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shit ass thread

way too early for a terrible op

i will die alone

>>167701172
>>167701196
>mad tranny fag
every time

all i feel is RAGE!

calm down hbt

woah i better watch out, all that guy feels is rage

break for that guy:
https://youtu.be/IztmJRegmCQ

we fuck our pets here

cant sleep ._.

winklevoss bitcoin etf...

>>167702852
whoa bitcoins have an elf?

i cleaned up, dressed nice and went to barnes & noble just to get out of the house. i think i look pretty good right now

>>167703096
but why waste it on barnes and noble

>>167703162
i mean where would you go? the library is lame as fuck and everyone there is old

>>167703096
very classy choice

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>>167702852

>>167700819
omo

>>167703262
i would probably just stay at home instead

*puts on tuxedo* ahh yes, off to yet another barnes n noble trip

fancy malls during the day are the best for looking at chicks u cant get. thats when i dress up.

barely any groups of annoying teens, just premium women and soccer moms to look at and never talk to

look at my dick instead bitfch

>>167702852
i think winklevoss are those 2 hotdude twins that zuckerberg stole facebook from. that movie sucked

my town only has 1 mall and its definitely not what i'd call 'fancy'

malls suck anyways

>that movie sucked

you wanna have your dick sucked you gotta play the mall game

i drive 45 minutes to the fancy mall

yeah malls suck. only whores go to malls

>>167705417
*grabs your belly*

mall whores...

>>167705684
do you like them?

jiggly bellies~

>>167702780
sounds like me every night

mall whores run contrary to our judeo-christian values

>>167702780
is it because your mind is too active?

just picture a green field, maybe a few trees, a slight breeze.....the grass touching ur feets.....touching the grass with your hand...z_z

>>167705931
kissing your cute korean/croatian gf in a grassy field during a picnic...

>>167706284
the mind has become too active....

>>167706390
*grabs crotch*

i really need to get a job. get myself out of this funk

only good way to get to sleep is watching youtube videos until 6am

i fall asleep to podcasts

fall asleep to my asshole bitch

>>167706709
*does it* z_z <zzzzzzzzzz

whatever idiots
*boots up wiiu*
peace out

BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPT

thinking about applying to the starbucks inside barnes & noble...that gaping hole in my resume tho.....

>>167707007
you spent that time helping out at your family business right?

>>167707007
just lie "tho"....

i didnt have a job from 2007-2012 and just put "walgreens"

>>167707007
dont apply for starbucks they want to hire 10000 refugees you wont get hired

>>167707007
wageuck jobs will never check so just lie and say you worked at mcdonalds or something

>>167707147
>>167707176
well OBVIOUSLY im gonna lie but its still nerve-racking. maybe i should just apply to the night shift at a gas station where i can just read books and browse 4chan my entire shift

people are always getting murdered at gas stations at night
that guy wants to die...

>>167707375
but what if a brown man robs you... omg...

i wanna die too

>>167707481
apply to the night shift at a gas station

i just want to go do america

>>167707447
then he can have all the money idgaf like let me help you with that sir
not like it would come out of my wageslave salary

america sounds nice

dont come to the midwest we're all miserable and ugly

It's 3 am here and I still can't sleep

not me im handsome and beautiful

midwest sounds like my kinda place

yeah im actually not bad looking but im just really pale & malnourished

pale thin femboys...

cocks

balls

clits

i l**e sickzii... nothing wrong with that...

how do you lake someone

like this!
*shoves a firepoker up your ass*

canoeing and fishing with sickzii....

i don't like fishing...

yeah the outdoors blows...id rather sniff a bunch of amyl nitrate and visit a seedy brothel

cooking the fish you caught over an open fire and sharing it with sickzii...

going to a brothel for gardening tips...

>>167709578
wtf those girls are dumb as bricks

if i get a job im probably gonna take up smoking again

i think i must look smart because people are always assuming that i am

you ARE smart. you're a highly evolved ape!!!

a nice seedy brothel

whorticulture...

everyone calls max richter overly sentimental and cheesy but i think hes awesome

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can you find the best meme sequence for black?

>>167714530
can I save this image to use as bait

>>167714647
is that like a 3rd strike rule? im scafred because i did back to back 3 day ban....

theres randalls on the prowl

T-ARA

hwa..

>>>/v/366736413
i used that image as bait and it worked

>>167705920
praise judeo-christ amen

>>167715206
not cool. i deleted it for a reason and i didnt want my name out there

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we posting bans?

>>167715803
lol

>>167714217
king to h7

>>167715803
lol

first of all moddy / janny, define value

>>167714217
pawn to g6 ?

>>167716029
>>167716264
computer says these moves are bad

>>167717120
:3

well aint she a fuckin loser lol

isnt this a downgrade for hot_bid....

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spjp2m

>>167717579
who the crap is that?

>>167717942
stop posting my aunt

Chariot will have your heads

want a chocolate but i want to lost some fat...

more like gayriot....

>>167718368
just have a little....
that way you can have a loss of weight and a chocolate

>>167718270
will you accidentally post another pic of her...

any1 else extremely sick of politix...
i've never seen a person so discussed, i thought the first black president was heavily discussed but this is like x5 obama

he will not divide us...

capsicum

>>167718560
word
https://youtu.be/F0vwOvVuQe4

>>167718276
he's that fgg crossposter!!! that's what they told us over at that thread

i post in fgg too...

>>167718684
i can't have a little...

when i get sad it helps to remember that elliot rodgers existed and that makes me smile

what lyrics should i put in my dating profile bio...

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It's Transformation Tuesday! Which StarCraft unit do you want to transform next?

>>167720307
...

~_~

>>167719603
That's right, and he'll dump on you easy in your main game

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486364247273.webm

polt looks like he caught AIDS
lol

the earth is NOT flat morons

Please don't go "OH AN IDOL DIED". Her name was Matsuno Rina. She was a cheerful and amazing person.

guys guys guys can someone post the artosis 3 armories bonjwa confirmed picture it's urgent :ooo

BAKKY

holy shit the guy who went to comet ping pong with a gun is literally an actor who's dad has ties to the clinton foundation

he was just offered a secret plea deal too

what does /r/ starcraft talk about?

>>167723861
scvs!!!!! help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i only have double armory stuff

>>167724026
wtf i hate charities now

>>167724820
show me what you got.... maybe i can find it from there...........

>>167725027
the clinton foundation is involved in human trafficking in haiti

sounds like a lucrative business and its not like the kids were being put to good use anyway. theyre making lemonade out of lemons

>>167725373

they also used aid money to build a textiles
factory in an unaffected region for their own companies

>>167720953
prob

>having a facebook

too retarded to live
too retarded to die

my life story

>>167727909
blast this
https://youtu.be/gfxewnndNQ8

>>167727909
take a screenshot
I dunno if I believe you...

well i believe him

bernie sanders is a freaking asshole

>>167727909
lol wtf

>>167728323
fuck thats annoying as fuck

i wish i had an fm synthesis keyboard...

i look ESPECIALLY handsome today

>>167729412
what's happening today?

nothin i just cleaned up my beard, washed my face and put on nice clothes & contacts. normally i just wallow for at least a week in the same jeans and a t-shirt and rarely wash my hair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3vFgpUo050

Tora needs a girlfriend hahahahaha!

bad news guys.. real bad news..

*sits down*

>>167729892
what!?

>>167729967
he got caught...

>>167729967
I lied about my neighbors bring their dog to dog daycare
I am a liar

>>167730019
not me

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5sq6ia/remember_the_last_time_cnn_planted_questions_in/

CNN IS FAKE NEWS

>>167730298
what breed of dogs are those?

>>167730328
porkshire terrier

>>167729796
a girl i love might be getting hurricaned?

>>167730450
whats her name?

thats a secret ;x

*stands back up* thought the news was gonna be worse

>>167730551
frankly im pretty disappointed, i used both exclamation and question marks

i havent said it yet...

that guy isnt me. i literally searched my neighbors name on facebook and it was the latest post they made about the dog getting a temperament test

*sits back down in anticipation of the REAL bad news*

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>Hey you ever see that video of the black man fucking a white mans wife on blacked.com?

>No..?

>Holy shit, jamie pull that shit up

i just got offered a real job and i might have to actually move out because i would be able to afford it

how is that bad news?

>>167730786
you made it :O

/scv/ team house when?!

>>167730786
try to offer a low rent to your parents instead of moving out, you can say you can put the extra money saved in an emergency account

cookin up dogs in the crock pot

my bitch is bad and gooky

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omo

>>167732005
ewwwwwww

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>wgirls

cunt kush...

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omo

me in the yellow

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those pants look so comfy and have all those panels & seams so they fit perfectly

i wish guys could wear them. i'd wear them under my normal pants

>>167733082
http://beaverbong.com/

he will not divide us

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>GSL Code S 3h

>>167733727
i want sojin to sit on my face with my nose right by her butt hole so she can fart right in my nose

wow tokens down to 80k...

>>167734420
feels like it's been days

>>167734560
its been about 2 weeks

im stressing over this dumb resume. ive literally only worked one job in my life and that was delivering pizzas. the fuck do i put in my 'professional profile' section without sounding like a fucking garfield

>>167734786
whats it like slingin za?

maybe you could make the 'zahs out our new scv house

something big is coming in the next few days guys

screencap this post

http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/PublicInquiry/ArrestInquiry/ViewArrest?id=17005051&r1=d3d3LnRhbXBhYmF5LmNvbQ%3d%3d&k2=LTk0ODA3NzAwNw%3d%3d

damn.. this guy is fucked!

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>>167735510
done and done

>>167735563
wait a minute... how do we know that's not some other post from ages ago...

>not using Tomorrow style..
cmon man, think of your eyes. just give it a shot and change it

>>167735076
I suppose it has its advantages. The main one being it's low supervision work. You're out on the road for most of your shift so you never have a boss over your shoulder. You get to listen to your tunes or a podcast or a book on tape if you want. Want to duck into a convenient store and get a snack on your shift? Nothing stopping you. You could even smoke weed or get drunk on your shift if you really wanted to.

If you're on a bad habit or something you go home with cash money every night from tips so there's that. You also get to see parts of your city you'd never go otherwise

The in-store duties you have to do occasionally when waiting on a delivery are the worst parts. Some of the time you can just pretend to fold pizza boxes and chat and get away with doing nothing.

What I really took away from delivering pizzas are those occasional encounters with interesting people. A blind shut-in who ordered the same thing every week. A bed-ridden guy in a rehab center who was easily 500+lbs. An obviously gay man flirting with me and leaving me a nice tip. A local big-wig inviting me to an art gallery thing. The dead eyes & hollow smile of a gaunt women in a run down shithole with a retarded child screaming in the background. That stuff just stayed with me.

>>167735812
fuck i typed like a phoner absentmindedly

i delivered & slanged 'za behind the counter for a few years. i can do the dough toss thing

>scv house
imagine the smell...

...probably would smell like 'zah

stupid assholes at resumenow dot com think i would pay for their services lmao. just copy & pasting their shit into microsoft word

fuck the popo

i can dough toss too

I hope something really bad happens to me

>>167737696
i hope something good happens to you

welp applied to barnes & noble. if i dont get a call back that'll probably crush my spirits and dissuade me from applying anywhere else

>>167738518
hwaiting!~

>>167737867
+1

>>167737696
-1

just smoked a cigarette and drank a beer while hanging out in the rain.. felt nice...

sounds nice

good night

>>167740249
buenos noches amigo

i think my crotch is the sinkiest its ever been

bunker is live

jesus christ i've been watching this scary series for 4 hours and i'm terrified to go to bed and its past 4am

what scary series

don't make fun of me and dont spoil it the stranger things

it might be safer to stay awake until dawn

you never know what might be out there

you mean the netflix series? i dont think there's a 'the' at the beginning of the title

stranger things is pretty good

exbc would be a lot better without esco

go ty!

the weird bald little girl is exactly like river tam from the tv show firefly, escaped from a government lab where they were trying to study her powers. currently being aggressively pursued for recapture

morning losers

>>167734462
+1

That was a lot more one-sided that I thought.

that was a lot more phone than i thought

how much phone were you expecting

whoa

fucking protoss

>skytoss

@____@

>running into 7 storms with your clump of corruptors


fucking protoss am i right :DD

he had no chance of winning at that point anyway b*tch!!!!!!!!!!

could've gone infestors you shitter

man vs gook

>>167746514
or bronzyul could at least not have clumped all his corruptors and amoved them towards high templars

he had no chance of winning at that point anyway b*tch!!!!!!!!!!

GM knowledge but low diamond mechanics!

>no booths
is gsl officially just for laundring bet money at this point?

Is this a general thread? This doesn't feel like a normal general...

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>>167747182
who are you rooting for in gsl

>>167747218
Wasn't talking to you cartooner

What happend to Maru, Life, MKP, Innovation, DRG?

phoners need to GO

so true because my hoe class wanted do a play then i said why dont we do an anime play the class wtf is anime altogether btw techer was in a meeting so yeah

>>167747331
Too cold to play that outside this time of year

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>>167747325
playing
jail
retired
playing
retired

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>>167747273
too bad

>>167716029
>>167716264
wanna know the answer? this puzzle is a bit controversial

Someone explain to me how Nick and Dan can afford to live in one of the most expensive cities on the planet, while talking over a video game to a meesly 10k english audience 1-2 times a week, with no more international events throughout the year outside of blizzcon

someone explain to me how phone

worst memeber

Can't stop me now

*stops you*

too easy kiddo

Is hot6 the redbull of korea? why are they marketing this to kids

cause kids are retards

https://twitter.com/SC2ShoWTimE/status/829058728062246913

wtf niggers in korea

wish i was under sickziis desk right now...

>>167747818
yea

>>167752783
shut the FUCK up

o_o

>>167750308
what would you do under his desk...

anyone else have work today?

I spent maybe 20 hours last year writing each letter of the alphabet over and over to develop a different handwriting style because I'm retarded and have NO LIFE

phone

that one guy who thinks the sickzii meme is funny

rofl at you fucking kid

>>167754964
+1

>>167755014
hey baby girl

wtf

167754964
poopr...

you forgot the >>

you forgot the >>167755793

playin paladins rn

was playing csgo but got bored

remember when there wasn't any anime on steam

we dont use steam

o_o;

i use steam

>>167756737
maybe you dont but window mines made me

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>>167757831
i fricken hate those things...

HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALLOWED TO HIDE THEM BEHIND BUILDINGS WHERE YOU CANT FUCKING SEE THEM AT ALL WTF

please dont impersonate our sickzii thanks

sickzii is my bf

>>167758082
+1

>>167758812
-1 hes mine b*tch

STOP TRYING TO CLAIM SICKZII

zzz sickzi posting
z_z
so funny.. haha..

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actually this is hbt and i just wanted to say tht miku is MINE

hbt now there's a name i haven't heard in a while
what a hasbeen

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>>167759142
stfu woopr balance whine some more
>>167759210
no way!!!!

>>167759337
woah is that the real sickzii

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hm im gonna post an anime then too

stop posting about me
-hbt

>>167759624
woah is that the real hbt

but seriously widow mines are bullshit

im a dota player now
-hbt

seulgi

gook

sickzii

i quit wow but now i have literally nothing to do

>>167761907
what?

>>167762000
nice digits

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>>167762059
thanks

can someone give me a quick rundown on sickzii?

Quick rundown on him:
rothschilds bow to the Anime,
in contact with aliens,
rumoured to possess psychic abilities,
control france with an iron fist,
owns castles and banks all over the world,
direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line,
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (SCV mansion will be be the first city),
owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth,
first designer babies will be sickzii Babies,
said to have 200+ IQ

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omo..

>>167763336
[formula 1 sounds intensifying]

those boobies are hypnotizing...

>>167763336
holy frick!

anri needs to come out of retirement

>>167765378
+1 word

>>167765378
she was at avn this year wasnt she? maybe they begged her just because she knows english

can I get a quick rundown on phoneposters

i hate steam

>>167763336
that one retard that post with ids

>>167752783
okay so pawn takes d4 so you get a pawn and attack the knight on c3. seems like an alright move.
so you know what the computer does next? bishop takes f7 and you win a bishop.
queen c4 check and then you block with a pawn d5 and now his queen and knight are under attack. for some reason computer thinks that after the first pawn capture moving the knight away is not an option.

https://en.lichess.org/training/61328
https://en.lichess.org/9dECJXWv/black

https://www.twitch
.tv/basetradetv

>>167769202
can't watch right now we're all at work idiot

>>167769707
uhh no its 19:15 where we live????

there are 12 hours in a day you numbskull

it's 4:20am

24 bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

calm down :)

i scream you scream gimme dat gimme dat seulgi """lips"""

I'm sorry I let everyone down

>>167771956
its okay i forgive you

and so i cry sometimes when im lying in bed just to get it out, whats in my head and i
feel a little peculiar

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irene~
seulgi~

ugly~

>>167774375
+1
+1

>>167774375
the girl on the left is hideous and the girl on the right is also hideous

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>>167774375
yeah :3

>>167775457
:3

my mental health is declining

join the club

gook

whats a seulgi, some kinda squid??

some kind of goddess 2bh

whats that some kinda gook squid?

a gook squid?

no offense no offense

*slits everyones throat*

dubs check em

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also yeri should kill herself

you got my reference dude I get it
now fuck off

*fucks off*

promiscuity is gross

promising qts?

yeri

holy crap sickzii those girls are really pretty

>>167779681
heh

joy is ugly af

joy (k) is really hot
joy (j) is really pretty
so fuck you????

black history month break:
https://youtu.be/IDTytjjDp9I?t=4m44s
#woke

does any else pee really slow...

>>167781542

are you taking any medications that are vasoconstrictors?

not once in my time on this miserable planet have i gotten my dick sucked

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>>167781942
sounds like you aren't doingwell

>>167782121
lmao can't wait for my .8 of a girl
does that mean she's going to be 14 y/o

>>167782121
>tfw the 4.5

all my friends in 7th grade started fucking 8th grade girls so by high school I had no friends lol

>>167782792
word...

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>tfw already got my 8.1

how do i become .1 of a person?

>>167782268
what the heck kind of math are you even doing there?

>>167783087
were u molested

lets face it.

we the veegees have been cursed by blizzard to remain virgins forever

damn...thats one powerful statement...

damn i was gonna post something but then i forgot what is was

>>167783293
no i had sex with 8 girls and the .1 is from another girl that i stuck it in once and had to cum instantly so i said "i can't do this" and pulled out

>>167783343
installing diablo was a mistake

8 point 1 real life girls....woah

>>167782121
i'm at 4 when i should be at 4.5. does that mean i'm only going to get a blowjob and then i'm done for life?

>>167784242
yea make it worth it

>>167784242
you have the rest of your life to get .5
whatever you get after that are bonus points

just shitposted on /a/

quick someone take my v-card before i reach o points!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>167785549
*lends you my dog*

>>167785338
what is .5? do i get it in but don't get to finish?

i wanna die

>>167787214
based 0 bro

>>167787214
+1

going back to bed bye

going to play 40k at the gameshop bye

>>167788456
don't get suckered into buying things!!

almost cried (ok not really but i had that lump in my throat) after reading that alexander manga

>>167788456
good luck, incontrol