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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJpastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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first for :x
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>tfw OP
>tfw you realized the dA watermark just now
fuck...
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What's the most useless weapon in TF2?

How would you buff it?
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first for we
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>>167554353
It's okay we all have tf2 pictures with strange origins.
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>>167554390
I think that shit has a hidden higher crit rate, take a fucking look at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlqnQBvOpkc

Also as a bonus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETZThTCyyss
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>>167554390
faster switch + crits on already flamed victims.

Make it the new axetinguisher.
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>>167554721
Melee crits are ridiculously high, which makes their very existence even more shit given their atrocious hitreg.
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>>167554898
faster switch and "mini"-crits on lit targets sound nicer. It can be the new axting that way.

>>167554602
I've been lurking pinterest as a guilty pleasure.
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I want every class to be given a primary that heals them on hit like the Black Box does. Then people will realize how stupid that weapon is and remove it.
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>>167556180
t. I got killed by a conchbox soldier in a pub
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>>167556247
You and me both pal. It's just sad that I can double pipe a Soldier but he gets to live because he fired vaguely in the direction of the floor or wall near literally any of my teammates
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>>167556180
RIP Phlog
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>>167556398
At first I was really confused by this reply, and then I realize that you really are this new.
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>>167558019
Spellcheck exists, yo. Don't even gotta Google nothing.
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>>167558014
I figured you'd pick up that I was saying that everyone's been killed by what you described. Perhaps that didn't come off clearly.
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Any of you play Dirty Bomb?

been getting loads of press since they split from nexon.

+ being compared to TF2 by TF2bers
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>>167558532
any more reason to want the tf2 team to sell it to another company? shoore y knot
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>>167556205
get fucking owned Pubber Justice Warrior >>167558674
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>>167558794
>count with your hands the weapons banned

// Blocked weapons for Multiple classes
// - Secondary
// * B.A.S.E. Jumper
// * Reserve Shooter

// Blocked weapons for Scout
// - Primary
// * Baby Face's Blaster
// * Back Scatter
// * Soda Popper
// - Secondary
// * Bonk! Atomic Punch
// * Crit-a-Cola
// * Flying Guillotine
// * Mad Milk
// * Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
// - Melee
// * Atomizer
// * Sandman
// * Wrap Assassin

// Blocked weapons for Soldier
// - Primary
// * Air Strike
// * Beggar's Bazooka
// * Cow Mangler 5000
// - Secondary
// * Battalion's Backup
// - Melee
// * Disciplinary Action

// Blocked weapons for Pyro
// - Primary
// * Phlogistinator
// - Melee
// * Powerjack

// Blocked weapons for Demoman
// - Primary
// * Loch-n-Load
// * Loose Cannon
// - Secondary
// * Tide Turner
// - Melee
// * Persian Persuader
// * Ullapool Caber

// Blocked weapons for Heavy
// - Primary
// * Brass Beast
// * Huo-Long Heater
// * Natascha
// * Tomislav
// - Secondary
// * Buffalo Steak Sandvich
// * Dalokohs Bar
// * Sandvich
// - Melee
// * Fists of Steel
// * Gloves of Running Urgently
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>>167559062

// Blocked weapons for Engineer
// - Primary
// * Frontier Justice
// * Pomson 6000
// * Rescue Ranger
// * Widowmaker
// - Secondary
// * Short Circuit
// * Wrangler
// - Melee
// * Gunslinger

// Blocked weapons for Medic
// - Secondary
// * Quick-Fix
// - Melee
// * Solemn Vow
// * Vita-Saw

// Blocked weapons for Sniper
// - Primary
// * Bazaar Bargain
// * Hitman's Heatmaker
// * Machina
// * Sydney Sleeper
// - Secondary
// * Cleaner's Carbine
// * Darwin's Danger Shield
// * Jarate

// Blocked weapons for Spy
// - Secondary
// * Enforcer
// - Sapper
// * Red-Tape Recorder
// - Melee
// * Spy-cicle

GET BTFO
not even that poster
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>>167559062
>checks whitelist.tf
>half of the weapons you mention are allowed in the global whitelist
wich one of these weapons would you like to be allowed anyway? and for what purpose ?
http://whitelist.tf/competitive_6v6
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>>167559062
>>167559168
http://www.teamfortress.tv/36168/global-whitelist-unveiled
http://whitelist.tf/6330

dumb idiot f2p retard
never post again
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design a weapon for scout that's op in comp but useless in pubs
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>>167559639
Sandman.
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>pubbers trying to criticize a mode they havent even tried
>not even capable of finding the latest whitelist
>"b-but every class should be equal, i want to play X class, i never learned any other class"
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>>167559669
>useless in pubs
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>>167559705
Pyro is completely viable in 6s.
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OP weapons that most pubbers dont utilize for some reason
>atomizer
>critacola
>reserve shooter
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>>167559705
>still the massive bias against fast heavy to mid.
Fucking comp plebs can't even deal with a fucking heavy as any other class jesus christ,
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>>167559850
How long have you been playing? Just about every other pyro carries the reserve shooter.
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>>167559825
in viaduct probably
but thats until you get focused by scouts and the novelty wears off
dont expect anyone above tf2center skill level to feed you rockets to reflect as pyro
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>Using DH
>Encounter pyro in sewers
>He starts doing the "please feed me rockets" dance
>Switch to shotgun
>He closes in
>Switch back to DH and kill him in one crocket
Maybe this game isn't an entirely lost cause.
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>>167559705
>>167559917
>Buffalo Steak Sandvich
>Dalokohs Bar
>Fists of Steel
>Gloves of Running Urgently

WAAA I CANT DEAL WITH FAST HEAVY TO MID WAAAAA
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>>167560157
https://www.reddit.com/r/truetf2/comments/22vvm2/why_is_the_gru_banned_in_6s/
Basically unlocks shouldn't overcompensate for a class's weakness. Heavy is meant to be the slow "tank" class.
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>>167560157
>>167559917
>>167559705
>Sydney Sleeper
>Solemn Vow
WAAAA I CAN'T HANDLE SUPPORT CLASSES SUPPORTING WAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>167559925
i dont see it very often, most pyros i see use flaregun, or in the case of phlog pyros, most dont use any other weapon at all
>>167560157
oh i forgot to scroll down to see whats banned for situational classes
>buffalo steak
>makes heavy move at 104% speed (soldier is 80%)
>GRU
>makes heavy move at 100% speed
>300hp class (450 when buffed) should go as fast as the 125hp and 150hp classes that move at 100% speed
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>>167560450
>go direct hit
>all of a sudden heavy is gone in 3 rockets

fucking noob meta playing scrubs
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>>167560450
>but pyro should be able to use powerjack/detonator and soldier the escape plan/ability to rocketjump
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>>167560574
>heavy is gone in 3 rockets
>implying you are close enough to do 100 damage per rocket and survive for the 2,4 seconds it would take to fire 3 rockets in a row
>implying the heavy is not overhealed or doesnt have any teammate closeby protecting him, or a medic arrowing him
>>167560574
Escape Plan requires Soldier to be under 81 health to move faster than a heavy using any of those weapons.
Rocket jumping takes life from soldier too and its not as simple as pressing W since you need a decent amount of space to do it

Powerjack gives pyro a small speed bonus while its equipped (15%)
Buffalo Steak makes heavy go roughly 35% faster than his base speed
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>>167561405
>using the gru gives minicrits
>can fire rockets across the map that do full damage
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>>167561806
>GRU gives minicrits
what do you mean ? the fact that you receive minicrits when you have them out? just like when you use escape plan, but when you have the escape plan out enemies can actually tell you are hurt from how fast you go
>rockets across the map do full damage
minicrits do full damage but you would dodge a rocket if it was shot from that far away right ? you would need to fail to dodge it 3 times to die, and thats while having equipped the item that allows you to run as fast as engineer or sniper
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>As he (Starkie) departs from TF2, he gave one final message to his fans and to the community:
> "Stop calling my team slow -.-"
Se7en had a hard time getting into the venue at LAN, because the door said "PUSH" XD
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I'm no comp player but what the heck would Heavy lose by NOT having GRU and Steak?
Steak:
>no self-healing options like any other lunchbox
>it doesn't heal you when you consume it unlike other lunchboxes
>you get mini-crits in face and restricted to melee
>If you didn't time it well you'll still be with fists out when reach the mid or forced to hide
>not likely you can melee someone when taking mini-crits in comp
GRU:
>lingering marked for death after switching away
>gets you killed in a second unless you're trying to cover a long distance
>Medic is have to heal you and take care of you more than anyone else so you don't eat 3 stickies or DH shots from aerial as you're moving to mid
I say, good riddance, sorry. Eviction Notice sounds more than enough for me.
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>Team Fortress 2 Classic
>uses an older build of the source engine
>adds scrapped beta content and modes that were considered inferior to what replaced them in the 2007 release
>buggy and crashes a lot
>Counter-Strike Classic Offensive
>uses the same source engine than csgo
>replaces weapons and their sounds with the version from 1.6
>doesnt replace maps with exact ports from the 1.6 version, but adapts them to the 1.6 aesthethic accordingly
>huge popularity since theres thousands of people still playing clickhead strike 1.6

why cant TF2Classic be good
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Sup /tf2/, so I came back to TF2 after 4 years of not playing and I have to say, it hasn't aged a day even with a few questionable changes. What are the current essential mods? I saw a 12v12 comp HUD that looks really neat on regular /v/ but can't find it in any of the OP links.
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>>167563193
eveHUD is the best.
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>>167562863
but you dont use GRU to fight, you use GRU to move.
when a round starts or you spawn, you spend a decent amount of time just walking to the battle.
i do preffer other secondaries over buffalo steak but GRU is the greatest thing in the meele slot imo
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>>167563193
hit.tf (hitsounds)
huds.tf

My favorite mod nowadays is nohatsmod wich you can find here among a lot of other stuff
http://www.teamfortress.tv/forum/8/customization
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miss pauling is cute! CUTE!
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>>167563610
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>>167563167
>buggy and crashes a lot
never crashed once on my machine

you forgot to add
>lets you play with fov 100
>neat menus for every command possible
>has well-developed fun deathmatch mode
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h6D31RMHIs

Bumpety
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>post yfw you notice the shove on the shortstop
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>>167565584
I have no face because I actually read the update notes
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>when there are five people on the cart and you backstab them all
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>>167565584
Found out about it months ago, but was still surprised about it

>mfw it does jack shit besides make you look like an idiot for trying to airblast an invuln'd medic
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>>167565584
>>167566769
its actually the most retarded mechanic i can imagine

why would you push someone away if you have the force a nature which does it a lot more effectively and all the time?
why would you push someone away if instead you COULD just shoot them and deal more damage?
and IF BY THE CHANCE there is a close enemy next to you that is dangerous, you could just run away from them instead of trying to push them away from you like an idiot

this shit synergizes with nothing
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Is air strike actually good? I got wrecked with it a few times and now I'm trying it out myself and I suck with it. Could it be because I always use the stock? I don't think I see pros use it that often.
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>>167567074
And by the time the enemy realizes what you did (If you manage to shove them), you're already dead.

It serves no purpose, and nobody can actually tell what you're doing because THIS IS VALVE'S LAZY GUN
THEY DIDN'T BOTHER ANIMATING THE WORLD MODEL

If they would make c_models and ruin 90% of weapon mods just to make a pistol fit in the primary slot, why would they bother animating a fucking gimmick that doesn't do shit?
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>>167567074
>>167566769
Shove is there to interfere with Deadringer Spy which makes it easier to track him. It's a rare case for Scout to team up with Engineer. Why would you do that when you can go outside and kill people?
However I'd prefer it to be paired with a melee than any primary to be honest. Boston Basher is the perfect candidate imo.
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>>>/trash/7572727
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>>167567074
new update lets scout's push reflect projectiles
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>>167567706
to be honest you could probably just use the mad milk if theres a dr spy and it will bring a lot more utility instead of gimping yourself by using a shitty primary
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>>167568168
>shortstop
>shitty primary

What
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>>167568168
it might be worse than stock for longer fights but it's still good and you're definitely not gimping yourself with it
i've found that it destroys soldiers and demos since those are easy to track and being able to stay at range helps immensely
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>>167568554
This one server I used to frequent had it banned, lol.

Even had a message saying "Ehrmagawd, what a fucking PUSSY! You aren't allowed to use this abloo bloo!" if You had it equipped/try to equip it.
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why is blutsauger so fucking fun this shouldnt be allowed
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Ded
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So /tf2g/, I just came back to TF2 after quitting 4 years ago. Rec me some new items to spice up my old loadouts? They're all pretty barebones compared to the shit I see people running around with now.
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>>167554602
Reminder that this comic is the origin of the official administrator design
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>>167571705
bare bones isn't a bad thing
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>>167571705
They're all nice except the medic, you do't have to be the biggest lime blob on the team to look good
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>>167572678
"no"
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I'm not a creative man
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>>167573403
prootip: you can change the background colour and lighting settings in the setting menu for better viewing
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>teammates take my kills/make kills have assists
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>>167574159
>caring about k/d
>in tf2
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any scout players mains here that could recommend a sens? I feel like mine is way too high and I want to ween myself off of flicking.
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>>167576049
It's pretty much always down to personal preference, but here's some old table of top tf2 players and what sens they use:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OCE_8ExgcTwU8as3v9ajKCgtcf3vg3nm1Wok9kmTHaw/edit#gid=0

Also I heard that clockwork used to change his sens a lot so that he was always "aiming" rather than just relying on reflexes to hit shots.
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>>167576329
thanks
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>>167574519
Nothing wrong with caring about maintaining a good k/d ratio, but caring that someone else got an assist or "stole" your kill in a team-based shooter is retarded.
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>>167571705
unequip the fast learner, the mustache, the gold medals and the deusx glasses
filling all three slots results in a clusterfuck most of the time

>>167572975
i don't like the scout, pyro, shaman, online cap and your meds hat

>>167573403
i like all of these except the scout
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>>167577504
who cares
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Offer to me your firemen
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>>167577742
who cares if you care
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>>167577504
>I like all of these except scout
Yeah it is easily my most generic one but I just like the weight room warmer on him, any suggestions?
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>>167578029
i really like the weight room warmer aswell
maybe a hermes or a rotation sensation?
scrap the classes
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>>167577774
the tabard fits the tailor really well
considering how ugly the TT is
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>>167578029
I wear it with the booties/earmuff hat. I think it looks fine.
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>>167578029
I feel like it's trying to be too casual/summery which clashes with the warmer.
Try either something more sporty or wintery to go with the warmer.
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Who wants to stomp a pub with me? Europe.
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>>167578247
You wanna fight bro?
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>>167579334
I couldnt, its like beating up a kid with glasses.
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>>167579402
>has a problem with glasses now
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>>167556398
Their weakness is having only three rockets. Plus they're usually shit and lack experience. Drag them into weird or uncommon situations, make them miss, hit all of your shots and you'll win.
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>>167579595
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>>167579701
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>>167579872
this pictures proportions are so fucked
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>join game
>someone on mic is screeching push the cart niggers/faggots
>check to see it's a spy
>calls me out for my unusual
>'go buy another cheap one off the market'
>'k, whatever, maybe help instead of bitch though'
>keeps calling everyone niggers/faggots
>we lose

round 2
>continues to shit talk the team dying constantly blaming other people
>call votekick
>he leaves
>vote goes and he rejoins in the middle
>vote passes and he's banned
Feels ok man. Just don't get why people feel the need to talk like that.
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>>167582259
People love to blame everyone but themselves for their own incompetence. The more incompetent they are, the more insecure they feel. In some people, this brings out the worst of them, especially in an online environment where you're practically guaranteed to never meet anyone you know in real life.
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>>167583028
Also, to add on to this, a lot of people also play games to relieve stress, which could explain why some people are so absolutely anal about the tiniest things.

>>167581003
Nah, the police officer is just really really short.
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>>167583565
This guy just would not stop. Anytime he died all you would hear is nigger/faggot/ect. I wish I had his profile link.
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>>167582259
I just started playing in an arena 2fort server and you arent cool if you dont constantly say nigger/faggot. What happened to calling these fucking dweebs out for being edgy?
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Legends say, the TF2 GURU browses this general.
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>>167583853
Hard to call out children on being children when everyone else playing is a child too.
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>>167583853
I'd rather not be a twat and pretend to be a person than try to be a shit who needs constant attention.
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>really like death by disco
>all the hats that have it look like shit
Why must you hurt me
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>>167554450
WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE HAVE TAKEN THE ENEMY INTELLIGENCE
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>>167584864
>tfw the best hat to come out in years is stuck with the worst effects to come out
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>>167585160
The starstorm effects are ok hand emoji desu
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>want to play casual
>full of shitters
>want to play mvm
>full of shitters
>don't want to play comp
>want to play overwatch
>laptop is old
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>Gaming laptops
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>>167585675
Play with friends.
When you feel confident enough, play comp with friends.
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>>167582259
>not being nigger nor faggot
what are you normie
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>really like disco beat down and miami nights
>both are cheap as fuck
Thanks
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>really like unusuals
>can't make myself not trading them to others every 2 weeks
I guess i will show my e-peen by steam levels.
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>Stormy was at one point one of the top tier effects
>Now it's one of lowest
What happened?
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>have a few unusuals
>hardly wear them anymore
>would sell but only quicksellers or scammers add me
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>>167586359
Jews
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>>167586359
2010 is over
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Why are low tier Unusuals so painful to sell?
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>>167586359
The (((Halloween effects))) and (((Sunbeams hype))) took over
Sunbeams isn't even that good, it's just expensive
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>>167586359
Saturation. The exact same thing happened with the third generation effects, except a lot quicker and a lot worse.
That, and people just decided that the original effects were "best" for no particular reason.

>>167586573
No one, not even you, want them.
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>>167586573
Because trading is dead. No one wants things just because anymore, it's always gotta be something they can make a profit on, and they will never, ever pay full price for anything.
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>>167586649
I just want 10 keys for pic related.
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>can hit pistol shots consistently as engineer
>can't aim scout's pistol at all

why
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Why did the Team Captain become one of the most expensive unusual hats in general anyways? Memes?
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>>167585943
Most of my friends moved on from tf2 over the summer while I was gone. Or only do mvm.
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>>167586573
>win an unusual in a raffle
>complain that its too hard to sell
You are fucking disgusting

http://tf2r.com/ktgk4c2.html
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unusuals for few keys when
this game is litterally dead
just drop prices already, i want to be a shiny guy among 2hr gibus plyaers but don't want to pay ebin mounts of money for it
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>>167586772
didn't you win it in that raffle yesterday?
bit rude
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>>167586992
Multiclass hat.
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>>167586992
Soldier (+medic, nobody cares about heavy) hat that is straight out of a widely known franchise and actually looks good
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>>167586992
Multi-class, looks good, at least it did look good at the time of its release, wearable on two desirable classes, and memes, yeah. Memes.

>>167587027
Get new friends to play with. There's 39 people in this very thread my dude.
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>>167586573
Leech
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>>167585675
>casual
>mvm
>full of shitters
o gee who would've expected that you fucking moron
play tf2center you fucking dingus
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>>167587390
>>167587083
I want to buy items with the profits, so I dont think it's too bad
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>>167586992
Because this cool guy.
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>>167585440
the only thing :ok_hand: about them is how underpriced they are
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>>167586359
>mfw stormy is in my top 3 effects
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>>167587431
>why don't you want me making profit goy
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>>167587646
i like this picture
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>>167587413
Because 6's sound so much fun.
>>
>csgo
>same basic mechanics than 99% of shooters
>the only difference with pubs and comp matches is that comp matches have a specific number of players

>tf2
>diverse mechanics
>comp matches play nothing like pubs
how do we make comp TF2 more approachable ? or is it valve's job, and they are just extremelly bad at it ?
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>>167588036
The latter. Definitely the latter. There's a reason the majority of TF2 players don't care about being competitive in the slightest and most of it can be blamed on Valve.
>>
Why does soldier have falloff on his rockets while demos pills don't?
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>>167588465
rockets have splash and unlimited range
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>>167587413
>you have to play with completely incompetent players
or
>you have to play versus from mid up to high comp players
can i have "normal" level?
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>>167588512
Pills also have splash don't they?

And rockets lose damage the farther they travel.
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>>167588587
Normal is TF2center.
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>>167588696
pipe splash isn't really able to be utilized in direct combat
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>>167588720
Okay, can i have "easy, but without retarded 1hrs ingame players" then? Because your normal is not fucking normal for me.
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>try to play 6's
>get bullied for picking pyro
Why?
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>>167588990
Is this bait?

>>167588987
>I want to play with competent people, but I don't want to play against people who actually know how to play the game
Make up your fucking mind.
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>try to play 6's invite
>get bullied for playing friendly heavy
Why?
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>>167589132
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>>167589132
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>try to play 6's
>get bullied for picking ambassador/red tape recorder/kunai
Why?
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>>167589086
>I want to play with competent people, but I don't want to play against people who actually know how to play the game
That exactly what i want. Enemy team may have few competent players too but my team must be better so we can win and i will feel good about myself. Am i asking for too much?
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>>167589774
Yes.
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>>167589824
Shit game for stupid people. I would refound it if i can could.
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>>167589774
Hey, psst.
Play with fucking friends holy shit you can overcome better players by playing together and you can stomp mouthbreathers together don't come here with your fucking "b-b-b-but I have no friends" bullshit go out there and get some fucking friends and play videogames with them.
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>>167588587
>mid up to high comp players
fucking kekked
90% of tf2center playerbase is open players or players that havent even played a league yet
i personally think its fun to play with people better than you
how else are you supposed to learn ?
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>>167590049
I don't have actual friends. All my internet "friends" switched to overbotch and other shitty games. Anyway they was stealing my frags and it's was way too easy.
>>167590075
>i personally think its fun to play with people better than you
Being raped is not fun at all.
I am under open level tho
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What if every class had 3 weapons and a melee?

For example the medic would have xbow and syringe gun. Of course it would have to be balanced so the sticky launcher and rocket launcher would be nerfed
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>There are people out there that thinks that Scout requires skill
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>>167590206
>I am under open level tho
just like most of the TF2C playerbase
i dont get why you're so scared, i played with people more skilled than me for years and its the most fun and intense thing you can do in TF2
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>play 6's
>get bullied for using RJ+memeshovel

Why?
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>>167590403
i'm not scared i just don't want to
having negative kd isnt fun for me
A
T
A
L
L

fuck you if you better than me in this game
yes, you
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>Axtinguisher will never be good again
>>
>play 6's
>get bullied for using aimbot

Why?
https://youtu.be/ffz0-hG2ZnI
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>play 6s
>get bullied for going spycrab

Why?

Rocket jumper is dumb as fuck, use gunboats instead you retard
memeshovel isnt bad, but you can use meele 100% of the time like in retarded hightower servers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMj3OM3Wqpw
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>>167590625
Shit like this pisses me off. I want to play the game but then some asshat comes in spinning around giving near instant death to anyone.
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>>167590884
Vaccinator.

>>167590523
Then why don't you just git gud? If you're upset about having a bad k/d, then practice so that you can get a good one instead. You will never improve with that attitude.
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>>167590884
They can play with legit setting and you wouldnt ever know about that.
https://youtu.be/rNw1J_-3ORo
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>>167590989
i saw a kid get banned from pugchamp for using a similar prediction-type aimbot to the one used by demo there
he wasnt even having a good KD in the match when someone in our team called him out for it and got him banned
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>owned a miami nights danger before the dane craze
>now it's over 100 keys
thanks uncle
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>>167591386
You're welcome, niece and/or nephew. :)
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Will the Frontline update be a thing?

What's your opinion of it?
I like the hats being put out by mods.tf/mod emporium, but hope that some weapons get made.

Also, post men of demolitions
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>>167590958
I having atleast 4 kd in casual. I just don't want to play versus good players since i'm about leaving this game.
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What happened to Star and Jerma?

They just suddenly vanished.
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>>167591871
They still stream, they just don't upload to youtube as much.

Caught Jerma's streams for RE VII, really hype game.
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>>167591871
It's just because they are completely not interisting person without "foney tf2 vildildos". Exspecially star. Jerma is handsome atleast.
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>>167592045
Star got fat. Also his personality is kinda shit.
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>>167592236
>Star got fat.
I want to have picture of that
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>>167591871
jerma is uploading a twitch highlights video every day throughout february on his second channel
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>>167565584
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>trying to get a unusual effect to line up
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>>167594814
there is no "circling shit" effect
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This game is still alive?
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>>167595715
I play it every evening/night.
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>>167595715
CS 1.6 level of alive.
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For those of you that play 6s; Did you learn from playing and getting shit talked? I read the competitive links in the OP, but I feel like ive only gleaned a fraction of what needs to be done in order to be succesful. Is there anywhere to get an in depth, updated guide to 6s? I want to play scout, roamer, and pocket thanks
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>>167586992
memes

its ugly and plain, but every market has one really expensive piece of shit (see black lotus) thats only expensive because everyone came to an agreement that it should be worth that much
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>>167595974
But your waifu have dick
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>>167595974
not good by any stretch of the imagination but this series helped me out a lot
https://youtu.be/GphhhvbIqEA

this channel is also very useful look for the rough guide videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/MediMarx/videos
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I haven't played in years, do people still go autistic as fuck for Craft Numbers and Item Levels?

I've got a #7 Crafted Hat with a LE SEXUAL POSITION LEVEL 69 XDD. Would it be worth anything?
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>>167597714
Yeah, real autists go crazy over that shit.

Go try and sell it on bp.tf or tf2outpost
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>>167586573
I hope none send you prizes from raffles anymore.

disgusting leech
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>>167598697
What are you going to do about it? :^)
pic related all raffled :^)
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>>167597310
lol @ you
>>167597551
thanks ill look through some of them
>>167598778
please tell me you didnt sell the robin for that garbage
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>>167600091
i sold it for the keys :^)
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>>167600131
congrats! youre well on your way to being the goy people make profit off of in unusual trading. Maybe youll be featured in a key to unusual video as one of the rubes.
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>>167600367
I dont care, I just wanted keys
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>>167584864
Volvo should make it so that all halloween effects that came out for halloween are possible to be uncrated during a full moon or halloween.
>>
Hi. I posted this Sonic Heroes TF2 crossover fan list yesterday. I've improved it since then.

Scout, Heavy and Medic make up Team Sonic. Scout moves fast like Sonic. Heavy's great strength makes him a match for Knuckles. Much like Tails, Medic likes to support his friends.

"Awh, that freakin' egghead tricked us!" - Scout when he falls for one of Eggman's traps
"Keep hiding inside robot, coward!" - Heavy when he sees Eggman
"<maniacal laughter> The best medicine!" - Medic after killing many of Eggman's robots

Sniper, Spy and Engineer would make up Team Chaotix. If you underestimate either of these odd bunches, you'll end up on the floor before you can reconsider. Spy uses stealth tactics like Espio. Sniper is like Vector, he's mellow and reliable. Engineer is Charmy, people wave him away as useless, only to get stung.
"Blood, I can clean out of my suit, but this?" - Spy in swamp levels
"Take a picture of ya head Eggman! It'll last longer than the actual one." - Sniper at first boss fight
"I'm no expert, but this thing might fly!... Actually, I am an expert. It can fly." - Engineer at the flower in Frog Forest

Demoman, Soldier and Pyro would be Team Dark. They are all destructive classes, who inflict grievous damage on anyone who gets in their way. Soldier is like Shadow because he moves quickly, and can destroy enemies in the blink of an eye. Demoman is like E-123 Omega, he views his enemies as obstacles instead of actual people. He kills them without forethought or remorse, fueled by his consumption of alcohol. Pyro is like Rouge (NOT because he's a girl) because he's a specialist, who prefers to use other techniques than fighting people upfront.
"Soon as I blow that Eggman to pieces, I'm done with you two lassies." - Demoman to his teammates upon starting the first level
"Oh yeah! This airspace belongs to America!" - Soldier when him and his team fly through bonus rings
"Mmmph!" - Pyro

So that's it guys. Please let me know what you think. Improvements maybe?
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Has New Zealand Longshoot Man ever gotten any significant nerfs? I swear Valve favors him more than American Paratrooper Man.
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>>167603439
Stock sniper is strong. Unlocks are some bs.
>Machina
Full charge body shot can take out multiple people
>darwins
Counter to counter snipers
>>
Son, I'm gonna blow you like a rented mule
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New player here. How do I get Heavy's Sandwich? I heard you can't play him unless you have that item.

Also are there any other very important items like the sandwich?
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>>167598420

How would I even know what to expect for an item like this though? Is there any sort of ground level for low craft items/hats?

Don't really play anymore and I figured I might as well try to sell off stuff.
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>>167603687
>I heard you can't play him unless you have that item.

Whoever told you this is retarded. The Shotgun, while usually redundant, still has its uses.

I believe the Sandvich is the first achievement unlock for Heavy. Just get a few achievements for him and you'll be good to go.
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>>167603439
i know 2 nerfs but they are ancient
>used to be able to run at full speed right after shooting with the scope (nowadays you have to wait a second or half a second to run after shooting scoped, and you move slowly for a bit)
sniper used to be able to headshot people as soon as he scoped in
now he needs to wait 0,2 seconds or so with the scope to be able to do critical on heads when scoped
>>
>>167503623
>>167600443
>>
>>167603687
>scout can be played stock perfectly
>soldier can be played stock but gunboats or escape plan are recommended
>pyro can be played stock but powerjack is recommended
>demo can be played stock perfectly
>heavy can be played stock but GRU or sandvich are recommended
>medic (ubersaw and crossbow almost mandatory)
>sniper can be played stock perfectly
>spy can be played stock perfectly
>>
>>167603439
>>167603653
Sniper is the epitome of power creep. Every passive secondary just lets him counter something with minimal effort.
>Razorback to counter Spy
>Cozy Camper to counter Pyro and Heavy even harder
>Darwin's Danger Shield to counter Sniper, his only true counter
>one Jarate can ruin an entire enemy push

And aside from what >>167603808 said, none of his primaries ever received any nerfs despite being, on paper, one of, if not, the most powerful weapon in the game.

Why is this allowed?
>>
>>167604269
>see sniper with razorback as spy
>hes completely oblivious, looking down the scope
>shoot him 3 times with revolver
>he dies
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>>167604525
I carry the ambassador around just for that.

Or the occasional luck shot.
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>>167604525
Yes, good job, you shot down a retard who can't into positioning. Good luck firing at the one near the sentry.
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>>167604583
im pretty garbage with amby but it does become useful when you see a sniper completley unaware that you are nearby, standing still
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>>167604634
Or the occasional taunt kill with the knife.
>>
>10 minutes searching
>join game as next map vote is in progress
>Please rate the match
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>>167604854
This. Twice today.
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>>167604854
>playing casual instead of just playing a pub (community server)
lately ive been having fun with friends even in low population servers
highly populated pubs are overrated
>>
I've been playing tf2 for about 6/7 years now and I still don't know what the scroll lock key on my keyboard does
>>
>>167586938
Scout has higher fire rate as I know it. Which causes recoil and deviation if you spam it like you did at Engineer.

>>167589774
Yes.

>>167591871
I think STAR or Ster whatever still doing a few gameplay videos at youtube time to time and transferred to ogrewatch.
>>
300 hours on soldier and ive never boiled an egg
>>
>>167606106
it's documentation says it's unused and reserved for later use but in excel it changes whether your arrowkeys scroll the page or jump to another column
pretty damn useless
>>
>>167604854
>join near empty 4v4 casual thunder mountain game
>even more people start leaving, ends up being 2v1 of us just dicking around since the game is over
>at 5 minutes left, 20 players suddenly join
>after that becomes a completely normal game

Does this happen to anyone else? It's been happening so much to me lately
>>
>>167605423
Most people I play with are not on TF2 anymore. The local server that is ok is dead usually until night.
>>
>10 more minutes of searching
>join game
>aimbot with name swtiching is on
>vote called
>he had my name
>#Tf_votekicked
>>
>look at players met
>noticed someone who was a good sniper
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198365207507/
No wonder he was good.
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I was tricked
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What are you hoping to get from the jungle update, whenever it arrives?
We know there will be at least 1 valve-made map
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>>167610320
i want that jungle version of upward
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>>167608169
Actually pretty good camouflage, never thought of that. Also can't be easily blown away.
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>>167612916
it was a spray
you too, have been tricked
>>
>>167604269
I think his maximum possible damage output is too high. He should have a slower base charge rate on stock Sniper Rifle -that also means Machina, I mean his stock must be balanced around Machina.
It actually kinda makes sense for him to be overpowered when he's the most capable class of shutting down a Medic or higher threats like power classes.
His secondaries sure need a tweak as well.
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>>167613019
what if he tricked you into thinking that he got tricked?
what if youre tricking us right now into thinking that you got tricked????
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https://pootdispenserhere.imgur.com/
Just
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should i buy tf2

is it fun
>>
yes buy it
is very fun
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>>167587431
unusual trading can take literally months sometimes, it's a game of patience
>>
but im bad
>>
all bad
what important is fun!!
>>
>tfw won't play anything but 6s classes anymore
is this the 20XX of tf2
>>
>>167619229
sniper is alright too
>>
i want to work on my backlog but i just can't deal with what i have installed
time for tf2
>>
Why is there always a furry top-scoring?
>>
>>167619572
because you aren't low skill anon
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>>167619572
because your' shit and cant beat a furry lmao
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>>167619572
yknow i ask myself the same all the time
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>>167619992
woah that's a 30 vitimas/mortes ratio
why don't you switch your game to english
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>>167619992
>crutch box
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>>167619913
>implying I'm not the furry
>>167619992
Greetings, /trash/
>>167620191
Because he is not a cuck
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>>167620246
knew you fags would give me a hard time for that

hows this
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>>167620512
>chargin targe
>>
Options to play 6v6 TF2 from worst to best

>Competitive matchmaking
-awful map rotation
-no classlimits
-ranks don't actually matter
-extremelly long wait times

>faceit TF2
+reasonable map rotation, classlimits, global whitelist
-only slightly better than comp MM, no shitter filter or hour limit

>tf2center
+you pick the class you want to play
+global whitelist, normally has classlimits
+shitter/cheater filter (300 hrs minimum)
+more modes than 6v6 (highlander, ultiduo, bball, 4v4...)
+you can pick the map you want to play or create a lobby yourself with any map you want
-nazi mods
-ads

>tf2stadium
+same than tf2center but without ads
-dead site, nobody plays there

>mix.champ.gg / pug.champ.gg
+you pick the class or classes that you are you willing to play
+when there are enough players, teams and classes are automatically set up and a map is automatically chosen (mixchamp)
+in pugchamp, team captains take turns to pick players for their team
-its hard to get picked if you aren't well known or dont have pugs played (pugchamp)
-not recommended for new players
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im not proud of this one either

>>167620574
>using the crutchy bomb launcher
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>>167620602
So pretty much it's all shit.
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>>167620641
>34/6
Is that supposed to be impressive?
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>>167621067
comp mm is a big shit
the rest are all 3rd party sites, of wich the worst is faceit with no doubt
tf2center and mixchamp are great for fun and pugchamp can be awesome too but more serious
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>>167621140
with a pyro, _no
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>party after the ESA finals
>its the production crew, the invite teams and some europeans
>b4nny doesn't show up
how can the "face of the community" be so socially inept ?
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>>167603784
Well, you can take a look at some hats on outpost, see what offers have been made to some retards for their hats, if they've been turned down, and then go from there.

I don't give a h*ck about craft numbers, so sorry I can't help you much.
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>>167603784
its a spy hat so youre already in the money, just gotta find some autist to buy it. List it everywhere for offers and wait for some major tard to offer ~10 keys
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>playin casual
>someone takes issue with my existence
>says something fanfic-by-a-12-year-old-tier edgy every time they kill me
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>playing badlands in faceit
>we lose first round
>med says "just stay in spawn guys we already lost"
god i hate this kind of kids
why would anyone give up THIS EARLY ?
>>167625326
thats pretty funny
did you laugh or get pissed
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>>167625326
>kill a scout a couple of times as demo
>he kills me several times in a row
>schadenfreud taunts every time
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Why does this general still exist?
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>>167626853
why not
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>>167626853
Why do (You) still exist?
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>>167626390
Thought it was funny but also bewildering, it was the most autistic thing I've seen in a while.

>>167626586
>dominate someone without really noticing them
>they switch to scout/soldier and focus the shit out of you
>after dying a dozen times they finally get revenge and taunt
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>tried overwatch
>thought it was the shit
>less than 50 hours later I realize I'm bored as fuck and only playing to get the skins

Holy shit coming back to TF2 felt so fucking good. I swear I'm going to end up playing this game until I die and I'm totally fine with that.
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>>167627819
>>167625326
A good 60% of the time they turn out to be gayfurries in search of a "daddy".
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>>167628543
i should try this because i want to come back to tf2 and feel reinvigorated too
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>>167628543
same
i tried OW from a friend's account a couple of days and it feels so superficial or something
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>>167628938
Biggest problems are (cause it's a bloody list):

1) Small teams. 6v6 is so fucking small for a "team" based fps

2) No dedicated servers. Unlike TF2 where I can go back to the same server and community I have been playing on for fucking years, OW just puts you in the maps.

3) Maps are random. You cannot choose to play a certain map. Hell you can't even choose to play a certain gamemode. And they don't use pseudorandom so you can 'randomly' get the same map five times in a row and not even see a game mode like payload after a dozen games.

4) Lack of maps. They have only 14 maps and they are small. Even worse is that none of the maps are multistage. It's not like TF2 where a payload "map" consists of three rounds with 3-4 points each. Each map maybe lasts twelve minutes and then you are back into a random queue.

5) Bad map design. Holy. Shit. I never realized how well TF2 maps were design. Overwatch you only fight at horribly designed choke points or sit on objectives. I'd say for most maps 50% of it is irrelevant. And it's even worse for Koth maps.

6) Updates are fucking slow. TF2 might release shit slowly but we have tons of game modes and maps. I think maybe two maps have been released since Overwatch has come out. A koth map and a payload map. And like I said above, payload is a single map with three objective points and that's it.

Could go on but holy shit, I realized I was only playing to get their skins (cause of course there is no actual shop or trading so it's entirely RNG based). Fuck I missed TF2 so badly.
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>>167629857
the reason most overwatch maps are payload is because it makes mapping so much easier
like retard-level map design can seem good enough when the gamemode is pay-artificiallymakematches longer-load
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>>167628543
>grinding for crates because I desperately want roadhog skin but don't want to give Kaplan money
>nothing but dupes and legendaries that aren't even event related
>come back to TF2
>get to actually have fun rather than grind
>DM sessions in my usual cp_orange server
>already have all the cosmetics I want, excluding unusuals
>even then, I can just trade up to what I want with some of my other stuff
Coming back to TF2 is like seeing a friend you haven't in a while, who you can just dick around and be a dumbass with.
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>>167629857
>1) Small teams. 6v6 is so fucking small for a "team" based fps

While I don't necessarily disagree with you, TF2's most popular competitive mode is exactly 6v6. Personally I think the flaw with it in OW is that it's a 6 man team that has to be chosen from, what, 22 characters? It's a fucking waste.
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>>167629857
Forgot shitty balance. Here's a list of what heroes are played in ranked. The meta gets so old, so fucking fast because Blizzard can't just not balance shit but takes forever to react to problems in the game
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>>167630160
>cp_orange

>>167630171
6v6 works for TF2 because most 6v6 matches are played in 5CP and KOTH, most payload maps are way too big for 6s.
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>>167630252
what do owgs think about their own game?
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>>167630160
>cp_orange
seriously tho, rocket jumping and movement in general just dont seem "fun" in overwatch. probably missing some of the Quake DNA that TF2 has
on the other hand i wish valve didnt split the playerbase in two with the stupid ass Casual mode and the half-assed comp MM that everyone has forgotten about already
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>>167630369
They know Blizzard can't balance to save their lives and that the engine was based off their failed Titanfall MMO project so it's average at best. They mainly shitpost about their favorite female heroes and ship them together.

>>167630479
Rocket jumping basically non existent and yeah it's the lack of quake DNA that really seems to be the root of a lot of their problems. The overwatch engine wasn't actually designed to be used for an FPS, it was heavily tailored for an MMO and had to be reengineered. They originally had it as 8v8 but had to scale it down to 6v6 to make it more stable
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>>167630346
>>167630479
Hey, I was like, 12 when I started playing during the Mannconomy Update

That map is near and dear to me
mostly because my PC was shit then and it's still shit now
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>>167630816
Man,mine was the first christmas update. Shit that was special
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>>167630369
We know it's shit, balances and nerfs are thrown everywhere, Kaplan's a jew, and Chu is a fucking self-inserter

Ana's still OP, but who really gives a shit anymore, just post lewds and lore theories
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>>167630930
The first first time I started playing was the free weekend for the War! update.

I had no idea at all what was happening.

Was also really mad that 6 months later, the game I coveted for so long finally went F2P
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>>167631178
I'm just glad a few of my favorite servers survive their bullshit update that took the queue away from anyone that used non-approved maps.
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>>167630816
>shit PC
get comanglias config dood
and check out his fps guide
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>5 man sentry nest in enemy intel
2fort is fun.
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What are the most fun tournament matches to watch ? players from completely different regions? Best Froyo vs Epsilon matches, best Inmunity vs EU matches ... etc
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>Badwater
>Be med
>Holding second
>Blu hasn't set up on the roof thanks to our soldiers and snipers, opted to build in the little alcove near the U-turn
>Frantically keeping everyone topped off, especially the good sniper that needs that 185 to survive the sniper duel
>Full kritz charge, can feel the push that blu is preparing right around the corner
>Pop on a demo
>He gets headshotted right after jumping over the concrete barricade
>Their whole team is there
>Look around
>Soldiers too far, sniper not effective, scout is out of ammo
>Think i wasted my charge
>Somehow a pyro appears
>6 seconds of charge, once he understands and heads for blu it's down to four
>He melts the entire enemy team
>They can't deal with the flames
>Two heavies, a med, two scouts, an engineer, his buildings...
>Everything
>The killfeed is the best thing i've ever witnessed in my medic career
>Once back into cover he melee taunts, i bust out the shred alert, we H5 after
God DAMN i love this shit
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>>167633258
So you have less than 500 hours played, yes?
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>That one guy who complains every time he dies
>"lol nice bodyshot fag"
>"u w+m1 shitter"
>"nice floor shooting skills"
And people wonder why no one takes TF2 seriously.
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>>167633721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h134AC6SiNc
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>>167554092
>he named his weapon after his steam username
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>>167554721
its the same for all melee, crit rate increases with damage done
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>>167634563
for example, play tr_walkway and use nothing but the third degree, like 90 percent are crits
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>>167633867
>get a reflect kill on a soldier
>>stupid w+m1 pyro on enemy team
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>>167554721
Crit chance is strongly dependent on how much damage you've done (including Sentry damage for Engineers and Healing for Medic) in the passed ten seconds I believe. Melee weapons have a higher base crit rate.

You only notice these things because they stand out more.
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>>167634190
his profile pic was of his loadout too
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>>167634758
>Snipers are all aimbots
>Pyro is just w+m1
>Demo is just sticky spam
>Soldier is shoot floor
>Heavy is w+m1
>Engineer has an aimbot
>Medic is just leech off the top dog on your team

Is there a single class in this game that actually requires skill?
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>>167634997
>Farming kills
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>>167635031
If you get backstabbed by a Spy, arguably the worst class in the game, you got out-fucking-skilled no matter how it happened.
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>>167635140
reminds me
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>>167635189
>Abusing retarded hitboxes
>Skill
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>>167635667
>getting that close to the Spy
>letting a Spy get that close to you

You have nobody to blame but yourself.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aLjwVVNq4s

where has the time gone anons
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>>167635667
Hardest class in the game to play well

If you let a spy get that close you deserve to die kid
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r8 and h8 m8s
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>>167638174
Why did you cover up your kills?
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>>167638294
they are shamefully low
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>>167638337
dude no one cares how low ur kills on an unusual are lmao
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>age 13
>looking around youtube
>see something pop up on my front page because I subscribed to the valve account to see the portal 2 trailers
>team fortress 2 is free to play
>install it
>it runs like shit on my pc
>I have no idea how to play
>still have the time of my life
>tfw this was almost 6 years ago now
Where does the time go, lads.
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>>167638426
strange**********
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>>167638443
>He had Youtube when he was 13
God damn kids these days.
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>>167634997
>>167635140
Is that considered farmed? I'm bad at this game and just shoot people in pubs and even I have 16k kills on my RL. Soldier is fucking piss easy to get kills.
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>>167639343
>25k kills
>350 medics killed
>700 buildings destroyed
it's farmed
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>>167628543
>tfw can only play overwatch with friends and their friends
>tfw they're not even gud and complain for almost ever game we lose
If I play by myself I lose interest really quickly, there's just no substance or anything it feels like to keep me from playing the fucking same 8 maps
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Add a newbie. I have just 1 friend on Steam.

ernee4
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>>167640235
Nice try, hacker
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>>167640404
uwot

Is that a thing?
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>>167640454
Underage please go and stay go.
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What is your opinion on sharking?

Do you do it?

How much have you made?
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>>167640454
I was just fucking with you, anon.
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Christ i thought you guys were meeming when you said mvm "professionals" were caustic.God Damn do i hat those fucking elitists pricks. I just wanted to play a game mode where i knew at least some of the team would be vying for an objective and against piss easy AI. but no, because i have low tours since im dont spend half of my pay check every week trying to gamble at the odds of getting a shinny gun, you automatically have to kick me.
I just wanna beat a tour, is that so much to ask?
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>>167642492
people here will tell you to tour with friends. i don't really understand why people like mann vs machine, it is very braindead and to top it off takes forever. hours for just one fucking match. i also don't get the appeal for australium weapons or botkiller weapons, yes im using mat_phong 0 which fucks up how they look but i know how australium weapons look beforehand and they aren't BAD looking just worse than default
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>>167643120
Its the fact that I joined and filled in a META APPROVED(TM) class, which was medic, and they were like and i quote. "ugh, this is twelve tours for ya" "kick?" "yea" tf_kicked or banned or whatever it says.
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they finally added the Shortstop push animation after like 7 months of the scout just awkwardly staring at you with no animation while doing it (animation was only seen by the scout doing it in 1st person)
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>>167644496
does he still grunt when he shoves? haven't tried it since it was first added
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>>167635031
>Heavy is w+m1
Heavy is more likely a/d+m1

>>167638443
You're still young. Run.
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>>167644562
i dont know, i only saw the video by sigsegv, dont use that gun in months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMfe_CG3B_Q
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>>167644651
I still think that shove ability should go for a melee weapon. Why would you use shove on Spy if you had something like FaN? Shove needs to go to the Boston Basher, because you already beat yourself half-dead when you miss with that shit.
May be my autism hits again and I mail Valve for that too.
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>>167645295
Probably an experiment. Normal firing already gives much more knockback
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>>167635232
why would anyone publicly show their fucking terrible headshot:kill ratio and brag about it
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>>167646138
im pretty sure snipers who are actually smart would go for more bodyshots than headshots. i see idiots trying to headshot scouts and medics and even other snipers when most likely they will die in a single charged bodyshot. you are supposed to kill targets not spam until you hit their heads
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12287116
Wannabe server shiller here. bring it on.
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>>167625326
>playing nightmare mvm to kill time before getting ready for work
>the sweatiest, greasiest tryhard joins the game and is not pleased that stupid people are playing mvm
>keep in mind this is nightmare mode so there are no rewards for beating it
>writes essay after essay about why x is terrible and you should never use it
>he's going spy while i'm sniper
>we lose and i switch classes
>he's huntsman sniper now
>he's constantly calling this one guy, i don't even know what he fucking did but holy shit he lost it over this guy, a "cocksucking leg humper"
>tries to kick him every single time we lose and the round starts over
>fails every single time
>legitimately protests, refusing to actually play the game and just goes heavy and upgrades nothing but his resistances and fists of steel
>eventually the other guy just leaves on his own
>tryhard finally decides to play the fucking game
>goes pyro and brainless knocks everything around with airblast, dies to giant crit demoknights multiple times
>shoot a robot out of the air as he's trying to blast it back into the pit
>killer solo in front of him as he pauses to type another essay at me for killing a bomb that he was going to reset
>eventually check his steam profile
>12,000 fucking hours
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>>167646548
>*checks results*
dam son... You guys bring a tear to meh eyes.
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>>167646604
Epic blogpost, my brother.
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>>167647075
thanks i worked hard on it
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>>167646604
Never go full autismo

Also, why's MVM in pubs so fun?
There's no pressure to it, and no reward, just the feeling of cameraderie
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>>167648474
i kind of actually like seeing the new people dick around in a mode they're obviously not prepared for, and i certainly like carrying them to victory, even if they're doing something unconventional or downright detrimental
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Trying TF2 again after being broken in by overwatch (TF2 was too chaotic and silly for me as my first team shooter).

Seems better this time around and less overwhelming. Getting into it with a friend of mine.
>The two of us (demo and soldier) and a medic going against two spies (later a scout and pyro) on a sawmill server
>They can tell we're noobs
>Friend (soldier) is firing rockets and two of them are bantering on mic
>Friend kills one of them
>guy on mic says "wow you shoot so awkwardly"
>friend and I have a laugh
I see fun times ahead.

Wish I'd have kept their names so I could friend them. Figured steam's recent-players list would have them but it only tracked two random names that aren't theirs.

>>167573403
I like your scout, Heavy and Engineer.

>>167613019
Oh fucking wow.
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>>167613019
what if you put the spray there and left it for a few minutes, then later you put real stickybombs on it once everybody is used to it

next level mindgames
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>>167650963
Here's hoping you develop a love for TF2. Best game around. Also, why would you want to add them?
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>>167651908
>duck unusual
best
BEST
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>open 1 crate
>get 4key item

Welp, time to never open a crate again.
>>
hey
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>>167655049
>open crate with real money
>end up getting lucky and gaining something more valuable than what you put in
>never actually sell it because its a pain in the ass to outside of trading for more ingame items
conglaturations, you feel like youve come out on top, you really got the upperhand on gaben
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> you feel like youve come out on top

I never said that.

All time spent in any tf2 related activity in any way is completely wasted time and has no value.
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>>167652358
Even if I don't develop much love for TF2, at least I'll have another 4chan thread to look forward to.
>Also, why would you want to add them?
Aside from "don't cap the point bcuz that's cancer", they were fun guys who wanted to just goof around. Was comfy for my friend and I to try playing different classes.
Guess there will always be lonely players/nearly-empty servers so it might be easy enough to find more chillaxing times.
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>>167656102
but it does have real value, you literally spent money on ingame items, how can you say its not worth anything? you literally made a post saying you got 4 times as much worth out of what you spent ingame
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>"Why can't you remake an entire class in one day?! It's just as easy as making a weapon that adjusts one stat!"
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>>167656473

What im saying is that I realize that I essentially threw my money away by spending it on virtual items, you doof.
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>>167656521
To be fair, the update will likely take another year to release and still be a disappointment.
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>>167656557
im just saying it is a slippery slope, some people don't think far enough ahead beyond their rationalization that their inventory will have more worth. i always want people to think though "worth what to who?" if more people did there would be less skinnerbox addicts
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>B4nny can't afford his own direct hit
>also needs a pocket medic to get a 24 ks
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FINE
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>>167656918
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>>167656521
just how long did it take valve to make every single class for team fortress 2? really its just rebalancing a single class, im sure they know what the problems are exactly
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>>167657121
Welcome to Team Fortress 2! After 9 years in development hopefully it will have ...
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>>167656521
I'm convinced that this guy has a sub 80 IQ
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>>167657174
They still got it wrong because the class disparity was even bigger.
>Pyro was completely useless for literally everything
>Spy was awful except for the fact Backstab detection was even worse
>Engineer was a meme class (wait...)
>Heavy was even slower
>Stickybombs had full ramp-up, no arm time, and could not be destroyed (later with melee only)
>The Grenade Launcher had double ammo
>The Rocket Launcher had double ammo and no falloff
>Medic was the same but without unlocks
>Sniper had no grace period between zooming in and being eligible for headshots, so most people just bound them to the same key because inscoped shots were a straight downgrade
>Scout was better by proxy because his counters were shit (or Demoman)
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>>167657530
yes but everything is still in place, it isn't like they are changing the pyro model to something entirely different or completely changing his fire gimmick though i could be wrong. i just figured they would make his flames shoot a little further, remove a good bit of the worst rng like distance in flames, and call it a day. though considering the time spent and the fact they are even working on it at all im assuming the programmer is an actual fan of the game and will probably go into a little more detail than that but still 200 days is a long time. i hope they really are working on removing random crits, which is probably peoples biggest problem with pyro anyways so makes sense to me
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>>167657530
Didn't pyro literally melt people if he got the drop on them? I remember valve nerfing his flame damage because shitters kept complaining
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>>167656962
kek. underrated post.
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>>167657530
Pyro was literally the best close range class at launch. You have no idea what you are talking about
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>Win a raffle on crap.tf
>The bot gives me two items
>Can't contact the winner of the other item because he has his name hidden
nice coding nerd
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>>167656521
>i-it's gonna be neato! you don't undestand! more than fucking half year isnt enough to make update for one class! stupid muselk fanboys!!
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>>167660109
They are also working on the Heavy update and the Jungle update
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>>167660182
>and the Jungle update
>click "approve" on some already finished cosmetics and maps
>"working"
damn i want to work at valve so hard
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12287999

>>167660251
have you seen cp_jaddou my friend?
http://www.teamfortress.tv/38712/cp-jaddou-rc5
best jungle thing i see yet
priderock is garbo in comparison
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>>167655049
I opened a crate once.
Got 300$ out of it.
I opened more.
Now i have 1.63$.
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>>167650963
if you want to get rid of the chaotic brainless part, just play TF2 6v6, where people actually know the basics and play to win, and things are somewhat standardized
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Is Tomislav worth using over stock ?

+should be better against scouts
-should be shit against heavies
+should be better against spies
-should be shit against sentires
+sounds cool
-looks lame
-doesn't make my heavy look like a sexual tyrannosaurus anymore
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What are your favorite deceased Team Fortress 2 websites?
>tf2lobby
>ubercharged.net
>thespire.tv

>>167661698
-less damage output
+silent spinup
+faster spinup
personal taste
>>
what class mains do you love to kill

me: soldier

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/54/Sniper_DominationSoldier02.wav
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Why are so many of the mods/admins on scrap.tf bronies?
Is it mandatory?
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>>167662045
I love killing ALL mains.
Spy/Sniper is usually best for killing them and their unusual pocket medic that they probably have.
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>>167661698
Stock and tomi are kinda the same, differences are too minor to really discuss it.
I prefer tomi because it's more accurate and idk about less dps since most of heavies i fighting against doesnt know about damage rampup so i outdamaging them anyway
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Why are so many of the furries are faggots?
Is it mandatory?
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>>167662720
/id/NotYourTypicalFemboy
it makes you think
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>>167663060
it's not really makes me think
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>>167651070
Did that once with a fake crouching sniper spray.
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stay safe friends
if you want to know how to hackerman: https://archive.fo/oCRW2
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>>167662045
as comp scout i like killing soldiers because they are a slow class and easy to kill
>>167662720
>>167663380
learn english you fucking spic
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>be American
>go to fuel car
>forget to tip and applaud car-fueler
>car get shot
>forced to walk 1 km home
>get a heart attack
>can't afford the healthcare
>get shot by doctor
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>>167662106
Yes. There's a Satanic horsefucker conversion party every time a new staff member is brought on. Watch the Morning Star rise my brother.
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>>167664354
no
>>
Powerjack or Backscratcher lads ?
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>>167661970
no one is old enough here to remember ubercharged.net or tf2lobby
>>167665209
Powerjack
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>>167665315
>no one is old enough here to remember ubercharged.net or tf2lobby
:(
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>>167665209
Third Degree
straight up kamikaze into unaware combos to drop the med with a crit
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>>167666806
>meleeing heavy or soldier
>implying there are medics in the first place
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>>167666861
Hey man, you gotta beat the shit out of people regardless of the situation
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>>167656918
>>167656962
It's kinda funny. He may be good in matches but pub play alone he would likely get outplayed.

Also
>pocket med killstreak
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>>167666806
Third degree is god's answer to vaccinator medics and their friends.
Can't shield melee damage, bitches.
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just found a name and desc tag in my inventory
7 decides name
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>>167668238
especially with the detonator since you can get real close and fast
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>>167668687
lolngrage nirvana microfone
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>>167668687
kurt cobain's last micropenis
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>>167668687
half's left epic pootis shootis :D
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>>167668687
I eat shit daily.
>>
>player ____ has joined the game
>'does anyone have any free items I can have?'
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>>167669107
3 decides description
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>>167669702
You are dead
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>>167669702
kurt cobain sucks dicks in hell
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>>167669702
I am a meme.
>>
>>167669702
i love based viva but too shy to tell him
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>>167669702
Dont let your dreams be memes.
kys now.
>>
>>167669702
right is at the cleaners (see description for claener's carbine!)
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>>167669702
i am legally retarded, do not be rude
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>>167669702
BENIS :DD
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>>167669702
painis in da ainis
>>
>>167669702
/r9k/ described this weapon XD
>>
>>167669702
proud to be #1 furry muselk's fan
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>>167669702
my epic pootis shootis
>>
>play soldier
>a reserve shooter/degreaser pyro with an unusual appears
>kills me
>respawn and go direct hit
>he is no longer a issue because he can't reflect
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>>167669702
i am vegan
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>>167670296
>changing your loadout just to counter the weakest class in the game

you sir are a bitch ass nigga
>>
>>167669702
Try ovewatch, maybe it's just not your game
>>
>>167669702
que boludo JAJAJAJAJAJA
>>
>>167669702
gwizdo
>>
>>167669702
i miss mein fuhrer
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>>167670543
nice
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>>167670426
you sir are a bitch ass nigga
>>
Ded
>>
Babka
>>
big time pottis
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>>167670296
When you're at point blank range they're indistinguishable from each other, just as easy as ever to prediction reflect. When you're far away at least the direct hit when reflected moved at a decent speed, just gotta make sure to aim it.
In short, only really hard if you don't practice.
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>>167656000
did you know you can easily trade items for keys, and then sell the keys on steam market or is it your first time using steam?
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>>167662045
pyro
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>>167674378
The Dark History is real.
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>people in a server still complaining about reserve shooter pyro
>getting close enough to let yourself be airblasted
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>>167674378
>>
>>167674660
epic kill gun
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just got placed in a normal casual server on hightower where both teams were just idling or taunting or shooting empty guns at each other
got vote kicked when i started killing the enemy
why are they like this
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>>167675226
>>167674378
>shotgun pyros
>>
Why lmaobox users are not banned?
>>
>>167676227
>Not using one of the best weapons in-game
>Purposefully gimping yourself on an already weak by using a flare gun
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>>167676227
>talking shit about stock
End yourself.
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>>167676293
Because they are gods of this game
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>>167676324
If I wanted a good class and a shotgun I would play scout
Pyro is for fun with flares
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>>167676227
>>167676324
>playing pyro
do you have no shame
>>
>>167676531
I enjoy playing pyro.

>>167676475
Flares are for shitters who need free crits to kill people. Shotgun is for people who can actually aim.
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>>167676602
>I enjoy playing pyro.
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>>167676602
>enjoying pyro
whats wrong with u sir
>>
>>167676602
Shotgun is for boring fags who won't do pyro vs pyro dance, and can't aim projectiles
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would be nice if this guy would fucking accept my trade offer
it's been 50 minutes now and he's online and playing tf2
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>>167676531
I enjoy playing all classes except Spy and Soldier
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>>167676706
>>167676659
I enjoy playing video games.

>>167676781
This is bait, right?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydDPqRnho8
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>>167660251
>>167661149
Wait; are the Frontline! update and the Mayann update coming together, or are they seperate?
>>
What is a normal map?
>>
>>167680705
Granary
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>>167680595
>tf2r
Mayan is coming first, along with the pyro update.
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Just got some die job goggles. I want a space merc vibe. Any recs?
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>>167681123
2>1>3
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>>167681123
2 is the best
1 looks like a fallout character
3 looks cheap and ugly
>>
>>167657121
but it's not just rebalancing that one class, it's rebalancing every other class based around the changes being made.
>>
>rebalancing a class
>rebalancing all classes
y'know you're only getting some pyro weapons, right?
>>
The person who says he is a _____ main is a fool.
What is the class?
>>
>>167682042
Shpee
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>>167674378
>>
>>167682042
pyro
>>
>>167682042
sniper
;_;
>>
what if:
beggar's bazooka for the demoman
load up to 4 sticky bombs and release M1 to fire off all 4 rapidly
overloading causes loaded stickies to explode
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>>167683734
sounds a bit too op for stickybomb launcher desu
add it onto grenade launcher and make it like the on in x10
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>>167683734
That would be garbage, you'd spend like 5 second before you'd be able to detonate
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>>167684462
The Flaming Furry's Fiery Fury
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>>167684462
"im a massive faggot"
dubs deletes it
>>
>>167684462
nice projectile faggot
>>
>>167684462
Can't Zim zam the flim flam
>>
>>167684462
I use a crutch because I play a shit class
>>
>>167684462
pepe
>>
>>167684462
MTF2GA
>>
>>167684462
The Duane
>>
>>167684462
Removing SJW Since 1488
>>
>>167685470
fuck I liked this one
>>
>>167684462
Vintage Degreaser
>>
>>167684462
Kurt Cobain's Waterhose
>>
>>167684462
The Mega-Faggot
>>
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>>167685837
gz
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When you meet someone who shares an unusual.
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Sideshow confirmed pedophil
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>>167687729
14 year olds are hot bro
>>
>>167680595
i have no idea,
UNNOFFICIAL frontline and jungle maps i know:
>frontline
cp_kalinka
cp_cardinal
both play decently but kalinka isnt fully textured yet

>jungle (mayann)
cp_jaddou (havent tried)
cp_priderock (?) (plays like shit)

koth_bagel is much better than all of them tho
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>somehow did worse with a Backburner compared to stock
>most BB points were just from habitual airblasts on burning friends
>got way more kills with the Shotgun
i wanted to be a dick, not become a tubby Scout
>>
Does tf2g have discord?
>>
>>167688442
People use stock over degreaser ?
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>>167656918
Wait, his real name is Dane Cook?
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>>167688368
somebody will be bold in his early 30's
>>
>>167662045
Spy

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d8/Demoman_dominationspy03.wav?t=20100625230359
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>>167688368
fucking hell he was throwing the whole match
he literally went afk for the entire round after that i think
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>>167691173
thats pretty impressive
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>>167688442
shotgun is pyro's primary
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyUNby65T9k
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Whats the first TF2 event you followed ? Mine was pic related
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>>167693635
Stop
Enough
Nyet
Nor
REEEEEEEEE
Delet this
>>
>stab salty engineer
>sap his buildings
>"mge noob"
How do you respond?
>>
>>167694324
>keep on playing like i didnt read the message
what does "mge noob" even mean
>>
>>167694487
I meant "mge me, noob", but seems like you understood it.
>>
>play engi
>keep supporting the team but no support for me
>spy gets me and saps my things
>go soldier because team can't do shit
>>
>>167676531
>playing tf2 in 2017
do you have no shame
>>
>>167696494
why are you here
>>
>spy is top scoring
>no support
>game is halfway over and half the team has 0 points
>>
>its another skillless hack gets assists on you to win the duel episode
>>
>no one is in spawn
>that cart is not moving
>no support
>1 vs 3 or more at a time
>spawning shows them out in the field doing nothing
>>
stop blogging
>>
>demo spawn camping
>go scout
>kill him
>he types 'lol u mad'
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>>167698749
>>167698749
>play scout on 2fort
>jump onto top of bridge
>get dh one hit (candy cane)
>swap to sandman
>stun and kill same soldier
>'wow you're mad'
>>
>>167683734
>>167684027
>What is Scottish Resistance
You're welcome.
>>
>>167699425
It's all fun and games until you are better than them.

That said, I usually run direct hit when dealing with a lot of scouts.
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>>167699717
>Those jumpcrouch spamming scouts who can't hit a still target to save their lives
>Those scouts that just pepper you from midrange
>The FaN/CaC/sandman scouts
And that is why i have DH/RS/whip on my B loadout
>>
>try mixchamp.gg
>lose the match
>try tf2center
>lose that one too
>lost interest in competitive whatsoever
back to being pub star i guess.
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>>167700948
>he gives up that easily
YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY
>>
>Random guy on scrap.tf finds out you can pick up the intel through thin walls
>This has probably been a thing since 2007 and nobody noticed
>Nobody even though of trying it even tho a lot of projectiles can go through walls anyway
wew
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>>167700909
The Direct Hit is such a nice counter to many things
>annoying scouts
>pocket meds
>snipers
>engis
>other soldiers
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>>167704375
... I keep hearing that the Direct Hit is generally considered a downgrade due to the practically nonexistent splash radius. I personally like to use it primarily for breaking up engie nests from afar, and it's handy for keeping snipers on their toes, but the stock rocket launcher seems better. For countering scouts I usually use the stock one and aim at the ground where they're going to land.
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>>167704375
I'm not sure why you would use the DH there. Against a scout that's hard to hit due to jumping, wouldn't aiming air shots make it even harder? I'd think you'd be better sticking with stock. Though I honestly don't think I'm good enough with soldier to know why you would use stock or DH in a given situation. I think the splash of the stock is overall better.
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>>167706471
DH projectiles are way faster, making them harder for scouts to dodge. Shotgun is also a viable choice against annoying scouts.
>>
>>167706142
It's situational. Stock is always best but if there is no engi then Direct Hit is a nice option to one shot scouts/snipers up close.

>>167706471
Against bad scouts it's great, against ok scouts it's good, against hl lft/6's main scouts, it's hope you are good at predicting.
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>>167704375
Don't forget minisentries
>>167706142
The DH is, aside from the kritzkrieg, the perfect sidegrade, and dont let anyone else tell you otherwise. RL is way more versatile and reliable, but there is nothing like deleting light classes on sight
>>167706471
I'm a demo main that's used to landing pills on scouts, the switch to DH feels very natural
>>
>>167706612
>>167706971
>>167707252
I'm curious, because the downsides for DH seem pretty bad just to deal with scouts, unless you know that the team already has an engi. Is it significantly different in pubs or highlander compared to 6s? I assume that lack of splash damage is less important because in 6s there will be less players.
>>
>>167707963
>Downside
>Have to actually aim
>Upside
>Once you hit there is no scout anymore
But no, the lack of splash is an INCREDIBLY big deal, especially in 6s where hitting two people at the same time has a bigger impact than hitting just one but for more damage. I don't know about highlander, but it's pretty good in pubs.
Still, you might find the odd 6s match where someone is running DH, but not in the important matches. Spamming is very strong
>>
>>167708465
>Spamming is very strong
This is, unfortunately, the case. It's the biggest reason Demo is limited to one per team.
>>
Scout is still the most annoying class to fight against.
>>
>>167707963
If I don't have to worry about my team I use the direct hit.
Easily able to one shot most people, two shot the rest, three shot heavy fucks.

Stock if I need to help the team.
>>
>>167708605
Annoying things?

Sniper
>body shots
>sleeper shots
>darwins

Spy
>long range amby head shots
>dead ringer

Scout
>crit a cola/force a nature

Soldier
>trolldiers

Demo
>demo with 4 or more heads and a shield

Heavy
>pocketed

Medic
>heavy meat shield

Game itself
>bullshit crits
>other team is using teamwork
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ey fags
https://tf2maps.net/threads/tf2maps-presents-the-winter-2017-72hour-tf2jam.31015/

>>167708605
I'll take a scout over a good dead ringer enforcicle shpee
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>>167709021
>other team is using teamwork
>TEAM fortress 2
I get where you're coming from, but wow.
>>
>>167709021
>trolldiers
>FaN
>annoying
Jesus christ man.
>>
>>167708605
Most annoying to me is the moron Scouts who have 400+ ping and decide that this is a good server for them to be in. Bonus points if they mash their jump key like it's pumping blood through their veins.

Hey you, with the absurdly high ping. I know you're reading this. Leave this server and find one closer to you, you idiot.
>>
>>167709021

you forgot

engy
>wrangler

pyro
>pyro
>>
>>167709030
>enforcicle
The enforcer has been dead for a while
>>
>>167708605
No, the most annoying thing is when an enemy Sniper hits that perfect ping where they can shoot you while you're going behind cover, and can never countersnipe them because they shoot before you can even see them.
>>
>>167709906
You haven't seen a good enforcicle shpee then
There's a guy in my local community server that is unbearable to play against, and he runs dr. enforcicle
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>>167710108
It's ass
>>
*mcfuck up*
whoops lol
*pulls out dead ringer*
>>
>>167710108
Just because he's good with a bad weapon, doesn't mean that his success is dependent on using that weapon.
>>
>>167710401
Yes.

>>167710576
Well, you can assume that he can't land headshots, or he'd be using the amby
And his playstyle is not compatible with the crits of the diamondback, so I guess the enforcer is his way to get extra damage
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>>167710794
A single +20% damage shot per fully disguising.
>>
>>167709364
When you don't expect them, yeah trolldiers are annoying killing you usually.

>FaN
Enjoy those cliffs m8
>>
>>167710401
So it literally only works on vacc targets? wow that's even dumber than i thought
>>
>>167711081
>what is cp
>what is koth
>>
>>167710794
Or he could use the stock revolver, shoot quite a bit faster and get to enjoy those sweet 120's
He probably hasn't changed his spy loadout in a few years
>>
>>167712008
the Enforcer deals full damage to enemies affected by a bullet-type Vaccinator Ãœbercharge, Snipers using the Darwin's Danger Shield, or Heavies spun up below half health with the Natascha or Brass Beast.
>>
https://youtu.be/Q_FJwx_iYDk?t=70
fast forward to 1:10

Remember when we used to be able to do this in TF2? Now the shit game has it and we don't. ;_;
>>
>>167713394
Server Browser was never removed.
>>
>>167713394
we still can you fucking nerd
>>
>>167713479
>>167713516
Community servers are DEAD
>>
>your favorite community servers are dead or full of friendlies

thanks b4nny
>>
>>167713625
Unless you include idle or achievement servers yeah.
>>
Why are achievement and idle servers so popular anyway? What's the point of fun servers? They generally aren't even fun.
>>
>>167714683
Because nobody wants to play videogames the way they were intended to be played. They want to have fun their own special snowflake way. Why do you think games like Garry's Mod and Minecraft are so popular?
>>
>>167714873
Garry's Mod and Minecraft are both sandbox games, though. TF2 is a FPS. There's a difference.
>>
>>167714962
>Garry's Mod and Minecraft are both sandbox games, though.

Yes, and?
>>
>>167709030
>https://tf2maps.net/threads/tf2maps-presents-the-winter-2017-72hour-tf2jam.31015/
>72hr jam
neat, isnt this kind of thing where koth_bagel originated ? i wish faggot pubbers tried good custom maps instead of 24/7 cp_orange
>>
>>167713394
>tigole is on overwatch
wew
>>
>>167715728
People still play custom maps, but they don't seek them out in droves
>>
>>167715728
I think so. I'll probably write a song or make a fangame, since it's all I'm good at creating, but I want to take part in it.
I have a very good com server nearby that runs all the default maps and 7 random custom maps per week, it's great. Pier is god tier.
>>
>>167716012
what server?
i only know the tf2maps servers, and the sunday MapChamp thing in mixchamp http://www.teamfortress.tv/39377/mapchamp-by-champ-gg
>>
>>167716012
Always wanted to play Pier with a decent amount of people, it looks really nice.
>>
>>167716154
>what server?
it's chilean
>>
>>167712042
I really only play payload.

And of those maps upward a lot. So FaN is a bane of my gameplay.
>>
>>167716245
southern cone best cone
ive been playing NA mixes a lot as an european, i dont mind ping that much lately
>>167716475
>only playing one gamemode
what a fucking pathethic scrub piece of human filth
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>You are on your way to: Metalworks
>It's actually Swiftwater
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>>167716606
>southern cone best cone
>gets rekt by BRs on the daily
lmfao
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>competitive mode is still just a normal pub but with nocrits and 6s players per team
>swiftwater, gorge, badwater, and vanguard still in rotation
>badlands removed from rotation
>viaduct instead of product
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>>167717074
Don't forget that they wanted to add fucking Turbine to the rotation as well. Just more evidence that the chucklefucks on the dev team don't actually play the game, or even know why and how the 6s meta developed to be what it is today.
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>>167717725
This program was brought to you by Chucklefucks Like You
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>>167717725
>defuse maps in csgo are the main form of competitive
>devs agree
>5cp maps in tf2 are the main form of competitive
>"muhh gamemode variety"
>*adds maps designed for 18-24 players to the 6v6 (12 player) rotation*
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>mvm
>guy gets mad that someone readied up
>refuses to help
>restart wave
>he still refuses to help
>vote kick him
>I'm gonna laugh with all my twitch followers
>check his twitch
>0 followers
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>>167719602
Always try and play with freinds. If a tf2g group was run that would be great, I know biased Volo used to do his thing but he doesn't play tf2 anymore. Also he's a fag. But he was the only trip fag that seemed to do that type of stuff.
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>>167719839
I'd do it but I really only play two cities. I started mecha recently though.
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>>167720318
>I really only play two cities.

So easy mode then.
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>>167720648
Unless you're a retard, yes.
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>>167717725
turbine is really good for 6s though, it is probably the only ctf map with some form of competitive vigor. the only reason it takes so long in pubs is specifically because there are so many fucking players, sometimes stacking engineers, they couldn't do that in 6s
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Of all threads in /vg/ I declare this as the most comfiest thread.

>>167712008
As I get it, its damage is set to "pure". So it allows the shots to bypass specific resistances, but not general damage mitigations.
Enforcer has a faster recoil recovery of 0.95s while all other weapons have 1.25s. You should give a try if you didn't.
Best usage is against Engineers after you sapped his shit, because you'll be toe-to-toe if he's any near Sentry as well which will fully benefit from 20% damage bonus with disguise and ramp-up.
Second usage is for Medics you tricked to heal you. I suggest Heavy disguise.
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Post loadouts.

Have tablet, will draw.
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>>167727951
Elvis, grandpa or eagle man
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>>167727951
>>167651908
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>>167727951

>>167726538
Yeah, I like this thread. And I like all you cunts, shitheads, fur fuckers, post post ironic mongoloids, faggoty dan and raggety anne anime vaporwave whores.
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>>167728249
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>>167729728
I love it.
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>>167727951
>>167591520
Drunk Cop or Security Guy
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>>167727951
Thank you my good sir.
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>>167670296
>thinking direct hit can't be reflected
I learned this the fun way in a pub of pl_upward.
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=562606485
I felt like sharing this. What do you guys think?
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>>167651908
Crikey.
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>>167727951
Danke comrade
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>>167730906
i'll put it in my trophy room with the others
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are there any mge servers that allow pyro to be selected? why do so many disallow it in the first place? i thought the purpose was to practice, i just want to learn how to reflect direct hits. pyro dodgeball is helping my perception and reaction time but isn't translating well to the actual game
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>>167731151
>Pictures/pictures 2/new folder/drawings
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>>167730703
Did you make this anon?
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>>167729901
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>>167731818
i just upgraded my computer and i'm still organizing things
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>>167731949
Ay, thanks m8
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>>167729986
Last one for the night.

I'm tired and sick.
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>>167732763
Very well done, lad.

I approve greatly.
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>>167639936
Not true he could've added strange parts recently
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it's the unusual i won in the raffle that he's talking about and i'm wondering what to do here
i don't want to just sell off something really nice that i won from a tf2g but at the same time he might offer something good
do i see what he offers and go from there
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>>167734257
just reraffle you h*ckin leech
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>>167734257
woops pic
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>>167734257
Do whatever the fuck you want with it dummy. You won it fair and square.
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>>167731930
no anon, but it's pretty cool. stumbled upon that when I was lurking pinterest.
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>>167734738
what the fuck where you doing on pinterest?
why was that on pintreest? isnt preteen just for recipes?????
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>>167734257
>>167734357
i'm a fucking retard.
i feel like absolute human fucking garbage.
these cunts scammed me out of my hat.
why the fuck do i trust people.
i should have triple checked everything, i'm so fucking embarrassed and ashamed.
i've never felt so stupid.
fuck.
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>>167669702
Noob anon here.
What's the point of adding custom names and descriptions to weapons? Lulz for victims to see after they die?
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>>167736086
How the fuck did you manage to get scammed?
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>>167731151
You didn't like the two fempyros boob-bouncing?
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>>167736086
honestly sorry for your loss, hope its a learning experience
>>167736096
roll threads a a tf2g past time, what better than to pub with a hat that says some thing like "dotsy is cute :3' or some shit. Also post your tf2g named items
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>>167736086
>actually trading with this person
What the fuck is your damage?
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>>167736475
it was the stupidest fucking thing and i cannot believe i fell for it. the first guy asked me to make absolutely sure the item was clean so he said to add a steamrep admin, he linked me to a couple of them so i added the only one that was online.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/AngeIManders
they impersonated the steamrep admin and asked for a trade offer with the hat to make sure it was clean. i sent it and the hat was gone and i was blocked. i only found out afterwards that the account was a fake and that i had been royally fucked. they played me and i feel like a fucking imbecile.
>>167736567
thanks, but i'm still down a $72 dollar hat with no means of getting it back. i can only assume they're going to sell it somewhere.
>>167736517
forgot about that one
>>167736685
like i said i should have triple checked everything.
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>>167656521
>WAR
It's one unlock.
>Pyro update
It's balance changes to the easiest pubstomping and worst competitive class in the game. It's bugfixes to the buggiest class in the game. It's original new weapons for a class with a very limited, definite theme (fire). It's new cosmetics, taunts, and achievements.

>WHY ISN'T IT OUT IN ONE DAY?!??!?!??!?

Makes me ashamed to be Australian. Also his face is goofy.
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>>167736732
at least you won't get fucked the same way twice
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>>167736813
yeah because i'll never get a hat that fucking expensive again for as long as i live
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>>167680595
Valve has stopped doing combined community updates since Invasion took so long to come out because the community managers were fighting over the distribution of money.

Now, Valve is going to pick parts out of updates they like.
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>>167736732
70 dollars isn't a lot at all when you think of it objectively. you would make that in a day of labor for example, i don't think its honestly such a big deal, don't fall for the cosmetic trader meme. you wouldn't have made 70 dollars anyways
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>>167736732
You can try contacting actual steam support about it. I have a friend who got their entire backpack with several Unusuals taken and steam support actually got them back. At least try it dude. You've even got the account links for the people who scammed you, which will help a fair amount.
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>>167736732
No, no, fuck off
I am actually fucking mad
Some dude adds you at random, asks if your "unusual" is for sale, asks you to trade it to a "Steamrep admin" and you actually went along with it?

You are mentally fucking ill. Never enter another raffle again because you have fucking issues
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>>167736870
i mean i'd never spend $70 of my actual working money on a virtual hat, i'm much too poor for that
>>167736871
i did report both of them, i'll try this too
>>167736879
how do you think i feel about myself man
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>>167736990
>i'll try this too
Do it, man. Worst that can happen is they tell you it was your fault and nothing changes. Best case scenario you get the hat back. Best of luck, anon.
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>>167736990
>i mean i'd never spend $70 of my actual working money on a virtual hat, i'm much too poor for that
you and everyone else. don't be hung up, the value of cosmetics ingame is that it makes you seem valuable. you wouldn't have ever sold it because nobody actually buys virtual cosmetics
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>pretending like it just happened
>it happened 8 hours ago
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>>167736567
>not using ham or claymore for max viking
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>>167737058
is there a way i can contact an actual person or am i stuck waiting for news to come back on whether action was taken against them
>>167737115
it did just happen
that makes no fucking sense
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>>167736567
I'm so new, I barely have any items to begin with. Looking forward to getting and naming a few.

When I first played the game it seemed like nothing but a loud, silly meme game and everyone was leagues better than me (enemy team just about spawn camping). It wasn't fun.
Coming back, I'm anxious to play more but can't really because I'm sick. So I'll be hanging out in these threads, at least.
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>>167736776
It's OK.

I don't think Moose Elk is really an australian.. Can't handle bantz, or being called a cunt.

>>167736869
But that was just Bang! and Ronin being jews. Are they really shutting it down because of those two?
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>>167737158
Top of Steam, select Help > Trading, Gifting, Items, Community Market > Items > My items are missing or stolen

Do it that way
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>>167737117
but i like the egal :(
>>167737182
best of luck mate, if do finally decide to go through with this, be sure to buy off of some bots or something, for the name tags that is. Also be wise and never trust anybody, take not from the poor anon in the thread.
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>>167737460
oh
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>>167737567
Its really your own fault. I mean, its literally the oldest scam in the book. I don't know how you can play tf2 or be in this thread without knowing about it
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>>167737567
looks like your up shit creek mate, just say it was scammed away from you by an impersonator.
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>>167736732
Nigger are you fucking serious?
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>>167737672
i've never had anything worth scamming off of me before
i've been poor my entire life and my entire time playing tf2, no one's ever bothered with me before
everyone else who actually deals with this kind of thing knows about it already so they don't talk about it
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>>167554390
flamethrower

>narrow fire cone a bit
>extend fire cone a bit more
>fix particle bugs so particles fly in a more predictable pattern consistent with visuals
>make pyro's flames more transparent from his POV
>afterburn increased from 6 to 8 dps so it's an actual threat more often
>ammo consumption increased slightly
>airblast now knocks back pyro while jumping
>airblast hitbox decreased slightly

changes also apply to the other flammenwerfers (except no afterburn change to degreaser and no airblast change to phlog)
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>>167737791
>>167736685
simply amazing
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>>167738097
is there a level before acceptance that's akin to being dead inside because that's where i'm at now
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>>167738150
DESPAIR
but also despair
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>>167737791
top fucking kek, i cant feel sorry for you now. i know people probably wouldn't look at that part but still thats just so ridiculous i cant take this seriously, they didn't even crop that out
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>>167738185
yes that one thank you
>>167738205
that's ok i already feel sorry for myself
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>>167738289
Keep your chin up, anon. I'm pretty sure most people have been scammed in some way or another, especially in online games. I have. Now you've learned and will be more intelligent about it in the future.
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>>167737791
Why is there animu crotch in this image
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>>167738371
i know, but just getting another unusual, even a low tier one is so far off for me that the only conceivable way to do so is through raffles and i am far too wracked with guilt at basically throwing away another tf2g's money to enter any tf2g raffles for a very long time
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>holding a yard sale
>selling a new, unboxed ps4
>total stranger comes along
>"Hey, I want to buy your ps4 but first can you give it to my friend who is a registered ps4 checker to make sure its not a fake ps4?"
>"Also can you sign this contract confirming that you are giving it to him for nothing? Just while he checks it?"
>guy in a suit shows up
>you sign his contract
>the two take off down the road with your ps4
>"Wow, why wont the police help me? Fucking Trump!"
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>>167738493
i don't have any excuses man
i blame no one but myself
and trump
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>>167738493
(You)
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>>167738465
Just wait for halloween and grind the fuck out of them for items
better yet, usually they're not tradable, so you can't be conned away from them
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>>167714512
>memes
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>>167738450
Because i was too lazy to crop it out
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>>167718072
even many elements of the 6s community have been recently complaining how prone 5cp is to stalemates

can't blame valve for trying something new just to gather data, 5cp is clearly not the best TF2 competitive can get
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>>167568076
Im gonna try on walkway later
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>>167737234
Yeah he seems American or something.
>>167737234
Yep.
>>
>tfw switch my crosshair every time i beef
>I'm actually not too bad when i get in the groove and hit my shots, but once i fuck up, i start tilting and missing everything
>I can't get on a team because of this
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>>167606348
The pistol doesn't have a faster fire rate when used by the Scout, but he DOES reload faster than the Engineer by like 0.11 seconds.
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>>167586938
engineer moves a lot slower than scout, so you don't have adjust your aim as much
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>>167613019
Couldn't have been anyone else's spray except for the poster's own spray, that's next to impossible to encounter in Valve servers since you can't see other player's sprays unless you have already seen that player's spray in another server before.
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>>167591871
they started streaming a bunch instead of making videos, and nobody on twitch wants to watch tf2, so they don't play tf2
>>
TF2 - The 13 Year Old Clickbait King Of YouTube
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>>167740523
It's a fairly common spray though so it's not that unlikely. Same with those crouching sniper sprays
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>>167736732
>be me
>be dumb as shit
>guy wants to buy my unusual Wrapped Hat
>says I have to trade it to a friend for middleman shit or something
>do so
>tell him I did
>"U wot m8"
>guy stalls for like forever
>>Uh, hey, you gonna trade my friend anytime soon?
>friend tells me that he's trying to change his profile to match theirs
>get unusual back from my friend
>block scammer I was too dumb for, do a 360, and walk away
Just remember if you ever feel sad, remember that Anon was too stupid to actually follow a scammers directions and was saved by it.
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>>167742534
Back in the day, I quit'd the game for a year or so. Not really following the economy. Been a dumb kid I am I lost a Vintage Soldier's Stash to some scammer. I just got a few new weapons for it, because I was too timid for waiting for them to drop when I got back in the game.
>>
I'm never doing an unusual raffle again because you are too retarded to not be scammed. If you want to complain, blame fish guy.
>>
join game in progress, being spawnraped so hard theres throwing pipes right into the spawn cabinet instagibbing you in spawn, leave, requeue, it joins the same one again, you die on a bed of pipes as you spawn, leave, requeue, youre in the same server a third time even after removing the map from the list.

Valve, come on
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>>167743647
>vibri93
Seems legit
>>
>Want to play
>Steam won't stop verifying the installation
fuck
OFF
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>>167743647
Good, maybe all the underage leeching /v/ faggots will fuck off
>>
>>167743647
that's actually the part that makes me feel the worst is that i basically just threw his money away
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>>167743647
>I'm never doing
>I'm never
>never
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>>167744287
don't think about it like that, you just made someone else's day instead
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>>167590208
that sounds dumb.

just nerf the Crusader's Crossbow and buff the Syringe Gun if you want people to use anything other than crossbow. Crossbow is well overdue for a nerf

also

>3 weapons and melee
>Engineer exists
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>>167745204
>implying its not just another unusual to him that he is just going to quicksell to pay for more vodka
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nice random rump drop
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>>167744287
Did you even wear it? Whats your main/class you play most?
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>>167745310
>implying unusuals have any sentimentality in the first place
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>>167745584
http://tf2r.com/kj7w93o.html
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>pub match
>6v6
>a/d
>have 2 pub heroes
>can't get by 2 bodyshitting snipers engi and constant uber med
i see why 6's players only play 5CP now
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Ded as all fuk
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Is it a good weapon?
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>>167747762
Tell me more. What map? 2 pub heroes?
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>>167750650
Now more than ever, even if i miss the old crazy knockback at range
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Anyone up for some MvM?
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>>167751206
too late man, i have stuff to do now, sorry
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>>167751206
id/substrata
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>>167752549
Why?
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>>167752549
NIGGER FILTERS

AND YOU BETTER PUT IT IN ALL CAPS TOO.
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>>167752549
Autism
>>
>>167752549
Drama Alert Nation
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>>167736732
Can't believe people are still getting scammed like this, thought it was just little kids that finally got saved from their retardation by the mobile restriction.
>>
>>167752549
Bad
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>>167752549
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
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>>167752549
The cuck glasses
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>>167752549
Gastly Googles
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>>167752964
I wish the sidekick side slick could be worn with them, I would have loved a beat set.
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>>167752549
Jew Oven Eye Protection
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>>167752549
cum shield
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>>167752549
Chains of Love
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>>167752549
Humming the Baseline
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>>167752549
Waste of Money
>>
>>167752549
Spells like Trouble
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>>167752549
YA'LL READY TO GET FUNKY
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>>167752549
I got a 6 on /vg/
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>>167752549
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
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>>167752549
JET GRIND RADIOOOOO
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>>167752549
Nothing is worth
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>>167752549
Stop
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>>167752549
CRUISE CONTROL
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>>167752549
Why are you naming cosmetics?
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>>167750650
Best weapon for a support Pyro besides Shotgun. Annoys anyone you can think of. Can be used to clear stickies as well.
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>>167752549
DEJA VU!
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>>167752549
End me
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How do we fix it
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>>167754005
We don't
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>>167754005
It's fine now that they removed the health restore. Only retards can't counter it and players with good game sense can use it to great effect.
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>>167754129
>players with good game sense can use it to great effect
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>>167752549
Scout skill enhancer
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>>167752549
Scunt
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>>167752549
/tf2g/ 4 lyfe
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>>167754571
>>167754571
>>167754571
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>>167752549
Eat em up
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>>167754269
It's true though, as retarded as it sounds, well over half of pub players aren't smart enough to use it for anything but wm1 bumrushing and nothing else. Good players, or at least players with half a brain cell, flank with it and pop their crits for huge numbers of players BEFORE they actually engage them.
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>>167754640
It takes 300 damage to fill the bar now though. That's pretty unworkable in most situations
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Take that shitty list of shitty servers out of the OP you stupid piece of shit. All of those shitty servers are dead. FUCK YOU
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>>167754710
??? I have no trouble getting it up? Have you talked to your doctor about this?
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thread meme count: 12
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>>167754903
Most pyros use shotgun. The only fire damage comes from afterburn which takes an entire game to fill the meter
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>>167755039
Then don't use shotgun when you use the phlog. Use scorch shot or flare gun, that's been the meta around it since it was first put out.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12262912/

http://www.strawpoll.me/12251334/
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>>167759591
https://www.tf2stadium.com/lobby/6475

map download
https://tf2maps.net/downloads/cp_jaddou_rc5.2926/
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>>167752549
All i see is piss.
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