/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/)

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Geralt and Triss OTP

Triss is the one true waifu

>>167913006
Other waifus are also nice, but Triss is love :3

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>Page 9

Great start.

>>167914202
annarietta is the cutest

>>167912904
Did you fix your computer, trissautist?

Syanna > every Blood and Wine waifu except bird Vivienne

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>>167916096
Yup, I can finally play the game again.

>>167916096
kys retard

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>>167916548
That's great :3

>>167916502
no, annaietta is the best and syanna is ugly

>>167916754
Anna is flat chested and not nearly as busty, curvy, cute, devious or kinky as Syanna

>>167916972
syanna is not busty, curvy nor cute. i'll give you kinky and devious, but annarietta has a cute ass, voice and smells like peaches.

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Those dresses ~

>>167917287
>syanna is not busty, curvy nor cute.

Wrong on all counts, you're clearly blind and objectively wrong about her curves and tits if you even bothered to fuck her in Blood and Wine.

>>167917829
Anarietta got more outfits than any other female.

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What was his fucking problem?

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>>167918215
Being too smart and stylish for this game.

>>167918215
Very poorly written character.

>>167918359
Only his last 3 minutes

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Is there no way to save both Dettlaff and Syanna? I like both characters and none of them did anything wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Iaw2j3VM4

>>167919916

>syanna
>did nothing wrong

Pick one and only one, anon.

Anna and the Knights who exiled her may have been jerks but going on a murder spree by suckering a higher vampire is way out of proportion to what she endured.

It's not like they pack-raped and tortured her or were terrorising the peasants after all.

>>167920246
But she was cursed and treated differently during her childhood. Her actions were completely justified.

Evil is born from solitude.

>>167918359
Only for the last minute.
And there again, he made me laugh there too.

>>167920389

You do know what the Curse of the Black Sun is, right?

Her actions weren't justified. She was just vengeful and petty.

>>167920389
>Evil is born from solitude.
No, she's just a deranged cunt.

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>>167920389
Maybe if she didn't want to be treated differently, she should have been as cute as her sister

what a dumb bitch lmao

>>167919916

B&W had some GOAT music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpvSXPmS4dY

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>>167920929
Ana is definitely cuter.

>>167921125
Indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnO546nZXv0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4oFqI2E_Us

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>>167921125
>reading the books
>playing the full series
>finishing BaW
>sitting at Corvo Bianco
>tfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=196ylY-n8MA plays

>>167920246
>starved her
>abused her
>left her in improper clothes, in a cabin, in the woods, in winter, to die

Those knight do deserve death desu, calling for Anna's death was fucked up though

hey /wtc/ I've exhausted all forums and youtube solution videos for help, so I guess I'll try here
Ive got a problem with the quest Open Sesame: Breaking and Entering right after the heist start cutscene climbing into the Borsodi Auction House.
The game simply enters an infinite load state after this cutscene and I can't advance.
Game Version 1.31 GOTY edition
Pls help, I've looked everywhere and can't find anyone else with the same problem

>>167922452
Any mods you installed ?
Infinite loadings are often caused by them.

>>167922569
Yes, but Ive uninstalled all of them but have the same problem
I sent my save file to CD Project Red support but I don't have high hopes

>>167922872
Tried to replay the save before your bugged quest with the mods uninstalled?

Why /gwt/ split? And is it a good thing or bad for /wtc/?

>>167923929
Because autism and bad for both threads

>>167923929
Bad for both. It's a good general for now, but it'll kill the community.

>>167923929
beecause one or two gwent fags were triggered by waifu autism

it will probably speed up the death of both threads

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>tfw going south of France/north of Italy this afternoon
>going to listen to B&W's ost
/COMFY/ as FUCK

>>167923578
No, I'll try but Im not sure how far back that'll have to be

>>167922197
They didn't do it of their own accord though. Sure, it wasn't right to mistreat her while leading her to the border, but they were ordered to lead her to exile.

>>167922197

>according to Syanna
>who is massively buttblasted about everything
>and tells you the truth a grand total of zero times

Yeah, nah.

>>167927670
She's DISGUSTING!

>>167927670
Mod to give her the TW2 hair when?

>>167928387
>not using the dlc hair

>>167928759
>orangutan ear

How does the conversation with the Countess at the auction house change if Vesemir is still alive?

>>167929076
She goes to Kaer Mohren and gives him the succ

>>167929141
that's noice
So, apart from Eskel, you can find a waifu for every Witcher at KM?
We all know Letho cucked Roche with Ves.

triss is shit and smells horrible

triss is fucking garbage

triss is manipulative liar bitch cunt slut

>>167929557
Eskel has his goat

>>167929676
>>167929737
being this buttmad, kys faggot neet

>>167929557
Eskel doesn't need a waifu, he is loyal to his one true mistress.

The path

>>167929557
Actually, Letho cucked Geralt with Yen.

>>167930570
>source: my ass

>>167929557
I think Eskel ends up fucking Triss or something. Since I never talk to her outside of quests I don't really know. But Eskel fugs Succubi on a daily basis, so he doesn't need no shitty sorceress like the rest of the witchers

>>167930979
>But Eskel fugs Succubi on a daily basis

That's pretty impressive seeing as Succubi generally don't like joining with the infertile

is Eskel a megachad?

>>167930570
I don't think Letho would do that to a bro

triss is absolute shit shit

>>167929557
>We all know Letho cucked Roche with Ves.
The only way Roche could get more JUST is if Iorveth cucked him with Ves

>>167931331
>implying Roche cares about Ves
He's too busy protecting his daughterfu Anais

>>167931049
>That's pretty impressive seeing as Succubi generally don't like joining with the infertile
I think that's dryads only. Succubi would fuck anything that moves

>>167931049

It's dryads who don't bang the infertile, anon.

Succubi only care about whether they can top off on soul juice or however the fuck their energy draining mojo works.

>>167931387
>He's too busy protecting his daughterfu Anais
>Implying Rad the Lad doesn't keep Anais as a back up waifu in case Adda dies

>>167931512
>implying Radovid is a degenerate pedo

>>167932050
He's definitely a milf hunter.

>>167934517
Post more Ciri only without the filter please.

ded

>>167926108
Exile to a cabin in the woods in winter with no clothes for it or survival skills is death, a slow and painful one, they knew what they were doing

>>167926232
What's the motivation to lie when she's gonna face that vampire anyway? What, die but "hey, at least Geralt thinks i'm not totally a bad person". Not like anyone was planning on finding he ribbon and you already can choose not to get it if you don't know it'll protect her from death, and only hearing the whole story lets you talk her down from killing Anna anyway

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>>167934620
I don't have that many Ciri pics, I'll make some later.

>>167932497
did philippa fuck radovid?

>>167930570
No, Yen wanted Auckes' dick.

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>>167940910
She made him wear a chastity belt whenever he failed his history and etiquette lessons, which was all the time.

>>167942762
how does that work for men?

>>167942706
That's just what Letho said so Geralt wouldn't get upset. You know she got that triple serpent dick.

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>>167943419
Prevents them from fapping.

>>167943769
>That tiny butthole-hole

How would you shit through that without covering your whole ass with shit?

>>167943769
shit, no wonder radovid's gone mad. all those painful boners philippa gave him over the years ruined the poor boy

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CIRI IS LOVE
CIRI IS LIFE

>>167932050
>implying marrying a loli was something frowened upon in medieval times
Besides, he'd wait till she bled of course. He'd want a child from her asap anyway

>>167946002
But it WAS frowned upon, most marriages happened when the woman was like 17 and up, very few were below that, much less 13, they understood that just because you bleed doesn't mean your body's optimal to breed

>>167947303
radovid doesn't seem like an understanding guy

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This is an interesting character

>>167948516
Hearts of stone is absolutely goat. I wish all dlc was on the same level.

>>167947303
No it wasn't, especially when it comes to dynastic marriage. Besides, just because you're married doesn't mean you have to consumate the marriage.

>>167948839
BaW had its strengths too. Both DLC's are great.

>>167949000
When he's marrying to breed her and you yourself said he'd wait only till she bleeds, yes that shit was looked down on.

And I'm specifically talking about nobles marrying in the medieval era and the average age. Someone looked it up, compiled a list and checked the distribution cause the author of ASOIAF has some early marriages in the books and it's a common misconception

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What the fuck, Hjalmar's steel sword has been nerfed, only 18% critical hit damage, used to be 152%.

that's pretty homosexual

>>167942762
HNNGG

>>167912714
>>167934517

cute :3

Just got the Witcher 3. Is it normal to feel like I'm leveling up slow as hell to start with? Just did the quest where I found Hendrik was killed by the Wild Hunt and I'm only level 4.

>>167956294
Yes, things will pick up eventually

>>167956294
yeah, don't worry about it, you're just getting started.

Anyone else find it kinda fucked up how you can get Hjalmar's sword and Crach gives you both of his family's heirlooms, leaving the an Craite's with nothing to pass down?

>>167957396
worst part is, i sold the swords to some random peasant blacksmith

Have SJWs stopped hating the Witcher 3 for not having Niggers everywhere yet?

>>167958630

Yes, because they put in the Offieri.

So now they hate it because muh damsels in distress, even though Ciri literally saves the universe single-handedly.

>>167957684
That's cold.

I never needed money badly so I kept all the unique relics, and at least one of each of the others including swords and armor, and jewelry, and dimeriteum shackles and pretty much anything rare and magic

>>167958630
>>167958760
>unironically caring about MUH SJWS

kill urselves folks

>>167958760

> Yes, because they put in the Offieri.

And games need diversity levels now? Do they just have an issue with Whites?

>>167961152

>t.tumblr

Navigating interiors like houses is a fucking nightmare in this game, the retarded camera and the floaty walking animations make it a pain in the ass

Also the lock on system fucks you up whenever there's more than one enemy

I love the game but god damn these are big issues

>>167962451
I've never had problems with interiors, and locking on is for plebs. I'd suggest you stop blaming the game for you being bad at video games, and instead I would recommend to git gud.

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>>167950262
I wish CDPR would just make episodic Witcher games (like Half Life episodes or the latest hitman) with a monster of the week like adventures for Geralt and even other witchers. But of course that would never happen because lol gwent

>>167956294
Only story quests give decent experience. Don't bother with other shit if you want to level up quickly

>>167958760
>Ciri literally saves the universe single-handedly.

I still have no fucking idea what her 'saving t

>>167962936
meant to say that I still have no idea what her 'saving the universe' entailed. How is freezing to death saves the universe? Did she stop the natural cycle of all stars aging and dying or something? w3 ending was retarded as fuck

>>167963095
It's well above Geralt's understanding

>>167963095

>>167956294
The game goes from "why am I leveling so slowly" to "why am I suddenly at least 6 levels higher than every quest" pretty quick

>>167964341
That's odd. Do the quests just suddenly ramp up how much experience they give you or something?

Also, how long is the main quest? I don't want to rush through it.

>>167964407
Well you'll be fine if you don't do too many sidequests and witcher contracts. But then if you might end up being overleveled for those

Yeah it's pretty long. Took me about 85 hours to finish it, but then again I also did a lot of sidequesting.

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>mfw I can't keep myself from reading up on quests and characters before I finish them and always end up spoiling things for myself
How do I stop being stupid

>>167963274
>meaning they had no idea how to end their game so they came up with that piece of shit.
Ciri was a mistake. All Mary Sues are

>>167966683
>tfw I always fail that quest so my Geralt wouldn't cheat on Triss.

>>167962451
mods my dude

Does Quen prevent enemies from sucking health out of Geralt? Like when you're about to kill something and it does the obligatory "lol I'm almost dead but I'm going to regain literally all my health in three seconds xD" bullshit?

>>167967130
My Geralt is in an open relationship with Shani and half of the sluts in Vizima.

>>167967347
It removes status effects such as bleed and burn but I don't know any monsters that siphon Geralt's health, maybe vampires do but I've always fought them with black blood which deals them damage when they successfully hit Geralt, maybe this negates their healing effect?(if they have one)

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Yennefer is pretty

Triss would be too if CDPR knew how to bump map

>>167967567
My Geralt never cheats on Triss.

Book Ciri > Game Ciri

>>167967621
>I don't know any monsters that siphon Geralt's health
Some types of Wraiths do. Every now and then they summon two or three decoys and steal your health while you're busy fighting them. Also Iris' ghost in HoS

>>167966819
kys, works every time

>>167964407
>Do the quests just suddenly ramp up how much experience they give you or something?

At times yes.

Some quests in both maingame and DLC can level you up 2 or 3 times over their course

Was a bitch for me cause some of them had good loot you could grab that scales to your level but by the end you're one or two levels above the shit you just got.

>>167970508
git gud. Wraith decoys die in one hit, just slap them the second they appear.

For the Iris fight you just need to igni the paintings when she tries to heal off them and it's easy as fuck.

>>167970771
>lol stop being bad these bosses are so easy xDD
Every single time. I'm not asking because I'm having trouble with them. I'm asking purely out of curiosity.

>>167966819
I did the same thing, cause fuck it, when a game has different options that can lead to different shit, I wanna try and get things "right" the first time around.

I don't start out a game planning for NG+, I plan for the best ending and only then if I really liked the game I'll consider playing it again. I also hate feeling like I missed out on something good.

>>167971062
>I don't start out a game planning for NG+
Even if you did, some quest/character endings depend on enough variables that you're likely to get the same endings again if you don't look up how to get the others.

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cute


CUTE

>>167971062
playing that way takes away all the difficulty and fun out of choices. i'd never play the game like that.

>>167974140
>takes away all the difficulty and fun out of choices

Not for me it doesn't

>>167974304
for me it does. what's the point of having a difficult choice if you already look up all the possible outcomes. not knowing what it can lead to and knowing you'll have to live with the consequences is what makes it fun for me. i also like making my own decisions and i never reload in these type of games. i always live with my choices even when things don't turn out the way i wanted, but your game, your rules.

>>167974941
I'm the other way because to me this is a game, not real life which is exactly why I'm playing it. I don't want to operate on those rules where there are no do-overs and I have to live with the consequences when I'm trying to relax. If I can reload and do something over the right way, I'll do so.

But yeah, your game, your rules.

>>167974140
>>167974941
I looked up how to get endings for the base game but I've decided I won't do it when I play Blood and Wine.

>>167976436
try it, i have a feeling the ending is my own when i don't look up the outcomes, something like that is lost when you spoil yourself.

>>167978138
Did you at least*spoilers regarding loot* Do the Orianna quest to get the key item to open the Unseen Elder's cave, change your mind to go after Syanna, get the Toussaint Armor, finish the quests then head to the cave, open it and get the Hen Gaidth steel sword?

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>>167942762

>>167948516
Olgierd is best boy

>>167979348
>she's just the master armorer with different hair

Mediocre, CD Projekt Red, mediocre

>>167979660
Its a mod dude
fully animated brows and eyes its pretty impressive

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>>167979713
I'm talking about how Phillipa's face in general is literally just the master armorer's face except they changed the hairstyle and color and put on a blindfold.

CD Projekt Red is lazy

>signed up for gwent beta, was really excited for it
>few months later,now i have a key and got in
>don't feel like playing it anymore
Is it weird that I feel kinda guilty for not playing it?

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Who did you feel worse for, Svanrige or the NotRobert NotBaratheon?

>>167979660
I never actually noticed that and it's really weird now, it looks nothing like her from 2

Is Chort bugged? I don't see it preventing any staggers.

>>167981362
same here although i don't feel guilty

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>go see Shani at her house
>she isn't there
Guess you have to talk to her before going to the temple. Now she probably thinks Geralt is a rude ass

Oh well that was a nice fucking story and some great bossfights. The Caretaker and Iris' nightmare were cool as fuck.

Good DLC.

>>167981437
>dat ass

You got anymore?

And NotRobert NotBaratheon, no reason to feel bad for Svanrige, if you stay out of it and his mom succeeds, he show he's got balls and eventually kill the other Jarls to make an absolute monarchy.

Wherever or whatever he gets banished to cause you uncovered the mom's plot, he'll be fine.

>>167983004
I wish you really could get Olgierd to go into the painting to be with Iris if you allowed her to keep the flower.

Instead he just despawns and you can find flowers at his brother's grave in the crypt, he doesn't even leave any on Iris' grave, the son of a bitch

So is there a reason why I lost all but 1 of each Mutagen when I started NG+? I had like 100 of each at the end of my playthrough and when I started up NG+ I just had one of each (lesser, normal, greater).

Also why the fuck did they make it so if you start NG+ past a certain level you'll eventually be fucked out of items?

>>167984974
No idea about that first part but the second part are you talking about crafting? I heard that there was an update that capped everything at level 100 except npc levels which can go up to 105

>>167985176
Yeah its about crafting. I was reading about what NG+ added and the article said that if you start NG+ past like 55 or whatever, some of the diagrams you find will be higher than 100. Nice to know thats apparently not true, thanks.

>>167985315
I also heard that even if something crafteable is above 100, if you make it it'll be level 100 anyway

>past like 55

Shit, I'm level 55

>>167982336
Anyone know how to fix the chort decoction bug?

>>167986905
You tried reloading the game?

>>167986834
a SEXY

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Did Lambert fuck Yen?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv-fDIgiVlQ
Skip to 5:11
Lambert says he fucked a friends woman, and jumped out the window to not hurt his feelings

And then there's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEfLdCDSDUU
>You're still one of the prettiest witchers around in my book. Second only to Lambert

What happens if you miss the apples during the circus performance you have to do to recruit Eveline? Can you actualy kill him?

>>167989375
Yen probably fucked Emhyr too

>caranthir summons an ice elemental
>then proceeds to kill it with his magic ice bolts because NPCs can't tell when there's another NPC between them and Geralt

Did you let Iris keep her flower or did you take it?

>>167989485
delete this post

>>167990774
I took it.

Had to spare her the pain she'd been in all these years. Better to move on than to go back to sleep and let the flower wither again

What do I need to sell or get rid of now before I go into NG+ that they'll take away?

>>167989048
Of course, Triss is the sexiest.

>>167989375
No, Lambert is secretly best friends with Avallac'h and the girl he fucked is Ciri.

>>167991836

You may as well get rid of everything but your chosen Grandmaster armour. Even that will be obsoleted in an hour or two.

Just keep whatever Trophy you like best and a Toussaint gear for Roach.

>>167992123
I thought they took away your trophies?

>>167989485
yen had a foursome with letho, serrit and auckes

>>167992170

IDK. Maybe if you have them on you? I'm pretty sure the ones I had stashed carried over but I didn't really care. I do know some things will stay if you keep them in your stash but not in your inventory but really the critical stuff for NG+ is your skill points/mutations and the alchemy stuff you've made any way. Gear gets obsoleted from the outset, NG+ Viper Swords from White Orchard are better than Grandmaster blades from the base game.

Someone should revoke your bootleg Photoshop copy Trissautist

>>167992521
Will my Hen Gaidth sword really be outclassed that fast?

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take a guess, lads

>>167994636
blew my load to one of your long-haired ciri screenshots last night. it was the first one you posted

>>167995329
Glad you enjoyed yourself :3

>>167997231
Any progress on that imgur album of lewd Triss?

>>167997670
I'll upload it tomorrow probably

>>167999316
Yay!!!

>when you want to remain friends / in contact with triss autist after these threads stop existing

>>167993526

Yes. NG+ gear is rescaled according to your level. The only reason to keep gear from the standard game is the set bonus.

>>168002598
Will I get swords that give me armor piercing, critical hit damage bonus and critical hit chance bonus easily in White Orchard?

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>>168001609
Awww :3

where is cyberpunk 2077? did I miss the release?

>>168002856

No, but the raw damage will be higher and eventually that will start to bite.

>>168004397
That sucks.

What's the point of giving us late game weapons and armor and stuff then? To fight Detlaff?

>>168006513

Pretty much.

I mean you're playing the whole game through again, there has to be some reason to upgrade your stuff again and make drops somewhat relevant.

>>168007570
Well yeah but I would've wanted to get a better edge than having mutations and abilities figured out and knowing how to fight better now

Anyone know where I can find a merchant that pays good money for monster trophies?

Found one that pays full price but he only had 650 crowns

>>168009820
*Forget it, figured out I can save and reload and he gets money back

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cp2077 trailer reaches 10m views soon

>>167989485
Whom didn't she fuck lol? Yen is the biggest whore this side of yaruga (that side too)

>not raising Ciri to be your sex slave
>not raising Ciri to be your third in a triad with Yennefer

What the fuck was wrong with Geralt?

>>168013780
He's got good taste. Only neckbeards like ciri

>>168014123
The incest play alone would've compensated for her being anything less than ideal

Total newbie here, working on a combag signs build. If one is swimming in food from meditation farming pigs, why bother getting the active shield over exploding quen?

I'm not really missing out am I?

Could Yen subdue a Djinn and wish to be fertile?

>>168014707

Most of the alt Sign modes are garbage and only there so you have points to spend on things to access the higher tiers.

>>168016238
She's too smart to wish for that. Djinn magic is all kinds of dangerous. Would probably give birth to a ghoul, or something.

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I started playing Witcher 1 through for the first time yesterday.

Encourage me to open the game right now and continue.

>>168016238

Sure, but the Djinn could then turn her into a garden, or make her keep birthing horrible mutant babies until she died from exhaustion, or make her miscarry again and again until she an heroes from despair, or...

Don't fuck with Djinns, is what I'm saying. Geralt made a wish along the lines of "I want Yen to be happy" and just look at how well that worked out for him.

Hint: it didn't.

>>168016284

You get to meet Thaler, you cock-sucking cunt.

>>168016284
It's boring as fuck until you get to Vizima in chapter two

Have you played TW2 and 3? They are much better games but it's worth it to complete TW1 at least once just so you know the background

>>168016387
I stopped playing yesterday right after the beast cinematic in the beginning of Vizima.

I have played both W2 and W3. First W3, recently finished W2 and now going to play W1.

>>168016249
B-but firestream is good, right? I didn't waste points on cool-looking pew pew?

>>168017014
The firestream is the worst one.

>>168016284
you get to fuck bitches

>>168017321
This. There are a lot of bitches to fuck in the first game.

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>>168016354
This desu senpai. Lad's got the biggest cock in Vizima

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>>168017554
>Thaler in w1 - ugly mofo
>thaler in w3 - qt chad
What did they mean by this?

>>167989375
No, it was Triss in the 1st game.

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>>167989375
No

>You're still one of the prettiest witchers around in my book. Second only to Lambert

She's just teasing him

>>168018437
>lambert is supposedly handsome as fuck
>use a generec mook model for him
What did they mean by this?

>>168018895
don't forget

>premature balding

>>168018437
Where there's smoke there's fire senpai, you know she wanted that Lambert cock, and if you connect the dots you fucking know she got it.

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>>168019160

>>168019012
Do you even know what premature balding means? Lambert is not a fucking teenager, you dumb shit.

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>>168019387
>balding before you're 50

LOL

Also Geralt is 100 and still has a full head of hair, Lambert is much younger and already balding.

What a little cuck lmao

>>168019587

>lambert
>much younger

Anon, he's like 10 years younger than Geralt, tops. Eskel, Lambert, and Geralt were all trained around the same time. Mostly by Vesemir, because everyone else died when the plebs went 1000% REEEEE on Kaer Morhen.

>>168019587
Lambert's retreating hairline looks good on him, gives him a mature charm.

>>168020042

I just imagine that he's turning all his hair generating cells into whiny bittercunt cells as he ages.

His final form will be completely bald and despise everything, prompting him to finally an hero.

>>168019225
or what bitch

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>>168020368
You leave me no choice

>>168018404
No, it wasn't. At the beginning of TW1 Salamandra steals witcher secrets. To complete the task of recovering them more efficiently Geralt, Eskel and Lambert all head to different parts of the North to look for info about Salamandra. Geralt heads to Vizima, Triss also heads there, while Lambert sets for Kaedwen. Lambert is not even in Vizima, and he would never delay or prolong his trip, risking witcher secrets just so he can have sex with Triss, who he never had a particularly good relationship with anyway. To assume Lambert ignored their deal, lied to his fellow witchers and went to Vizima instead so he can fuck Triss is to assume Lambert betrayed his witcher school and despite being a prick, he would never do that.

The footprints that can be seen in Triss’ house in Vizima and allegedly belong to Lambert are first visible when Geralt wakes up in Triss’ bed, after falling unconscious during his battle with Azar Javed and The Professor and getting teleported there by Triss. They lead from a bathtub to a dresser located next to a window. And it’s not like Geralt barges unannounced through the door of Triss’ house and says hello. It is clear that he has been unconscious for some time, and even if we assume that Lambert was there, he would never have to sneak through the window, he could just casually walk out the front door, since there is no threat of Geralt catching him in the act, which Lambert’s story implies.

Another thing, Triss was busy teleporting Geralt, so she can’t really have sex with Lambert at the same time. Unless Triss and Lambert have a fetish for fucking next to Geralt’s unconscious body, it makes little sense. At best they could have caught Lambert masturbating alone in Triss’ house, forcing him to jump through the window in shame.

Also, at that point of the game, Geralt and Triss aren't even in a relationship, Geralt commits later on in the game, so even if we assume Triss slept with Lambert, it is still not cheating.

>>168017554
dijkstra has the biggest dick, thaler is average and roche has a baby dick

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>>168021634
>dijkstra has the biggest dick
>Not Foltest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjZnIFZxg2o

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>>168022318
What the ever loving fuck is happening here?

>>168022475
Yennefer happened

>>168021634
>thaler is average
>implying Shani would go for anything less than monster cock

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>>168018404
>lambert fucked all the sorceresses and ends up with the cutest of the three

What a chad

>>168024453
>ends up with the cutest of the three

That's not Sile

did yennefer fuck auckes? letho says she tried to seduce him and drive a wedge between them, but he might have just fucked her and told letho about her intentions. why would he turn down a qt sorceress like yen?

>>168025639
No, trying to seduce anybody is so out of character for her that I don't even consider it canon

And besides, Lethbro wouldn't let someone bust a nut all up inside Geralt's woman, especially not after Geralt saved his life.

That little faggot Lambert on the other hand...

>>168025927
>No, trying to seduce anybody is so out of character for her

stopped reading right there

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>>168025996
>stopped reading right there
>read the whole post anyway

>>168025996
Show me one instance in the books where she tries to seduce anyone

Not him, I just want to know if she's a slut

>>168025927
yen didn't have her memory at the time and i'm sure she seduced a fair share of men in her life. she had 80 years to fuck random guys before meeting geralt. letho doesn't exactly have a high opinion of yen, so i doubt he would bother himself preventing her from fucking anyone. she tried seducing auckes, he probably fucked her and when she tried to turn him against letho, auckes told him all about it.

If Geralt wasn't sterile, could he just quen his penis to stop women getting pregnant?

>>168026413
she fucked crach an craite

>>168026413

She cucks Geralt with some wizard dude in the books.

They were always breaking up and making up because they aren't a good fit for each other.

>>168027185
Didn't Geralt just up and leave after shagging her because he's a colossal autist who didn't have the balls to say "ily babe stay wiv me 4ever"

And the mage had loved yen for years anyway

>>168026413
The Last Wish

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Back dimples are hot.

>>168025612
Bloody mist is not cute, anon

>>168027269

You can love or be attracted to someone and it still won't work out.

Yen literally wanted to make him give up on the Path and settle down with her to get their infertility reversed and have a family. This causes a fuckton of tension because Yen demands everything be her way, Geralt gets nothing, and eventually the only thing he can do is go "fuck it, I'm out."

Which lasts until the wish kicks in again and drags them back together, and things are good for a while again because they go back to the infatuation stage, but that never lasts so they break up, etc etc etc.

/wtc/ - did x fuck y ? General

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>>168016284
Update to this.

I eventually opened the game and continued playing W1, but immediately stopped upon stumbling across my old friend, Zoltan Chivay in the nearby fishing village. The shocking combination of his horrifying appearance and crude voice were enough to traumatize my overly fond memories of him from W2 and W3, resulting me to take a deep breath first before closing the game again.

I feel severely violated. Almost as if I was raped, only that I feel negative instead of happy. Zoltan deserves better. The world deserves better.

>>168027657
Did Roche fuck Foltest?

>>168027698
For sure.
Think about Roche putting that BHS (Big Head Scarf) into his little ass...

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Are yens eyes blue?

>>168025927
>fucks at least 3 girls
>faggot
Nah

>>168027891

Pretty sure they were described as violet in the books.

Some weird special snowflakey colour, any way. Not sure if it was because she is a genetically impure quarter-Elf or because she cosmagically surgeried herself with them.

>>168027891
Of violet eyes glistening as you weep...

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>>168027891
violet

>>168027698
>Did Vernon 'notice me foltest-senpai' fuck biggest hetero chad in the north?
No, but he wishes he did. roche is an autist and thus probably a virgin

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>>168028107
>roche is an autist and thus probably a virgin

He's just saving himself for Anais

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>>168029192
>Implying Rad the Lad won't get in there first
Roche is eternal cuck

What would you do if you had Axii IRL?
>inb4 fuck everyone

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>>168031389
I would use it on Trump, Putin and whoever currently leads China and conquer the world.

>>168031389
Get paid (rob people). Get me close to any billionaire or millionaire and get them to give me mony

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>>168031389
marry Ciri :3

>>168032905
Don't do that to Ciri, it should be her choice ;_;

>>167962806
Currently playing through Witcher 1, that image is a bit triggering.

>tfw just finished act 3
>steam played time: 43 hours

I was going to ignore side quests, but apparently there are to many tits you miss out by doing so.

Weirdest one being when you start out by agreeing to find this guy's sister and then you end up in a vampire orgie with manslaughter as a desert. The most odd part about it was that I felt quite good about myself afterwards.

>Yen brought the unicorn to Corvo Bianco

Aww yeah!

I do wonder how long until they get bored, get out of the honeymoon phase, fight and break up again

>>168020634
You mean the watery footprints leaving the bathtub in the direction of her wardrobe?

>>168017554
>>168017812
Makes more sense now why Shani would date him. He looks pretty disgusting in W1.

>>168036005

As I said last time, Shani spent all day with victims of the bubonic plague and lived with a complete battle-axe who would run off any suitors who weren't worried about the whole black death thing.

Thaler's probably the only man in Vizima with the balls and insanity to even make the attempt.

>>168036335
That makes even more sense.

YOUR KIND SPREADS DISEASE, DEFEA'ISM AND DESERTION

You're about to make a deal with Gaunter O'Dimm. What are your conditions? Can you outsmart him and prevent him from getting your soul?

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>>168041458
Make Anarietta my gf forever and he's more than welcome to my soul

>>168043704
But if he gets your soul you die and then you can't be with her.

>>168041458
So how does it work? If I ask to become the richest man in the world, does he make me rich(or makes everyone else poorer), and then immediately take my soul and kill me? Or does he just wait until I die to take my soul?

>The third task proved most difficult as the von Everec family estate was guarded by a demonic creature known as the Caretaker and his wife Iris who had the rose had died but lingered in the portraits throughout the manor as a powerful wraith.
So according to wikia Iris is the Caretaker's wife. Fucking amazing.

>>168041458
Condition: when every woman in the world at a stage in life of physical attraction where I find them to be sexy, cute and/or beautiful has brought me to multiple orgasm during at minimum an hour of coitus involving my penis repeatedly penetrating one of three holes present on these women's bodies, said holes being the mouth/throat, the asshole and the vagina, while we perfectly recite an elvish song that lasts for said duration of coitus

>>168044105
He does what you wish, and takes your soul as payment. You can specify a clause of the contract intended to prevent him from taking the soul, but he'll sooner or later find a loophole and get to you.

>>168043704
Prepare to get cucked

>>168043812
But how can Anna be his girlfriend forever if he's dead?

>>168043704
He makes her your gf, but she's now uglier than a crone. Enjoy

I just bough Blood and Wine on GOG and now my account also has TW3 GOTY Edition, which wasn't there yesterday. Is it literally just the game with the DLC integrated, or does it have something more? I already have HoS and the free DLC

>>168048339
It's the GOTY edition of the game

>tfw Ciri will one day die of old age while Geralt and Yen can only watch

>>168052605
I for one choose Triss.

Gotta break that cycle with Yen. The highs may be better than with Triss, but the lows are more frequent and far worse

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>>168053490
>The highs may be better than with Triss, but the lows are more frequent and far worse

No arguments here, but you're forgetting something crucial

>Vicious makeup sex

>>168053490
>chosing one hag over the other
you're a cuck and a retard

>>168055271
Yennefer literally cucks Geralt, so I'm choosing the noncuck life faggot

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One thing that impressed me was how dialogue changes depending on the order events occur, but did they continue this with the DLC?
Before the final battle Yennefer asks Geralt to run away somewhere, does this dialogue change if B&W has been completed and Geralt owns Corvo Bianco?

>>168055391
>Yennefer literally cucks Geralt

Except she literally doesn't

Geralt runs away and leaves her, basically pumped and dumped her

Triss cucks Geralt with Vorhis AND Vernon Roche

>>168057096
Yennefer fucked a guy literally the morning after taking Geralt BWC

>Triss cucks Geralt with Vorhis AND Vernon Roche

While they were together? I don't think so

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>>167912714
>Played TW1 last month while reading Last Wish
>Just finished TW2 last night, almost done with Sword of Destiny.
>TW3 is currently at 42% DL in Steam.

Anything I should do before starting this?

Any mods y'all recommend aside from the ones in the sticky?

>>168057184
>Yennefer fucked a guy literally the morning after taking Geralt BWC

Not him but isn't that after Geralt ran away like that anon is describing

I haven't read the books in a while so I don't remember anything

>>168055834
I don't think you even will get a visitor if you haven't finished the main game

>>168057486
I don't remember either.

I'm not sure he ran away though, I think he and the guy had a fight over it with Geralt saying Yennefer's his because he fucked her last night and the guy saying he fucked her that morning so Yennefer is his

>>168057464
>Any mods y'all recommend aside from the ones in the sticky?

>http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1994/?
Item scaling, Purely for aesthetic reasons, many Witcher gear items quickly become redundant within a few levels and ugly armor or weapons become more effective, this mod lets you wear the same good looking shit with current level effectiveness

>http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/347/?
No dirty lens effect, self explanatory

essential mods imo

>>168057728
Why does Yennefer fuck a guy the morning after receiving BIG WITCHER COCK, that's what doesn't make sense to me, even the sluttiest women I've ever known aren't that bad.

Is Andrej just a permavirgin autist who can't write women for shit?

>>168057464
I don't know who writes the sticky but I strongly disagree with some of the choices, especially STLM given how much it fucks up some parts of the game

Recommended mods should be qol/bugfixes, here are a few
>better icons
>hqFaces
>noDirtyLensEffect
>noMudScreen
>nitpickers patch
>noStairRolling
>hq rework project
some might recommend "skellige ice breath", but I think the breathing is far too frequent and it gets annoying in cutscenes

>>168058783
>hqFaces

Has the no facial movements been fixed yet, made the mod unusable for me

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dedthred

>>168061538
Dead ship.

The cycle will end when their problems come up again, they split and there's no wish to bring them back together

>>168055391
>I choseto eat this pile of shit over the other
ok, mate

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>>168062647
>Yen
>resisting geralt's BIG WITCHER COCK

not likely

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:3

>>168062925
There are other witchers she can get BWC from.

And don't underestimate mage cock, if there's shit sorceresses can use to make themselves look hotter, there's bound to be penis enlargement magic or shit to give orgasm through penetration alone.

>>168032905
Ciris eyes bother me

>>168035841
Yeah, they are the ultimate proof that Triss puts on her panties after she takes a bath.

>>168057096
Except she literally does. I don't even hold it against Yen or anything, but that happened in A Shard of Ice short story.

>End of Blood and Wine
>Slay the beast of Toussaint
>Tell Anna Henrietta that her sister is a scheming whore who wants to kill her
>"Nah I don't believe you witcher"
>She gets killed by said sister
>Game wants me feel bad about this
IDGAF. I'm off to Corvo Bianco sipping some of that delicious White Wolf™ wine

>>168068003
This is why Syanna is best girl.

Anna's a retard who let a vampire lay waste to her city so she could keep her sister away. And will refuse to believe Syanna was behind the knights or wanted to kill her, whether you tell her back at Dun Tynne, right there after getting the medal, or (if Syanna died) at her crypt.

>>168068003
>not getting the happy ending

>>168068612
>Kill a dangerous vampire who went full retard
>Ride off to your own vineyard where your waifu or daughterfu is waiting for you
Niggah how is that not a happy ending?

>>168068849
>beauclair will later burn as families fight over who'll be running Toussaint
>civil war will eventually reach your doorstep and drive you and your waifu or daughterfu out
>happy

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Would Geralt kill Yen if it meant saving Ciri?

>>168074237
yes

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>>168074454
are you sure?

Who would he NOT kill for Ciri?

>>168074776
Roach

>>168074776
yes

>>168058198

>Is Andrej just a permavirgin autist who can't write women for shit?

He's a fantasy author, so guess.