/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

First for tards of the do!!!

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Patrick Warburton announcer when?

>the dota 2 gulag continues to exist

>mid taken
>safe lane taken
>offlane taken
>jungle taken
it ain't me

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>danecucks

at least there's a team worse than na`vi

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>be CEO of EG
>play in dumb team of no name whos

>>167147234
>Don't devote self full-time to playing video game
>Still enjoy playing game
>Queue times take 1 hour
>Play in lower-division team to enjoy experience
>Retards complain it's a step backwards

post sheever eating webm

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>>167147292
>anyone
>enjoying playing dota

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you could have saved him

>>167147439
doesn't even look like him, nice try faggot.

>>167147292
ppd making a team and streaming Witcher 3 for an entire week, 12+hrs a day is pretty unfair to the people who aren't CEOs of a esports org and are on his team.
I'm specifically talking about QO.

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>make new general
>literally nothing to talk about this dead game
really makes you spark your brain cells

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>tfw always root for my boy Jimbo on every team he was in
>tfw hate Bulba so fucking much tho
>tfw not sure if I want to cheer for Team Onyx or not

>>167147783
Why do you hate Bulba? He's literally done nothing but play dotes. I mean sure, he's a bad player but when you look at what Jimmy and mason have done like, how the hell do you do even hate Bulba?

>>167147382
What really sells it is the change from support to core.

>>167147680
It's basically a placeholder team for everyone there except PPD. Apparently some /tf2g/ is trying to snatch up QO from it.

thoughts on pajkatt?

>>167148062
he's not even washed out at this point he always was shit

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uhhh dotatards?

>>167148004
I think they have a legit shot at this if ppd actually tries here, and they get rid of jeyo and boris

>>167147895
What did mason do

>>167148239
fur

>>167148062
My thoughts are: I think we've finally found a weaker carry than Aui, in every possible and conceivable way

>>167148239
Guy's a shitter. God forbid you meet him in pubs.

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>>167147439
LMAO BULLDOG LOOKS SO BETTER NOW

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>>167148159
D-delete this
Delete it RIGHT NOW

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why is sinned so cute, bros?

>>167148652
>he thinks thats cute

>be me
>be bad at dota
>stop playing dota
>life starts improving
>catch up in college
>get alright grades
>graduate
>become more social
>find my perfect girl
>get married and have beautiful children
>never been happier in my life
>havent played dota for 7 years
>come back
>"eh, i'll play a match, for old times sake"
>get addicted
>wife leaves me
>children won't call me or talk to me
>get frozen out of my family
>live alone
>get depressed
>lose my job
>living off the little i have left after the divorce
>mfw gf is trying to get me in jail with false rape accusations by spreading rumors to her friends and family
>mfw i wake up, order food, play dota, and go to sleep again
>havent done anything worthwhile in 5 months but this
>mfw i dont know when anything will change
>mfw i dont know if i'll end up in jail or not
>mfw i don't know when i'll see my family again
Dota is my escape.

>>167148652
ROUHAHA

Hey guys, I just started playing xd

what champ is the best one? i usually adc but i dont know who will fit me best

theres this garen guy with a spin and even an execute that deals true damage but ive tried to adc on him but he just doesnt hit hard enough lol

what to do guys?

>>167148804
I'm going to adapt this into a Reddit post.

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REMINDER TO PICK WINDRUNNER SO SHE DOESN'T GET LONELY AND BECAUSE SHES THE BEST WAIFU!

also to avoid becoming the least picked hero in the game

THX! :3

>>167148993
The best thing is that you'll get thousands of upvotes, because hey, give people literally free internet points for getting "likes" it's not like people will LIE to get them, right?

>>167148652
DANDER
UP YOU'VE GOT IT

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>>167149067
After it hits the frontpage I'm going to edit it into some stupid shit. Literally thousands of points AND you get to piss people off!

>any suggestion needs 1000 upvotes to get read by valve and get implemented into the game within 24 hours
why are you still posting here?

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>tfw you lose but you lack the self insight to realize that you played poorly and deserved to lose

>>167149257
Because petty shit like "+400 health is a useless level 25 talent and should be replaced with +20 all stats" isn't relevant when half of Reddit plays WR and the other half plays supports.

>>167149264
>that pic
10/10

@167148953
Your shitposting is quite literally garbage

>>167148953
Pick WR

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>Puck can buy 3 Null Talismans in lane and transition them all into core items
Thanks Valve.

>>167149264
>their Viper ate our Riki and Spectre alive
>I tried to create space for our Earth Spirit, but Viper kept shutting me down
>I didn't start dying until they were pushing our ancient

It honestly wasn't my fault. I did all the support shit, I warded, bought cour and upgraded as soon as it was avaliable, bullied Razor and Troll away from the creepwave, and denied over half of our creeps.

how do you get into this game without wanting to kill yourself for being a handicap for your team every game

>>167149931
Play against bots, use the in-game tutorials, study strats and gameplay on youtube, pick easy heros like Sven or Dragon Knight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB64z43I1mc

We finally know what is going on behind the scenes

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>tfw played over 50 games of darkmoon and losing to invoker each time
>starting to dream about invoker throwing tornados at me and finishing me off with sunstrikes
I want off this ride.
PLEASE

>>167149931
watch pro games and pay attention during the draft, you'll learn a lot

>>167150385
understand this for once you stupid animeneet: there's two things that kill invoker

SILENCES/HEX

RIGHT CLICKS

if your team couldnt beat him is because you've lacked one of these or both

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>DARK MOON

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>mfw I beat Dark Moon on Day 1

>>167148953
Buy the Battle Pass

What do you guys think of accel world? Is that a good anime? Does EE like it?

>>167150814
Do you have the emoticon or not?
I don't think you have it.

>>167150881
Yes, but I had to go back and beat it again to claim the emote when they added it.

>>167150227
Mr.President: "I'm not sure what monkey king does, he just jumps around does some stupid stuff.."
"I mean, I understand what his spells do, but for what reason did we need this hero in the game, that's basically what I'm asking"
INAUGURATE HIM ALREADY

>tfw i wanna learn you but i better not touch
>tfw i wanna pay you but my senses tell me to stop
>tfw i wanna win you but i want it too much
>tfw i wanna play you but your players are venomous POISON!
>tfw they're poisons running through the game
>tfw they're poison
>tfw i don't wanna break these chains
Basically dota for me

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Singsing is streaming
>tfw im a few minutes late

>>167151332
>watching singsing when zai is streaming

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>have beaten the Dark Moon mode 3 times with a reliable stack
>mfw dotards on /d2g/ crying about it being impossible

>>167151432
it's all about bursting the last 20% which pubs can't do because they're panicking and catching spells like pokemons

Mum yells at me for not shoveling snow but i was in a hour long game

Now shes mad what do i do

>>167151432
They should at least fix the fucking magic resistance bug

>wave 15
>bkb to resurrect people
>clicking on the thombstone does nothing

amazing event valve
keep it up

if monkey and rubick attack each other while tree dancing on the same tree monkey turns invisible (cant be targeted by players, but creeps and towers still attack)

>>167151432
It's relatively easy with a good stack, but people seriously expect to beat it with a bunch of random players

>>167151631
tell her to shut up and make you some tendies

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sing is playing with his """"""""""friends"""""""""" again.
I MISS SOLOQ SING

>Bulldog has to do everything with that annoying aussie whore.
I miss Soloq dong.

Does valve give two shits about mmr boosting?

I started playing on EUW instead of USE because of my sleep schedule, and HOLY SHIT europeans are so bad at dota.

I'm 5.5k on USE and the 5k players on EUW play like literally monkeys. I'm not sure these guys ever look at the minimap as the amount of times I've seen teammates die to enemy ganks that we have full vision of is mindblowing. Also everybody flames so fucking much on EUW for no reason too.

>>167152295
she lives with him

>>167152717
golem get ye gone

>>167152579
Totally explains why NA imports all their pros.

>>167152652
>she
I thought it was a trap.

Is it possible to use your phone as a mic in dota in some way? My mic stopped working and I need to shout at russians.

>>167152979
What I said is unrelated to the pro scene obviously. Just that in pubs at least, europeans seem a lot worse than NA players at the same MMR.

>>167153114
missing the peruvians already yankee?

>>167149001
that would require more than 3 people actually picking visage regularly though

>>167153114
sure dude whatever you say lmao

Now every commend to me shows as 4 in profile, that's right?

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>>167152579
>tired of peruvians
>queue on euw
>mid storm, in perfect english, explains that he will now intentionally feed mid because weaver stole his cs
>the next game, my team of perfect english speakers, after getting 2 pickoffs, decide to autistically teamfight at the rax and shrine instead of FOCUSING the rax, resulting in the melee rax getting to 2% health, and no one finishing it, and us wiping 5v3 into 5v5 when the 2 dead respawn
>after this happening 4 more times, we lose
>in both games, the enemy team all chats in russian
Ok so im done with this continent, thanks for playing

>>167152579
>>167153263
EUW is no different than the US servers, we have eastern europeans, russians, middle easterns (not swedes or germans) and the worst of all turks. Sometimes it's better to queue on the russian server because the turks despise the russians, though you can sometimes get into matches with mongolians.

Monkey King needs to be reworked so fucking badly. It's mindbogglingly stupid how there is literally no way to itemize to counter his tree-jumping mechanic. Wards are hardly a real counter.
If Monkey King is sitting in the trees by your mid tower, there is literally NOTHING, you can do about it unless you picked a hero with a tree clear or flying vision mechanic.
Monkey King's design is irrefutable proof that Icefrog has retired.

Are the new heroes good in Dark Moon?

>>167153589
Fuck dark moon.

>>167153589
jugger has 5% heal ward and 35% double dmg, paired with BF, satanic, moonshard and daedelous you will be unstoppable.

>>167153589
Leshrac is very powerful i feel like. He can carry thru 1-14. And he adds a lot to the gold rounds with edict and his ulti.

>>167153583
too bad hes a shit fucking hero
also
>there is literally NOTHING, you can do about it unless you picked a hero with a tree clear or flying vision mechanic

there a lot of heroes that absolutely need to be countered
just pick shadow demon and scout him out

>>167153880
>there a lot of heroes that absolutely need to be countered
Such as? The only hero that is similarly difficult to play against is Tinker.

>>167151432
i just found a bug shit is easy as fuck

>>167153589
According to the top 100, jug and lesh are really good.
SF, bristle, and legion are okay. About on par with sniper
Veno, WD, and storm are absolute unpickable dogshit

>>167153993
what's the new best team composition?

>>167154031
probably lesh + disruptor (for the gold rounds plus they both build orchids)

and 3 heavy right click heroes

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>>167153981
proof in case you cucks think i'm """"lying""""

>>167154031
The vast majority of winners are compositions of Disruptor + Medusa + Lesh + Jug + Someone else
Fifth hero varies a lot between sniper, techies, PA, ect. it doesn't matter as much as long as it's not a total shit hero

>>167154263
show the bug or gtfo

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AVOID THESE AT ALL COSTS

PSG
Spetsky
sza
Misioh
nmagane
Kupu
Homu
YS
Mercury
boc
crumbling
flyingpants88
j crispy
m4stah
how do i nyx nyx
zelgarath
zyzz
tdd
rylay
knocking
kamina
artourka
ypcyc

>>167154454
>Show bug
>Valve patch the next day

Woooooow

>>167148652
i unironically like sinned

>>167154551
As long as you dont post it on reddit they will never find out.

>>167154551
Leave board, no one cares

Who wants to tackle the dork maan?
Pubs are retarded
>don't use middle shop, instead run all the way back
>tell them to stall a wave with 1 small creep to revive
>DUDE it's not a big deal to have invoker deal 25% more damage LMAO xDDD
>ebin new heroes ;DDDD how do i play them?

>>167148652
where did she even come from? one day bulldog streaming alone next day they're always streaming together

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>>167146951
Remember to wash and floss your teeth so the doctor wont have to rip open your jaw to fix your shitty fucking teeth

>hill jungling morphling

reaching autism levels that should not be possible

>>167154776
she is a mod in his stream and they regularly play WoW together, naturally they would play party queue in dota

>>167150227
>literally half of it is cyborgmatt
Who, when they clicked into the video thought "I wanna hear cyborgmatt's opinions and I want him to have more videotime than all of the players combined"?

>>167154776
She's been living in bulldog's house since early december or november.

>>167153589
lesh is insane in the chicken rounds
money printing

>>167155074
but d2g told me bulldog was a virgin???
was d2g wrong??? this never happened before!!!

>>167153704
>>167154147
downloaded the replay of second best team in dark moon event. they made 24k gold in the second chicken round using lesh + disruptor + dusa + techies mines. and that's how you beat dark moon.

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>page 8
have a pity bump dotards

>>167154551
Fucking why we were almost dead for real fucking animefaggots

>biggest patch in 7 years, complete with new mode where you can get free hats
>negative growth
Valve killed this game with their greed

>>167154551
please post it,im going to get so many upvotes if i post it on reddit

>>167153940
Brood,Meepo,weaver,antimage,lone druid,phantom assassin,ember spirit,

>some faggot picks techies in darkmoon
>practically play as 4people + some useless shitter after wave 13
wow, thanks valve

>>167156694
>provides burst for invokers hardest phase

>>167156763
>needing burst for invoker
uhhh, casual much?

>>167156694
>Underestimate Techie

Kek to the Cuck

>>167156882
are u fucking retarded? for non stacks killing invoker with 60000 mines is literally the easiest way to do it

>>167156942
>admitting to be a casual
lol

>>167156971
autism

>>167157016
better to be autismal than a casual cuck

1-2 Rape
3-4 Loli
5-6 Interracial
7-8 T H I C C
9 Anime
0 Five games of ranked

>>167157343
MODS

does any1 have the webm of sheever showing her bra?

can someone tell me how to defeat dark moon?

>>167157985
get lucky with teammates
t. 1 time dark moon winner

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>REMOVES THE ABILITY TO WEAR/DEMO MARKET IMMORTALS FROM INSIDE THE GAME

bravo, valve.

>>167158568
you have to pay to look, silly goy

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>>167158568
Try buying the Winer battle passTM

>>167158071
Throw the game whenever someone is dead by the end of the round, you won't win if your tank/dps takes 25% more damage from Invoker.

>>167158630
you don't really own the hats, they aren't real
really makes ya think if all that valve deserves is really a picture of money

How big do you think Luna's breasts are?

sheever is streaming

>>167159027
C?

is ti me or all these new teams are boring as fuck? eg feels weird without ppd and fear
secret is weak
og is always fly and notail plus 3 randoms
s4 belongs in alliance (or secret)
liquid is just a weird ass team, full of 9k players but can't really feel any teamwork in it
cis scene is dead, navi is shit

surprisingly, the chinese teams don't look so bad, newbee and burning's new team

but i can't feel excitement for any of these teams

>>167159620

If you were 3 or 4 years younger all these teams would be great for you.

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>>167156584
>valve
>greedy
what the fuck are you smoking mate

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>>167159620
I miss ppd :(

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Post cute girls please !

>>167159957
nice battlepass with infuser oh wait.

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Send help, Puppey won't let me eat until we win a LAN

Someone help me with the dark moon bullshit, holy fuck. Pubs are so fucking retarded I'm surprised they know how to breathe.

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>>167160484
>buyback on first round with 4 teammates alive and 3 creeps left

fucking why

>>167160484
just get your daily prize and shut up

>>167160587
To avoid the MR loss.

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I wake up and I see a ship I did not think of
https://68.media.tumblr.com/eda6508776b1ea1652b5b0ed583470fd/tumblr_okosv37Kao1tecsg1o1_1280.png
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>>167148953
>champ
>adc
>garen guy

you have to go back

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>>167160639
You are projecting wayy too much logic on these mouth breathers.

>>167160684
You can't fuck water.

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>>167160436

>>167160801
my bad.
Forgot they think invoker dealing 25% more damage is not a big deal

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>>167160073
I miss "I miss ppd (blond anime loli with cut bangs blushing while holding a rabbit.jpg)"
I miss Don drapper FUCK LA
I miss This guy is Ghost Revenant
I miss quarry settler
I miss Dank Memeoire
I miss >not imagining Enchantress's thick flank pressing up against you
I miss Drow's husband helps her get her self esteem
I miss This fat fuck is stealing millions
I miss ASS SHAKER LAMAO XDDD

All those good spam posters, lost to time
Now all we have is lame shit like only 9 inches and Crystal Maiden bad name in dota land and fucking IMMA EAT U QT
This general is dead

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Test Sheever.

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>>167160916
take that rune and see what happens

>>167154956
>tfw getting my wisdom teeth out soon

Gonna get so fucking high.

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>>167160940
When the team that "avoids MR loss" because they DIED ON THE FIRST FUCKING ROUND probably means a second vlads will be built, and round 4 will be thrown due to not having buyback BECAUSE YOU DIED ON THE FIRST FUCKING ROUND.

>>167160597
I WANT THE EMOTICON REEEE

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>>167160941
GTFO grandpa, new times new memes.

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can someone tell me how to beat dark magus?

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HOLY SHIT GUYS THE ASS IS BACK
https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/690286720965820416

>>167161406
that's not funny anon
>I say that in a weak sad voice

>>167161406
why does he look like a depressed ogre
what happened

>>167161527
you know what happened.

>>167161151
>my lanes, bottom right doing fine, good drops can facetank
>top somehow loses 3 towers
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME


>>167161379
you bum rush it with bloodthorns, sheepsticks and mashing buttons

>>167160813
Water you talking about anon

im reporting more people in dark meme than on normal games

>>167162007
why would you report /vg/?

Which of the new meme moon heroes is actually really good ?

>>167162035
i only played with vg once, im not repeating that mistake ever again

Any richbros willing to spare a battlepass?

credit card's fucked

>>167162139
I don't play without vg.

>>167152717
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>167162139
European time /vg/(and all 4chan) is a strange mix of women, children and cuckolds.

Only play with US anons. Ever.

>>167162429
>playing with shitskins and aussie tier shitbabbies
theres no winning move with the gulag
end thyneself

>>167162129
disco pony is nice at clearing.

>>167152717
>golem get ye gone

>>167162526
t. mad euro

Look at him and laugh.

Any yuropoor/east coast amerifat wants to stack for dark moon?

>>167162685
t. man about to be mugged by a negro

>>167163081
t. man about to be raped and blown up by arab

>>167163171
>>167163081
t. affluent piss stains living in 1st world countries

>>167163171
but anon i live in the shithole part of yurop, we dont like muzzies here

TOp 3 mid heroes RN>????

>>167163579
mirana
sf
pudge

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>>167161525
well there is not a whole lot you can really do about that

Does valve deliberately put shit heroes into PvE to trick players into failing it?

The amount of times people pick a random hero that adds literally nothing to the game is impossible.

At least I get to wave 11 for free now with my disco horsey.

>>167163827

Ember Spirit?????

>>167163864
what's the deal with this guy, why do people watch his videos, why does he use a voice masking filter?

>>167163943
TELL ME ABOUT CHI LONG QUA

WHY DOES USE THE VOICE FILTER?

>>167163994
If he takes it off, will he die?

>Lysander
sigh

>>167164027
It would be extremely painful.

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>>167164027
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MwTSjgWFWw

>>167164115
He's a small guy.

>>167164186
For you.

>>167164115
i can never tell when he's being ironically retarded or just retarded

>>167161338
>muh longwinded insightful post boiling down to "Dont forget you're here forever"
People still save these?

just noticed solitary judge
is zai in the us?

When a retarded teammate doesn't let me revive others before the round ends so they don't lose magic resist i just run into a tower
I'd rather waste 5-10 minutes rather than fucking 50 and die to invoker dealing pure damage.

>>167161338
this site gives me friends and fellow dota players to watch esports with while I comment in my cynical sense of humor that twitch/reddit would ban me for immediately

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WHEN THE FUCK IS THE GOOD E SPORTS.

NOT THAT CLOWN ONLINE SHIT, HYPE LAN STUFF.

>playing mememoon lowers your estimated mmr

Does quelling blade work on all units in dark moon?

>>167165073
Stop posting about eddy nnamdi

reminder that if you dont have lesh and disruptor you wont win at mememoon

>>167165285
normal dota can go to hell, I just want to beat dark moon

>>167165373
>pitlord is optional

>got that shitty chicken and that jew courier from the darkmoon roulette
fug, i just want sets not shitty couriers i cant even sell

>>167165359
huh?

>>167165824
Who are you eddy (solitary judge) wants to know who keeps postinf about him

>Even in Dark Moon, Nature's Prophet is fucking worthless

Seriously, how do we fix him?

How much was Navi desperate to pick up shitter like Pajkatt ?

>>167165979
we dont

>>167165979
REEEEEEEEEwork

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Can that fat fucking jew stop enabling sea-monkey casters before they start casting good matches...

which hero would possibly do more damage in dark moon PA or SF?

>>167166193
Jugh

>>167166209
give me the build for him senpai

>>167166209
i know jugg is op, but apart from him and dusa, do I take SF or PA?

>Play with guy
>Guy is fucking retarded
>Ask him why he's doing bad plays constantly
>He tells me its me
>Play against him
>His team kicks my ass
>Hes the only bad player
>"Why do you suck" he says
>Next game he's on my team
>Doesnt pick a hero and auto randoms, losing all his gold
>He's partied with another guy
>Both of them start in the jungle
>We lose all our lanes
>Doesn't buy wards until 15 minutes
>When he finally buys Sentry Wards
>Gem of True Sight is ready
>Why are you buying Sentries when the Obs are stacked to 4 and we already have a Gem

Good. FUCKING. LORD..

I just lost 2 games because of this spastic fuck and a 3rd with him on the other team I am actually fucking done.

>>167166381
>playing dota at all
It's like you hate yourself or something

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the queen of esports

>>167166279
PA because it can tank better

>>167166381
>not playing dark moon

I was watching that Sinneddonut sluts stream and shes actually ugly. But I think the worst part about it is: She's a tryhard, and she's not funny. Why the fuck does Bulldog keep her around?

>>167147946
>play support since doto 1
>ranked matchmaking happens
>4k
>play tryhard carry
>5.5k
>game is no longer fun

>dark moon
>lesh, medusa, bristle picked, last 2 picks remain
>"pick disruptor and a carry"
>picks WD
>we lose

>next game
>guy has WD selected
>"please don't pick WD"
>picks WD
>we lose

>>167167070
>fat nerd takes whatever pussy he can
>lol why does he keep her around guys? xD

>>167167106
5.5k there's enough decent carries you can play support, have fun and at least maintain your mmr desu

>>167167172
>losing his mana when he could be a wizard
stupid

>>167167070
>why does he keep her around?
scarcity. he never took the time to learn to take care of himself and his life better so that he would always have abundance of choices with women.

>>167167070
because shes the exact opposite of what you just said

Boy I really do hate the dark magus.
The problem is that he just phases out every 4 seconds, doesnt matter if he's stunned, hexed, silenced or anything, he disappears and that's it. You've gotta dodge 20 sunstrikes and meteors now, have fun. And of course we all split up because we have to dodge. God damn.

why is lysander such a retarded navi drone

>>167167328
hahahh fuck off. Are you fucking kidding me? ahhahahhahahahha. FYI I am Australian, if you think her voice has any comedic timing you are wrong. She's actually retarded as fuck.

got a short back and sides number 6 and now i look like artour

>>167153589
Furion aghs is baller all game, just be sure to last hit invokers summons correctly with it.

who /cuck/ here?

europe I am calling you out

>>167167795
post pic

So Navi is out of Slavllader ?

>tinker is balanced

>the ember spirit support meme
cloud 9 might actually lose to this and me eliminated

>Get rekt one game

>Absolutely shrek the other

Goddamn it Na'Vi.

How the fuck are you supposed to play Troll this patch?
Build HotD and Dragon Lance then go 5 man with the team?

>>167168031
Yes

>>167167306
dont blame me, im going for the wizard powers

You guys were right, I picked Leshrac on Dark Meme and more or less carried some 12 year olds until stage 8, twice.

>>167168345
i'll never abandon my old school phase > sny troll build

piecat is just so fucking bad it hurts, what was he waiting to ulti?

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>Pajkatt
How fucking overrated of a player can you be

>>167168540
everybody know he's utter shit
why do you think he has struggled to find teams for so long
he's a tilting scrub

>Ember is getting played pos 1 2 3 4 in pro games
nothing wrong with the hero

why does twitch chat hates dendi so much? is this envy?

Dendi is the best Tinker in the world

debate me

>>167168680
>Navi
>pro games

>>167168712
When you're used by company as the face of their product and hyped as a SUPAMIDA XD you gotta deliver.
If you don't people will shit on you and they'll be right about it because you're a fraud.

>>167168819
why do they love rtz then

he won like one lan as a standin 6 years ago

Daily reminder for nearly 2 years Navi acomplished fucking nothing

>>167168776
There is no rational reason to be atheist.

If god exists you will be punished if it doesn't you won't gain anything.

>>167168895
Because the community is cancerous fucks and would rather cheer for shitters like Arteezy and Puppey over legit nice guys like Dendi.

>>167168948
nearly 3 years you faggot

Dendi is so good

>>167169089
gtfo artour

>>167169157
Dendi is literally winning a game taht does not matter.
Na'Vi are OUT of Starladdewr

>Tinker
>Bad

>>167169225
yes i understand that

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What will Purge teach us today?

>>167169320
spanish, so you can win games in US east

>>167168712
Nobody like Russians.

>>167169225
Do you know where I can see the current standings? Can't find shit on google.

>>167169620
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/StarLadder/i-League_StarSeries/Season_3/Europe

>>167169030

Unless it's a god that hates ballsuckers in which case believers are cucked.

>>167169659
Thanks.

>>167169754
>considering filthy pagan gods at all
WRONG OPINION BRO

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i just went 19-1 as juggernaut the one death was to a tower after killing the opponent mid

i lost

this game is shit

>>167170085
>carry got cucked
>/d2g/ becomes dead
rmyt

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Was challenged to a 1v1 today by our instapick jugg safelane carry.

Laughed at first, but after checking his profile the only feeling I had was pity.

>>167170574
why is always a juggernaut

i swear to god i have 0% win rate with those fuckers on my team

>>167157343
roll

Is there anything more cancer than 4.5-5k? It's such a fucking shit show of broken egos and try-hard picks.

I want out

>>167167070
She is actually unbearable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVhrAoFCD4I

>>167169030
Which god?

>>167151620
>it's all about bursting the last 20% which pubs can't do because they're panicking and catching spells like pokemons
This
>on a team with randoms
>Sniper-PA-Axe-Disruptor-Medusa
>All goes well, farm a shitload of items
>Last stage
>Coordinate with chat
>Get him to 25% easily
>Dusa and Disruptor die with no buyback, forge spirits destroy the ancient
It was going so well.

>>167169030
who cares

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>>167170085
>>167170574

>ppd is less chatty than usual
did leddo get to him?

loving these back to back conan ads senpai

>>167171106
I have no ads
how do you get them?

>>167171546
beats me.
I have ublock installed and everything, but twitch ads still get through.

>>167171593
hope you have ublock origin and not the jew version

>>167171593
I have ublock origin and no ads

>yool two thousand and seventeen
>still not using livestreamer

kys normie scum

>>167169440
Even if you speak Spanish, they won't listen and just say calla mrd sjajaj
>t. Spanish speaker

>>167171627
>>167171689
ye I have ublock origin, still get ads though.
might be because I'm on chrome

>>167170085
it's a team game ya fucking ooga
if you don't booga, then you lose

>>167152717
golem get ye gone

>>167171976
>chrome
firefox might a slow clunky piece of shit but its still better than gettins ads through adblock

>>167171976
I'm also on chrome and still no ads.
Only extensions I have are ublock and betterTTV, are you sure you didn't do something to get ads?
are you watching on html5?

>>167172345
i have ublock and chrome and i don't get ads

>>167172438
>are you watching on html5?
yup. weird. do you just have more 3rd party filters installed?
i haven't checked anymore boxes than the ones that were checked by default when you install it.

>>167167070
A hole's a hole

>>167172545
nope all default
where do you live?

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My juggernaut build diffusal first into vanguard.

Thanks for reading.

POST
YOUR
COUNTRY
LAD

dude this qualifier has been hilarious
>new navi lineup splits with everyone
>secret is terrible
>alliance
>babyknight c9 is technically a second seed right now but the only way they keep their second quali spot is if secret and ad finem split with eachother then get swept by vega and alliance respectively
implying any of these teams deserve a spot at the final event. if vp hadn't dropped out they would have swept literally all of these teams.

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>>167170956
>year of our lord and savior Jesus Christ Seventeen and Twenty
>gif

>>167172603
US, would that affect it?

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>>167172778
USA

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>>167172778

>>167172778
Texas
>>167172816
>if secret and ad finem split with eachother then get swept by vega and alliance respectively
even then c9 would have to have a tiebreaker with alliance.

>>167172816
Only team I wanted to watch was PPD's new team. And they weren't even playing.

>>167172778
south b-brazil

pls no bully

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>>167172778
Lebanon

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>>167172778
Germany

>>167172878
A

>>167172992
FUCKING

>>167172778
brazil

>>167172778
Estonia. What do I win?

>>167173094
LEAF

>>167173094
LEAF

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>>167172778

>>167172778
el presidente's

>>167172816
meanwhile in america
>fucking mason is the best player on Onyx
>BSJ got shit on constantly will probably get immediately dropped
>peru stack literally got so buttfucked they disbanded before they could even play one of the good teams
>and they STILL split with bsj/ixmike stack
>NP shit all over everybody so hard they started playing fucking doom
it's actually a real shame that only DC or NP can go to the main event but Ad Finem or Secret get to go despite being much worse teams.
>>167172952
>chessie, boris, jeyo
QO is literally my favorite dota player but that roster will go nowhere. their first game is gonna be against DC at some other qualifier. They've got a super tough group too. They probably are totally fucked.

>>167172816
I haven't done the math yet because I haven't been following this qual, but I think whoever wins this set between AF and Secret have a really good chance of qualifying since they both have 2 sets left tied 1 point from C9, while C9 have finished their quals.
While C9 can still qual, they need AF and Secret to tie here and then lose both their games tomorrow for a 3 way tiebreaker

>>167172778
Finland.

How I wish I was born to the United States though.

>>167172850
maybe, I'm in the EU

>>167172778
Croatia

>>167173379
it would be a 4 way tiebreaker since losing their respective sets would mean alliance would also have 9 points.
but there's close to a 0% chance that happens. Alliance and Vega are not good enough to sweep AF or Shhh. Honestly, none of these teams are very good except for Liquid.

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>>167173480
kereettiläinen kakara saatan kohta on suomi sata ja sää täällä jauhat paskaa MUN isä VITUN maasta

can you break linkens by using clarity in an enemy hero?

>>167173613
This country a shit.

a shit.

>>167172545
Scan your pc. you might have an ad injector.

>>167171593
just disable tracking, or enable anything in the browser that tells sites "i dont want to be tracked"

or maybe you already have, i dunno. ads do make the stream some money tho

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>>167159027
>>167159491
they are Lunar sized! they dont have sizes for ladies this T H I C C

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>>167173668
you know you sound like a beta orbiter, right? you are probably a cuck, too.

>>167173327
My timezone doesn't match the EU/US quals (usually, but I'm staying up for tonight since these matches determine who goes to SL) so I can usually watch all the vods at once afterwards when I wake up. The quality of the NA qualifiers are actually sickening though and highly not worth my time or anyone's time..

>>167173579
Oh totally forgot about Alliance...thought they were out.

>>167173679
>>167173480
I've been watching on my ipad since my laptop is shit at multitasking. The older versions of the Twitch app would give me 5 minutes of ads back to back sometimes, now I only get them once an hour/2hrs. I don't know if it's because I have an ipad2 or because people complained that there were too many ads though

>>167173679
nah I don't. I've had adware before and that shit puts ads literally everywhere. my ublock origin blocks out most ads on websites but for some reason some shit like the ads on twitch still get through, no clue why.

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>>167157443