/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Want to join PC GTA crew
SC: TheWTFthing

is there any reason to sell I/E cars in a collection? is the bonus worth it?

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Let's go to the news room. While WE go to the BOOZE room.

Group hypnosis.

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>my garage is completely filled with mid and standard range garbage

What am I supposed to do with these? Deliver them alone on downtime?

>>167524661
Leave them until you get 10 of each, then get Top range every time.

>>167524661
Post name and I'll give you a hand.

>>167524909

I call shenanigans

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Where do I go to enable anti aliasing in the widescreen fix ini again? I forgot.

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Is there a guide anywhere on how to make your online character look like Karen Daniels? haven't played in a while and just noticed there's a change appearance button.

>>167525429
NPC's have custom made models. It's nearly impossible to replicate it with the feature-lacking character creator.

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>>167524909

10 stanard mid and top you mean?

>>167525773
rip

seems like this general is dead. does new content bring people back or is this shit always slow?

>>167525429
>tfw Karen will never entrap or cajole you.

>>167526015
alive general just means the game is shit and people rather circlejerk and shitpost instead of playing

>>167525208
I thought everyone knew this by now? There are 10 standard, 10 medium, and 12 top range cars, with three variations of each, the game won't give you a duplicate car until you hit 32, so if you've got 10 standard and 10 mid range every source mission will be a top range. It's not that hard to try for yourself.

>>167526230
does that mean pc is still alive? i was just playing heists with my friends so idk what the pop is like

>>167526780
>tranny

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>>167526449

>won't give you a duplicate car until you hit 32

32 what?

I just did a head count of my garage and I have 22 standard and 14 mid.

Are you saying if I get both down to 10 I'll only get tops? I do not understand.

>>167527367
32 cars, the game won't give you a duplicate car (say 2 zentorno's or 3 X80s) until you have all 32 unique cars, i dunno what you did but you should sell off all your duplicates until you have 10 standard and 10 mids, then all you should get on source missions is top range.

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>find the only fun I have in this game is conducting wacky races and scenarios with a menu
>don't want to be reported and lose my account full of rare shit to a narc

>>167527959
what menus work?

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Dear Rockstar FAGGOT,

Why are contact missions not rebalanced to compete with CEO and MC DLCs?

>>156006762
>>156008074

Sincerely,
(((Eliminated)))

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>>167527792

So what you mean to say is if I collect ONE of every single car (32 in all) all my mission will be top range?

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Bullshit spawns: They're not just for streets any more.

>>167528782
One of every standard and mid range car, so 20 out of 32.

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>>167526449
>>167527792
That's wrong anon, theirs way more then 40 different combinations of cars now to the point that selling what ever car you get is better.

>>167528782
No, one of every single standard and mid (20 total) all it will give you is top range because that's what you're missing.

>>167528782
There are 32 unique models of cars obtainable through sourcing missions with a few variants a piece (Massacro, Seven 70, X80 Proto, T20, etc).
If you source 32 cars (80% of garage space) you have all the models, so if you export a particular model,(eg X80 Proto) you will always get that model back again in the next import mission. You can use this to complete car collection very easily.

>>167529081
Listen to this guy
>>167529191

I'm shit at explaining things.

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>>167529287
Once again. I will say it's wrong. I made this info graph and I gave up on it because theirs way too many.

>>167529509
It's not wrong, I have 10 standard cars and 10 mid range cars in my garage, no duplicates, no top range. Every single time I source a vehicle, I get a top range car, i've done it 50+ times. I can screenshot the cars I have if you'd like.

>>167529712
What your saying with that statement is you just have a higher probability to get a top end.
It does not change the fact that it's wrong with what hes stating "you'll always get what u sold back"

>>167529712
I can confirm it's true, i do the same.
>>167529509
Fuck off retard

>>167529081
Why is null calling himself annie

>>167529895
>higher probability to get a top end.
if by higher probability you mean 100%, then yes. This isn't that complicated, if you have all 32 unique cars and sell your x80 proto, the next vehicle you source will be an x80 proto.

>>167529895
When you have sourced 32 cars, you have all the different models. If you sell one, you will always get that same one back in the next import mission but it may be a different variant of the same car. I completed all the car collections like that.

>>167529509
>anime infograph autist is wrong
well no surprises there.

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being able to change the scanner fucking when

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>>167530165
>>167530285
>>167530304
Why do u guys believe you can't get different variants of the same car?

>>167523785

>png

Idiot.

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>>167530936
further proof

>>167530936
>he still doesn't get it
Just kill yourself, there's no way to help you.

>>167531218
>more then 40 dif combinations of cars
>hurr durr kill yourself

you first because your adding so much to this conversation.

Is the Buzzard worth getting if i already have a Savage and a Volatus?

I LOVE YOU CATOWER

i want to have sex with catowers tranny pussy

>>167530936
Then you have more than 32, retard. I stated that if you have 32 EXACTLY and sell one, you will get that MODEL of car back in the next import mission. You might get a different variant, because it's random which one you get.

>>167532209
Catower ist rude to me/ignores me.
What gtag members are confirmed females irl?

>>167532458
Exactly zero of them

>>167532209
>>167532458
Seek help

>>167532458
smells like virgin in here

>>167532458
Every female character in /gtag/ is female.

>>167531938
>Chubby chaser.
Gross

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>They don't know gtag stands for girls talking and gaming

>>167533851
traps :3

>>167533851
>girls
More like gays lol

>>167533851
Me on the left

>>167533851
me on the far right

>>167536237
>>>/pol/

>>167531721
You're a fucking muppet for buying those other two over the Buzzard. It's the swiss army knife of GTAO.

>>167537838
This. It's the single most useful vehicle in the game just by virtue of its availability. There isn't even a unique icon for it, so it's also leagues better than the Hydra when you're looking for subtlety.

bumpu~

>>167531145
I may be an idiot, but at least I don't get upset about file types on the internet.

Teleport + MC Business and crate grind truly is the way to go for poorfags.

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>>167541105
>Teleport
anon no!
didn't you learn from TT?

>>167541339
Yes indeed, cuckstar tends to focus on shit that everybody knows, stuff less talked about tends to be fine. If I'm caught, fuck it, other vidya coming out soon.

>>167541105
Did you ever play minesweeper with 99 mines and one safe square?

because that's what you just did.

>>167541627
use speed boost from this point forward.

>>167541339
Also interesting, the game actually loads faster and performs better when teleporting. Really cuts back on the bullshit entrance/exit camera animations. Straight from the office desk to instantly outside for example.

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Kek mods banned me for having fun

>>167543065
does the game register you as being outside, though? i imagine when they tell you to exit the office you at least have to use the elevator

>>167543212
Good. You won't be missed.

>>167544657
You might not miss me but ill miss you

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Post:
>Office Location
>Regret? Y/N

>>167545325
Maze Bank Tower
No

>>167545325
Arcadius Tower
Nope

>>167544561
Yes, completely. It registers you instantly when your out of the office. No bs elevator animation.

>>167545867
is it really worth it, the dangerous game that you're playing?

>>167545325
Arcadius
No, every time I drive to the underground garage door and hear the echoing exhaust sounds I remember why I did it.

>>167546095
But the engine sounds in this game are really mediocre.

>>167546016
Considering the game is older, more cuckstar titles coming out, and other vidya, I've accepted the risk. I see the worth in it honestly, it doesn't consume my thoughts when I get banned

>>167546193
Some cars sound good. The V12 Schafter variants for instance sound great.

If turbo tuning would max out your acceleration bar, do you get any speed bonus from upgrading transmission and engine?

Is this double selling cars meme real? Any tips to pull it off? I have terrible luck.

Does the ceo have to do the double sell or could I have an associate try to in hopes they have better luck?

>>167546205
>Considering the game is older
but this means nothing for most developers if that game prints money. we've probably got another huge update coming at least.

>>167546659
I would assume so but the graphs they give are incredibly vague.

>>167546659
your top speed never increases but your acceleration (and other stats) will increase regardless of what the bar says so watch out for that

>>167546792
>>167547112
Alright thanks.

>>167546659
Even if the bar is maxed out adding more acceleration will make the car faster

I don't suppose there would be anyone willing to trade motorcycle race wins?

>>167548461
How many do you need?

>>167549012
49

>>167549205
You can do what i did you online>job>races>pick first race use the shotaru(?) the motorcycle tht looks like a bati 801 but with the fat wheel in the back and auto invite ull win everytime esp if you keep picking that track you'll get used to it

>>167549205
Btw It doesnt count if you do it alone but it will if you start it right away and they leave in the car selection screen

requesting to rejoin PC crew
SC: Pleinoir

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Oh shit nigger, someone just pissed off GTAG in a big way and it's time for a good cucking.
What song is playing on your Self Radio or music player as you light up the killfeed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIRMEF-YrDY

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>>167549874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYWfjBmwtkc

>>167549874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FYsFxxgnoA

>>167549874
Radio off.
The sweet sweet sound of kids crying online is enough.

>>167549874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTAPJwdI0Hk

>>167549874
>implying I even play this game

All I do is sit itt and bitch about people that I don't even know

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Post your [b][i]TOP[/i][/b] tier cars here.

>>167549874
DEATH CLASSIC

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are hackerbux back yet? FUCK grinding in this game

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>car sourcing missions with 0 enemies

>>167552504
Jewstar will ban of you if you get large amounts of cash in an extremely short amount of time (unless you buy a SharkCard™ of course)

>>167553465
I love that they actually made a slim jim animation for I/E so you don't have to break the window on cars you want to sell. It's cool as fuck to just roll up to a car, pull the lock, and drive off.

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>Get banned on PC for cheater tomfoolery early on
>Decide to catch up on Xbone a month ago
>Finally realise the magnitude of how fucking petty and annoying some of the kids on this game are

I just got done with a 3v1 One On One Deathmatch, these kids were running around in a chrome armoured kuruma proxy mining bennys. What the fuck is this game on anything other than PC.

>>167553465
>source z-type
>expect it to be a huge bitch
>literally nothing happens, no enemies, no bomb, no nothing
>source low end car
>endless waves of enemies

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For pixle.

>Ride the Roller Coaster for the first time.
>Go into first person before I get on it.
>Game forces me out of first person before it takes off.
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.
HOLY SHIT ROCKSTAR
DO ONE THING RIGHT PLEASE.

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>>167549874
Time to get kinetic in this AO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcFWEwpgGFo

>>167554575
>breaking track

nys

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>>167555363
:^)

>Sitting in an empty race lobby.
>One level 38 joins.
>Leaves as soon as he finishes connecting.
Races are lame. I don't want to do them. No one else wants to do them. Why am I forced to do them if I want to color my bike.

>>167555485
>grandma speeds

>>167549874
https://youtu.be/54IF_Rret-k?t=18s

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>>167555629

>>167555767
>S15

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>>167555849
Oh cmon, is that even something to complain about.

>>167555767
>breaking track
you have dishonored your famileh

>>167555916
No but I felt like saying it anyway.

Also is it me or do all the cars have open differentials? Because trying to drift a 4 door car like the Primo or Intruder is a pain.

>>167555485
Ohhh god its so fast!!!

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>>167549874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaaX0DBH6MY

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>>167556015
You desu.

>>167556005
Too much grip assist in this game.

>>167556187
How glasses and bandana?

>>167556281
old school

>>167553523
Not that anon, but what about using a god mode/infinite ammo hack to easily grind missions? Does that get detected?

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>>167556281
It was hax, right before they had the outfit wipes that happened about three months ago.

>>167556373
>god mode

what if I told you nearly every person who uses god mode after December gets banned within the week.

>>167556483
Well that sucks. The only time I've enjoyed GTAO was when I could just give myself cash. I haven't played it in like a year. Is there any safe way to make decent money that's not ridiculously boring?

>>167556649
nope.

that's why everyone is leaving

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>>167556373
I have been using godmode, infinite ammo, teleport for two weeks heavily and grinding CEO shit. Over the years of release, cuckstar really doesn't give a fuck unless it cuts into le jewcard money income. That's not to say I could be b& any minute, but I've been pretty brazen so far about it. Just stay out of populated lobbies (Resource monitor solo public session trick) and it's all good.

>>167556265
Maybe; though the Buccaneer is certainly a handful when it's raining (unless rain is just a cosmetic effect)

>>167556796
I'll probably just do this then. If I get banned so be it. It's not like I'd play otherwise.

>>167556891
That's honestly my attitude at this point. Good luck out there friend!

servers are kill??

>>167523938
Works out roughly the same for you, better pay for standard/mid portions of collections (two standard and a top range will sell for more than selling individually, but 3x top range is about the same money), but the real advantage is throwing an easy $30-50k to your associates if they need dosh.

>>167554575
Speedometer how

>>167559379
>>167559379
Please respond.

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>when you think you'er coworker might be a vampire

>>167560661
>Those faces
Yuck

>>167560727
differentfag here, whats is the best heritage then? been thinking about changing my character

>Can't pick up hookers on motorcycles.
>Will never get a handy while blazing down the oncoming lane at 160mph.
Why even live.

>>167560661
there are 3 known vampires in gtag

>>167560803
depends on which race you want

best white female parents hands down is hannah and angel

>>167562667
Those are pornstar names!

>>167562737
so?
female pornstars have to be hot.

>>167561232
who tell me damn it, this heresy cannot stand

>>167547112
>top speed never increases
That's not strictly correct. The 'top speed' stat for a vehicle is its theoretical ideal limit, max engine revs at top gear in a vacuum. Aerodynamics, weight and engine power all lower the top speed your vehicle will actually attain. Mods increase the engine power variable (which directly increases acceleration) but also helps your car get closer to that theoretical top speed. The Z-type was the fastest car for a long time because it had the drag coefficient of a fish, despite being heavy and underpowered. More recent supercars are able to get very close to their ideal speed because of good aerodynamics and sheer power.

>>167562848
nirah
crime/justicar (this one should be obvious)
catower is a vampire/succubus mix

>>167562923
>t. Cat

>>167562923
Catower is a vampire, but instead of blood she sucks all the fat out of people.

>>167563125
Not even. I have eyes, and I have history.

>>167560661
>paying 100k GTA$ to get this look
>the game actually offers you one more FREE appearance change in case you fuck the first one up
>this is the result
Literally laughing and vomitting at the same time.

>>167562830
oh anon

>>167562667
>Hannah
>clenched asshole lips
Do people unironically think that looks good?

>>167564729
I do enjoy me some clenched asshole anon

>>167564729
better than those fat bitch lips that i see people running around with

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I regret nothing

Goodnight /gtag/

>>167556440
>when you're autistic and have to fill every single clothing slot possible

>>167566904
Sweet dreams, ya turkey.

>>167567839
>tfw my character has worn gloves for a hundred levels
it just feels weird without them somehow

>>167568091
Well to be fair, you don't wanna leave fingerprints everywhere.

>>167568091
i hope flib realizes how dumb it looked with him just always forcing the mask+scarf and all the other shit on every outfit
like if your character is just THAT ugly then just fucking make a dude

About to buy my first aircraft.

Does it work like for cars? (If I crash it, I pay the insurance, if someone shoots me, he pays for it.)
What are the insurance prices? (For the Savage specifically)
Where does it spawn or where do I find it "parked"?

>>167568893
>Does it work like for cars? (If I crash it, I pay the insurance, if someone shoots me, he pays for it.)
>What are the insurance prices? (For the Savage specifically)
No insurance, you just spawn another one.

Also, anyone can just snatch it since the magic lock doesn't apply.

>Where does it spawn or where do I find it "parked"?
Parks at a "nearest" Pegasus location - usually helipads for aircrafts. Yellow icon.

>SecuroServ Terminator stands up after getting a direct hit from an RPG and then takes me from full health to dead in 2 seconds of rifle fire.
This is good game

>>167562923
>someone finally figured it out

good on ya.

Do hacks or some kind of god mode exist on ps4??

>>167563221
Where is he!!?? I want to lose some weight!!

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>>167569653
"We are sorry that this game element cause frustration, have you considered buying a SharkCard™ from our in-game shop?"

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>minding my own business
>bright green Kuruma with pink neon lights comes around the corner
>shreds me with an uzi
>"xaxaxaxa))))))"

Free roam is such a fun place.

>"but anon, use the RPG"
>unlocks at level 100

>>167570048
C4 works as well my dude :^)

>>167570282
Fuck off.

>>167570474
Compact grenade launcher is your friend.
>explodes on impact
>cheap ammo
>only drop 1 grenade on death instead of 10

At the ranges your average kuruma shitter sprays you from there's really not much difference apart from some slight arcing, and I actually think the grenade travels faster than a rocket.

>>167570474
Woah buddy, just saying.

>play heist missions on hard
>hit enemy in chest with revolver
>falls
>gets up
>repeat the three steps above three times
>finally dies
>magdump into chest of enemy with special carbine drum
>have to use 75 rounds to kill him
why the fuck are the ai terminators

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>bluhhbluhhtom hinting on new money making mathod

TEE TEE?

>>167570769
Just aim for the head

All I ever use is the AP Pistol

>>167570776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJOuvEcarNs

Thread's theme

>>167570819
Yeah i know
Headshots are fucking op, best thing for killing people and players is just landing headshots, faster gun the better

>>167570819
>Merryweather cunts and Securoserv protection drones can literally take several headshots from a rifle
>it takes sometimes takes a second hit to the head from .50BMG to put the fucks down

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>>167570967
>>167570819
>>167570769
>>167569653

>>167571141
Merryweather putting a tranny in their place

>>167570967
Shoul've used an anti tank discarding sabot round you dummy
otherwise you won't penetrate the skull

>>167571141
that looks really strange, the way the NPC doesn't react at all to getting shot

>>167562881
>That's not strictly correct.
is that anything that'll ever matter in 90% of races? what is the point when you say this?

>>167554048
that's pulled straight from SP. Franklin does the same thing because he has experience with repo

>>167571751
I'm glad GTAV has different animations for the characters that reflect their skillset and personality.

>>167571783
too bad there's nothing like that in online

>>167569689
nope, although there is the occasional glitch which allows for teleportation/god mode and only that

no active modding from what can be seen

>>167545325

>poorfag maze bank
>no, it's right next to my default apartment. I also get to my vehicle warehouse and warehouse pretty directly

Subdude_ PC GTAG

>>167571141
lizard army 2 strong

>>167572394
hi sub im dom

>>167572591
I'm surprised that's the first time I've heard that joke. I've used that name for years.

Does anyone own either of the LSIA Vehicle Warehouses and if so how safe would you say they are to get cars out of? I plan on moving from the poorfag one in La Mesa but I've gotten really used to this one alley way I can turn into when the waves of carjackers start spawning and avoid all damage. It's hella safe and consistent but I'm not sure if the LSIA ones have something similar.

>>167572768
>LSIA Vehicle Warehouses
do not buy this warehouse

>>167572768
the airport garage slightly further north east (don't know if that's the one you're talking about) is fairly easy to exit from, has a hill if you need to get to one main road and a clear patch of land that you can drive through if you need to go the other way. you won't have as many alleyways and stealing other players' cars may be more difficult but it's fairly safe most of the time

>>167572394
sorry, but you did a hydra strike on gtag import export once, so you're on the blacklist

>>167573017
Import Export wasn't even a thing the last I played.

>>167573194
wow lying double blacklisted don't talk to me or my crew ever again

>>167572958
You mean the Big House one? I wasn't originally planning on that one but I started considering it after I figured out how much easier it is to get to it than the one behind the auto shop.

>>167523565
how comoon are sales?
I just bought an adder even though I don't like it too much and barely afford it because of the half off

fastest way to get RP? contact missions with randoms are too unreliable

>>167574061
how fucking retarded are you

>>167574165
do what you love ;^)

>>167574165
on-call adversary mission are good, but maybe activate VIP/CEO mode and ruin a lot of VIP work if you can

>tfw being wiped so i get a clean weapon wheel
>all of these plebs with clogged weapon wheels
feels GOOD being objectively superior

>>167574904
>what is the weapons locker

yeah nah you got fucked
good on you for trying to make the best of a bad situation though, admirable trait

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>steal a Reaper
>the car I always wanted but couldn't afford
>can't keep it for myself

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post favorite cars

>>167575165
>AHAHHAHAHAHAHA WE HAVE A WEAPONS LOCKER OOOOWWNEED
>i-it's not like anybody plays missions or heists anymore a-anyways....

>>167574481
I don't know that's why I'm asking

I only started this January so man...

>>167575165
Gun locker is shit and seems more like an amateur modder implemented a work-around for the problem.

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>>167575293
This is the car that I call for if I want to drive a car.

>>167575418
An amateur modder could do a better job than Rockstar.

>>167575513
>being a special snowflake with an ugly face and a ugly car

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>>167575691
>ugly
Take that back!

>>167575691
to be fair being ugly in gtao is hardly special
hate the buffalo though, it's so bland
my favorite is the oracle

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>Radio stations aren't as good and memorable as Vice City's, prompting you to turn off the radio rather than listening to all stations
>Map doesn't feel as diverse as San Andreas, despite being more massive and detailed
>Severe lack of regular vehicles and attack aircrafts besides jets, instead settling for meme cars like the Rocket Voltic and X80 Proto
>Physics and driving isn't as fun as GTA IV's, instead settling for watered down physics and arcade handling
>Most DLC vehicles as of late are supercars because they're the only ones that sell shark cards

Why did Rockstar play it safe with this game? Why is it just "pretty good" in most areas instead of being absolutely phenomenal in a lot of areas? Why can't we get more civilian vehicles like performance coupes and sport sedans instead of the millionth overpriced supercar?

GTA VI will be absolute dogshit if Rockstar continues in this path, all thanks to them kicking out the creative mastermind that is Leslie Benzies just to get a few more shekels for their own pockets.

>>167526601
>using xenon lights
kysssssssss

>>167575513
>>167575750
>chubby rounda rousey

>>167529509
>GTA
>making a spreadsheet about money per hour
>implying i'm going to be playing this game for more than 5 hours max
fuck off autist

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My newest favorite vehicle is Cliffhanger

>>167576090
Slurp my dick

Compact rifle or skorpion?

>>167575757
Buffalo S is snowflake car cause just about the only way to get it is through a kind modder
same with hearse

>>167576473
You know that you can buy the Buffalo S now right?

>>167576546
oh shit you can?
Well it's still boring and unnotable, with the only thing going for it being the customization, because its a SP protaganist vehicle

People that dont turn the radio on are the worst

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>>167575293

>>167575295
>i-it's not like anybody plays missions or heists anymore a-anyways....
but no-one does, especially not right now

>>167576974
>listenting to self during heist
>game REPEATEDLY tries to turn off the radio

>>167576974
>Using the ingame radio.

>>167577127
Is it possible to insert your own songs?

>>167577170
Yes but like >>167577110 said the game frequently will just decide it's bland ass ambient music you've heard millions of times before is more important than the radio. Not even just in heists. It does it all the time in freeroam too.

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>>167575293

>>167577225
Radio off it is

>>167577225
I've heard that self-radio causes MASSIVE stuttering issues no matter how beefy your PC is, is that true?

>>167577294
supposedly it depends on your computer, mine never has any problems with self
i've heard that others have had a bad time though

How make tons of dosh these days?
Everything is so expensive if you're broke as fuck now, costing at least 1mil+

>>167577595
Is this a meme or are people really constantly asking how to make money?
Every single thread it's being asked over and over again, and people ALWAYS respond.

how do make lots of money in this gaem

New player here
Whats a quick way to make money?

I noticed the newer cars are hella expensive
What's a quick way to make money?

I want to be a CEO but offices are super pricey
Any advice on how to make a ton of money?

Are shark cards worth it? Money making in this game isn't really profitable

Buzzard or Kraken Submarine?

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>jet babies

what did he mean by this?

how the fuck do i make money?
can't buy shit

guys i am poor because i got wiped
how do i get money

apparently i start out with no money?
that's kinda stupid, how do i make money?

anybody doing money giveaways?
im poor

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>"Radio Off" in vehicle
>starts playing some bullshit background music if on mission/heist
>literally no way to turn it off without silencing the radio too

Really?
No one at R* thought "maybe players want to switch between music and silence to concentrate"?

Bonus points if SFX is at 10% and Radio at 100% in chilling seassions and you get into a fight where the music just overwrites literally all other sounds.

>>167554324
Good times.
if you have do source the one at mirror park you can bribe authorities and steal it.
no one messes with you.

any modders who can help with money problems?
no fucking way i'm doing all this shit

>>167572394
Gotcha. Welcome. Don't grief crew.

>>167578106
Do heists and MC contracts until you can buy office and vehicle warehouse. Then start sourcing cars.

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>>167578106

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Delivery tomorrow, guaranteed! Or I'll personally cut that FedEx nigger.

So with CEOs and MCs around, could there be room for another type of business venture? Maybe like pimping or something like that?

im a new player, how do i make money???

>ded thred
>ded gaem

>>167579039
Or maybe football coach, like in Southern Bastards or some shit.

guys
GUUUUUYS
GUYS you gotta hear this!
how do i make money lol

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Those motherfucking NPCs.

>>167579429
Whats wrong with your car anon?

>>167579738
>steal sub-top ranges

get a lod of this hot potato

>>167579768
How do I choose which one to farm?

>>167580046
Top range only

>>167566891
should regret those rims homeslice

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>being a 154 lvl
>still use regular Ruiner from start
>use as personal veichle
>garages are filled with super and sports cars
Ask ur questions. And yeah, no proof.

>>167580467
>How

>>167580486
what rims would you use

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>>167580515
I still drive my issi, first car is best car

>>167580625
is it me or did it look much more like a mini cooper in the 6th gen version

I used to ride it all the time back on Xbox but when I moved to ps4 it looks uglier than I remember

>played since 2013
>haven't realized until now that you can stack the different engine upgrades, brake upgrades and the transmission upgrades

>>167581472
Fuck you talking about stack upgrades?

>>167581504
you buy each upgrade starting from the cheapest one. repeating the cycle gives you additional increases but not as much as the first cycle

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>>167581649

>>167581649
I don't think that's how it works, but if you've got proof to show otherwise go ahead

>prison break
>heist failed
>target arrived
???

>>167581504
As in
Buying ALL of the engine upgrades, and not just the top one, cause they stack
Same goes for transmission and brakes

>>167582398
[citation needed]

>>167582398
Stop making shit up.

Just started playing online and my first personal vehicle got destroyed and completely dissapeared, mors isn't in contact list, only cab, lamar, simeon and gerald, any help?

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Daily Reminder: Trophy Truck is the FUNNEST vehicle in the game!

>>167582871
>Driving that thing when the desert raid exists
nys

>>167582765
>>167582496
>denying the truth
enjoying going slow lol

>>167582782
As first you need to put tracker and
insurance in your car. Enjoy your burned bucket.

>>167582953
>desert raid
>implying I would ever be caught driving that hideous thing

Oh, anon. U so funnie!

>>167583067
I did... there was a mission for it, insurance and tracker was free, I can even remeber mors being in my contacts at start, but now the contact is gone and the car is gone

>>167583520
Well...
Try to do in next time.

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>>167575293
She's a bitch to drive but feels great when I get into the groove.

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>tfw working for securoserv and i'm responsible for taking 90% of the value from car sales

>>167583520
Okay, some random told that it happened because I don't have a garage, bought one for most of the money I had, hopefully no more cars will disappear

If I move from Maze Bank West to Arcadius, does the garage I have move aswell or do I have to re-purchase it?

>>167584186
you have to repurchase it, you can't transfer the cars by the way, they get maculated

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>>167575293
First car I ever put a tracker on in GTAO. Still sits at the front of my garage.

>>167580976
not sure, I cant really recall old gen gta5

>>167584376
worst car ever

>>167584809
sounding insecure there bro

>>167584937
Not everyone has the same shit taste as you

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>>167584376
>tfw lost my first ever car

I still got the first vehicle (a bike) I purchased tho

>tfw no monster trucks buyable just because I'm not a good goy enough to have wasted money on oldgen

>>167585181
You can't even elaborate on why you think the car's shit, whether it's performance or aesthetic or even some irrelevant thing that's forever tainted the car in your mind. Your opinion's worthless in that regard.

>>167584317
wtf am I reading?

>>167584317
Damn. Thanks anyway

>>167583047
But you're wrong, an idiot, or trolling. Maybe even 2 out of 3.

so did cuckstar dev tell us what's next?

>>167587068
He hasn't been here since I/E dropped

>>167580603
Not him but try using TE37s. In game they're called Endos.

>>167587068
he got fired

>>167585985
See >>167476931

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>tfw its monday and you can do cargo and car deliveries sucessfully because all the little griefing squeakers are at school

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>>167589050

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>tfw lombank

>>167589514
me on the right

>>167589514
I think I'm gonna buy Lombank today.

>>167589635
>that underlip
YUCK!

Redpill me on offices.
Right now I have poorfag office.
Some of it's perks are
>across the street from apartment
>low building so easy helicopter access without needing to climb too high
>garage opens directly to a good street

I'm worried about Arcadius because of it's retarded garage and Maze Tower because of how tall it is and that they're both downtown in a busy area.

Should I buy Lombank for a slightly better view?

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>>167589935

>car delivery
>route takes me through downtown
>a truck literally spawns in on top of me
>$0 damage somehow

Nice fucking try cuckstar.

>>167589935
>>167590365

You can snipe scrubs on the Maze West helipad from Lombank.

What's not to like about that?

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>>167589635
>>167589883
Lombank

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>>167587068

>>167584040
nah, you're a larping autist

>>167589635
>overbite
I'm didn't know you could choose parents that are brother and sister

Tales of the Randos, Ep. 1:

>spawn into a nearly full pub lobby
>register as CEO, enter my garage, exit in my Nero
>as soon as I load outside there's a level 40+ standing by my garage
>"HEY CAN U INV 2 ORG??"
>sure why not, invite the kid, figure he's needing money
>spawn my chopper trigger a headhunter
>3/4 targets down in <2 minutes, swift progress
>4th target is guarded by an armed insurgent
>nbd, kill the target ends the mission, maybe 3 minutes total time
>rando associate jumps out of the chopper
>sends me a message: "taking 2 long, cant earn money this way"
>leaves my org
>registers as a CEO
>??????????????????

Wtf did I even witness?

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Hey /gtag/ it's really great playing with you all and I hope you have a good day today!!!

>>167591409
Retards being retarded

>EU
>All the fun shit happens either when I'm at work or asleep

>>167591937
but at least you can get allahu akhbar'd during the day by refugee sandniggers,thats also fun

>>167589863
Arcadius is better desu

So is there a way to play San Andreas on PC with all the radio stations intact?

unless I heard wrong, they took out a good lot of the songs because of copyrights or some bullshit
I would play my PS2 copy but my PS2 broke long ago

>>167592410
If you have a decent PC, you could emulate the PS2 version pretty well. I did read about a mod that restored the radio stations, but that was a few years back and I wouldn't know where to find it.

>>167592658
well knowing there's a mod I can probably find it without too much trouble
I'll try the PS2 emu if all else fails though, thanks my dude