SC2

playin for honor atm

no we're not

>>167848887
+1

>>167848652

is she eating her own penis?

i play for ayul

>>167849032
do you like her...

i have a confession to make

i've seen some horrible, horrible things in my past...

yeah weve all seen your mom lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU4W0ef2654

>>167849973
lol

how do you go clubbing on 4chan

creep

weirdo

>>167850503
happy seulgi day :333

gook squid? seulgi?

gray

love my dog

she took the garage keys too wtf

bought a wargaming mat

not like you were going to go outside

i look pretty good naked i were being honest

actually i was going to go to tim hortons

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omo

vaginas are disgusting

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>>167853993

where is that guy that makes his neighbors dog bark? i need some updates...

>>167854747
they put their dog in some kind of dog daycare thing and the dog doesnt bark anymore during the day

i think they might hvae put the dog on some kind of drugs or theyre having it stay overnight somewhere because it takes a ton of pounding with my bat to even get it to bark at night

im thinking of getting a bigger bat or maybe clearing some brush by the fence so i can get closer

>>167854189
desWOW

>>167854930
just throw some firecrackers into their yard

talked to a girl today and going to talk to her again next thursday

halftime break:
https://youtu.be/txXwg712zw4

>>167855161
dang that sucks

>>167855616
yeah i hate school

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I WANT A JAP IN THE STREETS
BUT A GOOK IN THE BED!

>>167856606
freak

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reminder

hehehe...gook...

>>167856673
meant for
>>167856489

i missed...

>>167856793
too little too late

*slits your throat*

>>167856964
imagine crashing that car and doing the whole world a big service

>>167857058
+1

janny banned me for a whole week but i still havent learned my lesson

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>>167856964
where the heck is sickzii during all this?!

>>167854123
post more like this

have i mentioned how utterly bullshit widow mines are

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why does no one play mp games with me

>>167857142
same *rips a big fart*
ehehehe :p frick you jan!!!

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there's no such thing as a perfect woma-

>>167858147
video games are freakin gay get outta here

if you dont respond it goes away

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i just got here

>>167858841
lol

so i only had 8 beers last night instead of my normal 13 and i kinda feel worse than usual

really nauseous and had a bad dizzy spell earlier

>>167858147
do you wanna play civ v...
we'll have to wait like 4 hours till i get home from work though...

wtf janny blocked me and i have to wait 9 more minutes
janny PIGSKIN BITCH!!!!!!!!! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

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have you guys figured out a way to beat widow mines?

im banging my head against the supply depots here...

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lol

>>167859508
we play wol here

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>>167858462
reminder that taeyeon is literally perfect

>>167859838
omg 2009

FUCK YOU 2016!

dat new choa
shame about fake poor hair, padding and short legs tho

*watches one episode of westworld*

wow this show sucks!

gook

seulgi

seulgi

gook

+1

on both accounts

>>167864190
lol even the lions look chinky

>>167864338
i hope your mom dies soon :)

>>167864190
:|

>>167864515
what the heck dude

what are you guys getting for national zah day?

>>167865061
when is that?

im abstaining in solidarity. 'za is pure and should remain free from the corrupting influence of fake, corporate manufactured holidays.

>>167865167
today :3

*eats a slice of valentines heart shaped za* ahhhhhhhhh that hits the spot

>>167865369
i didnt know fuck, im gonna order it on saturday

>>167864190
stinkers lol
https://youtu.be/PMz_UIIRnig
the computerized reconstruction of the event is p cool lol

sickzii buy me a diamond ring with our names on it...

what are we getting our gfs for valentines?

oh wow this part after:
https://youtu.be/YYeUG7izAx8


im going to be watching these all day

sickzii is buying me chocolate and a new perfume
and im buying a new anime dress for him to see me in!!

im getting mine a pack of condoms if you know what i mean

>gf
?

>>167866808
>>167865704
nice

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whoa..

*sees a cute cashier*
hi i'll take a box of 200 XXL sized large condoms please

i remember when i used to keep a condom in my wallet...

why dont webms work on phone :/

>>167868502
the tech just isn't there yet

>>167868343
magnum condoms for my monster dong...

>>167868586
i can watch twitch and browse safari at the same time but why not webms its just a codec dammmnit

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:3

this mexican bitch is yelling on her phone in the break room....

stop poking me -___-

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post more webms to annoy the dumb phoner lol

>>167869132
groupthink more like gookthink lmao

webms work on my phone....

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*checks clock*

>>167869252
based

>>167869324
thats a lot of ways to look great...

>>167868268
he broke his back didn't he?

>>167869874
doubt it

pigshits

>>167860756
havent watched
but had to say that i was planning on watching it when i had a real life conversation once
cant really say your media consumption consists of anime, eroge and jav

>>167870703
+1

hmm care to explain this ksluts apologists?
http://www.atimes.com/article/north-korea-drug-lords-profiting-k-pop-smuggling/

>>167871141
the article is self explanatory

>>167860756
its plot is just a series of twists which cheapens the whole thing for me

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>>167859508

*cracks open a 'za*

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>>167871810
the blonde whorebot at the brothel was p hot

brown...

>>167872376
is this a ladyboy

>>167872376
wouldn't really feel anything she's not my type

>>167868917
literally a cheap escort lol

>she

s/he it

lets call them scarletts from now on

agreed

>Fascism does not rest on an elaborated philosophical doctrine but rather on popular feelings of the masses. It was the unquestioning zeal of the faithful that counted more than his reasoned assent
*thinks*

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ah yes quite unlike republicanism if i do say so myself

https://www.manyvids.com/Video/88122/Dance-time/

omo..

I went out to shovel an hour ago and you can't even tell I shoveled anymore. it was like 6 inches and I killed myself doing it too and now I have to go back out. I don't even go outside and I'm really out of shape and sickly. it makes me fucking pissed off.

the fuck are you shoveling for

seulgi

gook

gook

you get arrested and raped by niggers in jail if you don't shovel

>>167873308
isn't that like just democracy where people are super enthusiastic about that they believe? what's wrong with that?

>>167850503
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lol what an idiot

>>167874704
Liberalism is based on an established philosophical doctrine and generally works through checks & balances on its own power. Like if you want to know what a classical liberal believes you can go read 100 books written by political philosophers who ascribe to that thinking. Fascism isn't based on anything like that because it has no concrete doctrine, it defies democracy & liberalism for various reasons like being weak or willing stooges of the bourgeosis or international finance and claims for itself the unique & sole right to govern the nation for the people.

>>167875007
wow he/she is a really bad poster :/

>>167874658
harsh

say i connected to my neighbours wifi, what would be best to annoy them as much as they annoy me?

didnt even read that phoner's post

i tried but fell asleep like after the first word ~__~

>>167875571
if you have admin you can just cut their internet

>>167875007
2 of those are mine

>>167875862
yeah that would be annoying for a day until they reset it to factory settings and change the password

why did god give me such a fucked up tiny brain?

ugh im so fat x_x

im too shy v_v

:/

:\

why is it called gay paris...

god is one sick son of a bitch
a sob

https://youtu.be/F0vwOvVuQe4

-a political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible (removal)/suppression of opposition

>>167877347
isn't that communism

>>167877547
~_~

depression shrinks your brain so get happy stupid!

just smile more!!

it's hard to smile nowadays

>>167877830
drugs help

I've been depressed my whole life

lmao @ peabrained phoner

only one thing makes a man happy *cracks open a cold one*

five steps ahead of you brudda
*cracks open sifth cold one*

but you know a sincere smile without artificial help...

sifth so like fifth and sixth
hmmmmmhow do you open half a bottle
*thinks*

*cracks open an ice cold water*

*puts vodka in it*

i wasnt sure of the math in my head so i went with both okay?

*cracks open non-alcoholic beer*

*tears open a box of riceroni*

*farts uncontrollably*
not again...

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rofl lol hang on how can water be ice cold would't it be ice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kgmgIuXmVs

*twirls mustache*

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"communism is the philosophical, social, political, and economic ideology and movement whose ultimate goal is the establishment of the communist society, which is a socioeconomic order structured upon the common ownership of the means of production and the absence of social classes, money, and the state."

you need to man up little scvee

>>167879295
not if it's salty or under pressure....

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>>167879558
if salty water doesn't freeze why do the polar icecaps exist?

>>167879616
the jews

a kiss from a rose on the grey...

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/617144/Antarctica-not-shrinking-growing-ice-caps-melting

pardon the interruption but im mike wilbon..

of course it's shrinking... it's in cold water...

we're going to need separate bathrooms in the scv house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkHL2qRM_mg

just like our brains...

scvs...... tera general..............


>>167879225
>>167879281
>>167879285
>>167879523
>>167879573
>>167879010
>>167875979
>>167873428
>>167872525
>>167870408
>>167870317

im making a list of every impossible/unrealistic life goal i have, this is what i got so far

>climb the great pyramid
>see the coke formula

like, everything else seems somewhat realistic, even marrying a kpop idol, but these two are just impossible imho

post your lists

fuck you

making a list

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>tfw it's thursday and tomorrow is already friday

hmm let's see

>not be a loser

thats pretty much it haha

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>>167881741

anyone else plan to do their valentines date this weekend instead of on a tuesday?

>>167881608
the secret is cocaine

>mommy gets blackmailed by son JOI
what the fuck is this shit!? why cant i just have "cute teen has a crush on you JOI" instead of degenerate shit like this?

marry ex 9m eunji
collab with cool experimental japanese musicians on weird noise stuff
prove p!=np

remove polposter from scv

*yawn*
how about you start with getting laid loser?

jerk off with an scv bOy on skype

laid a stinker earlier today =3= nice try kid

i used to go to the gym 6 days a week, had a perfect diet, never drank

now i get drunk every night and the only exercise i get is biking to the store for more alcohol

i went from healthy and in shape to having a big fat gut

>>167882328
>prove p!=np
this is the only impossible one imo

>>167882620
proof it

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hello, i am back and ready to be posting with my friends, the scvees!

accidentally used a thai 5 dollar coin as a quarter when buying some coffee because thye look really similar. i hope they dont call the police on me for not actually paying the full amount

uhg i hate when they force their personality by posting the same thing every day ~_~

anonymous anime website

>>167882943
vodka
ice

make the switch fatty

i find the regularity quite welcome & comforting. its like a ritual of our own and i cherish that

>>167883294
13 shots of vodka a night is still 1170 calories..

youre supposed to sip the vodka not do a bunch of shots like a drunky

when i have a drink in my hand i can't stop myself unless my tummy starts hurting

i just lost a long and hard fought argument and just claimed it was me baiting all along :)

fuck stalkers and their blink haha amiright janny

>>167883316
FFFFAAAAAAAAAGGGGG

>>167883316
nope

>>167883316
recurring posts are a time-honored /scv/ tradition

>>167879295
you can put water in the freezer and stir it at regular intervals to keep stopping it from becoming a solid. the stirred liquid water will be below the freezing point with no ice present

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-sJp1FfG7Q

>>167883316
i like thursdayposter and happy to be posting poster
i miss faxposter....

>>167884451
>faxposter
whos that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwjY2iP4RLI
morning joe btfo
everyone btfo

>US appeals court refuses to reinstate Trump's ban on travelers from seven Muslim-majority nations

is this good or bad?

>>167884430
migos are musical geniuses

>>167884670
it means that muzzy terrorists are welcome back in :)

:)

>>167884753
are there even any non-muzzy terrorists?

the irish way back when

>>167883316
>>167883131
>>167883217
>>167882943
>>167883590
>>167883742
>>167883817
>>167884420

im only giving you yous because these seem like interesting posts that i have no time to read now but will come back to read later

>>167884430
>>167884672
WORD

>>167884753
fuck off, no terrorists ever entered the country that way, the whole ban was retard

those were freedom fighters moran

>>167884997
SJW

hate multiple reply posters
just take it easy

>>167884670
letting sandniggers in your country is definitely a bad thing
just ask france

poor france...

its really amazing how hitler went from being a dirt poor soldier to joining a fringe political party, giving some speeches, working his way up to become their leader and then becoming the undisputed fuhrer of all germany

>>167884997
gavrilo princip

>>167885393
*thinks*

>>167885407
nelson mandela

>>167885536
mandela was a thug felon not a terrorist

hmmmm....

>blazer has an obnoxious logo printed on it
some people have no class

shouldve just said mandela was a nigger

one of the oldest and most celebrated games championship only had 10k more viewers than some idiot playing a video game...?????

uhg

>>167885871
its clearly stitched on

anyone else happy for major, scarlett, and noregret? living the 2013 dream

>>167885670
what's the difference

>>167886039
terrorists are brown not black

my favorite thing to do is it to grab about 5 icepacks and lay in bed with them under my neck, on my chest, on my crotch, inbetween my thighs, and my feet

then i get under the blankets in exist in a cold/warm environment

its snowing so hard...

thats weird

>>167886101
a nonwhite is a nonwhite
except gooks and nips those are alright

*looks outside* its not snowing you idiot

snowing is perfectly normal

>>167886632
is he retarded for not wanting terrorists to come into the country?
hmm i wonder what the answer is to this question....hmmm.....

the best thing i ever did was hack girls accounts and read their messages

*thinks* hmmm i wonder....

>>167886632
yeah also reminder that if you kill your enemies they win

>>167886828
sick freak...

if elon musk is such a cool guy then why doesn't he build a nuke to kill us all and end our suffering

>>167887165
maybe he's not such a cool guy afterall...

were watching anime tonight

>>167887165
his only flaw....not killing us from above...

clearly he thinks life is still worth living

https://chaturbate
.com/animergamergirl/

then he's a retard

well actually he's probably planning to nuke us after the mars diaspora begins

he's gonna need a few of us losers to build the roads and make his coffee and stuff...

the matrix is about to start on amc..

>>167888184
i will never understand why you would watch a movie on TV...i hate commercials so much

>>167888284
so you can lay in bed with your icepacks while you watch it

remember when they made two more matrix movies lol

remember when one of those sequels had a cave rave party sex scene LOL

remember when the director brothers turned into women.....

yes
no
no

well it happened
and they did

oh my :3

2D is superior

https://chaturbate
.com/nickolll/

she peed herself...

not clicking that

ahhhhhhhhh im going crazy from not having anything to work towards in my life! man was not suppose to live like this!

ew nasty absolutely no class

sat here all day again lol

>>167889413
have you tried knitting

>>167889472

lol

thats not a real goal thats worth pursuing! thats for grandmas and home economics classes! fuck meeeeeeee

>>167889413
have you tried whittling

learn french

oui oui pee pee lol

>>167889586
start a petition?

>>167889413
have you tried sucking dicks

ça va?
ça va tres mal :(

anyone who calls food "grub" is a fuckin retard!

gettin muh grub on, gettin muh veg on

cum see cum sah

im learning french because its easy not because i want to

i learned it to read books

fuck me i really need a career or something. even a job with a couple friends and place to kick back and smoke weed every once in a while would be enough for now

although at least those old french movies are kinda cool
anna karina...
>>167890091
what like sartre and stuff

i learned the other day that pierre means stone in french

>>167890163
voltaire specifically sartre is a boring ass

its the capital of south dakota

fun fact des moines means (of) the monks and baton rouge means red stick

>>167890223
i read nausea en anglais, it was okay

detroit - the paris of the west

ive done heroin before and i didnt get addicted

>>167890752
sick

same here *takes a shot to stop the shaking* i can quit whenever i want

>>167890752
me 2. i still do it and im not addicted.

turn a 5 star hotel into a trap house...

>>167891317
xD

i didnt inject it you dummies.

whats a trap house?

a house with traps

a place where illicit activities are conducted like dealing drugs for example

does that guy still play donkey kong racer

anti-inflammatory diet

>>167892231
did u win it.....

>>167891486
>>167891586
it's kind of like that movie home alone

the sticky bandits

if they were chinese theyd be called the stinky bandits lol

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omo.. wgirls..

>>167892783
is that the final boss? holy crap thats a big hindu elephant god

wgirls i like :
anna karina
kate beckinsale

wgirls i dont like :
rest

ivanka...lauren.../scv/ aunt...

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ah.. thursday night..

crap
i forgot about auntie and ivanka

he was so tough...

>>167893020
go on twitch's irl section and snort em on stream
i'll subscribe

>>167893020
pp pills?

what about bjm...

forgot about lauren too

is dk64 good?
i beat and liked kazooie and tooie

opened some health foods website and my browser crashed

serves me right.

it's a sign...

i really love driving drunk but after getting arrested for it once im scared to do it again

*goes on an anti-inflammatory diet blog* hmm, works on my machine

>be tinny
>know everything there is to know about dieting and nutrition

ama

how did you all cum diet go faggot

>>167893470
this

>>167893428
thoughts on nightshades

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>>167893470

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMqRiyKGhGs

this looks like so much fun..

>>167893295
nigger

>>167893295
you should be scared idiot, my friend has two dui's
-like $10k in fines and lawyer fees and reinstatement fees, maybe even more
-jail for a few weeks
-couldnt drive for 6-8 years
-had to get a camera on his dashboard and had to blow into a breathalyzer to start his car when he got license back

bout to degrease my 'zah and set up a game of marble lights out

>>167885393
master wizard

>>167893560
tomatoes and eggplants is pretty good

potatoes bad 100% starch i would never eat a baked potato or french fries

bout to eat a handful of almonds and challenge that guy to a game of dkr

*deactivates the almonds*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaqbzE4iGIU

fucking autistic cuck not our guy

>>167894037
id love to play dkr i loved that shit i was like 6 years old

going around exploring in my little plane and my hover boat and shit

if you want to be the man, you got to beat the man *loads up dkr*

>no goof gf who talks about stupid shit you dont care about

twitch
.tv/fuslie

>>167894474
>443 cucks watching now

holy shit i finally fixed my thread watcher after 4 days

i bought some wine to cook with but drank it all before i cooked anything

*takes 5 minutes to load into dalaran*

i said it before and i'll say it again..

how is stats still going
he was dead drunk hours ago

i just wasted 2 weeks of my life playing runescape and i dont even want my account now

and i ate food today that i didnt even want to buy and i just threw it away

blunder ;l

how do i keep getting banned from kpg for ban evasion.. its like they know its me...

;l

>>167895792
google ratted you out

what are you posting sc2 there or what. how do you get banned from there

*wakes up*
*cracks a cold one*
ahhhhh great way to start the day

i had 8 beers over 17 hours ago and im still hungover... wtf...

we drink tea

>>167896353
i like starting my day with breakfast and a coffee

a "cold one" wouldnt be anything good at ALL to start a day what a disgusting horrendous thought

reminder my liver and kidneys are failing

>>167896403
hangovers get worse with age, or it seems that way

when i get real tanked now i feel like crap for at least 2 days, when i was a teen i would have a headache for a few hours and be fine

>>167896526
anti-inflammatory diet

>>167896526
stop drinking "cold ones"

>>167896526
lol

if any of you see me in public and mention sc2 i will look you dead in the eye and tell you i have no idea what that is

>>167896836
O.O

i dont mention sc2 here why would i mention sc2 in public lol

>in public

sc2

because im the miz... and im _______

>>167896959
+2

remember when kramer did all that stuff in jerry's apartment when he was out lol

moved all the furniture around, did a standup routine, had a party
that was pretty cool

earlier i was listening to last shadow talk about how he micros his IRL friends

he was like I NEED THEM TO BE CONSTANTLY CHALLENGING ME, HUFF HUFF , and he was like dripping sweat like always. IF THEY DONT WANT ME TO BE CONSTANTLY REACHING MY GOALS THEN I CANT HAVE THEM AROUND ME. I WILL NOT BE STAGNANT.

idk what i was listening to

wow what a freak

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lmao

goals...woah.....imagine having those lol

*faints*

*farts*

takes a huge shit in the middle of scv and says THIS WAS NEVER A STARCRAFT THREAD

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>>167897372
remember when he used to come straight from clubbing to the mvp team house and stream league of legends and check facebook constantly and talk about being an 8.5 minimum those were good times