/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

Go away Fatality.Why did you have to remind me anon.

funky yeah

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just gonna shill in this thread. Anybody played this new "Classic Offensive" mod? I have been playing it and it is the shit. Looks kinda like csgo but plays like cs 1.6. 10/10 would recommend

>play in dmg
>literally everyone has a knife

haw

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reminder to join discord!

https://discord.gg/TkCXdyb

>>168049075
Im not a team, but..

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Resident professional CS:GO player Nate does it again!

https://youtu.be/xbL2RI290ZM

Please do NOT bully me!

>>168052889
Nate plz, the movement and aim and everythin makes me sick..

YOU'RE IN A MADMAN'S HOUSE

>>168053096
I see you're not used to playing like a PRO!

Don't worry, champ! You'll get there one day!

>>168052625
w-will you and your friends take turns fucking me? :3

>chrisJ to return to mouz active roster
Niko was the problem.

>>168053235
No friends, just me and my mighty dick

>Just realize that the auto is as accurate as the ak with hip firing, you just gotta use a program to put a dot in the middle of your monitor to aim it
I went from GN1 to LEM in literally a week.

>tfw you realize 64tick is the reason that you're bad

https://www.twitch.
tv/shroud_cs
twitch scammer live lul

How does one get better at aiming? Do I really have to be autistic enough to learn spray patterns?

>>168055008
>3k viewers
>nobody is talking in chat
Lol

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>tfw youll never go hunting with fnatic dennis
why even live bruhs

wew edgy

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say it ain't so!

hes on the milk bois

why do americans like the p2000, it's inferior to usp-s

>>168051187
Fuck off retarded redditor.

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>>168056075

What is the best case opening site lads

>>168058103
USP and P2K are pretty much the same shit. I just use the USP because headshots are satisfying as hell.

>>168054757
I'm not even joking when I say I play 10 times better on Faceit.

>>168054437
OLOFMEISTER, NOSCOPING THROUGH THE SMOKE HERE, PICKS UP THE KILL ON KIOSHIMA AS WELL!

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Do you use HRTF sound?

>>168063764
Yes
I've used it since it was updated and got used to the oddly warped audio pretty quickly

Plus I didn't play for several weeks recently and now I don't remember the audio ever being different

I guess it does help, since I seem to be able to hear enemies like 3000% better than my teammates

Then again they do tend to be deaf and blind

5 decides my new steam name

>>168056075
https://youtu.be/0vU2L7V-VBA?t=2127

For those interested!

>>168067329
oops:

At 35:29

>>168053495
Mouz is the problem

>>168055489
Too alpha for me. I'd end up sucking his dick.

anyone know decent twitter accounts to follow? fucking yee lmao1 got suspended and my feed is boring as fuck without him

>>168071145
again?

>"""""people""""" east of east germany are allowed on official valve servers

top meme

>>168053495
>2 bots, 2 awpers, and a spainard
Mouz will be in premier this time next year.

Anyone know why vpgame isn't hosting the ESEA Premier matches?

>>168058103
I'm used to the P2000's recoil and don't want to go back.

>>168074745
csesport is.

>>168071145
yee lmao is ass why would you follow that pathetic lsoer

>>168071145
>following the epic "skype hacker"
wew

>>168052889
What rank is that video even from, even nova shitters would have headshotted you 30 times by the 1 minute mark.

>>168076656
silver 2

Just had a girl and 3 squeaker roleplaying animes on my team.

You guys don't know what cancer means.

>>168078780
Tfw no anime rp gf

>>168078868
No, she was a normalfag. Although she was cheating.

>>168075434
>>168075434

lmao dont care about the skid but his tweets and drama causing tweets were filling up the day fast

>>168078780
dust2?

>>168079569
Not telling.

ak + m4 + awp that adds up to 12 bucks.

It's all I got rn help familian

Willing to give a usp torque to the one with the coolest choices leave steam id

>>168051927
that discord is ded tho

>>168080141
i cant solve 4m+ak+awp=12 with only that.

Immunity or legacy?

>>168080483
well tough luck

>>168080570
wait actually
m=3-(ak+awp)/4
but thats really i

>>168080587
>everyone in csgog is retarded

kek love this meem

>>168080806
ok, you solve it smarty pants.

>>168080890
Redline Phobos Basilisk

wheres my torque

>>168080141
blue/emerald pinstripe/red laminate (1 dollar emerald pinstripe, 2 dollar blue lam, 5 dollars red lam)

m4; urban ddpat souvenir ft, 4 bucks
or guardian ft, dark water

awp? pit viper, snake camo or sun in leo

>>168081328
ok you didnt solve anything, mindcuck

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>>168081328
>m4 redline and ak basilisk will never be a thing

>>168081328
You got it homofriend, please identify urself

>>168081649
/id/SupremeCrispy

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>win a 1v2
>teammates get on my case on how I didn't win the round right and I could've done things differently

Why are Comp players such spergs?

>>168081481
What is the thing with souvenir? Why do people like them? It is the same shitty skin, but with some shiny shit all over it

Care to explain?

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>>168081915
usually i think they're disgusting but the urban ddpat with souvenir stickers are one of my only few exceptions to souvenirs

the skin is nice on it's own, gold and white together are quite nice looking; especially the godsent gold on it, looks very nice

pic related: it's the m4 on my alt

>>168082397
Yeah, now that you said it, it looks cool, indeed.

I'll get one myself.

Is the game dead?

>>168081649
Thanks for the free skine, anon

>>168082924
that picture is kinda shit looking desu since you can see every scratch but in-game it looks perfectly fine

>>168081906
Because they all watched that one steel video

>>168081915
Cheap way to get player sigs
Gold stickers look badass

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hey can someone pc my knife
got it super cheap.

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What are some solid skins in the 200 dollars proce range that are worth buying?

>>168084157
ft fire serpent
knives
meme skins
everything else is either lower or higher

>>168084034
market

>>168085026
Shame. Still made a profit though.

>>168074745
Nevermind, they just added them

FlipSid3 or Rogue, bois?

>NiKo joins faze

as if their team wasn't just a bunch of aimers before. Dear god though if niko manages to go ham alongside rain what a dangerous team that could be

>>168090465
flipside

How does anyone enjoy MM in this game?

>3 people with 1.5 hours
>1 with VAC ban
>1 regular dude

vs my team
>4 peruvians in internet den w/ 56k

>>168091284
too bad faze is shit

>>168091665
With MM it's either an amazing night or a completely shit one.

i'm a noob

why do people rage about the p90

>>168096351
because it has an extremely low skill range and disproportionately high effectiveness

>>168052889
nate your so cute~

Immunity or legacy?

>>168098139
Don't bet on that game, anon.

>>168049605
>tfw mg1 for almost a month, cus I solo and only play every couple of days, easily outplay eagle 1's. Win 5-6 games lose 3, go nowhere quick
>tfw a couple of days ago get a few good games, rank up to dmg lightning quick
>tfw the mm system is working

Just keep winning lads, it seems /csgog/ was right after all

>>168098978
ok, chiefs or cypher?

>>168099692
Chiefs. Medium-Low.

>>168099807
What's the reasoning for betting on this one over the imm game? They both have the same odds.

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damn, i've only been playing for a couple of days and i already desperately want a knife camo, but I can't justify spending $40-$300 for a virtual knife

>>168100827
git gud before wasting money on skins
every time you get a rank up buy something
thats what i did anyway
get a knife at mg1 or above

>>168100827
>knife camo
lol

>>168100926
I spent about $5 of steam trading card money on skins so far
what knife did you get?
>>168100968
w-what?

>>168100827
>>168100926
3rd box I ever opened I got a Bowie scorched

>>168100827
>non-vanilla knives
end thyself

>>168101069
i opened a bowie vanilla worth about 100 usd
also bought vanilla buttplugs worth like 50 usd or something

like legit don't buy skins till you get good, maybe get a ak/m4 cheap skin with statrak if you really want

>>168100968
how come every french pro player on the super team has some cheap ass knife while m0e is like a fucking karambit konnoisseur

>tfw sold my ugly ass drakemoon knife for a fn stat trak scout dragonfire
Don't regret it for a second

>>168101349
Fan donations or some shit.

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>>168101205
this is all i have so far
sorry if picture comes out retarded

>>168101537
Buy yourself an awp or ak, whatever your preference is. The first 'expensive' skin I bought was a MW stat trak awp hyperbeast for $70, and didn't buy another skin for like 2 months
>tfw it's worth 130 bucks again

It'll keep you going until your savings have recovered.

>>168101537
>>168101894
this
stat trak cheap aks/awps/m4s
don't bother with other skins
just don't even get skins till your good though honestly

>>168101349
sponsorships + moe will never get vac'd
kenny's dlore was/is owned by nv. sixer has it now

Just bought Senn Game Ones to replace my OG Hyper Xs because the inline thing with the Hyper Xs was making a bunch of static.

Did I do good /csgo/?

Any finger tip players on /csgog/
What's your DPI's and sens?

>>168106026
I'll finger your tip~

>>168107403
Yeah :3

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>>168106237
>>168107403
>tfw bully mods remove lewd things
bakas

why is PGL streaming a nova 4 game?

>girls trying to play cs
haha wtf nigger
/pgtv

>>168106237
>>168107943

My tip is not to be fingered, you're the bully.

>>168108401
are you sure anon?
getting your tip fingered feels nice

>>168108147
oh it is peanut gallery, thought it was pgl rofl

>>168107403
>image not in archive
Fuck

>>168109000
Oh that webm.. Thats pretty cute yeah, ty anon <3

>>168109000
>tfw no anon to finger his small tip with my dick

>>168100261
Do you see now?

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>>168107943
That bulge....that substance...

>>168108573
Only by a girl

was lightstep ever on vox? who was that guy who had to stop playing cs because he punched someone out for calling him a leb or something?

is mistery togglin?

Can we repopulate CS:S pls

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>>168082397
>>168082924
>>168083076
If any of you girls (male) are interested in this I'll give you a good deal

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tfw 1v5

>>168112064
It's a good feel.

>the fake streamer guy is now doing simple
Lel

>>168112742
How much is this guy making?

I'm thinking of doing the same but twitch is probably going to crank up the moderation

>>168115106
No clue, but his chat is dead as fuck with all the bots and all

>>168115301
Its subscriber mode.

I'm guessing he started with bots then it snowballed since people saw s1mple's name

>>168111927
Looks nice but the placement of the Godsent sticker is what's preventing me from going for it.

The flusha sig is also nice. I'd say you could sell it for 6 bucks my man, especially with that float. The Steam market has a lack of Urban DDPAT souvenirs with Godsent foils that are under 10 euros so you could easily sell for 6 bucks.

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>>168115568
Yeah it looks kinda messed up in game, if only it was switched with the astralis sticker

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>>168116841
noice souvenir; legitimately perfect placement

yeah the asstrails sticker on mine is all the way on the stock so i rarely see it, shite placement though if i wanted to resell it unless i rely on the fact that the godsent foil is above the mag

i do like this souvenir though because the overpass collection is legitimately slick

>>168117246
Overpass you get something really cool or really shit
Can't wait for inferno to drop again

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>>168117638
whoops

I mostly play on a private community PUG server these days and constantly get shit on, bottom fragging almost every single game getting bopped constantly, etc. it's pretty discouraging because I don't really feel any sense of improvement at all. the server died and I said fuck it, i'll solo queue MM, I love misery. first game we tied, next two games I drop 30 bombs, idk what's up. I"m gold nova 2 and alot of people who play in the server are MG1 and up.

is bogdan /ourguy/?

>created and installed by bogs to teach us mortals how to properly play cs
>triggers jewish man with totally reasonable request
>has reddo doing ridiculous mental gymnastics trying to defend their jewish man's sperg out

>>168119071
Give me a quick rundown on bogdan.

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Should I buy and open?

How do I make money off this game? Have a bunch of cases that are worthless and about $7 in my steam account from selling skins I found. Gonna guess buying keys will be an utter waste

>>168119143
Here's a quick rundown:

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdan

-In contact with aliens

-Possess psychic-like abilities

-Controls rank S with an iron but fair fist

-Own gaming houses & orgs globally

-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

-Will bankroll the first lans on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first lan)

-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdan clones

-is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

-He owns aimbot R&D labs around the world

-You likely have died Bogdabots inside one of your last games

- Bogdan is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdan bunker in Wilkes land?

-They learned csgo in under a week

-Nation states entrust their skinies with the Bog. There’s no skins in Drakemoon or Opskins, only in Bogdan's alt account

-Bogdan is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being

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>>168117715
I fucking love the Walnut so much, what skins should be like rather than super flashy things desu.

Overpass, the really low tier shit is horrible but the likes of the Glock Night or Deagle Urban DDPAT

The Vertigo collection has some of the nicest skins imo

>fake simple stream is still going hard
Damn man

>>168122509
>fake?

>>168115106
twitch is full of wannabees with nothing to say.
>Protip: Nobody wants to hear an aspie breathing for 5 minutes at a time and then yelling shit every now and then.

Successful youtubers and streamers are naturally gregarious people that put on a facade by being deliberately more amped up than they would be normally - you know, playing games in the dark, talking to nobody.

>>168124679
OH hes not streaming anymore, there was some guy called navisimple streaming his vods

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>get insta running headshotted in miliseconds on pistol
>see my teammates spraying mags and having fair gunfights

>Shitters still crabwalk at LEM
I thought this cancerous shit was supposed to drop off at mg1

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hmmmmmmm

>>168119948
All of valve's own skins are pretty good desu
Their collections are where most of the good skins are, even their flashier colorful ones are in good taste. The trashy, gaudy shit that gets put in the cases are actually voted in from the workshop by redditards and 12 years olds everywhere.

>>168127104
>csgobab doesn't know what crabwalking is

I thought cancerous redditors were supposed to stay on /v/.

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>>168101069

>>168127382

Rising Sun collection has the sick as fuck Daybreak, Overpass has the lovely Master Piece and Pink DDPAT

meanwhile the last skin I actually liked from the cases was the fucking M4A1-S Flashback since muh Vietnam War even though it's kinda shit-tier

hyped for the next new collection

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>>168100827
try spending over $200,000

>>168130874
I would unironically buy a doppler or breakfast butter knife

>"Didn't succeed in esports journalism? You're either not good enough or too obnoxious"
>Thorin and Richard Lewis, two of the most obnoxious and least talented people in esports history are "successful" "journalists"

When is thorin going to get over this idea that he's successful because he is talented? That's how it works for players, not for casters and personalities.

>>168133989
For casters & personalities(and even playing pro CS or any esport to an extent) is all about who you know not how good you are.

I'm 23 been working since 18 and with everything I've seen in the work force so far its' never about how good you are or how hard you work, all about sucking off your higher ups and befriending the right people.

>>168131991
It's a shame valve severely nerfed the drop rates on their own skins, currently even more diluted with spray drops. The new cases suck and way fewer people open them, basically people only buy them to have a chance at gloves or the new knife skins. The market is now oversaturated with them and are basically worthless along with the skins inside them, while all the older skins and collections (read: all the good skins) are climbing to astronomical prices because of speculating retards.

Basically everything is now either dirt cheap or ridiculously expensive. Valve needs to fucking do something, the market is going to crash eventually because the average player is getting bored of this skin bullshit.

>>168133989
He's not obnoxious to people in the industry unless he thinks they burned him. Same for RL even more so. Realize when someone is playing a character vs how they actually are. Moe isn't like he is on stream if you meet him.

>>168136797
Very true. I don't have any new skins except a Flip Knife Black Laminate since it's one of the only few nice, non flashy knife skins that isn't vanilla.

Have a Dark Water/Faded Zebra (or Souvenir Urban DDPAT) and Emerald Pinstripe for my alt. Master Piece/DayBreak and Black Laminate for my main.

>got placed into gn2
I was hoping for gn3 or 4 but oh well not too bad i guess.

>>168137394
Lets not kid ourselves, they're both obnoxious to anyone that even slightly annoys them. Rlewis even more so, I had to unfollow him on twitter to not have my feed full of nonstop grade school petty bullshit with random people. And I'm pretty sure the character he puts on is when he interacts with fans at events, and his asshole personality is how he really is, just look at the loda incident

>>168138241
Good for you, I'm pretty jelly desu. I fucked myself by buying and selling all my inventory on a whim 2 years ago. Never touched the market again except by opening a few cases here and there (obviously getting nothing in the process). I told myself beginning 2017 I'd save up and get myself a few not too expensive but nice skins I always wanted, but since December all the prices on them jumped 50%-80%, what the fuck? I'm pretty disillusioned right now, I'm not paying high ever again only for prices to crash later.

Best way to sell cases in bulk?

>>168139305
I know that feel; I sold a lot of shit in December and I seen it all rise up now and I'm slightly annoyed at myself for not waiting till now.

Like I would have had an extra 200 buckaroos for myself to get some other shit since I've run out of games to get (700 games atm and I play literally one)

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>>168049605
Livestreamer is dead/abandoned, apparently. Link in the OP should be updated.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitch/comments/5t4f1m/livestreamer_suddenly_stopped_working/

https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink/releases <--

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>>168141618

>no good streams on

>>168142097
Go to Church

>>168142732
I already did, it's 2:30pm

>>168140106
Yeah personally I never actually made a buck off it, because of me being a retard and opening all those cases. Fortunately I didn't lose money either since I had a few lucky drops that recouped whatever deficit I had, so it's not that bad. Hindsight 20/20 and all that, but still a bit angry at myself thinking about the inventory I could've had today if I'd just kept all my shit. Today I just can't justify dropping so much money just for a few skins, even if it'd only amount to a couple hondos

>tfw no csgo gf(male)

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>>168096996
*you're

>>168076656
Silver 2, it says so in the description!

I'll be a global gold master nova elite special operator spetsnaz army military buttslut fuckcub in no time, though!

>>168052889
>deagle spam
>silver 2
>has the csgo music on
cancer

>>168145648
>>has the csgo music on
it's like you don't even want to know the bomb was planted

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Rate my new revolver, /csgog/

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>>168146739

>>168145293
I want you to be my fuccboi, nate

>>168146739
Looks like the revolver from Deus Ex HR. Pretty neat.

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twitch.tv
/starladder_cs_en

first official match on new inferno if anyone's interested

>>168147197
>new inferno
>they completely ruined a perfectly good map
REEEEEE

>>168142812
Sounds likr someone isn't pious enough

>>168143103
I can only justify it because I already have a great PC, lots of games that I don't care for and I really only play Counter Strike.

The best place to make profit though in my opinion in certain sticker capsules. 1/2 euro to maybe get 16/17 it's great.

>>168147197
Theres already been officials im sorry anon

On this starladder stream, are the Ts just rushing banana every round with a molly and flash because its the single best and most consistent strat in the game

>>168148214

ye it's kind of dumb

pit is still op and the crossfire from arch and boiler makes A takes as suicidal as rush b everyround

Why are Black DDK and Sadokist the only casters who actually seem to have other interests?

>>168148942
>Sadokist

His other interests are sucking dick and browsing reddit,

>>168149220
He's building a rally car and does rally races and out doorsy stuff with his dog.

James is a fashion nerd, just learned SCUBA and got a boating license.

>>168149370
why do you know this stuff

>>168148214
tricked got rekt everywhere tho

Bet Acillion wished he still had that comfy Splyce paycheck right now LUL

>Come back to CS after months
>Can't win any games.
>Guy out scoring me on the enemy team has all the telltale signs of a cheater
>Plays like garbage on pistol
>Shit with anything that isn't the AWP
>Every single round on CT he's on the site we're rushing
>Check demo
>Staring at people through walls, trying and failing to look like it's mere coincidence, but only manages to peek out when the enemy is peaking, even when the enemy crouch peaks
So is this the new DMG can't even advance out of SEM because of rampant cheaters Meta?
How the fuck am I supposed to get prime if I'm just getting cheated every single match?
Granted I'm not a top tier DMG, I was "Barely hanging on" DMG, but the fact I can come within 5 frags of a cheater in GN1 is kind of disgusting.

>>168149615
Good, get these shitty euros out of my continent, bringing them was a mistake and a disgrace to my pure American blooded teams

Mixwell can stay because he's basically the token pseudo Mexican, at least gotta have one somewhere

>>168149527
Twitter
James:
https://twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/830875777348595712
https://twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/829005466156019712
https://twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/827958243544686595

Sadokist:
https://twitter.com/Sadokist/status/826610688915300352
https://twitter.com/Sadokist/status/823925329848913920
https://twitter.com/Sadokist/status/819675088173801472
I know DDK goes to the gym and HenryG listen to exclusively The Smiths, but that's it.

>>168150236
>DDK goes to the gym

Nice joke.

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>>168150579
Hes pretty buff. Has to make up for the tiny head.

>>168150846
Oh wait I thought you were talking about black ddk. Too tired to read.

>90% of my deaths are headshots

How the fuck do I stop this?

>>168150948
He probably has like 15lbs dive weights lol

>>168151019
Play a game with a better anti cheat

>>168149220
>sucking dick and browsing reddit

recent skype log leaks actually disprove both of these

he got herpes from a girl he hooked up with this summer and after it got out he chose to address the situation on HLTV like a man instead of being coddled by /r/GlobalOffensive

>>168151638
proof?

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>tfw played my first match on ESEA

>>168151784
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=14&userid=517828

thread has been deleted unfortunately but you can still see some of it in his forum activity (scroll down)

>>168151896
how was it anon

>>168152063
didn't read

>>168152171
fuck you

>>168149937

My advice? Wait until next operation and do operation missions to get easy exp & skines.

I can't come up with any other option than the one I said above.

>>168151784
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=14&userid=517828
HLTV delted the thread, but you can still see the comment confirming the leaks were real on his profile. Probably an archive of the HLTV thread somewhere.

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>Kill all five enemies with sawn-off and revolver
>Forget to save recording in Shadowplay

>>168152527
Use GOTV GOtard

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>>168152629
Thanks! I'll turn it into a meme youtube video tomorrow.

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>Destiny's Twitter right now
Its lit

WE

>>168152527
I've been using a program called PlaysTV in lieu of Shadowplay/AMD ReLive lately. Program works pretty well, it detects when you get kills/perform objectives in game and puts markers on the timeline so you can put a clip together easily and upload it without needing other software.

Not trying to shill, the program's just really helpful

>>168153089
I use ffmpeg command line to edit my Shadowplay recordings

>>168152979
Who?

>>168153235
Guy who used to do a show with Richard Lewis.
http://twitter.com/OmniDestiny

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>If you want to fight with me on Twitter, be prepared to back it up via voice. Otherwise, don't waste my time.

Thinking you're this cool when the mother of your downs baby left you and you fight with people on the internet and skype all day.

reminder to buy breakout cases before you miss the boat!!

>>168153687
Which boat?

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>>168152527
>>168152871

>actually getting kills with the revolver

I sure hope you had R8 Fade and Kraken for maximum memes.

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>>168154560

>>168154316
the uh make loads of money when they become like $1 a case boat

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>>168154842
?????

>>168154842
>1142420 for sale starting at 0,03€

How are these going up to a buck each?

>tfw no matter what happens to csgog and CS in general, it will never be as cancer and as pathetic ans lolg

thumbs up

>>168155250
sc2g is worse

>>168155332
No it's not.

>>168152979
What the fuck is destiny on about? Damn

>>168153669
Nathan has downs? :(

>>168155173
you'll see!! you'll all see!!

>>168155485
Muzzies started a fight. Watch it while he gets this twitter banned too.

>>168155681
Reveal your secrets, anon!

Don't make me have to lift your skirt.

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>>168155703
Wouldnt be the first time

>>168155883
I think his current twitter is his third.

>>168156072
Think he had 2 or 3 twitters banned during the time when the perma ban from the cox thing happened, then gotten his 2nd twitter back

>>168155540
He has some disability, not sure what exactly it is so I just call it downs.

>he doesn't have a souvenir fn flusha knight

>>168067329
>35:40 rush locks on to stewie

Does literally every pro team cheat at this point?

>>168160367
rush is a confirmed cheater tho, even got banned by esea but fucking jews unbanned him because it was an "accident"
stewie, shox, BRs, byali, flusha, naf, etc.. are all confirmed cheaters as well

t. silver

>>168162867
>naf

>>168164046
>Rank 4
>Prime.

>>168164468
Service medal?

>>168164046
happy birthday emily <3

>>168164046
the rusty spitoon

>>168164046
Every time I see a gun with a nametag it looks like it was made in one of those little label-maker machines from the Seinfeld episode, and I just picture some guy with the poorly labeled piece of shit always falling off his gun.

>>168119465
Betting. You need to have knowledge of the pro-scene though.

cs demo reviews guy interviewed supex0

new counterpoints

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>>168141940
>>168141618
>windows

>>168146739
>5 year coin
>silver II
kys

>>168164046
butt plug

>>168150160
I thought that was MarkE

>>168165268
Yeah and don't bet on tier 2/3 bullshit and random LANs, at least not a lot. You're just asking for trouble doing that.

>>168166094
all those guys from that mex team are shit no one counts. it's pure accident that he got picked up by nrg

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>tfw only lost 1 game going from GN4 -> LEM

I thought this new prime MM would actually make a difference, guess not

>go irl to Monaco
>get drunk
>spend tons of real life money
>get home
>boot up your cs
>'lololollol where is ur skines? why u have no mic? r u so poor u works in McDonalds?'
>sounds like a kid who is 25 years old, probably younger
I play mostly with voice_enable 0. I don't play this game to hear stupid shit from toddlers. From silver to LEM soloq. Supreme is coming up next.

>>168149220
>His other interests are sucking dick
He's actually more into fucking teens than sucking dick.

>>168167484
How do you rank up with no voice when half the groups kick you for not giving information.
Voice commands get actually ignored by most players afaik.

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How do you get better at CSGO?

>>168167749
It's personal performance. Keep up your k/d ratio and they don't want to kick you. This way you will improve as individual player.

>>168167484
>go irl to monaco
>get really drunk
>spend loads of real life money
>STILL have enough money to have the freshest skines

how does it feel being a poor kid??

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This is hacks right?

>>168168813
It's a boost.

>>168168876

No, he was doing it alone in casual. Sliding up that statue then jumping to the ledge

He was also getting on weird spots on Vertigo

>>168168813
why are you playing casual

>>168168993
Sounds strange. What kind of hack could that be?

>>168167804
play casual until you learn the maps and basic angles for defending/retakes until you feel comfortable competing.

>>168169007

I just want to kill people and not be stuck in a game for an hour. Ranked games are stupid.

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>>168168813
>1440p

>>168169365
>i can't afford health insurance man

>>168169365
>fell for the stretch meme
lmao

>>168169420
>>168169473
look at that hud at tell me it doesn't make you sad

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>>168167804
step 1: b my gf (male)
step 2: i coach u
step 3: give me a knife for my birthday and we get married

>>168169593
you can change the hud size you know

>rotate mousemat 90*
>literally cannot aim anymore, having trouble clicking icons on my desktop

n-nani

>>168170143
only do 180s

>>168170143
wtf why

>>168170143
Eco every round until you can buy negev, learn the spray pattern, which is actually just aiming down.

>>168170968
>>168171239
I turned it sideways in preparation of lowering my sensitivity

gonna need that horizontal space

>>168171323
>lowering my sensitivity
What is this meme.
Can someone explain how lowering sensitivity somehow makes you better.

>>168171323
dont ask me why, but for some reason senors have trouble with different grain or whatever of pads. if you need more horizonal space, get on of them hot desk pads.

>>168171476
>makes you better
Probably not but I don't want to wreck my wrist more than I already have

>>168171476
get a big mouse mat
let people know you're all that

>>168171274
M249 is better than Negev desu senpai. Less damage per bullet but way tighter spray.

>>168167804
i fucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it fucking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

new operation droppin in hot on thursday

>>168174054
ur mom is dropping hot.

>>168166094
>>168166802
At least he's good on ESEA.

>tfw LE using 2560x1440
I feel like screen resolutions are a meme. I'm still climbing and I don't feel disadvantaged, plus the game looks fucking pretty.

>>168174409
It is a meme. It's all about your personal preference.

>cheater on my team needs to ragehack so I don't outfrag him

Why are cheaters so pathetic?

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Which animal embodies the spirit of CS:GO best?

>>168174795
Owl.

>>168174509
Yeah. I'm not so nostalgic that I get tilted if the game doesn't look like it's from 2005.

>>168174409
>you can be a shitter at whatever resolution you want

GEE WHAT A SURPRIZE

>>168174795
A tired-out workhorse that will get shot and fade into obscurity once it's use has died out.

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>>168174795
P.S post pictures of the animal you suggest

>>168175764
Aint posting shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQYaRc1A0C4

>he literally put on a hoodie and recorded himself talking
>then he recorded it again as himself
>listening to the first recording and adding awkward nods and laughs

How autistic can csgodemoreviews get?

>>168175528
I'll admit that current globals are better than me, might make it to supreme, might not, could have easily been a global before the rank shift though. I've seen videos of the nova strats and dmg sprays.

You're the guy who refuses to play mm after the shift, aren't you?

I play 800x600 stretched on a 55" 4k tv and 400dpi with gear I made my parents buy that my favorite pro uses but I'm still silver

where do you get hacks?

>>168175997
He didn't even use a voice changer lmao

>>168176053
Shut up silver trash.

>>168176174
go to bed Hiko

>>168175997
it's a joke

he's being sarcastic

you just meme'd yourself idiot

delete post

>>168176510
Kill yourself cheater apologist.

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>>168174795
The JEB!

>>168174795
fursona fgt gtfo

who /boipuqqi/ here?

also nip will win las vegas you heard it here first.

>>168177709
>nip

What's that? A t4 team or something?

>>168177748
DELET

>>168176403
Kek. Knew it. You're the chickenshit ex-global who refuses to play mm because you'd be an mg.

>>168181071
>projecting this hard

What is you talking about, autismo? Go roleplay somewhere else.

>stream I'm watching has sneaky jew overlay for WWE network ad

Wow this is a top quality production here 4chan

>Bomb the pistol round
>Top casual scoreboards anyways because I'm a god at flanking
How do you use pistols

>>168182683

buy deag
pop heads

>>168182683
>>How do you use pistols
>run around with glock like a retard while avoiding bullets because it has unlimited accuracy with shit range
>lurk with USP because for some reason a silenced weapon oneshot headshots on range
>bind Fire on mousewheel and buy Five Seven/Tec 9
or
>buy deagle
>ask yourself why you bought deagle if you cant hit shit
ez

So:
Astralis over coL
North over OpTic (55/45)
VP over Misshits
Fnatic over Gambit
Sk over Tyloo
Cloud9 over NiPples
FaZe over Renegades
Navi over Mousesports

What am I missing?

>>168184897
I would favor north heavily over optic since the stanislaw transfer
c9 vs nip isn't a sure deal
as much as nip sucks they really only suck against eu teams, f0rest usually still shits on every na team singlehandedly

>>168184897
also as much as I want to believe in fnatic, gambit has a decent chance to beating them this early into their "coming-back-together" phase. They're not like the french teams that usually enjoy a early rape mode period.

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>When someone says "lol ur just bad CSGO barely has any cheaters"
>But then gets VAC banned 2 rounds later
>Then his friend who was also trash talking gets VAC banned
>Then 4 rounds later the person top fragging on your team gets VAC banned
I don't know why I still put up with this game... Prime better be fucking worth it.

>>168186895
It's about 90% better. The 10% is prime smurf accounts and prime hackers. Happens about once every 7-8 games as opposed to every game.

What's the best butterfly that's not retardedly expensive?

>>168186895
>he's playing non prime MM
I feel for your soul. Get prime quickly.

>>168189760
is that in EU? In NA it doesn't really do any good. Most cheaters here are committed anyway so prime or not it doesn't matter. Maybe not as many casual ones but the ones that do will cheat prime or not, mm or esea, they're usually at the higher levels and will never get caught.

>>168190759
It did wonders for me on NA southwest servers.

>>168164046
please reply

regular bayo or an m9 rust coat my dudes?

>>168190808
that would take care of most of the mexicans and peruvians, I guess. In north east NA cheaters are little more persistent, despite being less common, I guess. Less third worlders, more just plain evil dickheads that know what they're doing.

>>168190759
Straya
I guess we have honour among convicts

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight

>>168192159
losing my religion

>>168192658
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've called you out
You just bought that account

I thought I saw you pre-firing
I thought I saw you save
I think I saw you miss

how do I make my maps look pretty

it just has dev textures right now but I've seen some GORGEOUS maps using only dev textures, and I want to make mine just as pretty but without copying their styles

Italy is the bane of my existence
I'm always up against really good motherfuckers there

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On which gun should I put my cute doru sticker csgog?

>>168200509
probably an m4a1s

>>168200879
I was thinking an stainless usp, or a basilisk m4a1-s.