/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General -

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Geralt and Triss OTP

gwent ;_;

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>>167289795


also
ranked season rewards
Greybox said on stream, that they got some hints from the devs ~ unique avatars or titles.

>>167290548
That's pretty cool. I'm glad they will be keeping it cosmetic.

>page triss has a cute nose

>>167289795
beta ended?

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>tfw ywn fug ur cosplay waifu while shes dressed as ur vidya waifu

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NILFGAARD HYPE

>>167296208

i probably will desu

step 1 - get gf on dating site like i did with my last gf because i'm too autistic to talk in real life

step 2 - waste hard-earned welfare shekels on cosplay outfit

step 3 - fug

>>167296520
I'd fug most women if they dressed as ciri. I want to fug enji specifically tho

>>167296705
>I'd fug most women
fix'd :^)

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>>167296208
WHO IS THIS

Iktf anon, a few very good Russian Yen cosplayers, tfw you will never fug them and make them your waifu

>>167305475
Enji Night. Her hips and thighs are a miracle of the universe.

Is there a way to recover older saves?

All my saves are after i made the choice that got me the shit ending

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http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/2107/?

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Why does Olgierd look like Beckham? Was that intentional or a coincidence goy

>>167308164

Coincidence, since he also looks like the guy from Pan Twadowski or however it's spelt, the Polish movie of the folk tale a lot of Hearts of Stone is based on.

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So....to kill Dijkstra or let him kill my 'friends'.

I never played Witcher 2 & 3 so I don't know really have much invested in Roche, Ves, and Thaler. But I've kind of enjoyed Dijkstra's character.

I'm torn because people say the other 3 are bros.

Does letting Dijkstra kill them or me kill Dijkstra change the story that much later on?

>>167310257
it will change the outcome of the ending of the game, thats all ill say
do what your gut tells you

>>167310543
Ok, thanks


I just got the "A Deadly Plot' quest and still haven't been to Skellige yet.

Should I go there now or do A Deadly Plot before I go?

Does it matter?

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FUCK

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>>167313786
Dick status :
MUH [x]
Not MUH [_]

>>167306412
I'm 20 and rank 5 i think so 18 keks for me.
Not bad.

>>167306412
Well nothing for me at the moment. Well, I had insane luck with my kegs so far so i doubt i would get anything to match it anyway.

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Who's the Oswald Mosley of the Witcher?

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>tfw u can't romance young ciri

>>167310257
That quest is so shittily written that the only winning move is to not play.

Actual spoiler of the result of that quest
Ignoring the quest makes Mad Rad The Lad win the war

>>167311189

That quest won't fail for a long time, maybe not even until you complete the main plot.

It doesn't take very long to complete either. 5-10 minutes max, you may as well do it before setting sail.

Triss' quests and the gang ones are the more time-sensitive ones in Velen.

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Why the FUCK cant you impregnate Annarietta? I dont want her god damn dyke sister

>Good News! By end of next week, everyone who signed up in 2016 will receive GWENT beta access. We’ll be sending more invitations as we go.

>>167320229
you can't always get what you want.

but if you try sometimes,

you just might find

you get what you nigger

>>167310257
>Does letting Dijkstra kill them or me kill Dijkstra change the story that much later on?
If you kill Dijkstra Nilfgaard wins and rules the city
If you kill Roche Dijkstra becomes king of Novigrad
If you don't do the quest Radovid wins the war and non-humans are purged from the city

>if the enemy is an arbitrary number of levels abve you, it gets buffed so that it's virtually impossible for you to kill it
This is fucking bullshit. I should be allowed to kill anything if I have the skill and/or patience to do it

I did that quest where you escort Hattori and a bunch of dwarves show up, they were level 22 and I was level 14 and it took a trillion sword hits to kill just one of them. And then I suddenly die when one of them begins the attack animation. He didn't even get to hit me, I just happened to be near him when he began swinging his axe and I insta died.

>>167323516
>with the patience and/or skill

>level 4
>find a level 15 crab thing
>dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge
>kill the fuck with a broken silver sword, some orens, and maybe 1/800th of my exp bar increased as a reward

Anons, I recently bought TW3 GoTY on current sale since I barely played it on my PS4.

Thing is I have a YoHoHo GoG version of the game, and I don't want steam to redownload 42GB. I already tried copy pasting bin/content/dlc/ by making a new folder named "The Witcher 3" and getting TW3 AppManifest.
The Steam goes, "Found TW3 data, and checking it" or something, then just starts to download it from 0. It's like it knows there's data that can be used but refuses to use it just because. Any Help?

>>167323785
I cannot help you but I wish you all the best.

Triss is a worthless piece of trash who doesn't care if Geralt dies right in front of her.

>>167325719
stfu or i'll kill you in real life

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Comfy :3

>>167326639
and you're a complete idiot.

>>167326673
Whatever, I just can't help but love the beautiful romance Triss and Geralt have. I like to imagine them walking through Toussaint, holding hands and just enjoying each other among other things.

>>167326784
>loving a childish trist
>being stupid enough to call puppy loving "Romance"
>looking at unhealthy obsession as "Love"
>enjoying geralt acting like a pre-teen boy and his first girlfriend

>not recognizing the nuanced and complex relationship and deep love geralt and yennefer have
>not recognizing the miles of subtext they can include in simple conversations with each other they're close
>not choosing a more mature relationship and geralt
>not choosing an adult over a child

Its like you've never actually been in a relationship.

Keira has the cutest voice
Yen is the overall hottest
Triss looks nice in a green dress

>>167327023
I have nothing against Geralt and Yen's relationship, it just doesn't do much for me. I did one playthrough with Yen and it just felt wrong. I find their romance boring tbqh, even though I like Yen in general.

As far as Triss and Geralt's relationship is concerned, I loved seeing it grow through the games and overcoming many obstacles along the way, I loved seeing Triss grow as a person and I loved seeing the side of Geralt she brings out. I really like how loving and protective Geralt gets around her, I love the things they say to each other, I love the looks they share. I like how they treat each other like partners, I love their chemistry and teasing, I like their romance scenes better, I like the ending with Triss better. I simply enjoy it far more and therefore choose it in my game.

You can choose Yen in your game all you want if you like it better, but my Geralt found true happiness with Triss.

>>167327114
Is Keira the "I fuck black guys" archtype?

>>167327114
Yen also has the hottest voice. It makes me melt when she talks in a sensual tone.

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>>167328917
>"It's uninstructive, not to mention unreasonable"
>"spare me your juvenile wit please"
>"Go to bed."Now!

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>>167329052
>Yen joi exists in an alternate universe somewhere

h-holy shit

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>>167329052
>Spaaaare meee your juvenile wit, pleeeease

>>167327114
Annarietta is the most beautiful
Sile has the hottest voice
Yen has a raw sex appeal
Triss is the cutest one and makes me feel warm around my heart
Keira is charming and playful
Shani is smart and fun to be around(at least in TW3, in TW1 she was the worst)
Ciri is a great daughter but other than that I don't find her too attractive
Philippa is hot in an intimidating way
Priscilla is boring

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>>167329361

twitch/greyboxer is going to streaming nilfgaard patch in a couple minutes.

Some more info about Iorveth getting cut from the game as well as some info about what his quest looked like, not sure where this is from, but it's an interesting read.

http://forums.cdprojektred.com/forum/en/the-witcher-series/the-witcher-3-wild-hunt/suggestions/58838-iorveth-and-saskia-spoilers/page61

Iorveth's quest was Nilfgaard centric and involved a renegade general, Thaler and Vincent Mais. Also other Nilfgaard war related content got cut.

>>167306412

> Level +50
> Got to top 300 and rank 8 before the big MMR change
> Haven't played since cause it's shite
> I'm not going to get shit

Wew, feels bad that I ignore the ranked mode.
I regret investing into the game

So the guy trapped in the magic tower in Skellige can use a spell to disable the barrier on the room across the hall but he can't disable the barrier blocking the room he's in?

>>167334572
because this GAME SUCKS!

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>>167334572

>>167335879
>>167335713
>>167334572
Didn't he lock himself in there to be safe from the golem, and remained in there out of fear of the other creatures?

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:3

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Man, this was a comfy DLC

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>>167310257
>letteing thaler die
>ever
Mother ploughing cunt with a tiny prick

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>it's a play as ciri episode again

Fuck off i just wanna play as geralt, fuck

>>167339924
Ciri's running animations are horrible. Anime as fuck.

I did not enjoy playing as her

>>167338845
>annoying piss filter
>buggy
>stupid main plot
>irritating characters
I disliked it.

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>>167340131
I found the filter a nice change after all the time in Novigrad/Skellige/Velen. As for buggy, I encountered none. I did only just finish it though, not sure how it was on release. The main plot was a bit.... Eh, but I could deal with it. As for the characters, I think that's because they set the bar too high with the trolls.

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Redpill me on Cyberpunk 2077 lads.

>>167341517
those poor boobs

>>167341517
Set in 2077, also released in 2077

>>167341517
>current year
>redpill
Bogpill's where it's at mate.

>>167341517
imo Ciri shouldn't be just a Cameo appearance like is being hinted, she should be a full supporting character, who anyone who hasn't played TW3 or read the books wouldn't understand what the fuck was with her, maybe you help her to jump to another world but you don't really understand what's going on.

Might be cool

If I enjoyed the games and I like reading, should I read the books?

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I just completed the entire game on Death March but I didn't get the achievement.

>>167341517
What the fuck was that dumb slut thinking when she put on that corset thing

>>167342774
Yes, they're pretty good. Though the final book won't be available in English until May this year.

>>167342934
lm@o

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>>167342774
Yes. They're really enjoyable in my opinion.

>>167342610
How about kill yourself

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:3

>>167346249
Well that's not very polite.

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Neat

Are there any other comfy places like this?

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>>167349832
sorry meant this

>>167349832
Yes.
>>167350010
No.

Is there a kind of build where you just stack damage over time effects and just watch your enemy drop?

I'm liking the game a lot so far, but I just want to try something unorthodox because I've played a ton of RPGs where I just go the melee or spell nuke route and I'm kind of bored of it.

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Witcher Underbite is sad. Say something nice to him

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>>167353523
At least Saskia died before she could get fucked by any dwarfs

>>167353741
Fucking triggered. Saskia is not dead. S-she's just hiding in the forest among the scoiatel with her husbando holding hands and listening to the flute

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>>167323785
No one?

>>167326673
>>167327023
Lets play spot the buttblasted yenfag

>>167329495
This senpai
Also I want Phil to step on my balls

>>167342559
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>>167353741
Fucking ELFBURNER

I remember trying The Witcher 3 on my PC and I couldn't play it at medium settings 1080p without some drops below 60fps and it enraged my autism. Maybe this time I'll just look past that and enjoy the game.

However, I mostly was not interested because I've heard that I need to have hours and hours into the game beforehand before I can actually enjoy the game.

>>167350010
that's not COMFY mate

velen as a whole is tb(h)

Toussaint is max comfy if you remove the ugly piss filter

>>167355620
Game is enjoyable from the first minute tbqh. I've heard some people complain about White Orchard, but it's a few hours long at worst, much less if you just rush through it.

>>167355669
You can remove the filter?
Anyway no Skellige is the most comfy by far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkb5ul0RgqQ

>>167355829
I liked White Orchard, it's comfy

Shame the main quest pacing goes to shit when you reach Novigrad

>>167356445
>Shame the main quest pacing goes to shit when you reach Novigrad

What does that even mean

>>167355135
>Vivaldis bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with Iorveth & Saskia
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control Nilfgaard with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient Pavetta blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities east of the blue mountain (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of the Witcher's editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Aen Elle monasteries & Tir ná Lia
>Ancient Elvish fuckboys scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>you likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangel Ithlinne and Lara Dorren, forwarding the word of Alvin to the eternal fire church. Who do you think set up the meeting between geralt & Menge (First meeting between the two guy in over 1000 years) and arranged the eternal fire leader’s first trip to the white frost in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent Nilfgaardian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Murivel, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the conjunction of the spheres to the white frost. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>167356295
if you play on PC, yeah famalama

Just download STLM, whatever the memers will tell you, it's good.

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>>167356514
Fucking 10/10

>>167356509
It means you start running errands for tons of people and it takes forever, drags on too much

>>167356632
Nah I dont want something that will change the vanilla look of the game
Aside from Toussaint the lighting in TW3 is perfect

>>167354897
T.Buttbefuddled TrissFag

Are there any side-quests that get affected by the final mission in Blood and Wine?

Ciri! :3

>page ten___________

triss is a ugly whore who cucked geralt on many occasions

>>167363150
no

>>167363996
Undeniable fact.

>>167319370
I've already done all the quests here (except for the DLC's quests) including Triss' and the gang's.

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Save my Geralt's life six more times sweet Triss :3

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The music in Skellige is the comfiest shit.

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>Yen's back dimples

>Come back to this general for the first time since 2015
>You autists are still bickering over Yen vs Triss

>>167370707
Pretty sure its just one guy shitposting about triss to trigger trissfags

cyberpunk when

Does the Triss poster ever sleep?

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Really interesting responses from a dev, all kinds of stuff related to the game.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3720352&userid=19836&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

>>167371092
Sometimes :3

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVKPvspyyyQ

>>167371340
Olgierd is by far my fav character in the Witcher series
That entire DLC was incredible

>>167370805
we are at least two

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Night, /wtc/

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>>167371892
Goodnight :3

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>>167371892
Sleep well anon.

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you may call me... le devil

>>167289446
Does starting a new game override other saved games?
It shouldn't, but I want to be sure.

>>167375075
no

>>167375145
Coolio

>>167373280
Your deck?

>>167316745
Jacques de Aldersberg aka Alvin

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What is the powerlevel ranking of the Kaer Morhen witchers? Mostly thinking about the books.

Is it
>Vesemir>Eskel=Geralt>>Lambert ?

Or is it
>Eskel=Geralt>Vesemir>>Lambert ?

Something else entirely?

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>>167376704
The cancer meta build that the top guys use.

But it can be pretty difficult to play, the order you play cards in is so incredibly essential. I make a blunder every time.

>>167377964
>autism

This isnt DBZ
But if were talking pure skill/mutations, then its obviously Geralt.

>>167378175
>its obviously Geralt

>Eskel is always referred to as Geralts equal in skill and experience
>Except when it comes to the magic they emenate, which Eskel emenates more than Geralt

>Vesemir is always referred to as the most experienced witcher by far
>He is also the only one Geralt states is better than him when it comes to skill with a sword

Geralt isn't as good as the games want you to think anon.

>>167378560
>uring the Trial of the Grasses, Geralt exhibited unusual tolerance for the mutagens that grant witchers their abilities. Accordingly, Geralt was subjected to further experimental mutagens which rendered his hair white and may have given him greater speed, strength, and stamina than his fellow witchers.

Go LARP your husbando shit elsewhere faggot

>>167355251
When did she join the Eternal Fire?

>>167378750
>may have

>>167378861
Lmao grasping at straws much?

>Due to his brilliant success in training, Geralt was selected for additional mutation experiments. He is the only witcher to have survived these experiments, his stark white hair being a side effect of these additional mutations.

He's the most famous witcher and is regarded as the best swordsman in the north. That is in the books.

>>167377964

Geralt shit-stomps the others because he's mutated as fuck. His technique is sloppier but he's so much stronger, faster, and tougher it doesn't matter.

Vesemir is more skilled than Eskel, but he's younger and faster.

Then there's Lambert, who is whiny bittercunt tier. Abloo bloo bloo, I'm stuck being a bad-ass near-immortal monster slayer who causes women to flood their panties and gets laid every the seconds, my life is terrible and Vesemir isn't my REAL dad so he can't tell me what to do, even though he can totally just push my shit in and make me do it.

>>167379116

>He's the most famous witcher and is regarded as the best swordsman in the north. T

Thanks to Dandelion's excellent PR.

He is overall the best of the Wolves, then either Vesemir or Eskel depending on how you take it.

His skill as a swordsman is not as good as Eskel's, much less Vesemir's. On the other hand, he's so much faster he doesn't need to be.

>>167378162
That's almost a complete copy of my build. How do you handle weather though?

>>167380195
you spread out and ignore it like every scoiatael does. play yaevinn to that enemy row and relocate your guys with commandos, or clear skies via Aglais.

I have one hawker support as a spell absorption unit. It either takes the lacerate early on, or it takes a mushroom, or it grows to enormous size and requires aeromancy or something on that row, all good things.

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LIst of all Gwent notable Streamers
http://pastebin.com/VHBwGgtR

Anyone else I should put in there?

>>167381325
list of scrubs.

keristv is #4 and european as fuck.

Can I still bang Yen if I've romanced Triss?

I just can't say "I love you" to Yenn if I have already said it to Triss, right?

>>167381805
Yeah, you can bang Yen on the unicorn, it's a freebee, just don't tell her you love her during The Last Wish quest, they'll both dump you if you do.

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>>167381661
Updated
http://pastebin.com/7xYP5ckZ

>>167383091
what about gayboxer

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>>167383413
Link plz

>>167383540
twitchtv/greyboxer

>>167378162
>But it can be pretty difficult to play, the order you play cards in is so incredibly essential.
kek, when everyone plays the some cancer deck that they saw someone else play and it devolves into a mirror i guess that's true in a sense.

What is a good way to level up quick? I'm at lvl 54 and want to get to around 64 so I can do B+W on DM. I'm on the Ugly Baby quest right now as far as main quests go, how far can I grind that before I start getting locked out of sidequests? I remember there was one section towards the end when you go to the elf city where you get shitloads of exp.

>>167393942
I think you get more XP if you play on lowest difficulty

>>167393942
Isle of Mists is the cut off point for finishing side quests so you should be able to progress the main story a bit more

>>167397987
Cutie :3

What happens in the "go home" quest at the end of Blood and Wine if you tried to romance both Yen and Triss? Does B.B lie down on the bench next to you?

>>167400239

Ciri or Dandelion depending on choices and where you are in the main plot.

Is there a mod around that shows you quests that you haven't gotten? I've finished all the main quests, and all of the side quests I've gotten along the way, but I'm sure there are quests I haven't found.

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>>167401825
someone please help this man

Skellige deck is not canon tbqh

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>>167403096
But it literally is though.

Are most people here European?

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>>167403312
Not any more lol

>>167403312
Why do you ask?

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>>167403096
"hands off our fucking gwent"

>>167403196
The glasses are literally the best thing in the entire game
Prove me wrong

>>167403312
Australian here

mate

>Failed: Collect 'Em All

why live

>"So, Haa'd it go with this 'eala?"

>>167405507
bad ending

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>>167405559
>deader than dead Ciri is the most emotionally fulfilling ending.

>>167405583
good ending

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>>167405589

>>167405583
>ywn kiss Ciri
3:

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>>167405957
Reposting this, hope the author isn't fucking dead.

>>167406257
>hope the author isn't fucking dead
nah. I just switched over to bestgirl yen.

>>167405957
Find a gf who likes to cosplay :3

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>>167406583
>pretending to be me

fuck off guy

Also I'm not dead, I've just been lurking, Phillipa fic is still happening, I've just been busy with Uni and another playthrough

>>167406759
Got you to post now didn't it?

>>167404092

Drunk-dialling the Heirarch in drag and making him shit himself exists.

>>167406257
>>167406759
Stop shilling your own fics pls.

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>tfw no canon model for naked anarietta

>>167407412
I know this is a thing but how.
I know it involves getting drunk with ya bois but what options do i need to make this magic happen.

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>>167407670
I'm not, I haven't posted anything in a few weeks

>>167407670
Besides, the Ciri fic is my worst one, If I was going to shill, I'd at least shill the Anna Henrietta one

>>167407695

Pretty sure you just have to choose to get hammered. At that point Yen goes bitchmode and and leaves, everything else follows from there.

>>167407695
Say that any suggestion sounds like a good idea and it'll happen.

so the new infantry is 2 power and spawns 2 copies of itself? despite the mushroom nerf wont that make the cancer deck even more prominent?

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Updated list of Gwent Youtubers/Streamers:
http://pastebin.com/rqHbiDNs

>>167407693
She's trash anyway tbqh. Shit character.

Is there any new content in NG+, or is it just going through the game again with a fully leveled character?

>>167408737
Make a new list of good ones.

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>>167408768

You are not welcome in the Duchy anymore

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>>167408860
Give links

>>167408948
Those fucking lips
Fuck you CDPR for creating the perfect waifu and not making her waifuable

>Siren den
>Not nest

uninstalled

>>167409526
Sirens are aquatic and the closest comparison would be dolphins.
Dolphins live in dens not in nests.
Sirens must therefore live in dens.

>>167409021

literally the worst crime imaginable is that she has no good SFM that focuses on her mouth

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>>167410316
>Peachy Lips

muh fuggin dik

>>167408737
That's about all the notable ones i can think of, in english anyway. That slav that dresses as iorveth would probably be fun to watch if only i spoke the language.

>>167410435

i bet the sounds of a penis entering her smell likes peaches

what is this obsession with anarietta and peaches

every thread "MUH PEACHES" wtf

>>167412251
autism

the gwt general cant come soon enough

>>167412251

because she tastes of peaches

>>167412376
how would you know what she tastes like?

>>167412461
Yen tastes of lilac and gooseberries, Triss of roses and strawberries. And Annarietta of peaches. How do you not know that?

>>167412629
>And Annarietta of peaches

Yes but how do you know, does Dandelion say or something? is it canon?

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So, grandmaster gear is as good as witcher gear comes? I guess I'll eventually get to replace it with "regular" gear again because it's just better?

what kind of panties anarietta wears?

>>167412629
This desu senpai

>>167412773
None

>>167412756
I refuse to wear grandmaster Feline because of that retarded hood, I hated that shit in TW2 with the Kayran armour/Temerian armour, I'm not so opposed to having a hood itself, but I'd rather have the option to put it up and down, and I'd rather it was symmetrical like Assassin's Creed hoods, not lopsided and shit

>>167412891
Feline everything (dyed pants) with Manticore chest is OBJECTIVELY the best armor in the game

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>>167412891
If you're on PC, you can use this mod to lower the hood:

http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1551/

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>>167412773
Peach flavoured


Just like her ass

>>167413032
Do her farts smell like peaches?
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>167412359

mfw a toussaint faction gets added to gwent with anarietta as the leader

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>>167413082

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>>167413082
Back to /tv/ with you

BRAAPautist

>>167413082
i'd let anarietta fart in my mouth

>>167413097
wasn't she a leader of Nilfgaard at the beggining?

>>167412773
None. Women back then didn't wear panties they wore shifts and its obvious she's not wearing one of those.

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Please sit on my face

>>167413417
How come Yen, Triss and Ciri wear panties then?

>>167413579
they are sex

>>167412251
>forced samefaggot meme + waifushit
It's concentrated cancer.

>>167412891
I liked the blue stripes armor, i wore that set for like half the game i think.

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What did she mean by this?

>>167413579
Literally whores. Panties were made to be easily removable.
A proper shift means you'd have to fully undress to take off said shift. Panties can just be plopped off whenever wherever like fucking mages and priests and their damn robes they can just lift up for a short trist in quiet corners.

>>167413907
big peachy clitoris

>>167413579
to make Geralt horny

>>167413907

PUFFY VAGINA

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SOMEONE MAKE A /GWT/ GENRERAL NOW!!!!!!
i cant bear these retards anymore

>>167415505
someone already did a few days ago...it died without waifufags bumping it

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>>167415505

relax, we can all be friends here :3

>>167415505
This general's dead enough as it is.

>>167413940
>tfw no short trist with Triss

>>167415505
Do it yourself. I already supplied a pastebin with streamers today. Open one yourself and I'll migrate but don't expect it to be a huge party.

Right now the Gwent meta is complete garbage so I guess people are going back to Hearthstone/magic/ElderScrolls until when CDPR will delay the update on Monday.

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I'm an avid gwent player but I'm always going to keep using /wtc/ and not a dedicated thread some of you others might try to start. I think it's a better idea for all of us to stick together

visit the gwent discord channel if you're seeking higher quality, focused discussion on the game. Hundreds of people there

https://discord.gg/bYSke

>>167416714
why would it be better for all of us if we stick together?

>>167416921
He's probably a waifufag who doesn't want this shit general to die for selfish reasons.

>>167417042
This general will do fine without you gwentfags like it did so far, unlike that failed thread you started a few days ago. I hope Gwent becomes big enough so you can actually sustain a general and leave with you boring card talk.

>>167417590
See, not even pretending anymore.

>>167410167
Do siren's live underwater, or are they simply amphibious? Ingame atleast, their homes are above ground, and they have actual bird nests to put their eggs in, which I think the term nest is more fitting for.

>>167412739
Its from a fanfiction that was posted here

>>167412891
If you wear glasses or a mask the hood goes down.

>having to stop every 20 seconds to wake the narcoleptic dwarf up
Who thought this would be a fun thing to force the player to do

fucking hell

>>167418393
They're aquatic beasts known to rule the deep and communicate in a singsong variant of elder speech.
Theu just adapted to flight and their eggs are safer/easier to defend above the water where 99.9% of things that could harm them can't fly unlike the 100% of things that can harm them below water can swim.

>>167419403
if you run too far ahead of him he falls asleep as well, but yeah that part was so fucking annoying.

>shoot a drowner with a crossbow on land
>1 damage
>shoot a drowner with a crossbow underwater
>one hit kill
???

>>167421682
Fighting underwater isn't much fun, i don't really care all that much that they chose a lazy way to implement it even if it doesn't make sense.

I got bored of Witcher II about halfway through.
Is III any more exciting?

>>167419403
That part takes a few minutes at most. It kind of annoyed me the first time, but then Ciri showed up and perhaps the best scene in the game ensued.

>>167422424
Yes. There's more stuff to do in-between main storyline quests without feeling as bloated as other open world games.

It's worth finishing W2 though, you get a better idea of what's going on next. Still, W3 does a good job explaining what you may have missed and you can simulate your Witcher 2 save.

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>>167422531
They did a great job on that cutscene, indeed. Geralt's face captures the emotion so perfectly

>>167423075
Also, fuck those dwarves
>run around the island looking for their friends
>they steal my boat
Game should have given you a minute or so so you could shoot an incendiary/explosive bolt at the boat and sink the fuckers.

>>167415505
fuck off mate

Novigrad feels like a bit of wasted potential. The city itself is amazing but the quests you do in it are mostly quite boring, and its characters not as developed as they should be
Dijkstra is pretty cool and well written except when he goes full retard in reason of state
Cleaver is your generic angry dwarf and barely has a role at all
the King of Beggars seemed cool but you see him like twice and that's it
Whoreson Junior is an undoubtedly evil piece of shit and nobody could possibly want to do anything other than killing him, whereas the Baron is a much more complex and ambiguous character that a lot of people end up wanting to save

The whole thing with the big four of underground crime could have been so great

More interaction with the witch hunters and the eternal fire would have been cool too, even if only as side quests. Shame you can't even enter their temple

>>167424889
>a witcher
>allowed to sully the holy ground of the Temple of Eternal Fire with his magical mutated ass
No.

>>167425109
Never said anything about being allowed :^)

Temple should have been a place that's guarded but you can still sneak into somehow.

>>167424872
no fuck you m9

>>167425815
you sure about that mate?
fuck off

>>167426194
im pretty sure m10
>no u

>>167426306
>uX2

You know I want to feel sympathetic towards the elves but they really do very little to deserve it, in 3 at least. It seems like 3/4ths or more of all quests involving elves are them being assholes. Elves killing merchants and trying to kill you just because you don't surrender your weapons or you tell them to stop. Elves stealing horses from farmers and trying to kill you if you want them back. Elves cornering a merchant to kill him without evidence and trying to kill you if you point it out to them.

I swear to god I don't want to be an elf murdering asshole but they seem to just keep throwing themselves onto my sword.

>>167427176
>elf chick being harassed by dudes
>help her out
>wow fuck off cunt I didn't ask for your help!
Shame the game doesn't let you kill citizens

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Why does CDPR think people walk like this? what the fuck?

>>167427176
>You know I want to feel sympathetic towards the elves but they really do very little to deserve it
They're being purged and treated poorly by humans all the time, it's not surprising that they're such assholes.

>>167428284
MAYBE if they stopped stealing, murdering, pillaging, raping, and being general assholes then humans would stop doing it them. Just show they aren't animals and we won't treat them like it, y'know.

>>167428523
>maybe if America stopped stealing, murdering, raping, pillaging, raping and being general assholes then Al Qaeda would stop doing it to them.

that's what you sound like.

>>167428523
The ones that aren't like that still get murdered, if they let the humans have their way they see it as their end and they're not probably not wrong.
Collective punishment is the human MO, it's just eye for an eye.

>>167428747
You have al qaeda and america mixed up.

>>167429350
Exactly. Thats why ALL of them have to stop it.

If 99.9% lay down arms and set up camp in the frozen wastes you bet your ass the 0.1% that still antagonizes the humans will make the humans go fuck up the 99.9%.

100% complete surrender or die.

>>167429405
Not really, they both see it the same way, only with the roles reversed.

>>167429791
Yes but ones correct and the other is a false opinion. Guess which ones which.

>>167429973
>He still believes in absolute truths :^)

>>167429532
>Thats why ALL of them have to stop it.
They never will so there's no point in anyone acting in the hope that it will, might as well fight them tooth and nail.
"if only they'd just let us do whatever we wish to them without any concern for their own interests we would get along, probably" is not the sort of attitude you can indulge if you're an elf.

>>167430283
Its not even a moral basis on which is which.
One actively attacked and antagonized the other and the other responded properly in both cases.

>>167430554
Anlgos are a good lot who dindu nuffin to the middle easterners i guess, is this what they teach in american schools? Explains a lot.

>>167430554
Al Qaeda felt like it was needed to make the attack, so in a perverted way, they felt antagonized. After all, Amrika was an abomination in the eyes of Allah.

>>167430771
>all whites share sin so america's bad
>all eastern europeans are the same so one terrorist faction has the okay to genocide
You're trying to hard

Let's not turn thread into /pol/, please.

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>>167431298
GAS THE ELVES

RACE WAR NOW

>>167431298
Well i was arguing about the elves situation then someone took it into a /pol/ direction.

>>167430981
>You're trying to hard
Reductionist tripe genuinely offends me, what can I say. That you and your ilk genuinely believe this crap about having done nothing antagonistic just means this shit will keep happening to you and the rest of us anglos will get caught in your shitstorm yet again.

>>167432708
Are you actually retarded or do you not know what reductionism is?

Read your own sentence if you don't get what i'm saying.

>>167433862
>do you not know what reductionism is?
Why don't you enlighten us anon, this coming from the person that wrote this
>>167429973
Should be good.

>>167434206
You said you hated reductionist tripe then went on to reduce two populations based on skin color which is a third reduction

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>>167434593

>>167434683
I repeat.
Do you or do you not understand any of the 3 part divisions of reductionism as laid down my the oxford companion to philosophy?

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>do the last Triss quest in Novigrad
>say "Farewell, Triss" because I thought the other option meant "stay with me in novigrad/velen" which would mean putting her in danger for selfish reasons, because Rad wants her head
>look up online what would've happened if I chose the other option
>reload save just to see the lewd scenes
>in the end, she just fugs and then goes away from Geralt anyway so I thought it would have no effect on Geralt's romances
>continue playing on that save, overwrite it many times
>get to Skellige
>start doing Yen quests
>Yen is actually much cooler and has a personality, unlike Triss, and has top bantz with Geralt
>get to the boat at the end of the djinn mission
>think "wait, I can't romance both, right?"
>look it up, turns out I can't romance her anymore because I've already romanced Triss

Just fucking kill me. I'm a Yenfag trapped in a Trissfag's game now.

Lesson of the day, kids: don't savescum. If I had played blindly I'd be with Yen now.

>>167431298
>>167431821
I'm so very sorry for making the post about elves.

>>167435392
You can try to romance both but then you end up alone

>>167426359
I'm back
fuck you leatherman

>>167435323
Please quote for me the post in which i reference skin colour and the observations i make based on this, i won't bother waiting because i didn't do such a thing, retard.

>>167436181
you took some fucking time
fuck YOU

>>167435392
There's a mod that lets you change that on the run

>>167436437
>play a roleplaying game
>use mods when you regret a choice
Might as well just not play roleplaying games.

>>167436990
I never said i use mods. My first playthroughs are always vanilla, no matter the game

>>167437127
Even SKYRIM?

>>167437418
Yes, sadly

>>167437418
Mate I dumped 150 hours into 100% vanilla Skyrim.

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>>167437770

>>167437418
I got an ongoing 470 hours on skyrim on my 360 i still touch from time to time.