/ink/ - Splatoon General

First for having a slomo video of me hotgluing marie on my computer but am shy and don't want any anons seeing my dick

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>>168028432
I don't appreciate the implication that you ejaculating on a children's toy is less embarrassing than people seeing your penis.

>>168028432
>hotgluing
>but also "teehee im so shy please insist otherwise" attention whoring
holy autism batman

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hotglue this

>>168028432
hmm
>>168028694
post more

>>168028552
>>but also "teehee im so shy please insist otherwise" attention whoring
I'm not attention whoring, I'm just saying that everyone complaining that no-one's done it is wrong. Insist all you want, you're not getting the fucking video.
>>168028694
>Implying I don't also have purple squidboi amiibo
Anon please.

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>>168028814
No, I refuse

>>168028879
you post this every thread but that's okay because it's so so cute

>>168029836
We only get a new thread every 3 weeks so it's not like im posting it every other day.

Why isn't there any mention of Cuttlefish's kids?

>>168031697
what make you think he even has kids?

>>168031754
Because Marie and Callie are his granddaughters and are cousins so he probably has at least 2 kids

>>168031754
How else would he have grandchildren?

>>168033143
Because he stayed so pure all his life eventually grandkids just materialized.
In the confusion he got them genetically tested and they did show up as his grandchildren, but both from different parents.
>TFW Marie's fully sequenced genome is on file in a lab somewhere

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>www.squid-world.com/squid-reproduction/
Gross.

>>168028240
kill fucking callie

>>168033316
Remember everyone going on about the insides of their tentacles being really sensitive, woomies getting turned on as their suckers slap against their legs all day?
Looks like that's just the boy squids. No wonder they tie their tentacles up.

>>168034316
deep lore

>>168028240
>splatoon 2 right around the corner
>ANOTHER
>FUCKING
>CALLIE OP
W E W
LAD

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>>168036965
We still have like 4-5 months so we'll probably have at least 2 more threads before then

>>168036965
>right around the corner
I wish

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>>168036965
93 days until summer

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>>168036965
now i wonder if it is the same faggot bumping the thread when its about to hit page 10

>>168037793
there's at least 2 faggots bumping when it's on page 10

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Friends with Octolings!

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>>168041964
nah

>>168042275
this is such a cute image. I love it.

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Any SQUADS

Does Splatoon have a defined meta? Any weapons/sets dominating it? I played it like a year ago for fun and got to A+ since the only modes I liked were in ranked.

>>168044116
it's the same as you remembered it.

>>168044156
It's been a while though, I don't remember shit besides the Luna Blaster and Carbon Roller being the banes of my existence.

>>168044370
well, maybe you should squad with >>168043023 and find out!

well looks like we're dead

bye /ink/

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>>168050974
bye

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>>168051192
whoops just kidding

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>>168042275

>>168028240
>Splatoon 2 will allow for two players to spectate a private match in "Private Battle Spectator View". In it, you are able to seamlessly swap between an overhead view and a view from each player. See it in action here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0RiyuzqQ0

How will they stop spectators for helping one team? If I have a third party thing that lets me talk to people on one team then I can be the mission commander and tell them anything they need to know.

>>168052776
>wallpaper
>portrait layout

>>168054126
>private battle spectator view
>private battle

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>>168054217
for phones, silly

>>168055238
i still use an iphone 5

>>168055412
nothing wrong with that

>>168054645
People can pick favorites in private battle? Just because they have your friend code doesn't mean they can't cheat.

>>168055774
I mean it's a private battle; nothing happens when you win or lose.
If some dude is being dumb get them out or just don't play with them.

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Good or shit idea: Splatoon 2's campaign has multiple usable weapons that can be switched between in levels.

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>>168055412
Same here, waiting for pixel xl.

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this one works well for iPhone lock screens I believe.

>>168058323
sounds good to me

>>168037793
>saves the thread from dying
>updates all the news
and this is bad?

>>168059705
people get bothered over anything. what difference does it make if the threads lives or dies? what difference does it make if the OP has a pink squid instead of a green squid?

>>168059857
>what difference does it make if the threads lives or dies
it can cause a lot of disorder. also, threads that start after one dies will go a lot slower initially because people don't know where the new thread is.
>what difference does it make if the OP has a pink squid instead of a green squid
beats me

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me on the left

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>>168063490

>>168063490
>the splat hub
sounds like some clanfag squidboards shit
if i can't shitpost i ain't joinin

>>168064016
Well, He just handed the keys to the castle.
So basically I'm cleaning up his mess.

>>168063490
>you do not have permission
>you do not have permission
>you do not have permission

gee, thanks, chum

Callie is fat! FAT!

>>168064169
she is cute and soft and cuddly

>>168064223
>you will never cuddle with soft callie
why
live

>>168064156
I guess tatsumaki is down

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>>168064169
>>168064223
You're damn right

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>>168064628
I have no idea what you're talking about

I kinda hate Discord at this point, anyway, so don't worry about it, my friend.

>>168064892
If it had to do with joining permissions, I've lowered the requirements

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Someone said phone wallpapers?

>>168064169
That's an odd way to spell Marie.

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>>168066618
I said it telepathically. Does that count?

>>168066898
That's a cool wallpaper, keep posting

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>>168067060
I'll try. But I'm almost out of data.

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>>168067060
Splatoon brands composite

>>168067315
>>168067869
Do you have more in the form of
>>168066898

?

>>168068464
That's pretty nice.

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used this LINE one for a while before switching to a botw one

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>>168069075
Yea but they are hard to find.

>>168073242
tfw line was never a thing outside of east asia even though it's better than whatsapp or whatever

I wish I was confident enough to rock these wallpapers in public. I have to set timers to change my wallpaper whenever I leave the house.

>>168075503
who is going to see your wallpaper, there's probably bunch of icons and shit over it anyway
you saw the switch commercial. you gotta be yourself

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>>168075725
>be yourself
it's harder than it seems...

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For my phone wallpaper, I went the boring route and stole the tiled splat backgrounds from SplatNet. I'll upload them all as 2400x2400 squares so you can resize and crop them however you like. Use a different variation for your lockscreen and homescreen, or use an app that cycles through different ones throughout the day.

1/4

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>>168076526

2/4

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>>168076697

3/4

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>>168076901

4/4

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>>168077091
5/4

>>168075810
Anyone who doesn't know what it's referencing either doesn't care, or by definition cares about stuff they were previously unaware of apart from a phone wallpaper, in which case their opinion is worth shit.

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>>168075810
The only thing I regret about this screen is sponsoring Jewrizon.

>>168076526
>>168076697
>>168076901
>>168077091
hey, that's not a bad idea. it looks fresh, too.
>>168077184
here's a 95MB version of that: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-20dDA6GqIVXNXQlY3VV9kU3c/view?usp=drivesdk

>>168079848
Every time this gets posted I just want to open palm slap her belly

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>>168080125
I want to rest my head on it and take a nap

>>168080125
http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51503587&p=1

>>168080450
nah i don't like inflation

>>168080345
this
>>168080450
no anon

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sweet dreams, /ink/! you're some of my favorite people in the world and I love each and every one of you

>>168081690
I love balloon shorts

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>tfw GOAT rank rotation is up and your mates are down to squad

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>>168080450

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>>168081690
Good night /ink/. May the map rotation be ever in your favor.

>>168082681
yo show the whole picture with the trash bags you nerd

i love callie!

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seriously, though, /ink/ makes me so happy to browse. I love you guys so much. I just want to give a big hug to all of /ink/

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>>168085197

You're alright m8

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frons woth octolongs

>>168085665
They're slowly becoming retarded.

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>>168085938
desu I really love the default octoling design but that hybrid abomination shit makes me like them less

too bad octolings are such an autism magnet

>>168085197
Me too.

When Spla2n comes out I'm gonna play EXTRA HARD with all of you since I don't need a TV to play it anymore. Watch out.

>>168087490
I can't wait to play with you

>>168087664
Oh yeah? Well I can't wait to play with you. And I also can't wait to just leave the game on in the background while I'm working on things with whatever cool bgm will be playing and fill every five minute break I do with a match.

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me on the right

>>168089461
Me on the right

Crying because I can feel that squid boner

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>>168089461
>You will never hug or be hugged by a woomy

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>>168089962
I was gonna give you a rebuttal --what with some octopi having one tentacle longer than the others -- But it turns out squids, indeed, have dicks.

Pic isn't really nsfw ( more of a simple diagram ) but I spoilered it anyway just in case.

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>>168090506

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goodnight callie
i love you

>>168093927
Good night.

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>>168093927
good night, anon
>>168095080
Are we actually supposed to respond to him? He's saying good night to callie, not us...

>>168095274
I think it'd be mean to not say anything.

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>>168095274
we'll get through to him one day

Tako!

>>168098661
Yaki?

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>>168042275
>>168052776
is there a point of squids wearing swimsuits if they melt in water?

>>168064169
I hope Callie shows you how fat she is by sitting on your face and suffocating you

>>168101757
Squids bathe in soap. or something.

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>>168102837
Either of the sisters can suffocate me any time desu

>>168101757
They can bathe, either in ink/non salt water/water with small amounts of ink to hold them togeather.
I wouldn't be surprised if they could swim just fine, so long as they lowered themselves in very slowl, fuck
Nigga it's fucking obvious.
The swimsuits are SO they can swim in water.

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>>168103140
i dunno seems like they'd need to ink each other to keep clean

Global testfire confirmed
03/24-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QjK3uTO4mg

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>>168104652
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THERE'S A REASON TO GET A SWITCH EARLY NOW.

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>>168104652
GET. FUCKING. HYPE.

>>168104652
PRE-ORDERED

who is ready to bully squibs in the testfire?

>>168105065
Me! ME! OH MY GOD ME!

>>168104652
Oh that's fucking diabolical, Nintendo. There's no way I'll be able to get a Switch before then.

>>168105440
FORGET GETTING A SWITCH. I NEED TO GET A JOB.

>>168105461
Just steal a Switch,bitch nigga

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Since the Switch seems to be sold out everywhere, does anyone know when the second release wave is supposed to come out?

I'm heading down to Mississippi to visit relatives the day the Switch launches. FML

It's either gonna be sold out by the time our plane lands, or nobody is going to have it in the first place. It's the most tech-averse state in the country, after all.

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>>168101757
They don't melt in water, they just sink. And self-destruct to respawn, because they can't get out quickly otherwise, just like when they fall off-stage on Moray. I bet that if given flotation devices, they can swim just fine.

>>168108426
That's the thing. It's a state where nobody really wants a Switch, but shops are still going to stock some. You have a better chance of getting one in Missisipi than anywhere else, where people will stand in a kilometer-long lines.

>>168111572
Well yeah, that's another option, but if Nintendo had any knowledge about supply and demand, they probably wouldn't have shipped many Switches down there.

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>>168105065
>>168105135

Proud squib defender here. I'm coming for you!

>>168104652
NINTENDO YOU CUNTS
>>168103869
LEWD

>>168104652
>Buy a switch at launch for THREE WHOLE DAYS OF SPLATOON!
No. Fuck you guys, the comments on that vid are just sad.
Give me a testfire on the Wii U and you'd have all my goodwill. The switch launch is flaky enough as it is.

>>168105461
>I NEED TO GET A JOB.
Same situation here anon. Fucking hate this shit. I'd do anything but I'm competing for McJobs with people who just finished 5 years of uni.

>>168104652
OH SHIT

>>168115550
good luck anon. my friend recently got a fairly respectable-sounding job at a bank where he had to compete against a bunch of students as well. long story short, he simply impressed during the interviews and outsmarted everyone basically.

so you see it IS possible

>>168115290
It's calculated, to have testfire as squib-friendly as possible. Old splatooners would wait till release.

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>>168104652
Goddamn it. Of course they reveal this while I'm sleeping.

>>168116497
You've got a damned good point there anon.
Testfire for everyone who's already got a switch that doesn't know about splatoon.

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do I buy a Switch for the testfire or not... hm... I really shouldn't since I already spent over $200 on a pair of jeans this month, but damn this is tempting.

has Nintendo ended the artificial scarcity meme for the Switch yet?

>>168117986
Why did you spend $200 on a pair of jeans anon?

>>168118283
it's a hobby of mine. they're very nice jeans! I swear!

>>168118384
Seems like a poor decision to buy stuff like that. At least you're taking the games message of "Stay fresh!" to heart.

>>168118713
but I love jeans so much, anon. nobody ever understands... you can't get the kind of jeans I want for under $200. you just can't!

I definitely wouldn't have gotten them if I had known that the testfire was so soon, though. I have plenty of money to buy a Switch, but I'd feel bad about spending so much on silly stuff at once.

>>168118384
And people still say $300 for "underpowered console" is too much.

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>>168118952
Just remember to have your priorities in order my dear anon. We love you.

>>168118952
>I have plenty of money to buy a Switch, but I'd feel bad about spending so much on silly stuff at once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsABTmT1_M0

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>>168118384
>>168118952

You enjoy what makes you happy, anon. That's the way to live.

>>168119816
Especially Splatoon

>>168117986
>>168118384
>>168118952
post pics of fresh af jeans

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>>168117986
Same, but I have 1000 saved up toward a non-shit car. Mobility or switch?
Both are tempting choices...

>>168104652
>could buy a Switch over Spring Break and bring it to Uni
How tempting.

>>168120783
switch = mobility
buy a bike

>>168120783
>1000
>non-shit
Gotta save up more for that.

>>168120229
These are actually gonna be my first jeans that I've spent nearly this much on. It took me like a year to convince myself. And they don't look particularly special or expensive. They look like normal jeans.

Carbon and Luna need seroous efficiency nerfs. Add those skill-less scrubs at least something to think about

>>168122642
I'm really looking forward to what they'll do with blasters.

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>>168122756
as long as they bring new rapid blasters, I'll be happy

>>168122950
She's fucking dead, squiddo.

>>168122980
No she's not. They said she was busy with work during the trailer.

>>168123003
Yeah, working to break out of Squid Hell.

>>168123176
That's not work, anon.

>>168122756
Make Luna hit like Rapid Blaster (but with 125 direct), leave everything else be.

>>168123214
She made a deal with the Squid Satan and now she has to work to pay off the debt.

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do you think they'll do anything interesting with sloshers? do you have any cool idea for slosher concepts?

>>168123580
Reverse the current falloff model. The further it falls, the more damage it does, capped of course. Or at least make it like brushes, with no falloff difference.

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octolings are fat and lazy!

>>168121103
Anything is non-shit to me if it will at least turn over.

>>168124016
Yes they are, that's why they lost.

>>168117986
>has Nintendo ended the artificial scarcity meme for the Switch yet?
Nigga, the amiibos, the NES mini, they where all just tests.
You're not getting a switch till christmas

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Luna is a fair and balanced weapon!

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>>168124016
Well, that was an unexpected boner.

>>168074581
That's unfortionate

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>>168124016
It's okay to draw fat octolings but not fat squids

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>>168128510

Are you sure?

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>>168128665
Yes

Splatoon is shit and you guys are drawfags and a disgrace to vg.

>>168129379
try
>>168105000
>>168117819
>>168117963
>>168099018
>>168123135

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>>168129379
I can live with that

>>168129379
babt?

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>>168096832
i know she's not real, but she means a lot to me regardless

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>>168129379

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>>168131560

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>>168133982
What a perfect cylinder of of meat.

>>168104652
Well, now I have to buy a Switch as soon as I can.

>>168134304
I was gonna show you up by posting the full version of that, but I seem to have deleted it...

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Guys in A. I fucking hate every single one of you. I tried to get out of As after a series of disconnects for far too long, simply because stupid As decide that stuff like letting Carbons be and not brutally murdering them on every opportunity, camping in the mid while everyone else is pushing, not inking walls, ninja squid Dynamos with their specials ready picking up the fish, wearing two subs of defense up, using bomb rushes as panic specials, flanking with Hydras, echoing when both teams are dead, not taking advantage of damaged enemies, trying to outpeek a blaster, charging straight into a hornet's nest with the rainmaker during overtime and using Aerospray for any reason are all acceptable practices. Seriously, it's easier to play in S than in A, at least you don't have to carry stupid jellies with water for brains. Most of you guys who whine that they can't get into S are the kind that will drop out of it with seven straight losses as soon as they cheese their way there with Luna on TC. Farewell and get good, suckers.

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>>168135992

>realize the times for the testfire are in PT
>I can't make the first time
And here I was stoked about possibly getting to do all of them.

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>>168123580

>One hit kill Slosher
>Ink efficient Slosher

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>>168128665

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How would you describe Callie and Marie?

Do they pass the Plinkett test?

For those that don't know

You must describe the character without mentioning, their appearance, skills, plot relevance or relationships. Or rephrased, describe their personality only.

>>168140842
That sounds pointless and stupid.

>>168140842
Boke, tsukkomi.

>>168141326
No that's your life

>>168140842
Bumbling idiot and sassmaster extraordinarie.

>>168141326
>pointless and stupid
what is 4chan?

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you guys doing anything interesting for Valentine's day?

>>168145178
Besides crying and jerking off? Nothing.

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>>168145178
Nope

>>168135992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf--rJJkCdI

>>168147878
Someone should make the overwatch devs watch that

>>168148375
They're too busy hyping up the doomfister, buffing splattershot pro and sebastian and making hovercrotch's life harder every day.

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>>168140842
Not yet but they will someday, someday.
I hope

>>168147878
four minutes in and I've already forgotten why I opened the damn video.

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this thing is fucking disgusting

>>168154059
with that things introduction, its clear mutations are common place, you got tall gangly weirdos like Spyke, cyclops like that street urchin, and actual urchins like in Squid Squad

>>168154059
>>168154758
or! maybe it's a Sonic thing, and it's upper brow comes down and the eye gets a second pupil, eventually ending in something that looks like spyke

>>168154917
that would make it even worse

>>168157805
Nice mom

>>168122950
I am worried about still not seeing Callie.

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LEWDEST

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>>168158521

We need more squidmom art. I miss those few glorious days after Flounder Heights was revealed and everybody was drawing squidmoms.

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>>168159013
Teen woomies are cute too

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>>168159767

You're not wrong but moms need love too

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why must blasters exist

>>168163440
try rapid blaster

So what's the Meta at S+ Rank now?
Before it was Ninja Squid but...

>>168160845
Are moms really like this

>>168164715
Only good moms.
I know because I don't have one

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>>168167135
I'll be your mom

>>168158849
How obscene~

Any squads going on?

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who /readyfortestfire2/ here?

>>168176432
I'm probably not gonna bother getting a Switch until there's a Splatoon bundle or something of that nature, so I guess I'm /notreadyatall/.

>>168176432
Not me, sadly. I haven't even preordered a Switch yet and I was going to wait until splatoon 2's release. It's very, very unlikely, but I'd rather not miss out on a Switch/Splatoon 2 bundle if each testfire ends up being an hour of struggling to connect to overwhelmed servers.

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>>168176432

Can't wait to rejoin the Squib Defense Force

>>168176432
It's taking deep consideration.

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>>168176432
cant really afford a switch right now

i mean, technically I probably could but then I couldn't buy things I actually need

>>168181446
HUNGER FORGES THE STRONG FROM THE WEAK

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>>168182536
im not strong i just want to be comfy

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Is the Sloshing Machine equivalent to having Burst Bombs as a primary?

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Is Saltspray rig the prettiest map in the game?

If switch pre-orders are sold out, how long will it until a restock.
In time for the test-fire?

>>168185515
Nobody knows

>>168185159
i believe that honor goes to one of the blasters

>>168185515
depends on your country

right here where i live the gaming store i have near me only had like 15 switch pre-orders (30 if you count the 15 neon ones)
and usually these fuckers take 1 month to restock consoles

http://nintendoeverything.com/splatoon-2-producer-talks-a-ton-about-weapons-mobile-app-usage-graphics-hd-rumble-more/

Famitsu interview, my dudes.

Is Nintendoeverything a good news site to keep up with?

>>168186301
nice, splatoon confirmed to still be playable after spla2n's release

>>168186301
>The fact that the title just has a “2”, and no subtitle, feels very straight to the point. What reason did you have for naming it like that?
>I believe fans were expecting a “second” Splatoon, so our response was to give them what they wanted.
What a pointless question and pointless answer.

>>168186301
>We’d like to have everyone around the world be able to play together, but the Splatfests will be unique to each region, as they were previously.

It was probably obvious from the very beginning that this wouldn't change in the sequel, but I'm glad that it's official now.

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>>168186301
>I’ve also heard that there are new hair-styles and bottoms available.

>The hair-styles and bottoms will be available to change, just like the skin color and eyes in the first game. They don’t affect your battle performance, they’re just extra ways to accent your style. On the other hand, headgear, clothing and shoes all have gear abilities.

Confirmed.

>>168187225
It was already confirmed.

>>168187225
literally in the reveal trailer for the switch last year

>>168187320
Oh.
>>168187349
But we didn't know if they gave stats or not.

>>168186301
>By the way, will there be any weapon similar to the Dynamo Roller in this game? I bet its vertical swipe would have the same reach as a Charger…
>Its stats will be adjusted, but yes, all of the Main Weapons from the first game will appear again. Their specific abilities are still being researched.
...
>Also, Blasters, and Brushes, and all of the other secondary variations are all in the game as well. Every Main Weapon from the first game will appear in 2.

I was hoping they'd omit some weapons. oh well.

>I get the impression that the Super Jump is something that’s changed the most in this game.

>Right. We’d like to have it work similar to the previous game, where you would have to look between the map on the GamePad screen and your character on the TV. We’re considering having players be able to press the X button to switch to a map screen, where they can then select a teammate to jump to, like before.

>If we get good at it, will we be able to jump to our teammates instantly?

>I think you would be able to do it faster than the previous game, in that case. Each of your teammates, as well as the starting point, are assigned their own button, you see. We’ve also made the upper part of screen display what weapons your allies and enemies are using too. So, if you want to jump to someone with a Charger, all you have to do is press the corresponding direction button and you’re on your way.

It just seems better overall.

>The previous playable Inklings would be around 16 now, so the new 14 year old Inklings will step up to the plate. The playable Inklings will still be around 14.

New Agent 3 confirmed.

>>168187909
>New Agent 3
So Agent 4.

>>168188050
DEEPEST LORE

>>168188050
Hm. It would be very melancholic if Agents 1 & 2 made passing references to Agent 3 during single player.

>>168188387
I don't think you know what "melancholic" means.

>>168188424
agent 3 died

>>168188559
i think it will just be Marie judging you harshly, the crankykong of splatoon telling you Agent3 was faster, found all the secrets and didn't eat shit when facing the Octomachines

If the Carbon Roller could be compared to the Inkbrush, and the Splat Roller to the Octobrush,
What would be a "Heavy" brush to which the Dynamo Roller could be linked?

>>168176896

I'm with you, anon. We must persevere and wait for the cool switch bundles instead of giving into launch versions.

>>168189351
I'd say that Octo is Tentatek and Inkbrush is Junior, rather than Splroller and Carbon. Octo splats faster and at longer range. That would make the big brush Pro, bad at inking but long-ranged.

>>168191381
Cont'd. I think it will need to don bristles and become a pressure washer-like thing with spread nozzle, streams acting as bristles and reaching Tentatek range before falloff. Horribly inefficient and not good at turfing though roll is fast, and swing is slower than Octo but with guranteed 2-hit. Make it branded Custom and not Nouveau, give it splat bomb and Stingray.

>>168186069
Hey Rainy

>>168191381
I was gonna give it a comparison to the splattershot family, but the rollers seemed to operate on a more similar philosophy
>>168191964
Now that I think about it, what you're describing is more or less the Carbon in Brush form, at least mechanically.

>>168192859
It will be slower than Carbon at splatting and much less efficient, but with much longer range.

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goodnight callie
i love you
<3

>>168194587
Her arms look a little chubby

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So I've been thinking about how the community could help the game grow s'more

Like, maybe there could be even more fashion concepts delivered and put into the game
Or a place for fan-music to be listened to.
Better yet, how about arcade games? Imagine! Rail shooters, puzzle games, the latest and hottest games made by fans from around the world delivered straight to Inkopolis square.

>>168194719
Good

>>168193407
Makes sense.

>>168187815
But it does mean the removal of beakons

>>168194747
i have wanted more arcade games since the original global testfire
and maybe ones you could've played with the other people in the lobby while waiting for the last few players to drop in

Fuck, this is my first time hearing that the abilities are still tied to the clothing. I must have been misled to think otherwise. That's a huge bummer

>>168195393
Not really. s'okay.

>>168195393
>abilities are still tied to the clothing
wait, really? The official Japanese twitter stated the opposite.

>>168195393
Monster hunter clown suit syndrome.
Why must the min-max fags suffer so much?

>>168195230
Nintendo should Put wario-ware diy tools for the arcade games.

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>>168195456
What? It can't be a bummer to me that we can't choose the outfit we want most independent of the abilities? That sucks. I love customizing my squids appearance, but it looks like I'll be limited to the small amount of swimspeed gear again.

>>168195989
I think that was a mistranslation. This interview states that hats, shirts and shoes still have abilities tied to them

On the positive side, brushes are back! I am looking forward to seeing how they have changed

>>168196618
just git gud desu

and hope they don't make certain near-mandatory abilities rare so there's an actual selection of clothing

>>168197172
I think a "leaker" on /v/ said that abilities CAN be assigned to clothing as tags, so that might be another interpretation. does that sound plausible?

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>>168197295
the meta will never die

>>168197172
Well, it can be a bummer but at the same time abilities can only matter for so long.

Hey, I think main abilities still being tied to clothing would be okay as long as we can choose our secondary abilities.

>>168197393
didn't the leaker say skills could be chosen at will?
i certainly remember him saying they are forcusing on esports and being able to choose the skills you want is the first step

>>168197647
but we see in the demo that you still have to roll for sub-abilities

>>168197647
That was the basic premise, yes.

But remember, this is 4chan. 99% of "leaks" on this site are nothing but bullshit.

>>168197596
>>168197647

did that leak even seem credible? from what I recall, his description of a new mode seemed stupidly similar to rainmaker

>>168197848
I don't pay any attention to "leakers".

In fact we learn from the latest Famitsu interview that the game's still very heavily in development and they're trying their best to make it to that summer deadline. A lot of stuff isn't finalized at all.

>>168197848
It was more like a pseudo-multiplayer mission where either Agent 1 or 2 gives you cover, or you need to cover them while they carry intel or something. Given that single-player is known to be more or less practice for online, and the fact that he also said that single player turf war and other normally-multiplayer modes would be introduced, it seemed worth a listen, at least.

>>168197941
I'm worried that even the summer deadline might be breached, despite how clean the game looks already. Remember, Smash 3DS was originally slated for summer, yet still ended up being pushed to October.

>>168198348
I don't mind a delay as long as they deliver a quality product.
It also gives me more time to save up for a Switch

>>168198798
>can't afford to get it day one
>after FIVE MONTHS
what kind of life are you living, man?

>>168199046
Where I live the Switch is going to cost $500 USD and I have no job.
Being a poorfag is suffering.

>>168199174
>500 US dollars
>Nearly twice original price
Are you living in California or something?

>>168199394
Nah.
I don't want the /pol/tists to shit up the thread

>>168199515
Relax. A relative of mine lives down there and has to cope with everything being so expensive compared to us, so I have a reference.

plus, i hate that board

>>168199801
Because it has no region locking I'm considering importing a Switch from Japan and hope I can at least save up 1/3 of the price.

>>168199906
That's quite smart, actually. Though if you save just by shipping it from a different country, where were you getting it from in the first place? Or is there something else I overlooked?

>>168200180
Customs are a bitch.

>>168199174
>$500 USD
I feel your same pain
I can afford it but I still have doubts, maybe it will be cheaper to import it but it has pretty much sold out everywhere

Which SD Card is everyone buying? I'm thinking of getting a 64GB sdxc, double of what I got in my 3DS.

>>168201723
Probably a 32 or 64GB one eventually.
I prefer to have all my games on physical.

>>168201723
I'm going to delay buying one as long as possible and then get a high spec Samsung one when I have to.

>>168205405
Waist is too small. If there's one good about Octolings it's how thick they are.

>>168201723
Switch has plenty internal storage for a dedicated Spla2n machine it is going to be in my hands.

>>168206275
Yeah I'll probably only be playing first party on it

>>168206058
the waist bothers you but not the huge knockers?

they're a little chubby I guess but they seem like pretty average young-teens

Is stock L3 a memegun?

>>168208490
Dunno. I don't use it personally.

>>168208490
If you can get the tempo of firing it, it's pretty good.

>>168208490
What makes something a memegun? I don't see many about, but I guess it's kinda hard to use.

>>168209723
Only to be used for fun, uncompetitive, has flaws without redeeming qualities, horribly outclassed by something else. Aero PG, for example, is a memegun by all four standards.

>>168210527
Admittedly, I haven't even tried every weapon.

Anyone got recommends for fan music? Already have IkaRadio and Cool&Create.
I hope much more music is created for Splatoon 2

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So can we expect a breakdown of existing weapon buffs and nerfs going into Splatoon 2 or are they going to expect us to learn it with our body

good afternoon, /ink/
i hope everyone is having a good day today

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>>168219612

I'm having a good day, thanks, anon.

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After the Dualies what weapon will you try in the Testfire? I think I'll go with the charger.

>>168208490
disruptors can be really gay if you use them right so it's kinda meme

>>168223643
What?

>>168222672
The SPLATTERSHOT, baby.

Okay but seriously I need to practice using the charger more. I never used it much, you see. Maybe in Spla2n I'll try and be more of a jack of all trades kinda' squid.

>>168222672
Everything, my Wii U shit the bed early on and all my skills have deteriorated. At least I can hone them on squibs.

>>168222672
dualies all day

>>168222672
Well you only get 4 to choose from so I will play all of them eventually
but i'm probably going to play the dualies last

NGYES