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NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.
>Official pages
Website: https://www.paladins.com/
Forums: http://forums.paladins.com/
Server status: http://status.hirezstudios.com/
>FAQ, useful links etc.
http://pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz
>Patch notes (OB42)
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?26760
>Datamine (OB42)
http://smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-42-datamining-maeve-new-champion-cards/
>Steam Store
http://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/
>Paladins Wiki
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki
>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB
>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnOK-TNKNmw&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9
>Decks
http://www.paladinsdecks.com/
>/palg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380
>Account statistics
http://masterpaladins.com
http://paladins.guru
Previous thread: >>166946921
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Why is this game so much more stylish than Overwatch? Look at that fucking thread opening picture. That's real talent right there. Good job men.
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I wish HiRez played the games they developed.
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I told you not to make a new thread until the patch preview!!!!!!111
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So when will we get our qt cat girl dak skin loli that is Maeve?
Also who willpet her softly, and will Fernando try to hit that
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Thank you HiRez for keeping this game robot and gay free!
God bless you
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>>167204897
Fuck you.
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>>167205068
Name one girl Fernando hasn't hit on
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>>167205291
I want a overtly homosexual character who constantly talks about shoving dicks up his ass
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Anybody have the full version of this?
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>>167205741
Torvald's already in the game
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>>167205643
good point but will Maeve use him as a scratching post?
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>>167205291
Bomb King is a fucking robot
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>>167206327
bomb king is a real human bean
and a real hero
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>>167206327
Only in your headcanon
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>>167206327
He is a bear in a robotic suit.
That is why he roars in the trailer.
>t. Drybear
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Maeve reveal when? I want to know if they went full anthro already
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>>167204526
>someone used my edit for the OP
Damn, that feels good.
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>Ying
>Support
More like Carry.
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>>167208040
I don't think they needed to be carried.
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>>167205068
cuck
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>>167208545
*buck
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>>167205643
According to some very confusing statements someone I talked to in game made:
Snek's snek.
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>>167205643
Fernando is secretly gay
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>>167209135
fernando is alright with both
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The Impossible happened to me
Me and an Overwatch player had a nice conversation about each others games.
He actually wants to try Paladins asweel as soon as he gets his pc fixed.
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Why does Androxus have to be so much better than Drogoz
Is there ANY way to resolve this matchup?
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>>167209810
drogoz is garbage
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>>167209810
Some people are not meant to be able to easily beat other people. It's why it's a team game.
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>>167209359
Fuck off
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>>167210171
Haha, why?
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>>167210285
This thread is for discussing Battleborn, now fuck off
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>>167210373
I like the one with a lot of arms and some of the things people say are funny.
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Why isTyra the best character in this game?
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>>167210725
Because you're not in very high tiers yet.
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>>167210786
what tiers are high?
I am around the 4000s
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>>167204526
Tried to play competitive keep hitting join button and nothing happens. Get in game lobby still, pick character then I'm set back home page with deserter. Will it tank my rating?
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>>167211893
4000s what?
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>>167212226
leaderboard points
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>>167212939
Oh. Most people here go by ELO. If you get above 2000 I count that as high tier, myself.
I'm not there. I'm mid-high.
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>>167212054
Deserter does not effect your rating
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>>167210725
She's not, she still gets shut down by flank and makoa too hard for her to be considered the best. Definitely a strong pick though.
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>3 instapicked flanks and 2 damages
>lost the point first 2 rounds but defended
>last rounds own the shit out of the point but can't push the payload
>three of us have more objective than all the enemy team combined
>win 4-3
What did we mean by this?
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>>167208597
choco version
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>>167205954
Anyone?
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>>167215159
>Neither team had a single Front Liner
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gay
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Drogoz speed legendary card confirmed aaaaAAAAHH!!
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>>167217959
You just KNOW they are going to fuck his fire spit
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>>167205954
>>167215872
There you go, anon.http://68.media.tumblr.com/f217caa5a28a85b218d80b8ee450003e/tumblr_oko6pr75y61vi2mn2o1_540.png
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>>167209810
You can two shot him by using fire spit and a thrust followed by left click.
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>>167218241
Thank you very much.
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>>167218241
>heart pasties
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>>167218107
It's easy to do: make Masterful OR the Spit-LMB combo a Legendary.
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>>167205954
>>167218241
>>167215872
delete this! Ying is not for lewds!
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>>167219637
She's an elf, mate. They were made for two things and two things only: lewds, and bullying.
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>>167219637
No. I uploaded it to paheal for posterity. Lewds are great advertising and I want this game to keep succeeding.
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>>167219827
>>167220198
There's a special place in hell for lustful humans, you know that?
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>>167220420
God created beauty and sexuality, anon.
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>>167220420
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>>167218107
Mate, I WANT them to fuck up his fire spit! I want them to nerf it's base and then buff it with a Fire Spit Legendary. I'd rather just use Fire Spit for the 30% bonus damage but right now, it's a waste to use it like that.
Also I can't wait for the Salvo rework.
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>>167220530
Sexuality for humans, not Ying, anon.
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>>167220779
You should probably have this, if you're going to shitpost about the supposed purity of elves, Anon.I wonder if the guy who did the last edit of one of these panels would consider doing another one.
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>>167218241
>Cassie 33
>33
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>>167220864
God bless this very pure comic panel
[/s] Also is it just me or does Torvald suck?
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>>167221143
Pretty sure you just suck, Anon. Torvald's not about dealing damage (he can't, really. 50 per tick does add up, but not fast enough to make it worthwhile.) but he is about getting on the point and enduring long enough for other people to get there. Also throwing bubbles on damages or flankers who just happen to be in line-of-sight.
Also, using his silencing ability to temporarily stop a Makoa from hooking or a Damba from gourding can turn the tide of a point defense.
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>>167221276
Plus, his giant "fuck you" hyper beam is great for cleaning house or pinning someone to a wall so the rest of the team can shoot them to death. Assuming they're paying attention.
Just be aware that Makoa doesn't fly so good when you try to beam him. He doesn't fly at all, actually.
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>>167221437
*that a Makoa who is using his ult
Forgot to write the very important qualifier.
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>>167219305
is heart pasties a /palg/ meme now?
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>>167221539
Super important. As a Makoa main I can assure you that I become a very flying turtle when not ulted.
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>>167221574
Has it occurred on more than the one Ying picture?
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>>167222095
someone mentioned heart pasties and a thong for Skye skin a few days ago.
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>>167222670
Ah.
I think heart pasties are maybe just sexy. Not sure it's a meme, just a generally good thing.
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maybe this is a stupid question, but is barik's shield a deployable or a shield? i never know to get bulldozer or wrecker against him
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>>167223513
A shield. Well, I mean, I assume.
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This is the only game ive ever wanted to fap to the characters.
What is wrong with me.
All of the girls are top tier waifu material.
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>>167223735
>This is the only game ive ever wanted to fap to the characters.
Do you not play video games often?
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>>167224356
I play a lot of video games.
Im just not autistic.
Im a IRL kind of guy
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>>167224356
Someone recreate this gif with grumpy bomb.
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>>167224728
No. That's way too much work for very little payoff.
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>>167221276
>>167221437
secret Torvald tech:get Nimble because it means F shitters (looking at you Cassie) can't escape your laser pimpslap and makes it harder to be hit on point from range
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>>167223513
Wrecker vs Barik shield
Bulldozer vs turrets
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>>167224448
>Not autistic
>says he's an Interdimential Rift Looter from Ruinscape.
?
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>>167225383
This. Makes it easier to get in the right positions to save peoples lives with Q as well
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>>167224849
>he has never seen someone repost his OC
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I want to marry Kinessa's stomach
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Maeve is a qt brown catgirl loli.She is also Bastet's and Nox's daughter.
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>>167230901
>>167205068
loli is a degenerate fetish.
Take that filth elsewhere.
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>>167231070
>He doesn't like petting cute girls
>He doesn't like taking care of a small girl and showing her affection
>He doesn't like being given the purest, most innocent form of love.
It's not okay to be gay, Anon.
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>>167231351
>implying shota is not okay
What is wrong with you?
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>Get steamrolled, without a chance of fighting back
>This is the 5th time this happened today
Is this the forced 50/50 meme in full force?
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>20-30 fps
Why does low rez hate toasters?
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>>167235074
Pretty much. The higher ranked you are, the more likely you are going to end up with a retard or two on your team to balance things out.
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>Makoa was near the objective 27 seconds
>Me (Ying) was 356 seconds on the objective
>He was flanking the whole game and was dying constantly to the enemy Ruckus
>Ask him to come on the objective with me
>Spams 'no'
When will being retarded be an option for reporting, Jewbear?
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>>167236450
I'd say that's close enough to "match throwing" to be grounds for a report.
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>>167236810
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Fernando is my amigo.
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>>167231070
You don't belong in this place!
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>>167240000
QUADS OF TRUTH
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>>167240000
(VER)
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[VEW]
[VEW]
[VEW]
[VEW]
[VEW]
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Does paladins uses raw input or enhance pointer precision matters?
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>>167242975
I wish Evie looked this cute.
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>>167242971
because you are a furry
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>>167242863
>>167242975
>>167243085
>>167243208
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>>167242863
>>167242975
>>167243085
>>167243208
>>167243323
I'm twelve billion years old and what is this?
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>>167243769
>Whitewashed Kinessa
Where is gachi gachi when you need him?
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>>167243769
that fucking makoa... my sides are off orbit
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ROFL
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>>167244026
>What's the difference
considering all the side effects you hear in commericals. He's right.
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>>167244026
What did he mean by this?
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>>167244193
>>167244193
>pyjamas
Britain was a mistake.
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>>167242863
>push succ
genius
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>>167244193
I would wish to be Ying instead.
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>>167208040
Why brag but hide details at the same time?
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>>167244026
where's 12
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>>167244193
What did they mean by this?
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>>167245934
When you wish upon a star.
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I have accidentaly saw the result of 'hidden mmr' as the game shut down.
As I was trying to enter casual queue, I was shown the stats of the last match I played, and to my surprise, one team was full of sub-level 30~40 players (the enemy team), and the second one was full of level 60~80 (my team).
This explains how we were able to steamroll them.
I was lagging badly that game, despite knowing that I was on the European server, I was actually on the NA server.
The forced 50/50 Meme is real.
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>>167246354
kukc
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>>167246354
What did /tv/ mean by this?
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>>167243882
I spent way too long polishing the edges on this.
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>>167246121
wow anon
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How many shekels do I need to give so Jewbear will make a loli champ?How much for a musclegirl?
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>>167244935
Why is she so happy, bros?
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>>167249004
she made new friends
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>>167249004
benis
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>>167251597
What's this?
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>>167252078
E-sports shit, which means that stream crystal/chest reward rates are going to increase again soon.
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>>167252160
>tfw shadowbanned and can't receive chest drops from watching streams
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>>167225383
Or just get someone that can give you an even better speed boost.
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>>167225383
I'm finding myself picking at least 1 or 2 levels in nimble with most champions, I actually prefer it to defense and sometimes I pick resilience to go with it, being more mobile than people expect you to be specially with slow champions is a huge bonus.
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Riveting live gameplay coming LIVE to you from PALADINSGAME, LIVE!!!
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>>167253241
>expecting anything from Twitch Chat
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>>167253632
>IttzRyan as Fernando in game
>he's also in twitch chat saying 'gg' halfways through the match
>they win 4-0 at the end
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Test maps to save this game!! DO YOUR DUTY SOLDIERS
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>Be Ying
>Fernando is nowhere to be seen
>Try to cap objective all on my own, while trying to keep myself alive
>Get gangraped by Evie and Makoa
>Fernando whines about how I don't pocket heal him as he tries to kill the enemy Ruckus and ignore the objective
>Lose because I was sick of getting the turtle dick up my ass
How are these idiots allowed in ranked?
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>>167254624
ranked is casual, but with funny frames
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>>167254121
I've liked all the test maps I've played but Stride. I still need to check out the Ice Mines redo before they throw it back in the oven tho.
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Why is Skye so shit?
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>>167255601
I reckon she's actually insanely OP with a good team.
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EU servers down?
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>>167256003
No, her kit is too weak compared to every other flank and she's the most fragile character
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>>167256292
Mine's down in NA
>>167256394
But the sheer element of surprise can be really, really demoralizing. Basically the perfect ganker.
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Did Jewbear spill mustard gas again on the servers? It keeps saying I can't connect to the server.
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>>167256542
Evie and Androxus are better gankers in every way though
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>>167256562
They are upgrading their servers to SuperServers™ but that's all I can say at this point!
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>>167256292
According to jewbear its a DDoS attack
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>>167256982
Impossible. Hi-Rez SuperServers™, combined with the critically acclaimed and impenetrable defense of EAC systems cannot be harmed by a simple DDoS attempt. Notice how I used attempt instead of attack.
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>>167256003
But she's UP against a good team.
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>>167256982
>DDoS
Did they start the ban wave and pissed some kid off?
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MUSCLEGIRL CHAMPION W H E N?
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>>167257697
N E X THopefully
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>>167257790
Next is Bastet's and Nox's child, Maeve, a catgirl.
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>>167257697kinessa
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>>167258171
After her.
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>>167256542
>surprise
Surprise is meaningless when you don't have the firepower to take advantadge of it, also the fact that she has to waste her best escape skill to get this surprise puts her in a very dangerous situation, also her surprising capabilities are limited by the loud af noise that she makes as she gets out of stealth and is pretty much neutralized if anyone bother to take illumination.
Compare with Evie, its not even funny, she can easily get the drop on anyone with ther blink, 2 shot him and fly/blink away.
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>>167258290
>Kinessa
>A musclegirl
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I just want a girl with abs and a loli.
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>>167259039
>get fit gf
>make daughter
there u go
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>>167259201
>be an worthless NEET
>get a fit gf
>make daughter
I see a failure in your plan.
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>>167259201
>I'm fat, autistic, and live in a basement
That's not possible, sorry Anon.
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>play Nando, Barrick, and Torvald
>try Makoa
>...
>cannon arc is wonky
>shield isn't strong enough to actually defend against ranged harrass
>is basically shit if team doesn't join on point
Why do people play this fucker again?
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>>167261659
I don't see anything wrong with his cannon, and the shield usually ends before they destroy it.
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>>167261897
idk, the fact that it has no splash and a weird minimalist arc makes me dislike it.
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>>167261659
>hook someone
>you and team gang up on them
>they did immediately
He's great in a team but not so great solo unless he's like 1v1ing squishy low mobility champs like Ying
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>>167262742
It's just that Makoa like Ruckus can't hold anything by himself, everything in his kit is very strong when his teammates are around.
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Can't wait for fucking Legendaries indirectly nerfing the shit out of Evie and her braindead wormhole playstyle
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>>167265852
Stop playing Tyra.
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>>167265852
Honestly I just want wormhole to become a normal part of her kit and for her ice block to be nerfed some
She's a very fast paced explosive glass cannon there is zero reason for her to stop, turn invincible, and heal herself
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>>167266125I'm playing Evie
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Pip is a flanker with a heal
Viktor is a flanker
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>>167267098
Pip is a healer, flanker and damage dealer.
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>>167267704
a lil late for christmas there skye
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>>167267890
Don't know why it was only uploaded today.
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>>167267704
>don'tbelieveherlies.jpg
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>>167267536
Viktor is a horizontally mobile damage dealer not a flanker
He primarily lacks vertical mobility as well as high burst damage of other real flankers
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>>167265509
>>167264629
It seems as I grow higher in level the less likely teammates are willing to join me on the point tbqh.
>>167267098
>Viktor
>flanker
Bruh, "point towards enemy for DPS" doesn't need the surprise factor to be goodwhy would you take the time to get into a good position when you could be burning down fucks with FREE DAMAGE AT ANY RANGE?
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>>167210725
>poppy bomb
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>>167267098
dumb frogposter
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good loadout for viktor anyone? im out of ideas
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>>167269210
Rarely do I see Viktors on the front line. I usually see them running behind the enemy and attacking.
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>>167270840
Focus on Hustle, and always harass Tyra with your superior running skills.
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>>167270840
Grenadier with a level of Hot Potato and you got yourself a bit of grenade spamming
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Anybody know if the loot bot has gone up to crystals and shit instead of just radiant chests? There is a tournament going on
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>>167273390
How high is the chance of lootbot actually giving you something? Can I just run the stream in another tab while I do something different for the time being?
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>>167273506
It's definitely rare and what you described is the usual plan. I like esports trash though so I watch.
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>>167245703
http://phsueh.deviantart.com/art/The-Mighty-Lizard-11-655377604
>Hey guys, sorry to let you know that I am very sick because of the cold weather, I will continue this after I recovered, thank you!
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>>167273579
I once got like 200 and then a bit later 250 crystals shoved up my ass during that HRX event, in the space of like 1 hour probably
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>>167273708
RIP artist
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>>167273708
>>167245703
>>167244026
>>167243882
>>167243769
>>167243657
>>167243535
>>167243431
>>167243323
>>167243208
>>167243085
>>167242975
>>167242863
Fuck that was so good. Legitimately probably the best game fan fic comic I've read
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>>167273506
Just make sure your adblock is off.
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>>167276264
I couldve sworn adblock was active back then when that happened to me
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>>167276537
I know I didn't get anything until the moment I turned it off. Might have to do with filter settings.
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Post your champs
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Why is ranked closed again
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>>167210373
lol
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>guy adds me the other day after we both have a good game
>servers go to shit after he invites me
>log on just now
>he removed me
:(
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Why is Ruckus so ugly?
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>>167279020
He's a goblin.
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>>167219305
where did you find this picture
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Has there ever been an answer as to why the hitboxes are so horrible in this game?
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>>167278093
>/shot
Thanks.
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>>167279042
That's racist
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>>167279020
He's a mechanic, always dirty and shit.
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>>167279493
Your face is racist.
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>>167279205
literally yesterdays Q&A
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>>167279205
they've said it's a deliberate choice
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>>167279205
https://youtu.be/2CAfR6scCZk?t=18m12s
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>>167279653
>just like the internet is a series of tubes
woah drybear gets us, is he /ourguy/?
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Why is Ying's joyride so shitty? It seems extremely lazy.
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>>167281048
Like the majority of emotes
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>>167281048
It's not as bad as Salsa Dance
Nothing is as bad as Salsa Dance
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>>167278093
>/shot
Thank you anon.
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>>167282485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttWQK5VXskA
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>>167282703
>>167279220
At least post champs
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Master riding bugged for anyone else? It seems to get stuck to level 2 unless I buy lv2 and lv3 in one go.
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>>167283737
Thanks man.
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>>167279081
i wish i knew
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>>167267704
>you happily accept the present
>something is ticking inside
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>>167235372
what is thisand where do i find more
>>167267890
asians dont have a good concept of american holidays
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is illusion bitch worthless now
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>>167288658
Ying is always perfect. Always.
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WHY CANT I LOG IN I REINSTALLED THE GAME TWICE
FUGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>167289956
PLEASE RESPOND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>167290070
P L E A S E
R E S P O N D
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>>167204526
I'm getting on in five minutes. add me if you wanna party.
I'm fucking sick of randoms
>oslo138
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>>167288658
Be respectful to cutest girl, you fucker.
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Anyone have any builds for buck? I know seismic wave 4 is great but I'm not sure what else is proficient.
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>>167291192
I'm pretty sure giga siphon 4 is mandatory
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>>167291269
It is? I figured it wouldn't be since caut counters it. Right now I only have it at 2 with speed loader & seismic wave at 4.
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>>167291645
How much time you spend fighting against caut3 players in any given game? I'm certain for most of the game giga siphon 4 is utterly broken
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How did we win, /vg/?
The first instapick was kinessa, then skye, bk, ghrok and I were last
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This three wins of +2 champion rating and then a -100 is really grinding my gears
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>>167293129
individual skill matters more than champions
i think its overwatch that brought the idea where "if you pick x you CANT fuck up" or "if you pick y you WILL lose"
its not the case in paladins
ying, fernando, cassie, and drogoz dont have a win button or ability yet theyre still considered the strongest because you can generally perform better with them than other champions
though it doesnt help if youre shit to begin with
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>>167294245
lol
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>>167291192
either go full lifesteal or go full jump
the cd reduction on elimination is pretty great regardless
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>big tortoise + big tree + 3 retards
>vs a team of 5 decent damage players
every time
free wins
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>>167279653
drybear is so short :3
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>>167293129
looks to me like you managed to get one of the few actually decent kinessas on your team
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why doesn't anybody read the lobby chat in comp?
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>>167296292
You need to have a person who speaks your language, knows the chat exists, opens it, and actually gives a damn about it.
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I'm 4500 competitive rating is this good?
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>>167297059
4421 here
You're k
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The PvE would be really easy if people didn't have such weird picks. Why does our team need two tanks?
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>Ruckus bought Bulldozer
>Kinnesa and Grohk bought Cauterize
>Ruckus never stays on the objective
>Grohk never heals and always flanking for some reason
>they both proceed to shit talk each other
>I got dragged into the shit talk galore by BK saying I never flank
>the shit talking continued until the end of game
Sometimes this game just gets on my nerve. This kind of stuff always happen when I'm not using frontline/support.
Is ranked scene any better? I need teammates with some common sense.
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>>167298086
And he didn't even try blaming Kinessa?
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>>167298086
I see what you did there
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>>167298267
Kinessa was silent most of the game. I got dragged probably because I called them out about the burn cards. Honestly, the game was about just 4 of us shit talking each other while Kinessa stood there watching the whole thing.
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>>167298445
Congrats. Have a cookie.
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>5 man premade pubstomping
>game goes to 3/4 both sides with 99%
>they barely win
>they all spam ggez afterwards
I don't understand people
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o/
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>>167299215
They're all on voice chat laughing it up about it too.
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>>167299307
Prove you are who you say you are.
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>>167299426
check mate ;)
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>>167299717
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I'm optimistic about patch preview tomorrow. so prepare your butts
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>>167299717
I don't get it.
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pixie I've had a question on my mind I wanted the devs to answer but I ofcourse I didn't remember it when the Q/A was on :-(
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>>167299013
Thanks! My Androfu is weak, I must train.
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>>167299995
On a scale of 1 to 10, how pleased will furfags be tomorrow?
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>ruckus and tyra are spinning around violently and twitching while shooting
>tfw they're just really laggy instead of aimbotting and can't hit anything
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pixie is one fat bitch
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>>167300351
>how pleased will furfags be
Gee, I can't think of anything I give a fuck less about
Lets hope she turns out great. Having a character who fills a more traditional assassin role with CD resets & melee abilities is gonna be sweet.
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>>167299215
They're doing it to deliberately make people angry. It works most of the time.And honestly, it feels really good especially after a long game.I never do it on Paladins though.
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>>167299995
Give us an early preview on Maeve. I can't hold it any longer.
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>>167300719
>he actually cares about the gameplay
Lmaoing @ ur life.
I just want to have a little preview of the incoming shitstorm and "Maeve is cute! CUTE!" posters, but it depends on how cute or not they made her.
New champ reveals are more fun than playing the game. It's like watching E3 with the retards at /v/.
I wonder if meme magic will eventually make the loli frontliner a thing.
Eh, probably not.
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>>167301416
Hopefully it won't. loli is a pox upon humanity.
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>>167301416
>Eh, probably not.
Don't stop believing.
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>>167301713
Hold on to the feeeeeeeling
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>It's another -100 champion rating for a total free loss
I am suffering
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>>167301416
>not caring about the game but rather the drama surrounding new characters released for said game that you don't even play
>people this retarded exist
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>>167302247
I was going to pull the pretending to be retarded card but that'd be too obvious.
In all honesty I was serious about the watching the shitstorm part, but it looks like you thought I was serious about not caring about playing.
Good on you my man.
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Are we dead yet?
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Yeah
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>>167306619
not yet amigo
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>6 lopsided losses in a row
>10 minutes of queue time between every one
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nerf nandos damage
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Now that the patch show will be today, do (you) think Maeve will be a full on furry, or Bastet 2.0?
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>>167312124
a taokaka
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>>167312124
Hope it's like in cat returns, so straight up a furry.
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>play 6 straight matches of comp mode
>have mostly decent team comp in each one
>lose the first 5 in a row because my solo queue team members only have half a brainamong them
>play my 6th game for the night
>first two guys pick Grohk and Grover
>decide to throw and go Mal'Damba because fuck it
>We now have 3 supports, none of which are pip, along with Aladdin and Ivan
>mfw we almost never die
>mfw we pound the enemy
>mfw it's the only game I won that night
I love and hate this fucking game
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I just actually won that twitch giveaway thingy. Today is good day.
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>>167312619
Was the other team too stupid to get cauterise?
I remember playing a game like that in casual a while ago (although we had a Ying and an Andy instead of Long Wang and Vasily) and after an easy first push a couple of the people on the other team got their cauterise to a decent level and then we got wrecked.
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>>167312619
3 support must be some secret meta, won every game where that happens
No wait, that last one was 4 support and Evie
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>>167312631
rigged
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>>167313140
SwiftRage
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>>167312965
thing about that is denying the enemy team cap and kills so hard that they can't get cauterize up and running and 4-0'ing
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>>167313008
I saw that you know.
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>>167312124
Please be a cat girl.
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>Lose nearly 200 rating to the same 2 stack
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>>167312228
I'd suck Drybear's dick for this to be true.
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>Be on a 10 match losing streak
>Nobody from my team contests the point, ever.
>Fernando is always Flanknando
>My team is always either full damage/full flank + me as a support
Please Jewbear, make Maeve good and fun to play, I need a new main, I'm sick of being raped by the turtle/goblin/old elf man dick.
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>Tfw Maeve may be ugly as fuck
>Tfw Maeve may be a bigger furbait than Pip>Tfw Maeve will never be a qt loli catgirl
This is true despair.
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>>167316510
Isn't Maeve another goddamn flank
Anyway, if everyone else is damage, the solution is to go damage
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>>167293129
Bad Evie, Kinessa was allowed to do whatever she wanted.
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>>167316849
No! Don't say that!
She will be cute and she will not be as furry as Pip and she will be my Palafu. I know this to be true in my heart.
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>>167316849
If Maeve is full furry then I won't even bother playing until next patch
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>>167316878
She's a melee flank, with daggers, from what we got from the datamine. She's basically Skye 2: Catgirl Boogaloo, with a decent ultimate and an actual escape.
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>>167317225
Hi-rez never went full furry with their female champs, just take a look at Bastet, that's how Maeve will look.
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>>167317348
Please no
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>>167243431
>The lusty argonian maid
I appreciate the ES reference
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>>167243769
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>>167319901
Nice
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>Be Ying
>1/3 for the enemy team
>Start telling people what to do, and to stay grouped
>Win
So this is.. the power of a Rank 14 Ying..
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>>167320894
>Be Ying
>win
happens more often than not
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>>167319593
You got that too?! XD us gamers huh? *wink* *wink*
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>play any character that I don't usually play, and want to learn
>Die every 5 femtoseconds, auto lose games
>Play characters I know
>Enemies are retards, go on a 23 killstreak, win
What is Jewbear trying to tell us?
>>
Jewbear, make Maeve fun, I don't care If she is queen nigger or furbait, I just need a new champ to have fun with.
>>
ded
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>>167322225
i hate that. i want to improve but i hate being a nuisance to my team.
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capn
had the LSD worn off yet
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Will Maeve bring this game and bread back to life?
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>>167325107
For like 3 days.
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>>167325291What if Maeve is ugly/a furbait?
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>>167325583
3 days of shitposting.
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Patch preview can't come soon enough.
In other words, ded.
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>>167327108
>watching uglysplits get spawncamped by Buck in the meanwhile
Buck nerf incoming boys.
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>>167324327
a e s t h e t i c
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>>167325107
It'll be a new age of waifuposting.
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>>167324327
Those bombs look high as fuck
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Are there any more commands where I can call people Peasants as Bomb Kang?
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>>167329474
VVGQ is all you need
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Not to alarm anyone, but I don't see any cat ears.
https://twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/827545182027530240
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>>167329824
that's a good start
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>>167329824
Maybe they're like Scottish Fold ears?
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>>167287576
source of .gif is rondu duo, tastefully futa-on-girl H game
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>>167330150
based tinkle bell
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Look at my beautiful waifu. She looks kind of tiny.
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>>167329534
When someone is spamming commands, naturally
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>>167329824
She looks like a boy.
Catgirl(male)confirmed?
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>>167330335
no(no)
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>>167330237
>it's just another elf, but with a cat face mask
>one of the skins is just a >:3
How would you react?
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>>167329824
Why does she seem so small and short? She looks like a child with a coat on.
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>>167330546
loli catgirl confirmed
based hirez
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>>167330507I would love her no matter how she truly looks.
She looks so tiny and fragile.
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>>167330645
What if she's a dwarf.
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I wish this game had an option to mute everyone by default like overwatch.
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>>167330728
I would punch Jewbear.
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>Yfw in 3 hours, Drybear will reveal that Maeve is not a loli
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>>167330507
I....am actually okay with this.
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>>167329358
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>>167331390
>Does this look like the face of mercy?
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>>167329824
Maybe she uses cats as a weapon.
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>>167330237
>short hair
DROPPED!
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>>167331695
looks like daggers maybe
I thought she would be like a rouge
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>>167332015
>short hair
PICKED UP!
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>>167332163
But she's not a bat, she's a cat.
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>>167331695
I could get behind that
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Maeve killed us.
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>>167333962
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/0c/Skel_ability_incarn1_02.mp3
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You all do realize that the new champion is a male right?
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>>167334270
Maeve is a female Irish name that means "she who intoxicates", so it can't be male.
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>>167334270
>>167334530
Already confirmed four times over by a lot of devs that it's a She.
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>>167334270
It's a cat (female).
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I thought they said they would never make a melee champ ever again, because they're hard to balance, yet they made Maeve a melee flank.
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>>167335175
where does it say she's melee?
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>>167335175
Why are you jumping to conclussions?
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>>167335175
Nah they said they didn't want to make a character who only did melee then they brought up an example of a character with a sword and pistol kinda like old Andro concept.
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>>167334530
>>167334605
>>167334657
They never said it wasn't a male, they said it was a she. They are the first transexual character in paladins! YAY
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>>167335551
faggot
>>
what if Maeve is a tomboy?
>>
>>167335551
Yaaaaaassss queen, Slay
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>>167335551
I know this is bait, but it still made me a little upset.
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>>167335551
If Jewbear tries to do this move with Maeve, I will uninstall the game.
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Will Maeve be the Loki of Paladins, or will she be Bastet 2.0?
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>>167336381
You don't like feminine penis?
>>
Is the new character a fucking trap?
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>>167336668
Don't start this shit again.
>>
>>167336194carolfag is that you?
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>>167336668
I love it!
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>>167336704
No, she is a qt loli assassin.
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>>167336569
skye is already the loki of paladins
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Anyone getting "player disconnected"?
>>
>catIt might just be card art
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3wme1YWQAE7Kmu.jpg
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>>167337601
all card arts barely defer anything to the actual champion, so yeah probably not.
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>>167337601
still a cute girl
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>throw random axe at literally nowhere from point a to point b on the map as balanced tree of many heals
>ding
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>>167337601
that does look like the silhouette though. so I think that's the character.
Definitely not a cat.
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>>167337506
yeah, me
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>>167337601
Loli assassin confirmed.
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Furryfags on suicide watch after Maeve's pic reveal.
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>>167337601
SHE'S A LOLI
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>>167329824
>inb4 hoodie
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>>167339136
that would actually be awesome.
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>>167337601
inb4 ashley burch
>>
>team instalocks
>two dam, supp, and flank
>we obviously need a tank
>but I don't feel like filling as tank for a 4-stack
>so I pick damage
>immediate rage
>"pick fkin tank retard"
>"we don't need damage dude go tank"
>"gg, 5th never wants to be a team player"
>so 4-stack confirmed
>say "if you guys want a tank so much, play one"
>more rage
>they all switch to tanks
>start saying shit like "how do you like it???"
>"gg dmg shitters who only think of themselves"
>"kys dude"
>"you did this to yourself, have fun losing"
>I switch to Ying at the last second
>"now who's not a team player, cunts?">we win 4-0 anyway because (for some stupid fucking reason) the enemy team doesn't immediately rush Wrecker
[VEW]
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>>167339563
>entire team but me instalocks damage dealers in any game
>they expect me to tank
Yeah, no.
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>>167339712
I think the best thing to do is play whatever you want, especially when your team instalocks champs with no prior communication. I'm sure as hell not tanking or supporting for people who won't even communicate during picks.
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>>167337601
>Maeve is sold as a cat-person
>But it's really just a human with cat ears
Will be so fucking mad. Sooooo fucking mad.
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>>167340264
kek she doesn't even have cat ears
She's as much a cat as Tyra is a bear
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I just took the biggest dump of my life /palg/
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>>167340385
how big?
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>>167340264
She'll have a joke that references cats and that'll be all you get :^)
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>>167340415
It was diarrhea, formed a very thick layer of poo in the toilet, felt very proud.
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>>167340264
>her abilities are cat themed
>MUST ATLEAST BE 80% FURRY CONFIRMED
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Why is buck so stressing to play?
I ALWAYS do very good as him but i never want to play more than 1-2 games with him per day.
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>>167340493
Why would you be proud of diarrhea
Any baby and 100 year old grandma can spew green water from their butthole, it's an actual measure of strength when someone can force out a footlong
>>
>Ask the braziltards in chat spamming BR=GOD HEUHEUH to speak english
>timeout for 28800 seconds
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>>167340637
Because you're always in somebody's personal space.
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>patch SMITE
>break SMITE
>>Paladins PC Possible Issue
>Investigating - Automated services have detected a possible problem with #Paladins PC. We are investigating.
Fucking Christ, HiRez. Get your shit together.
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>The whole cat/kitten thing is just a nickname for the new street-wise girl
>Faggots here thinking we'll get a cat-girl
Beg hard enough she'll get a cat skin but knowing Hi-rez it will be full of internet meme's and based off that old Grumpy cat meme.
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Someone test the PTS launcher and see if this twitchtard is talking about the preview image or actually seeing Maeve
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>>167341867
b-but the brazilian nigger that keeps spamming his shitty website everywhere said it would be a catgirl!
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>Maeve is just a small human girl
>furfags utterly BTFO
At least Hi-Rez is doing SOMETHING right!
>>
>No fucking crystal drops from stream
FUCK OFF!
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>>167342408
>Pink hair
Fucking ruined, her recolors better not be a bunch of garbage rainbow hair stuff
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>>167343269
Wow that's fucking terrible
What the fuck
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>>167343269
huh, she looks pretty good. I was scared we'll get a wacky looking champ.
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>>167343269
Cat eyes :)
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>>167343269
So mad, sooooooooo mad.
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>>167343269
FLAAAAAAT
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>>167343269
And here we see what happens when the design team is forced into their champion-every-2-weeks schedule
Next champion better be a fucking jetpac-wearing telekinetic octopus from the moon to make up for these last few shitty designs
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>>167343269
Also little preview of the valentines chest (links to ob 42 patch notes).
Since they put this stuff up so early I guess they'll give us the PTS quick so that's really cool, please don't let me down Hi-Rez
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>>167343578
>tfw no heart pasties
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who will be the first person to post their cum on a printout of maeve
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>>167343578
How is Skye anywhere near pure enough to be a Sailor scout?
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>>167343269
CONFIRMED
FURFAGS
B T F O
T
F
O
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I dont care about new maps/champs while every fucking day there servers problems, i think hi-rez have wrong priorities
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>>167343269
I like her coat.
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>>167343269
Hope she has a good hair recolor.
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>>167343578
THAT'S NOT HEART PASTIES+THONG SKYE! REEEEEEEEEE
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>>167343646
I will do it.
I just fapped so I need some more time.
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>>167343269
She looks like a trap, what the fuck.
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>>167343269
I can't fap to this
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>>167343912
good
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>>167343269
That's a boy, look at his crotch and chest.
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>>167343678
She is a pure slut.
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I was disconnected three times in a row. Drybear you better start investing in your servers you greedy jew.
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>>167343269
F U C K I N G P E R F L A T
U
C
K
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G
P
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F
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A
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That hair is shit though. I hope there's red one.
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>>167344080
Does the game d/c when steam does too? Could be that, cus I couldn't even sign into steam for a few mins
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>>167344036
Hi-Rez did it again. They stole fucking Sombra. How desperate you guys could be to play this garbage.
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Maeve is a werecat, you heard it here first. I bet she turns into a catgirl in a full moon.
>that full moon on the PTS login screen
>her ultimate is called Midnight Ultimate
that HAS to be it
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>>167344138
And I messed up my image.
Fuck.
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>>167344285
(you)
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>This whole thread thinking Maeve is a girl
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/9/9f/Hel_Taunt_Directed_NeZha.ogg
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Someone said PTS is up now, but I'm still downloading ob42.
Anyone?
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>>167343269
Now remodel Evie to have a DFC too.
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>>167344193
No, they are separate
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>>167343578
>conservatively-dressed valentine's Skye
>there are actually people who genuinely thought heart pasties were a real possibility
kek. People keep acting like Paladins is gonna have slut skins like SMITE, and I just don't see where that's coming from. It's not even the same dev team.
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>>167344356
>paladins wiki with all the voice lines, when?
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>>167343269
+cool jacket
+cool knives
+DFC
-pink hair
Not bad.
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>>167344356
>This voice clips
Reminds me of the time I stopped a baby from getting fucked up on the subway escalator and when I said "Your girl was playing on the escalator." the mom blew me the fuck out telling me it was a boy. Black people stop putting those fucking corn rows on boys. They looks like bitches.
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Do I have to download PTS again? Shieeet.
Maeve is a qt, I want to play her as quickly as possible.
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>>167344421
The server is up but the 43 patch isn't out yet
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>>167344486
>cool jacket
fuck that too big for its body, Assassins creed shit. Fake ass Edward Kenway.
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>>167344441
This nigga know what's up.
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bets on maeve trivializing another champ's existence? not talking about countering, but actually not playing a champ when you can just play maeve instead.
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>>167343269
>west in charge of making lolis
I mean I really apreciate the effort, but it isn't doing that much for me and I'm a certified lolicon.
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>>167343269
She looks like a fuckin gnome from WoW, disgusting
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https://twitter.com/HiRezDrybear/status/827608099573866496
Maeve confirmed for catgirl (male) !
>>167345127
You should apply at Hi-rez as a certified loli consultant.
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>>167345119
Skye?
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>>167343578
Is there a better image of that skin yet?
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>>167345119
Skye
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>>167345119
All Skye players will jump to Maeve.
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>>167345227
>guy
Dropped.
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>>167345215
>>167345289
>hivemind
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>Try to force update check for the PTS
>Now have to download 5gb of smite tactics updates
hirez I hate you
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>>167345408
>>167345361
>>167345269
>>167345245
well gang, it looks like we're gonna need some art of maeve domming skye
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if everyone calls him a girl and he gets upset over it but still acts really girly I'll still fap to it
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>>167345227
Fuck. I'm confused.
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So is Maeve a Flank or a Frontline?
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>>167345431
i'm pretty sure that 'this guy' means drybear, not maeve
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>>167343910
>trap
>>
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>>167345652
>>167345431
>>167345227
>anons showing 4u tier comprehension
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>>167345431
>>167345652
>>167345227
>Who's got two thumbs and is ready to fuck? THIS GUY!
"HUR DOES THAT MEAN SOMETHING ELSE???"
Drybear is excited.
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>>167344305
>>167344305
>>167344305
Listen to this anon, for they speak the truth. Also adding that she'll almost definitely have a chance to shout an anime meme phrase like "This isn't even my final form!" as a taunt.
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>>167345657
>invisibility-colored
>many knives
flank
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Stop assuming Xir gender!
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>>167345227
>>167345431
"This guy" as in himself.
Jesus Christ you trap fuckers are obnoxious. It's a fucking girl. They have said it's a "her" several fucking times.
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>>167345227
Maybe it's just a girl that everyone confuses for a boy, and Drybear called her a "guy" as a joke?I'm still fine with a trap though.
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>>167345857
i want to stick my dick in it, so it's a her
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>>167345657
support would be cool
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>>167345758
>>167345780
>>167345802
>>167345870
You're probably right but it can easily be interpreted as referring to the person in the picture, just saying.
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>>167345937
But Anon..what If it's actually a boy?
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>>167343269
>supposed to be an assassin
>bright pink hair
>glowing crystal shit
>also that face
"no"
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>>167346024
It can, if you have the reading comprehension and common sense of a toddler.
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>>167346042
Does it really matter?
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>>167346024
Maybe if you're an idiot, anon. This is some bane tier shit, get it together
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>>167346042
whether it's a boy or not doesn't factor in to the logic posted
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>>167346236
okay but did he mean he was a big guy for you or that it would be extremely painful for you
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Adding fuel to the fire, several Hirez people refereed to Maeve using the pronoun "they"
>>167324327
That means your graphics card is dying.
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>>167346453
Wrong general, guy
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>>167344036
Maeve is a qt.
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>>167346515
No, I'm just reactionfacing to all y'all retards
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>>167345537
eeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How do you guys like to play Torvald?
Defensive or Offensive sets?
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>>167346817
>offensive torvald
Good joke man
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>>167346883
>>167346817
Offensive Torvald only if you're aiding a squishier champion with your Protection.
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>>167346817
I'm going for the max cd reduction that I can get.
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>>167346431
>several Hirez people referred to Maeve using the pronoun "they"
Probably because they weren't allowed to reveal anything about Maeve. Joshino will have a vid in a little bit that should detail everything.
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>>167346081
>supposed to be an assassin
says who?
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>>167346595
If you have a fetish for people with down syndrome yeah
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They rolled back the PTS launcher to show Torvald stuff. ;_;
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>transgender champion confirmed
How's that for diversity? Blizzard on suicide watch!
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>people in twitch are already heralding Maeve as a futa
/smgen/ was a mistake
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>>167346595
She's almost there, its lacking something to make her truly qt.
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>>167347389
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>Maeve is the trans and gay character
I see what you did there, Jewbear.
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>>167347471
a unique color scheme would have helped
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>>167347684
>trans and gay
wouldn't that make her straight
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>Maeve being le trap le gay le trans character XD will be the new degenerate meme
/palg/ was a mistake.
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>>167348229
she is a fucking tomboy
I remember years ago people's first thoughts wasn't trans or traps
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>>167348184
anon, don't.
just don't engage.
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>>167348229
>triggered
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Hair should have been red, hope that's one of the recolors
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>>167347471
Cat ears and tail
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Maeve head recolors will only change her hair tie color. Look into your heart, you know it to be true
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>>167348530
Times change, anon.
We allowed degenerates to spread and be accepted, instead of being ridiculed as they deserve.
What a time to be alive.
>>167348672
Compelling argument.
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>>167348767
Her hair should have been fucking ANYTHING other than that "sporks!! lol look at meeeeee! XD my chat bffs say im pretty random" pink. So fucking terrible.
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>>167348767
red/green/blue recolors are standard for everyone so probably
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MORE CHEST FUCKERY
FUCK YES
THANKS DRYBEAR
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>Skye Valentine's Day costume is super conservative
>it's in another SUPERJEW chest
KEK, can't make this shit up.
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I don't like the legs in that new skin.
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>>167348530
This is one of the reasons I hate nu-faggots, I used to love tomboys but now a girl can't look a little bit boyish that people already scream "trans!" they are the ones actually imposing stricter gender roles.
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That guy don't even know about the shop.
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>Mahou Shoujo Grohk weapon
goddamn it I want it
but hi-rez needs to make him playable first
>>
GOING FULL FORCE WITH THE GAY FURFAG REP
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kawaii af
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>That fucking Grover
HOLY SHIT!
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>all this jewchest shit
Yaaaaaawn.
>>
Ugliest unicorn I've ever seen
>>
Huge missed opportunity not giving pip a love potion launcher
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Get a skin for your glorified homeguard, nice
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I
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RIP haven and blast shields
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Finally a nerf to Haven and Blast Shields.
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Haven nerfed
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Skye a cute! CUTE!
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>implying we won't still buy haven/blast shields over illumishit and resilecrap
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Even lower TTK zzzzz
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So getting everything in the Valentine Chest is $25, with no option (like all new skins) to buy any of it outside gambling on chests. Nice work, Hi-Rez. Really glad you keep pulling this shit.
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>>167349758
>not even level on both sides
Nice haircut loser
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>>167349789
You mean higher.
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>>167349761
>we
speak for (You)rself
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wait so how do i get gems
are they dropping right now?
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lmao the fucking nimble
>>167349894
Think about that again and then get back to me
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>we improved nimble guys (we actually fixed a bug)
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>it was just a bug that the lower ranks of Cauterize were overriding the higher ones
>now the highest rank is always active
>no nerfs to the fact that it effectively removes healers from the game at rank 3
cool
really good balance decision
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Lifesteal buffed = Buck buffed
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>DROGOZ BUFFS
LIZARD BOYS WW@
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>Salvo buffed for killing groups with no effort
God damn it, no. Drogoz doesn't need buffs.
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>>167350267
Salvo just fires faster, the damage is still shit.
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>>167350318
And bigger AoE
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>>167350318
And the explosion radius of the rockets is increased by 70%.
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>Abilities that had charges weren't affected by CDR
lol
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>>167350216
>LIZARD
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>Nerfing Blast Shield while buffing Drogoz.
The ride never ends.
>>
SHE
>>
>she
>>
>SHE
>SHE
>SHE
>SHE
>SHE
>SHE
CONFIRMED
>>
CUTE!
>>
She cute
>>
This is the closest we will get of a loli.
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Loli catgirl/thief confirmed. lol
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halfling rogue, or so it looks like
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>>167350637
I want Maeve to cut me up !
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midget
>>
>She did alot of things to get by
Like sucking dick.
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>dat tiny little model
>cat "theme," but no furshit
I fucking love her, new main detected.
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>>167350737
Uh oh
>>
YING
BULLIED
>>
YING BTFO
>>
DELET THIS
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That emote, i already like her.
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>rogue
I LOVE ROGUES WTF I LOVE PALADINS NOW
>>
flank
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>She mocks yingfags
BLESS UP
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LEAVE YING ALONE YOU LITTLE SLUT
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shortstack Maeve confirmed for taking hood cock
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she looks like a fucking hoodwinked model
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>flair chest
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>FLANK
Skye officially on suicide watch.
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>>167350637
>another girl char whose defining design trait isn't being obnoxiously sexual
We're making progress lads. One step closer to actually interesting designs.
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nice not genji palatards
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>>167350998
>obnoxiously sexual
What did he mean by this?
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That fucking queue time what the fuck
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>Double Jump
>Sanic Speed
>But skill based wombo combo
Can't wait to see all the YOUR TOO SLOWS who can't do the fucking combo.
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>right click is a huge dash (literally another F)
>F is SANIC SPEED
>has a double jump just because
YOU'RE TOO SLOW
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>playing some chinese bootleg of a game
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>dash
>double jump
>throwing weapon
Is this the Genji of our generation?
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I was kinda hoping for a female dwarf rogue. They are so under-represented in fantasy. Guess a loli is a fine too. With SONIC speed too
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literally tracer
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She reminds me a little of this.
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>literally genji but better
oh boy this is gonna be fun
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So she's literally a Skye rework, but better in every respect.
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>>167351292
>>167351331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmVagnlM-Ys
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>He's got the dash
>He's got the double jump
>He
Trap rogue confirmed
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God she is going to destroy my Evie now, how do i even hit her?
>>
Ah, Xbalanque's ult
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All right that ult is pretty baller
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THAT ULT
HOLY SDHIYT
>>
>xbalanque ult
>>
Wow. they actually made a flanker who is more mobile than Evie and Androxus combined. How the fuck are other flankers supposed to catch up with her? Maeve is fucking broken.
>>
Cassie's ult better counter this.
>>
>ult just fucking blinds all enemies like Xbala in SMITE
Confirmed for OP as fuck.
>>
Goodniiiiiiiiight~
>>
Is that Scylla's VA?
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>>167351592
>Tyra wil be OP!
>Torvald will be OP!
>Maeve will be OP!
>>
Maeve may be the new best girl. This is not a drill!
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i want maeve to tell me goodnight while she kisses me on the cheek
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>>167351572
>Goodniggggght
>"Can't see shit captain!"
>Tiiiiiiimes Ticking
RUN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUN!
>>
I wonder if illuminate interacts with her ult
>>
>>167351717
>french
best girl indeed
>>
>That accent
And just like that she's ruined.
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>>167351712
Tyra and Torvald have no movement skills, you fucking retard. Maeve has two AND a reset button.
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>SHES FRENCH!
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>>167351084
HiRez is very boring when it comes to female designs. Just look at the roster.
For the dudes we have:
>a blue lightning orc
>A goblin with a mech
>Edgy skeleton
>a furry mad scientist
>a rocket shooting lizard with a jetpack
>a tortoise sea god
>voodoo snake man
>Bomb King
>an actual tree
Meanwhile, for the girls:
>sexy ninja elf
>sexy magician elf
>sexy redhead archer
>a snot-nosed little brat
>a chocolate sniper
>a big game hunter (which would've been interesting if Tyra wasn't just Viktor with more AoE and less movement ability)
It's like their only criteria for designing girls is "make them attractive and give them a weapon". It's boring.
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>>167351753Skye and Maeve making out when
>>
Bonjour /palg/
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>>167351914
Salut
>>
Sad that she's not a cat girl but she looks fun to play
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>>167351825
>Ecaflip in all but appearance
it could've been perfect
>>
I just wanted Evie to be small and flat like that.
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>better horizontal mobility than ALL other flanks
>especially puts Skye in the "Do Not Bother Playing" dumpster
>massive global ult that blinds enemy team for 4 full seconds
lol
dat classic hi-rez design
please buy the new champion!
>>
>>167351856
>want non attractive females
For what purpose?
>>
>>167351856
>it's an extreme oversimplification of characters argument
Yeah, and Nintendo just has a red plumber in overalls with a mustache and a hat.
>>
She looks too hard to play, time to play against bots for ages until I feel ready for casual
>>
>That ult
I'M SCARED
>>
>logs in
>new here isnt there
is there something i'm missing?
>>
>>167352093
>patch PREVIEW
Yes, your brain
>>
>>167352093
This is a patch preview, OB43 isn't live yet.
>>
>>167350794
>>167350794
>>167350794
>>167350794
>>167350794
Everybody should be fucking panicking about this. Pay2Win definitely incoming.
>>
Maeve looks great but really hard to play
>>
>>167351856
no one but weirdos like you want to play ugly female characters.
Fuck off to tumblr and stay there with your kind.
>>
I WANT TO FUCK MAEVE IN THE VAGINA
>>
>>167352036
Actually interesting visual design for one. That's a pretty good reason, I'd say.
>>167352062
Not an argument. Going by visuals, the male cast is much more visually unique and interesting individually than the girl cast combined. Even Fernando, whose personality is all about him being attractive and suave, still has an interesting design.
>>167352323
Not an argument.
>>
>>167352290
radiant chests will not drop gold any more, and can be bought with gold
gold drops from radiant chest (aka duplicates) drop dust
>>
>How do you design a new champion?
>We look for a champion who is underplayed because they're underpowered or lack an interesting kit, then instead of fixing them at all, we make a brand new champion who is better than that underperforming piece of shit in every way.
I mean he should at least be honest.
>>
>>167351856
You can't argue this with people that drone for Hi-Rez mate, people have tried it a lot for Smite and all the kiddies just go "muh dick needs this, faggot"
>>
I'm very scared of Maeve's ult, nerf when?
>>
Let's be honest here, he said "She's an anthropomorphic human"
The only reason she's not actually a feline anthro is because "Guys, we can't have a female hard anthro character on principle."
Turtle, fennec fox, walking tree, lizard.
nekomimi catgirl (without cat ears or tail!!!)
>>
>>167352679
Cassie.
>>
So she is a cat? Did they call her anthromorphic?
>>
>>167352679
After Hi-Rez suckers everyone out of their wallets for her skins, voice and taunts.
>>
>>167352679
it's like 4 seconds long
>>
>>167352679
just press cass ult
>>
BUY ALL THE CARDS NOW
>>
When are they adding Zarya to this game?
>>
>>167352741
>>167352741
she's a cat in the sense that she has a pussy. That's it.
>>
>>167352807
Last patch
>>
oldfags rejoice, cards are all being kept
for newfags, BUY ALL THE CARDS NOW
>>
Qt french catrgirl when?!
>>
>>167352795
WHY ?
>>
>>167352832
Are they being moved into chests or something retarded?
>>
>>167352741
Called her an anthropomorphic human, which doesn't make much sense. So basically yes in spirit but they can't be doin with female furries in their game
>>
Emote and pose chest
>>
>People complained about how emotes and poses were a pain to get, so we just put them in their own new chest
:)
>>
>>167352424
Dust will then be used to level/craft cards, giving you advantages over the players who haven't leveled their cards as much as you. The Radiant Chest will also still be purchasable with gems, meaning whales can effectively drop cash for dust.
>>
>>167352832
Time to buy the cards I don't have for the champs I don't play + Maeve's recolors.
>>
>>167352391
Because making unappealing female characters sounds like a great idea, don't it?
>>
>>167352741
A cat is her fursona just like how a bear is Bomb King's.
>>167352880
Higher rarity cards will cost more to craft.
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>>167352828
When are they releasing the Hanamura map?
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>>167351856
I have to agree with you, honestly. For all the guys there's different races, heights, body types, visual gimmicks, etc etc and all the women can be boiled down to "sexy woman with weapon". I'm not crying misoginy or anything, but I just don't understand why the orc, goblin, furries, etc have to be guys.
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>>167343912
Everytime i see that image i think of this
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>>167352909
you'll need crafting currency and we have no idea as to what the drop rate is so it's best to buy them now when we know exactly how much they cost
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>>167350112
They really should reduce it down to like a quarter or a fifth of a second heal decrease
Then it'd really show that it's best when used on rapid fire characters even if they have low damage
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>>167351856
>make them attractive and give them a weapon
There's nothing wrong with this though.
If you're asking for an orc female, or a goblin female, or a furry female, etc. That's cool, but you do realize they're still going to be attractive, right? That's the whole point of making a female character. If you stray away from what makes them feminine(softer features, assets) you may as well had just made them male.
Basically, I don't disagree with you that the designs could be better, but making them purposely unattractive is retarded.
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P2W boys, time to buy every single card now.
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>Raynday can't math
way to black it up, DayDay.
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>>167351856
Imagine of Makoa looked the same and did everything the same.But had a female voice?I want it
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>>167343269
>her
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>>167353183
don't bully
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>>167353105
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>>167350637
sheugly
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>>167353113
i just want monster girls or literally ANYTHING other than a human, a cyborg even.
makes it more interesting.
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pay2win coming in HARD
blowing my gold on cards right now
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I want a character that is basically a D&D Beholder. Floating around, blasting people with eye lasers and shit
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>>167353326
I'll probably just save my gold for chests, I have like 210k worth of cards to buy not including Maeve.
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>>167352994
>>167352290
Anon, drink you medicine.
What this anon said is right >>167352424
As they said in the season 1 dev talk video: The change is being done because buying chests with gold just to get gold would be retarded.
Alas it seems that people are more retarded than that so they are coming up with mongolic theories to explain things they don't understand, things that they'd understand if they did basic research.
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>>167353293
brown elves are the best
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THIS NEW CHARACTER LOOKS AWFUL, like battleborn kind of awful.
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>>167353404
But what he said about being able to buy the radiant chest with crystals is true
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>>167353503
kinda wish she didn't have that GAY ASS pink hair
other then that she cool
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>>167353404
Except Radiant Chest will be purchasable with crystals, which is real money, therefore pay2win.
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>>167353153
Yeah, we're in agreement. There's nothing wrong with attractive characters, it's the fact that the girl roster is aesthetically boring.
When I said "make them attractive and give them a weapon", it was more that HiRez so far hasn't thought outside of that box(outside of Maeve and Tyra), not that the metric itself is a bad one.
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>>167353312
We are all waiting for the robot loli
Like this or Aigis from Persona
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>>167353587
Crystals AND Gold, scrub-cake, it's in the Q&A video.
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^look at this idiot
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look at that idiot
v
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what about him
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>>167353723
I'm hurt
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if we shit on them enough when the patch gets in the crafting currency will be removed right
right
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>>167353694
You're really missing the fucking point, so I'm done trying to explain this to you.
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>Maeve ult
We horror games and shiet.
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>>167353958
"You can buy the radiant chests with ingame gold or weekly crystals/bought crystals"
"Peh Tuh WEEEEN!!!!!!"
"Dude"
"LOL DONE W/ YOO"
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>not having all the cards unlocked already
what's it like being so fucking poor? I really can't imagine it
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>>167354035
>multiples of the same characters allowed in a casual mode
>24 seconds of darkness
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>>167354064
>doesn't get it
>actually resorts to the classic I AM SILLY! argument
Nice.
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>>167349390
HEART EYES MOTHERFUCKER
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>the patch might drop today
Did I hear them right?
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Reminder that a radiant chest will cost more than a card cost now, but less than what a champion cost.
>>167354405
test server patch
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So if cards are becoming craftable, that means you won't be able to buy them for 1200 gold through the champion's loadout page anymore?
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>>167354532
yes
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So, what's the consensus on what to do with gold and radiant chests? Use gold to buy all the cards and save radiant chests for season 1?
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>>167353357B E H O L D
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>livestream with announcements
>thread is more dead than a regular overwatch thread
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>>167354617
yes and yes
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I want fanart of Maeve!
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>>167354532
Cards will still be purchasable through the loadout page.
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I didn't get the part about emotes and poses, are they Fair chest only o still drop on Radiants?
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>>167354035
>>167354137
>Paladead by Paladaylight
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>>167354724
>overwatch is more popular than paladins
No shit, Sherlock.
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>>167354901
anon are you okay? you might be having a stroke
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>>167354901
flair only
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is this thing autistic?
>>167354769
i might get on that bby
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>>167354973
i'll be having a stroke as soon as we get some maeve art
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>>167353610
>aigis
>loli
She's supposed to be a high school student, she hardly counts as a loli.
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>>167354901
All non-special poses and emotes have been removed from Colossal Chest (because it was a dick move and the community backlash was massive). They are all being put in their own chest: the Flair Chest.
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>>167354973
wut
>>167355029
>>167355115
Thanks, I may open all my radiants now because I won't be paying 50 crystals for an emote
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>>167354769
that'll cost you 200 crystals
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>>167355098
Haha, I like your post.
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>>167355356
Did you draw this on an Etch A Sketch or something?
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>>167355241
>I may open all my radiants now
NO
NO NO NO NO NO
SAVE THEM
WAIT FOR SEASON 1
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>>167352391
>Actually interesting visual design for one
>unattractive means its interesting!
Go back to tmbrl or whatever shithole you have crawled from.
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^look at this idiot
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>>167355756
>putting words in my mouth
Not an argument.
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>>167355865
>Not an argument.
Not an argument.
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>>167355673
>save them for S1
>get dust and cards
>open them now
>possibility of getting some emotes and mvp poses that will cost 50 crystals later
Which one is it?
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>>167355865
You literally implied that making a unattractive character would automatically make it more interesting.
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Why does Maeve's ult look so scary?
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>We want the horror game audience
What did they mean by this?
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>>167355996
They're adding new things to it. They said that in the patch preview.
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so someone explain to me
was it learked to be a catgirl and then they purposely didn't make it a catgirl?
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>>167355756
>Non-sexualized woman with character design similar to half the dudes = EVUL SJW BOOGEYMAN
Calm the fuck down dude. I wouldn't call Bomb King attractive at all but he still has interesting visual design. Many would say Fernando is attractive and he also has interesting visual design. Nobody's taking away your fapbait, we just want the women in the game to be as uniquely designed as guys like Grohk, Mal'Damba, BK etc etc.
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>>167356230
No, it was rumored by dataminers to be a catgirl, then everybody online ran with it, and then Hi-Rez laughed all the way through the reveal because they never said anything about cats.
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>>167356230
>abilities have cat-ish names
>ZOMG FURBAIT CONFIRMED
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>every single game each side has a level 15 androxus with diamond borders
>it doesnt even matter if you want to have want to have fun because you played long enough to be matched against people who spent 300 hours on this game
>in one game alone there were 4 people who were above level 100, i was the lowest at 30
just what the hell man
how do i have fun in this game
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>>167356230
>Nine Lives, Pounce, Prowl
>casters keep dropping more and more hints
>Rayn even said catgirl before the reveal on the patch notes
>Surprise, kitty eyes 'anthropomorphic human' with 'feline build'
I mean, they basically went really been far as decided to use even go want to do sound more like.
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>>167356286
You are still implying that sexyness somehow negatively affects how interesting a design can be.
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new bread
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>>167356603
No they aren't? I can't see where the hell you're reading that from that anon's post.
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>>167356286
Grohk and Mal'Damba have very boring designs though. And look at Torvald, jesus christ. If they can't make cool looking character they might as well just stick with the sexy ones.
Maeve looks cool though and Tyra us alright too.
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>>167356286
>Grohk
>unique
He's generic as fuck, though, and don't you dare say his weapon makes him unique. He's just an orc wearing vaguely tribal clothes. That's not unique, that's old hat. He would be at home in WoW without any issues.
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Is Nimble+resilience the best item combination now?
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>>167356029
>implied
No, what I said was that Maeve's design was a step in the right direction, that direction being designs that are more than just "hot girl with a gun". As I said before, if you compare the male cast and the female cast, it's clear a lot more effort went into designing the dudes than the girls. Any old schmuck can take a hot chick and give her a crossbow. Skye, Evie, Cassie, and Ying's weapons are more interesting than they are, and that barely even counts for Cassie now that she has an ordinary crossbow instead of the energy bow she used to have.
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>>167356603
>Many would say Fernando is attractive and he also has interesting visual design.
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>>167356436
Yeah, it fucking sucks. I just want to mess around and play with new champions but I get my shit stomped every time. It's fucking casual mode, I want to play casually.
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>>167357008
he's also hilariously stereotyped as a fuckless virgin white knight spaniard who tries his best to get some pussy.
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>>167356876
And Grohk looks too silly even for orcs, i wish he was uglier and had bigger tusks.
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>>167356965
>Nimble
No. Not worth it when Chronos and Morale Boost are options
>Resilience
No. Haven is still the best defensive card because the majority of the game's damage is still direct.
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>>167356759
>>167356876
Even if Grohk is generic for an Orc at least you could say he's a non-human. All women so far are human women or elves(humans with long ears).
Also Mal'Damba looks cool as fuck, no bully
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l>>167357008
>we just want the women in the game to be as uniquely designed as guys like Grohk, Mal'Damba, BK etc etc.
This implies that being sexy automatically excludes a character from the "uniquely designed" group.
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^look at this idiot
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>>167357165
>Grohk looks too silly even for orcs
probably why he would fit so well in WoW
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>>167357262
He's still generic as fuck and ugly. I prefer Ying's design over Grohk, Mal'Damba or Torvald any day.
Hopefully they get decent looking skins.
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>>167356115
We have no idea what they're adding though.
Drybear was telling people to save their chests and grind for gold but he's in the whole thing so it's hard to trust him.
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>>167353587
>>167354275
You can already buy radiants with crystals you fucking jerkoff.
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