/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

low sens cucks OUT

Time to let /csgog/ die until the next major

>demolish shitters
>they ragetoggle

Great game, loving it.

600-800 alphas
800+beta fags trying to be alpha
<600 cucks

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>>167088806
>>167090928
800 / 2.5 reporting in desu

>>167091546
hello reddo

>>167091546
>2.5

Chill out Sonic, go back to Sega.

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Any EU fags wanna party up? Hate getting kicked for doing random shit. MGE, don't much care for ranks.

>>167092564
No, I fucking hate playing with Europeans. They're all cancer.

>>167092829

Whatever, little bitch ass nigger :^)

>>167092895
Know your place MGE trash.

>>167093019

>caring about rank
>in a system created by VALVE

KYS pathetic Americuck.

>>167093220
Stay mad silver subhuman.

>>167093438

>>167094045

If I'm playing at ~30-50fps (laptop) should I aim for higher or lower sens?

SNS /csgog/ the;

Shuffle when

>>167094465
Literally doesn't matter. You should aim for higher fps.

>>167095385
I'm not going to buy a 30lbs laptop for $3000 just so I can play 300fps cs on a 60hz monitor when I'm not at home.

>thread dies 1 day after a major

nice game

yee_lmao1 our guy??

>>167095695
I don't care.

>>167095729
no, he's a mad little sperg now that nobody gives him attention anymore

>>167092564
Sure

>playing on max settings actually gives you a disadvantage

LOL nice """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""game"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>167096023
are there any actual advantages to playing on low if you already get 200+fps regardless of settings?

>>167096075
movement is easier to see

>>167096075
there is one disadvantage and it is shadows, higher the shadows longer range that you can see them.

A good example is long on d2, cts can see the shadows coming around the corner

>>167088458

>The image of one of the terrorist models from 1.6
>Dont even know whats the current version or how was CS for the last 10 years or so
>Still have massive nostalgia attack
>Remember the first HL and the epic revolutionary graphics entrance at Black Mesa facility.

Fuck you OP

What was the CS GO missions? They still working and it worth it?

http://www.counter-strike.net/operationwildfire/

Tell me why I should ever stop using the Scout.

>>167100009
Yeah dude pick up a woldfire coin on the market and get playing!

>>167102398
Sorry for my autism, but you can buy it on the market? And how it works like a dlc in co-op?

Splyce
-Acillion
So it begins

>>167104472
>literally who team

literally who cares

gotards, recommend me a non-meme office chair for gaming

>>167106329
Just buy one at staples
Herman Miller Aeron Chair

>>167106379

is it tall? i have a tall ikea desk that my current chair doesnt really come close to reaching over

>>167106486
Idk but it used to be shilled a lot on NPR so its only kinda a meme

ded again

>>167111490
no

>>167102398
How you can buy one on the market? What it's the name?

>>167112794
lol

>boot up csgo with RealTemp running
>jump into a kz server
>cpu load is at 55%
>temperature reaches 100c

well I guess I'm done playing cs until I figure this shit out lmao

>>167114645
unless you can actually feel that kind of heat pouring out, you probably just have a bad sensor

>mouse died
>have to wait until feb. 6th for za12 to arrive
fUCK

How many DPI do you use in desktop and in-game?
I've used 400 DPI for a few years now and I use 1.8 sens in-game. However sometimes when I'm on the desktop it's a hassle to have it so low (have to drag the mouse from one side of the mousepad to the other) but it also gives me more control on other things such as Photoshop. Should I keep 400 DPI or is it worth giving up control for speed?

So I just started playing and ranked Silver with 4 lines and a (.
Any tips to git gud?

enjoying the tuesday night patch, gotards?

>tfw you lose EVERY 1v1s

FUCK

>>167119026
0.9 800 is the same as 1.8 400 my dude

>>167119058
I'd suggest learning crosshair positioning (always keep it at head level and spots where the enemy might come out from) and improve game sense.

You may want to check the sidebar of this sub over here to get started
>https://www.reddit.com/r/LearnCSGO/
And read some guides in the Steam CS:GO Hub.

I also advice reading through these guides if you've got the patience and want to improve your system's performance
>http://www.overclock.net/t/1433882/gaming-and-mouse-response-bios-optimization-guide-for-modern-pc-hardware
>http://www.overclock.net/t/1156654/seans-windows-7-install-optimization-guide-for-ssds-hdds (just scroll after the installation)

>>167119261
I know it is in-game but doing pixel image editing on Photoshop and other programs gets more tricky. People still do it with over 3000 DPI and I don't understand how they're even able to

>>167118116

I don't know what 100c feels like desu

I guess I'll just check the thermal paste and see if it's shit, but I'm pretty spooked, I've never taken apart my computer before.

>>167119026
800 dpi 1.7 sens (its the same as 3.4@400), 1920x1080 monitor
400 is too low for dota/path of exile and 1600 dpi feels way too high for me.

>>167119058
join a deathmatch server
just focus on getting your crosshair accurately onto the target's head. only do taps and 2-3 bullet bursts.

I have a CM storm devastator II combo and 1.3 mouse sens and 0.7 zoom sens. Usually playing at 1600 dpi mode. It's that good? Advices? I feel comfortable in that way, I did the move-aim at a stop target and it's gud.

>>167120242
You can use some different burst modes depending on your situation or environment. There's goods Youtube tutos about aiming and that.

Also, anyone here knows hoe it's called the orange server for practicing? And to change the aim.

>>167112849
Thanks for the help fag.

>>167119248
>Bi mi
>Playing CS since the creation of earth
>Always playing CS on cyber coffe and being the best one there
>Yeah2001bitches.jpeg
>Let's forward at 2009
>Having a shitty PC
>Playing CS 1.6 on local server from my country
>Fucking lost every 1v1
>Lame score
>Everyone bullying me
>feelsbadman.png
>Start training the shit outta of it
>Start a custom config that I feel comfy
>Start thinking like a motherfucking vietnam elite soldier, thinking where they are coming from, doing what they don't expect, giving to my brain a high youtube tutorials knowledge instead of studying, knowing how to clutch and leadering the team, being malicious af, not always being crouched and god damn fucking aiming
>Seeing the results
>Buy a better PC and a good keyboard mouse combo
>Buying a GPU (Oh, I remember that glorius war Wednesday like it was yesterday)
>Start playing CS GO
>Easy Peasy Lemon Squeeze

>>167119707
turn your oven to 100c and stick your head in, that's how it feels like

>>167124041
>I don't know what 100c feels like desu
>turn your oven to 100c

Not him negro but you had a problem explaining shit

>>167124404
Are you illiterate?

>>167120412
play at ur mouse' natural dpi and set ur sensitivity according to that, to avoid interpolation or jittering or whatver bullshit gaming jews have come up wit
its 800 natural dpi for g502 so i set my sens to 1.8 and playing like that
dont change it too much tho, get used to one sens
play lot of fast aiming or smth like that, ull get used to the sensitivyty and fucki rank up perhaps

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>tfw he uses a steelseries rival

>sucked some dicks
>couple of dollars in my pocket
>can't buy eleague shit anymore

>>167126164
yeah fuck you too nigga

>>167126080
>800 natural dpi for g502
the 3366 has no natural dpi. all steps are native.

desu

Would csgo be a better game with no radar?

It's impossible to "git gud". Either you have it or not

>>167130947
nah, if everyone communicated it would be useless but most people don't.

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wow really makes you think

>>167134903
>he needs outside stimulus to begin thinking

>>167135291
>tfw too intelligent to use my brain 95% of the time so i don't blow up

>>167134903
How did you know I was thinking? Are you spychic?

>tfw too intelligent to spell words wrong

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It's time to let /csgog/ die until the next major

>>167136980
I didnt spell anything wrong, cuck.

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>>167136989
What shitty cheating team will win the next one?

>>167137513
psychic not spychic

>>167137598
No its called spychic. It lets you spy on people. Puh sci kik lmao i've never even heard anyone say that. Fuck off.

Why does win10 updates make my computer fucking chug when it used to be fine? fucking jews

>>167139669
>win10
hey reddit

>>167140060
Name one cs personality on xp or 7

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fuck this game its not worth playing

its full of hackers, from mg1+ in mm to pro players like flusha

the fish rots from the head down

ive stopped playing esea seriously because even there you CAN cheat you just need to pay enough money, so whats the point if ultimately you will reach a invisible wall thats you can only get through by cheating

im not saying all pro's cheat but they COULD cheat, we just dont know

like anything that can go wrong will eventually. ALL games have matchfixing scandals, shit go wrong, etc

the only problem is that cheating is super rewarded in csgo. in fighting games you CANT cheat, its virtually impossible. same as starcraft and dota. even if you do cheat you will still get bodied by a player only slightly better than you are, it doesnt reward cheating

fuck all of you cheating piece of filth you deserve to rot in hell, and you dont deserve having clean players play against you. go play against other cheaters in your SMFC ranks and show off to retards who think that there's no cheaters

ill probably switch to ssbm or whatever. ANYTHING as long as the game doesnt reward cheaters.

overwatch is filthy too

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>>167119248
heh, in general im like average or slightly below average but in 1v1 and 1v2 and clutch situations im ALWAYS doing really well

seriously being a clutch player is def a strength for me, if theres no pressure usually i do worse, lol

damn son these skins ain't gonna git me gud.

>>167143797
>tfw unboxed a souvenir negev last week
>been using it when possible since
>averaging 10 kills with it per match
>added bonus of triggering teammates and opponents when I bring it out

anon just believe in yourself, the skin will guide you

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Why is this game so comfy? No matter what other games I play, I always come back to CSGO

>>167142414
Play for fun and self improvement ;)

>>167145496
It's been like that for me since 1.1. I always rotate between diablo, WoW, and CS. WoW not so much anymore, but CS is a timeless game. Shooting kids is just the best.

>>167142414
Didn't read any of that. Stay mad anime.

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>>167145951
stay swimming in your cheating cesspool u delusional faggot

pay more skins so people dont think you cheat

>>167148732
mad cus bad

>>167148732
>so mad he can't even form a proper sentence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xDkORA-1qI

IM GOING PRO BOYS

>>167150138
pulling your mouse straight down every time you click isn't actually very useful

you have to still memorize the horizontal spray pattern, it doesn't work for all distances, and it looks shady ad fuck to use a known 'cheater mouse.'

>>167150679
Frankly though, if more people start using that mouse eventually valve would have to get off their asses

It's a win/ win for the video maker. He could be advertising for the company, but he could be trying to sabotage them and get people who make their own recoil macros banned.

>>167150138
Kjayerbye uses something like this for sure.

>>167150679
Recoil control is the same for all distances and that macro also does horizontal movement for the full spray.

AHK scripts do the same thing. It actually gives a pretty big advantage because everyone including pros fuck up their spray all the time and it makes spray transfer extremely easy.

>tfw just won a $130 ak and $32 handcannon on drakemoon
>tfw spent 30 bucks
ez

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>Install CS GO after feeling nostalgia from the good ole CS Source days
>Get kicked from every game for random reasons every time I find a game
>24 Hour ban
>Uninstall

And I thought Dota 2 was bad

>>167152957
lmao git gud kid

>>167152829
Nice try shitmoon shill.

>>167152957
>good ole CS Source

Kill yourself redditor.

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>>167153902
nop, I'm just lucky. Only thing I've bought is my awp and m4

>>167154051
Reported for advertising.

>>167154110
>pls buy more drakemoon skines

I'll trade up to a FN dlore eventually

>>167154198
Who are you quoting, retarded newfaggot shill?

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stupid question but what does MGE stand for? Metal Gear Excelsius?

>>167154991
Not quoting anyone, I was urging you to spend your sheke-

I mean, wow look at my winnings

>>167155303
Maximum Gay Endeavours

Things that get you automuted

>Saying anything at all that is not a call
>Talking while dead
>Giving advice ( ur advice sucks)
>Calling things more than once
>Bad quality mic
>Any language but English
>Anime profile pic

Anything else?

>>167156974
>Talking while dead
damn I hate this fucking hell

>clutching 1v2
>"fuck this dude shot right through the smoke lol hacker cheater lmao, dudes are we gonna win im gonna rank up anybody picked astralis ayy lololol pick a nade hes short no hes long clutch adskjfnak;sfdsdf"

SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE

>>167152297
idk, maybe I messed up on it but it didn't work like that

>>167156974
Being american, muslim, or british, singing, beatboxing, playing music, being a squeeker child, backseat gaming when you died like a noob.

>>167157185
>bring too aspie to ask people to quiet down when you're trying to listen

At what level do players stop team baiting?
>Ironic team baiting not included
More often than not I clear sites by myself. I've noticed a little more cooperation in mg ranks, but it's still rampant.

>>167159454
When you get good, baiting doesn't exist, only shitters use it as an excuse. If you're not stupid, you wont get "baited".

>>167159658
I'm not dying, I just look at the map after taking sites and see 2-3 of them still in upper and shit.
I'm just hoping there's a light at some point in the tunnel

>>167159886
The light is called getting good.

>>167160014
I thought it was called teamwork

>>167160390
You achieve teamwork, when you make your own team.

>>167160567
Lol
That's gay.

When's the next csgo sale so I can start fucking around in silver?

>tfw my cat jumped off the balcony of my 5th floor apartment

;_;

>>167165248
mp_falldamage 0

when you see derankers on the opposite team, do you report for griefing?

when you see someone on your own team use cheats do you report them?

you cunts

>>167165915
He was ok though, but is very stressed now and acts like a pussy.

>>167166398
yes to both

>magisk's steam name is set to TheNeverSpokenOf

GEE I WONDER WHY

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>he doesn't play casual with his animefams

LMAO

>>167171908
>play casual
>wallhackers and aimlockers running rampant
yeah really fun desu

>>167095729
yes

>>167171908
>he's a redditor

LMAO

>>167172198
fuck off haci

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who else hyped to DM to this all day?
#staywoke

>>167175315
>DM

No thanks, I'm not a silver.

>>167171491
i dont get it

>>167175573
Sucks to be you then.

>>167175837
pls explain

>>167175883
Nah.

>>167175315
BrutalCS.se 128 tick dm server 2bh famalam

>>167166398
yes

i report anything thats reportable (i.e. being a massive cunt)

>>167156974
>>167157185
>they dont have a 'bind key "voice_enable 0" ' bind on hand

LMAOING @ UR LIFE

https://twitter.com/rubinoeu/status/826891950490079233
>rubino tweeting hate symbols
gonna scratch off all of my stickers of dignitas and north now

>>167179880
wow I can't believe he supports facism and bigotry

>>167177186
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live about to be live

>>167179880
A RACIST MISOGYNISTIC GROUP KNOWN AS "THE ALT-RIGHT"

am I crazy for using 400dpi 1.25 sens (32.7 inches per 360)?
ec1-a and a giant mousepad
makes me lift my mouse a lot, and turning can be problematic but there's almost no margin of error when it's this low

1) Sensitivity
2) Number of gfs
3) Hours played

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burgers after the major

wew optic falling the fuck apart

>>167189168
800dpi / 1.7
0
95

>>167189168
3.17
1
192

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>page 10 AGAIN

>>167193852
maybe YOU should try to contribute silly anime

>don't win a second 1v4 in a row
>get kicked
>search for a new game
>keeps trying to put me in the one I was kicked from and booting me out

k valve

>day off
>play cs all day
>win almost every game
>eat kebab
>drink beer
>play singleplayer shit
>shitpost on 4chan
damn

I wish I didn't have to work, life can actually be fun

Hiko is going to Optic.

RIP Liquid.

>no good streams on

>>167194750
Until you start to get bored with sitting around doing nothing an want to go somewhere to be social

t. Former neet

>>167196334
can I have some 1gs in /csgog/ SNS the

>>167194767
>hiko on the warpath to destroy yet another team internally

Is there a guide somewhere for all the UI tweaks you can do? How can I make it so my radar shows the whole map always?

>>167199809
http://www.tobyscs.com/csgo-radar-settings/

>>167198983
rip daddy xd, it was fun while it lasted

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>watching csgo montages
>clip of someone lining up a practiced wallbang
>they get a frag
>BRO OMG WHAT THE FUCK NOOOO WAY

>>167198983
does anybody have the image warning not to let hiko on your team

OPERATION FUCKING WHEN

>>167201557
never lol and fuck urself

>>167201557

droppin in hot on thursday

>>167202417
tfw an operation will never drop hot all over your face

>not dming to the joe rogan-alex jones podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

>>167204319
https://popflash.site/scrim/SJgtl5GeOg need one for na

>tfw smurfs actually made me git gud
hmm

It's always so fucking hard to choose: get drunk or play CS

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>>167204915
i do both desu i cant play this game sober anymore under any circumstances

>>167204915
The choice for me is competitive or the gym
>the gym mostly wins
I haven't played comp in over a week, and every time I do play my friend sees me online and wants me to play on my smurf account with him

>>167205024
what do you drink senpaitachi

>>167189168

1.8
4
1650

>>167189168

0.25
0 ;_;
~600

https://clips.twitch
.tv/steel_tv/FineOctopusSMOrc

whats the best controller to play csgo in?

>>167208083
objectively xbox 360 controller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK6H0axVlV8

I wonder if anyone plays csgo on xbox in 2017

>>167208083
logitech g27

>>167191463
ur me except multiply your played time by 50

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>solo queue
>carry first half
>team stops trying because they think they cant lose
>enemy team gains momentum and our team can't find their footing
>lose
every fucking time

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>everything about this team
https://twitter.com/EsportsArena/status/826946386675380224
splyce is the new reddit

i love you guys, and if anything happens to /csgog/ don't be adraid, I will always be here for you, <3 >_<

hi

>>167225902


pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

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>>167225902
If you love /csgog/, you'll let it die.

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If the dude that wanted a JW godsent sawnoff is still around I can chuck this on the market if you like

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>>167220148
>m0E

1 year hiatus guy here.

Why tapping with ak is so hard now?

>>167229886
Not much has changed in 1 year.

This is from october 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0rlCJ047Ds

>i have 5 ping
>enemy all has 200 ping

>I am the one getting fucked when they come round corners

Fucking epic

>>167231268

git gud silver scrub

>>167231268
At 5 ping vs anything over 50 ping they can move out of corners and you'll be able to shoot and kill them before they even see you.

You have no excuses.

>>167231656

Yeah, and I won't see them for 0.3sec because they have shit ping and can shoot me before I even see them
It's good when you're terrorist
Very bad when CT

>warmup is more fun than the entire game itself

epic

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wtf I love semmler now

>>167232575
>Eternes @Eternes21 14 minutes ago
>@gootecks @KBradJStorm My silver ass can't handle not DPing on wake up every single time

heh

>ordered a gtx 1060
>going to have 200+ fps soon

feels good nigga

>>167233420
what cpu?

>>167233480

i7 3770

>>167189168
800dpi / 1
~70
675h

>>167231802
no you retard that's not how it works

lower ping is always an advantage to you

>>167233537
gonna be cutting it fine at 200 my dude

>>167233737

you are the retard

>shoot guy with AWP,hear the shot going off and shit but i get killed
>in replay i didn't even shot
why is this a thing?

>>167159658
Lol ya right

Even hiko baits his team and it's not because they're bad

>>167234676
because your ping was high

>>167234676
I don't know what to say to you if that isn't something that happens extremely frequently.

>>167234624
Client side advantage is negated by people with low ping.

Peekers:
As they take position
>ping+reaction time (approximately 200ms as well)
>Aiming and clicking shoot on your head
>time it takes to aim + 200ms delay on sending 'i shot this dude' message

Angle holders:
Dude peeks
>time it takes the server to send you lag compensated image of player (5ms)
>You see him, react (200ms), aim and shoot
>you send 'i shot him' info, server receives it in 5ms, sends 'you are dead' info to player (200ms), overwriting what they see
On his screen, he sees and shoots you first, if not dying right away before he can even aim. The bullet either hits and makes no damage and you immediately die, or the bullet vanishes into thin air and you die.

Basically
See 200ms back in time, React (200ms)+ aim+200ms message to server
Vs
Server sends you picture of guy within 5ms, Guy pops up, you react (200ms) aim and shoot to send info to server he is dead (5ms), and the server now no longer cares what player 1 did, because he's already dead to the server, and his message 190ms later is disregarded.

>>167234564
people waste money on CPUs they said
save on CPU, spend it all on GPU they said
>install CS:GO
>CPU bottlenecks

>>167238249
>>167234624


who is the retard now
kys

>>167238349
What is a decent CPU+GPU combo to get stable ~150fps in csgo?

>>167240005
well, i5-4200H + nvidia 850m can't even get 60fps on 1080p
goes around 50fps all settings on min + cfg shit and 1440×900

>>167240005

retard

>>167240005
any i5 + 1060 or 480 will give you way more than 150fps

>>167240005
i dont think you can put a gpu and a cpu in one computer

>>167242729
you usually need to take out one of the ram modules

ok listen here RETARDS. im getting burnt out on dota, is this game worth playing? how long before i start having fun

>>167243570
OpTic is done
uninstall

>>167240005
i still use a core2quad clocked at 4.2GHz along with a newly acquired 1060 strix oc

Ay someone tell me whats up with esea today. I heard bloominator is a pedo (lol) but I guess some other shady shit happened also.

French team 2 is live and very shit:
https://flickshot.fr/article/the-second-french-team-rises-from-the-ashes-of-the-shuffle/17?lang=en

Vincent 'Happy' Cervoni
Cédric 'RpK' Guipouy
Christophe 'SIXER' Xia
Alexandre 'xms' Forté
David 'devoduvek' Dobrosavljevic

Damien "maLeK" Marcel (coach)

>>167247473
Adding to this,
Faze -Aizy +Scream
North -Rubino +Aizy
French super team to NV

NO DDK AND BARDOLPH BUT WE GET FAT FUCK REDDIT-ANDERS AND FAGLER, AND THE TWO HOMOS SADOMASOCHIST AND HENRYGAY

FUCCCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFF

>tfw you're on the bus and you beatbox a little on accident

Killing myself.

selfless vs splyce for echofox's epl slot

>log into esea to check what time league match is
>Notice roster has new names
>Think probably just a name change
>Look at roster history
>Three guys left team yesterday
>Didn't like one of them so think might not be to bad
>New player is rank D with ~10 rws

Should I see if I can get a league fee refund?

>>167250734
Try learning English first.

>>167250734
yo lemme join, i havent played in a month and a half, i have unlimited potential

can u stop cheating

>>167250734
link me the join pass ill carry u

>>167250734
just join a main team, shitty.

>bloominator banned
lolo

>>167255192
LITERALLY

WHO
H
O

>>167255230
guy who posted a ton of stuff on esea showing him trying really hard to fuck a 14 year old or something

>>167255230
http://imgur.com/a/hqesN

Fuck you valve. Fuck you and your fucking stupid matchmaking system. It's fucking broken.

I've played 3 games with equal rank enemies and teammates with ranks 5 under mine.
One of my teammates could unintentionally lose a silver 2 game, should he lobby with people his skill level.

Every match I play I have a shitty low rank team. I can't single handedly carry a team of absolute fucking failures every fucking game. It's not fun playing with people who can't move and aim at the same time
W H Y
H
Y

>>167255871
Fucking americans.

>>167255871
my brain can't compute

is this supposed to be funny? i have nothing against pedophile jokes, but is this one? am i supposed to laugh here?

>>167259542
no one knows, he posted that all himself on esea and is now banned

>>167255871
lol, i do like his twitter apology. "uh yeah sorry guys... i hope i haven't ruined the reputation of any of the organisations i've played for" UR FUCKED

So what to do if
>>167234676
keeps happening even on sub 50 ping?
It fucking sucks.I have currently interp_1 set.Didn't change anything else net related.

>>167262468
ending it was glhf was the kicker. i was talking to one of his friends on steam and they were saying he didn't think he did anything wrong and wasnt taking it seriously. dude is gonna get fucked in prison lmao

Why does 1g man play nuke only?

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You're getting 1taps when this guy slaps your AK's butt. What do?

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>>167264290
tell his fortune

>>167152957
I'm down to revive Source if you faggots are down

What is an ideal resolution i can't seem to hit headshots on 1920*1080.Hell sometimes i don't even notice the enemy as they blend into the environment.

compatability versions for cobble overpass and train
update cometh

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I make wrong calls on purpose

>>167267809
devilish

I wish I could breed pansy so often that she didn't have time to eat so she lost weight and was hot again.

>>167255192
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTx1P0zKgbQ

>>167257371
what rank are you

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MOTY?

>>167270003
Sad to say that I've already saw this exact same thing happen in an old /vg/ inner circle, where a 22 year old british cringelord was hitting on the 16 year old american girl, and he was claiming she was his gf.

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>download CS again because I forgot why I quit
>jump into a game
>4 Russians on team screeching over mic
>voice_enable 0
>get kicked
>2 hour ban
>uninstall

Glad it only took about 10 min to relive the experience leading to me quitting.

>>167255871
Never leave a message history

Alright new operation or something next week

>>167272312
the guy uploaded the pictures himself

http://www.strawpoll.me/12257124

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Dead

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>>167088458

>Negev third round
hahahahahahaha
Every time

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>Oh, what's this, my weekly drop?
>Just a gun literally covered in literal shit

t-thanks valve

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>>167283821
live

so apparently a bunch of teams grouped together and would boycott twitch if EG got a csgo team

https://youtu.be/fNJOr9iJpcM?t=1890

>>167269439
mge
I just want to stop playing with silver tier players and verse better players.
Even if I get my ass handed to me I'd prefer it to slowly losing rounds or barely winning because I can't carry hard enough.

>>167276881
Then he deserves it, fucking moron

>>167288934
but he swears he's potent af

>>167267809
same. also make up fake callout spots. i.e. "one dead rafters" when playing cache

/magog/ is bad and boujee