/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Feel free to post your favourite:
>car
>bike
>weapon
>radio station

>V12
>Hakuchou
>Carbine
>No radio

>>167891150
TEMPORARY LAYOFFS

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>no good pale yellow paint for cars available for purchase
>no good fresh green paint for cars like pic related available for purchase

fuckin sucks

>>167891442
>Massacro (Racecar)
>Bati 801
>Carbine Rifle
>Los Santos Rock Radio

>>167891150
>Drug smuggler planes are gone.
>>167891879
>Armored trucks are gone.
Still mad.

>>167891442
Drift Tampa
Shotaro/avarus
Pump shotgun
Radio mirror park

Comfy 2 car house in mirror park when?

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>>167891150
Post chars

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Are random bans still an issue for this game?

Thinking about grabbing it

>>167893228
Don't.

>>167893228
I got randomly banned a month ago.
They don't take appeals.

>got the 150k gift twice
Is this normal? I'm afraid Rockstar will ban me or something if it's a bug, even thought it's their fault.

>>167893426
What gift?

>>167893641
The 150k Rockstar was giving people for some reason.

>>167891150
next time use the updated OP that tells people to post their names BEFORE requesting to join and to not kill/grief fellow crew members you fucker

>trying to do the Humane Labs Raid preparation mission where you have to sneak a EMP inside the place with randoms
Kill me please.

>>167894564
I've done that with randoms several times without issue, what happened to you?

>>167894109
>to not kill/grief fellow crew members
How about don't put that, and name and shame?

>>167895120
I can't walk 5 steps without some retard alerting the guards.
I don't know how you did it, even when playing with my friends we had one of us coordinating the whole thing so we wouldn't fuck up.

>>167895178
Nobody did it to me but it should be in the OP so that when some retard inevitably does it and gets kicked he can't cry "b-but you guys never said it was a rule!!!"

>>167895326
>join group to of pretty much the same betas as you
>decide to kill them
>get kicked
Then tell them this isn't ISIS.

I would like an invite to the PC crew. SC: Seuras.

Also somehow my post got deleted; no clue why.

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs killed this general.

>>167894564
I'm always up for heisting with crew members. You should ask around.

I'm the poorfag who asked about buying an office in the previous thread. I already bought it and after grinding Headhunter+Sightseer for a few hours I have enough money to buy the cheapest warehouse (the 250k one).
Should I buy it or wait till I have enough money to buy one of the vehicle warehouses? Which one is more profitable if you don't have shit beside the office?

>>167896650
La Mesa every time.
Cheap, Good location (right next to the highway), tends to be quiet most of the time.

THE PLANE CARGO DELIVERY IS GLITCHED NOT ONLY DID THE MARKERS GLITCH AND NOT REGISTER THE DELIVERIES BUT THE SESSION KICKED ME OFF LEFT ME ON MY OWN

>>167896806
Sorry should have elaborated on this post a bit more.

Get the La Mesa vehicle warehouse, vehicle missions require no upfront investment, more profitable and require less work. There is a small investment when delivering but that is scaled on how much of an investment you choose to put in.

Add me to the PC group, please daddy!!!!
SC: DCDitek

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Decided a few days ago I was never doing cargo again because of the intermittent bugs on plane drops

>remember I have 6 crates
>fuck it money is money
>Plane drop
*sigh*
>get in plane
>1st drop goes well
>markers disappear
>of-fucking-course
>head back to airport to land
>empty the jerry can around the fucker and watch it burn

Never again

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>>167891442
Slamvan (Custom)
Sanctus
AP
Space

>>167895705
>>167897151
yep

if you dont listen to rebel radio you are everything wrong with this world

>>167898183
Thank you very much.

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>>167898314
>Parents be 50's
>Into 1950's rock'n'roll/rockabilly since their teens.
>Grew up listening to that stuff.
>Someone from the crew turns it over to that station while we're returning from a vehicle cargo delivery.
>find that my foot is tapping to it and I'm singing.

fug

IVE BEEN LIVING IN A BOX

IVE BEEN LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX

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>>167898584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEHqOfKeabc

What's the easiest way to make money online alone at the start? I've just been robbing the stores 17 so far.

>>167898809
doing adversary modes if theres any right now

>>167898809
Car deliveries every 45 minutes (Grab and sell Felon GTs), do that Simeon car delivery, do heists, get on some crew action and should help you make a decent amount of dosh.

>>167898809
Learn to fly buzard.
Get gtag nerd to be your CEO.
Like a dedicated servant, be his (in my case her) slave.
get 500k in 3-4 hours.

>>167898809
Do whichever game modes gives double RP and money and also get some VIP to invite you to his organization, you'll get 5k once every 10 minutes or so (and it increases by 500 every time you help him do crate-ralted missions) and if you do the VIP jobs with him you can get 20k in like 10 minutes.

>>167898562
It could be worse. Imagine some fuckwad changing the radio to radio nig-santos

>>167897950
sc?

>>167899324

Yep

>>167899282
>Vice City is the only game with a decent burrito radio

>>167899282
I'll come lookin' for you with Haitians, motherfucker.

>>167898953

Will I get BTFO in heists? I haven't done one before is there a learning curve?

>>167899456
Did you do the SP Heists? They are pretty much the same shit and even if you fuck up it doesn't take too much to learn how to do things properly.
Be warned though, if you do them with randoms be prepared to deal with extremely retarded people.

>>167899394
whats your social club name

>>167899456
I'd partner up with crew members and listen to what they say, they're not hard but it does help to know what you're doing.

Random shitter heists tend to go wrong 85% of the time.

Add me and I'll help you with heists if you're on tomorrow.

Interpol

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>both front and rear windshield spattered with blood and a bullet hole to stop the driver
>right headlight smashed before I even arrived at the car
>no cost

well ok

>>167899724
Oh man it's like the car is winking at the camera

>>167899570

Yeah I've done the SP ones a few times. Well at least if others are being retarded I won't feel guilty if I fuck up.

>>167899620

ps4? I don't have a mic.

>>167899887
Ahhh sorry, I assumed you were on PC for some reason.

Retard question

One the car recovery missions where its driving around a circuit is there a better way to get car than filling it with bullets trying to kill the driver?

Im usually good at finding easier ways but im yet to discover one for this one

>>167900057
>>167899724
I snipe the driver with 1 bullet from far down one of the straights.

>>167899887
Just hear what the fucking mission control NPC is telling you and the game instructions and don't drive like a retard and you will already be better than most of the randoms I have met while doing heists.

>>167900120

Gah! Obviously!

Ill give that a try next time.

>>167900203
*and read the game instructions

>>167899972

nw thanks anyway

>>167900203

think I can manage that, I should probably buy an assault rifle first though still only using the pistol.

>>167899887
Just be cautious in firefights, git gud at driving (keep your cool), read the instructions at the bottom of the screen and listen to what the Heist boss is telling you on the way to a setup.

That's literally all there is to it

>>167900484
You'll be given all the weapons you need before the heists, save your money.

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>>167891442
>phoenix
>enduro
>pump shotgun
>rebel radio

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>>167891442
Mamba Topless
Avarus
Combat MG
VBR

>>167900647

shit really? thanks. I wanted to spend it on tattoos anyway.

>>167900608

cool thanks, mostly been playing battlefield so been having lots of firefights. I'm decent at driving since I already played it alot on ps3 and PC. Kinda wish I never played it on ps3 though looks much better on 4 (obviously).

>>167891442
>Elegy Retro Custom
>Drag
>Special Carbine
>Flylo

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ITT: Post a feature you wish Cockstar would add but you know it will never happen.

Dual-wielding and being able to shoot an MG from a convertible.

>>167901491
Hunter.
Then again I'd be the most OP fucker out there besides jets.

>>167901491
Sex minigames.

>>167901491
Cooking food

>>167901770
Currently:
$50 - gobble
$75 - coitus
$100 - ????

What do you think it is lads?

>>167902048
anal

>>167902048
Anal or no condom.

>>167902334
>paying 100 bucks for aids

>>167902407
>Bongs and alcohol in every purchasable house.
We're already degenerates, might as well not deal with rubbers.

>>167902048
handholding

>>167902757
>holding Joacims hand
>greens hand
>mischis hand
>nirahs hand
please make this happen

>>167891442

Guardian
Manchez
Special Carbine
Non stop pop (fuck off I dont care)

i hate you cat

Can someone post that pic of the comfy rally circuit around the width of the middle of the map.

Hey, I'm semi new and I'd like an invite to the PC crew: theIcyWind

>>167905323
blacklisted moron i remember you fuck off

>>167905525
Who the fuck are you? I haven't done anything to anyone

>Luxury Yachts you can chill out on.
>Luxury Jet you can chill out on.
>Luxury Helicopters you can chill out on.
>No RVs or buses with modeled interiors you can chill out in.
Why?

>>167906070
Can't just ask you to pay 4M on an RV and a bus

Anymore updates for this game or

>>167907357
Valentine's Day will determine

>>167907357
The newswire basically confirmed more updates just not when. I'm also not sure if we are getting any Valentine's Day stuff this year. I can only speculate if we are, there is going to be an announcement tomorrow

What cars other than the ones from Cunning Stunts can I modify to resemble rally cars?

>>167908037
funto

>>167908037
Kuruma

>>167908037
Sultan RS

>>167908037
Stirling GT

>>167908037
warrener, rusty rebel, brawler

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>>167891442
>Osiris
>Double T
>Pistol .50
>Space 103.2

i hate randoms
i hate randoms
i hate randoms
i hate randoms
i hate randoms

Can i get a invite to the PC crew?

SC: Kaghros

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Esskey is the most aesthetic bike.

>>167911786
You're the most aesthetic town bicycle, nerd.

>>167911479
Send another request to join your old one was declined because you hadn't posted your name.
>>167891150
And this is exactly why the OP should tell people to post their name first BEFORE requesting to join. To avoid this exact thing.

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>>167906819
>what are tour busses
I think the problem of implementing lies with the unwanted interaction with rocket-wielding shitters.
Something like a six figure insurance would be a great start.

>>167911476
I like killing randoms
I like killing randoms
I like killing randoms
I like killing randoms
I like killing randoms

if you dont listen to katy perry and taylor swift while you play gta5 you are everything thats wrong in this world

>>167917826
>its a blater spamming you belong with me to taylortonks episode

>>167917826
I listen to the Payday soundtrack because even though that game is shit the music is still good.

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Dear Rockstar FAGGOT,

Why are contact missions not rebalanced to compete with CEO and MC DLCs?

>>156006762
>>156008074

Sincerely,
(((Eliminated)))

>go to garage
>checking on cars
>hear noise; apparently a modder spawned a bank vault door next to one of my cars
>change session
>go into new session; vault door is still there
>take out car briefly and put it back in garage
>door is still there
>fuck it, new session
>damn vault door is still in my garage despite it being a third new session.

So what gives? I guess it'll despawn over time (hopefully), but shit like that is annoying.

>>167919539
Go to single player

>>167919721
Will do that; thanks.

>>167897950
or,you could just switch session and not lose those 5 crates
Get a habbit of switching sessions once you're about to deliver a cargo.Or even restart the game
This bug happens mostly to plane delivery,so maybe switch sessions if you get plane delivery too?
Anyway,i blame jewstar for this

>>167899282
or even worse
>el sondito plays in distance

In case nobody else knows this. If you are going to grind Lost vs. Damned. It pays more (takes longer) to take turns winning and losing.

>>167922151
>Playing advertisey mode.

>>167922619
outside of hacking and buying sharkcards. Grinding money makers is the safest and smartest thing.

>>167922764
>Accepting the cartel cucks invites.
>Encouraging Rockstar to keep making shitty versus gamemodes instead of stuff worth playing.

>>167922764
How much do you get out of those anyway? I'm currently grinding the VIP jobs but I'm looking for alternatives.

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>>167922764
or you can grind top cars/crates and never touch those filthy adv modes with randumbz
and get rich much faster

>>167917826
https://soundcloud.com/suarga/taylor-swift-shake-it-off

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>>167922912
If done the long way $91280 or so.

short way is like $60-32 grand. If yo have at least 1 buddy you can make it happen.

>>167922924
adv mode doesn't have cool downs. While they might have bugs from time to time they are nowhere near as bad as that crates. Talk shit and burn yourself out grinding those cars though.

>>167922864
Dude the devs are slowly killing this game. Its pretty much assured that its in its sunset phase at this point.

>>167923458
How long does it take to get that money? Grinding VIP jobs gives me 50k every 20-something minutes.

>>167891442
>Stinger GT
>Diabolus Custom
>Compact Rifle
>Non Stop Pop

>>167923647
I never really kept track of time.
Here's what I do.
>NEET friend comes on.
>He want to buy expensive shit.
>Go to Lost Vs Damned.
>Set it to 4 rounds.
>Take turns on who wins.
>You know you're doing it right when you get to round 5.
>Whoever wins that gets 91 grand.

When its his turn to win I pretty much look at my phone he kills me. They give you if you idle for 2mins and 36 seconds though.

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>>167922764
>>167922912
>>167922924
With the current adversary mode Playlist you can make up to 250K in 30 minutes of bullying slavs, spics and whites!
Winning all rounds in the 3 modes can give you between 130K$ min-250k$ max
The final payout depends on how many rounds each mode has (4 Max for vehicle vendetta - 2 for the Tron mode and 4 for TOM Power play)
The pay out each round depends on the # of death each team dies ( more deaths better larger pay out) and how long the round lasts (longer better)
Payout from rounds can go from 5k$ to 26660$ ( if the score ends up like 0/20 orange team and 1/20 for purple team)
The easier way is playing vehicle vendetta in a 1 vs 2 situation and constantly getting beast/ and Tron pickups
My cat on the left

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>>167891442
>Pegassi Monroe
>Western Nightblade
>Special Carbine
>Los Santos Rock Radio

>>167923940
Actuly. Jpeg
If he doesn't die at all you don't get max emones

>>167891442
>Banshee 900R/Elegy/Elegy Retro/811
>Akuma
>Mini SMG
>LSRR

>>167891442
>Comet retro custom
>Diablous
>Advanced rifle/machine pistol
>Radio off & Youtube playlist

any eurobros up for some random missions? im so fucking bored and my bff isnt online

>>167926385
Boring failing friend?

Can I join pc gtag please?
Sc: Williz

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>>167919539
>get a giant safe spawned on top of me
>switch sessions
>still there
>keep it on because it looks kinda funny anyway
>discover that if anyone tries to shoot me it hits the safe instead making me nearly invincible
>mfw

>>167926570
i dont know that meme, only the best friends forever one

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>When you found the comfiest house in the game.

>>167926585
Yep

>>167926710
saved

sc: Chrysopoeiax
requested to join PC gtag

>>167891442
Coquette
Nightblade
My leg when i'm on bike
Self-radio

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13 man all /gtag/ server here, we're doing exports/MC stuff, add me if you want an invite

r* name: bigdigbanging69

>>167928709
dude almost weed lmao

>>167891442
>Felon 4-door
>Akuma
>AK (even though it's v poor)
>Non-Stop Pop

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>jet babies

what did they mean by this?

>>167929040
>what did they mean by this?
"I'm salty as fuck and also browse reddit."

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>>167929040
>the weak ones are there to justify the strong

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>>167929040

What was that 70 mb update I just got?

>>167929621
They fixed the bug where npcs wouldn't spawn on exports if you were in a public session.

>>167929707
Not the anon you're replying to, but these NPCs are supposed to the ones that only spawn when you are in a solo public session?

Whats the 70mb update for?

>bought starbucks
>it tastes like shit

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>>167927236
>not sharing

I've requested to join the PC crew, name Wavedere

>>167933012
Yep

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I havent played gta this year

where the fuck are the updates?
unlike all the newfags im sick of getting the same valentines shit 3 times in a row by which i mean NO new valentines shit at all!

is anything even leaked yet?
after so long how could any update even be worth waiting for?

Ignore the retard.

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>>167935429
Then why post at all?

>>167935335
Rockstar have abandoned the game, they are working full time on the next GTA and Red Dead redemption. They will support GTA with recycled content, boring events and slow drip-style content that will dwindle quickly to nothing and be too expensive. You should endlessly samefag in the thread hyping Red dead and proclaiming GTA5 as "dead" with funny meme captions and youtube videos of mass suicides with popular crew members in GTA5 set to sad enya music. You will get replies like "OMG, this is just like tortanic lol epic."

This is your narrative, memorize it. I am telling you exactly what you want to hear, so appreciate it. It is in your interest for GTA5 support to end, because Rockstar needs to sell its next game. GTA5 WILL die and you will be happy about it, and your JOB is to take as many people in the crew with you to Red Dead Redemption. And make ABSOLUTELY SURE that they all pre-order it. You're looking for the next big game. It will be BIG and SUCCESSFUL just like you.

>>167936309
kys

>>167936309
You said thi last thread and it was debunked like the next post

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>>167936309

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>>167936309
>GTA5 WILL die and you will be happy about it,

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>arrive at vehicle warehouse
>defuse bomb timer still not at zero

>armored kuruma player thinking he is good for killing inside his car

wew lad

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>>167891442
>car
Coquette Blackfin
>bike
Double T
>weapon
Bullpup Rifle
>radio station
LS Rock Radio

>>167938573
>dying to a hugbox

NYS

>>167938573
>Join random heist set up
>See three kurumas parked out front of an eclipse tower apartment
>Leave set up

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>leave GTAO running overnight in a solo session to change Favorite Bike
>wake up
>it still hasn't changed

>>167938873
T. Passive mode freeroamer

>>167940103
>Thinks he has to be passive mode to not get killed by a kuruma shitter
Holy shit, you just keep making yourself look worse.

>>167939083
Took 4 days of that to change my favorite bike.

I requested a invite sc name tdr135

>>167940262
Thank you for your (You)

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>>167940645
>I was just pretending, guys!

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>please be professional

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>>167904514
I love you anon

>>167941336
>1600x1200

why this

>>167891150
dank pic is there a custop deathmatch for something like that?

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>>167941592
because why not?

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FUCK DA RULES

>>167941336
>>167942748
>female character
why

>>167942883
You people are ruthless

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>working at the gas station
>my shift is nearly over
>just want to go home and play vidya
>a car pulls up
>hopefully the last customer for today
>looks like some kind of sports car covered in bullet holes
>a woman gets out
>covered in blood
>"M-May I help you, miss?"
>she requests all the chocolate bars I have
>mfw

>>167942947
Can't stop me,
Also the Cabby actually started coughing after a while, which is a nice touch.

>>167942883
devilish

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>>167942927
looks cute and is fun to play dress up with

>>167943046
>went to see doc yesterday
>mom with kid in waiting room
>kid starts screaming I want chocolate
>the volume goes off the scale
>have my fingers shoved in my ears
>can still hear her
>go in and out of docs office
>shes still screaming
>she runs by me at full speed
>stealth kick
>falls on her face
>ignore it and head for the door
>take a look back
>broke a tooth and nose, blood everywhere
>no chocolate for you
>I slept like a baby last night

>>167943202
interesting

i think i'll try to play as a grill

>>167944015
Have fun spending ages in the character creation menu to make your character not look like a meth addict.

>>167939083
what
what do you mean

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>>167939083
>favorite bike is faggio sport

Reminder that an all black (or pink for our she friends) armored kuruma is the official and only way to roll in GTAG lobbies.

>>167946049
>our she friends

What did he mean by this?

>>167946181
You know, "she" friends

>>167946181
>he doesnt have a she friend

>>167946049
Is dark grey acceptable?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWjzPYjVxS0

Most underrated song?

I havent played this since the first lot of heists were introduced. Is it worth jumping back in now?

>>167947818
holy shit, yeah

if you haven't played since heists definitely see if there's anything you'll like. there's a lot to choose from now if you want money/guns/cars/etc.

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>>167947783
Radio Fantano Park, eh?

add this to the OP
https://www.nexination.com/games/gtaonline/bestwaytomakemoney

>>167941336
how does your gun have that pattern on it?

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>>167948814
You unlock them after buying a SharkCard™ in the in game cash shop

>>167948907
>buying a SharkCard™
good one anon

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>>167943202
>People still think their ugly hags made in cockstar editor look "cute"

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>>167948975
>not buying a Sharkcard™

>>167948814
its the etched gun metal finish skin on the combat mg without the extended ammo capacity mod

>>167950278
maybe in hell, anon. just maybe

>>167950308
thanks anon

>>167948814
luxury finish for combat mg, go to ammunation and find it

>>167950476
thanks, i'm rank 79 and have only been in there maybe twice.

>>167950012
it's ok to be autistic

>>167950658
ammunation has been somewhat neglected ever since players got the option to purchase ammo in the interaction menu

you should take another trip over there and see if there are any other weapon tints or accessories (suppressor, extended mag, etc.) you might like to add

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Man, I'm late to the party, but wow I really, really like this car!

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>"You want to make a biker gang and produce drugs like a retarded hillbilly?"
>"Here, take this fucked up clubhouse that probably stinks like piss."

>"Oh, you want to make money on a bigger scale, with production lines and professional planning in regards of safety and bribing the government?" Like in Breaking Bad lmao?
>"Here, take this fucked up clubhouse that probably stinks like piss."

>>167951704
okay, good idea i'll head back there.
I got there a bit ago and needed 1 more rank to get the combat mg, so i stole a Chinaman's Simeon vehicle outside and that gave me the bit of rp i needed.

>>167952070
i understand the objective of your humor but seriously which one is which?

>>167904514
>not wanting to turn cat from white trash into a loyal wife
It's like this site has become less autistic lately

>>167892134
Not on dedgen, crates too.
I'm still wondering why R* removed it for current gen. Did it combined with the free roam activities break the game?

>>167953068
>Did it combined with the free roam activities break the game?
Yes.

>>167927236
Good house and good truck. Such a comfy time up there.

>>167951874
>>167951874
Yeah, rockstar was really determined to make a car that was as boring to drive as possible. Poor top speed to make sure you can never push it past its limits, sticks to the ground like glue and cant skid at all even if you try. Its the perfect easy-mode car that goes well with skill-less players who crash a lot and need accelerationand handling at all costs. And its just like the Elegy RH-8, just without all the fun of mastering a hard to drive sports car to become as fast as a supercar. Rockstar finally figured out what skyline fans really wanted.

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>>167952474
I just want to manage my comfy drug business from my comfy office.

>>167953068
You dont want someone going after an NPC smuggler plane when there are real player driven smuggler planes. From a gameplay perspective, its the right move and makes for better gameplay. Its not balanced and is heavily in favor of the shitter, but thats a whole other issue.

>>167953201
What I wish they would have done is left the dedgen events in for small sessions as a compromise.
The Freemode Events require eight players in the session to show up, why not leave the little events for little sessions? They were quaint little gigs that would be perfect for diversions when you're hanging out with a bro or two.

>tfw you'll never get to remind Trevor to eat you next time he sees you

THEY'RE STILL POSTING THE JAN 31ST UPDATE TO THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA!!! T
THIS GAME IS DED
ROCKSTAR ABANDONED US

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>>167891442
>car
banshee 900r, obviously
>bike
nightshade
>weapon
combat mg
>radio station
self radio

>>167955179
oops, nightblade, not nightshade

>>167954348
Cool.

I just think it's fun af to drive. Sorry bout your anus.

>>167954348
Man, are all skyline fans autistic as fuck

>>167891442
turismo r
bati 801
advanced rifle
west coast classics

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Aha, if I get out of the insurgent he can no longer lock on

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>>167955364
>>167955450
Honestly, he's right in what he's saying. It's a very iconic car that would easily be bought by players for even more money if it had a more unique experience to offer.
Right now it's neither a drifter, nor a drag racer, pretty disappointing.

>>167954571
the activities for CEO and Bikers seem mostly mixed up desu

yes biker gangs are heavily involved in drug trafficking and gun running, no they are not actually a presence on the production line. meanwhile, the CEO makes more money ordering, collecting and transporting random contraband he knows nothing about.

What was the 70MB update today?

>>167955934
holy shit at that retard ranting in the chat.

i'd have to votekick him or turn chat off. that's disappointing.

>>167956576
Bikers are the dumbest people Ingame and real life

>>167956881
he's GTAG

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>>167958023

...o-oh, that's g-great.

I'm new to the game
I'm wondering how the heist fee works?
Let's say I start a heist, do I have to complete it right away or can I continue step x the next day?

>>167954880
Holy fuck remember when armored trucks and smuggler planes would spawn endlessly? You could get so much cash and RP it was awesome

Does anyone here play Max Payne 3 PC?

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These are some heavy bullets

Anybody got any idea what the 450mb updates for GTA IV and EFLC on Xbone are for?

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Sorry kaz

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Really sorry kaz

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>>167962534
Truly sorry kaz

>>167960135
You pay the whole fee to start the heist and don't make money on the setup missions, but there isn't a time limit. It's why the host usually takes a larger share of the finale payout.

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>when you send a support ticket just right

>>167964741
i could probably make that amount in the time it took for them to respond to you

>>167965000
I you couldn't make 600 grand in two months, you want putting down.

>>167965985
>2017 AD
>not using tomorrow

How old is everyone in GTAG?

28 here.

>>167968696
26.

>>167967816
I just prefer Yotsuba tbqh

>>167968696
24

>>167968696
21.

>>167968696
21 in May

>>167968696
27

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>>167952629
Tried this but it is not working atm. There is a jetski method as well and I have gotten that one to work a bit ago.

>>167968696
43

>>167969723
I hope you're not lying, because I was going to be the grampa at 33.

>>167968696
23.

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Wow you whip out your gun if you sit here.

>>167891442
>Nero Custom or T20
>Bati 801
>Combat MG
>Self Radio / Radio Mirror Park

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>>167968760
>>167969151
>>167969208
>>167969559
>>167969652
>>167970403
>>167969723
no wonder this is such a comfy crew really makes you think tbqfwuf

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>>167970554
There are a couple of different animations that can play when you sit at the head of the desk. One is just a plain sit and the other is the one you mentioned where the character means business.

Also, give me back my clothes.

>>167912802
Ok i re-sent the request

PC/Sc: Kaghros

Sorry about the whole mix up.

>level 585 only person that keeps dying in pacstan
>complaining because he cant complete it without the kuruma glitch

>>167971704
your in welcome dont grief crew

>>167968696
20

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>>167891442
>car
Speedo van. It counts, right?
>bike
Vindicator.
>weapon
Bullpup Shotgun.
>radio station
I have all music in-game turned off.
Bounce FM for the memes.

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>glitch out bandana on an outfit with a duffel bag
>keep having to go to the store to remove the glasses when I re-apply it
>don't have to do that for the one without the duffel
what gives

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Anime

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when you go so fast in your bike the ram cant keep up with loading everything

>>167938970
>Eclipse Towers

So glad I moved out of there. Del Perro might not have as nice of a view but it's far quieter.

>>167893228

There are no random bans, it's just menu using fags getting fucked for being fags.

So some modder decided to teleport the entire session to the airport to do a mass money drop. While I'm not complaining at all about the free money I'm somewhat afraid Rockstar will do something. I didn't manage to get much; only 100k or so before finding a new session but should I put in a ticket or what?

>>167978165
You better write a ticket. Else you risk getting banhammer'd.

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>>167976785
Vehicles in this game are laughably slow. I used to be able to handle LMP1 cars in racing sims just fine, but after playing this game a lot the past couple months I could barely handle the speed of a GT3 car.

>>167978220
I'll do that then. For what it's worth I haven't banked the money.

>>167974889
Stop trying to be a special snowflake you FAGGOT

>>167978220
>>167978502
And sent the ticket; hoping for the best.

>>167978230
still faster than IV cars tho

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>>167951874

>>167976785
It's time to upgrade the 1333

>>167968696
32

>>167974889
remove the glasses then resave the outfit.

Every time you change something about the outfit, the glasses reappear.

>>167981040
I save it every time I remove them

>>167981989
Then I have no clue dude. works fine for me. You might need to reattempt the glitch.

>>167982170
Did you have the Bandana outfit before you got the Duffel bag?

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Fuck sakes

>sell cargo
>plane mission
>find new session
>sell cargo
>plane mission

Whyyyyy. Why do I keep letting people tell me cargo isnt that bad! Fuck you guys

>>167971704
Gotcha. Welcome. Don't grief crew.

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>>167968696
38

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>>167985079

WHYYY

3rd time fucking plane mission

If I run this im basically running the mission just to earn the money back I spent on the damn things

Fuck you. Fuck you all. Dont tell me they arent that bad theyre fucking stupid.

Doing this and fucking it off forever! If I dont loose the fucking things anyway.

Protip: dont do crate missions unless your a fucking spastic cunt

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>>167891442

>Stallion
>Zombie Chopper
>Compact Rifle
>West Coast Classics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84PK9dEiOhM

>>167986179
Do you just not know how to fly a plane or what's the deal?

>>167986354

Theyre buggy and you loose your crates mate

>>167986354

Boat and truck jobs are fine. Plane drops are the worst for bugs. That bad rockstar actually made a ticket specifically for special cargo missions

Its bullshit

>be me
>be working as security guard for "Securoserv"
>they do some shady shit but i get paid good so i don't care
>hired to escort some guy with hitmen after him
>we get an armored suv for the guy
>he insists on driving for some reason
>hear loud annoying horn
>neon green performance car chasing us
>we start shooting with our extreme marksmanship skills straight at the car
>guy just sprays through my buddy and into our client
>drives away
well at least i got paid

>>167986179
can i do cargo missions with you pleaseeeee drop your name

>>167986817

I run solo sorry

Never doing them again anyways

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>>167986179

4TH TRY

FUCKING

PLANE

DROP

>>167986912
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What's the deal with i/e garage?
isn't it 10 standard
10 mid
12 top
does that mean i can just sell top only then repeatedly get tops only?

>>167986912
this is why you fuck up you cant do deliveries solo plane ones glitch out solo

>>167987251
Bullshit

They fucked up with a friend too

Fuck off cargo shill

REEEEEE

i go on too many dates but i cant make em stay
thats what people say

Anyone else find off-roading in gta stupid?

>be off road on a bike
Get thrown off multiple times

>be off road in an off road 4X4
Spend most of the time sliding around on your roof

>>167988553
>go off road on bike
>any bike, street bike or not
>wheelie so you slap into something low
>fly into the air and pull a backflip

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>>167891442

elegy retro
bati 801
combat mg
off

>>167891442
Elegy Retro custom
Hakuchou Drag
Special Carbine rifle
Soulwax FM

>>167987248
Yes. What I did was get all 32 cars, then I just sell whichever car I prefer to drive because that's what will get sourced.

oy where the crews at?

TIL if you die parachuting at the end of the prison break heist you have to start the whole thing over

t. level 10 on my team with an inability to press mouse 1

i just want to die

>>167995769
same

>>167995769
why, you've no reason to die an early death stupid
stop being stupid

>>167984026
yes. I got the duffel from mc work if it helps.

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>>167995769
you dont have the guts to do it

>>167997650
then I know what to do, thanks