/srg/ - SpeedRunning General

why is there a 12 hour challenge community and a speedrun community? doesn't that just defeat the whole purpose of communities?

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Reminder

marketing degree

>>167986623
what has he done with it so far? acquired a steady 700 viewer base on twitch for slightly better than minimum wage?

save it

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/narcissa-cosmo-wright.24309/page-17

Oh no .... they're back!

our boy Apollo Legend is BACK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxDfSiRTMnE

now I see why GDQ staff is avoiding the community. they know he's back and will expose them if provoked.

>>167959569
are there enough people that even still speedrun to warrant a speedrunslive replacement?

i could make a rudimentary race organizer on speedrun.tv or something

>>167989389
lets make something great

>>167988134
>they've only just figured out who adrian is
pathetic

>>167989389
things that are wrong with SRL:

1.) uses IRC
2.) doesn't have a focus (split between races and pb attempt streams)
3.) corrupt management
4.) terrible account system
5.) archaic system used to start and join races
6.) points don't matter, nothing to discourage quits, nothing to reward winners.
7.) no race leaderboards (best race times etc)

that's all I can think of right now. what else is wrong with SRL that we can fix?

>>167989389
>>167991295
>>167991615
We need to build a great website. One with tremendous ability to facilitate the speedrun community in races. We need to fix what is wrong with SRL.

1.) Eliminate the reliance on IRC.
2.) Focus on racing and streams of races. Don't allow casual shit to take over like SRL did.
3.) Create a responsible management team. One that does not consist of power hungry individuals like SRL has.
4.) Create a simple account system. You log in. You can see your race stats and profile.
5.) You can join races with a click of a button. Simple. Easy. Gets the job done.
6.) Create events and incentives to have people race. Implement penalties for quits. An ELO system that matters would go a long way to make speedrun races great again.
7.) Log all data and make it available to people. Top race times. Top point earners. Many things.

If a racing website was a nice go to live hub to race and chat with others, it would be great. speedrun.com is the place to go to post your best runs. This SRL replacement would be the place to hang out live. It will be a huge project, but it is necessary to revive this hobby from the grave that Mike Uyama and GDQ LLC has put it in.

>>167993697
DELETE THIS

>>167988706
reminder that the Dragster guy made many claims like these and the time isn't even possible in a TAS and Twin Galaxies verification doesn't mean anything

http://pastebin.com/cQsBM6Jv

>>167996051
see you next month

>>167996051
anyone else literally never heard of this guy before?

lmao

>>167996051
>To be honest I think a lot of it is the entire attitude and stigma that surrounds the community.

>>167992868
>You log in.
This is something I don't think should be on a speedrun site. Why not just piggyback off Twitch/Twitter/Google?

>Don't allow casual shit to take over like SRL did.
The issue is some serious speedrunners like to do fun stuff every now and then with speedfriends. There could be like "untracked races" or something that allow people to use the racing mechanism without the data or streams clogging up the site

>>167998413
Closer to 3/5

>>167998413
I only see fucking white males

>>167997008
yeah I think you can have casual races and be fine as long as they are labeled casual and don't mess with ELO stuff. i think just having an easy way to create a race, join a race, and record the record of the race is what is needed. SRL lacks that.

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>>168002808

>>168002935
Why was he censored? Was he about to reveal he was molested while filming Malcolm in the middle?

the state of this general is sad.

>>168003610
We could start shitposting about bounceyboy again if that would help.

SamandTolki and Kiwifarms' Narcissa thread made /srg/ irrelevant.

https://twitter.com/Naegleria1/status/830296654859399171
>being depressed because of what other people think when it has literally no effect on your personal life
what a sad hell-life nigleria must live

>>168003669

Go for it

>>168008908
>de hippie spacing

I've never been into speedrunning before, but am interested in getting into it.
What are some meme games I could try speedrunning (PC). Shame Sneak King doesn't exist for PC.

>>168014182
30 Flights of Loving
Bop me and damon

srg is based

>>168016810
If you truly believe this then there is no hope for you.

>metako gets WR in sotn
>next stream black nail polish
>kay...
>next stream after that
>eye shadow
>kayyyyyy....


What is his end game here?

>>168024350
Getting a hot dicking I imagine

so why are all the 12 hour streams ending before 12 hours? i thought the point of the 12 hour stream thing was to get people to speedrun for 12 hours straight and get a good time in their game?

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>>167992868
people have a lot of problems with SRL. they do the one race and get put on the streams page, but can't figure out how to log in. the system is so archaic and needs an overhaul. too bad SRL management is flooded with people who don't do anything and just pretend they are important. just look at http://www.speedrunslive.com/about/ most of these people dont do shit.

SRL needs to drain the swamp. its time to repeal and replace SRL with something bigger and better.

>>168025889
thanks for the late response!

The only hope for SRL is a merger with speedrun dot com. SRL died in 2014.

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>>168024515
He is streaming literally right now. My sister wears these exact same glasses. What will it be next stream? Pink lipstick?

>>168026436
>working against 'WR splits'

worse than clickbait

Why is SMW 96 Exit the flavor of the month game and category?

AdamAK is running Vice City on twitch right now

The qt has returned

>>168029920
96 Exit isn't a speedrun.

Cyber on WR pace for Sesame Street Sports.

>>168030985
Link to Twitch?

>>168026335
speedrun.com is pretty corrupted now. there is no authority there. everyone is too beta to tell these shitty communities to tone down on the shit categories. just think if they did races. it would just be a replica of SRL now but maybe with an updated UI for races and a please donate button next to it.

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>>168029991
He lives!

when u reminisce the past when the soylent hit u

*complains about a new player not copying every movement input for input from a guide*
wow, sm64 is so deep!

SM64 is only truly deep from a tool-assisted perspective.

Cronikeys was right

>>168040664
That guy is retarded and I hope he stops posting.

>>168041218
Wrong. It's deep in the hands of players too, especially deep in TAS, as with all games.

Hello?!

>>168045037
hi

>SDA dead
>SRL dead
>SRG dead
the bubble really burst didn't it?

>>168048720
Blame sellouts grinding popular speedgames for 12 hours a day while pretending only god gamers can speedrun.

any girls streaming atm

>>168040664
SM64 is deep, but there are multiple other 3d games that are equally as deep. Anyone who disagrees with this only runs SM64.

>>168049759
Wow, it's almost like people can learn a game and then decide they don't like running it.

>enter a stream for the first time
>runner is 5 seconds off his PB which is also his WR
top lad! HOYYYYYP!

>>168050278
You can only say you learned the game after grindmonkeying it for 2 years 10 hours a day.

theres a guy streaming FFIX who is 6 hours in and going "yeah this runs pretty much over, no point continuing"

waht in the unholy fuck is the point of speedrunning 9 hour games jesus christ

>>168051451
Getting rid of segmented runs was a mistake.

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Damn Trihexx is a real nigga you know what im saying like the REALEST nigga

>>168053852
>Antlanta-looking ATL
What did he mean by this?

>>168052457
i miss early 2014 desu

https://twitchstuff.3v.fi/modlookup/u/narcissawright

How many channels do YOU have moderator status in?

Sometimes I get mixed up about the things that I like and end up searching for srg on /d/ or sph on /vg/. Does anyone else have this problem?

>>168054973
Why anon? Maybe it will come back..

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>dead before 200 posts

Future's not lookin' bright, serg.

>>168056556
cheer up loli, it's not over yet

>>168054486
atl is slang for aliens ala outkast

>!add all 12hourchallenge A community challenge where participants choose a game and attempt to learn to speedrun it in 12 hours. Details here: http://pastebin.com/U4yrfNAD
wow, encourage this degenerate activity even more!!

>1 5 0 A P M - Yoshi's Island 100% speedrunning (rusty still) -- then losing Zelda Virginity w/ TPHD :^)

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>>168064217
For someone who's supposedly secure about himself, Trihex sure talks about virginity a lot

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>>168053852
>real nigga
>looking like vanessa from the cosby show

>>168064895
Is this real?

>>168064663
all black people do is talk about their dicks

this is not surprising

>>168065554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0speQHbLMtU

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>>168065685

>>168065685
he my monkey

>wrester is doing the 27 hour speedrun again
why cant these people grow up

>>168067975
t. guy crying about what other people are actually doing on 4chan

>>168068284
im about to go out for a drink with friends, not play pokemon stadium for 27 hours

to each their own :)

>>168068425
Even if that was true, which it isn't, crying about it on 4chan is actually pathetic

>>168068503
u want this black dick?

call me your fucking monkey

>>168067975
when is he getting a wife's son?

ANY LADIES CURRENTLY SPEEDRUNNING

I NEED MY FIX

>>168068284
>>168068503
>grindxmonkey defending people grinding for 27 hours straight
and nobody was surprised lmao

>>168068593
CALORIE THIEVING

>>168064895
>No brackets on the 'IT'S REAL NIGGA!'
DELETE THIS

>>168055059
76

>>168069157
You must improve your popularity or /srg/ will never gossip about you.

>enter narci stream
>it's complaining about 4chan again
lol!

>>168069708
cosmo is a mess
cosmo is a waste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvOOeqTcruE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvOOeqTcruE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvOOeqTcruE

>>168070091
especially for me

>>168069708
How does he not realize what a pathetic waste of space he is? He's turned himself into an unattractive freak, alienated his fan base, and abandoned everything he's "accomplished." What's his endgame?

>>168071427
>What's his endgame?
Soylent OD.

>>168071427
I can't wait until male-to-female freak streams are automated and he loses that too.

>>168071174
meows...

>>168072127
>cute
is that possible for cosmo without tool-assistance

gotta need for speed

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>>168010609

if SamAndTolki gets banned, can we move over here?

>>168076470
sure

tfw no one's live

fw everyone's live and they're all grinding away at the shitty 12 reddit challenge and none of them bothered to watch the fucking world record video and copy its strategies

reminder that redditors are no one

>>168078168
serg isnt eithet

speedrunners are a meme

*sticks dick in srg*

>>168080303
cosmo...

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>>168080303

>>168080303
*curls toes*

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>>168080303

https://twitter.com/trihexx/status/830488811712999424

MMMHMMMMMM

#SWAG

Anyone watching carl sagan run 70 star, he's an hour in with less than 20 stars.

pie's fucking softlocked his final fantasy 6 run lmao

>>168084287
why would i want to watch that?

>>168082287
shaq looks like he wants that random white guy taking a selfie with him to leave him alone.

>Cheese starts going for 16 star WR
>Biinny starts going for it too

>its a Trihexx slowly realizes that his girlfriend is an annoying weed loving normie and tries to hide his embarrassment stream

>>168086056
neither of them can get it lmao

http://www.youtube.com/narcissawright/videos

damn, narci! dat content!

>>168086354
did he really just upload random shit from years ago

https://youtu.be/2qpji0A2OEM

>trihex's zelda stream

holy fuck. so not only is he a fake black guy AND a fake weeb, he's also a fake gamer.

dude is fucking TRASH at vidya.

>>168088741
Zeldas are shit cryptic games devoid of interesting gameplay.

slayer is being epic again

>>168089528
she prefers gayer

any of you speedbois thicc?

>>167987570
Wake up, anime! You have to practice more for WR!

>>168088741
trihex makes iateyourpie look like a god gamer

>>168029920
people in the """"community"""" are framing speedruns in terms of things like "game showcase" and viewability and "interesting" because of GDQs, rather than pureboi categories.

>>168089645
i have a thick cock

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>>168089645
>>168090430
you have to go back

>>168089645
my wrs are thicc :)

>>168096706
duggy looks like a boss from RE7

>>167991615
>1.) uses IRC
literally what is wrong with irc

irc is the purest and most wholesome form of group communication

>>168096879
It's good if you're a power user and already familiar with how IRC works, but it needs to be simpler so retards don't get frustrated.

>>168096706
Looks like a killing spree in the making.

>started watching a run
>gets boring, stop
>it becomes the WR run

done that twice now, SMW 96 exit and FF7 any%

>>168100000
final fantasy isn't a speedrun, smw 96 exit is a meme category, and you just killed serg with your post number.

>>168101298
well if 20 minutes wasn't long enough, I don't think the spam is coming

>>168089918
*bird laughs in the distance*

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>>168094245
>(user is banned)

hey serg i got a world record today

https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/121525492

>streamer is 4 times louder than the game
will the fucking autists EVER learn?

Can someone explain who this ClintStevens guy is? Every time I open twitch he has 4k+ viewers

>>168110738
he's just some irrelevant viewbotter

>>168109087
Toxic behavior and chat.

hey

>>168116512
hi

Why did it take Carl Sagan one hour to get 20 stars?

>>168118418
People who exclusively play 2d games typically struggle when they try to do anything in 3d.

It's funny because the opposite isn't true. 3d gamers usually have no problem with 2d games at all.

I think 2d gamers have an underdeveloped spacial awareness.

>werster has a fiance in germany
Holy..

"GDQ is the most fun place to go in the world!" - guy who doesn't leave his house other than that one time he went to GDQ

I wish I could leave my parents' house...

why are there tons more white speedrunners than asian?

>>168121586
Because the 1st world has more free time than the 3rd world.

>>168121962
u ever been to california? tons of asians

>>168119669
>Werster's fiancee has a son in Germany

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>Doing a practice run
>Wind up demolishing a segment that I normally get the same time on each time
>Wasn't recording and I have no idea how I did it
Should I just start recording all runs?

>>168122490
I record all my gameplay, both so I can track my hours played and for the off chance that something ridiculous happens.

whats your excuse for not giving me a (You)?

>>168124825

I record all my life, both so I can track my hours lived and for the off chance that something ridiculous happens.

>Haha, speedrunners are so autistic. They should learn a real hobby like playing a musical instrument.
>*honks into tuba*

>spam LoL pub matches 7 hours a day hoping for good teammates so i can get a meaningless rank up
>scream at teammates for hours, whining and bitching about how shit they are
haha I'm totally not autistic like speedrunners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThJwsMhYME&t=23780s

>>168129326
fuck off wright

>>168129326
d*ng!!!! that soylent trip hit too hard!!!

>>168067975

at the pace at its going, cuckster may turn it into a 21 hour run

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>LackAttack24
>playing The Legend of Zelda for 0 viewers

>>168133949
>de hippie spacing

>>168135032

don't respond to me, trog.

>>168135319
>de hippie spacing

>>168135927

don't respond to me

>>168136010

> d e

>e

>hippie spacing

>>168136196

don't respond

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>>168136280

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vniPtX1PQ7g

god bless

>>168136010
>>168136196
>>168136280
>de hippie spacing

oh no the bots got stuck in an infinite loop again

can someone reset them please?

The only cure for reply bots is 22 cc of led injected DIRECTLY into the brain of IAN EDWARD ARKISON

there are no bots, it's all just headcrab

desu senpai im enjoying this speedrunning community on twitch

easy to see at a quick glance games i usually dont watch

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>>168135032
>>168135927
>>168136196
>>168136576

>wrester with the 7 hour time save
kek

>>168141670
why doesn't the faggot play sonic any more

Imagine fathering the son of a random chick you met over the internet for 18 years

>>168142203
imagine recruiting more pokemon speedrunners around the world

>>168138030
just do it already you faggot

>>168141901

It reminds him of Mike.

https://clips twitch tv/tessleberry/AlertSwallowBionicBunion

how will this mammary mammoth ever get popular speedrunning with such horrifying comments about her president

>>168149823
>single
>alone
>owns a cat
>no donation for today
>ugly
>wishing death upon a president
wow!

>>168149823
>https://clips twitch tv/tessleberry/AlertSwallowBionicBunion

I'd have keemstar secretly killed

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howdy

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/102029916/#102065714

>>168151675
hey :)

Really wish one of my bois would stream rn....

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Post some good streams, boys.
Who we watchin'?

>>168152980
end it, baby cock shrew

the better mackenzie is here

>>168152980
s e c o n d a r y s h i t

i don't have any WRs because white people can't stand a black man with a WR - bigjon

[muffled anime in the distance]

>>168148271
>de hippie spacing

>>168155735

did I ask you to respond to me

[distant bone laughter heard below it all]

>>168155817
>de hippie spacing

>>168155918

hippe your dick, you chode

>>168154119
Did he actually say this?

>>168156368
>de hippie spacing

>>168149823
Someone should probably report her to Twitch for committing a felony https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/871

>>168152980
Quick, anime, what do I do?! None of my favorite speedboys are streaming right now?

>>168154119
Bigjon is garbage. All he does is solicit sympathy donations and has a big pity party every stream. It's insufferable how much he constantly draws attention to the fact that he can't get golf into a gdq or his mystery illness yet constantly goes "oh but don't feel sorry for me!"

>cfb got his own emote in caleb's channel

>>168157310
>de hippie spacing posting

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>>168161395
this is one of the ugliest and dumbest emotes i've seen

>>168165267
what a shit emote

>>168165267
caleb should have paid Jizzu 720 dollars to make him emotes instead.

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>>168165267
all of caleb's emotes are shit, it fits his stream + nuthuggers

>>168166759
Final Fantasy speedruns are Mormon territory.

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>>168155735
>>168155918
>>168157310

>>168166982
Even there you can't escape the gay furry menace (Brossentia)

*plays NTSC because it's faster than PAL*
*doesn't play emulator when it's faster than console*

>>168170378
RTA is a bitch

>>168170378
Emulator isn't speedrunning.

NARCI GOING IN ON /srg/ RN

holy SHIT

srsly we might get banned from /vg/ soon, she sounds determined as fuck to destroy us

>>168171408
fuck off cosmo, nobody wants to hear your inane rambling

>>167992868
explanation on how SRL is corrupt?

>>168171472
[distant bone laughter heard high above it all]

>>168171408
>she
stfu fucktard

>>168171408
Nice try, but I'm not gonna watch your stream, Cosmo.

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>>168171565
>>168171719
>>168171731

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>>168171656

>>168171635
they ban people for no reason from the IRC and thus ban them from racing. there is no way to appeal the decision and decisions to ban can be made by lower tier mods on SRL.

pretty corrupt.

>>168172398
that's not corruption, it's just bad infrastructure

Imagine donating $7,500 to Cheese05 in less than 3 months.

>>168172903
Can't really imagine that, sorry

>>168172876
>cliques ban people who they dont like
>no way to reverse it
>not corrupt

>>168173446
you can't prove it's dislike

did you get banned and take it personally?

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>>168172876

>>168173983
t. guy with no wrs

>>168173983
>spends that much time justifying his hatred for people that have fun playing games quickly
>calls stryder an arch-autist
gas the normalfaggots

>I'd like to run ______
no you wouldn't, or you'd already run it

>>168175112
medievil

>>168173983
source?

>>168172876
SRL is shit and needs to be replaced indefinitely by a group of people who actually care.

>>168173983
what a retard
speedrunning doesnt produce sickness, you just have to be sick to speedrun to begin with

>>168151675
chibi is cute and has a nice pee pee! :3

>>168176149
meows...

>>168176632
sumi must love the fact that she's butt ugly but that all other women in speedrunning elevate her looks

>>168176712
How is she related to speedrunning in any way?

>>168177089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0syiUwH64sO

>>168177305
?

>>168177554
Isn't it like 2am in the UK? Don't you have school to get up for Rob? What will mama medievil say about you staying up this late?

>>168178167
>he thinks baby mediebil isn't neet

>>168178423
But school is compulsory until you're at least 16 in the UK

>>168179869
(((state)))

Halinen is very inconsistent for someone with a low 49.

>>168181396
inconsistency is the hallmark of a brainless grind monkey

>>168181434
How credible are you words? What is your time?

>>168181628
>implying I run this Nintentoddler game

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>>168181628

>>168181698
It's quite literally the deepest speedgame out there.

>>168181739
>do everything exactly as in the guide input for input
>a coin flies in a random direction that I couldn't mindlessly prepare for with a guide
*banshee screeches*

>>168181901
What does this post even mean?

it means you're have bin exposéd

>>168182481
Are you sure it doesn't mean you can't face the fact that SM64 is the deepest speedgame?

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>>168182663

Dude nice

>>168185792
here's a blast from the past

donair

>>168189183
>>168189249
this has been another valuable exchange, brought to you by /srg/!

You lot are weird

So has this general been dead for the last 2 years? It seems y'all have been talking about nothing except squid and how he's a grind monkey, hippie spacing, and transsexuals since then.

>>168194452
He's based

HOL UP
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/5tkwad/whats_the_story_with_the_girl_who_comitted_suicide/ddnanyx/

Cosmo transitioned because Rachel killed himself?

>zfg called clint a fraud
O shit a feud is going to be brewing

How does iateurpie feel about living in calebharts shadow?

The God Gamer Stigma

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Boktai: The Sun Is in Your Hand

>>168194943
>So I guess the theory is Cosmo felt like he could bring her back in spirit if he attempted to become her.
They'll find a fucking reason.

>>168199198
Who is they?

>>>/v/367275927

shuttlebus soon

imagine deciding to have a feedback thread for an event that happened almost a month ago and then tell them to not talk about stuff that people already forgot about.

>>168201689
my feedback: remove all trannies and thinskinned faggots

>>168200607
shouldve been aborted desu

The Zero Time Dilemma

>>168203515
except me

is serg just bots now? the same fucking shit memes keep getting reposted like clockwork - like, that "birth of squid" guy can't actually be a living, breathing autist, right?

>>168210859
like this here folks is distilled autism; you can smell it from a hundred miles away. kinda like how you can smell goose's cuckery every time you open a bottle of maple syrup

I feel like I have a special connection with /srg/.

>>168210859
This is in no way funny even in the context of the tweet or whatever, just forcing some retarded phrase for no reason other than obsession

are any of you speedbois thicc?

>>167998413
The thing that annoyed me the most about the prime 2 run was that miles didn't even introduce himself or his couch during the entire run, so I still have no idea who the other 2 are.

Post your 70 star times.

>>168211358
/srg/ is pretty much the mountain peak of autism on 4chan. If you are posting it means you are one of us.

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Soon

>>168214582
>fatherless children

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when u on wr pace but can feel the soylent about to hit

Imagine Cosmo The Middle Aged Male trying to play SM64 LMFAO

So what exactly caused cosmo to go crazy? We need to find out if we're going to save speedrunning from the lizards.

>>168218325
Him getting destroyed in OOT Any% after making a pretentious video about his time + his girlfriend dumping him.

>>168218325
JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

>>168181739
How is it deep when all you have to do is copy inputs on someone's input display?

>>168218325
My money is on the dumb OoT wr video he made. "His greatest work" only to get beat a few months later. Not eve a year holding the title.

>>168196102
proof?

>>168218325
Consuming soylent and painting nails.

>>168219262
Because it isn't that easy to pull off. This post alone proves that you know nothing about the complexity of SM64.

>>168220270
>Because it isn't that easy to pull off.
High execution =/= high depth.

Rhythm games have significantly higher execution than SM64, but they're not deep, you just press a button when prompted. No speedgame is deep.

>>168220552
No one made the claim that you just have to press the inputs in SM64, that was you, retard. There is a lot of depth in SM64, in being able to control Mario alone.

>>168222403
>No one made the claim that you just have to press the inputs in SM64, that was you, retard.
That's literally all you have to do, though. What else is there?

>>168222927
If you booted up SM64 and tried to perform some expert strats using a video and input guide you will have a massive fucking shock when you realise it isn't that simple. You have clearly never played the game or experienced the deep complexity that SM64 has to offer.

>>168223039
>If you booted up SM64 and tried to perform some expert strats using a video and input guide you will have a massive fucking shock when you realise it isn't that simple.
The same is true with any high level rhythm game chart. Again, high execution =/= high depth.

You're retarded, aren't you?

Fraud niggas thinkin they top of da leadaboards n shyt. Yalls niggas aint got da WR. Nah b yalls niggas just got da BKT. Cuz shiiit u abt 2 get learned 2day...

Cran comin

>>168223685
Except SM64 has depth beyond inputs, obviously. You need to actually control a character and direct him, while preserving momentum and taking your surroundings into account in a 3D environment. You are the only one comparing it to guitar hero trash.

SM64 is real gaming. True gaming. It is the ultimate speedgame for a reason and your petty posts on 4chan will never bring it down, it will only increase interest.

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>when u come in to see whats poppin and its a sm64 day

>>168224590
>Except SM64 has depth beyond inputs, obviously. You need to actually control a character and direct him,
You do all of those things with inputs you feloniously stupid prick.
>while preserving momentum and taking your surroundings into account in a 3D environment.
Wow! No other game has momentum preservation and taking your surroundings into account in 3d. None at all!

Getting a 49 in 70 star is easier than getting a 1:45 in 120 star.

all these SM64 arguments are so pointless and tiring

>>168214582
solve that cube you prick

>>168223792
fuck OFF crabpedos >_>

SM64 is real gaming. True gaming. THE gaming. Nothing has ever surpassed it, and nothing will ever surpass it. It is the magnum opus, the hallmark, the pinnacle, the greatness in cartridge form. It is only by God's grace that you are allowed to take in and enjoy the endless splendor that SM64 provides for the entirety of your existence upon this parallel universe. You are allowed to live solely because SM64 wills it, and it can end this agreement in a blink of an eye. Praise be unto SM64.
There is nothing left but SM64.
Forever.

https://www.reddit.com/user/birdxlaugh

>>168226397
Mayne Yezibrodie aint even did nuthin 2 yalls nigga doe

>>168218325
he was always crazy
losing WR, adrian breaking up with him, losing the NWC and soylent just made him totally snap

>>168230590
word. he's always been the person he is now, he just doesn't hide it anymore. he thinks "being true to yourself" or whatever means to lose all sense of tact and self-control.

>>168231261
if everybody had the chance they'd not work and just indulge in hedonism

For the amount of hours squid puts into sm64, he sure does improve slowly.