SMITE General /smgen/

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>Hi-rez
>servers

Also, I wanna fug Scylla.

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>servers

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>>167423265
>xXxJuan420xXx
>guillermito2001

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>>167423457
>not updating the link for the season ticket
https://www.smitegame.com/season-ticket-2017/
https://www.smitegame.com/2017-season-ticket-faq/

daily reminder we are getting in game voice chat sometime this season

>>167423457
>season ticket 2016
?

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>>167423565
>Also, I wanna fug Scylla.

>>167425352
>What color should we make Terra's hair?
>Vomit?
>Perfect!

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just me or is everyones like this

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>>167423457
It's about time y'all appreciate it again

>>167426296
Not just you.

>>167423851
"no"
vgs is fine.

Is Raijin good again because of his early clear and damage?

>>167427226
Raijin is good, has always been good, and will always be good until they nerf his scalings or something.

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I wanna fug the hyena camp.

>>167427840
Do you want to suck their hypertrophied clitoris?

>>167428650
Ew, gross, no. I only want to suck on the males. No homo tho.

>tfw have to play the support
>everyone's picking their diamond carry gods
>still get shit if I'm not there holding their hand

holy shit I just wanted to rama but noooooo

>>167428941
That's why you play the meme modes where comp doesn't matter.

>>167429037

nah I had to get some peel because there was a fucking ah puch and anubis on my team

like wtf

>effect textures are tied to the world textures
no wonder this game runs like shit

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>>167426516
>

>undying chest is worthless to me since I already own all skins it gives

Fucking great.

>>167429504

Well, they're recolors, so. Yeah.

>>167429296
And sliding the audio still tanks your fps as well.
I cant even imagine the hackjob that is the smite source code

How do you ping on the mini map on the Ps4?

Every shithead is doing it and I can't figure out how it is done.

>consoles

>>167430275
Hold right on the D-Pad, friend.

>>167430140
>>167429296
In this picture, everything but world textures and models render at 1x1 textures, meaning that effects only renders the hitbox of enemy skills instead of being used for glow effects or such, and the attack still renders normally.

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>>167429456
Apollo will never die

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>>167430657
hurr

>>167430657
>everything but world textures and models render at 1x1 textures
for what reason HR

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>god select
>everyone soft locks some
>it all looks good
>I alt tab out
>game is ready
>go back in
>suddenly I have 2 assassins and 3 mages on my team

>In lobby loki says he hates casuals and that we are trash
>game hasn't even started
holy fuck, why are loki players so fucking assholes.

of all the new things hr put in & they didnt think we needed a direct aegis counter?

>>167431087
>ironically play Loki for shits and giggles
>In the mode to trigger people

And you fell for it.

>>167430943
No that's a custom change by my hand at >>167430806

>>167427226
his 2 is on a long ass cooldown so not really.

its why he wasnt picked at worlds

>>167432142
we had thana solo, worlds is all meme picks anywore

holy fucking shit, when the entire enemy team is diving and focusing the crap out of me can I get a team that, I dunno, DOES SOME DAMAGE TO THEM?!

>>167433186
>Play Sylvanus
>both team at the fire giant
>VVVR
>VSAA
>blink
>ult
>catch their ADC and root him
>the other team start to focus me
>my team just watch
>get killed
>then they start to engage
It's like they want to 4vs5

>>167433186
I feel you bro
>Be Chaac
>Man mode into 5 enemys fighting them for a solid minute
>notice not a single team member who were right behinde me are there
>They are going for jungle buffs or attack minions
>I even still escape from the fight with around 5% HP left and even got a kill

I just left the game.
Report me I don't even care anymore.

>>167431309
The direct aegis counter is to not go full ham on someone you haven't aegis'd yet. Learn to poke hard, then walk back and re-engage.

>odin speed hacking
>literally sliding around at the speed of sound!
>its lag guys! i didn't do it
>literally moving as fast as nemesis during her dash while doing his spear roll.
i'm reporting and sending the video to hirez.

>>167433948
Not really, in a close fight, 2 seconds is a long ass time to get saved, which constantly happens and i lose the kill because they can just walk into their team or deep under tower.

Aegis either needs a counter or removed.

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>Ai pet that can be complete invincible and give you free tower dives

>>167434332
Ok.

>>167434568
skadi a best

So I just came back to the game after a couple months and did Hi-Rez give any rationale for changing Hel from (fun) garbage to "might as well not be in the game?"

>>167434568
>be Izanami
>cuck Kaldr instantly
>have better tower push than skadi even when going crit
Skadi is trash.

>>167434520
Well, yes, so why don't you take that close fight cool-headed, don't go "muh kills, muh kda" and exploit the fact the guy you targetted doesn't have Aegis anymore to bait a second, more favorable engagement, taking an objective for instance?

Aside from the fact your teammates are too retarget to understand that Attack Fire Giant suggests some sense of immediacy.

don't queue if you're not gonna play

goddamn shitters

>>167435398
>doesn't have Aegis anymore to bait a second, more favorable engagement
you are thick m8

Morrigan so underrated. Really, love her skillset. That Ulti, tho. And the skin... Should be more R34 of her, too.

>>167437376
Chub lover detected.

>>167437376
Should be more R34 of smite in general.

>>167437482
True, boy

>>167437442
Well, isn't Neith, but she is definitively not chubby

>>167437745
She is thick and has man tits.
A chub.

>>167437908
>>167437442
So basically your average Irishman?

>>167437908
yeah she has weird tits, like they seem...idk...flabby. Come to think about it most of the goddesses tits are either weird bolted on looking tits or flabby weird looking tumors

>>167430336
At least we didn't have server problems up the ass.

>>167439256
You don't even have S4 yet.

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spjg3q
Sanguine new team

>>167439256
Yeah, we got. Today, HiRez ended a game because lag problems

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/store/p/smite-ultimate-god-pack/C45TB2T888PV
So apparently the god pack is free on xbox, get it while you can.

>>167439727
sheeeeeeeeeeit

>>167434568
>he doesnt remember body block cats with even more health then now
>was only countered by leaps or sprint 2

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Wew

>>167440792
i love this, like it's not enough that you have all those worshipers and games but he also has the fucking avatar. kek'd audibly

>>167440792

>isn't using the dragon knight skin

fucking sad

Is the objectively best Izanami player here? What are some recommended builds for her because I keep going over the attack speed cap and it's bothering me that I can't figure out how to build her.

>>167440792
Truly epic.

>>167441260
crit

>>167441260
I am here.
Are you hitting the cap when using your one? If so, its okay, but still should be noted. If you're hitting it without your one, you're doing something horrible wrong.

>>167441260
Ninja tabi, devo, wind demon, the other one, deathbringer, fatalis.

yololololol

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>>167442007
>no penetration besides the 10 from Hfats

>>167442007

you don't need triple crit you mong, get some pen in there

>>167442096
remove wind deamon or poison star for a titans bane?

>>167442184
executioner instead of fatalis.

>>167441741
No, I'm not hitting the cap without my 1, but I can't seem to make the most of her regular autos. If I try crit, they're just not powerful enough, and I'm at a loss for what to get alongside Qin's Sais if I'm going for more of a pen build. I regularly play her mid, so I typically skip Ichival and opt to either go straight into Executioner or Qin's Sais.

Typically I run Ninja Tabi, Devo, Executioner, Wind Demon, Deathbringer and Brawlers if I get that far.

For pen builds I use Ninja, Asi, Qin's Sais, Titan's Bane, Brawlers and I think Crusher, but I'm genuinely at a loss for that last item.

Is it still considered diminishing returns to get Executioners and Titan's Bane in the same build?

>>167442190
This meme is so dumb.

if freya's so broken, how come i get shit on whenever i try to play her?

>>167442398
t. healslut who plays with one eye on the monitor and the other on gay porn

>>167442245
Would it give you 2 stacks if 1 auto attack hits?

>>167442339
>Is it still considered diminishing returns to get Executioners and Titan's bane in the same build?
Yes. Do not run them together.
>Devo
You do not build stacks on Izanami, Devo's or Trans.
Trans delays your start, and because she only has two damaging abilities and is not mana hungry nor reliant on abilities to clear waves, its not good on her.
Devo's is not good on her because her life steal is already weakened. You only have its full benefits for a set amount of time.
Warrior Tabi is more useful than Ninja. Izanami likes Raw power.
A crit build is this:
Warrior Tabi, Ich, Bloodforge, Qin's, Malice, WD, sell Ich for Titan's or DB. (You can get Titan's after Qin's then start working on crit)
Now you're probably saying that Qin's and crits are bad on hunters. However, Izanami is not a traditional hunter. She does not build more attack speed than Qin's late game as its not needed, so you are not sacrificing attack speed for power, which would normally force you to go straight into power / pen and an O-bow finish like other hunters. Your ability to proc the passive of Qin's on multiple people is significant. Think of yourself as someone with high area damage without your one on, instead of a hunter, but realize you have the benefits of both. Malice over DB initially because one swing forward can crit, and the swing back can not crit. Because one can crit and the other can not, Malice is more reliable damage, but DB is okay as a third crit item. I'll explain picking Bloodforge later.
Your no crit build is Warrior Tabi, Ich, Bloodforge, Qin's, Titan's, Brawler's / Crusher, sell Ich for O-bow / Frostbound. O-bow provides more team DPS. Frostbound allows two slows on multiple people or multiple quick slows with her one.
(Cont.)

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>>167438909
>weird bolted on looking tits
DELET THIS

>>167443551
You have my attention.

>>167442339
Only is they have enough physical protection on the enemy team comp which if the guy is picking stuff jungles that build one defense down the line like Rat, Thor or Thanatos. and their solo then yeah it helps but even then you might as well just pick one of them and pick up a crit item instead.

I want to hit the gym with Bellona and then take a bath with her after a long sweaty day of workout. I want to wash her tits while she washes my cock. I want to have my dick pressed against her abs while i spurt.

How should I be building ability-based assassins now? Like ratatoskr and fenrir?

>>167437376
>Morrigan so underrated.

She sucks. no one picks her at all.

I wanna choke on Freya's cock.

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>>167445762

>>167443551
>>167444438
Bloodforge is literally the item made for Izanami. She loves raw power, but doesn't benefit from Trans, while Asi provides butt stats for her. Bloodforge not only provides great power, but a set amount of life steal. She just needs it, and doesn't need an augmented life steal item like Devo's because of 33% scaling only.
Bloodforge allows her to play risky and get rewarded because of her passive. Its truly where you start being a "carry". One you get that kill, you have a shield, and that shield does not count as actual health, so you have FREE percent penetration. If you're going the full pen build and manage to be relatively low but have the shield, which is typical because as the hunter its guaranteed to happen, you'll just cuck guardians out of existence and percent pen is still fucking free and amazing in the crit build too. Asi is not useful on her and makes her significantly weaker. While Bloodforge is costly, its perfect for her.
Malice again also allows you to spread its passive across multiple people at once, like Qin's, making it better than DB along with previously stated reasons.
Learn to understand her autos are just as powerful and necessary as is her one. You need to learn when and where the situations in boxing and team fights call for AoE autos or not.
When in duo lane one on one boxing without your one, fight at max distance. Your autos will hit the forward and back swing instantly. If you die in a trade while a sickle goes forward, it will still come back even after death and deal damage, which I have had occur multiple times, in which I die, the sickle comes back, and the enemy carry also dies thinking it was over. To avoid this, fight at max range. Also note you experience the basic attack movement penalty for the duration of the forward and return of the sickle, which many people don't realize and perform badly with her as a result of.
Any other questions, ask.

Is there any feeling better than a GF/FG steal?

>enemy ao kuang is at 1/8th health, no mana, and on a killing streak
>my team can easily kill him
>they decide to ignore him and chase the sylvanus with half health and his ult up

Fucking retards. God damn.

>>167443551
Most stacking items are pretty shit for physical. Devo only has it's LS going for it at max stacks and even then there's builds that people do that make opponant's going for devo's first a pain in the ass and they overwhelm the lifesteal in boxing or outclear so fast the they can do nothing to force boxing ( imagine the typical Artemis issue except her case it happens when she's against any duo lane carry really).

>>167447659
Killing an invisible Loki.

>>167447659
Seeing your child succeed.

>>167446492
What if I run Izanami in mid? Would I still purchase Ichival even if I'm not laning against another physical?

>>167450498
literally silverbranch

I finally understand how to do this gem events!

Get conquest first so the worst is done fast and then struggle with shorter games like clash and arena.

>>167451602
Or since it's 3 games you have to play. Play the Easy modes like Assault, Arena and Clash or Seige. Even Joust. Why would you go trhough conquest?

>>167451602
i just play clash joust and arena. I skip everything ranked since I have seen idiots who never played ranked before jump into and say "if i win i'll actually earn my gems xD". Conquest is also the same, these idiots have never touched conquest but try to get a FWOTD on it since its the third mode and end up feeding and saying "better luck next game xD"

Just stick with the mememodes and hope your teams not retarded

>>167452005
Conquest is what i play normally.
Clash and Arena are my "for funzies its super casual whatever"

>>167450498
I did Izanami mid once in ranked when our Sol went carry.
I went Ich because its a cheap 10 pen and high attack speed and 30 power. I believe Silverbranch should be the same.

>>167442525
(You)

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>>167445762
I want to fuck Freya in the VAGINA

V
A
G
I
N
A

>>167452423
This for me, but replace Arena with Assault. I hate Joust with a deeply rooted passion. And I miss domination.

>>167454110
That's cool, just remember to stroke her cock while you do it.

Is it true that on Assault, if one team has a healer, then it guaranteed the other team does too unless they re rolled theirs?

>>167454875
But does a person have enough room in their netherlands to fit a cock, balls, and vagina?

>>167455131
yep, it's literally the -only- thing that's assured in assault.

>>167455179
Anything is possible in the 2D world.

>got my gems
i don't know if to keep punishing myself or stop playing.

>>167447659
A freshly forged blade in one's hand.

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>fully stacked mask
>and winged blade
>and bonus one speed
hilarious watching someone blink leap and still eat an ult

>>167455473
Seeing your enemies driven down before you, and hearing the lamentations of their people.

Who the fuck is Nevercake?

>>167458794
Alright, so.
You know how HiRez has a youtube account?
Well that's where Nevercake comes in, their cartoonist.
U C
Since Lilipichu's TL;DR lore series took off, HiRez wanted some of that cash too. So they hired Nevercake to do a god lore series. Reddit liked his voice enough that HiRez gave him an announcer pack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IP48kXrjNA

>>167459359
That's actually not to bad compared to 90% of the others.

>>167459359
i really liked nevercake back in 2015, he was fun, he was good.

Last video i remember of him was like... Sol's lore? something like that.

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Spiffy

>>167459359
It seems great but jokes in AP get tiring real fast, especially in long conquest games where you'll probably cycle through the whole AP a couple times. Hope hi rez implement a way to randomize APs every match.

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>>167461451
Here's a look from the other side with shadows pumped up even more, I'm guessing there's a huge relevancy to world textures and shadows, but this honestly looks kind of nice.

>>167461451
>>167463043
Also just to point out on how spaghetti smites code is, I've got an ancient graphics card and going from the lowest possible aka >>167423319 to the highest possible, there is nearly 0 gain to be gotten.

In fact, I think it ran slower on the lowest possible settings for some magical reason.

>>167463213
I remember way back in S1 I put shaders to maximum and got like 5 more FPS.

>>167461451
>>167463043
>>167463213
How do you even get it that low?

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>>167463773
just regular .ini fuckages and some offside tinkering with the .exe (pls hirez no bannu)

Highly suggest looking into it if you're bored and have a lot of free time.
Also Effectlods at 1 is broken and shows hitboxes, and if coupled with leaving the worldlods to normal, you can play the game normally while seeing big glowing hitbox markers.

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Played this trash again to get best nem skin on console, should still work for PC and PS4.
Enjoy frens

>>167464725
Can you show a Goobis 1/ult like that?

>Go to r/smite
>Post about how incompetent Hi Rez is
>Get downvoted

Can we petition to change the name of r/smite to r/hirezsucc or something?

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>>167464840
>Best skin
>Not default

Also as a nemfag I want to say thank you so very much.

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>>167464927
Accidentally used Point instead of Aniso on world and characters, but either way this is what happens when you cast 1/ult on Anubis when effects are rendered at LODSize=1 and MagFilter=Linear

>>167464840
hey this is pretty nice man, I already have it but thanks for dropping this.

>>167465520
That does make the hitbox quite a bit clearer. Thanks.

You know what we haven't had in a while? A Bullying. Name a god to be bullied.

>>167466375
scylla

>>167466375
Terra being bullied by Scylla and Jing Wei

>>167466531
Jesus Christ, Scylla again? Fine.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/0/03/Anubis_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/7/7e/JingWei_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/7/70/Medusa_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/1/1c/DiverPoseidon_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/4/41/Bastet_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/0/0d/Ram_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/7/72/NinjaNemesis_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/f/ff/FuriosaBellona_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg

>>167466998
I came, how about Vamana?

>>167467812
Off the top of my head I can only think of one.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/c/c8/AoKuang_V2_Taunt_Directed_Vamana.ogg

He isn't much of a target.

>>167468091
that was underwhelming. NOX, DO THE YUMMY MUMMY THAT MAKES ME CUMMY

What were you hoping to read in this spoiler?

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>>167464840
Thx senpai,claimed for PS4

>>167468163
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/8/89/WitchAphrodite_Taunt_Directed_Nox.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/4/4e/Sol_Taunt_Directed_Nox.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/6/6a/SolsticeHel_Taunt_Directed_Nox.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/b/be/Thanatos_ReaperTech_Taunt_Directed_Nox.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/4/45/ThiefTheMorrigan_Taunt_Directed_Nox.ogg

>>167468463
A Grim Shadow Nox code unused for PS4.

>>167466375
alright, bully Odin.

>>167470136
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/0/0e/Ares_Taunt_Directed_Odin.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/a/a9/Thor_Taunt_Directed_Odin.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/2/24/Fenrir_Taunt_Directed_Odin.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/8/8e/Loki_V2_Taunt_Directed_Odin.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/8/82/Ullr_Taunt_Directed_Odin.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/8/83/XingTian_Taunt_Directed_Odin.ogg

>>167470382
nice

Why I am I getting 990 ping while my internet is working well? Are the servers shitting themselves again?

yooooo when the FUCK is season 4 dickheads you faggots said at the end of january???

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thought this was bellona but apparently it's jean of arc

>>167471761
well yeah, it hardly looks like bellona anyways

>consoles

>>167474675
At least we get our gems faster on gem days

>atleast we get patches weeks after you
wwwwwwwwwwww

>>167474887
1 week*
And thanks for beta testing patches for us. :^]

>get 30 minute deserter because the game crashed

thanks hi-rez

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>>167474887
>beta testers thinking they're special

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>>167475324
>>167476067
This. The Morrigan wasn't too busted when she came to us.

So thanks PC friends

good jing wei skin when?
good skadi skin when?
good athena skin when?
good bastet skin when?
good ullr skin when?
good arachne skin when?
good xian chan skin when?
hello??????

>>167477630
Never
Never
The cop skin is pretty good.
The covert ops skin is pretty good
Never
never
Never

>>167477630
Athena, Baster and Ullr have great skins.
Cop , Kawaii and Zombie.

>>167477630
I'll give you Jing Wei, but Skadi's alpine patrol, Athena's cybercop, Bastet's agent, Ullr's dragonslayer, Arachne's T2 and grim weaver, and Xing Tian's war machine are all good skins.

>stomping team in clash, we're 34-10
>somehow we all die
>they win
wtf, what kind of mode literally punishes you for being good by giving you huge amounts of death respawn time. It should be fixed at a set amount not fucking level like in every other game mode

>run right into enemy team with Vamana
>activate thorns and ult
>fucking deicide because they all went ape fuck crazy on me and burned themselves down before my team swooped in to slaughter them

topkek. really enjoy Vamana's visual update too, even though he looks more like a kid than a midget now

>>167477630
Never. Only two skins have ever topped the original god. Those are heavy metal thor, and bizzy b cupid

>>167478368
>War Machine
>Good
Consider suicide

>>167479891
>bizzy b cupid
never met someone with that skin who wasn't a faggot

>>167480006
I wish I were gay. Most women I have met have either been annoying, evil, or both.

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>>167480416
Your mother doesn't represent all women.

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>>167480596
holy kek BTFO

>play MGR for an hour
>PC's cool as a cucumber
>play Paladins for two hours
>PC's cool as a cucumber
>play Smite for 20 minutes
>PC's hot enough to fry an egg

what the fuck

>>167481381
>your average PCuck player

@167482494
>>>/v/ermin

this fucking MOTD lmao
>me and some jaja are tree man
>perfect fucking synergy that somehow spans thousands of miles
>literally CC chaining nonstop with this guy
>root, root, pull, pull, wisp, ult, wisp, ult
that guy was a bro

>>167478812
>punishes you for being good
If you were really good you would have done the objectives and won.

>>167478812

so just completely eliminate comeback potential

nice game mode bud, just should end it at first blood then

Why the fuck is everyone playing Bellona jungle all of a sudden, I don't play her so I don't know if she's good in jungle or not but these morons are not, what memetuber set them off

>>167490647
Bellona jungle was always a thing not the most popular pick but you can see her from time to time

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>When you need a tank but the Ymir only builds one item with protections

Guess I don't want those 30 gems enough, think I'm done for today

>>167491589

I had to play the motd 7 times to get the fucking win

almost every single game I had at least one DC on my team or idiots building completely wrong for the mode

hell one fuckhead just didn't buy any items at all

>>167491692
Had some guy not buy relics, I mean the fuck, it's free, why not get a relic!?

>>167491716
To clarify, it was assult

>Guy doesn't get a relic
>Gets off the spawn
>Think "oh well, probably just walked off without thinking, he'll get one when he dies"
>8 minutes and loads of deaths later and still no relic

>>167491753
Pretty sure MOTD matchmaking is even shittier than normal matchmaking.

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>be winning after a rough enemy invade
>2/7/11 anubis decides to get on the mic and complain about people kill stealing when he has less assists than everyone else on the team
>nearly all of his deaths are due to not watching the map and seeing when we're backing off
>idc i'm nike trading with khumba in diving the enemy team then the other peels to help the other dude get out
>almost get our xba a penta

I understand that being the weakest link on your team can tilt some people, but why get so salty if we're winning?

>>167494926
>but why get so salty if we're winning?
Because it's a shitter so he is doing bad like he usually do but he can't really blame other people and that's trigger him.

>up against a team of ares, terra, bellona, athena and zotz
>I'm the swk frontline

Jesus christ I got cc'd so damn much, managed to get my freya fed though so she could fuck em up

>smite's down

typical hirez

also I didn't know SGS updated its elo

doesn't matter since it's still bullshit

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>8 losses in a row today
>Finally get a decent team
>Server crashes
Hirez I'm about two seconds away from making columbine look like a fucking joke.

>>167499286
>Hirez I'm about two seconds away from making columbine look like a fucking joke.

aim for the jews please

>fenrir tank
>buys crits
might as well not even buy a final item
>>167499286
>atlanta
more of a orlando shooting if anything

>>167499191
Great idea, awful implementation.

>be ao
>dive their hel, put a curse on their entire team
>immediately 3 turn on me
>my team somehow manages to get fucked by a thor and a vulcan

How the FUCK do you lose a 2v4? How?

>>167466998
>Diver pos mention Chyribdis
Loli whirlpool monster when?

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There is nothing worse than losing a game because one or more of your team is spending literally 30/40% of the game in base buying items. I don't care if it's Loki five levels ahead of everyone or just getting destroyed or even a backdoor loss. Nothing is worse! How the fuck can you even soend that long buying items? Do people know what auto build is? They'd literally be better off buying all defense items and acting as a meat shild for the hunter.

>>167499191
I really want a dominatrix skin for one of the sexier goddesses. It'd have to play with one hand, but that's okay.

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It sucks when you defeat the blue buff and start killing minions in lain and about two minutes later wonder why the games so much harder than it needs to be only to realize your Freya hasent even decided what items she wants yet. This crap happend all game!

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>>167502556
>lain

>almost every single goddess sounds like a 13yo girl
what the fuck is this HR? I can understand Aphrodite, but why the fuck THE GODDESS OF WAR AND WISDOM sound like a teenager?

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>>167502920
You son of a bitch!

>>167502920
But seriously though fuck guys who don't know how to buy items. I'd rather play with someone who has autobuild set.

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Some cases are extreme like that idiot I just got done playing with where he'd be in base 3/4 minutes at a time but even 20 seconds is too long. If it takes you longer than twenty seconds to buy your items at base you shouldn't be playing with humans yet. Just stick to bots or use the auto build the game sets for you.

>>167503567
>use the auto build the game sets for you.
But those build are shit. Like in season 3 some warrior wouldn't have a single protection until their FOURTH item.

>>167503325
And you don't seem to understand.

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>>167503567
And twenty seconds is the bare minimum! You should be buying your items in 3/5 seconds truthfully.

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>>167503657
I don't give a single fuck anon! If it's taking you longer than twenty seconds max to buy items auto build is the least of your worries.

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I know most of you realize buying items in 3/5 seconds is normal but I know there's at least one fuck in this thread who can't comprehend it. Learn to build your fucking items!

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>just finished my 3rd 1st wotd
>game goes down

>wotd
>against 4 sylv

hi reztard

>stuck on victory screen

>>167503567
>>167503657
>>167503709
>>167503842

If you're unsure on what you should build for a character, search for a guide on them while in the picking phase. See what is usually picked and why then adapt it based on the enemy team composition.

You've got about 1 minute and 15 seconds after starting to plan your items and build order before you need to head to lane/camp

a general rule of thumb is that warriors build 3-4 defensive items, 1-2 attacking items and 1-2 utility items.
Mages build 4-5 offensive items, 1 utility item and 1-2 defensive items
Assassins tend to build the same general way as mages.
Hunters vary quite a bit so you're on your own there.
Guardians tend to build defensive and aura items to help with teamfights and a single piece of utility focused offensive items (soul reaver, isolation, the new ethereal staff)

Utility items being items that you pick up for a mixture of stats+unique effect, like winged blade, Magi's, frostbound, etc etc.

>>167455315
>>167455179
Anything is possible with gods.

>>167504569
one of the oldest problems, and they still don't fix it to this day. Ever. No matter how many people complain. Nothing.

>two fwotds of mine have been invalidated thanks to hirez servers

jesus fuckin christ

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>Vamana used to be a funny fat baby
>Now he's literally a bald manlet
JUST...

>>167506565
literally just use any other skin

>>167480596
Wrongo. I worked at an amusement park where all my difficult coworkers were women. One didn't understand the rules of a break, another got mad at me for a customer having a seizure in line, and another blamed me for having to deal with too many customers at a time.

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How are you supposed to beat Tyr in solo? This man can literally clear minions while stopping you from clearing minions and damaging you at the same time only to let you take more damage from the minions you didn't kill because you were being CC'd to death while basic attacking you with them?

Or you can always wait for him to do his combo on the minions and attack them after? Ohh wait he won't do that because he'll just kill at the minions with his basic attacks and avoid the combo all together and you have the same problem all over again.

>>167464725
This isn't much different than toying with the settings to hide things like foliage though. People got banned for that back in beta.

>>167507042
I don't get how Tyr can be so overpowered in this game? It was taking us 3v1 to take him down with two of us the same level and one of us a level down from him and he wasn't even building tank. He was going half damage. We all started focusing Salvanus when fighting those two because it was easier to kill.

>>167507516

Cause he has 5 abilities, two with a burst heal, with a passive that means he cannot be locked down

>>167507613
Why is that legal?

>>167507662

cause he needed a buff - hirez

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>>167507708
Yet they screw Hel over. Good job guys.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NRQE2_FM6pU

>>167507662
after they broke the kneecaps of all warriors, tyr very rarely saw any play because he was inferior to sun wukong in every way and magi's completely shut him down. so they decided to change his healing from 200hp at max to whatever it is now, then they changed magi's from 45s to 90 to 70? and then all the item reworks and all of a sudden he's actually good again.

>>167506793
I don't even use Vamana. Just only noticed his new model and found it funny.

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Just got my gems, 3 games in a row luckily.

Time to smurf and deny scrubs their gems.

>>167510143

well both teams can't lose, so you're denying only game wins

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I met a spic who was actually good at the game.

>>167510279
Technically a draw could be possible in smite.

>>167510827

except no? tick updates means one titan has to die before the other one

>>167423457
GenericSoda
I want in the clan (NA)

>>167510585

Too bad you continue to inhale miles of penis

>>167510827
No, even if shit would hit the fan at the exact same time, chaos gets priority.

>hades
>mage
wut

>>167512181
>AK
>mage

>all the guardians
>doing magic

HR are dummies

>>167512181

Hades used to be classified as a guardian, but he was shitty as a support so he might as well be considered a mage. So that's what they did.

>adanas no longer working in smite esports
>moving to smite tactics

meh

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GEM STORM DAY
>match 1
>a player disconnects 2 mins in
>MATCH 2
>my team mates buy random t2 items without a starter or boots
>MATCH 3
>play duel
>am plat
>go up against a fucking GM
literally impossible

>>167513170
>>play duel
nice meme
Joust the two of us. ranked. W H E N

>>167513320
>he's a beta tester
wednesday like always

>>167512439
no bully

>>167513384
>ranked

>>167512439
You know who else sucks at support? Bacchus, Xing, and Cabra.

>>167515585

>bacchus
>sucks as support
>strongest initiation in the game

Holy shit you are a baddie

>>167515737
I think Sylvanus has the best initiation in the game, in fact he has 2. He can start a fight with his root (either from his 1 or his passive) or can pull someone to him, even through walls. Bacchus on the other hand has to max his passive before jumping, and even then it's pretty obvious when he's going to due it.

>>167515737
>mana furnace
>shitty ass stun tacked on to the ned of his burp
>intoxication is a managable form of cc

>>167515990

he has to blink to really use his ult well

sure if he manages to land a grab but it's not the easiest skillshot to hit

Alright, be honest guys, how many of you have been fucked by Apophis spawning?

>My hunter buddy is fleeing from a Sol
>Be the only other guy alive on team, hunter buddy got no mana, Sol is super low
>Be over in opposite lane
>"I can run over and make the save, they'll think I'm a hero or something"
>Make a fucking run towards the lane, would've ended up right behind Sol
>However
>Apophis spawns and instakills me
>Hunter buddy manages to get away from Sol anyway
>The humiliation is complete

>>167516108

>big ass knockup on demand
>does a fuckload of damage for no reason
>a giant fuck you for an ult

>>167516561

Yo I was boxing some dumbass chang'e around it when it spawned. I survived the explosion, she didn't, and I got the credit for the kill

That was dope as fuck

>play assault
>against 4 magical god
>team with 2 warrior and 2 assassins
>none of them build magical protection

>>167516880
>does a fuckload of damage for no reason
Ah yes, a key aspect of playing support

>>167517070

honestly think they should nerf the damage off of belly flop, it's absurd

>>167517070
>>167517142
Ares's shackles send their regards.

>>167490647
i notice this too.

whenever i decide to get worshippers for a god i dont usually play, and utterly stomp with them, ill see them played a lot in about a week.

same with how poseiden used to be considered only A tier by pros, now they think he is super meta

>>167503020
not all girls are bull dykes who only drink cow milk like the ones from your small town

>>167508723
lol na. it was because pros didnt use him so all the followers stopped too.


ive been reking with tier even before his healing buff

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Still waiting for a cosplay to top this.

>>167520181

Does hiring strippers to cosplay at your event count as actual cosplay tho?

>>167520614
Don't care, all the other stipper's costume were bad, but her's was fantastic.

good awilix skin when
50% awilix vp when

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>>167520678

I mean, if she got implants....

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>>167520181

>>167521848
Go on, post it.

>Tfw no awesome SMITE figures
>ftw no hotglue

>>167521848
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodivaHair

>>167519028
Are you suffering from mental issues or what?

void shield still worth using?

>>167525045
>ywn be a dragon that gets dominated by Freya and Artemis in a shitty cartoon image

>>167465202
If you mean her recolor then yes.

>>167525045
Is that supposed to be Fafnir?

>>167524654
No.

>>167526575
That picture is from before Fafnir was even a concept.

>>167524091
I think what he meant to say is that the characters were voiced by professional voice actors who are not 13 years old, and that the poster must have a strange point of view to think such a thing.

>Adanas no longer a caster
>TygerRising retired from casting(the chubby xbox caster)
>Taco joining the esports team of hirez(maybe a caster, maybe not).

Well... interesting, i liked Adanas as a caster, he was dumb and awkward but holy shit he had game knowledge.

Taco is gonna be interesting, never seen her cast before if she does, as an analyst she works. Hope they don't bring her tomboy style down with stupid dresses and makeup.

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>>167527596
>professional voice actors
>professional

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>mfw found this buried somewhere in the harddrive an old Arachne image.

If I remember correctly I was asked to draw a rough on Bellona and this is what I came up with.

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>>167527924
>dat messed up image
>dat tiny hand

>>167522295
As long as you can desgin one, you can have them orderd.
>hotglue

I will never understand you degenerates.

>>167528119

people get off on weird shit, welcome to humanity

god damn, I got my 2nd fwotd but I don't think I can get one more

so many wins invalidated by their fucking servers just tilts me so hard

>>167527860
They are professionals you know. Funimation does the VA.

NOBLE ESPORTS NEW ROSTER
ADC WOWY
SUPPORT WUBBN
MID MANRAY
JUNGLE ELCHAPOO
SOLO UZZY

THIS IS A LEGIT ROSTER LEAK, ASK CHAPO WHY HE'S STILL PLAYING PC

NOBLE ESPORTS NEW ROSTER
ADC WOWY
SUPPORT WUBBN
MID MANRAY
JUNGLE ELCHAPOO
SOLO UZZY

THIS IS A LEGIT ROSTER LEAK, ASK CHAPO WHY HE'S STILL PLAYING PC

>>167528531

>noble

Who the fuck cares, literally the bottom NA team that manages to hang onto an SPL spot

>>167528590
Flashpoint and NeilM are way worse than this roster

SECOND UPDATE, RUSSIANPAPI IS CONFIRMED TO BE NME'S NEW SOLO LANER BECAUSE HE IS FRIENDS WITH PANDACAT, BUT IT APPEARS TO BE A NEPOTISM THING

>>167528705

I mean maybe? I don't even know who NeilM are

>>167528531
wow a shit org noone gives a shit about with shit players noone gives a shit about

4.0 when

>>167529014
NeilM is former EnVyUs,

>KikiSoCheeky solo
>Skeeledon jungle
>Venenu mid
>DayToRemeber ADC
>NeilM support

They're all basically challenger cup level players

Holy shit Allied looks so much worse now compared to even a couple of months ago, goddamn

Also, Pain moving to coach is very likely a troll tweet that was believable enough that nobody questioned it, according to sources

>>167529282
That's what cancer and the treatment do to you.

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post yfw In Memory of Gabe win 1 for da NA

>>167530274
Let's be honest about In Memory of Gabe for a second:

>Whalrus solo
Potential here but unproven
>>>Cynosure jungle
Terrible player relative to other pros
>Hurriwind mid
Notorious choke artist in Smite, he tilts whether he shows it or not based on how personally he takes everything that goes on in the SPL
>Snoopy ADC
He's good but not the best anymore
>Eonic support
He wasn't good with TSM and he won't be good here

>>167530740
>>167530740

How about our boi Nika playing fucking ADC now? Like what are you doing, why would a good solo laner play adc

Of course looking at his team I'm expecting them to get fucked on the regular in the SPL if they manage to keep their spot

>>167531186
Look for MrSt3fan and Dodo to make an impact, but if they can't carry this team it's in trouble. Still, Spring rosters like this happen because orgs can prep for later splits with more money and see who's worth keeping on

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>tfw you want the poorfag gems but have no desire to actually play

haven't played in a while
wtf happened to nemesis? she seems shit now

>>167530274
I play all my matches in the memory of Gabe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u9vlj8CgS0

RIP pupper

I build Spear of Desu on every mage now.

Fuck this piece of shit game.

Sorry Shadow. I'm salt as fuck.

a fed Ares is tons of fun to play.

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>>167534745
I know the feeling.

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Happy Shazbowl /smgen/

;_;

>>167536826

Does it look like we give a shit? Fucking Tribesfags I swear

YOUR GAME SUCKED ASS

Thats why it died fucking idiots

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you get to spend the rest of your lifetime with the goddess of your choosing
who you pickin

futa also does not exist in your lifetime

>>167536826
[ ] Not told
[ ] Told
[X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] Cash4told.com
[X] No country for told men
[X] Knights of the told Republic
[X] ToldSpice
[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious
[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told
[X] Told King of Boletaria
[x] Countold Strike
[x] Unreal Toldament
[x] Stone-told Steve Austin
[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told
[x] World of Warcraft: Catoldclysm
[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon
[x] Battletolds
[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl
[X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo
[x] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare
[X] Pokemon Told and Silver
[x] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of Told
[X] Rampage: Toldal Destruction
[x] Told Fortress Classic
[x] Toldman: Arkham Told
[X] The Good, The Bad, and The Told
[x] Super Mario SunTold
[x] Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time
[X] Toldstone creamery
[x] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour
[X] Super Told Boy
[X] Left 4 Told
[X] Battoldfield: Bad Company 2
[x] Toldman Sachs
[X] Conker's Bad Fur Day: Live and Retolded
[x] Lead and Told: Gangs of the Wild West
[x] Portold 2
[x] Avatold: The Last Airbender
[X] Dragon Ball Z Toldkaichi Budokai
[x] Toldcraft II: Tolds of Toldberty
[x] Leo Toldstoy
[x] Metal Gear Toldid 3: Snake Eater
[X] 3D Dot Told Heroes
[x] J.R.R Toldkien's Lord of the Told
[x] Told you that ps3 has no games
[X] LitTOLD Big Planet
[x] Rome: Toldal War
[x] Gran Toldrismo 5
[x] Told Calibur 4
[x] Told Fortress 2
[x] Castlevania: RonTold of Blood
[x] Guilty Gear XX Accent Told
[x] Cyndaquil, Chicorita, and Toldodile
[x] was foretold
[x] demon's told
[x] http//:www.youtold.com
[x] Tolden Sun: Dark Dawn
[x] Tic-Tac-Told
[X] Biotold 2
[X] Toldbound
[x] icetold
[x] Told of the Rings
[x] James Bond: Told Finger

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>>167537040
Scylla.
You get a never aging loli that you can spoil and sink ships with.

Are we being raided by salty Tribes fags?

>people buying tons of FP

For what purpose?
I hardly played in S3, took a 3 month break, and still got all the rewards.

>>167537040
Izanami.

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This is by far one of the worst MOTDs I've ever played.

>>167539052
dump smug folder pls

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>>167537040
>futa also does not exist in your lifetime

then whats the point

>>167540685
k

http://www.mediafire . com/file/rprnju50riewbbc/Smug.rar

>>167541165
decent desu

>>167539052
I hope you know the anime where all your smug is from, anon.

>>167541927
What exactly are you tying to imply Anon?

STOP FUCKING PICKING MERCURY REEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE ALL FUCKING TRASH WHO ULT INTO 5 PEOPLE DIE AND SPAM FOR HELP
AHHHHHHHH STOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>167542201
Ironic anime fans are the worst is what I am implying.

>>167542253
I really wish they'd integrate golden bows passive into mercury's passive.

>>167542358
Well I've sadly seen probably everything in my folder, with the exception of a couple of shitty harems.
And Pokemon, because I don't like Pokemon.

>>167542783
I forgive you because harems and pokemon is trash.

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>1 more victory until I get my pity gems
>player DC's 5 out of the last 6 games
>the 6th game we had a rama that had 5000 player damage in a 30 minute game