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LAZY FUCKS IT TAKES 2 SECONDS

Newest video: https://youtu.be/NNG_szaXNNU

Previously newest video: https://youtu.be/Inh3V2CfdaE

MEG's updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmd9eUpSE5g

CES 2016 Footage: https://youtu.be/JRStRzbBD_g

E3 2015 trailer: https://youtu.be/uG8V9dRqSsw

E3 2014 trailer: https://youtu.be/C4HbiCKBhFU

Bioware propaganda: http://blog.bioware.com/2015/06/15/introducing-mass-effect-andromeda/

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
http://letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/
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gigi-chan best waifu
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>>167916560

Indeed.
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Jaal!
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Claiming thread for best girl.
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>>167916560
>gigi-chan

Who?
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>>167917114
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Reminder
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>>167917597
SMALLER
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If you don't dick/scissor Peebee and Vetra they end up together.

Calling it now.
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>>167917763
luckily, Peebee will be killed of modded out of the game by me long before that could happen
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>>167917763
1. do asari even have genitals
2. even if they did, why would anyone put their most sensitive bits near a femturian's wire-cutter gingey?
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>>167918075
>do asari even have genitals
They gotta give birth through something.
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>>167918138
mating tube
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>>167918075
Why do lesbians scissor?
And they can always stick stuff in their asses, they definitely have those.
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>>167917763
Clearly. They've already teased it and of course they'll make precious pure joy Peebee the desirable one that not only your character wants.
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>>167918524
>Why do lesbians scissor?
afaik it's only done in porn, and you can't get any real feeling out of it
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>>167918669
>my character
>wanting Peebee
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>>167918727
You won't have a choice
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>>167918673
I'm not a woman but it does seem like something that wouldn't be very arousing unless you're already wet af. Never understood where the idea came from.
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>>167919059
some people reckon it's from two girls doing it with a double-ended dildo, if you couldn't see the penetration it'd just look like two gals tryiing to smush their clits together
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Vetra is tall, cute, protective, and uses assault rifles. will there be any character in Andromeda even half as good as her?
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>>167919059
Because friction.
Women get off by it.
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>>167919187
The double ended dildo makes more sense although still little sense because the dildo is not on a fixed surface so neither of them can really ride it. You're either just pulling it out of the other person or she's pulling it out of you, at random.
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>>167919228
Aww for fuck sake dude stop rationalizing on the little information available just because there is the prospect of banging her.
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Tumblr acts like the new characters look any good then draws shit like this.

really makes you think
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>>167919439
dude, those are her basic character traits except the cute part, that's opinion
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>>167919525
That does looks good.
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>>167919525
I never really understood the meaning of 'delusional' until tumblr entered the scene
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>>167919894
REMOVE QUARIAN remove quarian. you are worst quarian. you are the quarian idiot you are the quarian smell
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>>167920226
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>>167920226
criminitley, trigger
put that peashooter down
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>>167921170
Tumblr nooooose
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>>167921373
yeah. not as pronounced as usual, for sure. probably an effect of her entire face already being neon, but take what you can get.

on that subject, did they really change her face, or have we just gotten used to her looking weird and can (kind of) see her as cute in her own way?
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So I'm trying to move my ME1/2/3 saves from my 360 to my Bone to get a trilogy playthrough going before Andromeda drops. However there is no option to move any of the saves to the cloud. Cloud is enabled, but doesn't appear when selecting either move or copy.

Is it possible or am I starting fresh?
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>>167921693
I think it's maybe just a combination of the horrible facial expression and the zoomed-in camera in the first reveal.
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>>167921902
yeah, possibly. we can hope. not even interested in LI's, yet, but good god damn some of these faces
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>>167917007
>best girl
ah yes best girl good choice

Strange choice in picture though, it has nothing to do with Jack
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>it's another "benezia takes 2 hours to complete because the fight keeps glitching and i have to kill the app because i can't even pause to load"
I remember this pain.
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>>167922360
Ha friend, you must be mistaken or be making a joke to have published such a post. Hopefully you can rectify this situation. Best girl is neither tali nor jack.
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>>167922629
>Best girl is neither tali nor jack.
Woah there buddy, that's a long and complicated way of typing "Jack is best girl, and Tali a shit"
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>>167922894
Whoa pal, you've accidentally mistyped the phrase "Jack a shit."

Are you alright? Are you having a stroke? It's alright, I know in your heart that nobody could ever pick that stretched-out and used-up whore.
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>>167923057
>"Jack a shit."
Hey there guy, you misspelled "Jack is THE shit"
dont worry, I ftfy
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>>167923253
Is "THE shit" what Cerberus goons used to take on her?

i didn't know they were indian
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>>167923387
not your banter-mate but that was a reach and a whiff, anon. shame, too; it was worth a giggle there for a bit
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>waifu wars

autism was a mistake.
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>>167923387
I think a lot of people forget she was only imprisoned by Cerberus when she was a child.

>>167923823
>Waifu wars
Oh please this is just a scuffle

>>167923891
I wish he kept doing the "buddy, pal, friend" thing
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>>167923891
fuckin... need to practise more
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>>167923937
i don't even have a dog in the fight, jackfags are fine by me i just wanted to give him a hard time
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>>167924002
>buddy, pal, friend
explain? pls?
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>>167924747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuQK6t2Esng
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>9
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>>167926007
>abandoning real life for your waifu
Perfectly rational thing to do

What life is a life without your waifu?
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Found some old ass /meg/ art
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>>167926647
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>>167916469
acceptable OP.

>>167918138
mouth birthing
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>>167919893
never heard of Liverpool FC, ey?
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>>167927053
savage
but being american I only hear rumors to this effect and have no real idea
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New info courtesy of PC Gamer UK (credits to plebbit)

>There are also over a dozen ‘hubs’ in addition to the planet areas, including the Nexus, a Citadel-like space station, and Kadara, a populated zone that looks like a more cyberpunk version of a Wild West town from Firefly.
>There is no 'big bad' like the Reapers, no overarching threat.
>The story is slightly more optimistic bent, 'instead of barreling towards certain doom'
>The stories are 'of a more casual nature', says Michael Gamble
>"The Reapers had basically attacked and everything had all gone to shit. It’s really hard to have a story about an individual, their struggles, their personal crises. For Andromeda we wanted to remove that a little bit so that we can tell stories of exploration, stories of a more casual nature. We definitely want to take on a bit of a lighter tone, for sure."
>Father passes down Pathfinder job 'for as-yet-unknown reasons' in first act
>Some of the Initiative apparantly 'broke off and formed factions'
>Planets will have enemy bases to clear out, powerful optional enemies and areas to scan for crafting opportunities
>There are also puzzle-locked vaults to uncover
>"One of the things that was very critical for us early on was this saying that when we develop these planets, each one needs its own story and its own history, its own backstory and its reason for existing."
>“We are approaching the completionist aspect very differently, because we’ve done and learned a lot from Inquisition. But we’ve also observed what other games have been doing, like The Witcher. And it was very important for us that the quantity of scope doesn’t downgrade the quality of whatever you are doing there.”
>Side quests are 'meaningful'.

[1/2]
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>>167928242
>giving credits to anyone
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>>167928242

>Loyalty missions like in ME2
>“The squad members that you have, whether they’ve arrived with you or whether they’ve come before or whether they’ll come after – in addition to the kind of political game that’s been going on already in Andromeda, that sets a cool ground for us to tell a lot of different side stories. The story is not only about the cast. The story is about settling, the story is about survival, the story is about the locals – and that’s where the loyalties will definitely focus.”
>'Not everyone arrives at the same time, there are things going on in Andromeda that you have no control over.'
>Cora is 'more militaristic and orders and rules based', Peebee will appeal to those who think adventure is fun
>Interrupts return
>'The ability to express tone and different emotions to many NPCs in the game, and have different reactions from them based on that, is not just exclusive to your love interests anymore. It’s kind of sprinkled more throughout the game.'
>Instead of rolling you use a dash attack and cover is automatic
>Story missions are a little more arena-like (than out in the open world)
>Space (the map) is more 3D than 2D

[2/2]
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>>167928293
That's in case people want to search further. I don't have the actual magazine so I can't confirm the info.
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>>167928242
>and areas to scan for crafting opportunities
fuck this

>But we’ve also observed what other games have been doing, like The Witcher.
first reasonable thing I hear

>Side quests are 'meaningful'.
haha, as if

>>167928312
>Loyalty missions like in ME2
filler-shit

>Peebee will appeal to those who think adventure is fun
I thought more along the lines of "will appeal to gigglesquee retards"
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Oh boy I can't wait to solve daddy issues.
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>>167928637
jeez
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>>167921170
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>>167930140
this is unbelievable. this shit is going to be playable in 4k so you can see every single detail of just how bad it looks. they're going to be so fucking exposed, it's not even funny any more.
IGN and friends will still praise graphical details and animation though because $$$
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>>167930140
>4k
what a fucking meme, this is actually upscaling and all it really does is eliminate the need for antialiasing
consoles can't handle high resolution textures
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Was Tuchanka based?
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>>167930140
Hot damn, it's disgusting. Are they going indie or something? Can't believe they're funded
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>>167931376
it wasn't really anything special, but due to ME3 being an absolute shitshow, it is regularly named as a good mission, vastly overrated in my opinion though.
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>>167932335
All missions are short because of the inability to holster weapons. It took like 4mb of RAM and they decided to scrap it
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>>167930140
The worst problem in those is that the camera is very close to their face with high field of view, instead of being a little further away and zoomed in. It looks the worst on Vetra's full view where she looks small because of how lens distortion destroys her proportions.
In trailers most of the characters look fine to me, it's apparent those kits are made by people who don't know what they're doing.
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Now MEA gave us an actual femtur romancable, don't forget that we were autistic enough to create her
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>>167932394
>console problems
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>>167931376
No.
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>Play Mass Effect 1
>THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
>Finish the game 10 minutes before work
>Spend the entire day feeling like a kid five minutes before Christmas
>Rush home
>ME2 TIME
>THIS IS THE NEW BEST THING EVER
>So emotionally invested in this story
>Pre-order ME3 Collectors Edition
>Demo is kind of bland, but it's a demo
>RELEASE DAY
>INSTALLAN
>LEAVING EARTHAN
>THE TEARS WON'T STOP
>Game is rough at points, but overall still in maximum overhype mode
>It breaks my heart to see the Normany half tore apart though
>Get to the end
>That fucking ending
>Pre-Extended Cut (not that this really helped)
>That... FUCKING ending
>Stay quiet, hopeful they'll release an updated ending
>Watch as Bioware turns on their fans
>We're apparently a bunch of entitled twats
>Forum bans
>Artistic integrity
>Founders literally leave the company
>Finally, Extended Cut is announced
>"We only did this because you're all too stupid to grasp the depth and complexity of our story telling"
>itsliterallynothing.exe.gif
>YEARS of bitter, emotional anguish
>I may have got too caught up in this story
>Andromeda announced
>Meh
>Details start coming out
>I SAID MEH
>LOOK AT THE SPACE SHIPS AND THESE FAMILIAR THINGS THAT YOU LOVE
>LOOK AT THEM

You know those people that are a little too invested into Lord of the Rings, or Harry Potter? That's me with Mass Effect; and Bioware's reaction at the end of ME3 was like having a dagger driven into my heart. I was legitimately angry about that for a long time. Still am, in some ways.

I want to enjoy what I'm seeing for Andromeda, but I can't bring myself to give a shit about any of these characters or their problems. I'm still exhausted.

Everything points towards this game being a flop, but there is that glimmer of hope that refuses to be put out. This is hell.
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>>167930140
this fucking peach fluff
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>>167934609
>preordering
>playing directly after release
>not waiting for the DLC
>not waiting for the extended cut

your own fault tbqh. you fell for the EA meme and got hurt. learn from it.
I waited till about a year after release and the ending wasnt that big of a mess for me because I had Leviathan, CItadel and extended cut DLC.
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>>167930140
Why is Ryder so small
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i swear if vetra is a lesbian i'm going to shit
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>>167934609
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>>167936801
can you post this 5 more times in this thread please?
protip: nobody gives a shit
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>>167937469
i ' m g o i n g t o s h i t
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>>167930140
What's wrong with their eyes?
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Vetra a shit
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>>167933265
would vetra plant a wholesome kiss on ayrea?
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>>167938750
Yes, alongside a wholesome hug
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Crush the locals and space the ayylmaos, they are our direct competitors
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>>167939195
This is a Christian forum, take your unclean thoughts elsewhere.
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>>167932394
I still don't understand that. Everything in ME3 feels so rushed.
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>>167942504
Didn't ME3 had something like 1.5 years of development?

That is a pretty small dev time.
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>>167942796
>Delayed multiple times
>Lost head writer
>80% of the staff was new hires
>Added MP
>Season Pass
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>>167938210
No.
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>>167942874
ME3 had one change of release date, did not lose it's lead writer, was not by majority new hires, it's MP was by a completely separate support team that was formed for ME2 so had no impact on the main game, and did not have a season pass.

You're stupid.
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>>167942796
ME3 was given a 12 month dev cycle on the logic that the game was already feature complete and needed only content work because the engine/technical work had been done thanks to the PS3 port of ME2.

This idea needless to say did not work out.
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>>167934609
>>ME2 TIME
>>THIS IS THE NEW BEST THING EVER
>>So emotionally invested in this story

What story?
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>>167934609
How much of it is Bioware's fault and how much is EA's fault?

For example, making mass effect 3 friendly for new player, who the fuck starts a franchise from the third game (3 tiltles in the same generation, not one in ps1 one in ps2 and other in ps3 that would be justifiable like starting fallout 3).

Adding multiplayer, while the multiplayer is good, who bought the game for that? multiplayer should be added in a spin off or in a fourth title (like andromeda), they focused time and effort to make things that people did not care/wanted ir needed for the game, this time and effort could be used to to polish the game, make javik since the begging of the game and adding more story to him, and of couser fix the goddam fucking ending.
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>>167944009
>For example, making mass effect 3 friendly for new player, who the fuck starts a franchise from the third game

60%+ of all people who played ME3
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>>167943397
Everytime, every whole time.

>It was handled by separate studios

What is the point you're trying to convey? While the MP was a hidden gem, the game suffered because resources were spent on that to create a micro-transaction environment. If it was a support team, then team "B" should have been focused more towards either developing single player missons and/or finalizing single player parts and making MP an added bonus.

You're stupid.
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>>167944146
W- Why? why would you start a franchise that sells itself based on the story, characters and choice's in the third title, t- that doesn't make any sense to me.
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>>167944357
People buy new games. The majority of ME2 players never played ME1 either, so you can guess at how relatively tiny amount of people that means played through all three.

Like, that's *why* the accounted for it in ME3. ME2 without a save import was objectively a shittier experience because of the bad defaults it assumed.
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>>167944206
You're fooling yourself if you think cancelling the MP and rolling that team into the main team for me3 would have fixed the shit show that was the single player. The only reason the MP had any potential to be good at all was because it was a separate team.
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>>167945481
This. Montreal did the MP, Edmonton did SP.
Thankfully MP is doing all of ME:A
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>10
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>>167946603
Also Montreal's contribution to ME2 was the N7 missions.

So sure, if you think ME3's fetch quests having generic combat missions attached to them instead of you just instantly receiving the required items when you find the planet they're on would have made the singleplayer better, sure, great.
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Will you have a tall protective femtur gf in Andromeda?
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>>167949065
yes
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>>167948028
Montreal did the DLCs, not N7 missions. Think Overlord and Shadow Broker.
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>>167950392
http://blog.bioware.com/2012/11/12/an-update-from-bioware-montreal/

>the Montreal studio has made significant contributions to the Mass Effect franchise. We started by building about half the cinematics for ME2, then most of its N7 missions, and finally we played an important role in the development of much of its post-release content. Then on ME3, we took charge of the multiplayer portion as well as making significant contributions to the single-player campaign. Most recently, we built a large piece of DLC that will be released on November 27 and that you know under the name of Omega
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>>167949065
I'm going for the granny
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>>167950674
So, both then? ME2 DLCs were pretty good. Overlord managed to give me feels, even.
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Mass Effect 2 was a mistake.
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>>167951251
Mass Effect 2 should have been the start point, it would have fit a lot better if they'd started with that one, done the events of the first, and then gone on to 3
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>>167951670
ME2 shouldve never happened. no matter where you put it, its just a shit story.
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>>167951934
but it is fun
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>>167951251
Mass Effect 2 was the best game in the series.
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>>167951983
>He has fun playing videogames.
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>>167928242
>>Side quests are 'meaningful'.
at one time this would just be a given.
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>>167934609

I have the exact same attitude. I extended it to EA in general, where I haven't bought a single EA product since ME3. That said, I'm an easy lay for Jet Packs in combat... and damn them for putting that in. I won't preorder, or buy day one, but I will watch my favorite reviewers carefully to see what they say about it.
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>>167951983
really, ME2 is fun to play for you? is GoW you favorite game ever.

the combat in ME2 is complete shit compared to 3. I would even go so far to say ME1 is more fun.

>introduce silly thermal clips with not enough laying around
>hitboxes are all over the place
>eviroment blocks shots because of invisible walls
>less and weaker powers
>bulletsponge enemies in higher difficulty without increasing thermal clips laying around
>stupid covershooter where you wait for the enmy to peak out rinse and repeat
>weapons are weak as fuck and sound shit
>not enough ammo
>collectors are weak as fuck and never pose any challange
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>>167952032
you casual console bro opinion is worth squat. you have shit taste in games.
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>Loved ME1
>Loved ME2
>ME3 is the worst game I've ever played
>Don't know how to feel about Andromeda
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>>167952335
it having less fun gameplay than the other two games doesn't mean it isn't fun. I have a lot of complaints, some with the gameplay and some with the story. but I enjoyed myself despite them
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>>167952335
>I would even go so far to say ME1 is more fun.

Definitely not.
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if you guys hate ME2 and 3, how the hell you guys still like ME? waifufagging?
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>>167952948
its tedious and not fun to play. its a boring covershooter with bad mechanics. I dont know how people like these games.
ME3 added more variety in enemies, weapons and powers. ME2 feels like a bad GoW clone.

>>167953089
stupid casual.
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>>167953258
I liked ME3, ME2 is the shit one.
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THICC and those textures
just hnnng

http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/213352
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Katana / SMG load out.

Baka.
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>>167954726
Well you could put smgs on the shadow and slayer in me3 mp. That salarian is huge though.
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>>167954726
out of all things they just had to take fucking KATANS to andromeda, wouldnt lose the edge now would we.
fucking kek, I hope we get a Kai Leng 2.0, it would fit the premise of the game
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>>167954726
>Salarian as tall as the Krogan
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>>167955134
He's a big guy.
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>>167955278
Redditor
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>>167954726
>human and asari wear breather masks
>krogan and salarian wear no helmet

why cant they realse one (1) promo material that doesnt show the incompetence of the whole studio?
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>>167955494
Krogan at least don't give a fuck about most things, including the vacuum of space.
Salarian, though, they fucked up on
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>>167955494
Mass Effect fields. They stopped even pretending to be hard science fiction at ME2.
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>>167955730
I wonder if mp characters have a helmet toggle now
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>>167955730
they still have to breathe and every Krogan battlearmor had a full cover helmet.

>>167955818
breather masks in ME2 made sense since only biotics wore them and they had barriers.
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>>167954726
Source on pic?
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>>167956095
>only biotics wore them and they had barriers
What does that have to do with anything? Barriers stop bullets, they don't create oxygen in space.
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>>167956723
>they don't create oxygen in space
Ignore that, I'm stupid.
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>>167956481
Your mother.
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>>167954324
>doesn't upload a larger image on Imgur, or something
>hideous female Shepard

The person, I would assume a lesbian, chose to make it terrible. Because it's good, other than that.
Her name always makes me cringe.
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https://youtu.be/w6npEsoBGrk

Instead of promoting the game BioWare is sending some YouTubers to space camp.
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>>167934609
yeah well mass effect 1 was my perfect game and then 2 shit on it, so coming into 3 i had no expectations, loved it until london and then the end just put me into a state of shock. it wasn't even the pick your colour starchild shit it was this, like my mouth dropped open.

in one way or anopther, we're all in the same boat. we're here talking about mass effect because we love some aspect of it, or a particular game. the potential is all there and still unrealized as far as i'm concerned. me1 made promises and the rest just didn't deliver but it was a great ride.


also you have to remember they are just games, it's not real life and in reality money was donated to charities under a banner made by fans who were livid about the ending, and it was reported in forbes as a questionable business practice, false advertisement and lit the fire under the paid review argument. i think looking back people will see it as a landmark in the effect of globalization and bribery in gaming media.
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>>167954621

Those texture look weird, and too stretched out on her breasts. I also think Aardvark makes the hips flare out in a weird way.
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>>167955134
He's in mid air and mildly closer to the camera. The Krogan is noticably larger, it's just about perspective. Bioware seems to be having some problems with accounting for perspective and lens deformation recently, just look at the character kits.
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>>167958563
>just look at the character kits

I still don't understand the fish lens they used for them.
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>>167959054
Why does she have to wear those pants, just looks so stupid
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>>167959054
where is the ass?
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I only played the first ME once and have used let's plays to keep my memory refreshed since then.
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>>167959163
They fit her character well. Stupid, pointless, and ugly
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>>167959365
They left their asses in the Milky Way
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>>167959729
7 B E L T S
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>>167952479
It had the best balance of good gameplay, good narrative and good pacing, and the cast were mostly entertaining.

ME1 suffered from not knowing whether it wanted to be a shooter or an RPG and as a result the combat was tedious and clunky.

ME3 had good combat but the missions felt horribly rushed. The dialogue system had been gutted and the ending was, well, the ending.
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ME3 is far more enjoyable to play than ME1

Get off your nostalgia trip
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>>167945481
Not in any form. The MP could have been extra fluff either rolled out as an expansion or given a smaller package on day 1. Again, MP was good, but since Montreal had some form of talent, that talent could have been used towards the single player aspect.

It wouldn't have fixed it, but it may have strengthened the single player portion had both studios co-opted the single player portion. It's laughable you're defending MP for a single player series which should be the forefront, not some micro-transaction shit show where the forums were nothing but children whining about certain guns/kits being too OP in a Co-op game.
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>tfw ywn shitpost in the bioware forums when the games were originally coming out again
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>>167960382
it's not nostalgia. there was an atmoshpere to the game that the next 2 didn't capture. if you don't understand that it's your problem. or you're too young to get it. these days ads, music videos and movies move like the speed of lightning. it brainwashes people.
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>>167960876
i remember when dragon age origins was just about to come out and they announced that they sold their company to EA and lots of people were posting ''this is the end, Bioware's fucked'' and i was like ''no it'll be fine, its Bioware.''

what the fuck did i know? nothing that's what.
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>>167959163

Literally all the have to do is make them a couple of inches longer, and it'd look way better.

>>167959365

It's there, but the fish eye hides it while focusing on her knees.
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>>167960876
DING DONG BANNU
>>
BIG KROGAN COCK

LITTLE HUMAN PENIS
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>>167960406
The MP had no shortage of faults, not gonna debate you there. However, you're vastly overestimating the impact the MP could have had on the SP content. The faults with ME3 SP are organizational due to management and rushed development. Adding a few people or even hundreds of people won't fix that. Maybe you wouldn't get horrible looking sprites in the bg on earth or maybe some animations would be better, but it wouldn't fix Cerberus, Kai Leng, Rannoch, or the Catalyst bullshit.
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>>167961830

Go on. Is this the name of a new SPH fapfic? Is the human getting bullied by his waifu as she gets pounded by a BKC?
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>>167954726
>We can play as a STRONK Salarian
nice
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>>167963276
Look at that Salarian bull

How can human bois compete
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>>167961987

No I'm not, more people = more resources towards the single player aspect of the game. Kai Leng, Rannoch, and the Catalyst are fundamental building blocks that are unfix-able with more people. Thank you Walters and Hudson.

However, Cerberus was made in part to support the MP of the game to give it another faction to play against, so while SP suffered, Cerberus was a collaborated effort on both teams to make it more than it was for game play reasons. No, I don't have evidence, the intentions are there otherwise you would have fought solely against reapers and geth in MP. It was a game play decision to make Cerberus more than it was.

What would have been fixed though from more people would be side missons, or what somebody said already from ME2 "N7 Missions." ME3 missions, what little there was, were copy-pasted garbage of the MP. Not to mention cut content that has been data-mined from voices from the final mission on earth and what not. More people wouldn't have saved the story but strengthened the game over all. Fucking Walters and Hudson are to blame for that.
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>>167916469

>2017

>Tumblr Effect 4 has a Nigger and a blonde woman with shieet hair

>Biocuck has a Pajeet who hates Whitey in its staff
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Anyone have that new character render image of Vetra?

Is a lot like this one.
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>>167964636
That's an impressive amount of buzzwords.
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>>167965021
http://lvlt.bioware.cdn.ea.com/bioware/u/f/eagames/bioware/blog/andromeda/kits/VetraCharacterKit.pdf
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>>167930140
http://contentawaresatan.com
it shouldn't be this funny but it is
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>>167965021

Here.
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>>167964636

wow, what
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>>167965021

They look so dumb. Should've looked a lot closer to the males.
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>>167967019
>>167965408

Looks worse than Nyreen sadly
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>>167965663
>all that distortion
>sheploo still looking mostly normal, excepting that everyday is leg day
content aware indeed
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>>167967148
Probably looks better close-up, human skin is also quite flat-coloured when viewed from a distance. There's also the distortion, compare the first and the second picture, her head is out of proportions in the first one for some reason.
I like the armor though, especially the way they handled those weird leg spikes, they looked weird in the first three games, here they have a simple but nice-looking cover for them instead of just some piece of clothing.
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>>167967019
>hip hugging leggings

ah christ
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>>167967514
Heavy risk...
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>>167967514

Her outfit does look really great, I think Bioware actually did a fantastic job on most them, but her thighs do look very thin. Male turians don't have thighs like that, at least not when they're wearing armour.
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>>167967912
I like everything except for the tails.
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When's the beta coming out?
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>>167968553
As soon as you go out that door, anon.
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>>167968615
Just answer the fucking question
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>>167968478

You mean the coat thing? It does looks tacked-on.
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>>167967820
but....the priiizzzeee

>>167967912
i agree about the outfits overall but hell her fucking anorexic hips. turain bone structure needs protection surely.
>>
Real talk, how do you guys still play and support this abortion of a series?
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>>167968553
We don't know yet. Page for sign ups went down today and they released that mp screen so people are saying an announcement is imminent.
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>>167968818
>Page for sign ups went down today
Well shit. Is there going to be an open beta at least?
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>>167968553

No one knows.
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>>167968805
Waifus.
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>>167968805
Real talk, there are not many other big game series that have aliens, planet hopping, and RPG mechanics (slight as they may be). If you can recommend one, please do.
>>
Sex with Aria T'Loak
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>>167968915
Probably not, but if I get an invite and can invite others I will hit you up anon.
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>>167968818

The sign-ups closed a couple of hours ago. I can only assume the beta starts 'soon™'.
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Can one of you helpful people explain me what are their plans for ME:A multiplayer? How will it function, will it be worth even trying this time?
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>>167944146
>60%+ of all people who played ME3
[citation needed]
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>>167969062
yes

>>167969338
MICROTRANSACTIONS SON
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>>167969338
Most likely similar to ME3.
>Free maps and characters
>4 difficulty levels
>Can unlock arsenal packs or buy them with IRL money
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ME3 was a very good game

Just forget the very last part
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>>167969221
I'd be very much appreciated anon
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>>167969457
>An IGN reporter was modeled and put into the game
>Characters were introduced only for pandering
>Your self insert has PTSD
>Kaiden is gay now
>Kei Leng
>The new game even takes place in a new galaxy because they writers wrote themselves into a corner.
>At the start of Mass Effect 3, when the team you built is completely scattered, thus rendering the previous game even more pointless.
>We just found the plans for the most important artifact in the galaxy to stop the Reapers. And it’s on Mars.
>The dream sequences.
>Cerberus is somehow fielding a massive army capable of attacking points all over the galaxy all at once.
>We somehow built a huge weapon and we don’t know what it does.
>The final conversation with The Illusive Man.
>The conversation with the Starchild and the revelation of the purpose (LOL) of the Reapers.
>Lore rape and retcons
>In the Arrival DLC, we saw that destroying a mass relay caused an explosion with the equivalent power to the creation of a supernova
>So now we have everyone stranded in the star cluster they were in when Shepard saved the galaxy by blowing up the only efficient interstellar travel system.
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>>167952335
>Anon doesn't like game that other anons like
>Gets triggered because he can't handle other people's opinions
Never once played a Gears game, had a blast with ME2 because it was overall fun as an experience. ME3 on the other hand, I put it down several times. It was not a fun experience for me, despite what you consider "superior gameplay".
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>>167969453
>Free maps and characters
there will be paid DLC for more maps and characters, count on it.

>Can unlock arsenal packs or buy them with IRL money
doubt. most liekely they will implement some rarity system which makes rare items cost extremely much (skins for weapons/armor) like in overwatch and cs.
the things that you get for free are all bad quality or good drops are so rare that people will pay for good items.
valve and blizzard showed how you can milk your customers dry, EA will want a piece of that. and how I know them they will go full over the top. remember dead space 3
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>>167969447
post more
More Aria in general. Even if they are solos.
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>>167969694
Stop being so entitled
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>>167969694
If you picked the lime flavored ending, the Reapers are good guys now and can probably figure out a way to fix them.
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>>167969791
The current popular model (i.e Overwatch, GTAO,Mass Effect 3) is not to charge for maps and characters. It splits playerbase. They can make money with microtransactions by selling things that will decrease the amount of grinding.
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>>167969694
>The final conversation with The Illusive Man.
was ok in my eyes, they had to give him some dumb reason to be there.
if he wasnt there, maroudeur shields wouldve been your endboss.

I see it as the struggle of humanity he has left in him, presenting himself to shepard just to be taken out.
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>>167969741
>Gets triggered because he can't handle other people's opinions

what is this crap?
he just stated ME2 is the best without giving any viable reason. so ofc I call him out as a filthy casual he is. ME2's story is pointless, anybody who didnt figure it out and can still play it without feeling like a total idiot really needs some fucking brain.
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>>167969937
this
you're lucky to get an ending at all you cheeky fuck
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>>167965663
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is it just me or does Garrus have a more feminine looking face than Vetra?
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ME1 is extremely repetitive, the side missions are tedious and the combat is boring. The citadel is big but empty with nothing to do besides jogging around for 10mins to talk to someone. Only stubborn nostalgia fags defend this
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>>167969872

>>167969937
>stop demanding quality for the product you paid for
full retard

>>167970031
oh just wait for it. and yes, I especially pointed the milking of the playerbase with useless crap. and people will throw money at EA in droves.
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Why are Americans so small compared to Canadians?
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>>167970435
my autism lets me ignore all the tedious stuff, I just do it, no matter how boring it is.
I get trapped in the atmosphere, the music and can just faze out and imagine some headcanon about shepard and his companions and what they would talk about.. so what I drive 10 minutes around an empty planet, I listen to the music, watch the skybox and imagine I am not in some grey commie block with grey weather outside. Only other game that sucks me in more is Deus Ex.
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Is Vetra a dyke?
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>>167970813
>his
*her
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>>167970489
>Trying to draw players back in by jewing people even worse than ME3
Nah m8. EA is stupid but they aren't that stupid
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>>167971026
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6npEsoBGr
video doesnt exist?
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>>167969694
>So now we have everyone stranded in the star cluster they were in when Shepard saved the galaxy by blowing up the only efficient interstellar travel system
Not if you choose Control or Synthesis :^)
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>>167970973
exaclty
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>>167971124
No I just can't copy and paste correctly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6npEsoBGrk
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Why is Kasumi literally built for sex?
>>
spent 25 hours in my ME2 save and still have like 1/4 of the game (including dlc) left
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>>167971117
>stupid
its called being ruthless and EA is the master of it.

>>167971216
why cant you fug her?
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>>167971216
because she's a gook with a nice ass
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>>167971216
>>167971261
>Wanting to fuck a mudshark
>>
What is the best background and why it is Colonist/Ruthless?
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>>167971216
She's owned by Jacobs

Sorry white bois
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>>167971420
Jacobs Crackers?
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>>167971159
Mass Relays blow up in every ending
>inb4 retcon DLC
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>>167969694
yep mass effect 3's entire plot revolves around a deus ex machina and then ends with what i can only assume is some weird experimental test to see how far you can push the human brain into disbelief.
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>>167971420
Joke is on you, I'm black.
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>>167971351
>he wouldnt tap Miranda's ass
fag

>>167971414
>colonist
>not earthborn
pleb choice
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>>167971351
>mudshark
explain
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>>167971493
Yeah, but on Blue/Green the Reapers fixes them asap.
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>>167971553
>Wanting Jacob's used goods

>>167971607
Nigger lover
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>>167971553

Nice abs!
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>>167971650
>being this insecure
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>>167971414
>why it is Colonist/Ruthless?
>impying it's not earthborn/ruthless
fuck off space boy
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>>167959365
ME3 had so much ass that it created an ass deficit.
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>>167971420
>>167971351
Deleted her dlc when I found this
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>>167971749
Tali had both ass and hips and that's what I wanted.
Show me some nice Quarian ass and hips, /meg/
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>>167971749
games need to focus more on good sculptured and animated asses. thats really what makes a game.
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>>167971725
>Insecure
If she wants nigger dick she's trash, simple as that.
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>>167971896
>>
>>167971924
Jiggle physics should be the industry standard by now.
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>>167972107
delete this
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>>167971749

Jesus, that ass.
>tfw you'll never massage and play with waifu's thick ass
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Would anyone romance a Salarian?
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>>167971896
>>167972107
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>>167972027
>he doesnt get the difference between a nigger and a black person
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>>167972107
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>>167930140
It's so bad it is actually funny.
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>>167972441
>B-but /pol/ hates all niggers and jews because they're evil, right?
>>
>>167972816
lurk more
not every black man is a nigger
not every jew is evil
grow up and dont believe every meme blindly
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>tfw after you complete the LOTSB dlc you catch Jacobs flirting with tali
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>>167973321

Who's Jacobs?
>>
>>167972441
Jacob is the former though.
>>
I want /pol/ to leave
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>>167973695
doesnt come across as a didndu

>>167973869
average jewish citizens who are redpilled.
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>>167933265
>tfw you will never slap the cookie tray and remove her smug smile off her face
>>
>>167974263
DELET
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>>167973869
>gay penis transplants
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>167974263
Be careful, it's very risky to thwart any femtur's nurturing impulses.
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>>167974767
BUT THE PRIZE
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>>167975223
Call it dangerous then.
>>
http://i.imgur.com/i3WZzha.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Cakxnkw.jpg
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Turian women are the best in the galaxy
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>>167976378
maybe in a galaxy where there are no other women. and even then it's debatable.
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Vetra for marriage
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>>167971896
how can hiplets even compete?
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Do Turians reproduce like humans?
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>>167976638
post more
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>>167970938
no.
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>>167976673
Yes. Wiki says turians are viviparous and give birth to live young, citing a tweet from a dev, though that tweet is gone now.
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>>167976806
her body was made to be worshiped and pleasured.
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Reminder that Quarians are absent from Andromeda
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>all this quarian and turian shitposting
kai leng is watching
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>>167977559
They'll be in a DLC
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>>167977559
pre-order cancelled
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>>167977559
>Reminder that happiness and love are absent from Andromeda, rendering the entire galaxy a barren, Mad Max wasteland, a perpetual state of kill or be killed
ME4 confirmed for Remove Xeno - The Game
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>>167977559
>Tali wouldn't be in Andromeda either way

there's no point then desu

goddamn that ass is delectable, not to mention those thick muscly thighs. Shepard's in for a night.
>>
>Mission is called "Priority"
>Needs to be done last because it advances the story and removes opportunity to do side quests
for what purpose
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>>167977735
>doing the right thing for the wrong reasons
>>
Tali is THE official waifu for ME, if you don't romance her you're not getting the proper ME experience desu
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>he actually thinks Andromeda will be good
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>>167977184
>>167977559
post more desu
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Going to sleep. Let's hope I dream of eating some waifu ass.

Goodnight, MEG!
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What class of freighter is Strontium Mule and Broken Arrow? Its exterior looks exactly like kowloon from ME1.

Is Kowloon just much smaller variant of whatever the ME2 freighters are, or is it just
>bioware in charge of consistency?
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>>167978449
Good night, hopefully it's at least one waifu.
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>>167978035
It will be good, that much is virtually guaranteed.
Issue is how many glaring plot holes will there be, how many grating socio-psychological fads will there be and how awkward will the character models look in live action.
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>>167978903

There are two classes, Kowloon is the smaller one. The larger is called the Athabasca-class.
>http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Athabasca_Class

Would've loved more specifications about the ships in Mass Effect. The dimensions of the Kowloon/Athabasca, cargo capacity, FTL speed, etc.
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>go to Citadel
>overhear 2 lines of dialogue from NPCs give me a planet scan fetch quest
Fuck this, I remember it from DA2 and it's one of the many reasons that game sucked ass.
For Andromeda they already said it'll be different like press a button so it highlights where to go and let me mark this on your map.
But hey loyalty missions are back, right?
It's shaping up to be shit, I'll pirate it as usual so I can shit in it, as usual.
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>>167979230
Ah cheers

The exterior is really similar. Athabasca is roomy to the point where it feels like criminal waste of space.
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>>167977559
Quarians would just be a liability
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Can anyone defend how badly they fucked up Ashley in ME3? Especially when she defends udina
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>>167933265
will vetra offer you a cookie?
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>>167980409
Nope, she was almost a different character
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>>167980409
Should of had Miranda as a squadmate she's just a better version of Ashley. fun possibilities for cat fights too.
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>>167980592
I want to give her a cookie.
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>Download the entire Mass Effect codex
>Listen to it while falling asleep
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>>167980796
>should of
kys
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>>167980996
>kys
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>>167980409
And her face and model
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Daily reminder asari are parasites that use their sexual powers to mate and steal powers from other races to make their own race stronger
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>>167980837
I want to give her an orgasm.
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>>167980796
Should have had more ME2 squadmates back on for ME3. You make an entire game of gathering a team together and then they just fucking disband. Jack, Grunt, Kasumi, Miranda, Zaeed... all of them should have been able to join up as soon as you meet back up with them.

BAKA
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>>167977559
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>>167981261
The ME2 squadmates suck shit, ME3 was 100% right to relegate them to cameos to focus on actually good characters.
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>>167977559
>quarians unmasked DLC
>none of the promo material shows their faces
>bioware charges $30 for it
>best selling add-on ever

>they all look like humans
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>>167981471
such as?
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>>167971648
That's why control is the best ending, gain powerfull and extremely technologically advanced allies, and sheppy survives.... kind of.
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>>167971505
>mass effect 3's entire plot revolves around a deus ex machina

Read this back to yourself a few times until you realize how stupid you are.
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>>167981820
presenting treats and exposed soles, oh baby.
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>>167981976
>what is the crucible
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>>167981820
This really activates my almonds.
What does Asari skin feel like?
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>>167982461
Probably oily and slick.
perfect for sex
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>>167980409
This is why Kaiden deserves to live
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>>167982461
They have scales so not confortable.
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ASS ASS ASS ASS
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>>167981820
tasteful censorship
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>>167982924
She was okay in the citadel dlc.
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>>167983168

She's great in everything
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>>167981820
I want to pop Liara's Blueberry!
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>>167983168
Doesn't she tries to steal your underwear? That was creepy.
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>first time going the armax arena
>unlock all the shit
>go for high score so i pick EVERY FUCKING HANDICAP
>teammates get instakilled if they aren't commanded to cover before spawns
>every shot for the sniper counts so missing a shot is crippling
>either use 5-6 shots on the super elite or use them to wipe out his supports
>grenades are a godsend
>finally finish a round
>scoreboard maxes out at 9999
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>>167983903
[Become a Fan]
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>>167981261
Yeah well they can all die and it's easier to make them cameos than to make them full fledged squad mates on the sequel. Out of 12 only 2 made it because they are by far the most popular.
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>>167981820
MTs don't bend that way.
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>>167981820
diamonds
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>>167981976
dont you know what a deus ex machina is?
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>>167983662
not if you play as femshep.
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>>167984178
Miranda was pretty popular though? im sure the majority of people would pick her over Ashley
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>>167981976
>Deus ex machina (Latin: [ˈdeʊs ɛks ˈmaː.kʰJ.naː]: /ˈdeJ.əs ɛks ˈmɑːkiːnə/ or /ˈdiːəs ɛks ˈmækᵻnə/;[1] plural: dei ex machina) is a Latin calque from Greek ἀπὸ μηχανῆς θεός (apò mēkhanês theós), meaning "god from the machine".[2] The term has evolved to mean a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem is suddenly and abruptly resolved by the inspired and unexpected intervention of some new event, character, ability or object.

Hurr crucible
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>>167985064
crucible is not a real desu ex machina desu, you have to work too hard for it even if it does come out of the blue.
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>>167985347
>Deus ex machina (Latin: [ˈdeʊs ɛks ˈmaː.kʰJ.naː]: /ˈdeJ.əs ɛks ˈmɑːkiːnə/ or /ˈdiːəs ɛks ˈmækᵻnə/;[1] plural: dei ex machina) is a Latin calque from Greek ἀπὸ μηχανῆς θεός (apò mēkhanês theós), meaning "god from the machine".[2] The term has evolved to mean a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem is suddenly and abruptly resolved by the inspired and unexpected intervention of some new event, character, ability or object. Depending on how it is done, it can be intended to allow a story to continue when the writer has "painted himself into a corner" and sees no other way out, to surprise the audience, to bring the tale to a happy ending, or as a comedic device.


This describes Mass Effect perfectly.
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>>167985347
Starchild then.
He is the ghost of a child, he is in a machine, he comes out of no where and fixes your problem for you.
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>>167985347
You conveniently find it on Mars after leaving Earth as the Reapers hit. Too good to be true finding 50k year old schematics that everyone understands and quickly build.
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>>167985260
A cute comment doesn't make it less creepy.
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>>167985347
it's a shitty plot device. the entire plot revolves around gaining resources to build a device that no one knows what it does and it just magically solves the problem. and it comes from mars of all places with no build up or reference from previous games.

this is because the writers are hacks
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>>167985571
>Mars the place where humans first find Mass Effect tech.
>Huge research facility
>No one bothered to look at these plans until Liara shows up
>tfw nothing in this game universe will ever be allowed to happen without some shitty asarisue presence
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>check messages after Citadel coup
>Priority: Shore leave
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>>167985556
i still cannot believe starchild im still mad when i see that entire segment, i still watch in disbelief. what the fuck were they thinking?
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>>167979190
>It will be good, that much is virtually guaranteed.

I think you are mixing up the word 'good' and the words 'sell well'
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>>167985781
I see Hillary Clinton on that thumbnail everytime
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>>167985925
It is TWEEEEEEST, smart and deep that chances the plot as you know in an artistic fashion.

If didn't it's because you can't understand it.
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the catalyst really isn't bad for the story

The choices to end the game are tho
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>>167986131
If you didn't like it*

Sorry, I was too buay writing something complex and smart for Andromeda's, not that I work for Bioware or something.
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>>167986131
i bet mac and casey thought this was the smartest shit ever when they wrote this garbage. i can just imagine them patting themselves on the back "yeah they're gonna love this"
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>>167985293
not the other anon, and while it sure wasn't abrupt in the overall arc of the story, the way it just suddenly appeared from out of the Mars archives is a mite shaky

no, they weren't really actively looking for anything in the archives, but then, if something of that scope and scale was in there the whole time, it would've been found, and it would have been catalogued, PDQ
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>>167986362
yeah the catalyst is fine. a flawed logic AI isn't something new and groundbreaking in science fiction.

the problem is the game forces you to play along and make a choice. Shepard never questions it or tries to convince the catalyst he's wrong, you have to choose some insane ending to solve a problem that doesn't really exist. why isn't there a go away reapers option?
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>>167985925

>thinking
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I'm gonna marry Jaal!
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>>167986831
>Shepard never questions it or tries to convince the catalyst he's wrong

You can literally do exactly that
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I have the perfect plan to hide indefinitely

Whenever someone comes near my house I'll capture them and leave them to die. If anyone comes looking for them I'll capture them and leave them to die. This way no one will ever find me.
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>>167987403
No I am!
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>>167987463
no he doesn't he just says some half assed line like you don't understand! but in the end you are still forced to make some batshit insane choice
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>>167987463
But the choices are only there because Shepard isn't skeptical of what Starchild says. He could have just said the galaxy will solve the problem on their own terms. He didn't have to die and Starchild didn't have to exist
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>>167985925
think of the children Anon!

shepard does...
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>>167987463
>if you don't suicide into the light organics and ai will just fight again
>no u idiot we already made peace

did this option get patched out?

Also, is the organic life in Andromeda proof that the reapers were always a fucking shit only worth destroying?
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>>167987660
Gay.

What if he turns out hateful like Solas?
I guess there are lonely hambeast everywhere who'd schlick to anything
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>>167988094
That's Cora's role.
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I played and finished ME3 at launch and promptly uninstalled after beating it.
How was the DLC afterwards? I never played the Extended Retcon DLC either.
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>>167988018
>Also, is the organic life in Andromeda proof that the reapers were always a fucking shit only worth destroying?

nail on the head, anon
unless sapient life in andromeda is too young to have explored ai fully enough to have had it fuck them over
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>>167988094
ME doesn't seem to follow DA's trend of having the one love interest with the huge ulterior motive and I really hope they don't start now. Jaal looks like he could be a bit of a jerk (from all two seconds we've seen of him) but I hope it's in more of a "I'm wary of these all these aliens who want to touch my dick" way and less of a Solas-y way.
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>>167988314
>unless sapient life in andromeda is too young to have explored ai fully enough to have had it fuck them over

But the Kett are able to have a multi-system empire and tech advanced enough for the AI folks to want to adapt. In any case, we're bringing the AI with us so this series might devolve into the same fuckery as the OT.
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>>167988018
the catalyst uses assumptions to justify everything. he says without the reapers synthetics will kill off all organics but how could he possibly know this? it's never happened in history so his entire solution is a just in case precaution he's literally killing billions of people just in case.
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They said there is no ancient evil this time, I don't buy it.
What are the Remnant otherwise?
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>>167988552
>not killing
>merely preserving
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>>167988535
>In any case, we're bringing the AI with us so this series might devolve into the same fuckery as the OT.
so, basically, 'shh, only tears now'
right on
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>>167988684
Probably some prothean empire knockoff trying to enslave everyone
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>>167988714
God damn this main story is going to be shit.

Can't even be an evil colonizer because BioWare through the Kett in to make them the bad guys we protect the noblenative Angaran from.

YES I'M MAD.
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>>167988696
That's another thing that makes no sense. Are the reapers harvesting or just killing? They were beaming up dead humans to the Citadel in the end. Dead and humans again. The collectors took them alive to make babby reapers. Why not other species if reapers are made from previous harvested ones? Fuck you Mac Walters.
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>>167988946
I feel you, anon
maybe the game won't suck. maybe there will be good gameplay, or decent story, or not to jinx it both
everything'll be all right
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>tfw no renegade option to tell the starkid that humans were born in war
>tfw no option to tell him that iron sharpens iron
>tfw shepard won't rip and tear a reaper again
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>>167988954
They were harvesting humans in order to combat the dark matter that was swallowing the entire universe. You were supposed to choose between letting the Reapers harvest humans and combat the dark matter or tell them to fuck off and try to stop the spread yourself.
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>>167988684
Presumably the Remnant are, y'know, remnants of an old empire

Not an old empire that's still around
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>>167968805
>Real talk
Fuck off
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>>167988946
wait is it confirmed we cant be an evil colonizer?
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>>167989439
It's been 4 hours, pretty sure he already did.

>>167989473
Yep. You're too busy fighting the Milky Way factions that broke off the initiative and the Kett to bother enslaving the Angaran.
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>>167989473
Assuming the Angara aren't actively against you settling on an uninhabited planet there'd be no reason for it except for the sake of being evil.
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>>167989418
Ah yes the dark matter plot that didn't make it because Karpyshyn left. They were setting it up on ME2 as well, in Haestrom. Anything would be better than the dogshit that made the cut.
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Who is the best wingman and why is it Garrus?
Why is it that Garrus is the best at everything?
How can any one character in Andromeda ever compare?
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>>167989721
there probably won't, but here's hoping there will be someone likable.
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>>167989418
>>167989715
oh lawd I'd forgotten about this. probably because it's too painful, comparing it to what we got
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>>167989721
Zaeed
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>>167990516
so mad I couldn't help him bang out samara.
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>>167989721
Wrex
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;_;
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>>167990516
>>167990549
They weren't with you through thick and thin through all three games.

The only other acceptable answer is Tali.

If you didn't finish all three games with Garrus and Tali, than you didn't finish them correctly.
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>>167990739
Neck yourself tali fag. Im mean to her every chance I get because of you.
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>>167989715
>Ah yes the dark matter plot that didn't make it because Karpyshyn left.

The Dark Matter 'plot' was not dropped because Karpyshyn left

It never made it to the point of being a plot and was dumped by Karpyshyn, while he was still there
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>>167990735
The only emotional scene in 3.
I miss him.
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>>167990735
The best option logically is to kill Wrex, destroy Maelon's data, and convince Mordin to not go with it. Krogan does not deserve the cure.
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>>167990783
But I romance Liara.
Tali is for Garrus. I kept the ones who were with me and were loyal enough to stay with me.
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>>167989721
>How can any one character in Andromeda ever compare?
Jaal seems to be Garrus 2.0. Or at least they want him to be.
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>>167990861
This is not correct. Saving the Krogans because of your bloodbond to Wrex and letting Mordin do his work is the best option.

You still get Kirrihi in the end, and that's the only other Salarian that matters. He will stand by you no matter what you do.
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I want to have some cool bonding moments with my sister cause my real sister is an sjw bitch.
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>>167990739
tbqh I mostly choose Liara and Garrus. I would like it if Wrex was more around, but they cut him from ME2 and 3. CItadel DLC is so good because Wrex is in your team.
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>>167990735
idiot.

>>167990861
this.

>>167990989
The only thing keeping the idiot Krogan from running amok of the entire Milky Way is Shep's good relationship with Wrex. Totally irrational.
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>>167990829
He wanted to atone. Also, short lifespan.
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>>167991081
>The only thing keeping the idiot Krogan from running amok of the entire Milky Way is Shep's good relationship with Wrex. Totally irrational.

The only thing preventing an extinction level event between the Quarians and Geth is two characters friendship with Shepard, but I thought that was supposed to completely invalidate the billions of years of experience in the matter than the Catalyst has.
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>>167991081
But that's like Saying the Batarians deserve to live and not get completely wiped out.

If we can't agree on the Krogans, than surely we can agree that the Batarians MUST go.
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>>167990989
>muh krogans are gud boys they dindu nuffin

Once Wrex is dead they will fucking assrape the entire galaxy.
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>>167991331
>he forgot Grunt
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ALOT texture pack doesn't quite cut it but Chakwas looks awright
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>>167991460
Chakwas always looked good. Best GILF.
Though she looks a little dark in your screenshot.
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>>167991460
shoulnt her coat be more High-Res?
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I miss Tali. Going to Andromeda was a mistake.
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>>167991309
Why do you think I genocide the quarians and pick the destroy ending? As a lesson to the rest of the MW to not create AI. Fuck off, Mac.
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Pyjacks, all of you
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>>167991460
Did anyone pick Michel instead of her?
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>>167991331
>he forgot literally all the female krogans
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>>167991453
Why is ME so popular on Tumblr?

FemShep was a mistake.
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>>167991693
No.
She is also the only other loyal one that was with you through all three games. Fucking never picked Michel.
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>>167991696
>le moderating influence of womyn

I WANT REDDIT TO GO
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>>167991781
Femshep a qt
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>>167991559
>>167991534
Fucking shit took 6 hours to install. I also have ENB in there.

Jack looks even better, so good its uncanny valley.
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>>167991667
damn that's a harsh lesson but true
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>>167991781
She never looks human.
>clips boob
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Vetra's VA

https://twitter.com/DanielleRayne
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>>167991921
That's not uncanny valley, friend. That's just slightly upressed textures.

Also your ENB is too fucking dark. There's a difference between making a game look better and making it look darker with brighter colors.
Doesn't seem like it was worth the 6 hours, but than again, this is just two screenshots.

Show me images of environments and good character defining shots.
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>>167992162
>that unnecessary blush and makeup
It's even worse considering without either of those, things she'd look great The textures look fine, and the face looks good, just get rid of the extra crap on there.
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>>167991693
I did on my second playthrough for variety and because I like Michel.

I thought something might come out of Michel wanting to bone down with Garrus but he just ends up with Tali anyway and it never comes up.
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>>167992417
Aw shit point taken, I guess I'm more sensitive.
It's pretty dark yeah I'll fix it.
I don't have a lot of screenshots yet.

>>167992565
This is a random headmorph I got somewhere, can't be arsed editing it. Love dem dick sucking lips tho.
Her eyes are weird.
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SPEAK ABOUT DESTRUCTION.
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>>167992842
DSL is fine, friend. I like DSL too, but in all my time creating characters, I figured it's best to put lips to whatever size you want, and then tone them down about 2 or 3 clicks. You'll end up liking it better in the long run.
The eyes are weird because she has unnecessary mascara on; another point to get rid of the make up.
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>>167993000
I'll fuck around with the save editor and post results.
Her eyes are too small and far a part but it's just a random face I grabbed, no way I'd spend hours sperging over it.
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>>167993357
Do it senpai. Not sure if there's a way to change face outside of the restarting the game over, but it honestly probably wouldn't take to long.

Is there a way to extract a head or face file from another save and transplant it into your current one? If so, just make a new character on a new save, make the head look better and transplant it.
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>freezes u
>smacks with shield
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>>167994752
very rude
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>>167995035
>burns u
>kills you with claws
>EVERYONE CHOKE AND DIE
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>>167995558
Bitch look like she got cornrows
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>>167995558
disgusting
>>
Was Garrus Suicidal when you meet him on Omega? I get that feeling when he talks to you and references old times.
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>>167995980
Yeah, he wanted to meet Shep in the big bar in the sky and wanted to take down as many dirtbags as he could while he was at it.
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>>167995980
>>167996142
Garrus always seemed a little suicidal to me.
like he'd be down for whatever because he didn't care if he lived or died, not because of some sense of duty.
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>>167992565
No she wouldn't. It's not the makeup that makes her look weird. I can't pin down what it is but it's definitely in the placement/spacing of her features. She looks completely unnatural.
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>>167993742
No more blush. The lighting is shite though.
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>>167996414
Looks quite a bit better, desu.
If you'd lighten the lips up even a tiny bit, she'd look ace.

>>167996241
I always felt he was lost without Shepard. They were always there to help him understand what was going on.
If you Paragon him in Me1, he takes to you abit like a mentor, going "I'd never thought of it like that". Shepard is right though. If he followed his sense of justice like he did in C-Sec he'd be nothing but a terrorist with a badge.
Shepard kinda acts like a tether from him going completely HAM and I think he likes and appreciates that. If he had no sense of duty, he wouldn't join back with you and he wouldn't have helped prepare Palivan for the coming reapers.
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>>167996281
default femshep is fucked in general
>>
>15 minute video next week
>Press get to try out the game
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>>167996281
It's the eye shape. I'll keep her for the DSL.
>>
when does that demo come out for it? The one you need to be part of Origin's monthly service to access.
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>hear Vega's backstory
>He was betrayed by a Cerberus spy working for the collectors
Cerberus working for collectors
>He then destroyed the collector ship
There is more than one collector ship

Did anyone checked this shit against the lore?
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>>167997132

March 16th, I think
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>>167996850
They already had the press event, they're just embargo'd for another two weeks.
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>>167997754
why the fuck does everything come out in march reeeee
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>>167997538
It was a shitty anime on all counts, so i don't really give a fuck about it and disregard it entirely.

It's like fan fiction.
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>>167997538
the way they depicted krogan will never not be funny to me.
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>>167916469
ME:A is going to be shit.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
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>>167999229
>Remember hating the movie
>Didn't really like anime at the time
>Think I might like it now
Welp I'm looking for a link, thanks
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>>167997538
The Cerberus guy was working with the Collectors and selling human colonists to them to get his hands on Collector tech so Cerberus could create counter measures to fight them. It's standard issue Cerberus evil, really.
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>>168000115
I still preordered it because of my affection towards the franchise. You know how a SW fan would know new movies will suck ass, but will still go to IMAX premiere anyway? Kind of like that. It's pathetic, really.
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>>167988094
Solas isn't hateful, he is just a little dead inside.
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>>168000612
>tfw feel guilty for pre-ordering and buying ME:A
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>>167999229
I love anime work-for-hire jobs where they clearly don't respect the material and just put their d-teams and interns on it instead of anybody with talent
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>>168000702
I don't. If it sucks we get our money back. What's to lose?
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How sensitive are Jaal's fleshy bulbs?
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>>167996241
>>167996708
Wow, these posts are so real. Garrus seems like the most vulnerable companion because he follows you like a puppy. I'm glad that Shepard trusts Garrus, but when Shepard says that I was like "what?" because my feelings on Garrus based on ME1 and his ME2 intro were that he was a loose cannon two steps away from a complete mental break who needs my tender Paragon Shep hands to aim him right.
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>>167990516
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>>168000852
Hopefully not much since he got a hole blown through one of them.
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>>167990549

Shepard
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>>168001162
This pretty much makes sense, too.
ME2 is his lowest point, so that's kinda where I put my point. He's not gullible or an idiot, he's just reckless and lets his feelings control his actions. He says so when you first meet him in ME2.
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>>167997538

Bioware doesn't give half a fuck about their lore.

Jesus Christ one of the novels has a ninja stealing someone's fucking cereal.
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>>167983424
The multiplayer characters look cooler than our actual team t b h
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>>168001906
>meanwhile Tali is able to convince the council to go ahead with your spectre status with just an audio recording

cut scene powers?

>>168002061
>asari ninja
>generic krogan

No thanks. I do wish we had a salarian squadmate again instead of an asari/2 humans.
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>>168002061
You're biased by the strong Salarian. The others suck.
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>having your pathfinder use a ninja sword

Jesus christ, i really hope none of you are planning on doing this
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>>168002195

Just absolutely shitty writing.

I remember the heady days on /v/, just before ME2 and ME3 came out, and then the horrid disappointments.

We had the coolest ideas about plot lines for the series. The council being indoctrinated from all the Sovereign debris on the citadel. Legion being the first attempt to revive Shepard. The coolest jail break sequence of all time when your crew mates decide to go rogue and take on the reapers themselves.

We had such high hopes. Jesus, it still hurts to think about how it all turned out.
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Bioware:
>non-white employee
>"I hate white people!"
>senior designer
>white employee
>"I hate [literally any other race]!"
>FIRED YOU HOMOPHOBIC MISOGYNIST ISLAMAPHOBIC SHITLORD
Fucking alt-left ruined the insult "shitlord."
Goddamnit I fucking hate BioWare.
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>>168002690
>The coolest jail break sequence of all time when your crew mates decide to go rogue and take on the reapers themselves.

Matt Rhodes had some concept art of Shepard in pirate gear after he had gone rogue. Bioware must have thought about that at some point.
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>>168002717
>non-white employee
>"I hate white people!"
>Bioware
>"that's nice, now go work on a game with white protagonists"
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>>168002906

One of their concept artists, anyway. That was what /v/'s idea was based off.

Unfortunately we have mac the hack running things.

The really sad thing is that all of our ideas back then fed perfectly into another trilogy, with the vague threat of the reapers to drive things along.

Now it's, lol new galaxy.
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>>168002717
Bioware:
never had a non-white protagonist
never had a non-white poster gril
(aside from jade empire)
few black companions are the worst companions in their series, unusually bad

Bioware is both racist and not racist depending on the eye of the beholder.
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>>168003342

Pretty much sums up liberalism and sjw culture.
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>>168003008
>Sara Ryder
>white
That failed abortion is the product of gene splicing and rampant incest. I could make a better looking female with 5 minutes in MS Paint. Jesus fucking Christ BioWare are so goddamn incompetent, it borders on Bethesda levels of assery and laziness.

>>168003342
Fucking exactly. These ultra-liberals think that "oh it's ok to be racist against white people," when all they're doing is taking what these imaginary whiteys did, and replacing two nouns.
>_____ are inferior to _____.

>>168003410
Third Wave Feminism is a fucking tumor.
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>>168003342
>>168003410
Bioware give me vibes of only including as little SJW shit as they can get away with, so not to get shat on by SJW crowd. I don't imagine employees who are serious about that and tweet that kind of shit all the time are popular in the office.
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>>168003742

You're kidding yourself. It's been blatant pandering to tumbler for the last three or four games.
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>>168002423
I loved the N7 Shadow in ME3 so I absolutely am going to do it.

Times one thousand if Shadow Strike is an available skill
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>>168002717
>alt-left

This is never going to stick no matter how much you try and force it, polshitter.
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>>168004040
Alt-left is actually already a term used ironically for socialists on twitter who hate Clinton/Blair politics and idpol.
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>>168003948
More like pandering to their forums, but those are gone now. I have a feeling that was part of the reason.
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>>167972441
kys marxist
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>>168004151

>but voted for them anyway
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>>168004217
This is offtopic, but no, they exist as a distinct hated online faction because they spend the elections criticising both candidates and supporters and talking about how Clinton is a war criminal. They are more likely to not vote at all or keep their vote quiet.
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>>168004184

Same difference.
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>>167988094
>Elves
>Ever
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Mass Effect 1 is the best in the series.
There, I fulfilled my quota for "things related to the topic."

>>168004040
Alt-right is a thing, why not alt-left? It's a genuine problem, and is the reason BLM, antifa, and all the muslim-apologists exist.

>>168004189
Not him, but there is a genuine difference.
>black person
>literally the same as everyone else, just looks different
>nigger
>gang-banging "we wuz kangs"-sayin' BLM-supporting pants-down-to-their-ankles-wearing assholes who support drug abuse, violence, and racism against even other black people who "ain't real niggas" for not being an inbred african tribal given two kilograms of heroin and a gun
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>>168004453
Touche
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>>168003410
The stupid thing about this argument, though I agree with the sentiment as a whole these days, is that there was never really a point in time where women in media were generally presented as flawed, interesting characters and feminists complained about it. They went from usually being weak window-dressing love interests who were only there for eye candy or to further a man's plot, to being all cut from the same four boring ass character cloths, with protagonists often being especially boring stronk women.

So as usual, either side of the typical SJW vs anti SJW argument creating female characters leads to shit female characters. And there doesn't seem to be much hope of it changing in general media. One shit group has just gotten stronger than the other these days.
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Vetra is for cuddling under a blanket and falling asleep against
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>>168004725

It can be done. It will never be done commercially.
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>>168004485
Because there's no such thing as an "alt-left", it's a creation of conservatives who subconsciously or not have figured out that the alt-right is toxic and poorly attempt to turn their own shit reputation against the left.
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>>168004485
There are genetic differences between races you fucking idiot. No blacks are not the same as everyone else and neither are other races the same as each other.
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>>168004837

I take that back, it's been done commercially once or twice. Like 20 years ago.
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>>168004850

You guys are going to literally lose it after the midterms, more-so than right now, I mean.
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You guys remember when we didn't have to worry about this kind of shit and videogame characters weren't treated as science projects of gender or treatment, but as well written characters with believable problems that people - maybe not all people - but people could relate to,,?
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>>168004837
That's why I said in general media. Of course there are gems here and there but it's still largely the minority.
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>>168005169
Literally, no
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>>168004828
Who's better for cuddling? Vetra or Garrus?
>tfw no Gayrus option
>just Gaydan
Fuck you BioWare.

>>168004850
You say that like there wasn't already an alt-left before the term was even coined.

>>168004932
Barely, same with the other three. Any differences will, most likely, be slowly bred out as humans adjust to the new international community.

>>168004983
Is it wrong that I liked Paragon Lost?

>>168005169
Yes. I remember. I play such games sometimes. Like Fallout 2, or even the original fuckin Mass Effect. Such great times, when the industry wasn't ruined by massive casualization.
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>>168005239
>Another ME: Harbinger storyline update! There will be a romantic relationship between Kelly Chambers and James Vega.Meow :3 Heart Nod

What did Vega do to deserve that?
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>>168005169
Not really. Some male characters, sure. And sometimes the odd female character. But to say video games usually had well written characters before the gender issues is stupid.

Besides, even with BioWare, most of their "progressivism" is just flashing lights and some elements they put a tiny bit of effort into while they put the most effort into catering to their largest fanbase of straight male players. Both extremes see what they want to see in the end.

And no, the women in Andromeda being ugly doesn't mean anything because they clearly were meant to be good looking in their tight/revealing clothing, but as usual BioWare fails at graphics.
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>>168005319
I wouldn't blame it on casualization, I'd blame it more on companies need to want to "expand to as many people as possible".

Games used to be made for a guy named John Doe, and his friends who like the same things he does. Now everybody is considered John Doe and not just the original John Doe and his friends. Because EVERYONE needs to be able to enjoy it, right? Why should only John Doe and his friends like this game when we could change some thing to make it appeal to a wider number and make more money, while John Doe and Friends continue buying - while upset with the changes - because of brand loyalty and the begging question of "maybe the next one will be better..".

No. Casualization is not to blame. It's the market who is wrong.
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>>168005319
>Who's better for cuddling? Vetra or Garrus?
ideal option is being snuggled up between them
if I had to pick one, though, probably Garrus. Vetra's going to be best in Andromeda, but there's no beating the original turian
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>>168005515
I agree with you man

>>168005614
Fuck John Doe anyway, unidentified corpse cunt.
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>>168005319
>IQ differences
>Health problems from race mixing like massive increase in risk of heart disease
Among other things
Really activates the almonds
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>>168005845
how do you believe stupid shit like this
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>>168005917
Because there has been research into it.
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>>168005614
Considering the market's goal is to make as much money as possible, it sounds like they're right. And if writers sell out and dumb down their original ideas, that's their fault.
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>>168005515
>And no, the women in Andromeda being ugly doesn't mean anything because they clearly were meant to be good looking in their tight/revealing clothing, but as usual BioWare fails at graphics.

Honestly I don't think it's failing at graphics, Bioware is clearly starting to lean towards designing their human characters- specifically the women- so that they don't look like they spend two hours each morning on their makeup and had their jaws surgically removed. That said, I wouldn't call Sara or Cora unattractive, if I saw women who looked like them on the street I'd think they look pretty.

And chances are Cora's face model is an actual model like Sara's, Scott's and Liam's are.
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>>168005845
So, what do you propose? Illegal race-mixing? Genocide? Genophage? This is the reason the bananna trees are dying: they're all exactly the fuckin' same, so one plague is killing them all off. Organisms are meant to share genes between each other, as it strengthens the species as a whole.
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>>168005969
No. No it's not their fault.
They have something they want to do. The problem is they get no choice if they want to continue working in the industry because games nowadays are designed by commitee and not by director.

You do your job or you never work in the industry again. This is why game writing suffers. Not from incompetence but from 3rd party steering and meddling. And you have to like it. This goes for every writer, every designer and ever modeler.
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>>168005953
genuinely please put your brain back together by doing some studying of your own. single studies are not by themselves meaningful, especially medical ones, especially sociological ones that are aberrations, are unrepeated or contradicted by other studies, and/or don't take into account social context
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>>168006113
That may be, but they're still in skintight catsuits and/or unnecessarily revealing clothing for someone running around in harsh environments. So in the end, they haven't really changed all that much.

I still think they were meant to be more attractive than they ended up.
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>>168005319
Vetra, she's more protective.
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>>168006225
Deportation and no whites don't need DNA sharing they have plenty of diversity in between themselves and so do african blacks. It's the blacks in North America that have all these health issues.
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>>168006275
Social context being what your marxist professors taught you? You want to explain why Africa is still a fucking shithole when it's one of the most resource rich places in the world.
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>>168006395
Meanwhile we could also look at pet types. Pure breds tend to have more health problems than mixed breeds.
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>>168006326
Oh yeah, if Bioware didn't want them to be seen as attractive they wouldn't have used actual models and kept the tighter outfits, they're just trying to play to a wider definition of what makes someone attractive.
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>>168006275
>>168006395
>>168006468
Fucking shut up
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>>168006395
It might be because they are all so genetically similar, because they're all from one region of Africa. Again, organisms are meant to share genes, the more the better.
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>taking /pol/ b8
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So what do you think the new crew's favorite foods are?
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>>168006496
Tens of millions of whites in their own country vs a dog breed with maybe a few thousand pure breeds that have very little genetic diversity. Plus you'll notice there's several ethnicities of white like slavs, balts, celts, franks, saxons, nordics, ect.
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>>168006667
Vetra probably likes dick
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>>168006667
Angaran flesh
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>>168006712
here's hoping
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>>168006651
>Things I don't agree with are bait.
>>168006521
Not an argument :^)
>>168006591
No they weren't they came from up and down the west coast of Africa. Something like 50% of American Blacks have 14% European admixture.
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Goodnight, /meg/. Hope you feel better tomorrow.
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>>168007995

night anon, rest well
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>>168007603
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>tfw too tired to get out of my chair and into my bed
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>>168009409

it's okay man. we don't expect you to do better.
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>tfw have literally nine hours worth of Accounting hw due Monday yet spent half of Friday shitposting on /meg/ and /int/
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>>168009795
>accounting
You deserve this.
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>>168007603
To be fair, it's mostly because arguing with /pol/ is like arguing with creationists. It's pointless, just easier to point out that they are retards.
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>>168010615
Tumblr nooooose strikes again
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Zaeed is top-tier. Prove me wrong.
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So have they shown what the preorder DLC looks like? I wanna know if the Deluxe Edition is worth it or not.
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>>168009795
>not learning then mastering a trade and actually doing things with your hands like a man should

Then again I guess you could get a paper cut as an accountant. That's badass.
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>>168011795
I'm going for an Economics degree for the Credits.
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>>168011838
What a fag
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>>168011795
More like he'll get carpal tunnel from working those exel sheets
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>>168011280
Well you're right.
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>when you have too many textures for too little polygons
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>>168010615
This is even worse than her initial reveal. Her face actually looks half decent in more recent footage.
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>>168012336
Do asari actually have scales? or do people say that because of Liara's super texturized skin?
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>>168012787
Nah, they have scales, it's just hard to see because
>muh console audience
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>>168012787
she's a 1/4 krogan
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>>168012848
Ugh gross. Do they shed too? Jesus Christ I thought it was a joke that they were scaley

>>168012878
But all asari look like asari. they pick up no physical characteristics of there species
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>>168012945
Do humans shed? I mean, asari skin looks like regular human skin cells, just a lot bigger.
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>>168013203
>Do humans shed?
Well yes, but I meant do they shed like a snake would?
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>>168013203

I'm not sure if you're poking fun at anon's question, or legitimately asking, but yes, humans shed skin. That's most of what the dust around your home is made out of.
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Do you think Drack will have a romance? I wanna sit on his dick.
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delet Vorcha
They're totally pointless.

>>168013498
Gross, probably not.

>>168013509
It was a rhetorical question, like "does a bear shit in the woods?"
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>>168013589
>ywn get a breeding request from _Wrex
Feels bad man.
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If you play Andromeda with anyone other than Vetra and Drack you're a fucking idiot

It'll never happen but I'm praying for a threeway option
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>everyone is either gushing over Vetra and Jaal or shitting over Peebee and Cora
>no one remembers that Liam even exists

DEAD ON ARRIVAL

Why BioWare can't do interesting male human squaddies?

Zaeed need not apply, because they literally cut him out of the game and sold him as a DLC.
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>>168009991

>reality has a liberal bias
>this is what libtards actually believe
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Post gunfus.

>>168014308
Why did they make the token Human Male companion black again? We've never had an Asian Male before, in any BioWare game. Why not that?
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>>168014308

It's a complete mystery.
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>>168014458
>We've never had an Asian Male

Do Baldur's Gate and Jade Empire not count?
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>>168014458
Kai Leng is azn
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>>168014616
Haven't played those, so I don't know.

>>168014639
Companions, not Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL
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>>168014712
Good kek m8
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>>168014712

I want to laugh at you for being wrong but mostly holy fuck how have you never played Baldur's Gate get your fucking life together

though you're right, Bioware hasn't had an asian male companion in over a decade
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>>168014809
I'll play Baldur's Gate eventually, got a shitton of games on the backlog right now, so it's not gonna be soon.

Has BioWare ever had a Native American companion?
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>>168014891

I don't think so, but it's also really hard to make a Native American character that isn't really fucking racist.

Come to think of it, I can only really name two Native vidya characters.
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>>168014940
Mother fucking Prey had a native American
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>>168014940
>both are from Assassin's Creed 3
It's a shame they don't get more representation. In fact, it's a damn shame how every fantasy game only has white and black people, but nobody else, and barely any explanation as to why there's only white and black.
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>>168014975

Prey is one of the two, with the other being Connor in Assassin's Creed 3. And his mom, I guess.
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>>168015062
Oh right asscreed I don't count that shit as videogames
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>we will never get a Geth companion again
it hurts.
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>>168015656
>we will never get a batarian companion
_____Good.
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>9
well, g'night /meg/. Waifu dreams.
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>>168015790
>a group of batarian terrorists infiltrates the asari ark
>they wait until all asari enter the cryo and then turn off the life support
>dump the bodies, turn around to Khar'Shan and pick up a batarian enclave
>jump to Andromeda to establish a glorious Batarian Empire there

The Council races will finally have to acknowledge the batarian supremacy without their asari puppetmasters pulling the strings.
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>>167981471
>James
>EDI with a body
>Javik

The ME1 squadmates were fine, but ME3's cast should have been a combination of the team from 1 and the team from 2.
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>>167990867
>But I romance Liara.
>Tali is for Garrus.
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>>168015790
>tfw no Batarian double-agent companion

We already had a single agent companion

Fucking suit gypsy, twitter doesn't count
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>>168018429
ME3 squad is a throwback to ME1+ scraps
>>
thisismydesign
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>>168005515
>But to say video games usually had well written characters before the gender issues is stupid.
That's loaded. Most games didn't and still don't treat their protagonists as actual characters, to be expanded upon. Most are just player avatars with little to no personality. But there were games that did have characters, great characters even, both male and female. Those, however, were mostly in adventure games and less so in some RPGs that were starting to shed their strictly dungeon crawling nature. That slowly made its way to more mainstream gaming with the "cinematic experience" and why it has come to the attention of the general public. For example, I maintain that the best written, believable female character I've stumbled upon is Kate Walker from the Syberia series of games, the first one released in 2002, way before any of this gender identity bullshit came up.

On the other hand, if it leads to more daring female characters designs, with heavily flawed personalities, like Jack in ME2, I'd be supportive. But the more into this whole fad we get, the less likely we are to see other female characters like her. Or so is my opinion, anyway,
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/dag/ should really fuck off back to /dag/. I can smell your fucking faggotry over TCP/IP.
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Hey how can you play ME2 with all the dlc nowadays?

I played it on the 360 back in the day and i wanted to play it now on pc but i have no idea how i would get all that content they spread all over the place like the Dr.Pepper armor and Dragon Age armor and whatnot.
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>>168018429

>No bestgirl squadmate in ME3
>Side mission though
>Alliance shenanigans
>Maybe it's about Qian's research into AI (Reaper) tech!
>Maybe they reveal pre-Shepard history between the Reapers and the galaxy's races!
>Nope, some humans attacked some BTs
>Indoctrinated squid

Oh... Okay.
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>>168004828
Vetra is too boney and tall
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>>168021240
Pirate
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>>168021492
So you just cant get that dlc anymore buy paying? It's not the digital deluxe?

Thats pretty stupid, it's like they dont care about preserving games.
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>>168021240

I don't actually know if there's a proper way to get those extra DLCs.
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>No renegade/paragon options

Get ready for boring fallout 4 tier conversations
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>>168021904

That system was terrible most of the time, though. Arbitrarily assigning 'good and bad' to things, or 'saint and jackass'.
They're removing it, but you still have choices like before.
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>>168021521
Wouldn't know, pirated every single thing as a pack.
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>>168007603
when do they shut 4chin down?
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>>168022034
Nah it's fucked
Bio ware will water it down
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>>168021521
>So you just cant get that dlc anymore buy paying? It's not the digital deluxe?

What? Of course you can buy it.

It's not even a pain in the ass to buy/install the way it used to be thanks to Origin
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>>168021904
Mac is right, it means no more picking the same dialogue option every time because it's the 'right' one for your alignment
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>>168022348
Wrong
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>>168022294
Oh boy, Origin™!

Im just going to go to WW.EA.COM and install Origin™ to so i can buy all these wonderful dlc packs for Mass Effect™ 2.

Why have a "Digital Deluxe" Version steam then.
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>>168022492

You can put your Steam key into Origin and get the exact same thing

It's on Steam because it existed before Origin did and the way to get the DLC was fucked. You had to buy it from Bioware's site, and install it manually through downloaded .exe files or some shit

There's literally no reason to run ME2 through Steam when there's a better alternative
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>>168004837
>ADWR
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>our mothers said we can play with our azures
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I hope there's a non-squadmate, brown girl with great hips and legs I can lay with. Or at least flirt.
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>"The Geth Plasma SMG "spins up" to a dizzying rate of fire (720 RPM at full ROF)"

How in God's name is 720 rounds a minute 'dizzying'? I was thinking 950-1200. That's dizzying. Like an MG42.
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>>168016756
Batarian would be the best bros of Andromeda for getting rid of the Asari.
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>>168022919
what the fug xDD
>>
>tfw no ME based tabletop rpg
>>
I'm sad there won't be any batarians in Andromeda. I always wanted a more pragmatic batarian squadmate (even if only temporary) who doesn't hate humans just because. As of now, they're still just 'humanity's required nemesis species, that's the antithesis to every Western value'.
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>>168022919
>tfw no dick redemption route for Rasa
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>>168016756
>turn off life support
you dumb son? why waste those slaves? they'd wake up on Kar'Shan with a controller chip in their heads.
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>>168012336
Damn, I forgot how bad reflections without PBR look like, at least put some bump maps on her so the reflection doesn't look like plastic for fuck's sake. The texture looks really neat, otherwise.
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>no humanboo turian squadmate obsessed with egalitarianism and democracy
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>>167972413
yes. especially if i was playing an amazonian character and she could carry his lithe alien form around bridal style.
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>>167928312
>>Cora is 'more militaristic and orders and rules based'
Best waifu confirmed. Now if they could just unfuck the models of the grills I could actually look forward to this a bit.
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>>167972413
The pilot is probably romanceable even though Salarians aren't supposed to be interested in romance / only look at it as a breeding contract.
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>>168026497
Shitty that she's so skinny / bony too. No thicc wife to smother you in her thighs. Feels bad.
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>>168026821
Agreed, she needs more meat on her bones.
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>>168026821
She's also uggo as fuck on top of that
What next a 3 chinned hambeast?
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>>168026497
what the fuck is wrong with bioware

seriously what the fuck is wrong with them
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>>167928242
>>167928312

Looks good desu.

t. someone who enjoyed DA:I

>"The Reapers had basically attacked and everything had all gone to shit. It’s really hard to have a story about an individual, their struggles, their personal crises. For Andromeda we wanted to remove that a little bit so that we can tell stories of exploration, stories of a more casual nature. We definitely want to take on a bit of a lighter tone, for sure."
Way to rub salt into the wounds about how they managed to fuck the galaxy so badly that they feel need to soft reboot it in Andromeda to be able to recycle the tech, the visuals and the species.
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>>168014395
>reality has a alt-right bias
>this is what /pol/ actually believe

I can do that bullshit too.
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>>168028292
They fucked up the renders with that wide angle FOV, that's what. It's also why Scott Ryder's proportions make him look like a manlet. They seem to fix that with Vetra's model (>>167967019), but it's too late now.
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>>168025672
>If given any position of power, tries to coup and purge to make his retarded utopia real
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>>167917597
who cares? i am going to play a female anyway
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>>167972764
>It's so bad it is actually funny.
>still gonna buy it and play it a few dozens times, hehe - you know - just to see how funny it is, totally ironically
>>
>>167983168
everything was ok in that DLC
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Is Noveria the only snow planet? I can't recall if there were more?
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>>168029805
As far as I can remember, yes
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>>168029805
don't forget Hoth
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>>168029805

Only side missions. A few in the first game, and the one in ME2 where the Hammerhead freeezes to fuck unless you heat the fucking thing up with fire.
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>>168029883
Oh right, I forgot the mission where you use the Kodiak's tow cables to bring down Cerberus AT-ATs
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>>168029883
>>168029926
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>>168030185

Actually does seem clunky enough for Cerberus to build it.
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>>168029883
>>168029926
>>168030185
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>>168029805
Is there an Omnichainsaw?
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>>168029805
There was one in ME3 for a priority mission IIRC
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>>168030185
actually if it was ME3 era cerberus than the red visor should look like evil eyes instead
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I hope you didn't plan on stealing Mass Effect: Andromeda.
>inb4 i-it will only take a week!
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Which seems like a better squad? Jaal and Vetra? Jaal and Pelessaria, or Drack and Plessaria.
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>>168031061
Jaal and Drack
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>>168030845
Nice old news faggot
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>>168031061

Cora and Vetra should be fun. Vetra seems like the tech/sentinel role.
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>>168031061
Jaal and Vetra, they like the best gun types. Cora and Liam are out, charge on NPCs means they'll kill themselves every fight.
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>>168014458
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I'm scared /meg/ I've failed two exams and have huge difficultes actually getting myself to do what I should do. What do?

The exams were about Grammatical variation in the terminus and the Rachni-wars respectively.
>>
>>168014940
You want a drunk who lives off shekels from a casino and welfare?
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>>168032073
Doesn't matter, reapers will fucking kill you anyway.
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>>168014940
The angaran are going to have some hilariously tone deaf first Nations attributes to them.
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>>167971493
>When Joker looks behind him like there's a window in the back of the normandy.

Makes me laugh everytime.
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>>168031061
Who's Plessaria?
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>>168033085
peebee
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>>168032073
Stop partaking in blue poon until exam session is over.

Actually no, even better would be to embrace eternity with some asari gilf.
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Toothy tongues?
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>>168033958
you mean like a cat?
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>>168033958

Thick and meaty donut buttholes!
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>you're waifu being jealous that she'll never be as intimate with you as Shiala or Liara, closest thing to it being a threesome with an asari.
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>>168035261
That's a big ass.
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>>168033958
Vetra a QT
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>>168035542
>>you're waifu being jealous
>that she'll never be as intimate with you as Shiala or Liara

What the fuck are you saying? Who's the waifu then, and why have those two been intimate with you?
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>>168035759
I want to kiss her mandibles while she blushes
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>>168035797

Shiala and Liara mindfucked Shepard during ME1.

You can deny Liara I think but Shiala or her clone is inavoidable.
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>>168035574
She's just leaning forward. She's scrawny as fuck.
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>>168036143
You can't get to Ilos unless you let Liara mindrape you. The dialogue when you try to refuse is hilarious.
>>
Who is good Youtuber to watch for Mass Effect news?
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>>168036738
dayum

>>168036863
really, what does it say?
>>
>>168037446
I can't find a good video with all the renegade dialog. Shep can basically bitch Liara out for being a useless cunt and none of her mindmelds ever producing any info worth a shit, but then he wusses out anyway because the game forces you to mind meld with her.

and yeah, that chick is hot.
>>
I want to see Wrex stretch Liara's pussy with his big krogan cock. I also want to see him cum in her mouth, with some on her face and t*ts.
>>
>>168038118
That's not very nice of you.
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>>168038118
Is there not already an SFM of that? There should be.
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>>168036738
too much ____ass____
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hey question

in mass effect andromeda, can I not redesign my ryder like i could my shepard?

or is the face preset

thats what people are telling me
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>>168030845
>I hope you didn't plan on stealing Mass Effect: Andromeda.
I wasn't even planning on playing it.
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>>168040791
Maybe, but you will do so anyway. Otherwise you would not have been here by now.
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>>168036738
She has the ideal body for Cammy. Can slags even look like that?
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>>168040961
>Otherwise you would not have been here by now.
You'd be surprise what anger does to a man.
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You are disgusting.
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>>168040056
deleet this.
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>>168041467
thanks man :)
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>>168041467
that's seriously how I imagine all Talifags look like
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What were its people like?

Were they the ones who created klendagon canyon and disabled the derelict reaper?

In a way they helped Shepard save galaxy if so.
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>>168042064
the giant mass accelerator weapon came from there.
I mustve totally missed this, who buildt it?
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>>168036738
name?
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>>168035261
This is my fetish~
>>
>>168042304

Some nameless civilization lost to ages millions of years ago, leaving ruins of cities, spaceports and orbital refineries behind
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>>168042920
liking asses isnt a fetish, or were you speaking about a fetish for floating weapons?
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>consider playing mass effect 4, realize I have to romance the lizard bird girl because the human is ugly and the blue human is also ugly

what a world
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>yfw Vetra is not romanceable in the basegame
>yfw EA will release a DLC ala shadow broker so people have to pay for the romance
>yfw le strong turian female takes charge and penetrates Ryder little boipucci with her skeletal extensions in the romance scene

I really hope there is some quriky character trait for Vetra that makes her utterly unlikeable for all the Vetrafags.
since this is BW policy it is very likely too.
>>
>>168043449
I wonder if her and Peebee get together if they aren't romanced.
>>
>>168043674
It's either that or Vetra's her dad.
>>
>>168043149
>>168043449
>>168043674
>>168043912
the more i hear about MEA the less interested i am
>>
>>168043912
Is Vetra a time traveller?
>>
>>168043912
>>168044319
I forgot about PeeBee's age so yeah disregard that, they're probably gonna hook up.
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>>168044319
Yes, she's also the mother of Garrus.
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>>168044427
So she's a ghost too?
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>>168044576
Cole 2.0 in space
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>>168044698
I liked Cole so that would be fun
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>>168042576
Sommer Ray.
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>>168044427
>mother of garrus
>father of peebee
>Garrus's 'sparring' partner

She is truly the mary sue of all mary sues. Sorry Liara, your time is over.

>>168044698
She's probably SpaceMerrill.

>by the dreadwolf!
>>
>>168032593
I'm actually predicting that the Kett will too in regards to reaction to "colonization", and SJWs will scream about it endlessly.

But the Angara may have it too, since I think an old gameplay video mentioned them being really connected with nature or some shit.
>>
>>168044945
Can't wait to barely interact with her just for her to be the only person my Ryder thinks about as they die after choosing a purple, yellow or pink beam of light.
>>
>>168045267
So Jaal's gonna be the Pocahontas romance?
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>>168014712

>multiple people thought this was a good idea
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>>168045436
Possible, but I predict that Jaal is more hardened than most of his people. Or that in general the Angara are less peaceful than they initially seem. I'm thinking that they and the Kett are the two biggest forces at odds in their star system.
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>>168045613
He does get right in Ryder's face when they first meet so yeah it does look that way. Can't wait to fuck his mistrust of humans right out of him.
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>>168043149

You could always not romance anyone, like a true patrician.
>>
Do you think Bioware will allow a poly relationship, or at least a threeway?
>>
>>168046664
they said you could have casual hookups in this game so i don't see why not. have fun getting cuckolded by all the aliens who keep a paramour of their own species to help the colonization effort.
>>
>>168046953
I wonder if other humans will react more negatively to you deciding to fuck an alien.
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>>168047161
they should, but they won't in a BioWare game.
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>>168047161
>year 2183+600
>not celebrating diversity
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>10
>>
>tfw no Vetra/Drack threeway
>>
>>168047161
Being the savior of the [X] probably gives you more wiggle room.
>>
>>168047423
t-tali what are you doing?
>>
Wait, how are there already cities and organized crime in Andromeda? I thought everyone just got there?

Did the someone send out their ark before humans did?
>>
Who is the most boring seeming and least cared about Andromeda squadmate already and why is it Liam?

Then again, if nobody was screaming over Cora's appearance constantly she probably would be getting no discussion too.
>>
>>168049167
The Chief of Security for the Andromeda Initiative is a mob boss now in charge of something on the pirate world.

So no.
>>
>>168049471

I honestly don't see any reason to ever use the human squaddies, but then again I never used humans in the original trilogy either.

>Garrus and Wrex
>Grunt and Garrus and sometimes Legion and Samara
>Garrus and Tali or Javik
>>
>>168049167
Nexus arrives ahead of the arks to act as organizing authority. Before Ark Hyperion's arrival some shit goes down on the Nexus wear splinter groups form and people fuck off to do their own thing. The black lady you see in the trailer with the gun grab is Sloane Kelley, she leads the biggest of these splinter groups and she's one of the main players in the tie-in novel Nexus Uprising.
>>
>>168050164
>We need only the best of the Council races to do this mission
> Only the most stable, concetrated individuals
> Rebel war and anarchy breaks out immediately after cryo sleep
>>
>>168050164
Where. Sorry.
>>
>>168050461
Just like most of the people who went out to form colonies in the new world were debtor losers, criminals, or religious fanatics.
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>looking forward to homo alien love interest
>find out it's Jaal
>broccoli cucumber if he was an ayylien with no jaw and beady eyes
I want to die
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>>168044698
Made me thing of another Cole, the guy who identified as a Geth (Transgeth? Gethkin?) eddrf wrote a fic about him.
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>>168050924
>like the ancient oceans of Rannoch he too sprayed white foam and skinflakes
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>>168049682
>Samara
>Tali
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>>168051960

Okay I did forget Mordin existed, but you're fucking crazy if you don't like Samara.
>>
>>168052093
she is good in combat but has bad lines and I think she is boring.
never really used her and Tali is only good against geth.
mordin has some good lines.
grunt is bad in combat and has bad lines.
>>
>>168049471
Liara
Kaidan
Grunt

All of them are boring. Jacob is slightly redeemed because he has a good loyalty mission and a good follow up mission in ME3. Liara is a walking combination cum/infodump.
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>tfw none of the masculine aliens will hit on FemRyder
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>>168050637
>looking forward to homo alien love interest
>find out it's Jaal
>broccoli cucumber if he was an ayylien with no jaw and big fish eyes
>finally get make ayylien anal sex and even better it's with a bulbous fleshy cat abomination
I want to live
>>
>>168050461
That was advertising to keep at-home investors happy. Nobody without severe circumstances or mental disorders would sign up for such a mission.
>>
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>>168053195
>bulbous fleshy cat abomination
I think the only saving grace would be if he actually takes off his clothes in game and is still a fleshy purple abomination. I just can't get over the atrophied thundercats face and monocle right now.
>>
>>168052893
I like Kaidan because it comes full circle and there's no need to solve any problems/daddy issues/loyalty shit
>>
>>168053430
I just don't understand why they didn't activate more relays with armies ready in case there would be Rachni 2.0. Instead, they start an ultra-expensive mission to another galaxy where if they encounter Rachni 2.0 they're fucked.
>>
>>168045613
>in general the Angara are less peaceful than they initially seem.

I believe this is what we will get, that would be returning to a standard Mass Effect 1 theme. All of the Citadel has that peaceful but creepy aura, and you don't initially expect the salarians to be the biggest genociders in the universe for example.
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Would you rather have a comfy cabin like your crew does, or ryders pimp crib?
>>
NEW BREAD

>>168054019

>>168054019

>>168054019

>>168054019
>>168053987
also pimp crib
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>>168053510
I doubt we will see their bodies in-game, but I hope that when they put some art out that he is a bundle of pulsating fleshy purple bulbs under there too.
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>>168044698
great
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>>168050637
How the fuck does he look like Benedict Cumberbatch?
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