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Bulbous Cat Edition

Newest video: https://youtu.be/NNG_szaXNNU

Previously newest video: https://youtu.be/Inh3V2CfdaE

MEG's updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmd9eUpSE5g

CES 2016 Footage: https://youtu.be/JRStRzbBD_g

E3 2015 trailer: https://youtu.be/uG8V9dRqSsw

E3 2014 trailer: https://youtu.be/C4HbiCKBhFU

Bioware propaganda: http://blog.bioware.com/2015/06/15/introducing-mass-effect-andromeda/

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
http://letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

Previous thread: >>167916469
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Liara best waifu.
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>>168054019
kitty cats
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Thread hereby unclaimable by Talifags
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>>168054272
they look like that one Tali concept art
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>>168054272
They look like weird deformed monkeys, a little bit like salarians too.
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Why would you ever use human squadmates?
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>already the fourth game in the series
>still can't play as a female turian
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>>168054535
Why not, I always swap my party members
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>>168054535
maybe you need an idealist to do ideal things
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>>168054535

Because humans are superior.
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how/why did any Krogan get sent to Andromeda

they're a bunch of fractious barbarian retards that the Council authorized the genocide of so what the fuck are they doing being sent to a new galaxy
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>>168054535
>not going around with best human James Vega
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That new cabin is fucking atrocious.
>small explorer ship
>spacious lavish quarters
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>>168054561

Andromeda is stupid, they should've made a game about being a bunch of scum, ex-gangsters, and bounty hunters fucking around the galaxy in the time period between ME1 and ME2, where you can play an alien.
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>>168054674
Nexus itself has mixed crew. Krogan have no proper ark.
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>>168054738
It's called nepotism, bitch
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>once again Bioware has made the most attractive humans in the game your sibling and/or parents
what did they mean by this
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>>168054738
The video showing the tempest was hilarious. Inside the thing looks like a fucking huge bat cave but from the outside the thing is tiny.
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>>168054829
>>168054738
I hope one of the squadmates comments on that rather than just finding it normal.

>>168054917
In the video where they drop off the rover it's pretty clear how enormous it is though.
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>>168054847
What did they mean by this?
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Who wants to be pissed off?

From Matt Rhodes, Lead Concept Artist at Bioware

>The debate about whether or not to reveal Tali’s face was another one that lasted a long time. Versions of her were being worked on fairly often. These were three that I thought worked in their own way. Personally, I thought it would be the perfect opportunity to push players to the edge. Tali was like a pen pal, or a friend you’ve only ever known online. Depending on how attached to her a player was, how well could they handle her appearance challenging their expectations? If she looked a little too alien, just a little too repellant, would they still feel the same way about her? Or did her personality and your history together trump appearances? It’s an interesting area to explore and I hope we can find other ways to ask that question.

Also referring to the one on the far left

>To me, this has always been (and always will be) Tali. This was drawn during ME1 when she was first being designed, and when her appearance under the mask wasn’t a big deal yet.


There is more official concept art here:

http://mattrhodesart.blogspot.com/2013/07/concept-art-behind-scenes.html
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>>168055069
it'd be stupid and would only serve to make the player feel bad if she's ugly

i agree with their choice to make her pretty by human standards
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>>168055069
I like the first one best too, Matt. Hopefully when the quarians arrive in Andromeda they look like this.
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>>168055209
>it would only serve to make the player feel bad if the alien girls looked like aliens
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>>168054435
>plot twist: quarians are actually descendants of ancient andromedans
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>>168055370
>yeah the really hot girl with a 10/10 ass and wide hips who has this really cute accent and acts like a nerdy awkward dork mm yea boi
>OOH BUT SHE WAS UGLY ALL ALONG DO YOU STAND BY YOUR FEELINGS AND ACCEPT HER LOOKING LIKE PREDATOR OR ARE YOU A BAD BAD BAD PERSON AND REJECT HER? AWFUL AWFUL MMM
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>>168055058
don't remind me
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>>168055209
>t. talicancer who cant handle that his waifu is ugly af
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>>168055629
to be desu with you family i prefer female turians
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>>168055720

If Vetra isn't a lesbian than no buy
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>>168055629
First concept art panel isn't even ugly. Just alyem.
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>>168055720
this makes you even more cancerous
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>>168055795
Never played a ME game as a girl since I'm not a homo and don't want to fuck Garrus

if she's a lesbian then I sure am playing as one
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Watch the leg.
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>>168056417
Does she have the same smile on during coitus?
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>>168056417

Why did they decide to turn the humans into cartoons?
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>>168055565
It's almost like she's an alien. I like that everything isn't "alien enough" but the moment the alien waifu is in danger of being not pretty enough, gamers cry about it.
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>>168056905
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>>168056209
you can romance Liara and watch them make sweet boob to boob love
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>Sara is 5'4
>Scott is 5'8

Tiny twins
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>>168057116
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>>168056417
>leg twitch
So ... early onset of Parkinson's?

>>168056495
Sarah looks terrible. So I'm going to drown my sorrow by fapping to Jayde Rosi
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>>168057292
>there is something going on, larger than the game itself
squeakquels confirmed
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>>168057235
>tfw over 6'

>tfw you are forced to play as a manlet
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>>168057292
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>>168057481
>Let's hope he's not this game's Kaidan

What does this mean
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>>168057472

Well, it is a role playing game.
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>>168057292
>additional tiny pointed wings
>so quirky we won't look up the word 'canard'

Games journalists really are the dopiest motherfuckers alive. Just PR drones working for less.
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>>168057092
it's almost as if anyone would've picked liara if she was a tusked monster

oh wait no one would have
oh wait no one would pick any romance character that is clearly ugly
oh wait that's the reason why there are no salarian/krogan romance options in ME1, 2 or 3

retarded fuck
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>>168057481
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>>168057481
>the kett are the only new species revealed so far

FACT CHECK
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>>168057235
>Scott is 5'8

Where does it say this?
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Hope there's an option to kill or ignore the nigger in your crew.
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>>168057659
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>>168057652
I hope you never whine about alien designs in Mass Effect being not alien enough. Ever.
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>>168057652
People like you make me sick
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>>168057652

>implying you wouldn't romance wrex
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>>168057481
>Liam: chipper and supportive POC yes man
>Cora: order-driven and militaristic human, vaguely dyke
what the fuck, they didn't even change it up in the slightest
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>>168057771
I think it's in the text in the briefing about them
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>>168058016
Link?
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>>168057784

It's bioware. He's probably a mandatory romance.
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>>168057652

Is this bait? BioDrones will literally riot if Vetra and Jaal aren't romance options. Probably Kallo Jath the salarian too.
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>>168057292
>there is something going on, larger than the game itself
thats a fancy way of saying they started a story but dont have a single clue how it could end, just like the OT.
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>>168057930
>>168057875
would you fuck/persue a romantic relationship with a female dog if she was able to talk and think like a rational being?

no you wouldn't because it does not look human enough and does not check with the irrational, non-logical human standard of beauty we all have which tells us "fuck humans and not things that are no human", which is partially

same as why you wouldn't fuck a xenomorph or predator

>>168058157
both Vetra and Jaal do indeed look human enough
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>>168057771
I don't know that it does. His character kit makes it clear his model is awful though.
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>>168058221
>would you fuck/persue a romantic relationship with a female dog if she was able to talk and think like a rational being?
I would
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>>168058107
http://www.masseffect.com

>>168058221
buddy, read a room.
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>>168058221
forgot a bit
>"fuck humans and not things that are no human", which is partially
easy to ignore since we are rational beings, but when things stop looking humanoid it just can't be ignored

>>168058287
no

>>168058309
what?
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>>168058157
Jaal is a romance option. Aaron confirmed it on twitter like a dip when everyone was gushing over wanting to fuck the ayylien
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>>168057292
>"a good one" according to Bioware's Mac Walters

>its a good story goy, believe me I know what I am doing
>the AI splinters right after arrival
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>>168058221
How can you think Turians and Angorans are human enough to be fuckable but not that Tali design. What the fuck
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>>168058376
>no
I would though
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>>168057993
I look forward to romancing the military girl again.
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>>168058376
Please understand that there are people on this planet that would fuck the snout of a vogon if they could.
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>>168058465
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>>168058542
Whats kinda bad is that not a paragraph later they talk about cutting a character that was "too similar to the original characters in the trilogy"
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>>168058481
because the tali design literally has no facial features except two eyes, two holes that seem to be nostrils and a tiny mouth
no muscles, nothing, she's just a thing

she looks like a fucking stickman

>>168058623
not even nearly enough to make it acceptable
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>>168057292
>every planet needs to be special
what the fuck, it would be better if most planets where unintresting and you actually have to look for the one that has something intresting on him
is this no mans sky?

>>168057481
>over a dozen hubs
really makes me feel like I discover and explore something, great design choice BW
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>>168058757
>Literally every Asari and human female uses the same body

The character designs in ME have always required lots of imagination.
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>>168058542
Same
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>>168058924
>what the fuck, it would be better if most planets where unintresting and you actually have to look for the one that has something intresting on him

No it wouldn't, but that's the just the kind of half-baked "opinion" I'd expect from a guy who wouldn't fuck a krogan.
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Any non-humanoids confirmed so far? Or at least really weird humanoids?
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>>168058924
>you have to actually look for one that has something interesting on him
this sounds awful desu family. Maybe you're looking for elite dangerous and not mass effect.
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Some notes from the Playstation podcast from Aaryn Flynn (found from 16 to 30 min mark)

>MEA embraces combat of ME2 and 3 but with some improvements. They wanted to bring back something they lost from ME1 (choice of approach, more open spaces)

>Switching profiles has a story tie-in as to how that happens. It’s your father actually, Alec Ryder, who helps you in the early part of the game. He shows you this thing he’s worked on to do that. (SAM integration to pathfinder team?)

>Tactical choices all through the game. Using your squadmates as well is still an important staple to the game. Giving them things to do and having them play a certain way. Whether you want them to be in the background just providing cover fire for you or whether you want them to take more of a front and centre approach charging out there and doing things.

>There are casual and narrative difficulty settings.

>Cover can be destroyed. There are more physics based powers: you can pick up people and throw them at other people. You can freeze people, you can shatter them. It’s the most dynamic combat system we’ve ever had in a Bioware game.

>The infiltrator profile does give you the cloak. Aaryn’s personal favorite is to play a sniper.

>Aaryn is a fan of scanning in ME games. It was taken away in ME3 and now they’ve brought it back again.

>There are dimensions to resource management. In addition to finding resources to upgrade weapons and armor, the pathfinder must choose how you colonize. You could choose to make a planet a Science planet or put down a military outpost and you get different benefits or consequences from each choice for the overall Andromeda Initiative.
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>>168059354
>you can pick up people and throw them at other people.
Fun
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>>168057481
>lets hope hes not this games kaidan
>vetra first turian squadmate
lmao

>>168057659
>those bantz against Inquisition
kek
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>>168059354
Link to the podcast
http://blog.us.playstation.com/2017/02/10/playstation-blogcast-237-andromonauts/
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>>168059278
There's likely going to be freaky looking humanoids and some background/stationary weirder types, but everything that is going to have a set of full combat animations is likely to be humanoid. Bioware has always in the past avoided radically weird aliens so they can use the same animations for everyone.
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>>168059354
>>Aaryn is a fan of scanning in ME games. It was taken away in ME3 and now they’ve brought it back again.
>Someone actually enjoyed that bullshit
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>>168059737
I fell asleep while scanning planets in ME2 a couple of times. I don't know what the fuck it was about it, like some sort of hypnosis.
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>>168059737
The sound of those fucking probes launching is still in my nightmares.
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>>168058757
>because the tali design literally has no facial features except two eyes, two holes that seem to be nostrils and a tiny mouth
>no muscles, nothing, she's just a thing

I wish there was more fanart of this design
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>>168059148
I didnt even involve myself in the "who would fuck aliens" discussion, fuck off you idiot.
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>>168059298
it was always in Mass Effect you sperg.

most of the planets were empty only with minerals. there were maybe 1 or 2 planets with a colony or POI in every star system.
dont talk bullshit.
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>>168059989
proto tali is the fuckin cutest
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>those places are empty: there's not really point in exploring them

>those places are too full, I'm stressed and don't know where to go first
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I hope the space hamster will return.
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>>168058757
The design is still extremely humanoid compared to every other alien except Asari.
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>>168059354
if it's more dynamic than the bullshit I could do in DAO, I'll be happy
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>>168059989
Now this is a cute waifu.
>>168060221
This is why Bioware went with corridors in ME2 and ME3 desu. But then it's claustrophobic instead.
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so, the ME twitter either fucked up and posted a different femtur and called it vetra, or they fucked up and showed that she changes her facial markings later in the game
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>you can customize both twins
I'm gonna make Sarah my waifu!
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>>168060247
why?
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>>168057292
>travel 2.5 million lightyears over 600 years to a new galaxy
>hurrdurr nexus faction wars
>still fighting mostly MWG enemies

WHY
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>>168060181
In ME 1 you had 1 planet per system you could land on and on that planet there would be minerals, a few POI (typically 2) and 1-3 artifacts to recover.

There were like 2 that were worth going to and weren't part of some other quest.

>>168060221
I sort of liked ME 2. Not the scanning for minerals, but when you'd scan and get told there's a POI on a planet. Some extra scanning and you'd get a mission location to go down and explore. This gave you a reason to check out planets in passing but avoided the ME 1 problem of empty, pointless driving from one map marker to the next.
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>>168060591
>In ME 1 you had 1 planet per system you could land on and on that planet there would be minerals, a few POI (typically 2) and 1-3 artifacts to recover.
>There were like 2 that were worth going to and weren't part of some other quest.

thanks for repeating what I already said, I guess.
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>>168060514

This is just concept art. Things get added/removed as the process goes on.
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>>168060514
She is CUTE.
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>>168059354
>There are casual and narrative difficulty settings.

relieved, really.
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who are they
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>>168060568
No reason, I just want a next gen space hamster. An aquarium would be nice too. Heck, why not let the player capture some animals and take plants up to the ship? You're supposed to be explorers after all.
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>>168059856
I remember that as well now. I hate you.
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>>168060568
That's the perfect way to send Shepard in a post-traumatic Vietnam-like murderous flashback.
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gonna play some ME1 with the cutest Liara of all ME games
truely the perfect waifu
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>>168061740
Christ, Liara, were they out of genophage costumes?
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>>168061083
Kill me.
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>>168061408
You are one of those The Sims players, aren't you?
they'll probably make that shit microtransactions
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>>168042920

Donut buttholes are the best~!
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>>168061169

Looks like Cora's armour, or someone wearing the same type of armour, and the other one looks like a kett.
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>>168063528
>they'll probably make that shit microtransactions
Fug.
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>>168064280
He looks like he's about to take Ryder's lunch money then give them a swirlie.
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>>168064280
he looks FAT
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>about 5 weeks left
>they seem to be putting out profiles and character kits at once a week
>we're already at four out of six of our confirmed squadmates
Think they'll stop after Drack/Jaal or move on to characters like the pilot and Reyes?
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>>168054019
what a horrible OP
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>>168065015
The term is 'bulbous'
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>>168065650
>ywn wrap your arms around his neck, his rippling neck sacs straining under the pressure of you trying to reach your hands all the way around
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>tfw you got thoughts like little bugs crawling in your head
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Is Jaal shorter than the manlet?
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>>168066038
I think the alien is going to kneel down before its master, but is actually a head taller, you can see the other ones in the background for comparison and it's bioware, they will only have a single model for them
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>>168065918
>tfw Cerberus arrrrr grrrrr
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>>168066038
I'll never get over how much of a fag Ryder looks like
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>tfw your twink Ryder gets bullied by his 6'6 femtur gf
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>>168066656
There's literally nothing wrong with looking like a fag.
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>>168066763
Real role-playing would have him taking krogan cock 24/7, he's that much of a fag
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>>168066763
>thinking Vetra likes boys

lmaoing at you right now
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>>168066905
There's literally nothing wrong with taking krogan cock 24/7
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>>168066929
delete this
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>>168066873
only fags think like that
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>>168066656
Well would you want him to not be accurate to his model
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>>168067298
maybe they could have chosen another model?
he IS a fag IRL though,isn't he?
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>>168067743

He's just a very sexy man
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>>168067257
I figure people who are not actually fags but look the part are more upset by this line of thinking than actual fags.
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>>168061169
Multiplayer characters would be my guess. Remember DA:I made a big deal of crafted multiplayer characters who had stories and even appeared in DLC like that Zither guy.
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>>168068247
I guess that makes you a fag
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>>168067298

That's quite the bulge.
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>>168067298
>those flabby pasty white legs

Lewd
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>>168067298
>mfw
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>>168061169
>quality in our products
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>>168060514
Concept Vetra looks like a vilian
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>>168067298
>>168068715
He skipped leg-day. Never skip leg-day.
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>>168059989
That is probably my favorite version of Tali. Or one of them at least.
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Reminder that Femshep is the canon saviour of the Milky Way.
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>>168066656
i can't believe it either. he looks so generic and beta looking. it's like bioware want me to create a custom character. he looks like Shepards wife's son
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>>168057659
>feeling stressed about icons
How about you just explore you fuckin fag
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>>168070428
Reminder that femshep takes it in her leaky foamed up urethra when she can't fit any more potential promotion-givers in her other holes.
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>>168070428
stop your antics you autist. your shit waifu is old news.
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>>168070671
Pretty sure that wouldn't even work, logistically
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>>168070428
Reminder that BioWare refuses to pick a canon ending to the trilogy so you have no idea what happened at the end of the trilogy.
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>>168070428
>HURR STRONG WOMYN
Thank you for supporting the cancer now fuck off
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>>168069024

It's enough to make you want to go out and do some leg work right now
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>>168070428
Canon shepard is the most hated figure in history. known as the guy who failed killing the reapers and actually killed himself off but not before forcing everyone in existence into soulless green cyborgs.
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>>168070428
>making femshep canon is ok
>picking an ending is not
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>>168070762
You'd be surprised.
I've seen a .webm where a chick gets creampied in her urethra, they even pulled back and showed her vagina afterwards to demonstrate that no trickery was involved.
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>>168070945
Yeah sure, I've seen a story about a woman letting her husband fuck her up the urethra for years because they didn't know how to sex and assumed it was the right hole
My point is the "because she can't fit any more dicks in her other holes", which means simultaneous fucking in both urethra and vagina
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>>168070843
>beach muscles
>probably can't even deadlift

Guys, I think Ryder might be a gay escort.
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>>168070945
anime does not count.
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>>168059989
>doesn't even have a nose
>somehow still has tumblr nose
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>>168071217
Are you saying every aestheticsfag is an actual fag?
You could make the argument that powerlifters are all gay because bears or something, as well
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>I heard this is the best place for food in Zakaera Ward
>You heard wrong. This is the best place for food on the whole damn Citadel!
Well I mean the Wards are still part of the Citadel so how is that wrong
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>>168071217
It's fashion modelling, they exist to just have clothes hanging off them rather than for having a properly sculpted body
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>>168072086
Ok try this out:

>I heard this is the best place for food in Brooklyn

>You heard wrong. This is the best place for food in New York City!
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>>168072086
Are you retarded? One ward=/=the entire Citadel.
If I said to a restaurant owner in Beverly Hills
>I heard this is the best place for French food in Beverly Hills
and he replied
>You heard wrong. This is the best place for French food in the greater Los Angeles area
would you, as a passerby, say
>But that's the same thing
???
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>>168072427
>>168072386
The best food in NYC is also the best food in Brooklyn, per definition
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>>168072375
thank god for manly men.
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>>168055069
The far right picture is exactly what I thought Tali looked like prior to 3. Pretty much exactly like a somewhat pretty human woman, but bald and grey-skinned, with 'alien' ears, glowing eyes, and lines along her cheeks and jaw indicating her cybernetics.

Don't know why they didn't just put second from the right in the actual game if that's the design they wanted, looks better than the photoshop picture (if worse than pic related).
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>>168072530
The fact is you heard wrong about the food as an intersection of Brooklyn and NYC

He's saying the union of the two is correct while the intersection is not.
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>>168072930
Right away, Brooklyn is wholly contained in NYC so union and intersection don't work like you think they do there
Anyway, he never implied that the food is the best only in Brooklyn with the possibility of better food somewhere else in NYC
And if someone told him "this is the best food in Brooklyn" then he did not hear wrong anyway, because it still is the best food in Brooklyn
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>>168061169
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>>168073082
I suppose he isn't wrong but I feel that it's one of those quirks of language that despite technically being wrong, it generally gets the point across to the vast majority of people
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>>168073857
I'm not a complete autist, it would make sense for the guy to say "actually, the whole Citadel even!" but to say the other dude heard wrong is just silly
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>>168054668
Farscape was so awesome
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>>168074140
it's a figure of speech. admittedly a dumb one, but it's in use. and there are certainly dumber ones in use, even though I can't think of a good example right now.
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>>168074140
>>168074690

Are you guys going to touch dicks now?
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>>168072530
No it isn't. Brooklyn is one neighborhood of New York. The best food in that one neighborhood isn't necessarily the best food in the entire city. Same with Zakera Ward vs Citadel. Are you retarded or something?
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>>168074690
It's really not a commonly figure of speech so much as it is just a tired old cliché in writing
>even though I can't think of a good example right now
WE'VE GOT COMPANY
>>168074826
>every discussion means you're angry which is just hiding the lust for dick
Also a tired cliché, good job
>>168074893
The other guy understood what I meant, I'm sure you'll get it sometime if you think really hard
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>>168074971
No, it still makes sense. The point is the guy is offended that you would think that the food is only the greatest in Zakera Ward when it is in fact the greatest in the whole Citadel. A more expansive and impressive title. He's not saying the other one isn't true just that the restaurant should be known by the bigger title not the smaller.
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>>168075241
>the food is only the greatest in Zakera Ward
No one ever implied that
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>>168071139
Point.
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>>168075241
The point is that he's mad that you haven't heard that it's the greatest in the whole Citadel. Basically he's angry that it's not widest known by being the best in the Citadel instead of just Zakera Ward.

I don't know why you're trying so hard to pick apart a really easy to understand saying. The whole point is that he's being ridiculous and pretentious because no offense was meant, but what he's saying still makes sense.
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>>168074826
>only touching dicks
what are you, gay or something?
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>tfw we'll never return to the Milky Way and meet Old Shepard
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>>168072871
I like all of them.

Hell I even kind of like the canon minus the hair

What we all can agree on is that the reveal sucked hard

I always liked this one a lot too
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>>168075487
Meant for >>168075307
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>>168075554
I still think Quarians with long hair is weird. If they had hair, they all would have just shaved it off since they're in suits their whole lives. Why have it in there being itchy and uncomfortable for no reason?
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Which of these classes is the most fun in Insanity ME3SP:
Infiltrator
Adept
Vanguard
I already tried a tech class (Engi) and I didn't like it
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>>168075751
Quarians aren't in suits all their lives, they can be out of their suits around friends and family when back at the home fleet
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>>168075867
Vanguard > Infiltrator > Adept > Soldier > Engineer

That's just my personal opinion.
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>>168075867
Infiltrator or Adept for me. I prefer adept for the detonations. Take energy drain as your bonus skill and the game turns to easy mode.
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>>168075867
Vanguard is fun but it makes it really easy. I found Infiltrator to be quite fun to play.
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>>168075867
on insanity? adept
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>>168075980
Sentinel is breddy gud too
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>>168075923
I thought Tali said that Quarians hardly ever left their suits and that even linking the suit's atmospheres was super duper speeshul

>>168075751
Don't forget greasy
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>>168076303
That is what she said. That's the kind of shit they do for family and boning.
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>>168076162
>>168076028
Don't Adepts get fucked by melee enemeis like Brutes or especially Banshees though?
>>168076141
>Infiltrator
I remember back when I first played the game I tried a melee infiltrator but sucked at it, so I just went back to shooting everyone's heads
>>168076207
I didn't like the Engineer because cryo explosions are like worse biotic explosions, and Sentinel is pretty much the same with slightly more biotics, right?
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>>168056905
>>168057116
>>168057292
>>168057481
>>168057659

Thanks for sharing Anon!

>>168057826

>You never now have to pop into a small UI and travel around.

Need editing, lol. Hopefully PCGamer has some time to fix before they publish.

Thank you for sharing anon.
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>>168076303
I think the books mention that they take them off on sterile ships to do basic maintenance.

Them keeping them on all the time wouldn't make any sense anyway. The whole explanation for their immune systems being so weak is that they've been on sterile ships for too long and need the suits to leave them. The sterilized ships themselves should still be fine.
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>>168076479
>Don't Adepts get fucked by melee enemeis like Brutes or especially Banshees though?
are you implying they ever come near you? adept is such a fucking brute force class in ME3, it's unbelievable. you set up biotic explosions all the time and if there's really something you can't handle, that's why you actually bring a weapon with you, preferably a sniper rifle like the Indra (if you have that package) or the Incisor. you can easily wear one and still stay on 200% power regeneration, but really, having that was just for fun. you just kill everything with an adept.
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>>168057116
>"Ryder" scratched into the helmet
That's odd. I wonder if Dad has memory problems. There shouldn't be any reason for him to do that.
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>>168076914
And yet, they're all walking around the ships in suits and Tali says they almost never leave them.
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>>168076992
I'm not implying anything, just asking things. But I do remember that it's impossible to hit Banshees while they're teleporting so you really can't prevent them from getting close
Hold on though, how the fuck do Banshees teleport anyway? Mass effetc fields can't do that
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>>168077073
>And yet, they're all walking around the ships in suits

Books mention they do that because they want the privacy, not because they actually need to (except when other aliens come on-board, but they need to wear suits or hardsuits themselves to take care of that).
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>>168077204
So they almost never leave their suits. As was said.
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What do diseases even do? Like, say you get a cold. Every symptom I can think actually just comes from your immune system fighting it, what would the virus do if you had no immune system whatsoever?
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>>168077161
>Hold on though, how the fuck do Banshees teleport anyway? Mass effetc fields can't do that
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>>168077161
>how the fuck do Banshees teleport anyway?

I suspect it's similar to Vanguard charge.
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>>168077161
That is how Banshees work, but that's universal to all classes save maybe Vanguards. They and Brutes to a lesser degree are meant to flush you from just bunkering down in one position.
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>>168077815
Colds, the flu, and a bunch of bacteria can cause pneumonia which is not an autoimmune thing which can kill you

Rabies can rot your brain

They can reproduce uncontrollably and kill a lot of cells

Aids kills your immune system

Ebola causes connective tissue to disintegrate and your spleen to be destroyed

Different diseases do different things

TL;DR
Pneumonia is a bitch
>>
I'm shit out of luck if I want to import my Jack romance to ME3, right? All I'll get is maybe a line of dialog during Grissom Academy and then some bullshit at the end of Citadel?
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>>168079364
in me3 you get a short conversation with her
2 kisses in front of everyone
another small convo with her halfway through them game at the club on the citadel
and an extremely short talk during the final good byes

citadel dlc adds like 2-3 more scenes
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>>168079621
Why did they model that face so accurately yet fucked up Yvonne's face so hard?
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Femshep praises Traynor way too much, the set up for schlicking is embarrassingly blatant.
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>>168080597
maleshep does the exact same thing though
also I'm pretty sure shlicking is masturbation
>how about playing in bed?
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>>168080113
idk, maybe they ment for Miranda to look like icarly
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>>168080113
I don't think she looks that bad most of the faces in mass effect look pretty creepy when you really look at them.
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>>168080885
Anderson in me3 looks fucking horrible
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>>168080113
i loved that show chuck so i always have to romance miranda.
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Hello /meg/ how are you? I feel cold and warm at the same time.
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>>168081501
I watched it because of her, pretty good show
Too bad she has to put on an American accent, her real accent makes me hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xedDbZ7zH00
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>>168081536
are you ill?
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>>168081536
im ok. my feet are cold though
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reminder
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>>168081682
I don't think so. Just tired. I just watched 'Passengers' and I really liked it. Would be neat if something similar happened in ME:A

>>168081741
Mine too.
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>>168081616
God tier woman
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>>168081872
I really like your style.
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>>168081872
woah we playing as starchild now?
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>>168082196
You are the reapers, Shepard
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I have confirmation that a male Quarian is in ME:A.
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>>168082426
I'll go tell the media
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>>168082426
>lying on the internet
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>>168070671
>>168070705
>>168070785
>>168070831
>>168070917
>>168070929
glorious (you)'s, suck it sheploo fags
>>
stop posting the beast! I can only take so much of it.
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>>168083554
Well he doesn't look like dogshit like Femshep does
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>>168084060
Eh, I always thought Sheploo looked unnatural and slightly derpy. Not as much as ME3 femshep, though, who looked deformed.. He just didn't look like that intelligent of a guy and Meer's rather deadpan voice acting didn't help.
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>>168080113

I don't think it's a complete coincidence that all the face models considered good are the ones that don't have hair

Also while they did face modeling, they did no motion capture (even when the models were doing VA as well like Yvonne) so that could introduce some uncanny valley
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>>168082426
If only
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>>168055069
All of these except the second from the right are hideous.
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>>168072530
But you have it backward, ya backward hillbilly. The conversation didn't go
>I heard this was the best food on the Citadel.
>You heard wrong! This is the best food on Zakera Ward.
Stop being fucking retarded.
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>>168081536
had a nice lunch at a Japanese place.

have been doing an Accounting hw project all day, pretty frustrating.

thinking about going back to lifting to at least somewhat get into shape, have not been doing so for a month or so. i have a PowerBlock in my room, can get some use out of it if I try.
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>>168074594
I fucking love Farscape. ME lore steals so much from it.

>>168075535
Handsome fucker. And instead of him, we get teenage "I love my boyfriend" Dickoryder.
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>>168081536

Doing fine. I just want to see more of Andromeda. The release is the 23rd next month, and we've only seen a hilariously small amount of stuff.
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>>168086394
Don't sweat it too much. All of the preset faces are modeled on real people. Don't know why they decided to use this particular twink as the face for marketing.
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Quick technical question that someone here might be able to answer.

My TV was recently stolen* and all I have to play MEA on is a pretty old PC monitor(with a PS4). I'm wondering how shitty it might look on this Acer X233H. I can afford to drop $150-$200 on a new monitor, but I only use a laptop and my phone for my personal computing needs so I would rather not drop that money if I don't need to. Any insight would be appreciated.
Here are the specs:
http://www.game-debate.com/monitor/index.php?mon_id=938&monitor=Acer%20X233H%2023in


*the police recovered it because the thief was my neighbor and left finger prints plain as day on a window, but it's evidence and I won't get it back for who knows how long
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>>168087576
It'll actually look pretty decent on that monitor as long as you don't have any dead pixels. What kind of TV do the police have?
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>>168087576
It will likely look better on that monitor than it would have on your tv because of higher pixel density
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>>168088107
>It'll actually look pretty decent on that monitor as long as you don't have any dead pixels.
It's got one dead pixel, but it's only noticeable with very light colors.
>What kind of TV do the police have?
Just a 55" 1080p Vizio that I bought at Walmart on Black Friday a few years ago. They gave me a receipt for it and all that so I'm not worried about them keeping it forever.
>>168088290
OK, thanks guys. This monitor being almost 8 years old had me worried.
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>>168088352
do you have ps gold headphones or some speakers to hook up? that's the only other thing you need to worry about with a ps4 + monitor set up.
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Speaking of which I just bout this Dell monitor so I can see the disaster of mass effect Andromeda in 1440p, what do you guys think ? It's the Dell U2515H
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>>168088487
I read that you can get game audio through the controller headphone jack by dicking with the settings, but I can get the Gold headphones if I need to. I'll be playing MEA MP anyway.
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>>168088962
Any ol headphones will work, I'm using some right now. The controller itself has a built in microphone that outputs some audio but it's very tinny and it doesn't output all game audio.
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>>168089075
>Any ol headphones will work, I'm using some right now
Great, thanks.
Would you recommend getting a headset with a mic(for MP) or would the earbuds that came with the PS4 suffice, since they have a mic?
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>>168088962
>>168089075
I have the golds, got them on some woot deal for like $40. They work great on the pc too. Only thing is that after 2 years the padding on the ear muffs has started coming apart. The virtual surround works pretty well on PS4 and PC.
>>
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>>168089436
Thought that was Widowmaker's ass for a sec
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>>168089348
IIRC the earbuds that came with the PS4 has only one hearing piece. You can grab a cheap pair of headphones or earbuds that come with a built in mic, which is what I did.
I also plan to play MP on PS4.
>>
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>>168091439
at least he didn't turn into the normandy or an asari's thong
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What is with the Turian obsession among Mass Effect fans? I liked Garrus well enough but I never understood the insane amount of love for them.
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>>168091765
xenophilia.
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>>168091765
Turians are one of the first aliens you're introduced to in the series through Nihlus, who recommends Shepard for Spectre status, and the best villain the series has ever had, Saren, is another Turian. Garrus is a companion in all three games and a total wrecking ball in combat. A better question to ask is why don't you like Turians, anon?
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>>168092076
I just said I liked them but don't get the obsession. All the devs act like Garrus was the greatest thing to ever happen too and that it's pointless to try to "top" him with a new character. I liked Turians as a race and Garrus as a companion fine but fuck are they overrated. Even the devs got up their own ass about it after the fan insanity.
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>>168092213
I get what you're saying I took that dev comment as 'please stop comparing these new companions to the old / don't lock us into that' more than anything else. Of course they're not going to shit on their own creations. As far as fans geeking out... yeah, most of the Mass Effect fandom is pretty annoying and the undue influence they exert on the franchise (Citadel DLC wankery / CALIBRATIONZLOL) is fucking awful.
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>>168092213
The devs talk up Garrus because the fewest amount of people dislike him.

The fewest amount of people dislike him because he's passive, never stands up to Shepard over anything, and autodialogue always forces Shepard to love him.

Also quips.
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>>168091509
>at least
turning into a steaming pile of shit would be preferable to turning into that horror

also watch the background, he literally contracted STT at the discoteque, holy shit, the conspiracy theories are all real, /meg/ was right again!
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>>168092453
Where do you see him and Shep being at odds that would require Garrus to stand up to him?
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>Batarian
>Vorcha
>Volus
>Elcor
>Hanar
>Drell
>Quarian
>Geth
>Rachni
>Keepers

Pick one and only one race to return in Andromeda.
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>>168092705
Batarians. Despite being a constant foil for colonists / the alliance they never really got a fair shake in the OT. Would have been cool to visit Hegemony space and see what non-raider/pirate Batarians were like.
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>>168092453
I mean that even they act like he was the best character they ever created and that he always was even when he barely mattered in ME1 and mattered only slightly more in ME2. It was so obvious that they were high on the fan favorite drug when they wrote his character in ME3 and it's never faded away ever since.

Garrus is hardly the most interesting or well written companion because, as you said, he never actually went against Shepard. There was no interesting tension, just like with every single character they try to push on fans as the fan favorite. See: Varric and Dorian in Dragon Age.

But in the end I guess I can't fault them for it, since it works like a charm every time.
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>>168092705
the volus are space jews , would be funny to have one as crew

the batarian hate other races , would be funny to have one in the crew and heard him constanly be grumpy on everything

and the vorcha are just like a dog , a fucking angry dog
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>>168092705
Though they're not my favorite, Batarians. Because they're a source of guaranteed interesting tension in the new galaxy. Having to both try to rein in Batarians and deal with the fallout of how the Andromeda races see us for bringing them in the first place would be cool.

All this is assuming that the Krogan don't have that particular story in this new game, though, which I think they might.
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>>168092705
Geth.

As much as I like the designs of the Drell and the Quarians, the Geth always added a very unique perspective to the story.
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>>168093423
After the OT I never want to see another synthetic / 'am i a real boy' plotline again.
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>>168093423
I think the issue with Geth is that we already ran through everything interesting about them in the original trilogy. Same with Quarians, really. So they don't really add anything unique to the story that wouldn't be retreading old ground.

Speaking of which, I wonder how they're going to avoid retreading old ground with races like the Krogan. Because everything essentially resets with this game.
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>>168092705
Batarian
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>>168093359
>>168093546
I think in one of the videos you see a brief scene with Drack's loyalty mission text and it mentions the genophage.
>>
>New galaxy
>Squad is just filled with the old races and one member of the new race

Fucking seriously? I was expecting more new aliens on our squad than that. What's even the point of going to a new galaxy if we're just stuck with the same old for the most part?
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>>168093546
They add a unique perspective. It's not about lore. Machines think differently, and Legion always had something interesting to say on missions, sometimes surprisingly different or enlightening perspectives. So Geth being involved in the story always meant the story was going to be philosophical to some degree, or interesting. It's not about their relationship or conflict with the Quarians, that was never why they were fun to have around.
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>>168093675
Already sounds like they're treading old ground. I knew this had to be the case to an extent, but I hope they don't harp on it. I've had more than enough of the genophage plotline.
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>>168093724
so you expected the main character to go to a new galaxy and instantly bond with all the races there, hand-picking comrades-in-arms and puts his life into their hands right away without learning any kind of background and whatever about them? what if the first race you meet was a race of devious death cultists who plan to sacrifice the arrivals from another galaxy to their unknowable star gods?
no thanks, man, I'll rather choose from the races I know.
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>>168093724
We're only going to be hitting up one cluster this time, not an entire galaxy. The survey leak mentioned 7 companions leaving one companion we haven't met and it could be either a kett or remnant.
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>>168094028
Yeah I do wish we were seeing more besides the Kett and the Angara but having too many new species on our team wouldn't make much sense. Maybe in the sequel if that's even going to happen.
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>>168094194
But remember it's been confirmed now that a companion was cut, so we could only have six.
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>>168093816
It's not a unique perspective when you consider how machines normally think. We now know how Geth think so it's uninteresting. Why would it help anything to go back to them when we all know what their potential is? There's no way they're going through that storyline again, so it'd just be weird to have the old Geth running around.
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>>168094028
If we go somewhere new, I expect new. The whole squad shouldn't be new races but we should get more than it seems we have. Especially since part of the Pathfinder's job will clearly be making nicey nice with the locals so humanity can establish a home.
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>>168094428
Yep, that's true. We don't know when the Salarian was cut relative to that survey being written.
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>>168094458
What's your point again? It's better than another Krogan.
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>>168094028
What's the huge difference between this and ME1? It's not as if humanity was at all bonded with the other Milky Way races at the start of ME1 and we were very new to the galactic scene. Humans like Shepard had a shaky at best relationship with the other aliens and yet we had individuals of those races accompany us immediately.
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>>168092705
I wonder if we'll ever see the Raloi?

What about the Yahg?

>tfw after your 600 year journey the yahg have taken over the MW
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>>168094458
It'd make sense if a Geth unit snuck up because they were curious about Andromeda too. That's something they would do.
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>>168094651
The point is after we know everything the Geth went through and could be, it'd be strange to have the old versions running around again. Especially if we have to shoot at them again, which is just retreading ground even more.

I already talked about my doubts with the Krogan but they're there and that's that.
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>>168094808
I'm sure there may be a Geth there but they probably won't matter all that much.
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>>168094707
>2157 - First Contact War
>2183 - Mass Effect 1 begins

So yeah, there's a bit of a difference there.
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>>168094910
Yet it was established that humanity wasn't exactly accepted until Shepard stepped up. I'm saying it's different, but not absolute miles away. In the grand scheme of things that's no time at all, and the Milky Way races were still really fucking new to humans.
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>>168094651
I'd rather have some other MW species than another krogan or asari squadmate, but we're stuck with them now.
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>>168095004
I wonder how the Andromeda races will feel or if it will ever be addressed when Asari start multiplying like rabbits in their galaxy. The Asari are going to be thirsty as fuck for all those unique genetic traits.
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>>168094996
Sure, but we're not dealing with the grand scheme of things with ME:A. We're dealing with the very first human pathfinder in a new galaxy cluster. Unless BioWare had decided to throw some John Carter type scenario at us where Ryder was stranded alone among the natives it wouldn't really make sense for our core team to be anything but other folks from the Milky Way. Maybe in the sequel we'll get your wish (but I doubt it since we're required to have 2 humans and an asari).
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>>168095154
Well I think one leak says the Asari ark is destroyed so maybe breeding with them won't be too much of a problem just yet.
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>>168095154
Surprisingly, I think BioWare actually thought of this and that's why the Asari ark gets smashed to shit (see Game Informer article mention of a long quest chain involving Asari rescue pods/trying to find the ark).
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>>168095421
And yet we're connecting with other races and it's shown that we are. So there's nothing wrong with wanting more new and it's not that unbelievable that we would have it. Again, you'd never think those races in ME1 would be part of a Human military effort's core team and yet it happened.
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>>168095527
That would fix it a little bit but it would still happen eventually. It's inevitable when you live for thousands of years and can mate with every sentient species. It wouldn't take many of them for the population to boom.
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>>168095546
IIRC it's been confirmed there are more new alien races we haven't seen yet. I don't know how true that is because Bioware's usually not great at keeping things under lock and keep.
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>>168095546
The aliens didn't become part of the 'core' team in ME1 until Shep gets handed over to the alliance. I mean, I get your overall interest in seeing new v retreads. I just don't agree that it makes sense in the premise we've been given for Andromeda.
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>>168095714
And I think it makes just as much sense if not more than in ME1, since part of our goal is to establish ourselves peacefully among the locals so we can settle in a new home, and gaining the trust of individuals by letting them join us helps in that goal. I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.
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>>168095679
They don't really seem like prodigious breeders though, not like the Krogan. I don't think we have enough of a sample to really say, but Samara has 3 kids and she's nearly 1000 and Benezia is also around that age but only has the 1.
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>>168095882
But think about desperate Asari who want to regain what they've lost because their ark exploded and so many of them died. If only for self-preservation in a new galaxy. Suddenly a ton of mating becomes a possibility.

But that hinges on BioWare actually having realistic fallout to things that happen.
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>>168095831
I'm sure we'll see more integration as far as non-squadmate things. Remembers there's the whole outpost creation/managing aspect we haven't been shown yet, but I'd bet the Angaran are present there. I think it's pretty clear one of the benefit BioWare saw in limiting us to just one cluster rather than an entire new galaxy was that they wouldn't have to build a bunch of new space-faring sentient species from scratch. So right off the bat we lose 1 of what are maybe 3 new species because they're the dedicated badudde faction (Kett).
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I'm starting a new playthrough on ME1. ME2 after that. Might even play ME3 when I get around to it, dunno. First time Paragon, so that's exciting. What am I in for as a Paragon? How much of a pussy does it make Shepard?
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>>168096295
>What am I in for as a Paragon?
In Zaeed's mission you can bully him into listening to you and still earn his loyalty.
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>>168096578
That seems...not very Paragon.
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Does anyone feel like Andromeda is going to be delayed?

It's less than 2 months away but theres no real hype or marketing.
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>>168097270
Supposedly they're doing this on purpose to copy Fallout 4, but I'm seeing no signs of the enormous info dump that Fallout had. Supposedly we're getting a 15 minute gameplay video next week.

I think it's because they're still fucking up with facial animation. It's also possibly because they know if they reveal the shit parts early with an extensive look into the game, less people will buy.
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>>168097237
I can't remember how it goes exactly, but the basic way to earn his loyalty is to let a bunch of innocent people die so he can catch up with this guy he wants to kill. If you're Paragon you can verbally bitch smack him into falling in line, you save the people and the guy gets away, but Zaeed's becomes loyal to you.
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>>168097413
Goddamn. Anything twisted like that in the first game? It's been, like, a decade.
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>>168097270
No. 15 minute gameplay vid next week plus the MP 'beta' and 10 hour preview for EA access.
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>>168097464
I don't remember, I barely remember the Zaeed thing and that's because I remember being annoyed I didn't have enough Paragon points to take that route. Because I'm a goody two-shoes and wanted to save those people.
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>>168097464
Not that I can remember. Paragon was pretty straightforward no consequences for the most part throughout the trilogy.
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>>168097464
Probably killing the Zhu's Hope colonists and not bothering to use the anti-thorian gas on them. Also the Bring Down the Sky DLC, killing Balak and letting the hostages die.
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>>168097464
oh shit, sorry, I misread your question. I don't think Paragon has anything cool like that in ME1.
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Which squadmate are you most looking forward to in Andromeda? Or which do you think will be least shit for the cynical among us?
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>>168097692
tbqh I think Liam will be all right.
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>>168097692
Krogan because they wont make him genderfluid queerwizard.
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>>168097692
Looking forward the most to Jaal, Drack and Vetra. I think Liam will be an okay guy. Pretty indifferent about Cora and PeeBee.
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>>168097692
Jaal simply because he's the only new element.
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>>168097782
Naw it's impossible for him to remotely stand out, like any human male before him.
Which is a shame for me as it's all I bang.
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>>168097831
Well there are theories he's a shaman so he might have the wizard part down.
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>>168097413
You convince him by punching him in the mouth while he's talking, shoving a gun in his face, and threatening to leave him to burn to death in the fire he started.

The Paragon path can actually end with you leaving him there.
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Why am i somewhat tempted to buy Andromeda? I didn't even finish 3 and i saw that mess Dragon age with the transsexual bull-man and mustachioed faggots.
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>>168098401
Yeah that.
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>>168099257
Cause you're a cum slut who likes being treated like shit
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>>168099257
>the transsexual bull-man
He's bisexual, ya troglodyte.
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>>168058221
>same as why you wouldn't fuck a xenomorph or predator

Hahahaha

Do you have any idea how much porn there is of both of those?
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>>168105380
He's pansexual you shitlord
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>>168092705
Geth without a second thought

How else am I supposed to get my Javelin back?
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>9

well, g'night /meg/.
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>>168092705
The geth are the coolest bros in town
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>>168092705
None of them humanity stronk.
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>quarian /k/ommandos are turianboos and frequently go to Turian space during their pilgrimage, intending to return with new models of weapons, mods and ammunition.
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These fucking textures man, makes no sense.
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>>168109079
>quarian /k/ommandos

Does anyone have that story by eddrf?
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>>168099257
Because you're thirsty for space opera and think that Andromeda will deliver?

well you can always try star trek online.
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>>168109164
Just imagine how good it would feel to stroke
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Reminder: anyone who actually gives money to bioware after the mess that was ME3 should be put into concentration camps so we can clean our race of subhumans.
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Vetra is a masculine woman. I'll stick with Peebee and Cora
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>>168109770

ME3 was good.
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>>168109737
hmm scaly
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>>168109814
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>>168109802
You are now aware that Vetra has Kai Leng's corded thighs.
Compare and you will see.
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>>168109974
which waifus in andromeda has the most chewable thigh armour musculature?
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>>168109814
It was quite good, but it also had some spectacular fails. That's not to mention the disaster that was its PR.
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>>168110156
Cora, as she sits in your face.
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How many people will be non-cis in Andromeda?

I need character arcs about my squadmates father not accepting his cockmunching.
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>>168111189
All the figurehead are female and strong womyn.

It bodes ill.
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>>168111430
she looks completely indistinguishable from a regular male krogan, where's her fucking tea towel and bedsheet getup that all female krogan wore in ME3?
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>>168111430
How would a krogan say, climb into a vent to fix some cables or whatever the fuck?

How can a Krogan fit into all the nooks and crannies required to repair parts of the ship?
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Every time I try to install CEM or JAM the game doesn't start, get some error. Am I retarded or just missing something?
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>>168112454
(s)he would bully and beat up a human or a quarian until they did it.
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>>168112682
Krogan are fucking rapists and they deserve to be killed or castrated
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>>168112818
perhaps just limit their birth to pre-uplifting rates.

1-in-1000 maybe?
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So andromeda Krogans wouldn't have the Genophage?
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>>168105904
Not enough of Predator, that is for sure.

>>168109164
>>168109737
Looks kinda like she has bad skin condition. Might feel nicer than that, though.

>>168111724
She seems to have smoother features than male Krogan, also her mouth is rounder, like there's more fat than in males.
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>>168112818
>rapists
please leave your fanfiction at the doors. Most Krogan are quite content with fighting, killing and some occasional torture.

>>168113941
They should have as they left before cure was/could have been applied.
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Seriously though, how incompetent is the Andromeda Initiative?

>illegal AI research
>hardwire said AI to all top personnel, which definitely wouldn't backfire if the AI went rogue, right
>a whole Ark goes missing
>another Ark ends up damaged and way off course
>all of the projected habitats are fucked
>splinter factions up the ass
>the chief security officer steals their shit and goes outlaw
>the human pathfinder's right hand is likely a plant of a notorious human terrorist organization
>after the human pathfinder disappears his inexperienced 20-something offspring is put in charge of humanity's colonization efforts
>the pathfinder's personal scout ship literally has no means of defending itself in open combat
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So if mass effetc fields just alter the gravity in a specific place, how the fuck do pull and singularity work? Lower gravity won't just make you fly off into the air
Also, how do armor, shields, and barriers stop gravitational singularities?
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>>168114145
Is the security chief an autistic genius?
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>>168055069
>that bubblehead Cerberus goon
That could've been something. Like a massive 360 hud for tech experts.
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Does Mark Meer voice every single fucking Volus in ME2 in addition to all the Vorcha? It's getting really fucking jarring to hear Commander Shepard put on a nasal voice to speak through a suit communicator
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>the endgame scene wasn't originally during the Reaper battle, but right before with every single Reaper looking on while you decide
That would've been so much better. Like literally any change they could make to the ending, yeah, but that in particular would've been creepy and ominous as fuck.
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>>168114830
well, yes.
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>>168114857

And a mechanism for making the actual decision that doesn't involve fucking shooting a pistol or grabbing two lightning rods
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>>168115426
>shooting a pistol
Why was that even there? It's an ancient design, with countless engineers from uncount cycles all iterating upon it, yet the trigger for the weapon is destroying some random power conduit at the base of the device.

Who designed that? Why? What if whoever got to the Catalyst didn't have a firearm or explosives? What would happen then? Why not just put a switch there? And why is the "control room" on the Citadel side? Were all those cycles designing a weapon without a trigger? I understand that they didn't know what the Catalyst was (which is another can of worms), they knew that the purpose of the Crucible was to release and direct energy. I would assume that there would be a mechanism to directly control that process from the Crucible itself.
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>The Crucible's actual purpose is to allow its user to momentarily transcend their physical form and allow his mind to direct the tremendous energies over the Relay network.
>The user walks into the beam and is granted godlike powers, with only his consciousness deciding how to direct it. Time seems to slow to a crawl and only limits seem to be those of user's imagination...
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So what's the ancient evil who harvests the Andromeda species on a cycle called? Ravagers?
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>>168116463
well to be fair without reapers and their relay networks, development of intelligent species could be much slower and the various parts of the galaxy are much more remote towards each other.
Even so, considering the cycles have been going on for so long, there should be some sort of old ones civ out there given time frame we're working with.
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>>168116463
Yeah you would expect there to be only synthetics and AI left in a galaxy that doesn't get reaped, huh?
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>>168112454
how could a quarian do that in its environmental suit?
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>>168116717
And I would also expect Bioware not to be able to write a straight space cowboy game that doesn't have you save the universe
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>>168114354
no, she has Parkinson's though.

>>168116235
it's like half-fucked bioware ideas work. another question is why in all those countless cycles no one has ever found that control room before (even though it'd be useless)? I mean it's an open panorama window. no one ever wondered what there is? there must be someone who saw all the machines and checked up on them and realized that it's a huge AI.
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lel Samara just told me that, as far as she knows, only three Ardat-Yakshis currently exist
She knows her other two daughters chose voluntary exile so she definitely should know about the monastery
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>there will never be a companion like Jack again
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>>168112454
>What are repair droids?
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>>168116917
Quarians are small and lithe, they could easily do it they would just have to be careful not to tear their suits, which is what they have to be careful not to do all the time.

A Krogan is 10 foot piece of shit with humpback and T-rex arms.
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>>168116917
very carefully
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>>168116463
Harvesters
Combine
The Taxmen
Salvation Army Donation Kettle

Something that subtly denotes the cyclical nature of their work.
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>>168117237
They fucked that up so badly. There's no way there were only the three.
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>>168117237

Samara doesn't tell you the truth.
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>>168117270
>they would just have to be careful not to tear their suits
that was the point I was going for and you just made it. too dangerous. one tear and they're goners, just doesn't make any sense. it's like you're living in an environment with lava floors.
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>>168117530
To give BioWare some credit, the asari are two-faced elitist liars in canon.

While it doesn't make sense for Samara to lie to Shepard about that, it does align with the general asari mentality.Given how hush-hush the asari are about Ardat-Yakshi in general, perhaps it was even forbidden altogether to disclose how many of them there are in the galaxy. Or maybe Samara just went with how she was conditioned by her culture.
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400th for reboot MEGSEV
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>>168117762
Yeah, that totally makes sense
Thanks Bioware
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>>168117824
>one tear and they're goners
Not how it works, it's like you never even talked to a Quarian in the games
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>>168118265
nice try, quarian apologist, but that's exactly how it works.
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>>168118181

She's an ultra lawful zealot, why would her following standard issue Asari rules surprise you?

The codex entry directly says "the Asari lie and use their political and economic influence to suppress outsider knowledge of the truth about the Ardat Yakshi" and the few other people in the game who mention it say the truth about them
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>>168105904
Alien was conceived by an artist who's work is often sexual and perverse in nature.

It's no surprise that there is a inherent sexual theme in alien, which easily explains the large amounts of porn created by fans.

Predator also has a large amount of porn but this can be explained by the large fan-base, the large ammount of fans of it that are also fans of alien (xenomorph x predator) porn, and the massive artistic liberties the artists take in order to sexualize predator.

I believe when he stated that you wouldn't fuck them he meant that most human beings wouldn't have sex with such creatures if they existed in real life, rather than degenerates such as yourself fapping to images.
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>>168117976
>reboot MEGSEV
Would we still keep SJU, or would there be a new chief medical officer in charge of PI's?
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>>168118761
PI's are an unnecessary procejure, and since it is SJU's speciality, she should be replaced
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>>168119106
wow.

fuck you.
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>>168119225
Come on, with a crew that diverse with mating tubes to cloacas, there is no need
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>>168112454
he'll ask the main character to do it with some nice DAI fetch quests
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>>168119861
>he'll
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>>168119406
somebody still needs to provide attention and care for their well-being and general health
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Will Andromeda have more Canon besteality?
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>>168120286
nope, it won't even have scale itch as a debuff or plot point
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>>168120286
Kelly was a weird character
"Wow Commaner, how about that new squad mate? He/she sure is sexy!"
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>>168120559
perfect candidate for a threesome
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>>168096118
They just might have extremely low fertility. Think about it, the Asari in maiden phase are basically screwing everyone, but they rarely if ever get preggers. Besides, they mature fairly slowly, so a population boom can't really happen.
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>>168060514
Can turian even change their marking?
They are basically tattoos on fucking bone. I assume that is Vetra's sister or something. They did say "family is very important" to Vetra. And it seems to be her main theme in the story.
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>>168110317

Is she demanding I worship her butthole?
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>>168114324
>Lower gravity won't just make you fly off into the air

Well, the way I understood it, it works because you exert a pressure downwards to counter-act gravity and stand up. 'Remove' gravity very suddenly, and whatever pressure you exerted sends you upwards since there's nothing pulling you down.
It's like two people pulling on a rope, and one person suddenly releasing it.

>Also, how do armor, shields, and barriers stop gravitational singularities?

They don't, Bioware just crapped their pants and made the gameplay no longer match lore. Kinetic barriers doesn't stop directed-energy weapons or biotics.
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>>168117249
Good, her character sucked.
>generic bad girl who secretly just wants to be loved

Can't get more cliché.
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>>168122209
It's a concept art, they probably design the markings much later in character development.
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>>168122528
There's literally nothing wrong with cliches.
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>>168122528
Literally kill yourself
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>>168109195
Which one? Can you describe it?
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>>168122886
>>168122951
>l...leave muh waifu alone!

Fuck off.
Jack was shit, deal with it.
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>>168123862
Things you need to do

1. Kill yourself

That's all.
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>>168123679
The one where they fail miserably, get sold into slavery, or go home
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>>168123862
>Jack was shit

Jack still is shit*
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>>168123862
>>168124250
>it's a kids shitposting on the weekend episode
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>>168123862
You should call your mother, she misses you very much.
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>>168119106
>PIs
unnecessary
wow, someone hasn't read the newest medical journals of the 2180s. It's like you base your medical ideas on scientific experience of the early 21st century or something.
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>>168125367
If it weren't for shitposts we'd never get bumped.
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>>168126454
Sad but true.
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>>168125367
ain't shitposting if it's true, you fucking waifufag.
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>>168057045
They realised they couldn't consistently do good faces, so they just stopped trying
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The salarian looks at you disapprovingly.
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>>168128115
do the beta frog cucks know they are the most squishy, pathetic and humiliated species in the galaxy, or is it news to them?
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>>168059547
Exactly
Mass Effect had volus, elcor, and hanar, and all of those are novel and more alien than just dudes in rubber (if not 'realistically' unfamiliar, but it's not that kind of game).

But none of those got animated moving anywhere or doing stuff. Certainly none were recurring characters.

It's apparently just too much effort to steal from some xenobiology nerd's deviantart and come up with new movement animations.
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>>168128210
>inflicts genophage on your planet
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>>168128414
blood rage TRIGGERED
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>>168128402
Volus got added to the multiplayer. The combat animations are there now and it was time for them to join the ranks as a squad species.
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>>168058221
Why do you feel you should get to fuck any alien whose accent you think is cute
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>>168128512
BT got added to the multiplayer, etc
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>>168128984
Yeah, but Batarians are just humans with a headmorph. The animations were there, he was specifically talking about the more alien races. FWIW, I wish we had some Batarian squadmates too.
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>>168055069
i love the far left. that's tali to me aswell.
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i hope we can have a three way or open relationship, they did it with jade empire. i just thnk it'd be interesting.
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>>168128210
The quarians still exceed them in that area. Its not a physical thing, but a mindset. Mordin, who has a high pitched voice and a scientific occupation, is still more combat capable than the most hardened quarian soldier like Kal'Reegar or Han'Gerrel
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>>168129601
>Mordin calmly steps out of his clinic and executes one dozen batarians in a row with all headshots, then hangs their corpses on display as a future warning to all merc groups and opportunist looters
>Korris runs like a bitch while you cover him with a heavy turret on rannoch

yep, gotta agree with you there.
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>>168129462
>i love the far left

Fuck off back to tumblr
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>>168055069
I like the right three, but the first one looks like a plastic sphere, not even like a living being. The last one is interesting, it looks like the first one but actually alive.
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>>168131205
>completely white
>dumblr approving of that
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>>168131205
>>168131710
>far left
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>>168129601
>>168130262
and you literally meet Kal'Reegar while... sitting behind cover.
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>>168132154
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>>168132212
adam baldwin's character only appears in ME2, and he supports your team while shooting rockets at a self-repairing geth armature. He died in a blaze of glory just like emily wong.
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>>168133419
at least his death made it in game and not just a pre release twitter account.
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>>168133419
He didn't die though.
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I wish Liara was real.
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>>168132154
head looks horrible, hip-torso ratio looks like the body-ideal of the 40s/50s, head looks fucked, noodle arms, duck feet
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Fuck, this stomach ache is annoying.
>tfw no waifu to squeeze
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>>168134840
Even if she was, she is getting that prime maleshep dick. So we all will still be angry virgins.

>>168135406
>stomach ache
You gotta eat something, nigger. or eat less
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>>168135465
I like such pictures featuring naked male quarians and salarians. I am a homosexual, like Western German is in secret
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>>168135764
n-no
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>most of the romances will be humans
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>>168135764

I thought it was lack of food, but I've eaten since then, and gone to the bathroom.
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>>168135980
If it's any condolence, they don't look human.
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>>168135980
>there will never be a female salarian romance voiced by a kawaii jap
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>>168135874
I know your pain, I would love nothing more than to be a redneck space trucker from some piss-small colony shithole spending my wages on them blue prostitutes.
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>>168136249
fuck... rub it in why don't you
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>>168136249
Female Salarians look and sound like male ones, anyway.
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>>168136672
There's nothing gay about wanting to fuck a female salarian if you're trying to imply something buddy
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>>168136249
Female Salarians lay eggs.

I mean, come on, why would you want to.
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>>168136672

Shh, let him pretend his still mildly straight.
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>>168134840
I like that outfit. Why wasn't her dress in ME3 like that?

Is this another case of Bioware incompetence?
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>>168136798
Fuck, *he's
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>>168136827
>Is this another case of Bioware incompetence?
You know answer for that, dear anon.
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>>168134840
>>168136827
>slit right up to her hip

Fuckin' slut.
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>>168137095
China dresses are like that. Erotic, but not slutty. Perfect combination.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12324880
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>>168137198
>gay
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>>168136781
>not wanting to fertilise your lover's eggs

Are you some kind of faggot?
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>>168137191

Not that far up, Liara's goes all the way up to the hip bone.
Suits a slut like her.
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>>168134840
I forgot how much Liara's in game face annoyed me. It's like her features are too big for her face.
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>>168137336
That depends entirely on the cut of the dress.
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>>168134840
>>168137095
>>168137336
yeah it is a bit too high

even the whores in TW3 dress slits didn't go up that high
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>there are people in this thread that get unironically triggered by Liara

what is wrong with people?
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>>168137807
i dont like argonians
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>>168120559
Only reason I was even nice to her was so she would feed my fish.
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>>168137807
We're not her waifufags and don't care about pointing out stupidity?
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>not recognizing perfection when its right infront of you
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>>168138221
aren't her eyebrows drawed on?
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>>168138337
who knows. benezia had eyebrows
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>>168138221
Literally perfect waifu.
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>>168138221
>Squid-headed barnacle suckin slug fucking fish scaled blue bitch
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>>168138635
>perfect waifu
>cucks you with a Drell
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>>168138337
Yeah those eyebrows are definitely drawn on.
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>>168137975
Stupidity? What exactly is so stupid about Liara?
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>>168138742
While Assley/Whineyfuck cucks you with half of the Alliance? And Jack cucks you with a couple of horny teenages? Tali with the Admirals? Etc. etc.
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>yfw feel the texture of her skin slither over you while having sex
feels bad
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>>168136762
I wasn't implying anything, just that Salarian females don't sound like kawaii japanese. Thank god, can you imagine the screeching?

>>168136798
What if he's bi?
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>>168138968
>Assley/Whineyfuck cucks you with half of the Alliance?
>Jack cucks you with a couple of horny teenages?
>Tali with the Admirals?
all completely made up

Liara was way too attached to some random Drell, and she puts way much more effort in saving him than saving Shepard
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>>168138742
>implybying
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>>168139206

>all completely made up
So's the thing with what's-his-face drell.
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>>168139206
>trying this hard
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>>168139208
>>168139340
>>168139356
I romanced liara in my first ME1 playthough and was going to "stay loyal" to her in the second but after seeing how badly she wanted some pawn, who she had several of, back i though "fuck this bitch"
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Saw this and thought some of you /meg/gots might enjoy it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu64xbgprWY
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>>168139563
>being this insecure playing a videogame
toplel
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>>168139563

It's not Liara's fault that Bioware can't write for shit and had a more important role planned for her in ME3 and so couldn't involve her in the suicide mission.
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>>168139581
>Canada
What is it gonna say they found communist blacks living in harmony on the dark side of the moon?
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>>168139563
i didn't like how the writers turned her from a cutie into a psycho in me2 for no good reason
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>>168139738
it's 1960s canada so they'll probably say something about how the only way to achieve peak humanity is by sterilizing more first nations people.
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>>168139738
top kek
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>>168139812
some feminist cunt ruined her
feminism was a mistake
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>>168139812
Cause they realized nobody liked her so they tried to change her character to make it more appealing.
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>>168139812
dumb bitch was a psycho in ME1 too.
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Tali bless
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>>168140097
Tali is easily the worst ME waifu
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>>168139812
I didn't mind the change in personality, but the problem is that it was so exaggerated that it felt jarring and really out of character.
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>>168140231
Pleb
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>>168140097
>tfw no shotgun-toting femquar nympho gf to kill pirates and then cuddle with
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>>168140251
Because Shepard's death hit her HARD, she suffered the most out the original gang!
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>>168140251
She's effectively an entirely different character in 2 with no connection to her 1 self. You could have renamed that asari and given her a different voice and no one would notice the difference.
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>unironically romancing somebody without a face

why tho?
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>>168140731
>someone put time and effort into making this
sad!
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>>168140231
Only because the retarded fanboys were demanding a romance. She was fine as a character, but forced as a romance.

>>168140716
>>168140735
Character development is fine. Extreme character development that happens between episodes is not, because it will always feel unnatural to the player.

That just underlines how retarded a decision it was to kill off Shep in the beginning of ME2 and then introduce a timeskip. Had we been in a position to see Liara's change in personality happen gradually it would have been almost acceptable.
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>>168140806
That's a feature, not a bug. ME facial animations are generally bad. No face means you can express everything with your voice and not ruin scenes by looking retarded or constipated.

This is half of why Tali's tearful goodbye in the EC or breakdown over her father's corpse (where everything is expressed through very good voice acting and just the vaguely hint of her eyes) works so much better than e.g. Jack crying oil slicks in her romance scene.
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>>168140995
Bioware made that
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>>168140995
took me just a minute to make the webm but the pleasure of watching liara die on loop is eternal.
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>>168141473
>bitch got no face
>"b-but das a gut thang!"
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>>168141498
even sadder.
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>>168141743
Why?
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>>168141619
This kind of shit almost ruins NIN for me.
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http://www.gamesradar.com/bioware-responds-to-players-lust-over-new-companion-jaal-welcome-to-the-age-of-horny-marketing/
How autistic do you have to go and shout at the developers that you want to fuck a new alien that you have seen two seconds of footage of?
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>>168140995
I believe it's what happens if you have 1) your LI with you for the beam rush and 2) low as fuck readiness score.
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>>168141792
Bitches are subhuman
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>>168141785
you really have to be damaged person if you even think about killing such a pure and perfect being.
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>>168141792
>t. vetrafag
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>>168141945
Holy shit those boobs are way too big in that one.
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>>168141945
Reapers aren't people
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>>168142036
Nothing bad about being a Vetrafag.
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>>168142148
Why does she wear the tux tails? Is there a fundraising gala on the Nexus later?
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>>168142148
It's akin to beastilality
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>>168142060
no
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>>168142195
protects her butt from lewd stares
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>>168142148
Vetra is a masculine woman. I don't mean this in terms of appearance (in which case she would be a monster), but in terms of her likely personality.
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>>168142148
Vetra is cute. too cute to be in Andromeda
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>>168140995
>underboob
Hnnnngg.

>>168142060
There is nothing as boobs too big in the heterosexual world, anon.
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>>168141792
He's going to be Pink Rabbit/Cat Garrus isn't he
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>>168142257
Yes. She has nice, firm B-C cups and not saggy milksacks.
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>>168142224
>>168142378
You say that as if that's a bad thing.
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>>168142060
>>168142417

That's literally her body from in-game. Have you even seen her entire body from the cutscene?
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>>168142392
have a sideboob
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>>168142505
>That's literally her body from in-game
...that's been touched up on in Photoshop by the "artist".
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>>168142636

It has not.
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>>168142696
>he said, without presenting a shred of evidence
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>>168142803
>burden of proof is on the other guy

Nice try.
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>>168142803
Liaras ingame boobs are big and nice
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>>168142378
i'm ok with that. it means she can be the big spoon
>>
Do you think BioWare would make a gay Turian squadmate?
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>>168143237
Vetra is a carpet muncher.
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>>168142543
Noice. Good anon.
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>>168143237
Did, one of Shadow Broker's camera feeds hinted on a Turian guard from Omega to be gay xenophile? He was sitting on a bed with a half dressed human male in the background
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>>168143048
It's not a screenshot from the game, so yes.

>>168143059
Can't see shit captain.
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>>168143430
How can human faggots be reconciled with HFY?
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>>168143430
Yeah, Preitor Gavorn. One of Aria's mercenaries in the base game with a pointless flavor conversation.
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>>168143341
Vetra is bi, I think.

Honestly, they need to start making any aliens attracted to humans either attracted to both genders or attracted to specific humans based on how they act or what they do.
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Vetra will be a lacklustre romance, and a poorly written character overall
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>>168143567

Never said it was a screenshot. It's SFM or G-mod. You claimed it was photoshopped, so please, prove it.
This model is ripped straight from the game. Note the lack of nipples
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>>168141792
Not that autistic, since the devs themselves are shouting about banging him.
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>>168144309

And this. Large breasts.
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>>168144309
>>168144485
I wouldn't say large, but definitely big.

As it should be as she is the best waifu
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>>168054668
You mad.
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>>168144832
objectively false
the dextro romances are much better-written, and Liara's is made worse because Bioware tried to force it on you in ME3
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>>168144832
>"Not large, but definitely synonym."
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>>168144309
>You claimed it was photoshopped, so please, prove it.
Alright, easy enough.

Look at the articles of clothing she's wearing. They don't exist in the game, therefore it's edited. Either in photoshop or by some other fashion.
>Note the lack of nipples
You don't even know if asari have them.

By the way, the boobs in your picture are smaller than in the other one.
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>>168144916

no ass XD
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>>168145761
That's not Cora or Peebee, anon.
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>>168145761
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>>168145910
Okay that one is just ugly and distasteful.
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I have no enthusiasm for Andromeda, not after ME3.

I didn't even play ME3 once I saw what they did, specifically to the Geth.

Turning them into cliche "I want to be a real boy" AI directly contradicted everything we learned about them from ME2.

Then of course there are the obvious problems with the ending.

Basically BioWare is full of hack writers and I'm not interested in whatever garbage they'll be pushing in Andromeda.

I'll just wait eagerly for whenever CDPR releases Cyberpunk.
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>>168146076
>I'll just wait eagerly for whenever CDPR releases Cyberpunk.

Thanks for stopping by, see you in 2077.
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>>168145710
>They don't exist in the game, therefore it's edited.

In a 3-D rendering/modelling program to fit her in-game body.

>>Note the lack of nipples
>You don't even know if asari have them.

Bioware didn't give her any nipples, hence they're not there.
They're the same size.
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>>168145710
you do know how source film maker/blender works, right? you are aware that you can combine articles, clothing and acessoires foreign to a certain game with bodies from it, right? you are perfectly aware that you don't actually need photoshop to do that, right?
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>>168076303
>large ears
>hiding in caves
>only way to deal with heat
Niggers had to deal with heat and they just sweat. Kind of missed a big one, there.
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>>168146449
>>168146626
you guys have now gone back and forth about alien tits for the last hour.
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>>168146797

Do you want the thread to die?
>>
there's far too much asari in this thread
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>>168146797
I'd rather talk about asari tits than quarians or femtur horrors
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>>168146987
>heterochromia

What a faggot.
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>>168146963
Yes.
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>>168146626
Maybe you can. How do you know he did?

You have no way of knowing how exactly the artist made the picture or that he hasn't touched the model.
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>>168147071
this better?
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>>168147301
it's still a femtur, so no.
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>>168059354
>You could choose to make a planet a Science planet or put down a military outpost and you get different benefits or consequences from each choice for the overall Andromeda Initiative.
and we all know what that's gonna work
''yes this colony we'll never land on or see anything of, i want it to be science based. i eagerly await the confirmation email and exp gain.''
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>>168141160
>She was fine as a character, but forced as a romance.

Overall to the series she seems the least forced. Especially compared to Liara and Ashley

ME1L: Doesn't know what sex is, doesn't care, doesn't know what love is, doesn't care, has to be more or less tricked and guilted into a relationship
ME1A: Will drop you the moment you dont conform to her beliefs.
ME1T: Focused on her life but willing to help you, not mature enough to really execute a relationship but learning
ME2L: Not even remotely interested. Do lots of favors? No interest. Turn her into the SB? Passing dalliance at best.
ME2A: The less said the better.
ME2T: Actually WANTS you, and cares more about your feelings than her own at times. Complete 180 from Liara

ME3L: Has to be told, in every, single, conversation you want a relationship, to the point where if this was reality she'd be that annoying neurotic girlfriend
ME3A: Again, the less said the better.
ME3T: Again, living her own life, but will come to your aid, and matured enough to want the next level (living together).
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>>168147292
the artist (grummel83) says on his deviantart page that he only uses blender/sfm.
you're again just shifting the blame/burden of proof.
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>>168148234
ME1 put you in a romance with Liara if you just chose the paragon options talking to her. There was no trickery.
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>>168148428
>the artist (grummel83) says on his deviantart page that he only uses blender/sfm.
And you believed him, because...?
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>>168148472
>>168148472
>>the artist (grummel83) says on his deviantart page that he only uses blender/sfm.

holy shit, is Soros paying out for fake rule34 facts too?
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>>168148592
Who the shit is Soros?
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>>168148457
what? you can go full renegade on her ass and she will still ask you for a romance.
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>>168148671
>being this uneducated
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>>168148472
why would you not believe it?
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>>168148671
>Who the shit is Soros?
>2017
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>>168148897
Because the boobs look bigger than ingame or in other screenshots.
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>>168148712
That's what I mean, unless you pick the option that explicitly tells her to keep it professional the game sets her to waifu status.
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>>168148671
This has to be bait. And don't tell me it is not. Also don't tell me you have voting rights.
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>>168149123
you just have to tell her to fuck off when she asks. are you autistic?
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>>168149250
What, is he a politician? In which country?
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>>168149123
The same happens with Ashley, that's just how ME1 romances work.
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>>168149017
then go and ask the artist.
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>>168149331
What would that accomplish? He'd just lie again.
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>>168149294
yeah, he is the major of some siberian village but has quite the power.
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>>168149525
Well that explains it then. I don't live in siberia.
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>>168149417
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>>168149294
In pretty much every country.
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>>168149590
you are an idiot
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>>168149717
Well I sincerely doubt that.
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>>168149743
For not living in siberia?

Damn, was today opposite day?
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>>168149879
no, for being a totally naive oblivious ignorant faggot.
are you american?
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>>168149745
Yeah, that is exactly why he is in power in pretty much every country.
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>>168150014
>>168150032
>falling this hard for bait.
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>>168150014
No.
>>168150032
Is this a /pol/ meme?
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>>168150147
Yes. But you knew that.
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>>168139581
I enjoyed it
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>>168150147
>meme

its called reality

>>168150124
no, we have this shit for brians posting in this thread who is educated like a 7 year old.
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>>168150273
No I didn't, but I had a hunch.
>>
Commander Faphard: Together we can stop Sovereign. We don't have to bend to the Rammers. We can beat them!

Saren Gluteurius: I no longer believe that, Faphard. The visions cannot be denied. The Rammers are too powerful. The only hope of survival is to join with them. Sovereign is a machine. It pumps like a machine. If I can prove my value, I become a resource, worth maintaining. There is no other logical conclusion.

Commander Faphard: You were a Spanker. You swore to protect the verginity. Then you broke that vow to save yourself.

Saren Gluteurius: I'm not doing this for myself. Don't you see, Sovereign will succeed. It is inevitable. My way is the only way any of us will survive. I'm forging an alliance between us and the Rammers, between buttholes and machines, and in doing so, I will save more vulvas than have ever existed. But you would undo my work. You would doom our entire civilization to complete analhilation, and for that, you must die.
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>>168144253
Her writer's DA characters have been seriously big hit or big miss, she's said before that she doesn't like writing romance that much, and I didn't like Isabela's romance (though as a character she was okay), so I'm currently inclined to agree with you.
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>>168148457

I meant in the way it sounds in the dialog. In ME1 she repeatedly says doesnt know anything about love or romance and isn't terribly interested. And likewise you 'trick' her in the sense that the conversation that kicks off the romance is her saying she's fascinated in you, Scientifically, and you riffing off of that. Basically the difference between Tali and Liara is Liara is chased, Tali chases you. Other than that they are functionally identical: sexy blue(ish) alien females, both dedicated to their chosen field of study, hopelessly naive and virgins.
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>>168150673
Good points

Theory based on this: Shepard/Traynor is actually the best and most sensible romance in the game because she approaches you with the intention of fucking and white picket marrying you
>>
>ME1
>Liara is a naive qt scientist who falls in love with you
>ME2
>Liara tried to save you but ends up not caring about you and becoming an information broker
>ME3
>Liara replaced by some robotic Asari that has no emotions
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>>168150673
>hopelessly naive and virgins

This is more of a meme in Tali's case. Her stuttering in a couple of her romance conversations is the exception rather than the rule to her character even in ME2 (and completely dropped in the third game, where the majority of her content is). Her actual personality is confident and extroverted, while ME1 Liara is an extreme introvert.
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>>>/v/367223108

Is this the official approved true fact theory of the Mass Effect universe?
How does this affect Andromeda?
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>>168150673
>she repeatedly says doesnt know anything about love or romance
That she does.
>isn't terribly interested
That I'm not aware of and I don't really think so.
>And likewise you 'trick' her in the sense that the conversation that kicks off the romance is her saying she's fascinated in you, Scientifically, and you riffing off of that.
And now you entered full virgin mode yourself. That's just being old as fuck cliché, woman using her "innocence" to be "tricked" to some romantic interest (when she alone is the one who initiates) or debauchery.

>>168151387
No, it is business as usual. That is some retards retarded fanfiction.
>99 percunt didunt get it, muh so clevar.
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>>168151387
>Trying to draw context out of a haphazardly cobbled together ending that has no seeds in the other games
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>>168151387
That's one of the dumber takes on the ending and it's not at all supported by the text.
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>>168054435
They look like Togruta.
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>>168151387
>>>/v/367223280

This is an underrated opinion.

Why are ME players so frightened of Shepard being the ubermensch who advances intelligent life to the next stage of evolution? If 2001: A Space Odyssey had been a video game, Biodrones would complain about the ending to that too. "B-b-buh wuh Dave can't use the Monolith! What about bodily autonomy! Destroying it is the only option!" Morons.
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>>168054674
Already in Andromeda when we arrive
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>>168151283
>This is more of a meme in Tali's case

I disagree. Liara says point blank in ME1 she has never had intimacy, of any form (asari or otherwise) and likewise she is hopelessly naive in ME1 and even a good portion of ME2. I'm unsure how naive = stuttering but that wasn't what I was talking about with Tali. Overall, they are very similar characters, or at the least share some distinct character types. They are both "girls next door" in behavior, in being very friendly and chatty (this is probably more the nature of the road not taken dialog), both are implied at a minimum to be grossly inexperienced in romance or relationships, or even friends in general (Liara kept away from others as a child, Tali sort of distant being the sort-of-Quarian royality), both highly technical in their fields, history and engineering, both nervous at the prospect of a relationship and both have particular hang ups to a relationship (Liara's not being expressly 'sex' and Tali sex being potentially lethal).
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>>168152010
I like the God/Judgement Day theory and Shepard advancing mankind to divinity as well.
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>>168152079
No, they're in Andromeda before us because they arrived on the Nexus.

The answer is that it's a privately funded enterprise that only the mad, suicidal, or highly paid would sign up for.
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>>168151528
>And now you entered full virgin mode yourself. That's just being old as fuck cliché, woman using her "innocence" to be "tricked" to some romantic interest (when she alone is the one who initiates) or debauchery.

True but, we both know that's neither what's being implied here, nor the case in that situation. Liara is autistic in most senses of the definition. Obsessive behavior and limited range of interests, not picking up on body language, hyper-literal, odd speech pattern(and it isn't just because she's Asari as plenty of other Asari have normal speech patterns), lack of interest in Romantic pursuits, sexual or otherwise (she has to constantly be told your interested and when you imply you want kids in ME2 she balks at the idea), and a bunch of other issues.
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>>168151045
>>Liara is a naive qt scientist who falls in love with you

I don't really think that's the case. I think it's more of a, "Ehh, why not." Then a genuine feeling. She seems more interested about you, than in you.
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>>168152218
>or highly paid would sign up for.

Why would that matter? How does economics factor into a 1 way trip? Obviously some sort of cornucopia technology is being brought with them to manufacture goods so how does money factor in? The government/economic system of MEA has to be either HYPER Socialist or straight up Communism to function.
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>tfw will never remove BT.
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>>168152779
Krogan mercs aren't very bright
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>>168152163
>Overall, they are very similar characters, or at the least share some distinct character types.

They're really not similar characters beyond the most superficial surface elements. Tali's an extrovert who quickly socializes with the crew, Liara's an introvert who's spent the last few decades in solitude. Tali comes from a biologically frail species but holds her own in combat with her tech skills and military training, Liara seemingly has no combat training but possesses incredible biotic power. Tali has a strong sense of duty and loyalty to her people in addition to her Normandy commitments, Liara is a loner and then a mob boss who only acts on loyalty to Shepard and Feron. Tali is initially partly motivated by a desire to prove herself to her father, Liara never knew hers and hasn't spoken to her mother in a while by the time you meet her. Liara defers to Shepard's judgement and never questions anything they do, Tali is actually fairly belligerent if you disagree with her. Et cetera.

> both are implied at a minimum to be grossly inexperienced in romance or relationships, or even friends in general (Liara kept away from others as a child, Tali sort of distant being the sort-of-Quarian royality)

Tali is stated to have several friends on the Fleet (though she only talks about them in the context of them dying- or that one scene she talks about watching movies) and makes fast friends with most of the Normandy Crew. I'm not sure where you get that second part from.
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>>168153147
You're right
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>>168152641
she is clearly obsessed with you. she googles your history, wants into your head and you saved her from the geth ffs.
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>>168153147
>They're really not similar characters beyond the most superficial surface elements.

They're superficial because you're calling them superficial. Not because they are. I didn't say they were clones, I said they were similar, which they are. Just like with real relationships there are parts of a person you like, and parts you don't, and (if you're smart) you focus on the good and live with the bad. No one is totally one thing.
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>>168152010
i don't like it because it doesn't gel with what i liked about the reapers, which was their general ''you humans are literally worthless, we're going to run through you with every tool at our disposal, peace out bitch'' attitude. but oh no, in ME3 suddenly they're the answer. We killed Saren for no fucking reason and TIM was right all along.
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>>168152491
I'm not disagreeing with you on most of those character traits you mentioned, but I think she is into the Shep pretty early on. If I remember correctly, there are plenty of well-hidden (and someone could say a bit autistic) and a somewhat awkward remarks towards you (that "scientific" fascination is one of them).

And that is why I like her. Innocent waifu best waifu.
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>>168150329
>It's just a /pol/ meme, don't worry about it
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>>168153114
It's a sad kind of feel.
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>>168061083
Her voice bothers me and I am upset because of that
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>>168064280
I like the lady catsquid
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How many team members is there gonna be in total anyway
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>>168155640
>that look on Shepard's face in Bring Down the Sky, when he says "Batarians"
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>>168157620
Survey leak from way back said seven, but one was cut, so it's probably six (unless we originally had eight and then one was cut).
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>>168157620

Six or seven.
>Cora
>Pelassaria
>Vetra
>Drack
>Liam
>Jaal
>as of yet unknown squadmember
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>>168157724

I like the way he says it, too.
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>>168158087
>he
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>>168158508
>when he says "Batarians"
>he
are you fishing for (you)s again?
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Hey /meg/, where the MTs are?
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>page 10
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>>168157821
>>168157898
thanks bros, wonder how many more will come with dlcs
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>That feel when your relationship with BioWare's ME franchise has really helped you understand the feelings behind the word 'hatefuck'.
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>>168161501
in WG's ass
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>>168161501

Hopefully there's one in my bed.
>tfw no asari gf who I can wake up by sucking her MT
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>>168162456
That is given. But there surely must be more.
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>Mac "the hack" Walters writes one of the worst endings in history
>almost single handedly destroys the entire franchise and it's legacy
>lets promote him to director for our next game!
what did they mean by this?
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>tfw Peebee can wiggle her head tentacles
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>>168163167
She can wiggle the fuck off to other universe.
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>>168163020
Be fair, maybe the hack didn't have significant input either. Maybe he just had the misfortune of being the midwife for Casey's genius.
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>>168163993
But he's still horrible, that whole Cerberus debacle is Mac's fault.
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>>168163167
but can that help her when I launch her into space?
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>>168161501
Where did the mating tube theory originate? Was it a BSN thread? Has anyone asked the devs about this?
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>>168163167
>they start twitching as she cums

Cute.
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>>168164995
>Where did the mating tube theory originate?
That is a very good question.
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>>168164995
>Was it a BSN thread?

Lol, no. It's from MEG.
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>>168164483
Reminder that Mac was also in charge of all the good parts, and will forever be the guy who created some of Mass Effects most beloved characters
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>>168165269
Go to bed, Mac
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I'm thinking about pre-ordering Andromeda but only the Deluxe edition.

It will be a waste of time or I should do it?
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>>168165601

If you want to play day one, go for it.
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>>168165601

If you want to play it, that's one way to do it.
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>>168165269
what good parts?
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>>168111724

Bakara only wore that in ME3 to cover up the fact they just used a generic male krogan model for her.
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>>168165897
Buying is the only way to play.
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Are geth gonna be in the new game?

The geth are great
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>>168166096
Kek, sure.
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>>168166096
>>168165897
>>168165742
>>168165601
Fuck off biodrone shills. Go hang yourself
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>>168165601
There's only one thing of potential value in deluxe edition and that's the soundtrack.
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>>168165601
Deluxe edition doesn't seem worth it. I'm just going to pirate the soundtrack.
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>>168166343
Fuck off back to /v/ or /pol/ or wherever you came from
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>>168166907
This isn't your BSN safespace. Are you lost?
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>>168166343
I'm going to buy the game!
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>>168167043

This isn't your have a crying tantrum when someone actually buys a game safespace either, fag.
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>tumblr biodrones in full shill-mode
The sad thing is that they're doing it for free
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>>168167128
I'm going to buy a ring for Vetra
>>
I can't tell who's trolling who anymore.

In the odd event people are serious about buying the game - buy boxed version instead.
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>>168167184
Go home, tumblr
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>>168166343
>>168167043
>>168167250
>>168167428
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>>168167250
Stop making being a biodrone look so appealing and cool.
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>>168167393
boxed... pc games?
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>>168167631
yes. Not only is it cheaper, you also support local retailers and get a dust catching memento for the posterity.
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>>168167763
>wanting to support a retailer
Are you retarded? That's almost more idiotic than supporting Bioware and EA
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>>168167763
boxed pc games aren't really a thing anymore where I am

plus digitally they give you a ton of time to try out the game and return it if you're not feeling it, much better than steam's 2 hour bs
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>>168167631
PC is stuck just renting a license. Console owners get to actually own the product they are buying.
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>>168167393
>boxed version
why would I buy broken goods?
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>>168167043
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the N7 program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Batarian pirates, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in psionic warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire goddamn galaxy. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the Shadow Broker and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mind. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Spectre program and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>168168206
s-sorry...
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>>168167763
>Not only is it cheaper
???

It's never been cheaper in my experience
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>>168168206

Wouldn't 'biotic warfare' be better? I mean, no one calls it 'psionics'.
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>>168165129
I don't know. Some lovely fics came out of it however.
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>>168165269
No that was Drew after he left Mac finally got full reign for me3 and well we saw the result..
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>>168168628
>eddrf
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>>168169812
>not liking eddrf's smut
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>>168150998
Ugh Shepard praises her way too much by default, I didn't want to but there was no option. And you can bang her a a dialogue option away.
Liara too. Never reciprocated, yet when she's talking about her mom in the Citadel and how I'm a good friend I can jump right in, one dialogue option away too.
Needless to say I didn't go for either.
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>>168167393
>>168167763
>the nearest video game store is half an hour drive from me

fuuuuuck that.
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If I have every appearance option for a multiplayer character in ME3, will the RNG booster packs still give me that character?
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>>168167393
>discs that break and deteriorate over time
>digital cloud information that will exist until we come up with better technology and even then it will be carried over
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>>168171593
>Owning a physical representation of a game
>Renting a license to an account
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>>168172135
>implying you own the game even if you have a disk
Still a license nowadays, bro.
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>>168171031
most likely
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>>168172135
>giving your data to the EA botnet
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>>168171031
I think the only character cards you can keep getting are the default classes in the cheapest packs
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>>168172135
you can still get banned from single player
>>
What is wrong with buying games? Don't you want to support the developer of the game you love? I don't understand these shitposters and it's not like Denuvo would let you play the game for fee.
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>>168172872
No you can't. You can get banned from playing the game while in online mode, base singleplayer is always available in offline mode.
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>>168173521
>Don't you want to support the developer of the game you love?
I dont love bioware
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>>168173621
then get out of /meg/ and jump off a cliff.
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>>168173521

They don't like it, therefor you can't like it.
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>>168173521

14 year old I deserve everything for nothing mentality
>>
>>168173521
>Don't you want to support the developer of the game you love?
yeah I do, that's why I don't buy anything Mass Effect related or by Bioware or EA any more.
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>>168173720
no
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>>168173521
>supporting EA
you need to end your life.
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>>168173621
>>168173832
>>168174019
samefag anti-bioware shitposter. Back to /v/ faggot.
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>>168173572
>bioware character design
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>>168153147
>Tali has a strong sense of duty and loyalty to her people
>shacks up with either a monkey monster or a bird monster
lel
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>>168174137
>samefag
>only 1 (You)
(You) lookin like a bitch there friend
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New Thread:

>>168174473
>>168174473
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>>168174264
>implying yöu're not a russian hacker with 7 proxys
Stop trying to destroy western companies, Ivan.
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Will the multiplayer characters be fully customizable?
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