfe
one will you see you in a while
one will see you later...
>>168137640
how do book stores manage to stay afloat in 2017. people dont read books anymore
>>168137749
uhh. us intellectuals do...
are manga books
I buy books to put on my shelf to look smart
im watching the wire for the first time, do i skip season 2? i heard so much bad stuff about it
phone bitch
>>168056104
wrong board you infantile racist turd
only 4h20min left O_O time to steal another redbull
*adds sc2 on aim*
>aim
america online instant messanger?
>>168137947
are light novels considered books??
when im about to do something i like to say
"what would jesus do"
jesus would probably throw a bunch of rocks at tax collectors
>>168139498
god bless
>so tell me about yourself oppa
>>168140014
first of all im not gay
I have mental illness
>>168140495
who doesn't
Elimination Chamber WWE (Smackdown) 5h 51m
wrestling became gay after wwf
why does my vlc look like this now when what im watching is done playing instead of a blank screen...
gook
gook
>>168141018
you gof hacked
seulgi
just finished ffx
so sad t__t
about to watch interstellar... its almost 3 hours long...
>>168138006
no season 2 is really good but you need to give it a few episodes
i met a girl i like and now i feel bad when i watch porn
>>168143783
fighting...
>>168144550
where's the correlation?
>>168143736
>_<
O.o
imagine being down there..
is that... curry i smell....mmm...
>>168145118
is she bald?
LOL
just booted up quake, just poured a vodka drink, ready to do the do thing
idk why girls think shaved/buzzcut is sexy
i literally cant think of any girl it "works" with
if there are any girls that are reading this please dont do it...
kick the sandman in his sack
stay up late
insomniac!
>>168113301
1 year ago, i was you.
today, i am me.
>>168146083
are you still on the same job?
>>168146125
no. i get the weekends to myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_IbIMUbh-k
damn....
i dont give a fuck bruh
*goes all in*
tomorow is monday idiot
unshackle me snow, i'm ready to run
2h50m left...
gook
*cracks a cold one*
e______e
*buys panzer dragoon saga in "great" condition for $700*
odds i get some vod for tonight
evens water=\
0 vod and vape
>>168146549
so close >_<
wtf who turned the gravity up
>>168146549
just do your thing
just do my thing
*grabs butt*
>>168146756
*does it*
>>168146869
*cumsies*
>>168146913
more
I ran it up with the same niggas
Get that money and stay with the same niggas
I know that money can change niggas
They don't look at you like you the same nigga
this thing is getting outta control
just lost a rocket league game because the guy on my team was afk for one goal and then scored an own goal...
remember when heosu rubbed ghost pepper in her eyes lmfao dumb gooker
https://clips.twitch
.tv/exbc/HelplessDragonflyVaultBoy
*uses a lighter to navigate my dark room* theyll never know...
remember when we found out heosu gets beaten by her drunk husband lmfao dumb gooker
https://streamable.com/7p7o
hey so did that guy with the bat ever wake his neighbors up again last night
matthew mcconaughey is the dust
>>168147501
>>168102472
only once because i fell asleep..
>>168147601
based batman
where are you taking me today oppa
to HELL >:)
anyone else staying home on a sunday night...
>>168148928
4 the past 7 years
i really want to get drunk again tonight but itd be like 5 nights in a row...
just do it...or dont...
do you guys ever wonder what people are up to when you see them driving...like seeing hundreds of different cars on the road driving home and wondering what they're up to in life
>>168147225
lol what a dumb gook
gonna get a ps4 i think
>>168148254
to the bedroom
you're going to be a mother
>>168148928
yeah im gonna gook >:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=408aR-aDCrw
mad gay
a quick rundown...
>>168149616
i bought a ps3 and really regretted it
should have bought an xbox instead....
>>168149616
what games u gonna get....
im playing the last guardian its pretty nice but i freakin cant wait for nier
>>168148254
to the glue factory
>>168149771
rothschilds bowing.....
ps3 was a great system what is wrong with that looser
>>168149774
why
>>168149854
bloodborne and some jrpgs
the only game i liked on ps3 was catherine and you could get that on xbox...
i only have my ps3 around for persona 5....
it was really hard playing catherine with the xbox dpad....i had to sell it and buy it again on ps3
im just a fool~
tribute!? you steal mens souls and make them your slaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaMoFbvep3E
who wants to play some overwatch?
mouthbreating idiots probably
virtualgeisha hasnt posted anything in a week...hope shes ok
stay calm...
whats in the box?
https://www.twitch
.tv/war2combat
wc ii esports
>>168151267
https://mega.nz/#!vogQ3YLB!Z-5DIbf-B5j6H04BBrsUAoEGY6NKxL9mX6qZZ09y-7Y
virtualgeisha pussy pics...
>>168151690
trojan
silence was the first movie i ever walked out of and ive sat through some real stinkers
lol
is that good
>>168151794
why didnt you watch the dvd screener? it was okay, i never knew the japanese would be so mean. i thought they were a peaceful race
>>168151996
>i never knew the japanese would be so mean. i thought they were a peaceful race
lol
uhhh do you remember what they did to korea and in ww2?
i wasnt born yet..
>>168152253
that was a long time ago but there was no real proof that comfort women happened
http://imgur.com/a/NwrER
omo
>>168152670
*fucking kills you*
i read silence the book, it was good but very disturbing......
i never read the odyssey or the iliad
just took a really big shit rn
what kind of mousepad should i get? i need a big one
>>168152715
ugly face -_-
poor girl
you know it bothers her because its obvious shes had plastic surgery
and she tries to compensate by working out
>>168153284
get one with these protruding anime titties on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQt5ojvlxek
these are the kind of asmr videos that i watch
what do you guys think
>>168153328
that emote looks like a gook
>>168153284
mouse mats are nice i got one
just a plain ol black one from amazon
>>168153425
-_-
\ _ /
hmmm
perhaps its time for some pokemon
first game ive played in months and i won
based me
lol idiot
overwatch is for idiots
hey whatever happened to that diablotic game O.o
who's up for some diablo 1 or 2 online tonight
i have an unopened copy of starcraft+brood war.. i wonder how much its worth...
not me
just open it up n boot it on up lets play some bw
or some quake
oh..okay
dont open it you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!
the box is really dusty because its been on my shelf for like 7 years...
FPS: 30
wtf O_o
well dust that puppy off, pop that plastic off, get in that case, grab that game out the case n pop it on in the ol disc drive of your computer
dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meet us in bnet channel "gook"
fatal1ty
sigh
love me some gooks
>>168158341
big fan
my bitch is bad and boujee...
>>168158341
word
>>168158341
love them bigly!
makemodel gooks...
sua...
so ready to do my thing but i have to wait like 2 hours or else i'll look like an alocholic
*does thing early* heh
wgirls...
>>168159202
you have a problem...
>>168159586
worry about your own problems!!! *snorts a pill* i dont have a problem
>>168159671
cmon.. there's not many of us left. we can't afford to lose another one..
>>168159398
gross tits...
https://twitter.com/gatasan150328/status/830410236942966785
>>168149976
how loose is he?
idiot
>>168160189
as expected from a *w*hore
This general is such dogshit
o_<
>>168160208
absolute goddess!!!
lauren...
uhg
i have a confession to make
when people post gookshit on /a/ ive written some hateful things :(
forgive me jesus
>>168160661
amen
the father son and holy spirit
forgive me father for i have gook'd
hallowed be thy gook
gook me for i have gooked
seulgi
seulgi
dude...
5 years back I played thousands of ladder games, stayed up way too many nights to watch Code S and was super into SC2. My interest faded, I got more into girls, other hoobyes and I don't know, I just stopped playing.
Fast forward to last week where I watched an SC2 stream randomly because I couldn't sleep. I got nostalgia and found my old Logitech G1 mouse from Korea in the closet alongside my mechanical keyboard and set up my PC and played a couple of games.
Holy fuck how amazing has this game become?!
Different ladder per race
Sandbox modes
Automated tournaments
Games "start" quicker due to higher worker count
Defenders advantage is bigger
New units are balanced and fun to use
Community is still there
PiG's daylies (!)
Chat channels
FPS Optimization
GSL and Tastosis is still a thing
New website for builds
Snute makes me feel fuzzy on the inside
Clearly shown MMR and competetive ladder
Lots of YouTube content
Discord groups to chat about the game
New observer tools
Balanced maps
THE GAME JUST IS SO MUCH MORE FUN
The list goes on and on! I've fallen in love with this game again! Time to grind the ladder and to stay up to watch korean streams and learn build orders.
>>168161701
you either die a hero or live long enough to become fake news
>>168161715
fuck off david kim.
don't shill here
brb
>>168161701
they did though... what is wrong with politifact...
https://youtu.be/vSBBaM1GCyY
>>168162345
ahahaha
they panicked so hard they cut him off
https://youtu.be/0S1jcjbGBZU
oh no...
that sucks
>>168162345
what a guy
imagine if that guy actually became president
everyone would just walk all over him
its high noon...
>>168162889
oink
lipstick on a pig
this was a good night
>>168163113
>>168163062
+1
just more proof that soshits are poorfag losers
>>168163517
this is a fuckin awful night are you kidding me?
absolutely miserable
>>168162595
lmao
this is incredible
do you guys like twice
>>168164264
>cheap escorts, jshit and thai or whatever shit
no thanks
>>168164264
not even a little bit
>>168164264
>it's okay for us to fuck around but we're not allowed to date teehee now buy our album :DD
kys
>>168164264
yes actually i would impregnate all of them in the same session
>>168164546
stfu she wasnt talking about entering their tight little k-holes he was talking about their music + music videos
>>168150968
slatt
>>168164632
same thing to me desu
>desu
>>168164632
>she
>he
>>168164632
>tight
CEOs say hi
i thought it was our tranny poster so either work
https://youtu.be/NlXa2mMKDJY
bernie is a freaking @$$h*1e
>>168164215
i think i speak on behalf of all of us when i say that we want you to post more pig pictures
sunny is one of the greatest kpop idols of all time
le descartes
oinkers.....
im not a tranny
guys
i think nathanias might be stupid
>>168165497
you're just coming to this conclusion now?
>>168151794
wait isn't that the new scorsese film? i want to see it what's wrong with it? isn't it about some guys trying to bring christianity to heathen nips i thought you guys would be all about that
god bless
>>168165548
yeah...
>>168151794
joy said she was going to watch it a few days ago
>The Japanese Penal Code sets a minimal age of consent of 13 regardless of gender or sexual orientation.
o-fricken-mo
>>168161715
is this an original troll post or a troll post copied from reddit?
>>168165842
theres more to it than that
not going to bother checking it again, but im pretty sure its 16/18 in most places in the country
>>168165842
wrong
>>168165521
is that... kimchi i smell?
>>168165921
hmmm
>>168165796
who is joy?
Roselip-Fetish - 0837 - Luna-sama - Raw Ogress Facesitting ~The Glamor of Luna-sama~ (720p)(Uncensored)
>>168164264
momo tho...
>>168165582
pros:
>Shin'ya Tsukamoto
>Tadanobu Asano
>SABU
(it feels like Ichi the Killer reunion)
>Ryo Kase
>Nana Komatsu
>Liam Neeson
cons:
but it's directed by Martin Scorsese
starring Andrew Garfield
Garfield can't act or do an accent
>>168166107
post a sample
EBOD-482 Beauty Fighter Ample I Cup That Has Been Trained! (Censored) [ORC RAPE DUNGEON]
>>168166275
idk fuck that fat ugly gook whore!!!!!!!
>>168165052
based
>>168166230
why do garfields have to ruin everything
i'll be posting miqueena_sucker.webm in miqueena's stream and sending her strangely sexual messages if anyone needs me!
https://twitter.com/hashtag/DisabledAndCute?src=tren
lmao
yall guys just keep posting same pics from 2012 and talking about same stuff since 2012
how boring is that?
why dont you post about something new for a change? or post some new memes (oh wait we call em """"""""metas""""""""" here hehehehehehe :))
>>168167015
lol
>>168167086
holy crackers!
>>168167203
sorry i've been using all my creative ideas and monetizing them
>>168105000
sasha has nice nipples
>>168167901
wrong board you infantile degenerate turd
>>168168009
direct me where i need to go then
>>168167126
hmmm why
do girls like it when a penis touches their cervix?
I've heard conflicting answers...
>>168168859
you need to open it wide
2 John Cena (c) vs. AJ Styles vs. Dean Ambrose vs. The Miz vs. Baron Corbin vs. Bray Wyatt Elimination Chamber match for the WWE Championship
3 Nikki Bella vs. Natalya Singles match
4 American Alpha (Chad Gable and Jason Jordan) (c) vs. Heath Slater and Rhyno vs. Breezango (Fandango and Tyler Breeze) vs. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) vs. The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor) vs. The Vaudevillains (Aiden English and Simon Gotch) Tag team turmoil match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship
5 Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Naomi Singles match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
6 Becky Lynch vs. Mickie James Singles match
7 Apollo Crews and Kalisto vs. Dolph Ziggler 2-on-1 handicap match
8 Luke Harper vs. Randy Orton Singles match
are we ready for tonight?
>>168169337
what?
its some mandrama nerd
>>168170051
its wrestling
we like wrestling here
i like the rock thats about it
>>168170545
fake news
>>168170602
replace the r with a c lol
just got home from work...
i dont like cock dont listen to that idiot
scotty 2 hotty
the under taker
the rock
stone cold steve austin
*lights go out*
oh godddd what is this??? cant believe the power went out during triple H's speech!!!!
(silence)
IF YA SMELLLLLL
WHAT THE ROCK
*runs out in adidas track outfit* IS COOKIN
*triple H scampers out of the ring*
brown haired homley chubby wgirls that are into good food, anime, manga, and gaming with puffy plips that just want to cuddle with you...
>>168171332
*vomits*
>>168171504
whatever faggot keep dreaming about tranny dick and stinky shrimp pussy
atleast wgirls are actually female and shower
tiny jgirls that are into eating healthy, meditating, going to church, anime, quake, vodka, and old movies with tiny little boobers that just want to cuddle with you....
What do I do, my neighbor moved in next door and they dont have curtains on their window. they have some bright ass lights that leaks into my room
O___________O
....
.
WAIT
WAIT
HERE WE GO
...
HE'S FEELING IT
WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE IT
SCOTTY 2 HOTTY DO THE WORM
..
OHH
OHHH
..
1..
2..
3..
4..
~~~~
OOH
OHH
OHHH
..
SMASH
9 minutes until elimination chamber
http://taima.tv/r/wooo
get in here
i gotta go to the grocery store, i'll check the *farts loudly* highlights later
>>168171947
why do you watch this when UFC exists?
>>168171947
the word "chamber" is in the gsl font...
>>168172037
my mom just went to the grocery store.. shes getting me 2lbs of onion rings
this is so intense!
-_-
\_/
>>168172245
why would you watch ufc or whatever he linked when staring at a wall would be more entertaining
my bathroom is the elimination chamber
dicks out for hamrambe
steampunk lol
soyu butt~
>>168171736
anyone
>>168173281
are u packing heat
FUCKING GOOOK HAHAHAHHAHAHA
are you guys imagining these two girls fighting over you?
http://cod.majorleaguegaming.com/
grand finals,. game 5. this is hype
>flying firearm
>counted out
>>168173548
fake news
this is p gay tbqh
>tbqh
>>168173929
me bottom left
>>168173281
use your curtains or tell them off
lauren....
>>168175761
oh my are you a qt wgirl... :3
>>168176609
>wgirl
>qt
not unless they have a sissy clit
wtf is a sissy clit
a little weener
its a little weener that hangs between your legs when you get fucked by a real man
>tfw 5'7
i'm 24 years old but i feel like im 12
just refilled my vodka drink, just topped off my vape. ready to do my thing
doing the thing that he does...
he does the thing, and he does it well
what are the /scv/ oscar predictions
>>168178940
start taking hormones and accept your life as a girl. you won't regret it
girly 12 year old boys in skirts and thigh high striped socks...
freak
thats sick
>>168178940
it's ok destiny you're an intellectual so people will respect you regardless
>tfw poor posture so everyone myself included thinks im a looser
>looser
gunna need a bat man update in a bit
just had the biggest, filthiest thing ive ever seen exit my body
i dont know how fags do it
im not gay
ive never beat doom
>>168180414
and this cute gook is???????
:)
gook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yohb3uhnmrs&list=PLE9667CC95C1A1ED7
first of all
and last but not least,
https://youtu.be/-vUcTzb0Wyw
like i always say
Ok I'm 12 years old I was born in 2001, I LOVE quake 4! It has a interesting story and has some interesting storyline and gameplay! I got into quake because my dad would play it, when I was younger I would watch my dad play it all the time! I actually bought it on Xbox one time but it was used and it didn't work! So I bought another copy and the same thing happened! So I bought it on the Mac App Store so it will be with me forever! It is in my computer now along with every steam game made by valve! But, long live quake! No one understands how awesome this game is! They focus on graphics and realism! and ask me how realistic halo or spongebob is?
fuck trump and fuck white people
[User was gifted Reddit Gold for this post]
edit: wow thanks for the support kind stranger :D
i wanna play the xbox 2001 halo's....
maybe i should scoop up an xbox 2001 and panzer dragoon orta and the halo's and jet set radio future and shenmue 2
>playing starcraft 2 for the first time
>1v1 ai
>decide to try zerg
>2 losses and a win
>game decides I only get to play very easy bots
>highest apm after about 8 games is 27
holy shit, another genre I suck at
we're not very good either...
>>168182096
inject larva every 23 seconds
build overlords and dont get supply capped
scout
thats what people told me while back
dont know if it still works t.bh f.am
>t.bh f.am
inject
>>168182083
pick one up and mod it dude its so easy
http://taima.tv/r/wooo
THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER IS STARTING
MAIN EVENT
GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!!!
well i guess i'll watch. who is our guy?
aj styles is our guy. used to wrestle in japan
>>168183884
trojan
>>168184059
we root for the gook
whats the chamber rules. i like this wyatt guy seems pretty chill
every 5 minutes one pod opens
here comes our guy
aj doesnt look like a gook...
oh screw you guys i'm cheering for the meme
im rooting for john cena
that stream is a bit shit..
>cheering for something where the outcome has already been decided
lol its like the potus election again
>>168185154
word. this is better than sc2 though
>>168185738
so whos going to win then?
>>168185916
>so whos going to win then?
his name is john cena lmao. sorry not him
THE SOLITARY CANIS LUPUS
gonna roll up the rim to win!!!
wish me luck
what a sucker
>haven't played since wol
>platinum
>finally pick up lotv
>jump into ranked
>lose all of my placements
>bronze 2
what is this feeling
it's probably the same soul crushing feeling as the first time you gave anime a chance
>>168186438
press the button
>>168186438
idc
>>168186438
gotta practice motherfucker
>>168186438
you need to make the new op units
for terran that's the liberator and the cyclone
for protoss and zerg it's um... wait a minute
come aj eliminate john cena
>>168186832
doo do do dooooo NOT TODAY
2!!!
remember when people said t b h f a m
remember when 4chan filtered it
remember when nobody says it anymore
we started t b h
i'm more of a tbqphwy type of guy
tbhrnfam
>mfw have no fucking idea what famalam senpai means
aw..
>>168187076
we brought it back at best
t b h as a form of ironic sarcasm is very old, early 2000's at least
hmmm.. 1 hour until the store closes...
should i get drunk tonight?
>>168187186
tinny~~
cena eliminated. new champion guaranteed
gunna have to drink a lot to forget about cena losing this match..
*cena eliminated*
*closes stream*
lol
wyatt wins lmao
>>168187186
phampai....
>>168184365
wow... you picked it...
>>168187260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IQUrR2qkj4
what i just saidd
yuppp
the hoes are laughin
twerks*
>>168187371
if you think about though, his goal was to pretend-fight some other guys and then be eliminated from the fairy-tale tournament in order to secure a significant pay check so really he didn't lose at all
>>168187578
remember when i showed you all those razors i stole from walmart that one night on skype?
>>168187608
i mean, he lost one of those nice belts... it looked good on him..
>>168187665
vaguely
then you went russian hacker on me and im like 0_o wtf i just wanted to talk
how bout dat
im about to shit for the 4th time today whats going on here...
>>168187936
A GOD
now what
>>168187553
maybe i should gamble on wrestlemania...
the hoes are laughin'
>>168187936
tfw you develop new strategies so that way you have to wipe as little as possible and its highly effective
maximize efficiency shits
yup no shit on the paper thats the ticket. thats the way i like it
t. tinny foiler the guy who lays down foil during marriages who packs food into storage containers
>>168188352
teach me your secrets
its weird now when i have to take a shit i get really bad nausea and feel like puking until i actually poop....
>>168188620
wh-what i just said....
what i just said...
how bout dat.
how bout dah
weighed myself before and after having a pee and its like 1lb of water gone...
YESSSSSS! Basetrade hype! Love the work you do for sc2 and the community and I can't wait for this! Rifkin is a rad casting vampire and Zombiegrub is a terran-reppin' hottie :D Love the casts and love their archon mode. They have fun and they play the best race. Spam the interwebs ppl!!! Respek knuckles!
>>168189139
imagine being the kind of creature that makes posts like this
what kind of life do they live?
fuck all ive got is $20 bills.. i hate going to the store 5 minutes before they close and getting $14 in change because the stupid arab there always complains
>>168189112
did you lost some weight...
>>168189416
i used to be 170lbs 3 years ago and now im 230.
3 years of daily beer drinking....
>>168189282
>>168189416
>tell him to cash you outside
TINNY'S DONE IT AGAIN A LITERAL GOD
ok well i went intomy moms purse and took out a ten and two 5s and put a $20 bill back in her purse.
should i say anything to her about it? or no harm no foul... going through someones purse might be kinda bad...
really need to get me a girl that would drink my piss so i dont have to get out of bed at night
like "hey.. babe wake up.. i gotta pee. yeah shh open your mouth.. good girl.. ... ..... okay now swallow. alright night babe"
okay lol she'd actually just be chained up and id probs rape her everyday
>>168189814
im not that fat.. i have a gut but i used to work out a lot
https://twitter.com/avilosc2/status/830899632163143682
https://twitter.com/avilosc2/status/830899772819173376
YES ADELE
FUCK THAT NIGGER BEYONCE
mfw i posted this for guaranteed replies
>>>/pol/112388171
>>168189245
either very sad or very autistic lives
my boy testie is playing brood war again
https://gfycat.com/ImpartialAgileCrustacean
this is way better than wrestle mania
got back from the store.. they had half the lights off already... so im happy i went in with exactly $7 so the guy was friendly this time and he told me to have a nice night and not lose my wallet in a joking way because a week ago i lost my wallet in the parking lot...
anyone want to kill me and make it look like an accident
>>168192158
that's embarrassing...
>>168192268
what is
>>168192363
loosing your empty wallet...
https://chaturbate
.com/kate_campbell/
shes licking her bh...
its the big boy you know what i paid for it
damn....
Swipe left or right? What's appropriate to do when you run across the the dating profile of the girl you've been dating for 6 months?
>>168192791
Right.
>>168192993
seriously? can you explain the reasoning? I'm so confused
*showers with my underwear on*
>>168193412
yes - game theory. If she swipes left she never knows what you did = no downside.
*cracks open 3rd beer*
*boots up rocket league*
gonna crack a couple myself in a bit haha
>>168193521
was gonna play For Honor tonight for once, but the beta ended at like 5pm
wtf
twitch figured out how to get around adblock this sucks
>>168193845
really? are you using ublock oriigin?
>>168193749
could play some rocket league...
*quickly installs ublock origin*
i am yes
>>168194510
do you still get ads?
>>168194510
do you still get ads?
gook
gook
whoosh
gook
gewk
whoosh
>mfw wtf bbq
yeri
hateful eight and the revenant were both really boring!
my butt is really stinky!
poopr
>>168198567
go wash it!!! idiot!!!
wow so happy the reddit guy isnt here.. love these one word posts with no content!!!!!!!!!!
I dunno how your gonna have to help~
>>168198643
wortd i hate that reddit guy
i can never sleep on sunday nights e_e
ahem
i said
i can never sleep
on sunday nights!!!
E_E
(sing me a lullaby)
>>168187578
this is my new ladder jam
straight repeat life
gook-a-bye baby~
>>168199389
stfu
>>168199454
*yawns* night mommy
z_z
so happy adele beat that nigger beyonchimp
another night...
>>168199565
puss
in the name of the mommy and the daughter and the holy gook
amen
what the fuck kind of bastard says exscape instead of escape?
gonna exscape this thread for a little while
You guys have to check out this korean movie called Hand Maiden. Let me tell you why, it's because Korean girls act so conservative and innocent in front of you so when I saw these two gorgeous Korean actresses in a full on sex seen I felt so shocked, turned on and extremely hot! They did everything! Wow! I have a gorgeous Korea girlfriend and hopefully after she sees this movie it'll convince her to have a threesome with me and another Korean girl. Even if she just wants to have sex with another Korean girl I wouldn't mind, but I'd love to watch them..
omg this dumb woman was bicycling on the wrong side of the street wearing all black at 4 am and the snowbanks were too high to see her
if i was 2 seconds slower or she was 2 seconds faster i would have probably killed her
and who the H cycles in the winter when the roads are completely covered in snow???
if you have snow tires for your bike it isnt really a big deal to bike in the winter
>>168206442
would you bike on the wrong side of the road when there are snowbanks that completely block your bike from view at 4 am wearing all black
>>168206502
maybe i just wanna die
maybe i'm just so cool i wanna die
>>168206403
ppl do that all the time now
cycling is 'in'
gramps
anyone who rides a bike on a road for cars should be shot in the head and thrown in a ditch
kys yourself driving license having normie
anyone else get depress as fuck when monday hits....like you have to go back to school or work depending on what your situation is
>>168209576
nony...
i wish i hit that lady
just kidding idiots/morons/dummies
why arent you guys watching Eve?
>>168210630
link?
>>168210630
link?
link?
>>168210965
>>168211203
>>168211251
slayerseve_tv
>>168211268
she got ugly
she cusses alot... really turns me off...
imagine having a gf with a cute little benis
eve got so much plastic she can't even speak properly now
>>168211791
link?
>>168212341
https://www.twitch.tv/slayerseve_tv
i think this guy likes eve...
wow marc is still friends with eve
fuck my ass
>ogn is getting back into bw
why did we lose so hard
shh
>>168186782
adept
dawho
why dont you guys ever post the good kpop stars like the beautiful and talented women from stellar
>the good kpop stars
>shitllar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ea9n-vRytQ
reminder
page 10???
seulgi
catch me if you can
snowing again.... gonna have to shovel again.... x_x
umaru...
ngf...
>>168222753
nigger?
>>168222996
idiot...bestiality is wrong...
>>168223089
believe your justice
>>168222003
fighting~
told my mom to go fuck herself
no tendies for me tonight :z
>>168225640
based
:/
sick reddit memes you got there
aww he told me i was reddit.. \:
/:
redditard got pwned
'~'
ryzen...
*thinks*
hmmm...
that feel when you lose your queen and come back
imagine breaking sickziis new monitor and he has to kill you x____x
that is not nice
shitzii...
>>168222003
lucky...
>>168231407
uggo
I made a thread on /r/. thought I might as well ask you faggots as well.
Looking for the web page of a Korean cam whore, information on her, and/or other videos of her I haven't seen that (after hours of google searching)
The most frequent name is Bagel Soo. Can also go by Bagel Suu, Bagel Xu, and the Hangul name is 베이글쑤
Now I understand there are many many hours of material of her camming already uploaded for some time now. For example:
http://pornharmony.com/search/bagel-soo
But I need more.
She's a camwhore, there must be more. There must be live streams. Some gook version of myfreecams or something where she streams. I've tried looking but I've come up empty. Just the same re-uploads of all the videos I've already seen.
Oh my fucking god, this young little gooklet makes my dick absolute diamonds.
phone
elroy
>>168231603
good taste but no most of her stuff is behind paywall AND real gook ids (they require your real name and passport for porn there) so no one is fucking sharing it
>>168231791
oh well. thanks for the information. saved me a lot of time I might have wasted
>>168231603
>>>
looks like a girl i shared a house with two years ago
thenagain all k's look the same
>>168232052
did you ever find something rare or is it mostly what is available on different porn sites? any kpussy at all?
>>168229060
whats your puzzle rating...
https://twitter.com/itstokk2/status/830226003846905856
>>168232234
No. And honestly I literally tried for a good hour or two searching for stuff I hadn't seen before, slowly stroking my limp dick with my index finger and thumb, gawping at the screen in an amphetamine haze.
I couldn't find shit.
I need more of this gook. I don't even like asian girls. But there's something about this one that I just found ridiculously hot. The cute face and short haircut. The perfect body(other than a somewhat lacking but sufficient ass, fantastic by gook standards though). The playful yet coy act she puts on in her videos. The fact that it's all just softcore makes it even hotter.
I like to imagine she's a young, innocent teenager, who aspires to be like her K-pop slut idols who dance on stage in skimpy outfits.
One day she decides to make a dance video and upload it on the internet to see if she has what it takes to be a pop superstar. (see link below, as she dances to that fucking gee gee gee song)
https://www.xvideos.com/video15064289/korean_webcam_girl_korean
Then she realises that she's getting so many views because men aren't interested in her dance routine, but they're all masturbating to her. And instead of being upset, offended, or embarrassed, she dives in and goes full attention seeker whore mode, reveling in the lust men have for her just when she's discovering her sexuality, And from then on when her parents aren't home and her brothers in the next room gooking it up in a League of Legends game, she turns her cam on and whores herself out (see video below)
https://www.xvideos.com/video24806747/bagel_soo4
>>168232965
whats a pizza rating...
more like bagel poo
>>168231603
>>168235376
HOLY FRICKEN SHRIMP PUSSY!!!!
LOOK AT THEM MILK JUGS!!!!!
@__________________________@
*RUNS OFF TO TELL JANNY*
should i watch the first john wick?
>>168235376
nice
>>168236817
yea
>>168236817
yes
whats it about...
>>168237385
a puppy
i like watching kgirls poop...
I hate waking up and wasting time until its time to sleep again
>>168237683
based
sickzii please be my valentine >___<
fuck off weeb
im hungry
>>168238071
oh my :3
how come japanese cant end words with a solid consonant?
anyone want to do this with me...
https://vimeo
.com/16731697
i'm gonna buy a chocolate for everyone in this thread tomorrow.
>>168238969
>////<
hello from the otherside...
keanu is kind of a god, maybe i should watch john wick also.... hmmm....
maybe you... zuck my dick
you know that sound frogs make when theyre like CROAK CROAK CROAK
WELL LET A FROG CROAK INTO YOUR MOUTH ONCE WHILE ITS OPEN AND THATS WHAT A KPUSSY/JPUSSY TASTES/SMELLS LIKE LOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>168238863
whoa
not getting drunk tonight...
why would anyone let a frog croak into their mouth
let the numbers decide
odds vod tonight
evens water =\
0 $50 in scratch cards
already drunk idiot
couldnt even imagine drinking like i used to... going through two 1.75L bottles of vodka in 5 days...
>>168239796
seriously? dude, he's not literally talking about frogs and croaking... stop acting like such a virgin...
>>168240081
you mean 3 days?
how do we get ugly alcoholic hbt to kill himself?
>>168240494
just make it look like an accident
gunna pick up some brewskies for tonight
send him mirrors??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYLsWxE502Q
lol
>>168240653
rofl
>>168240684
>lol
haha nigger "culture" is so hilarious
too bad hitler lost desu
wow.... canada beat us at handshakes...
>>168241195
looked like two spics to me
>>168241324
w/e same thing
reminder we're watching the westminster dog show in 5 hours
reminder im gettin DRUNK
we're already drunk
i hope the bat man shows up at the dog show and hits the fence to make them all bark
>>168241502
the fuck is that
hmmm.. gook?
gook!!!
has chubby grubbers pussy become shrimpered or is it still westernized?
i hate how my hangovers are just really bad anxiety now...
ayul killed a crab :(
https://chaturbate
.com/facelessfuckers/
omo
bitch...
>>168242472
she prob feels comfortable eating seafood because people wont be like *sniff sniff* "i smell fish but i dont see any" talking about her p*ssy because theyre all eating seafood
>>168242519
livinpink...
The Weeknd & Eminem - Starboy (Remix)
about to take a showbath
its where i lay down in the bathtub but have the shower raining on me
you call it a showbath? i call it the asuka
>>168243342
THIS
CHANGES
EVERYTHING
ive been up for 6 hours and already shit 3 times today
my asshole is bleeding...
>>168243536
does asuka do it in that show I never watched?
uhhh...sickzii.... that miku hotline retweet gave me ab oner....
should we make fun of the fact that unfragment is sickzii's favorite vocaloid song?
*snickers* what a casual
yikes what a bad post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2oK_umJRs4
who wouldn't? what's this balding fat fucks problem with fucking teens?
>>168245168
hes just mad jelly
>>168244879
its not my fave song wtf
>>168245168
click b8
list of our guys:
keanu reeves
edward norton
kevin spacey
>>168246059
nice
*takes and adderall*
*chugs a coffee*
*cracks open a redbull*
now maybe I can be productive...
>>168246139
-1 fucking sameshit
kurt russell too
the undertaker
bray wyatt
>>168247547
our guy
i kind of smell like cum but i cba to shower
>>168248208
showbath
>>168232965
whats that
>>168238612
its not kawaii
wow i was freaking out just now.. i thought something was going on with my hearing but it was just muffled because i put towels over my windows and my ear was right next to the towel so it made everything quiet...
what a faggot
lucky guy
last time i had a problem with my hearing the doctor used this vacuum cleaner thingy to extract a mountain of ear wax
watching viva la bam right now...
just got home from school
so i have this thing i do where il replace a word in a saying with gook. so i was singing along to futures "blow a bag" where the lyrics go "i blow a bag a day" so i was just walking into the kitchen singing "i kill a gook a day" and didnt know my mom was in the kitchen and she heard me say that a few times...
>>168250968
wow how embarassing
i'd kill myself if i were you
>>168250968
are you american tho
pretty sure youre allowed to do that since based god trump is president now
>>168250968
least she knows you dont have yellow fever
tomorrow is valentines day...
>>168250775
what did you learn at school today
>>168252679
nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not him but i just got back from school too)
>>168251167
what are you going to do?
There are psychological studies, marketing teams and college diplomas that focus purely on user input, design and aesthetics of a website.
By stating that it's 'literally a website' with a tone that insinuates a website is 'no big deal' would be a massive oversight.
Even moreso if it's a web environment that is hoping people pay to use. But not just pay to use, but to pay it to use it over and above using a very popular free platform right next door.
Web design, "UX/UI" and functional aesthetics are a critical part of the web development lifecycle that I don't think you have an appreciation for.
Let's imagine this another way: I bet your favorite car is the Pontiac Aztek. It technically is a car, and it moves forwards and (usually) stops when you hit the breaks. However it's ugly as crap, drives like a pile of legos and has slow performance. But you don't care, because it's just a car. It moves forward and gets you to your shift at Chili's.
What the rest of the thread is arguing is that, someone manufactured and is giving away FOR FREE a bunch of THESE!!! - it does what your Aztek does, but looks significantly better, cleaner, is faster in performance and superior in every which way.
Having your target audience outwardly call your product ugly is a red flag that is seemingly all over the place right now and it's a legitimate concern for chess.com and a legitimate observation by those who are making it.
Peace.
woke up at 4. fuck me
getting a job in web ui design is super easy you don't need any experience of qualifications at all (if you are a minority woman)
>>168253057
at least you didnt skip class so its better than nothing!
im trans-malay
that means im a malaysian soul trapped in a white body
historically we're the most oppressed group of people on planet earth
sojin...
>>168253771
what if im a whiteatheistheterosexual young male who watches anime
https://streamable.com/2pydz
lol
i aint gay!!!
ya right
i wouldnt mind being a failure so much if everyone else was dead
>>168254993
was that on purpose? i think he was trying to knock the ball...not the dude balls but the actual basketball
someone tell me what are these things on sleeves called and its not cuffs
i know theres a word for it goddamn it
who cares nerd
>>168255937
wrist scruffies
>>168255937
cuffs
i bought a new shirt but the wrist scruffies were too slim :/
>>168256060
maybe you need a lost of weight
gotta shave my moustache food keeps getting stuck in there -_-
me on the left
>>168254993
>https://streamable.com/2pydz
i watched it 3 times until I figured out it was about the dick grabbing and not the chimp running with the ball instead of dribbling it
>>168256738
lol
what kind of cologne should i buy im sick of my scents
whats your go-to when you dress up to go some place fancy like barnes and noble?
i have : burberry, dolce, acqua di gio and vera wang
>>168257020
eau de gook
>>168257152
lol
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
I can't believe some nerd on the bus had the audacity to say to me 'he-hey nice CPs dude, where did you cope them?" I was like 'um...bro there from uniqlo.. Im head to toe in target, my outfit cost $24.99' He then got all defensive sayin some shit like... mine worth thousands..... dollars..... quality.... fit..... " I dont know you can try to fill in the blanks but safe to say some nice girls used his weirdness as an icebreaker to talk to me after he got off
'what did that freak want.'
>>168257313
phone
new thread seulgi
NEET lifehack #36: go to bed in the clothes you wore all day so you can get up in the afternoon without the hassle of dressing yourself
remember when MMA destroyed his own command center?
maybe...
if someone doesnt make a new thread soon...
>>168258083
we're going down with this ship, its over :/
:\
here lies /scv/: he rarely bathed
>>168257594
i miss being a neet. why did my parents have to die?
>>168256738
i really hope the uk doesn't crack down on the law..
they made loli illegal like a year ago
>>168258326
oh fuck that reminds me i still stink of cum
>>168258479
awful
>>168258578
you could have made a thread but didnt
its your fault
February is kinda the worst month of the year. Literally nothing to look forward to..Can it be March yet?
not letting the thread end with a phone