/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>30 posts early when we get 5 posts in an hour.
good lord OP kys

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>tfw dORk moob us getting deleeeeted
I didn't even fap today so I still have my depression desu.

>>167579473
WHOA
Who is this semen demon?

>jerax on front page games
>hes always feeding out of his mind
>still wins because carried by random pub teammates

IS THIS THE OPPOSITE OF THE SHADOW ZONE?

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inb4 skeever posters

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>>167579506
Vigne a seamen daemon seasonal second best waifu desu.

>>167579542
Support life is like that. You feed and get carried.

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Only 9 inches?

okay honestly where this girls cant poop thing comes from?

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>>167574443
i need sauce on this picture pls

>enchantress
>lone druid
>winter wyvren
>jakiro
>sniper

What do you think of team snipers?

>>167579569
>that finger control
inhuman

Centaur against Sniper mid.

Holy fucking lel this team is retarded

>stopped fapping
>stopped watching anime
>mmr has gone up 900 points in less then 1 week, im almost 5k

Who would of thought

>BTS forgot the overlay.

Fucking incompetent retards

hahah fucking SPartan

>>167580271
when you fap everyday you lose more testosterone then your body can replace, and the estrogen from that american white breast chicken literally means you turn into a women.

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>>167580271
>stop having fun
Hahahahahahaahahaba
Ababagaga
Ahahah

Doris

Soxbs

>enjoy life less

>>167580271
>would of
you need to go back

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>>167580746
Back to paradise?

reminder

col > ppd > eg > dc > np > freedom

>That Dire jungle rune fight
damn

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>No little girl hero

>>167580706
wew love this meme

>>167580706
nice science

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I desperately need help..
I've been having Ping issues over the last few months. Every game, even bot games I've been having this weird Kbps loss which was minimum 60 to a 180. If you don't know what that thing is, it's up the top right with ping & fps. Here's a pic of it. So at first I thought it's my internet, but after tethering my phone's data it's still the same.
Hell, even in a bot game I get the same lag, making it nearly impossible to play.
Help?

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>>167580706
What's wrong with becoming a girl?

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>>167581135
?

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>>167580706
Dotards?
Is this actually true?

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>>167581237
im a female. (male)

Want my knee high socks battlestation pics?

>>167581209
IIRC bot games occur on LAN so it is probably an issue with your router.

You need to post more info though, are you on WLAN?

>>167581209
except bot games are not even played online, if you host a bot game with you only and bots, this game runs on your computer and doesnt run over the internet at all, you can play these games while in offline mode. if you are lagging offline then thats on your end

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When are the qualifiers over? Hoping for this shit patch to get changed already.

>>167581342
Yeah I'm on a wired connection. Even used my phones data in order, but it's still the same issue.

>>167581295
You wish, white boi.

>>167581373
Yeah but how do I fix that? It's not internet related by the looks of it

>>167581295

one chinese i think study showed that if you dont fap your testosterone levels MAGICALLY get way higher on the 7th day and 7th day only (might have been some other it doesnt matter)

mind you days 1-6 and days 8-infinity you dont get anything

many other studies seeing how retarded that is tried to reproduce it and failed

conclusion: either the chinks fucked up their shitty study and the countless studies done after are correct, or only they got the study right and the countless studies after are fucking up

nofap community clings to that one chink study like a bible

thats literally it

>>167581410
Wired so you are connected via ethernet and you tried using your phone as a portable hotspot?

Well that narrows down the issue to your computer itself, and if it's the same wireless and wired, it's more likely a software issue.

What do you have running in the background?

>>167581295
your testosterone goes down after masturbation.
if you masturbate all the time testosterone is always down.
it all adds up and you fuck up your body.

>>167581586
>MAGICALLY get way higher on the 7th day

Sabbath confirmed high test

>Team gets wiped.
>Thug stays farming in the lane near the jungle where his team got wiped.

lols

>>167581491
start off by verifying the integrity of game files for dota 2 through steam client
you may find out that its faster if you uninstall and reinstall the game though

>>167581603
The usuals.
Torrents (nothing downloading), OSbuddy, Mirc, discord, chrome, skype, windows defender, dropbox

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Singsing is streaming dotards

>>167581658
what you are saying is that to be le manly you should be celibate?

yeah when i think about it all those priests look like action movie actors desu

>>167581789
>Windows.
Why do you use this sack of shit in 2017

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LEGION IS A MEME HERO
STOP PICKING HER

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>>167581295
look at your body, are you growing "pecs"? Are your hips becoming more wide? Do you have low energy even after eating and sleeping well?

American meat is pumped full of hormones why do you think females these days have full figured bodies before they are of legal age in most states?

McChickens

>>167581846
Cuz Apple is gay and I've never used Linux in my life.

>>167581841
B A L A N C E

you fucking autist.

>>167581789
Alright so does this issue only occur in dota and no other games?

If so follow this anon's advice: >>167581743

Otherwise you're going to have to use a packet sniffer to figure out what's messing with dota.

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>>167581873
Nice. I really want to become a girl.

>>167581841
>priests dont masturbate


also normies masturbate like 2-3 times a week.
i masturbate 10-20 a day and it shows.

just like my pub
no1 carry dust

>>167581974
oh cool
so fapping is bad but having sex is okay

you trully know what you are talking about my friend, see you on /r/nofap

>>167581586
>>167581658
>>167580706
nofapping is a scam, literally all in your head
watching less porn however, now THAT is good for you
your typical neet reeing 4channing bastard masturbates alot, and since most dont have a sex life they obviously fap alot, and over the years they find more and more hardcore porn and blablabla, basically numbing themselves so they need fucked up things to get off to

the best way to stop doing this is to simply dont watch porn at all untill you can jerk off without any stimuli, at that point you have more or less 'reset' your brain to a certain degree

so tl;dr people on nofap dont benefit from nofap, they usually benefit from the noporn that comes from nofap

>>167582006
Yeah, seems like Dota is the only one that fucks me over with that thing.

>>167582012
>also normies masturbate like 2-3 times a week.
false

>i masturbate 10-20 a day and it shows.
false

>it shows.
false

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Buy the fucking gem you little bitch
or else...

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>>167582009
Youre going to have to mutilate your dick you pretend to be a women. The most masturbating and eating shitty food will do for you is turn you into a numale cuck.

>a-awoo
:(

>>167582079
>physically lowering your testosterone doesn't matter
>but some metaphysical psychological bullshit does.

hmm

>>167582109
Try verifying the integrity of dota's files and then report back if you are still having the issue.

>>167582132
burden of proof lies with the accuser.

anythign to back

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>>167582162
AWOO

>>167582241
Verified, nothing changed.

>>167582189
not everything is some meme tier arguement about one side vs another
If you stop watching porn, you will also fap less often (unless you have a high libido of course)
but hey, if everything you post on 4chins has to be some EPIC debate where you can BLOW DEE FOUKK OUT whoever you're talking to, feel free to blow me away xdd

>>167581658
What? Your body is a biological machine, if it is lacking in hormones it will increase the production if it has an excess of hormones it will decrease production.

That's why if you take steroids without a proper cycle you will become reliant on them, and the reason why steroid abusers eventually grow man tits.

>>167582189
it doesnt matter because its literally false

there are benefits of not fapping like the guy said and they are all related to porn and your social wants you gigantic retard

if you dont watch porn you will be better off, if you dont fap you will want to get off so you will force yourself to do more to get laid
thats it, there is nothing testosterone related because its fucking FALSE

>>167582323
Alright, do you have a packet sniffer program?

Guys, what if offlane pugna ?

>>167582518
Just downloaded Wireshark after quick googling

>>167582446
>>167582406
Yeah yeah whatever

Do you train your Psychic abilities too?
Tried moving glass of water?
Maybe nopron will help lmao

twitch.tv faker
Fuck your arteezy, korean lol pros stream and he gets 150k viewers.

dota is fucking dead

>>167582585
fucking pathetic

>>167582623
Stop reading my mind psychic man

>>167582675
dont take no psychic for that analyzis :^)

>>167582604
p impressive

>>167582574
Yes, wireshark is a good one because it is easy to use and free. You are going to have to start a bot game and then run it until the issue occurs, then stop running wireshark and then search for what's causing your packet loss.

Since it isn't an internet or issue with hardware you are going to filter out those.

>>167582424
>no source

yeah though so

nice broscience

>>167582748
>source american highschool education.

argument posters over the fact fapping has an effect on you biologically, BTFO

>>167582719
So it was obvious how retarded your post was?
As expected metaphysical bro scientist can't follow a logical conclusion.

>>167582748
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeostasis
literally one of the most documented biological functions

>>167582748
Your no fap bullshit is pseudo-science bullshit, what I posted was correct information with a relevant example.

Go fuck yourself, retard; I'm not going to spoon-feed thirdies.

>>167582742
It starts at the start of the game, basically. Okay, I ran Dota2 & Wireshark. What am I looking for?

who cares about all this anyway.
president is playing

>>167582813
Yeah and his next textwall will prove the existence of billion genders. Fuck off with your liberal agenda "science".

>>167582864
>wiki

Oh wow.

>>167582813
>people will actually read this mind washing dribble from some no name poster to make themselves feel better about watching anime and fapping all day and blaming their lack of energy on other factors

Mental gymnastics

Can we keep the chat on topic pls

>>167582887
You're going to be looking for lost packets, it's a software issue so iirc wireshark should highlight any bugs.

>>167582976
if that topic is some shitty dead game then no

>>167582864
>ctrl+ f testosteron
>0 results

good try

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>>167583030
>testosteron
try
>testosterone

@167582883
>no u
>cant back up arguments

im done giving (you)s

>>167582954
>correlation = causation because I said so
A+ illiterate redditor opinion from someone who obviously didn't read it

>>167582942
>textwall
>liberal agenda "science"
You should go out sometimes, maybe it will help you become less of a dumb cunt.

>>167583126
>muh trillion genders that are also social constructs

Some sources just aren't trustworthy.
Not for you though, you get all your facts from clickbait articles.

Nice strawman, you even got a picture to back it up.

I write this in every thread about Kelly...

Yes, she did some stupid stuff in the past. Both with her ex-boyfriend and in her professional interactions with Tobi. However, I know a LOT of people that did stupid stuff in their relationships and it's not open for public discussion. Additionally I know Tobi has moved on and is friendly with her, because he's said so in other threads.

More importantly, people mess up and they move on and grow up. They hopefully become better people. Kelly has obviously done that. In EE and Bone7's blog after MLG, they thanked a handful of people that went out of their way to help them. Charlie was the most important of those with everything he did, but Kelly was another. She's not just Loda's girlfriend and Alliance's manager... she's kind of a motherly figure at Dota 2 LAN events, helping all teams and players if they need it. She's extremely nice to fans as well, helping them get autographs even if the team is busy. She's also helped people contact other pro teams about stuff like that.

Some people have called her out on things she's said when defending Alliance, but that's ridiculous. If someone verbally attacks my close friends I'll have words for them as well. And she's also defended other teams and also called out Alliance fans on being dicks towards Na'Vi.

In other words, she's been a pretty good member of the Dota community over the past couple years. She's atoned for past mistakes (which don't involve any of us, btw) and is quite helpful and friendly to everyone she meets. And yet every single time she posts here she deals with complete assholes that rarely have knowledge about stuff she's done in the past and are ignorant about everything she's doing now.

Well done, /vg/ . And before someone says "It's just a subset of the community", that's bullshit. If people are acting in a way that we should all be ashamed of as a community, we should tell them to stop. Otherwise we're part of the problem.

>>167583236
Oh so you actually believe modern "scientists" and it offends you when somebody dares doubt illogical bullshit?

Looks like a knee jerk reaction of a mindless drone.

>>167582992
I'm trying my best to understand this, how do I know which ones are from dota?

>Picking Sniper against GoodSniper
What did el Presidente mean by this?

>>167583267
Who is kelly?

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>200k viewers for 1 man
So this is the power of the so called league of legends

>>167583338
what are you even doing man

mods pls

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You realize you sound like a beta orbiter right now, right? You're probably a cuck, too.

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Dota 2

>>167583447
Proving you wrong. Maybe it will make you to actually research your own opinions and back them up properly.
I would wonder if i had a belief that i don't even know how to prove.

Doesn't it bother you that you're literally filled with loads of bullshit?

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>>167583348
>not doing the true and optimal Melee Druid
do i have to HotD a bitch

> liberal degenerates need made up facts to back up their destructive masturbation urges

sad!

>>167583538
do we still have that banner- "tales of falsehood and foolery" was it?

stay redpilled based shut in anon

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>>167583338
>Oh so you actually believe modern "scientists"
Yes I do, because unlike you I take the time to read what other people have to say and then inspect it and decide my own opinion on it.

On the other hand, you seem to be more of a "mindless drone" than me, since the only thing you have done so far is baselessly claim someone's political views(which has nothing to do with anything they're talking about) and reject their addition to the topic, only because you are too lazy to read a few paragraphs.

Please kindly fuck off to wherever you came from and jerk off your ego there instead of spouting nonsense.

>>167583345
You're going to have to use filters to find it (filter for lost packets on a tcp level) depending on how long you ran it (personally I would run wireshark for 5-10 seconds in a bot game).

>BTS in charge of a quality stream
Someone post it.

Hey guys did you know that smoking isn't bad for your health?

I mean your body has homeostasis nigga. It will make up for you shitty lungs. Wiki told me so!

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VENGEFUL WAIFU

>>167583439
viewbot anon

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choose one

>cut arm off
>blood flowing out

dont bother stoping it nigga
you have homeostasis.
your body will make up for it! no harm done.
or so some wiki page says.
have you checked the transgender page?

>>167583720
Alright, recorded the packets on Wireshark while doing a bot match. Now what should I do?

>>167583765
the boat

>>167583765
wheelbarra

>>167583968
Filter for lost packets and sift through the results.

>>167583765
Pick the dog
Roleplay as lycan by shouting his lines and focusing solely on taking control of buildings

>>167583959
>>167583735
>>167583637
>realizes his arguments are non existant and he cannot actually prove anything
>starts shitposting strawmans like they mean anything
Can some janitor ban this guy already? I understand that deleting that wall of text stops this topic a bit, but this guy is just trying too hard to stir shit up.

Ad Finem honey potting to hard imo

can we all get banned this game is shit anyway

>>167584095
>8:37 in the morning
>this buttblasted over what is happening in the dead general
>124 replies 36 unique posters

just be happy the same couple of autists even come here to anime post and meme up the dota pro scene.

>Puppey playing Chen
>one gank the entire laning stage
I can see why Forev left. This greedy 4 where Puppey farms until his 6 works against T3 teams like AF, but it would never work against T1 teams.
They're just counting on outplaying their opponents in the laning stage 4v5.
It's great for getting 5/6th or 3rd/4th in tournaments, but I Forev actually wants to win

>>167584051
Could you give me your steam so we could talk through there?

>>167584243
>8:37
I'm EU mate, it's quarter till five pm here.

>>167584292
forev was kicked
he only could play timber literlaly badmoo at least he could also play beastmaster

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Defend this.

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>>167584487

>>167583765
*tips*

i swear to god this fucking ld build is the stupidest shit ever in dotard 2

and im rooting for af

>>167583765
CAR
I only play seeker anymore to go fast

>>167584292
Chen doesn't have to be constantly ganking
His main strength comes from the power of early pushes + auras + heal. Ganks are just the icing on the cake. Puppey went for fast levels and push here, which was the right way to do it.

>best league player getting 200k viewers.
fucking hell

i have watched ad finem lose so much recently. this is so fucking boring.

so how long till capitalist joins bts?

>>167584729
be glad you didnt play dota when you could be a huskar with 98% magic immunity and unable to be touched by physical attacks
also with scripts you could toggle thru every dot in the game

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>>167584051
Anyway, here's what i got by filtering tcp, sorted by identification

>>167584885
do you think ld will pay him?
why would he do that when he can get some interns to cast for free

see you later for some blazecasting

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>>167581295
i dont believe that.
I actually feel so manly today!

>>167584886

if ur referring to the solar crest memebuild at least u had ways to deal with it. and its not as silly as goodsniper LD

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>>167585070
>he doesn't remember ghost scepter huskar

>>167584828
faker is pretty big. so i sort of get it. koreans are all about lol so it has higher viewer numbers. meanwhile, dotas viewerbase is highest in countries with such a high poverty rate that it's amazing we have any viewerbase at all.

>>167585070
no im talking about ghost scepter
and no there was no way of dealing with it

>>167584308
Err sorry but I value my anonymity. If you're having trouble with wireshark, I recommend you just save the log you recorded then close all background applications (including hidden processes that function on a tcp/ip level) then try running dota in a bot game, if you are still having the same issue, post the saved log in the dev dota forums for people (like me) to look through, if the issue goes away you know it is an interference through another piece of software and you can post the log on dev dota or just simply try finding the program causing the issue but running each one individually alongside dota.

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Fucking Greece pay denbts

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what

vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite dota

>>167585134
>>167585139

sounds horrible. but watching this shit every game is starting to piss me off

>>167585313
getting throned every game minute 15 was worse trust me
even if you managed to kill him by ddosing him or some shit they still had 20k gold advantage thanks to killing buildings and there was no memeback so you got gold for like 5 wards and nothign more

>pick puck
>lose aftermmin 25

MY SIDES

>finalist at the previous major
>last place in the regional qualifiers

what went so terribly wrong?

>>167585473
single elim

why AF LD deal no dmg?

>>167585473
>SEA Bulls carrying the shit out of puppey

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Say my name.

List of worst metas so far
- razor/viper/brew/doom deathpush
- troll/sniper mom
- le epic splitpush ratfest
- any meta that involves heavy ilu spam

What are we watching now?

>>167585657
taboo episode 5

is the secret v AF series finished?

Is playing hard support at 2.7k even worth it? Carries can't carry and offlaners can not stop playing "farm" tusk.

>>167585812
>Un

>>167585182
Posted on dev.dota2, where should I upload the logs?

>>167585812
You played well in all those games, it's your shitty teammates.

>>167585812
go play ranked, you have built up a lot of free forced 50 wins

>>167585854

just go mid. 50% chance your team will be so shit they'll fuck the game up no matter how hard you wipe their asses in lane. if you play carry 50% chance your team has already lost the game by the time you come online.

just spam ember like an autist

>>167585908
You saved the log? Attach it to your post.

>>167585854
if you want to climb you should play the role you have the most impact on

plenty of people reached 6/7k with only support, but if you are 2k i doubt you could do it you prolly just buy all wards then m-click your carry in lane thinking you are helping

>>167586096
As a Wireshark capture file (.pcapng)?

>>167585854
no
play any ganker, gank every lane

ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEW PATCH THIS WEEK, D2G?

ARE YOU READY FOR MOON/LUNAR SPIRIT?
OR WATER SPIRIT?

>>167586202
Yes.

>>167586243
Says invalid file, lol

>league player has more viewers than all of dota combined and more

this game is so dead

>>167586238
its based on captain planet

we already have earth, fire and wind/water
its time for love and friendship

>>167586238
when do the qualifiers end?

>>167586238
>the dog shit retarded dotard thinks there will be a new hero
nigga lol fucking ke,k

Come back two months after 7.0 came out. First 4 games I'm already muted for 24 hours. I've played since early 2011 and have never been muted. This game is such a fucking joke now. I go 1-3 in my offlane, 1v2 solo SK cause I made a mis play and over committed a fight. My 1043423565533th roaming pudge decides to acknowledge my mistake ten fold while being level 2 at 5 minutes walking around river doing absolutely nothing. And yet he will be rewarded in do time.

>>167585854
Im climbing to 5k playing support
I just play whatever im good with
My hero pool (supporting-wise) is Lina, Skywrath, Earth spirit, Tusk, Winter wyvern and Oracle
And with this i cover everything. And i enjoy the games a lot because i always can do something, they are not just "stay back" heroes.

>>167586360
people suck rtz penis despite how he can only get 10k viewers

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>>167586419
>that purple gem in the top, a spirit gem
>monkey king voice lines
>"nah no new hero xd"
fuck off

>>167586364
Wind = Storm =/= water
I guess since, the moon affects the sea, what if
sea spirit?

>>167586329
Upload it offsite and hotlink it.

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fappable loading screen?
When ever my loading screen is this image,I just afk and fap to luna and abaddon after that
haha fuckyou dark moon farmer

>>167586639
Welp uploaded to Dropbox, made a post on Dev.dota and now I guess I'll just wait. Thanks for having the patience with me and helping me out :)

>>167586591
what voice lines?

>>167586238
haven't we decided ever since the last comic that the new spirit is Kush Spirit?

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>>167581209
stop playing your lappy while charged

>>167586807
hows your heart dope-kun?

>>167586591
there are no storms without water and we already have morphling

it will be some gay shit 100%

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>>167586748

>>167586360
twitch must be really happy. they've basically secured the Korea audience

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http://www.fnatic.com/content/96799/dota-2-mushi-departs-fnatic

>>167586807
On my PC.

>>167586591
You are literally fucking delusional. Kill yourself.

>>167586778
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/04/Monkey_ally_169.mp3

>I've seen Xin and Kaolin. Where's your other brother?
He's talking about his new brother, Suijin.

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>>167586836
hey stop calling me dope-kun

>>167586927
is mushi asianpuppey?
think about it
- kind of an asshole (as seen in true sight)
- blames others for losses
- a legend that's very mediocre now
- always changing teams because he can't win

>>167587041
Ok, streamfag, sorry for enjoying new content and being happy playing the game i like
I hope you are happy too, anon

>>167586748
this is one of the best loading screen in the game.
Sadly we didnt have a single good loading screen for QoP,all of her loading screen look like shit and she look like a 40 years old crack whore

>>167587109
Puppey's been on two teams in the last 6 years

He's also been at the top of the game for most of that time too

Mushi is just overrated SEA trash that was a good mid years ago but hasn't kept up with the rising level of dota

>>167586365
>>167586360
>People unironically watch badSumail gook version

>>167587204
>Puppey's been on two teams in the last 6 years

Because he kicks everyone or they leave, way to miss the point.

our guy BananaSlammaJamma is streaming family

>>167587347
who? the shitter?

Played since early closed beta until first frankfurt major.

The fuck happened to the game? How come it's this fucking dead?

>>167586974
>bot games
it's gotta be your system if no i can tell it could be you're from the depths and you paid for your wire extension or something that your connections created complications.

>>167586836
Also, I feel so great today!

>>167587465
>848,998 playing 38 min ago

d e d

>>167587347

LMAO HE IS GETTING BTFO FOR THIS VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hlBE_pMkiI

can ember lifesteal during his SoF?

>>167587465
Valve hired Bruno 'Reddit balance' Carlucci

Is it possible to actually climb the ranks as a support? So far its not. I've played four games supporting, wiping asses, wiping tears, and reading bedtime stories to retarded ass team mates, and they still do stupid shit alone and die. What does a 'pro' support do beyond ward, gank, stack, and TP to save people?

holy shit VP got eliminated from DAC already

>>167587465
>win early game
>win mid game
>win late game
>lose 1 fight
Whoops!
>Good game, well played!

>>167587685
it is you are just bad and you would get alughed at for showing your epic 4 game sample anywhere

if oyu are bad at the game just odnt play support its hte hardest role to be decent at

post best waifu art
(you know who is she)
(Tip:Her name start with a Q)

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>>167587465
[Derpy Hooves voice]: I just don't know what went wrong!

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>>167587857
there u go

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>>167587685
its actually the comfiest way to grind mmr around 3k5+
except when you're against slark and your "pro" offlane gives him at least 1 or 2 kills

>>167587465
New wave "gamers" cant handle the game changes

>>167587685
jsut go sven/WK/CK/Axe jungle and wreck shit.
Chance are you will get your item and come online sooner than your opponent since you are in the trench

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BLACK KING WHEN?

>>167588258
obsessed

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wtf do i do when i get 3 damn du plicates of sets i just won in dark moon roulette, i have dupe np pudge and ck sets

>>167588282
you complain about your free hats on gulag

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Explain this dotards.

Why haven't you picked centaur yet?

how do you play ember on dark mooN?

>>167588384
you dont hes trash

>>167588258

Leoric is the black king doofus

>>167588414
shut up and tell me how to build him loser

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>>167587857

>>167587779
how is support harder to play than offlane? Imo it goes: Offlane hardest, 4, mid, 5, 1

>it's a 'player with higher MMR than you plays worse than you do' game

mmr werks

>>167588258
enigma is the nigger hero

>>167588996
because you can litearlly jungle as offlane and you are doing your job

for a support not to be burden there goes a lot to it and then you have all those retards that think stealing other peoples exp and buying wards is playing support

seen PLENTY of decent offlaners at low 5k, seeing a good support is like a miracle

Um dotards?
wtf is singsing playing?

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>248 replies
>59 posters

DOTARUDISU?!

>>167589270
Not the guy you're responding to and I only play one hero but:

>because you can litearlly jungle as offlane and you are doing your job

Isn't the job of the offlaner(s) to shutdown / disrupt enemy safe lane carry? So jungling means enemy safe lane carry gets free farm.

>for a support not to be burden there goes a lot to it and then you have all those retards that think stealing other peoples exp and buying wards is playing support

Why is "stealing xp" as a support bad? Supports come online earlier and these xp helps them come online to have an influence on the game. Stealing farm I understand is bad of course.

>seen PLENTY of decent offlaners at low 5k, seeing a good support is like a miracle

What exactly makes a good support?

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who
>/nu-fuccbois/
here?

>tfw just reached 4k
5k here I go

>>167589636
9/10 you're playing solo offlane nowadays. Your job at that point is to just defend the tower when the lane pushes in.

>>167589636
>Isn't the job of the offlaner(s) to shutdown / disrupt enemy safe lane carry?
no

im not even reading the rest of your post sorry you dont know anything about the game

>GUYS COME HELP AM FREEFARM
>GG MY TEAM NO HELP AND I CANT STOP AM SOLO
this is you and 90% of all other 4k players

>>167589660
lol why would they use pictures that were tanking the same distance from the camera. Two of those people look like they have soccer balls for heads

Anyone familiar with the player rankings for heros in Dotabuff?

I found myself browsing out of boredom and saw that I was in the top 25 of a hero despite being low-mid 4K and playing hard 5 on that hero.

Although I didn't register in the corresponding ranking in Opendota.

>>167589660
>Synd and Qojqva's fucking heads.
>Kalle's peanut head

KEK

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>>167589660
KAL LE!

>>167589728
So just hug tower, jungle hard camps, shrine repeat?

There are more NiP players on Alliance than there are on NiP

>>167589872
Pretty much. You can contest the safelane carry as a solo offlane if their support/the carry is shit, but otherwise its farm jungle, get bounty, defend tower when necessary.

You can try and gank mid too.

this game singsing is playing looks pretty hard

>swindle had limmp and handsken
>beat eg

>swindle has cancel and monkeys
>beats ppdstack

imagine if swindle switcehd earlier and got the eg players instead...

What causes enemies to be slow until they spot you in some dark moon games?
It's annoying as shit as techies

>>167589734
>4k players
I thought 4k players were supposed to be good.
https://www.opendota.com/distributions
Top 16% of all players if this is correct?

Are we watching something??

>>167590012
Sounds kinda lame.

>>167590060
no they are all terrible you will not see a single decent player at 4k
you will also hardly see them at 5k but at least there to get higher you need to start using your brain so it filters stuff

>>167590020
swindle means zfreek as well tho
which would mean there's only room for 3 players

>>167590267
swindle is a captain

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>>167590162
>no they are all terrible you will not see a single decent player at 4k

>>167590020
Swindle has the moral high ground against Peter.

>>167590267
Zfreek is one of Best NA supports

>>167590267
zfreek only plays because swindle has no one good to play with he said he wanted to retire multiple times

hes also way better than aui was for example at supporting so it wouldnt even be bad

>>167590267
zfreek is by far the best north amercan player right now

>>167590338
yeah but assuming he plays 4 and swindle 5, you're leaving out zai, and he's better than zfreek

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>>167590327

>>167590401
oh yeah, i forgot that NA scene has only 2 good 4 Support

honestly guys
i'm 5.8k playing support only and i'm garbage as fuck at dota
literally all i do is feed, buy wards, and get carried
it's more braindead than ever with bounty runes too
people who think supporting is harder than playing any core role are delusional

>>167590519
What heros do you play to support?
Post dotabuff.

>>167590519
you just admitted you're garbage at supporting
your opinion is worthless

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>>167590519
its actually hard to grind 5.8k as support assuming you only play at times where there's less people.
You know, getting matched with 4ks and stuff

assuming you're telling the truth

http://www.fnatic.com/content/96799/dota-2-mushi-departs-fnatic

ggwp mushit.
Hope it was worth it

>>167590385
>universe

>Alliance in charge of playing dota

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>>167590687
hows your heart dope-kun XD

>>167590823
this guy have so hateble face

>Loda not microing his illusions on an illusion hero
Sometimes I think that the old school players were lucky that they were the first on the scene back then otherwise they;d be literal nobodies right now

>>167590907
Loda was good fuckton ages ago now he plays like 4k

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>>167590562
i don't have dotabuff but here are my recent games
pudge is OP i think and i suck with him

>>167590684
yeah i'm really bad at supporting
i get flamed a ton

>>167590687
after the MM change a week or two ago, I hardly ever get matched with 4ks

>>167590990
He was good relative to the players back then who were all bad.
You can count the good old school players on one hand as most of the good players right now are the young next-gen pros

>>167590806
Alliance without bulldog is not alliance anymore, he was the soul of the team

>>167591072
>-36
>+14

What MMR did you calibrate at?

>>167591132
>not S4

>>167591132
im sure u mean s4

>>167591132
bullcucks out, we all know that s4 won them the ti

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>cuckliance

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>>167591296
>>167591312
>>167591401

>nip beating the shit out of alliance
lmao

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>>167591459
Gustav posting is one of things why i never leave gulag

Syn Syn is doing it!!

>18-1

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>losing to Alchemist in 7.00

>>167591229
somewhere around low 4k i think, i'm not sure
probably like 4.1k

>Limp ragequit

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>the absolute city of Stockholm

>>167591617
Trixi feeds just to keep the tradition alive

anything is good as long as Loda loses
fuck that guy honestly

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>>167591072
good for you then.
i just felt it because i likely got matched against 4k8~6k around times where there's less people while I'm only 4.5k

>>167590823
hey stop it, you

>>167591563
nice image, where did you get it? the midget image store?

>uhh team we need to reevaluate ourselves
>I know, let's keep loda and egm and kick everyone else that matters

thus alliance fed once more

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lol

>>167591709
is wojak modelled on fear?

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>>167591709

What does /d2g/ think of people who spam heros to climb MMR?

alliance has stolkholm syndrome

>>167591872
respectable players

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There is absolutely nothing better than watching Loda lose

Is there no ingame /vg/ channel??
/vg/ is dead.

>>167591930
why does norway have no dota players? they are literally the NA of EU

>>167591872
juiceshitters

wanna know why the threads are dead

because we'v etalked about everything we can over the span of 5 years and people just got bored

What the fuck is with Synderen and his retarded team names?

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>>167591709

>>167592018
Do people remember to use the shrines in base?

I literally heal there when instead of going to fountain if our T2s are still up.

>>167592018
alternatively too many retards drove people away

>>167592054
....

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>>167591872
i think of them as passionate.
its extremely boring to spam just 1 hero and this guys do it without a doubt and I know they're confident and fine with it which is impressive.

seriously though, it doesn't matter how you win as long as you win.

Losing is never fun.

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>Pepe pic
>trump pic
>captain is based SynSyn

so basically /d2g/ the dota team?

>>167592168
hey cutie wanna see my timber match history?

>>167592293
Uh that's not pepe you dumb fuck

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>>167592168
>>167591737
>>167590687
>>167590303
/a/nons always contribute to make discussions worthwhile. Thanks.

>>167592315
Yes.

>>167592293
>pepe

hardly a 4chan icon anymore

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>>167592315
sure anon!

inb4 1 page lose

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are they the New England Patriots of Dota 2 ?

>>167592498
No?
NEP actually won.

Whens Dark Moon end? Today?

>>167592632
yesterday

>>167592632
about 11 hours from now

>>167592632
I think today

valve will allow dark moon to be on for longer

reddit will cream their pants with "DAE LOVE VALVE?" little do they know it was their plan from day 1 to seem like they are chanign their mind to please people

reddit is honestly so retarded