/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

white and based

When will we get a ck+eu /gsg/ with pops?

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Based

>>167299312
>>167289415
>>167291854
Please help. I just want a comfy memoslavia game.

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La Plata

>>167300201
Put everything on AI and watch. Pretend youre in a constitutional monarchy and they lock you away in a tower until they need you to sign a paper and thats what the events are.

>>167289415
>>167300201
>Comfy
>3.88 million pops as Croatia
>Comfy

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Based Erdogan

>>167300470
t.urk

>Venice isnt completely overpowered
These sea jews are going to own the Byzantine empire in a few dozen years along with Egypt and be on their way to India. Im making so much money I litteraly cant spend it without being wasteful.

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>>167300448
Made me shed a tear tbqh lads

>>167300456
To be fair, you kind of need millions of African pops to get soldiers as a minor country. His native provinces might not be able to man a single brigade! My Greece game was like that for a while.

Later he can release the colonies as dominions.

>>167300328
>Put everything on AI

I'm pretty sure that isn't possible unless you're talking about playing as Switzerland or Hawaii or something. In that case, I wouldn't be able to get any events.

>>167300550
Turks are based

>>167300832
And white from those 1000 years of slaving the Mediterranean.

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Will Vicky 3's POPs be better or worse than Stellaris' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>""""""""""""""""""""""POPs""""""""""""""""""""""

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>betrothed to my cousin who is also my guardian
hnng

>>167301015
This stereotype is bizarre. The target audience of those products is self-hating white people.

>>167301331
the target of those products are the morally and culturally dead middle classes and the gradually gentrified lower classes whom are essentially drug addicts

>>167301058
try not being a pedophile and ask again

>>167301180
Change your character to a meme culture

>>167301468
haha...meme...lol...dam 4cham has the funniest jokes

>>167301619
What is this kind of irony called? There's so many layers i can't keep track any more.

>>167301448
What exactly is your point?

>>167301448
>not being a pedophile
feck off steamcordplaza

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>nearly 80% efficency
>top 3 trade nodes are completely under my control
>50 gold a month from trading and only gets higher as blobs form
>balkins and Constantinople trade zones will be eaten by my Byzantine vassals
>they give me 50% trade
>I keep all major trade provinces
This is going to get retardedly high once I can add in India and China... My record was 112 as an African custom minor feeding off China and the Spice Islands.

>>167301853
how the fuck

Reminder that Dixie is the only part of America worth saving.

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>>167301853
Am I the only one seeing this? Any idea?
>>167301948
I pull in around 30 gold into Bosphorus, where I own the major trade nodes, then the same to the Balkins then to my major trade node. End up with around 48 gold then the efficiency boosts it over. Need to kick out the leeches but other then that its fine.

>>167302032
>dumb enough to import enough niggers to nearly outnumber the hwhite population
ehh technically nah.

>>167302112
Not in my state, at least.

is there a temporary fix for eu4 ai being permanently in debt?

>it's a yohan spams the thread with cuck memes because he remembers trump won episode

>>167302298
That sure is a genuinely friendly looking black male right there, yep.

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how can a single country be so white and so based?

>>167301448
>>167301619
>>167301919
>>167302298
>>167302616
samefag

>>167302098
i was talking about the thumbnail

>>167303186
Yea was wondering I have no Idea what happened. I dont even know what that picture is let alone having it on my computer.

>>167303361
It's a bug that used to swap two pictures that were posted at the same time. I think now it just picks one of them and uses it for both posts. Used to happen a lot a couple years back.

is this the actual thread

Ah, shitposting time, my favorite part of the thread!

So Africamod died, right?

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Ottos are fucked, war by war I will take everything that they own then I will go into russia.

>>167304517
>not using ToT or atleast a flatmap mod
Come on, lad, it looks fucking hideous.

fuck africamod

fuck africa

africa

>>167306046
What would germany be like today if willy didn't sperg out and listened to bismarck?

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>>167306046

>>167306348
>Nuremhora

>>167306201
The world would unironically still be good.

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>>167306201
>WW1 is Willy's fault
>When all he did was honour Austria's call to arms
>Which was due to a Serb nationalist killing literally the only person in Austria who didn't want to go to war with Serbia
Heh nice meme you got there kiddo *tips pickelhaube and walks away*

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>>167306705
Willy went full retard ignoring Bismarck's strategy of isolating the French diplomatically. Russo-French alliance is literally the worst-case scenario for Germany. He also ruined Anglo-German relations by trying to build a fleet to challenge them at sea because for some reason he thought they'd be cool with that since they were cousins.

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>>167306705
He did pressure Austria to declare the war tho. But without turning this to an /his/ discussion i'd say the war was more or less inevitable anyway. Every major power at the time was arms racing till they were armed to their teeth.


+ i have a hardon for willy

>>167306201
What would germany be like today if hitler didn't sperg out and accepted the second concession given by the British?

>>167306705
He should have dismantled A-H himself and annex the german speaking lands.

Reminder that the Umayyad Caliphate was the scummiest Caliphate.

>>167306918
>He did pressure Austria to declare the war tho.
How? I thought he simply gave them a free hand in the matter? That's the complete opposite of pressure.

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r8 my allies lads

>>167306964
I never got why Bizzy didn't do this.
>more powerful united
Well, they sucked militarily, but even if they didn't, grossgermaniums would still have megahungary to back them up.

>>167307420
>I never got why Bizzy didn't do this.
Because he was a Prussian nationalist, not a German one. He wanted Prussia to be the dominant German power, not Austria. He was right too.

>>167307528
>implying an austria BTFO'd by Prussia wouldn't still be Prussian hegemonic

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>tfw you will never send rhodesians to the moon

>>167307850
>losing supplies
it still hurts..

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>>167307420
>>167306964
>>167307528
>>167307837
>le irl diplomacy is just as easy as in my liquor baron simulator memme
It was in the Hungarian leadership's interests to keep the AH compromise going due to their dejure territories vs ethnic makeup. What would happen to all the other minorities of the empire? Slovenes, Croats, especially Czechs would certainly object to GrossGermania for a variety of reasons. And this isn't even getting into the potential Habsburg/German leadership objections, or the fucking international response.

>lol just go to war with Austria again and annex them by force theyre a pushover no biggie lol what could go wrong?
>why didn't Bizmark manage to form grobdutchland by 1851? I did it fucking ez xD

>>167307850
game? or mod?

ded

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fuck evil nazi DRUMPF and his Russian buddy Putin I'm going to fix this right after I've dismantled Germany, they only have like 180 score since the French forced them to capitulate

>>167308347
neither

so this is it. the end of /gsg/.

>>167308347
It's East v West - the greatest game that never was.

F

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>"""accidentally""" hit the Jew
>he's my court doctor

Welp, did I fuck up lads?

Should I disappear him before friends of his arrive in town?

>>167308674
Augh, those new icons look hideous. Please tell me that's a mod.

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>>167301948
>>167302098
png gif-alike

You're being memed on.

>>167304241
Germany has beeg can...nons!

>>167302098
>>167301948
>first time seeing the ol' thumbnail switcheroo trick

HELLO R.EDDIT!

>>167308820
It's more likely that the thumbnails got switched with another post.
It's a known bug that's been around forever.

So uh.. Favorite Italian dish?

mmm really makes you think. civ general is dying. gsg is dying. total war is dying. why is every single strategy game dying guys.

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>>167309515
This

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Ahh... now this is much better.

>>167309591
This is just your regular shitposting, every time I enter this thread during morning yuro hours it's always like this.

Prolly americans.

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>>167309693
Fucking epic.

>>167309667
>default meat topping in 'murrica is a fucking sausage

Disgusting.

>tfw Paradox will never ever release Europa engine source code

>>167309798
Pepperoni is delicious shut the fuck up.

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88th for Addie

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>>167270304

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Lads.. why do I have Greek slaves. White slaves just ain't right.

god damn these minors are so powerhungry
im trying to convert the empire back to its original religion and its bloody difficult to keep everyone alive, watch my back for russia, and keep emperor title

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>>167310718
Greeks aren't white.

>>167309851
You're wrong.

>>167310882
I'm sorry my superiority seems to have upset you.

>>167310718
the british had white slaves (mostly irish)

Can the American Civil War not happen in V2? I just noticed it was 1863 and nothing has happened.

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>>167309948

Praise Allah

>>167314350
and his prophet Muhammed

>>167314537
peace be upon him

>>167314573
and his people

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>>167314350
>>167314537
>>167314573
>>167314861

in the name of The Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen

>>167314896
vaya con dios

>>167301180
I like that font, what is it?

What has more FREEDOM
Constitutional monarchy with parliament
or administrative republic?

>>167315184
figurehead monarchy is a good way of keeping power from accumulating in a single person and is thus better at ensuring freedom for the general public in the future.
It does sacrifice the freedom of the royal family though.

>>167315165
>liking the Arumba modpack
>>>/r/paradoxplaza

>>167315165
Stellaris font I think

>>167315184
Anon below you is right. Having a permanent symbolic head of state is a safer option than one chosen every few years by politicians. It allows the actual politicians to govern the country as per normal while giving the ordinary people a symbolic family to take inspiration from in the royalty.

Most importantly, Liberal Monarchies are comfier and more aesthetic than republics.

Reminder that playing as a great power in any gsg game is pathetic.

>>167315354
I'm sorry, please don't make me leave, I like it here in a masochistic kind of way.

>>167315919
Reminder that playing anything other than GroßAlbaniums with a "Muslim breeding rates" modifier and conquering Europe is _literally_ the meaning of autism

>>167309798
What's the default meat topping in YOUR country? Fish?

>>167315860
>>167315295
Then why is America less of a police state than Britain?

>>167316034
>not playing with the albanian fuel mod for the extra challenge
lad...

>>167316161
I was trying to look up a measurement of police state by country but couldn't find any

>>167316448
Britain bans guns and regulates even simple knives extremely strictly. You need ID to buy a butter knife. Police can just walk into your house. CCTV is absolutely everywhere.

>>167316926
and they have a lower incarceration rate, so since we don't have a clear way of measuering it's just anectode vs anectode

>>167317184
If you removed niggers and spics I think you would find a similar incarceration rate.

>>167317375
Would still be twice as big as england, and that's not removing the niggers from england.

>>167317184
See >>167317375

There's also the problem that druggies here have an easier time getting their hands on their fix because illicit drugs are basically Mexico's economy.

>>167300316
w&b
t.beachanon

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>>167316045
I don't know what's the term in english, deli meats I guess? They look like this.

>>167317942
Ham maybe? Ham is actually an extremely popular topping in America, just behind pepperoni and sausage chunks.

Unless that's some kind of bologna-like molded abomination of liquified meat.

>>167318060
Falklands.

>>167318201
None of your people even live there though.

>>167318353
Yeah but irredentism is fun, and argentiniums must be groB

kill

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Cool. Any other objectives from this point? Going to ride it out for Persistent Survivor anyway.

>ironmeme

It feels like it's almost impossible to reform my faith without at least four holy sites

I got three, and from looting churches and building temples it keeps jo-jo-ing around 44, I even won a holy war and I can't make it up to 50

Is there some trick I am missing?

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>>167300086
Soon

>>167319350
>Is there some trick I am missing?
County conquest gives +1 to religious authority.

>>167319243
Succeed where the romans failed and expand into Germany but not beyond the Elbe. See if you can conquer Dacia and while at it most of Hungary and also conquer all of the british isles.

>>167319426
+1 ain't shit I get that much from looting churches and building a temple

Also I'm pretty sure the stuff somehow expires after a time

This is pretty stupid the other two holy sites are very far away in Christian territory, I have no chance conquering that as a tribal and I can't become feudal until I reform my faith

>>167319501
>+1 ain't shit I get that much from looting churches and building a temple
That +1 lasts for the 20 fucking years, lad. It's one of the best ways to build up religious authority.

>Also I'm pretty sure the stuff somehow expires after a time
No shit.

>>167318092
Ham usually implies something with a high salt content for preservation purposes and is usually made from pork and smoked, but the texture is quite similar I guess.

Any update on the Monks & Mystics release date?

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>>167319243

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>>167319604
But how am I supposed to conquer anything when I'm a tribal shitter surrounded by Christian feudals

>>167319734

With the power of Perkele or Odin, ofc.

>>167319605
So what you pictured is not pork or?

>>167319801
My thunder god won't make light infantry any less shit against heavy cavalry though

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>>167319678
>>167319243

>>167319734
>when I'm a tribal shitter surrounded by Christian feudals
It can't be that bad. Post a screenshot of your game, senpai.

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>>167319243

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>>167319982
I have to start over and try to get the authority up earlier I guess

Green is different varieties of feudal Christians, the only other tribal retards I border on live up in Estonia

Basically I send my army in a circle around the border and burn down the same 4 (or maybe more if someone is at war and won't stop me) churches/ temples full time and that's not enough, my authority stays around 44

One holy site is on the island in Pomerania and another is way far off in Rus territory, no matter how many men I raise I can't seem to conquer either

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>that feel when you turn on historical friends for the sake of cheevos

Have I become literally /r/paradoxplaza?

>>167320109
>Rome blobbing into India
pls

>>167319835
Cant you conquest some duchy, make your heir feudal and give him same rank title?

>>167320212
>690 gold
Build Temples nigga, that also boosts MA. It's how Zunists have to do it because they can't even raid.

>>167320212
You can always try raiding overseas or try conquering Finnic pagans up north.

>>167320432
>It's how Zunists have to do it because they can't even raid.
>Not adopting turk culture and getting invasion cb and raiding

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Buy Stellaree

>>167320432
I built five or so but the authority from that expires so quickly that it didn't really do anything

Temples are fucking expensive too, 475 at the chapest

>>167320516
The Scandinavians are all Christian and feudal as well

I guess I need to check if the Finns are still pagans and try to conquer their shit, I don't really want territory up there but what can you do

Conquering Estonia isn't really an option anymore because it became part of this fuckhuge steppe empire

>>167320650
Stellaris wasn't that bad

t. anon who pirated Stellaris

>>167320640
>adopting turk culture
Basically losing the game right there

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My ally actually gave me my claims in their defensive war. Me and hungary BFF

>>167321645
What did he mean by this?

>>167321712
Those moments are the best.

I hate minmaxers who juggle around allies and stab them constanly in the back for 1 or 2 measly provinces.

The game should have a +25 opinion bonus when you reach 100 trust with another nation.

>>167320640
>min maxing in a role-playing game

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>>167321971
>Minmaxing and being a fullblown autist in any game

>>167321971
"switching" to a culture that was basically same doesn't prevent any roleplay.
Blame paradox for being retards with cb.

>>167322707
keep posting progress

>>167322707
Are you on the Moon?

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Help me out lads

According to the Book of Mormon, where did the Jews settle in America?

I'm going to make a custom nation there in EU4

>>167322780
Mexico.

>>167322780
Syrian culture and jewish religion?

Can anyone recommend a mod to lengthen the EU 4 game? Also what map skins is it you guys use for that game?

>>167323251
I think there's a lost culture I can use, or it's in the mod I'm using.

I was planing on setting them up near the Great Salt Lake if I didn't get any answers

>>167323305
>lengthen the EU 4 game?
ENLARGE YOUR GROB EU4

>>167323347
I'm at 1699 with personal unions over a massive Brandenburg and Hungary but fuck knows how you can build the British Empire when colonizing is so slow.

How do people take over the entire world in 4 centuries?

Yes, it's my first playthrough

>>167323323
>I was planing on setting them up near the Great Salt Lake if I didn't get any answers
Seems good.

I'd like the fantasy random new world nations in the standard new world.
Could recreate them with custom nations though.

>>167323559
Pee in it

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So what's the strategy for taking down this big russian menace? Is he not as terrifying as he seems? Can my Austria/Hungary alliance take it down?

I need his land for cheevos

>>167323529
After access to client states and imperialism cb you can wage war against whole world non stop.

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Rate my Aenglaland.

Don't worry, the blob breaks apart into different Anglo Saxon kingdoms the moment the Bretwalda (my current char) dies.
Just helping my people take over some more land before I die.

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What are the idea tiers? Took administrative since I figured that'd be the best one in combination with blobbing+reforming government (muh jihad achievement)

>>167323756
Ally with kebab

>>167324385
Admin is a top tier choice but you're going to hurt for Admin points and early game expansion.

>>167324476
I already got admin since I wanted to reform government early and gt it over with. Now I finally hit admin 7 and was thinking about what next. I was thinking either Diplomatic (no more stab hit, lower province warcost, dip rep), Influence (AE reduction, dip rep, unjustified demands), or Defensive(pretty much all of it)

>>167324113
Conquer our islands.

>>167324595
If you're ahead in military tech then take Quantity or Offensive.

Otherwise, yeah, Diplo, Influence or Trade are the best Dip Ideas imo. Espionage and Maritime are garbage and Exploration is good but probably not for Najd.

>>167324409
Kebab isn't a fan of me, and I'm allied to two of his rivals.

But it seems kebab is cutting him up pretty good regardless.

>>167324385
Nothing saves paper mana like administrative idea group.

Get the first two ideas asap so you get the core reduction cost, after that you may want to prioritize cores, but you shouldn't have much trouble with that early on as manpower, ducats, truces and aggressive expansion should be of higher concerns then.

Offensive, Quality and Defensive will help you a lot in actually winning the wars.

Religious group is good for the cb.
You'll probably convert just fine without it though, so skip it probably.

Imo your first 5 should probably be the three military idea groups I mentioned, administrative and then I'm not sure. Probably economic over innovative, you'll see what you need more when you come around for your 4th idea group. Maybe you're in a position where you can get a lot more out of trade at that point if you just had a few more merchants.

Imo Offensive > Quality > Defensive in order for military idea groups, but it's debatable.

>>167324849
>he's been on the moon for two days straight now

madman

>>167324791
>no quantity
hello?

>>167324849
>>167324732
>>167323559
>>167322946
>>167322707
Why do northern hemisphere beaches look so muddy and shit, or look like the fucking moon?

>>167325758
That's brazil lad and he's brazilian.

>>167325876
No, it's brazil and he's brazilian. One of his photos had mayonnaise and other condiments named in portuguese and his slippers are brazilian

>>167325694
it's not vital unless it's mp and you're playing for score.

>>167325758
>>167325831
>>167325876
>>167325935
He is clearly on the Moon tho.

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Daily reminder Asians are yellow and based

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>>167325831
>That's brazil lad
Brazilian beaches don't look like that at all. I've been there before and they are pretty. Plus they don't use wood sheets like in his pic, they use a special fabric made there whose name I don't remember now.

>>167326125
>Brazilian beaches don't look like that at all.
Yes they do.
>Plus they don't use wood sheets like in his pic
Yes they do.

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Austria is allied to poland

I'm not sure how to proceed

>>167326186
>>167326125
judging from how the water is coming for him wouldn't he not be on a beach to begin with?

>>167326402
THICC

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Wait, what in the fuck is happening, why is he hostile

>>167326505
different sides on the league war?

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>>167326505
WHYYY

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>>167326186
>Yes they do
Are you retarded?

>Yes they do
They use this https://www.google.com/search?q=canga&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiTy771m_TRAhVDxpAKHSfABhIQ_AUICSgC&biw=1184&bih=547&gws_rd=cr&ei=6J6UWIb6McGVwgSV3K3YAg you retarded cunt.

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>>167326569
Oh for fucks sake why would hungary join the protestant league, he's austria and my ally, AND HES CATHOLIC

For what reason could he want to do this. Fuck this guy.

What is this HORSESHIT

>>167325758
Post your beach.

>>167326125
>All of Brazil is the same and all Brazillians do the same things

>>167326676
Why would you even join a league?

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>>167326676
Well I dipped the fuck out of that, the Catholics are about to get butt blasted. France Hungary Spain Ottomans?

I have no idea how the HRE leagues work, This makes no sense to me.

>>167326539
nice writing

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That was a pretty hectic month. I got sent from Germany to China and then back to France, but things should stabilize a bit in Germany.
Absolutely no progress while in China and I don't know how I will do as the germans want me at least 6 months in China and maybe less in Georgia.
But there's still work to be done in the mod.

>>167326676
Read some history, France even though they were Catholic helped out the Evangelical League.

Why would someone automatically support you just because you share the same faith?

Wait till the Ottomans join the League

>>167326676
He's rivalled to Poland and Bohemia.

>>167326823
Well my guess it that its edible, but im not so certain about texture or taste.
Puffballs tend to be bitter.

Unless you snagged it off the treebark in which case its useless.

>>167326852
>Having to be in China
Awful

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>>167326607
>getting the photos for tourists in the far away beaches instead of the normal coast full of cities
Wow you sure proved something

>They use this
And this
http://santa-cruz-do-sul-rg.all.biz/esteira-de-praia-g46683

You retarded cunt

>>167326775
Defending my faith only seemed right as the Teutonic order.

>>167326862
I know why France would join the protestant side, But I cant see a logical reason for Hungary to do it when his only two allies are in the catholic league already, even if his two rivals are in it as well.

It's just silly.

Ottomans are already on the protestant side. Seeing france spain and the ottomans in it made me peace the fuck out.

>>167326852
>1459554263743.jpg
What did you get this from /p/ you lying faggot?

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>>167326852
The place looks like shit 2bh, HPM.

I hope you don't get into situations like pic related

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>>167326942
>going to city beaches instead of the remote town ones
Are you this much retarded? Some pictures like pic related are fine, though.

>Santa Cruz do Sul
>Sul

So everything is clear now, you're in one of the beacehs in Rio Grande do Sul. I've heard the beaches there look like literal shit.

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>>167326852
Are you some kind of steel/resource trader for some company or something HPM?
Why would they send you to gooks if you dont speak Mandarin?
Did you ask some locals for historical input on China/Taiping?

>>167327143
>>going to city beaches instead of the remote town ones
>wow no one like this exists in brazil
>clearly proves it exists
>why would you go there look at my pictures made for tourists and look at this single link
Retard doesn't even understand the point

>>167326824
Ottomans helped a side in the 30 years war IIRC

are we being raided

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>>167326985
It's worse, in some aspects, and it's better in others. Since I don't need to sell or buy anything though, it's not really that much of a bad place. I've been in worse.

>>167327146
Because the chinese want my help and the germans want something out of the chinese.

I'm afraid they are really limited on what they know and a lot of the stuff they know is seen just through the official point of the view of the party. The knowledge they value is really restricted, so nothing I could use on the mod, basically.

>>167328151
>sent to China to help with transition because South Americas is also doing it so they have first hand advisor how to do it
Aight laddie, fair enough. I did that with Central Asia.
Chinese are really a mess,arent they.

Does anyone know what determines which techs you get when westernising?
And also if you release->play as an uncivilised nation which reforms you get?

yeehaw

>>167328941
which game?

>>167328941
assuming eu4, you get all the institutions of the guy you upgrade off up + 75% of his current tech.

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>>167327146
>autist using new world order conspiracy tin foil explanations for a textbook corruption case in government

When you live in an east euro country, you get used to having politicians dragged off in chains. Guess the chinks haven't gotten their fair share of it yet.

>inb4 beachlad is hpm

>>167329308
>>167329352
I meant V2.
You get *most* of the tier one techs but it seems that you sometimes randomly don't get others, particularly Military Staff System and Experimental Railways and I was wondering if there was some sort of system to it.

>>167329626
tfw I think beaches are super cool but my body is skinnyfat

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My little emperor can't be this cute!

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This kills the kraut

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I will fuck ALL my daughters.

>>167328151
Can I give some suggestions for HPM lad?

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Why do my queens always try to cuck me with my advisors?

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>>167330494
r8 europ

>>167330881
Sucking Russian cock/10

>>167330462
>he doesn't have great powers DLC

L
O
L

Milan in EU4.
Duchy or Ambrosian Republic?

>>167331338
Duchy
remain in the HRE and try for emperor

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>>167331338

>>167331338
before consort-regents I'd say republic, but now I'm not sure.

>>167330713
because you never buy the expensive present

>>167332202
nice

I thought they changed the dev map mode so 30 dev wouldn't look so green anymore


revolutionary republic in 11 years

>>167332202
>quality

>Go to war with my allies even if its a tough fight
>They backstab me the moment a strong power DoWs me

Never again

Fuck this jewish AI

>>167332335
It's a good idea group.

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>Member of the Protestant league
>Best candidate for Emperor
Erik, absolutely.

>>167332546
Well the three electors voting for france are in the protestant league


Would've been better if there were some mechanics where france in this circumstance would convert upon winning the league war and becoming emperor

>>167332712
I just wish the war itself would actually happen more. Most times it seems that time just passes and then WELP NOTHING HAPPENED HERE'S FUCKALL.

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Rate my game, thinking of converting to Victoria.

Whats a good HRE nation for a colonization game in EU4? I want to get a few provinces on the mainland and then start colonizing.

>>167333268
>Commonwealth
>Spain
>Ethiopia
What's HRE status? What does the rest of the world look like?

>>167333284
dutch

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>Tfw you lose a coalition war and have to waste 20 years regaining what you lost

>>167333795
at least you aren't save scumming, you're playing the game correctly

>>167333915

I'm willing to be 70% of /gsg/ savescums like casuals

>>167326852
>hpm finally back
How will steamcordplaza ever recover?

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r8 the book im currently reading on big purple blob

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playing as mongols in CKII is downright hilarious
then again also somehow historically accurate


that said thanks to the magic of coalitions a battle like this was only worth 10 warscore

»167334676
You're not even getting a (((You))), you kike.

>>167334521
looks like Sam Hyde making fun of fedora folks t.b h

>>167334679
>png
Hello, reddit!

>>167334734
ironic considering he's a fedora folk imself

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Holy shit, seems like you're not allowed to say no to this agreement. Has anyone played enough CWE to know what it does? Nuclear war?

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>>167334758
>Japanese waifus
>at all close to decadent western women
Yeah, sure. Anyway, Japan was shit until America civilised it, so either way White Europeans win.

>>167334792
I laugh at your third world download speed

>>167335140
I'm pretty sure Genji Monogatari is considered the first novel so there you go

>>167334792
>not having 1.98mb per second at least
Hello, Australia!

>>167334679

>CK2 now has coalitions

Was there ever anything that resembled the idea aside from the Crusades?

Fucking Johan inserting his eu4cancer into ck2

>>167335048
>100 infamy
gee i fucking wonder

>>167335223
>It is sometimes called the world's first novel, the first modern novel, the first psychological novel or the first novel still to be considered a classic.
>psychological
See, I was right.
>"And then the Empress snuck off into the palace with her Japanese lover and.."
>what about the politics though
>"Lol fuck that, you're going to read my erotic novel, not learn a damn thing and pay me for the privilege."

>>167335490
Wait have you actually not read the Genji Monogatari before? What's wrong with you, what are you doing in /gsg/ if you haven't read the big names of world literature?

>>167335357
CK2 coalitions are worse than any other paradox game because it takes you 2 wars to reach 100 threat (think infamy) and takes 50 years to cool down to 0

and as little as 5 causes coalitions

and coalitions can include pretty much the entire world which also introduces another annoying mechanic in the form of locking you at 99% war score if you haven't fought a major battle yet, but thanks to the way major battles are calculated with full coalition its impossible to have one of them (due to total losses being compared to total troops against you so the battle in pic related, a god damn 19k vs 32k with 20k casaulties on their side does not count as a major battle) and countries, due being backed up by a coalition not surrendering at anything lower than 100 warscore

infamy in CK2 is pure cancer

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>>167335191
>>167335250
>

>>167335363
I'm too strong to get screwed over by containment wars anyway so I'm thinking of declining just to see what happens, I just wanted to know if there's a more fleshed out event chain that follows or if it's just supposed to be a game over.

>>167335612
>The tale concentrates on Genji's romantic life
epic

>>167335632
Then literally what the fuck is your problem?
>having capped internet

>>167335682
Genji is a dude, first of all, and second of all it's femsub as all fuck

>>167335801
It's a fucking erotic novel, lad. Women can NOT write about politics because they let their fixation on emotions get in the way. It's the same reason they shouldn't be given a vote. They're erratic.

>>167335140
>America civilised it
And America won both WWs single handidly, """""""saving""""""" Europe, right?

>>167335684
I just think that's it's cruel to our Australian friends.
:^)

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>>167335632

>>167335929
Maybe because literally every novel for hundreds of years had shit all to do with politics

>>167335973
Look, me laddy mate, I don't want your shite arse compressed screenshots here. If ANY amount of bandwidth under 4MB is too much for you then YOU need to fuck off.

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>>167322179
>Afghanis are basically the same as Turks

>>167335929
>it's this shit again
Anon are you really fucking arguing this when the writers of such delights as Black Athena are men and when giant retarded protests like the one in that Cali university were full of men

Finished Two Sicilies

1. UK
2. France
3. NGF
4. Netherlands
5. Belgium
6. Spain
7. Russia
8. Sweden
9. Serbia
0. Argentina

>>167335935
Absolutely, anyone who says otherwise is a butthurt Europoor.
Both world wars were a slugging match and would have gone on indefinitely, but America joined the wat and then that side won. You can't dispute this. MAGA.

>>167336265
mhmm

>>167335048
>>167335639
Savescum and show results please. If you don't like result, you could always reload, but I want to see nuked world.

>>167336198
>post WW2 society
Doesn't count, Jews and communists and communist Jews subverted western civilisation.

>>167336265
WILLY

>>167336395
Anon unforuntately for you, you don't possess the power to turn back the clock.

>>167336234
Turn SA and Indonesia into states

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>>167336395
They did that in 1789

>>167336528
They've constantly tried to do it, Cromwell was another attempt, but it never stuck until 1945.

>>167336262
kys

>>167336528
>implying the US revolution wasn't

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ITT right now

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>>167336683

>>167336683
>Japanese women have jobs and careers
Not /pol/ but there's a surprising number of OLs who literally just take OL jobs while waiting for a boyfriend -> husband
That being said, they usually look for people with stable jobs and are loathe to just sleep around, even if (especially) you're white.

>>167336794
I wish I could get a submissive Japanese wife who I could nurture and fuck.

>>167336683
Reddit has no problematic nasty speech friendo, perhaps your heart rate and blood pressure will remain low if you peruse the contents of that site instead of getting offended here?

>>167337069
And I wish I were a seraphim empyrean. Sad innit

>>167306705
He didn't "honour Austria's call to arms" the Triple Alliance was a purely defensive pact, Germany went into the war purely on its own terms.

>>167336680
The USA was totally irrelevant to the rest of the world until after WW1.

>>167337374

Wrong

After the Monroe Doctrine the US was a major player

>>167337340
War with Serbia was purely a defensive measure in retaliation to a political assassination for the intent of a breakup of the Austro Hungarian empire, to the benefit of Serbia, who has been proven to have been funding the terrorist organization responsible.

As much "blame for WW1" can be placed on Germany's entering into the war as that which can be placed on Russia, France, and Great Britain.

>>167306705

>Willy got dismantled in a coalition war because of austria

Sounds like my EU games

>>167337742
That's really stretching it and is as faux a casus belli as Russia invading Finland back in the day(also supposedly for defensive reasons.
Even Germany and all other nations knew it wasn't defensive, hence Italy not joining AH, Germany knew what it was getting into.

>>167337650
>get blown the fuck out by fucking chile
>major
Hmm

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>>167337940
I meant defensive in the ironic NAP sense of the word but I forgot to post an accompanying picture that would make it more obvious. That being said I'm only being half ironic

I honestly don't see much meaningful difference in whether or not someone was the "aggressor" or "defender" in a war, I only ever see this concept used as a moral red herring to simplify, obscure or ignore the real reasons behind a war in order to "prove" that one's own side was Just, whereas the other side was the big bad evil meanies. See: The Crusades

>>167337742
No it was actually Wilhelm who started the global war by going through Belgium. If it wasn't for that autistic faggot, Germany would have raped France and Russia

>>167338806
>Belgium couldn't have just allowed German troops passage and avoid their own countryside getting rekt
>Germany would have raped France and not get stuck in a E-L meatgrinder

>>167338747
WW1 brought down a shitty world system of imperialism, racism and exploitation while WW2 brought down another bad one and the end of the Cold War yet another. I say good riddance.

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>>167339043
1x Helpful

>>167339043
This but non-ironically

>>167338747
>I honestly don't see much meaningful difference in whether or not someone was the "aggressor" or "defender" in a war, I only ever see this concept used as a moral red herring to simplify, obscure or ignore the real reasons behind a war in order to "prove" that one's own side was Just, whereas the other side was the big bad evil meanies.
t. taliban PRO

>>167337742
It was because willy was a fucking retard and gave A-H a blank cheque

>>167339043
t. Consumerist Pro

>>167339206
>>167339286
>t. pro pro

>>167339043
>implying those things are bad

>>167339043
>>167339186
Tell me, was Africa better when they were living with no buildings, no water, no bridges, no medicine and no roads?
Why do redditors even come here? They have a perfectly good gulag on >>>/r/paradoxplaza

>>167339372
t. not familiar with gee ess gee memes pro

>>167339494
I'm not saying it shouldn't have happened, I'm saying I'm glad it ended, although the process of ending it could have been less bumpy.

>>167339494
Didn't you get the memo? Civilization and high standards of living is

R
A
C
I
S
T

You fucking BIGOT.

t. colonial pro

yeehaw

So has everyone given up on hoi4?

>>167339656
Aah, so you think Africa was fully civilised by the white man circa 1900 and we should have left earlier?
Well then you're even more retarded, Africa isn't civilised to this day, we should have stayed there until at least 2000.

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Plan is to estabilish Oligarchic Republic, gud?

>>167339771
>saying my G-d's name out loud
You are going to pay for this, goy.