/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

first for fuck todd and gamebryo

Reminder that Cumtears is cancer and we should all do our best to be CHEMO and tame his dumbass.

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Waifus
Lore
Harmony!

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Elisif for High Queen

:D

Can you explain the lore without relying on contrived mental gymnastics like CHIM, kalpas, dragonbreaks and other autistic shit?

>>167909680
>I'm too retarded to understand it so it's autistic shit

lol

>>167909481
Who's your favourite Jarl?

>>167909680
Only if the explanation doesn't involve it. What kind of question is that?

How the hell do I uninstall this mod? I'm using Mod Organizer and I hit uninstall. When I boot the game up everyone is still wearing the awful conversions.

I checked the my skyrim installation directory to make sure I didn't accidentally manually install it or something and my meshes folder is empty so that's not the problem. The files aren't in my bodyslide mod folder either.

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/69886/?

>>167909680
Yeah, but higher concepts like that, which establish metaphysics and open up a bunch of shit, is kinda impossible.

CHIM = reality is a dream, you are lucid dreaming

kalpas = span of time in which a universe exists and ends

dragonbreak = whens something warps time and space and is redefined by the person/thing that broke it

There will never be an elder scrolls set in the following places: Akavir, Orsinium, Blackmarsh, Elsewear

Just deal with it. People don't want to be surrounded by ugly fucks or pander to furries. Casual gamers wouldn't buy it.

The next games are going to be in: Somerset Isles, Valenwood, Hammer fell and High Rock.

Just grow up already.

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Check theses suckers out!

>>167909680
The Lore and histories of TES are unreliable and are based on upon interpretation through supported texts. It's basically like real world history and culture studies.

There is no 'true canon' in the game's sense. In an IRL sense the only canon is that interpretation can only come from TES content either created or supported by Bethesda.

>>167909680
Lore is just how everything ended up working.

>>167909792
When you install the mod it probably doesn't add anything to the core directories, only Bodyslide. Then you use Bodyslide to export the files to the meshes directory.

So if you get rid of the mod, you only get rid of the bodyslide files. And the exports won't be in your actual directory because you use MO

You will have to go to your virtual meshes directory and get rid of them through MO.

>>167909912
THIS NIGGA FUCKIN GETS IT

>>167909737
It just ruins the lore, similar to how Lord of the rings did it. It is so contrived and autistic, the games do not show anyone having any of the metaphysical knowledge of how the world works.

It would be better for everyone if they just made the world a globe and just a normal medieval world with magic.

Why bother introducing cool regions and peoples if they are literally NEVER mentioned in the games? People have magic, it's not like there wouldn't be Sload traders in Tamriel.

>>167910042
>he doesn't like the simarillion

see you in dagor dagorath fuckhead

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>>167909680
>Can you explain lore but leave out the lore?
I mean, I realize that a lot of this is pretty dense compared to your standard fantasy world stuff, but it's not too difficult to understand if you read up on it.

Hell, it's pretty basic compared to some of the DnD stuff I've read.

>>167910042
>the games do not show anyone having any of the metaphysical knowledge of how the world works
Baiting to foster lore discussion? Were you that guy earlier who was thirsty for the /tg/ thread?

>>167910193
Engine Limitations

>>167910042
>It is so contrived and autistic
It's based off of ancient religions and esotericism combined with whatever the fuck cuckbride was smoking. It's fun once you start to understand it.

How do we make imperials interesting?

>167910042
yep you're a retard who hasn't even paid the basic amount of attention to in-game dialogue
Paarthurnax talks in pretty simple terms about the structure of kalpas
Vivec and Mankar Camoran both give insight into CHIM
Dragon breaks are pretty extensively researched and there's a book "debunking" them in Morrowind that actually proves that they happen

>>167909912
it's all about cross-referencing the multiple cultural perspectives and looking for the common points
like the 'death' of Lorkhan

>>167910193
>not like there wouldn't be Sload traders in Tamriel.

Who the FUCK wants a bunch of human-hating necromantic fleshpiles in their homeland? Fucking nobody.

Have there been any good new waifus recently?

>>167910042
But they do. Half of Heimskr's sermon is about Talos CHIMING Cyrodiil into it's current state.

Also it doesn't help that such lore is, in universe, hard as fuck to figure out and drives insane and/or kills (for varied definitions of killing) those who do get close to those concepts.

>>167910286
They are interesting. You can see imperials shine when they are talking to the slower speaking Nords in Skyrim.

Ultimately they need to make the personality stat do more. Being able to resolve conflict through dialogue would be cool.

>>167909589
Imo she is the cutest.

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Totally being productive right now.

>>167910310
Khajiit and Argonians sell bodies to them.

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>>167910310
Necromancers, Black Market Traders, and Drug Lords

>>167910310
>Implying Tamriel has any control over its borders

Lel, that's why there are necromancer's, zombies, spriggans, reachmen and bandits waiting to kill you as soon as you step out of a city.

Rape yourself with a daedric dagger

>>167910478
>How to instantly drench Iness's panties.jpg

>>167909886
Orsinium won't ever get a full game simply because it's a single city
it might be the DLC of a Hammerfell game though

What if as a female character, I fuck Pelagius while in the Sheo quest, could I get pregnant and would that restart the Septim bloodline?

>tfw no Anzu like waifu

>>167910289
I can't even read this without feeling phlegm well up in my throat it honestly repulses me it is so convoluted and irritating. The lore ruins an otherwise compelling narrative.

>>167910479

thats some dark shit

>>167910726
sounds like call of duty is more your kind of game, then

If they did the khajit homeland then they would have furries playing the game forever and Reddit + Facebook dominated with cat memes for years.

>>167910469
>she

You're masturbating to a 12 year old Indonesian boy

>>167910890
Meh, I've masturbated to worse.

>>167910397
Not for a couple years.

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>>167910639
Some of Zix' waifus get pretty close, iirc. Then again, you'd have to be a total pedo to want one of those.

>>167910739
Just good business. How else is Khajiit supposed to feed 12 cubs? You would wish for Khajiit's children to starve?

>>167910831
CoD has too much lore for him.

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>>167910864
Just make it a spin-off in the Adventures series and rip off Godhand like Redguard ripped off Tomb Raider

>>167910726

>using my imagination and thinking outside the box makes me physically sick

it literally does hurt to be as stupid as you are

>>167910890
So like, Arurun?

>>167910831
Call of duty has deeper gameplay mechanics than Skyrim.

>>167910986
No, it's like joining scientology and learning about Xenu in terms of how autistic the lore is.

>>167911020

well yeah no shit, thats what makes it call of duty, nobody plays cod for the same reasons they play skyrim and vice versa

>>167911020
tic-tac-toe has deeper gameplay mechanics than Skyrim.

>>167910620
Honestly I don't see why not.

>>167911151
Skyrim has neither good gameplay or storytelling. Sorry anon but Bethesda, much like Mundus is in decline.

>>167911014
Arurun is a better waifu than you will ever muster, cumtears

>>167911302
never reply to me again you little bitch

>>167910925
There has to be a good new waifu

>>167911452
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/54527/?

>>167911748
why does she look so perturbed in every screenshot

>>167911748
he said NEW and GOOD. Sofia is neither.

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does anyone remember the name of a load fix mod that pre-emptively loaded your game in a testcell before your actual save file?

it was pretty nifty but i can't find it anymore

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>>167911906
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/78557/?

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>>167911981
thank you friend

>>167911367
I'm sorry your ego is driven by making shitposts

>>167911853
shit taste

>>167912152
I agree with this poster. Well said, anon.

>>167911748
I meant a /tesg/ waifu

>>167912282
Define recent

>>167912282
I honestly can't think of anything. Heiko made a new waifu but it just looks like Heiko. Ada made new characters but they're all boys anyways. I think both Clones and Meara may have made new characters but you can't tell. Freir made a new character that mostly looks like the last one except slightly worse.

Who else was there?

>>167912282
Honest answer:
>>167906475

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>>167912282
>>167913394
Yeah Hali is pretty good

>>167913307
>Ada made new characters but they're all boys anyways.

>implying boys can't be waifus

>>167913714
snek is best waifu

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Does anyone have that image of all of the daefric lords with the realistic artstyle? It had a white backdrop and was vertically long too.

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Wow I install good ENB... now my shitty Dark Souls lewd mashups are pretty...

Except my framerate because my PC is garbage lmao. Good thing you got that shift f12

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>>167913714

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>>167913753
Dads can't be waifus!

>>167913307
>think both Clones and Meara may have made new characters but you can't tell.
Who?

>Freir made a new character that mostly looks like the last one except slightly worse.
Who?

>>167914119
that sounds like quitter talk

>>167913394
Oh yeah I forgot about her, she's nice

>>167914131
you'll figure it out eventually

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>>167913793

>>167913714
can girls be husbandos?
I want a cute girl in a tuxedo

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>>167914316
>>167913793

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>>167914396

>>167914435
the other colored one

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>>167914435
>>167913793

>>167914243
Tell me please!!!

>>167914591
Are you being legit? I figured you were just funpposting. Here: http://imgur.com/a/YSUMg

What's the FOTM enb for oldrim?

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>>167914564
>>167913793

>>167914710
Same one it's been for over a year.

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>>167914832
>>167913793

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>>167914564
>>167914435
>>167914316
Thanks!

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>>167913665
It's Halí, shitlord. Not Hali. Alt+0237, remember it.

Sword, axe or mace?

http://illusioncards.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=buffscale

>>167915710
yes.

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>>167915710
Fist.

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>>167915559
>It's Halí, shitlord.
Fuck you and your snowflake accent mark. I'll just call you Hal.

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>>167915853
>I'll just call you Hal.
You wouldn't dare

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>>167915945
>You wouldn't dare
Oh, I do dare...HAL! Now what are you gonna do?!

>>167915710
Horsecock.

>>167910397
succubus by rk

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/81958/?

>>167914686
How do I make a /tesg/ account to register my waifu?

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>>167916520
post roster here. I need to redo mines

>>167916645
But I have no account nickname.

Uh, does Ultimate Dragons require FNIS?

>>167916981
Try looking at the mod page you stupid motherfucker.

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>people here haven't bought SSE yet

>>167917292
>bought
Most people here got it for free.

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>>167916069
>Now what are you gonna do?!
I'm going to tattoo 'Alt+0237' on your face while you're sleeping. Teach you to forget names.

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>>167916645
Holy shit Pama was YOU this whole time?

>>167909680
tes lore is literally some guy's autistic dream

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>>167917292
>playing on consoles

>>167917372
BUY IT

>>167917506
Fuck off Todd. i bought the CE for Skyrim and got all the dlc. You gave me that copy of SE.

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>>167917592
THAT COPY WAS TEMPORARY, BUY IT

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>he hasn't used all of the TK mods

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>>167917458
So you want to be close to me in bed at night, eh?

http://strawberryshakeus.tumblr.com/

Literal cannot haves

playing through the main quest of skyrim reminded me that it was terrible.

>>167917939
the entirety of the game is terrible.

pretty great sex game and waifu sim, though

I see a ton of mods with "poise" affecting perks/spells, etc. Is this a thing in the vanilla game?

>>167918270
There was a perk that let your dual casted destruction spells cause staggers in vanilla.

>>167917814
>long skirts on everything

When will people understand that without proper physics this simply does not look good outside of (some) poses?

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Goodnight /tesg/

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>>167917779
Yeah. Whatcha gonna do about it?

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>>167918558
night

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>>167918558
Goodnight.

>>167918378
Yeah, that thing was overpowered. Was it using a poise system to do it?

For instance, there's a summermyst enchantment that lowers "poise", and staggers targets with zero poise. How does that work?

Finally got around to beating Vigilant Chapter II, I almost feel bad for Molag Bal at this point.

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>>167918558
Goodnight anon

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>>167918587
>Whatcha gonna do about it?
Not much.

>>167918418
But I really like skirts and buttcapes that twist and bend with your legs!

Favorite vampire mod? Just caught Bal-HIV and I don't think I'm gonna go to a healer.

>>167919449
PLs no more vampire waifus

Any mod to let my follower gain benefit from all enhancement ?

>>167919449
Better Vampires + Dynamic Vampire Appearance + Better Vampire Fangs

It's the standard bloodsucker mod combo at this point. Better Vampires alone is highly configurable and makes playing a vamp 100x more interesting.

>>167919726
>Better Vampire Fangs
what happens when you use this with NPC replacers?

i'm using JH's npcs for dawnguard and I like my cute Fura

>>167919858
I have no idea, but all it does is change the internal mouth model so I doubt it would mess up any npc vamp appearances.

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Any interest in a dunmer follower who fights with a rapier? As soon as I fix his blue man group thing going on I plan on adding him to the webzone.

>>167920554
who?

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>>167920554
Eww, no. jej

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>>167920615
A character I made a while back.

>>167920727
I want her follower instead

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>>167920712
Shush, lady-of-the-night.

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>>167920554
Sure, why not. He's my favorite husbando of yours, even if he has no backstory that I know of.

KS Hairdos or SG Hairs?

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>>167920834
Make me.

>>167920943
His backstory is that he's a bum who doesn't pay his bill and is, well, "rather lackluster", ifyouknowwhatimean.

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>>167920943
Eh, he has a backstory. Barely. A criminal from Morrowind who is being pursued by both authorities and an argonian named Slits-his-Skin and his group of lizardly lads.

Thrown into a cell in Skyrim after being found, he escaped after half a year because of a moderately successful riot (he didn't instigate it), he now roams Skyrim as a free-ish man with the romantic partner he acquired a while back.

This poorly written tripe is exactly why I never write backstories for my characters.

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>>167920554
Absolutely. Would grab some drinks together and discuss the intricacies of Bosmer women.

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>>167921037
Both!

>>167921402
enjoy having 1200 hairs that you never use.

>>167921402
Meara, alot of your recent screenshots have been... boring.

Mainly the area in that screenshot, it's just boring.

So what daedric pantheon(s) would you want to be a part of?
Peryite seems pretty cool to worship, unless you get that vomit shit and then he kills you, but still he seems pretty cool
Also Jyggalag because he's not inherently evil and it seems lile worshipping him would have a lot of benefits
And Meridia is a nice person so her too

>>167921947
Azura because her realm is supposed to be pretty
Sanguine for the loods

>>167921947
So meridia's realm is that colorful fish tank looking place
And I assume Jyggalag is building a new cold harbour
But what the fuck does peryite have? A sky cubicle?

>>167913307
>Freir made a new character that mostly looks like the last one except slightly worse.
The hell are you talking about

>>167921947
Meridia.

I like to think that she's extremely fascinated by anything that is alive so she'd build me a nice house in her realm on the condition that she can spy on me living and schlick while watching me breathe or sleep or stuff like that.

>>167921947
Sheogorath seems like a fun guy. He'd probably get bored of me and turn me into a chicken or make me spontaneously combust or something, but life up to that point would be great.

>>167922174
>jyggynyggy
>coldharbour

u w0t m8

>>167922479
Fuck I meant a new shivering isles
I want to see it. I imagine it with the halves being LAW and JUSTICE and the palace is a courthouse

Wouldn't Peryite and Jyggalag be like a fucking dream team?
>god of order and god of tasks
>together they make a world free of chaos and effectively eleminate the effects of padomay on the world
>no more shezzarines, no more dark brotherhood, the divines thrive except for talos since he's just lorkhan

>>167922656
Yeah except when the dragon fuck decides to infect everyone with ass aids

>>167922656
Peryite would quite immediately because Jyggalag would immediately start sorting things according to his autism instead of whatever order might naturally occur
>eliminate the effects of change
so literally nothing would occur
it would be a giant crystalline pit of autism preserved in time, never changing except when Jygg decides to reorder it

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>>167921586
You are right. I'm a bit uninspired atm and open to suggestions.

>>167922870
How about actual substance that isn't pandering to hormonal teenagers?
Oh no wait, that would require effort and thought.

>>167922870
get out of your lewdness comfort zone. ramp it up.

>>167922781
He blessed the world with ass aids for a reason. It was like spraying dandelions so they don't ruin a garden

>>167913307
>Freir made a new character that mostly looks like the last one except slightly worse.
????

>>167922978
What a clever and witty post

>>167922870
that redhead and the dunmer should do actual robinson crusoe survival stuff instead of just glistening in the sun

or maybe the big blonde and her little friend exploring a dungeon

try some more action stuff with that redguard knightfu, or maybe cover how she got off that cross

>>167922870
Is she a nice person even though she looks like a psycopathic killer?

Complete newb here, if I wanna use Mega Milkdrinker I install UNP first then milkdrinker or do I still need something else? Don't want to fuck it up...

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>>167922870
Adventure!

>>167922542
i though the shivering isles was sheo's take on the subject. couldn't jyggy just greymarch some lesser realm or something?

>>167923435
Don't use UNP, use UUNP Special.

Mega Milk Drinker is just a diffuse map. You need normal maps and speculars to go alongside it.

>>167923523
that's what got the other 16 princes against him in the first place

hey guys ohw do i get a dumner gf im so lonely haha

NEW HOTFILE!
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What would Jyggalag's artifact be?
>inb4 sword of jigglybag from SI
It can't be a shield because then him and peryite would pretty much be the same fucking prince. Maybe a hammer? It could be called the Gavel of Jyggalag or something.

>>167923790
Welcome to the club.

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>Go to booru
>search "random"
http://booru.legacywaste.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6756

>>167923991
Classic buffscale shit.

>>167923935
the shit taste club. dunmer are whores.

>>167923790
The first step is to get sober.

>>167923926
Peryite and Jygg have nothing in common
>but muh order
Peryite is natural order, like the kind you'd find in a thriving ecosystem
Jyggalag would look at that ecosystem and immediately throw an autistic fit that it isn't contained inside a zoo

>>167923991
>search "random"
Big fucking mistake. Clicking random gives you about a 1/5 chance of landing a Buffscale image. Stick to the front page or search for something if you want it specific.

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>>167924115
If a whore would love me then love would be enough

>>167923908
Why the fuck aren't you guys submitting followers like Woe or pirate-girl or any number of others if ya'll complain so goddamn much about the feces that gets hotfiled?

HOT!
O
T
!

GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN! http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/81956/?

>>167923991
Sign up, make an account, blacklist Buffscale.

Sure 90% of the booru is now gone, but atleast its decent shit.

>>167924240
t. acobral

>>167924240
Because a lot of waifus, and other characters for that matter, use resources they don't have permission to reupload.

>>167923926
the jyggmeister is too boring and too unoriginal to produce an artifact. if he was forced to make something, he'd probably make a sword with an enchantment to do more damage

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>>167924231
Anon don't I come here to escape those feels

>tfw finally completed my sex dungeon of /tesg/ waifus

every single one of the ladies uploaded to guardly's site in currently held in chains within my mighty dungeon, waiting for punishment

hehehehe

>>167924240
I don't care about e-penis.

>>167924485
Pics

>>167924485
Followerfag pls

>>167924485
Sup longhorn.

>>167924485
Even Buffs?

>>167924668
Especially Buff's

>>167924485
pics or it didn't happen

>>167924485
Pls pictures. Especially of amputated Yarti.

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Just finished the wheels of lull but whenever llavados transports me I CTD. Even when I tried to leave myself via coc. Any idea how to resolve it?
Also, who the fuck is he supposed to be anyway? Am I supposed to have played Sotha Sil Extended to know?

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Do we have a definitive lore answer on what happened to all protagonists on TES games? The only thing I can say for sure is Imperial Agent being dead by Numidium.

>>167924940
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Hero
Most are "lol i dunno they just left".

>>167924872
Trainwiz has denied pretty much every guess at Llavados' identity so either he's bullshitting or it's someone really really really obscure

>>167924940
the only one without one is TLDB even though Bethesda are exceptionally unsubtle about their plans with him

>>167925175
What, TLDB becoming the newest Emp?

>>167925291
if he doesn't go straight to warring with the Dominion, yeah

>>167925375
I personally buy the mantling Talos argument--which involves a new empire, yeah

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>>167923219
Will do!
>>167923451
I should do that again...

>>167925159
>>167925175
So, "Dragonbreak means every ending happened" and "Use Mantella, get stomped because you're not royal ending" doesn't guarantee that Agent died because of Numidium at all according to lore?

Welp, I got the bodyslide thing set up but have no idea what I'm doing...

>>167925541
Agent almost certainly got annihilated by one of the seven Numidia roaming around during the Warp

>>167925159
>>167925695
Maybe they should add daedra princess shenanigans into their fates. Like "nobody knows who hero of kvatch is, what race he was, what was his name" and players know it's because of cowl.

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"Welcome to the Bannered Mare my lord, what would you like to order?"

>>167925864
I would like one neck seam removal, please

>>167925864
A dead Cumtears.

>>167925864
Who is this? A new Niko waifu?

>>167925791
did Shivering Isles just fall out of a giant gab in your brain or something

>>167925864
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/60963/?

>>167925864
Cumtears on a spitroast so I could look at it and then throw it to the dogs.

>>167926035
I'd rather watch cumtears being impaled to the stake. While living ofcourse.

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>>167925892
>>167926013
"Coming right up."

>>167925898
>>167926035
>>167926094
That's not Cumtears. This new waifu looks stunning.

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HOLY SHIT HD BUCKETS!

HOW HAVE I LIVED MY LIFE WITHOUT ONE?!

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/81956/?

>>167926189
cumtears ffs

>>167926189
Someone else made the preset and sent it to Cumtears.

>>167926114
"I hope that ugly cunt trips on Uthgerd's sword"

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>>167926035
I thought that Vorefag is supposed to be Cumtears' alter ego?

>>167924872
The latest patch supposedly fixed it.

I have two questions about ordinator.
How does it work with caco and what settings should I use the slyrim community uncapper with it?

>>167926263
turns out he likes to respond to his own shitposts i guess

>>167926376
thanks, just went to the nexus and saw

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>>167926197
Holy shit

That is a good bucket

Give me broken "Constant effect" combinations for TES3. Not "Summon helm" on helmet broken.

>>167926197
Why would someone need a retexture of random shit that nobody pays attention to unless they have a severe case of autismo

>>167925864
Saadia's T H I C C ass

What mods do you hope Bethesda steals to the next game as their own features?

>>167925864
My dick. In your pussy.

>>167926559
>wanting to fuck a literal sandnigger terrorist

>>167926618
Sex mods, obviously.

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>What would be the most suitable race / class for a completist playthrough? So MQ + Dawnguard + Dragonborn (+ optional: one guild's entire questline)?

I'd like a character that 1) makes sense lore-wise and 2) can get the most of new mechanisms that the aforementioned add-ons bring. Thanks in advance!

>>167926626
>not hatefucking her, slitting her thoat and throwing her to the dogs
weak pars, famalam

>>167926626
>terrorist
Isn't she a thief? She's a scum, sure, but not a terrorist.

>>167926662
>optional: one guild

that's not completist you quintuple nigger

also literally any race works, none of your choices matter

>>167925864
I want you to stop ignoring Deo when he's calling you out, and don't run away like a bitch.

>>167926794
Yeah, maybe I should have worded better: I only played vanilla so I have literally no clue what I'm into with the add-ons, but I'd like to do everything I could there. As for the base game, MQ+1 faction at best.

also literally any race works, none of your choices matter

Of course it works, but that was not the question(s) above. I was thinking to Nord due to it's synergy with the MQ, plus I wouldn't pick them in any other TES game anyway (as they're too generic for that).

>>167927018
>cumtears should take a chill pill and fuck off forever
>REEEEE STOP IGNORING ME FAGGOT
Pick one and only one.

>>167927180
>it's synergy with the MQ
the plot hook is "you were in a convenient place and Akatosh used his time fuckery to make you the chosen one", it's probably the most race-agnostic protagonist setup of any TES game
and the mechanics literally don't matter since the DLCs mostly add new areas and quests

>>167926783
She betrayed Hammerfell to the Thalmor somehow, don't know the specifics

>>167927556
She deflowered a princess that was reserved for Thalmor stud.

>>167927556
Sold out her family (or city) by selling confidential informations to the Thalmor.

>>167925864
So much better than the previous version. Have you changed the skin?

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>>167927727
Nah, I simply gave it a different tint than ghost pale. Also, I found out that while it is indeed true that I didn't give her any makeup overlays, I forgot to change the lip color and eyeliner color slider settings that I used for vampire Natalia.

>>167927018
He is right to be terrified, you know.

>>167927252
I like how you misquoted that post.

>>167928040
I like how you keep trying to stir shit when Cumtears is trying his hardest to ignore you and the shitposts that you orchestrated.

>>167928073
Who do you think I am? Anyone can view the previous thread and see that this anon >>167927252 is misquoting in an attempt to stir shit.

>>167928135
>Who do you think I am?
A shit stirrer. Post your character, bitch.

Clones?

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>>167928198
Do you really think posting an image with a character thats properly labeled would disclose my identity? Fat chance.

>>167928217
Hey

>>167928073
>Cumtears is trying his hardest to ignore you

What is he trying to ignore though? Did someone say something that triggered his fee-fees?

>people start namedropping
>thread turns to shit
you'd think you fucks would have noticed the pattern by now, but noooo, muh relationship with anonymous people on a bohemian tiling forum

>>167928353
"Like I said many months ago: Cumtears is a cancer to these generals and represents the worst a poster can offer. Either he improves, or he will continue to post until he exposes himself to be a weirdo pedo guy thing (and we all know how that goes) or he takes his brain pills and starts acting like a normal human ree and a real hero and just chills with us sans weird shit."

Check the last thread, and notice how Cumtears didn't reply or even acknowledge him at all.

>>167928353
Deo observed that Cumtears has a habit of encouraging lewd situations with his character, then calling everyone else perverts when they comment on it. Classic 12-year-old "I think I'm so clever" shite.

I'm going to hold Kaarina's hand!

>>167928427
>notice how Cumtears didn't reply or even acknowledge him at all.

But didnt he post this?

>>167925864

Maybe he is coming around?

>>167928509
Name one fucking thing that is lewd or suggestive with that screenshot. Go on, I dare you.

>>167928265
This isn't clones

Where are the Elder Scrolls?

>>167928541
I said 'maybe he is coming around' as in maybe he is taking the advice but ignoring the post?

>>167928651
My bad anon, I thought you were this shit stirring faggot >>167928445

>>167928613
Here

>>167928837
I don't think the Elder Scrolls are people whining about nonsensical drama.
Call it a hunch.

>>167928651
Cumtears has stopped taking or positng suggestive shots with his loli since three or four months ago. Deo is simply living in his drug addled fantasy as usual.

>>167928697
Not that shit-stirring faggot but I think >>167928427 is a fair post, if you would call it that. I've only been here a few months after I got Skyrim on sale and I've just been lurking for cool stuff to be posted, so I don't know the details of this drama.

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>>167928872

>>167928895
>Everyone is collectively hallucinating that Cumtear's makes shitposts

Here is the drug, the (You)

>>167928984
The keyword is that he USED to, he turned a new leaf a long time ago. You on the other hand, are the same old arrogant son of a bitch who thinks that the world revolves around him.

>>167929038
Uh, I don't think I am who you think I am. Why are you so angry?

>>167929101
Ignore it, it's probably Brave Shitstain or Faust. They always whiteknight Cumshit for some reason. Brave has a pretty well-known petty grudge towards Deo.

>>167928872
How do you know? Have you read one?

>>167929038
>the same old arrogant son of a bitch who thinks that the world revolves around him.

I mean, technically, the world revolves around (You), too. At least, if you will it.

>>167929159
Technically, yes.
Self-inserting is a hell of a drug.

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>>167929159
Yes, it was a scroll entirely of dickbutt.

>>167929157
>Brave has a pretty well-known petty grudge towards Deo.
Over what? I have a feeling you're making shit up. Deo drew his waifu a few months back.

>>167929315
That was Haar's waifu.

Wait...you son of a bitch. You got me.

>>167929038
>The keyword is that he USED to, he turned a new leaf a long time ago.
I wouldn't call it a new leaf. He just changed what he shitposts about. Right now there's less /pol/ and "wahhhh why do you hate me" shitposting, but instead now there is more flinging shit over his petty grudges against a select few posters and of course the cringey ERP.

Is there an easy way to convert BSItrishapes to NItrishapes in Nifskope?

>>167929364
Not Kaarina, the Dunmer with pink armor.

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>>167929525
this one? this was brave's? lmao

thought i was cheering some rando up, gonna go kill myself now. :')

>>167929606
Wait what's your beef with Brave? Is it about Cumtears? This seems so irrational.

Well now we know who's been shitposting about ArcNXT all along. Actually wasn't Cumtears. Color me surprised, maybe he is becoming alright. On the other hand, I'm disappointed in Deo. I thought he was cool and chill.

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I back from SkyrimNexus and saw new followers... ugh... please help! Post good followers!

>>167929657
I don't actually have beef with Brave personally. I have expressed my own disdain about wrassle (playing another game unrelated to a franchise to enjoy another game circa 2013) privately to other regs, and I guess now publicly, but I don't really know for certain if there is some sort of 'beef' going on.

All I know is he took the deo character out of wrassle, and this makes sense considering the character is a no-name hobo. I never considered this actual incentive for 'beef', because I've always been indifferent to the whole tesgw AU.

>>167929790
Nah, I've actually never posted about wrassle, besides the dumbass 'rigged' post or the junk I posted when I was in the stream chat, or junk I've voiced privately (mostly dealing with criticism on how to make it better/relevant) which I guess people took seriously for one reason or another?

>>167929997
So it was you

are there any house mods where I have to build it from the ground? I dont like the house mods where it just appears out of nowhere and given to you in a platter..

>>167930056
So you can't read

>>167929997
>this one? this was brave's? gonna go kill myself
>I don't actually have beef with Brave personally
Okay

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>>167930143
Meant it in the sense that I'd rather draw for some no-name rando to cheer them up and give them incentive to play the game, think about the world and their character, rather than freebie a regular to get good boy points. At least this was was my mindset when I started doing them.

My obliviousness of people's rosters is to blame in this case, and its my own dumbass mistake. Just thought that draw was for some nerd, rather than a regular who is nearly as oldfaggot as my oldfaggot ass.

So Deo is actually a literal shitposter. Good to know. That's oldfags for you.

>>167930431
Stop being a pussy and settle this drama Cumtears.

>>167929976
Don't run.
Got something he's supposed to deliver.
Your hands only.

>>167930303
>this much damage control
You're like the Nexus modders who grow an ego the size of Mars over their mods, only in your case it's all about your shitty drawings.

>>167930478
Nah dude, let him cradle himself and hide from the crazy drug coffin uncle and build this idea that I am actually scary.

>>167930557
Do you want me to draw your waifu/husbando to make you feel better?

>>167930605
Why are you such an asshole?

>>167930303
>I'd rather draw for some no-name rando to cheer them up and give them incentive to play the game
You take this shit way too seriously if you think your drawings will have that effect on people.

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>>167930835
- they free
- they practice
- they fuckin color studies
- they free

rather kill two birds with one stone; make a color study, make some rando happy they got a free draw. free real estate.

>>167930821
the tutelage of demwaifus is a brutal one, even more brutal is real life, and beyond that, working for Trainwiz. but seriously? stop taking my posts seriously and remember fun.

>>167930835
>if you think your drawings will have that effect
I think it's always nice to see some stranger drawing your character without even asking for it.

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>>167931240
ya blew it d00d they gonna quote samefag then photoshop

Can I somehow change the position of a piece of clothing on me? To be exact, I want to move a headpiece 1-2 inches upwards

>>167931373
You can with nifskope.

>>167931373
Use nifskope.

>>167929790
>I thought he was cool and chill.
lol no

>>167931413
Is it complicated? Never used it before. Am n00b, pls halp

>>167931442
He's more netflix and chill.

>>167931460
Not it's really not difficult. You better read a tutorial but it's all about axis here.

>>167931442
I know this concept confounds me, honestly. They haven't gotten goo'd.

>>167931460
usually just load up a .nif file in nifskope, select the branch/group you wanna move, move it, then save the .nif file, i would at least assume.

>SSE updates
>Can't use the CK anymore
THANK YOU TODD, HURT ME MORE

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>>167931751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4

Is there a better marriage mod than To Have and To Hold? http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/50121/?

It has the most updoots and downloads but reading bug reports in most of the user posts makes me have second thoughts.

Ra?

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Extremely random question

Are there any armour mods for skyrim that have a strong resemblance to pic related?

>>167931751
>check patch notes
>only shit for their shitty modsite

Didnt expect anything and still was a bit let down.

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>>167932321
uhhh hol up

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/67524/?

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Would anyone mind if I left mod this running with no player and kept you posted on who wins Tamriel?

Start date info:

>Second Era: The Interregnum.
>Twenty years ago, the last Akaviri Potentate and all his heirs were murdered, ending the second empire. Cyrodiil, High Rock and Skyrim are now split between dozens of rival successor states, former subjects of the Empire who struggle with one another over even the smallest resources. The rest of Tamriel fares no better with regional hostilities gripping nearly every independent state outside of Alinor.

>Is it even possible for the Empire to be restored? Can any ruler possibly hope to pacify the turbulence and stand tall above all others as Emperor of not only their region but all of Tamriel? Anything is possible in the chaos of the Interregnum.

If you want to know anything about a state or its ruler let me know.

>>167932467
Keep it running lad

>>167932467
keep it goin my dude

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>>167932467
Atmora and some stupid fucking island that isn't Solstheim.

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>>167932558
Pyadonea isn't unified. Interesting.

>>167932543
>>167932525
It'll take a while for anything cool to happen, bois.

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>>167932645
Akavir is fuckhueg bois. I checked its got Tsaesci, Tang Mo, Ka Po Tun, fucking everything.

>>167932558
I'm guessing that's Roscrea since that's the only sizeable island described as being in that direction

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>>167932741
War were declared.

>>167932843
Correct. Though I checked and its a De Jure territory of the Kingdom of Solstheim.

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>>167913307
Not really "new" but i dug out this preset of hanna a while ago and overhauled it, so i guess she can be called new.

>>167914131
me
>>167928217
yes?

Tell me about your character /tesg/.

Is AnnaLeise kill?

>>167931536
>>167931556
kinda tried a babystep, now to see it in action. do i have to compress the nifs back to bsa?

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Adopting a trip because fuck it why not.

Here are the De Jure territories of each Empire, if anyone's interested. Basically if anyone gets to this level they might as well just declare victory and go home. That gray spot in Skyrim is Snow-Throat.

>>167933067
Nah I talked to her yesterday.

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Akavir's De Jure Empires.

>>167933097
not necessarily; bsa filetype is basically an archive file, like a .zip file, but specific to mods.

all you need to do is make sure all the files are in the right directories, and if you are doing what i think you are doing, you're totally fine dude.