GSL Code S 1d 21h
*farts on this thread ruining it forever*
okay carriers are pretty based
seulgi
i was just walking around
doing no wrong
next i knew i was surrounded by a pack of wild _________
>>166989039
feet
*steals that guys opinions*
so now theres two idiots lol
>>166989508
shut up dork
>>166989597
dork
i wanna have ___ with seulgi
>>166989508
>>166989567
>>166989597
>>166989603
>>166989641
>>166989661
>>166989737
>>166989860
>>166989880
>>166989914
>>166989931
>>166989957
idiots
first of all
just an fyi, the code s event in 1d 20h is the group selection
shut the fuck up everyone i dont even give a shit
just shut the fuck up
>>166990165
im actually a deaf-mute im using look to type right now
SNIS-786
i smell like sour pee
>>166990825
+1
just fapped to seulgi :3
>>166990524
>>166991723
its not
where the FUCK do you live
>>166990905
omo...
yankee doodle doo!
i'd like to yankee doodle your dandy
innovation please marry me
>>166992604
we grew out of video games and spend our days reading now
>>166992642
~_~
>>166992642
hot big tit...
speaking of ow, i was gifted it here and have like 180 hours in it. (You) said i'll drop it after 10 hours
no i didn't
flippy...
>>166993065
good tweet i like it 2bh
>>166993065
>"dudes"
what did he mean by this?
>>166993065
are you a baddie ;)
>>166993065
a god
>>166993156
didn't one of them already rape someone lol
>>166993156
>worse
yeah nothing worse than prioritizing your own people over future job offers
im a bad "dude"
:\
gook
pence?
id suck sickziis d*ck desu
that cute croatian femboy
>trump won't stop doing what he said he would
STOP
YOU HAVE TO STOP
>>166995121
?
hes not building a wall and mexico already has said no
he walked out on like 80 percent on what he has said already and hes been in office for like a week
drumpf is a moron
>>166995283
i thought he was building the wall
>>166995592
what about the saudi oil goatfuckers
:O
>>166995714
the smell...
more like one poop
we're all watching undisputed right now
>>166995974
is it any good? any waifus?
>>166996182
confirmed for shit
how ya doin and im gonna keep it movin
-shannon sharpe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN8JhcutUBQ
yeah
not really
im not a freakin jew
*shows foreskin*
>>166996547
+1
im not a bitch
putting plywood over ym windows was one of the greatest ideas ive ever had
its 1030am but looks like 1030pm!
>>166997830
with a cold one!
>>166997887
"first poster to reply to this is gay"
I ran it up with the same niggas
Get that money and stay with the same niggas
I know that money can change niggas
They don't look at you like you the same nigga
I just hope I can remain humble
ah.. a new day...
>>166998165
based
>>166998052
you should get your life removed for getting a tattoo in the firat place
>>166998262
its my kids names...
>>166998165
write scv on paper and post next to that
i need a wife and a job and kids. imagine how much more satisfying life would be.
i'll (You) whomever i want you dirty stinker
dear momma
soyu butt~
penisu
howdy scv
im dead inside
one of my old friends is up to date with one piece
he used to be a furryfag and narutard which should tell you all you need to know about one piece
also terran is not op
just protoss babies whining
cool story bro
(its not)
nah
>>167000273
that sounds extremely gay. are you sure you're not gay?
so your not gay your sexuality has just been irreparably damaged by internet porn
8====D how does this make you feel
>>167000767
perhaps you should go out and get a second or third opinion on the matter. right now, you sound like a gigantic faggot. just sayin
banelings
me? i'm more of a gook man
When the match fixing scandal happened, he was 19 and like most teenagers, he was probably stupid and unwise.
The circumstances are unknown, i.e it is possible that the betting ring is organized by some sort of mafia and that he might have been threatened if he did not comply.
Even if he has done it for the money, it is rumored that he had a gambling addiction; for which he probably should have gotten treatment (which is harder than to simply discredit him)
Also, it is for example possible that he may be autistic and he might have not understood fully what has been happening. But generally, a teenager like this without school, with loads of money and spending, probably without much help (esp. KeSPA’s treatment) lacking this sort of moral compass is bound to happen.
Many sportsmen/players have been banned for much worse actions — doping, cheating, violence, etc. while then given second chance. For example David Millar or Dwain Chambers.
In poker, people like Justin Bonomo or Sorel Mizzi won money from other people by cheating, which is probably even worse, and even they have redeemed themselves.
All these terrible things, like doping, cheating, or matchfixing, should be talked about, investigated, and properly known. It’s a right thing that XX(armstrong?) had the stage to explain what happened, apologized himself, and acted as an ambassador against it. And when he cheated, he was fully conscious of his actions while Life a teenager addicted to gambling.
However, compared to someone like Lance Armstrong, the details about Life’s scandal are completely unknown. Everyone acts like nothing has happened and he has never existed. I’m pretty sure that since the incident he has never been mentioned in GSL/SSL/ProLeague. I think that only once Rotterdam mentioned him last Blizzcon. Of course while watching ESPN or whatever sports broadcasts, there is no shame of discussing something like this.
woah....words
pol has become a continuous pile of hwndu and trump dick sucking shit pile
so thats another thing I used to like gone... sigh...
maybe I'll die in my sleep today...
pol has the most newfags of any board that isnt b
trump is a god tho
>>167002009
word
i should really exercise today
probably not gonna do it tho
got banned again
whatd you post
something about a certain president being based
janitard needs to get punched in the neck until he dies lol
word
what a god
https://twitter.com/Poltsc2/status/826077856086134787
>>167003846
he doesn't tweet anything in korean
hes like a reverse koreaboo
at least his gf is gook but shes probably a retard asian anerican
those are worse than wgirls
if youve ever spent more than 20 minutes on pol youd realize tons of trump supports are operating on the same level of cognitive dissonance. falling into the left/right paradigm is a joke
>>167004418
yeah ive started noticing the exact same behaviours on both sides recently
guess ill just stick to my opinion and avoid any kind of political media because it's all cancer
noun: dross
something regarded as worthless; rubbish.
TIL
>>167004791
cringe
yes of course MY TEAM always knows best and those OTHER GUYS are all delusional
>>167004521
telling people at my job that I don't watch big hollywood movies was one the biggest mistake i've ever made
i think they took it as some kind of signaling because they've been avoiding me more since and give me weird looks from time to time
>>167005085
yeah im sure thats the reason
really not enjoying that one passive aggressive poster
>>167005157
i legit think it is
i 100% pass as a normie otherwise but the movie thing was a big slip up
>>167005264
yeah that makes sense
>normie
only garfields unironically use the word normie
the normal ego!
>>167005410
keep on fighting the good social justice fight brother
>>167005510
fricken jon is so stupid
like odie but a human
thanks for being here to remind everyone that there is a worse general on /vg/ than them
>>167005582
do you also lose deb8s with infowars lunatics
found the elroy
why do stupid normies keep joking about how we can't visit the us anymore
why don't these retards understand that he has nothing against whites
>>167005971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23FnhrdLL1g
hes not our guy
sure he fucked up destiny but even a couple of scvs could probably do that
i didnt know *rips a big one* ahhhhh
now where was i....
im just glad our great friend & ally saudi arabia isnt on the list. sure a bunch of the 9/11 hijackers were saudi nationals but #NotAllArabians am i right
gimme the nuclear button i dare you I DARE YOU
>>167006227
there is no war in saudi arabia and no real isis activity
i actually had a dream last night where i was watching tv and it was interrupted with an emergency broadcast that america was at war with russia and to expect missiles to rain down shortly. i got in my car and tried to drive out of the city but it broke down
>>167006481
lol
https://twitter.com/OmniDestiny/status/826125597990600706
BTFO
>>167006626
>the US is a black man
obviously
our, dare i say it, guy
*opens the borders on my tropico island*
wow look at that my economy is booming
those 10% of employable refugees must be a boon to germanys economy...
they could get jobs farming papayas like diego herdandez, 37 year old immigrant from el salvador, does on my island
yes quality german papayas...
if they're not too busy raping schoolgirls...
idiot poltards
i want to marry an immigrant like trump did
hopefully he'll ban them from life soon...
hopefully i'll be banned from life soon
i think i made a friend today...
a rl friend...
my first one in 11 years...
>>167008429
~___~
>>167008489
perfect~~!
>>167008429
how is it like...
>>167008429
based
hwa...
https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/5qzkxq/10_years_ago_in_sw_keep_i_was_asked_for_9g_by/
WE ARE SAVED
>>167008847
damn thats weird
I introduced my sister to the boy I was flirting with casually in game as " you need to flirt with this it because he's cute and I'm married and can't flirt more than I am now."
They met 3 months later when our guild had a meet and greet and moved in 3 months after that.
They've been married 6 years now and together for 8.
He's now my brothers and my best friend, we all game and travel together and have a blast.
Thanks wow for completing my family <3
>>167008524
i'm really excited and scared i might fudge it up...
https://twitter.com/OmniDestiny/status/826136361287745536
a god...
oh they added a nudity section to steam
my my my
sickzii how was work today ^_^
>>167010457
good good
>>167010527
good to know :D
sickzii never replies to me...
*patiently waits for someone to notice me*
*patiently waits until nuclear weapons are ubiquitous enough for any disgruntled individual to launch them*
>>167010926
*replies to you*
>>167011037
>///<"
>>167011082
put that away freak....
*patiently waits for my post timer to reach 0*
>>167011187
uhg i HATE that
especially when i got something really freakin important to post....
>Australian teen denied visa for space camp in US because his parents are from Iran
trumpkins are actually supportive of this lol
>>167011295
word
only five and a half hours until drinking time... guess i should order some 'zah
*posts on desktop*
*posts on phone*
*posts on phone with 4g data to complete my trifecta*
heh...
you guys sure are hilarious :)
do Asian men have a negative view of white men/Asian women couples the same way white dudes have for black man/white women couples?
>>167012814
yeah
i wish i had a platonic male companion
>>167013052
stretch
>>167012814
everyone does
>>167013164
yes
>>167013452
would you be a stay at home dad?
*sees cute wgirl on twitter*
*clicks profile*
*its all retweets of trump news articles*
ugh..
she'll smell it...
cmon lorena hurry up...
it's in the oven...
>>167012697
lol
terry is delivering it..
>>167015519
uh what is this shit they only hire girls?
>>167015519
don't forget to tip lol
terry is a dudes name
>>167014612
Why didnt you change it to the jamaican one
rofl dude, rofl
>According to Spengler, the Western world is ending and we are witnessing the last season—"winter time"—of Faustian Civilization. In Spengler's depiction, Western Man is a proud but tragic figure because, while he strives and creates, he secretly knows the actual goal will never be reached.
>Faust is the protagonist of a classic German legend. He is a scholar who is highly successful yet dissatisfied with his life, which leads him to make a pact with the Devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures. The Faust legend has been the basis for many literary, artistic, cinematic, and musical works that have reinterpreted it through the ages. "Faust" and the adjective "Faustian" imply a situation in which an ambitious person surrenders moral integrity in order to achieve power and success for a delimited term.
hmmm...
im making a faustian post rn.
what kind of nair should i use for my butthole....
decline on this
*grabs crotch*
>>167016378
what a faust thing to say
eh.. this 'zah is a bit too faustian..
you idiots are using it all wrong! idiots!
first of all im not a faust
faust dont touch my lasagna
>>167016183
woah...thats kind of kafkaesque
faustook
ugh, what a faust monday im having
dont faust me bro!
*faustians*
faust break:
https://youtu.be/hh0yEHedLP0
doors...
faust this
*grabs faust*
somone post the faust nudes, please.
>>167017089
i hate that dude so much. it isn't even his country
didnt know they had disco balls way back when
>>167017193
robert "dreamhack guy" ohlen and redeye are the worst
i'm going to read how to make friends and influence people and then brainwash people into being my friends
>>167017301
my dude got an internet browser in the corner of his room
>>167017301
me on the left
>>167017397
fuck that dale carnegie faggot
https://youtu.be/8SwuoDtplfU
>>167017546
elroy's on the right
>>167017735
word, i want to give her my gorilla dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jha6SvVLXjU
*thinks*
oh look, another youtuber uploaded a video of resident evil 7 *thinks*
i can hold your hand if youre scared anon.....
gookgi
milkies....
@_@
>>167019307
this is the ugliest collection of things i have ever seen in my life
>>167019363
If you want to see a collection of really ugly things you should grab a couple mirrors.
>>167019929
what's wrong with mirrors :<
>>167020107
maybe that guy is a vampire and just hates mirrors
*awkwardly closes 23 incognito mode tabs*
*spends 10 hours finding fap material and then fapping*
*deletes 2tb porn collection in disgust*
Distance yourself from negativity.
*becomes negative infinity*
you gots to look insiiiid yourself. positate the negative! when life throws pies atcha, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade
>>167021825
im calling the police
>>167021825
>when life throws
>>167022140
the stairs in this building have been burned down by termites....looks like im gonna have to jump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM
ugh i cant even bench 125 anymore. i used to be able to do like 5 reps
>>167021505
this is literally my life
and i want to stop
but i cant
JP @itmeJP 5 minutes ago
More
alright, since Twitch is fucked at the moment just going to cancel the stream for today since its day off anyways
take @aureylian on a date
>>167023902
shes cute but she has a kid
i fucked up an old knee injury doing heavy squats
i whey ~155
whey proteins
i need to gain like 20-30lbs because im really underweight for my height
i want to die
oh goooooooooood for you
found a nice new general bye losers
yeah i pray
looks like it's just me and you now. *leaves*
im fat please dont make me post my weight....
how to lost some fat...
for honor y/n
>>167027902
sorry, i'm out
h-hello???
not much what's up with you
i learned everything i know about socializing from anime (has no friends)
>>167031243
omae...
qipao...
ENOUGH with the nip babble
I based my personality on heero from gundam wing and now I have no friends and everyone I've ever loved is dead...
i based my personality on naruto from naruto and now im the president of the united states. believe it!
>>167031689
based
i based my personality on kircheis from logh and now im dead
song name?
if i cant fall back asleep in 30 minutes im getting out of bed and ordering food so i dont have to eat more peanut butter and moldy bread
signing out
>tfw chilly
i based my personality on pikachu from pokemon and now im legally retarded and receiving disability money from the government
how do i get some of that tard money
>>167032269
don't post this paedo shit here
how do i make a meme
pray to the LORD for guidance
that guy who threw an autistic fit because he couldnt deal with reee being from r9k lol
I kept thinking bad thoughts about myself and having convulsions remembering embarrassing things that happened in the past
time to get out of bed!
ive never even played starcraft i just come here to shitpost
^word
homo....
hello, i am back and ready to be posting with my friends, the scvees!
just be urself bro
go to the doctor and do whatever chris-chan would do
>>167033683
sounds like a shitty therapist
i need more information on what exactly 'anime rape fantasies' entail before i can make that judgement
its a pretty ambiguous term
i almost told my dad about my hentai rape fetish when i was like 10 but only went as far as saying i'm a pervert or something lol
he probably thought i was gay lol
my dad had smut mags in the house so he couldnt ever get on my case for 'bating cuz he was afraid id throw it back in his face
wasted that extra $45 per month wow...
lets go back to posting about tard money. i honestly couldnt give less of a fuck about this garfields internet bills
>>167033994
>>167034397
why is your mom paying for your internet?? o.O
>>167034342
wasnt too keen on that anyway. it was only amusing for about 5 minutes
>>167034647
boogied straight out of the thread...
thats the kind of wisdom you dont learn in college
should i become an hvac technician
i tried playing bw and went 1-6 :\
is therapy a meme
i tried playing brood war with my friend through iccup but it said our ping was too high even though we live in the same state.....
>>167035161
heck that im not autistic or competitive enough
>>167035161
lol. all the engineers I know are fucking miserable
>>167035245
you have to open ports or some shit like that
whoops would ya look at that, it's 13minutes past drinking time. better catch up
>>167035506
yeah and now he's dead
starcraft 2 at its peak was the most fun I've ever had in my life. I miss it
steve jobs died like 3 lifetimes ago
? this is the peak of starcraft 2!! idiot
>>167035672
this was the peak of starcraft
im lyfting instead of ubering tonite
>>167035672
ill 1v1 you on steppes or war right now
*pulls workers*
im coming for you kid
surprise i have already lifted off
*sucks your dick*
this tranny is competing in the wrong sport. should have went into boxing where she could wipe the floor with all the cis-females with her superior bone structure and muscle density
>>167036302
was fun to 4 gate zergs on close spawns
>>167036610
what about curling
>>167036610
what about mud wrestling...
>>167037061
+1
+1
-1
-1
-1
>>167037061
>eve muirhead
>>167033683
o_o
i wish r9k was back the way it was in 2008-2010 before underaged highschool memesters came in with all the pity party 'normies reee' bullshit. it used to be a community, now it's a giant chatroom where everything gets buried under an unending torrent of inane garbage
we like small chatrooms where you can actually chat without a dozen obnoxious retard hogging the entire conversation with low effort bait & regurgitated memes
So I just bought sc2 and have been lurking for about 2-3 thread
What happened here?
Excluding the time when GSL is on there's almost no sc2 discussion at all.
I need help with playing Zerg, is there a recommended build order or something?
we look literally insane irl here
>>167038024
elroy
>>167038078
elroy? Is he a youtuber or something?
I tried playing around with Terran and I think I'm kinda getting the hang of it. I played SC Brood War but that was long ago and I liked Protoss.
I just don't understand Zerg at all, how do I play it? Any pointer will be nice anon
thanks a lot god
*bows*
i feel like i cant be myself with this elroy hanging around
>>167038024
>What happened here?
pic related
check out this for some zerg build orders: http://lotv.spawningtool.com/build/zvx/
i havent laddered in years so i dont have any practical information for you except to make sure you are on top of injecting your hatcheries with queens
sweaty stinkers...
im gonna feel self conscious until this elroy boogies
kshit era was like over 5 years ago fucking newfag
As a complete outsider to this general, can someone explain to me wtf is going on here?
This thread is a trainwreck, and that's coming from a /csgog/ fag
>>167038172
barely anyone in these threads plays sc2 anymore mate sorry idk maybe if hotbigtit comes around he will give you a tip
zerg is mostly about managing your drone vs unit production and reacting to your enemy
the way to get ahead with zerg is to be as greedy as you can with drones and expansions without dying and then suddenly explode with a massive amount of units from your huge economy and production
so basically make drones and hatcheries until you think your opponent is getting ready to attack you, then start making units
basic rules of thumb: you should always be one base ahead of your terran or protoss opponent, have one queen per hatchery and don't miss any spawn larvae cycles, spend all your money and don't get supply blocked (as with all races)
hope that helps
>>167038692
be gone elroy
haha!
>>167038424
Whew thank you anon, any recommended build order for Terran and Protoss while you're at it?
So basically make as much Queens as possible is the go to play for Zerg?
I'll lurk around here but I hope this general can return to its heyday again. I thought I've seen the worse general but this is just something else
>>167038707
Yeah I pretty much doing fine with both Terran/Protoss but I can't get good with Zerg at all, thanks anon will keep that noted
phone
>>167035129
i won 2 more games of bw!
fax
real talk though
why don't you fags just move on to a better game like overwatch or dota or whatever until blizzard releases a sc3 and the hype comes back?
>>167038831
hey i started playing recently too, maybe we can do stuff together
can you make chatrooms or whatever in the client?
>>167038831
one queen per hatch and have the queen inject the hatch every ~40 seconds for extra larva. do what the other guy said and be as greedy as you can be without getting punished for it
you can select terran and protoss build orders at the top and also filter them by matchup
>I hope this general can return to its heyday again
made me laugh
@167039190
can you just leave forever thanks in advance
my offraces are like 1k mmr below my main race which is zerg
what about you guys
>>167038831
zerg macro uses different concepts than the other races, the other races are about muscle memory and continuous production and zerg is more about opportunity costs and timings, to put it really really simply, i hope that means anything to you
>>167039159
you dont wanna play with these guys trust me. i dont think they play anyway
>>167039269
>too beta to even (you)
i didnt know JP posted here
>>167039349
half of those things blow once you have them (except for the gf RIMSHOT)
not gonna give a bad poster the dopamine rush of seeing their post (you)'d
responding to phoners.... forgetting the value of a you.... these are hard times scvs.......
>>167039159
I only have Wings of Liberty since I got it cheap off walmart for $10 physical copy, yeah I'm going to get on later tonight. I don't know how to make that but if you make a room, name it /sc2g/ or somethig like that and I'll join you
>>167039190
I see, I've been trying to play Zerg even back in sc1 but I don't understand it at all when playing on MP.
We can always hope anon.
>>167039334
Opportunity is what I'm still not used to in sc2, but I'll play around with the build that the other anon posted above
˃test
>>167038831
>So basically make as much Queens as possible is the go to play for Zerg?
you want one queen to continuously inject each hatchery and like 2-3 more depending on the flow of the game for base defense and to give you creep tumors and transfusions (the latter helping your queen clump defend)
having trouble with harass -> make more queens. watch any zerg stream sometimes it really helps.
>>167039520
if youre new and trying to learn zerg i recommend 2 base roach ravager in every matchup except for zvz where you should just go lingbane
you should try and figure out how to do those builds organically first and then compare it to a real build order after the fact. thats what i did and it helped me understand what a good build needs
>>167039520
if you still got wol maybe you might want to check out this series of videos, they might be helpful to you. there are terran and protoss versions of it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux_nslpWqaE
>>167039912
lol i used to ask her for help with korean grammar stuff
then crank won my heart over
>>167039760
Thanks for the tip anon, I'm still quite slow for making those queen since I'm so used to Terran making building and such. Any recommended stream that I should watch?
>>167040007
Thanks anon, will check it out for reference. I just watch GSL but the pace they're playing is just too fast for me to get anything
one more response to the phoner and im getting janny
alright ill give you a freebie: watch a pro player and do what they do
>>167040754
temper tantrums
i'm no longer with her. trump is my guy
not orange enough
Is sc2 dead?
>>167041495
code s group selections later tonight!
>>167042846
That's lina merkalina
It's a girl(girl) unfortunately
assignment due in 2hrs....
speaking of destiny i wonder what that literal god is up to right now
.....are the elroys gone?
>>167043446
+1
>>167043520they lurk among us
imagine dating a billionaire...
500 million dollars... wow...
i want to sink myself inside of a vagina and indulge in its grace
>>167043446
+1
>>167044623
half is CTR shills
>>167044765
crash team racing is a pretty good game...
petty politics is so lame. people get invested in their stupid opinions and take things personally when you disagree with them
>>167045173
wrong
my opinion doesnt matter so i dont have one at all
just along for the ride xD
its gay that his twitch chat raids everywhere
thats the gayest part about it
wtf i would stop and call 911!!!!!
911 is a joke dont dial it
>>167044808
based
I'm gonna jerk off now bye
saw an anonymous poster say that fapping was bad for you and you should only do it sparingly
>>167046157
fapping is fine it's watching pornography that's bad for you
nah he was saying something about a zinc deficiency you get from fapping too much. makes you low energy and impedes focus along with a bunch of other stuff. thats what HE said. dunno if any of its true
>>167046341
invite me to sows
adam lanza played ddr...
sandy hook was a hoax...
whats insomniac games. literally never heard of them
>>167047130
additionally, thats pretty shitty of a CEO to go round up his employees to use them as props in a stupid political video. imagine for a moment that you were gainfully employed in a field where you cant really afford to lose your job and the CEO of your company, the head honcho himself, sent you an email that was like 'we need you to come to this meeting where im gonna give a speech against our president's recent policy'. he's basically blackmailing you into showing up cuz if youre like 'nah chief, imma sit this one out' you can bet your gonna be on thin ice, and possibly even fired, for being against 'the principles of this company'. such a shitty thing to do
also lmao'd at him saying he was making the world a better place by making video games. the lies people tell themselves to get out of bed in the morning rofl
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/518783-1-year-since-life-has-been-arrested
>>167047485
just find another career or find another company :)
a life of crime...
>it is for example possible that he may be autistic and he might have not understood fully what has been happening
rofl the 'autism defense'
>>167046905
that title though
i'm not even sure who's trolling who anymore
Hello gentlemen.
>>167048269
+1
is that him? i dont keep track of trips
soyu
DD-012
>>167048858
hmm......
>>167048324
ugly :(
how come a bunch of posts got deleted
sorry you saw your own reflection
what is going on O_o
this post in compliance with u.s.c. 2257
someone is having a power trip...
whats the point of watching the code s group selection if scarlett isnt there
>>167047485
>also lmao'd at him saying he was making the world a better place by making video games. the lies people tell themselves to get out of bed in the morning rofl
maybe it is better in his own honest opinion
maybe his opinion is worthless garbage
>>167050948
based
i want to marry scarscar and have cute adopted korean babies with her :3
is sickzuu sleeping
>>167051040
he's actually still likes girls
>>167051658
i am a girl :3
we are all cute boys here
>>167051920
good luck then
>>167052023
are there any girl (males) here?
what do you guys think about before you go to sleep?
>>167053167
i used to think about the future and start to feel extremely anxious these days i like to fall asleep watching a stream or listening to talk radio to distract me and prevent these thoughts
>>167053167
i used to make up stories about getting a gf
now it feels shameful to even think about it..,
if im not doing the whole 'these are all the things im gonna fix in my life, wow look at me all in shape & suave & smart too!" masturbatory lullaby or the 'getting the better of my imagined peers in a breathtaking display of wit or coolheadedness' i've been thinking about blowing up the moon in an act of supreme self destruction that nobody could ignore. its like showing the world simultaneously that i exist and i reject you
>>167054106
is alex jones that one shitty show/interracial propaganda piece
>>167054192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4
g'night & sweet dreams scv
>>167054492
goodnighty
crabpeople...
>took a swig from my spitter again
EWWWWWWWW
*starts sentence with guys*
guys... is it possible that were suppose to use capital letters and not post anime?
anything is possible
>>167048858
A GOD
>>167048324
based
>>167057463
gook
>>167053167
i try to imagine and visualize
fuck
ok I'm gonna go walk around the block a couple of times
>>167058302
be careful
>>167057463
its too ez to bait reddit
imagine kerrigan make you her zerg pusy slave and infest you with she zerg pusy mm
>>167058302
isnt it super late to walk around
its 9 in the morning idiot
I wanted to ride my bike instead of walk but it turns out my tires are flat so I just came back inside :(
:(
this thread suck weiners
phone
>>167060097
you are the expert in sucking weiners here...
odds drink
evens don't drink
lucky roll
absolute truth smug
https://youtu.be/3_7KddJjiNg?t=53s
Why is toss so terrible.
Got nerfed into the ground and half the units are spell casters
>>167064451
who cares man? who cares
>>167064451
phone
*queues up drop in your main*
damn...
i hate starcraft
i love starcraft
i love gookcraft
>>167066243
yea use the 3 drones for worker harass
>>167066114
there was a big string of people talking about sc2 earlier in the thread
i miss the old hsc...
childhood is idolizing life
adulthood is realize death makes more sense
is death a metaphor for a gambling addiction that leads to matchfixing
:\
>>167066649
july, easily
>>167066649
bogus 2.0
>>167066649
>>167066649
>>167066762
disgusting phoners
>>167066649
incontrol
>>167067041
i wonder what mkp is up to
>>167067471
stomping cords
im not gay
when am i getting this life together im already old
>>167068305
how old...
>>167068453
~_~
>>167066649
avilo
invented the terran and zerg meta
im not gook
i'm not gook at sc2...
uninstalled sc2 and bought an ereader
thank god i grew up
>>167069543
do you want some ebooks?
id like some egooks
kerouac and his braindead beats can suck a fat one!
dahye...
I finally watched that "mother" gook movie I downloaded years ago just now
it was pretty goofy
>>167071087
i cant remember anything from that one
>>167070786
*prays really freaking hard for a kgf*
nothing :(
i fapped like 6 times in the past 24 hours and im already horny again
wtf is WRONG with me
surveillance role players
are they real?
>>167072125
stop watching porn
>>167071341
what are some good gook movies? chaser and memories of a murder are the only ones I've liked
>>167072684
i want to but im just sitting here and i get super horny even when i stay away from it
seulgi
>>167072817
oldboy and shi but youve probably seen oldboy anyway
havent watched much since listening to their language is torture
you should probably check out ki duk kim movies too
>>167073114
>listening to their language is torture
based cartoon pleb
>>167073182
ohayou...
oh... hah... yo...
>>167073182
SUM DUM GOOK
nice language....
just brainstorming here but what if someone combined what we like and made a 2d loli gook hentai about zah and released cool merch for it like onaholes???
>>167074128
we hate all those things here
*cracks open ab ook*
cartooners <3
what do you think is the group of death? group b looks scary.
on another note, where do we go when /scv/ inevitably gets shut down? word on the street is 15 day bans are now being handed out for shitposting. that make explain why /scv/ is a little more dead than normal
*sucks my dick*
hot summer nights with the scvees...
>>167076145
i got a month ban for posting a youtube video
i threw away my 2 onaholes
god didnt want me to have them
>>167077040
use me instead
>>167077086
inappropriate and not funny
>>167077139
???
>>167076145
i dont watch starshit
>>167076145
>15 day bans are now being handed out for shitposting
i'll just use my vpns
janny try me and im letting off the mac10
gook my pigskin up
dont masturbate
dont watch porn
dont enjoy the good things in life
*daydreams about sickzii*
*sigh*
^gay
its not gay
*daydreams about hbt*
*shits my diaper*
*daydreams about hbt forcing sickzii to inject heroin and then taking advantage of him*
good morning scv
you overslept
you noticed.....
>>167040423
>Any recommended stream that I should watch?
avoid watching korean streams of extremely high level players as i dont think youll derive much from it. try an english speaking streamer whos like masters-gm
>>167081028
stop replying to starcrumps
aren't pigs haram?
please god please give me a psvr bundle
buy a Nintendo Switch instead goy
>>167081581
switch would be cool if it was 1. a good handheld 2. got hacked
we'll see
>>167081737
im waiting for the XL version. already have a ps4 and pc. vr is a meme though
what should i do with my life. i just know if i ever choose anything im gonna end up regretting it
>>167081920
become a twitch streamer
^randalled
^faggote
>>167082142
jannies can't ban people
*starts my hangover routine*
*drinks half a bottle of v8*
*drinks a glass of gatorade*
*drinks water*
*has a cheese sandwich*
*takes a 20 minute shower*
>>167081028
I see, I just assume it's the same like any other game where I can learn a thing or two from watching professional turney stream but I cannot understand anything at all since it's too fast
>>167083396
yeah exactly. try to find someone with commentary. check the sc2 subreddit there's some really good resources in the sidebar. try one of the bronze to masters series (i think filtersc and apollo both did that). they explain their simple, safe, procedural play in a way that will help you understand, but they're kind of outdated so be wary of that. important thing when you're new is to just get the macro muscle memory down. you shouldn't even bother with scouting because you won't know what you're looking for or how to find it and harass with like a reaper or an oracle or so on is a little beyond you for now. have fun
whats the appeal of having a daughter? id rather have sons
>>167084168
you get to vicariously live through them to live the life of a girl like you always wanted
yeah that doesnt sound like something id be interested in
>>167084962
quit lying to yourself
im just now remembering that post of that guy who said he wanted to marry scarlett and adopt a bunch of kids together and it made me lol thinking about having to explain to your adopted kids that your 'mom' has a penis
>>167084168
you get to fuck them
i guess you get to fuck your sons too if you're into that
>>167085242
hello mehmet
>>167084168
the chance to create something beautiful
bOys cant be beautiful....
>>167082704
*poisons your v8*
*takes a deep breath*
*deepthroats my own dong*
whats that think thats been going around lately where posters condesceningly be like "think again honey" or "oh sweet child..." or "nice try sugar". i had a gay friend in college who'd call people 'honey' all catty like that.
did you ever suck his dick honey
>>167085332
actually,
maru is a very beautiful bOy
no. he was like....i dont know the word i guess, but he went after jocks. i only knew him through my best friend and we'd smoke pot together occasionally, later on we'd go to bars together, he was actually one of the coolest people i've ever known. he had an amazing sense of style, good taste in music & was always interesting to listen to. he'd go on long tangents in his catty way about irrelevant bullshit but the way he'd tell it you'd think it was the most important thing in the world
>>167086117
what would you do to that boy...
>>167086207
omo someone is in love :3c~~
>>167086217
i would hold him on my lap and pet him
who the fuck does janny think he is!!
this ain't a fuckin game!!!!!!!
>>167086450
sick! freak!
i just admired his seemingly effortless coolness. i wanted to be like him. confidently stylish & charmingly witty. i was actually kind of awed that someone as cool as him would deign hang out with me
>>167086705
i might grope him a bit too so he squirms around cutely on my lap~
>>167086823
i know who this is...!
give me gf
give me death
the problem with cool people is just by being around them they make you realize how uncool you are
monkey see monkey do
leviathan
*makes a faustian post*
What does the v in /scv/ mean
>>167088010
vehicle
>>167088010
victory
>>167088010
vroooooooooooooooooom
>>167088010
virgins
tfw the bad memories hit you
>>167088416
watch anime
drink alcohol
>>167088380
idiot...
>>167088470
omo...
if i was as cute as sickzii i wouldnt be a virgin either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b1c_1208421211
haha my tank
>>167088649
yeah i'm really cute
every day is like a struggle, but its the same ole shit
thought we werent pounding it in 2017
just dancing???
who do you think i am some preteen????
i need harder stuff than that sonny boy
degenerates
>>167089036
how about a good upload for those of us into plastic gook pussy?????
>>167089130
we are pounding our kgfs
ill believe that when i see it
dick :)
>>167089130
we are pounding maru's kbp
wish i had a kbp
ranch me up nigga
>>167085467
lol
momo~~
thanks for my daily dose of underage looking anime girls sickzii
>>167091684
np i got you senpai
i'm not gay but i'd fuck anything in a skirt...
>playing ow
>team starts talking
>"man i used to think that people who were good at games were losers.. now i just want to get better and i admire people who are really good. i dunno what happened."
>what?
>"yeah i didn't even play any games before except for pokemon when i was a kid"
literally normie watch
>>167091760
*puts on a skirt*
*rubs my butt against your crotch*
i'm not gay but i'd fuck or be fucked by anything
>>167092195
gross
>>167092242
you're in for a world of trouble...
nigger
nigger
nigger
nigger
can the mods please nuke this thread and all sc2 threads from now on
nuke urself pig
*nms*
x_x
somehow sc2 is still better than serg
umm... its zerg and theyre the best idiot
idgi
zerg dies tonight
holy shit nigger kill yourself
>>167094186
+1
(You)
word
im gonna grab some butts
you cant say the n word on the internet...
>>167094441
*grabs butt*
holy crap sickzii is that girl gonna pounce on me.....
imagine pouncing on sickzii...
>>167094960
post picture of sickzii if hes so cool
pouncing on him and RAPING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf guys...
soyu butt~
>>167096170
imagine the smell...
>>167096249
imagine the taste...
sos vs jaedong... omo...
>>167096646
the series that killed sc2
>>167094960
DIS
GUS
TING
>>167095325
hes a strong boy... he could counter rape you...
imagine tiny gook fingers on your prostate...
at first i thought that trump winning was epic for the win but now after seeing this interview im starting to think it was a mistake... a huge mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkHa2-c_8Pk
sickziis figer in your prostate...
amachan aka joy
gook
>>167097387
yeah thats the idea...
>>167097979
why are you here of all places crew? dont you think there are better, more relevant threads to try to propagandize?
>>167099149
omo...
seulgi
i gave in and dug my onaholes i threw away earlier out of the trash
freak^
seluigi
my korean gf (on the left)
>>167100413
extra hairy muff from gook and italian mix
>>167100483
im sorry your kgf is balding :(
ah, i remembered something really painful just now
ahhh
anyone watch exbc yesterday? they got like $4k in donations...
>>167100873
that guy gets drunk and beats her lol
holy shit i dont care
>>167100483
me and sickzii
>>167100760
thanks for reminding me that a cute jgirl i took out on a date once spent the entire time on her phone then i see her next month with another guy
thanks a fucking lot
>>167101003
lol
babydick loser
>>167100923
no he doesnt. she doesnt have any markings or anything
im hungry
>>167100483
scarlettt is a boy that pretends to be a girl that has a girlfriend in korea
>>167100923
dude heosu is way more alpha than him
she scares me sometimes
>>167102478
*ruminates on that thought*
>>167102537
its weird, i always thought that korean women are suppose to be submissive.
>>167102787
i always heard they were known for their temper
theyre probably submissive until they become close with someone
so what has trumplet done now?
i am in total news blackout 247
>>167103079
banned mudslimes
how do i get more tinder matches
>>167103174
that's it? wtf
>>167103561
from 7 countries for 3 months
the world is ending...
so gleepy got sent back to syria?
am i get ban again...
>>167104312
i learned my lesson after back to back 3 day bans...not going to off topic post anymore
cant wait for gsl selection tonight
i was reading a textbook about american political ideologies and it said that most people vote based on a few important principles to them and because of that the media doesnt really effectively sway people's minds to one side or the other on issues, but that most of their power comes from 'agenda setting', basically to choose what issues people are made aware through their outlet and subsequently decide what people talk about
>>167104431
also normies hate being excluded so they groupthink about politics
>>167104384
-1 sc2 is fuckin terrible
*sets an agenda*
>>167104275
fuck you
propecia killed my dick lmao
ham........
qri....
>>167105679
nice
>>167105679
lmao
had to google what propecia was lol
>>167105860
same
still its nice to turn that dick off
testosterone is a curse
'emotes' are the shitglace on your coffin
>>167106958
idk waht you just said
>shitglace
what does this mean
>>167107051
*youemote*
my dog smells better than me. he has a nice butterscotch shampoo and probably bathes more
wish i had a doggy
i love my dog he's the best
my dog is a real dummy but he couldnt hurt a fly. he even gets picked on by cats without so much as a bark
>>167109053
a peaceful doggy...
what a nice little pupper
like master like dog lol
>>167109154
lol
i see myself as my dogs dad or brother rather than a master
my pup was my sister
way better than my real sister she's an IDIOT
yeah but you can fuck your sister you can't fuck a dog
>>167109737
:^)
>you can't fuck a dog
?
>>167109737
i disagree
turned it off as soon as i seen she wasnt asian
why so many hentai generals in this board
idk i just stick to /d/
why not
sigh...... thanks trumples for ruining the world
sometimes i get so mad i slit my wrists
imma need an exorcist
gotta get rid of all these demons
they stealing all my semens
dont forget where you came from once you hit it big in the rap game with those fire lines
anyone else instincitvely start sc2 shitposting in other threads?
it's a bad habbit
>>167111710
i dont go on other threads anymore because no one gets me...
>>167111701
ill be namedropping scv in every record
This is your friendly reminder that individual insurance enrollment closes today: If you want insurance for 2017, get it literally right now
shit
I didn't want to wake up!
>>167111932
im glad i did it weeks ago!
scv has totally molded my posting form, not even just on 4chan but on all forms of digital communication. except on those rare occasions where i feel like foregoing proper grammar would only detract from what i have to say and make me come across as insincere when im trying to make a serious point im always typing like i do on scv
>>167112041
it makes it so much easier to follow and appreciate all of your fine posts
>>167111932
what if i do it tomorrow you stupid fuckin phone fucker, are they just gonna not give it to me lol???
>>167112191
correct
>living in a country without healthcare
*phoneposts*
>living
reminder
how are you guys like...even still breathing at this point? is everyone in this thread hooked up on life support systems or something?
hey guys bad news. drinking time is pushed back an hour tonight. so if we can all start in about 90minutes that would be perfect. sorry about this, i wont let it happen again. please let the next thread know
seems like an elroy has entered our midsts
>>167112646
does she still do sc2 content?
im well into my 20s actually
why are you forcing these sc2-related posts?
idk about you guys but i'm thinkin about firing up some dkr again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAQ-xpO_pTk
i want to pc bang her...
*fires up garfield kart*
i still cant believe that tranny ruined our communities image by stealing from charity
>>167113719
wait WHAT?!
https://www.twitch
.tv/wanteddj
our guy is streaming
scarlett smacked the SHIT out of that cheesy gook
loving every laugh
my armpits smell so bad
what does sleeping with a girl feel like? not fucking her I mean like sleeping in the same bed. the closest I've gotten to having another person in a bed is when my cute pupper jumps on the foot of my bed and sleeps
lots of love
new thread kaceytron edition
>>167113881
lmfao
its pretty much the best feeling in the world... i miss it...
>>167114016
wouldn't mind that at all
>>167114172
holy cow....
how about those bazongas!!!
get a load of that mountain range!
no thanks ill stay here and wait for a better one
i know it's shit, but i watched 10 minutes of the new cosmos today.
now that i'm #aware the earth is flat watching science nigger talk was the most hilarious shit ive ever seen. he was taking the "ship of our imagination" to far off galaxies
>>167113939
twitch
.tv/videos/118594935?t=50m24s
hopefully we don't have another olympics scare...
supreme court justices? we're going to have terrific supreme court justices
well at least that's good news. glad he isnt picking bad ones
>>167114384
fuckin looser!!!!
rude