dota 2 /d2g/

>Zero meme early

is it dead?

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I bring anaymay

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>dotards

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Sheever!

>>167382396
dumb skeever poster

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>Reminder Anime has no characters, but rather archetypes
>Reminder Anime's animation is cheaply made, so it can be mass produced
>Reminder Anime panders to Pedophiles-in-the-making
>Reminder Anime """"""""""""plots"""""""""""" have the subtlety of being punched in the face
>Reminder Anime will never produce an original work of Art
>Reminder Anime can't stand up to Western, or Eastern even, real art forms

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nth for ppd

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>>167382532
Is it possible for Anime to go back?

Why is Weaver the cutest bug and best doto husbando?

>>167380463
>new numbers
but this isnt the case, some talents are utility for example chaos knight lvl 25 talent can have a stun that pierced spell immunity because fuck bkb and fuck jugg

and some heroes are left out of the meta depending on what utility talent if an utility they get, and how early.

the rest of your post is top tier and I can not find anything I disagree with.

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>>167382854
DUDE

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>>167383035
>weavers hands

is this the dude trump was making fun of?

I just feel sorry for pos5 players. You never get to play a play-making hero (other than Rubick).
You never get the credit you deserve because your offlaner, mid, playmaking roaming-4 or carry will always overshadow you.
Die first. No kills. Most exciting thing in the first 20 mins is warding.

>>167382797
Not while they keep making shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epS6bcJcDIc

>>167383035
WEAVE

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>>167382396

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what do i do? I was the ds

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>>167382396
gross skeever poster

>>167383592
Why hide the avg MMR?

>>167383592
>dat razor build
>pudge buff
>ODs late hand of midas
>wtf is kotl building
>the radiant feed

Why would you want to expose the fact you are a 2k shitter?

>>167382213
adelaide?

>>167383592
pick a hero with a stun, faceless should've been farming offlane, you should have picked a second support, witch doctor would've synergized well with faceless as you can put your ward next to chronos

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>>167383035
female nyx is best nyx

>>167383165
but my aoe stun is golden, plus i can ks for days, heals, etc

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so how good was this Boris kid from wanteD?

>>167384352
boris mah boi

>>167384352
He was fucking awful the first game and a half then he shifted to Universe mode in the second half of game 2.

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>lifestealer is good for ONE patch
>valve decides to make him useless
GG bitch

>>167384994
+4% spell amp
on an ADC
gg
+20 health? looks like a typo

They need to work on all these filler talents

Am I the only one who thinks that darkmoon is fun

I strongly dislike the demoralization that techies bring with it

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Thats a cute OP, have a cute kot

>>167384994
it should be 25 ms at 15

>>167385310
no senpai i like it, haven't played any ordinary dotes. just dark moon.

I actually ran into idiots who couldn't beat Dark Moon.
They got fucking Midas. 2 of them. And of course they were south american.

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>tfw no orc loli hero
DOTAAARDS

>>167385981

I just played one DM game as furion. I was going to troll after the chicken but lol, they were so committed. I was carried hard by those peruvians. Techies strat is like cheating.

I'm willing to pay a big buck to murder someone I just played with. I know where to hire assassins but I don't know how to figure out who this person is just from his steam profile. Any tips?

I beat DM without techies abuse
AMA

guys if reddit starts liking lacoste will we denounce him?

>>167386330
That's not hard at all. I'm this guy >>167385981 and my Techies was complete ass, kept dying and was useless against the Invoker.

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>>167386458
never

So now that all the /pol/tards have eaten their tendies and went to sleep, what do you think is the most broken hero of this patch?

I think it's a tie between MK, Luna, LD and Xin.

>>167387024
the nigga king ;p

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>>167387024
WE

>>167387024
MK is fucking retarded if he gets a good start but I think LD is far more annoying, that retarded range with lance and the movement speed, fuck him

>>167387024
>Underlord+HotD is balanced

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>The game calls them a sanctuary
>Casters call them shrines

DOTARDS?! XPLAIN

>>167387347
cute!

>167387347
>no

>>167383165
what habout SD?

>>167387024
>this deep dark obsession with /pol/

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I was the WK

What went right here?

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>you are maxed out
>you have all the items needed to finish the game
>you are about to engage the enemy and wipe them out single-handedly

What song is playing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bwfm7-uNS4

>>167387881
Sniper right clicked, and enemy tiny was downs syndrome

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>>167388164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Aauep0VWs

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>>167384994
>+4% spell amp

Stop reminding me how awful valve's balance decisions are, I can't breath!

>>167387881
Dunno, you had a good start with radiance but you didn't go blademail mjolnir for some reason??

>>167388561
Oh so you won because invoker abandoned and you haven't allowed 3rd parties to view your match history.

New player? Welcome to the dotard club.

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Can we all agree that TI4 had the worst Grand Finals of all the TI's?

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>>167388896
Ye

How's Doom?

>>167384994
This isn't real

will valve immortalize ppd by making into a hero?

I think we can all agree that he deserves this.

>>167388840
Fuck off 2k mmr retard

>>167387347
The games calls them shrines.

Sanctuary is their ability. When you see someone say beware Doom: Doom you don't suddenly think he is called Doom because that is the ability name do you?

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Is it possible for me to grind up to at least 3k MMR?

https://www.dotabuff.com/players/169179307

offlane is the most patrician position

literally goodMid

>>167389153
But he is called Doom, so you tried to make a point and it wasnt a bad point but shitty execution. HoTs[spoiler[or League?[/spoiler] calls them shrines and the vebage of their ability is shrining which is what the casters have said during the last pro games so far this patch.

>>167389316
You have to be losing on purpose to get an MMR of 1

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>>167389370
>Shrine
>Two camps I can farm
>Bounty rune spot just for me
>Can bully the enemy supports and steal their bounty runes
>People at low/mid MMR don't know how to tri-lane efficiently

Only downside is it's harder to block the creeps so that the wave meets near my tower than it is with mid.

>>167389602
also
>you can singlehandedly win the game if you do well
>if you dont there are almost zero expectations for you besdones not die 5 times in lane

How come every time I pick AM my team feed Pudge and we lose by 25 min?

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dotards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odchiPqgXCQ

how do i an professional dotard?

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>>167390494
If you actually gave a shit you would've known about that show weeks and weeks ago. low energy, low power level baka desu

>>167390856
What? This is old news.

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>play with bots after fucking around in demo mode
>i have unlimited gold and the shit i buy gets added to my inventory without a courier or being near the shops

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>veil blademail dagger luna

what the fuck DOTARD
WHAT THE FUCK

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Reminder that we coulve had this if not for third world subhumans with wooden PCs

>>167391664
you're welcome |:-')

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>>167388164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5UvARrLgnU

>>167391664
I'm sure it will find its way into the next SF arcana

>>167391664
Stay mad :v

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>>167391664
Upboated hehe

hontrash hehe

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>>167391664
wait what happened?

On 2 or 3 days I got a level up on my Battle rank just by logging in the game. How come that isn't happening anymore? Was it a bug?

where can I find people to play with and participate in all these low level leagues and tournaments (bellow 5k)?

>>167392074
they didn't award challenges and other stuff

>>167392186

So that was just them catching up on something with an update? The battle point log had nothing listed yet I still got level ups.

>>167392272
yes

>>167392109
adelaide?

>>167392109
a-adelaide!

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>>167392109
what is this adelaide meme

>magic damage ember

Just fucking remove the 25% magic amp talent for FUCKS sake

>ppd doesn't even practice
>still manages to beat dc

Really fires up them neurons.

>forced into semi-retirement by team-ruiner and his mates
>become CEO of the org and stream stuff all day
>bring together a ragtag team of T3 players + Qo
>beat the TI runner ups who have been together for half a year
>go back to streaming The Witcher 3
Goddamn I'd be so fucking mad if I were Misery right now

>>167392521
slut?

>>167392756
DELETE THIS REEE

>>167392756
adelaide is not a slut

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>>167392568
really.... activates my almonds

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>>167392568
performance enhancing sniff sniff

>>167392521
I never had any intention of watching Love Live, but I'm sure the gay attention-whoring anime avatarfag that you all keep enabling has ruined it for me forever.

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>>167392960
no one cares

>>167393004
ironic post/10

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>>167393035
?

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Only 9 inches?

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like this post if u ever gone for a walke

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>>167393497
subbed

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>>167391664
>copying HoN raze
baka

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>/dead2g/

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WELL BEGUN IS HALF DONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zc__SYqw44

ee is such a fucking clown lul

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>tfw no PPD hero

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This game is not fun anymore.

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>>167394957
Learn to create your own fun

>tiebreaker match
>your idiot captain plays his worst mid hero
>your shit carry plays a hero that was nerfed like 5 patches in a row and is horribly out of meta
>your offlaner plays without silence dispel
>your pos4 plays a greedy semi-core
>you're surrounded by weebs everyday
>no salary
Being SVG is suffering. Hurts even more to know you'll never go to another lan this year

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This general is SO FUCKING SHEEEEEET

>>167393702
My hat's off to you, thak you sir, time to fap, have a nice day, cheers.

im scared to play ranked
my last games were completely gifted to me
>enemy has jungle luna
>one loss not recorded due to server crash
>enemy luna abandons after 2 deaths to monkey king in 15 minutes
>enemy pudge talking shit from minute one and feeds intentionally after one failed gank
forced 50 is going to hit me like a truck in my next game,i dont even want to know what its going to be

>>167395253
I'm just picking Ogre and laughing my way into 3k
forced 50 is a meme to make shitters believe in destiny or some shit. If you feel bad, don't play; if you are choking, then play super simple and don't risk your game with stupid plays.

>hey guys I g2g in X minutes let's win fast

Is this /the/ surefire way to lose a game?

>>167395848
ye

>>167395843
>weeb calling another weeb unfunny
el oh el

>>167395915
Not that guy but pretty sure the other guy is actually japanese

>>167395953
no

>>167395953
nips dont play dota tho

>>167395253
next game:
>you get matched with a 4stack : tiny,bane,kunkka,io
>bane sleeps you and tiny tosses you into enemy tower
>at level 6 kunka gives io X and he relocates you into enemy base

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>>167395953
>>167395915
you guys curious about the match?

>>167396149
>Disable help
>they can't grief me at all

>>167396181
im gonna hunt u down & kill u

>>167396181
no, fuck off

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>>167396204
>tfw mid qop gets on mic just to shit on people so after she gets her aghs instead of her getting any kills I spend 30 minutes xing her with kunkka and an aether lens/blink dagger in my inventory while my team ironically won even though it was a 3v5.

never underestimate autism

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>>167396357
You're a sick puppy.

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>>167396354
>>167396341
ok

>>167395037
NP has a chance to get to TI or at least Kiev right. DC is getting a direct invite so they wont be in the qualis and surely they can beat Wanted, coL and the occasional peruvian team.

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Who here /merlinistrim/?

>>167396204

tiny still can toss you, this is allowed because of the nature of toss: DH would be to op because that would ensure almost perfect "full damage" or back tosses in the middle of the brawls

>>167396609
Too busy watching BSJ working through the 5 stages of grief after how bad Freedom has been shown to be.

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>bsj practically crying on stream

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Apologize

>>167396919
>>167397683
>TWENTY MINUTES BETWEEN POSTS.
Damn gulag would die if someone wouldn't intentionally keep it from dying.

>>167396032
Clearly you have never played on US west 4k rated games

>>167391664
why not a giant middle finger instead!

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>>167397954
I'd been saying it since last summer that /d2g/ is turning into /scv/ and that the only time threads will be big is during major tournaments, but inbetween it will just be a general of shitposting.

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Princess Lanaya is like an angel.... a well hung angel.

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>>167398162
>tfw Dotard May Cry

>Sub-only BSJ chat
God damn he's a salty faggot

>Accidentally find music that you fall in love when you open up youtube and check recommendation list out of boredom

wev lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGTxqhSN8bE

>>167397954
>last thread only came alive because of God Emperor Peter
hmm

>Build HoD on any hero
>Win
Hmmmm

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>Hype guy got married
>Nobody cares
This is sad desu. Where's the Reddit post bringing this attention?

Page 10 bump

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>beats an established tier 1 team with a ragtag bunch of literalwhos

How does he do it?

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This guys feels like a wins lanes loses games hero, but he his winrate is so high - what am I missing?

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>>167398691
>Loses games hero.
I don't think you understand how to play DOTA 2. That hero is pure bullshittery.

Farms like a monster.
Damage out of the ass.
Survability with aurabuilds is retard tier.
Amazing ultimate.

the fact that other skill does % based damage
and the other skill can ROOT MULTIPLE TIMES

is fukcign suTPTUPID

.gif unrelated but its so hot

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>>167398691
>Make mek
>Run at towers
>Just tp out if you're in trouble

>>167398623

>QO
>the chink god
>literal who

>>167398691
Difficult to push against
Utility disable
Anti-carry passive
Versatile ultimate for escaping bad fights or split pushing
Once two supports die in a fight he can start running up and cockslapping your carry with the damage bonus
Can farm utility items like Greaves and Pipe and Force Staff, so fuck whatever team fight plans you had he will negate them most of the time.

>>167398691
>be Lord of Pits.
>buy Headress.
>Become unstoppable god of pushing.
It's that easy mate.

I haven't had a real life friend in a decade.

>>167398823
you are not a cute anime girl

>>167398949
same desu

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>>167398572
>I hayped her like no one before

typical manlet delusions.

>>167398005
weebs aren't nips

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>>167398967
It starts to sort of grind one's mind to be silent for so long.

>>167398572
who

>>167399026
what do you mean?

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nighty night dotards

>mski straight up lost this
lol

Our guy Waga is streaming.

>12 minutes from last post.
dead
as fuckl

i'm afraid when i come home from banging gf thist hread is dead

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>tfw no lewd hobbit hero
DOOOOTAAAARDSS?!

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>>167400167
uh HELLO?!?! LEWD!!!

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>>167387024
>hurr muh /pol/ boogeyman

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>>167400241
Stop sexualizing skeletons.

>>167391664
>(you)

captcha: whitening good

>>167400525
When you stop embarrassing us with your wewuzzery, Varg.

>be lina
>entire team dived and killed by techies
>only one with bb
>buy back
>pudge and terror blade coming for our mid
>1 tower left with ancient
>techies and TA in base
>defending ancient from megas
I chose to defend instead of diving
we lost
should I have just went in?

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>peter demolished a tier 1 team with a bunch of literal whos
second coming of Jesus? second coming of Jesus

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>mfw 4k5 again

i cant wait to EAT more retards

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>>167401436

>>167401607
not depraved enough to enjoy the ahegao

save yourself while you still can

>>167401437
Are you the anon from the other day showing his ~4.3k acc with monkey king and techies as last 2 games played?

>>167401863
Yeah that's him.

Ah well at least he's better than tiago LOL

>>167401607
I didn't know ONE was such a pervert smdh tbqh

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>>167401437
>>167401951
Well then gz anon! Keep going until you reach 5k!

>tfw no cuckolding hero

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When do the GOOD teams play?

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what did he mean by this

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Ever get tired of winning?

>>167402272
he can't keep getting away with it

>>167402272
honestly how does he fucking do it

he's been playing witcher 3 and other random games for like a month, comes back and shits all over dc..

>>167402272
Why did misery let Luna through twice?

So what exactly what the idea with making priorly instant effect spells turned into a projectile?

Making everything dodgeable for more 'sick' plays?

>>167402469
I have no idea why icefraud made dk stun a projectile, he wasn't even a good hero to justify that massive Nerf.

But yes it was done for the epic wodota blinks

>>167402549
DK feels a lot better now, minus that stun change.

Has talents that give him actual DAMAGE and his level 25 gives him a FREE +24 armour and HP regen.

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Singsing is streaming dotards

BIG

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>tfw realised most times I've played well is from the enemy team being bad and not me being good

>>167402743
GUY

>>167402771
FOR

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What game will you move to once Dota finally dies? its going to be sooner than you think

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how is he always so right bros

@167398162
there's no kshitters so d2g will always be 1000x better than scv

>>167403114
>finally
>implying it isn't already

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>>167403114
I'm already watching cs:go, the superior esport

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>peepeedee single highhandedly saving dota 2 once again

thank you god emperor

>>167403114
I never got to around to playing the Souls series, so i guess that

kek did bulldoges gf just spill the beans?

>>167398438
Hey, if you're still here, check Santaolalla out, I think you'll like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9iQ0pcSVIM

>>167403946
where

>>167403981
@sinneddonut

>>167403946
you're like a few days late

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>>167401863
yes that's me

>>167402009
thanks desu

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POST PEEPEE

>>167404021
where

>>167404131
is he a manlet or is it just an optical illusion?

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>bulldoug already gave her a black eye

no wonder she's leaving him

>>167404105
At what MMR range did you calibrate? How long did it take you?

This invoker is bonkers

>>167404212
Look at the desk for reference, you would have to be sitting on the floor to use it

You know why we haven't seen lebanon posting his usual bullshit?
It's because they range banned AT&T phone posters so he has to post PPD related shit so he doesn't get banned on his static IP

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>>167404230
i calibrated at 4k2 and i can easily break through 4k3 by 3rd or last picking.
the grind didn't take that much long.
I only play when im on mood. most of the time after doing any of my relaxing hobbies.

the only time i played worst was after the energy drink just a day ago wore off.
my arms are so weak and my head feels so heavy but i still insist to play dotes.

>>167404504
How's your heart?

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>ppd can dominate dota in his spare time

>>167404213
>giving pussy to famous streamer on the other face of earth
>must be true love

>>167402767

>I'm able to take advantage of the enemy mistake
>Therefore I'm bad

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I LOVE PEEPEE

>>167404213
he probably beat her with his cock

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>>167404570
i'm feeling alright :3

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>"why don't you play ranged Lone Druid, it's much better"

wtf has happened to my favourite hero. this is filthy

>>167404748
She looks like a trap though. And she's covered in disgusting tattoos. Her body proportions are shit.

>>167402919
You

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>go to other boards
>post things
>everyone gets furious and pours in youvotes

is d2g just jaded and immune or is it that easy to get (you)'s on /a/ and /v/

>>167404504
You should probably get more sleep anon

>>167404774
What do you think of Gabriel dropout?

>>167404807
We've survived thousands of /pol/ raids.

>>167404807
no d2g is just dead

there's like 4 of us here right now

>>167404774
whats wrong with your heart
you shouldn't be playing dota you know

>>167404841
>raids
silly redditor

>>167404807
>or is it that easy to get (You)'s on well known autistm boards
I'm curious how you're even surprised.

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>>167404861
its because i'm used to dead threads i think

good bait only gets 1-2 yous on /vg/ but will get 15 on other boards

>want to play mid
>all heroes are just bad versions of magic damage ember

>want to play support
>all supports are just bad versions of riki, pudge, ogre or pocket monkey king pick

>want to play carry
>all carries are bad lunas or bad druids

>tfw no *teleports behind you* hero

>>167405035
LITERALLY anti-mage one of the most iconic dota heros

he literally even does the autistic running with haste ruins and would totally say "nothing personal kid"

>>167405069
>he literally even does the autistic running with haste ruins and would totally say "nothing personal kid"

That would be no leg day demon of double hells

>>167405014
Ahhh, the high MMR range, where the only gratification you get from the game is by sharing your e-penis points

>>167405103
good point but it's his brother and the autistic apple does not fall far from the tree

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>>167404860
i dont know but my body feels so light and active today and i havent taken any "performance enhancing" kind of stuff. and i think i would never do

and oh! a small headache.
>>167404860
its cute! you should watch it

>>167405208
what kind of performance enhancing stuff do you take

>Play ranked
>3 games someone abandons before first blood
>2 games someone abandon after first blood

Am I in the shadow pool or is weekend dota worse than I remembered?

ey homos, could you give me some quick rundown of tips for the blood moon thing?

I played one game so I have a very basic idea but it went horrible

>>167405014

All off laners are bad underlord
All roamers are also bad pudge or monkey king

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>>167405208
Yuru yuri is cute! And remember that akari is best girl

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really engages those rons

BULLDOG ONLINE
ULL
DOG
ONLINE

>>167405323
Manta mjolnir medusa for round 10.
Disrupter leshrac juggernaut +1 strength hero of your choice are good picks. Build big items that do lots of damage. Don't build small time shit because you WILL get 6/5 slotted by the end. Pick up all bags of shekels like a good goy. The final boss of round 15 is a huge 10k mmr invoker in the middle of the map. Don't aggro him but stack 150 proximity mines as techies on the left side off the map (cast range talent+aetherlens) and they'll stack up on the cliff. Ez one shot. Otherwise the invoker is literally unkillable.

>>167405323

>THE OFFICIAL LIST OF GOOD HEROES
Juggernaut
Disruptor (15k+ gold level 10 with medusa and lesh)
Medusa
Leshrac
Axe
Dark Seer
Bloodthorn

>Fun but weak tier
DA TUSG

>Old and busted good tier
Underlord
Winter Wyvren
Tiny

>Still works but is unfucking believably boring tier
Techies

>Honeypot Tier
PA (literally BadJug for any level that matters)
Legion Commander
Bristleback (stomps on levels that aren't the issue)
Ember Spirit
Gyrocopter
Battlefury in general
Hex

>Literally reported tier
Storm Spirit
Venomancer
Witch Doctor
Shadow Fiend
Treant

>>167405323
Always go for the heroes first and not the cannon fodder.

>>167405238
dope shit nigga or any caffeine but only if im desperate for that mmr. i can do decent plays without them

>>167405326
NO

>>167405527
Battlefury is really shit. By the time you get 2 of them on ember, the wave clearing levels are already over and you need more single target damage lmao. This game is weirdly designed.

>>167405462

It is possible to beat him normally. It really requires getting all the gold you can and juggernaut to have spins to revive the heroes that matter

or you can just shit mines as techies for 10 minutes

>>167405527

I forgot to mention zeus is FUCKING AWFUL STOP PICKING IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>167405586
Why do you take dope? That's not good for you.

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>our last pick pos1 is slardar, gets kited in every teamfight and is irrelevant
>goes dead silent for the last half of the game and blames nobody but himself, just quietly accepting us flaming him

i wish he had listened and grabbed another carry

i am so sorry fishman, you should have just picked something else

>>167405323
>THE OFFICIAL LITERALLY UNLOSABLE TIER
Leshrak
Axe
Furion
Medusa
Techies, provided they never fix the exploit

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>>167405586
YES

>Shadow Demon
Fucking Christ, when are they nerfing this shit?

I just won a game where we came back only because of me disrupting their PL and wrecking more havoc than he did with us, and getting towers with our AM's illusions.

>>167405614

You need waveclear if you want to beat invoker legitimately to kill the fucking forged spirits as an afterthought. But gyro is too limited by cooldowns and the spirits tend to space themselves all over the place for ember to be of use
Literally the only two AoE heroes you need are Lesh and Medusa to shit out magical damage since he has no resists, and physical to kill his summons.
The other 3 heroes are purely to keep those 2 alive but jug is probably absolutely necessary since he has spins on command to revive during LOLNADO spam.
And if you have Medusa and Lesh, then Disruptor is basically the only support you need, especially since you can farm 15k+ gold at level 10.

So you have exactly 1 hero slot to spare. It should be tank and if that is the case, then axe almost always wins. I've seen LC ults do big things that last level but cooldowns are again the problem.

>88 posters
>270 replies

dead game

>>167405527

I can't decide if venomancer is more useless in the regular game or dark moon

Why do female streamers have to use webcam to get views but male ones stream without them and do just fine or even better

>>167405810
Invoker is impossible to defeat without the techies bug

>>167406001
There are no good female players, so you have to watch for the tits

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>>167405671
i only take them when i'm desperate.
i got 6 winning streak without them just now and i think i would never do.

>>167405724
yes...NO

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What do you ironically think bout dark moon? Is it saving our game?
I love it and I had fun getting free hats and killing creeps which are my two favourite things desu. I was always a farmfig.

>>167406041
Why would you even watch a female streamer just for the tits? Are people this stupid?

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this chrome extension that let's you block entire games and single channels from twitch is pretty based desy

>top channel is mtg
>no hearthstone to be seen
>dota everywhere
>no league or csgo shitting everything up
>some variety stuff popping out for when nothing interesting going on in dota

>>167406018
Nope
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2971412429

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when did you grow out of dota?

>>167406083
Not sure if saving our game, but going back to the old style of playing a non-P2W event with friends and earn free shit while also having fun is definitely a nice touch.

I'm also happy with the loot I've gotten from it. The Ember set from the Winter Treasure is so fucking good.

>>167406076
What kind of drugs have you used to gain mmr?
How did they improve your gameplay?

>>167406108
>Chrome.
Why are you using a botnet?

>>167406083
I mean, I like it, mostly because of the free hats, but it's only a temporary solution to get people to log in every day. The game's going to go back to freefalling when the hat dispenser ends in 2 days.

>>167406001
They use what ever assets they have that give them leverage.
There's a reason why most male dota players don't use webcam, simply because it would hurt their viewage, due to the fact that they are hideous, and paired witht he fact that most of the top male streamers are boring as hell i.e. no personality they wouldn't have any stream.

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>>167406076
YES! Just accept it nerd
And dont do drugs, anon, please..

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guys I'm dogshit at support should I just learn support because my mmr bracket doesn't ever play it or just pray someone picks a support

>>167406140
>storm talents
>jugger took health over dmg
?

>>167406275
Learning it can be pretty fun, so I'd advice you to do it.

Which loading screen is the lewdest?

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what's the best carry in the game and why is it terrorblade?

>>167406285

That's right. You can beat invoker even with people occasionally succumbing to retardation.

>jugger basically a revive bot
>storm spirit in general

Thats right even YOU can get the emote without shitting mines with techies like an autist.
You won't get top times, that HAS to be done with techies right now. But its 6 minutes off from those records.

The problem is absolutely people buying shit items. Bloodthorn is always better than hex unless you already have it. battlefury is a shit item. Satanic and skadi, like in the normal game, are better hearts. Etc. and this was with random pubs mind you

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wtf I love dark moon now.

These are actually good sets for heroes I play, thanks Gaben.

DEAD THREAD

DEAD GAME

Is it possible for alchemist to do anything but become a gold pinata for the enemy team?

first time beating dark moon and it's with 4 randoms instead of my stack of friends, only one right click dps, doing my daily a few hours before it expires, and with a lesh that tried to ragequit the first 4 rounds

>>167405462 >>167405527 >>167405545 >>167405701
thanks lads

is there a round limit, or does it keep going till you lose?
on wave 15 on my second game now, as underlord, with lesh, jug, axe & pheonix
seems to be going pretty well

guessing we'll lose to invoker because no techies

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>>167406227
don't worry, i'm not thinking of taking once again.
i am satisfied of my plays today.
i also dont like my body becoming so weak afterwards.
>>167406168
i wont be that much specific but it goes like this...
i will become dramatically faster and better that day and once it wore off, around maybe 25% of experience during the games while i had the boost will become natural to me.
its somewhat like that
i dont tolerate you though

>>167406076
LMFAO you take dope? What the fugg dotards

>>167406923
>is there a round limit, or does it keep going till you lose?

Unlike previous events, it is possible to "win" this at level 15 by killing Dark Magus. You get bonus points for doing so.

>>167406898
The addition of lesh made it possible to beat this without exploiting.

>>167406898
no techies meme shit either
>>167406980
i didn't think he'd be so good because i'd figured he'd go oom fairly easily

>>167406760
Become the GoodXin with radiance veil mjolnir pctarine bmail

>>167407018
>i didn't think he'd be so good because i'd figured he'd go oom fairly easily

You build octarine, euls, and bloodthorn. With veil and hex that is usually 50+ mana per second which is enough to keep ultimate on permanently (aghs is a trap, dont buy it)

>>167405527
bristle is literally god tier
venomancer is actually quite good made it to lvl 9 with complete retards (i defended two lanes)
Witch doctor is alright, has heal, stun and maledict
ember should be literally reported tier

Does it actually matter how far I pull the lever on the event spin?
All the way down always seems to give me a darkmoon treasure

>>167407152
>bristle is literally god tier

He's bad axe on Invoker level, which is all that really matters. You literally cannot shit quills out fast enough to matter.
>venomancer is actually quite good made it to lvl 9 with complete retards

No he isn't. He's fucking awful. The wards are immobile and have completely shit scaling. And his ultimate is garbage later when you have a lesh shitting out that damage every 6 seconds forever.

>Witch doctor is alright, has heal, stun and maledict
The only purpose of "supports" in the mode is to net you as much gold as possible during bonus rounds. And Disruptor is absolutely king with Kinetic Field.

hi pls give me a (You)

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>>167406935
Thats good! Just remember, say neigh to drugs

I want to gift myself (my other account) a weekly battle cup ticket. Can I do it ?
I've searched and tried and I just can't find the option for a "gift". I can only trade it after 7 days.

>>167407256
your reward is determined the second you let go of the lever, anything else is just for show and to tease you into thinking you ever a had a chance at success, just like real life

>>167407332
there u go
(You)

>>167407515

>literally forgot enchantress existed
As did everybody else in dota apparently, lel

>>167406935
What's the name of the dope you take?

how to play phantom lancer?

>>167406160
I have that set too. I don't know how to play ember though.

>>167407678
he need scepter now

>>167407678
rush urn of abandon

Can someone tell me how to build ember in dark moon?

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So now that the /pol/tards have been grounded by their mothers, who is the sleeper OP hero of the patch?

For me it has to be Troll warlord.

Liquid vs NIP.

>>167408175
for me it's the :darkmoon_chicken:, the best fast food sandwich

Liquid vs Nip now