Cute Goats Edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
consider these dummies
I love this fish.
posting flowey before i go to bed
i hope doing this lets me dream about him again
>>167045969
ok
I love this goat! Gonna get swole for this goat!
>>167047272
Goodnight! Dream about Flowey!
>>167047330
That is fucking amazeballs
>>167047341
Damn right you're gonna! I believe in you!I bet you're quite strong already
Goat
Children
rad
Cute goats, huh?
>>167047681
Indeed
Asriel needs hugs
>>167047901
Yeah baby
>>167048003
>>167047552Not as strong as I can be!
Al Pacino falls into the underground
What happens
>>167048313One day you'll be super strong, anon! And you'll life the goat, carry her around and make her feel like a young princess while she tells you amazed how strong you are!
>>167048003
Does anybody know how to get rid of this shit?
>>167048618
by not using flat brushes
>>167048715
how do I make it not flat though??
>>167047626
hella rad
>>167048502
Would Toriel keep a 76 year old Italian that constantly says hoo-ah as a child?
>>167048818
by changing your brush to one that isnt flat
>tfw sick
>tfw wanted to go to bed early
>tfw 5:40am
Every fucking time...
Goodnight /utg/!
>>167048618
gotta increase minimum brush size
>>167048986
>tfw 5:40am
Same here.
May I ask where are you from, fishlover?
>>167048959
yeah but where at? is it the thingy that looks like little hills with one a flat top? cause thats all greyed out so I cant do that. I like the pencil brush but for some reason it has that shitty effect on it
>>167048993
didnt seem to help that much
>>167047330
Thank you!
>>167048512
Thats a lovely thought
>>167047626
I love this cool skeleton!
>>167049094Spain
>>167048831
BALLER
>>167048986
goodnight fish
>>167049184
>>167048986
Ah.
Well - sleep tight!
>>167048986
Dude me fucking too.
>>167048986
Get well soon.
>>167048986
Night anon.
>>167049162
Well I hope you fix it i like your doodles
nice
>>167048947
>>167048502
>>167049632
Yes good
>>167049632
well done
>>167049579
>>167049807
good
Fuck it - i give up.
I'm not going to pass that exam tomorrow - i will have to retake it later.
I'm going to bed - see you later, utg!
>>167049632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU
>>167048618
Oh, and Jelly - good luck with those requests.
>>167049162
you dont know how to change brush??
you use the pencil tool but you changed the actual brush type you are using or something, i dont know your settings
if i change the "simple circle" to one called bar or flat it looks like the thing in your red circles when you curve too much too fast or linger on at the end of lines. just experiment different brushes.
http://i.imgur.com/t6gnL5F.png
>>167049863
goodnight and good luck robot
made a thing
>>167049863
Kick that exam's metaphorical ass!
Sleep well, anon.
>>167049224
check out those cool skels
>>167049174
what a coincidence, me too!
>>167049863
goodnight and good luck, recharge your mind
Who would win?
>Entirety of the highly trained and exercised monster army made up of seasoned veterans and formidable soldiers
or
>Handful of superstitious farmers armed with pitchforks and torches
>>167050698
If the monsters have any sort of long-range advantage, they win.
If the farmers are already upon them, most of those monsters are probably getting dusted, maybe.
>>167050698
Considering how the monster army apparently failed to acquire a single human soul during the first war, put my money on the farmers.
>>167050698
Farmers.
Killing intent is broken.
>>167050208
>recharge your mind
Oh, I will~
â•«â•«â•«â•«
>>167050208
So do I!
>>167050698
farmers hands down
>>167050698
Farmers. They know the secret art of growing food.
Gimme things to doodlhe
>>167051073booby
>>167051073
Undyne killing demons.
>>167051073
Frisk and Toriel watching a Disney movie
>>167051073
farmers driving a pitchfork through Asriel's torso as he bleats in confusion
>>167051073
Papyrus as Kefka from Final Fantasy Vi.
>>167050817
what this
I love it
Who would win?
>Entirety of the highly trained and exercised monster army made up of seasoned veterans and formidable soldiers
or
>100 US Navy Seals
>>167051073
me going to bed
>>167051135
>>167051073
Disney and Toriel watching a Frisk movie
>>167051073
you and me frotting
>>167051523
love you mspg
>>167051181
Im sleep
>>167052038
goodnight
>>167052038
goodnight sleep
>>167052038
Goodnight!
>>167051192
>>167051902
Thanks
>>167052243
Thanks!
>>167051202
>>167052573
thank you kindly
booby
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3dTrcxUoAA2oFd.jpg:orig
>>167052841
that hand is creepin me out
>>167051262
evening /utg/
>>167052979
Danke Mspg.
>>167053028
Heya.
>>167053028
its 10 pm
>>167051294
>>167053169
it's 1 am in canon land
>>167053185
cheers mspg
>>167053169
it's midnight here but I'll be awake for a good while longer so I'm not gonna split hairs on what to call it
>>167053231
wrong
>>167053276
fair enough
>>167053185
>Red dots
Oh no....
>>167051548
>>167053028
>that really small image
come on now
Goodnight /utg/, I love you!
>>167053516
Whimsical, thank you kindly.
>>167053678
good night lad
good night thread
>>167053678
Good night!
>>167053742
good night post
>>167053591
as far as i know that's as big as it gets, sorry mate
>>167053846
good night moon
>>167053880
You have to add 1280 to the end instead of 500 or 540.
>>167053886
I want Toriel to read Goodnight Moon to me as I fall asleep
>>167053880
just replace the 540 part of the tumblr url with 1280 and you get the full size.
>>167053948
>>167053987
wow thats totally infeasible, thanks anons
>>167054031
yea tumblr is a bitch. there are addons to do this automatically though.
>>167051565
Goodnight mommy...
>>167054403
Goodnight idiot.
>>167053678
Goodnight! sleep well!
I miss woshposting
help i fell in love with asriel what do
>>167054403
Goodnight anon! Sleep well!
i love him
╥╥╥╥
>>167054768
who?
>>167054823
excellent
Time to take drugs and fall asleep
Night
>>167054903
What are drugs like?
>>167054873
the guy i like
>>167055030
They make me tired
Legal drugs anywaysAlcohol makes me tired but horny and I don't understand it.
>>167055057
and who is this guy?
>>167055095
Alcohol lowers inhibition. As a result, it makes your mind hornier, but your dick won't be as functional if your plastered. Willingness of mind, not body.
kissu
Goodnight utg
>>167055159
the guy
>>167055743chu~
>>167055858
Good night!
>>167051806
Yes.. yes, I'll allow this
>>167055874
oh, i see why you like him
Why does the Riversperson say to beware of Gaster?
>>167056169
He likes little boys
>>167056169
because they were married and abused the kids (sans and papyru) and so divorced gasterman but lost and gaster took the kids then got erased and left san and papyrus homeless
I want to preform with this dad!
http://illusioncards.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5220
>When you see it
>>167056946
Why would they make her breasts that big?
>>167056946
how the fuck would you go about finding this
also did angstrom make this?
>>167056946
Would be better if the boobs were smaller
>>167056946
THAT NOSE
IT PISSES ME OFF
my favorite would not be proud of me
>>167057339
why?
>>167056946
What is this?
>>167057540
OwO
╤╥╤
So this general is totally just a cover for furries or gateway into being a furry for those inclined but uninitiated, right?
All the art and people interested in this seem like fucking huge faggots that belong on the pony board.
>>167056946
>Buffscale
Oh no
No no no no no no no no no no no no no
>>167058061
excuse you, I'm here for the flower and the fish
>>167058061
Nope. It's about the game Undertale.
>>167058061
There are really only three furfag groups
>>167058264
This game has a lot of furry /ss/ with Frisk and Toriel, are you really that surprised?
>>167058061
most of the asrielfags went to trash and those were the true furries so we have cut down a lot over the past year
now we just have some asgorefags and id wish they'd take that to trash too
>>167058061
i mean, you're here, so take from that what you will.
Friendly reminder to break your Chara's kneecaps so they can't run away!
>>167058583
So are momfags and fishfags not furries or what? Or is it just because those two you listed are the faggots
Goodnight utg! I hope you all have a good Tuesday! Please sleep well!
>>167059231
>fish
>fur
I dunno man you tell me
>>167059361
Scalies are a sub-section of furries
The name furry isn't literaldummy
Don't respond to bait! Help your favorite find the milk of human kindness.
>>167059231
Toriel and undyne both have trash threads
>>167059535
You know, whenever I hear "Milk of human kindness" I think of sexual metaphors, even though it's actually a Shakespearean philosophical thing.
>>167059579
Yeah but i'm curious why they aren't included in the furry groups.
>>167059535
Oh I was just curious about that. I don't actually care either way
>thread is already dead as shit
>wanting to drive off more people
Why? If anything we should be trying to get the fishfags, momfags and Asrielfags to come back.
>>167059820
we're fine where we are, if they want to come back they will. just keep it chill homie
>>167059602
I didnt say they werent furries but they have their own threads on trash so i didnt mention them because they arent posting their lewds here (as much) which results in less "faggotry" here.
>>167059820
Who is driving off anybody? They have trash threads for lewd but that doesnt mean they cant post here. Just take it to the appropriate board.
>>167058969
this is hilarious, what the hell?
Is Frick back yet?
>>167059820
I never left, I just post my images in the /trash/ thread.
>>167059928
Fishfags at least have multiple contentfags that hang out in the undyne threads and I assume the same is true for Asriel. I don't know I don't understand why you would want to throw that away just because you don't like some peoples favorite but whatever
>>167059991
The issue is it splits the general. There are a bunch of fishfags, momfags and Asrielfags that only ever post in those threads because this one has people that bitch at them. Seems retarded to have like 6 trash threads when they could just all hang out here
>>167060020
if you love frick so much why don't you marry him
>>167060025
Where is this thread?
>>167060110
He has a girlfriend, that's why
>>167060141
In /trash/
>>167060074
what are you talkin about? i dont mind anyone's tastes or do you mean them? im confused and should be sleeping
>>167059820
if it makes you feel better or worse there are a bunch of dadfags and momfags that only post in the discord.
>>167060249
desu a lot of people who are in the discord don't even come here anymore
>>167060242
>assuming I was just talking about you
If you honestly think that we haven't actively worked on driving away characterfags in the past so that this place is a shit ton less active you're blind
>>167060074
Maybe people bitch at them because they are posting borderline porn in a sfw board? Just a thought.
At least in trash they dont have to hold back and people who want to see it will know where to find it.
>>167060330
>Maybe people bitch at them because they are posting borderline porn in a sfw board? Just a thought.
You have to be 18 or older to post on 4chan and if it something is NSFW just report them and the mods will take care of it. Trying to police the thread yourself is retarded and makes you look like a tool
Are you that guy who was also bitching at people linking porn on here? You know we have a link to a bunch of lewds in the OP right? Its not going to go away just because you don't like it
>>167060403
>You know we have a link to a bunch of lewds in the OP right?
Wait, we do? Where?
>>167060319
i assumed you were talking to just me because you said you and not we and i agree that some people have done that. i dont know what this conversation is about anymore since i seem to agree with you, goodnight man
>>167060478
Writebin
>>167060481
later
I love this goat
>>167060518
Prove it.
>>167060403
Im not trying to police anything. Just saying there are better boards to do that stuff and say why people bitch at those things. Im done though sorry to shit up the thread.
>>167060518
>tfw there wasn't a possible ending where Asgore sacrifices himself to give Asriel his soul
Would've been perfect desu
>>167060720
>that could have been a thing
We dodged a bullet
i'm sad
would sans hug me if he was real?
>>167060720
good thing that would have accomplished absolutely fuck all
>>167061012
hed probably let you hug him
>>167060720
i love that idea too. that way both asrielfags are happy that smol gote can has feels again and asgore gets to redeem himself for killing 6 children.maybe in a few years, a patch?
>>167061082
shh, let the Asrielfags hold on to their delusions
is this the sorielfag show now
>>167061357
oh is it him? guess I shouldn't be shocked
>>167061137
desu I'm a fan of Asriel as well and would like to see him healed, it's just that canon says it wouldn't work, and the game pretty much hammers in that nebulous self-sacrifice is a stupid thing to do
I still think we should be trying to get the asrielfags and the fishfags back. They were fun
>>167061545
That's why I called it a delusion. Besides i'm pretty sure its just someone trying to trigger dadfags
>>167061318
that's why he needs a lot of support and reassurance that all the evil he did was undone and ultimately he's a good person who lost their way due to circumstances out of his control.
Ah, good morning anons!jk I never slept.
>>167061110
And as he lay dying, Toriel apologizes to him for her cold remark about never even being his friend again, her eyes filled with tears, he smiles and thanks her, tells her how he's happy that he and her were friends and how his life would have had no meaning without her, and she gives him one last nose nuzzle before he turns to dust.
>>167062035
>>167062003
I prefer Floweypot
Asgore gets to stay alive and seek redemption however he wants and the better character gets to stick around.
>>167062010
Good morning!ps remember to :orig when saving twitter images
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CujyzgmUsAAFyLQ.jpg:orig
>>167062003
I honestly think he'd find it a bit insulting to be babied like that, especially since he's willing to admit all the wrong he did. It'd be better to just support him, and give him the therapy he needs, while letting him make amends on his own terms.
>>167061584
you can always go visit them
>>167062035
Please stop
>>167062162
Can't post .orig on 4chan tho
>>167062375
You stick a .png or .jpg while saving it after the :orig part and you can
>>167062375
Really? Works for me.
>>167062375
it doesnt save it as a .orig file it just puts the file extension after the orig so it appears a bit weird
>>167062160
I always wondered how Floweypot would work, especially if Frisk died, or lived to a ripe old age. Would Flowey become the one with the most determination again and reset, off himself, run away, or absorb Frisk's soul and become a goat / monster / goatmonster again.
And during that time would Toriel and Asgore get back together or I dunno, fuck humans and make half boss monster things and die too.
>>167062568
Flowey isn't immortal and will most likely die within a few years since hes a flower
Do you think Asgore would enjoy the various kinds of tea we have on the surface? I bet he would be hyped as fuck to try all the different kinds we have
>>167062693
Tea has been around for a while, I'm sure he tried most of them before going Underground but I think his favorite would remain the same even after trying the few new ones.
Whatlewdartist would you like to draw more of your favorite?
>>167062776
>I'm sure he tried most of them before
But if we consider that the monsters were locked underground during medieval times then trade routes were probably shit so its unlikely that he got to enjoy a lot of different foreign tea! I do agree that he would probably still like the golden flower blend the best though
>>167062805
Any of them.
I'd most like to see my favorite non-lewd artists' lewds though.
>>167062805none
>>167062805
mizo_ne for sure
>>167062805
yoo
>>167063097
whoo?
>>167062608
Actually, I never thought about it that way. I think a flower will live indefinitely as long as they get taken care of, though, won't they? I mean, is it possible for a plant to actually die from being too old?
>>167063143
I don't think a flower is biologically immortal? I mean that's what wilting is right? You can take care of a plant all you want and it will make more of itself but the original will still die?
>>167063131
yooduck
>>167063249
Oh.
They draw a nice Undyne.
>>167062160
Floweypot is still my favorite. It's not a 'get out of terrible existence for free' card like a lot of instant Asriel stuff are, but still leaves him enough opportunity to better himself.
>>167062568
>>167062608
He can shapeshift, absorb souls, perform magic, jury's completely out on how long he might live. Hell, even Frisk's lifespan is questionable, depending on monster magic have a positive, neutral effect. Hell, who knows, if you wanna go grimdark, maybe monster magic slowly poisons Frisk and will eventually turn them into dust as well.
>>167063452
> It's not a 'get out of terrible existence for free' card like a lot of instant Asriel stuff are,
nice joke
Floweypot ruins his character arc for the sake of having a cute tsunder boyfriend
>>167063243
I think flowers only wilt if they get hot / not enough water / exposed to shit that kills it
I'm basing this on trees so I'm probably wrong but there are some trees that are like thousands of years old. And now you've got me Googling to see how long a flower would live in a perfect environment.
>>167063452
Years of inhaling Toriel's dander and eating monster pies turns her into a goat?
>>167063390
yea, i love the colored version of that pic they posted, their coloring is fucking godlike i love it. i wish i could color well.
>>167063615I wish I could draw at all
>>167063496
Not what I said, but I know it doesn't matter to you, because you assume dying alone in a hole is a noble self-sacrifice, in a game where every act of self-sacrifice has resulted in shit.
But here's your morning (You), I really hate to see people suffer from malnutrition.
>>167063672i wish a nigga would
>>167062805
This guy needs to draw more actual full on lewds
Chara burpfic?
>>167063785
This pairing seems to be picking up again lately
>>167063597
>Toriel's dander
Requesting pic of Frisk allergic to Toriel now
"Why are you sneezing so much, my child?"
>>167063836
I'm glad since Its really cute
actually I've noticed there there have been a lot of really weird parings getting those lewd comics made. Stuff like Asgore x Frisk and Monster Kid x Muffet
>>167063913
The previews looked rather cute as well.
"Minna no Ketsui" is only 3 weeks away, so all the Japanese artists are trotting out their doujins asap. We can only hope some of them will find their way on the internet, sooner or later.
>>167063913
>Monster Kid x Muffet
what
I saw the one with Muffet and the guy that bought the expensive donut, but not that.
>>167063964
Did any of the ones from the last event (the one before comiket) get scanned?
I don't have high hopes.
>>167063979
Yeah idk it was linked last thread
I also saw a RG one being made but I think that might just be a cute thing and not a lewd thing
>>167063964
>We can only hope some of them will find their way on the internet, sooner or later.
hopefully
>>167064031
The Torgore and fishlizard one was. I hope the Asgore x Alphys one will at some point. Maybe cry will change his mind and upload it idk
>>167064059
>The Torgore and fishlizard one was. I hope the Asgore x Alphys one will at some point. Maybe cry will change his mind and upload it idk
There was an event before that though.(Name escapes me) It seemed similar to the current one in that most of the doujins were non-lewd.
>>167064031
Scanned possibly not, but at least some of them probably are available online. Some of them became available on markets, so if you're so inclined it's worth looking around. For instance, the fan album Feel Our Determination is getting a sequel album now:
https://twitter.com/i/moments/826070798720864258
Chara's butt!
>Flowey goes the surface
>Gets raped by Bees
>Flowey's run amok all over the world spreading mischief
>>167064482
>femanons
>>167062805
>Mettaton
>InCase
*sigh*
It's never going to happen, is it?
>>167064576
WOAHnow I want to into chara's butt
>>167064651
would you give chara your soul first?
>>167064778
it's not like I have any particular use for it, so sure
>>167064827
well then you just got japed son, she'll run off with your soul before you even smell her. first rule of making deals: always get your end first
>>167064576
what if chara pooped
>>167064945
girls don't poop
>>167064970
CARAS NOT A GIRL
>>167064970
b-but i love chara pooping
>>167064901
oh well...
>>167065041
its okay my boy, this was to make you ready for when the time really comes. chara's butt may be in your future yet
>>167064970
this is what straightfags want to believe
I love Chara farting and pooping!
>>167065443
girls don't fart either
Chara is for sibling, not gross butt things
>>167065564
anal isn't gross!
>>167065564
agreed
>>167065620
agreed
>>167065501
this is what straightfags actually believe
>>167065620
Well I meant scat but whatever gets the message across
I had another Undertale dream again.
>Toriel goes back to her house to grab some cookbooks to take to the surface
>She sees Asriel there staring at the flowers
>"Man not this dream again" I think to myself during my dream...which is weird
>Asriel turns around and sees his mother there
>All Asriel can get out is "h-howdy mom"
>Toriel rushes over and gives him a warm embrace
>Asriel dies in her arms again, turning into dust
>Toriel begins sobbing and exclaiming "Why are you so cruel?" while looking up at the ceiling
>The dust begins twirling around in the air and goes into the ground
>Flowey comes out
>Toriel looks down at him and realizes that Flowey is Asriel
>She leans down and hugs Flowey
>He's enveloped between her breasts and embarrassed
>Flowey is yelling at her and trying to get her to stop
>She leans down and kisses him, telling him she'll be right back
>She goes into her house and brings a trowel and flower pot
>Flowey calls her an idiot and tells her not to take him to the surface
>Toriel says "Young man, don't call your mother an idiot. I guess I'm going to have to *GROUND* you!!" while she makes a troll face like expression
>Then she puts Flowey in the pot and walks out of the cave
I don't think i've ever had a dream involving feels, lewdness, and a stupid pun all in one go
>>167065798
I had an Undertale dream where Chara farted and pooped a lot!
>>167065884
sounds like a nightmare
>>167065906
No!
>>167065798
looks like she's eating him
>>167063672
Sure you can friend, just sit down and try something. I can't draw but I still try from time to time. Give it a shot.
>>167066182
I actually saw a few pics like that when searching for an appropriate picture.
vore, scat, incest and bara furfaggotry. i hate this place.
whenever chara farts in the bathtub, or in a pool, it’s not just puny little bubbles that come out of her ass, she makes the water fucking ripple, causing violent waves that sometimes even makes the water spill out the sides
>>167066693
i just want to stick it in charas butt ok
>>167066693
Don't worry, here's a wholesome image of Toriel eating snail pie
Between who is this discussion?
"Oh, darling! It's so nice of you to bring me to this restaurant! "
*picking his nose* " Shut the hell up, you tin can, I gotta go to the shitter! " *farts*
>>167066874
>>167066952
napstaton and asgore
>>167066874
>>167066971
I bet Toriel and Asgore eat a lot when they're sad
>>167066952
tell me, anon
Euro hours are fucking weird
>>167067187
Germans and Swedes, anon. All you need to know.
euro hours? europeans are either at work or school now. i'm here only because i'm a disgusting slacker who doesn't get paid enough.
>>167067230
I knew a Swedish guy that called me a troll and a "Gay hater" when I disagreed with him over whether it should be legal or not to marry animals and fuck them publicly.
This wasn't on 4chan either, this was on some forum around 2004, this guy would talk about shit like this on a daily basis and wonder why everyone thought he was a fucking weirdo.
i’d say chara farts at least 200 times a day. she’s a nasty one.
>>167067463
When it comes down to that, I'd rather be a gay hater. It's scary what the internet brings out of people
>>167067701
Its not just on the internet unfortunately
I was reading the paper and heard about a guy getting arrested for breaking into some ranch, naked, and fucking a mare, then fucking the ranch owners dog, and he started chasing the ranch owner's 8 year old daughter around while having an erection. I'm not sure what happened from there but the girl was saved and this dude got five years in prison.
Even though I'm straight, Mettaton makes me question that.
If I went out with Mettaton, would he be understanding if during the dinner, I'd constantly burp, fart, pick my nose and scratch my ass in front of him? Will he be fine if during our walk back home and I'm drunk, I went behind a corner to take a piss, while leaving him alone (I'll make him think I left him alone for a while). When we get back home, I'll throw my dirty ass in his luxurious pink sofas and fall asleep, while drooling on his pillows. I'll still have to wake up in the middle of the night to throw up since I'm drunk. It's fine. I'll just puke on his pink fluffy carpet! I tend to be quite aggressive and violent when I'm drunk, so if Mettaton approaches me I'll just punch his face.
Does Mettaton deserve someone like me?
So what have you been working on lately, anon?
>>167068813
Writing the basic plot outline for this game I want to make when I realized that Iconoclasts exists and now I'm wondering whether I subconsciously ripped that off
>>167068813
i've been working on not drowning in despair
>>167068813
I do not like Daddy Chara.
I want Mommy Chara!
>>167069037
Does it matter when both of them will stab you?
>>167069060
Mommy Chara is hotter so yes!
>>167069092
>>167069208
I do not want Daddy Chara!!!
>>167069256
Too bad, you're getting the knife.
Unless Flowey dies first, this is how I see Floweypot ending
What do you think Flowey would do at this point? Reset? Absorb Frisk's soul and turn into a monster / goatshota again?
>>167069208
I could have sworn that Chara used to be nonbinary or something. Did it get retconned or am I just dumb?
>>167069426
Why do people think all monsters are immortal when only the goats are referred to as such
>>167069446
Still is, just biologically male in this comic as far as I remember and this anon's a bit autistic.
>>167070008
This looks like a pretty great anthology, I hope it'll be available somewhere
>>167070051
Me too. It'd be really sad if just disappeared like all those fishlizard doujins from last year.
>>167070118
A lot of them never really appeared on any marketplaces, that's my problem. Hopefully with a book this big, it'll be available in some places, like the skelebros collection that was scanned here the other day
uwaa
>>167070546
Is Asriel playing on a Nintendo 64?
What is Asgore shielding his little gote eyes from?
>>167061808
You have no idea about being a parent.
Almost any parent would sacrifice themselves if they thought it would save their offspring.
>>167062608
Flowey's flower has been alive since he first fell to dust. It's been long enough that no-one remembers Toriel except Gerson and most monsters can't tell what a Human is. The whole thing with Papyrus' and Undyne's undernet usernames hints that it's been a century since Chara fell.
Even if he isn't immortal, I can see him living for a long-ass time.
>>167070667
After Omega Flowey not giving back his emotions and True Pacifist only restoring thinngs if ALL the souls were there. So this looks more like someone needing a blood transfusion, and after Blood A and Blood B are proven incompatible, daddy-oh with Blood B divided by 1000 just gashes his veins over the kid and pour his blood on them, despite every single person telling him not to.
It wouldn't be touching, it'd be fucking retarded, especially if Flowey just watches the whole scene without telling him what he clearly knows.
>>167070920
Don't force your headcanons.
>>167070920
Not to mention that if it could actually work, why would Flowey mention how tired he was of being a flower when he finally changed back into a goat?
Flowey's killed everyone, you'd think he'd try some soul absorption shenanigans on both Toriel and Asgore due to his intense boredom and curiosity.
It clearly didn't work.
Chara is a futa with a massive dick!
>>167071020
>a single monster soul can't restore Asriel
>headcanon
Come on now.
>>167071065
I'd like to think he tried it once and not only did it not work, the shock was so great he just dropped the idea and wanted to go straight for the human souls instead.
>>167071145
Chara is a girl and then in one night of passion when Asriel tries fingering her he discovers a bepis
>>167071145
>>167071206
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>167071145
>>167071206
Chara cumming buckets!
>>167071305
That's adorable.
I know someone mentioned it before, but could you remind me who made this?
>>167071494
https://twitter.com/xtimes_rollx/status/815599041161490432
have a good day everybody
>>167071591
Thanks, darling.
>>167071667
No problem!
>>167071635
I'll be buying this album the moment it gets released
lizard
>>167071715
do you know if there's a digital version of the fan albums available anywhere?
the cost for shipping on Alice Books was a little too steep
Best place to find Toriel lewds?? I checked the booru in OP but found the lewdness lacking
>>167072168
e621
flower
What of Mettaton met Rosie the Robot (from The Jetsons)?
>>167072097
Unfortunately, I don't think there's a digital version, due to it being packed with the artbook and all by default.
I've found a few songs on Picosong, but that's about it. And yeah, unfortunately Alicebooks has some pretty ridiculous shipping prices, about 150% of the album itself.
>>167072275
*if
Don't start accusing me of being Sorielfag. I just love how adorable Toriel is in it, wearing the cute clothes and getting drunk.
>>167072297
Wasn't there an anon that would upload random songs to picosong? I don't think they ever uploaded the whole thing (or the artbook) though.
>>167072340
They would start dancing right away.And then they would bang.
Someone needs to draw that.
>>167072416
Yeah, that's where I got my links from, too. I've seen most of the artbook and it's pretty good, includes a page-size half naked Aaron under a waterfall, but I'm still hunting for the songs.
>>167072551
Oh neat, where did you see the artbook?
>>167072627
Someone posted a mega with about 80% of it photographed, but I lost it and when I last checked, the link was no longer operational, sorry anon. I know some of them could probably be found on the respective artists' twitters, but no idea who/what/where.
>>167072762
Damn, that's too bad. Do you think you could reupload it sometime?
>>167072762
>>167072870
Whoops you said you lost it, never mind.
If anyone else downloaded it and wanted to reupload it, that would be cool.
>>167072374
there is literally nothing wrong about appreciating how adorable goatmom iseven if you're gay like me
>>167072297
darn, was really hoping the creators had a bandcamp page or something similar that I hadn't found yet
this fandom has too much good fanmerch locked away in Asia!
>>167073079
>this fandom has too much good fanmerch locked away in Asia!
Seriously.
>>167073079
https://soundcloud.com/re-spec-1/rspc-0023-feel-our-determination-xfdemo
The closest I can offer, it has a sample of the songs, but apart from this and the ones on Pico, I've got nothing.
>>167071975
if I see that meme cloth one more fucking time
Goat
Children
>>167072168
https://e621.net/post/index/1/toriel%20female%20score:%3E=25%20-rating:safe%20-incest
boorus can be useful especially if you know the search
>tfw you stopped lewding toriel and started to appreciate her as a woman as time passed
How does Mettaton pose when he really needs to pee?
>>167072374
I wonder if people even legit care anymore.
I don't.
Boat
Children
>>167072374
>>167073941
I think soriel is cute.
Soriefag not so much.
tempted to go ti the undertale con in japan
>>167074470
DO IIIIIT
Is the Floweyfag who wants to be domed by Flowey up?http://imgur.com/a/vS9MwOur previous agreement still stands.
>>167074595
i went to comiket slightly over a month ago though
I want to slap Frisk's plump boybutt!
>>167074940
No one else seems to be collecting these doujins though.
I don't even mind if you don't scan them, I just want someone out there to preserve them.
>>167073740
I kinda like it desu
>>167075074
I want to rub Frisk's bouncy boybutt!
>>167075074
>>167075312
frisk is a cute girl
>>167074940
Do consider your finances, I'm not sure where you'll be going from, but right after Comiket you should only really go if it won't put too much of a damper on your reserves.
If you do plan on going, I hope you'll have fun!
>>167075375
with a cute butt and benis
>>167074940
>>167074470
Cry? Are you going to be a dick and pretend like you're going to scan a bunch of stuff for people and then hold it or ransom in order to get (you)s again? Don't bother
>>167075436
NO BENIS
>>167075473
can we not do this again
>>167075074
>>167075312
>>167075375
>>167075436
>>167075482
I'm calling Child Protective Services
>>167075563
he brought it on himself with his dickish ways
>>167075612
being a dick back will certainly improve the situation
>>167072168
e621
Toriel_Dreemurr Rating:Explicit -scat
Copy that into the search bar. It won't take away all of the horror but at least you'll be spared from the scores of scat pictures.
Chara is a girl with a massive butt!
And she farts and poops a lot!
>>167075668
>implying I care
I guess it's time for me to bail before the shitstorm begins.
>>167075712
you care enough to post about it
>>167075760
>Literally admitting you don't know how to use the report button
It's literally that easy.
What does this mean:
'Excuse me, darling! But can I sleep at your house tonight? '
>>167075775
I meant that I don't care if i'm being a dick to a dick. Cry comes on here and spams shota port and then gets offended when people ask him to stop.
>>167075859
He wants to piss on you
>>167075859
It means can I sleep with your MOM
>>167075712
At least it's good to know you don't really care about the doujins either, only about being an asshat.
I like how you immediately voiced your disapproval, basically giving him the reason to keep going.
>>167073740
>>167075391
yeah thats what im worried about.im awfully bored though
>>167075473
who knows,i have yet to read through just about all of them
>>167076353
Not going to fool me or hopefully anyone else again. If you want to attention whore while spamming pedo pictures take it your trash thread
>>167076353
it appears cry has gotten frick syndrome
>>167076353
I didn't ask for this.I don't mind this.
>>167068813
Not much aside from a few Undyne requests like this "Undyne x princess Ruto holding hands" request. I don't really know how to draw Ruto very well and my mind took it to places.
Making Chara cry!
>>167076428
ive always typed in lower case if thats what youre saying
>>167076458
rie drew a cuter one
>>167076565
What's with Fishfags and cucking Alphys?
>>167076353
Boredom is bad, but empty wallett is worse. Probably a good idea to just count everything up and see how well you'd get by if you still decided to go. I'm doing pretty much the same due to buying a desktop finally.
I'd still love to go to Minna no Ketsui, but it's half the world away and I don't speak the language at all, not even at a weeaboo level.
>>167077007
>it's a everyone pretends to like and suck off Cry so he'll shit all over them by making fun of the fact that he'll never give them what they want
Stop being literal cucks /utg/
oh hey sorielfag
why can't i stop why won't the fucking pain stop
>>167076710
Making Chara sigh!
>>167077193
Expect Fishfags are the cucks who have to deal with the fact their fish waifu is canon banging a fat ugly nerd
>>167077317
what's happening?
>>167077309
He's making less and less sense.
REAL
MKID
HOURS
https://soundcloud.com/electricmantis/rosecity
>>167076710
This drawing kinda lost all of its emotional value, once the artist turned out to be a special kind of retard.
>>167077532
>chara
>emotional value
>>167077532
>Asriel is a traditional jewish name
>the jews were persecuted and driven underground
>the monsters were persecuted and driven underground
>chara was adopted by a jewish monster family
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fa9O02y1xg
>>167077471
He's also using his phone more too, and probably a vpn.
Let's hope the mods smarten up this time.
>>167077317
It won't stop because you keep renewing it yourself. You're in love with your misery. Either accept it or actively work to get rid of it. There are no alternatives.
>>167077532
I hope you aren't implying a gag "EAT THE GOYS" shirt makes them retarded.
>>167077820
Charafags are very sensitive
>>167077820
It doesn't, but that artist apparently said that non-Jews shouldn't use the term "exodus" and is also known for being a fucking hack writer if they're the one I'm thinking of.
>>167077820
It does when it's not a gag, but they're actually serious about it
Reminder: It's always okay when 4chan does it.
>>167077907
>>167078114
Oh, wow.
Nevermind, then.
Would your favorite own a pet?
>>167078342
Asgore could use a cute doggy
What UT character has a room like that?
>>167078538
I'd say it was Mettaton but its not covered in piss or diapers so I can't be sure
>>167078342
Maybe. Possibly a dog
>>167078538
Mettaton
>>167078795
Benis
>>167079261
I don't want to be sad
happy is best
>>167079229
delet this
>>167079315
Delet this whole thread.
>>167079390
o fug chill anon :DDDD
Mettaton, Sans and Papyrus questions:
>What does each of them wear when they're at the beach?
>What music do each of them listen to?
>Which one of them purpose the other to go camping, but they disagree?
>Which one of them prefer eating the following: fat-free yogurt, spaghetti, cheeseburgers.
>Which one of them likes the following colors: blue,pink, red
>Which one if them begins burping the ABC , at which the other tells them 'You're so gross!'
>>167080028
You really should stick to the discord or trash if you want to do this. I think that's where people are posting lewds nowadays
>>167080129
It was on purpose, and i already know that, my dear anon.
>>167080197
Well stop. At the very least you're giving dadfags a bad reputation
>>167080384
Sorry.
>>167080384
>Other people post lewds of their characters
>Nobody gives them shit
>Dadfag posts lewds of asgore
>This is giving them a bad reputation
>>167080950
It's Sorielfag falseflagging. Report and hide.
>>167080950
I also called out Cry in this very thread
>>167080950
>>Nobody gives them shit
how to spot the new
>>167080950
Why do you think goat and fishposters moved to trash?
The dadposters refuse to do it even though it would be clearly appropriate at this point and just continue to do it here. 'As a joke' or something like that.
>>167081943
This would be a lot more convincing if you didn't throw everyone into a single group to bitch at. Just tell the person who is posting lewds to knock it off instead of trying to attack an entire group
That's what I was trying to do
>>167080950
>giving a shit about other people's shit unless it's good shit
You are not a shitoisseur
You are a plebe
>
>>167081753
I guess I'm just in a fever dream where nobody cares about Undyne, Muffet, and other miscellaneous fremale lewds being posted.
>>167082159
>>167076764
>>167076353
i want to see mkid wearing this and nothing else
>>167082235
This is still one of my absolute favorite Undertale images.
>>167082257
Cry already did that yesterday.
>>167082214
Maybe it has something to do with those not getting mainly posted just as a slow trickle without anything to go with it where it's obvious that the poster just wants to indulge himself or maybe with another fan as well as annoy most others.
That sort of posting is what /trash/ is for.
>>167082257
Thank Cry.
>>167082442
dude fuck off
Just tell the poster in question to knock if off without trying to chase off every single member in that group or you know just report them to the mods and let them do their job instead of back seat modding?
>>167082537
>or you know just report them to the mods and let them do their job instead of back seat modding?
but then they can't bitch and derail the thread!
>>167082442
Does the Emperor know you're playing Inquisitor again?
>>167082537
It's fucking Soriel. Trying to drive out posters is one of his MOs.
Post your favorites
>>167082445
Getting expressive.
If you want criticism, keep working on the snoot and arm shape and proportions. Though it's mostly fine here you'll usually want to make sure the eyes are in the middle of the head, not too up. Helps a lot with making the characters not look derpy.
http://www.artyfactory.com/portraits/pencil-portraits/images/proportions_of_a_head_2.GIF
>>167082810
>>167082726
But that's what they are doing.
Hey or what not
>>167082810
ayy
>>167082810
>>167082537
It's not a question of moderation but shitposting.
>>167082645
Let's blame the people who get upset about the problem instead of suggesting the people who cause the problem to fix it. Yes, that'll work.
>>167082810
>>167082810
Oh, favorite(s), I see
>>167082810
As you wish!
>>167082810
How many of them?
>>167082810
>>167082981
Are you illiterate? No one is saying that they want people to be spamming lewds. People are telling you to stop saying that x-fags need to fuck off and that you should just report them instead of trying to back seat mod.
4chan has mods whose entire job is to moderate. You aren't a mod
>>167082810
You better make this up during the textposting, you hear?
>>167082903
And unfortunately being successful at it, I haven't seen a contentfag in weeks
>>167083140
>Are you illiterate?
You are if you somehow read
>/trash/posting belongis to /trash/
as
>saying that x-fags need to fuck off
>>167083231
Pumpkin and Cry were here yesterday so I'd say the waifu/husbandoposting hasn't entirely killed us yet.
>>167083107
Cute! CUTE!
>>167082810
>>167083276
>you will never be this retarded and miss the point of what people are saying this hard
Well that feels good at least
>>167083336He's pretending to be.
>>167083372
well i'm done responding to him either way
>>167083336
Oh the irony.
>>167083372
>pretending
>>167083276
This. It doesn't matter who posts here, what you post matters.
People don't hate dadfags, but they hate it when they do here what others do on /trash/.
falseflagger is here, again?
>>167083510
just report them
>>167083539
yeah
>>167083539
And here. We. Go.
Undertale
>>167083539
Fucking retard.
gotcha
Have you ever considered that there might be multiple shitposters rather than the same boogeyman every time?
>>167083618
Oh yeah, falseflagger is fucking retard.
>>167083276
blookanon? collageanon? writefags?
have pumpkin and cry become our last bastion?
>>167083704
People like being victims.
>>167083704
We know that the mexican shitposter who killed the Morenatsu threads lurks here.And just like those threads, these threads will soon die.
>>167083714
You're enabling him.
>>167083726
Them is already here, also mspg.
>>167083726
>forgetting the Purple Flame Dancing on the Graves of His Foes
>>167083790
>these threads will soon die.
hi soriel
>>167083704
that all get banned, take breaks, go to sleep and wake up at the same time?
I know this is off-topic, but damn I really like Undertale. What do you guys think about it?
Post 'em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwmr2yrb4i0
>>167083836
And that's why the baited are worse than the baiters.
Look at the thread now and think who posted what or what effect that had.
>>167083794
>You're enabling him.
Agh. Ok. Sorry.
>>167083916
if one of them gets banned then that's the proof you need
soriel has vpn
>>167083942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94
Hey UTG.
>>167064527
Would be good.
>>167083942
I don't know why this came into my head just before you asked but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSNPpssruFY
>>167083948
I still don't understand why hes black in this AU
>>167083942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeAAi7jWOl8
it's not good either way is it
>>167082810
The next thread better not be shit when I get home tonight
>>167083942
Last thread got me in the mood for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsT3liqgQsA(again)
>>167084083
>Would be good.
Yeah - I had that idea in my head for a while now.
Shame that it's probably not gonna happen...
I want a comic where Mettaton tries to make Undyne act more feminine to impress Alphys.
>>167084706
But Alphys doesn't care about Undyne acting feminine.
>>167084706
And later Undyne tries to make Mtt act more manly.
>>167084706
Isn't it Alphys who's supposed to be more girly.
Just because they're both girls doesn't mean they both want each other as girly.
Ma chérie
>>167084778
Yes, but we could have Undyne thinking Alphys likes more feminine girls and panicking.
Time to write Asriel getting gangbanged
What should be the initial premise?
Just boredom?
>>167084871
Asriel doesn't have any money and Asgore cut him off (because Toriel told him to) so hes whoring himself out
How great would it be to have Undyne teaching Mettaton how to be manlier?
>>167084452
cute kittybot.
>>167084871
Shotagotebro come to town square and shout "you faggot subjects please me now now now!!!" and all from kingdom arrive for shotagotebro's pleasure
>>167084871
Asriel goes for anon thinking he's an easy target, but anon has friends instead and Asriel is trapped.
idk
>>167084410
These threads go in cycles
>>167085067
Got more if you want.
>>167084706
Undyne is already very feminine and girly and timid and weak, a side she shows to her one true love, me
>>167085436
>a side she shows to her one true love, me
Excuse me sir, but I'm her one true love
>>167085297
Have a doggybot too, on me
I love Metta animals
Hey kid, wanna buy some determination?
>>167085715
underchav when?
>>167085672
Bunnybot.I have a lot of metta animals thanks to that one anon that posted imgur album with like 200 of those.
>>167085715
Liquid or crystal?
>>167085627
I'll dig your teeth out of your head with my bare hands you lizardfaced shitstain
>>167085907
Baby spider form
>>167085957
I'd like to see you try. You're all talk, no bite, you weakling.
I'll impale your bitch ass with a spear to impress my beloved Undyne
>>167086231
>>167085957
I'm gonna make a hell of a show with that.
Fight, and the ratings will be at all time high.
Everyone will want to see this.
>>167086231
When I'm done with you you'll have neither talk nor bite because your jaw will be out of your head and in my hands
Undyne is mine forever
for floweyfags
>3 least favorite characters
>3 least favorite characterfags
>>167086429
In your hands? I doubt it, because I'm gonna rip your arms off and beat the crap out of you with them
>Undyne is mine forever
Bullshit! I'm the only one worthy of her!
>>167086406
Let The Undyne Games begin!
>>167086619
Temmie
Alphys
So Sorry
Sansfags
"which characterfags do you hate"fags
Chara dindus
Oh god I haven't drawn Mettaton in forever. I'm gonna have to start practicing again.
>>167064527
I third this notion.
>>167083942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXn0cfXwvT8
There's something I really love about this guitar riff.
>>167082445
I like the expression and the pose. The hands are a lot better but you should move the left hand closer to the elbow of the right to make the pose more natural. The right hand would probably stick out a little under the left hand too on the other side.
I'm not gonna lie. You could cut diamond with his toes. They're too sharp and flat. Try drawing them without the nails for extra roundness. Imagine a sphere and then draw the nail in the middle of that instead of at the end of a line. I'd rethink the shading on the snoot. Looks kind of like a bruise. I think it's too dark.
>>167086471
dark flower hour?
>>167086471
Why does Asriel keep hurting himself?
>>167085872why, that's me!
here's a Mettabird
>>167086820
cute robot you got there
how do is be good for the image and see themselves well?
>>167087029
wat
>>167060009
Caretaker AU is a shining beacon in a sea of garbage.
>>167087312
>>167086639
The winner gets to keep the "Undying" title.
>>167086820
Another smug robot to my collection.
Thanks, darling.
>>167087006
Hello there!
>>167087029
Ummm...
Sorry?
>>167087454
*for my collection
God, i can't speak english today...
So are Botfags and Fishfags the new /soc/ posters?
>>167086471
What is wrong with this artist
>>167087416
are there any more edits like this?
>>167087672
Sure seems that way
>>167087768
>he doesn't know about uro
https://twitter.com/uro_uroco
have fun
>>167087859
I only made the one
>>167087416
Not today.
>>167087454
And it seems I did! I'm the Undying!
>>167087672
/soc/? I don't remember what that board is about, let me check...
>Cams and Meetups
A-anon... I don't... I...
I'm afraid you're mistaken!
>>167087312
it makes me want to kill myself
>>167088329
to be fair that's what finding people you like to talk with regularly usually leads to
>>167085872
Goddamn that's sexy as fuck, but I've already fapped twice today
>>167087006
Thanks!
>>167087454
You're welcome.
>>167088398
>that's what finding people you like to talk with regularly usually leads to
In all honesty, I've never done it and I have no intention of ever doing it. I'm sure most people here are great and super fun to have around irl, but I keep 4chan stuff inside 4chan.That's just me though, I have nothing against people who see other anons outside of threads, it's just not my cup of tea
>>167088695
Third time's a charm
>>167087672
Perhaps.
>>167084706
She can do that herself, but MTT wants to butt in anyway.
https://twitter.com/ducknib/status/823551276717895680
>>167088646
Nice use of photoshop/Inspect element.
We all know Toby wouldn't/Doesn't give a shit about Mspg, or any of us.
>>167087672
>>167088329
>>167088398
>/soc/
Nope.
I mean - i wouldn't mind talking with someone from /utg/ outside of this general (it happened already) but, ummm...
Anywhere but /soc/
>>167088695I bet you could go one more time...
>>167088646
It's canon.
>>167088790
>photoshop
We don't need your fancy-shmancy faggot art tools here, sissy. We use good old American Microsoft Paint.
>>167088695
>He's only able to fap twice
Wimp.
>>167088939
>>167088695
>He faps
Degenerates.
Drink your tea anon
>>167089009
>He
Rapist.
>>167089028
i dont like tea
>>167089028
I'll make some if I still have scotch.
>>167089137
Drink.
Your.
Tea.
>>167089028
I do. Golden flower is ok.
>>167089049
va fangool you moulinyan.
>>167089186
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD
>>167089028
As long as it's not Mulberry tea. Yuck.
>>167089028
Coffee>Tea
>>167089269
should have drunk you tea when you had the chance, boy
>>167089028
No, thanks - tea won't get me through the night.
>>167089313
thank you, im finally free from this hell
>>167089223
>>167089172
good!
>>167089302
>not drinking Coffee Tea
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_tea
>>167089316
Sounds like someone needs a good hug
>>167089452
but anon, he was just making a strawberry jam sandwich! Its just that trying to use his trident to spread the jam was a bad idea
Howdy, utg! How has you Tuesday gone? Do anything interesting today?
>>167089529
so im still stuck here? damn you asgore, kill me! KILL ME!
>>167089734
He'll hug you instead
>>167089690
It's been particularly disinteresting.
I think I'm just gonna get on that tea now.
>>167089690
It's been a great tuesday so far! I could relax and the weather isn't as cold as usual, feels nice.
I might go out with friends later. We gotta make plans for Carnival and stuff.
How are you doing?
>>167089852
i dont need a hug! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS!!!
>>167089313
can you take care of this tea hater as well while you're at it
please
>>167089690
I played Baldurs Gater all morning
>>167089929
What if heheld your handinstead?
Realistically though how would you get Asgore to trident you?
>>167090083
Ask him to have sex with you and then do it without proper stretching
>>167089995
i dont like guys in my personal space so i'll politely decline the offerAND KILL ME YOU OAF
How would YOU get Alphys expelled from school after she made you get in trouble just because you stole her lunch money and replaced her juice with milk while knowing she was lactose intolerant?
>>167090158
oh okay but at least let him buy you some ice cream so you feel better
>>167090167
claim that you caught her peaking into the boys locker room
>>167089734*You tell Asgore he already killed you 6 times*His breathing gets funny for a moment
>>167089529
>Sounds like someone needs a good hug
Yeah...
>>167089690
It's fine. I'm trying to take it easy after that marathon yesterday.
How about you, goatmom?
>>167090283
ice cream wont help the situation dad! you dont understand me
Any Lizards in here?
>>167090396
>>167089690
Worked on the coin collection a bit, and bought some shoe polish for my grandfather's old army boots.
>>167090412
here take this one >>167090460
>>167087859
>>167088012
for you
>>167090412
sup
>>167089690
Eating soon, need to study, and hope to figure out some investments soon.
>>167090586
Yes good
>>167090396
what about some cake?
AU where everyone needs a haircut
>>167091081
>needs
long hair is the best
>>167091230
Who /longhair/ here?
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>167089878
Aw sorry to hear that. What tea are you drinking?
>>167089886
Good for you anon! I can complain, just finishing up some work then I'm heading home
>>167089995
>Baldurs gate
A man of great tastes
>>167090320
I'm good! You ran a marathon? That's pretty hardcore anon! How did you do?
>>167090537
What war did he fight in?
>>167090821
Ah investments. I wish you luck.
>>167091312
>tfw now won't be cutting my hair for 2 more years because brother's prison sentence is extended
>>167090147
>Ask him to have sex with you
I don't think this would work either.
>>167091312
me, ive been keeping it in a ponytail for weeks now
>>167091312
I'm a disgusting faggot so pretty much. Fuck paying barber or something.
>>167091378
Earl Gray whenever I can. Rooibos if I try to avoid insomnia. Which is pointless because I get it anyways.
>>167091312
I need a hair cut
>>167091378
Its my all time favorite game
>>167091378
>just finishing up some work then I'm heading home
I hope you're not posting at work!
>>167091347
I absolutely agree with this statement. The spider is, indeed, a cute
>>167091378
Hah, sorry.
I didn't mean a literal marathon.
I just had to stay all night and now i'm just in this zombie-like state.
>>167091654
Same here, but i don't want to cut it too much and i just hate going to a barber.
D E A D
>>167091563
Earl Gray's a nice tea! I really like anything with pomegranate in it
>>167091659
>I hope you're not posting at work
Iam. However, my job works a little differently. Our schedules are dictated on appointments, so theres some downtime in between each client.
>>167091815
Oh kek. Well I wish you a speedy recovery!
>>167092540
I genuinely wish it was me instead of the thread. Too bad it's not a tradeoff I could make.
>>167089690
Nothing interesting yet, but I'm going to give drawing another go later.
>>167091659
Of course. It's as clear as day. She's the most adorable spider!
>>167092725
dont worry brother i feel the same way
why are Sansfags suicidal
>>167092996
>why are Sansfags suicidal
Not only Sansfags...
>>167092996
Because Genocide!sans is just like them
Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
>>167092996
because they have no gf
>>167093172
I don't want a damn gf and never did
I just want to die or maybe become so crazy that I don't care or understand about anything at all anymore
>>167093315
geez pal thats heavy
>>167091312
Getting there, barely. I've parted my hair most of my life so it still wants to got that way.
>>167091378
He wasn't deployed, but he volunteered for the 82nd airborne during Korea. He's not doing that well but overall he's been tough.
>>167093503
that's life
sorry I'll go now and drain myself into some vidya instead of whining here
>>167091378
>Investments. I wish you luck.
Thanks, I think right now it comes down to putting more into stock in the IRA as a risky choice, or maybe a combo of CDs/cash in a safe deposit box on the other hand. If I knew how to use bitcoin that would be something.
>>167093726
have fun man, hope you feel better in the future
>>167092580As long as there's no risk of losing your job it's okay I guess. You're a nice fella, I wouldn't want you to lose your job over a Taiwanese basket-waving imageboard
>>167093123
>Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
That's how sans always is.
>>167093726
>instead of whining here
Darling - you can whine as much as you want if it makes you feel any better.
This thread is pretty slow so a little bit of blogposting won't hurt anyone
welcome to the family son
>>167094345
>not "my wife's son"
you had one job, anon...
>>167092996
Why did Sans walk up to that homeless lizard woman on the side of the street with a five dollar bill in his hand before taking her money jar and shooting her dead when she tried to get it back, getting off scot-free because it was self-defence
>>167094505
Its a RE7 reference you dumb /pol/tard
>>167094505
that aint the line boy
>>167094668
Relax - i know it's what Jack says in re7.
>>167093864Nah, theres not. It literally just waiting for the next client to get here. Thanks for the concern though =)
would you sing with your monster friends?
>>167095082
no but good taste in karaoke japanese dude
>>167095082
*Heck yes.
>>167095082
Totally.
>>167095082
No but I'd play the keyboard if there was a place for it.
GUYS!
>>167092996
but asrielfags are the ones who have actually killed themselves
is it too late to post my favorite
>>167096315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM
>>167096315
Anon, please...
Post anything!
>>167096315
yes
I'm working on an Undertale AU called 'Animetale' where all the characters represent a popular Anime. What anime would each of them fit based on their personalities?
>>167096562
>>167096408
excellent
>>167096441
ok i just got here. thread sleeping or something?
question then, would your favorite like your favorite food?
>>167096315
Never too late! In fact, I'll do the same!
>>167072275
I prefer mettaton x jenny (xj9 from my life as a teenage robot)
>>167096639
probably, sans seems like a takis kind of guy
>>167096639
I noticed an inconsistency with that picture: Gaster is in the front, but his hnd is waaaaay in the back with Grillby. It's like he has floating hands or something. It's not a new concept, but the artist made Gaster look like his limbs were connected.
>>167096639
>thread sleeping or something?
It's unusually slow for this hour.
>would your favorite like your favorite food?
Well - he's usually wearing it so...
Yeah.And yes - I know that some of you are getting sick of this picture but i just love it too much.
...
>>167095082
No because I feel awkward about singing and there is no point
>>167097031
I've seen some pictures where gaster's hands are connected but he has several 'magic' floating ones around doing his bidding.
>>167096620
Just make up some animes that really resemble real animes so you can twist them around as needed to fit the characters as well as possible.
>>167097262
kissu
>>167097327
this. fuck actual anime, unless this AU is an over the top parody, this just can't be good.
>>167097502
>>167096315
>>167096441
>>167096679
I'll post my favorite too, because why not.
>>167097591
bye cutie
>>167097617
ew mad dummy is gross
>>167097704
oh
>>167096315
posting our favorite?
don't post anything at all
>>167097901
HA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51t1OsPSdBc
>>167097901
But we would die if we don't post!
>>167097901
nuo
fcuk yuo
>>167097809
sorry baby, your shy friend is more my type
>>167097836
TINY CHARA
>>167097901
Gotcha
I won't post anything at all
>>167097836
More fresh King, please.
im going to improve myself today
even just a little
papyrus rules
>>167097836
>>167096639
Where's Flowey/Asriel in the picture?
It's strange seeing the main cast with minor characters like moldsmal and yet Flowey's missing.
>>167098072
I don't remember if I ever posted this here or only on the discord
>>167098121
sans drools
>>167098121
and don't ever forget it or else i'llhave to remind you in a polite way.
>>167098167
i also noticed asgore was missing. sad but i still like the picture for including a lot of minor characters.
>>167098102
I've stopped caring about improving myself.
>>167098184
First time see this art. Thanks!
>>167098208
>>167096315
I find the recent lack of fish... disturbing.(Sorry, Mettaton - I have to fix that.)
>>167098102
That's the spirit!Are you that >>167031978 anon from previous thread?
>>167098121
If you kill most everyone, yes.
What about Peetale? The Undertale AU where all the characters need to pee. From Sans and Papyrus competing in a pee holding contest, to Alphys being too shy to ask for a bathroom break during a date with Undyne, to Mettaton crossing his fabulous legs desperately during a 4 hours show.
>>167098301
no! its fine that you do! it just rhymes!
>>167098261
im doing it for my fav
they would care
>>167098302
yes that is me
>>167098102
Go anon! We believe in you!And whenever you need some support, we'll be here for you, alright?
>>167098261
You shouldn't stop caring!
>>167098302
>I find the recent lack of fish... disturbing.BOO!Did I spook you?
>>167098370
Robots and skeletons don't have bladders. Alphys has a catheter.
Just finished the game for the first time yesterday and today (neutral and pacifist)...
I've missed out, jesus christ it is good.
>>167098446Now kill them.
>>167098446welcome to the family son
>>167098446
im glad you enjoyed it and nice to see people still picking up the game after so long that it's been out.
>>167098446
What was your favorite part?
Do you have a favorite character?
>>167098370
The home of Pissy!Sans whose tragic backstory makes everyone always have to pee and he works fifty jobs to pay for Papyrus's diapers while crying ecto urine tears
>>167098370
I wonder if all monsters use the bathroom excuse or if it's an in-joke between Papyrus and friends.
>>167098446
Yeah, it's one of those games that sticks with you, and it has all sorts of little secrets you missed.
>>167098406
That's good.
You know where to go when you need to talk to someone.
>>167098410You kinda did.
>>167098446
Hey - it's always nice to see someone new here.
Have fun!And if you want - share your experiences.
>>167098446
Fill this out
>>167098443
I know, but just as I said, this is an Alternate Universe. Everything is possible.
>>167098521
n-no
>>167098550
>>167098562
>>167098749
>>167098824
ty my dudes
>>167098592
papyrus and mettaton, i laughed in every scene of theirs
>>167096639
Yeah, I mean who doesn't like burritos? You can put anything on/in them.
>>167098397
he's real sensitive about it, look what you've done
>>167098896
>papyrus and mettaton
Noice.
Ok - 7 pictures to go and around 30 posts.Roll call?
>>167098896
were you spoiled on most of the game or did you go in blind?
>>167098634
>The home of Pissy!Sans whose tragic backstory makes everyone always have to pee and he works fifty jobs to pay for Papyrus's diapers while crying ecto urine tears
I'd imagine Pissy Sans' backstory might be something full of water in order to make everyone need to pee. Also, in this AU, Waterfall has the special powers of making anyone who listens to it need to pee.
What is Mettaton 's backstory in this AU?
>>167098947
poor guy, i didnt mean for it to be hurtful. lets go to grillbys, im buying
>>167090412
I love lizardsBut I'm not one
>>167098945
sans burrito
>>167099045
No, let's post more Papyrus and Mettaton.
>>167098945
i dont like tortillas unless theyre in chip forme
>>167099045
asgorefag
>>167099045
Fish.
>>167099045
skelefag present
>>167099167
no way, you just want to watch him drool over burgers and laugh at him, you big bully
>>167099045
Fishfag!
>>167099206
Can do.
>>167099321
>>167099369
>>167099383
Ok then - roll call.
What are you listening, watching, drinking
>Botfag
>Caravan palace - black betty
>pepsi twist
>>167099045
pap
>>167099045
Dadfag
>>167099470
well I was that dadfag
>listening to
a podcast
>drink
Ice water
>>167099392
what?! no! i want to have a good time with my pal sans at his favorite bar/grill establishment
>>167099045
Chara
>>167099470
>listnen watchin drinkin
nothing atm im busy on stuff
Reminder that Sans met the Pope
new thread when
>>167099045
Muffetfag checking in.
Onederdirection is the AU where Sans and Papyrus form a boyband.
>>167099785
never, just let me die
>>167099045
31.4k botfag here
>>167099568
if you're really his pal, you'll pay off his entire tab
>>167099178
Then maybe you'll like thislewd lizardhttp://img.rule34.xxx//images/2093/1a8788a14edf2b95e5d1a996c267a5c2447a0440.png?2268523
>>167099904
listen buddy im his friend not a millionaire, cool it
>>167099932
I like it!
>>167098410
>You shouldn't stop caring!
I know that but it's hard to care.
>>167099979
eh, it was worth a shot
time for him to resume his search for a sugar mama
>>167100323
if he finds one ask him if she has a sugar mama friend for me
>>167100231
Do it for your fave, anon. Set small goals, something easy at first and go bit by bit