Dota 2 general /d2g/

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Hello?

first for PL and medusa are the worst carries in the game and if you firstpick them you get dragged to hell and are forced to play in low priority for eternity

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>4 posts
>3 of them are OP

third for singsing professional career

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Having a slow thread Dotards?

>>167276846
I'm waiting for /scv/ to migrate to gulag
>No IU

why did i ever start dota

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>>167234796
IM GOING TO EAT YOU QT!

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here's a pity IP from me to make your thread feel less dead idiots

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>>167276489

Sheever shouldn't be cute

But something about her visibly being autistic (and 6'5) charms me to no end. The only female dota personality I can fap to.

Sheever if you are reading this I like to watch you eat. I'm not a fetishist or anything but you are a cute.

>>167277078
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>167277078
She's 6'1

is odpixel still drilling sheevers beaver?

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>>167276489
Skeever posters still on suicide watch /memo

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When is European Dota going to have a cute, half-white/half-asian 8k mid-only female player enter the professional scene?

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>>167277012
No, I will eat (You)

>leddits master of ingame mechanics getting triggered beyond belief over pudge hook discussion
For once it's a good show there

>>167277363
Never. The only women who stay in Dota 2 are abuse magnets, meek personality types who can't function in life if they're not being told what to do and treated poorly.

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>dota run by shitposters
>d2g run by shitposters
>4chan run by shitposters
>the most powerful nation on earth run by shitposters

>>167277770
who?

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chads will win ti7

>>167278072
Bu3nyy

>>167278171
im okay with this

ad finnum seems based

based AF, our guys, enemy of gigaNEETs, cucker of yuros.

>tfw you carry marju to his dark moon win

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>>167278720
forgot pic

ogre magi

earthshaker

faceless void

faceless void

techies

>>167279330
you cannot beat dark moon without taht hero. SO i don;t hate it anymore

hitler genocided neets

ur doom is imminent

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>G2A are scumbags
lmao

>>167279372
what how you beat it with him?

OUR GUY CLQ IS STREAMING

Guys how to beat voker when he launchs all his suns and meteors?

>>167279505
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whats the problem
the g2a guy gives a perfectly reasonable response

>>167279652
bait him to the mines and blow him up

Complexity or NP?

Is it wishful thinking for a Complexity 2-0?

>>167279693
>ILL BAN YOU WITHOUT NOTICE THAT WILL SHOW YOU!!!
yeah for a 14 years old maybe

>>167280078
?
he's selling fake keys on their marketplace
ofc he's fucking banned

>>167280309
I know you're baiting but even if he did that, why would they just block him from buying and retrieving money, but allowing him to keep selling?

Is Lyn best girl

>>167280554
because losing his money on his account hurts him ?
Why would he be selling fake keys ? To prove a point? The point being that G2A will ban your ass if you are a fucking idiot?

>>167280679
They can't just go the 12-year old route and do illegal things to personally "hurt" him. That's unprofessional and just further underlines g2a's shady practices.

>>167279505
what is g2a?

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is battle pong going to be the next big esport?

How do i earn those defense medals at arena duel

>>167278171
daily reminder chad finem is a shit tier team that only managed to place 2nd at the major because of single elimination. they would have been defeated at 12-16th place in an actual real tournament - as is evidenced by their shit being kicked in at the starladder quals.

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>>167281493

>NP vs Complexity in 1 minute
somebody post some rare swindlezz

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NA dota

>CoL literally playing games that don't even matter since they're not qualifying no matter what
wew lad what the fuck is the point of even playing these games actually

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>>167277369
IM GOING TO EAT EVERY QT IN THIS THREAD!

>Rime
M A X C O M F Y

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>>167282058
fuck off rime

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how did bulldog get such a qt?

>>167281970

they can ruin NP's chance at qualifying though

>>167282414
>coL loses 4 series in a row to NP
>two months later coL cucks NPs chances at getting to starladder
hype as fuck

Really though, who does Moo want to fuck over more? DC or NP?

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based

>>167282918
Why would he hate NP? He was kicked off DC after getting 2nd at TI and after his teammates claimed that there would be no roster changes.

>>167283034
Who wouldn't want to fuck over envy though?

>>167283034
they lost many series to NP late last year

>>167282384
ENDURANCE RUN

I wished Rime casted more. Listening to him just rambling on about fuck all makes me very happy.

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>CANCEL
jesus christ
how much do you want to bet somebody on NP offered col to throw these matches on purpose since they don't matter for col

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coL's chances are looking low

>>167282918
Fucking DC over is easier since they only have to lose

Reminder that Troll Warlord does NOT WIN GAMES

Col please, just one game

I'm not sure if cancel is throwing or just retarded

>>167283610
thanks for the reminder anon :))

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Everlasting reminder

YOU ARE

How does an Ember die to an abaddon and a doom without his ult up?

>>167283891
MILDLY INCONVENIENCED

>>167279539
>You make a big pile of mines
>your team brings invo down to 50k hp
>you miss the timing and ruin everything, making your teammates hate you
A-a-at least i wasn't the techies.

>>167283891
GOING TO TAKE A BIT OF DAMAGE

Rime makes me want to sleep

>triple remenant into EMP into death
nice

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>when the courier dies onscreen and the casters don't say anything

What happens if DC and NP tie in points?

Now the real question is how did DC drop a game to this?

>>167284205
>watching tier 8 dota when fear is streaming

literally why?

>>167284262
dc gets the spot

whats your fav CLQ video?

>>167284324
>watching tier 9 dota when you could watch tier 8 dota or fold laundry

>>167284409
that new one about the forced initiations

>>167284265
Maybe col is just throwing since they won't qualify either way

kotlguy is scaring me guys

Yeah okay Moo doesn't even give a fuck

>moo

>>167284409
Chi Long Qua Casts the Casters

all the ones about putting X player IN THE FUCKING DUMPSTER

This is a blatantly obvious throw, from Moo at least

alch is behind doom in networth
can they ban col already for matchfixing

>I just wanna play a Qualifier where I can Qualify
Was Moo always such a whiny little bitch? He seemed like a cool guy while he was on DC

>>167285020
They can't qualify anyway so if they're banned EE still wins.

lmfao digital cucks fans on suicide watch because col don't give a shit.

>>167285020
when non-perus match fix its perfectly fine

>>167285215
getting kicked broke him

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>>167285215
>He seemed like a cool guy while he was on DC
hmmm i wonder why he was kicked.........

Our guy Complexity(Waga) lost.

>>167285215
valve portrayed him and his family as cool individuals you can relate to but when you scratch a little you see they're all scummy

>>167285260
I'm not even a DC fan, I'm a CoL fan and this takes me angry. Honestly fuck them if they aren't going to show up with their A game at all officials.

>>167285458
>I'm a CoL fan
now everyone knows you're trolling

>>167285498
some people like the kike

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>no kino hero

>>167285294
i hate that faggot since qpad red pandas

>>167285458
>coL
>A game

top kek

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I like coL. I just wish they'd stop being such a terrible team

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>>167286228
Uh, Twin Peaks is cinéma though?

>>167286261
calm down wehsing it was a long time ago

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>>167286261
>Hating on based Waga

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finally beat dark moon with techies

icefrog here, ama

is rime autistic?

>dark moon scoreboard
>half of it is Western Professionals
>the other ragtag Russians with literally no other games than DotA

>>167286680
don't bully rime he's a good boy

>mss

>>167286635
are you still balancing the game or has gaben wrested control from you?

moo trying to dodge the ban

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>>167276349

I can't believe Purge is abandoning dota to be an actor
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/two-cbs-shows-are-airing-gaming-focused-episodes-n/1100-6447398/

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o wow

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>>167287405
>Gaming personalities Morgan Webb and Kevin "Purge" Godec will guest-star on the episode as announcers named Neely and Patrick.
aaaaHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>167287518
>Morgan Webb
Literally who?
Is this finally purges chance to get laid?

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>>167287597
he has a gf though

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>tfw I build HoD on literally every hero now

>>167287248
still balancing

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>>167287405
>The Elementary episode, "Rekt in Real Life," covers the investigation of a gamer who was attacked and killed during a livestream.
> "Rekt in Real Life,"

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>>167287405
>Rekt in Real Life.

>>167287467
CoL are dead anyway but what exactly is the deal with this 3 points for 2 wins and 1 point for 1 win system that tournaments just LOVE for Dota 2?

>>167287754
heart of durrasque? :-----DDDDD

>>167287754
But it's only really good on agility carries

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>>167287405
>Rekt in Real Life

>>167287928
Literally what every sport does

>>167288021
But why? What does it achieve compared to wincount?

zfreek is a legit good rubik tho

based z god

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>>167288016
>BLACKED in real life

>team NP

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>>167286635
will you release whatever jew curse kyle put on his brother so zfreek can join a real team

So did CoL wake up or some shit?

what's with "masterminds" like 1437 and bulba being trash

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>>167288127

Game 1 CoL let me down
Game 2 NP let me down
I just want to see some half decent tier 3 dota

>Fear just wants to play a fun game as Troll
I know that feel

>>167288227
to inteligent for there own ability

>envy
>no buyback
>lose game

top kek

>throw the first game
>frosty toad calls
>suddenly play better

I wonder what happened

>envy

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>EE is still a professional dota player

>le pick luna and run down lanes

Epic, truly epic

>Swindlezz cucking Envy out of a free lan
thank fucking god

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if I hit 6k mmr will I get a north korean gf?

Envy is a fucking joke who just gets lucky

>>167288575
looks like a zelda character

>No support for mid

No wonder they lost.

EE had to farm jungle.

when's the tiebreaker?

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Could some wonderful anon please post the sheever feet webm

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>>167288634
Success breeds jealousy

>>167288665
Definitely not tomorrow so sometime next week.

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>>167288732
im gonna "eat" your wind

Didn't NP vs DC end in a split last time?

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>>167288627
that's cute and sad at the same time

>>167288828
https://twitter.com/breakycpk/status/827346319312375809

It's tomorrow

>>167288617
amen brother

>>167288825
i wonder if that is 2 percent or 1 percent milk

>>167288617
How is it a free LAN when they went 5-2-0? They worked for it

>>167288825
sauce

>>167289171
Seeing as everything aside from the DC and CoL Games were ~20 min stomps I'd hardly call that work

>>167288627
i bet she didnt sleept through on how to ride a dick.
whore

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Imagine waking up every morning and looking like this

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>>167289337
>Imagine
easy

>>167289337
>wake up
>look in the mirror
>I don't look like the average 40-year-old American woman

Thanks, God!

>>167289096
Has to be cream or whole milk at best, it doesn't take that shape if it's actual drinkable milk. That's why her face is like that, someone has tricked her into drinking it.

>>167289417
>Team NP lose a game in 20:12 against a very mediocre NA team with 2 literal meme players
hahaha, NP is a joke

>>167289595
envy is a joke and all his supporters are autists

>>167289595
>EG lose a game in 30:06 against a very mediocre NA team with 2 literal meme players
hahaha, EG is a joke

envy got cucked
that's great
hope DC rapes them tomorrow

le shrac is my waifu

>NP have never lost a series to CoL
>EG lost two series in one day to CoL

NP #1 NA

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>pick techies
>since phase 9 do the mines trick
>lose on rounds 13/14 due to sub optimal team picks/ builds
there really is no winning this thing outside of stacks or extreme luck, is there

anyone want to party up and beat dark moon? my friends all raged after they failed to make it to round 10

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>>167289283
How does one get to the point of stomping teams in 20 minutes?

It can't be through... hard work, right?

man this sunstrike meteor bullshit is fucking ridiculous

>guy with cropped hentai avatar on my team
>nerdy wh*te voice

every time

>>167288575
Literally in real IRL storm spirit

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ALIVE GAME

>>167292467
>reddit tab

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>stay back rounds 13/14 to plant mines
>team loses because they can't handle alch or techies

>stick with team to get through rounds 13/14
>we lose because I didn't plant enough mines to kill invoker in 1 shot and now he's just mad as fuck at 1/4th health
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIN

>>167292467
>no gay sex with hats on

oh cmon
you even put some reddit tabs

>>167292467
Pervert

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>>167293128
>put on

>>167293098
4 stack with non shitters

>>167293098
Tell them not to pull the boss until you get 200 mines down?

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>>167292467
>How to climb to 6k MMR reddit tab.

>>167278171
>le reddit team

>>167292467
wtf guys resolution lurks here

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meanwhile at bulldog's house

>>167292467
>reddit and 4chan lurker

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/dc/Spir_move_09.mp3

So what are the actual chances of getting the super rare courier from Dark Moon event?

tell me /d2g/, what's the best music pack and why is it the Highlander Music Pack?

Do the Greeks have a chance in Kiev or will Navi finally be back because its their home turf?

>>167294581
i have in game music turned off, who the fuck actually listens to in game music?

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>>167294684
EG is going to win Kiev. It isn't even going to be close.

>>167282960
Was that directed at EE? If so, doesn't make sense since they're both Canadians..

>>167292467
>leaf.jpg
A

>>167293098
but the amount of mines that you can plant there are like 35 or some shit, is not that high, better wait him to his last portion of hp to one shot him

>>167295002
eg are unironically pretty shaky though, tons of bad games where they play like shit
sorta like DC
an upset would be pretty easy

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>>167295228
Why do you think that is? Sumal too young and he chokes?
Arteezy a degenerate weed smoker and doesn't take his career seriously?
Is it because Cr1t supports his teammates ingame so much IRL he actually hates them?
Is it because Zai gets overlooked?
Is it because Universe will never be let into America again?

>>167294684
No way are Navi going to win. Honestly I think it's pretty open though. I think all the top teams (DC, EG, OG, AF, VP, Wings, Liquid) can take games off teach other.

Our ogre is playing you autistic faggots

>>167295537
Universe is American. The only one even semi-at-risk is Sumail and only in a vague sense like if they expand the Muslim ban to actually include Pakistan (which may happen, who fucking knows) or border security doesn't like him (nobody likes Sumail in person).

>>167295537
>le universe isnt not american meme Xd

universe was born in fucking wisconsin and his parents are american citizens

>>167296457
If you're muslim, youre not not an american you fucking leftist cuck

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>3 feeders out of 3 games
This feeling, why does it feel like I fucking want to die????

>>167296737
>>167296828
universe isnt muslim though

>>167296862
you should try to play hearthstone and just relax for a while

>>167296737
The fuck makes you think an American born to a family the emmigrated from INDIA would be Muslim? Are you stupid?

>>167295537
>Cr1t supports his teammates ingames so much IRL he actually hates them

I felt this when I saw crit wouldn't give arteezy any ice cream in the true sight doc. The dick.

>>167296737
>>167296828
>indian decent
>muslim

how stupid are you?

>>167297289
>Islam is the second largest religion in India, with 14.2% of the country's population or roughly 172 million people identifying as adherents of Islam

American education boys

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I just fucking love the backback thingy, you can carry wards with you wherever and ward yourself so you farm peacefully. Feels freakin amazing mad

>>167297335
>a country that borders pakistan has a muslim population of over 10%
woah, great detective work there retard

>>167297571
Not so unbelievable that someone of Indian descent (not decent, btw) would be Muslim, huh?

>>167297093
nationhood is based on blood retard
location is birth is irrelevant

the fact traitors want to give citizenship to foreigners doesn't change the fact that they are still not ~one of us~

>>167297038
>>167297093
>>167297289
>t. al-faruq mohammed

Can't wait till trump ships your ass back to goatfuckistan

>>167297374
yeah :)

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>>167297689

>

>>167298282
you realize trump is 100% fine with legal immigration right? it was a central tenet of his campaign. why are americans so stupid?

>>167298459
Theres no difference between legal and illegal immigration
All the democrats ever wanted was to legalize the illegals
so clearly he DOES have an issue with legal immigration

>>167298459
>why are americans so stupid?

HOL UP
>*marries 9 year old*
NOW HOL UP
>*throws gay people off buldings*
SO WHAT U BE SAYIN IS
>*films ISIS execution video*
WE SOME FINNA
>*stones wife to death for leaving the house without her hijab*
WE FINNA BE SOME FINNA
>*teaches children to hate and kill all infidels*
AMERICAN CITIZENS?

>>167298871
>Theres no difference between legal and illegal immigration
except for taxation and documentation.


>americans are too stupid to even understand their own laws
color me surprised

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>get up too quickly after sitting down for an hour
>room starts spinning
>repeat this https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/7/71/Invo_move_08.mp3 in head until spinning stops

why in the fuck does oracle wear that slut makeup

>>167298976
literally nothing wrong with any of those things though

>>167299017
Are you ok, like in the head bucko.

>>167298356
Just helping out, friend. :)

>>167299008
illegals pay all the same taxes as anyone else
and they have most of the same documentation except for stuff like birth certificates because ofc they are illegals

>Resolut1on calling NA pubs a joke
LuL

hows hotd working for you?

>>167299949
p gewd

ACHTUNG ACHTUNG
ARTEEZY IS STREAMING

>>167300168
thx senpai

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>>167299531
No, they don't.

Without an SSN the IRS has no way to verify their income and as a result they almost always declare it as $0. It's also nearly impossible to keep a criminal record on them, because again, no SSN. They aren't allowed to work almost any job at all except absolute minimum skill positions where they can be paid under the table, and they can only go to college (i.e. get the training needed for most jobs) in California. Moreover there is no vetting on illegal immigration so if you didn't want to adapt to American culture and proceed to kill women for not wearing religious headwear, you could immigrate illegally and become a welfare queen whereas that wouldn't be allowed in legal immigration. It's the lack of filtration on refugees which put Europe in the shitter as we can see RIGHT NOW. Britain left, France is possibly up next, and that would essentially disband the EU.

late night arteezy stream is comfy desu

>>167300786
the lack of filtration is the good thing, the problem is so bad it can't be ignored

Same for Illegals in the US
Now look at Canada, the immigrants there are mostly "decent", so noone in Canada wants to reduce immigration

resolution has 165153135 apm but he misses a shit ton of CS so whats the point

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What colour is this?

>>167301315
light blue

>>167301315
bathroom

>>167301315
sky blue

>>167301315
green blue

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>>167301315
teal

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>>167301431
>>167301702
>>167301983
>>167302383
>>167302413
>tfw they take the bait

>pudge
why?

Isn't Madara a pro player?
Why is he so shit?

>>167276349
Oh shit, still using this image? l m a o
nice

here's how you win with pubs:
Axe - vanguard, 2x shivas
Bristle - vanguard, shivas, octarine
PA - lots of single dmg
Sniper - lots of single dmg
Techies - the cheese

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>>167304634

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>monkey king bar
>monkey king hero

>black king bar
>no black king hero
???

>>167304847
>what is monkey king

shitskin ape primate king there you go

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>got carried on darkmoon and got my dank chicken emote
dotards!

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YOU CAN'T FUCKING TELL ME FORCED 50 DOESN'T EXIST, 5-0 YESTERDAY, START MY DAY WITH A 4 MINUTE AFK RIKI AND MY TEAM FEEDING 20 KILLS BY 15 MINUTES

What to do if the enemy has annoying "safe" pushers in every lane?

>Lone Druid top
>Invoker mid
>Weaver bot
>If you stop defending then you lose a tower
>If you gank one of them then you lose a tower
>If you push and kill a tower then you lose 2 towers

How to possibly win?

>>167305313
deathball at 15 minutes and end the game

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>>167305061
>get dota emoticons
>never talk to anyone that is not on discord
>never get to use them

When will dota emoticons be upgraded to steam account emoticons?

>>167305313
don't be 2k mmr?
farm properly?
kill them?

>>167305254

Forced 50 isnt real

I just did

>>167305862
I'm going to strange your soul

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>got carried in darkmoon by a peruvian 5stack who already beat it before
>pretty sure one was ever a girl
oh well at least i have a win on my account
probably worth nothing but whatever

rip rtz

when does bulldong and his gf stream start?

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lol

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Only 9 inches?

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>be mid
>the jungler solo uses your shrine

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>>167305254
>forced 50 isnt real
of course its real.

>>167305254
Forced 50 isn't real, it's always been a coping mechanism for people who don't want to take any blame for losing.

People need to need realise that if you don't make an actual effort to improve then your MMR will barely budge or just go down.

>spend all evening playing against unfair bots with random heroes hoping someday ill git gud
im i the only one?

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Does anyone have the image edit of Anti Mage with the whole "bologna tongue delitized" meme?

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>>167308317
You can't deny the fact that you will get streaks of good or shitty teammates.

If you look at a your win/loss trend It can go strait up or down for multiple games. If you look in all those games you will see that in most cases your entire team was doing good or bad depending on if you are on a winning or losing streak.

Unless you think I for some reason double in skill to win 13 games in a row and then somehow lose it all a few days later in which case what is the secret to holding onto it all?

>>167309014
rofl dude just make a smurf if you want to practice

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Hello dotards.

>>167309014
>im i the only one?
yes, it's fucking awful

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Wait has anyone seen xyclopz since the girl incident?
Why the fuck are lumi and eosin casting tier Z SEA games
This aint right
I miss him

>>167309378
>You can't deny the fact that you will get streaks of good or shitty teammates.
yes, that's how randomness works, you'll have streak of head or tails too if you toss a coin long enough
none of that has anything to do with forced 50 so stop blowing hot air

BULLDONG STREAM

WHEN

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>>167308317
In no reality was that a winnable game by any stretch

in any case, next game, reasonably competent team, easy as fuck win just farm the jungle until battlefury->manta->aghs and it's GG

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>they took my bruno
>they took my toby
>they took my yames
>they took ayesee
>they took my xyclopz
there's nothing left to fucking take anymore

>>167309540
Tossing a coin would be entirely luck based. There is an entire matchmaking system in place here and it just coincidentally sticks you with people who argue or intentionally feed for 5 games in a row and then a good team who communicates and preforms all their roles well for 5 in a row? If it was one single person then yea luck of the draw but 4 random people who are either all good or all bad multiple times in a row is not luck based. That is the system doing some shit. Maybe if the game sees you lost a bunch lately it will put higher skill players on your team or if you are winning it will stick you with people who have lost a lot to help them win but that would be forced 50.

It doesn't outright make you lose but it definitely affects the allies you get. Why else would matchmaking take 4 minutes if it was just sticking you with 9 other random people in your area?

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h-hello?

>>167309945
>There is an entire matchmaking system in place here
more hot air blown
the matchmaking system doesn't favor or disfavor you especially, so yes it is exactly a coin toss whether or not you get the better team

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>>167309909
You forgot our one true king

>>167309945
>4 random people who are either all good or all bad multiple times in a row
holy delusion batman
you are literally too bad at the game to understand that people have a much harder time to shine in a losing game and way more opportunities for good plays in winning games
seriously, stop posting your brainlet opinion, it's kinda gross

>In lp because I tilted too hard after several early lost matches

Great oracles of d2g tell me the answer to be immune from tilt

>>167283610
A reminder to play Troll Warlord as both a core and support.

>>167310035
>the matchmaking system doesn't favor or disfavor you especially

I didn't say me especially. It does it for everyone. It doesnt stick the bad players with you to make you lose but instead puts you with them to help them win which in turn gives you a lower chance of winning.

Valve obviously wants everyone to win sometimes no matter how bad they are or else people would get tired of losing and stop playing. How better to do that then through player matching?

can't wait for the bulldog stream

>>167310458
you're gonna stay shit as long as you keep that attitude boyo

>>167310562
And what is your winrate Anon? You must be 70 or 80% right?

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>>167310729
currently, yes

pooper status: destroyed

>>167310916
I figured you wouldn't show your win rate because it would prove you are around 50%

Its okay to admit you "coincidentally" win around half of all your games Anon.

Why I just checked every player in my last 10 matches on dotabuff and they range from 49.31 to 53.73 winrate.

Even the really good players who singlehandedly won their games and the 3-11 void who bought 2 stout shield and kept them in his backpack the entire game have around 50% winrate.

>>167311314
>I figured you wouldn't show your win rate
are you retarded? can you not count the green dots and do a division?

>Why I just checked every player in my last 10 matches on dotabuff and they range from 49.31 to 53.73 winrate.
that would be the point of a matchmaking system you inbred moutbreather

>>167311398
>that would be the point of a matchmaking system you inbred moutbreather

So you agree that the matchmaking system does maintain a winrate of around 50%.

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4 YEARS FROM NOW DIRE SIDE WILL BE CALLED ATTACKERS AND RADIANT SIDE WILL BE CALLED DEFENDERS

>>167311624
yes, which has nothing to do with your previous claim
even more hot air
jeez anon you really are worthless

>>167311624
wait a minute, you are aware that unranked has a MMR too, right?
right?

>>167311662
Too late Anon. Everyone in this thread can see that you fucked up and agreed that forced 50 is indeed real.

Luckily for you this is a dead thread and there are only like 6 people in here so you don't have to be too embarrassed about it.

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If I just played the event for the daily bonus, how many games/hours would it take for an item?

>>167311825
that's not what "forced 50" is you tard
you already played you last card by asking me to show you my winrate

you lost

just like you lose at DotA so fucking hard you're some unranked shitler too scared of the ladder to play ranked
>b...but I don't care about MMR, it's just a number
yeah sure that's why you obsess over your winrate lmao loser

k
y
s

I wish Luna's Scepter upgrade was global.

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>>167311398
>can you not count the green dots and do a division?
>implying one can do this without a y-axis

>>167312143
yes, you can
holy shit you were actually retarded all along

>>167310417
How much would it effect gameplay if playing on dire the maps and camera was oriented so that Dire was on bot instead of top

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>>167311939
>the game keeping you winning 50% of the time is not the forced 50

Just stop Anon, you are embarrassing yourself now.

I tried to ignore your badly cropped chart with no values to spare you the shame of everyone seeing how easily I saw through it but if you insist on bringing it up again I will show you mine.

Now I am off to lift while watching Ted Talks to improve both my body and mind. Enjoy knowing I got the last word as well.

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>>167312183
You have four choices:
1. Link your DOTABUFF
2. Give us a fucking y-axis
3. Show us how with your infinite mathematical wisdom, or
4. Fuck off

>>167312241
How do you get this graph btw?

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>>167312241
>>167311939
>yfw these idiots wont stop fighting and will shit up the general until they both decide to leave "on their own terms" and lick their wounded ego wondering who indeed came out ontop concerning a mathmatetical algorithym sorting players of the worlds most competetive and balanced multiplayer game to date.

>>167312241
>the game keeping you winning 50% of the time is not the forced 50
yes, it's entirely different from your claims in >>167309945

>that chart
try to watch a TED talk on statistical significance, since you apparently can't read and need to be fed information through wikipedia-level popsci youtube videos for pseudointellectual brainlets

>>167312326
My MMR has LITERALLY nothing to do with the discussion at hand, and whatever the number on the left are, some salty bitch who can't carry itself will tell "oh my god you're only X MMR that's so bad"
get fucking good and stop blaming your teammates you shitstain

>>167312414
t. 2k shitstain who does not deserve to have an opinion or interject on this general, period.

You need to go back.

>>167312407
>le middle man of balance and wisdom
fuck off
salty bitch complained that you can't maintain a positive winrate
I proved him wrong
that's the end of it

also I'm a better person than he is and he's probably not white

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>>167312414
>My MMR has LITERALLY nothing to do with the discussion at hand
>get fucking good
>dodging such a simple task

>>167312463
>>167312504
what's your dotabuff?

>>167312138
its already too good

>>167312535
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/350589223
big fucking deal.

>>167312535
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/3

>>167312649
>only plays unranked
>still obsess over a number
doing it wrong

mirana

>>167312729
I need to git gud this patch before I do more ranked.

>>167312837
is shit

>play solo support vs 3 invis heroes
>buy as many wards as i can
>lose horribly
>our mid goes on a spastic rampage about how shit of a support i am because we had 2 obs in stock 25 minutes into the game
>he then goes on to call me shit because opendota says i have a 40% winrate
>opendota says i played 20 games in total
which one of you was this

>>167312878
nigga you get gud by playing ranked

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>want to do quests
>every fucking game the enemy team has a fucking slark
>have to abandon quests and tryhard or we just get farmed non-stop

wow, great game, fucking awesome

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>performance enhancer wore off
>starts to play horribly
>constantly dozes off while ingame
>lose 100 mmr

DOOOTAAAAAARDS