/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Blue French girl

Friendly reminder high stats with unpopular heroes matter more than having a really high win ratio.
Also avoid loss streaks and ride them win streaks

Friendly reminder the "lore" is just an ad-hoc mess of fan fiction and the gameplay has no relation to it so why do you even care

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Let's play a good version of Overwatch

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Brown Egyptian Girl

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Give me one good reason not to leave a match the instant someone instapicks junkrat/hanzo/widowmaker

hardmode: no husbundo/waifu bullshit

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Breed.

>>167256523
>Good version
>Has Ana and Mei

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>>167256531
Nice to see he'll keep making stuff of her.

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>>167256531
>>167256593
>no Amari to cuddle with

>>167256531
>hair actually looks like hair instead of clay
Noice.

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Sombra online.

is consecutive QP the best xp grind?

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>>167256986

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>>167256434
>tfw you hear the charge of her Widow's Kiss
>tfw you get that *dink*

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I love Hana.

>>167257003

Almost certainly. Comp gets more XP per win/loss but the games are far far longer you can play 2-3 QP games and get far better xp/hour.

Is placing at low gold ok?

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>>167256523
Yeah, let's go.

>>167256579
Comp? Obvious reasons.
QP? There are no good reasons.

>get 3 golds and a 39% of team damage card
>they vote for the lucio
thanks ASSHOLES

>>167256579

>Give me one good reason not to leave a match the instant someone instapicks junkrat/hanzo/widowmaker

Because you'd never get to play.

>have the area that my main box appears in hero select memorized
>instinctually hover over it
>have this memorized for all of them

I've been playing too much

>>167257383
Gotta tip your healers xD

>>167256579
Because Hanzo is fucking ridiculous if they can land scattershots at feet

>>167256523
Why was Symmetra taken out?

>>167257383

I only vote for myself, usual cards or someone if they did something outstanding.

Everyone else can get fucked. Most of the cards are just for generic gameplay

>damage blocked, healing done, damage done

etc, all worthless.

>>167256579
A good Widow can carry a game, there aren't many good Widows though. Hanzo is in close to the same spot as her. A Junkrat that can actually aim is lethal as hell. Any hero is good if you can actually use them right. Wait for them to be bad before tilting.

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Ok what the fuck is going on? 8 games and all 8 were infested with Brazilians. Been playing since day 1 and this is first time I see them. Is there a free to play week I dont know?

>>167257553
You're an asshole. I don't vote because I'm like wow good job, I vote because they get bonus xp for getting an epic. It's just a nice thing to do. If you see someone with 4 votes why not give them a little bonus xp? Be a good guy

>>167257721
Wut.

>>167257721
Are you retarded?

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Time to discuss. I underlined the point of focus. This bio is implying.

For over 20 years, a cloaked figured called the Reaper has been involved in many armed conflicts and terrorist attacks. Ghosting through battlefields like smoke, he sucks the life from his victims.

He is currently targeting Overwatch agents and systematically eliminating them.

Here is what conflicts with it:

>the explosion was only 5-6 years ago
>he has never sucked the life out of any victim, in shorts or in the comics
>seeing life orbs and gaining life from them is a gameplay element and non-canonical.
>Reaper has only ever be following Talon's orders, both in shorts and comics
>Reaper was unsuccessful in retrieving the list of current and former Overwatch agents in Recall, he should "technically" not know where any agents are

Despite all this, the bio is intention. Discuss how this could be possible or what the hell Chu is planning as an excuse for all these issues.

>>167257689
LEARN
FUCKING
ENGLISH

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>>167257094
>that *dink*

https://clyp.it/hfxz4xi2
https://clyp.it/ro4b2bnu

>>167257835

The lore is retard and has no relevance to the game, so who cares.

>>167257689
When a sudden influx of BRs start infecting an online game thats a sign the game is dying. Happens with every MMO too.

>play comp
>kings row
>cap first point in minute
>one of the players on the enemy team leaves
>automatic win
Sad this shit happens from time to time

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>>167257689
Sometimes they put us in NA. Blame Blizzard. It's not like I love playing with 150ms instead of the usual 10

>>167257905
Stop replying to every lore inquiry with this reply. The amount of people that care about your opinion are even less. In fact it's only you.

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>>167257835

>>167257794
>>167257830
Are you not talking about the cards after game? The player who gets an epic gets a little more xp. You've never gotten an epic or something?

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>Play some comp
>Cant pick Genji
>Have to play tank Zarya
>Get Masters on my team
>They like my Zarya
>They add me
>Tfw afraid of letting people down

>>167257835
if u r into this game for it's lore...

mate.... I have news for u

>>167258025
The whole reason I made the post was because of this.

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Threadly reminder that Sombra is a creepy rapist.

She will fuck with your kids if you disobey her.

>>167257835
With this being Blizzard, I have an idea

It's basically the Lich King but Reaper

There was the original (Talon?) Reaper, who was killed, or destroyed in some way.

When Gabe's broken body was recovered, they turned him into the new Reaper, and he immediately went off to get revenge on the people who he thinks betrayed him

>>167258189
How about she fucks me instead

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>>167258089
Stop replying fucboi

>>167258265
That's gay and I hate you

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>>167256650
>still having troubles wth Mei

Not denying she can be annoying but it isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be.

>>167257835
As much I would love to discuss, we just don't have any other angle that we can approach this question from other than "wait for more" or "its a mistake". The lore is so paperthin and we can't do anything about it.

>>167258017

>people who different opinions are not allowed

kys, this isn't some interesting or deep story. It's hamfisted blizzard shit.

>>167257553
I vote for the guy who I noticed who did well regardless of he was teammate or enemy.

>>167258017
We're trying to save you from looking like a complete fucking loser.

>>167258336
>people who different opinions are not allowed
Isn't that what you're doing?

>>167258405

No, I just said it was shit so why care.

You said I can't say that.

>>167258265
That sounds strangely feasible for Blizzard, hope they come up with something better.

>>167257835
Explain reaper. Everything else in this game involving abilities is explained with science but him.

>how can he magically teleport?
>how can be magically turn into a ghost?
>how the actual fuck can he not only see souls of dead people but fucking eat them to heal?

>>167257184
it doesn't matter

>>167258309
I hate it too and it pained me to type out

But Blizzard has a habit of doing way too many "There must always be" and "Corruption" so I wouldn't be surprised if it leaks into Overwatch

>>167258265
You know that's actually a really good theory. And it's probably the same way with Doomfist.

Overwatch destroyed the original Reaper. So Talon captured Reyes, changed him, and forced him into becoming the new Reaper. That would be cliche but... I'd put up with it.

Only if they add some detail about the original Reaper. Not just toss him off as this former evil that isn't relevant at all.

>>167257487
>Why was Symmetra taken out?
took out scrubby shit out of principle (hinse why I removed McCree), but also because Symmetra is OP

>>167257934
Stop stalking these threads Randy

>>167258265
Venom Reaper?

>>167258489
>Shimada dragons have no explination

>>167258489
The bio says its cellular regeneration. So him turning into a ghost is just seperating his cells and him eating souls is just him consuming their cells.

As for the teleportation, no idea.

>enemy team has a perfect 2/2/2 comp
>my team has a hanzo, bastion and 1 support

I can't get out of gold with shit like this

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>>167258489
>Gameplay
>Something some cells dispersing yadda yadda
>Gameplay

Although I always thought the whole shriveled corpse thing might be him just trying to get melanin or something from the cells that his cells need like that X-Files episode.

>>167257952
Love it when an enemy leaves
Hate it when a teammate does

>>167258336
It's not even just hamfisted Blizzard shit, these shit eaters that speculate and wait for the newest bit of "lore" are essentially fanficfags in denial

>>167258489
Mercy can bring people back from the dead and the Shimada bros summon literal magic dragons. There's a little more than just super science at work.

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I want to stop losing.

>>167258460
No your just spamming it

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>tfw too intelligent for sombra's spray pattern

>>167257184
If you hadn't played competitive before I have a feeling gold or platinum is the rank you would be placed in, since they only have data for your placements. Otherwise you are apparently below average according to the community.

>need one more win for a loot box in arcade
>suddenly getting my shit pushed in every single match
help

>Ilios
>team is utter shit and gets curpstomped in less than two minutes each match
>everyone wants to stay as a group

No, fuck you retards, you may enjoy doing nothing but I want to at least try to win.

>>167258295
I like lore just as much as any lorefag but it's the truth in this case, we will never get the lore and character development we want.. we can only headcanon

this game has little to no character development or lore development for me to get attache so Im mostly here for the gameplay

>>167258831
What the fuck does that mean

>>167258489
the first two are his cells simultaneously degenerating and regenerating
>how the actual fuck can he not only see souls of dead people but fucking eat them to heal?
He's allowed to pull that shit because he cosplays Malthael

But will they ever explain where he gets all his guns from?

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>>167258593
>took out scrubby shit out of principle
>gengu
>lesbo
>all defense heroes

Man there are a lot of slavs on europe. I don't like it.

>>167258820

I've only said it twice, once at the start the thread and once in reply to you.

>>167258680
https://youtu.be/KshBUgq36jU?t=54s

>>167258947
WOAH THERE
bangbangbangbangbangbang :^)

>>167258916
>But will they ever explain where he gets all his guns from?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammerspace

>>167258947
>Scrubby shit" is how he says "Characters that rape me every match because I suck".

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>want to play different heroes
>there is zero reason not to play the few very high impact ones like hog, zarya, soldier or ana

>>167259054
I'm not questioning the mcclick removal, mind you.

>>167258840
It's gonna be a hard time to climb. Everyone picks their favorite DPS and I'm stuck with having to either pick Rein or solo heal, along with next to nobody talking.

>>167259130
says the guy who clammered for Genji nerfs

>>167258680
Forgot about those. Good point

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>>167258912
>tfw too intelligent for /owg/

>>167259130
I prefer "characters that ruin my games because only shitters play them and act like this objective based team game is in fact death match" wording, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

>tfw farming welfare boxes in mystery heroes
it's actually quite funny

triple symmetra will beat anything tho

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>>167258819
hey man I dropped down to 3100 then went all the way back up 3600 in 2 and a half days

>>167257835
>what the hell Chu is planning as an excuse for all these issues.
Nothing. He's a hack who's gonna throw another confirmed gay, trans, helicoptersexual at us to steer people's attention away from his incompetence

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>playing comp
>friend is on the enemy team
>he locks Zarya because I'm a Zarya main
>I destroy him
>we win 3-0

>>167258489
>Sombra's teleport is explained with science
>how can Reaper teleport, it's not explained

>>167259307
>tfw too smart to play Overwatch until tanks are nerfed

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>Diamond guy pack with 2 silvers in a group
>Both silvers just want to play Junkrat and Soldier76
>Soldier can't even do his fucking job who is to kill Pharah and Junkrat keeps dying from her
>Decided to change from Reinhardt to McCree
>Instantly kills her about to 4 times in a row yet both silvers and the diamond guy told me to go back to tanking
>I said no, as I was the only one focusing her and ask one them to go tank
>NO FUCK YOU, NOW I'M TROLLING AS YOU DO said the Soldier and changed to Widowmaker
>Diamond who was Ana changed to Sombra (Idk if this one was to reach the point faster or he started ruining my game too)
>Junkrat went AFK and suddenly got kicked due to innactivity
>The other two morons leave the game too
Why does this keep happening to me? I will never reach diamond this season

>>167259473
Sombra is using a gimped version of Tracer's Cronal Fuckulator isn't she?

>>167258807
>Mercy can bring people back from the dead
It's called clinical death, mate. Real world doctors can do it too.

>>167259575
She is. Her teleport is explained, reaper is not

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>tfw too smart to play comp

>>167259623
She can bring people back from any kind of injury though. Headshots, explosions, crushing, swords, magic dragons.

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>>167259819
Loli mercy is best mercy

Loli hero when?

>>167259517

Your mistake was not locking dps instantly. You saw the two silvers in the loading screen, you had plenty of time to figure it out. People complain about it, but instalocking dps (even if you switch later) is often completely correct. They may have been salty butthey probably wouldn't have thrown if you were McCree from the beginning.

>>167259985
fuck off pedo

Gee, I'm so glad Roadhog can now kill all squishies and D.Va was nerfed into being his onahole. Guess its time to play only Roadhog until next patch.

>>167259054
mcree's right click is bad

>>167259967
So? People have been known to survive headshots in real life. Not to mention the fact that gameplay is not canon

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>>167259985
This is now a loliwatch thread

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>trying to play 3v3 as D.Va

>>167260153

>Get flashed by a McCree
>He fans

Honestly makes me salty because it means I got killed by a retard.

Kind of sucks that it only shows the time played in Comp and QP and not Arcade because that's probably where I've spent most of my time

>>167259820
It's nanomachines sonny

>>167258079
>stack really like my Zarya play
>add me
>we climb ranks everyday in S2
>stopped playing for a month because uni
>come back
>they invite me
>can't be bothered playing Zarya
>pick Lucio
>they are completely bamboozled
>end up having to go Zarya anyway because the pubs who pick her are never as good

>>167260269
>playing dv.a postnerf

>>167259989
Symmetra would never wear something like that. It's way too impractical.

Post OW lolis

>>167258265
Someone ask Chu if Reaper is a single entity

Is ana a hero you can climb SR with in solo queue?

>>167260312
Raiden skin for Genji when

Armstrong as hero when

I feel bad for people who like Dva but the game seems way for fun with her effectively removed

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>>167260440
>I'll let you figure that out.

His answer to every probing question ever.

i got a new strategy

I'm going to play like a retard in the beginning so my team doesn't think they can let themselves be carried

>>167260339
Her matrix is still retardedly overpowered and it's getting buffed.

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>>167260394
Lolis a shit. This is now a shota thread

>>167260445
Just get good at every support so you can flex depending on how the team is

Yesterday and today my headset mic stopped being registered by Overwatch's push to talk. Discord, playstv, and every other app works fine but I cant see my mic icon in the top left and nobody can hear me. I've tried toggling default and comms device in the sound menu but nothing seems to change.
I asked this yesterday but the response I got wasn't clear. Anon told me to set my mic as default in windows but I don't know how that works.

>playing Zarya, full health
>guarding point
>suddenly instantly dead
>killcam is Hanzo at his max range fires a Scatter Arrow and every single piece hits me

People complain about Roadhog but this horseshit is just as bad if not worse.

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>>167260394

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>start playing this game in season 3
>got placed around 2.4k
>it's a place to start, I guess
>fast forward 40 hours in comp
>I never managed to climb higher than the sr I got after placements
>currently dropped to 1.8k
Is there even any point in playing any more? Every game at least 4 people instalock dps (and not the actual viable ones - hanzo/genji both get instalocked within 2 seconds of joining the match) and just run around playing FFA instead of trying to fulfil map objectives.

I guess I'll just wait for the season to end and pray I get placed higher after placements.

>>167260520
Translation:i don't know shit let's talk about shipping instead :DDD

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>>167260616

>>167260576
right click the speaker icon in the lower right corner, click recording devices, disable everything that isn't your mic

if that doesn't work re-install your mic driver maybe

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>People who bought the game twice just to have a battlenet account called "GenjiOnly"

>>167260615
This exact thing just happened to me for the first time, he just looked down and shot at my feet.

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>>167260576
right click the sound in the bottum right of the taskbar. right click on mic default audio device, profit

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>>167260615
>playing Zarya
>get scattered and die
>wtf
>rezzed by Mercy
>walk into nearby room to protect said Mercy
>poke head out of doorway few seconds later
>scattered again

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>>167260527
>Her matrix is still retardedly overpowered

nah its you who is retarted for not taking her out of mech before ult'n

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>the match was so boring and uneventful that something like this is PotG

>>167260031
In fact I picked Soldier from the beginning, but as they picked Pharah and Junkrat I decided to go tank as I main Reinhardt and let them dps

>>167260269
>Trying to play 3v3 as anything but Hog/Ana/76

It's an uphill battle.

>>167260486
>only thing that changed is Zarya in every game instead off 50/50 toss between her and D.Va

I will never understand how can people hate on matrix and D.Va, but seemingly not mind Zarya and her bubbles of bullshit.

>>167260693
You can change your BTag as many times as you can afford. First change is free.

Thank GOD Roadhog is fixed NOW. His character isn't OVERTUNED any more AT ALL.

THANKS BLIZZ

>>167258593
>Symmetra is OP
How?

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>>167260394

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>>167260537
Shotas are for protecting.

>>167260960
>only 400 HP
>needs her bubbles shot to do anything
>10-second and 8-second cooldown on bubbles
>short-range M1 and slow-ass M2
>charge drops to zero when killed

How people suck so badly at killing THE squishiest tank in the game, I have no idea.

>>167259176
Funny I find myself taking rein or heals usually, I find rein fairly easy to climb with though cause he's so necessary and on EU there usually seems to be at least one person talking unless you play with retards or a 5 stack. My main problem is getting on tilt so I usually stop after 1 or 2 lost games and don't play late at night cause I can't think.

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>>167260778
Did sum1 say... peanut scatter?
xd

>>167260960
Because Zarya can completely nullify a large number of ults.

>>167260991
Microwave beam that does 120 damage a second with absurd range and stays locked on even around walls and through barriers, maybe.

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>>167260394

>>167260946
this is why I can't stand 3v3

Mei/Soldier Roadhog Ana or lose

>>167260985
I know this is sarcasm but Roadhog was never that good, he is useless ult charge if you can avoid his hook (which is piss easy and made even easier with a Zarya on your team)

>>167260445
you can climb with any hero if you are better than your rank

>>167261003
I knew Mercy was a degenerate.

>>167261257
>absurd range

>her beam only tickles for a few seconds before it's useful

>>167261304
I don't play 3vs3 but wouldn't Zarya be up there? She's my favourite character for 1vs1ing anyone except maybe Hog

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>>167261336
It's not her fault.

The children seduced her.

>play comp
>team forces me to play ana when my main healer is zen
>subpar play
>lose matches
>beg them to let me show my zen skills
>pick zen.
>we melt enemy teams' tanks and pharahs. 10k healing each match
>"teach me how to zen, anon"

Why do comp fags insist on people forgoing their best characters for the meta. This is why you are all stuck

>>167261343
>can charge it up on Mei ice and other things before directing it at you and your team
>a whole 2 seconds to get fully charged
>remains fully charged for 2 seconds after using allowing time for another target or reloading and attacking again

What the fuck is going on with the matchmaker today?

I wait for more than 2 minutes without finding a match, and instead of giving me a time estimate it only says "unknown".

I play on EU by the way.

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This pedo must be punished.

>>167260991
>>167261257
The problem is if she catches you at close range, you've got 3 seconds (unless you're a tank) to kill her while she's constantly hopping around. Not to mention she has a skinny hitbox and if you miss even one shot she'll outdamage you. Oh and at the same time you're being poked by the turrets she has everywhere, decreasing the time you have to escape and your speed.

>>167261145
>make a sniper
>give him a shotgun
Bravo blizzard

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>get like 17 boxes of literal shit
>suddenly last 2 boxes
>2 event skins
>shark hog skin
>poses for mei and rein
>150 cash
honestly at this point any box that has 0 or 1 icon/voice line is great luck

>>167261538
>it's not complete garbage so it's OP

>>167261386
Any tank will do you well tbqh

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When are Blizzard going to let us choose from the list of Brawls instead of random pick only? All Brawls are shit except for Total Mayhem and the one with Lucio and Reinhardts.

>>167260960
I hate both.

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would you be comfortable going about your day to day life dressed like this

especially if you're a fit dude on whom this outfit is going to scream "I'm dressing like this to show off my rippling pecs"

I know I wouldnt

Anyone got the event items template

>>167261675
I want the option to sell things I have for a little extra gold. I don't want all these recolors.

>>167260269
If you dont have a Hog on your team its gg, you lost

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>first box in 2 hours
>white
>white
>blue
>white
>all dupes

>>167261890
>opened 5 boxes so fat
>only one legendary skin for sombra
>nothing yotr themed
fucking hell

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Just a little reminder that this is the sort of girl who roleplay healslut.

>>167262070
I really did need this I was getting a little carried away trying to show off for the mercy mains in my games

>>167260649
Your placement matches only account for like +/- 500 SR I think. Your actual rank will depend highly on your hidden QP MMR. So maybe just try hard in QP before next season?

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Save Amelie when?

Also new skin when?

>>167262070
>Did someone call for a sandwich?

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Can we expect Dark Lucio in the next update?

Winston needs his barrier buffed. I promise it won't make him op to have a better barrier. 1000 health and shorter cooldown, that's all I'm asking. Currently it has 600 health and an 18 second cooldown that starts when other disappears. It should be like 15 and start cooldown at placement. Symmetra, a support, gets a 1000 hp barrier every 10 seconds why can't a tank? Not asking for more dps. Not asking for more armor or health although to be honest that would be nice but I won't be greedy. He used to have a 1000 hp barrier but hero stacking made that op so they nerfed him. Hero stacking isn't in the game. Give him his barrier back

>>167262406
As long as we can get Dr. Soldier 76 and Young Ana

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>>167262350
Her redemption and new skin will come at the same time.

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>>167262406
Blizzard hasn't confirmed anything yet but they listen closely to the community so I'm sure he's coming.

>>167261386
Zarya has a very hard time building weapon charge in 3v3 compared to 6v6.

>>167262457
>Young Ana
Nigga what

what if medals were awarded based on the performance of everyone in the game and not just your own team

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>H EA L M E

wat do???

>>167262696
wall ride up to where she is and pump up my jam

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>>167262696
Pop a nut on her

>>167262696
Give the lady what she wants

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>Roadhog can one-shot 90% of the roster for pressing left shift

Why do people defend this

>>167262696
If she's in line of sight and I won't kill myself trying to do so, heal her probably.

>>167262696
She's too broken to be healed

>>167262668
Then they wouldn't provide as much positive reinforcement which is the opposite of what Blizz wants.

You are pretty much guaranteed to lose half the time. If you can assign the blame to your team mates then you take less of an ego-hit and you're more likely to keep playing.

"Oh we lost but I got Bronze in objective elims, healing and objective time so I was doing my part. When I get a team as good as me we'll win easy."

They made Mei fat.

>>167262876
>>167262876
>>167262876
>>167262876
aw fuck didn't see new thread, welp

>>167262668
Like your team's percentile of damage, elms, healing, etc compared to other games? Would be kinda weird and hard to justify since would you compare golds and GMs, how would it take the length of the game into account. Besides as much as they are used for dickwaving competitions, individual medals are still useful to see if you or a teammate is performing their task correctly.

New animated short next week. Assuming the next animated short follows the same release pattern as the previous ones.

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>person from another class left their assignment on a table
>check to see what their name was
>Hanna Song
>mfw

>>167262817

because 90% of the roster can give hell to hog without any difficulty.

>>167261720
That's an incredible stretch to put words in my mouth, child. Incapable of discussing matters intelligently?

It simply does too much damage, that's the long and short of it. You shit your britches about Roadhog and Widowmaker and Hanzo doing mega-damage, why does Symmetra get a free pass?

>>167258684
why don't you switch hero then?

>>167262696
Tell her to ask Gerard for that.

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>>167262406
no, the opposite of lucio would be the opposite would be a woman named Oicul

also have legs as arms and arms as legs, and her ass as a head and shit from the face that's now on her ass.

>>167262817
Because Ana can make it so he stuns himself instead of healing for two seconds with a well timed nade. Roadhog is crazy strong, but he's helpless if caught out.

>>167263017
Who/what do you think it'll be about, if there is one?

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>>167259532
WOOP WOOP
>tfw no blue cheeks resting on my face

>>167263056
I was too busy the reinhardt

>>167263004
No I mean all twelve players in the current match rather than just the six players in your team

>>167263019
How? If he's looking at you and closer than 40m you're dead unless the guy playing him is retarded.

>>167262817
He's always been broken as fuck.

>>167262961
They tried to fix her model, but forget to fix the actual bug.

17.5k healing, 15k silver dmg over 4 rounds as zen

mercy with 18k healing gets 10 votes lol

>>167263028
Because she dies to a warm breeze and has to put her finger up your asshole for a few seconds to do the damage

>>167263112
More widowmaker ass please

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>>167263109
Though there is no actual way to tell based on what we have heard and what we can guess. There are 2 possibilities.

1. The lucio short the VA mentioned was being worked on.

2. A short featuring Oasis such as how The Last Bastion featured eichenwalde.

The 2nd possibility may include mercy since she was shown as being in the middle east. Also there are rumored voicelines that Reaper says "I'm here to visit a old friend" when on oasis. So maybe reaper visits mercy. Possibly genji shows up as well and fights off reaper with mercy. Then expository dialogue and ends with them deciding to rejoin overwatch.

The 1st possibility will most likely be Lucio fighting Symmetra. While having a debate about order v Chaos. Symmetra might have a moment of doubt when Lucio confronts her with Vishkar's evil deeds. But will tay with them. Might end with Lucio hearing about Overwatch's return and deciding to join them to make a difference.

How would each character die if they were going to kill them off?

>>167263316
>Fags in mediocre MMR care about meta even though they are too shit for it to matter
>Never seem to care that Mercy is shit and out of meta

>>167263221
even if he land his hook, bubble, sleep dart, DM, mccree stun, and any bump can avoid death to the grabbed guy.

and if he still die, hog is helpless for 6 seconds, which is way enough for anybody to kill him.

snipers and long/medium range hero force him to stay under cover at any time

hanzo can easily oneshot him

an enemy rein make him near useless

ect

i have never seen so much rage as i have with capture the flag.

jesus fucking christ this shit is insane

>>167263535
>Possibly genji shows up as well and fights off reaper with mercy

That's so random shit that it may actually happen because Chu is in charge.

>>167263541
Amelie will die after killing the Talon scientist who turned her into Widowmaker. She'll bleed out and smile as she joins gerard.

>>167263560
Some people just don't have the aim to use Ana effectively.

>Join game
>screen dark after loading
>clipping through floor
>DEFEAT
>t-pose enemy team

>>167263684
I am hoping that someone in Blizzard has the guts to tell him that's stupid. But probably not.

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>>167263112

>>167263541
Roadhog will succumb to his radiation poisoning

Reinhardt will die in a glorious battle against maybe the omnics in the second Omnic Crisis

DV.a will have PTSD/Depression and do a suicide rush into that big omnic that rises up every few years

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>>167263109
Introduction of Dark Lucio. Origin story about how he joined Talon and gets his life stealing and speed reducing badass guitar from his home country of Norway.

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>>167256531
sfw version

>>167263535
Lucio vs Symmetra sounds good, but I think its unlikely because Symmetra already has had a comic. But Lucio solo short, sure.

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>Be McCree
>Press Q
>whole team instantly turns my general vicinity and heads shot me

>gib def
>go zen
>tracer soldier mercy and genji
>they all run up to the door and die as soon as the opponent walks out

>>167263586
Assuming outside interference, bubble and sleep dart could work if the zarya or any can react quick enough, but the others require d.va mccree or other hero to be within spitting distance of roadhog in which case they are probably near roadhog's teammates and will have a hard time staying alive. If you are talking about the hooked character doing on of those things, roadhog can oneshot you before you are unstunned so not an option unless he misses or doesn't fire quick enough.

>>167263541
The supports:
Ana will die of old age
Lucio will be assassinated by a trusted advisor after his revolution succeeds
Sym is actually a defense hero
Mercy will be executed for her mad science experiments
Zenyatta will die in an act of self-immolation

>>167263660
CTF was never going to be balanced. There's no reliable for a chaser to catch up to a runner. Not even counting bullshit like Sombra instant caps, or Zen and Winston being able to take the flag and run with it being impossible to catch up. Prime example being in control center with Zen's ult lasting long enough to go from one point to the other.

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>>167261445
Very true

Do the people who spam I NEED HEALING ever actually play a healer?
I know you need healing, I can see you through walls, if I'm not healing you it's because I'm fucking dead. Wait.

I smell a new forced meme in the works
Tell me, what are some good /owg/ memes?

>>167263365
>ana-tier lanky model that bunnyhops 0.1m infront of your screen because unlike you she requires not a shred of actual aim input
>dies to a warm breeze
"everyone needs to be a mcree god" is not a counter

>>167264178
Sorry about that, its usually a panic button for me to get the attention of the healer.

Who would win this. Every map, every game mode, both attack and defend. For those with more than 6 to choose from they can choose 6 and switch it up depending on map/enemy. For those with less than 6 they can stack 1 hero.

>offense heroes
>defense heroes
>tank heroes
>support hero
>play all KOTH maps
>defend all 2 CP
>defend all hybrid
>defend all payload
>attack all 2 CP
>attack all hybrid
>attack all payload
>every team plays every team attack and defend 1 time
>round Robin style

Who wins the most game? I wanted to break it down even further but thought this'll be easier. But in case you want to
>who king of KOTH?
>who king of 2 CP attack AND defend they have to not just 1
>who king of payload attack AND defend they have to not just 1
>who king of hybrid attack AND defend they have to not just 1

>>167264229
I'll tell you once you master Reapers spray pattern.

>>167264178
>if I'm not healing you it's because I'm fucking dead
or because they're flanking and balls deep in enemy territory trying to take on +4 people.

pretty much suicide to try and heal them

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>>167256871
> hair looks like hair
> jawline is correct
> lips are like the ingame model
this guy makes the best Pharah renders bars none

>>167263535
The short could also be for the new upcoming hero. I know that's a bit of a stretch, but I think they would try to dedicate a short to that instead.

>play d.va
>tanks shit on me
>dps shit on me
>supports shit on me

>play roadhog
>4 gold medals
>sometimes 5

I hope they don't nerf him next patch because he's free elo.

>>167264332
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/0/0f/Fixed_weapon_spread.png/303px-Fixed_weapon_spread.png?t=20101008232836
This about close?

>>167263760
T-pose always get me

>>167264090
>Sombra instant caps, or Zen and Winston being able to take the flag and run with it being impossible to catch up
never had issues like that.

90% CTF games for me involves the entire team(except me) rushing to go attack, get killed, then the entire enemy's team rushes me during that down time, and of course fucks me over since nobody ever wants to defend. dont understand why people dont get you need atleast 2 people watching the point

>>167261675
Dude i get gold with every other box but it usually is coins or dupes. I've gotten zen's new skin 5 times now.

>>167264284
Fair enough, I can sympathize with that.

>>167264369
Fortunately I don't get too many of these, not lately anyway.

>>167264526
What's the problem?

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Can anyone see if this is true? This mother fucker can't type so they are probably arabic.

Pharah's bio has her as Fareeha Amari so did Chu fuck up again?

Have you guys ever heard of this really cool indie niche game called Battleborn? Its similar to Overwatch but like way more deep and prettier character designs.

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Reaper teleportation should be redone into something cooler and more useful

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>>167263901
So good

>>167264654
In Arabic, if the father is unknown, the daughter takes on the surname of the mother. This contradicts with him saying that her father is known, but thats nothing new.

>>167259307
alright own up in disc who you are right MEOW

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THE WOLF MARKS ITS PREY

>>167264681
Mo, but have you heard of this thing called Paladins? It's way more fun than Overwatch, and the girls have bigger boobs.

>Trying to get all the cute sprays
>Can never get 4 dragon kills with Hanzo
>End up getting good at Hanzo due to how much I've played him
Hanzo is hilariously overpowered if you can get your accuracy over 50%. It's not even about the scatters, just get good at popping the enemy supports in the head from afar and they can never push.

>>167262070
>>girl

You're lucky if it's even that.

>enemy team has a pharah doing work
>"dps" refuse to switch from hanzo and reaper
>lose

>>167264689
I feel like it could be 3-4 times faster without making him feel totally cheap or broken.

>>167264689
I wish it was more like shown in the animations, it would be so cool being able to move around the floor or walls, maybe using the shadows to actually hide yourself.

Why do people get so asspained when you emote after a big play?

>>167264328
Support or offense will win most games

>Zenyatta and sym do great dps
>mercy can damage boost mostly since there's so many others healing
>nanoboost Zenyatta or sym is actually scary

>sombra can focus on hacking health packs and emp enemies

>tanks will rely way too much on health packs
>no sustain

>defense will do ok on KOTH and defense but can't see them doing anything on attack
>like tanks no sustain and need health packs

>>167264931
get a Zarya and suck her dick for combo

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>>167264826
THE WOLF!

HUNTS FOR ITS PREYYYY

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Can someone TL;DR anything big that's changed since around the first big genji nerf? (That was around August I believe)

How is there still no Widowmaker skin?

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>>167264681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDzZbz-YGYs

>>167264868
>girls have bigger boobs

Overwatch confirmed to shut down next month.

>>167265023
Naw, this could accidentally make Reaper useful as a tank melting ambusher. You wouldn't want Reaper to be useful again, would you?

>>167264689
His wraith form should move faster.

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>>167264681
Hey Randy

>>167265131

>tank melting

Reaper melts every single person he gets close to.

What is with the "its time for my bedtime" meme people spam after winning?

i dont get it

>>167264178
That's why I like using the japanese voices. It sounds more polite than HEAL ME or I NEED HEALING

>>167265158
it does, it goes 5% faster than tracer and genji walk speed

>>167265204
ggez filter

Who is the great mastermind behind the omnic crisis? Jews?

>>167264868
The only decent Paladins are the falconer and the genie and MAYBE the bomb king. Rest are shite.

>>167265204

The game filters "gg ez" into all those random sayings that make people look like retards/kids.

>>167263901
>you will never passionately mate with Pharah in missionary and release your seed while balls-deep inside making her shake and scream with a huge body-arching orgasm

>>167265178
JUST FUCKING BUY IT PLEASE

>>167265084
I try, but I never get good Zaryas on my team. They always blow their load at the wrong time and get 3 if they're really lucky.

>>167265086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkZY8GjdRw

>>167265290
The god programs most likely. I have a feeling those fucks will act like A.M.

>>167265224
Still not fast enough. It's near useless as an escape if your team isn't directly around the next corner for you to hide behind since it doesn't last long enough for the minor speed increase to make any real distance.

>>167265158
What if it worked like D.va matrix?
I mean you could move really fast in wrath form.But if you cover a big distances, cooldown is really long.You can still use it to escape in combat
Something like that

>>167265210
someone who is being raped since going to politely ask for heals

>>167264542
I'm a torb main. I never go far from the point. I'm sometimes go a little bit out for cover fire or if we capture the flag to be a minisupport showering tyne flag bearer with 75 armor every few seconds until they score

>>167256579
>Getting tilted before even seeing what they do

Hell man, even a shit Ana can cost the match. Learn to play around characters you don't like, and learn to talk to people if their character is actually detrimental after the match starts.

>roadhog x3
>winston x2
>bastion
>junkrat

REEEEEEEEEEE I JUST WANT THE GIRLS SKINS

>>167265198
Reaper melts nobody right now, because he's useless even in QP.

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>>167265131
>tfw plat
>mfw Reaper is still usable here

>can aim with soldiers hitscan
>can aim with zarya beam tracking
>can aim with slow projectiles like helix, pharah, zarya
>can aim with mercy/dva weapon

>cannot fucking aim with zen

His fucking projectiles are too hard to see and I can't which way to track to get hits in lot of cases damn it

>>167265323
>>167265235

wow never knew that.
i cant disable it?

>>167264931
Snipers ruin shooters

So who are the "good guys", who are the "bad guys", and why do they constantly fight together against each other?

>>167265679
It's all VR training

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I did it, /owg/. I've finally become a master Junkrat.
>tfw winrate below 50% though
Is he be proud of me?

>>167265615

No, it's a permanent filter for everyone

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>>167265086

>>167265551
>tfw gold and nobody ever looks up