>INFORMATION & GUIDES/
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/gxGqKkH
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://store.steampowered.com/curator/7333375/
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
Previously: >>167579354
First for MElonzz
What are some thinking man's heroes?
Can anybody give me a quick necro guide?
Should you rush mek, veil, or blink?
when should you get aghs?
mana boots or treads?
>>167615745
press q when your teammates have low health
press r when your enemies have low health
>>167615660
Silencer
Earthshaker
OD
Morphling
Bane
Enigma
Necrophos
Bloodseeker
Venomancer
Tiny
i need sauce on this pic! i think its TA! pls help dotards!
>>167614975
Bad timing, I guess.
daily reminder that this is what you need to say to get 5.1k mmr
>>167615856
solid list
How do I get a Joan Wilder gf, /d2g/?
check out these sick dubs
>>167616434
literally who?
>The massless field flux should self-limit.
What did this semen demon mean by this?
Literally who the fuck are these teams up next and should I watch them?
>Dota 2 will NEVER be regionlocked
Sucks how you make a great game then put this in there.
>>167616789
He means: "You should buy Guardian Greaves but you won't because you're retarded and want to lose"
>>167616849
One of these teams is going to Kiev because they thought giving SA a slot to majors was a good idea
>>167616906
>Guardian Greaves Tinker
Of all the meme builds, this one is the worse.
Ded Gaem
>>167617480
>half an hour till the biggest match of the evening
I'm just building up my hype here.
>cancel wants to have a nice little pub game of dota
>his captain is feeding uncontrollably on his team
lmao
Did they fix the game yet?
>>167617652
they did fix it by introducing region lock but everyone was enjoying themselves too much so they removed it
>>167617652
define fix
>>167615859
sorry man it's faceless void
ur gay
you know what to do
>>167615859
i.imgur / fQF7Nxp.png
>>167618017
DELET THIS!
>>167618050
I actually don't. What did you mean by this?
>>167616870
this game would crumble if it had region lock. The player base is small as it is. region locking is only good when you ahve a large player base.
>>167618308
the game is dying already anyway
>>167616906
Reminder that Tinker is BadKotl
>>167618308
>The player base is small as it is.
>the most played online game on Steam does not have a large enough player base
>>167618308
>The player base is small as it is
Gulag doomsayers is the only reason I come back.
>>167618767
>>167618809
of the 800,000 people who play it
750,000 of them are SEA & Russian & middle eastern
And half the people on EU/US are non-whites
The young white population is less than 2% of this worlds
Post an image that describes what it feels like to be a 4k HP tank that is stunlocked while next to the enemy Slark.
>>167618961
You're definitely not one of the 2% judging by your writing skills.
>>167618961
>50k players whose average MMR is 6k who also speak english
I really don't see a problem with this
>>167615745
>rush mek on necro
never play dota again please
>>167619046
WE
NEED
TANK
>>167619132
There is a distinct role in dota that revolves around durability. What should I call it if "tank" is so bad?
Welcome to the South American Kiev Major qualifiers where the rules are made up and the team comp doesn't matter!
dotards?
>>167616096
>>167614975
pls respond
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>>167619601
I'm just here for the esports and memes
>>167615369
hmmmmm... yes.... pottis...
>>167618082
i fucking love you bro!
>>167619492
gaben disabled hat drops for a really long time and only recently renabled them. whether you are talking about playing a game or spectating one the drops still happen but its random. if you are spectating a pro dota 2 tournament game random people get chosen to get drops for spectating of: "double kill" "roshan steal" "courier kill" "rampage" ETC
IIRC none of it will be tradeable in any case so i dont really the point of actively asking for this though
>this fear game
Tinker is such a fucking burden of a hero. Instant report for anyone who picks him
>>167620116
So it's tournament games only, right? I read that it was any game that has >100 spectators, but if that's all it takes (and it doesn't require a battle pass) then that clarifies it. Thanks for the info.
Remember to keep your fap session for after playing so you can release your frustration!
>>167620389
i remember reading something about what you mentioned however the amount of drops are always proportional to the amount of spectators so 100 spectators should give you a higher chance of getting a drop yourself, right? wrong, the less spectators there are the less overall drops there will be, only 1 person might even receive a drop out of this 100 or worse, there may be no drops at all
sometimes the little fish eats the big fish ;)
>>167618082
muh dick.
>>167620964
What did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/y983TDjoglQ?t=46s
>>167621943
>bsj
>bulba
you did it to yourself mason
>>167621694
he's gay
who was in merloobi's stream just now?
Does /d2g/ have NFL players who post here
>>167622927
yeah its yo boy brady right here, I beat those niggers from ATL for you - we will never have an Atlanta Major thanks to me
>>167622927
what if apes can use computers
>>167623194
somehow you manage to post, so it isnt much of a stretch
Sup fags. I don't play this game but my local thrift-shop is selling dozens of these figures in boxes for $7 each. Can I make a profit if I buy and sell them?
>>167620664
That clarifies it even further, now I understand some of the things I read. Thanks a lot.
>lane for 10 minutes
>team with an advantage at this point pushes all t2s
>destroys shrines
>takes rosh
>pushes highground
this is how 90% of the games go. There are no different strategies anymore, this is what everyone does. Feels LoL man
dead game
>>167623435
Does it come with FREE ingame hats?
if yes, you're gonna be filthy rich you jew
>>167622927
yo NFL insider here, super bowl is a honeypot.
Brady gets ratings so brady gets to win.
When does coL play? I wanna See swindle Jew EE
what do you guys have for control groups?
I have 1-6 for items so I can't use that
>>167623435
>$7
holy fuck dude where are you?
they only sold those at TI4
there worth like 20x that
when is the next event? darkmoon was pretty fun desu.
>>167623435
New they're worth like $40
You should be able to sell for at least half that.
2k climber here.
What the hell do you do if your team wants to 5 man push while creeps are pushing towers.
I feel like I always choose wrong since if I go with them we lose space but if I don't go and they lose a fight it's my fault.
>>167624596
I don't use control groups. I don't even switch units. I just have one button that quick casts my purge creep's spell so I don't have to fumble with anything.
>>167623435
there's no way they havent already stripped the ingame items if they are selling it for that price
>>167624638
Wisconsin. Two different Goodwills near me have loads of them. I wonder why.
>>167624709
>>167624874
How can I tell if they still have the in-game items? Is there a code inside or something?
>>167625141
Yeah there should be a card inside which has it on. I'll be really surprised if it's not already claimed though.
>get matched with a 3 stack peruvian team
>other team has a well organized 3 stack
>>167624827
how so?
you just hit the button and it autocasts creep spell?
>>167618961
That's still plenty more players than Overcuck
why are argentinians so bad at the game and so arrogant? the level of delusion of these people is unmatched.
>300k average
DOTARUDISU?
>>167620614
As someone sitting down for a long post-Dota session, I can attest to the veracity of this post.
>>167623312
wow epic insult anon, let me guess you're a Trump supporter?
One of those games
dont mind me just doing 1k pure damage for 2200 gold
what are the best starting items for lycan jungle?
I'm having trouble not dropping to like 30 hp off of 1 or 2 camps.
>>167627269
>that feel when you deal 1k pure damage in an AOE on a 8 (6) second cooldown
When magic ember is nerfed, this brainless piece of shit will be back in every game
>Magnus model
>no more free sets
is there any reason to open dota?
>>167627481
at least he doesn't have chains
>this Fear stream
How does NP not kill themselves having to listen to EE ramble in THAT FUCKING VOICE the whole game?
>>167627756
They're not even marketable, there never was a reason in the first place unless you are confident of winning the powerball of dota
>EE throwing for the 100th time
HE JUST WANTS TO FORCE FIGHTS GUYS!
fucking idiot
>>167627470
hello?
>>167627470
>>167628898
You don't lycan jungle.
The wolves just ain't strong enough at early levels anymore.
>>167628026
>not being hooked on games of random chance
>>167627470
>>167628898
You play lone druid jungle instead. Put only boots on the bear, never go into melee form, and be a tanky, permahasted, GoodSniper
>page 10
W E W
>>167631540
too busy playing dota
>it's a four stack that doesn't communicate with you episode
>the ones who play cores don't buy bkbs
>tfw steam datagram relay
>28 ping
>get routed and ping goes to 300+
>have to restart the game to fix it
>happens all the time during a match
kill me
>come back to dota 2 after awhile
>see new ui changes
Well, a little bit better than the previous madness from 7.00, but I still didn't like how they sacrifice the 3D avatar for information, call me assburgers but I love the 3D avatar, cant believe some of you lot that have it disabled/static
also why is the health/manabar still beneath the abilities?
>>167631886
guilty
>>167615369
how's this for a physical damage lina build:
>treads for attack speed
>drums for some move speed/attack speed and mana regen
>dragon lance for stats + range
>orchid for attack speed, int and mana regen
>desolator for damage
then pickup the damage and range talents to get some pretty good damage and range and ok attack speed without spells, which then obviously becomes great when you use spells
>>167632848
Drums have 100% been replaced by HotD on all builds for all heroes
>it's a I pick leshrac and give my slark free farm and he buys a midas and doesn't do anything the entire game, gg
>>167632848
You don't need to build attack speed
Just get Phase/Soul Ring/Dragon Lance->Orchid->Mjolnir/Octarine/Aghs->Bloodthorn depending on the game
>Pick any hero
>Build Blademail+HoD
>Win
Uhhh...dotards?
>>167632969
>episode
>>167618082
how make work
>>167633091
add .com where it should be since BadReddit filters posts with that extension in them
>>167616303
>vaginaboob
Can they fix midas so its not a shit item?
>>167633265
Its called Helm of the Dominator. The old midas is just still in the game for some reason
>>167633045
sounds good anon ill give this a shot, I assume I can still gank around at the normal times compared to spellcaster lina and I'll have to be more wary of my mana
>>167632675
>also why is the health/manabar still beneath the abilities?
Probably because of the levelup buttons
They added hotkeys so hopefully they will change it back
>>167633136
oh ok thanks
>>167633374
Neat, I see
Also, theres a fps improvement on my end, did they fixed up some stuff?
Anyone else glad VirtusPro got exposed? cocky little shits get what they deserve
>>167633597
Seems like it
The grass was causing fps issues and at least for me it's fixed
Also, opening the scoreboard still takes a bit of the framerate if you're above 60fps
>>167634018
>grass
I fucking knew it.
>>167634197
I found it funny how there's just a checkbox with the word grass next to it
good shit valve
I spent over 60 hours on this game since they put on dark moon. Damn valve for that. Fishing me back into the game like that. Time to quit again since they removed dark moon, because it was the only way to play for people who don't screech autistically in their own mind and mics. Who else is quitting with me?
I think I'll make a game or something and catch up on the seasonal anime. That's way more productive than being a useless dotard 2 gaymer that ever has any fun or makes any money off this no matter how high his rank gets because the pro scene is saturated and so is the workshop. The Jews have this game by the balls and the only thing the rest of us can do is abandon it.
Don't even watch it for entertainment. I don't even have fun watching it anymore because I've seen ever single strat there is to see. I can't even emotionally invest in any team because they're all shitting the bed right now. It's all crumbling around us. There isn't even day9+purge to see this week. Lmao.
You wonder why tons of generals for FREE MOBILE GAMES have 3 posts per second while all we have 0.3 posts per minute? I've given you the reasons.
ggwp.
grants casting pubs
Guys what's better on slark, 10% lifesteal or 15 dmg?
guys what hero should I play as next?
>>167634756
Level stats
>>167634714
fuuuuck i'm in bed reading citadel of the autarch
>>167634714
Grant is a treasure
>>167633351
That's what the soul ring is for, also lets you spam like mad in lane
You also of course buy a wind lace as well for the bit of added speed
>>167633351
soul ring gives almost infinite slaves, wind lance+any boot/blink should be your mobility prios.. i honestly think lina hits hard enough right clicks with staff of wizardry but that dragon lance+mjollnir build is good if you can farm it fast enough
>>167633061
he guy's, guy's, look, look over here, we gotta a real.. he's a real __________
>7 game losing streak
>be shameless 10/14 LC
>useless as shit except for defending a mega
>successfully defended, now heading to enemy base
>im late, but i still believe that im useful
>sold my echo sabre for diffusal blade
>finally at enemy tower
>weaver is hitting luna
>used my memefusal to weaver just to activate his linken then proceeds to duel
>N-NANI!?
>YAMETE LC-SAMA
>ITAI
>s-sayonara...
>Holy shit I did it.
>HOLY SHIT I DID IT
>>167636250
Stop playing support
>>167636383
are riki, nyx and or vengue supports?
>>167636383
I don't,
>>167636307
good job you managed to not be a burden sort of
>tfw someone on your team starts feeding because the early game doesn't go perfectly
>>167637072
forgot face
>support pulls lane every chance they can
>support has 5k net worth 40 minutes in
really makes you think
Why aren't you playing Paragon, /d2g/? It has actual graphics.
>>167637417
because usually graphics are in place for actual gameplay
notice i said "usually" before your insulin spikes and you have another autismal episode
what's better lvl 1
riki
nyx
pudge
wd
bh
vs
>>167638572
at what? manfighting? pudge
ganking? WD/Pudge depending on other heroes, if strong right click then WD, if a disable then pudge
>>167637232
Iz zat good?
>>167637479
Paragons only has to go up at this point. Dota only had to go down at this point
https://www.twitch
.tv/xiituzi
envys gf?
Is deathball back??
ogre magi
earthshaker
faceless void
Who is the Faker of Dota?No one?
>>167639214
the case might be that you went a pos 4/5 and might have to adjust as the games develops, maybe even roam a little at the start of the game since those heroes can and/or are encouraged to roam
>mfw arteezy thought he was the top dog on twitch
>faker blew him the fuck out ten fold
>>167640450
>riki
meme has passed at this point, no stuns = shit for pubs
>nyx
meme has passed, too dependant on levels to be useful, too dependant on items to make a difference when you fall behind
>pudge
one hook can change the game, able to jungle easily after you get tranqs, bkb piercing stun
>wd
stun + ult that can win teamfights on its own
>bh
if you pick bh i will report you even if we win, absolutely worthless piece of shit that offers nothing
>vs
carry at this point, good but other supports do it better
>log on
>lose a game
>win a game
what am I doing with my life?
has bulldog taken the bogpill?
>>167640816
>bh
i like tho.. cancels tps, saves on vision.. i dunno why hate but he seems really good to me
TFW I'm listed as a top Treant Protector player.
https://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/treant-protector/players
>>167641380
Is the top Visage player list basically just a list of everyone that has played Visage?
>>167641380
how bout opendota?
i hate this patch so much man
>>167641887
Nope.
I have no idea how about these rankings but it seems opendota is more aggregate meaning the more you play the more you climb the ranking, Its the only way it makes sense.
how do we cure the emojifag menace?
Which dota heroes can be considered mary sues?
deadgame deadthread
What is the most retard friendly hero?
>>167644550
>mid
viper
>carry
Jugg/WK
>support
lich
>offlane
centaur
>>167619719
Only 9 inches?
reminder feeding to teach faggot farmers that wont end a lesson is what you SHOULd do
>>167618508
>reddit spaces
>retarded post content
like cleckwork
tinker isn't badkotl, march is badilluminate
its the players fault for focusing on MUH KREEPS
>>167645831
tresdin pls JUST LET ME CUM ALREADY!
How do I become an autistic meepo picker?
post some good NA dota talent
>>167644550
Probably huskar since you're punished for not playing retarded.
>>167643230
By winning the event, oh wait...
>went even in win/loss
>down 1 mmr
I'm crying lads
>>167646356
aka "I shoulda been poached by a proper team ages ago but I'm too loyal to my brother"
>>167646976
Small playerbase sorry. and they fixed matchmaking
>2000 party, 3500 solo
>play exclusively party games since distance matchmaking was added, US East
>2 minute queue time
>only peruvians are on the enemy team, my team almost always has communication
>win almost all the games
>want to play one more game tonight but friends don't
>solo queue
>6 minute queue time
>9 peruvians + me
>three claim top at the same time
>one picks lone druid, one picks pudge, one picks slark
>slark is pissed off because he doesn't get to solo, starts feeding himself + courier down mid lane for 10 minutes
>suddenly stops feeding and starts farming
>"Why are you farming? I thought you wanted the game to be over."
>"i have to keep my stats"
>"Winning is a stat, you would win more if you didn't lose your temper and feed for 10 minutes"
>"fuck u faggot american"
How do I avoid Peruvians?
>>167646172
>>167624596
depending on your keyboard you could try the F keys, or zxcv maybe
bad news tho, I was in your exact same position and had to relearn how to play after 2 years because I wanted to play more micro intensive heroes (changed items to zxcv and mouse buttons and started using 1-6 for control).
What does /d2g/ think of SF scepter ulti?
>>167647996
p-pls no!
>>167644550
Magic damage ember can be played by literal coma patients and get up to 6k mmr
>>167648969
>tfw 3k shitter
>started spamming goodsniper ld and veil ember every game
>+600 mmr in 2 weeks
lmao
>hologram theory
>tfw lost 25 mmr because retards fountain dived instead of attacking the ancient without buyback
I hate this game
>envy losing my boy cancel the game with his shit ember build
sad
OFFICIAL LIST OF 7.01 VIABLE HEROES (unlisted heroes are shit versions)
Mid: Magic Ember, Juggernaut
"Offlane": Weaver, Slardar, Underlord, Monkey King
"Support": Pudge, Riki, Monkey King, Ogre Magi
Core: Lone Druid, Luna (SD is only not shit if Luna is on the same team)
That is all. Don't even bother playing shit versions of these heroes.
>>167650127
our guy shadow fiend is pretty good this patch(unless the enemy has ember)
>>167650096
sumail just salty cuz he getting deported
>>167650206
but SF is just bad lonedruid WTF bro?
>>167650096
where is ritsu aka best girl
New to Dota 1. I never knew the Peruvians were this much of an issue man. Also why Peru in particular I can understand Russians but what makes Peru more outstanding out then other latin american nations?
>>167653169
Nice bump trashbag
i actually wanted thread to die but you just had to ruin it
>>167653282
You want to get sent to the fountain?
>>167653169
nothing is particularly bad about peru, all of south america and central america is complete shit for the most part, some places like El Salvador and Honduras are among the most dangerous places IN THE WORLD, some rated almost as bad as afghanistan and Somalia.
Dota 2 somehow just got popular at internet cafes in peru for whatever reason and it just snowballed from there. The entirety of peruvian dota 2 is played at internet cafess basically
Reminder that magic damage ember players are currently the villains of dota 2
,fw darl seer os free mmr
>>167653651
ixmike pls go stream
>>167653742
camt weed and ket
how do i stop edge panning?
>>167654220
>implying edge panning is bad
>>167653169
it's just the frequency of peruvian players, over any other non-US/canada nationality, in US servers
back in the old HoN days it used to be brazillians, but now brasils just play LoL and somehow dota got absolutely huge in peru
>>167654370
probly cos its actually free
>>167654485
yeah but LoL is ``free" too
at least that's what nearly every LoL player will tell you
>>167654542
claiming lol is free is like claiming you can cross an ocean by swimming
>>167654595
You're preaching to the choir fampire.
>>167654653
i know but at least im keeping the thread alive haha right
Why can't puck breathe fire?
>>167654804
Because Puck is a Faerie Dragon, based on the WC Faerie Dragon which was basically a glorified insect.
>>167647996
Source?
ded gaem, ded thread
>>167654804
He's a fairy dragon, he breathes glitter.
>>167632675
>also why is the health/manabar still beneath the abilities?
Because the bottom of the screen is a better point of reference than slightly above it.
The problem is not the current design, the problem was the initial design, but that's just because the old UI was absolute shit since it tried to emulate war3 dota UI.
>>167632675
is this a mech QT?
>>167655619
>Because the bottom of the screen is a better point of reference than slightly above it.
>point of reference
exactly why skills should be there.
you need to see your health/mana with peripheral vision.
even seeing the silhouette give you vital(lul) information.
skills only need ocassional "referencing" on how long is left on cd or do you have mana for it.
this is a beginners mistake in design. its like making the health bar blue and mana bar red, you just dont do this shit.
really shows what amateurs are handling dota right now.
SD's movement speed needs to be fucking halved. What a joke.
>thread is so dead that the anime posters won't even come to make fun the playerbase
hold me bros i dont want to see dota die alone
if i start streaming in 2k bracket games can i at least make someone laugh at my misfortune
i want qop to cuck me
>>167656506
can i be the bull?
>>167656573
are you black?
>>167656612
is being a shitskin a requirement nowadays?
where did it all go wrong DEE TOO GEE?
>>167656670
qop prefers black men, sorry bro.
>>167656769
>TFW you will never slay the T H I C C est hero in dota
how the fuck is every complexity roster so bad or mediocre at best? why are they keeping swindlez around
>>167656943
i think you just answered your own question m8
nice game dotards
>>167656943
>why are they keeping swindlez around
because it's his team
plus zfreek is his brother and that means you'd have to kick both of them
>why do people play with swindle
because dota pro teams revolve around supports/captains, and there's very few competent ones in NA, regardless of how bad swindle may seem to be
How do I deal with Luner every fucking game /d2g/?
why cant there be a way to dodge matches when I see a luna?
>>167657132
how are EG so good then even though they dont have an actual captain?
>>167657185
all of EG's meaningful success has been with PPD
cr1t is supposed to fulfill that role now
our girl stream
when
>>167657269
theyve been decent with the new roster. and apparently theyre all making calls ingame
>>167657358
They won't ever win a major or ti without ppd
cuckoldry lol
>>167657883
dota is the thinking mans game
>pick Bat and mark offlane
>3 stack tells me to go safelane and they'll aggressive trilane
>fine whatever, rune is closer for me anyway and i get to pull for myself
>5mins later they ask for a laneswap
>they're all severely underleveled and are losing the trilane
>look at their lane
>they blocked their own pull camp
>they didn't block the enemy pull camp
>they were all fighting for last hits instead of having the supports zone the enemy and control runes
What the fock.
>>167655910
For starters, nothing is in the peripherial vision, that's intentional, priority is given to the map / game itself rather than the interface, this is already an upgrade from the old one.
Skills are there solely because they have to be SOMEWHERE and that's where everybody else places them, and health and mana are given priority by precisely being on the bottom of the screen instead of at some random height above it, if you want examples of this you can check about every single goddamned game (and pretty much everything) interface out there.
The old design that placed bars above abilities was actually making a beginners mistake by assuming that putting something closer to where people usually have their eyes on is better, which is simply not true, you either put things of importance in the very middle of the UI or you put them on the corners, since it's where it's easier for the eyes to go.
Came back from vacations, how is DAC so far?
are bears good?
are nip shit?
how is ppd doing?
our girl is live
>>167658263
ppdstack beat DC but lost to CoL. they'll have to beat DC again to qualify for the bracket.
bears are very good. they've 2-0'd ad finem and navi, topping their group
nip got beat by alliance. not looking good. but i see potential. synd was playing position 4.
What did he mean by this? Haven't watched esports for some time...
>>167658218
>nothing is in the peripherial vision
hello tunnel visioned retard
>that's intentional
proof
>priority is given to the map / game itself rather than the interface
proof
>Skills are there solely because they have to be SOMEWHERE
like at the bottom
>about every single goddamned game (and pretty much everything) interface out there.
examples
>something closer to where people usually have their eyes on is better, which is simply not true
proof
youre retarded contrarian who has nothing better to do than argue against convenience writing textwalls of buzzwrods
now since i exposed your illiteracy you can fuck off
>>167658571
i have no clue what this means
Why is Treant so shit?
>people give bulldog tons of money just to say hi to him
must be nice being a streamer
>>167658723
same
the only region that comes to mind is SA, with infamous getting kicked out of DAC for roster changes
>sinned partnered and already has a ton of subs
>literally getting cucked by bulldog
>>167658823
not a week after team dilecom had 3 people drop out too
>>167658723
>>167658823
I think that he's talking about Eu region, no idea why
>>167658495
thansk senpai
is feero good?
any game worth watching?
>>167659169
game one against ad finem will answer all your questions.
>>167659213
will watch, again thanks
>scandal
>funn1k
>blowyourbrain
holy shit these guys still play dota
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V__EAnrK3EU
another massive play
bsj outplaying eurotrash
>>167659423
scandal and blow played together for years in empire it's pretty funny to see them together
>>167658795
it's tiny
>we got to the point when we can't tell is this tiny or treant
>>167660225
that's not a dota screenshot
>Enters your house
What do?
>>167660287
call bubu
>>167660287
Any esports today lads?
>>167659514
the American Arteezy!
Sinned is poor man's Anzu
>>167660972
shes a turkroach cunt. sinned is atleast white and bulldogs gf which makes her relevant here.
>>167658584
>youre retarded contrarian who has nothing better to do than argue against convenience writing textwalls of buzzwrods
I'm someone who has actually studied interface design as an actual subject, go read a book.
>>167661229
not him but if you can actually study that why is the interface so fucking bad in 90% of programs/games
>mushi out of fnatic
i feel like i should be more wowed by this. what happened to fnatic? mushi/ohaiyo's various stacks since ti5 have been like valve's ugly child. they went to every major and placed fucking 4th, FOURTH at ti6, but then they changed rosters (why??) lost their best player, didn't get invited to boston, and didn't qualify. what the fuck? idiots?
Why the fuck is the spell called Corrosive Haze? I can even agree that Amplify Damage was kinda stupid and misleading but this isn't any better. There's already a Haze spell and it makes you miss attacks which isn't what Slardar does. Couldn't it be Corrode Armor or something? Fuck this is pissing me off way more than it probably should.
>>167661208
>implying Anzu is less white than an aussy cunt
Rate my Sven build
>>167661662
>turks
>white
get out.
>>167661596
he seems like a terrible teammate and hes not as good as he was back then, but refuses to retire because muh no tis. even actual professional athletes do this
>>167661662
Is Anzu a boy (male)?
>>167661716
>shadowblade
plebbby
>>167661716
>daedalus
>2017
>invoker still played by total sperglords but the hero itself doesnt autowin the game anymore
>so not only are they guaranteed to shit talk, but they are also guaranteed to then feed and lose
BASED
I love shit talking invokshits
>>167660972
Literally who?
>>167661596
Fnatic will take Bears if they won the DAC EU slot and
Mushi leaving without Ohaiyo means it's DK 2017
>>167661739
Finally I have a reason to post this in d2g
>>167662224
i hope they don't. i understand some org will pick them up, but i just...hope it isn't fnatic. that org is lame.
>291 replies
>117 posters
DOTARUDISU?
oh wait thats normal
>looking over my dotabuff for boredom
>186 matches in normal skill
>1 in high skill
wait what
>go search that one high skill game
>i lost a close game in a high skill bracket against a 5k and 4k player
>have a close to 4k player on my team as well
how the fuck did i get into this game and how do i do it more
>>167662224
>Mushi leaving without Ohaiyo means it's DK 2017
You must be absolute giga imbecile if you think any dream team wants a raging racist shit tier mid lol
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>167662681
Git gud
>>167663058
>it's real
>>167662681
Should ask how the fuck are you still in normal bracket in 2017buy an account now
Or create a new one, Opendota.com can detect your average MMR in unranked. 5~10games
Do not support unless you buy all the wards(warding counts in calibration) or not a Healer on the first 10matches you should get at least 3k+ average and DO NOT ever calibrate untill you get High Skill in unranked
People will keep inventing new "go stand against enemy in the mid and right click/spam spells at him heroes" after Ogre was nerfed
>Pure attack speed now works on illusions
How can we make use of this. Has clan_iraq said anything about this
>>167663058
anime makes you better at dota
>>167663413
All I can think of how good this is for Tiny's Manta illusions and Chaos Knight Manta/ultimate.
>>167661208
>sinned is atleast white
dude she's at least 50% asian
hint she's from fucking australia
>>167663413
get 2 moonshards on spectre and switch them out before you reality in
https://dotamemories.com/
lmao saw someone shilling this shit on reddit. i wonder if anyone actually paid for it
SECRET PICKED MEDUSA
WEV LADS
>get home just in time for game 1 of secret vs navi do or die bo3.
Holy shit I'm gonna need some beer for this... also recommend me a snack, dotards.
>>167665557
OH SHIT ESPORTS TIME?
>>167665818
my dick
>>167664541
if only replays didn't exist
>>167664541
>There are people who unironically paid for this shit in LeL before
>Oh no! We're losing business (because of replays finally being added after being decade late), what should we do?
>I know! Try to expand into the game that had fully interactive replays since launch!
>>167666169
>>I know! Try to expand into the game that had fully interactive replays since launch!
Not only that, but doesn't DOTA 2 replay have some sort of "highlight feature" built in?
>>167661804
>>167661835
How would you improve it?
how do you even get low priority
Why don't Medusa players ever get blademails?
What are some good treant replays to watch?
How is it that EU-Navi looks better than the CIS Navi with Ditya and Sonneiko even though they've been playing together for a lot less and they don't even speak the same language
>>167666628
Need to press a button to activate it.
>Axe has abbyssal blade
>it's not an item he needs
>he doesn't have a stun skill
what do
team with Medusa and Puck winning.
Na'Vi are dog shite
where the fuck is dendi in these fights
>tricking the enemy into taking roshan
JEBAITED
>>167666740
I think the combo of the different temperaments is a boon. too bad they got pajkatt tho
ay yo dendi
your R has been off cooldown for 10 minutes
ay yo
aight fuck you then
Medusa 230 right click 32 minutes to the game.
This is why this carry is shit.
why tat rubick didn't chase puppey?
When do the good teams play?
>>167666223
I think it got removed when the game got ported to Source 2. I used it occasionally to look if it highlights some unfitting shit.
When do the GOOD teams play?
>>167636596
With carry venge you win games even if your mid medusa goes manta.
>>167667841
Tomorrow
>>167667841
Soon
>>167667841
>tfw not enough pictures for a Matu folder
>tfw younger brother has more mmr than you
>>167658823
He's talking about SA, infamous did something to piss DC off https://twitter.com/MoonMeanderated/status/827582639905263616
>>167668126
>tfw older sister has more mmr than you
>>167668126
>tfw wife's son has more mmr than you
>reading dota news
>learn that fnatic finally dropped Mushi
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>167668059
Have a comfy Matu
Alliance vs c9, what do you guys think?
>watch some dotes vods on jewtube while waiting for real esports aka DC vs Wanted
>stumble upon https://youtu.be/PCda0Uxd4zM
THIS ISNT FAIR BROS, HOW DID THAT FAT FUCK LAND A 7/10 AT BEST GIRL? THIS ISNT FAIR I'M 6'10 AND A BIT BUFF AND I DONT GET A GF? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>pick rubick
<lose
>>167668402
Appreciated
any news on /our guys/ Virtus Pro? when's the next LAN they'll win?
>>167666594
multiple abandons
>>167668498
Cloud Imperial beat Alliance easily before, and should do it again.
>>167657097
>>167657176
>>167657280
>>167658006
>>167658464
>>167660972
>>167661662
>>167661661
>>167662572
>>167663419
>>167667903
IM GOING TO EAT YOU QT!
Navi has picked so far 3 non-heroes
>>167668548
>implying looks is all that matters once you're over 25
>>167668548
>tfw you'll never win a TI
>tfw you'll never be a popular streamer
>tfw you'll never import an Australian meme to suck your cock on demand
>>167668130
Moon is just mad because his mom gets BEANED every night.That and inf missing scrim
>>167668548
>6'10
I hate to tell you m8, but your dad's a giraffe
>>167668548
to be fair hes funny, so.....
>>167669380
if you're into humor that appeals to children and autists
>>167669380
Dota money, Twitch money. The potential to piggyback off his audience.
What girl would not get wet over that?
>>167669468
Them and women, apparently.
ARE YOU READY FOR WATER SPIRIT THIS WEEK, D2G?
>>167669607
it's Kush Spirit not water spirit
>>167669625
why kush
whats kush
>event drops
>lose 200k players
????????
>>167669520
1 female does not speak for all women
especially since she is an autist as well
>>167669607
water spirit
morp?
what if there was an anime spirit
what would its skills be
>>167669607
>>167669625
>>167669694
>>167669748
better question is WHERE THE FUK IS JUGGER ARCANA
>>167669814
It'd instantly kys itself at the beginning of the game.
It'd be eternally screaming in base about how others get shit done and get paid and he doesn't get shit
>>167668769
they cant even get internet for their bootcamp nowdays lel
>>167669731
bulldog literally maintained a harem
I think women enjoy his humour
>>167669748
Its suijin, anon
the last spirit brother
I honestly would love a typical spirit design (human-like), with Kappa traits
>>167669861
This week, anon!
>>167669938
a couple of attention starved women really isnt building your case. bulldogs humor appeals to the lcd, not really something I would be proud of
>>167670074
>a couple of attention starved women
You mean all women yes
also
>these women don't count because I say so lol xd
ebin my dude
Honeymoon is over.
After starting to play the game after 4 year break and having great teams that speak english and do teamwork.
I now have only russians and russian premades on my team screaming and swearing with no teamwork in sight.
Guess valves welcome party has worn out and it's time to take another 4 year break.
>>167670294
>it's valve's fault that russians are retarded
this void lmao
wtf is pie cat doing
>>167670163
>a handful of women stream with bulldog and one even lives with him
>that must mean ALL women love bulldonger XD
this is literally your argument
Fuck my MMR is 1k5 need party plox
>>167670451
don't believe you post dotabuff
How good is she?
>>167670414
Hey the first 7 games I played were wonderful.
Now every game I have is filled with russians and it's such a cluster.
It's valves fault for matching me with them when russia is not even on my list.
>>167670431
I was literally saying that his humour seems to be receptive with women
That doesn't mean everyone wants to fuck him, that just creates a positive trait that would make women want to associate with him.
Your argument was that the women who do associate with him don't count despite being women, on the premise that you don't also find him funny.xD
secret still manage can throw
wtf
Does anyone else just want to see Dendi happy again?
That Dendi RP cancel.
He still got it guys.
>godz unironically acknowledges Magnus > Void
>>167671065
why does he surround himself with shitters then
>>167671057
I want him to achieve same as Fear when Fear was considered a shitter has-been.
>giving Dendi magnus
Puppey have totally lost it
Dendi Magnus is some scary shit
do it danil
do it mt sheriff
>>167670779
whatever, go spew your bulldonger memes at a bar and tell me how many women spread their legs for you
>>167671057
i just want him to achieve happiness like fear has
>>167618308
nigger there are a couple million people playing this game youre a retard
>>167671267
>yfw Dendi had the chance to be the first x2 TI winner.
>yfw because Puppey trusted Kuroky's retarded af. call (against Dendi's "go push the lanes" he didn't achieve it.
>>167619046
>>167619283
the game calls it 'initiator'
>>167671265
It's literally just confidence and charisma in his case (and all cases).
It's not the words, it's everything else about it.
If you're too retarded to realise this you're either a turbo virgin or a retard.
I think I get Rubick now, and why people are first picking him.
It's the cast point. It's like playing with no lag while everyone else plays with lag. That's why an average player like Biver looks so good with him.
Stealing a stun makes it so that you have 2 disables so you're practically goodLion.
And the magicres aura is a free cloak.
>>167671343
>millions of people
peak 1 mil last 30 days. then remove all the south american """"people"""" and russian "people". then remove the bots and smurfs and youre left with shit
>>167671494
Wow, you're really smart, do you aspire to be the next drafter for EG?
This Na'Vi vs. Secret is a tight game guys
>>167671563
Yeah why not. I'll draft your mom into the team onto the team so everyone else can watch while Sumail and Universe spitroast her.
>>167671490
I'm joining the conversation late, but once women get to their mid-20s, then unless they're insanely supermodel hot then they'll realize that good looking guys aren't everything.
i just want dendi to win but this game is fucking over
>I'll just waste an entire Chronosphere on the most durable hero in this game
>>167671762
fucking hell
>Secret players only hunt & focus Dendi.
kek.
even Puppey knows he is the best player
and Pajkatt the worst
>chrono on a solo centaur
>>167671762
If you have the whole team and he is alone, why not?
>>167671881
Clearly because you don't have the damage and you have the rest of that Centaur's team about to fuck you from behind.
>the villain keeps winning
>>167618308
>>167671343
>>167671550
>>167618961
>>167671881
Because VOID CANNOT KILL A FUCKING CENTAUR NO MATTER IF CENT IS ALONE OR WITH TEAM KEK
>versing
Not a word. I don't know why he gets away with it while Tobi gets crucified for LASSU
>>167672036
how is ogre looking anyway
i haven't been following his team in a while
>>167672052
http://steamcharts.com/app/570
??
>>167660287
is that proxy paige?
https://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/treant-protector/players
I'm one of the best ranked Treant Protector players in the world.
AMA
>>167672185
Are you fucking retarded? Peak is not the same as unique visitors, dear lord /d2g/ you can really surprise me some times
>>167672052
What the hell is that number? Dota never had that any people
>>167672094
they do better than you'd think
>>167672297
i said peak in the post you replied to fuckface
>>167672302
are you unable to read anon?
>>167672185
Your data shows average peak players during specific periods.
Dota's homepage shows unique players per month.
How does your post refute mine?
>>167672302
just because the peak is 1m doesn't mean that there weren't a different set of 1m players playing on the 13 days of the week of the dark moon
>>167672238
why do you do it anon? is it the money? the women?
do you ever get echo sabre? it feels like it should be good if you go core tree, which in itself sounds completely shit but, you know, fun
>>167672052
>valve lies this much
>>167672408
>doesn't mean that there weren't a different set of 1m players
Not him. But is that really possible?
>>167672408
That's not even possible. There can't be that many unique users. Gaben is shameless.
>>167672441
I play hard 5 because I'm a cuck.
>>167672581
how can there be 13 million dotards if there is only 5 million people on earth
>>167672476
I'd hazard a guess most people spend at most 2 hours a day playing dota, the player count is like 300k-ish outside of eurocore hours, 12*300k + 600k is like 4mil
>>167672476
there are a lot of people that just go in do 1 game and stop for a month me included
>>167672449
>muh gaben conspiracies
>>167672715
So in other words you spend more time shitposting on /d2g/ than actually playing the game.
>trollpicker is off his meds again
When will this piece of shit faggot company fix matchmaking
i hope the next hero is a hot female with a russian accent
>>167672768
i come here to shitpost when i'm watching esports
>gained 500 MMR by randoming every game
>It's always Americans vs South Americans
>Have only 4k good boy points
>Still on a massive winning streak with only 1 game lost since 7.0
I don't like the 7.0 change he's, but somehow the region changes have been a miracle for me, every game it's perhaps and huehues bitching at each other as they get fucking steam rolled and get called disgusting jungle beamers.
>>167634714
hes so fucking ugly
jew hair
acne
eczema/psoriasis
jam jar glasses
probably a manlet
i bet hes a virgin kek
>>167672795
thats nearly 7k average how can somebody be tbd what the fuck
Woah #Scary "Scared #AltRight #NeoNazi #Drumpf
>>167672795
maybe cancel shouldnt stack with shitters
>>167672795
More last hits than Slardar.
>>167672831
valve insider here
the next hero is suijin the water spirit
he's bipolar as fuck and switches personalities and voices when he activates his low tide mode vs high tide mode
>>167672932
he was solo though
>>167672889
Unranked MMR is uncapped.
So you bot your account to 9k MMR in unranked.
Then join calibration
VALVE QUALITY CODINGGGGGg
>>167673068
i thought the max for that was like 4-5k?
>>167673045
so basically morphling but also storm spirit
sounds fucking retarded
>>167673045
>>167673176
We have water (Morp), earth (ES), fire (ember) and electric (Storm) spirits.
How come no air spirit?
>>167673142
THE CALIBRATION has maximum.
THE UNRANKED MMR isn't capped.
>>167673293
>morphling is a spirit
>>167673293
wind panda
>>167673362
Whatever no gives a shit about lore.
>>167673398
Nah thats alcohol.
>>167673293
Morphling is NOT a spirit brother.
Storm is both Wind + Electricity
There are 4 spirit brothers as shown in the MK comic.
Whatever the 4th brother is, he has a purplish aura to him and his attacks looked like sharp angled purple and black crystals.
ETA till real esports aka DC vs Wanted?
based valve
Playerbase BTFO
You stupid losers are bad.
>>167673538
iron spirit
>>167673538
metal spirit confirmed
>chink elements
>>167673538
WTF the next spirit is death, the event is fucking DARKmoon, what with the shitty water spirit speculation ?
LETS DESIGN SUIJIN, ILL START
Suijin, the water spirit
Q - Water remnant
>Suijin casts a water remnant that can be picked up by Suijin, allies or enemies. If it gets taken by an enemy, it does damage, slows them and increases the damage they take. If it gets taken by an ally/Suijin, it heals and increases damage resistance. X charges.
we have seen mobility/damage remnants, but not defensive/supportive remnants
>>167673538
Next spirit is either some kind of void fucker like Enigma or a Metal spirit.
The real question is what the primary attribute would be.
>>167673802
Strength
We don't have a strength spirit yet.
>>167673802
>inb4 valve goes full fucking retard and makes a cooldown/cc duration reduction attribute
>>167673538
Next is death here is the proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC21deWT24I&t=128s
>>167673912
earth spirit is strength you retard
why do i have a feeling you're memeing that kaolin isn't a hero anymore because of chain nerfs or that he's primarily a spellcaster so str is weak on him
fuck you
>>167673716
>what with the shitty water spirit speculation
I DONT KNOW
MAYBE BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE FIRE, EARTH, WIND/STORM, AND THE ONLY ONE LEFT IS WATER?
MAYBE?
I DONT KNOW?
AND MAYBE BECAUSE ALL THE BROTHER'S NAMES ARE KAOLIN, XIN, AND RAIJIN
AND THE ONLY ONES LEFT IS SUIJIN
THE WATER GOD
IN THE JAPANESE BLA BLA
MAYBE?
WATER?
WATER SPIRIT?
maybe?
>>167673912
do you mean int
>>167673538
>Whatever the 4th brother is, he has a purplish aura
I keep telling you guys it's Weed Spirit or something
>>167674304
DUDE
>>167674062
Actually, there's Suijin, Fujin, Tenjin and Ryujin left with that naming scheme.
>Alliance vs C9
who's going to be the bigger cuck?
how to check goodboy points again?
Is a half hour wait for random draft in the us normal?
>>167674360
friendly reminder that syndstack LOST to lodastack LOL either way my country sweden loses HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>167674417
open console, type in
developer 1
dota_game_account_debug
>>167673538
what is this massive Fe Spirit samefagging? It's gonna be daeth spirit stop your deslcuiosns
Rate my bullshit guys
Somethingjin The metal spirit
No primary attribute is part of his gimmick, one of his skills is an attack modifer with a cooldown that places a metal remnant in the target's inventory that lasts for a duration and mutes the item its overlaying.
This is all I got.
>>167674360
Both teams are unstable, I think Cloud 9 is overall the better team, but I feel like it's just a coin toss who fucks up more between Babyknight and Loda
Are you faggot nerds still playing doter duo?
>>167672094
decent enough for what you'd expect
they had a pretty hype LB run at Dotapit, taking out DC, VP and iG in 3 BO1s in a row
>>167674780
Of course
If you dont play the game, you dont deserve to be here, and you should kill yourself
>>167674780
No I am watching the vote for DeVos
are you ready to
SAY
HIS
NAME?
>>167674826
>>167674873
Gay and stupid what a mix
First odd reply picks new name for 100 games
>>167674997
yung lean?
>i have to suffer through longer queues because some passive-agressive shitters blame peruvians
>two russians talk to eachother in russian
>"english plz, fuckin cykas, cause im not a part of the conversation that you dont want me to be a part of, and thats unacceptable"
>>167675108
thx for the update blogfriend
matchmaking distance was nothing more than a placebo
reeeee
>>167675349
>Random Draft
Only chinks play it dummy.
>>167675349
>Playing reddit draft
has your waifu been HUSKARED yet
>>167675440
>>167675508
I want some degree of control in my games
Is that too much to ask?
>>167675614
The only thing you can ever have control over is your own play.
why the fuck does low prio exist
leaving should be a human right this game is bullshit that you cant leave if you have bad players on your team
>>167675606
sauce please i love NTR
>>167675710
you can leave just fine anon.
you are only punished for trying to play again afterwards.
>>167675614
>That Treant build
Holy shit is Midas and claw viable on Treant ? Support main asking here
>>167675935
imho if a game isnt going your teams way it should be automatically safe to leave
>>167675606
>HUSKAR
strange way to misspell "burning pile of shit"
>>167675947
>Support main asking here
Treant is obviously not supporting here.
>>167676002
>he wants to add a concede option
then every fb all chat will be spammed with
cc 15 gg no re
afk fountain
what a fun and challenging game
>>167675947
if you mute everyone & play your own game maybe
fucker afked the whole time
someone called him out & he responded with .I. so I muted him
>>167676090
thats every game already
ffs valve needs to add an option to permamute every teammate and enemy and remove pings
>>167675710
>>167676002
Back when Dota 2 was in beta in 2011/2012 you could abandon whenever you wanted without penalty.
I would abandon 10 games a month back then, felt good man.
>>167676132
have you ever thought that maybe multiplayer video games are just not for you?
>>167619095
>not rushing mek on necro
>teamates never die in team fights because lul my insane heals
>>167676082
Oh to bad back to hugging tree and beg for chump changes i suppose
>>167676097
Wow sound like an absolute nigger, i like to be as nice as possible when i support, unless my teammates act like a dick
>>167676143
yeah thats pretty much the only good option
the problem with multiplayer is other people, being able to cut off communication or leave is the solution, you shouldnt be punished for not wanting to play a game youre going to lose
>>167676143
sauce ?
>>167676143
sounds awful
some fucking neet throws a tantrum and now I really have to play 4v5 once every 10 games?
>>167676441
>you shouldnt be punished for not wanting to play a game youre going to lose
pic related is >>167675614
sure I wanted to leave but I don't on principle
>Come back to dota after a 2 years
>Check out on SingSing to see that he only played shit team since C9 and quit
Wat happened
Which Hero allow me to be a cuckold ?
>>167676660
he finally realized he's garbage
>>167676660
He was incompatible.
>>167676797
Support role technically can be done on any hero.
who's ready to watch the CEO of EG cuck sunsfan?
>>167676660
Farming mids buffed
Roaming mids nerfed
Ember nerfed for a long time
Memeback implemented
>>167676797
you can play io or shadow demon
https://twitter.com/JackieMButler
>These are the type of people LoL company employs.
First tiebreaking vote in 8 years lads, what a ride
>>167676143
>>167675710
>literal 1K dumpster trash can't play from behind
>>167677025
Seems based
>>167677096
It's more fun to snowball, why waste another 20 minutes trying to make a come back when I can just find a new match and spend time snowballing.
>>167676953
what's ppd up to? Is he buying Dotacinema?
>>167677217
thankfully the game isn't balanced toward what absolute shitters think is fun
>>167677321
It must be because I've always had a pretty good winrate
>>167677379
>winrate
unranked shitters who think they know ANYTHING about the game are the worst
>>167677025
wow this is hilarious
turns out Lyte PhD, the mastermind behind LoL's "anti-toxicity", is actually a toxic asshole in real life
who would've guessed
>>167677025
Engaged to an Asian.
>>167677426
lul what's your MMR hamster kiddo
Sniper is literally bad lone druid now. What was icefrog thinking?
>>167678000
>no denial
turns out I was right
>>167615660
Ogre Magi
>>167615856
Only Tony is good from your shitty list and even then you mispelled, apply yourself
>>167616303
>cockdicks
hehe
>>167678120
I'm literally 8k
>>167678037
"Fuck westerners."
>>167676143i actually find it disgusting if she shows my cum like that
on the other hand, i never abandoned back then because of ego and it feels good to have 1% or 0% abandon during those days
>losing with slardar, badsylla and goodsniper
>>167678350
>le ironic deflection
reddit might be your place
>>167678608
idk you seem like a real crybaby to me too champ
I guess alliance are the bigger cucks?
>end up with 35000 healing and 33 fucking assists as lycan
Lycan is literally better chen, what the fuck.
>>167678652
>awawaaaa why can't I just leave when things don't go my way
>crybaby
you have to go back, this is a white board
>>167678670
being from sweden is an automatic win in the cucklympics
>>167678780
Thanks /pol//
>Liimp rushes skati on sniper over MKB against PA
>Surprised when he does no damage and loses the game
Babyknight will win DAC in a game 5 deciding match against BSJ
>>167679083
ill take things that will never happen for $1000 alex
OGRE MAGI
EARTHSHAKER
FACELESS VOID
>>167679156
My name is Fred
Gee Alliance, is this the power of TWO snipers?
>>167679156
you're rightBSJ would win
>>167678762
>this is a white board
LUL clearly not looking around you tardo
>>167679431
>tardo
you're not fooling anyone tiago
>>167679252
PA is cute! Cute!
>>167679471
dota 2 is the most non-white game on this board next to fighting games, in America it's all shitskin Perus, in Europe it's all slavs and fingols, in Asia it's commie chinks and sea monkeys.
>>167679580
>dota is for non-whiiiiiiiiiites
lel, at least you stopped pretending
why don't you go to your favorite ongo bongo latino board?
>>167679714
ye don't even try and dispute that this game is largely populated by filthy thirdies you mong.
>>167679810
that doesn't mean this board is for you, you have to go back
What happened to Alliance?
They used to be a top tier team and everyone loved them, then all of a sudden they just turned into shit. Even Bulldog realized this and left the team because there's no future for them.
>>167679934
meme team that won during a meme patch then have been exposed as the frauds they always were
>>167679810
d2g is white
Our guy singsing is streaming dotards
>>167678886
t.Waga
>>167679918
Make me or stfu babby
>>167673538
it's clearly the cum spirit, are you all blind? literally a cum stain
>>167680074
im going to kiss you adelaide
>>167679810
>only nonwhites want to leave games with no consequence
>"why can't we leave games"
gee I wonder
>>167679580
finlando is white!
>>167680191
w-wew ok
it annoys me that weaver is in the meta because I suck balls with the hero and now all of a sudden it's hot shit which proves that I am the one who sucks balls
guys I think Alliance are going to lose again with this draft
>>167680334
>I suck balls with the hero
Weaver is hard to play? Just be an annoying fucker with Shukuchi and Swarm.
>>167680201
> wanting to get punished for walking away from a steaming pile of shit
That's cuck talk son.
>>167680334
no boots weaver is the way to go
>>167680420
monkeys don't get to decide what cucking is
Redpill me on Lycan
>C9 CORELOCK
>ALLIANCE
WHO WILL THROW HARDER?
>>167680552
very fast doggo, knocks on doors and woofs
>>167680480
Figures there'd be a self-styled expert cuck in the gulag.
>>167680641
how does it feel knowing no matter how many of you play this game your opinion will never matter as much as white people's?
>>167680565
Lifestealer bomb is like 90% of alliance drafts because of loda hero pool, if they lose they should disband and balda could start a team with mushi and dendi or something
why would you ever want to concede in a game with rubberband mechanics. i mean its fine in league of lel where the game is decided at 5 minutes
>>167680738
Cucks aren't white.
Was it Bulldog that carried Alliance during their primetime? At that time all the heroes Bulldog played was at the top and he often carried the games himself.
>>167680886
it's funny looking at you throwing around buzzwords that were never meant for use by you people
>>167680883
the only ones asking for it are neets who can not handle adversity would rather have an easy way out like how they deal with real life
>>167680980
Cuck club isn't a secret club.
>ult that takes up half the screen with retarded long stun that goes trough immunity
>magic damage nuke
>cleave and extreme phys DMG that goes trough the roof with a battlefury
Name this good and fun hero an eulls, force pike, 550 move speed, crimson guard, and BKB cannot even phase.
Why the fuck hasn't Loda retired yet, even Bulldog got the clue already. How much punishment does this swedecuck have to take till it gets through his bald head that the level of play is above him now.
>>167681092
what the fuck are you even trying to say negrito?
you've got to stop spouting shit that only makes sense to you
>>167680074
You lied to me!
>>167681291
he's funnier than you, autist
>>167681164
Magnus
>>167681362
>funny
you think niggers on my board is a joke?
>>167681341
wtf
>>167681410
Bingo.
I wonder why people even play enigma these days.
>>167681504
Why would anyone watch him? Even Waga is less reddit than Sing.
>>167681504
>Titan Souls
>1467 viewers
variety streamers were a mistake
>>167681164
Battlefury sucks ass though
post mmr grinding music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d7U4CX0PHk
is loda playing pos 3 now?
SPICE DADDY IS ON
>>167681567
>not watching our guy
>>167681586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ0djllyqwY
>>167681586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrxJCOVsV1E
had a sick idea for a new hero:
forgemaster
q - terraforge - create a 300 unit aoe that slows for 1.5 seconds, increasing over the duration and maxing out at a 100% slow. after the 1.5 seconds the earth explodes, creating a 200 unit aoe cliff that damages and traps anything that was in the slow zone on top of it.
w - kinetic smash - every few seconds your next attack is guaranteed to true strike, deal bonus damage and launch its target 500 units in your direction. if they hit a cliff face or tower they stop, take more bonus damage and have break applied for 3.5 seconds.
e - forged armor - using spells or items gives you a stacking buff that provides bonus armor and a guaranteed damage block on the next attack. suffering an attack removes a stack, and punishes the attacker by removing some of its armor and damaging it.
r - mystic anvil - place a structure that has a spell amp aura and grants all nearby allies your current forged armor stacks. whenever spells are cast near the mystic anvil it resonates with power, unleashing a wave that restores the mana of allies it hits, increases the spell amp form the aura, and reduces all current cooldowns by 1 second.
>>167681546
he's literally offlane lich, that's why
>>167681586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmFFTkjs-O0
>>167681750
lose lane win game
>>167681586
>dies
>turns off music
DOTARDS?
>>167627470
>>167681858
how do you lose the lane as enigger?
>>167681918
dive tower and feed your eniglets to the enemy carry
shit I shouldn't have queued ranked
I'm four gin & tonics deep
>>167681967
haha drinking alcohol, we gamers amirite?
>>167682240
I think I have ap roblem to be honest
Can someone explain to me how League has more viewers and is more popular than doter?
I don't get it
anybody ooga booga lately?
>>167681727
The anvil would be imba as fuck in teamfights.
>>167681727
There's already a worldsmith hero
Rate Dotards, the Hurricane Pike of melee heroes
Thrust Sabre
Made with
>Echo Sabre $2650
>Force Staff $2225
>Recipe $700
>Total $5575
Stats
>+20 int
>+20 Strength
>+20 Attack Speed
>+20 Damage
>+75% Mana Regeneration
>+4hp regen
Passive - Double Attack
>Causes melee attacks to have a 20% chance to attack twice in quick succession. The double attacks apply a 0.8 second 100% movement and attack speed slow on the target.
Active - Force Thrust
>Pushes any target unit 600 units in the direction it is facing. If cast on yourself, or on an allied melee hero, they will attack any and all enemy units with bonus damage in their path, applying a 0.8 second 100% movement and attack speed slow on each struck target. Double click to instantly cast Force Thrust on yourself.
>Bonus damage for Force Thrust: 80 (magical)
>Double Attack and other attack modifiers can fully proc during Force Thrust
>Attacks animation is ignored during Force Thrust, attacks are instant
>18 second CD
Work like pic related.
>>167682523
the passive is shit compared to normal echo sabre
>>167682523
stealing this
>tfw anti mage omnislash
>tfw you doom doom
>tfw wind gets shackle shot
it's so funny
>>167682293
Smart Marketing, lucky timing, addictive Payment modell
THAT SWAP AHAHAHAH
LMAO that coordination
>>167682523
>more ebin mobility ching chong shit
go back to league
Lone Druid's projectile is so slow, looks really weird when he murders people
>>167683069
the best part of dota is the potential to humiliate people when you kill them
why is it the same garbo teams always playing
c9
navi
alliance
nip
bears
what if there was a hero whose whole gimmick was summoning another stronger unit but the optimal strategy was to just right-click people
>>167681245
he has to provide
How many UAMs are left in the game?
Deso and Maelstrom?
>>167683408
because game is dead and theyre the only teams left
lmao
shitliance
>Babyknight, a former SC2 pro, could have won TI3
dotards!?!
>>167683408
because the good teams get invited
there's really no way to grind out of 2k is there? even if I play the best I can, which admittedly isn't great, I'm held back by my teammates
Like this razor who randoms when we already have 3 cores
>>167683450
how do you know what a UAM is and not know about the wiki?
>>167683657
>held back by my teammate
haha this delusion
>>167680204
Brooklyn Kurtz is finnish
>>167683450
blightstone/deso and morbid mask/satanic/mom
mana break
caustic finale
arcane orb
frost arrow
>>167683657
>there's really no way to grind out of 2k is there?
>I'm held back by my teammates
DUNNING KRUGARITE SPOTTED
my setup feels uncomfortable
>>167683657
>can't win with a 4 cores team at 2K
>>167683761
every time i think dunning kruger is just a reddit meme theres some delusional 1k fool who confirms its existence
idk
maybe ranked isn't for me then
>>167683657
Since you're a genuine 2K, please state if the following statements are true or false in your opinion:
- mid should gank often
- supports should pick first
- slardar is a core
- necrophos is a support
- a good draft needs a tank
- when you're behind, you should play defensively and stay on your high ground
>>167683657
im mid 5k now this chart has more than a year
of course its possible to get out of 2k you just have to be better than the average player there and all it takes is litearlly to not play with your feet but hands instead
its okay if you are bad and cannot, but dont say stupid shit like its impossible
reminder that if you want to leave 2k bracket just read this and spam Viper mid every game
>Leave for one minute
>Cloud 9 loses
What happened?
>>167683960
i started to enjoy the game a lot more when i realized this
>>167683986
>no, supports should rotate on mid
>depends on their pics
>sometimes
>no
>no
>no, you smoke & get a pick and an objective if you can
>be cuck 9 owner
>jump the gun and buy a team that hasn't won shit
>not even a month later fatastack shows up
>then your team can't even beat alliance
>build sheepstick on warlock
>build ags on weaver
>lose
Dotards...?
>>167683520
lol
>>167684029
>NA 2K is gonna be filled with shit vipers soon who think they can just emulate day9
>C L O W N 9
>L
>O
>W
>N
>9
>>167684078
They lost a pretty important teamfight and allowed Alliance to recover just enough so they could get kills on their cores and quickly rush down their base.
>>167683986
>- mid should gank often
depends
>- supports should pick first
y
>- slardar is a core
can be
>- necrophos is a support
y
>- a good draft needs a tank
n
>- when you're behind, you should play defensively and stay on your high ground
you should also get kills
pro here
>>167683986
Another anon here, guess my MMR
- no
- yes
- no
- no
- yes
- yes
>>167684078
Feed one by one and then lose
Also warlock lategame
>>167684078
superior Swedebull dota proving Danes are the true cucks
if they added concede to dota maybe koreans would actually play it and the game wouldn't be so dead. Even the chinese scene is only old fucks from wc3
>>167684223
then i hope they never add it becuase koreans ruin every game they touch sooner or later
>>167684223
nice blog
>>167684223
fuck off leaguebabs, we're not interested in gooks taking over our competitive scene
>mfw league esport is filled with teams that have literal smartphones names
>>167684223
>adding more third world countries would make the game less dead
how about a way to make Dota more popular in AMERICA? We're like less than 10% of the game population
>>167684223
>Concede
It's hilarious how every casual I ever met always wanted this in the game.
>>167684112
I wonder which org is going to pick up B)ears, probably Mouz
>>167684223
wings never even played wc3 and they just won a ti
fuck off
any team needs a mid? or safelane? or offlane? or support? or a ward bitch? or a coach? shit ill be the waterboy
>>167684421
>>167684394
>>167684363
>>167684340
>>167684325
>>167684324
butt mad pink niggers
>>167684223
No concede feature appeals to russians/pinoys/perus who will rather rage and try solocarry the game until the end.
It isn't a coincidence the countries Dota is most popular in have the lowest MMR
Philippines, peru and russia are around #200
http://www.opendota.com/distributions/countryMmr
>>167684451
I've got some bullies that need a lesson or two taught, you wanna help with that?
>>167684451
I need to smack a bitch, what are your qualifications?
>>167684539
Europeans and Americans are more likely to Ragequit than Russians or Seamonkeys
>>167683957
>every time i think dunning kruger is just a reddit meme
How about you go there since you fit in with the rest of the idiots who think everything is a meme.
Just Think for one fucking second, dunning kruger makes a lot of sense even without proof, but no you need to think it's a fucking meme, because everything is a fucking meme to you fuckboy.
>Slardar
how can one fish be this attractive?
whites are going to beg on the streets of India in the future. White servants will drive our cars. Respect Indian dota you faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
another hero idea because autism
>serpent vizier
>q - ishtars wrath
channel and unleash a lazer that follows your cursor, dealing burst damage and damage over time to enemies it hits and leaves a damage over time trail as it moves
>w - demonic guile
channel and force a target to move towards you, both you and your target lose armor for each 100 units your target moves
>e - cobras kiss
while channeling the vizier's pet serpent attacks foes, damaging and purging them. if they draw too close they also take max hp damage and are silenced by the serpents attacks.
>r - occult chains
summon a magic serpent that strikes out in a line in front of the vizier, constricting the first hero it hits. constricted heroes cannot move more than 600 units away from the vizier and have their mana burned based on their max mana on every instance of damage suffered while constricted.
>>167683723
>mongoloid clinkz
why
>>167684945
POO IN LOO
>>167684939
ive an attractive fish in my pants you fuckboy
6x5.5
all you ahve to do is dress as lina cast a few spells and then use your aura as you know
>>167685017
Mongols have bows, clinkz has bow, clinkz is mongol senpai
>>167683657
You can split push your way to 3k even if you have an extra chromosome.
>>167685005
>channel and unleash a lazer that follows your cursor
stopped reading there. that's retarded senpai
>>167685103
rat doto is best strategy
>>167685112
but it gives you something to do while you get killed
>>167666996
>picks pa
>pick supp guys
>>167685284
>then the other teammates pick shadow fiend, invoker, pudge, and tinker
>>167685083
I'll bring a blowtorch to simulate that authentic Lina-pussy experience
>>167685284
pick tree, get courier, armour yourself all game
How exactly does Acid Spray work?
Why does it instantly melt your armor by a specific amount, but then allow it to spontaneously reform as soon as you leave the aoe?
Explain this shit dotards
>>167685512
ids fuggin magick :-DDD
>>167685512
because its a video game you fucking retard
>>167685512
litearlly in the definition you retard:
>Alchemy is the very old study and philosophy of how to change basic substances (such as metals) into other substances
it changes your steel plate armor into copper or some other weak shit
>>167684394
What does a concede option have in common with being casual?
Are pros suddenly casual because they have an option to "gg" out?
I mean conceding is kinda already in the game.
People just idle in their base until it is over. It just takes longer.
Adding a concede option to ranked wouldn't hurt anyone. Instead of being afk in the fountain, you would be already searching for the next game.
>>167685512
it's a chemico-physical catalyst. it makes incoming blows have more effect, but doesn't in itself damage the wearer/armor. when you leave the spray it runs off your armor.
>>167685697
pros play in a 5 man party and they know when a game is over
your average retarded solo group of 4k playres has no clue when a game is over and will never be all on one page
>>167685697
Concede > less game time > more games played > faster burn out > game life decreases
10 years. This game has been alive for 10 years.
There are many things at play which prolong the life of this game despite it being more or less the same as what it was when it first came out.
>>167685118
kill urself weeb
i think im actually gay
>>167667841
the Tom Brady of Dota in one hour
>>167684029
>>167684156
What's Day9 at now?
>>1676862038=====D
how did that make you feel?
>>167686203
no one cares idiot
>>167686203
same but only for girls (males)
What you guys think of this new Battlefury-less AM build?
>>167686137
hello r*ddit
>>167686443
off urself immediately weeb
>>167686429
i think that am is a terrible hero and no build will change that
>h-hey guys would you mind not fighting for 20min until i turn into something more than a creep?
>ALSO please dont leave your side of the river i need the jungle thanks
icefrog here, ama
>>167686534
can you make it so you get vac banned if you post anime here for no reason?
>>167686534
you ruined the game with 7.00
>>167686486
So you're not denying it?
>>167686587
no
>>167686642
sorry you feel that way
>>167686721
shrines are the most reddit thing you did
>>167686530
you are definitely not >5k.
>>167672859
artificial sweeteners such as aspartame/sucralose, which are in monster ultra which he is drinking, can cause acne
>>167686429
it's great, people still building BF are delusional
>alliance coordination
Every game is more embarrassing than the last
If you don't build skadi on AM, you're actually retarded.
New thread bois
>>167686942
>>167686942
>>167686942
>>167686970
If you pick AM, you're actually retarded.
>>167686991
shit thread, make a real one
Real new thread here.
>>167687186
>>167687186
>>167687186
>>167686991
haha hepic 4gag memes my dude
+5 le epic kudos XD
>>167686806
i actually am and if you think different then it shows that you arent because that hero is bottom 5 safelaners this patch
the only way to play him is in some weird mid matchups and even then hwy when there are better heroes
>>167687451
You're fucking retarded then for a >5k. I'm 6,2k and half the reason my shit memestack did well in battlecup was because of AM drafts. The hero definitely has his niche at the moment.
1k player here.
Called my wk a retard for going radiance vs ember, sniper, lion, dk and tiny.
I know I was right here, but is radiance on wk otherwise generally valid or would you go for other items? Why or why not?
>3 threads
>all are dead
gj dotards
I'm gonna get in a comfy 10 PM treant protector aghs game
>>167686530
>>167686806
>>167687451
>>167687659
You think AM is shit, but consider spectre who is a literal piece of shit.
>>167694937
>Spectre aghs
>Desolate now deals its damage in the detection aoe and is always active
Fixed