/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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>he uses a steelseries rival

First for 0-87

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3th for best awp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gej3hLOLDU

1) Your age
2) Your rank
3) Number of gfs you've had

>34
>global
>0

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>>167785212
uhhhhhhhhhh...

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>>167785212
"best awp"

:thinking:

>>167785305
>25
>gn4
>like 6+ serious ones

>>167785212
hello me

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>>167785157
I told you it doesnt fucking work

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>floatfags

>>167785560
Everyone laugh at this dumbass.

How long before fnatic split up again?

>>167785024
>he uses an eDPI under 1000
>he uses an eDPI over 2000

>swedish superteam
lmao

man watching these matches on yt is so bad. at least its 1080 but watching it on mpv doesnt give you the option for 60 fps or am i missing something here?

reminder that people who listen to pansy are scientifically proven to be retarded

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>he uses anything other than a razer deathaddder

Bye bye skins. Nice shot JW.

So deep and so wide, like a rolling river.

>>167787805
rival is still the best mouse

>>167788353

18+

>>167787805
>razer

i honestly forgot what henry looked like with hair desu

Crossfire>CS

>fnatic is shit
>nip is shit
>godsent is shit
>epsilon is shit

swede cucks BTFO

>>167789150
What if I have Nvidia?

>aizy
>leaving faze
>still playing well
Fuck you traitorous bitch this hurts bros ;_;

any of you guys buy csgo merchandise? i want to cop a north jersey mainly bc its made by adidas. also an epsilon one if theyre still made by nike

>>167785560
im literally lmaoing @u rn nigga

ask a female beginner kz player anything

>>167785560
Retard

prove it

>>167789516
do you have a csgog bf?

>>167786124
>>167789487
>>167789586
?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>NIP

>>167789485
>he wears nike

Fuccbois not allowed.

>>167786124
>>167789487
>>167789586
Why am i a retard?

>>167790473
>i wear what everyone else is wearing

>>167790625
Literally nike you retard.

>i wear what kanye west is wearing

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>I wear nike

>>167790473
ARE YOU SHITTIN ON MY BOI PRE??

>justin bieber just hit mge after 600 hours

just die in my sleep already

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>he doesn't support our runner (Pre)
>he doesn't support our football team (Ducks)
>he doesn't wear our shoes (Nike)
What are you, a slav?

>>167790986
>took him that long to hit a shitter rank

???

If you wear nike anything you're literally the reddit you can be.

Name 1 (ONE) good looking shoe from adidas
>Protip: you can't

name 1 (ONE) non reddit clothing item from nike
>Protip: you can't

new to the game...is it true there's better matchmaking once you hit a certain level?

I'm master sergeant rank 13 right now and in competitive there's tons of hackers and smurfs. I heard at rank 20 you get premium queue or something?

>>167791320
Hello GDR.

>>167791553
hello reddo

>>167791334
Ultraboosts, NMDs, Superstars, Stan Smiths, Busenitz, etc, etc

>>167791518
level 21. id suggest just playing some dm or arms race to get to that level

>>167791598
Reddit doesn't wear nike, they're moralfags.

>>167791518
at rank 21 you unlock prime matchmaking, which lets you choose to only be matched with other prime players
you need a verified phone number to be prime too

>>167791743
Nice try redditor.

>>167791772
Just because you can only afford New Balance doesn't mean everyone else needs to buy it too.

>>167791858
Just because you're in love with reddit, doesn't mean everyone else needs to be too.

>>167791952
Why the fixation on reddit? I'm not reddit, but I'm starting to think you are.

>>167792048
Why so reddit?

>>167792135
Ok reddo

>>167792179
see >>167791598

>>167792274
reddo strikes again. have another (you) reddo

>>167792839
see >>167791598

>>167791518
try play mm to like LEM then get esea/faceit premium (I think esea is best for solo queue) and never go back to mm

>>167793535
prostate popper

>>167793535
The Old Ultraviolence

>>167793535
i <3 anime

>>167793535
proud furry

>>167793535
fnatic sucks

>>167793535
queefzilla

>>167793535
my diary desu

>>167793535
<3 jamie

>no good streams on

>>167797316
tune into my stream at /imthem

>>167793535
butt plug

>>167793535
tasty fajitas

>>167793535
pancake mix

>Valve using the dota 2 doc twitter to tell people it uploaded cs player profiles
Why is this company allowed to exist?

>>167793535
redditlolxD

>>167793535
Temporary Secretary

>>167793535
lolideath

>tfw asthma

>>167793535
Chest Flattener

A professional CS aimbotter "Bloominator" got banned for 1,000 years after it was found out that he sexted an underage girl.

http://mashable.com/2017/02/08/counter-strike-esea-ban/#2kyPi9qhIEqUhttp://mashable.com/2017/02/08/counter-strike-esea-ban/#2kyPi9qhIEqU

Explain yourself gotards

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When he see your penis(feminine)

>>167799512
same

>>167800023
IDK anon, we only have gfs(male) here

>>167793535
ass blaster

Is dan M our guy?

>hated by entire pro scene
>is actually family man with a full time job and SMFC

>>167800397
Do you even have to ask? The question is who is more our guy, him or csgodemoreviews

>>167800397
I want to like him because of what he does, but he's really unfunny and annoying.

Has it ever happened in a pro match where two players on the opposite teams both get quad kills and the hunt each other for the ace? The closest thing I can think of is the Dupreeh and Hiko round, but that one falls short.

>go on fragshack
>spawn
>die
how am i supposed to git gud like this???

>>167800467
I want to like csgodemoreivews, but he talks in a really boring monotone voice, with shitty analysis and opinions, and a weird random aspergers fueled HAHA between every sentence.

>>167800598
watch one of his non-looking for hacks one, like dazed in fpl

>>167800592
play on brutalcs (spawns are miles better there)

if its still 2 hard 4 u go on the brutalcs tdm pistol server

The plot of the bye bye man but he makes you watch ESL on youtube instead of klling you.

>>167800791
No, that shit is way too long to be worth it, and if he talks in it then fuck that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp6_3Jnsnbg

Skip to 1 minute in, I don't have any software to cut the first minute.
Please tell me what I need to work on

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Reminder that it's not a deal breaker for guys to not have the most handsome of faces.

All you need is muscles and be tall

>>167789208
What happened in sweden?

https://twitter.com/Yee_lmao1/status/829506840614547456

the don has returned

azr from Renegades just went 1-19 against Optic, why is this guy pro again?

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>>167804925
>what happened in sweden

>>167805525
Abbofirmative Action

>>167805864
Please laugh

>>167806276
*clap*

Breed me Daddy Stunna

>>167806597
>tfw can't be bred

>name is ricky
>imagining them talking about me

the dream

>>167804475
Score

>>167805525
that rush B optic did throwing no nades killed me inside

post a bumpin track right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoMI9BwHp4

Only pro of youtube streams is that you can speed up the steam by 2x to get to the actual live point

>>167805487
guy is a loser

Need input
https://clyp.it/4qx1l2ij

Vote after listen
https://strawpoll.com/fyfby47

>>167812980
>playing an epl game
>have someone watch the stream and speed it up 2x
>know where the enemy will be ahead of them
holy shit how retarded is esl for allowing this

>NiKo to join FaZe

>NiKo
>rain
>allu
>karrigan
>kioshima

seriously, if this team does not win an international lan within the next 6 months, FaZe should just give up on CSGO

>>167814584
It's GOTV so I'm assuming there's a delay. But it could be a problem if streamers actually move

>>167812980
>>167814584
REEE DON'T PUBLICIZE MY EXPLOIT

>>167793535
hello reddo

>>167814494
now make a lewd clip

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based moses

lots of frail niggas whipping those kinds of cars anyways

>immortals giving me a late night stroke

wew laddie

>>167814494
What makes it sound male? What do I need to change?

>>167819070
its one of those things where anyone who thinks about it is going to say male because thats what it is.

>>167819241
Nobody ever really stops to think about a voice, it's something you make a quick decision about.

Or are you just making an edgy man-child reply?

>>167814494
Sounds like an indian girl to me, but then again im a tranny

>>167819386
look man, no one is going to fall for it if they already are predisposed to assuming girls online are guys. you're not a girl. you have a male voice. even trannies on hrt and shit sound male.

>>167819476
So it was just an edgy man-child post.

>>167819070
use a voice changer so you don't have to worry about pitch and try to sound as feminine as possible without making your voice high. i can tell you're not a grill but i could see some people falling for it, so good job i guess

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>>167819589
this is you

>>167820232
Eh, a voice changer sounds pretty pointless, since that would just convert your voice totally.

I guess what you're trying to say, is that I need to add some quirk to it, to make it sound more genuine?

>>167821672
maybe just get a job

buy my m4 https://opskins.com/?loc=shop_view_item&item=61585266

>>167784937
>http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
My god does firefox throw a hissyfit at this website. It contains all the viruses apparently

Lads how do I getgood as stupid2gay?

>>167822075
buy hacks and shake your mouse a lot

>>167822075
Try playing 10-16 games everyday, report back to 'gog after a month

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>>167822325
>a day

>>167822325
why not try to win?

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What mod is this?

Also any tips for getting the game to run smoothly? Pushing ~170fps but feels laggy as fuck.

>>167822559
what mod?

>>167822559
lmaoing at you irl

>>167822631
>>167822639
p-please dont laugh. How do I get the info up then. I'm not very good with computers

>>167822743
net_graph 1

>>167822743
sv_cheats 1

>>167822793
Thank you

>>167822816
Fuck you

>>167822559
Lower res and disable graphics shit

>>167822974
I figured out it was windowed borderless that was doing it.

Apparently I can disable aero to fix it though, I dont like using fullscreen

>>167823087
use fullscreen. it has less input lag and stuff

did esea ever say why rush got banned? i assume he got hacked or something, but id like to know

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our girl is streaming

>>167824026
im watching my bf hazed

who else here /lettingthemknow/?

>>167824749
fuck your bad calls faggot

>>167824856
LET EM KNOW DUDE

I hope Faze does like gay League orgs do and make Niko lose some weight. Mousesports made him fat.

>>167793535
Pussyclaw

>>167793535
4chan named this

Reminder to stop being a whiny ass bitch in your games. CS:GO is a game for real men.

>>167828894
bbbbbut this guy killed me with hax reee

>>167828075
>like gay League orgs do
for real?

>>167829181
TSM used to required the Astralis roster to workout, and I think they did the same for the Misfits roster. C9 and EF might not require it, but they really encourage it since they can have fitness sponsors. I know some other others have similar stuff but I can't recall off the top of my head.

>>167828075
Thats a good call.

Maybe they should make up a workout based around csgo. 10 pushups every death?

>>167824026
Nice tits tho

>~700h in
>never cared about skins
>sudden urge to own knives, gloves and rifles skins

wtf, what kind of jewish magic is that

>>167832069
Dont fall for it. Sell all the skins you get, who needs them

>Have a few great rounds
>Then just die and die and die for the next 5 games
Why is consistency so hard in this game

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i guess dubs are disabled lets try again

>>167833167
Curved sword

>>167833167
Named by dubs

>>167833167
I wasted $2 on this

>>167833167
prostate popper

>>167833167
get your LOL on at 4chan.org/vg/csgog

>>167833167
Paid for with neetbux

>>167833167
Le Shanker

>>167833167

im a virgin

>>167833540
is actually true

>>167833573
winrar

>>167833573
im not naming it that

>>167833630
Dont be a bitch

>>167833167
Someone roll a damn 3

>>167833167
+15 Virginity protector

>>167833630
name it bitch boi or ill pound your boyhole

>>167833167
boipussy slayer

>>167833167
knife

>>167833167
flat stick of metal

>>167833167
post ending in 3 decide.png

>>167833167
OP wont deliver

>>167833167
Forged from autism

>>167833167
>>167833465

>>167833167
Edgy

>>167833167
Bitchboi

>>167833167
Proud furry

>>167833167
Bought with sperm donation money.

>>167833167
Named by 4channel

>>167833630
>>167834183
dont be a bitch, bitch

>>167833167
kill yourself faggot

>>167833167
I lick my sister's anus on a daily basis

>vows to make mouz a good team
>leaves for faze

LMAO GET FUCKED MOUZKEKS

>>167834183
>>167833167
Now deliver you cuck

>>167833167
Strap-on Mistress

Hey csgog, I bought a freesync 144hz 1m monitor. How many instant rankups should I expect

>>167835553
0, 144hz is a meme

>>167835553
12

>>167835594
>>167835640
pranked
I didn't actually buy it, I am poor as shit

>>167835815
Wow you sure got me, life will never be the same after this prank

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>pige and our guys are back

hyped as fuck

>>167837515
I'd fuck him

Would you fuck him?

>>167837515
how do you pronounce pige?

>>167837515
they're garbage

>>167838045
P eye ge

>>167838045
*mexican uncle accent* "Hellooooo I am da PEEEEEEG"

>>167837515
I'd honestly rather see them split then shame their legacy as a bunch of washed up losers.

They are turning into NiP

How many DPIs do I need to get good? And what polling rate should I pair that with for maximum twitch?

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Hey guys, what is your favorite cheat? XD

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>>167840260
Cheating is devilish

>>167840260
I don't know what you're using that image for, but that's the sign for yen.

>>167840260
The only acceptable way of cheating for adult male is writing your own cheats.

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>>167840457
>tfw no cheating bf to pund my neg boypussy

>>167840532
>bug catcher
You are NOT my Valentine

>Bloominator banned
>No John Wick Invitational
Coincidence?

Do you guys have a csgo twitchfu?

>>167840810
i meant neg as in cheat free

>>167840489
fuck off weeb

>>167841176
hello reddo

>>167841136
kitty plays games

>>167841136
imthem

>>167841136
Hazed

Do Americans experience non english speakers in their games? My US dotard buddy whines about Peru so much.

>>167841503
Only a few mexicans, most of them speak english so who cares. BRs and SAs stay on their own servers mostly since they want good ping and people who understand them

>>167841503
If minorities play CS in the US, then I'm sure they do. Have you heard black "people" speak English? Literally lmao.

>Enable mic for once
>First thing I hear is a 12 year old whining
And back off it goes

>>167841981
rank up
haven't heard a child since mge

>>167841631
I'll get maybe one black guy every 20 games.
Hardly ever any Mexicans.
Queuing from NJ

>>167842010
That would involve getting good. Never happening at this rate

>>167841981
So you're the 12 year old whining, and you turn off your mic, so people can't hear you? Nice.

>>167842164
Wat. I have to enable my mic on ptt so I can hear others mate.

I'm too poor to afford a mic

>>167842212
You have to enable your microphone, so YOU can hear people?

>>167842265
Yes, thats how the settings work.

>>167842276
Are you playing on a tamagotchi?

>>167842374
Enable voice
>Disabled
Cant talk, cant hear anyone
>Press to use mic
Can talk, can hear people

Its fucking simple

>>167793535
bubba

>>167842439
Why?

>>167793535
gas the kikes

>>167840532
asl? kik?[/spoiler

>>167842730
kys

>>167842730
hello reddo

If somebody issues a command, like Enemy Spotted for example, surely it should flash up whose said it on the minimap?

>>167843393
Surely you should not be autistic and use your microphone.

>>167842730
aus

>>167843564
>>167843564

Was it a feature in Source? Just thought it strange not to have it in

>>167843861
Don't bring up source around me little kid, unless you want to die.

>>167843904
>unless you want to die.
>he doesn't want to die

Do you even watch anime to fill the hole in your soul, kiddo?

>>167843992
I do, but it's not working anymore. Recent anime is shitty.

>>167844053
You have 50 or so years of anime to watch, dont limit yourself to new stuff

>>167844108
Can't watch anime all day, hurts my eyes.

>>167844191
Get better eyes scrub

>>167844191
Take 20-30 min per 2 hours to do pushups and stuff. It hurts your eyes to look at a light for a long time and keeps you healthy so you dont have any issues related to sitting in a chair for 10 hours

How are people stuck in silver or nova, I got carried by non prime matchmaking randoms every round aka scriptkiddies.

>>167845272
I'm too scared to play comp. I can barely do good in casual

>>167844326
Don't tell me what to do.

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>>167845454
tfw outfragged a hacker in casual today
Was funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJYzP8pSgaU

>>167845981
Thanks for reminding me theres a new ep I havent seen.

Fucking weeb

>>167846150
I just like posting anime girls im attracted to

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>>167846359
Bad anon. Megumin is for explosion not lewd

>>167846535
Yeah I got an explosion to give her

>cheat providers gather literally everything about cheaters

lmao

>>167847456
What does this even mean?

>>167847483
Apparently cheat providers gather private info about their customers, even blackmailed some youtubers

Mousesports must be the cuckiest org of all times since they fucked their team over to keep niko happy and he's now leaving for faze.

>>167800023
>sexually harrassing
nice sliding

Sean where's the addy?!?!?

>>167821672
there are definitely voice changers that you can find that just focus on pitch, so you can focus on actually sounding female

I need to sell some skins and stuff on the market but apparently I'm forced to use their shitty app. No fucking way am I giving steam any more of my info. Is there anyway to get around it? Apparently most online phone numbers got blocked

>>167850267
>he thinks steam doesn't have all his data already
>he doesn't use facebook/google/windows
literally who cares about your phone shithead?

>>167849112
Pitch isn't hard to get anyway.

low bet on Kinguin over VP on Overpass
Gambit over Space Soldiers
Epsilon over Fnatic Academy

Howd I do /csgo/?

>>167851039
Terrible.

>>167785305
>18
>MGE
>2

FaZe are now our new guys, magog.
Remeber to cheer for them when they play!

>get ranked gold nova 1
>40k every game

so many cheater accusations this is fun

Is there a betting site like old csgo lounge where I can bet and receive skins directly without all this point bullshit?

>>167851039
>betting on gambit in premier
You know they almost got relegated because they threw so many games last season, right?

>>167851039
>betting on BO1 games

wew

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Hey /csgog/, I've been out of touch with this game since DH 2014. What's currently the biggest meme pistol for each side (or is it just one super-meme ruling over both, like old CZ-75A)?

>>167852741
Five-seven is a fucking joke. Tec-9 is the same but only at close/medium range.

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this game is hard

tfw enemies eventually begin simply running in a pack of 3+ so you can't kill them all in one go reliably and end up losing because rest of your team are playing on trackpad with their feet

gold nova TWO

>>167852741
Five seven will outgun smgs and aks if you're fast enough

>>167853308
>49 bomb
>still lose
waht in the fuck

>>167853308
>tfw you'll never be this fucking garbage

>>167853434
The guy is baiting his team. He had zero impact kills. The guys with 20 and 19 were the only reason they got 12 rounds.

>>167853605
Nah my team were so bad I couldn't even bait them, they mostly looked at walls/stood in corners and camped regardless of the situation

>tfw so desperate and lazy I ordered subway for dinner

;_;

>>167855207
>ordered subway
I didnt even know this was a thing. Shaking my head at you

>>167851397
Faze has been our guys for a year and half you reddo.

>>167855541
Yeah they do delivery here. If I felt like going out, I would have gotten something else.

>>167855207
what's so desperate about subway senpai

>>167857356
>tfw living within short walking distance of a dozen kebab shops
I'm literally going broke because of it, I could eat that shit everyday for every meal. I have to stop myself from going everytime i come home from work

>>167859957
>I'm literally going broke because of it
literally me, holy shit they are delicious -_-

>>167859957
>>167860058
you know the mudmen jizz into the kebab sauce right?

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Who /xm1014/ here?

>>167860530
makes it tastier desu

holy fucking shit
youtube red might be the worst thing I've ever used

Ayyy Thorin:
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/829746471176114183

>>167860632
There is a eu ge called "xm user". He stays true to his nickname

i know we're in the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen and Google the ruler of mankind has been kind enough to allow cutting edge 720p 60 fps streaming but does anyone know why it constantly dips down to 144p mosaic blocks?

This is like 90's scrambled porn ffs.

>>167852271
csesport.com

Fucking hell allu is so shit today.

>>167852271
vpgame

>>167865375
it means something is wrong with your computer, interne, browser or browser plugins

>>167833630
you must be an actual virgin.

Do surf and kz maps help to get better or is just pure fun

>>167869515
kz maybe surf no lmao no surf on maps

>>167793535
knfie

>>167833167
cool gun

>Get tilted one night due to repeatedly getting shitters in MM
>Out of frustration, load up hack for a couple matches, minor triggerbot and aimbot, nothing too obvious, no visual assistance
>Just want to carry a little bit harder to win a match or two
>Paranoid I'm going to get vacced for the next two weeks even though the cheat I have has a tiny userbase and isn't accepting any more users at the moment

I'm going to be fine, r-right? ;_;

this 5v5 minigame is fucking aids
it's either:
- people with only cs:go on profile and they happen to make some questionable plays because their "gamesense" is just that good
- cheaters who either try to hide it or not
- smurfs
- clanfags
- russians
- combination of the above

>>167872380
>>167872908
Do you gotards live under a rock or what is happening here

Play faceit or esea

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>>167851183
>>167852403
>>167852487
>mfw all three picks were correct

>>167873021
the problem is i am unranked,
still need to win 3 matches and i just want to play something else at this point and uninstall this shit game

>>167860058
>>167859957
I stopped buying kebab after a child in my country contracted HIV from eating one, because the mudslimes jizzed in the sauce. Also, there was a viral video on social media where a mudslime struggles to pull out a condom out of the kebab meat. Also, I hate muslims, biggest degenerates on earth.

If you buy kebab you should kill yourself.

>>167873294
life is too short to hate someone man

t. eating a kebab rn

>>167873165
git gud scrub

>>167873294
greeks make godlike kebabs, not even muslim

>>167873021
ESEA is $14 a month and you get absolutely blown out unless you're LE-LEM range. Free Faceit is cancer also because in NA it's mostly compromised of people that were toxic and got banned from Valve MM. Prime MM now has just as many hackers also as non prime feels like.

Pretty hard to find good pugs unless you're ready for ESEA.

>>167869679
Tell that to waylander lol

>>167873686
>eating muslim jizz rn

Anyone has the youtube links??

>>167874273
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=ysM-Z_lLcEU

>>167860530
>>167873294
>>167874148
Samefag??
You sound like you have an unhealthy obsession with "jizz" since you keep using the same words

Although it doesn't really surprise me coming from a mentally ill /pol/tard

The shop I go to is run by Lebanese Christians, the one next door are greek

Stop replying to me, weirdo

>>167875395
Kill yourself cum guzzling muslim apologist.

>>167873294
>contracted HIV from food
What, did he shove it up his fucking arse?

>muh cheaters
>muh russians
>muh smurfs

you guys do realize that cs is a really difficult and highly competitive game right

people play it for gazillion years to get gud. you can't just install it and expect to be decent out of the box

>>167875870
I remember when I was desperate enough to go on youtube and hltv to copy paste bait to bump the thread and don't let it die.

>>167875395
having an unhealthy obsession with jizz is good for you, retard

>>167875870
>>muh cheaters
>>muh smurfs
>>can't just install it and expect to be decent out of the box

Well yea but the point is that whenever I see someone halfway suspicious I check their profile and they have like 1/7th my playtime

What did russians have to do with the rest of your post, anyway

>>167874716
Ty anon!

>>167876276
what's your playtime? what's your mm rank?

>>167876395
like 1.3k
mgebut that's because all my queue friends are lower ranks than me

>>167878180
nice excuses
git gud, not nearly as many cheat as you think do
i got global when i had less than 200 hours

>>167878180
>mge at 1.3 hours

Uninstall.

>>167878478
Isn't it true the more games you play the harder it is for you to rank up though?

>>167878606
highly doubt it, i've lost rank several times due to inactivation but have had no problem solo queueing from DMG back to global every time

>scream acing le super duper team
NuG2 is DOA

Fuck you NiP. Fuck you Fnatic. Fuck you FaZe. And fuck you G2. Lost it all this week and will barely be able to afford food this weekend.

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""""""french""""""

"""""""""""""""super"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

"""team""""

>super team losing to the leftovers

ahahahaah french cs is a joke

>french super team losing to the french rejects

>>167878478
>excuses
For what?
You're not proving anything beyond the fact you're underage

muh wun dabs

>french super team G2

>>167879026
Markeload aced them too. Fnatic is bad and they destroyed them too.

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Dubs for the best captain in history

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>>167880297

>>167880297
>>167880393
hello reddos

>Scream still using the G2 twitter handle
>his header image is Kenshin
Nigga going for revenge.

>>167880297
He was kind of a douchebag when I met him. I took a pic with him and asked if they had any spare shirts I could buy and he just made a "are you kidding me m8" face and just signaled the next person in line

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>>167880393
>>167880297
>>167880419

all me

>>167880509
When your english is bad you tend to avoid phrasal contruction. I used to do that all the time.

""""super team""""

>>167880597
see >>167880419