/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>167373424
Bounce? We're bouncing now.

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Hello new bread, It's me, ------CATOWER------
I just wanted to let you all know, that um, i love you all, like like like, rawr status you know? like <3

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Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3lDVmUKeOY

>>167373702
Anyone know what up coming events are in the pipeline for dis dank gaem?

>>167373685
I miss you

>tfw no PS2-gen style classic range of cars for GTA V

>>167373791
More inconsequential 'double' money and RP on adversary modes no one cares about

>>167373791
DOUBLE UP OR QUIT
DOUBLE STAKES OR SPLIT

>>167373685
>-kazzii- has left.

Good riddance.

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xth for 2160p and the savage

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Dear Rockstar FAGGOT,

Why are contact missions not rebalanced to compete with CEO and MC DLCs?

>>156006762
>>156008074

Sincerely,
(((Eliminated)))

>>167374224
Posting this every thread isn't going to make that fuck come back.

>POST FAVOURITE SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mufLblWDobE

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>>167374224
why rebalance old content?
sucks ass since alot of those have more story and cool shit like variety.
they went out of their way to nerf those to shit paying more the more time you took to complete it

>>167374595
http://youtu.be/QQdPiBvpCdE
http://youtu.be/EDVrTYW2l84
i play these when im speeding down the long coastal freeway during sunset

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>tfw multilingual

>>167374595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErYAGQZs8e0

>>167374595
https://youtu.be/H8YHplnn60U

>>167374060
why would you want that? gta iv cars were much better, vice city was shit compared to it i terms of vehicles options

>>167374595
ost is pretty good desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArA3bkumvoI

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>>167375196
I'm talking about the vehicle appearances. For example, make this the "Cheetah Classic", and so on.

>>167375447
looks like the Coquette

>>167374595
CHANGE OF COAST, CHANGE OF HEART... AND I... I KNEW IT FROM THE START, YOU HAD A CHANGE OF HEART.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf0WbeOXRyY

>>167375618
a c6 corvette and a testarossa aren't too similar lad

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>>167374595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ZPSxHgKmw
AND I RAN, I RAN SO FAR AWAY.

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>>167375618
No. Are you really a bus rider?

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>>167375618

>>167375784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6CLx8dNiv0

MORE THAN THIS

>>167375952
>>167375784
>Not the superior choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nL_klyKvJM

LAST NITE A DJ SAVED MUH LYFE.

>>167375952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrdfPxxVErU
god damn i wish we got more era gta's

>go to sell a bike to make room in my garage
>keep getting an error every time I try to sell it
>something something inventory or catalog price incorrect
>restarting does nothing

What the hell

>>167376181
It's probably on sale

>>167376228
So, because this shits on sale I have to wait for it to be over so I can get this piece of shit out of my garage?

Dank.

>>167376164
they will never do a retro gta again because you can't sell shark cards with modern hypercars that way

>>167376395
Yeahhhhhhhh

>>167376181
You could just drive another vehicle in and replace the bike, no?

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>>167374960

>>167376558
>rank transfer to a new character
wait what?

>>167376685
if you have a main 120 or over your alt can be made starting at 120

>>167376685
you can start a new character and if your original one is over 120 it can be pasted on to the new one with the max of 120. also you get a free 10 car high end apartment. i got the one in front of arcadia

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>>167375784
>>167375952
>>167376106
>driving along side the beach at night
>passing by all the neon lights
>this comes on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_vXwKwPAx0
>mfw

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>>167376757
>>167376774
oh shit time to get grinding i'm at 108

>>167376886
dude that's just like that final destination movie

I just now found out that the Deadeditz guy updated his menu to 1.27, anyone here know what was added/removed? Can't find patch notes or anything on it.

>>167376774
>>167376757
It's not actually removed from your original and passed over to the new one right, the new character will start at 120?

>>167377119
no
new char is 120, original stays unaffected

>>167377460
NOICE.

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>>167377589
okay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTenMJW04C8
Won't you call me, call me? / No time to hesitate, we must communicate / Yeah, call me, call me / Won't you call this number now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ChuBfGh-j0

Step it up, lads.

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>>167378424
stop it you're giving me nostalgia

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>source vehicle, get a Reaper
>stand around in my office for a moment
>all of a sudden, mission failed
>the vehicle was destroyed
What the fuck?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ep3_95TICo
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Vice city has best radio

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>Friday night
>no one on

>>167379234
I was just on, but no one was on so I logged out.

>>167379234
Well the game is ded after all.

>>167379234
People with actual lives are out doing normie things.

>>167374595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3hlRULLzDU

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Nice update

No one on and servers are still shit

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what the fuck lol

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>>167379827
...

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>it's a "some nigger blocks the track for several races in a row while nobody votes to kick or reports him" episode

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Okay game.

Anyone doing missions or shit? I'm bored. I want to play.

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>>167380218
we fixed it.

>>167380268
We're in a lobby for PC.

Attack Buzzard worth getting or should I invest in some dank special vehicles for the supersecret bat cave?

Advanced Rifle or Special Carbine?

>>167378617
If it was like 5mins a player may have stumbled across it and destroyed it for lulz.

It's weird, some vehicles are destructible and unlocked the moment they appear, while others like the stunt jump can't be fucked with in any way until they complete the jump.
>counter-hydra a jet shitter
>nail him on the first pass, strafe him a few more times and he leaves
>wondering what I can do before I crash/ditch
>there's a few bounties running around, time for some easy money target practice
>blast a bountied CEO in Vinewood Hills
>"you have destroyed vehicle cargo"
>wat
>[autistic screeching] in chat
>recognize the location and realize he was doing the sneaky key grab when my strafing run nailed him and the car

>>167379387
this im kind of tired with my sleeping pattern i currently get tired early

>>167380438
Go for the Buzzard while it's on sale. 25% is a nice discount. Spawning one as CEO is a priceless ability.

>>167380034
>host race, turn non-contact on
>watch all the niggers attempt to race for thirty seconds before sitting in the middle of the track because they can't be niggers anymore

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>>167381047
>be Nero Custom with 100% armor
>shitter in a rented fluorescent pink X-80 tries to ram me at the start
>he bounces back down the track like a ping pong ball and takes out half of the field

Contact races can work out fine as long as you bring the right tools.

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>>167374216
>savage

>>167380456
Yes

>>167381047
>full lobby race
>myself and a few others are shouting for non-contact
>absolute madman does it
>cars stop dead in place and become corporeal when the driver leaves
>race becomes a minefield as ramming niggers ragequit and slavs lose connection

>>167380703
It was almost immediately after I sourced it. Somebody must've been RIGHT next to where it spawned and decided to be a cunt. This was in a session with only three other people, too, so the chances of that shit happening would have been low.

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I'm so bored.

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>modder spawns an invisible building that blocks the entire main access road to vehicle warehouse
>because a modder did it, it remains between session so you have to completely restart the game to get rid of it

>>167375791

>my attempts to drag /o/ vernacular into this cesspool of attention whores worked

Social engineer reporting.

>>167382601
Read a book.

>>167382601
WITH THE USA

>try to initiate a few deathmatches
>no one joins
>start a custom track playlist
>no one joins
>try to host the set $$$$DUPLE XP N CESH$$$$ adversary game modes
>a few people join but leave because its not loaded.

God damn. I remember a time when I could pop in a lobby loaded with people and have a blast on a random deathmatch or race. What the fuck happened? Freeroam Dickery is fun and all but i want to do something else for once.

>>167382739
Shit pay.

>>167377725
Just one more question, other than just the obvious 'play the game's what are the best sources of Rep?

I'm currently sitting on 82.

>>167382929
Helping a CEO with crates used to be great, quick RP, but running cars has mostly replaced it.

>>167382698
Not really, I've been off and on /o/ since about 2012.

>R* has lowered the value of pre-modified NPC cars.

Actual Jews.

>>167382601
Hi So Bored, I'm dad!

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>it's a "random is too afraid/stupid to put hard difficulty on easy as fuck missions" episode

>>167383454
I joined a Vans invite out of boredom last night, and I didn't realize until the end that they'd set it to easy. I probably had a similar look on my face.

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>>167382709
>>167383396
:(

>>167382739
Rockstar keeps adding stuff to do in freeroam so people stay there, because that's where all the stuff to buy is.

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Grass don't even have 4k textures.
Literally unplayable.

>>167384114
I could recommend a book, if you want. Reading improves focus and memory!

>>167384426
I'm bored of reading books.

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No way to control it
It's totally automatic
Whenever you're around

So 7th gen is having support dropped soon? Does this mean the online on PS3 won't be protected by big brother Rockstar so everyone can freely use menus again? Apart from freezers it sounds like it might be fun, definitely more fun than vanilla GTAO.

Cat?
More like
Cute!

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So, any of you guys want any of the older cars to come back to GTA V? I personally wouldn't mind having the Admiral or the Feroci.

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>>167386673
I'd love to drive an Esperanto.

>>167386673
I want all of the IV cars back, V is massively lacking in moderately old shitboxes driving on the roads when that was one of the things IV got right.

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>>167386673
>no understated speed demon ricebox

>>167388360
>tfw there's no such thing as understated in video games because if it's at all good people will constantly shout about it
i just want to drive sleepers, fuck

>>167374216
You have to wonder what sort of America it would be when literal terrorists masquerading as criminals fly around major cities in Russian military hardware

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>mfw guy using BP helm, body armour, BST and explosives has a worse K/D than I do
>mfw he gets his jet when I go into passive due to not wanting to deal with his nofun bullshit
WEW.

>>167386673
Didn't gta 4 have a hatchback futo? If rockstar added that they could totally over price it by making it a Benny's car and having a livery that puts Japanese on the side.

>>167388665
The same kind of America where as soon as the authorities lose sight of you you are completely deleted from their records.

>>167388360
>>167388602
my niggas
this thing was amazing

>tfw full 4 full car collections, and don't trust anyone to not dent the cars, or fuck something up during delivery.

>>167388948
>Retard Speaks

>>167388602
>tfw the $50-100k it takes to mod out average street cars in Online would make virtually any car a rocket ship IRL
>in game they're still shit
Why couldn't they have made it so pretty much any modded car was roughly on-par with sports classics so they were at least fun to drive? Especially stuff like the Warrener and Rebel, both of which are underwhelming to put it nicely.

>>167389431
It would be nice if they made classes based on overall performance instead of just 'well these all are sports cars so they should drive together'.

>>167389431

I mean you kind of got that with the Sultan RS.

>>167389181
Man that would be a good name for a club or organization

or a band

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>>167388194
Ideally this would be the case, but it seems Rockstar is more concerned with adding supercars than regular cars; which is too bad because the most fun cars in IV were the shitboxes.

I'm happy that they brought back the Faction, and I am also happy that the Primo got great treatment. Here's hoping that the IV cars get brought back in.

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>>167386673
pop up headlights for me please

Think they'll do anything for Valentine's Day this year?

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DLC when?

>>167380456
ADVANCED

*CHANTS DPS LOUDLY*

>>167391913
what if you're already playing a black character?

>>167389797
>gets put in a different class
>isn't competitive in said class at all

It would be decent if it was still in sports but it's outclassed in every stat by other supers.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0SwlMohRng

>>167392140
Obviously you do the blacking

>>167392749
yeah but it's a female character and honestly i'm not that into the /gtag/ trannies

>It's a gook skid episode

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>>167392795
Just strap-on some white boys.
Here's a list of good ones.

Blater.
Denzen_Dazo
Catower
Aralich
Green8mile

I wish we could get male gigolos and then go for some beach lovin'

>>167393323
Are the rumors about blater's cock true?

>>167393379
Biggest dick in /gtag/ for sure

>>167393395
and the smallest balls

>>167393379
It's a very good looking dick.

>>167393426
pause

>>167393426
Fuck how good or bad it looks, I am only all about that size.

>accidentally kill a gtag
>session left meme

Sorry to whoever that was lol

>>167393908
It's not all about size anon. Yes he has a very long dick with a respectable girth. No pencil.
BUT a dick being good looking can always be a plus, even if it's small.

>>167395024
like a feminine penis??

>>167395024
It's big but bent. It's like a giant boomerang.

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>Eagles
>Vultures
Choose one. You will literally die if you choose both or reply without choosing either.

>>167395571
Vultures. I know you're looking for a name for your shit org or MC. Both are shit.

>>167389797
For a million fucking dollars, instead of the standard modding fare

>>167395487
>bent
I must have missed the threads between when that image was posted and the reveal it was blater's, but holy hell dat dick.

>>167396245
That's not the same one, that was a britfag's. Also blater is hairier, and bigger.

>Need to go take a shit.
>Sit my guy down to watch TV so I don't get kicked from my empty session thanks Rockstar.
>At the start of Kung Fu Lazer Rainbow Force.
>Get done and come back.
>Intro to Kung Fu Lazer Rainbow Force is starting back up again.
Either that dump took way too long or these TV shows go on for too little time.

>Selling cars with a buddy
>driving both like a champ, no damage
>suddenly the entire traffic is switching lanes, cars crossing at supersonic speed and crashing into us with no survivors
What did J* mean by this?

>Personal vehicle went AWOL for no apparent reason
What do?

>>167398756
Whistle for it

>>167382601
who is that cutie

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I have Benny's Banshee, Benny's Sultan, Benny's Elegy, Benny's Comet, Benny's Tornado, Benny's Principe. I am at peace.

>>167374595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHdsznaSdYA

>>167399865
Really enjoying the Elegy Retro Custom lad

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>>167400225
This car is perfect.

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>>167400273
Tried to make it look exactly like the Calsonic R32

This is what I imagine.
>New Heist comes out.
>Some new character or maybe Micheal are the planner for the mission.
>The big score is priceless art from art museum.
>Set ups include rounding up equipment...
>Set up where you have to steal high tech hacking device.
>Stealth into the building. Steal paintings.
>Strap them to your back or one guy holds them.
>Depending on how fast or slow you did you avoid this rival heist team (could be other players or NPC.)
>Hack the subway car thing to escape.
>The rival team chases you.
>If the rival team can't be killed cops come into the event.
>If you killed them all you make it the warehouses and get paid.

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Glendale is comfy
COMFY

>>167399865
The principe.. Not sure what one that is but, that sounds very nice.

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>>167401290

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>>167401226
>New Heist comes out.
keep imagining bro

>>167401226
>Michael
>planning a heist before he meets Lester again

No my friend

>>167401321
Is-Is that the principe nemesis upgraded by benny or some other motorcycle.

>>167401763
Diabolus

>>167401808
Makes me want to get one.
I wonder how it fairs in races?

>>167401832
Oh god it's awful, it's not very fast, and you can't wheelie.
It's a beautiful bike but man, it's very mediocre.

>$2M
>Buzzard
>Turreted Limo
Which one do I get bros

>>167403965
Buzzard

>>167373424
I requested an invite to PC GTAG
My name is clarakisu

>>167404193
I'd invite you but there hasn't been a fucking promotion in SIXTEEN YEARS.

>>167404193
same here, sc tastybabe
was away for some time but got tons of shit to grind now so eh

>>167404474
>half the people that could dont even play this shit anymore
>nearly everyone is in muscle now

>>167403965
>Extremely useful fast attack helicopter with miniguns and homing missiles
>Armoured limo which is able to withstand 2 explosives with a minigun only operable by a second person

You tell me

What is the best chopper bike?

>>167404879
sanctus

>>167404717
>>167404193
Gotcha

>>167404879
for speed, nightblade or sanctus

For fun and tricks, the cliffhanger

But honestly, all of the choppers are pretty cheap and you can buy almost all of them for the price of one supercar. Get any of them you like the look of.

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>>167405514
many thanks

My best car is a Custom Elegy and I'm looking to get a better car.

I am running vehicle cargo missions and got the chance to drive the Tyrus and it's a damn fun car.
I haven't tested it too much because I didn't want to risk destroying the car but that turn speed is something I haven't seen on a car in GTA before.
How do the other Super cars compare?

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I just ask R* to add more classic not Sports Classic cars from past. It's LA, ffs. Even the game shows up old times theme. I don't want another concept-cars or Aston-Martin. I sick of them

>>167406751
Well, i guess if car's cost higher them 1 mil, it have traction like Tyrus and etc. If less 1 mil, supercar are absolutly useless.

>>167406751
Beware, crashing is an important part of the tyrus. Like the re-7b and the x80, its super light and will get stuck under stuff, and it gets tossed around and slowed down by light poles and other stuff super easy.

Tyrus is similar to these cars. These are the cornering kings.
Handling over everything (regular supercar weight): ETR1
Balanced: RE-7b
Speed: Tyrus

Entity (grip), FMJ (turning radius) and turismo (planted as fuck) are somewhat similar and have much better top speeds and acceleration.

>>167400273
Put some tuner rims on it.

>>167404028
>>167404793
>not trolling him into buying a turreted limo
People like that are asking for it.

WHY are there no actual black dress shirts? They're all "charcoal" or some other low quality colour.

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Why does the default (renko) skin work but everything else custom installed crashes the game? Pic is my skin.img file

>>167408218
???

>>167400273
why didn't you put custom tires on it?

What's the best way to gain RP? Heists?
I'm tired of being sub-100 and having things locked.

>>167407949
both are armed and they're similarly priced, just got an office and i don't know which one is most useful

>>167409660
>helicopter or a car
>don't know which one is most useful
Come on, lad.
This is common sense.

>>167408218
Nevermind this, tried some other skins and it worked.

>>167409626
If I remember correctly crates are pretty good rp and decent $

>>167409660
You want to chase down the valkyrie with your turreted limo or the buzzard.

The Advanced Rifle is overrated and the Special Carbine is better.

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Post muscle cars

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>>167411728
sabre turbo custom is nice

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>>167411559
How so? GTA guns are pretty much just linear upgrades that just progress up to more and more powerful weapons.

>>167412843
bretty good

>>167412843
What's this got to do with GTA?

>>167413287
probably has a penis or somethin

How do you take ingame screenshots without them being just black?

>>167413287
brucie is in the background

>>167413429
stop being a cuck

>>167413287
I think it's some kind of method to stop the thread from dying and archiving by bumping it with attractive half-naked girls and incite the lonely autists to talk.

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>>167411728

>>167412318
its cool. wish it had a non hydraulics option with the classic stripes though

also, have they fixed the regular faction crashing into every curb in the game?

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>>167413957
Just post Annie aka NullProphet

>>167413957
>dying
>in vg

how retarded?

>>167415432
Go fuck yourself, the dying term was referred to the lack of activity and people not posting on this general, don't be such a faggot about it.

>>167415713
how retarded?

WW2 FIGHTER PLANE WHEN

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>>167401642
>Michael will never be in GTA O

Kind of a bummer really

>>167414421
>also, have they fixed the regular faction crashing into every curb in the game?
Now why would they do something as simple as changing the hitbox by a few mm?

>>167416592
Then it would clip! You know how RS hates clipping.

Unless it's a pistol with a suppressor or a heavy revolver clipping through the kuruma armor on the window. That's exempt because fuck you kuruma shitters are RS' favorite customers.

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>>167378241
>tfw I've had this song in my Self Radio playlist from day 1

Top tier Sabre cruising music then, top tier Sabre cruising music now.

>>167411728
Hopefully GTA6's trucks and muscle cars will actually be able to do wheelies

and have more of a purpose and distinct feel in general

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>>167407129
The Deluxo seriously needs to come back.
Also Cheetah Classic but ONLY if they give us a motherfucking topless version too. Pic fucking related.

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why didn't you start fist fights inside the Malibu Club while Automatic played?

>>167418219
>Playing as Claude in VC
You're ruining my precious GTA lore!!

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>>167411728

Does anyone know where to find GTA-inspired cars similar to the Ruff-Weld Comet from the Tuners & Outlaws fan trailer or fan-made Cheetah Classic?

All I can find on the gta5-mods vehicle sub-section are real-life racecars and supercars ripped from Forza, those look terrible and out of place in GTA.

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>>167411728

>>167421035
Is that the sabre turbo rebuild at benny's?

>>167421035
is Shorty black?
or is he actually a girl?

a name like "shorty" is kinda weird

>>167414886
she's not as disgusting as I imagined.

I know that import export was supposed to be the last update for gtao, however I think that there should be 1 more; pay attention any lurking devs.

The "I want to ride my bicycle'' update. What is it?

Upgraded bikes; so like the race bike, except you can further upgrade it.

This update doesn't even have to be much work, you could just make bikes upgradeable at the lsc and add paint jobs.

It would give a reason for the bike to exist and patch up a few items in gtao that have very little reason to be here.

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>>167421184
Yup, converted the first car I got in GTAO into it. Sabre always gets 90% of my gametime in ever gta, cept 3 which I used the Diablo Stallion for most of it.

>>167421375
>tfw I picked out the name back in the 90s when I was a short kid and just never changed it.

I feel old now, thanks.

>>167421551
>I know that import export was supposed to be the last update for gtao
How can you know something that's wrong?

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>>167411728

>>167422021
I read somewhere that it was supposed to be the final based upon the fact that the development team has shrank to work on read dead 2 and other r* projects

>>167422331
That was some literal who blog that had no idea what he was talking about (he actually thought GTAO had been running with a full dev team since release) Rockstar has said they are going to continue support.

>>167422460
Oh right, my bad, but still I want the bikes to be a thing, to fix issues like bikes being invisible in the big rack in the garages

>>167373685
fuck off melanoma face

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>>167423147
I refuse, but thank you for giving me an easy reason to post.

also good morning /gtag/

>>167423545
Series B heist when?

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>>167423631
lmao never
>jewstar

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>>167423545
>Fun cut out of the picture
How could you be so cold?

>>167423967
Sorry, they're too busy working on projects that people actually want

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>modder joins the session
>all players instantly have christmas trees and ufos spawned onto them, moments later forced out of their vehicles into a dance animation

>>167424064
I don't know why it does that, I think it's because my aspect ratio is 4:3

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>>167424138
And people keep welcoming them with open arms because MUH FREE MONEY DROPS.

>>167407129
If the retro customs are any indication, they will. They can add retro modifications for the Turismo and the Infernus for example.

>>167424138
>>167424449
One was spawning his own copies on me that kept dying, was he retarted or do I not udnerstand something?

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>>167424638
No, he was just trying to bog your system down and be annoying. That's the whole point of their crap is to grief.

>>167424638
They can crash your game with those copies. Probably the only thing they can do that really bugs my buns.

Trip Skip is currently unavailable. All players must have previously completed this Setup in order to access Trip Skip.

>>167424832
A modder tried to do that to me once, he ended up crashing himself,and then all the copies died so I ended up with 20k,a fully upgraded sports car with a chrome finish and an angry modders friend (who I killed)

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>>167424832
>have SSD, 16GB ram, i7 4770k and GTX 980 Ti
>mfw any situation that normal people complain of "bogging down their system"

>>167424770
Bikes are like Frisbees.
It's all fun and games until you accidentally throw one onto the roof or into someone else's yard.

>>167424449
I was just in a lobby with some guy saying he'll pay with PayPal or paysafe for money drops.

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>login
>already have script kiddies
cmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

>>167426559
are you a natural redhead?

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>>167425278
>tfw SSD, 16 GB RAM, i7 4790K, GTX 980
>tfw consistently get under 80 FPS in Online on medium to high settings
why

>>167426559
Reminds me of the time I found like 5 jets in my garage. Oh and all my cars were jumbled around.

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>>167425278
>>167426685
>tfw raid 0 ssd's, 32gb of ram with ntsf junctions for gta5 files to be inside a ram disk, i7 4790k at 4.5 ghz at 1.2v (better then a stock 6600k), titan XP(ascal)
>tfw 144 fps on 1080p and 60 fps on 2160p

pic related, my gpu so hot, burning my in game character.

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>>167411728
TE37s look good on anything.

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>>167425494
Yea, trying to get them down is its own adventure too.

>>167426063
So he's basically just buying a friggen shark card, except the money is going to children/slavs/Chinese. Should have screencapped and reported for solicitation, they'd ban his ass.

Anyone want to team up for done CEO work, I have a full garage of vehicles to deliver, I'll reciprocate in kind.

>>167427415
I would have but all my SS in this game come out black.

>>167414886
>that manface and manbody
Don't try and tell me that's supposed to be a woman

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>>167427534
Are you using shadowplay for screenshots or Steam?

>Still can't change what pistol is used for suicide animation
>can't get rid of old guns
>you will never kill yourself with the pistol 50
why live

>>167427713
Neither. That's most likely the problem.

>>167427121
I'm not gonna bother going above 60hz 1080p until 4k IPS is like $200.

>>167426559
Is that your "hooker" outfit?

>>167428007
Join the 144hz meme race

>>167427415
>>167427713
>those recoveries
Straight outta MvC.
GTAG fighting game when?

>>167426559
Well null, you look a little more human now, but you're still ugly, try again

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>>167428108
Show me an affordable 144hz IPS

>>167428235
Not him but is there a way to change how your character's face looks? I know there was that one time when you essentially started the game but that was it.

>>167416424
>spend the mandatory 3 million for basically a mallard or duster with machine guns
>fly for 0.2 seconds before being shot down by a twitchy homing launcher user or jet fag

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Post your character wearing extravagant outfits

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>>167427830
Yea, at least get something like fraps for taking screenshots if you're not comfy with steam or can't use shadowplay.

>>167428117
When I get free time, I might make some GTAG sprites. Bit of a hobby of mine.

>>167428235
I don't know what you're talking about, I think she looks hot.

>>167428007
>>167428108
>>167428278
I'm getting this when it comes out.
http://edgeup.asus.com/2017/01/04/rog-pg27uq-intro/

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>>167428474

>>167428556
>>167428042
pls reply

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>>167414886
>>167421403
>>167427549
winky face

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>>167428474

>>167428308
100k to change apperance in the clothing menu
Looks like null will have to empty his bank account

>>167428729
That...isn't so bad. Good to know; thanks.

>>167428729
>>167428805
Wait; sorry, I am an idiot. Do I do this at my apartment or at a clothing store?

>>167429068
in the Interaction menu under Style

>>167428692
helo i am man from india pls post pusy my family get aranged mariage we sex many long night forever me pleasure yes you love many!

>>167421859
but are you a white boi, a hispanic, a blackie, an asian?
cmon boi tell us, we dont mind

>>167429146
Thanks again.

>>167428692
please stop, you're as generic as any other asian, you're not 'cute' in the same way actual attractive girls are cute.
also that nose, just stop trying to hide it, we can see it clearly.

>>167428692
WAH WAH WAAARIOOO

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>>167429282
I'm a Canadian who lived half his life in the friggen mountains. Statistics should tell you the rest.

Why do you care so much?

>>167429715
it's fun finding out about our popular players
so you're a big burly man who made his wife? that's romantic

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guys guess which gtag i am
pic is me IRL

>>167426559
that pussy fire

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haah waaw

Any PS4 players wanna help me grind heists? I just found out you can't transfer characters from PC to console so I'm starting from scratch.
PSN hubbsey_

>>167430905
stop being poor

>>167429821
please be real

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>almost done with PacStan with some randos
>3 waiting for the last guy to parachute in
>one of them keeps playing around with his flare gun
>actually hits the guy and he falls to his death

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>>167429715
>that crafty

>>167431147
>not just stealing a riot and then driving down to the boat

In all seriousness though that sounds pretty fucking amazing

Friendly reminder that these people exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLByR_Q6yPM

>>167432004
what the hell did i just watch

>>167432004
I'd rather you didn't remind me

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>>167432004
I'd goddamn kill to be in a session with these guys when bully-time starts. Especially if they're trying to film something.

>>167432004
Who are they anyways? Are they in /gtag/?

Post heist or setup failures you haven't seen (yet).

>someone shooting at merryweather after delivering the emp
>destroying the van in the first pac stan setup
>crashing the plane in the first prison break setup

>>167432434
these things are clearly filmed with some kind of mod
Otherwise they wouldn't get those animations
>>167432509
No, and thank god for that

>>167428436
>implying homing missiles aren't easy as fuck to dodge
I'm sure a skilled player could take down a jet as well.

>>167431513
I'd like to see you do that now.

>>167431513
didnt they patch the riot truck strat now tho?

>>167433457
They 'patched' the ability to go into an apartment and grab a better car like a Kuruma.

>>167433457
Yes.

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best way to make $ in freeroam?

>>167434080
car sourcing obviously.

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>>167429821

i love you ---------CAT----------

>>167434080
your'e mom !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>167429821
which platform?

>>167433586
no they ALSO patched the swat start I think

no more truck spawn on that one street

>>167432674
I did see a guy shoot the Merryweather truck in the Pacific Standard setup.

>>167434282
pc obviosuly

>>167434080
spamming pac stan glitch with a group that doesn't consist of a friend who wants to show that he can do all the "hard" part of the heists only to fuck it up and then back out and watch fucking youtube

seriously guy just let me fucking do it reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>167432004
>tfw some guy I work with is in one of these
>he tries to talk to me about bikes and "cruising with his gang" because I ride a real motorcycle
The delusion is incredible.

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>no decapitations in the newer GTAs


explain

>>167434175
shit you just reminded me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTdrLC3nqhw

the voices aren't perfect but holy shit the anticipation

I bought the cargobob. Can i only lift cars?
Is there some trick to open the back so i can drive a car in it? It would be kinda gay if i could do shit with such a big chopper.

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I found a thing.

>>167434790
probably dropped by a modder
did you try interacting with it?

>>167429821
1 car for each nostril

>>167434790
Egg sighting.

>>167435058
I shot it a bunch, just rolled around.

>>167435154
did you try walking over it?

I like Paramore and i male. Is this wrong? I only enjoy the music.

>>167435325
fuck off aesthetic faggots
that subculture is the worst i've ever come across

>>167435264
yea, just rolled around when my feet hit it. Some random AI ran it over, same thing.