sc2

gook

good thread

sc2 thread #666

i honestly think scv could make great poets. the scv manner of typing emphasizes brevity & wit as well as an incisive stab right into the heart of every matter. we scvs do not wast words

http://instagram.ftpa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/t50.2886-16/16440236_720537201456614_6344521910079979520_n.mp4

>>167255554
trojan

yeah! yeah!!!

glad we are out of that shitzii thread

>>167256001
bitch

yeah!!! yeah!!!!

woke up at 10am on wednesday morning

slept from 9:30-11:30pm wednesday night

still awake since then at 2:17pm thursday afternoon

bitcoin $1k.....

yeah!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!

>>167256235
you lost me this makes no sense

>>167256372
in the last 28 hours ive only slept for 2 hours..

a sleepy bOy.....

>>167256439
*knocks you out*

^who are you talking about

>>167256439
funny
i on the other hand slept for 28 hours in the last 2 hours

started aerating my apartment because I thought it smelt and now my throat is aching
yeah not falling for that one again

>>167256601
my throat is scratchy too
lets get healthy together

>>167256665
yeah I know the best medicine *chugs cheap whisky*

get that hog a vape

>>167257193
why

'why' he says

>>167257332
never ever question my words in front of the other scvs again

>>167257412
why

get a load of this 'whyse guy' ova here

R.O.F.L.M.A.O.

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damn.. imagine this..

hmm...feminine penises...

>>167257775
omo!

on second though. scv wouldnt make good poets afterall

my ultimate is almost off cooldown

shall i compare thee to a summers day...

>>167258518
a cute ladyboi
her futa horsecock
i would suck

>>167256069
+1

hard to be a poet when the light inside you has been extinguished for years

extinguish my ass dady

>>167258791
heh

what

>>167259754
what's with the brazilian flags?

>>167259337
why was this excellent post deleted
explain yourself janny

oh boy

cant wait to do this to my hair

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>>167260076

>>167260076
>>167260241
take a dump on it?

>________<

ugh thursday already...where did this week go?

only girls do that to their hair...

where did my life go

>>167257775
hmmmmmm

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should i spend $4 for the quicker shipping?

are you gonna get one of these dragon dildos

>>167260823
is it an omohole... yes if so...

>>167260823
monitor?

its a clock you idiots

i had a dream last night that patton oswalt was my highschool teacher and he was being a cunt so i bodied him right in the classroom. like picked him up and threw him crashing into the ground. all the classmates looked on horrified like i had done a terrible thing

first of all

>>167259897
how did you memorize that post number...

secondly

*farts*

>>167261427
excuse me, mr skeeup..

>>167261305
i have a proactive intellect

>>167262058
oh no :/

there's a guy in the texas capital building who just sits in the lobby almost every day with a pro-weed legalization sign and chats with the congressmen as they come and go. hes kind of like my hero or something

fucking globalists

YOU WILL DIE NOT US!!!!

yeah im not watching that

>>167265472
+1

>>167265472
yeah i wasnt talking to you anyway since you arent even one of us so stfu

>>167265472
+1

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>>167255156
everyone loves maru :3

https://gfycat.
com/IdealisticCornyChimneyswift#?speed=0.5

*kfaps*

>>167265472
>>167265548
>>167265617
lol sameshit stfu

>>167266082
>you will never hold maru in your lap and tickle him so he wiggles his butt around on your crotch

>>167266416
O_o what is that
is slutpop making a comeback??

when i walk in all the girls get quiet...

>>167268173
rape them

>>167268232
found the nigger

>>167268298
found the pigskin

>>167268298
+1

>>167268298
-1

>>167269072
-1

imagine being a nigger...
oh wait i can't lol

>>167265472
+1

im not even gay leave me alone

ahem....HELL000

something happened. things are suddenly even much worse than usual. everything has changed.

>>167272493
did you poop your pants....

an ominous post....

>>167272493
take your anxiety meds

wish i had anxiety meds but im too nervous to see a doctor...

hungry

i said MOM I AM HUNGRY

based janny banning cuckposters

someone.....

>>167272493
i wanna know what youre talking about

severe depression xD

>>167269386
-1

>>167269386
lol
>>167274468
get outta here idiot

should i get titanfall 2 from g2a...

>>167274548
-1

christ this general is reeking garbage

>>167274579
obviously no, why would you do that

who invited the elroy

i will **** anyone here if i have to

cuz i wanna play titanfall 2 and the sale finished right as i was about to buy it...

>>167274776
look @ me when im fucking talking to you

oh my... O_O

starcraft 2 is a game...

also titanfall is probably already dead online because no one really likes those games

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>tfw it's thursday and tomorrow is already friday

it looks fun........,.......
and theres a general so i can make new friends...

>>167274986
a fuckin retard game

hold on...the heck is an elroy!

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>>167275120

>>167275120
>>167275193
did nony rope himself yet

>>167275120
wow its the guy that beat maximusblack at mlg

edgelords...

little baby boys....

gookgi

>>167275471
What did he mean by this?

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>my favorite webcam hostess is offline
I hope shes ok

phone

phone retard

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twitch
.tv/zombiegrub

>>167275570
first of all phone
secondly mind your own business baby boy

>>167275660
>>167275697
>>167275747
What's this hot new "phone" meme?

hi there, L. Roy speaking

thing is like
girls are either pretty or they aint

there's no inbetween
like scarlet is a fucking dog

but boys?
boys are either cute or just okay
you could fuck them either way and it'd be good

ignore him lads

The memes have certainly changed since I was a young /starcraft2general/'er.

>>167275923
scarlett isnt a girl
scarlett is a boy

a nasty ugly ol boy

>>167275570
>>167275616
>>167275878
>>167275967
telephone

who else posting on their banana phone?

hi its me el ron hubbard

Im not even on a phone
Im on a computer
Not playing sc2
Brb

l ron hoyabembe*

thread is bad im faxing the admiral asap

~_~

soyu butt~

tinny needs to psot again

if everyone in this general died tomorrow the world would be a better place

excluding me though

Excluding me too

im ready to go LORD

im gonna let a boy touch my butt this weekend.....

nobody needs to die polposter just needs to leave and never come back

>>167277206
are you a girl...

^youre aware nobody likes you right

im going to die alone!!!!

i don't think anyone likes me
i'm nasty and vile and i can't seem to say anything nice
i'm so fake too, i never say how i really feel

*does 3 push ups*

our guy...

trimps... factory idle... kittens... i cant stop playing incremental games someone KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>167277612
*kills you*

http://ggtracker.com/matches/6953673
pilipili map hacks you can tell just from looking at the boxes

>>167277698
boxes don't lie

>>167277698
what boxes?

is bamboozling boy butts gay?

>>167277352
i can be...

>>167278230
omo...

https://twitter.com/nonyTV/status/806272742383230977

lmfao when's the qualifier so that we can see him fail

>>167278461
cute lizard

>>167277878
this was me until i got a job and was forced to talk and interact with people 9 hours a day. now i find it easier to open up to people and respond to situations like a normie would. thankfully im interested in sports so i can talk about that with the guys. the girls are mostly boring, so we look at stupid pictures or, do I dare say it, flirt. wageslaving fucking sucks tho don't do it.

i dunno, i might be mentally ill because i dont value the company of others at all while simultaneously being terribly lonely

just buy a wife then youll never be lonely

>>167279483
+1

>>167279483
+1

>>167279483
our guy

https://twitter.com/kimdot
com/status/817251310160359424

based as fuck
back at it again
1000$?? more like 10 000$ in 2 months

>>167280150
so april $10k is back on???

im taking shots of petrone

*jerks it*

you scvees are gettin real nasty with me...

>>167280943
well quit gettin gay

we like gay boys here

we do not we are straight boys who like lookin at girl butts

>>167280813
why did this get deleted...

https://twitter.com/JadeWasco/status/825877040649949185

holy shit

>>167281309
who can say?

im not gay... but...

scarlett...

woulda been cooler if he jumped off and died

chickens have breasts but NO nipples!

>>167280558
you know it
that last dip pretty much proved that bitscoins are here to stay

>>167281454
what the freak is wrong with these people >_<

https://www.twitch
.tv/nony

well woulda look at the time!!!!! brb with some vod and vape

ready 2 do........my thing!!!

i wonder if he's going to do his thing again...

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>>167282013
holy crackers i think it might have been nony who posted this

*ghost rides the whip*

anyone else happy to have cactus valley back in the ladder map pool?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tcsera_khc

holy crappers!

i don't feel so good

>>167282316
*slides you 4 tums* here u go :)

>>167282013
>make stalker
>win
another exciting protoss game

omg r u going to eat all four?? O_O

>>167282371
ty

*beats off to holy crackers*

>>167282302
this reminded me
i hope rifkin has a heart attack

>>167282438
do you want one?

is he regifting one of my tums.....

ummmyeah slide one over dog

*throws a hissy fit*

*cracks a cold one*

haha the gangs all here *takes a sip*

*hits vape* so many volts and watts.....

*breakdances*

*breaksdown emotionally*

0-4 in placement matches so far x___x

haha

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>>167283406
based

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>>167283406
you can do it, just keep fighting~!

no you cant just uninstall now and adopt a shitposting persona

>>167283632
gonna word this post

*loads up overwatch*

..where'd you get the money for that

>>167283632
word

>>167283632
+1
its just a better life

nony lost again

rip

Hey Nony, I was just wondering if I could grab your right butt cheek in a friendly, but firm manner, just for a couple of seconds, as a form of encouragement? It wouldn't have to be awkward as we don't need to make eye contact. Then we go our separate ways, until next time.

>>167283987
phone

*loads up paladins*

*boots up quake*

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GSL

*fires up microsoft excel*

>>167284240
what are you gonna tabulate...

*turns on chips challenge*

>>167284354
*beats you*

>>167284335
gooks

*boots on my phone*

wtf why'd you hit me

stupid meme fucks you will never achieve anything in your worthless lives

shot yourselves in the head fuck sc2 im out. peace nigs. you suck.

first of all im a champion chip challenger, so of course i won

secondly you look queer and i dont like that!

like i always say

like buddha said : u will not be punished for your anger, u will be punished by your anger.

my keyboard isnt working and im scared its a virus :^T

O_<

nvm its working again

bitcoin <3

like buddha said: yeah bitch i aint really nuthin like a hero, i just wanna get my dick sucked and multiply them zeros

our guys
1. jesus christ
2. buddha
3. elon musk

4. saddam hussein

>>167285510
word

>>167285107
>keyboard isn't working
>still able to write this post
yeah ok buddy. i'm not falling for that.

>>167262987
i got my medical marijuana card today

which bible should i buy?
king james is the good one right?

i got Micheal and dale dan tony coming over in 30 minutes

ooo an eyelash fell in my vod drink, everyone make a wish

*wishes for a sip of vodka*

i wish nobody's wish comes true

:/

i quit drinking literal minutes ago

havent had a sip in days

i'm cold

>>167286970
same just turned on my humidifier

*uses friction to warm you up*

for the last time, sandpaper doesnt warm me up

*stinks*

>>167287161
What?

>>167287161
tf is wrong with you

>if the recognition of selfishness is prerequisite to the mitigation of its force and the diminution of its antisocial consequences in society, religion should be a dominant influence in the socialisation of man; for religion is fruitful of the spirit of contrition

hmmm.....interesting thesis

kaceytron

let me piss on this thesaurus and use which words get wet

voddy..

>>167287813
she's dressed so modestly...

*writes my thesis*

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>I find the games of the older masters more exciting and entertaining. Look at the most recent world championship. People trying to get tiny advantages without weakening their own position too much

>>167287981
a pretty girl....

>>167287845
its from 'Moral Man & Immoral Society', a treatise that argues the morality of human groups tends to be inferior to the morality of individuals

https://youtu.be/TY8Dl_dVdJs
who is putting this sh*t in my recommendations?

idk if i should click that i dont want to go to jail

>>167288102

based baukbro

based yeribro

i didnt know lynyrd skynyrd was our guy

https://youtu.be/J4j7ggZqbiU?t=37

i also didnt know that's how you spelt his name

>>167288102
lmfao even chess chimps hate high level chess

>>167288315
oops meant for

>>167288161

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNJOr9iJpcM

>>167288485
thanks for the you though :)

will not click that

>>167288502
i do not want to watch this

>>167288502
Yeahhh... this video is definitely not for everyone but neither am I! I don't always rant/go off like this (and yes it was over the top / mean) but I absolutely DO from time to time (obviously). Part of that is I am a real human that has the philosophy that in my stream you will get the good, bad and ugly. I don't do my hair/makeup before and stream for 12 hours as a person I am not. I give you what I am thinking/feeling (as much as appropriate) and that isn't for everyone. I don't actually think this video is "funny" or something I actually think it's a fair shot of what I can sometimes do.. act like an ass. If I was this way all the time or even half the time I'd be struggling to find a job but the fact that this CAN happen is actually part of what I bring to the table. Like it or not. To those of you that stick around and support me because they know I am not always a ranting lunatic.. thank you :) To those of you that hate me? Well, maybe I will have a rant with you some day ;)

didnt read

>>167288807
I literally think a lot of you are children. Like 12 year old children. I practice 10+ hours a day. I haven't been going to the gym because I am so obsessed with practicing. I eat 1-2 meals a day because I don't want to get away from practice. I then have been sleeping 4-6 hours a night. I force myself, so that I don't literally have ANOTHER breakdown to play 1-2 hours of other games cause I love games and they are what allow me to calm down. I have had Deus Ex 3 since the day it was released and I STILL haven't beaten it because I play it 1-2 hours every week.
I get it. You guys hate me cause I lose at MLG. Fine. But fuck you. Fuck you in your clueless ass. I actually do a lot of things besides MLG and it includes winning, helping others win, growing my team/this sport and reaching new people. What do you do? Exactly. Shut the fuck up.

sex with me~

>>167288807
>To those of you that stick around and support me
its so fucking gross that these grown fucking people need to be supported by teenagers and their allowance

yeah they should be supported by govt tard money and their parents like us

actually i have a job

>>167288971
teenage girls are so horny...

so did that guy ever get the couch outside

I'll do it later trash day isn't until wednesday

>>167289118
we have jobs here and we support ourselves

im miserable

>>167290096
incontrol...

not that fat video game playing idiot

i messed up...
i bought a bottle of juice and after drinking it i checked out how many calories it was and it was like 500kcal u___u
how can juice have so many calories what the hell??

just A fat video game playing idiot

not a fat video game playing idiot

thinking bout buying a new board game

*buys a new book instead* based me im intelligent

more like bored game... haha gotcha monopoly

gotcha

monopoly sux lets play catan instead...

i know a great board game *puts chess on the table*

*knocks it off*

>>167290905
i win again

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made me think...

social media is filled with too much anger, and you know what the buddha says about anger...

ok i've watched 31 minutes of the incontrol video it's been boring and also quite depressing i think i'll leave it here

i dont even think incontrol watched that much

*skips to 1:07* perfect

>>167290973
*pushes you down and pees on you*
why do you make me do this every time?

>>167291284
*opens mouth* right here

maybe if I wasn't so retarded my life would be better

>>167291463
+1

READY TO ROAR

READY TO ROCK

READY TO GIVE IT ALL I GOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnMXoyUqzkw

>>167291325
i already emptied my bladder on you i don't understand what i'm supposes to do here...

im not getting gay anymore

how often do you have thoughts of suicide?

pmuch never

i just want to be dead

This mimichan app is pretty nifty i like it a lot

shut tfu

>>>/v/366205437

/v/ is talking about /ourgirl/

not a girl >_>

gook

>>167292819
ctrl+f gook, fixed that situation, you're welcome

a stupid, useless 27 year old boy...

that'll be me in a few years

anyone else ready for the weekend...what a rough week from work. cant wait to watch gsl

work...heh

>>167296731
you have to get a job after college

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>>167296598
gsl is still 5 days away

college....heh...blew that joint years ago

my ass is pristine rn tho lmao

whenever I eat bananas I start pooping so much and feel awful in general but I used to have low potassium and probably still do so wtf
maybe the alcoholic who thinks way too much about vitamins and electrolytes will tell me whats wrong

good night :3

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/v/ was being mean to our girl earlier. say something nice to her!

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>>167299135
i drew this sketch of her :3

>>167299135
> her

>>167299779
meme bulge aside those eyes are fucking terrifying

do you think she had a big shlong or a little feminine one?

all trannys are so insecure about their masculinity that they try to become women so I would assume its usually going to be small and a big part of their insecurity to begin with

small yet big... yes interesting... *BRAAAP*

soyu butt~

>>167303846
post it...

>>167302491
what about the ones that are men

>>167302491
whenever i watch tranny porn they usually have huge cocks

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Henlo fags I'm here from ober generale and you guys are absolute shit stains that dont even talk about games baka

wow what a bad post!!!

yeah i dont care what elroys think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqOlxG20myY

dont click on that video it puts you on the no fly list

>>167307495
no fly list for where?

for anywhere idiot. if you try to go to the airport youll be detained and told you cannot board a plane

>>167307686
im flying to your house right now

im ghost riding the whip right now

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if you don't play random you're kinda gay

>>167307409
I used to see that fag post on charlie's channel

>>167309110
who is charlie

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does this game have cheaters/reward cheating?

im coming from playing esea in counter strike, and that game is filthy dirty with cheaters. all the way up from matchmaking to professional players in lan tournaments, so many people cheat

i just want to play a game where i can learn and not be cheated out of my victories. from my knowledge you dont get rewarded for cheating in starcraft nearly as much as fps games, why is really appealing

i used to play bw a lot and was high masters when sc2 came out in season 1 or 2, but then i quit. im a free agent in terms of having a game to play i was mid 4k in dota but i hated it and peruvian people, cs has too much cheaters and WoW isnt like it used to be in 2008, so i might get back into this game tb.h

when lost, eventually you end up home, and to me starcraft has always been home

>>167311894
there are very few cheaters

unless you ask avilo, who will tell you every single person is map hacking or stream sniping him

Haha im on my phone

whats the worst that could happen if i eat raw eggs

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>>167257719
why are girls such whores with everybody else but me

i wish i was homo xd

>>167316554
>girls
anon...........

i love me some pigposting

>>167316005
you could get salmonella and you could die or not be able to play sc2 for awhile

>>167317424
so no downsides?

>>167317485
youll miss out on bw:hd

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omo

lewd!

hd is for numales cucks

>>167317793
id?

im eating breakfast

https://youtu.be/V22lIKgXoiQ
gooks
can't love with em
can't love without em

>>167317793
*wakes up*
*sees this*

omoooooooooooooooo

god i wish i didnt have ab eer for breakfast i feel sick

>>167320731
do you have morning w**d????????????

>>167321240
yeah dood we are soooo high haha

>>167321240
not anymore ;)

>>167321294
omo...

gonna down this beer then have a morning fap

>>167322841
go for a jog instead

>>167323881
+1

>>167323881
fuck you it's too late

dont swear at her