/owg/ - Overwatch General

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First for Sombra is cute

>>167885182
sombla is shit

custom crosshairs when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIrQESh0Wy4

After 3 hours of Mcree, I think I'm going to go far with this gorgeous cowboy.

Also, if anyone wants to play (EU), add me on battle.net. cletusk#2220

>>167885035
Mercy is straight, please delete this

Can you play Junkenstein Revenge with the server browser?

>>167885230
Fuck off Reyes

>>167885273
We know, Chu. We've all heard the Valentines interactions.

>>167885331
Yup.

>>167885403
YES. It's laready available on the PTR?

>>167884448
Dude honestly i know everybody goes on and on about how the 20 minute games in HOTS are great but a MOBA without a laning phase is like having a form of soccer where you can use your hands, its just fucking wrong

and i say this as someone who wasted god knows how many hours of my life playing 2k games of that trash "moba"

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Pharah wants to fly

>>167885403
can I get the achievements there too?

>>167885182
she is so fucking ugly.
People actually like this?

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Amélie
>The skin that never came

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I'm performing an important survey for.. medical research purposes.

Post your main/favorite hero and how often you masturbate.

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nth for Junkrat will never lift you off the ground and hold you ;-;

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Go Mei can't counter hogs hook anymore
....cool ¬_¬

>>167885798
implying you can lift up that monstrosity

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>>167885267
>1 headshot
>enemies are literally running to their death 1v3 without having anyone on flank
>zenyatta fell asleep at the keyboard
I'm glad there's still mccrees that know the importance of hitting normals vs missing headshots

>>167885735
Junkrat, Roadhog, Zarya, and Lucio
one time every other day

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best waifu

>>167885735
Mei
2-3 per day, maybe more

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>>167885735
Zarya

1 a day keeps the doctor away

>>167885948
If he can run around carrying a tire packed full of explosives on his back with no problems, he can probably lift up a short chubby girl just fine, anon.

>>167886257
yes, i'm just being a dick

>>167885671
I didn't like her at first.
Her personality really grew on me. It helps that fanart of her is usually really cutesy as well.

Boop

>>167885961
why do you have literally zero good clips? Their all so painfully average

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Gaw bless this earf.

>>167885961
I'm trying to figure out if you complimented me there or were being sarcastic with the hitting normals comment.

something im concerned about is that if we get another animated short lots of characters in the game dont have the voice acting talent behind them to actually carry the short beyond "bad pixar wannabe shit" and into "damn this is like actually as good as universal, maybe not pixar level but its pretty dope"

the "dragons" short was so fucking carried on the strength of hanzo's AAA voice acting (the line i always zero in on is the "genji..." line, he actually delivered that with the emotion that someone would have after seeing a long lost sibling that they thought had died, it really is incredible voice acting work) the only other voice actor who i think is on that level is, honestly, rein's. Hes the only other member of the cast whom i think could make a short that good. Other than that, eehhhhhhh, i mean like maybe mccree's or dva's or lucio's could do it if they knew that their voiceover was going to essentially make or break the short and to come at it with their best stuff, but their in game dialogue doesnt really jump out to me as being done by someone who's like a special talent.

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Who let Mercy near another child again?

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>>167885715
>we're constantly working on multiple new skins for every hero
>but we have to make sure tracer always gets one and hog gets three in a row

Feels bad

>>167886512
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

>>167886423
Mercer's pretty consistently good (with a few exceptions), so I wouldn't worry about a McCree short too much. If I'm worried about anyone it's probably Mercy or Zarya, since their in-game delivery can be shaky at times.

You have to drink 6 oz of sweat from the last character you played as while the second to last character you played as watches.

How does it go?

>>167886512
She didn't get one for Halloween, though. That makes it okay, r-right guys?

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>>167886620
The only reason I like that skin is because I can always hear her flanking :^)

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>>167886354
I don't play comp so I can't get that one clutch play I do when the planets align
Also I don't stream/record gameplay because my PC is 4 years old now
>>167886324
>>167886416
The clip is ok, it's really good to hit normals instead of missing headshots, I'm just commenting on the behavior of your opponents in the clip

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Who does /owg/ pick when they don't give a shit about comps and just want to have fun?

Pic related.

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which Overwatch butt you want to sniff the most?

>>167886812
Guess they'll have to double up in the next event to make up for it. Better get Rein another too.

>>167886881
desu I actually like playing Reinhardt

This game was a lot more fun before people got good at it. It's like a MOBA now.

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>post yfw the Killfeed is entirely red

>>167886879
Yeah, the opponents weren't really hot shit at that moment but they the match ended at 99/99, I carried it with 4 gold medals I think.

And yeah, growing up on shooters I don't have any problems hitting headshots tho, I just found from the get go that it's more reliable most of the time to just hit normals since you have unlimited ammo, still kills most things and keeps the enemy occupied.

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Hana pleases old men for buffs.

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>>167887112

>Sentry mode is now shit
>But everything else is marginally better

What the fuck are they doing.

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If you don't give a fuck about winning and just want to do whatever with your buttbuddy, why are you playing competitive?

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>>167887138
Then you have only up to go from there
godspeed, mccree main

Don't touch widowmaker, don't ruin it for yourself

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>>167887112

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>>167887112

Guys, if you are reading that was a great match. We totally should play together sometimes

>>167887245
They didn't like the idea of a shapeshift hero, so they just made a better soldier without sprint.

watch as blizzcon bastion dissappears from ebay in a yiffy as soon as the updated version goes live

>>167887358

fuk u bitch You're soldier was trash play support next time (Gottem)

>>167886423
When are we getting a Reaper short?

>get nanoboosted
>I'm low health
Ana no

>>167887257
I played a bit of Widow, but like I said, Mcree is my new found love and I only have a total of ~6 hours with him (maybe 8 now desu).

Up until this point, I've been a D.va and Tracer main, then Tracer just got boring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCQXK9Fe8I0&feature=youtu.be

Hell, I even made a movie from one evening of playing just for shits and giggles.

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Surfin' Jack

>>167886701
I mean im not trying to like dump on any of the voice cast, none of them are like complete trainwreck tier really except for maybe torb and his fake swedish accent, im more just fixated on how good of a fucking job nakauchi did in the dragons short, and even in game he still delivers his lines pretty powerfully at points. Mercer doesnt do a bad job at all, and like I said maybe if hes in a different context and knows he really has to bring it to another level hes capable of doing that, but like rein's voice acting in game really makes the character come to life on a level beyond some others.

Tbh I actually kind of like zarya's delivery. I get that its a little monotone and unemotive but i like all her cheesy over the top russian accent lines especially "we cannot let it fall into their xhends" or "how can i trust a man who is helve machine?"

Genji's voice actor can kind of have the same problem but again its kind of made up for by having him running around screaming in japanese all the time, which i love

And honestly i havent played enough mercy to really comment on her voice acting

>>167887535
we're nearing a higher skill floor with speed like this

>>167887535
CUSTOM MAPS
W H E N
H
E
N

>>167887468
he's been in a whole bunch already though, and he's probably going to be in Doomfists' as well

also what is the ETA on Doomfist?

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UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

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>>167887646

>Call of Duty being able to press Q while zipping around at 200 mph

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>>167885182

>>167887580
Honestly Torb just makes me laugh because of how Swedish Chef-tier his voice is. I think most of the cast is at least okay, though, but there are a few like Reinhardt and Junkrat who really stand out.

>>167887712
>>167887535
That looks fun as shit doing races from 1 end of the map to the other

>>167887798
>call of duty
yeah because everyone dies in three bullets.

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>>167886881
I always enjoy playing Junkrat.

>>167887712
Also a custom mode idea
Lucio Race
6 lucio
1 symmetra with buffed damage
Symmetra needs to place her turrets at the finish
Whoever reaches them first and dies wins

>>167887678
>>167887678
If the forums are to be believed, they're working on it

They built the engine from scratch, so turning the mapmaking tools into something they can hand over to the public is a bitch to deal with, evidently

>>167887902

In this game they just die by one Rein charge so it evens out.

>>167887817
>I fjorsee gjreat thjings for you hjerben djerben djer
>my TJURRET

>>167887712
GOTTA
GO
FAST

>>167887580
I play with Jap voices, you can see how they hired real professionals for their cast, like they're all fucking super popular anime voice actors, the english ones are just some nobodies, I'm not saying they're bad, but you see how some of them are very mediocre and don't really give a shit about what they're doing, they're just collecting a paycheck.

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>Our plan for the next year is to create new hero and map content, new gamemodes, and additional events. We've seen very strong engagements with these efforts. Looking into the future we also see opportunities in linear media and consumer products. We think that this will help deepen connections with the franchise and also expose Overwatch to new audiences

>>167888029
Really, do you have a blue post of that?

>>167888159
What's linear media?

>>167887817
but that ult battle cry tho

MOLTEN CORE!
>tfw i can feel the ancient nords guiding me in battle

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>>167887090
This is partly why I enjoy the console version more than PC. People take the game less seriously and in turn you see more variety in team comps even up at the higher ranks of console competitive.

I appreciated the more frequent communication on PC, but at other times loathed it because there are a lot autistic spergs that shit their pants if you don't play the game the way they want you to.

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>>167888264
Different anon but here you go.

>>167888282
Books, comics, television series. Stuff like that.

>>167888159

>New hero

Half the roster sees no usage whatoever at a competitive level. Why in the holy mother of fuck would you put more shit in when Monkey, turret fuckboys, Hanzo, Junk, and even Pharah are still fucking dogshit.

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>Be Tracer
>kill a Winston
>"Sorry big guy..."
>mfw

I think these threads with all of it's cute posting is doing something to me, I genuinely felt bad after I heard that.

ROADHOG KILLED THE GAME

>>167887245
That's a good thing, sincerely the idea of getting one shotted the second you enter his visual range is retarded. Bastion need a total rework but still this is better than buffing his sentry mode

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I'm tired of losing because of shitheads maining trash heroes or not changing when countered

>>167888474
The only character I tend to feel bad about killing is mercy, in situations where she's separated from her team and is just trying to escape me, not even using her guns.

>>167888470
New heroes grab attention and get people to come back to try them out.

>>167888470
>we want the LoL audience
>we cant balance anything
>lets just keep adding new characters

>>167888439
Hopefully they won't be bad map tools like binding of isaac

>>167888612
I feel bad when I kill Mei, knowing she died as a fat kissless virgin.

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>>167888507
He's saving it

Punishing shitters out of position one at a time till they learn how to play the game

>>167888439
Thank you anon.

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Winston is currently the worst class in the game. Mercy getting a small buff and bastion becoming diet-soldier cemented this.

>>167888439
JASS was fucking black magic and that didn't stop people from making WC3 maps

>>167888470
>Winston
>dogshit

Wasn't he a staple like up until D.va hit that silly 100hp buff?

Doesn't he still have decent pickrate right now?

What did he mean by this?

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>>167888474
>making best friends hurt each other

you should feel bad t b h

>>167888950
>mercy getting a small buff
when

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>>167885735
Mercy/Ana, once every 3 days.

>>167889004

>Staple

No. He got usage in KOTH because he could abuse the fuck out of overtime with stall tactics. He was pushed out when Ana ruined everything and made three tanks a thing because Winston loses to every tank.

>>167889004
Winston's problem is that he's really good on every KoTH map and really shit just about everywhere else. Not sure what they could to to make him better at attacking/defending without making him overpowered on KoTH.

>Winston, a tank, has to fear Roadhog just as much as any common squishy.

Who the FUCK thought this was OK?
It's not.
It's bullshit and you know it.
He's even more vulnerable than other squishies since he has a gigantic hitbox.

>>167888950
Bastion is the same as ever. Not much really changed.

>>167889004
>Shit shield
>Shit damage
>Anyone and everyone can dump on him
I like the character but there's not reason to pick him over other tanks.

>>167886881
Same. I'm actually good at Junkrat though.

post that alignment chart image, you know the one

>>167888330
What IS the Molten Core?
Are Torbjorn's insides made of metal or something?

>>167889287

He's only good in Koth because of leap + Ult can stall overtime forever. It's more of a KOTH problem than a Winston problem.

>>167889298
The current state of Roadhog is bullshit.
He's worse than old McCree. It should just be squishies that have to fear him, but instead its every character due to his absurd damage.

Dva, Winston, and Zarya all get near oneshotted to certain death range from one hook combo.

>>167889298
Roadhog was always good against tanks

Right click into hook kills them anyway, which is the combo you should be doing all the time against every hero.

>>167888881
>out of position
>the range of the hook is 20 meters
Sure thing Roadshitter, maybe you are the one who should learn how to play the game

>>167889478
he just gets really, really angry

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>>167888612
>Mercy just sitting there, accepting her fate
>knowing deep down, after she's done, she probably had it coming

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>>167888612
I can't bring myself to shoot widowmakers unless I'm playing widowmaker as well.

>>167889594
Fact

Mercy has done nothing wrong

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Winston lightning should either have longer range or some form of utility like slow or DoT. It does 60 dps and is functionally worthless.

I get that homing lightning thrower can't do a lot of damage and be balanced but it's so god damn low he can't kill shit, even the squishies.

>>167889535
I keep seeing this meme
>out of position
when roadhog's hook can clear most hallways and most engagement distances sans the very first 30 seconds of the match.
No idea why roadfags feel like that's a good defense of a shitty mechanic. Why not just orbital laser people out of position? At least then a shit tier player wouldnt be getting a free kill.

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>>167888612
>defending Volskaya point B as Zarya
>Mercy's team is dead
>she is trapped in the room with a small health pack
>shield myself and punch her to death
>feel guilty afterwards

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>>167888439
Someone better make Convoy yet again in a different engine.

>>167889478
He is secretly of Dark Iron Dwarf ancestry.

>>167889748
>longer range or some form of utility like slow or DoT
Winston's mobility is too high to give him things like that. Fix Ana she's preventing him from doing his role.

>>167887535
we cs:go now bois

>>167889748
What balance
Symmetra can wipe a whole team even if a Mercy is healing people. Meanwhile Winston just tickles them until he's dead.

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>>167889536
The beanpole fears the manlet.

they should make past event skins buyable with CP.

>>167889737
You don't exactly solve Death without stepping over a few ethical guidelines man

>>167889787
>Team is dead while Mercy is alive
>Implying she doesn't become the most hated and hunted creature in the world

>>167888439
yfw it comes out and it becomes a race to see what comes out first, 2fort or Facing Worlds

>>167890128
prove it

>>167890103
this, I'd realistically have to wait 2 or 4 years for another similar event to maybe have a chance at them

>>167890128
She can because she is literally an Angel.

>>167889949

Winston, the support picking tank class, being unable to realistically pick supports due to dismal damage or tank anything due to a dysmal bubble health, is what is preventing Winston from doing his job.

Ana can heal herself and stun him.
Mercy can fly away.
Lucio can speed boost away or tank his damage with self heals.
Zenyatta can discord headshot his giant ass to death.
Symmetra can out melt him with turrets and shield health.

He has no job. He has no tools to do this job. He can harass other low tier classes like snipers but that's it.

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>3 games in a row where some retard who thinks he knows better throws the game away by picking something useless instead of what the team needed

I thought the quality of games would improve when I got to plat

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>voting for your opponents
mystery heroes is a strange place

>>167890128
Mercy is such a good two shoes, she's probably the type that gives out a toothbrush for Halloween

>>167887245
>Sentry mode is now shit
>waaaaah I can't melt the entire enemy team forever sitting in one spot

He still smashes shields, barriers, and tank characters like a boulder and anyone who gets close gets shredded wide spread or not.

>>167890691

How do gayposters deal with the enormous rate of HIV/AIDS in their community?

>>167890787

What fucking rank are you at where a Bastion can secure a single kill sitting in one spot, much less an entire team?

>>167890492
you never vote for enemy cards? that's weirdly petty

>>167890810
AIDS is a valued possession

>>167890810
thats a fujo anon

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>>167890056
LETS GET BACK IN TIME FOR CHOW

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I was only 39 years old

I loved Mercy so much, I had all of the skins and voice lines

I prayed to Mercy every night before bed, thanking her for all of the fat rezzes I've been given

"Mercy is love" I say; "Mercy is life"

My dad (who's a FUCKING GENJI main) calls me salty

I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Mercy

I called him a weeb

He hits me with his weeb stick and sends me to go to sleep

I'm whining on reddit now, and my face hurts

Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me

It's Mercy

I am so happy

She whispers into my ear "fucking protect me you fat piece of shit"

She grabs me with her powerful Swiss hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees

I'm ready

I spread my ass-cheeks for Mercy

She penetrates my butt-hole with her blaster

It deals a surprising amount of damage but I do it for Mercy

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against her surprising amount of damage

I want to protect Mercy

She calls me a mighty faggot as she fills my butt with the last remaining rounds

My dad walks in

Mercy looks at him straight in the eyes and says "Piece of cake."

Mercy leaves through my window

Mercy is love. Mercy is life.

>>167890056
door stuck

>>167890979

Explain that term. Google came back with Asian restaurants.

How to fix Winston: Give him a secondary fire that is basically a Quake railgun for 50% of his ammunition

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>>167891098
We get it, Chu.

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>>167889748
>>167889949
>>167890078
>>167890375
>permagolds can't into timings or bubble positioning

Don't worry. Maybe they'll give him 400 so you don't have think about your engagements anymore.

Git gud.

>>167890923
I do when they deserve it
If we lose, it's usually not their merit, but my side's fault, including me

So yeah, that's the reason why It's weird to me, their team got rolled because they kept trying to facefuck 2 soldiers, not because our zarya was excellent in her plays

>>167891129
fujoshi
female otaku obsessed with homo men to the point of self inserting as them in some cases
terrible """people"""

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>>167886912
>implying anyone could compete

>>167891098
dont you know that mercy is the worst-y

>>167890921
That's the point fuccboi, he doesn't have to sit in one spot anymore. He's a lot more mobile.

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>>167890606

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>>167885035
So, how come they made D.va immune to her own explosions but not Tracer or any other hero with an explosive ult?

Was the logic just "Well D.Va is a tank character and thus should be allowed to survive while others just need to learn to stay out of the way"?

>>167891254

>I can't create a counter argument so you're bad

I'm diamond and don't think I've seen a Winston pick in weeks.

>>167891339
>MAYHEM in your mouth!
>JUSTICE

>>167887251
why does he take so many pictures of himself doing inane shit

>>167889737
Reaper has something to say about that.

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Reminder that the Amaris are for sexual abuse

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>>167891339

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>>167891260
What's the word for the male opposite?

>>167891718

>A man self inserting as a lesbian

What's the point.

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Save amélie when?

New skin when?

>>167891718
Duh, it's obviously yuri

>>167891339
Mercy confirmed for that faggot whose house everyone avoids on Halloween.

>>167891403
It was attempt to buff DVa.
They also made Widowmaker immune to her mine.

I want to play Tracer in comp more, but I fear that there will be competent players that can actually aim and that I'll just die instantly. Am I wrong?

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>>167891339
>Candy
>D.Va is an USB stick
>Mercy a toothbrush

>>167890606
>she's probably the type that gives out a toothbrush for Halloween
A toothbrush and a lot of unconensually given cybernetic enhancements

>>167891718
>what's the male equivalent of a fujoshi?
an otaku

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>>167891912
>dva is a usb stick

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>>167891912
>>D.Va is an USB stick

>>167891912
D.Va is bubble gum.

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>>167891912
D.Va is GUM you pickle.

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>>167891718
A patrician.

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>>167891862
>implying the kids wouldn't go to her house to be nice to the hot lady that every little boy wants to bone

>>167891339
Gotta say, Blizzard's character/personality design is must be pretty fucking on point when you can match them up to random candies easily

>>167891676
Sounds good to me

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>>167891846
When she finally feels remorse

>>167891254
Git gud about what? I know how to play him and think he's fun to use but you can't deny that any other tank would be better suited for the job and get it done faster.

I know nothing about Overwatch, but the characters look very fappable. Where does one start with Overwatch? It doesn't appear to be on Steam.

>>167892108
ZIEGLER STOP GIVING OUT CONDOMS TO THE KIDS

>comp
>literal girl who sounds like she is 8-9 on our team, sounds cute as fuck, calling everyone horrible and telling them to kill themselves

I don't know how to feel about this.

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>>167891935
I thought otatu meant just someone who watches anime, not self inserting as lesbian

>>167891258
you really thought it was worth posting a screenshot about it?

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>No matter how shitty I play I get 3 golds as Torb

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>>167891098
I was only 12 years old
I envied Reaper so much
I had all the blackwatch Merchandise I could dream of
Every Night I prayed to Satan, thanking him for all the death and destruction
My father heard me and calls me a Faggot
I called him an edgy Cunt
He then yelled THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEKS YOU and sent me to bed
Everything is pain
Suddenly I saw a faint red light in my room
I turned around
i couldn't believe it. It was Reaper
He then shouted into my ear: REPOSITIONING!
I was ready
I spread my butt as he bathed me in the blood of his enemies
It hurts but I push against his thick thighs
My father flew into the room
He looked directly into his eyes
He then said DIE DIE DIEEEE and teleported behind me
Nothing personnel kid, he said as he filled my butt with his raging hatred. He was never seen again
Reaper is death I said, Reaper is fear

>>167892207
Get a battle.net account and buy it off there

>>167892108
>those yoga pants

Jesus my dick is about to explode

This picture might actually be worth a chuckle if it wasn't clearly drawn by a genji shipperfag.

>>167891276
a-anon

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>>167892337
>He then yelled THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEKS YOU
Unexpected lels

>>167892389
>if I misname something I can get lots of (You)'s too!

>>167892295

>Stopped giving a fuck about rank and maining torb
>Dropped a tier but never had so much fun

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Anything new from Chu? Something is happening because leaks

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>>167892208
Purest form of love doesn't need condoms

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>>167892108
Little boys don't know anything about boning, anon. All they want to do is eat candy and watch tv all day.

>>167892401
For
>>167892108

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>>167892447
Yes?

>>167892086
What does the bubble translate as? All I can read is Jack Morrison.

>>167892496
Bastion is genderless. 7 days ago he said we will have new lore coming "Very soon"

>only one person picks healer in a KOTH game
>its a mercy in a premade
>only heals his faggot friends
>literally die right in from of him to Winston while he's pocketing his full health McCree
Why do people do this

>>167892532
Just like me!

>>167892252
it's not necessariliy self inserting as a lesbian, it's obsessively shipping yuri as a straight guy

>>167892650
Yay, we get to know x characters favorite x!

Is Toblerone's ult the most "empowering" one to unleash? I feel so mighty when i do. The way he says it and all.
>tfw i didn't get his santa skin
Still hurts. His altered ult line for that skin is the most badass shit to exist

>>167891403
Tracer's ult comes out SIGNIFICANTLY faster than D.Va's.
She also doesn't announce it as obviously or as loudly.
It can stick to an opponent if placed right.

Junkrat can aim his and detonate it at will.


If D.Va's ult still killed her then it would be literally the worst in the game, even worse than Deadeye.

>>167892650
Oh boy I can't wait to see how Chu will shove his self insert ship down our throats this time.

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>>167892693
But are you a cute little boy?

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>Monkey bubble now has 1K HP again
>Roadhog hook range cut in half but shotgun spread tightened by 30%
>Zarya laser damage reduced by 25%, bomb damage increased by 25%
>Rein shield reduced by 1000 but it recharges 50% faster

What would change about tanks in the metagame if these changes went through?

>>167892650
>Baation is now nonbinary representation
Does this mean Tumblr will shut up for a little while?

>>167892824
>shove his self insert ship down our throats this time

When has he ever done that before? It's 2 voicelines that aren't even in the game yet.

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>>167892497
Correct

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>>167892532
is that jesse?
cute if so

>>167892882
>shotgun spread tightened by 30%
Kys. His shotgun damage should be 1/4 of what it is

Is there a torbjorn is love, torbjorn is life version of that post?

>>167892895
You don't understand tumblr very well

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>>167892993
Yup.

>>167892857
I wish.

>>167892961
>aging down the characters this hard
for what purpose?

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>>167892532
Every little boy had his share of dokidokis for the hot older lady who was one of his teachers or a neighbour.

http://files.shareholder.com/downloads/ACTI/3846954453x0x927408/E8645268-7D4F-4754-8B35-3710DD5C493D/Q4_2016_ATVI_Slides.pdf

Overwatch made blizzard-Activision so much money.

>>167893128
I liked girls my own age.
I still prefer little girls.

>>167893154
I ain't clicking that shit nigga

>>167893080
I can dream.

So what have you guys discovered in the new patch? Which servers/modes produce the most fun?

>>167892895
Not at all. ALL the characters should be some form of LGBT-whatever, because that's what accurately mirrors real life and LGBT don't get enough representation anyway!

>>167892361
What are the system requirements? Could 2014 Thinkpad run it?

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>>167888474
>''Sorry Winston, you are a big target.''
What did she mean by this?

>>167893117
Masturbation.
What, are you gay?

>>167893330
lol

>Its another "Team doesn't understand when the tank charges they are supposed to charge" episode
Rein is unplayable with randoms, I'm so tired of this shit.

>>167892739
MJËRRY MJOLTEN CJÖRE

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>>167893154
It's why they're doing so many events. Each quarter they've pointed out how events drive player engagement and then go on to talk about how Blizzard is making assloads of money.

>>167885735
Pharah
2 times a day

>>167892739
I love hammering people to death when I activate it, half the time they don't know how to react to it before they are dead.

>>167892909
Sombra comic has them both next to each other for no reason, yet Zenyatta is nowhere to be found and he is crucial to Genji's development(Ana clearly has Pharah's father linked to her, and he wasn't in Overwatch). Christmas comic clearly implies Mercy is reading letter from Genji.

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>teammates get mad at me for playing D.Va because she's not in the meta
>our team has Mercy and Junkrat and nobody says anything about them

>>167893414
>Tracer = Lorefags
>Widowmaker = Blizzard

>>167892739
>GET READY FOR A SHOCK
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; MY GREATEST CREATION

>>167889891
My nigger. It helps that Pharah looks like a UT character

>>167892293
Yes because In 200 hours I haven't seen it happen more than once

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>>167885735
Fareeha
once a day

>>167893351
>kill Tracer
>"Youth is wasted on the young."

What did she mean by this?

>>167893128
>no porn of Ana femdoming McCree
jdimsa

>>167893492
That's nto shoving it down your throats. that's minor details.

Shoving it down our throats would be if he made a comic just about Gency.

>check your penis size with the help of mercy ruler

Why hasn't this been done yet?

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>mfw I lose 5 competitive games in a row because my teammates refused to coordinate.

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Yeah!

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I forgot how fun Overwatch is, taking a month long break from the game really refreshed me. Me and my boys got a fat team kill twice in this game and had a few moments to kill fucking around

>backing away from a 1v1 against mei
>teammate appears
>try to take down the mei in what is now a 2v1
>teammate just wanders off and you get frozen and headshotted
interesting

>>167885735
most played is lucio but favorite is reaper
bout once a day give or take

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>>167893492
Anon, Genji and Zenyatta are in the same panel while Mercy is across the splash from them.

>>167893535
I feel like I'd actually use Junkenstein if he still had eyebrows. There's just something weird about looking at him and realizing that he's missing a very expressive part of his face. The stubble is a plus though.

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>>167893658
What a shame.

>>167893492
Zenyatta isn't on there probably because he is an unknown, he does dress like a hobo, so I am guessing he is off the grid.

But yeah, hope that he doesn't think people want his ship.

>>167888439
Allow me to translate the corporate speak for you:

"Maybe some day we'll "confirm" a map editor when we need an influx of sales, but until then we have no intentions of doing anything like that."

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>ucranian wake up
>thread go shit
really make you thibabobaobhaheahhaohaohaeahaha

>>167893492
>>167893776
Think about what you're saying and then kill yourself for getting mad about the relationships between fictional characters. This is actual fucking autism.

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>people trying to bully me off of Sombra
>in fucking QP

>>167893689
You mean this?

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/910502

You first broski.

>>167894027
makkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkes you really

TINK

>>167893492
>>167893762
Wait, I'm a moron, I misread that. You're right - it is weird that Zen's nowhere to be seen. Is Mondatta on the chart?

>>167892882
the "meta" would still be triple dive because its not reliant on tanks at all, winston is basically just a filler meatsack and a bubble change doesnt affect his matchups with the common dps at all

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>>167893628
Why is Pharah such a slut? Everyones had their way with her by now

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>>167894192
They don't seem to be, guess Sombra does not consider them important?

Some people theorized that they are the Eye, but I don't see that as likely.

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>>167893735
No

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>>167894552
Yeah!

buff dva's damage resistance slightly
Buff Winston's gun and bubble
Nerf Road hog's one hit kill speed
Buff lucio's HP to 250
Buff Sombra's damage resistance
Nerf Zarya gun range, buff her ult duration

>>167894513
Huh. There is a line going off from doomfists gauntlet Looks like it's heading to Talon.

>>167893543
you believe that you haven't seen people voting for enemy cards in 200 hours of playing? are you stupid?

>Head towards point
>Reaper ults on me, sent back to spawn
>Head back towards point
>Rein drops an ult on me; automatic death sentence
>Try to head back to point
>Soldier ults on me, absolutely nothing I could have done about it
>Regardless of how good I am at the game, a random pub shitter hitting 'q' forces me back to the spawn to waste another twenty seconds before the next ult

10/10 game

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>>167893390
>"hey uh, i have gold damage gold elims on rein, can the dps stop sucking dick?"
>"i dont have a tank xD"
>mfw
What the fuck does that even mean? Im standing in the choke with my shield up what more do you fucking want

>>167894647
A reaper voice line was found with him naming Doomfist. I am going to guess that it's the Scourge who works with Talon now.

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>>167894360
Pharah is a cute brown girl.
And cute things are meant to be corrupted.
Which makes her perfect for bullying sexually.

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Fuck this horrible community.

Why i'm the toxic for telling a shit tier player who played MC for literally 30 minutes in comp to switch to soldier, who he played far more with better win rate?

Why the fuck i'm called the "lol boosted plat" from gold shitters when i'm the sole reason this shitty team even pushing/defending when we are 5v6?
>he then decided to throw and take hanzo/widow and being shit at it
>enemy team call me salty

man, at least wiping and wining their shitty smug grin face with my JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE was nice.

but honestly, fuck this community and
>"hurr he want to win and his mad because worthless shitters that means he's toxic"

is it AT LEAST getting better at diamond? platfag at 2500.

>>167893390
>It's another "I expect everyone to be 100% in synch with me and me alone, and if they can't read my mind and know exactly what I'm going to do, then act accordingly, they are the ones who are bad and not me no siree" episode

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>>167891912
>not giving a single fuck to spend 1 min of your life to see dva'sprays to know you create your own lies
pLeB

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>>167893518
>team instapicks symmetra, torbjorn, mei and hanzo
>pick sombra in protest
>suddenly team rages at me

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>>167894640
No

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This is your commander tonight. He's wearing his boyfriend's sweatshirt but don't worry no one knows he's here. You'll keep the secret... right?

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>>167885403

this was a lie wasnt it anon

>>167894807
I'm at the exact same point as you after calibrating in silver, it's amazing how these people with their awful attitudes and no clue why pharah might be a bad pick into mcree and soldier manage to stay here

>>167895014
#NotMyCommander

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>>167895005
Yeah!

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>>167893628
>>167894360
>>167894784
STOP

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>>167895096

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>>167895192
Okay, you were asking for it

>>167894807
>is it AT LEAST getting better at diamond?
Nope, Diamond is still like this

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>>167895014
>Your Commander

nope

>>167895101
>pharah is a bad pick
honestly, only if enemy Mccree is actually good she's in unfavorable match.
in plat 99% of the McCree sucks.

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>>167893628
>not cropping the blackbars
such a waste of kbytes
dud, i live in a 4th world country with a 56k speed, you're killing me
lol, jk

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>>167895014

This is my commander. Not that washed up fuck and his edgy boyfriend.

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>>167895202
Why? We're just spreading the sensual love of Fareeha

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>>167895014

>>167894360
no NTR, delete this

>>167892197
>playing quickplay
>silver border player
>check their profile, they're fucking silver rated
>player on enemy team has already called it out in match chat because its fucking pathetic
>i join in on the bantz, say specifically that it's pretty fucking embarassing
>lock in winston, walk up to the silver player's mccree and spam the HOW EMBARASSING voice line
>spend all 8 and a half minutes of the point B hanamura attack jumping around and spamming HOW EMBARASSING
tell me again that winston isnt viable in certain situatuons

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>Genji knocks back Mei's little robot with his sword
>this is apparently enough to reprogram it and make it attack Mei and her teammates

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>>167895427
indeed, love between choco flavors must be encouraged

>>167895536
>everything can be hacked
>can't even hack the drone

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>>167895202
>>167895427
Exactly. Pharah is just to pure to let herself fully enjoy the pleasures of being a woman. You have to take the led with her.

>>167895536
>dva's matrix can eat a mass so dense it warps gravity in it's area

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>>167895481
>4 mastery
>fucking bronze
laugh at the retard, LAUGH

>>167895806
how do you spend so much time playing and still be bad? account sharing?

>>167895652
>everything (that gets interrupted by CC) can be hacked

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>>167894698
Yes
I do believe that
I rarely see cards go past 2 votes, and most of the time is for supports that have 20% healing or some shit

That said, 100% of my playtime has been in mystery heroes since arcade was first introduced

>>167895536

>EMP doesn't shut down a cybernetic tactical interface that guides a pulse rifle
>Gives McCree such a big headache he literally can't aim.

>>167894513
What makes you so sure they're not? Eye -> the Iris doesn't seem like a huge stretch to make. I think it's even been suggested in earlier threads that Zenyatta himself is a God AI, and that's how he's able to use abilities like Transcendence.

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>>167895652
>can hack a man's ability to run fast

>>167895536
I think the better question is why the entire cast is okay with dying repeatedly over and over.

And it's not even some obtuse representation of death that isn't actually death or something, they are actually dying every time. Hanzo even says "With every death comes honour" when he respawns.

>>167895932
Proof that McCree has some kind of Bionic implants that actually help him with the aiming.

>>167895932
>it doesn't knock Bastion, a literal robot, out of his Tank mode ult

>>167895806
>200hrs
>Bronze
Good lord how bad can someone be?
I was knocked down to silver last week and everyone there is fucking braindead. Stomped all over them so badly I was shooting my ult into their spawn for fun.

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>>167895868
neh I find quite some faggots like that in QP. I think that they just play by instinct doing the same errors over and over again and refusing to admit they suck. Probably the kind of toxic faggots that can only blame the team

McCree is hot

I am currently at mid Gold.
If I queue with a friend who is in Silver, will I get like, 10 SR points per win or something?

>>167888153
>anime voice actors
>real professionals
whew

>>167896031
his visor gets flooded with porn or something, he can't see and if he runs into a wall that would just be silly