Dota 2 general /d2g/

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>secret

First for Blink on PA

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>crushing T1 teams in his spare time

how's he do it bros

When are they gonna end this shitshow and put on PPD shitstomp swindlezz?

blink pa lol

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when do we get the best caster back <3 ???

>>167432564
>When are they gonna end this shitshow and put on PPD shitstomp swindlezz?
Wait, Wanted and Col are playing otnight?

>>167432346
>appologize
>appo
>pp

>blink pa
>navi forgetting cheese
>silencer pos 1

I am now almost certain that pajkatt is at least ok at dota 2

>>167432643
UUUUUGHHHH
THHHIICCKKER

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>>167432646
>>167432564
JUST

And JUST when you thought NaVi was doing good they instantly manage to throw.

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>blademail reflects damage depending on its source
>berserker's call forces you to attack the caster
>ghost scepter/etherial blade stops you from attacking

why is no one doing this? would you rather tank and get killed by your own damage + spin than tanking possible mass nukes (implying axe didn't caught you alone) ?

FeelsGoodMan BEST MEMES FeelsGoodMan ALWAYS ACTIVE FeelsGoodMan INTELLIGENT AND AWESOME FeelsGoodMan KEEPS YOU COMING BACK FOR MORE FeelsGoodMan MUST BE TWITCH CHAT FeelsGoodMan

>>167432780
Isn't she dating Zyori or Grant or someshit?

>>167432812
People already use ethereal blade against axe.

>>167432802
Barely a throw from them. They still aren't in danger of losing and took more kills and buybacks from Secret than they gave. They need to throw really hard to lose.

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Some real deja vu from game 1 lads, wew.

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>30k networth advantage
>Having two lanes of rax down, plus one lane without ranged rax, still doesn't matter for shit and you need megas to be in a noticeable advantage
Icefraud really fucked with this game

Losing to Natus Vincere

in 2017

haha

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>LOSING TO SHIT'VI

>>167433090
ti4 murdered this game
someone at valve threw a fucking spergfit over the short games

hell i wouldn't be surprised 7.00 was so game changing because ~20 minute gg's were becoming normal in 6.88

>>167433153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7MA25sZJbQ&feature=youtu.be&t=2984

>>167432812
Euls is better honestly.

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>>167432812
or buy your own blademail

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>zai streamed the game
>you didn't tell me
really

Ready to watch Hues rape EE?

>>167433269
Remember when Dota was about taking objectives and farming instead of picking the best team to 5 man all game with after laning?

>>167433562
some pubbers are still doing the same.
peeps really don't want to adapt.

>>167432564
>>167432646
Tomorrow

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Say

My

Name

>>167434078
adelaide

>>167433572
so the one on the left is just welcome to the NHK?

>>167434078
shoop pieliedie in the kid's face maybe, and an angry EE face in the crowd, would look more fun

even fear is playing the nigger big dick game, wtf

>>167434439
>Someone refers to game as "nigger bick dig game"

Something went wrong with your life

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>team Onyx

theres literally no point in this team

there are no more NA qualifiers spots left now that PPD is back in business

also fucking BULBA lmfao

dubu cucked himself good, QO and Forev and on to promising squads whiles hes playing with B U L B A

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https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5s2dsm/getting_consecutive_lowprio_without_being_toxic/

hey guys check this out. i think most of us here can relate

sorry for reddit post
i really think adapting to that shithole is really bad especially for high mmr.
it really changes your gameplay dramatically.

the only people who benefit from low prio is low mmr people who is forced to be against high mmr and subtly adapting to their gameplay making them somewhat improve.

but hey, most of low mmr peeps are just casuals.
do you want esports be as dry as this one and are you satisfied from seeing same faces every single game to the point that people are losing motivation because of this ridiculous low prio system?

>>167434545
go watch the game retard you'll know what im talking about mongoloid

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fite me

>>167434650
>QO gets to work with PPD
>forev gets to work with fata
>dubu gets jimmy and bulba

POTTERY

>>167434734
>the only people who benefit from low prio
the "only" people who benefit are the people who don't have to play with the people in low prio. that is what is intended

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>Me and my bro on the mic
Lacoste is growing on me desu

>>167434773
i could rape you quite easily, nice boy.

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>>167434860
what did he mean by this

>>167434925
from a meme image to casting with dakota kotlguy cox what is life actually

>>167433395
why would we watch zai when our guy sing is strim

>>167434734
yeah maybe valve should assign every low prio player a personal counselor to sort out all their issues and help improve the dota community
OR
just keep them away from normal players

>>167434773

Do you ask for comends at the end of every game?

I used to do that like 2 years ago but stopped doing it because there was no point to it, now im considering doing it again to get away from peruvians in US east.

>>167435442
no I just play mid or safelane exclusively and people tend to commend carries these days since you commend after the game

>naga
welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

>>167435362
the solution is to give a lasting penalty to people when they return to normal pri
restrict item drops, or mute their chat for 3 games
but of course they wouldn't do anything that would reduce the playerbase further

1 min 20 seconds to the game

Envy is farming jungle instead of being mid.

lol
lol

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WHERE IS HE

>>167435898
yeah afking mid getting minimal xp and no gold is better than getting xp and gold

envy fEEds even against perus

>>167435874
that is not a solution
that doesnt help anyone

i'm high right now and lacostes accent is hilarious

>>167436139
what's your suggestion then?

>>167432643

sauce?

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sup dough tards, LoL baby here just dropping by to say I hardly even play your shitty game and people are commending me up the ass. Diamond matchmaking is way more fun.

>>167434734
revert it back to 1 game instead of 1 win so people will just base race the anxiety out.

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Dotards! Post good uplifting music to listen to while playing dota!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZGYYDvZnpg

What makes Killing courer "Classic envy play ?"

Can these two fuckers fuck off ?

>>167436242
my solution would be to ban all valve employees from browsing reddit and making it publicly known, so a multibillion dollar company doesnt have to feel a need to cater to the retarded shitposts of a bunch of spoiled 2k pseudo-intellectuals

>>167435542
fuck off you're not mid faggot
>>167435442
no i hardly talk at all

What if the report system took into consideration your behaviour score to evaluate how much your reports are worth?

>raging cunt that talks shit all game
>spams gg and "end" like the average NA tard trying to copy rtz
>his reports are somehow as valid as the reports of someone who is well mannered and tries his hardest to win wihtout being an asshole about it

Its a really simple fix, if your behaviour score is below 6k your reports should be 1/3 of a normal report, while peoeple above 7.5k should be worth a normal report.

It's really triggering that you can get reported by someone calling everyone a stupid nigger non stop for 25mins (both teammates and enemies) and the system is gonna assume that you're as bad as him.

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>>167436717
Envy chicken sniped?
HAH classic

>>167436738
I am severely disappointed in myself for even entertaining the idea that you would offer up a proper suggestion instead of firing your autism cylinders to full and being a retarded contrarian edgelord

Is there an instructional video or guide of the techies thing for event? if I google all I get is like 30 minute videos or 10 second clips of the kill

>>167436594
hope your account gets unbanned soon

>>167436738
>2k pseudo
go check it out. there's a lot of high mmr complaining.
i also felt the same.

>>167436954

All you have to do is get aether lens, the 200 range talent, vyse (mana regen) ethereal (cast on invoker) bloodthorn (mana regen and cast on invoker) and just start spamming the Q mines at the very top far left. You have to cast themines outside the map, out of bounds, so they instantly clip back into the map and stack in 1 spot. Around 130 mines deal 100k dmg assuming the target has 0 magic ress.

>NP losing to bunch of Brazilians
?

>game is extremely shit in that way that is all too familiar but still impossible to put your finger on
>it's a 4stack+you

Every time. And no I can't play ranked when I'm drinking.

Were shrines a good addition?

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>>167437231
Brazilians are white

>>167437457
yes

why is there no vampire hero based around sucking blood?

>You're part of the problem... Losing mmr is the punishment for poor play, NOT low priority or mutes

>>167437457
What I don't like about shrines is the teamfight advantage they give. Other than that I like the added tempo. I think the fight on shrine should be nerfed even if I don't know exactly why. For example any enemy damage cancels wouldn't be fair since it would be a huge buff to invis supports.

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Can someone explain Gosugamers team ranking maths to me?
For example Secret JUST lost to Na'vi but their 'current rating' is higher than the rating losing to navi gave them

What the fuck am I looking at?

>>167437457
No, terrible

>>167436594
nice lies shit taste nigger

>>167437457
yes.
patch is great when you're 5 stack.

solo queue on the other hand...

>>167437580
Shrines completely killed off split-pushing and high-risk/high-reward dive plays or safe deep warding and allows people to make mistakes by giving them a free fountain.

>>167434734
I hope they change the automated report system for the better by REMOVING IT COMPLETELY.

The community has not gotten better since the auto report system has been implemented. It is a shitty thing in general.

Before low prio wasn't a problem, now when you play low prio you run into people who are stacking with 7k mmr helping a friend get out of the game every game.

It's ridiculous. Most people in low prio haven't fed or flamed. They were just blamed for losing.

Reminder that valve and icefrog were trolled into causing low prio to be very painful to get out of thus punishing further people who don't belong there.

>>167437909
>I hope they change the automated report system for the better by REMOVING IT COMPLETELY.
Good game dev. would do this.

but Valve are running a social engineering program, so they wont.

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>>167437680
t. 4k who never gets commended

its alright guy, no need to call me a nigger. I am actually taken back you would call me the lowest form of life on this planet I mean for fucks sake dotards.

>>167438184
kek sorry no you are wrong :^)

>>167437216
>You have to cast themines outside the map, out of bounds, so they instantly clip back into the map and stack in 1 spot
ahhh okay, this is what I didn't understand
I'm guessing you use force staff to get him to the mined spot?

>>167437216
You only need the damage amp items if you're going for a low time run.

>>167438339
>I'm guessing you use force staff to get him to the mined spot?
yes
it's not always necessary, but better be ready in case

>>167438275
So you just call every anon post a lie? You must have a hard time being surrounded by anon opinions.

The world isnt out to get you
GenericSmileyEmoticon.jpg

>>167437909
id take base race any day.

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You believe that you are in control, that your will is your own...
Yet you do as He commands.
You exist by His whim alone.
You imagine yourself to be free, but you will always be His instrument...

>>167438002
Valve are running a money printing program.
The automatic low priority system can work on one condition, and this condition is pretty much the same across all industries which require automation:
it replicates a human as much as possible.

The shit we have is just lazy.
There needs to be parameters. We need mathematicians or statisticians along with programmers to code parameters within which the system can decide if people are griefing.
How many swear words. Is he clicking down mid every respawn. How many times has he selected the courier to feed to enemy tower. Is he a Wisp tethering people to the enemy fountain. Is he a KOTL cliffing people. Is he afking in the trees all game. Is he destoriyng his items or dropping wards to the enemy team? Did he buy 2000 gold worth of sentries in 5 seconds and is he planting them in a line.

And so on.
Right now it's just 9500 behaviour score and 5 reports? That's low p.

>>167438512
keep me posted

>>167438467
someone just said it's fixed now, is he right or does he just not want me to play techies?

>>167438339

No, you all stand there in top of the mines and have 1 person agro the invoker, usually a ds if you have it, the first thing invoker does after agroing is autoattacks and blinking into the person he is currently attacking.

>>167438747
I do not know

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Wait what does beating Dark Moon give you again?
It gives you a emoji, right?
I aint seeing it in my emoji list ingame

>The king of anime neet splaying
>sixth page
?

>>167439247
gotta activate it from armory

>>167438747
>>167438815

it works fine, i did it less than 5 minutes ago

>>167439362
oh wow thats weird
didn't give any sort of notification and didn't show up in the "Now in your Armory" top right tab you hover over
Thanks though

>>167438630
There already is grief detection that triggers if you destroy your items.

>WISP+CK OPENING
D?E?? dota

>The king of anime neet splaying
>sixth page
?

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>NP with SD & Sven

>EE Injoker

>>167436921
if you come here with shit like "lets mute them after low prio", dont expect a serious reply

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>round 10 dark moon

Is position 1 Void still a thing?

>>167441779
upvote

>Finally beat Darkmoon

ww@ my chicken emote brethren.

i have daily dark meme active, who wants to stack for it?

>>167441997
already beat it 3 times brah

>>167442586
me2

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how long till Peter plays

>>167442701
>>167442586
techies bug doesn't count guys

Post sinneddonut nudes

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>>167441997
>mfw waiting on techies to place his mines right now for my second win

>>167443131
>techies bug doesn't count guys

Non techies masterrace bros WW@
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2971412429

>>167443131
2 times without techies mon
save buybacks for meteor round, run around, immediatelly jump him once he\s back with solar crest deso AC and 2x bloodthorn, make sure you get both bloodthorn dmg amp proccs and he goes from 25% to 0 before he can run away again

>>167443280
WTF why are you posting my match data?
what in the ACTUAL FUCK

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whats his endgame?

>>167443517
sucking all the money out of dota 2 with no survivors

>>167441192
>I'm a retard and have nothing to say so I have to backtrack half a page and insult you
tell me more

>>167443131
m80
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2968700228

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>first dorkmoon of the day and win
FREE HATS LMAO

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team Onyx next, just flew in Abed for no reason as PPD is back and there are no more qualfieiers spots left in NA because theres WanteD DC EG and youre on on a team with fucking BULBA

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>get mildly wasted
>reaction times somehow improve

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>>167444037
>mfw recycle 90% of the chests because most of the hats are shit
I'll get the rosh once !!! dont worry !!11!!!

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>>167444193
stop posting me in drag

>>167444295
bamboe is like one meter tall kek

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>>167444245
>tfw the new lich hat goes well with the dank immortal hat

>>167432772
lmao pajeet shit in the streets pajkatt sux

>>167444295
do you think he drinks beer, eats pork and fucks girls before marriage?

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>>167444295
>I have this hairline

>>167444295
i also have this hairline...

but atleast im qt

>realize your losing streak has ended because your enemy players are completely fucking retarded and everyone on your team knows exactly what they should be doing and they do it
Why is this game's matchmaking basically a coin toss? I can count on one hand the amount of even games I've had in the last 9 months, whereas 5 years ago I could count on one hand how one-sided a game was (either way) in 50 matches.

>>167444245
I just want the bastion announcer...

>>167445945
idk i got sd luna on the enemy team 3 times in a row today

>>167445945
The Secret is not playing for about a month or so, then the matchmaking bollocks up and gives you free wins

>>167443862
surprisingly enough i was playing dota, and justifying low prio+ isnt my main past time

whats the best role to play when you don't have a mouse?
just keyboard and a touchpad?

>>167447343
Lich/Ogre support

We need Yames back. Him and/or Toby are the only casters worth listening too or watching.

>>167447343
viper

>>167447343
Meepo

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DAC was a patrician af tournament t b h

>>167446881
>if you want to enjoy the game you have to play it less
like a drug in all but name

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>>167445945
>matchmaking basically a coin toss

have you ever tried to actually support your team or do you just have to pick a pos 4 or 5 carry? What is your mmr? if you have a low skill level you will be placed with people in your skill bracket and you are overlooking many of the mistakes you make to continue being at your skill level.

My only advice? git gud

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I literally cannot finish this AM quest because every game team is booga.

This is actually the best team I had in the last 6 or so games.

0 communication and nobody built any damage but at least they didn't "intentionally" feed.

>>167448891
>first match in august 2016
nice smurf account faggot

>>167448891
>unranked
might as well play vs bots.

>>167448808
this'ing this

>>167448891
>unranked
>questioning others MMR

Things so far:
WanteD>DC
WanteD>NP
coL<NP
coL>DC

SO would coL be stronger or weaker than PPD stack

>>167448885
It's the matchmaking, not the game itself what it's wrong here

>>167449054
see
>>167436594


>>167449062
There are some broken heroes in captains mode. Necro and lone druid namely. I refuse to give away free mmr.

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>4 stack + me three games in a row

What is wrong with Valve's matchmaking. Do they really have such a low amount of 3k players who are solo q?

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>its a "Bulba exists" episode

>getting not one but both flax announcer packs from dark moon
why
why does this shitty game hate me so much that it would gift me literal cancer

>>167444204
No inhibitions

Overthinking your actions may make you react slower

Also, adderall.

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>>167450087

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if Onyx lose this game they might as well disband right now because they're qualifying for anything now that PPD is back on the block, so EG DC WanteD NP/CoL

Bulba needs to be exiled frm Dota2 and stop wasting everybodys time

>>167446958
You willingly entered the discussion just to say that you had nothing to say.
Holy shit you need to leave.

>>167450280
Bulba needs to stick to coaching

>>167450087
pyrion flax announcer packs?

>>167450598
Yes
One roll was the mega-kills
One was the announcer

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Really fires up the old neurotic transmitters

Whats a high impact support hero?

>>167450305
my main point was that your idea is shit

>>167450817
I would have considered suicide because that guy is 3k mmr, rude, obnoxious, """""""""personality"""""""". Can you even recycle them?

Holy shit. Make a thread on reddit. This is literally a crime

now that the dust has settled, how do you guys rate dark moon?
Overall I give it a 6/10, its okay entertainment, but alot of the 'hardness' in it feels more frustrating than challenging most of the time, but at the same time its nice to have an event thats actually quite challenging

>>167451006
Yes this was the same conclusion you came to almost 2 hours
Yet nothing changed in your life within these 2 hours so why do you even matter?

>>167450858
hard to argue with this

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>THIS GAME IS SO SHIIEEEET

was he right?

Report TA please no bkb.

>>167451376
why are you still responding?

>>167451608
All im saying is this is the same conclusion you came to almost 2 hours ago. Yet nothing changed in your life within these 2 hours so why do you even matter?

If you rejoin and finish a game after getting an abandon will it still count as an abandon?

>>167451857
yes

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>>167450858
wait what

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is this bulba guy the same guy that got rekt by my man YajirobeFromDC Lord of 1v1 mids?

>>167450885
SD

>>167438630
>Is he afking in the trees all game. Is he destoriyng his items or dropping wards to the enemy team? Did he buy 2000 gold worth of sentries in 5 seconds and is he planting them in a line.
Unfair. Sometimes in an unwinnable game where you were outpicked so hard and there is absolutely no way of coming back the only fun to be had is to dick around while waiting until enemy team decides they've farmed enough items and kda for dotabuff prestige, and are finally ready to finish the match.

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>>167450885
This fucker right here

>Build him up to be tanky af
>Run around nuking supports and enabling your cores
>God tier voice acting

>>167452390
>tfw no more will we hear "AAAAAAAH!" *DING DING DING DING* *money noises* *slot machine chirps* because Fireblast got nerfed into the ground
I missed this shit. It was so much fun. But dota isn't about having fun anymore.

>>167452101
h-hardwork?

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>>167452101
>yfw YFDC isn't coming back

>>167432504
Only confirms he was kicked from EG and wanted to keep playing.

>>167432346
>pajkatt
>good
he'll choke when it matters the most

>>167452530
the only people having fun with the game are in low prio

>>167452390
>say you're playing "support" ogre
>rush soulring+aghs

it's a shame noone will let me mid ogre anymore

>>167452654
It's like when your parents sent you to your room with no videogames and you end up having a lot of fun playing with your toys because you actually had to create your own for a change

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>>167451883
>tfw

Fucking snowstorm

>>167451496
>delete all your actually funny videos so papa google won't take your adsense money away
Fuck off CLQ.

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>>167452101
#hardwork #dedication #defensivelaning

lmao were old as shit

>>167450280
>lost some meme series with 3/2/2 scores
B-GOD

>>167452654
only the ones winning their low priority games. You can't get out unless you win with the 3 heroes that valve gives you. There's no guarantee that those heroes aren't trash either. I suppose it's a free game but if it was paid, low priority shouldn't exist because you're paying for a product and it shouldn't fuck you up just because you misbehave since you paid money for the full game

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post your farming memes

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I can't beat Dark Moon without techies cheesing

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>>167452101
>Playdota circlejerk memes

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>>167453151
>single draft creates more well rounded teams and set up naturl hero counters on each side
>people try hard and want to get out of low prio so they usually dont act like lp apes
>Single draft

yeah low prio is just soooo terrible.

>>167453318
>30 minutes of babysitting braindead retards going pve is fun
might as well stole a stack or two

>>167453318
i remember fv/pl hard carry

those were hard times

>>167453442
>people try hard and want to get out of low prio so they usually dont act like lp apes
no, its ranked 2.0 but worse

youre going to play literal 1v9 unless some 4k+ mmr goes support because thats what happen most of the time

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>>167436857
This idea is actuallt not trash and can work well since valve alreadybkinda uses behavior score in ranked matchmaking

Wht dont u post this on ribbit where it has a chance of actually doing something instead of the gulag?

remember when farming was actually viable?
yeah me too. It was a better game back then.
Back when last hitting was actually a skill. Now it's just smacking your head on the keyboard and rightclicking enemy heroes

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>>167454134
>wanting a chink snoozefest

>>167454340
>chinks cheese ti4 with 10 min memepush
>farming is a chink snoozefest
They do whatever they have to win

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Alright /d2g/ give me your best Battlecup team image

>>167454559
Is dota 2 a /pol/ game?

what the fuck would compel dubu to play with bulba?

>>167452390
>14 game losing streak
>play ogre
>win
anon i think ur onto something here

>>167454559
We support true gender equality here at /d2g/.
We scream at women and men if they play like shit. We make fun of both equally. Muslims also do that desu. They throw rocks at men too if they commit adultery

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>>167454645

>>167436857
do we know that it doesnt already work like that?

>>167454792
they throw rocks at men but not imam

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[...]

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>>167454645

>bulba should open an escort agency
heh

>>167454675
desperation to stay relevant

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We are doing it brothers, WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER!

mason getting classic McDouble kills for America.

>>167454513
Exactly. How was that any different to the deathball/image siege/ld sniper siege that's happening now

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Abed is Our GUY

>Tier teams
What's the point of this shit? It adds nothing of value and who even decides what "tier" a team is?
It's bullshit like this that makes Dota such a cirlclejerk game that doesn't allow any new teams at all.

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Now the question is WanteD or coL

I personally say coL

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Coincident that HotS is more popular than Dota now?

7.0 is basically a big ripoff of HotS, so now you could easily say that Dota is a HotS clone.
And now HotS has become more popular than Dota.

alright lads
who do I draft for easy battle cup wins

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The reason the game calls them a sanctuary, yet casters call them shrines is because HotS call them shrines and casters know this but valve wants them to be called "a sanctuary"TM

>>167456519
sanctuary is the skill name, sven
find something else to nitpick

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hey guys I found Soe

>>167457346
Is that a girl or a girl(boy)?

>>167457390
boy(girl)

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>tfw no friends to play in the battle cup with

>>167457048
No the skill name for the shrine, is shrining. Casters call it shrining for a reason.

I hit it on the money, valve is just trying to differentiate it from HotS but the pro casters are not on the same page.

>press R
>get rampage

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>Soe is actually super cute
why did you lie to me /d2g/? you said she was used goods

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GET THE FUCK IN HERE, WanteD STACKING AS 5 IN BATTLECUP

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>>167432780

>>167458910
women are masters of disguise

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>>167459150
>QO with mic

cute

>>167458910
She has like 5kg makeup on her, anyone can look cute with that.

>>167459401
even you?

>>167459545
Even buttugly me.

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WanteD will win TI7

>>167459732
ENDURANCE RUN

if youre not watching this ppd stream youre missing out bigtime, whole squads on

why are we so dead on a saturday night?

>>167459732
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS

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peters the greatest

>>167459732
PPD's never played with a position one remotely like QO.

man look at all this SPACE

>>167459732
Mooooaaagh.

>>167460254
now that almost everybody has won a round of dork moon what is there to talk about?

How do you get the most gold on round 10? I usually only get 7-8k even with a Medusa

>>167436594
agreed

How jealous you think dubu is of QO?

>>167461169
disruptor (octarine), medusa (radiance + manta + mjollnir), leshrac (bloodstone), ember spirit (radiance + octarine) and furion (octarine + radiance)
the idea here is that you can stunlock creeps forever with either kinetic field, searing chains, split earth, sprout and natures call while dealing insane aoe dmg

>>167459732
PPD wont win anything in his life again

>play dota 2
>lose 100 mmr in a single day
>"should probably take a break for a while"
>play dota 2 3 days later
>lose 100 mmr again


good game

>>167463919
the only constant

>>167463816
and it would still be more than RTZ

>>167464901
RTZ is a degenerate weed smoker. He doesn't give a fuck about his career he earns just enough to remain an overhyped loser.

>>167464991
nice meme

D

>>167459732

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>167464991

le degenerates amirite /pol/bros??? xD deus vult!

>>167466415
yes. youre right bro

holy fuck ppd just said they didn't even try or practice against dc.

this is getting scary, I'm starting to believe this whole god emperor of dota stuff.

>>167466790
4650 avg vs 4844 avg

woooow

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https://dota2draft.the-cluster.org/

Practice for Battle Cup!

How league can compete?
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>>167459732
She has cow tits, maybe thats the reason of the ring in the nose

>>167467041
>ppd runs around as ogre and other lame ass supports to beat DC

OH MAH GAWD PPD IS GOING TO BE DOTO GOD

>>167467218
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/19/Sven_rare_02.mp3

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>>167459732
>she draws on freckles
>doesnt even make them look real

Women can get away with anything.

3dpd

>>167466790
What does db mean?

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>>167467889
You need to go back.

Your "good clothes" looks like mommy raised a good goy, go eat your tendies!

>>167467889
Anon... ;__;

>>167467889
>>while her friends snickers at my clothes
Were you wearing a fedora or some shit? Who the fuck laughs at people for dressing nicely?

>>167467889
dude when a girl wants something you will know it, trust me

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>>167468359
t. baby manchild who doesn't know how to dress well
its time to put down the videogames and stop letting your parents down

>>167468095
this post is basically gibberish

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>>167466790
+37 how in the actual fuck?
>>167468371
t. NeverHadaGF

>>167468070
da beast

>>167467889
>good clothes
>makes people snicker
anon..

>>167433562
I remember when full teamfights were part of a greater thing.

>>167468925
Like what?

>>167468585
alright any advice then?

Why are Dota casters so terrible?

Toby + Synderen was the only good casting duo. Everyone else is garbage, especially compared to other games.

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>>167467889

CUTE!

don't be let down, just keep at it, most virgins fail at getting women because they make failures bigger than they are.

>>167468997
Purge is still a top tier caster.

>>167437457
None of the 7.00 changes were good additions.

>>167469141
I've been following Purge since before Dota 2. I love the guy but he isn't even close to top tier.

Go watch Tastosis cast that ASL BW tournament from a few weeks ago and see how bad our casters are.

>>167437457

No. Fuck them and fuck you.

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Shit guys, I played my first few games in over 4 years.
Won 5 out of 5 games
Mfw I am complete shit and feel like I have no impact on the game, but I usually get one guy who knows what he is doing and carries the game.
Mfw I played carry all 5 of those games and 4 out of 5 of those games I got dust and sentries vs the enemy team who had 2-4 people who used stealth.
M-my luck will run out soon wont it?

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>>167469141
no fuck off
he has no synergy with anyone, misses jokes, and is outright one of the most obvious forced hype casters in the scene by far
don't even get me started on how wrong he is most of the time when he tries guessing shit, or how he's wrong about stats/numbers he constantly is either

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>he listens to casters
>he needs some 5k scrub telling him what's happening on the screen

LMAO WHAT A BUNCH OF

F U C K I N G

S H I T T E R S

Honestly if anything I'm all in for memecast

Just give me xyclopz, lacoste, sirlesbianslacks and some korean guy that doesn't speak a word of english. Now THAT is a cast I wouldn't automatically put on mute.

>>167469363
Purge is just not a likeable guy.

>>167469302
MMR?
inb4 unranked

>>167469670

Based fellow ironic consumer of MEMEdia

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naix basher rush

>>167469949
who the fuck still plays wc3 dota

>>167469789
Of course unranked. Dude, I am shit. I am not going to go into ranked after 4 years of not playing a single game and grief my team with my being a utter dead weight.

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>>167470132
rizzrak shitting on a nigga

>>167470139
Then why are you surprised
>M-my luck will run out soon wont it?
LMFAO

>triple remnant
kek

>>167470259
Cause I am really used to people being retarded flaming each other nonstop while the game spirals out of control.
Here I am getting a very reasonable game where we pull through each time and I am not even carrying the team. This magical feeling is something I rarely knew 4 years ago.

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>>167469757
he was a cool guy when he was down to earth, like 3 years ago
just a dude helping people get into dota 2
made the you suck at dota webpage
uploaded videos for youtube with decent commentary
had fun with shit like purge casts a pub
knew he wasn't the best, knew he wasn't pro material
knew his stats
watched his replays, kept his cool ingame, blamed himself most of the time

but then ever since Zephyr, which was a contradiction to what he previously said, he sorta went full retard
less videos for youtube, now just uploads games he played while streaming on twitch, offering little advice
purge casts a pub suddenly turned into nofunallwed observation of 3k games with not much to be offered other than "get better," then promptly died
constantly going into the maths of dota as if it means anything instead of offering actual worthwhile advice
constantly wrong about stats because he doesn't pay real attention anymore
constantly passiveaggressive ingame
blames himself a bit but spends most of the match blaming others

I really want to know what happened in korea that completely changed him. I think his real love for the game ended there, and ever since its just been a job (and his only job, kek).

>>167470424
I wouldn't put aside the idea that Valve is matching you with people who are good, specifically because you didn't play this game for a long time, just so you don't drop it again.

>>167470750
Purge has gotten objectively infinitely better at Dota since his Zephyr days.
How successful do you think he'd be today if he tried to relive his pro career?

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>>167470919
See! Now do you understand why I am worried this wonderful trip will end soon?

>>167470930
he would still not connect his pulls

>>167470930
>Purge has gotten objectively infinitely better at Dota since his Zephyr days
as has every relevant pro player
zephyr used to beat MVP in the early korean league days, just think about that

>>167437589
well you're on a site that was relevant like 10 years ago that's your problem buddy

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>>167471282
i still can't believe how short zephyr's run was
some gooks with1/5th the time in dota 2/dota in general as the guys in zephyr, and after just a bit fucking everyone there decimated them
such a god damn joke

>>167471054
Of course it will, need I remind you what game it is you're playing and nobody cares about unranked shit (and neither should you).

>>167470930
no he hasn't
show me the last time purge actually made a play or lead his team to victory with not a single terrible call all game.
he's the same 4k shitter as always
fucking hell i think his last hitting skills have gotten worse in fact since zephyr

>>167470424
Region lock, once they add solo queue matchmaking would be perfect. then all they have to do is to revert back to 6.81

>>167469757
He's so narcissistic, he always thinks he's right about everything, always blames his team mates and is passive-aggressive all the time.

Add to that he's not a bit entertaining. How did he even become a part of the Dota 2 pro scene circlejerk?

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>"your mere presence makes me play bad"
>"you got like a million dollars in your bank account and you still flame people"

What did Sunbhie mean by this?

>>167472101
edgy gook pieces of shit
you notice all the teams they make boot all the white people asap

>>167472101
what a weirdo

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>>167468975
Well if what you originally typed is true then how do u know they were making fun of ur clothes and not something else? Whatd they say exactly?

>>167471615
> nobody cares about unranked shit (and neither should you).
Doesn't mean I don't enjoy it when the game is actually reasonable where people try to win and work as a team somewhat as opposed to depressed/mad people going batshit insane.

>>167472085
be even slightly known and let someone in the scene know that you'd like to join, and you're immediately thrown in
has pyrion flax and slacks not taught you that?

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Do you guys think they'll fix this shit patch after the qualifiers and Make Dota Great Again?

Constant runes, shrines, XP, and fights everywhere is NOT fun and it's not Dota.

>>167472613
if you keep saying it, does that make it true?