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Chinese New Year event lasts until February 13.

>When does Season 3 end?
Probably late February / early March.

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Previously:
>>167084242
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post butts
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Does this line mean new map incoming?
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/8/8d/Roadhog_-_woop_woop.ogg
>If I wanted to go to the wop wops, I could have stayed at home.
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>>167100608
>autistic faggot tries """"""""""subtly"""""""" forcing the healslut meme

there's more to healing than your AGP sissy fetish
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I enjoy mercy r34 because I like to pretend im mercy who's getting worked over by all those guys

besides that, has anyone got what they wanted from the lunar new year crates yet?
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Cutest and best pairing
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Here's your hacker for tonight.
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Sombra online.
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>that new Sombra shoulder
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>>167104149
t. roadhog main that thinks one shotting tanks is balanced
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Repost from last thread.

I have 950 jewgolds. I leave the country tomorrow. What should I buy from this?

I have Tracer's, Bastion's, Symm's, Rein's, and Roadhog's skins. Pretty barren on everything else.
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>tfw stuck in 3300 SR for 40h
Epic.
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>>167104272
Simply delicious
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>widowmaker is my best hero

the only hero that isnt riddled with bullshit, its pure aim
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>>167104159
>autistic faggot gets triggered by over-generalizing bullshit psychology i made up almost an hour ago
>there is more to healing than helping your team

why are you trying so hard to deny you're fondness for helping people anon?
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>>167104015
>Not a skin
Pls Blizz give love to Amélie.
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Check this madskillz, bois
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When you land that concusive blast just right on Lijiang's bridge and send 3 people flying
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>>167104404
>Isn't bullshit

But that's the definition of snipers.
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>>167104082
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>>167104360
Junkrat's is one of the better epics imo
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Yeah!
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>>167104404
>wallhacks
>not bullshit

simply ebin
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>>167104367
This makes me wonder more

How did Roadhog and Junkrat actually meet?

Was it just Junkrat wandering Junkertown finding the biggest and baddest looking guy and offering him 50/50?
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I want some friends to play with on PC
rusty42#1599
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>>167104549
You're right, and Widowmaker should deal 700 damage on headshot
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>>167104613
Gay bar
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>>167104549
if hes gonna one-shot tanks the hook's hitbox shouldn't be the size of soldier 76 desu
better rewards should demand harder work
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>>167104549
>rewarded by 1 shotting everyone who's not Rein, D.Va and Winston
>fairly rewarded for landing an easy to land skillshot with no penalty towards spamming it.

maybe if you gave a real claim to that anon complaning about roadhog's new hook to why it's fine right now, you wouldn't make yourself look like such an idiot.
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Friends go jogging at the track
Friends borrow money, never pay it back
Friends don't let friends do crack
Friends go out and grab a snack
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>feminist "women are stealing your women" retarded cunt waits till the very last post in the last thread to get the last reply
This is proof women shouldn't vote >>>167100598
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>>167104549
Not rewarded with a fucking dead tank, no.
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>>167104425
She needs love.
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>>167104774
>getting this triggered over something someone says on the internet
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>>167104589
more like its not limited by my abilities and cooldowns

i can carry just by aim
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>>167104774
>he isnt letting dead autistic piss fights stay dead
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>>167104881
>thinking you'd get away with sneaking in your bs as the last post
I want reddit to leave
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>get 11k heals without effort on mercy
That was so stupidly easy its not even funny
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>>167104974
>implying I posted it

man, you are really out for e-blood on 4chin
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>>167104768
Purest and bestest (friend)ship.
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>>167104417
>autistic faggot has shitty """"theories""""" blown out, and then tries to damage control by calling them shitty himself
kek

I like healing because it involves skillfully denying the enemy team, there's nothing like letting them waste all their ults then getting a 5+ ress, or a sleeping their pharah, or nano boosting genji. Also, it seems a lot easier dpsing or tanking.

Don't get me wrong, I like teamwork and coordination, but I take pride in my own game.

The only thing that upsets me about healing is that it's really rare to a get a potg as any hero other than Mercy, split screen duo potgs when?
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>>167104549
Also Reinhardt can instakill most of the cast with charge

Also Winston can knock whole teams off cliffs

Hook is all Hog's got, he has no armor and his heal can be countered in many different ways if not outright burned through
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>drop troll teleports to throw people off cliffs
>lock in ana/mercy and only attack
>never put down torb turret and only go for hammer kills
>no shield flanking reinhardt all game
I like to do this in comp when I get bored. The autistic screeching and meltdowns are incredibly entertaining.
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>tfw you finally get in the zone as tracer and start shredding the enemy team while they struggle to catch you

feels good loves
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>>167104881
>women can cuck men
Its probably the most retarded thing ive ever read on 4chan in its entire life time. Only someone with severe mental illness would think this.
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>>167104871
>She needs love.
Talon gives her love every night before reconditioning.
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>>167104159
Buuuuut Annoon :3
Embrace it.
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>>167104867
if widowmaker was as weak as this old fool she's be a well designed hero
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>>167104867
Would this fix the tank meta, or would we just see an upsurge in shitty widow mains?
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>>167105157
sniper is not weak by any means, he just requires very consistent aim
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>>167105051
Its probably the same stupid tumblr bitch that thinks women are stealing YOUR women.
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>>167104398
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>>167105176
It'd make Widow even less fun to play against which is the exact opposite of what they should do.
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>>167105048
>Next Overwatch comic: Tracer (and Emily) sign Winston up in a dating site! Wacky shenanigans ensue.
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>>167105225
lol
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>>167105135
True love.
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>>167105298
retard whos never played high level competitive tf2 spotted
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>>167105048
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When is my bae Sombra getting some real buffs?

0.2 seconds on her hacking ain't shit.

She needs a damage boost.
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>>167105262
How is that? She already one shots most of the cast with a fully charged headshot. If a fully charged headshot did 700 damage, flat. Like, remove the idea of a headshot dealing double body shot damage or whatever. The body shot damage is the same, but if she lands a fully charged headshot the person she shot is dead.

Had to add that caveat, because if she did 350 damage on a fully charged body shot she would be too much to deal with.
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>>167105075
You'll get banned eventually
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>>167105051
Honestly, I mained medic in TF2 because I enjoyed healing other people and supporting my friends/allies, playing Mercy in OW gives me the same feeling, but I agree with you that the shit about the psychology behind why people heal is silly. I just find it fun to support in games with healers over playing DPS because I feel I underperform with them and I don't want to do that.

Teamwork is another great factor into why I like healing and supporting, but sometimes its infuriating to have to work around my teammates, especially if they are denser than a bag of rocks, but I do it anyways because playing Mercy and Ana are fun to me.
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>>167104430
>tell my team to watch out for the pharah boop
>see them get booped off
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>play arcade
>play against 4 sym on attack
>everyone on my team is useless on mystery heroes
>everyone on my team plays defense on ctf

why would anyone ever do this???
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>>167105286
>On the next episode:
>Winston's "upgrades" to Tracer's Accelerator slighty malfunctions. Now Winston and Emily have to have to look after a 7 year old with ADHD and time powers!
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>>167105536
Nah, you just tell them in tickets that you don't know how to play X character and that you're "sorry" for performing bad.
They'll tell you to practice in QP but they cann't stop me from queueing.
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>>167105051
>autistic faggot is mad that he didn't get generalized into one of two arbitrary categories
>I like healing because it involves skillfully denying the enemy team
which is what happens when you help your team to stop dying
>I take pride in my own game
you can still do that even if your game is all about helping other peoples' games, if you're playing ana for the dps you should play something else and stop wasting the primary healer slot

there's nothing wrong with helping others and not hating it anon
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JGGfZdzUUv
So i'm working on some voices from overwatch reaper is the one i want to do the most but i just can't seem to get it right.
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>>167105642
>>167105286
I would watch it. I would watch an entire series.
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>>167105524
she needs her spread to not be some fucking parkinson disease patient, not even firing one round at a time makes the fucking bullets go straight, I don't want to play as Michael J fox with boobs and shaved hair.
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>>167104272
fuck, I wish I could get this from the loot.
Dont even get shit.
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>>167105524
>her bf freaked out his pornstar gf was seeing other men and raped her
>pornstar
This is the level of intelligence someone has if they get jealous of a woman same logic.
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>lose connection to game server just as match is ending
>still gain SR

nice fucking try blizzard
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>>167105669
They'll investigate and there is no ticket. Yiu just get banned without warning.
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>>167104690
What modes do you play anon? I'm not a comp person, more so quick play and arcade when its weekly boxes time
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>>167105850
>Yiu just get banned without warning.
Nope, I've had several tickets from support staff about my "trolling" and all have been defused.

>I'm sorry Mr. Blizzard sir, I'm trying my best, I'm just not very good.
E Z
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Holy shit, symmetra in Total Mayhem is just as obnoxious as I thought it'd be
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>>167105723
>not using Ghoul
shame desu
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STOP PICKING CANCER CHARACTERS JESUS CHRIST I HATE PLAYING COMPETITIVE I LITERALLY LOSE E V E R Y TIME BECAUSE NO ONE CAN BREAK THE OTHER REINS SHIELD BECAUSE WE HAVE NO SOLDIER NO DVA NO FUCKING ANYTHING JUST JUNKRAT MEI REAPER GENJI. I WISH I HAD A MIC SO I COULD TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON THEM INSTEAD ON SHITPOSTING BUT FUUUUUUUCK
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>>167105528
Because against a good Widow it means everyone including tanks is absolutely required to hide behind Reinhardt at all times and set themselves up for a Zarya ult wipe, or risk instant death with no chance of counterplay otherwise. Automatically and constantly denying routes in a game with retarded chokepoints is by far the worst thing to play against.

"But it takes skill" isn't valid in a game initially designed to appeal to casuals.
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>>167105850
I am not that anon but I dropped to 700sr from 2277 just by trolling comp with multiple threats of reports and Im still not banned
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>>167104549
I agree, and I'd like roadhog to stay powerful, but I feel his hook should be harder to land somehow. It's virtually an instakill hitscan on a 6 second cooldown.

What if his hook-on-a-chain actually felt like a hook-on-a-chain? What if you could control it while it's in the air by moving your cursor around and the only way to hook an enemy was to use a "wrapping" motion around their hitbox? Just hitting them with it would do just that, some damage and a short stun. I think this would raise roadhogs skill ceiling by a lot and be loads of fun.

Imagine the potential for sick skill-hooks around corners or at awkward angles. You could also just whip around in front of you and damage and stun everyone for .5s or whatever. It adds more versatility and makes him feel like an actual tank rather than a fat dps.

Someone email Blizzard
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Directs feel so nice to hit.
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>>167106039
directs in this game feel like shit
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>>167105934
There is no ticket. You get no warning and are permabanned as in you can't play OW anymore on that account,
>being literal underage on 4chan
>thinking you are le epic troll
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>>167105726
What about a road trip movie, where on the way to a mission their plane crashes so Tracer volunteers to drive them with whatever vehicle they can possibly find
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so what's better, a sombra main or a widow main that instalocks and refuses to change?

what would you rather have in your team?
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>>167105110
I remember the first time that happened to me. Dorado attack, and I went something like 18/0, and pretty much ran the game from the word go.
I have never gotten into that zone again, but god damn a good tracer is scary.
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>>167105986
It just takes someone to send evidence in.
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>>167106114
>>167106039
why doesn't blizzard use the headshot sound/crosssir when you get a direct hit with an explosive? Or better yet, a nice satisfying "thud". It would literally increase the fun factor by a million.
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>>167106210
either one is fine as long as theyre good at their role
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>>167106210
Sombra as her ult isn't 100% useless
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>>167106146
>There is no ticket.
>I have tickets from support.
You're a little dense aren't you?
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>>167104297
>>167103489
She can shred even armored enemies just as fast as before. Can't count the number of times after the patch a D. Va got in my face and melted me despite playing an armored character.
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>>167106237
hmm, I'm tempted to this desu. I want to learn new heroes but I'm diamond atm and I can barely stay it with the few heroes I'm okay at. It'd be nice to go back to gold where things a still semi serious and organised, but people don't expect you to make potgs every round.
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>>167106370
except you can't miss a widowmaker ult
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>>167106351
>yfw Emily stole Widowmakers woman.
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>>167106383
hes trying to tell you that youll be banned and there wont be a ticket for you complete fucktard
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>>167106161

Perfect.
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>>167106445
>been doing this for 2 1/2 months
sure thing
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>>167106432
Even if Sombra does miss it can still act as a minor visual distraction, which is sometimes enough to get a support.
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>>167105286
>>167105642
>>167106161

You guys are making me imagine an animated sitcom where Winston, Emily and Tracer all end up living in the same apartment and I'm sad it will never happen
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>>167105983
A fair point.

I guess I just want to play an overwatch where you don't see two or three tanks every game. I like the tank characters, but their role in the game is poorly defined. The only common flaw they share is their lack of range, so it would stand to reason that tanks should be defeated by snipers more easily than others.
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>>167106383
>has tickets
>doesn't post em
>calls other dense
4chan is for 18+
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>>167105056
I like how fucking tenuous and NOTHING your claims for other people being able to 1-hit kill are. Reinhardt's charge is a fucking train that moves him into danger or has to be done at point blank range to land. It can kill less people than Roadhog can and it leaves him more exposed.

And Winston? Fucking winston's ult is all you have to argue that hook should keep his 1 hit kill.

Hog mains really are the scum of the earth scrubs.
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>>167106441
More like stole her kill.

We know what talon does to overwatch agents significant others.
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Do people honestly believe the Bastion changes are buffs?

Soldier is still the better tank buster
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>>167104367
DELETE THIS
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You know I don't need I-frames on McCrees roll.

What I do want it to do though is remove negative effects like Zaryas shield and allow him to roll through hook and dash.
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Where the fuck is my boy Doomfist at?

Why are hero releases so fucking slow?
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Lesbians are stealing YOUR waifus.
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>>167106429
Its definitely noticeble on slim squishies with torb armor.
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>>167104613
It sounds like Roadhog had something of a reputation as an enforcer, so he could've looked for him specifically for that reason. Alternately, Roadhog could've taken out other Junkers or a bounty hunter that was threatening him (for personal reasons or otherwise); since people were coming after Junkrat even before he hired Roadhog, it's not a huge stretch to think that he indirectly saved Junkrat's ass at some point and that's what got them acquainted.
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>>167106760
you're going to cum-
you're going to cum-
you're going to cum-
you're going to cum with me
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Why don't dps heroes do the most dps?
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>>167106760
>i almost felt something
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>>167105298
Good snipers own the game, only tf2 f2p shitters fail to understand this
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>>167105524
>>167105736

Learn to track. Her damage is excellent.
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>great comps, great communication, good sportsmanship, fun overall, steadily climbing rank over 20+ matches
>next day only salt, genji/hanzo/widow mains, forced to play support because no one else will, but still lose, try dps for a round, 4 gold & 2 silver, still lose, drop back to 'baseline' in 5 matches
B A L A N C E D
WORKING AS INTENDED
NOT RIGGED
GIT GUD
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>tfw it's my birthday and blizzard don't give me free loot boxes
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>>167107256
>it would be so easy to program this in game,
>but blizzard are lazy
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>player doesnt enter VC
>player takes pharah
>player does not flank or kill any of the builders/turrets
>player does not give pharah up to another pharah main
What's wrong with you?
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>>167107227
do you have a video of someone consistently tracking enemies as sombra? I mean, unless it's fucking roadhog or some other big guy the spread is just stupid, you can be right behind bastion and he has enough time to turn around and just rape you, not even close to possible to get a tracer or another small target.
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>>167107173
yep
its real fun not having to move anywhere because any csgo player picking up this retarded sniper character that doesn't even fit the game's philosophy literally prohibits any movement on her entire screen area
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They're blind as fuck. They don't even see anything else wrong with the skin.
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>>167107316
a lot of people would probably set their birthdays to coincide with events but I don't see why that would matter anyway
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>>167107321
please stop posting such scandalous pictures, thanks
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wait...
http://i.imgur.com/dZNyDp7.jpg
the problem was that her waist was too skinny and not that her ass launched out of her lower back at a 90 degree angle?
what the fuck is going on at Blizzard?
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>>167105965
What kind of shitty Junkrat can't wreck a Reinhardt?
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>>167107408
The twitter account doesn't mean anything. I have a feeling they barely get whats going in development.
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>>167107529


No. Pharah is for objectifying.
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>ctf
>playing tracer, low hp
>lucio died so I went back to spawn
>do the sit emote while waiting for my team
>soldier comes up, places the biotic field down and leaves
I like soldiers like this
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>>167107634
This, the Twitter account primarily exists to shitpost and recycle tired memes.
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>>167107534
Well the waist thing was a problem too. I remember when I first saw the skin in game I didn't know who it was because her silhouette had changed so much.
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>year of Rooster

So are these all skins or something, or just some event until the 14th or whatever? Haven't played in a bit
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>>167106210
Sombra. I am that Sombra. But I call out hacks and low hp enemies and I have very high accuracy with her. I switch if it doesn't work, but I won't switch because some dumbass playing Junkrat thinks I should go Soldier before the match starts

>>167107363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHX49Mo3Swo
I've seen the bastion webm. You hack him first or translocate around the corner and finish him off when he's repairing.
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>>167107227

>Her damage is excellent.

Holy shit, please stop, my sides
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>>167107713
I like doing this as soldier. Pity a lot of the time other players don't seem aware of the biotic field and don't intentionally stay in it.
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>>167107003
One of the best lines to spam
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>>167107321
>i want Pharah to fuck my woman
>oh yeah
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im about done trying to win in competitive. we could be up three and someone will leave. there's really no point in trying except to get gold guns.
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>kings row comp
>manage to force a third round with two points of overtime
>suddenly the rein player decides to pick symmetra for no reason
>does nothing but die immediately
>get rolled because we're 5v6
>lose
>all the cards are blue

I don't get why people keep throwing the game away with gimmick picks
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>>167107781
Thats because she had no jacket...
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>>167107950
>now he gets it
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>>167107885
>Slightly lower than Tracer's DPS
>Further range
>Can fire for twice as long before reloading

On paper (or in the practice range) she can kill three 200hp characters before needing to reload.
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Is Mercy is canonically fucking her homemade breathing dakimakura, who is Pharah going to be lesbians with?
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>>167107090
dps heroes do have the most dps. dps heroes aren't always offense heroes.
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>>167105623
So what's going on in that gif?
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>>167104272
Sombra is slowly growing on me, what a qt pie.
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>>167107254
AND AGAIN
I DID TWELVE FUCKING THOUSAND DAMAGE IN ONE ROUND KILLING EVERYTHING EXCEPT THEIR HOG
AND THEN I RESPAWN TO SEE 5 SKULLS AND A NON MOVING CART
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>landing a Graviton and killing 5+ people with it
Is there a better feeling as Zarya? In that same match I got an average of 57% charge and even got boosted by an Ana after I ulted
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>tfw can't go higher than 3100

I'm guessing this is where I belong for now. I'm fine with this considering my lowest point was 1788 in S2.
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>>167108272
Los Muertos is best Sombra skin, prove me wrong
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if i disconnect one my fucking time im going to shit in kaplan's mouth
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>>167108307
McCree
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This game literally won't be fun until they delete Roadhog, or at least nerf him into unplayability

Prove me wrong
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>>167108401
Actually I agree
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>>167108307
Maybe she should just take genjis woman
>Mercy + Pharah x Genji
>Genji is forced to watch as Mercy and Pharah have sex
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>>167108053
So...?
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>>167108485
Widowmaker exists in the game and will forever remove fun as long as she does
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>>167108363
Welcome to the club
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>>167106039
>that airshot
Fucking BEAUTY
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>>167108608
can Sombra hack The Wall?
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>>167107874
Codeyniku and the other pros are great, but balancing her damage around the top 1% of players isn't tenable IMO
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>>167108575
>Character that actually has to aim at your head to one shot you
Not even close
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>there are actually niggers ITT
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>>167108674
Maybe
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>>167108548
no NTR, that is not allowed
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How long do you think until this becomes canon and the Pharmercyfags will make Jonestown look tame in comparision?
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>>167107851
There are skins, in celebration of the Lunar new year. Stupid chinks, still not using the gregorian calendar.

Skins are mostly based off Journey to the West, that one story chinks just fucking love.

Mei's is based off some moon goddess that's worse than Kaguya.
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>>167108767
>sombra will never give you that look
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>>167108862
stop shitposting and get back to work, Chu

Mercy belongs with Jack Morrison
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>>167108776
t. genji
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>>167108862
Hopefully not anytime soon. We still need to introduce the other characters.
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>>167108776
>Mcree x Mercy, Genji
>Genji is tied to a chair and forced to watch Mcree fuck Mercy
>Suddenly "ITS HIGH NOON"
>A-angela n-no
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>>167108691
he is a good player, and a good sombra, but even if he is good this doesn't even prove that the spread is right, like you can see it might seem cool he gets all those elim sounds, but he barely does like 20-40% of the damage on each kill, he only gets above 50% on tanks or retards literally standing like roadhog healing.

This doesn't prove that tracking makes her gun good in my perspective.

I never said sombra was bad, but her gun is shit and unreliable for a fucking assault character, I really don't see why people are so hesitant to see her deal more consistent damage, I mean if the high round afraid you they can jost lower the damage or something, having a maracca as a weapon feels like shit, but her kit is pretty fun.
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Why am I put VS the same reddit stack every other game? Why am I put vs and with the same 20~ players? I recognize nearly every name every single game name. What the fuck happened to the 25 million players? This is on EU PC
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>>167108862
Honestly they've had one of the worst meltdowns I've ever seen a fandom have, and that's before anything has even been confirmed. I'd hate to see what they'd do if Chu came out and said Gency was inescapably canon.

>>167108873
>he doesn't like Journey to the West
Why do you have such shit taste?
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>>167109038
Doomfist when?
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>>167108968
Feels bad
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>>167109038
I'm still waiting for in depth lore and not just another Genji circle jerk.
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>>167108862
how do they even fuck? does Genji still have his dick? did she prepare a prosthetic for him? if so, does it have feeling?
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>>167104498
>POTG starts before it finishes

What's the point.
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>>167108972

That's not how you spell Fareeha Amari
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>>167109087
I'm tired of hearing about it.

I like the story, but goddamn, shut the fuck up about it.
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Why isn't hogs spread larger? Hook is only a problem because hogs shotgun spread is so fucking tight. He could be a tankbuster tank without being able to one-shot other characters if they just made his spread wide enough to miss most characters but small enough to hit tanks.

Or you know move the hook targets further out again so that he ONLY does extreme damage to tanks and everyone else except for Tracer is far enough out not to instantly kill them.
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>>167108701
The difference is that Roadhog can still be countered with teamwork on reaction. Widowmaker simply removes a non-tank on her whims. Just because she has to aim doesn't make it any less fun to play against.
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>>167108862
Chu, get back to work.
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>solo comp
>trying to play rein
>shitty sr, life is paid
>fuck it, I'm switching to soldier
>immediately win the next game easily, gold elims and silver and bronze a bunch of other stuff, got some really nice ults off
>kept their pharah mostly contained

Meta it is then
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>>167109245

THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE ANSWERED CHU!!!!
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>>167109319
>Remember woman are stealing YOUR women
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>>167108691
>>167109043
Ya just wanted to show that anon an example of good tracking. As far as her getting low percentages of the kills in that video, I think that speaks more to how efficiently teams focus fire at high ranks. I don't think she's a viable damage dealer for lower ranks, but she can still win teamfights without even pressing left click. I enjoy playing as her, I'm just worried she'll be season 1 Genji/McCree all over again which I'd love for a few months, but I already reliably get gold elims with her in mid-plat.
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>>167109358
except roadhogs hook has nearly infinite length
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>>167109358
Look I am willing to compromise and remove Hog,Mei,Widow and Hanzo from the game. You drive a hard bargain.
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>>167108862
The people that actually care about shipping already had their melt down and took a few days before remembering they're actually fictional characters so they can still draw what they want. It's not like canon actually stop that.
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>>167109084
ded game
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>>167109215
>>167109343
I think that's what we all are afraid of. These voice lines have suddenly put Genji in the spotlight even though it seemed like he was getting a time off for other characters.

Seriously let's just move on and hope the next comic/short has nothing to do with this shit.
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>>167109358
jus thave a rein cover the squishies, those leaping widow trick shots are like rare as fuck, don't think just because some faggot compiled a video with his flukes he can do it like 20 times per game every game.

And I mean, if it was that easy you should have a widow of your own killing the other widow, and that's not the chase.
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>someone calls Roadhog "Pudge"
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>>167109516
>Widowtracer
STOP POSTING THIS

S T O P
T
O
P

delete this
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>click on quick play
>50% of the time the queue starts and it reverts to the main menu
>50% of the time the queue starts and it throws you into a blank "finding game" screen that exits on esc
10/10 consistent ui design
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Anyone got that laughing imp mercy image?
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all chu shippers should relocate to r/asianmasculinity
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>>167109623
No thanks
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>concussive blast someone out of position
>landing that direct hit as you track their projectile

Is there a better feeling?
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>>167109516
This. There probably won't be a meltdown because of the leak. Heck, people tried shipping Emily and Tracer, but the fact that Emily isn't even a character means everyone is already forgetting about her, so they just keep shipping widow and tracer.
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what if Pharah x Doomfist becomes the next canon ship and we have to put up with eternal canonical BLACKED shitposting
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>>167109516
Literally no ship was ever even hinted at until Chu took complete control over Overwatch's writing after Metzen quit and forced his dogshit ship into the game.
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>>167109594
>jus thave a rein cover the squishies
and then zarya + anyone wipes your team
spoiler: this is a team game but widow exists outside of the team for no good reason other than filling the pointless token sniper role
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>>167109356
The main thing this latest change has taught me is that there will always be people bitching about the hook because 95% of the people playing this game give no fucks about positioning and Hog's entire purpose is to punish people out of position. That's all he does, and since so many people are shit at this game you can ride him straight into master at least before you have to start thinking about switching things up.
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>>167109659
I've got a laughing devil Mercy
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>>167109791
The game would be better without Widow or Genji and no one can prove me wrong.
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Daily reminder, that no one in the overwatch cast is worthy for the Aryan goddess.
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>main support
>keep losing because my team are shit

What do I do, I know I'm doing my role it's offense players not killing shit and tanks running off
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>>167109615
dont worry
i call him stitches because im a disgusting blizzardfag
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>>167109821
Thanks! I thought it was imp
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>>167107937

>catch Pharah like this at gunpoint when she's out of her armor
>make her put her hands behind her head


HNNNG
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>>167109245
They don't, hence why their relationship is pure
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>>167108862
It's not pharmercy fags you need to be afraid of. Remember, there are going to other valentine voice lines, who else do you think chu is going to ship?
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>>167109450
I'm a silver shitter who has exclusively played support in comp and don't seem to be climbing anywhere, recently I started playing soldier in QP an have had some really great games (including a couple of quintuples). So I'm thinking about trying him in comp but I'm not very good at dealing with Pharahs, and I've seen that in comp whenever there's a Pharah the hitscans always get blamed for losing.
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>>167109942
Jack/Gabe?

Ana/Rein?

Torb/his wife (off screen)?
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>>167105903
Arcade mostly.
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>>167109783
>hinted at
That was not hinting, that was declaring it. He seriously wants it to happen.
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>>167109783
To be fair Metzen would have done the same. Just with a lot more corruption.

>>167109775
No one cares about BLACKED if it isn't a black guy and a white girl.
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>>167109942
zarya/bastion for some spicy hate fucking
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>>167109867
Except Junkrat. The 7 foot blonde aussie.
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>>167110014
Jack/Gabe if his twitter is anything to go by. Rein is married to JUSTICE and Ana's husband is presumably that older guy Pharah's having Xmas dinner with.
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>>167109358
That's right, Roadhog requires teamwork to counter, Widow just requires a decent Genji/Winston etc.
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>>167109942
Mei/Junkrat probably.
That and Gency are like the two ships he retweets frequently.
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>>167110056
Kys nigger
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>>167109783
Metzen would have made everyone corrupted.

>still crying this hard about your headcanon fanship not being worshiped by Blizzard

You people are worse than tumblr and reddit combined.
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>>167108485
if anything makes the game less fun its rein
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>>167110139
>using Genji or Winston in the first place
i hope your team likes losing since widow's guaranteed to get at least one kill off before your "counters" can respond
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why does no one ship Road X Pharah?

am I the only one that imagines them fucking from the very first beta? it just feels right to me, a criminal and a soldier being naughty in secret.
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>>167110134
>Rein is married to JUSTICE
is "Justice" Bridgette's last name?
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I'm trying to learn Genji. What is the matchup supposed to be like against soldier?

Should I fight him, force out his healing field and then run away? Should I avoid him entirely? Is it possible to 1v1 a good soldier?
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>>167110014
Torb and Tracer were the only ones I was assuming. But this is Chu we are talking about.
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Why settle for delicate blonde women when you can go for the pink russian thunder thighs?
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>>167110083
>Australia
>Not the trashcan of the British gene Pool.
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>>167109819
>Punish people out of position
>By out of position I mean not behind Rein's shield or within 20 meters of him every 6 seconds
If you can't see how broken how is then you mind be a fucking moron. A tank shouldn't have that kind of raw killing power. He should be able to pull people out of position sure but NOT be able to kill them.
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>>167110240
>Should I fight him, force out his healing field and then run away?
Force it out then come back after it's gone. Don't push him until it's on CD.

>Should I avoid him entirely?
No just be careful.

>Is it possible to 1v1 a good soldier?
It's not in your favor but obviously any matchup is possible.
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>>167110295
because I'm not gay
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>>167110170
Isn't Mei shipped with Zarya in tumblr? I wonder if its big enough to notice.
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>>167110048
That's my point. Overwatch's characters were super ambiguous as far as romance goes, Chu has been a known shipperfag for months, and as soon as Metzen was out of the picture he took the opportunity to rewrite things to fit his shit and now suddenly Mercy is genji's girlfiriend. It's such an obvious case of self insertion it makes my head spin.

Who actually defends this kind of dogshit fucking writing and or practice. It's so shit because it's so fucking forced and unnatural.

>>167110056
Metzen would have just made Winston corrupted or something, 76 was not "him" as alot of people like to claim.
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>>167109935
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>>167110326
>getting mad over 7ft blonde blue eyed hunkrat
He is the only physically suitable candidate for breeding with Mercy.
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>all this shipping bullshit
was Sombra left out of it entirely?
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VALENTINES DAY SKIN LEAKED
GET IN HERE
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>>167110198
>you don't like chu's ship
>must be "X" shipper

every time
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>>167110496
she fucks with literally everyone, except monkey
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>>167110326
>implying Britian isn't the trash can
Someone got Aussied teehee.
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>>167110459
>Metzen would have just made Winston corrupted or something, 76 was not "him" as alot of people like to claim.
And Mercy. You just know he would've done it.

And Metzen was just as bad with his self-insert shipping bullshit.
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>>167110473
Mercy is not a sadist, stop spreading lies
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>>167110437
>liking women means you're gay
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>>167110459
He did kinda set it up, he made sure they have voice lines that show they care about each other lives. But it's literally 5 lines of dialogue.

He is trying to make a romance happen in the most barebone way possible. I think we should be less afraid of him self-inserting and more wondering if he is going to use this style in the future, trying to write anything with just a few lines of dialogue.
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I'm on a 10 game losing streak through no fault of my own

I've falling from plat to almost silver

Last game I had a sombra that did nothing and my tanks were dva and roadhog while they had a rein and zarya that raped us

All I can do is delay the inevitable and watch as ana

What do I do
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>>167110606
>Anything Anglo
>Not trash
Don't trust em mate. Never do it.
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>>167110459
>and now suddenly mercy is genji's girlfriend

Metzen retired in september. The Gency voicelines aren't even in the game yet. Seriously. You are acting like he made an entire animated short just genji and mercy having sex.
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>>167110459
>Metzen wouldn't have degenerated into ship/waifufaggotry and self insertion
remember Sarah Kerrigan?
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>>167110240
in my experience genji is the best at getting around the choke point, hopping on the objective quick then running away. Makes them get off the choke and your team can push.
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>>167110703
>through no fault of my own
good joke
git gud shitter
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>>167110459
76 kinda was. We know that he was Metzen's character that he has been trying to make a reality for a long time now. That said, 76 does have a lack of traits that usually are present in his self-inserts.
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>>167110703
stop playing for a while or group up with some friends
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>>167110716
>anti-Anglo shitposter on MY /owg/
What are you a retard? What language do you think you are speaking?
Fuck off back to the third world where you belong.
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I CAN'T KILL LUCIO AS GENJI IT IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE! HOW DO PEOPLE DO IT SO EASILY?????????????
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>>167110459
Buy it's just a random ship he happens to like, haha
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>>167110703
You can't play a support and blame your team, that's retarded

you have to play an ultra carry and make it so every fight is in favor of your team by sheer numbers, at least until you can get into the range where people actually communicate and know what the fuck they're doing.

Are you NA or EU? if you're EU you're probably fucked either way, nothing but rng can save you.
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>>167107408
The new one looks even more broken (side view), what the fuck?
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>>167110496
No, she was shipped with D.Va, Widow, and Symmetra, but none of them got big in any way.
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>>167110716
Wog boi
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>>167110578
Why else would be raging so hard about it? Are you upset that your waifu isn't with you?
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>>167109935
Where's that Sombra nut image when I need it
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>>167110614
>Mercy is not a sadist, stop spreading lies
You're absolutely right anon.
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>>167110904
Why did they have to fatten mei seriously.
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>>167110904
Well, the belt isn't squished anymore, but yeah, the butt is even worse.
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>>167110967
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You get 3 balance updates to make. What do you do?

> Soldier damage/spread back to launch.
> Make Symmetra lock on break the same distance as it locks on. Improve LOS breaking around corners.
> Damage buffing as Mercy increases movement speed equal to Lucio's non-amped aura.
- OR -
> Mercy can overheal by 50HP
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>there's at least one GM or Top 500 widow/soldier/mccree main on the enemy team
>in quickplay
thanks blizzard, I didn't want to play Pharah anyway. much fun was had.
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Just got the game today (for free!).
Playing as Roadhog and loving it. Didnt realsie he was hated so much.

Any suggestions on what other characters to try that are similiar to the hog? Tried Mcree and got fucked. Had a couple decent games with Hanzo but he always gets picked so fast.
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>>167110840
right click headshots while being almost inside his model
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>>167110719
And Genji and Mercy having a past connection was already under Metzen. In fact the idea of them having a romantic connection was probably throw around during the concept stages.
The "Angela!" line for example was added into the game when he was still around. And I'm sure not too long afterwards we got "Genji! I was too late..." from Mercy.
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>>167111089
>delete reinhardt

there the game is now 500% more fun to play
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>>167111179
D.va
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>>167110748
Same here, he's great for distracting defenders, especially if a Winston is with him to give him a shield. Make the enemy team split up or fall back into the point so the other four teammates can push in.
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>>167111179
>Played Roadhog and had fun
>Played a hero that required skill and Hanzo and got fucked
There is a reason he is hated.

Reinhardt and Junkrat are pure joy
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>>167111278
>Widow is still in the game
500% of 0 is still 0
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>asian writer ships ninja with blonde woman
Its like comedy
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>>167111089
>adding more shit that fucks with the health pool
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>>167111179
>Had a couple decent games with Hanzo but he always gets picked so fast
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post suffering
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I'm upset because of how disgusting of situation it is. There was no development, there was no hinting at it and now suddenly it's a thing. Chu is nothing but a waifufag like me who is running wild with his new found authority and it is upsetting to watch. Overwatch's overall story has been put on the back burner just so he can shove his personal ship in our faces while he tries to tell us he's not up to anything. It's so forced and ham-fisted it's beyond belief that people are okay with it.
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>>167111464
Maybe Chu got his woman stolen by a woman
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>>167111080
Thanks m8, have some Sombra back
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>>167111464
>I'm upset because of how disgusting of situation it is. There was no development, there was no hinting at it and now suddenly it's a thing

See >>167111228 and >>167110719

Mercy and Genji have been interacting since before Metzen left and Chu took over.
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anyone have some good roadhog art/comics? I cant get enough of that big sexy lad.
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>>167111089
>D.va is now invincible
>D.va's ult charges 500% faster
>D.va is now only playable by me
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Is anyone else blocked out of the game on europe?
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>>167110340
Hog isn't a tank, and I kind of hate Blizzard for putting him there. He should be offense. He can't do anything an actual tank is supposed to do except eat shots for his team I guess, and even then he's the worst option for that because he has no way to prevent the other team from charging ults off him like every other actual tank does.

Also, he'd be useless if he couldn't one shot people because his followup is terrible. If you actually played Hog you'd know how many Anas/Meis/Reapers/Tracers/Genjis got away before they rebalanced the hook and he can't do shit about it. Then they come back and fuck him over because his threat level without hook is basically nonexistent.

Hog isn't broken, and I don't care how many times you've gotten yanked and spanked for doing something stupid in front of him. He's not even hard to fight if you have a brain or you happen to be stupid but have a Zen/Ana/Zarya/Mei around, who either melt him or negate the hook entirely. The bitching will never end though.
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>>167111734
Lmao did you troll too much?
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>>167110530

LITERALLY just a rare skin with decals

Jizz Zarya/10
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>>167111763
>He can't do anything an actual tank is supposed to do
He excells at distrupting the enemy position, a key thing for a tank.
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>>167111803
No I mean it can't connect.

It's not maintenance time yet is it?
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>>167110530
get in where
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>>167111912
Patch.
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>>167107408
Did they tweak her ass?
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Amélie is sleeping
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>>167111763
>Hog isn't broken
>The deluded mind of hog mains that think they are good at the game
>Hog main that is so terrible he thinks hog can't do anything without his hook and that he can't one-shot most characters with his M2 sweet-spot and 1 shot characters with his shotgun point blank without a hog

You poor poor shitter.
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>>167110491
>blue eyed
Anon, his eyes are yellow/light brown. He's not QUITE Aryan.
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>>167111987
Nah, just made her fatter, making the bug with her hips/ass worse. They then went on to stick their fingers in their ears and claim that they did fix it, ignoring the obvious fact that it's still broken.
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why is Hanzo funnest hero
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>>167112252
>>>/jp/
>>>/trash/
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>>167111896
That's the punishing out of position retards thing I mentioned earlier. You're right that a key component of a tank is disruption of the enemy formation, but again every other tank does that better in some fashion, though they usually have to use an ult to do so. I think one of the reasons Hog gets so much hate is his disruption is a lot more frequent if you're getting hooks off-cooldown, but if you're managing to do that then you aren't going against terribly skilled players.

>>167112016
>I'm so rectal ravaged by the Whole Hog I honestly believe he gets at LEAST 3 kills a reload because he can theoretically one-shot everyone if he shoots them JUST RIGHT and that this happens EVERY SINGLE GAME

Wew lad. How good are you at this game exactly? Because if you actually are that good at Hog than I will fully agree with your otherwise baseless assertions
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>>167104015
Out of curiosity does anyone know the ship name for Reaper and Widowmaker?
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>>167107937
I know robo arms isn't canon, but hot damn that shit is sexy.
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>>167112039
I don't think anyone has yellow eyes.
Light brown at most, but that's Ana.
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>>167111462
DELET
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>>167110904

Honestly I'm just glad that that belt isn't all squished up any more. Seriously triggered my autism.
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Idea for a new Omnic character.

There's one niche that hasn't been done yet, and that's a character who can stay clung to walls and on ceilings and also attack. Imagine an Omnic character who can climb up and around walls and ceilings for unconventional angles of attack and defense. You can still move around and fire while crawling on walls and ceilings, and your POV remains normal like with Genji's spin-jumping. You could also lay down proximity mines/tracking devices on walls and ceilings, and also wall-jump between two surfaces that are close enough, like in Numbani and Oasis.

What'cha think?
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>>167112350
How about the H.M.S. NOT EVERY CHARACTER NEEDS TO BE FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER IN A MULTIPLAYER DEATH MATCH FPS
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wow, they made mei's luna skin wider without fixing the awkward butt rump

what the fuck
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>>167112395
See pic related. So maybe orange would be better, but they're definitely not blue.
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>>167112492
It sounds really neat but I don't know how well it would translate into the actual game
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>>167112585
Anon, are you lonely?
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Give me one reason that the people who programmed matchmaking should not be fired on the spot.
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>>167112585
I don't want it to be canon. I just like seeing Talon Family art.
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>>167112706
Fake image. No way that's possible, even with a 2 hour wait time.
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>>167112706
Because assuming that's not a shop of some kind, that is fucking hilarious
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>>167112770
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Adnan%20Kiwan/screenshot/5645809

Not me.
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>>167112706
Because no game has perfected matchmaking and if it were perfect ques would be hellishly long. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
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>>167112587
Blizz just being incompetent. With how many bugs there are this patch something has to be going on
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tfw POTG went to a Pharah knocking three two people off the bridge
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>>167112706
Because players are beta testers.
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>>167112706
I'm new to this. Do the numbers next to their badge thing (those who have numbers anyway) indicate where they are in the top 500? Who does that spirit murderer main?
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>>167112869
There's "perfect" and then there's "good enough that silver doesn't go against top 4th best player in region"
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>>167112942
Seen one Widow potg, seen them all.
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I love Hana.
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>>167113005
Yes, he's #4 in the region. He plays dva most, and has a 87.46% winrate.

https://www.overbuff.com/players/xbl/spirit%20murderer?mode=competitive
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>>167113008
Very true, lets just shoot the whole dev team into the sun. Then hope the new guys can handle things properly.
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>>167112942
The only good widow potg is the torb one where he's staring at widows ass the entire time
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>>167112942
Nice dinks/10
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>>167112706
>xbox
you're the only 12 players
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Posting best pairing.
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>>167113112
Let's just shoot everyone into the sun desu
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my game just started downloading a 320 mb update?
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>>167113296
Thats how much fat they had to add back to mei
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ive not been very lucky so far
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>>167113268
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>>167113268
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God i just want to feel zaryas thick girlcock slide song my tongue, past my tonsils and poke the back of my throat. I want her to grab my head and ram her pelvis into my nose, fucking my throat like a slutty pussy, making me.gag on her fat Fuck stick. I pound on get thigh to get her to stop, letting me breathe. Her cock slides from my mouth with strands of a.mixure of saliva and precum attaching my tongue to her beautiful bright pink cock head. I.cough as she circles around me, she puts me on my knees, bent over. I try to look back.but she pushes my head down and spreads mybass cheeks. I feel her cold spit hit the entrance to my rosebud. Then I feel her hot dick press against my backdoor. She grabs my feminine boy.butt and grips.hard as the slick head grinding into my boipucci.

is that gay?
Should I.go on?
Also, no. Homo, or.anything
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I have a sexual emergency, can you please post some lewd D.VA pictures?
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>>167113473
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>>167112482
>nipples
See you in three days anon.
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>>167111316
>barely require any aim
>pure joy
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>>167113398
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>>167113469
Your balls aren't touching yet so it's not gay
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>>167113547
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>>167111763
>zen/ana/zarya/mei
road hog can literally one shot all of them
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>>167113362
how many boxes opened?
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>>167113712
>tfw you have an unhealthy addiction to the bloo
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>>167113769
around 25 i think
in the other 3 events ive been a lot luckier, but i guess theres still 2 weeks left to get lucky
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why does this shit general always get so many images

who is posting them and for what reason

i think i actually look at like 5% of the pics in this general because in 95% i can tell from the thumbnail it's just some boring fan art
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>>167113836
damn unlucky man.
hope you pull those golds soon
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Hog mains and Hanzo mains are basically the same people. They both think what they do requires skill but really it doesn't. The only difference is one actually contributes to the game.
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>mfw I realize that Sombra loudly announces everything she does is because she grew up an orphan and is desperate for attention
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>>167113674
what if we rub balls together?
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>>167113981
i doubt many hog mains have delusions of their hero requiring skill, they just want easy wins
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>>167113756
>one shot zarya

no
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>>167113985
:(
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HOLY FUCK CAN SOMBRA GET A DAMAGE BUFF PLEASE? HACKING IS NICE BUT IF YOU CANT GET A KILL THEN WHATS THE POINT!?
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>>167114063
Of course that would be fucking gay you flaming faggot
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>>167114073
he can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXWR9WN4KaU&t=15s
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>>167112638
Do something similar to Hanzo/Genji, jump at a wall to cling to it. Move around normally, WSAD do their normal directions even when on the ceiling. Jump to disengage from the wall or ceiling and land on the ground, if you hold jump down you'll auto-cling to another wall if you're close enough. You could even do some melee damage by dropping onto an enemy from above.

As for the Omnic's design, humanoid from the waist up and either four spider-like legs or a magnetized sphere for the lower body.
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>>167114073
>not being able to one shot a 400hp hero as roadhog
you are no roadhog main
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>>167114073
It's possible against bots but I doubt it'll ever be seen ingame
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>>167114185
but its a girl's cock and a girl's ballsack!
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>>167113985
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>>167114175
she could use a tiny damage buff but most of her problems are with translocator
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>>167104015
>30% winrate with best hero
Blizzard needs to fucking fix their matchmaking
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>>167114175
She's meant to ambush damaged characters and finish them off. If you can sneak up on other 200HP characters pumping the back of their heads full of lead kills them quickly too.

I've also found her spray is a good deterrent, people don't like being damaged at all and will usually hide/back off when you're firing at them, so she's good for cover/suppression fire.
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>>167114215
I really like that idea but I don't know if Blizzard would ever implement something like that
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>>167111462
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>>167114175
Needs a slight damage buff yeah, but mostly the spread needs to majorly reduced so you don't have to be 2 feet away from someone to kill them
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>you know it's an intense and balanced quickplay game when stats look like this
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>>167114072
I've seen enough hog mains that think he requires extreme skill and would argue to the death he is a skill hero. Same for Hanzo.
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>>167114304
BALLS TOUCH

ITS GAY

so if she were to castrate you and fuck you in the ass, it wouldn't be gay.
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>On the phone, ordering food
>Playing Pavement Pig
>Only half-paying attention/playing one-handed
>On fire 84% of the match
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>>167114485
thats quite few critical hits for so many kills
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>>167114389
Knowing them it might be too complicated for them, though they could use the RIP-Tire's properties and combine them with Genji's wall-climb/jump and expand on them.
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>>167113898
honestly i just want the dva skin and maybe the white mei, dont really care about the other legendaries, just hope i dont have to pay 3k again for the best skin
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>>167111283
Is Hana Song /our girl/?

>>167111462
what's supposed to be happening in this pic?
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Are Roadhog and Ana overpowered?

Does either actually require skill? Does the skill required for each of them match the reward or does the reward far exceed the skill required?
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>>167114175
She doesn't need damage buff but reduced spread for more consistent damage output.
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>>167114576
>ordering food
>playing a fatass
>can't stop playing to order food

Like pottery
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>>167114745
>does the reward far exceed the skill required
the only character that fits into this category is symmetra
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>>167114689

Pig Hacking.
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>>167114745
Yes they are incredibly overpowered, and not only because of too high numbers, the mechanics of them especially Ana are just way too quick and strong. The sleep dart has no reason to even be a projectile with its current speed and size.
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>>167114175
>This post again

Let me guess, your accuracy is below 30%
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who is more edgy: Reaper, or Sombra?
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>>167114485
It's a nice feeling when you get to play your favorite character and rest of the team isn't dumb as bricks.
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>>167112005
What does she dream of?
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Does anyone wanna farm for boxes with me? I want that sweet group EXP
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>>167113793
If loving the Smugberry is wrong I don't want to be right.
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>>167114860
and torb
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>>167114994
Gerard and the times when she was a happy housewife
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>>167114994
Gerard
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>>167114994
being spitroasted by demons or robots, or demon robots
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>>167115216
>demon robots
did you just invent a new thing here?
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>>167111462
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>>167115359
nah amelie is just a doom fan.
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>tfw Widow is in my top 5 played in QP
>don't even remember playing her that often
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>>167105681
I dont think you can copy Reapers voice without editing.Also you kinda fuck the end up
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How this game would instantly become much better:

Remove Ana

Nerf roadshitter so he can't oneshot anyone alone, hook is for teamwork not for soloing games. Only rightclick should be able to oneshot if hit properly
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>>167114994
Falling asleep in Gerard's arms.
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>>167115359
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>>167115427
>mfw Widow is my least played
>mfw I'm not an ultra faggot nobody likes
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>>167115572
I need to watch all of this again
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>>167115538
Remove Widow, Genji, Roadie and Ana.
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>>167115621
>mfw you're a Goldie who can't aim
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>>167115643
Widow is fine, Genji needs to have his bugs fixed, how the fuck is that shit still around? Is it so hard to fix the deflect hitbox and sync the animation to actual duration?
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>>167115636
The moment bender punts his kid into a giant vat of acid or whatever when making a deal with the robot devil is still one of the funniest moments of that show
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>>167115036
Nobody? Okay, whatever
Add Madotsuki#1844 if you wanna
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>>167115427
d.va's my top most played in QP with 25 hours and I honestly never play her
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>>167115116
I hear you
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did this patch fix mei's waist? If it did it honestly doesn't look like it changed.
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>>167115374
STOP
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>>167115538
removing an entire character is never, ever going to happen
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>Downloading update manifest...
>Fetching encoding table...
>Downloading: 269 MB remaining @360 KB/s (Even though I set the bandwidth to 4000 KB/s in the settings)
Anyone know what this update actually does? I can't stand downloading Blizzard patches/updates. You never know how long it's actually going to take. The progress bar doesn't even work half the time. Why do I need to download a download manifest that tells my system what to download. Just skip that step and download the update already.
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>>167115810
I always laughed at people who had waifus before widowmaker. But I can't stop thinking about her.

I don't even like the french. But she does things to me.
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>>167115374
english translation?
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>>167115909
Rein Shield, Mei/Tracer going into bad spots, and flag outside of map.
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>>167115909
Not to mention that 'download manifest' was like 45 MB. wtf, why, all for a couple of damage amount changes for 2 or 3 heroes? Really?
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>try using a character with hitscan or projectiles
>can't hit shit no matter what I do, even when they're standing still my shots either go right through them or barely do damage
>kill cams show opponents using them hitting every single shot no matter what I'm doing

I don't know what the fuck is going on, I really want to use Sombra and McCree and Hanzo but this is bullshit.
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Hana/Genji/Hanzo MFM lewd when?
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>>167116032
I wish they had a better way of doing these updates. 400 MB just to change the location of the flag is ridiculous. It's not like you need extra textures for that. And the models for the invisible wall collisions don't even need to be displayed, they should be able to just add extra collision boxes. We have to redownload the entire map's geometry again just for that?
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>>167116223
Gotta play more so your aim skillz go up and git gud.
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>>167114339
t. gold shitter in denial
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>>167116287
Supposedly yeah. Every other time we have had a similarly big patch, it has been a change in the map to prevent character to go to places unintended. It seems that everytime a map is changed they have to reupload the entire thing.
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>>167116006
Something about [little girl] skin melting is all I can figure out
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>have a really strong match
>all 6 vote to stay as team
>matchmaking takes a year
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>>167114391
Why would you post this

>>167116006
I know the first panel says "Daddy!" but I'm new to the whole Korean translation thing so it'd take me a while to get anything coherent out of the rest.
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>Capture the Draw takes 20 minutes to find enough people for a game.

Thanks, Jizzard. Really good mode you got there.
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>don't even like playing overwatch that much
>just playing for the d.va skin
what the fuck is wrong with my life
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>>167117097
don't group with people
problem is everyone just quits so you can no longer chain games anymore
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is Doomfist a hero or a villain?
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>>167117120
you HAVE no life, thats the thing.s

see nigga, i say a prayer for my enemies, they cannot slow down what's meant for me, funny how they come around actin like i cant see through they secret identities, latley its all abotu zen in me, subtracting the negative energy, my niggas keep it a century

i just quit my job yesterday now im back to my shitty go to bed at 3am wake up at noon life
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>tfw about to make it into the top 10'000 with my main
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>>167116593
I have, I've been in the Practice Range a lot and I've been using them in QP a lot, but it feels like it's no use. And people keep talking about massive hitboxes on projectiles but that doesn't seem to work for me.
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>>167104374
Sounds like that's where you belong.
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>>167105012
>freezing takes some time, requires meit to be close and in danger, and can be interrupted
>hooks are on a 6 second "cooldown", are nearly instant, and can be done from miles away in complete safety

>fucking up when freezing as mei is almost certain death
>missing a hook is just a 6 second inconvenience for hog

Hog also has far more health, can heal himself for half of that health on the regular, and can do much more damage than Mei.
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Why does this Tazzerk dude tryhard in QP?
Was he that autistic ass who was the reason for avoid player being removed?
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I just got the game a couple days ago but what the fuck is up with these creates? I just keep getting sprays should I just save my cases?
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>every game is me with 4 medals while my team dick around and pick shit like hanzo against 3 tanks or 2/2/2

what do I do I can't solo carry in fact I just wanted to play support
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>tfw 11 lootboxes from playing, and 1/12 for seasonal skins, the one skin being the lukewarm Junkrat one
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>>167117452
It is weird that other games where heroes have hook-type abilities don't even need anything else on their kits because that's so useful, but Blizzard thinks Roadhog is allowed to one shot enemies in that situation by himself while also having decent damage and tanking abilities on top of that.
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>>167117578
Their contents are rolled the moment you receive them so no point in saving them.
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>>167117613
I opened 25 lootboxes so far and got exactly one season skin (Tracer).
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>>167117613
The system senses you are black
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>how to get loot crates
>pick your ezmode hero
>spam qp
>play like its comp
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I need some comfy SoL "Talon free time" art where Reaper, Sombra and Widow are just hanging out, does /owg/ have anything like that
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>start last comp match for the night, been on a losing streak and decided it was time to cut it off
>attack hanamura
>everyone picks their characters and gets ready
>Hanzo player types "no, I'm not tanking again for scrub silvers carried up to this rank"
>we now have hanzo AND widow on ATTACK HANAMURA
>switch to a tank in a desperate attempt to help the team
>no push, since our "attackers" can't push and the enemy has a fairly solid setup
>ROUND LOST
>they pick sombra and mei, and spend the entirety of the next match calling everyone shit players
>my shield breaks as rein, and we get overrun 4v6
>they try to blame me for not using my shield

Is this the cancer that League players have put up with for all these years? My god, this is actually the most annoying shit ever.
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>>167117693
Holy shit.
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>>167117361
I only played support and tank for awhile and then I decided to try maining Ana. Took me about 2-3 weeks for 4-6 hours everyday to "feel" my aim getting better.
It's week 4 now and I'm confident enough in my abilities to play 76 or McCree in comp while not being a waste of space. Not sure how many hours you've put into it but that's where I'm at.
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>>167117926
I had a Symmetra who wouldn't switch after the first payload point and then kept telling someone else to take Reinhardt. Some people are just impossible to work with.
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New sex slave ship
>Junkrat + Roadhog x Mercy
>Widow and Sombra kidnap Mercy and sell her to JR and Hog for a dollar.
>Junkrat uses her for breeding while RH holds her going in the back end.
>they give her breaks so she can regenerate
>(Genji was also kidnapped and forced to watch.)
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>>167117602
>Pick lmao attack Bastion
>Actually do well because he is just worse 76 and I have close to 50% average accuracy on the old man
>5 votes immediately at the end screen

Feels nice to be able to play any character.
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>>167117664
Can anyone actually justify hog having a 6-second CD hook that insta-kills all but 3 characters?

I mean actually give a good reason as to why he should be able to do this other than

"BUT BUT HES USELESS IF HE CANT INSTANTLY KILL THE MAJORITY OF THE CAST BY PRESSING A BUTTON AT 20 METERS. WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FUCKING SHITTER. PLEASE DONT NERF HIM I CANT PLAY ANYTHING ELSE ILL SUCK YOUR DICK DONT NERF HIM"

I mean really look at the original fucking meltdown when hook 2.0 was preventing hog from hooking around corners. The mental gymnastics hogs were going through to try and justify why grabbing people behind corners was fine was fucking astonishing.
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>>167117926
It's just like on here, how you reply to quality posts and ignore bait and shitposters. Keep up a good attitude and be constructive in chat and just prefer players that are cooperative and block/report the cancerous ones.
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>>167117917
This is all I have.
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>>167118216
>>>/d/
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Ok guys, hear me out.

I have an idea to fix this semi useless bitch and I think it just might work.

You see the main problem with Widow is that she is not reliable in clutch situations in anyone but a near pro snipers hands so I propose this.

Ultra High Velocity Rounds:

She would get exactly three U.H.V. rounds to use during the duration of her infra red vision ult. Any direct hit out in the open would do exactly 2000 dmg. So that is an instant kill if she hits you. And unlike Mcree she still has to aim to hit you and it is only three shots.

Additionally, using her infra red vision she will have the ability to shoot through up to 1 meter of cover at a reduced damage. Dealing exactly 1000 hp per hit with her three U.H.V. rounds.

So she could take out an unprotected Rein shield with one hit. But if Rein were to take cover behind a wall it would require TWO direct hits to his shield to break it. Leaving only ONE shot left.

So just think of the possibilities. Your team hears Widow call out her ult so everybody takes cover in a room behind Rein's shield. She takes two shots and breaks the shield and everybody on your team knows one of you is going to die but you just don't know who it will be.

Widow's new ult would also change the meta and make smaller, faster heroes more viable because they would be harder to hit. Widow's U.H.V. round ult would also be an excellent counter to Ana's nano boost, thus bringing her power level back to the fold as well.

So what do you guys think? I think it would help cure some of the cancer of having a Widow main on your team.
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>>167118402
Overwatch is that one game where basically the entire playerbase is retarded.
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>>167118329
Its RHs thing. Its why he has shark skins. He supposed to be a 1hit kill jaws lurking on the battlefield.
His right click instagibs faster anyway
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>>167118216
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>tfw people compliment my skills on Roadhog
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>>167118290
I'm always baffled by the attack Bastions who just walk out into the open and set up. It's so easy to do the beginning part of a flanker's route and set up in a corner for a couple of picks and then get up repeat until you can take the point. It's willful ignorance.
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>>167118479
Chuchu
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>>167118441
Oh, fuck. Now I want a remake of the 3 Caballeros song, but with these three.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R53S0VHQ1s
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>>167118329
It's amazing that the Winston bubble(an actual tank skill) has the worst cooldown while the hook is ridiculous and the heal reasonable.
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>>167118691
We Are Number One But It's Talon And Every Time They Say "One" More Overwatch Agents Die
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>When the entire enemy team chases you around outside their spawn for several minutes on KotH
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>>167117897
It didn't work
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>>167118493
>giving people free onehitkills for no fucking reason
stop posting anytime
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>>167117917
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>>167118216
Jesus what possessed you to type this out and hit the post button?
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>>167118493
reminder that this is what silvers who only play quickplay actually believe is 'balance'
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>>167118882
You have to be not a shitter
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>>167118954
why would I play quick play then
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>playing comp on Oasis
>enemy team has a top 500 who fell down to 3500 (probably decayed)
>he's a tank main
>playing DPS for some reason
>probably thinks "Lmao I can shit on these masters"
>gets wrecked first round
>stays DPS anyway
>does fuck-all as Tracer
>team is probably flaming him
>coming out of spawn
>he's crouchwalking behind my team, probably waiting for a combo with Zarya
>hook and kill him
>say "Nice flank"
>he starts throwing after the second round
>win third round easily as well
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>>167118329
Makoa from Paladins did the hook right.
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>>167118887

How is that any different from Dragon Strike?

She still has to hit you.
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>>167118998
>Paladins
>doing something right that isn't the design of that qt elf with the underboob
No
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when are we getting a villainous omnic character?
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>Play against bots with Hanzo
>Almost every single kill is a headshot
>Go to quick play
>Can't even hit body shots

What the fug
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>>167118523
Fine then cut his health if half. You don't get to be a fucking health sponge and get a free ranged instant kill. It's one or the fucking other and I don't see how blizzard managed to miss that.
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>>167119014
>how is a 2000 dmg hitscan ult any different from a tunnel-AoE DoT ???ßßß
you don't have the slightest clue what you're talking about
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>>167119136
omnics r gud bois
dey aint do nuffins
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>>167119136
Never because they're the token dindus. They're the group we're supposed to feel sorry for at all times and in all situations, and we can't very well have that if any of them are actually bad people.
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>>167119106
Ying a cute.
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>>167119154
Bots have predictable movement. They just rush to the objective and start shooting at enemies.
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>>167119014
>she still has to hit you
giving widow 1-3 free kills every ult is not balanced anon.
Hitting bodyshots is not difficult.
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>>167119298
This. The writers of Overwatch have no balls. Even though a villain Omnic will make the Omnics seem a lot less 1-dimensional and maybe we could see them as people instead of just tokens.
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Updated sex slave ship list
>Widow+Sombra x Tracer
>Widow x Tracer
>Sombra x Bastion, Zen
>Zarya x Dva
>Junkrat + Roadhog x Mercy
>Roadhog x Lucio
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>>167118046
About as long. Maybe I just suck ass with any character that doesn't use beams or lightning, but I never see anything that other people talk about like Hanzo logs and this "hitscan" thing.

See it plenty when I'm on the receiving end, though.
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when are we seeing those two kids from the Recall trailer again?
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>>167119368
She needs to be brought over to Overwatch. We need some good tits in this game 2bh
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>lv. 2 player
>3 stars

what
how does this work
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>>167119514
Around the same time we see Emily again so never.
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>>167119397
It's just weird when I have 35% accuracy on Zen & Lucio and can hit directs consistently with Pharah but can't hit shit with Hanzo.

After few deaths I just switch to something else so I can do something useful.
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babies first fps and just as shallow
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>>167119224

I know exactly what I'm talking about.

1.She still has to aim to hit you.
2. It is only three shots so if she misses that is one less enemy taken out
3. She is still vulnerable while shooting from all sides
4. It only works through 1 meter of cover so it won't work through things like blocks and payloads.
5. There is a time limit. So the shooter would be under just as much pressure to make all three shots on an enemy team that is actively moving in all different directions.
6. Unlike some ult, there is zero possibility of a team wipe because it is only three shots. There are an ton of other ults that can wipe out an entire enemy team so you can't say her new ult would be OP.
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>>167117917
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>>167119410
You should have realised it was a troll after the kid said
> She takes two shots and breaks the shield and everybody on your team knows one of you is going to die but you just don't know who it will be.
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Is this shit dead? Every search takes 2+ minutes and matches never continue in QP due to it not finding enough people if one person leaves.
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this game is pure fucking cancer
ranking system is cancer
community is cancer
heros are cancer
maps are cancer
art is cancer
this game is cancer
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I hate how so many players ITT and on the forums think balance means a hero has to be unplayable.
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>>167118493
I had a good laugh anon, thank you.

It would be fun if Blizzard made an arcade mode where they tested out ideas like this.
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>>167119430
But didn't the Omnics do a major genocide of the human race?

And Roadhog/Junkrat and a bunch of others were kicked out of their home because of the Dindu-Omnics

And there's a second omnic crisis
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>>167119941
Search takes several minutes only to pit you against the same handful of people. It's dead, Jim.
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>>167119941
I find comp matches in under 2mins EU and it's 4am. Try requeuing
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>>167119443
>No Sombra X Zarya
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>>167119874
what telenovelas do Gabe and Sombra watch?
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>>167120153
Gabe can't speak Spanish, anon.
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gay young symetra/sombra xbox plat player lf for friends :3c
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>>167120220
I don't believe you
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>>167118493
Widow in the hands of a good player is deadly. This is all unnecessary.
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>deflect the graviton
>don't have dragonblade charged
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>>167120271
Listen to his voice. Does it sound like the voice of a man who can speak Spanish? He's completely Americanized. He probably prefers Taco Bell tacos to "authentic" tacos.
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>>167120346
Yes but the thing is he isn't a good player but wants to play widow and pretend he is. As a result he comes up with all this bullshit.
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>constantly get 4 gold medals with D.va, even after the nerf
>no one ever votes for me

Why is that? Jealousy?
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FEELS. FUCKING. GOOD.
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>>167120048
Blizzard doesn't really seem to want to address the Roadhog situation, or maybe they just haven't had an opportunity yet. I mentioned this earlier today, but considering his background, it almost seems like the writers are punishing him for fighting against a government mandate that exclusively benefitted omnics. As for Russia, remember that Volskaya is dealing with omnics herself. The ones they're fighting may have the excuse of being under a God AI's control, which is what they'll focus on to absolve omnics as a whole of any wrongdoing.
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>>167118493
The problem with Widow is that she's not versatile, she does see play sometimes, but only in specific situations.

Expand her toolkit if you want to fix her.
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>>167120251
do I have to be gay and young to play with you?
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>>167120071
Yep, never seen a game die so fast. It was fine before the event.
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>>167120636
no i prefer older men haha
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>>167118493
Ok guys, hear me out.

I have an idea to fix this semi useless bitch and I think it just might work.

You see the main problem with Sombra is that she is not reliable in clutch situations in anyone but a near pro assassin's hands so I propose this.

Ultra High Velocity Hacks:

She would get exactly three U.H.V. hacks to use during the duration of her EMP ult. Any direct hack out in the open would do exactly 2000 dmg. So that is an instant kill if she hacks you. And unlike Mcree she still has to not take damage to hack you and it is only three hacks.

Additionally, using her EMP she will have the ability to hack through up to 1 meter of cover at a reduced hack time. Dealing exactly 1000 hp per hack and disabling the victims abilities, passives and they can't reload.

So she could take out an unprotected Rein shield with one hack. But if Rein were to take cover behind a wall it would require TWO hacks to hack his sheild to break it. Leaving only ONE hack left.

So just think of the possibilities. Your team hears Sombra call out her ult "Apagando i'm useless' so everybody takes cover in a room behind Rein's shield. (Because apparently every location on every map allows for instantaneous rein grouping and room hiding) She takes two hacks and breaks the shield and everybody on your team knows one of you is going to get hacked but you just don't know who it will be.

Sombra's new ult would also change the meta and make smaller, less ability and weapon reliant heroes more viable because they would be harder to hack. Widow's U.H.V. hack ult would also be an excellent counter to Ana's nano boost, because hacking a target also gives you use of their abilities for 6 seconds and stops them from shooting their weapon thus bringing her power level back to the fold as well because they can only melee jump and crouch.

So what do you guys think? I think it would help cure some of the cancer of having a Sombra main on your team.
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rank the animated shorts
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I haven't won a comp game in days

I just keep getting the shit team full of clowns and trolls while the enemy team is a greased up killing machine with perfect picks. I just have to watch as every game is a slow mo car crash

I have lost 700 SR
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>>167120413
Does he force Sombra to eat Taco Bell with him? It's the perfect blend of American and Mexican cuisine, after all
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I FUCKING DID IT
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>>167120768
Eventually you'll be so low you can carry.
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>>167120861
i think sombra would like tacobell, all she does is sit down and hack no time for real mexican food
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>>167119804
stop posting
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>>167120876
gz ur still shit
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>>167120768
Looks like matchmaking is trying to put where you belong
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>>167119592
every star is a prestige so he would actually be rank 302
fucked with me too at first
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>>167120768
I climbed 200 today while drunk. You can do it anon.
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>>167119410

>Mcree: Up to six instakills no aim required
>Hanzo: Flying ghost dragons that will instakill anybody in their path for the length of the map
>Reaper: Potential total team wipe by simply dropping in and pressing a single button
>Diva: Potential total team wipe in 3 second flat

Ults are supposed to be powerful. If they weren't powerful they wouldn't be called Ultimates. Three potential one hit kills that would still require skill to pull off and can be nullified by either dodging or taking appropriate cover isn't even remotely more OP than some of the other ults in the game.

If any one of the other hero's ults weren't already in the game and I proposed them as they are know you would be saying the same thing.
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TFW spent 30 shekels on loot boxes and got 4 event legendaries.
One was the Mei I don't even play and the other three the same Roadhog skin
FUCK YOU JEFF C'MON WHAT WERE THE CHANCES YOU FUCKING KIKE
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>>167104716
you realize they changed the hook's hitbox right
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>>167120753
Hero > Last Bastion > Recall > Dragons
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>>167120732
Ok guys, hear me out.

I have an idea to fix this semi useless bitch and I think it just might work.

You see the main problem with Mei is that she is not reliable in clutch situations in anyone but a near pro asians hands so I propose this.

Ultra High Velocity Icicles:

She would get exactly three U.H.V. Icicless to use during the duration of her infra red blizzard ult. Any direct hit out in the open would do exactly 500 damage and freeze the target for 5 seconds. So that is an instant kill if she hits you. And unlike Mcree she still has to aim in your general direction to hit you and it is only three icicles.

Additionally, using her infra red blizzard she will have the ability to shoot through up her own Ice Wall at a increased damage. Dealing exactly 1500 hp per hit with her three U.H.V. icicles.

So she could take out an unprotected Rein shield with one hit through her wall. But if Rein were to take cover behind a wall it would require TWO direct hits through her wall to his shield to break it. Leaving only ONE icicle left.

So just think of the possibilities. Your team hears Mei call out her ult so everybody takes cover in a room behind Dva's defence matrix. She takes one shot, ejecting the dva and freezing baby dva in place, and everybody on your team knows two of you is going to die but you just don't know which two out of the three tanks it will be.

Mei's new ult would also change the meta and make medium sized, average movespeed heroes more viable because they would be less tempting to hit. Mei's U.H.V. Icicle ult would also be an excellent counter to Tjorns Molten Core, because one shot would freeze both the turret and tjorn himself, thus bringing her power level back to the fold as well.

So what do you guys think? I think it would help cure some of the cancer of having a Mei main on your team.
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>>167104498
Why does she have to make a stupid face in all of her intros
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how does he get away with it?
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>there are people in this general RIGHT NOW who think that healing at any time over speed boost as Lucio is viable

explain yourselves
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>>167120153
Spanish dubbed Turkish soap operas are the new hot thing on TV lately.
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>>167104549
Tracers ult takes around a minute to charge through activity, and you have to run in and get close just for a chance to land 600 damage as even then its not easy to get a stick.
Or roadjob just waits 7 seconds to toss a hook at a distance to 1-hit most classes for atleast 400 damage
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>>167118441
>all Sombra wants is to have friends
>Reaper tells her to fuck off
>Widowmaker straight up implies she's going to kill her
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>>167120536
Yea, the Roadhog situation pisses me off the more I think about it

>Be living in my house, hearing about how the Omnics have been fucking up everything
>Overwatch has defeated the Omnics and have signed a peace treaty
>My government has decided that where I live is the best spot for the now "friendly" Omnics to live
>Get kicked out of my house and basically told "Tough shit"
>Think this is B.S.
>Me and a bunch of other neighbours who've been displaced decide to fight it
>Protrayed at the villans
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>>167121476
did Reaper and Sombra ever fuck?
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>>167120048
The Omnic Crisis don't count. They have no free will, so they are not characters, rather just a force of nature. Until it is established that the Omnics choose to go to war (not brainwashed) then they can't be considered good or evil.
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>>167120536
Weren't the God AIs the reason for the Omnic Crisis in the first place? They can override and control Omnics against their will.

And isn't Athena a God AI?
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>>167121516
>Roadhog x Mercy
post invalidated, delete this immediately
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>>167121134
>how delusional widow mains see the game: the post
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>>167120413
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>>167121654
He's just being a good bodyguard
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>>167104498
that smile looks forced
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>>167121684
wait, you're supposed to roll chili up in burritos?
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>>167121608
That's the theory and everyone seems to indicate that, but Blizzard has avoided stating that outright.

Same thing for Athena, she has all hallmarks of a God Ai and it seems obvious, but again, no confirmation.
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>>167121396
Please don't bully her, she is trying her best after getting her account from pedro
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>I have a girlfriend, and she is so blue
What did Eiffel 65 mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4QGPWLY-EM
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>>167121904
Wait, you can eat bread with soup???
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>>167121516
I hope the angle they go with Roadhog and Junkrat is that they are the ones who actually are justified in their mistrust of Omnics. Since all the others seem to hate them for hypocritical reasons.

Also, Roadhog is surprisingly quiet on the subject of Omnics.
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>>167121904
Nigga do you even know what a burrito is
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how about this, while Widow's ult is active, enemies receive 30% extra damage, does not stack with other debuffs or damage increases aka zen/mercy

bloo is now saved?
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>We're All Soldiers Now
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>>167122013
That blue girls are the best
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>>167117926
Shitters exist in all kinds of games. The 12 year old boy playing Genji at 17 was complaining I was a shit healer when he spent the entire match going off on his own from the point and getting gang raped. And that's not the only time it's happened to me in other games too.
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>>167122078
OP, but I like the way you think. I don't know why they don't just lower the ult charge on her visor, seems a banal enough change that would make it seem like she is helping the team.
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>>167121235
Ok guys, hear me out.

I have an idea to fix this semi useless cuck and I think it just might work.

You see the main problem with Rein is that she is not reliable in clutch situations in anyone but a retard who is compliant to just hold right click for 20 minutes, so I propose this.

Ultra High Velocity Hammers.

He would get exactly three U.H.V. hammers to use during the duration of his Hammer Down ult. Any direct hit out in the open would do exactly 9000 dmg. So that is an instant kill if he hits you. And unlike Mei, he still has to aim to hit you and it is only three hits.

Additionally, using his hammerdown, he will have the ability to shoot firestrike up to 1 meter of cover at a reduced damage. Dealing exactly 1000 hp per hit with his firestrike.

So he could take out an unprotected Rein shield with one hit. But if Rein were to take cover behind a wall it would require ONE direct firestrike to kill rein. Leaving only THREE hammers left.

So just think of the possibilities. Your team gets stunned because rein is the only hero who calls out an offensive ult AFTER it occurs, so everybody is on the floor already. He takes two swings and one-shots your entire team, and everybody on your team knows the game is lost, but you just don't know how much SR it will be.

Rein's new ult would also change the meta and make grotesquer, uglier heroes more viable because they would be more tempting to hit. Rein's U.H.V. hammer ult would also be an excellent counter to Mei's iceblock, because it can penetrate it and kill her instantly, thus bringing her power level back to the fold as well.

So what do you guys think? I think it would help cure some of the cancer of having a Rein main on your team.
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Has anyone ever gotten all 4 boxes to be the same hero items? This 3 felt a little ridiculous
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>>167122049
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>>167122078
You know her ult is so she can line-up free headshots on peeking enemies right? I'm not great with widow but holy shit she's in a perfectly fine place right now.
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>have res
>team uses ultimate before they die

IF YOU HAVE A MERCY ON YOUR TEAM DONT ULTMUNTIL AFTEE THE FUCKING RES
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>>167121658

>Widow main

Dude, I'm the exact opposite of a Widow main. I don't play Widow at all. I think she's a cool character should be useful and as she is now it tilts me when one is on my team.

I also just think it's stupid that a supposedly deadly sniper has an ultimate that isn't super deadly. It makes no sense that people wouldn't say "oh shit" when a character called "Widowmaker" has her ultimate.

Besides she was WAY worse and completely broken before. When she had one hit kill potential at all times. Instead of having it make sense as part of an Ultimate ability like it should.
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>>167122247
why is she angry and sad
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>>167120105
http://orangekissess.tumblr.com/post/156576077656/would-you-consider-drawing-dva-and-sombra-double

http://orangekissess.tumblr.com/post/156512426576/some-zarya-doodles-to-try-and-get-me-back-in-the
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>>167122095
>read that as "We're All Spiders Now"
Mild dyslexia is fun sometimes.
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>playing a comp match
>game crashes for no reason
>servers are down and I can't get back on

This game never crashes, what the fuck
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>>167122280
You should say that into the mic. I really like having a good mercy on my team that understands her kit.
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>>167122415
>tfw you'll never run your fingers down that back
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>>167122389
>So that is an instant kill if she hits one of her teammates.
>thorough proofreading

>Mei's new ult would
>not being lazy
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>>167122389
I thought that the only thing needed to make Mercy viable was some kind of debuff remover on her E, was I wrong?

>>167122390
delete this filth
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What happened to this game, why are there stacks every match!?
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I FINALLY HIT PLATINUM

I CAN RETIRE FOR THE SEASON
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>>167122428
>clutch moment in comp match
>FPS drops because twitch chat is spamming emotes on other screen
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>>167122594
I missed the entire second half because I'm retarded
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>>167122190
Ok guys, hear me out.

I have an idea to fix this semi useless bitch and I think it just might work.

You see the main problem with Reaper is that he is not reliable in teleporting situations in anyone but a near pro teleporters hands so I propose this.

Ultra High Velocity Teleports:

He would get exactly three U.H.V. rounds to use during the duration of the game. Any direct teleport out in the open would do exactly 2000 dmg in a circle. So that is an instant kill if he teleports to you. And unlike winston he still has to aim his teleport to hit you and it is only three shots.

Additionally, using his shadowstep teleport he will preform a deathblossom at both locations simultaneously and can wraith form while doing so to protect him.

So he could take out an unprotected Rein shield with one hit teleport. But if Rein were to take cover behind a dva matrix it would require TWO direct teleports to his shield to break it. Leaving only THREE teleports left.

So just think of the possibilities. Your team hears Reaper call out 'reaper-sitioning' ult so everybody takes cover in a room behind Tjorns turret. He wraith forms and teleports point blank twice in a row, killing all non-tank heroes and all structures, and everybody on your team knows both the ulting winston and molten core'd tjorn will die too, but you just don't know who it will be first.

Reaper's new E would also change the meta and make smaller, faster heroes more viable because they would be faster to run back to the point after respawning. Rein's U.H.V. teleport E's would also be an excellent counter to Ana's Sleep, as reaper can also teleport while sleeping now, thus bringing her power level back to the fold as well.

So what do you guys think? I think it would help cure some of the cancer of having a Reaper main on your team.
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>>167122782
I dunno but its annoying queueing into a 5 stack, basically a guaranteed loss if they are using any voice program
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>>167122804
>TFW can't get out of platinum
>Went down to gold for 2 matches then back to plat
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>>167122868
>yfw you can see reaper's eyes and mouth in this screenshot
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>>167122804
Source is Helen Stifler, since that's what really matters in this post.
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Confess to your waifu/husbando
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>>167121516
It's kind of disgusting desu. Makes me wonder just how authoritarian 2076-ish is supposed to be, and if they're actually trying to portray such a thing as ideal.

>>167122253
iFunny is not canon.
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>>167120732
>>167121235
>>167122190


I like it. Make it happen.
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tfw most people overlook the most interesting character in overwatch as an "Edgelord hot topic angsty teenager"
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>playing 6v6 mystery to get my last loot box
>get a starting team with 3 tanks and a healer
>nice, finally, an easy match
>they spend the entire game fighting at the first chokepoint and never push
>we run out of time and lose
I fucking hate some of the people who play this game.
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>>167121904
it's called a tor-tillah
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>>167123030
Who made those?
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>>167122804
>>167123028
>Mercy cosplay
>not a man
???
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>>167122804
>>167123028
MARRY ME
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D.va buff when
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So I'm thinking of making an angry post on the forum (well passive aggressive) about all the errors on this bio and see if Chu comments on fixing it or not. Or at the very least passes an excuse.

Character bios are not a starting point for a wild goose chase to find all the contradictions. They are meant to give you a general overview of the character so you can get a grasp of who they are. Nothing in a character bio should be deceptive to the point of stating clearly false information. A person looking at Overwatch for the first time shouldn't look at this bio and then read up on the rest of the lore and become completely confused.

Like with the early team shots, clearly this bio is left over from early development and the story has gone in a different direction since then. Just edit the bio to reflect those changes and you'll be golden. Frankly, this should be done before they keep moving ahead, not leave these errors sitting here as the story barrels forward.
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Are Hanzo/Widow players self aware that they throw games?
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Is Mercy a dom?
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I don't even like playing this game anymore. What other multiplayer online games are even out right now?
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>>167123030
>Junkrat
>"Y-you too"
>get cut off by the sensation of copious amounts of spaghetti sliding out of every pocket
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>>167123030
>Zarya
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>>167123030
Let me fly with you and polish your armor on the weekends!
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>>167123496
Do it. You losing nothing by doing so.
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>>167123481
When you git gud
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>>167123504
the occasional lucky headshot gives them more than enough gratification to ignore any kind of doubt about their own effectiveness or lack thereof
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>>167123481
Soon

They can't keep us nerfed forever
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>>167123227
What's his end goal?
Finally dying and not being in constant pain?
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>>167123496
Hard to say if you would get any kind of response because Chu tends to answer the easiest questions and several times over at that. Might as well go for it and don't forget to mention things like Rein's bio going against what Chu said in regards to the omnic crisis date.
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>>167123331
>mystery heroes
>Nepal
>main Pharah
>ask for Pharah
>actually get Pharah
>proceed to dick on kids for two straight rounds
>never die the whole game
>feel kinda bad for them
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>>167114215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvjLlhK3pvk
That idea reminds me of something like how the Aliens played in the AvP.
It'd be a really dope idea too if they did it and doesn't have to be a ranged hero either since the game is lacking melee heroes.
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>>167123496
Please do so, this dude tried it in a half-hearted way and got no response.
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>>167123620
Revenge.
That's all he cares about at this point. He wants revenge for what overwatch did to him.
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>>167122868
Ok guys, hear me out.

I have an idea to fix this semi useless bitch and I think it just might work.

You see the main problem with Pharra is that she is not reliable in clutch situations in anyone but seagull's hands so I propose this.

Ultra High Velocity Rockets.

She would get exactly three U.H.V. rockets to use during the duration of her infra red rocket barrage ult. Any direct hit out in the open would do exactly 2000 dmg. So that is an instant kill if she hits you. And unlike symmetra, she still has to aim to hit you and it is only three shots.

Additionally, using her infra red rocket barrage she will have the ability to scope through her rocket launcher, turning her gun into a hit-scan. These hit-scan rockets deal exactly 1000 hp per hit with her three U.H.V. rockets.

So she could take out an unprotected Rein shield with one hit. But if Rein were to take cover behind a symmetra sentry, it would require TWO direct hits to his shield to break it. Leaving only ONE shot left.

So just think of the possibilities. Your team hears 'JUST-ICE RHAIN SFROM ABHOOVE' ult so everybody opens the menu to leave the game. She takes two shots which are also heat-seeking and wipes half of your team, then she fires her new E which immediately knocks all heroes towards the closest cliff or edge and manages to kill everyone but lucio. By this time, she has already capped control point A because she can now contest points at up to 50 meters in the sky, and blizzard has increased the ceilings of all maps by 150 meters. She shoots her final U.H.V. heatseeking rocket towards lucio, and the splash damage wipes the respawning team a second time.


So what do you guys think? I think it would help cure some of the cancer of having a Pharra main on your team. And you don't need to run pocket mercy anymore because pharra is finally self-contained and balanced enough to survive on her own with these changes.
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>>167122868
This is satire, right?
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>>167123227
Yeah he has potential, but that's the only way Blizzard seems to want to write him. I am happy that the fan community has decided to give him some compassion, because Blizzard certainly won't.
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>>167123742
Okay, it's not funny anymore.
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>>167123376
http://ubercharge.co.vu/post/156598828606/overwatch-valentines-day-cards-getting-them-done
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>>167123720
Did overwatch even do it to him?

Or is he just acting like a school shooter who thinks everyone has wronged him?
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>>167123504

The endorphin squirt to the back of the brain whenever they get a sniped/scoped kill is all they care about. Winning and losing is incidental.
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>>167123913
No idea. Doesn't help that he uses pronouns when describing who did it to him.
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>>167123720
Revenge not just for the purpose of revenge though. I think in some way he thinks making them suffer will dull his suffering. But we all know it won't.

>>167123913
Likely no, but they did leave him behind. After the explosion no one came looking for him. They left him to suffer, so he says. They share some blame in that regard.
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>>167123913
if you look into the story behind Reyes and Overwatch, Reyes got fucked over nearly every time. Put in blackwatch, blackwatch disbanded/blamed for all of overwatch's wrongdoings meanwhile Morrison becomes a hero. He never got recognition for anything he did, and when he finally snapped and fought Morrison in a final showdown he was revived (possibly by mercy) and now he's in a constant state of dying/being revived, which is symbolized by his wraith form implying he can control himself fading away.
imo its fucked.
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>>167123591
I am pretty good actually. So now?
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>>167123787
it wasn't funny the first time. I'm trying to convince myself the original widow one was satire and that that sub 2000 sr garbage honestly didn't believe widow having 3 2000 damage dealing bullets that shoot through walls on top of having the enemy reveal would actually balance the hero or game in any sense.
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Is there a more evil character in Overwatch?
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>>167124298
ur mom
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>>167124298
I genuinely want her removed from the game.
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>>167123998
I think reyes will start his "redemption" when he is forced to confront that Talon/whoever raised him form the dead has harmed him more then Overwatch.

>>167124158
Hasn't Chu confirmed that mercy never did anything to reaper?
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Is there any merit/evidence to the "underplayed heroes give you more SR than meta heroes" thing that gets tossed around here? Or is it just bullshit?
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>>167124535
chu contradicts lore all the goddamn time.

i actually havent read anything beyond the comics and watched the shorts/a few youtube videos analyzing in game voice lines.
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>>167122841
>Watching literal cancer
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>>167124535
Chu confirmed that one of the lines people often cited never existed in the first place. On his twitter he also went on about how Mercy wasn't the face of unethical medicine and he was amused at all the theories and blamed them on Reaper misinformation.

>>167124609
Your personal performance on a hero is measured against the average stats for that hero but that's only a minor part of your SR gains and losses.
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>>167123742

>And unlike symmetra, she still has to aim
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>>167124535
Yup, he has stated several times that the voice lines don't exist that point towards Mercy resurrecting Reaper. People still believe they exist, because they like the idea better or are just trolls.
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>>167123913
From what I can tell, none of the original Overwatch members even bothered to find Reyes' body among the rubble. And even if they did, why not take the body? Unless Talon was already there and dragged him out during all the chaos.
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>>167124801
Given Overwatch's issue with corruption I always imagined Talon viewed Reyes as a potential prospect and used stolen Mercy technology to try and revive him. He actually isn't a Talon member but we've seen him working with them all the time.
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>>167124682
he can't contradict what doesn't exist.

But in all seriousness, he doesn't directly contradict, he just makes everything super ambiguous for no reason, to the point that the only lore discussions we can have are about minutia of lore, like if Torbjorn has cybernetics or not. The lore community has completely died and he still pretends that they have lore

from: Autistic lorefag
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>>167124682
Well that's basically all ya need. Chu's twitter is really just lore tidbits.

Although the lore articles on Blizzards website are kinda important. And ya can always look at a list of voicelines on the wiki.
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>einblah or whatever, defense
>diamond 4 stack on my side
>the game starts with enemy Rein charging ours through the chokepoint and team wipe
wooooooooooooooooooow
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>>167124158
>if you look into the story behind Reyes and Overwatch, Reyes got fucked over nearly every time. Put in blackwatch, blackwatch disbanded/blamed for all of overwatch's wrongdoings meanwhile Morrison becomes a hero

That's not exactly correct. We don't know if Blackwatch was his choice or not. All we know is that he commanded it and the means of completing his black ops were aired out to the public which sparked an internal investigation by the UN.
Morrison was a hero to the public but from the way Ana treats him he obviously wasn't perfect.

>and when he finally snapped and fought Morrison in a final showdown
We also don't know that for sure. Reyes started a revolt, it lead to the two men fighting one and on and it triggered an explosion. UN called it an accident to the public and hid the fact that there was a revolt involved. To add to this, in 76's bio story on youtube he claims that the incident didn't just spawn from the inside of Overwatch but the outside as well, meaning there was another attacker besides Reyes. Morrison also claims the entire incident was a direct attempt on his life. The UN report claims, in the public and classified version, that it was an accident either way though. The two fought, it triggered an explosion, and both were caught in it and "died".

It's all very curious. Was it Morrison's misconception? Did the UN cover up the incident even in the classified report? Who knows.

>was revived (possibly by mercy)
That was already debunked. The voice line doesn't exist. Stop spreading that shit. Pic related.
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>>167124993
Sad, that this is the extent of the lore.
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>>167124991
it's ambiguous so they can keep adding shit to the lore through new heroes and such without fucking everything up
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Why does mei exist? There are already a lot of "area denial" effects, and her ability to slow down mobile characters is basically nullified by their massive gap-inducers (genji dash, lucio boop)

Is she just for shitters to have a chance with and good players to grief with?
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>>167124298
>yandemei
More
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Arcade literally has no fun game modes.
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>>167125137
>That was already debunked. The voice line doesn't exist. Stop spreading that shit. Pic related.
Fuck you, Chu you little shit, we all know that voice line was in the game before you removed it.
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>>167123453
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>>167125382
The voice line still exists. people are just idiots.

They assumed reaper telling mercy "you tell me doc" meant she did it to him. People are dumb.
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>>167125382
It was never in the game. Ever. People kept claiming it was in there during beta but no one could ever provide the link. It was literally a mass propaganda campaign.
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>>167125337
>he never played CHARGE!
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When's Symmetra's auto aim is getting removed? It's not fucking funny
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>>167125237
I understand that, but the ambiguity is to a point where we everyone has started running away with their fan theories. Just look at the Mercy resurrected Reaper Theory. It could be easily explained by the writers just showing that Mercy isn't evil, by giving her more story than her ambiguous bio, which are inconsistent anyway, so we can't trust them. Basic things that should be explained are completely avoided.
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>>167125137
Not that line, i was talking about
"What happened to you Gabriel?"
"You tell me, Doc."
its not concrete but it implies Mercy may be involved.
Or it'll be retconned by saying "its reaper just inquiring for mercy to find what his problem is because she is a doctor!"
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>>167125603
I wouldn't be surprised if part of the reason the story is progressing so slowly and chaotically is because it changed hands from Metzen to Chu. It might not necessarily be the cause, but it can't have helped.
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I haven't played since right before sombra came out and ana + tonks was the meta
Has that changed or no
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>it's a you get potg as Sombra episode
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>tfw we might get a new widowmaker skin before the plot progresses
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>>167124694
Okay that makes sense. The SR system needs a complete overhaul honestly.
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>>167125446
any mercy who c-can smother me with her tits in ranked? I promise I'll hit the enemy!
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Why can't I connect to the Battle net?
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>>167125603
Chu seems to think leaving ambiguity sparks discussion. He wants to leave pieces all over the place and have the fan put it together.
Instead, fans take one piece, twist it to fit a headcanon they like, run with it and then other people jump on board. Then when that headcanon is contradicted, they run to the forums to complain because they thought it was canon.

It's just a mess. This type of story telling is beyond most of the fanbase.

>>167125728
And here is an example. That's not implying she did something do him. She's a doctor. She should understand what happened to him. He's implying "It's your job, why can't you figure it out?" That's not blaming her.
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Can someone seriously, and truly tell me how someone can enjoy Mystery 6v6. How do you even tolerate the outcome of your game based solely on """""RNG"""""? And let's not pretend Mystery takes any sort of communication, it is quite literally "whoever can roll the most Tanks classes will win effortlessly"
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>>167125446
I can still hear the screams of people covered in their own wank questioning their entire lives.
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>>167125560
>Run around corner, she still has me locked on.
>Knock her back with concussion mine, she still has me locked on.
>She can basically w+m1 forever.
>Reloads basically instantly.
How about decrease her charge capacity and increase reload times to de-pyro her.
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>>167125728
I always thought it was the second one
Him sarcastically saying
YOU'RE the doctor, you tell ME why I'm in constant pain
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>>167125526
If it never existed how come I heard it at release.
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>>167125781
Everyone says that, but I don't see what has changed so much that Chu has to completely rewrite stuff. Chu isn't the only writer on the team, true, he is the lead writer, but that doesn't mean the people below him aren't doing anything. Anyway, he was lead writer since the game was announced.
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Hey guys, what Golden weapon should I purchase?

I finally hit 3k and usually only play Ana, Symm, Reaper or Zarya.

Which is the best?
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>>167125950
Where did you hear it then smart guy? Because I've never heard it inside or outside of the game. Provide that proof.
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>>167125914
Maintenance?
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>>167125865
>Think I got potg for that sweet triple I did earlier
>My intro starts playing
>Purple mexican hijacks it

God damn it, woman.
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>>167126021
Ana and Zarya have nice ones
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>>167126021
Zarya's golden gun with her Christmas skin is pretty good
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>>167125914
New logins cant be done but anyone still on ow is fine as long as they dont dc
Maintenance for 2-3 hours i believe
>>167124298
why is the idea of a yandere mei so perfect
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>>167125920
I hate that stories are left ambiguous. Dark Souls has been the only one I can remember that has done it well and it's because of the nature of that game. Can't really have that kind of story telling in a multiplayer shooter.
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>you will never be blackmailed by sombrero
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>>167125920
I can see what you are saying the fan theories have gone completely out of control, but I see that as Chu's fault. Additionally most of the reveals have had terrible execution. I will put forward the sombra ARG as my example. The questions posed at the beginning for us to find out was:
>Who is Sombra?
And the answer was:
>You'll never know.
If he is going to leave ambiguity sparks, he should at least give a better payoff.
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>>167125446


If I had to fuck a guy, this due would be pretty high on the list.
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>>167126342
>tfw she'll never boop you
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>>167126342
>you will never be friends with sombra
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>>167126384


dude*
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>>167126023
I remember hearing it on day one on Volskaya.
Mercy says what happened to you
Reaper says you tell me doc
Something else is said
Then
Reaper growls at her you knew what you were doing.
Just to point out the devs say they remove lines all the time.
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>>167125920
See, that's the main problem I have with the plot as it stands now. Hands-off storytelling can work for stuff like Dark Souls where you learn about the plot through the environments and the tiny details, but Overwatch can't really do that because there's so little to explore.
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>Genji's reflect animation ends
>it still reflects things
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anyone with dumpster mmr (1700~) wanna queue?
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>>167126384
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>>167126258
>>167126491
Dark souls works, because the stuff he makes may be ambiguous, but there is a lot of care done in the details. I'll put for the fact that everything in Anor Londo is extra large, implying that the residents were also larger. This extends to Ornstein and Smough having elevators that fit their size perfectly. That level of detail is just not found in Overwatch.
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>>167126418
McCree boop'd her in the vagina with his dick
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>>167125337
>he's never played Total Mayhem

Crashing the game because 12 Meis kept the match in overtime for twenty minutes is the hardest I've laughed at a videogame
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>>167126629


its like a tinder date in 4chan form
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>>167126342
>ywn run your exploit kit against her 0-day
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>>167124298
I'm 100% positive they will reveal Mei is a bad guy eventually.
I get the impression the story is going to head into a strange enemies series of plots. Omnics are just generic filler.
The other one is probably Mercy.
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>>167126072
Is Sombra pure?
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>>167126737
Lucky
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>>167126829
No. She gets drunk at bars and has sloppy sex with cowboys.
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>>167125920
You make it sound like Chu has some master plan reveal. If he were so smart, then why doesn't he make better hints for the story.
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>>167125865
Cucking people as Sombra is the best shit

>oops, sorry about your abilities!
>oops, sorry about your ultimate!
>oops, sorry about your backline!
>oops, sorry about your POTG!
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>When the other team lets you swing for the fences and you get to wipe them with an earthshatter, then wipe them again 20 seconds later with another earthshatter after Mercy rezzes them
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>>167126737
NON-CANON
DELET THIS
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>>167126258
>>167126359
>>167126491

It's good you bring up dark souls because that's exactly the type of story telling they are going for. Leave bits and pieces all over the game and in the maps combined with TF2 like plot progression with comics.
It's like they are trying to make a marriage between the two and it's actually pretty awful. The one good thing I can say about it is that it invokes discussion between autists like us. But outside this place you're basically just inviting a screaming match between two people. Where you are pointing out where in the lore it's said a character does something and the other person tries to defend a headcanon they really like with no evidence besides one line of dialog they really like.
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>>167126880
Whats with hot slutty latinas and cowboys.
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>>167126825
>Sole survivor of arctic project
>Says she "doesn't remember" what happened
>Doesn't look a day older than she was before getting iced
>Gets evil expression when doming someone with icicle
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>>167125997
I guess I don't mean the changes are all that drastic. It's just that writers have stylistic differences and are going to approach the same idea in different ways, and we don't know how divorced Chu's vision is from Metzen's if there are any major changes. Bioware was in a similar situation a couple years back where the head writer for Dragon Age was stepping down and getting replaced by a writer for Mass Effect, and it worked because it was a process that involved the head writer handing one of the characters he'd personally written to the new guy as a sort of test run for Inquisition. I don't personally know that Overwatch's writing team had the luxury of taking it slow like that or if Metzen just kind of quit and left a vacuum, but I think that how the story changes from here (if at all) is partially dependent on how the transition was handled.
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my friend is autistic and always flames and ints whenever mei is on the enemy team
should i just stop playing with him?
he just says she is cheesy and then complains like a bitch
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>>167126485
Before match exchanges have never exceeded 2 lines of dialog. It's always one character says something and another response. There is never a 3rd response.
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>>167127034
>autists comparing overwank to dork souls
Thread has gone full retard.
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>>167127158
>he didn't read the rest of what I wrote.
Come on man, why even reply?
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>>167127147
Well i was saying 4 responses and you are wrong ive heard two exchanges many a time.
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>>167127158
Why is that a bad thing? Is it somehow bad to compare two video games to each other that seem to have a similar approach to storytelling, but one is succeeding, where the other is not?
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>>167127158
Overwatch is already the Dark Souls of FPS games. Why not the Dark Souls of storytelling?
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>>167127080
Pretty much I don't think she will be the big bad but an agent of a big bad. Thats not human.
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>>167127268
Those are separate exchanges. Go look at the wiki to see what I mean. There are different exchanges between characters and they are always 2 lines each. You can trigger more than one exchange in the waiting room but it's random. The exchanges don't connect. I'm trying to tell you there has never been a 3 line exchange where after one character responds the other responds again. It's never happened.
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>>167113531
But what about this, >>167113547 anon?
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>>167127486
>you cant have two exchanges
>you can have two exchanges
Yet another autistic 5 year old in /owg/ why am i not surprised.
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>>167126629
Cosmetics are scary.
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How can Tracer be so deadly? Every time I try to use her, she's shooting paintballs at people, taking 3 reloads to kill a 76, but when they're up against me, they do easily 200 damage a mag.
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>Our Rein in 3v3 keeps lowering his shield against a Pharah when we have 76 and me as Ana
>He keeps charging off to try and pin people but miss
>Somehow gets hooked against Roadhog in the small inside room
If he kept his shield up until it breaks we would have easily won. Instead we went 2-0 to then 2-3.
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>>167127034
I would be fine with that, but everytime we have gotten a lore reveal, it has completely fallen flat after we get over the initial hype and realize that it only leaves more questions than answers. I don't blame everyone outside of this place even forgetting the story exists. I feel like a lot of us will burn on the lore pretty quickly if something doesn't deliver.

>>167127101
Good point. Metzen was old, but his retirement was pretty early and also surprising to us all. In the Wow people are having the same worry, since they don't know how Metzen's departure will change the way the story is going. I know a lot of people here are happy that he has left, but he was at least a constant. Since we had no basis to place any expectations on the story, we really have no idea where the story will go. Heck, we can't even look at Chu's resume, because all the stuff he has written are just quests and this is his first big role.
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>>167127587
Are you honestly trying to make anyone believe your story by calling me an autist? You sound like "that kid" in school who makes you look through a game for something cool that doesn't exist. "I know it's in the game! Chu is a liar believe me!" There is literal proof that the scenario you're describing can never be triggered in game. Stop trying.
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New thread:
>>167127838
>>167127838
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How do I into easy mode with D.Va?
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>>167126825
Mercy being evil would've been something I'd like. But since she is Nipnog's waifu she will remain perfectly innocent and pure.
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>>167127587
The separate exchanges are not connected, even if it's the same two characters doing it.
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>>167126857
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>>167127654
Headshots and getting used to the falloff distance
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>>167125446
>>167126629
>>167127595
This is why I beat off almost exclusively to r34 now. Can't be gay if you don't risk beating off to a trap.
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>>167127080
>>Doesn't look a day older than she was before getting iced

Well yea, she was frozen.
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>>167127080
Mei's concept is so odd...You'd think being frozen to wake up and find all of your friends and co-workers dead. Would like cause you to develop some sorta phobia towards ice. Instead she sprays her pain onto others.
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>>167120520
I got a quintuple potg and only 1 person voted for me. 4 people voted for our lucio who got a like 23% healing card.
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