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/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>kill metaclub
>phazon
>scientists suck

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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>>167796905
First for "Why can't we have TG quality artists? Why are we stuck with gutter-tier trash"
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Advantages/disadvantages of prosthetics?
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>>167797250
It triggers hippietards
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>>167797250
you get to ascend the flesh
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>>167797250
I don't think you can pop mechanical lungs which is nice.
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Well there goes my pomfcoins
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dance as mommi crabe how
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>>167797250
if you get hit by a EMP it puts you into paincrit while borgs just get a short stun from EMP. Advantage is you can fix them on the fly with cables/welder
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>>167797250
no broken bones, but even a scratch will make it get damaged, forcing you to carry welders everywhere

>>167797625
you can
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>>167797250
robot legs don't suffer damage from barefoot on glass
fixed with cables and welding instead of surgery and meds
does not regenerate over time
can break off easier
does not suffer from broken bones
EMPs fuck them
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>When you dies, you will only be able to hear the deadchat and have full vision, if you becomes a ghost, and if you do, you won't be able to revive anymore


Why isn't this a thing yet?
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ultra fast rev round
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phazon researcher jobtitle when?
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>>167797871
Ultra fast honk.
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>>167797870
nigga that sentence doesn't even make sense
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>trader
>other trader just walk out of the metaclub starting area
>okay we can do a clone backup service, also how the fuck am I gonna get a telecomm relay
>get on station, smell
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>>167797870
because that's actually retarded
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>>167797932
Kickass work clown, I was the QM, that Captain never new what hit him.
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>>167797870
Sounds like it makes it harder for me to metagame...
Seems controversial, it's not going to happen
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>>167797871
Captain here. I knew it was over when there were three fucks bolted in AI access and the AI tried to shock me. I will always regret not setting the turrets to lethal.
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>>167798028

Dying and collecting info and then being able to come back to the game is retarded mate
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mechanical skull when?
mechanical chest when?
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>>167798080
why'd you even decide to walk in there? what tipped you off?
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tg is down. get ready for tons of shitters like myself but not including myself because its late here and i need my beuty sleep
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>>167798221
You'd be collecting info by hearing deadchat you dope.
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>>167797860
I was told robotic heart makes you shrug off stuns a tiny amount faster, but makes emps kill you often, know if there's any truth to that?
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>>167798249
I had executed a greyshirt earlier and the AI didn't care. I knew something was up but I didn''t think you three had guns.
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>>167798283
What would even change? :^)
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>>167797731
you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. cuz if your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they are no friends of mine.
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>>167798424
>I had executed a greyshirt earlier and the AI didn't care. I knew something was up but I didn''t think you three had guns.
yeah it was revsquad so we got guns instead of flashes
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Hi guys, some friends told me about this server and mentioned this website's thread. We've mainly been using skype but I might join the V.G discord later. Hope to see you in the game :)!
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>>167798456
In my experience TG is a lot less prone to calling shuttle the moment literally any problem at all arises, but tend to have full crew wipes more as a result
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I've been staticing captain and it's very fun, but I'm scared of getting bwoinked now more than any other job I've ever played. The hall of bans is littered with fallen comdoms and I try my best, but I feel like I'm going to cop a ban sooner than later.
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>Love playing Secborg
>Never make arrests, I only roll around stopping active harm I see
>Beep politely at the cultists/wizards so long as they don't harm anyone in front of me
>Wheel around following orders and keeping people safe
>Have always referred to and introduced myself IC as a Peacekeeper Borg
>This whole PR nonsense is getting out of hand
>Can no longer use the phrase Peacekeeper without triggering people

Holy crackers, what a turdstorm.
At the end of the day I don't care what they're called, just let us keep the stun baton and let us *law while beating stuff and I'm happy.
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>>167800293
>Love playing Secborg
>I don't play Secborg
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>>167800579
>You don't follow Space Law
>You follow your lawset
>Asimov tells me to follow orders and prevent harm
Is there a problem here?

Every cyborg besides Security has a job to do, engineering or mining or medicine or cleaning up after the clown, and typically they stick to their area and job. As Secborg I'm free to roam the halls, helping anyone who needs it, saving lives at every opportunity, and being a friend and utility tool to the (human) crew.
If I wanted to make arrests and hunt valids I'd play a human security officer.
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>>167800293
>>167800882
I like you.
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>>167798224
When doth codeth itte.
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Gentlemen.

What can we give the librarian?
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>get a decent new monitor
>play ss13 on it.

life is suffering
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Today, on space jackass
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>>167802516
give the clown access so he can hide in your hubby hole
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>>167802516
An item that forces a player into the fantasy world of a book.

Now you can live wgw for real.
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>>167800062
Just accept it
If you ever think you're going too far, ahelp it
If you're playing such a meme role, expect to be close with admins simply due to how much you ahelp questionable shit
t. another captain
Also, don't forget to flex your power sometimes
You have a chain of command in your quarters for a reason
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>>167802516
Ouija board to talk to the dead.
The catch is the dead speak in a different language and you need to translate it.
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>>167802516
>Add 1 second to every timed activity in the game
>Remove the penalty on anything related to your job (Engineers build walls faster than anyone else)
>Reading a manual on the topic will increase your activity speed
>Only the roundstart librarian can print manuals
Enjoy being relevant.
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>>167802871
actually not a bad idea. Encourage players to lie for even more lulz
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>>167802871
librarian needs moar reporter shit desu, also maybe better publication machinery, like an automated press or something, and better editing ability.
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>>167803292
>>167802871
That's an item on someother server for the chaplain
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>pAIs that can access the Syndie Uplink but only if a traitor puts in his DNA sample

would it work?
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>>167803292
>Translate gibberish
>Ur a faget
>Translate massive wall of gibberish
>It's woody got wood

Fund it
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>>167803249
>Charge people money for manuals
>Get dunked by greytiders
>Security don't care
>Library falls to ruins
No
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>>167803367
Why would anyone want that?
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>>167802871
>>167803292
But you can already make a working Ouija board, I used to do it all the time as Chaplain.
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>>167803437
I dunno
Just a thought I had while going to the bathroom
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>>167803437
Allows you to access the uplink if you lose your PDA.
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>>167803367
>>167803437
>hide pAI somewhere in the halls
>"pAI, buy and deploy a decoy when I give the codeword over comms"
>pAI does that
>Decoy balloon is the pAI
Fund it
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>>167803762
I'm still sad that the decoys don't say "You're pretty good" when you hit them.
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>>167803534
Isn't that bannable now ?
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>>167803864
Snowmen do
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>>167803870
Nah solarius is permabanned again
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>>167802516
Something to do. Maybe like a point system, where the librarian can earn and redeem points for people getting library cards and taking out books. Then the points can be used on a console to get crates that can be built to improve the library. Otherwise, the Librarian job is shit.
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Was Celt the worst cancer that the server has ever had? Worse than even Sarcalogo?
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>>167803870
My understanding is that it's sort of on the line. I think if you make one and just use it for silly gimmicks and asking the ghosts how their days were, etc., it'd be fine, but asking who the antag is or where a body is could net you a spicy ban
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>>167804819
Could you use it to find vaults out in space and then relay the information to telescience ? Especially with super-natural vaults it'd be like asking the spirits to guide you toward a hot-spot of supernatural activity
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>>167804414
Use it to lead someone to your body or expose antags and I'll give you a ban faster than you can get daddy sawbones to protect you
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>>167804976
Oh man, that seems REALLY on the line
You'd do better to ask a real admin
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Is there any uses to paper runes you guys have rarely seen ? For instance, I know most of the time they're used for stuns exclusively and sometimes EMPs, but is it possible to use them for other cool stuff ? I don't even know if you can use them to create walls with the barrier runes (to quickly block your escape route or block vital areas without having to lengthily scribble down runes), or if you can imbue runes that require multiple cultists onto one.
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>>167805597
This rune allows you to imbue the magic of some runes into paper talismans. Create an imbue rune, then an appropriate rune beside it. Put an empty piece of paper on the imbue rune and invoke it. You will now have a one-use talisman with the power of the target rune. Using a talisman drains some health, so be careful with it. You can imbue a talisman with power of the following runes: summon tome, reveal, conceal, teleport, disable technology, communicate, deafen, blind and stun.
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What kind of ID card do I need to activate a new APC? Just an engineering one?
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>>167806590
Don't need any ID, just hack the APC and turn on the main breaker. If you want to use an ID, you need an engineering ID.
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>>167802571
10/10
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>>167800293

The snowflakes are coming in like crazy and making /vg/ into a shithole like how /tg/ became TG
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>>167800293
Why the name peacekeeper? Considering what tgstation did to silicons I'd consider the name tainted, but whatever.
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>>167800293
>let us *law
BUT ANON, DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SECURITY?
WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE THE *law EMOTE IF YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ENFORCE THE LAW?
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>>167806870
Good point!
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>>167807698
Because we ARE the law
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replacing genitals with hands and feet when?
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>pAI can *law and laser
>borgs can't
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE SON
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OFFICIAL POWER HOUR TIER LIST OF JOBS
(From most to least autistic)
Atmospherics
Xenoarch
Engineer
Warden
Miner
Virologist
Geneticist
Botanist
HoS
Scientist
CMO
Sec Officer
Chemist
Chaplain
Detective
Xenobio
Roboticist
Mechanic
Librarian
HoP
QM
Cargo Tech
IAA
RD
Chef
Medical Doctor
Mime
Clown
Paramedic
Janitor
Captain
Bartender
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>>167808192
>miner
>autistic
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>virology crate containing virus slabs can't be opened by virologist

for what purpose? nobody on the station could open my crates
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>get antag
>plan out and build a lair to kidnap and torture someone
>ready to grab a victim
>LOL PLASMAMINER
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>>167808323
doing the same thing repetitively is autistic
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>>167808192
>warden
>austistic?

I guess putting up with peoples autism?
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>>167808323
heh, you haven't seen me at full power yet

also
>miner above Viro and Geneticist
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>>167808419
>victim was dead before you could find them
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>>167807606
wut did tg station do
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>>167808412
its CMO access for some reason. Some retarted leftover from when access use to be shitty.
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>be sec
>do nothing
>all antags redtext and 2/3 of us survive

sec....w-wins...again?
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Is there something wrong with feeding birds doritos?
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Hard hitting autism at http://www.strawpoll.me/12299569
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>>167808798
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/sausage-addicted-kookaburra-too-fat-to-fly/news-story/f317c641eb17ad024887bcbf03dae403
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>>167808421
that is what the entire fucking game is.
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>>167808828

There is a reason why you can make camera as ghetto flashes, and this is for that. Secborgs are just fine the way they are, might as well remove stun guns from sec if you are to bitch about that

Hell, the only people that bitch about secborgs are the same snowflakes that hates dying in a game that will eventually let them see die in the most painful ways
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Explain the "clear system with water-potass" please.
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>>167810705
>200+hp
>unstunable to 90% of all means
>as fast as a human at all times
>no pain
>no blood
>no broken bones
>ranged stun that recharges on the go
>zas proof
>plasma proof
>celt proof
>fire proof
>few items designed to fight this beast do not work very well against it
>can bolt and electrify every door just by alt /shift clicking it
>perfectly balanced
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>>167811192
1. Administer 1u water
2. Administer 1u potassium
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>>167811192
5u water + potas will delete every chemical (except blood) from a person's body.
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>emp blinds me
>during brain surgery
AHHHHHHHHHHH
i did it tho
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>>167811192
Water+potas reactions clear all reagents out of the reagent container in which they take place.
Humans are reagent containers.
Ergo, a 1-5u water 1-5u potassium reaction will completely flush all reagents out of a person's body without harming them since the amount reacted is too small to make an actual explosion.
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>>167811446
it's also fun to watch them freak out when you start feeding them water & potas pills
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GIVE ME
CUTE
BORG NAMES

NOW
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>>167811543
S.L.U.T.
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>>167811223
>Bound completely by laws
>Follow all orders given by default.

There's your balance senpai
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>>167811543
Noodles
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>>167811192
Explosion and smoke reactions immediately delete all reagents in the container they take place in.
This working on humans is a bug (well, technically an oversight), but it's probably never going to get fixed because people would throw a shitfit
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>>167808192
>bartender is the least autistic

Feels good to be part of the booze and RP masterrace
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>>167811223
>Can be remotely locked down and killed
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>>167808192
ATMOS IS NOT AUTISTIC.
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>>167811519
>he leaves them named water/potassium
>he doesn't rename them so retards actually know their purpose

cmon man get with the program
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>>167811775
You are right.
Atmos is full fucking sperg.
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>>167811630
>Cyborgs dismantle the cyborg computer
>Plasma flood science so no one not ZAS and fire immune can print a new god damn cyborg computer

FUCK
SILICONS
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>>167808192
This entire game is autistic
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>>167811862
the only reason to rename a potas pill is if it's 50u
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>>167811919
There's another board in tech storage and the MoMMI nest, mechanic workshop.
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>>167811956
>>167808990
>>167808421
yes, this game is autistic, but like regular autism, theres a wide spectrum of autism
some things are more autistic than others
for instance, heavy-medium roleplay could be classified as autistic
however, it still at least shows that the person in question has some sort of social skills, or at least understands how to fake them, contrast the people like atmos techs, miners, and validhunting greyshits, who always break down into barely intelligible english and run off any time they're faced with something that isn't a pipe/goliath/valid

its all relative, anon
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>>167808412
>Exotic seeds crate can't be opened by research botanist
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>>167811543
Of existing borgs or new and unused names?
>
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>>167812516
There's a master key at the research outpost.
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>>167812641
Chuckles the Death Dealer
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>>167811919
*ping
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s01Q22PF4noJ
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>>167811223

>What is Ion Rifle as security with ablative armor
>What is the console in science

Spotted the newfags, try playing more security and heads before bitching
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>>167814718
>dude just have secure armory access and hope the ai doesn't electrify and bolt it lmao
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Felicity is my favorite waifu and i play a waifu myself. Gues who i am.
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>there's 60 people playing Baystation right now, on a weekday night.
>Only 44 on /vg/
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>>167815006
shut up harse
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>>167815006
Ashe Mallory

Aka Avada

AKA

Emilia

AKA Sawbones

AKA the EVE Online Metaclub
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>>167814942
Not him, but if the AI is out to get you/everyone, that means only the people who were prepared enough to survive plasma flood and fire are left alive anyway, and those people already have insulated gloves, a full toolbelt, and know the door wires.

And they have more options than just going in through the fucking doors. People will thermite, welderbomb, or just decon their way into the armory or to the borgsplosion console from space if they want to.
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>>167815280
what the heck I hate VG now
where are the tail sweeps
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Why don't we just let people respawn as MoMMIs on the main station?

If they break laws just ban them from it.
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>>167815006
a sickening closeted faggot who is actively shitting up the game and making it even more degrading to play
yeah you like penis in your but WOOOOHOO U GO GRRL THLAY KUEEN MREOW
it's called grindr and it doesn't cost money fucking jesus dude give us a break
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>>167808563
instead of just getting rid of shitty modules that undermine entire departments to a fault they decided to code in walking cookie jars as an insult to their entire playerbase
which is really cool and witty and stuff they're like the xckXD guy and his funny stick figure math comics for smart gamers like us
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>>167816138
You don't get it, Anon. It's ironic! See because they know that it's a meme PR it's not bad! Haha, aren't they so wacky :---DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>167816298
Fe + E
what vibe is post pomo ?
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Just saw the changelog. Is there any reason to be brain borer anymore?
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>>167815423
I aren't even in the Eva discord
I have never played the game in my life
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>>167816948
NVG
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>cult and mechanic
>share my word
>do the usual scan chem cloner and autolathe
>public autolathe
>call the borgs a pack of faggots repeatedly
>build a lair in incenerator after removing the camrea
>lair is chem lab, autolathe, and full surgical setup
>do a redpill bluepill gimmick on the other mechanic
>they eat the redpill
>convert
>do the same to a sec officer without ever letting them know that its cult
>de implant via lairs surgical suite
>convert
>have him lure detective to the lair
>jump det with a stun tailsemen and de implant the detective
>have them lure the hop to the lair
>as soon as hop steps in the lair 1ST OBJECTIVE COMPLETED NEW OBJECTIVE SACRIFICE THE HEAD OF PERSONEL
>pic related
>stun and sac the hop with the sec officer and detective
>OBJECTIVE COMPLETE NEW OBJECTIVE SUMMON NARSIE
>quickly summon narsie without ever letting the crew know that it as cult

Thank you ashe, noah, detective, and the other 3 roundstart cultists for not being retarted.
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>>167818774
I'm stealing that red pill blue pill idea
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>>167818774
That blue pill/red pill gimmick was pretty fun. Don't regret taking a chance and grabbing the red one.
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>>167818774
>late join cargo tech
>Miner keeps wanting to show me something he made, decline
>guys start floating outside cargo, covered in blood and carrying bludgeoning tools
>
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>>167818774
>>167818906
That's my gimmick what the fuck
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>>167818906
as long as you dont have any antag paraphernalia so that way for the 1% chance they chimp out and call for sec so they dont have any real dirt on you if you do get arrested. The redpill has 25u stox and 10u chloral to ensure plenty of long sleepy rape time while the blue pill can be aything from 50u chloral to 5u of sugar. Depends on how you want to treat wimps

>>167818973
always take the redpill. The bluepill is for cucks

>>167818995
I havent seen it done before but it probably has been done before long before i started playing
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>>167796905
>Red Balloon = Traitor
>Red Suit = Traitor
>Red Borg Eyes = Traitor

We can derive from this a very simple observation. Things that are red, make people valid.

Red Sec Uniforms = ???


Hmmmm....

A crime is a crime is a crime. If we let one person get away with wearing contraband red clothing, then why even have any space laws at all?
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>>167819287
I wear the grey security officer jumpsuit.
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>>167819287
But the red suits are easy as fuck to obtain. The only rare syndie suits are the badass engineering snd sec ones. The yellow stripped and red stripped suits.
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>>167808192
this entire list is pretty fucking far off
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>>167815280
good, honestly
I can't stand superhighpop
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>>167815414

Im not them.
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>>167820790
shut up harse
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>>167808192
this list is garbage,
also you forgot trader and CE
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>>167815280
>60 people
That just says to me it's filled with shitters who're there for the toys and not for any actual RP
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>>167815280
>>167821916
>read the pasta from last thread about baystation
>join the server and observe as ghost to see what it's actually like
>shift has been going on for 3 hours
>everyone is in the kitchen eating and sitting at tables while telling each other stories
>nothing seems to be wrong on the station
>10 minutes pass and someone finally gets a call about an emergency
>the one person leaves and everyone continues talking in character
>"'Nother round, bartender."

Surreal.
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>>167796905
>See this guy running down the hallway
>He has nothing but what you can see
>He waves, and says hi to you

What do you do?
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>>167822168
wow, people having fun doing something that isn't wanton cold blooded murder?
how very, very strange indeed
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>>167822269
Eat my creatine pill and w-w-whjip out my lube extinguisher
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is there an easy way to spawn mechs on the testserb?
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>>167822664
type spawn in the pink bar at the bottom
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>>167822664
Stop using the test serb, it's shit
Download the code and host your own instead
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REMINDER that there is an EASY bug UNFIXED RIGHT NOW that lets you MOVE TWICE AS FAST
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
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>>167823035
REMINDER to NOT make fun of ME for MESSING UP THE LINK as I am STUPID
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/13403
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

Daily Reminder do be aware of pressure differentials, and to thank the Atmospherics crew for Creating huge pressure differentials that kill you keeping you safe!
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Fastest record for clown beating?
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Is it possible to stop daily hair damage?
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>>167823457

holy shit that is fucking terrifying
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>>167824140
No this is.
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>>167823457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1A_yFvQdhQ

>Atmos tries to set up the TEG
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>finally get AI for newscasting
>ordered by captain on NT default to not tell anybody about anything suspicious
>so much suspicious shit that would make good articles
Diggity darnit.
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>>167824701
Who is the bird
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>>167824894
Senaat
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>All of security knocking on telesci's door
>One rune cast later they're all dead or in crit

HOW DID YOU DO IT?
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Why is it possible for a map that gets 3 votes to win over the map that gets 16 votes?

Remove this weighted shit.
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>>167825095
Blood boil
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>>167825095
because it's not a balanced game mode and unless you literally have some kind of severe learning disability you can snowball out of control pretty easily
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>>167825112
Because no one wants to play on the other shitty stations and the mappers are massively butthurt
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>>167825204
>>167825167
>>167825095
>RD becomes captain at roundstart
game over
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>>167825316
>no captain
>traitor takes captain job immediately
erry time
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>>167823457
Here's the thing about pressure differences.
In this game, you take your infinite gas tap that generates a patently ridiculous amount of mols of gas for free each second.
You hook it up to your unobtainium pipes that support an infinite amount of pressure and never burst.
You pump it into your gas chamber, made out of clear panes of ordinary glass that can withstand temperatures above the sun's.
You build up a retarded amount of heat and pressure inside your ghetto glass cube, with more millions of liters of fuel and oxygen being generated constantly.
Then you just pipe it back out (don't worry, your magic pipes are certified perfectly insulated as well!) and cram it all into your infinite storage capacity magic unbreakable canister that you bent into shape with your hands (by the way, it's also insulated!)
Then you drag the thousands of kilograms of gas to a room and release it. But don't worry, you had your fridge magnet booties on, so you can't even feel a breeze!

Preasure differences in real life are an engineering nightmare to create and/or maintain, that's why they gib you. In this shitty casualized game, they don't even DESERVE to gib you.
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>>167824878
Sorry mate, I didn't want to get outted too soon so I borrowed the RD's PDA to make some pretty broad requests.

I hope you liked what you saw at least.
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>Manage med
>Didn't realise what was going on because med was never really touched
>Go get armed
>Fucking final stand in the cap's office with the CE and an officer
>Bleed out just before the other two ran out of ammo
jesus christ
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>>167825435
scoops are inconsequential if you can't publish them.
If only the station journalist that showed up wasn't a worthless drunk and got the scoop in my stead.
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>>167825412
>Open up door to 100,000Kpa room from 101.3Kpa room
>Everything goes flying
>Body doesnt get ripped away from the magboots.

>Wooden Floor
>Magboots still work
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>>167825095
Lmao this rune just kills literally every non-cultist in the area
Don't worry, cult is a good game mode though
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>>167826790
you actually need a rune array that covers where they will be standing.
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>>167826836
it's AOE
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>>167826836
No, it just murders everyone on the screen, no other work required.
Cultist number requirements are fake as long as you can just generate cultists from the ghost pool for free.
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>>167796905
New Nuklear Approved Asimov Guide
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>>167828145
nuke pls
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There needs to be more space debris and small asteroid fields in space
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I want to hug Avada!
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>>167828849
t. Rin pretending to be Avada
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3501
please reconsider
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>>167828936
That is pretty deep.
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>>167828827
There need to be random single meteor strikes that roll separately from random events.
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>>167829340
Rin is trying to force themselves to the top of the waifu metaclub
They make other wiafus look like self shilling shitters in the thread to gain popularity
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>>167829419
>wiafus
Rina?
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>>167829419
I want to hug Kelly James!

when will i be waifu material
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>>167829487
So what if I am?
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>>167829615
You always will remain a shit waifu if you keep neglecting research.
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>was trying to rally other clowns tp ;ead us to victory against mimes
>trying to remember boreals fuckign speech from DoW 2 to edit it to make it sound more clownish as it already is a fucking joke
>gunned down by lone sci or genetics fag dunno who
>[Crippling Honk]
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>>167829885
>shit player
fix'd
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>>167829948
yeah some shit sci player was gunning down all the clown players for some reason
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>clown forcing incredible amounts of alcohol down the wizards throat
>drags them to medbay then attaches the wizard to an IV of booze
>proceeds to loot the wizard as he falls into a coma
incredible
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>>167829497
when you stop forcing it
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>>167830212
thats the only time i've forced it but ok :(
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>>167830193
>two heads decide to borg the sleeping mage
>both die in agony
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>tfw hos
>find pocket goblin on wiz i murdered
>have adventure to botany to plant some clown seeds
>have no idea what these do
>takes forever, we eventually resort to just messing around while we wait
>suddenly clowns
>suddenly the botanist is dead under a tide of cluwnes
>theyre coming for me
>diona plants more pods as i run out, chased by the cluwnetide
>die

pic related
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>Watch the clown get the wizard drunk
>Right when the wizard passes out, the clown screams "THIS WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG!"
>Strips him naked and puts on his clothes
>Walks away

Clown, you were the real MVP.

Another highlight
>Scumbag acting HoS nagging all round about the wizard walking around doing nothing
>Salad levels reaching new heights
>Wizard gets his hands removed after passing out, mindswaps the acting HoS later on
>Wizard then tells him to run as he limps around as he fires at him with the lawbringer
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Why can't pain just write the actual ban reason? Instead he makes himself look worse than Celt with how he acts like he's the protector of /vg/ or something.

Literally just say "this is a rule 0 ban because I don't like you" don't pretend it's anything more. The sarca comparison was done by Celt too and didn't fit then either.

Pain did the same thing with morena, he doesn't actually explain why he bans someone. It's pretty much the Kolith bee movie script ban with how unhelpful it is.
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>>167830351
I should've gunned you down the second you told me the hand-less "wizard" took a shot at you. If only I was smarter.
I was telling the truth when I was RP-ing about learning magic from you and I was horrified when I learned they cut your hands off. This is a research station, after all.
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>roll CMO with heads set to none
>check roster
>one security, no other heads
>I feel sweat begin in the nape of my neck as I see a horde of grey shirts and no silicons listed
>fly out of medical with a beaker of thermite, NOT TODAY GREYSHIRTS
>zip into assistant storage and grab a welder
>race to the bridge
>clown starts following me outside medical
>[Sweating intensifies]
>misses his pie throw just past cargo
>entering bridge when the lone security officer follows me in
>get to the captain's quarters
>reach for my beaker of thermite
>Don't have it
>security officer is sweating as the roboticist outside the HoP's becomes irrate
>race back to chemistry and run all the way back with the beaker
>roboticist has gotten through the window and the r-table and is starting on the bridge r-wall
>thermite into CQ
>no wrench for table
>barter access for wrench for roboticist
>shoo roboticist out into hall and reestablish table barrier after I promote the security officer to acting HoS
>Chemist with bloody PJs walks up to the roboticist waiting at the desk
"I'M GOING TO STAB YOU"
>The madman actually does
>roboticist yackety-saxes for a solid 3 minutes as I gave him and myself access
>grab hop's e-gun and taze him
>stunlock him and drag him into a brig cell, roboticist follows me into brig
>can't set the timers because lel equipment power failing :^)
>the maniac stands up and tries to shiv me
>flee into warden's office and the armoury looking for cuffs as the roboticist yakcety-saxes around the brig
>HoS is in the armoury gearing up
>inform him of the madman in his lobby and return to the warden's office with the HoS
>he's smashed all the brig lights
>we're running around in the dark looking for him
>he ambushes the HoS in the luxury cell bathroom
>literally nope out of the brig
>go to bridge because the captain has arrived
>explain to captain
>HoP enters his office as I explain the hole in his office, the captain's quarters and the bloody screwdriver
... cont.
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>all this shit going on all round
>while i just hide in kitchen and make food for everyone, including the wizard
>pass it around as people are being murdered in the hallways and clowns are ripping my coworkers apart
>the clowns bang at my doors and counter for a long time but eventually give up
>bake cookies
>farm chickens
>chicken fillet and burgers for the chaplain requesting it
>keep one chick alive and put it in my pocket
>walk outside, everyone is dead, the station is depressurized and clowns litter the halls
>hand chicken fillet to anyone that passes, most are near-death or dead
>stroll onto shuttle
>feed chicken fillet to the chaplain as he sits dead in a chair
>hand chicken fillet to anyone wearing a clown costume as they're assaulted and desperately try to revive themselves
>unharmed
>arrive at centcomm with absolutely no fucking clue what happened at all
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>>167830615
Well, that explains why you seemed a bit out of it when I bumped into you in my office.
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>new trialmins will be known tomorrow

are you afraid of the darkest timeline?
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>>167830740
4 spots, 4 applicants.
Not gonna be much of a surprise.
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>>167830782
There would have been 5 applicants but the metaclub shut me down
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>>167830782
why didn't you apply then, why did you let this happen
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>>167830898
*6
Salamandooo applied as well, but got denied.
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>>167830961
I honestly considered it.
But then I realized I still value the shred of sanity I have left.
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>>167830615
>I basically say "Ayy, senpai here's your spare and here's your egun HoP. I'm gonna go setup the power."
>Captain thanks me and I scurry off to engineering to lo- borrow the CE's gear for the engine
>bunch into atmos tech that I didn't know we had in engineering
>ask what he's up to
>"Power I guess"
>...more specifically?
>"Starting a fire!"
>I wasn't sure if this was a Dark Knight reference or if he was just an autismopherics tech
>ask him to cool plasma for SME while I handle piping
>he agrees
>pipe SME, fill collectors with pisswarm, half-full tanks until the atmos guy shows up
>notice plasma particles in the SME chamber
>oh I better turn the scrubber o-
>I didn't set a tag on the scrubber so there's a list of 600 scrubbers
>Zip into the chamber with the shard cookin' to set the frequency
>surely I'll be fine, I have mesons and magboots and the CE's excellent RIG s-
You're weakened.
You're weakened.
Crit
Die
>lay dead for 5 minutes before I see atmos tech at the SME control room
>flash lights
>he says "yeah yeah, I know"
>proceeds to SME room
>puts inflatable door down to stop chamber breach
>steps in
Triston Harris was weakened.
>wew lad
>we both lay dead staring at this sheer shitshow
>luckily I have my suit sensors maxed because I'm the CMO :^)
>...right
>45 minutes pass...
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>>167830963
>Salamandooo
I have no idea who that is other than they post in discord

>>167830898
We already have memebones we're full up on decisions we regret.
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>>167830502
>I was RP-ing about learning magic from you
>This is a research station, after all.

Wizards are the sworn enemies of NT and all NT personnel.

RP-wise, if you aren't a trader, you are expected to kill them on sight or you're doing it wrong.
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>>167831197
reminds me of that bullshit last night where the players didn't care a wizard was killing his target/sec/the heads of staff

then he started killing them.
then they started caring.
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>>167831031
>Station Time: 13:20
>a paramedic glances at a crew monitoring console after an hour of lights flickering
>[Medical] "oh hey there's a bunch of corpses in the SME room."
>oh man this paramedic is going to die just like us
>start taking bets in ghostchat to see whether he'd make it
>suddenly, SME delamination alarm goes off
>what, it was only creeping by like .5 degrees there's no way it's overheating
>fly over to the SME chamber
>it's on fire
>wat
>our bodies are gone
>wat x 2
>jump to body
>I'm in telescience
>the pieces click together in my head
>teleporters spit sparks
>there was plasma and oxygen in the SME chamber
RIP
Pros of the round :
Exciting
Cucked Saigon Sam out of a hug

Cons:
Lost ID
Clownfucked
wallbanged on shuttle
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>>167831097
I'll be honest, idk who the people that applied are
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>>167831327
what hug is this
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>>167831197
But what if my static is a trader but works on space stations for cash occasionally?
Checkmate
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>>167831327
so that explains why the SME started delaminating just after I hit the button on the teleporter...
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>>167808412
Reinforced floors and IEDs do the trick. I usually do this if there's no CMO.

>>167811616
Doesn't activated charcoal function the same way?
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>>167808582
>>167808412
for some funny reason people thought it'd be a bad idea to give virologists unfettered access to limitless viruses.

ask the CMO/borgs/HoP/Captain
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>>167830740
is this confirm?
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>>167832487
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/modules/reagents/reagents/vg.dm
Here's what charcoal does every tick:
>Removes 1.5 of every reagent except charcoal and blood
>Heal 1 toxin damage
>Puke at a 5% chance, which will remove ALL charcoal
Water-potass and smoke will do those things instantly (mind that some things are REALLY BAD IN SMOKE)
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>>167831197
Well, I did tell the acting head of security that if they feel so strong about it, they can execute the wizard that was doing nothing but shitty magic tricks for the crew. I gave permission.

Also, rate my cryomix.
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>>167832487
Activated charcoal is gradual, (slightly) harder to get, and makes you vomit
Waterpot is instant
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How do we fix cult
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>>167832862
We could make ghost summoning require total darkness to stop infinite diona ghost summoning but I feel that there are far more issues with cult.
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>>167832964
it needs to be more edgy and less memeful
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>>167832862
>>167832964
Step one:
>Remove Summon Ghost
Step two:
>Slightly buff certain other underused runes

Manifest Ghost is the worst thing about cult. A single human with a medibot can sustain two or three ghosts indefinitely.
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>>167832964
The cult loses the overwhelming majority of the time. It doesn't need nerfs.
Source: http://stats.ss13.moe/globalstats?timespan=all

Actually, nearly all antags lose most of the time
But team antags should be closer to even, at least
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>>167832862
>>167832964
>>167833184

You guys are thinking about it the wrong way!

Instead of removing features, rebalance.

Only one manifested ghost per cultist allowed at a time.

DONE.

No more ghost armies possible. Piece of cake.
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>>167833204
>its about winning and losing
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>>167832862
>dude what if we like put cthulhus in space
how about we frisbee it from a high elevation and acknowledge that mistakes were made
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>>167832862
Cult is about Old Republic Sith recruitment.

Literally send in a bunch of dudes with Lightsabres to turn the station to the Dark Side :^)
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>>167830467
t. solarious
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>>167832964
or maybe just disable/nerf the light regeneration for dionaea when summoning ghosts.
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>>167833668
This is the endgame of manifest ghost "balancing": To make it not an unstoppable way for the culters to win so long as they have shittle recalling, you'd have to nerf it into being obnoxious as hell and overcomplex and plain unfun to use.

Just skip the shit and remove the damn rune and buff other runes.
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>>167833668
>Send ghost
>400 health unstunnable mob with e-sword
>Ghost dies
>Ghost respawns
>New 400 health unstunnable mob with e-sword
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>>167831097
>>Salamandooo
Surfer.
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>>167833204
>The cult loses the overwhelming majority of the time. It doesn't need nerfs.

>thinking that has anything to do with how OP the cult is and not with the complexity of it as well as general retardery like getting caught trying to robust the chaplain 10 minutes in with a paper in your bag or just having an accidental singuloose
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>>167834373
>you'd have to nerf it into being obnoxious and overcomplex and unfun

No, just limit it to one ghost at a time.

>>167834703
It shouldn't fucking be 400 health and unstunnable.

Bonus points if the manifested ghost you send is weaker than usual if you do it too soon after having already made one.

This isn't rocket science, guys. Rebalancing is not difficult.
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>>167835208
>It shouldn't fucking be 400 health and unstunnable.
It technically isn't. It has the same health as a human, but "unstunnable" means "even in crit it will walk towards you hell hath no fury" and cult armour is 50 laser and melee protection
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>>167835208
Spelling your plan out in fine detail to some asshurt/validhungry spook and praying that they keep the mission in mind, then sending him out for the sole advantage of accomplishing your goals while you're jerking your pud in space, not even able to monitor the bastard while he goes about and does things on-station

that doesn't sound like a pleasant rune to use. I use it because it is OP as sin; I can recognize that it should not exist.
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>>167835303
Well that's silly as fuck.

There are tons of easy solutions to this though. My first thought off the top of my head is making the "manifested ghost" produce a nonhuman mob controlled by the ghost, like a shade or something.

No more wearing clothes and wielding weapons, no more using stun talismans, and way fewer hitpoints.

Alternatively, they could just be regular skellingtons instead of unstunnable humans, so they'd have skellington vulnerabilities and slowness to deal with.

>>167835420
>not even able to monitor the bastard while he goes about and does things on-station

It's like you've never heard of astral projection.

Which, by the way, is even stronger of a tool since it lets you know what literally everyone is saying, and doing. Literal omniscience.
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>>167835614
If you ghost they dust nigga. I've experienced this before. Are you arguing about things you have never tried?
>>
Make Surfer Girl an admin!
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>>167835673
And wohoah man, now you're suggesting that the spooks come into being as shitty skellingtons. Do you want to literally kill fun? I already told you this is the endgame of manifest balancing and yet you continue on with making it supremely (less fun|more frustrating) to use.
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>>167835673
I did this just the other day and they didn't dust.

>>167835780
>now you're suggesting that the spooks come into being as shitty skellingtons

No, i'm not. I'm saying it's one of many, many routes rebalancing could go in just as a random example.

Your reading comprehension skills need work, friend.

The point is, removing a feature that could easily still have a place in the game with some minor tweaking would be stupid.
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>>167802516
A communist gimmick in which he becomes a head with equal power than the rest with the title of "general Secretary for Education"

He would have to print Communist Manifestos and do rousing speeches from time to time, as well as reporting dissent
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>>167825095
Who is this qt
>>
>>167835773
Why
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>>167827068
yes, let me just assemble my 2 other manifested ghosts after drawing my manifest rune and draw my blood boil rune as well, and then hope the ritual doesn't backfire and make my manifest rune explode. All while security is standing in the room and watching.

Don't you dare try to act like blood boil is anything but insanely situational.
>>
>Head borers can no longer secrete hyperzine, anti-toxin, charcoal, leporazine, inaprovaline, kelotane, or dermaline. Head borers can also no longer unlock the sober gene or X-ray gene for their host.
>Head borers can now unlock a new ability that allows them to channel chemicals constantly in order to give themselves and their hosts night vision.
Oh boy, here we go
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>>167837369
What does Night vision give that mesons already don't?
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>>167836109
Not sure what the hell you were doing but I just tried it at the thunderdome and the ghost dusted when I astralled.

But anyway. Here's the bare basics on what Manifest Ghost lets you do, setting aside the whole "400 hp of asswrecking":
1. Bypass cultist count requirements for multi-cultist runes, most notably for Tear Reality
2. Permit you to use a renewable proxy to effect changes on the station while you remain in a secure location.

Bypassing the count defeats the purpose of having a count in the first place for shit like Summon Cultist and Tear Reality. And using a proxy to effect change from safety is, I argue, not fun for the cultist and not fun for the people who have to deal with the damn thing. So you can say that you can "fix" it but it's fundamentally bogus, and effort put into attempting to fix Manifest Ghost would be put to better use fixing runes that see little use as is (Resurrect, I'm looking at you), or just creating a brand spanking new rune spawned from an idea unrelated to manifest.
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>>167837432
Mesons only let you see turfs in darkness, they don't let you see objects or mobs.
>>
>Left B. Hind finally made it to the shuttle

wew
>>
>Patient is dead 34% blood, internal bleeding, fracture in the head, ruptured lungs
>Wants to clone him
>Mental Interface Failure
>Alright you dipshit, I'll defib you
>Against all odds, it works

Thanks for making me a better doctor
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>>167838059
I wasnt in body when you did the clone. I hit the button just before you defib'd
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>>167838059
Cloning him would be a better idea at that point.
>>
>get hit by the explosion
>got myself regeneration perk by doing genetics and cargo and just wouldn't die
It all paid off.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbTn_IjmUFc

Here is how nettle soup is made.
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>>167838113
Well I did a powegay thing by fixing up his body while he was bleeding to death, he died (again), then I attached an IV drip to him and feed him Dex+ until the shuttle arrived.

Somehow we made it.
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can anyone tell me where to find a unused slime extract please?
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>>167839282
Put a slime into the slime processor.
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>>167839282
the people that make slimes and slime extracts
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>>167839571
>>167839557
>slime into the slime processor.

thanks
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>>167839642
no, thank you
now i know what my target's objective is
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>>167816138
hmmm i literally played as a stick figure in tg yesterday too
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Why is Baystation so fucking SLOW? Seriously it feels choppy as fuck
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>>167841005
ur just bad sempai
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>>167839743
did you bolt your doors?
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>no fruit can no longer roll vox plants
why?, if vox niggers can roll our plants let our botanists also roll vox plants

unfair as fuck
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Head borers are now useless
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>>167837369
>>167841623
Borer fags on suicide watch
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>>167841623
>head borers are absurdly overpowered
>get reeled in to be in line with the rest of borer stuff and not insane
>useless
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>>167841326
Faggot it actually takes ages to move, have you even played there?
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>>167841005
>>167841942
Its because they have a different tick rate than us. Our game updates its processes (move for example but life and everything else as well) faster than other servers.

It's a performance issue. It's easier on the server to run everything slower but it feels less smooth.
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>>167841936

>In line with the rest
>chest borer is now absurdly versatile and strong and will be the default
>arm is still somewhere between ok and eat all of the salt in the bar tier
>head is now a complete joke along with what leg has always been

Chest was already the second best, now it was just thrust into the number one spot.
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remove hyperzine when?
really, it's just a powergayman tool to bypass needed penalties, you aren't supposed to walk with your magboots always turned on

kinda shit that this will fuck over with xenoarchs because their suits still have the slowdown, but i think it would be okay to remove the xenoarch suit slowdown
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>>167841942
>>167841005
>/vg/ kiddies trying to play on the patrician serbs
Loving every laugh. Just stick to your deathmatch shithole, kids, nobody wants you on bay.
>>
Is there a nice concise list somewhere of recent bans?
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What does slime jelly do?
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>>167843976
kinda toxic
but has a small chance to heal organ damage
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>>167843273
how about, instead of removing hyperzine but then having to remove all the things hyperzine solved, you just fuck off.

>>167843841
check the OP dork
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>survived when it was the traitor goal to assassinate me
Well, that was unexpected.

Also, what does neurotoxin do, exactly ?
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>>167841942
ur just bad
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Had fun teaching you how to tide Ivan, there is the soul of a natural born tidal master in ya.
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>>167841005
Their standard tickrate is at 0.9, ours is at like, 0.2.
Also, they walk and run like half as fast as we do, and their code just runs slowly in general for some reason.
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>>167844417
>check the OP dork
No matter how hard I look, there still isn't anything like what I asked for in the OP.

Try again?
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>more and more shitters are getting banned
Now it's time for Yred
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>>167844419
Knocks you out

I want to roll traitor roboticist, get someone to go in a PDA and stick it in a medical bot loaded with something like this and hope it doesn't kill me so I can watch it spam the healing quotes as people die
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>>167844604
>Ctrl-f bans
>apears in the OP

Shiver me fucking timbers, you a particularly dense motherfucker aintcha?
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>>167844604
there's a bans page on the website
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>want to give librarian stuff
>don't know how to code it
>"I know, I'll add the ability to read out loud. That shouldn't be too hard"
>start trying to decipher the code
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>>167844664
>under heading "nostalgia", implying to an observer who wasn't already familiar with the content that it's old stuff that is no longer relevant.

Shiver your own timbers, m80.
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>>167844741
ur just bad
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>>167844741
>No matter how hard I look, there still isn't anything like what I asked for in the OP.

A pirate that can't read yet posts so well is a marvelous, if stupid, sight.
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I took apart one of the machine fabricators following the wiki, replaced all the bits with better bits... and everything cost about 20% more than it did before I did this.
Kinda confused on why.
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>>167844632
Alright, but I didn't understand, I reported the chef for having neurotoxin in his food, and then Sec sent me a message "Neurotoxin is just a drink"

What does it mean ?
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>>167844487
Chaos undivided bless.
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>>167844889
Sec was being dicks like usual. That or they didn't know you can put it in other stuff in which case why were they playing sec.
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>>167844842
Roundstart exofabs and maybe other fabs start with one extra cost-reducing part than the exofabs that you can create from scratch.
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>>167845028
Ah thanks. So I shouldn't upgrade them or I should just upgrade everything but the cost?
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>>167844889
We've had some pretty inexperienced sec players this morning and I don't know why.
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>>167844931
I mean, that's what happened
>chef comes and ask for unstable mutagen
>sure
>chef comes and ask for sleep tox
>lol no
>mime comes and suggests to analyse the baguette
>8u nutriment, 8u neurotoxin
>really makes you think.png
>sent two message to sec
>no answers, 10 minutes later "we're working on it"
>10 minutes later "neurotoxin is just a drink"

Then I kinda afked after doing some basic surgeries. Oh, and a sec guy kept having infractus and instantly died each time we revived him.

>Oh, don't fix it doctor, it's not worth the hassle
>[officier name here] seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
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>>167832862
>1
remove ghosts
>2
remove research
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>>167844889
Neurotoxin is literally a drink. An alcoholic beverage.
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>>167811223
unrobust shitters go home
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>>167845064
Print an RPED and use that to upgrade your boxes.
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>>167845153
>no answers, 10 minutes later "we're working on it"
I gave you an answer as soon as you messaged me, because I'd dispatched the other officer to it just before you did.
>10 minutes later "neurotoxin is just a drink"
See >>167845204

>Oh, and a sec guy kept having infractus and instantly died each time we revived him.
Fractures after every defib come from low blood.
The constant dying after every defib came from the chef's special sauce poison.

Get a reagent scanner from R&D, or a chemwiz PDA cartridge (like I did) and scan the bodies. Clear them with water+potassium if they're poisoned.
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>>167845323
I scanned him, he only had heart trauma. We ended up cloning him.

And I didn't really understood your answer at first, since it would seem neurotox is harmful. But no hard feelings, I lived so I consider you did your job well.
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>>167845204
It's a drink that stuns you and silences you for a while.
It's a shitty thing to put into food, and the chef should have lynched for it.
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>>167845480
Nah, it's not harmful. It knocks you out for a bit, less than chloral hydrate I think. A bad guy could use it as window to catch someone off guard, but apart from that it's harmless.
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>>167845602
Chef was a tator anyway.
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How do i become the good engineer? What should i do (besides rebuilding all ghetto and making makeshift weapons)?
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>>167845730
You could try reworking the station and making new rooms, basic maintnance aside.
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>>167845662
And this somehow mitigates security being incompetent and letting an antag intentionally serve laced food?
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>>167845942
*shrugs*
I did my job reporting him and curing people. As long as I stayed in medbay he couldn't reach me.
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>>167845730
>weapons
No you piece of shit
YOU BUILD
as soon as an atmos or power alert pops up(you can check them anywhere from your pda) you head over and you fix it

In the downtime you improve the station(new rooms, fixing empty rooms, etc)
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Am I human?
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REVERT (((PEACEKEEPERS)))
BLUE IS DISGUSTING, THE NAME MAKES ME ANGRY ENOUGH TO GO POO POO IN MY BIG BOY DIAPERS, THE BORGS THEMSELVES AREN'T ACTING ANY DIFFERENTLY
THIS IS A CLEAR SIGN OF TG INFOGEES INFLUENCING OUR SERVER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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>>167846140
You can complain about it on the github
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>>167846209
I DID YOU DUMBFUCK, SNEAKY CODERS MERGED IT ANYWAY
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>>167846279
Calm down Aisla
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>>167845942
I arrested his ass for a second for serving it. I really don't care if a chef laces french food with muscle relaxants to promote his italian food.
Long as it don't harm people, it don't matter.
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Oh God Bay is amazing, I'm dropping /vg/ for life fuck this Hippie shithole. The Torch is the future of ss13
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>>167846573
don't you get tired of posting this every day?
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>>167846057
>>167845931

Well i guess, i just thought that engineers make some tools for suicide when bored. How do i react to...strange individuals?
Like im in a maint, trying to open ghetto bar's drink cabinet and failig because i don't know how or im in space lubing up the solars and some guy walks up to me, slaps my ass and says "hey bro, nice suit, might if i take a peek inside"?
Like there is no agression but that fag shouldn't be here and if he has permission to be here he shouldn't come close to me for no reason, or he's a clown, what do? Just wait untill he starts eating me and then think "at least i got my arpi"?

And how do i expand dongs? Simply walk outside of station, build room and then destroy wall and build door(and then fuck with wires and everything for the rest of the round)?
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>>167846573
this tbqh
bay's a better server at this point
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>>167846140
Frogposting will get you nowhere, scum
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>>167846839
t. buttmad validhunting powergamer
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>>167825112
>New maps get added
>People on average just want to play Box
>Other maps never get played so they never get improved
Random Weighted means it gets played as often as its voted for. So maps like Deff get about 10-20% of the votes each round and they get played about 10-20% of the time.
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>>167825112
>I don't understand probabilities halp
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>>167847432
>>167847509
You guys misunderstand. It's rhetorical. I'm saying the other maps suck and majority vote indicates we should never have to play them when very, very few people actually want to.

Doesn't matter how much the get improved, their base designs are shit.
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This is the best server
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>>167847678
>waaaaaaah why is it not box i waant box
Go fuck yourself. Just because you can't memorize everything on Deff/Meta to aid powergaming faggotry doesn't mean they're bad.
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>>167847754
niggers
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>>167847831
subhuman low IQ hippie fag has no argument for why a station where people act like actual human beings and crew on a spaceship is better than deathmatch LOL FAGS KEK CLOWN HONK XD manchild fuckfest servers
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>>167847971
playing pretend is autistic for furries
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>>167847971
please stop you're not rping in the certified bay way™
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>>167847971
Bay has clown however
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>>167847754
>>167847971
Not the other guy, and I'm actually here thinking of getting into this game.

Been eyeing /vg/Station, Baystation and /tg/Station, where would you say is a good place to get acquainted?
Each server feels either like it's just random shit happening, or role-playing to a degree where I'm just inevitably going to fuck up, thinking something is out of the ordinary while it's perfectly normal, or the other way around.
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>>167847754
fuck off
this is 4chan where we talk about the /vg/station ONLY
Go talk about bay on reddit or wherever you shit eathing BR niggers like to do that
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>>167848102
>>167848191
>>167848283
>autistic hippie deathmatch faggots have no argument, only insults

So it's agreed, Bay and it's offshoots like Polaris and Urist are the masterrace, and /vg/, Hippie and TG are india-tier shitholes.
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>>167848403
not an argument
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>>167848102
the torch is 99% human, occasionally a Vox shows up

>>167848191
Admins are lenient as fuck, stop believing what redditors say

>>167848203
It's in the code but not normally choosable

>>167848280
/vg/ is actually alright for learning the game, if you want to go lower RP head to TG and Paradise (you will meet furfags), if you want to go higher go to Bay and Polaris (Polaris is snowflake) or you can stick to /vg/

>>167848283
kill yourself, /vg/ frequently shows up on reddit

>>167848403
this

>>167848426
dude where's your argument?
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>>167848280
>/tg/station
Relatively casual, from what I've seen one of the biggest player bases, and not too bad from what I've seen. I don't play here too much.
>Bay
Well, since you're new you won't have to play the big game of pretend that's required.
Basically they take roleplay (too) seriously, and you're forced to do as if you didn't know how to do stuff.
But if you like a slower, more rp-oriented experience, it's good.
>/vg/station
The perfect middleground, with people ready to roleplay, but where it's not mandatory.
Also, most of the time there will be someone in your departement willing to teach you the basics if you ask nicely.
Cons : very prone to drama and infested with /pol/sters
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>>167847806
Those are pretty reasonable assumptions, but the truth is I just don't like their layout and how poorly placed a lot of integral things and departments are in relation to others, and there's a ton of very unnecessary dead maintenance space.

I'm not a powergamer and actually enjoy memorizing new things if they're good and worthwhile, but I can't prove it so believe what you want.
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>>167848280
You're more likely to be banned on /vg/station for being new than the other two. There's a reason why the thread reccomends new players download 20gb of source code and host their own solo server to learn SS13 than actually join a round. Avoid like the plague (unless you're banned from the other servers and have nowhere else to go like a lot of /vg/ players)

Both other servers, baystation and TG are quite friendly if you let admins and players in game know you're new to things. A good thing to do might be to observe some rounds and players to get a feel of what it's like before joining, and I reccomend your first job be robotics because:
You learn item interaction
Everything you need to do the job is located in your lab
No critical jobs on your part need completing
Science departments usually draw a lot of experianced players who don't have anywhere to run around the station to either.

Most of all, just try and have fun too and don't be afraid to say hi to other spessmen for the hell of it IC - survival in spess is a team effort most of the time, after all.
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>>167848607
>>167848614
Thanks Anons! Got a previous engagement for today, but might drop in a few days.
Seems a bit odd though that /tg/'s station would be the least RP heavy.
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>>167848607
>Bay and Polaris
>Polaris is snowflake
kek
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>>167848697
Metaclub isn't played enough to make a lasting impression on me.
Deff has a nice feel to it, kindoff a station on its way to become a total derelict, like a shadow of its former self.
Only problem is that maint is 60% of the map, with ton of interesting hidden stuff like advanced welder, zombies, space bats, even spiders, and it's never explored and way too easy to get lost in.
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>>167848860
>/tg/
No. TG. They have no connection to 4chan or the board that is their namesake, and are traditionally the go-to Leddit station alongside Hippie.
It's basically a deathmatch there, minimal-RP, basically just a 30 minute game of TTT.
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>>167848860
/tg/station distances itself from Traditional Games about as much as Baystation distances itself from Bay12.

Urist is the real Bay12 server.
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>>167848614
>The perfect middleground, with people ready to roleplay, but where it's not mandatory.
What server are you playing on nigger?
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>>167848940
But /vg/ shows up on reddit quite often too.
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>>167848975
have you tried appealing or did you get upset because nobody came to sit in the bar with you?
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>>167849004
Maybe you should fuck off back to your circlejerk shithole and stop posting here then, faggot.
Also, provide evidence.
>>
@167849047

Weakest bait for yous I've seen yet
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>>167849051
t. redditor
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>>167849051
I'm merely providing a fact.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Pjb3005[/spoile]
And there's nothing inherently wrong with reddit, fag.
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>>167849102
so is that a no to the first and a yes to the last?
>>
Why is Rin sutch a shitty waifu?
Why do people pander to her?
>>
>>167849156
Oh it's the shitcoder eurocuck that made Secborgs into Peacekeepers
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>>167849210
What're you going to do about it?
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>>167849156
>nothing inherently wrong with reddit
You have to go back
Reddit is nothing more than a festering shithole filled with echo rooms for different communities, it's /pol/, taken to the absolute maximum; Safe spaces for everyone where you're bullied and derided if you don't tow the board's line.
Now fuck off.
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>>167849262
t. redditor
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>>167849226
She will be banned soon
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>>167848931
That's pretty much my viewpoint as well. I've seen metaclub rarely and I don't really like it, but every time I see it again i'd forgotten what I don't like about it because it's been so long each time.

Deff is just too big, too much maint, and the layout of the departments in relation to each other is ass.
>>
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/13903
REMINDER - REMINDER
HARDSUITS WILL SLOW YOU DOWN SOON
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>>167850206
Why?
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>>167850779
Why contain it?
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>>167850206
Good. We need more balance, because when the only hyperzine junkies are plants and doctors, there's a fucking problem.

Also, hyperzine being a fatal poison to dionae when? Make plants slow again. If you want to play your powergay plant person, you should have to deal with the disadvantages, not just go up to chem and go 'GIB 100u HYPER BLS'.
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>>167850206
They already do
But shoes fuck it up
Don't ask
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>>167848280
/vg/ is the best for this in my opinion as someone who has been playing for maybe 2 month
OOC chat is generally helpful if you have basic questions, admins have always simply helped me when the few times I asked a stupid question like ''why can't I get off this chair?'', it runs well compared to the others except TG (which feels about the same as far as laggyness), you can actually try playing as a Borg without having to wait like 20 days and in general I have nothing to complain about really. Its race selection is pretty boring I guess.

It seems to have issues with shuttles being constantly called and recalled but I just ignore the shuttle until it arrives or things are obviously actually bad enough to warrant it now
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>>167851078
>powergay plant person
lmao just push and welder them three times, or somatoray twice. Easiest race to TKO
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Wish I had more time, everyone was so busy with AI CITY that I had to break into every place for materials.
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>>167851506
also forget to mention people are generally willing to teach you in-game but i prefer to ask after i die since half the times i asked another player while alive they lured me somewhere and killed me
also it has the best ui
>>
>chillin' in robotics
>miner: hey roboticist i got ya 450 sheets of plasteel
>AI CITY!
>AI CITY!
>AI CITY!
thanks Antonio for not murdering me on cold, and rolling with the gimmick instead
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>>167851867
dirty vox
>>
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>>167849262
>Reddit is nothing more than a festering shithole filled with echo rooms for different communities
like /vg/, but with upvotes instead of (You)s
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>>167852189
(you)
>>
:)
nice work, whoever did this
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>>167852189
Except that one 4chan I get every post in a sequential order so that I can actually read the entire thread and not epic memes that have been upvoted.
At least in this echo chamber I will see that unpopular opinion instead of having it hidden at the bottom.
>>
OOC: AvoidCrab: I just joined hi guys how is your morning are you enjoying life?

OOC: Small_Boss: FUCK YOU
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>>167850206
>>167851078

/vg/ is low RP to high RP, action orientated server. Slowing people down is counter-intuitive.

Stop shitting up the server nuclear, you hardly even play the fucking game, go back to paradise
>>
How does Emilia get away with shittery and never get banned?
>>
>>167852652
log them breaking rules
make forum post

or keep meming in the thread
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>>167852652
The only way to get banned here is to murderbone someone, plasma flood or do something equally retarded as non-antag.
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>>167852269
As a janitor, i dissaprove.
Everything must be clean.
Everything buts be bright.

pls add battering ram upgrade for janicart
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>>167853030
There is nothing better than rolling into a really tense situation with your janicart to clean the floors and then leaving again while the bodies hit the floor
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>>167853030
>Everything butts be bright.
BUTTBOT FLASHLIGHT UPGRADE WHEN
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>>167852480
ock in ock, ban he
>>
What job has the most to do before you end up just dicking around?
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>>167853778
Clown
setup is everything [/spoiler ]
>>
What's the purpose of Virologist?

>only one job slot
Be sure to cure that virus from the other non-existant virologist!

>only 2 beneficial virus symptoms
One of them gives you a light, the other makes medicine in your body. Literally everything else will fucking murder the whole station.
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>>167853778
Assistant
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>>167853892
classic oliver
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>>167853939
They literally spawn in dicking around
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>>167853778
Torch Engineer
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>>167853987
Uh, is this a jojos referance?
>>
QUICK, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE AUTISM PROJECT?
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>>167854964
NERFING /VG/CODE BECAUSE I CAN AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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>>167853926
There used to be another symptom that made you spaceproof + unbreakable organs but it was removed.

Also, there a symptom that makes you read minds, another that makes you produce Tricord, another that makes you produce doctor's delight.
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>>167855656
>Tricord
hardly beneficial then
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>>167852326
>At least in this echo chamber I will see that unpopular opinion instead of having it hidden at the bottom.
Nice meme
>>
>>167855656
DD is the medicine one I listed, so there's really like 3 beneficial viruses.
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>>167853926
There's a few other beneficial symptoms.
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>>167856128
Plus glowing like a light.
There's also a "neutral" one (waiting syndrome), so basically you can make a nice virus.

There should either be a bit more beneficial symptoms or virology should be sped up. Right now it's too slow, plus the dish shatters every time and that's not funny.

Or virology (as well as almost all other jobs) could be an actual research things, where you discover "anomalies" that you bring to science where they try to reproduce it and put it in a machine that discovers "theorems" and then send it to engineering that discovers practical uses
>>
>>167856431
There's that one that makes you synthesize honey now, too
>>
Give virologist stuff to fuck with blobs and xenos.
Give him the T-Virus which only affects monkeys and turns them into giga-nigga zombies.
Then he can remove its brain and replace it with his own.
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>>167857668
Virology should be the gayway to zombies, plague rats and necromorphs desu.
>>
>You will never be so hated by literally everyone that you end up banned
>>
>>167803534
how
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>>167853926
Clown name virus is beneficial for antags
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>>167853778
Engineering.
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>>167857991
>tfw banned because everyone hates me
worse feel
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>>167860214
Do you think they're justified in hating you?
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Why is autoborger the most fun game mode?
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We did good ola, good job everyone.
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>badmin gaves you a warning for saying "wtf" IC
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I got banned from Hippie for spawning about 70 monkeys at Escapes. Of course, autists are autists and attacked the monkeys and got killed in the process.

After I got told my punishment and all sort of stuff and yada yada, I left then I got permabanned for leaving during questioning, after which I got told to appeal on the forums. Jamie's a good host but is sure as shit not experienced, and Ander is somewhat of a badmin

I want to be unbanned like Dwright
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>>167857749
>gayway
got that right fucking goon shit
>>
>spend round space exploring
>ask for whichever gun uses .666 after using gooncode but get no response
>die fighting carp cuz they dodged the mateba shots
>see borgs saying something suspicious as ghost, think they're subverted but become bleb before I learn more
>wonder why I'm not seeing any humans trying to fight me and why there's no shuttle call
>after getting all the resource nodes, rush the AI chamber to make a cerebrate there
>there's a fucking autoborger there
>kill the AI and smelelelele

>it was a real milf
>>
Plasteel skull cap implant having the same functionality as a single-use personal airbag when
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>>167860306
I think people are stuck too much in the past and unable to accept apologies, because of that they refuse to see the change in a person.
If my ban was apllied 8 months ago, I'd take it, but it was not.
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>>167860696
Was that jukebox playing the intoxicated autist cover of live and learn?
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>>167860846
>playing hippie
>posting here

Give ckey so I can mirror ban you
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>>167861145
It did, I prayed for the honkmother to get us a emagged juke, either she did or the engie emagged it, dunno.
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>>167860696
man that was nice
i'm glad i got the NT balloon on the arcade machine
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>remake never
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>>167863015
Im going to tell you why remakes don't happen.

Because they either try to get away from 2d, they try to get away from byond into a much harder to code language when the entirety of the code is writen by volunteers and not professionals that will never touch anything even slightly more complicated than c, because time, because money, because everything else has failed and the people who think they can remake the game and try and generaly retards, case in point Supernorn, the artist guy who ended up working in Chucklefish of all places, because he though he was hot shit and could remake ss13.

A remake will never happen, but you have to realize, thats also a good thing. The more "acepting" and "well designed" a game is, the less ridiculous and bizare it can be, it ditches the spirit of ss13 for the sake of realism and babyproofing, its the autism in ss13 that makes it so great.
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>>167863914
my dick in your anus.
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>>167863914
>>167863015
I want a 3d remake with simple polygon/shit textures and local voice chat based upon vicinity with custom hotkeys

Put that shit on steam greenlight with like half the autism ss13 currently has and you'll be rich as fuck
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>>167863015
The main problem of a remake is that ss13 is a really, really vast game.
Notwithstanding general stuff like ZAS or the power, or medicine, it has also unique mechanics for literally everything.

Add to this that most current engines are probably ill-suited for stuff like ZAS and that the game would really be hard to play without the top-down perspective. You need to code basically a new engine JUST for shitty 2d spacemen.

And then BYOND, which is utter shit, becomes suddenly very good. BYOND handles almost all controls, BYOND handles connections and the whole multiplayer aspect, BYOND also handle (if badly) most of the graphics.

SS13 is the result of 13 years of continuous work from dozens and dozens of contributors. It can't be remade by a single guy in his basement. And it can't be remade by a big company neither, because 1) there's not enough players 2) the players are all crazy autists that would immolate themselves if the world knew about their game.
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>>167864163
>3d
And make the game look even worse and have even less items and shit? That won't do anything
>local voice chat based on vincinity
I don't know how else to say how bad that idea it is other than just "no"
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>>167863015
Yeah, too bad DOOMstation creator killed himself after his ego collapsed when he realised he'd done nothing more than resprite DOOM multiplayer

That's why you don't 'code' for fame, let alone fame from a niche spessman server
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>>167864251
you can replace byond with 'insert game engine here'

>>167864320
first person 3d would be tits, how would it look worse and have less items?

>I don't know how else to say how bad that idea it is other than just "no"

It's cool you're not making a remake so your no means nothing kek
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>>167860623
because of the midis
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>>167864251
Yeah, such complex games could never be remade in a modern engine with a friendly UI, made and updated constantly by one person. They'd never have any mechanical depth or be popular with the source. Ever.
Oh wait
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>>167864581
Because nobody would do models and everyone would animate like a beginner on blender, alongside textures being low res.

>voice chat
>not expecting anything but endless screeching, shitposting, meme songs and so on

Its cool you aren't doing anything either.
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>>167864887
it's almost like you glossed over the fact that I said sell it on greenlight, like there would be a community making shit for it instead of a proper developer
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>>167865358
>, like there would be a community making shit for it instead of a proper developer

And have it end up as garry mod.

Because that ended superbly, didn't it anon.
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>>167864810
>Yeah, such complex games could never be remade in a modern engine with a friendly UI, made and updated constantly by one person. They'd never have any mechanical depth or be popular with the source. Ever.
>Oh wait
>Rimworld being complex
>rimworld being a propper dorf fort remake
>rimworld being mechanically deep or even slightly as deep as dorf fort
>rimworld ever being held in the same light as the autism fort that is dorf
>rimworld being anything but a decent game that misses the whole point of dorf while boasting only one z level
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Rocco Leslie is flooding the station with plasma someone get him before it floods
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>>167866350
Thanks famli I'll get him
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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13906
>science lesbian tries to force their fetish hairstyle into the game
only on cutting edge /vg/ code everybody
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there's no point in a remake, why make all the content again? just play the byond version, dummies
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btw niggers are literally animals.
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>>167866508
>complaining about features that don't impact you

Plus that hairstyle is good.
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>>167865769
>hey there's a potential problem sometime in my future
>I shouldn't try solving it, better to shit post and try to bring others down to my level so I don't feel so bad for being a lazy shithead
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>>167866508
there's no need to be mean, let people have their waifus, who gives a damn?
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>>167867092
Im just saying your method is flawed anon, thinking steam community will make ss13 good again when its 3d is a pipedream, its less effort ti just stay 2d.
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>>167866508
>he puts it on his special snowflake character in the screenshots
The cancer is too much, but you know it'll get in because they're friends with all the admins.
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>>167867781
They're not friends with all the admins, what are you even saying
It will probably get merged because there's no real reason not to other than "muh whyfoo bogeyman" (which although is a decent reason it's not enough on its own)
t. admin insider
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/u/station SOON
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>>167869053
How come I'm not allowed to force MY fetish into the game?
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>>167869236
BRING BACK POO
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>>167869053
Scratch that, I want /y/station.
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>>167869910
>/y/
>not /cm/
Get your bara shit out of here
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>>167869910
gaystation when
I want to be beaten by sec officers!
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>>167815719
No.

You do not want this.
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>>167869053
>>167869910
We unironically need this
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>>167870349
which erp server gets put aside for what, then?
dibs on male only vore
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>>167832821
Fuckin kek would ride
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>>167870064
>porn drawned for and by girls
No thanks
Though a mix of /cm/ and /y/ would be pretty good, actually
>>
did goons even have an EU server?
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>>167870197
And I don't want tripcodes in my thread. Thanks for the filter!
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>>167871393
>filtering nexis
fuck off new fag
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>>167870197
Cry more about things you don't want, the no fruit thing was funny for days
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>>167871393
if it wasn't for N3X, /vg/ serb would be deader than shit. He's code god.
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>>167870197
Revert nofruit bullshit eggman, you have a good intention but jesus fuck my good man, let kilo have her bakery autism, nobody actually abused the nofruit.
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>>167871646
He's code bitch more like
Can't wait for the next "reason" he comes up with for a "break"
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>murderboner traitor in station
>double e-sword
>no one can do jackshit about it because they are unrobust isolated fucks
>they all die
>they still get salty in deadchat

>be me
>traitor
>go with double e-sword rampage because it was decent pop
>immediately stunbatoned
>killed
>mfw

why is sec only retardedly robust powergaming only when I am an antag
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>>167871594
I'm saying you don't want it because we actually tried it when MoMMIs were relatively new.
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>>167871794
>get batoned instead of flashbanged/bolas'd
>powergay
?
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>>167871829
And what happened ? Grudges ?
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>>167871972
Greentide but with MoMMIs who can spawn whenever they want.
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>>167871849
>implying all it takes to be considered a powergamer is a stunbaton

no, it takes completely random searches, visits to chemistry, carrying half the armory in a backpack and getting helpful high risk items like the adv magboots to be considered a powergamer. Captain usually carries so much shit that you'd probably finish more than half your objectives because of the loot.
>>
Is it powergamey to carry around a sword that's mostly for looks?
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>>167873464
Its kinda snowflakey, but yeah, its fine until sec tells you its a no go, then you don't act like a retard and quit using it unless you like having a stun baton be activated inside your asshole.
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>>167873464
Only do this if you're a huge fag.
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NEW ADMINS REVEALED SOON
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Free Gary

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=3514
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>>167873962
>shilling your own ban appeal
The times you're about to have are less than enjoyable friendo
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>>167874339
Literally Shaking
>>
ded?
>>
serbia
>>
serb ded
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>>167874339
It's fine to post it on the thread so the admins see it.
>>
ded
>>
>SERB DEAD AT LAST MINUTE
>>
quik post spacememes before serb comes back
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i couldnt save them

dean i am sorry
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/vg/ PDA is a lot more fun than tg one. Was expecting it to suck until I got into a medbot but you get a lot more options than tg does. Its like playing a shitty borer that takes no time to level up
Being a medbot isn't as fun since you can't be quite as much of an obnoxious cock
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>Server dies while I'm clinging to life on the floor of the escape shuttle

D-do I count this as surviving?
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> deputizing the vox traders and paying them with syndie gear in exchange for their services
Always a good idea
>>
About to perform Ghetto surgery on the clown in the shuttle to take out ayy
>Serb Ded
>>
>grab a banana peel in my path so I don't slip on it.
>mulebot comes up to me and claims i have his banana peel
>drop it on the ground so he can pick it up
>clown takes it and runs off
>mulebot says this is my fault, then runs me over until I die
amazing
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>>167874656
>PDA
GO
BACK
TO TBAY
>>
ZTH, MINING, ERRANT, QBONE
WHO DO YOU THINK THE NEXT ADMINS WILL BE
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good job CE
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>>167874776
all 4
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>everyone in the medical compartment of the shuttle gets absolutely toasted at the last second
magnifique
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>>167874759
If you mean baystation I've never actually played it.
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THICC
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phyllida really had a craving for vox dick, that was odd

is mona lisa some shitter ckey's new static?
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>>167874754
Write something in the admin feedback forum if I caused you so much butthurt :^)
You had it coming anyway shitter
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>have the best time just doing shit on Vox Station, botany and cooking and whatnot
>take in Hachi seeing as he's station
>four Vox bro it up all the way
>get recruited into sec because apparently shit has hit the fan
>get lynched for trying to help

Fuck you pinkies.
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>>167874927
go back to meseum station 13
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>>167874935
Nice TG screenshot
When was this taken?
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>>167874940
I could really feel the escalation in my bones. Were you slaved to an antag?
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>>167875052
about 30 minutes ago, on vg
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>>167874937
>is mona lisa some shitter ckey's new static?
2edgy
So yes
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>>167875093
>vg
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>>167875093
>vg
What? pomf switched to TG 2017 code now?
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Serb down. Post comfy.
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>Had their emag looted from them whilst dead - five minutes after revival, rushed the diona that looted them with chloral and a welder and then looted their emag back. Upon being questioned as to the possibility of abusing ghost knowledge, claimed that he just randomly saw the diona outside the brig whilst he was hacking into the brig/armory and decided to kill him because he was on his own. After reviewing logs indepth, this story appears to have been a lie. Appeal on the forums with logs if you think this is incorrect.

CAN NO ONE STOP THE GREEN TIDE?
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>>167875123
is this a jojo reference?
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>>167875172
peacekeeper cyborgs merged last week
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>>167875052
This was on /VG
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i was kind of a shitty tator,but did putting special sauce into the mix actually kill anone?
>>167875067
yes he was
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>IAA has scuffle with QM
>goes to cargo again and starts screaming
>run to arrivals and find him dead
>borg says QM is catatonic
>he's on the banpage

pottery
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>>167874935
>>167875093
>>167875256


>This is /vg/ now

LOL
Why the shittercode and memers?
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>>167875250
the idea of peacekeepers came from /vg/, dumbo
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>>167875301
Then no foul, it just felt like it came out of nowhere since he was just hanging out with us for awhile and being relatively friendly.
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>>167875336
at this point i dont care, they changed, secborgs are now peacekeepers
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>>167875331
(you)
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>>167875204

Diona was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Just because he looted my body doesn't give him a fre pass to live. My objective was to be the sole survivor. Dumb ban desu senpai
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>>167875452
I'm just laying down the facts so you don't get it wrong
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>>167875301
probably not if you didn't also dump out the other stuff, it would heal them faster than they went toxic
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>>167874935
memes? i LOVE memes!! ayyy lmao
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>>167875301
Pretty sure it killed at least one of the birbs, who had to be purged via water+potassium and then defibbed
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>>167875505
you must be a fun guy
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>>167875517
Chef's sauce does not harm.
It just kills. Stone dead, no damage. Sets your flags straight to dead.
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>>167875517
the wiki says it doesn't actually do any damage,but just kills them in about three minutes.but that might be bullshit.
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>>167875602
you too since your anally continuing this convo after he took it to a logical end

fuck i love anally
>>
>>167875667
>>167875638
does anti-toxin in the bloodstream halt it? because cryo had anti-tox in it and depending on how much you put in it might repeatedly filter in and out of their bloodstream due to a lack of it in the mix
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>>167875696
ok
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antags are done
the family is all together now
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>>167876430
gondola in game when?
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>>167876430
>tator in prison jumpsuit
>blob in general
I love it, anon
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>>167876430
What about russians?
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>>167876430
changeling is disturbing dda
>>
>>167876430

Magnificent, the pinnacle of culture.
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>>167876430
How did my shitty changeling sprite become the icon of ling for /vg/?
>>
>>167873554
>>167873738
It's not to be "badass", it's just for humor, it goes with the rest of the stuff I do
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>>167876430
imma xenomorb :DDD
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>>167876430
>old cult robes
Good choice
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>>167878036
>bomb tcomms
>allies have the disk
>just want to murderbone
>have my shield selected instead of my esword

wew
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>a few new ops
>Still pull it off, and without too much of a shitshow
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>>167876430

that mommi
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>>167876430
>no rogue AI that is just a red version of the AI one
>>
> ask HoP for nuke disk and pinpointer as HoS
> he refuses
> it's nuke ops
I noped it out of there and circled the station in a jetpack twice trying to go for lucky stuns. No chance of winning that with one officer being brand new and the other being completely incapable of understanding that nuke ops blow themselves up on death and shouldn't be brigged
>>
Good round guys
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>>167878314
Just another day as SEC then
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>>167878314
Ye tried its what counts sempai
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>>167878314
>ask HoP for nuke disk and pinpointer as HoS

What's the fucking point of having BOTH
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>>167878240
holy fug
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>>167878314
i was the HOP and i haven't refused, i missed that. i would give them to you.
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>>167878314
in the event of no captain the HoP becomes acting captain according to the chain of command
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>>167878739
I hate this meme
>>
>>167878638
What about ERT and deathsquad?
and a singulo that's just the singulo sprite with a very faint face
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>>167879017
I can do those.
Maybe on Saturday
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>>167874825
>1 GW
I'm impressed, really

By the way, is it possible to power the station with AME + Solars or are those merely backup engines (which is, by the way, extremely retarded since the random event which cuts off the power doesn't care about your backups)
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>>167878739
but was the hop robust? and if he aint why is he playing hop
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>>167879207
>ame and solars
I bet I could get an SME up before you finish wiring those timesinks.
t.mommi
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>>167879207
AME and solars can do the station fine enough on their own, so long as you wire solars directly to the grid, though you should get a suppermatter shard anyways.
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>>167879247
I have no idea, when I got to Mr. Dickholder, He was busy getting ZAS'd in the cap office
t. op
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>>167866052
Because rimworld is a new game retard, it's not a dwarf fortress copy.
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>>167879507
Saying new games can be just as good as the others in newer engines and then posting a heavily gimped down game that is slightly similar does not do wonders to anyone's arguments.
>>
>>167879385
I don't actually main engineering, so probably, yeah.

>>167879410
>so long you wire solars directly to the grid
Which means bypassing the SMES ?
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>>167879385
>AME
>Timesink
Nigga it's 160KW for FREE that you can use to keep the SMES units powered while you do your 20 minutes of autism
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>>167879247
>>167879442
hop here, i'm not robust.
played hop because i tried few times during lowpop with no issues and i wanted to try it on medium-high pop. not a good result it seems.
worst mistakes: forgot to give the disk to the hos and being zassed in the captain office.
>>
>>167879247
>>167878828
that's how the chain of command it
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>>167879684
Yes, just ignore smes for solars, they are whole worthless.
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>>167879804
connecting the solars to the grid doesn't mean that you need to exclude the smes, they can still store surplus power.
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>>167879768
If there's no captain but an HoS and HoP, the HoS should be the supreme authority for all safety matters while the HoP handles the rest.
On code Red the HoS should be acting captain.

That's not the chain of command but that's how it should be.
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>>167879697
All you need is to be good at running away and evading
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>>167866508
>Harse's eve pals all defend the shitty hair and up vote it

Wow, it's all most as if the metaclub controls the github too and voted for things they want and against things they don't
>>
>Someone says lmao or something simliar in character in front of you
How do you hear it?
Do they say each letter out loud or put it together in a word?
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>>167880625
French. L'mao.
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>>167880625
LEMAOW
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>>167880625
Sounds like the choking of their blood gurgling in their throat as my crowbar reaches to meet the inside of their lungs
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>>167880625
that's ahelpable because it is against the rurus
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>>167880625
I know some people that unironically do this in real life who I hate
usually they're saying it, like lmao = luh-mao
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>>167880550
if only the ban request a year ago went through we would be saved from this metacomm waifu shitter
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>>167880779
>I know some people that unironically do this in real life
the fuck
>>
>>167880986
normies are fucking extreme cancer
>>
>>167880986
They're about as disgusting as you expect
>>
>>167880625
Lemayo
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Satchels>backpacks>leather satchels>messenger bags
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>>167880678
It's not really pronounced that way
It's some like "el-m-a-o"

t. teaching an ex-headmin French
>>
>>167880678
>>167881408
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SERVER
>>
>>167881391
imblying messeger bags aren't ballin'
Satchel > Messeger Bag > Backpack > Leather Satchel
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>>167881559
>Qu*becois
Don't you insult me, filthy oppressor. Ireland will be reunited again
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>>167881652
Oh even worse it's the baddy Paddy
>>
Ban all non brits and east coast Americans
>>
>want to do gimmicks, discuss it with admin
>"""""boss"""" buys teleboard without even asking about alternatives
>somehow get teleported to derelict. then get picked off one by one because we were all split (and one didn't even bother getting to station)
>>
>>167881830
Define east cost Americans
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>>167881830
But think of the perks
If you ERP in another language, the admins can't ban you

>>167881801
Not him, but really, your pic was rude. Apologise right NOW
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>>167881830
Brits are the worst players we have
>>
>>167882139
Name a bad british player

it's too easy, fuck you we won ww2 so that counts
>>
>>167882139
can confirm, am british, have never done anything right. earlier today i knocked myself out with a box by accident
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>>167880550
Just ban them all.
>>
Guillotine when
I want to do a Robespierre gimmick
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>>167882257
reikland
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>>167882085
No.
Honestly I'd be fine with banning non-Anglos from the server. We wouldn't lose anything and our quality would skyrocket.

Think of all the shit that's been brought in from the unwashed masses. Senaat, PJB, Dylan, DrCelt. All of this could have been avoided.
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>>167881559
I'm not french, I just pronounce it like that.
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>>167882270
Eh I mean, I've had some fuck ups, but how do you do that? wouldn't that take at least 5 or so hits?
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>>167882324
>riekland is british

Well, it checks out
>swears like a cunt
>online during euro hours
>Scottish name
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>>167882324
Scottish
>>
>>167882339
>jerking off over mosley
I want fascists to leave
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>>167882446
Same thing
>>
>>167882373
It's NOT pronounced like that in French.

>>167882339
I'd be fine with banning all /pol/sters from the server, and the quality WOULD improve drastically, but you can't always get what you want.
>>
>>167882410
i got attacked by an emag'd droid and tried to fight back but clicked on myself instead
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>>167882540
can't wait till SNP riles up the subhuman's into leaving GB forever
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
>british culture
>>
WHY DOES THE SPACEPOD FABRICATOR TAKE SO LONG
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>167882540
give me your ckey you fuck I'm going to meta the shit out of you
>>
>>167882446
Scotland is British, it was the Scottish king James that merged the crowns

>>167882761
The SNP will never get a leave vote. They are only the majority party as 45% vote for them with the remaining 55% split between conservative and labour.
2014 was their bastion chance to leave, they failed then and have no chance now.
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>>167882882
once you maintain civilisation for too long things start to get fucky
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>>167883092
ENOUGH
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>>167883037
be sure to get in deep into his ERP hole and stir last night's haggis
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>>167883239
wilco capp'n
>>167883092
ps I know that we'd be right fucked if we left now, but we're fucked if we stay too
We have to pay so much fucking money to stop the cuts from westminster from happening, and we're going to lose even more workers rights
literally every right that we have as employees are from the EU, and fuck off if you tell me we'll keep them after leaving
>>
I'm pretty sure the entire dream team is british

Confirmed best country for waifus?
>>
>>167883224
>>167883417
SCOTNIGGERS OUT OF MY UNION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>167883417
>wanting rights

Only rights I need is the NAP
>>
>>167883186
I'd not call genocide an entire continent and putting that monster you called "the United States" maintaining civilisation, mate.
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>>167883430
Britain is the best country period, anon.

Also what the fuck is wrong with the tories jesus christ how do they not know how to stand properly
>>167883541
I'M TRYING FUCKING FUCK JUST KICK US OUT ALREADY
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Am I on /int/?
>>
>>167883417
My opinion for Aisla just augmented drastically
So sad they're such an angry mess in-game
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>>167883597
are you?
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>>167883565
genocide is the highest form of culture
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>>167883737
I was a little ago, I got fucking confused when I opened this thread I thought I was still on /int/
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>>167883706
that's not how you use the word augmented
>>
>>167883541
>wanting a land border with an EU nation

Unless we get a Trump-brand WALL, no.
>>
We can all agree London fucking sucks and Wales is comfiest country in the union.
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>>167883894
Just rebuild hadrian's wall, they had it right
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>>167883878
I meant raised.
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>Morena is Scottish

Explain this one SNP shitters
>>
>>167884072
I'm not Scottish in the slightest.
>>
So, tell me british anons. You might have played with a dirty frog this whole time. How does that feel ?
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>>167884072
If I had the image of the gay pride parade in Edinburgh where they kicked out drag queens for being trannyphobic I would but that's roughly the idea
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>>167884371
The french aren't so bad, they aren't Germans at least. Germans are both byond saving.
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God save the queen desu
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What's the security radio channel?
>>
>>167884761
Morena is staying permabanned
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>>167884927
ask a security officer in the corridor, make sure to tell them it's for a secret purpose.
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>>167885048
I'm coming back, silly. Just give me a month!
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>>167885330
No you arent. You are staying permabanned, your appeal will be denied.
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>>167885402
What makes you think that?
>>
>>167885402
We can only hope
>>
>>167885478
You hurt my fee fees and you're never going to ever be allowed back in my hugbox or I'll kill myself :(
>>
>>167885478
Because I will deny it.
>>
>>167885478
Pain doesn't like you and pain think he's trump
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>>167885564
>implying you have any pull
>>
>>167885564
Well unless you're Pain, Pomf or Aurx, your opinion doesn't matter!
>>167885570
Well then, I'll just take it higher because then it's a metagrudge.
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>>167885773
enjoy getting griefed every round waifushitter
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>>167885916
That's okay, I really don't mind as long as you keep it within the rules!
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>>167885916
>Hippie in charge of threats
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>>167885916
Not if they change ckey/static
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>>167885773
The rules don't matter anymore. Pain owns the server and pomf does not care. Pain is a corrupt metaclubber and will keep anyone be or his metafriends dislike banned
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>>167886089
Bill stop talking like that.
>>
>>167797870
So that I'm not bored out of my mind while hoping someone finds my body, retard.
>>
>>167886287
I'll talk however I want.
>>167886146
Funny joke!
>>
baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
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>>167886751
whoms baby is this that anyone on the station would give a single fuck if it died.
>>
this no fruit nerf is overkill as fuck
>>
>>167887359
The President of NanoTrasen
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>>167887359
This is why the baby should be replaced with Ian.
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>>167887834
Blame Despotate. If he hadn't opened his mouth none of the coders would've taken notice and none of this would've ever happened.
>>
I think more people should go to Bay. Not because Bay is better, but because we're FUCKING full.
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>>167881921
>(and one didn't even bother getting to station)
I regret nothing.
>>
>>167889938
No
>>
>>167889938
I enjoy the newbies, they don't cause too much chaos and it's cute watching them struggle with basic tasks
>>
Spent like 10 mins in RnD director's pocket while she tried to understand how to make robots and how to get glass.

RnD director a cute, a cute
>>
>>167887834
Have you played with it yet or is that just based off the patch notes?
I haven't had a chance to experiment.
>>
>>167891083
what was her name
>>
>Use telekinesis to steal the cap's laser from under another thief's nose and fling it into the teleporter
Hillarious
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I just wanted to save everyone.
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>Be mona
>Be cargo tech
>Messing with my boss and getting shit barely done
>Fast forward to atmos crisis
>Dying
>Go to disposals to escape the cold but too late
>Pain stunlocked
>Last resort
>Dissolve
>Gain even greater power, start feeling The Force TM
>Make my way to escape, fuck around with people using xray+longvision+the forcé
>Genetical god
>Mfw
>>
oh wait there is happening on the trader ship let me get those valids and try to kill it with a welder tank
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>>167891335
fucked if i know. i just remember she had something on that made her look like a potato monster so i thought she was one at one point and tried to avoid her
>>
>>167891480
you were the cause of my delayed BEES
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>>167891480
Fuck off shitter
I'm going to get you banned
>>
>>167891480
>order crates
>come back 5 minutes later and ask where they are
>YOU LITERALLY JUST ORDERED THEM

don't play cargo
>>
Question, if I spawn as MoMMi on the derelict am I right in assuming I was technically built there and with rule 1 shouldn't leave and basically have a free pass to make really autistic projects?
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>>167891702
it's not essentially a station so be free
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>>167891702
You're physically unable to leave the Derelict anyway. Do whatever you want there.
>>
>>167889483
>despotate
the same nigger that wanted the vox outpost to receive bluespace protection

the same kind of protection that only exists on high risk areas on the station
>>
>>167891702
Derelict MoMMIs are forbidden to leave the Derelict Z-level.
If you DO somehow get off that Z-level as a Derelict MoMMI, you explode.
>>
>>167891480
>When you hit that dissolve and the meat starts flying
>>
>>167891968
I'm pretty sure he just wanted it on the shuttle. Which I agreed to and I think is a good idea.

Telescience is not clever and shitters always use it to its worst potential.
>>
>>167891794
>>167891965
>>167891986
Ayy thanks guys. Seems I made the right choice turning back after spacing myself and double checking my rules.
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>>167892418
>Gets his stuff stolen by telescience once
>tries to nerf it

classic c*der
>>
>>167891702
>>167891965
By "Do whatever you want" Foster means follow your laws and don't interact with beings but you can travel anywhere you please. If you find a way off the Derelicts Z level you'll explode anyway.
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>>167892501
>once
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>>167892524
Ya no shit, that should go without saying. He was asking if he had a pass to do autistic projects and he does.
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>>167892656
Yes but he's also new and we know how THAT goes.
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>>167892598
Literally he admitted it only happened once to him, and it was an antag that did it. However, 1-2 other people have said it happened to them.
>>
>>167893325
Part of it piles into the entire ordeal of telescience niggery. Steal bluespace crystals right from the traders ship. Update telescience. Steal shit from the armory. Piss off everyone and make rounds about dealing with telescience while antags have free reign
>>
>>167892418
>>167892501
>>167893325
>>167893534
solve it ic
t. admin
>>
Post what you do IRL and then what your job you pick the most in spess. Collegebros post what your are studying to do instead.
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>>167893909
>NEET
>assistant
Wow ss13 is just like real life
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>>167893909
Bartender
Bartender
Each day I come home from work to work more on the internet
Arbeit mach frei
>>
>latejoin assistant
>see the HoP handing the spare to someone on the line
>run in and steal it
>hand out all access to everyone
>steal the HoS ID
>steal the janitor ID
>steal the captain ID
>steal the HoP ID
>steal a sec officer ID
>escape everytime sec finds me
>but get arrested twice
>escape twice
>there are hidden IDs everywhere on the station if I somehow lost my all access one
>two eguns on my backpack
>one tazer
>plus flashes
>having tons of fun, but have to leave because work
>a surgeon arrives
>hand him all my items
>tell him to continue my legacy, overthrow the station command
>suicide
>he gives me a proper funeral and spaces me

>not one single greentext about it on the thread

Did anyone even witness it at all? Or was it just the cap and security?
>>
>>167893909
Unemployed Web Developer/Tech Support
Engineer
>>
>>167893698

most of the admins have no balls or keep eye on shit.
>>
>>167893909
political science
trader
>>
>>167894656
same
>>
>>167894624
>>not one single greentext about it on the thread
How new are you that you think graytiding is at all exciting?
>>
>>167894624
Greytiding is not interesting
>>
>>167893909
Land use management.

Engineering
>>
>>167893909
Computer science
Engineering
>>
>>167893909
>Account executive
>warden
>>
>>167893909
Psychology Major
Shaft Miner/Scientist, lately just Miner though
>>
>>167894714
>keep eye on shit
Have you ever tried watching 20 convicted murderers on monitors and you can only view one monitor at a time and they're all wandering around different rooms and you have to make sure they don't kill each other? How about 60 people?
Please ahelp your issues when they happen
>>
thanks for the laser gun, bill
>>
>>167893909
Warehouse forklift driver
Cargo tech
>>
>It's another 10 minute BLASMA FLOOD and murderbone round where people don't even attempt to complete their objectives

Can we punish people for not even trying to obtain objectives?
>>
>>167894624
I was gonna continue your legacy but I figure to liberate the people there have to be people to liberate.
>>
>>167894624
>>not one single greentext about it on the thread
because nobody found it interesting except the person doing it
>>
>>167893909
Persuing an M.S. in Biochemistry.
I main Engineering/Atmos.
>>
>>167894929
forklifts and forklift accidents when
>>
>>167894937
No, antags aren't bound to their objectives if it isn't a team antag
>>
>>167894937
>Do you feel antagonized?

It's the new 'You mad bro', can't refute it
>>
>>167893909
MSc AI
>picking anything except random
>>
>>167894937
objectives are shit custom objectives when
>>
>>167893909
College, bachelor's in computer science.
Medbay.
>>
>>167893909
I work at a call center
I make huge bombs
>>
>>167895106
Custom objectives could be kinda nice. Everyone spawns in their normal HQ and can pick from a list of contracts, then they get on station and appear the same as latejoiners. This would also help coordinate between non-da tators, making the tator key actually useful.
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>>167894624
>>167894624
>>>steal the janitor ID

>have no money after trading everything I owned to the vox for a sickass longcoat
>you steal my ID while I'm running towards arrivals
>I spend basically the rest of the round stalking you using a chameleon projector
>never have a chance to strike because my only weapons were a toy gun I was going to point threateningly at you and a bar of soap
yee haw
>>
>>167893909
CompSci
Virology or research station autism.
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>>167847754
It's a one stop shop for everything that's wrong with the game.
Stop shillin'.
>>
>>167895274
the true hero in this engagement
you should have had the real greentext, other anon deserves no praise
>>
>>167893909
Suffer from crippling mental illnesses
Play shaft miner.
>>
>>167895274
I don't really remember why I stole your ID but I stole someone's ID because I thought it was the detective. Sorry dude, when I realized it was a janitor ID I felt bad

if you threatened me with a toy gun i'd have handed all my items
>>
>>167894624
greentexts tend to be for when someone is really robust or gets super lucky with rng based shit

not just being a total prick.
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>>167895598
>I thought it was the detective
that was me, I had the big brown coat and the cowboy hat on
I was also the cigarette butt by the door when you were recharging your gun in the sec lobby, the nitrogen tank in that locker you kept running past, and a plant in the sec lobby
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>>167893909
I manage a marina
clown
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>>167894624
Are you Daniel Dredd by any chance? You fucking stole the head of security's ID literally crippleing me and ruining my entire round. Making my entire job so much harder than it needed to be. I couldn't even get a new ID because you stole the HOP's. You're lucky I don't just file a ban request on your retarded ass.
>>
>>167896017
why would that warrant a ban request?
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>>167895896
>>
>>167896094
If you don't know already, then it's gonna take a ban to teach you.
>>
Is it shitty or okay if you harass security a tiny bit with the sole purpose of giving them some arrest valids if nothing else is going on?

I kinda want to get myself put into perma some rounds, but don't want to ruin anyone else's fun doing so. What's the best way to pull that off while pissing off the fewest people and not breaking any rules?
>>
>>167896807
Attacking the brig itself will get you in perma with the most minimal impact, unless they're really busy
>>
>>167896094
Why wouldn't it? You ruined his round and another guys round, both heads of their section while apparently not being an antag. People have been banned for much, much, much less.
>>
>>167896807
I once just asked if I could go into perma because it looked cozy and they perma'd me was pretty cozy
Unfotunately someone decided to break perma from the outside and I died since no one ever checks on perma and I can't breathe space
>>
>>167896017

shoulda just asked one of the people with all access for help

or just arrested em
>>
what happened to everyone's plastic bags?

are the coders behind it?

Is this more "balance" changes. except this time it annoys most of the station?
>>
>>167896538
>>167896898
1. that's fucking embarrassing, having your HoS ID being stolen by a greytider
2. there are so many solutions to that IC
3. people steal the captain's ID all the time, what makes HoS any different?
>>
>>167897593
>M-MUH TOOLBELT
>>
How long does sleep last? Until someone else wakes you up?
>>
>>167896017
holy fuck daniel dredd is such a fucking shitter, i was surprised he didnt get banned for that HOP round a few nights ago. absolutely haram.
>>
>>167898193
but did you AHELP it
>>
>>167897593
?
>>
>>167898006
You can use *faint for a shorter sleep.
>>
>>167896017
>>167898193
>Daniel Dredd
that guys over the top

>starts playing here
>haha my gimmick is to kidnap people or sell guns to the crew
>every round
>now I'm playing heads

>gets arrested and spams REEEEEEEEE or /me cries

He needs to chill the fuck out.
>>
>>167897648
>having your HoS ID being stolen by a greytider
Maybe you didn't read all the other massively shitty greytiding nonantag nonsense he did in the same round, and how he thought it was epic and worthy of someone else greentexting about the fun he had fucking everyone else's game up.

I'm not even involved, and I didn't play when this happened, but I can safely say from hearing just those details that this is the kind of guy who can only learn the hard way.
>>
Avada, Emilia, Rin, Rina
Fuck, Marry, Kill, Befriend
Go
>>
>>167899401
remove waifus
>>
>>167899401
Kill
Kill
Kill
Kill
>>
>chest borer has become what head borer was
>head borer is worthless now

Great idea of balance there.
>>
>>167896094
You were acting like a fucking antag and harassing everyone. Not to mention crippleing the station's defenses as an assistant.
>>
>>167900135
I'm not him, it just seems like normal greytiding to me
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>>167896017
>>167900135

Crippling ,lad, crippling. Drop the e.
>>
>>167900532

dont get mad when some one kills you over it then.
>>
>>167900601
nahe fame
>>
who's the worst tg admin
>>
>>167899186
Here's a fun fact:
You can ban request people that you weren't involved with now.
Get those ban valids
>>
>>167901564
After you :^)
>>
>>167899812
>>167841623

Borers are a train wreck.

I don't know why they don't just make clear, separate specializations for the appropriate body parts.

Head would be heal path, chest would be defense/resistance path, arms would be combat path, legs would be mobility path.

Heal path, a head borer, would be strictly chems, and start with blood, bicar, kelo, and antitox, and have healthscan and taste blood by default. From there you'd evolve to gain access to dexalin, inaprov, imidazoline, charcoal, and maybe hyronalin for 50ish evo cost each as low tier evolutions, then alkysine, ryetalin, and rezadone for 100ish each as mid tier evolutions, and finally dex+ and doctor's delight at 150ish, and peridaxon at 200ish for the high tier evolutions. That's it. Just chems, no verbs or genetics. Active monitoring of your host and applying chemicals from your chem pool to do your thing. Your own personal head doctor that slowly gets better at their job as they evolve, but still can't treat broken bones and can't do an advanced scan, can't treat viruses, and can't help against stuns or ongoing constant debilitations or damage like being in a blazing inferno.

Defense/resist path, chest borer, this is where the protective verbs and genetic powers would come from. Things like regeneration, bone cocoon, frost and capsaicin oil, heat and cold resist, and/or leporazine, shock immunity, etc. This is really straightforward. It's where you put preventative stuff, rather than healing, to make someone tougher in preparation for things to come, rather than treating injuries after the fact. The idea should be to have a lot of passive stuff and an oh-shit button like bone cocoon and the temperature resists, to buy the host time to act or wait until a danger passes.

Combat path, the arms, are obvious. Bone weapons and utilities for the host to use, EMP blast, strength increase gene, maybe clotting agent at least to keep your host fighting. An additional genetic power or two wouldn't hurt
>>
>>167903804
>>167903804
And the mobility path would be everything it is now, plus I guess painkillers and maybe an additional genetic power or two.

Honestly if you wanted to just really simplify the brain chem path, just give it tricord and doctor's delight, and cut out all the improved specific brute/burn/etc. chems.
>>
>>167903804
Head borers pretty much were strictly chems before the nerf, and people complained that they were too strong because they had access to too many chems.
>>
New thread when?
>>
>>167904041
wypi
>>
>>167904001
Is that how it went?

Just fucking gut them, then. They can still be effective if you take out all the specific damage chems and just give them tricord and doctor's delight, jesus.

I'd still enjoy head borer and still see a use for the other bodyparts if all head could do is tricord/DD/alk/ryet/rez/blood, with taste blood and basic healthscan.

Hell, add in a 'release to blood' or 'prepare time-release pill/sac' option for just those 6 chems and call it a day.
>>
>>167904548
It's not that I disagree with you, but I don't want to make a buff PR right after a nerf PR at the behest of one guy in the thread.

Open a Github issue asking for borers to receive tricord/DD/etc and see what kind of response it gets from others.
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