Dota 2 General - /d2g/

First for rasdfoafudoiihsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssdd

>select store fronts

we take it slowly here

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POWER LIMITS SET TO DISENGAGE IN

5
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M I N U T ES

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>>167518626
what if TI7 grandfinal is EG vs WanteD? and PPD wins?

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Post webms so I can reverse them.

>/d2g/ is dead

good riddance

>>167518875
What would you even classify your mental disorder as?

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>>167518875

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>>167518875

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>>167518875

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>>167519214
upside down syndrome

>>167519258
see:
>>167518643

>>167519291

>>167519214
eternal autism

>>167519214
Addicted to pain, suffering, and losing.

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>>167519607
>broken captcha

ree

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>>167519486

Can someone explain what the fuck [s4s]?

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>>167518875
This one should be interesting.

So to all the people whining about new dota being shit and basically lol 2.0.
Care to be more specific and actually explain what are the changes that you hate so much?

>>167520431
Everything.

EE is the OUREST of guys!

>>167520473
Very specific there guy...

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>>167520362

>>167520431
No idea. I guess the modular new UI looks a bit LoL-y. The map changes has made the map harder to ward too which is kinda League-like since the game doesn't have high ground and their wards have no range.

>>167520431
one of the biggest differentiators in skill in the was "players that know how to win their lanes vs players that don't" and shrines, stacking on uneven minutes, some talents, creeps not canceling potions, and probably some others things i've forgotten killed this. they made the game easier once again. they rewarded bad players once again. i don't know how long they'll be able to keep doing this.

>>167520362
What is the story behind this?

I've been playing DotA back in the days and Dota 2 since early in the beta. Everything was fine until Valve started making the game more and more casual...

Tips during load time, guides in main menu, making heroes easier to play, add MMR to make people have a reason to play more and make them feel like they are achieving something, etc.

Then, every patch was making the game look more more like LoL. They would change the map to add useless paths, give the losing team some out-of-mind gold advantage when they kill you, create useless new items, show how much dmg you're taking, show the stun duration, and the list goes on.

Then, like 2 months ago, they went all in and created what is basically LoL 2. They didn't even try to be subtle... they straight up put Rosh at the same spot, added more new useless paths on the map, added the ability tree, copied the HUD (while removing vital info), all heroes now gain experience like they are on steroids (getting lvl 25 on 5th position supports like AA, Treant, Shadow Demon, every single game now), etc.

After that I completely lost interest... I can't even watch tournaments anymore! They made the game casual to attract more new players and sell more cosmetics.

Have fun with this LoL copy, I'll spend my money and energy on legit companies, not like Valve and other greedy sell-outs making competitive games more casual to make more money with useless cosmetics.

>>167521035
Shit b8. Rosh and Baron aren't even in the same spot.

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REMINDER: Since talents exist now item builds are all shit, and we NEED at least double the items we have now.

>>167521339
New hero?

>>167521373
why?

>Max sprint Sladar

some meme shit but it works.

>>167521574
>>167521373
He's retarded, but every hero like like 20 in all stats they would have had before

>>167521008
>Guy threw EE's pub game
>EE promises he'll spill soda on him
>EE spills soda on him
>EE is a raging autist

>>167520431
What people don't like about 7.0
LoL UI
LoL map with two jungles
LoL potions
LoL hero balance, meaning how there is now a visible way how they want a hero to be played
HotS shrines
HotS talents

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>>167520431
why do you post the same shit every single day
fuck off already

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Singsing is streaming dotards

>>167522335
adelaidetard?

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>>167522390
adelaide

how long till they remove dark moon?

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>be 4.5K MMR
>get matched with a duo that's 2.8K and 3K
>on the next match, have to play against a 6K Omni/PA duo

What the FUCK is going with matchmaking?

>>167522528
the price of region lock anon

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>euroshits waking up
>thread quality going to shit instantly
Guys I think I figured out why /d2g/ is terrible

>>167522509
ilu

>>167522587
Then it's not working because I'm still playing against peruvians and russians.

When region lock first started it worked like a charm and I had some of the best matches I've ever played. I have no idea why it went to shit.

>>167522619
theres only like 50 posts in this thread

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>>167522619
its 10pm and im here to watch Peter :3

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>>167522704
ily too dotard

>>167521690
That's not the point retard, the point is you can choose to get stats that you had to build around needing before.

But due to how little items there are, everyone just builds "the best" instead of what they need.

>>167522779
there was another thread before this
i'm talking about the quality of the general

who are the New England Patriots of Dota 2?

>>167523131
PPDera EG

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>>167518875

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>>167518862
>>167519152
>>167519575
>>167521373
>>167522335
>>167522830
IM GOING TO EAT YOU QT!

>No Lacoste casting.
fuck

>Picking a fucking Abaddon
lol

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>>167520431
Sure thing friendo.

The strategy in the current state of Dota is
>pick tanky supports
>pick cores with aoe abilities
>pick carry with a very strong mid game
>lane
>grow in lane, it doesn't matter if you lose your lane that much as you can easily farm in jungle spots or go to a different lane to get gold
>mid game, 5 man fight fight fight fight fight fight until the end

If that was too much for you it's basically just Lane -> Team Fight.

It's not a 10 minute death ball, but instead more of a 25-35 minute death ball, where you actually have to lane.

The reason why the game doesn't end at the 35 minute mark is because rax and towers no longer matter as much. Even mega creeps are frequently being fought against because if you can just get one good team fight against the enemy team in the late game without buy backs you win.

In other patches you had a far different variety of heros that could fill different roles for different strategies.

A perfect example for this is split pushing. Brood and NP are terrible choices for this patch. Another example is that Roshan can no longer be taken early and is absolutely pointless as you lose levels in lane.

Roaming is even worse now than ever before.

On top of all these meta changes, we have a new shitshow of a map that makes Dire side have a -10% win rate. It is a HUGE disadvantage to be Dire now. Before it was barely tolerable. Now it is literally a flip of the coin if you win or not with evenly matched teams based on what side of the map they get.

As a nice cherry on top we have a reddit community that Valves listens to, despite being trolled into doing dipshit things like adding a report system that is constantly abused, making all items and sets trade and market restricted, and killing off fun casters such as James and Tobiwan and replacing them with ball sniffing retards like Zyori.

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It begins

>>167523601
He done fucked up hard

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>>167523601

have they deleted dark moon?

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new sumail coming through

>Storm Spirit
surely this is a misclick

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>>167523956
They should delete me instead

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>ppd drafts

PPD forgots he dont play with EG anymore

>>167522756
/d2g/ already explained this to you.

The soft region lock only helps contain certain pockets of Brazilians with other Brazilians. It does nothing to help you being matched with Peruvians or Russians.

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>>167524176
>doubting the god emperor

>>167523131
Maybe Na'vi back when they were winning everything. Puppey's drafts were really good at making people play out of their comfort zone back then and he also came up with shit that made a lot of people butthurt (fountain hooks) just like Bill B came up with those formations that made the Ravens butthurt. Everyone also jumped on the Na'vi bandwagon solely because they were winning.

Meanwhile, Alliance are the New York Giants. Just a gathering of overall lesser players who had no business winning TI3 but one big play defines basically their whole franchise because they beat the juggernauts.

Meanwhile EE is Phillip Rivers because he got dropped from the team that won TI for an extremely inferior player (EGM) yet that player will always be looked at as better because he won a championship. The best part is that both Rivers and EE do their best to throw every winnable game.

>>167523767
>pick carry with a strong mid game
oh yeah, that's why PL is such a good hero right now :^)

>>167524235
QO is goodSumail

>>167524307
Pl is shit simply because the hero is shit in general and all his items got nerfed.
Also general illusion nerfs.

What happens when PPD's meme team eventually beats EG and establishes itself as the dominant NA team?

Where does the 'puppey, fight me' meme originate from? He seems like a perfectly reasonable person.

>>167524814

lmao

no chance

just look how pubby they play

>>167525154
EternalEnvy's exposé on Team Secret.

>>167525154
hes apparently super toxic and violent to the point where a video got put on reddit where he smashes a monitor

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just my luck

fuck my life senpai

i have literally no desire to play this shitty hero

>>167525328
>>167525357
destroying a monitor is something we can all do, it does not equate into people being violent, or having a need for fighting

>>167525625
t. puppey

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>yfw ppd wins another TI with this ragtag group of failures(minus QO)

>>167525625
The monitor was its own thing. Supposedly Puppey had a leadership style where he would tell people to fight him if they didn't agree with his decisions, and generally acting in a threatening manner.

Just read EE's little story if you're curious.

>>167525625
>>167525154

fight me comes from puppey challenging teammates to fight him if they disagreed with his drafts and strategies/criticism

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>>167525714
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE THIS BASED!?!?!

>>167525254
because EG play highly organized strategic dota

>>167525781
>>167525714
alright nevermind they fucking lost

>>167522619
Euros waking up at 22:00.
Fucking NA Education...

Why can't PPD beat Swindle/Zfreek's teams?

>>167525828
Euro here. The good streams and games usually start around this time so why wouldn't I sleep until now?

>>167523767
>In other patches you had a far different variety of heros that could fill different roles for different strategies.
So how come that is no longer the case?

>Roaming is even worse now than ever before.
Why?


>On top of all these meta changes, we have a new shitshow of a map that makes Dire side have a -10% win rate.
What part of the map design gives the 10% advantage to other side?

>As a nice cherry on top we have a reddit community that Valves listens to
So Icefrog no longer gets to do what ever he pleases?

>>167523973
didn't she try to fuck arteezy at one of the TI parties

>>167525739
>>167525749
ah i see

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>have to play a BO3
>this guy is your opponent
how can ppd even play?

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GO WANTED

Who the fuck is Boris? ppd couldn't find a better offlane player than this retard?

>>167526498
>she draws on her freckles
>doesn't even try to make them look real

women can get away with any old thing, can they not?

So this is the power of a TI5 champion

that BM build by monkeys bet ppd is mad af

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>wake up
>take shower
>take out trash
>make breakfast
>turn on computer
>join discord
>people are playing league of leddit
Day ruined.

>QO

lols

This lone druid range build is biggest shit in History in Dota

>>167527063
tab back into game swindlez lol

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>coL
They did one good play which was take a rax for nothing in return....
They end up just feeding a triple kill to Scylla "Sniper" Bear

>>167527247
PPD your base is about to get mega'd

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>The massless field flux should self-limit.
What scientific mysterious half life 3 science did this semen demon mean by this?

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All according to plan

>team with more NAdota wins

Yuros?

>last patch you could solo a game with manta and BoT
>now split pushing is dead
>deathball and highground defence meme in full swing

This game is for fucking casuals.

honeypot match desu

POO
POO
DOTARD

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Analysis Complete

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miss me yet?

>>167527507
1 Euro on both Teams
Checkmate

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>BeyondTheSummit casters actually get PAID and SPONSORED to cast dota 2 games
>They forgot to unmute themselves in Dota TV
>English dota 2 channel is the only one that's soundless
hahaha, how fucking incompetent can they be?

even the fucking russians never screw up something so basic

great casters, dotards

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>>167527886

>having dota 2 installed

wew

>>167527645
>>167527694
holy shit, its like a mirror image

>>167527694
source?

Have they removed dark moon?

>>167527954
you're not a cute anime girl

>>167527764

Nope, if you're not an american you're definitely an yuropoor.

>Rubick second pick.
There's not a better sign about not having a clue about drafting than this shit.

lol

totally normal for a captain to first/second pick a useless fucking support for himself

>>167528281

i want ppd to lose but rubick was first pick a few months back you stupid retard

>>167528245
Ah ok, my bad.

>>167528165
yes

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Say My Name

>>167528543
really?

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>>167528501

cuckernaut

I think PPD is a jew.
He must have some kind of jewish ancestry.

>>167527694
wow she actually has the same frames as ppd

>>167528732

it doesn't matter

we love jews in trump's america

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>>167518875

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>>167528838
Are you trying to front your far right ideology here on this dota discussion thread? Dear me

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>>167528596
Swindle is such a Chad

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why haven't you moved to /owg/ yet? don't you love Soe?

CoL is actually better than DC now aren't they?

zfreek is too good for nadota

>>167529104
I moved back to /wc3/

this team is all zfreek

when will OSfrog nerf Earth Spirit?

Swindle being a package deal with Zfreek is one of the great injustices of dota.

>>167529182
nadota is pretty stacked now

zfreek is on fucking fire

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>>167526498
I WANT MOMMY MILK!

>>167529340
lol

so ppd is good enough to beat DC but not good enough to beat swindlejew

>>167529549
its literally a honeypot match

the dirge + batrider lane got raped by a solo ursa?

Zfreek is reading Wanted like an open fucking book.

hey keep posting ppd.
Master drafter lmao

is dc eliminated from DAC in general now?

would be fucking hilarious

QO has been so lackluster

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what if PPD got Fear, Universe, RTZ and Zai?

>>167529726
No, the qualies are double elimination or something.

Chink quals were single elimination and lots of big name taems got btfo

>>167529826
free 3rd place at ti

>>167529549
i refuse to believe the people who keep making these posts actually watch dota
DC have been dogshit since the LAN they won a month ago, and even then they were shaky as shit and practically lucked into it
beating DC wasn't that big of a deal

PEEPEEDEEE

undying doing something

>>167529951
but DC are usually better than CoL. So it was surprising

>ppd stealing all the kills so his cores get less gold
nice job faggot.
Why can't he trust his team more?

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Analysis complete

2-1 incoming

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who /complexity/ fan here?

been rooting for my boys since 2015 and they improve every year

QO is so shit what happened

>>167530214
>posting the girl that cucked him
>8k gold lead
yeah sure 2-1

>>167530313
he betrayed his brethren for the filthy burgers.
MVP were our guys

AHAHAAHAHAH

PPSHIT

>that Centaur creep following Leshrac stunning Rubick

Fucking dota man.

thats dota.

call gg this is demoralizing.
PPD don't do this to yourself

Hey guys, im deaf and i wanted to ask you guys if someone could tell me what centaur ult sounds like?

>>167530214
*CHARGING NOISES*

I think zfreek is a good player guys

>>167530590
like the grumbling of your stomach

QO is fucking garbage

>>167530048
col have been pretty decent recently actually
way more solid than dc the past week

QO LOLQO LOLQO LOLQO LOLQO LOL

>>167530810
Why is the esports scene such a coin toss?

>PPD cant even beat CoL

How did this guy manage to win a TI again?

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>>167530937
perhaps it has to do with the patch

>>167530979
aui carried him.
EG only won DAC and Ti after aui joined.

>>167531063
and sumail

chessie is extremely shit. there is nothing more shit than the directed camera following your hero

>>167530937
I feel like it got really bad this patch.
There is no Team that is consistent at all, sometimes they stomp, othertimes they get stomped.
Really hope Icefrog releases a Balance patch soon.

>>167531093
storm spirit patch yeh

>DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
>DOUBTING

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Keikaku Doori

>>167531187
3rd place more like

have they removed dark moon?

>>167531420
cant you just turn on the game and check?

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>>167531148
>icefrog pls fix
you have to go back

>>167531490
My only reason for turning on the game is dark moon

>>167531497
>Make Dota Great again
That's exactly what I want you faggot

This range Druid build is the biggest shit in the history of dota.

PPD won this.
CoL fucking threw it lmao

I thought Tinker was a game losing hero

qo is fucking garbage

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>col

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>>167531663
complain to ribbit

>>167531798
the squeaky gypsy can make it work

>>167531723
d2g everyone

Honestly what can rubick and undying do against ursa or tinker
This is a bad draft from PooPooDee

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Pedur lul

ppd always needs one game to warm up, easy 2-1 coming up

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>>167531942

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>>167531942
sometimes he needs 2 games to warm up.
Sometimes an entire upper bracket

>Swdinlez Lesh feeding like that
this dude is so bad

ppd is going to win this game, he has le sniper bear

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>>167532089
coL are so shit god damn, even when their winning hard they're losing

>>167531994
>>167532048
>anime (You)s

gross, dont ever reply to my shitposts with that garbage ever again

lmao COL is going to lose this

reminder Swindle Melon Zz is CANONICALLY a better captain than ppd

always has been since early hon days

always WILL be

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>>167532048
>>167531994
>>167531930

PPD will win

>blazecasting
>the personification of passive-aggressiveness
how can bts still employ this guy?

boris mah boi
the fuck is wrong with you

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>200 RANGE AT LEVEL 10!!
>3K GOLD WORTH OF DAMAGE FOR FREE AT LEVEL 15
>50 FUCKING SECONDS SUBTRACTED TO YOUR RESPAWN TIMER!!11!1!1!1!!!!!!!
>YOU CAN DEFEND YOUR FUCKING BASE INDEFINITELY

Imagine is ppd picked up a good mid player...
Someone like SingSing.

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>>167532672
>SingSing

>>167532672
Wanted.SingSing when?

we like anime here

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>>167532740
>SingSing is bad

>>167532704
will he ever reply? :thinking:

>SWINDLE
SWINDLE
>SWINDLE
SWINDLE
>SWINDLE
SWINDLE
>SWINDLE
SWINDLE

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good job swindle

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>>167532767

Good lad

the -50 second respawn talent on LD is so retarded, it should be -30 at most

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>>167532790
>SingSing is good

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>>167533004
>SingSing is bad

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>20k advantage
>can't close the game
what am I watching?

>>167532951

this plus

>range +110 (so it's +250 with pike)
>hero damage +40

>>167533103
>Adelaide? is good

>>167532951
It feels like they added talents to make druid good and then added this shit that would fit bear priority druid more.

PPD would've won this if they had another mid besides QO

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>>167533157
adelaide

SWINDLE GOD

>>167533307
adelaide wanna watch the superb owl together?

>DOUBTING SWINDLEZZ
DOUBTING SWINDLEZZ
>DOUBTING SWINDLEZZ
DOUBTING SWINDLEZZ
>DOUBTING SWINDLEZZ
DOUBTING SWINDLEZZ
>DOUBTING SWINDLEZZ
DOUBTING SWINDLEZZ

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>PPD POSTERS IN FLAMES

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>>167533246
CoL would have won this before 20 minutes if they had a better player than fucking swindle

>nadota wins again?
What now yuroshits?

>>167533117
Welcome to 7.00

and that's the end of this dogshit team

way to get yourself exposed PPD, should just have stayed retired and don't show the world the crappy player you are when sumail isn't carrying you

PPD ON SUICIDE WATCH

KEK WORKS ON MYSTERIOUS WAYS

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>PPd lost to fucking SWINDLEZ

>can disassemble
>cloak is 550gold =275 lost gold if u sell it afterwards
>extra magic resist = free health
>can save friendlies
why isn't glimmer built on shadow blade building cores?

>>167533323
wtf is superb owl

>0 pushing Tinker
Take notes Dotards.

QO is so garbage

>>167533424
glimmer was built on every core
then it got nerfed

and now its dogshit so you dont buy it

simple

>ppd is good
d2g everyone

how do i git gud

>>167533424
cause shadow blade is for ganking people

>Kick QO for SingSing
>win
dotards?

>>167532581
someone get mike pence a fucking tailor

>>167533246
or another offlaner, fking boris noob
or if they didn't draft 2 useless fucking supports like always

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w-what the fuck bros
why is PPD losing? how could this be happening
if the patriots lose then what'll it mean for us americans?
m-maga?
i need to think for a second

>>167533424
because glimmer invis lasts for 0.5 seconds and doesn't give anything that SB doesn't besides a slightly lower cost.

Are any of the dark moon rewards tradeable?
I rerolled the treasures because they were untradeable, but I just got a courier and it's untradeable as well

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>QO is the best Player on MVP
>Wins multiple LANs
>Carries his Team every game
>Comes to NA, plays a couple of PUBs
>Turns to shit
Really makes you think

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>>167533307
Adelewd?

how long till they remove dark moon?

>>167533846
>Are any of the dark moon rewards tradeable?
no
the point is to not crash the fucking market lad

>>167533876
NA pubs are so low skill level that players regress into a NA dota state.

>>167533846
i got an extremely rare drop
its untradable

99% sure everything besides roshan is

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>>167533887
adelaide

>>167533876

more like
>mvp made qo look good
>president look right thru it thats why he got MP instead of QO

reminder how gulag was flaming him for that

but guess whos laughing in the end

>>167534094
>secret
>good
pretty sure Forev is the only MVP player that got himself onto a great squad

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how does an adult allow their life to go into such a tailspin?

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>>167534293
>At least you have some StarWars merch

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MEEEEEEEEEEPOOOOO

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>>167534094

>>167534094
nobody is laughing in the end desu. The state of pro dota is garbage

>>167534374
How's your heart today dope-kun?

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>>167534293
Kind of know the feeling tbqh, I tossed most of my old furniture in the dumpster because I thought it was kind of ugly, but I didn't go out and buy any new one.

All I have is a bed, a big ass L-shaped desk, and a big, stained wooden chest.

Beyondthesummit Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

>>167533915
>>167533962

kinda sucks but at the same time kinda makes sense I guess

thanks guys, guess I'll just open chests from now on even though I don't even play this game other than events

what's the darkmoon pug strat

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People thought QO was good, Kid can only play mid PA and pray to RNGod for crits and then go out of control.

>>167534801
get a real dog instead

>>167534698
where do you keep your dragon dildos then

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>>167534548
DRUM AND BASS

kidding, im just watching some comfy esports and sniping some live games

>>167534894
when he said "a stained wooden chest" he wasn't talking about wood stain

>>167534894
up his ass lol

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>>167534548
also dont call me dope-kun like lmao

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>>167534894
>>167535037
>>167535129
I'm not that kind of degenerate you fuckin queermos

>>167535278
yes you are you just dont know it yet

>1.5k mmr techies>100k mmr invoker
someone explain this and justify dark moon

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>>167535340
Nuh uh never

So do Americans actually like Super Bowl, or do they only watch it because of peer pressure?
Also does Brady have a computer on his wrist wtf?

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QUICK!
whats your favourite dota gif?

>>167535395
there is a reason why people no longer fight using magic idiot

gun powder changed the game same as in dotas world

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>>167535278
...heh... stick around kid.... maybe... you'll learn a... few...

things...

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>>167535463

what hero do you play when you don't have a mouse and all you have is a keyboard and a trackpad and your computer is on your lap?

>>167535637
lone druid mid just a click = - )

this meepo is slightly panicking

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>>167535463
>gif

>>167535637
bristleback, rush aghs

PPD loses now it's time for EEustism to lose and the night will be complete

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>>167520362
>>167521008
>>167521885
Wrong

EE was queueing for a pub

Went to the toilet and stopped his queue

Hanni came along and changed EEs server setting to SEA as a joke(they were in Sweden)

EE gets a game and is playing at like 500ping

EE has to abandon the game because the ping is so bad and his team is so shit

This happened when EE was tryharding his MMR climb so it set him back quite a lot cause he was getting +5 for a win, -25 or more fot a loss

EE knows Hanni was the one that "pranked him"

EE emptied out a monster can (IMPORTANT PART) and filled it with water (BECAUSE HE'S NOT A COMPLETE AUTIST)

EE waited for hanni to be on stream and poured the water on his head

And yes it is water, EE and Hanni both confirmed after the fact that it was water and that it was a good joke from EE and Hanni apologised after

i miss old c9

im feeling asocial and sad

can you post sad songs or movies or whatever so that i can feel even sadder and hopefully kill myself for good

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>>167535773
this

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>>167535969
lose more mmr!

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>>167534374
>>167534915
>>167535160
Hi anon! I hope you are feeling good today

>>167535915
EE probably thought it would come off as funny or just a prank but neglects the fact that nobody else watching knows the context.

It's probably not a coincidence either that months before that during TI4 Qualifier EU Hub Skrff from the GD Studio poured a bucket of water on Tobi (or maybe it was someone else) as revenge for something similar while Tobi was laying in the sun on the lawn.

>>167535969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwnoNVOj1Fs

>>167535969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M

fucking animeshits shitting all over the thread

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>>167535773
>Onyx
>Winning
?

>>167534293
Wtf happened to her?

>>167536309
>implying that's anything out of the ordinary

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>>167536309

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>>167536269
>EE probably thought it would come off as funny or just a prank but neglects the fact that nobody else watching knows the context.

but it did come off as funny
it was hilarious at the time
and hilarious now

I'm not the biggest EE fan I really liked the rest of the c9 players more than him but it certainly was funny to see hanni get shit on

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>naga
>no diffusal

Is team liquid really that fuckin shit of a team (to do justice to the website)?

35 agi and 50 mana burn physical damage(16 illu) and purge for 4k gold.

holy fucking shit.

>>167535969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD-a1FjUtU

>>167521008
hani was talking shit so EE sperged out on him and dumped monster on him

So, Dark Moon ends tomorrow.
What's the best loot you've earned out of it?

I got the Ember and Lich sets from the Winter Treasure and the Iceborn Trinity set for Naga.

>>167534293
>>167536364
she's been moving non stop with blizzard for OW, WoW and HS recently hasnt she?
and she recently left the gamefreak network or wahtever it was called

she probably got a new place completely fresh and empty

>1v2 in lane against a timber and omni
>my support silencer is runnign around jungle doing nothing
>i die
>repeat
>report terorrblade

please support isn't just warding its about helping your carry in lane so he can win you the game.

>>167536619
ember set desu.
But the best thing I got was my emoticon and invoker win

>>167536619
I got 2 couriers which I cant sell, gift or trade, ever.

I recycled all but 2 chests and got fuck all from the chests.

I am angry.

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>>167535969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmDgfzpKw5w

>>167536269
>EE probably thought it would come off as funny or just a prank
it wasnt a "joke" EE was really fucking pissed about it. you could see it in his eyes

>>167536843
Are you implying that anything other than a dull glazed look is in his eyes?

>>167536679
Same. Getting that win was really exciting.
Playing it with friends has been one of my best Dota experiences.

>>167536843
EE is autistic, he doesn't have empathy towards others, the blank stare is his default face, whether he's playing, dumping monster on someone, murdering someone, raping a dead body, he always has the same face.

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>>167536525
meepo is also quite inconsistent.
he uses ensnare all at once at 1 point and its not looking good at least for me.

>>167536212
im alright lol

>>167536843
>>EE probably thought it would come off as funny or just a prank
>it wasnt a "joke" EE was really fucking pissed about it. you could see it in his eyes

do you not read?
are you retarded?

EE did it as a joke/prank to get back at hanni
it wasnt malicious at all

they have both admitted and publically stated this - hanni in an interview and EE on stream

>>167536905
>>167537043
EE is far less autistic than you think he is
he can maintain a gf, can you?

Does EE actually have autism or is it just a meme?

Why am I forced to play with salty 40 year olds?