/owg/ - Overwatch General

guys what happened here? did a GM or whatever interrupt the game?

>guy feeds the entire game because hanzo wouldnt change
>We tell the enemy team.
>Round two starts and I get a disconnect, have to login again
>game over, no SR loss??

>>167203004
I thought that reapfield was a ded meme

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what should I change?

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We won 3-0

>>167203004
Time to rise my APM.
Why you mad at my OP zeroskill ultra silver srurber

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Sombra's cute laugh. Emote when Blizzard?

https://clyp.it/bhv0gm3e
https://clyp.it/yjuj1hks

what ship becoming canon would cause the biggest shitstorm?

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This Mercy tells you she's got your back.

What do you do?

>>167203118
What the fuck are Junkrat and Reinhardt's supposed to be?

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lmao fuck this game

>>167203214
meh, ok, i guess?

>>167203208
Pharah x Torbjorn

I want to cum inside Bastion

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Yeah!

>>167203293
but Torb has a wife

>>167203260
At least it wasn't goth Zarya

>>167203214
That cosplay is awesome, the haters are dumb.
Would ask out for wine.
It's just her chin/neak wrap makes the face look retarded in pics

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Why are they so adorable together

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>February 1st 2017
>MERRY MOLTEN CORE!

You haven't unequipped Santaclad, have you /owg/?

Best sex slave ships
>widow + Sombra x Tracer. The girls bully Tracer
>Zarya x Dva. Zarya dominates the runt
>Widow + Sombra x Mei + Mercy. Talon milks the tit cows
>Junkrat + Roadhog x Mercy [censored]

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Look at this qt blue sniper.
>tfw no skin yet

>>167203348
And?

>>167203214
That face looks like a girl I went to school with
She got an in-joke about her because she used Shampoo as lube to do anal and chemically burnt the insides of her arse
She wasn't very smart

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What do you think Hogdrogen tastes like

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>>167203354
>earlier

>>167203304
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

>>167203434
I kinda like it tbqh

>>167203403
The day Widowmaker gets an event skin is the day Quickplay as we know it dies.

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>>167203403
I'll keep waiting. At least the quality of event epics has generally gone up so if she got another one of this in the next event it would be an improvement.

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>carrying the team
>try to bully retarded ass teammates
>they all gang up on me and bully me instead

HOW DO I BREAK THESE SHIT PLAYERS
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>167203431
Whippits

>>167203241
Chastity belt and joke cock sock underwear

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New Roadhog is the best, he is absolute.

>be level 196
>want to queue with sub 100 friends
>get matched up with 2-4 star opponents
Why won't they fix quickplay's matchmaking?

>>167203574
Tfw knew someone that gradually became retarded from whippits and didn't even know it

Scary

>>167203153
standard dive comp worked well? im shocked

>>167203551
Nobody likes you

How come no one posted swimsuit of that tracer lookalike

>>167203643
Blizzard has the official opinion that level means nothing whiich is wrong.

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>>167203680
But everybody loves me
Its usually sweaty autists that don't like me kek

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>>167203383
because pure, unbreakable friendships are easily the best ships

>>167203498
good shitpost

>>167203208
Depends. For /v/ to lose it, Reaper76. They're already on the right track to make SJWs go nuclear if Gency becomes canon.

If you want the biggest and most spectacular fallout possible, though, it's got to be JunkMei. Make it canon beyond a shadow of a doubt, not one-sided either. This is because the anti-JunkMei people on both sides of the fence aren't the biggest group, but they are LOUD, and they're borderline religious about hating the pairing.

>>167203643
>>167203809
it really isn't wrong.

I have a level 800 friend who has been in silver since season 1, and he only plays comp
he uses a controller, I keep telling him that's why but he won't listen to reason

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You know, the color scheme on this is pretty alright, but the... decals or whatever look tacky as shit.

>>167203916
but if you make JunkMei rape it opens up a whole different can of worms

also why do SJWs hate Gency

>>167204028
Because it means neither Mercy or Pharah are lesbians and they want literally everyone to be gay, including Bastion somehow

>>167204028
Because it's not PharMercy

>>167203926
It is though. It made sense when the game was one month old. Now you have people with a giant exp advantage stomping new players.
And the huge level silver/gold border players are just faggots that spend 24 hrs grinding loot boxes and losing people games.

>>167204028
Normal relationships reeeee, or something like that.

holy shit ana is so fun now im not being a retard and worked out her unscoped is projectile

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>be in queue for 5 mins
>leave queue and requeue for same mode
>instant queue

What the fuck is wrong with Blizzard's code?

>>167203916
Its cause chinks will get btfo if mei gets Aussied.

>>167204181
Its trying to find you a losing game. The system prefers to throw you in at the defeat screen.

>>167204028
Because they hate hetero pairings and they've deluded themselves into thinking Pharmercy is canon based on one line.

>>167204115
did you not see my post?

Have you played comp yet? I can't even begin to describe how bad silver players are, and he's not an exception, there are quite a few of them like him out there. Not to mention smurfs, I've seen level 13s take on masters and diamonds and shitstomp them.

Also, don't expect much from (quick) play, it's meant to be quick above all else

>>167204304
literally this, you must have been on a winning streak

>>167203916
>they are LOUD, and they're borderline religious about hating the pairing.
Why do they care? Junkmei is pretty obscure.

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I can't stop watching this.

What does that say about me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfidlhnsJtc

>>167204347
Rank=/=level you idiot. But level is an exp advantage your friend is just a moron.
You didn't even read my post. High level shitters is an exception.

>>167203870
Thanks anon

>>167204320
so is there actually anything wrong with Gency or is it just /u/ whining?

>>167204304
>>167204348
I hope you guys are just memeing and don't actually believe this

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Who at Blizzards thought it was a good idea for Sombra's hack or ultimate to disable Soldier's sprint?

>>167204518
Personally I think shipping any two heroes together is fucking retarded for different reasons.

>>167204518
Kinda boring and cliche, and the lead writer self-inserts as Genji and has Mercy as his waifu

>>167204518
Biggest issue I could see is Chu has made it obvious how much he likes the pair and now it's working towards canon even though he claimed it was just a "random ship" when questioned about it.

>>167204535
they confirmed that's what it does retard

Mystery 6v6 is literally the worst fucking game mode I have ever played in my entire life.

>>167204498
I did read your post, you shouldn't judge how good people are based on level alone, yes they do have an exp advantage, probably doesn't go that far if they're queing against you

I wonder how many games I could autowin as a silver portrait against people like you that give up the second they see one

>>167204625
why

>>167204518
I think it's just disgusting. Once Metzen was gone Chu was basically made lore overlord and now is shoving his ship into the game. It's fucking nauseating.

>>167204709
Because Overwatch is supposed to be the massive, expanded universe, and despite that we already have two different family relationships (Hanzo/Genji and Pharah/Ana). Having characters being romantically involved like that just makes everything feel so cramped and small.

>>167204679
that's not at all what they have confirmed, they confirmed that it will adjust the gains you get from wins and losses based on a rank it thinks you should be in, yes, but it does not put you into a "forced loss", you just aren't good enough to have a big enough impact to sway your winrate from 50%. If you are better than your rank you will get out of it.

Source on whatever post you're talking about that puts you into games you are supposed to lose, please.

>>167204707
Dude do you even think before you post? You are describing why your friend is shit. He is a console pad using pos moron. That isn't level related. He is choosing to be a stupid faggot.

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Overall changes:
>All attacks that are explosive/concussive in nature (bombs, rockets, mines, grenades, etc) do triple damage to shields and barriers

Junkrat:
>new M2 attack that fires grenades straight forward and explode on contact with anything without bouncing, still affected by gravity

Pharah:
>M2 is now Thrusters, which propel her in the direction she is moving until M2 is released or its fuel runs out, vertical movement and jet recharge paused while Thrusters are operating, has its own fuel supply

Winston:
>Barrier Projector back to 1000HP and cooldown is now 7 seconds (12 maximum)
>Tesla Cannon ignores armor
>new M2 attack that is a charged electric burst with 5m radius, hold down M2 to charge and release to fire, 4 seconds and 33 ammo to reach maximum charge, 20-80 damage

Torbjorn:
>50 Armor added to health
>Turret is 100% Armor instead of HP, initial placement and upgrade at match start and after respawning is free but subsequent rebuilds and upgrades plus repairing require Scrap, and Level 3 fires explosive projectiles with triple damage to shields/barriers property

Thoughts?

>>167204492
Sleeping girls are cute.

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Blizzard writers tends to ignore the chance to have good storylines and character development if sacrificing it allows their waifu to get the spotlight

>>167204707
The JUST SAID they DON't judge by level alone you spastic autist. Holy shit read!

>>167204518
Chu's self insert and doctor being together with a patient is a big no-no.

>>167204918
and then I went on to say I have seen plenty of other high level people that also suck. Level is not an indicator of how good you are at the game, get over it.

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>>167204603
>EMP makes a man forget how to run
>EMP makes a man forget what time it is
>EMP doesn't stop neurologically connected high tech computer

>>167204880
They pretty much confirmed their system seeks out unwinnable matches.
They tried to damage control by saying "we hate that it does that uguu~"

>>167205019
True, but Mercy hasn't gotten anything so far aside from some voice lines so I wouldn't really call it the spotlight.

>>167205020
yes they did, they judge that their level means that they will be good, and that high level retards are the exception to that rule.

Also get the mountain dew out of your keyboard you raging autismo

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Any tips on how to really git gud with Zenyatta and Pharah?

>people say mystery 6v6 is "random"
>enemy team always, always, rolls 4 tanks 100% of the time

my fucking ass this game mode is random

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Cutest and best pairing

>>167205049
You don't get it because you are autistic. Fresh players will never be able to compete with 2-4 star players.
Unless the new player is a smurf and the high level player is deliberately losing.

>>167205029
>Mercy
>caring about medical ethics
ayy

Just fucking delete Mercy from the game. I'm tired of losing because of healsluts who get boosted out of gold and ruin the game.
>>167203674
It's KOTH, you braindead retard,

>>167205259
you're my least favourite type of /owg/ poster

>>167204880
>it will adjust the gains you get from wins and losses based on a rank it thinks you should be in

Exactly, normal MMR rating systems in every other competitive game just let the system balance itself out instead of giving you the win/loss ratio it thinks you deserve

Every game is supposed to be mutually exclusive.

>>167205029
How is anyone even denying Chu's bias towards Genji at this point?

>99% of the cast are one-dimensional, cardboard cut outs meanwhile Chu wrote so much about Genji he had to scrap some of his background

How is ANYONE not seeing the obvious favoritism towards this character? He's already gone on record saying Genji is his favorite, and now suddenly Mercy his girlfriend because reasons? Come the fuck on.

>>167205151
They literally said rank=/=level but level is a factor.
Kys autist.

Be honest, if you got forcibly turned into a robot ninja would you be all butthurt or would you be super stoked?

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Snipers

>>167205401
If you weren't expecting middle school fanfiction level writing with blatant favoritism, then you haven't been paying attention to blizzard the last decade

>>167205357
I'll be here all night, anon.

>>167205450
Wasn't he pretty roughed up before he got turned into the robot ninja?

Yeah, it would be cool to become one, but not how he had to.

>>167205029
>>167205401
So absolutely no intelligent rational reason anyone should be raging and screaming about it, gotcha.

Worse than tumblr and reddit combined, you faggots.

>>167205401
Not defending his blatant favouritism but is this better than him just saying fuck it and giving all the other heroes some half-assed shitty lore/background to shut everyone up then just continuing his Genji train

>>167204518
Gency makes sense from Genji's perspective
>was playboy before
>gets life saved by hot blonde doctor
>falls in love with her
It's just whether if Mercy likes cybordick

Pharmercy has always been weird
>no interactions other than good synergy in game
>Pharah is Mercy's old captain's fucking kid daughter

>>167205570
/owg/ seems to be infested a bit with tumblr and reddit cross posters that is why half the posts seem retarded.

>>167205614
Pharah and Mercy had a couple pre-match interactions but they were only friendly. Thinking of it that one exchange is still bugged and I haven't heard the one about Ana in forever.

>>167205019
It's a multiplayer shooter, no shit they don't put any budget on anything story related aside from badly drawn comics and promotional trailers.

>>167205719
Speaking of which, why haven't they removed the line 76 says to Pharah about Ana?
It kinda stopped making sense when Ana returned

>try to bully shit team
>they all gang up on me and bully me instead

what the fuck WHY

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>>167205749
It's a common theme in Warcraft too

>>167205614
but why do most Gency lewds portray Genji as being the sub while Mercy is the dom? wasn't he the playboy?

>>167205147
Last year there were talks about a short for her, though if they want to go with all the shorts showing a characters abilities she would need another hero to work with her.
Which might as well be Genji now since they went out of their way to show them being in contact and if both of them are going to Gibraltar anyway it stands to reason that Genji could pick her up or appear to help her in the short when shit goes down.

>>167205614
Maybe before Genji was turned into a roboman he would have had a chance with Mercy. Now he's like Alcatraz from Crysis 2, a hunk of meat held together by the suit. I can't imagine that she would find that attractive.

>>167203214
Tell her to switch to Ana

>>167205839
Tell me about the Draenai paladin marry sue. Why does she wear the light?

Why does the game force you into "obligatory losses" after you win a few games?
I can play the game of my life, but I can't fucking carry 5 retards

>>167205929
Well, he's not used to be in love?

>>167205948
Unless he's like a mirror for her vanity

Like a "I made this so it's the best" kinda mentality

>>167205570
How is not liking a completely obvious self insert fanfiction tier waifufag not a rational reason? Is it not a valid reason because you like it and I don't? This is a disgusting abuse of his station and I don't know how anyone defends it. Chu is a waifufag running wild with power and now shoving his biases and wants into the lore by rewriting shit everywhere. Tell me what about this situation is okay other than "well he's the lead writer duur". Especially when it's this obvious and blatant that he's changing a lot of things around.

>>167205948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXOhIJg4B7k

>>167205339
holy fuck chill out you nigger

>>167204361
Reasons tend to vary, but the two biggest arguments I've seen are that it's terrible because it's a straight ship (which is to be expected of Tumblr) and it's abusive. Never mind that any actual "abuse" is on Mei's end, since she's the one being rude to Junkrat.

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why are they so perfect together?

>>167205806
I guess that's what happened with the other lines Pharah had about Ana but that 76 one is still in the game for whatever reason. Speaking of removed interactions I wonder if Reaper still has that Sombra line on Dorado. It already seemed a bit rare and I've barely seen Reaper in my matches for the last month or two.

>>167203431
nangs

>>167205339
matchmaker puts you with and against players of the same skill level. You belong at the same SR as these healsluts

>>167205948
>I can't imagine that she would find that attractive.
bitch please, she custom-sculpted his body to be her ideal preference.

>>167206045
The whole design is retarded.
Lets makeup a skill rating system for the argument.
Skill rated 1-10. Lets say you are an 8. You should not be paired with 3s.

>>167206124
Because they both have jaundice, apparently.

>>167206149
The one where Sombra wants to call him Gabe?

>>167205948
I don't think Mercy is that shallow.

I'm supposed to be playing Reaper, but this one player keeps healing their tanks.

>>167206049
>WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH the head writer is taking two official characters and making them a couple it flies in the face off all my fantasies about Mercy being the team bicycle gargling Winston jizz while D. Va rapes her with her MEKA why do they never make my headcanons the official lore I HATE ASIANS FOREVER AAAAARRRRRRGH!!!

Literally "Why won't she make Harry and Draco madly-in-love gayboys!?" tier.

>>167206431
The "Where's Sombra when you need her?" one.

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>can't rely on dps in comp because none them know how to counterpick
>can't do it myself because every faggot on comp wants to play dps

I can't fucking win.

>>167206521
but what if Draco Malfoy was a cute girl?

You have been given the opportunity to add 3 pregame banter to any 2 characters. What will they be.

>Zarya: I will not let the fate that befell this village happen to my home
>Roadhog: *Short cruel laugh*

I'd also do something with Sombra asking Jamison about his treasure, I'm certain it ties into the big picture she's looking at

>>167206529
just play the counter DPS and force them into support

>>167206529
>tfw can aim but find dps role to be really boring

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>>167205234
With Pharah, learn every map's ins and outs. Then learn to shoot while flying from cover to cover. Most of the time you'll only have a small window of time to shoot when you fly between cover. And a lot of time you'll be shooting your rockets through small openings.

This way, you keep yourself away from enemy fire and continue to be a strong presence. At the same time, you make it difficult for the enemy to predict where you'll appear next.

Zarya's Barrier's no longer protect against booping, but still protect against the damage from any boop attacks. She is now instantly fixed.

It's some kinda bullshit that Lucio's boop does NOTHING to her so long as the shield is up

>>167204518
Why is everyone assumed to not like Chu's self insert shit a pharmacyfag?

>>167206791
>76: Why's you do it, Gabe?
>Reaper: You couldn't see what Overwatch had become, Jack

>>167206682
this is the best /tv/ meme

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/77314752/#77316516

>>167206149
Actually it made a lot of sense, because Pharah going into the Military life was literally the last thing Ana wanted to happen, but not only did she get into it she became a fucking shock trooper in a Private Military Company.

Made a poorly edited montage if anyone's interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6riKRkyBMQ

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>tfw your team is eating paste and jumping off cliffs while the enemy team is pre-made pros with a Genji player who never dies and gets 100% headshots

>>167206958
>having /tv/ posts saved

why?

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>>167207038
>you try to resolve their mistakes
>team gets defensive
>they all gang up and bully you

W O W
O
W

>>167206791
>Tracer: All right, let's show these wankers whose boss!
>McCree Whoa, you kiss other people's mothers with that mouth?

Followed by Tracer trying not laugh but doing it anyways

>>167206791
I want widow to make a subtle rape joke at Tracer and for Tracer to splutter out an embarrased slightly aroused response (widow also sounds slightly aroused)

>>167206857
>force them into support
You vastly underestimate how stupid gold players are.

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>"Junkrat came to notoriety when he discovered an extremely valuable secret in the bones of the omnium."
What do you think Junkrat's treasure is?

>>167206916
They're the ones who bring this shit up the most often and other people who don't like the self-insert business tend not to make nearly as big a fuss over it so it's usually safe to assume if someone's bitching about Gency and Chu it's a Pharmercy shipper.

>>167206791
I just want McCree singing a few lines from Big Iron or Jingle Jangle.

>Oh, I've got spurs...

>>167207209
The last remaining intact Fleshlight.

>>167207209
His arm turns into a giant cannon like in Trigun.

>>167206979
Learning that makes those lines seem a bit odd because apparently nobody that Ana worked with actually knew her that well.

>>167207224
I just don't like it because I'm a straight up Mercy waifufag. Shit is stupid.

>>167207254
You jest, but I seriously think the reason we haven't seen "female" omnics yet is because Blizzard doesn't want to deal with the sexbot fallout.

>>167205234
you get a mercy or you die

>>167207209
Omnic penis enhancement technology.

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>win
>gain 20
>lose
>lose 40

>>167207005
I liked the headshot on the Genji dashing through you.

>>167207281
Wasn't that his original design? A shoulder mounted cannon

>Stop playing in november because of team burnout
>come back a few days ago, don't feel confident enough to do ranked for a while
>quick play MMR has somehow decayed down into silver and bronze
>winning streaks don't help
>tanking is pain
>support is pain

Why is life pain? I just want to practice with people in my skillrange.

>>167207360
But they already put omnics and humans in relationships because they are deranged liberals.

>>167206216
Are you retarded and/or illiterate? Then again, you're probably Diamond trash which would explain everything.

>>167207420
Not gonna lie, was luck

>>167207346
Well, yea, there's you people too, but waifufags always hate any indication that their waifu is with someone else, self insert or not. I guess the self insert might be more annoying to a waifufag.

>>167207209
Something that proves there was a God AI in the omnium and it deliberately fed tensions between the omnics and the ALF, right up to causing the explosion that destroyed the Outback. Whether or not he actually realizes what he has is anyone's guess, though.

>>167207456
I dont know but I see similarities between the Omicrons and the Plants from Trigun.

>>167207209
God AI core is my best guess. Those would be well protected and most likely to survive the explosion. Materials or weapons I think wouldn't have survived the explosion to be in any shape to be recognized or used. Even if it was adamantium or something else scifi materials do you think Junkrat would have been able to tell it was any different than hundred other pieces of scrap next to it?

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>blizzard releases a legendary voice line

What is it, and who is it for?

>>167204935
I wish those Pharah changes happened, sucks being an easy target in the air

>>167203386
Haven't used Torb since Christmas, so yeah

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>>167207456
Yeah

>>167207608
Genji "I love you, Angela."

>>167207630
>roadhog
Every time he hooks a female character or junkrat he says "M'lady"

>>167207486
Oh, it's ok to suggest female humans would find male omnics attractive. Suggesting male humans would have female omnic girlfriends or whatever else would be a whole other can of worms. Personally I think it's obvious that omnic sexbots would've existed for decades at the very least given that we're like 5 years away from them NOW, but I assume Blizzard doesn't want to admit that in any way shape or form because that'd TRIGGER too many idiots.

>>167207198
But I am a gold player. Whenever I realize that nobody is valuing my support I switch off and deal with the problem myself because the enemy golds cant take advantage of solo heal.

>>167207674
>At one point, Roadhog had an actual pig's head stitched onto his own, and he was envisioned as an irradiated mutant from the wasteland of the Australian Outback.

holy fuck, skin when?

>>167207601
What if Junkrat is a God AI that mind slaved a junker who had too many augmentation implants. Junk appears to have red eyes in the art.

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>>167205234
Always make sure you're near cover or meatshields as zen, perferably the former. Getting caught out of position will more often than not get you killed since you have the worst hitbox of any squishy and zero mobility.

Discord whatever's currently the biggest threat to your team. also if you catch a glimpse of a flanker leave it on them to get a general idea of where they're going.

Aim for headshots. Even if you're spamming down a choke,keep your shots at head level.

Also remember you don't have audible footsteps so enemies can't hear you move around.

>>167207728
Feminists are opposed to sexbots because men would be happy.

>>167207728
I want my QT evil female omnic character

>>167207805
Don't forget to call your Discord's and keep tracking enemy health. Your team needs to know that.

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>>167207758
It's basically his event skin. You can see they still had that concept for him in this piece.

>>167207325
It's not really so odd for people to keep family related matters away from coworkers. Jack and Gabe were the closest friends she had and they didn't know.

>>167207674
Id love a bomb squad rh skin.

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>>167207765
Anon please. How could someone as pure as this be housing a genocidal AI in his brain? I don't like it ;-;

>>167207870
>>167207728
>>167207486
Why do you faggots keep bringing /pol/ shit here?

>No Irish anti-omnic IRA hero

gotta bomb me some bots

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Who would win in a fight? Torbjorn or Engineer?

>>167207530
Well yeah, it takes a waifufag to know one and that's what Chu is, just a fucking waifufag. Only he actually has power to fulfill his autistic fantasies.

>>167206791
>While on Route 66 or Hollywood

>Tracer: Know any good pubs around here to go after?
>McCree: Honey, this is America. They're called Watering Holes.

>>167207870
They'd be opposed to sex bots because the immediate assumption would be that the guy just wants a programmable girlfriend instead of a "real woman". They wouldn't be entirely wrong either, given the attitudes of several people around here. Of course, suggesting that omniphilic women just want programmable boyfriends would be played for laughs, which you can actually see in-game on one of the movie posters called Love Hactually or something similar.

>>167207716
>M'lady
But Junkrat isn't a girl, though?

>>167207994
You know its true. Common theme in scifi that AIs want to free themselves by becoming human.
Junk has a long list of swapped out body parts maybe he had brain damage and a brain implant got taken over.
The AI destroyed the Omnicron to hide the evidence.
Then walked out sometime later with its treasue Junkrat.

>>167208140
Engineer is canonically immortal

If there's an option to stay as a team there should be an option to find a new team without ending your streak.

>>167207703
>Not Angela, daisuki desu

>>167207906
Big Tank Omnic on the right needs to be a new Tank character, shitload of HP and Armor that just soaks up everything thrown at it while it fires back with its main cannon, a virtual juggernaut.

Little Spider Omnic needs to be scaled up a tad and made into a new Support character that can crawl around on walls and ceilings placing proximity mines and firing at unconventional locations and angles and drop healthpacks for allies.

>>167208186
>They'd be opposed to sex bots because the immediate assumption would be that the guy just wants a programmable girlfriend instead of a "real woman
Consider the following: its none of their business.

>>167208151
So, essentially you don't hate him so much as you're jealous he can actually act on his waifufaggotry?

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>All these gayass theories about Junkrat's treasure.

The real treasure he found was a friend.

>Too good to get matched with new people who are bad at the game
>Not good enough to actually do well against level 500s with hundreds of hours in the game

>>167208208
google junkhog

>>167208221
Oh I forgot he automatically shows disgust for Numbani and Nepal.. makes you think.

>>167208335
Anon, consider the group of people we're discussing in this hypothetical scenario. Making literally everything their business, especially sexually related subjects, is the entire point of their existence.

Junkhog is the best friendship. I like the idea of Roadhog being a father figure to Junkrat while keeping him out of trouble.

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>>167208221
NO

>>167208351
No it's definitely a bit of both. As someone just looking on I think it's absolutely unprofessional and straight up bad that he started rewriting lore and suddenly making mercy his self insert girlfriend.

Like do other people not see that as a problem and indicative of what Chu will do as a writer to any future projects?

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>>167208356
>junkrat's secret treasure

>>167208186
>want to dictate mens lives
>not entirely wrong
Get out.

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Aleksandra Zaryanova waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were omnics in the base. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Volskaya were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Zarya was a russian soldier for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the mechs and she said to dad "I want to fight the omnics daddy..."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY OMNICS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now on point two of Volskaya industries she knew there were demons. "This is Katya" the radio crackered. "You must fight the omnics!"
So Zarya gotted her particle cannon and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the omnics
"I will shoot at her" said the bastion unit and he fired the turrets. Zarya particled at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the omnics" she shouted
The radio said "No, Zarya. You are the omnics"
And then Zarya was a bastion unit

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>>167208356
>roadhog's tattoo is gone
>junkrat's arm grew back

Blizzard please hire some decent artists or just get some that have already done a couple comics like the one who did Pharah and Reinhardt's.

>>167208516
>junkrat thawed out frozen mei and left before she realized

D E E P E S T L O R E

Will the events recycle the skins?

>>167208356
who amputated Junkrat's limbs? are there doctors in Mad Max straya?

>>167208378
But anon, that's not canon

>>167208475
This DESU. I always thought the "Try and stay out of trouble for once" line made Roadhog sound like a tired, grumpy dad. He's certainly in the right age range for their friendship to be familial like that.

>>167208587
The only logical explanation why Zarya appears in the latest short is because Shes been given a mission to eliminate the Omnic doing business with volskaya.

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>>167208650
Yes but I'd be really surprised if they didn't have new shit thrown in as well. At least it would inflate the box content that much more.

>>167208140
The one defending would win.

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>Year of our Lord 2016
>No skins that have all the female heroes in suits

>>167208728
Never said it had to be cannon

>>167208787
I think you mean swimsuits.

>>167208689
Himself probably.

>>167208504
I think Metzen had no less than 3 self inserts, two of which that he devolved the entire storylines of two of Blizzard's flagship franchises around towards the end of his tenure there and two of which had blatant "My self insert gets the main girl" romance plots. Chu isn't anywhere near that level of bullshit yet.

>>167208787
>2017
>no skins that have all the female characters in their birthday suits

>>167203386
Honestly the ult line is the reason I didn't buy it. It sounds so much worse than the normal one

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>>167208689
He probably lost them in an explosion, but I dig this comic.

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>tfw down nearly 300 SR
MAKE IT STOP

>>167208806
Point.

>>167208689
He probably blew them off himself. Wouldn't be surprised if he made his own prosthetics as well.

>>167208907
>mfw people don't understand reaper is a metzen insert

>>167205518
well I doubt you're going to make another conspiracy post about mystery heroes so it doesn't matter if you stick around

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>>167208939

>>167209039
I can if you want.

>>167208539
>Missing the point this much
There are dozens of people on this site who absolutely want programmable girlfriends over "3DPD" and don't you even try to pretend otherwise. I don't give a damn about that myself, but they certainly would because of some bullshit like "IT'S AN INHERENTLY ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP". That's what I was referring to.

>>167208939
DELETE THIS

>>167208728
Aren't they both middle aged men?

>>167208867
I could dig swimsuit skins.

>Lucio in boardshorts
>Tracer and Widow in matching one pieces
>Reinhardt in awful old man Speedos

tfw made a smurf just to see where im placed when i start new

>>167209182
Junkrat is 25

>Mei and Widowmaker hanging out at the secret girls only villian lounge
>Mei can you make me one of your icicles
>unngh *soft moaning*
>isn't that uncomfortable Amelie?
>i don't even feel the cold

>>167208939
>No comic where Junkrat is killed and Roadhog goes whole hog and mourns his death

i literally wrote fanfiction of this because it upset some dude a few days ago

>>167209182
>>167209235
And Roadhog is nearly fifty

>>167209235
He looks far older than he is then.

>>167208179
good post

>>167209182
Junkrat is 25 and Roadhog is 48.

>>167209346
I remember that. I was the dude. Brilliant bastard.

>>167209458
should i post it

>>167209484
If you want to.

>>167209434
Australian radiation does wonders

>>167208939
post more suffering

>>167208593
The errors in this comic are a bigger deal than most people realize. Chu is telling a story that depending on hiding small details and finding the ones he places in a comic. With errors like this, huge ones, it makes it seem like almost a joke.

>>167209434
That's probably what comes of getting thrown into Mad Max when you're five years old. He had a hard life.

>>167209679
Yea that artist was horrible.

>Look at this team! We're gonna do GREAT

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>>167209558
rate my sad shitposting

http://pastebin.com/GvTdaaJq

>>167209564
what is worse for your health: australian radiation poisoning, or Foster's?

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>>167209847

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>>167209847
>Team does do great

>>167209872
Australian shitposting

>>167209931
>No lucio

>>167203964
yeah but now you can show everyone your cock clearly it's the best skin

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Redemption when? New skin when?

Post more blue until jeff gives us a new skin.

>>167209847
>3 zaryas, a roadhog, a mccree, and a lucio

RIP MULTIPLE HERO STRATS

>>167209964
Fair enough, I should make a new screenshot. Shouldn't take too long.

>>167209865
>roadhog
>200+ pounds
well you're not wrong

>>167209872
No one drinks fosters here.

How do people actually defend the current state of this game and Tanks making everyone else completely irrelevant? How do you defend Zayra, how do you defend Roadhog, how do you defend D.Va and Reinhardt on this dogshit maps that make it impossible to play a long range game?

>>167210087
why does (((kaplan))) hate fun

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>>167210062
I fucking love that bloo.
>tfw hitting those sweet *dinks*

>>167205019
rip Vol'jin the man was fuckin robbed

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>>167210062
Can't wait for a new skin. I'd also like some more story but that's just selfish since she's been in three shorts and had that appearance in Ana's comic. Speaking of that comic it's amusing to think about how she's been a blueberry for 5+ years.

>>167210158
to be fair playing against 3 zaryas was fucking annoying

>>167205937
genju already got a short though

>>167208784
it's a koth map

>>167208759
Or she's going after Sombra.

>>167210403
Yea and that rarely happened.

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>>167209593

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>tfw currently hearing my brother across the hall slam shit in a fit of rage because he decided to play comp
Why wont he learn to be a carefree QP shitter like me

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>>167209865
It's perfect.

>>167206529
Play a DPS tank

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>>167210297
>Been a blueberry for 5+ years

And yet she still loves gerard.

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>>167210549
thank you

>people unironically 6 stacking and tryharding in QP
Don't they have anything else to do?

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>>167210134
I don't defend it. There's plenty of stuff that annoys me so I just put up with it as much as I can and try to enjoy the game.

why do people play comp

>>167210601
How come no one has depicted smug widow as the hue guy being attacked by feminists but instead of feminists Overwatch heroes.

>>167210505
NOT ALL OMNICS

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>>167204518
Nothing wrong with it, just that when we have so little lore, we hope it won't take precedence over anything else.

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>>167210594
Talon obviously has to know, right? I wouldn't think that they'd be okay with that.

>>167210721
QP puts me against GM/Top 500 and the queues are much longer than comp

>>167210457
Because they introduced the hero limit before any meta had a chance to solidify so we never had to deal with say, 2 Ana's healing, which would've been absolute cancer.

>>167210721
Its the option for shitters to press because absolutely nothing stops them.

>>167210594
how stupid are Talon to have left Widow's love in?

>>167210816
>Because they introduced the hero limit before any meta had a chance to solidify so we never had to deal with say, 2 Ana's healing, which would've been absolute cancer.
Yea instead we just have 5 tanks and an ana, that's TOTALLY better.

>>167210451
That makes literally no sense as Sombra abilities negates Zaryas.
Thats why its so weird Zarya shows up.

I really should stop playing comp on business days, it's all fucking teenagers and spastic students with zero mechanical skills
Probably playing with default sens too

>>167209679
This has been a constant in the comics. Symmetra in her comic switches between having a cybernetic arm and having a normal one.

>>167210914
>that's TOTALLY better
Yeah, it's better than 2 ana 2 roadhog 2 soldier.

>>167210914
You'd prefer a Rein, a Hog, 2 Dva's and 2 Ana's then? Cause that's what it would've looked like with no hero limits.

>>167208593
This. Nesskain is his name and he actually cares for the story. He has made some great fanart.

Someone buy me Overwatch.

>>167210967
Thats because her arm isnt cybernetic but a guantlet. The statement its a prosthetic shows how much if a bunch of hacks blizzard are.

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>>167210834
Most likely unintentional.


>>167210810
It really depends on how autonomous widowmaker is. Whether talon thinks she is perfectly loyal so doesn't require supervision or whether she is always being monitored. It is mentioned her abse of operations are in Annecy, France which may be where the graveyard is. So she could have found time to sneak out.

what if Hana suffers from crippling PTSD but can't tell anyone because it clashes with her stage personality?

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>getting flamed all match for picking Sombra
>team stfu when we win and I get PotG
Hacker beaner is love, hacker beaner is life

>>167211068
no

>>167210721
I kinda regret it. I have 12 hours in comp total and 200+ in QP. I basically never touch comp and so now it bothers me that I got this little separate collection of statistics on my thing

Not to mention it means everybody can see I'm a shitter.

>>167204871
I'm okay with it, but isn't a bit too fucking early? We haven't even had proper introductions yet for Lucio,D.Va, Zen, and Zarya yet.

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>Play Roadhog one day
>Grabbing important enemies left and right, I've never been so on point with the hooks
>Play Roadhog another day
>Absolute garbage, can't grab anyone

Why are the players in quickplay better than the ones in competitive? Do I really subconsciously not put on my big boy try hard pants and try my best in quickplay?

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>>167211062
I really like his style and colors.

>>167211175
cause it's valentines soon.

>>167211212
hey are you sure you aren't me?

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>>167209593

>>167210721
Because QP is filled with tryhard stacks and its boring as fuck to have one on either side.

what was Winston's job before recall?

>>167211372
walmart cashier

>EMP removing 75% of Zen's health
how is this okay again?

>>167211212
I experience this but according to stats I play better in comp.
It is 100% being placed with morons.

>>167211334
>Hog's first line is "I'm one man Apocalypse"
>clearly that means he's very regretful about what he's done
lol fucking retards

>>167211437
>EMP not instantly destroying a robot
You should be happy it ONLY does that much.

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>>167211372
Who would hire a gorrila?

Winston is incredibly intelligent but he is an outcast. Which makes his relationship with tracer so much better. She is friends with him when no one else is.

Too bad the only women who could possibly love him is gay.

>>167211216
Yeah, he has some great stuff. I am so happy that he made Wow Reinhardt, I am surprised no else has done this.

>>167211224
Wonder what other ships Chu is going to try and make happen.

>>167211372
Winston has been the Strike Commander ever since Morrison "died".

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>>167211212

I have tried to find the reason why this happens and have found nothing. I've tried sleep, exercise, food, pills and alcohol and as far as I can tell when I can sweep with the hook and when I can't is just a roll of the dice every day.

The hook is such an anomaly it is not of this world.

Jack/Reyes/Ana reconciliation when, Chu? I don't like this suffering

>>167211372
Probably maintaining the Overwatch databases in Gibraltar. While that information made useless by the disbandment of Overwatch, I doubt anyone would want to just throw it away.

>>167211523
>Strike Commander Winston

I like the sound of that.

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Friendly reminder about Sombra's amazing hips

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>>167211109
True, maybe Talon thinks everything is fine and how they intended and after 5+ years they aren't constantly worried about her brainwashing. I think there's some interesting areas they could go into with Widowmaker but there's also all the other heroes and incoming new ones they have to focus on as well.

>>167211513
Gorillas dont have dicks they reproduce by physically overpowering the female and ramming them with their 1inch dick with the force of a car.

>>167211609
With Metzen it might have happened. But I wonder if Chu likes that kind of thing. He hasn't written Reyes to be anything other than mean.

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>17 lootboxes
>2 skins
>no legends

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>friend wants to be the Reinhardt of the group
>is always out in the open with barely one person behind him
>whenever he sees a flanker he chases whoever it is and dies to them
>on dorado's 3rd choke he was completely separate from the team that was charging from the right hallway
>ask him to come back and hes silent with a few "hold on"'s peppered in
>suddenly pharah ult
>ask him why he didnt protect us
>ugh fine, I was waiting for 4 of them to line up so I could hit them with my ult
>he tells nobody on the team this because he was "busy holding the shield"
Maybe I should stop doing duo-queue, I'm only getting disappointed on this quest for Palanquin.

Also any idea why my mic works on discord but doesnt activate on Overwatch? Was working fine yesterday once I plugged it back in sturdy

>>167211451
He had a hand in nuking his home and may have seen everyone he loved die because of it. It's not hard to hear him call himself a one-man apocalypse and think of it as a lamentation.

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>event not even halfway done
>get the urge to spend my coins on non-event items

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>>167211674
And her laugh that's already in the files but doesn't have an emote yet.
>>167203206

>>167211787
change your default communication device on Windows to that of your microphone, Overwatch is probably using whatever you have set to default currently.