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HAO DOES HE DO IT? edition.

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
New player guides: http://killurselves.com/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/
arteezy
http://www.joindota.com/
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is moo actually good now?
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what's his name?
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Daily reminder that RIKI WINS GAMES
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>>166962592
I love to destroy shitki as Pudge with rot and dust of appearance at lvl 1.
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>>166962667
>implying riki roams alone at lvl 1
fucking pleb, i tell you
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I hope all the great canadian players weren't harmed in todays terrorist attack in Quebec
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>mfw people didn't buy wards and tangoes and I have to ask them
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havent played dotes in a while

redpill me on all the heros that got new models
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shoot
all
muslims
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>>166963167
hey, don't be rude
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>>166963164
Slardar and Enigma still good
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>>166963301
I will bomb ur bakeries u mother fucker don't even think I won't
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what was the end score for Col vs DW?
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yes

i like fear
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>>166963375
just calm down anon.
let's play some dotes or watch miss universe!
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>>166963637
i'm gonna watch bsj get wrecked again
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>>166963770
that's better!
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How's the special event, Anons?
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>>166964082
then i'm gonna shoot all muslims
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>>166964157
t-take me muslim shooting with you anon-kun...
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>>166964157
Oh, come on. Why can't you be just a nice person?
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>TFW JUST NOTICED THAT BOUNTY HAS 45% WINRATE

WHAT DID THE OSFROG MEANT WITH THIS? HOLY FUCK
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>hey guys lets pick an apc safelane
>dies twice
>abandons lane

good shit complexity
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anyone else getting awful ping during the dark moon event? Not getting it with anything else, just the event.
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come here windrunner im going to KISS YOU!
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>>166965056
I get insane packet loss when dark seer vacuums or wyvern ults like 100 units. Same thing happens when Monkey King ults in normal dota games, except not as bad.
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>>166964835
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>>166964330
Because he's a loser. Losers aren't winners.
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>>166964835
you leaguebabby fuck yo u go back to loolg you fucking loser pieec of trasdh rofl kill a kill you are self you dumb fucking ass
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>bsj: xd
SAVAGE
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THAT SVEN NET WORTH
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??
how did rubick fuck that up
why not steal call
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is cancel a good player? im watching his player perspective and i can identify a lot of missplays but im just a 2k scrub
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our girl is streaming
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so why exactly everyone likes to troll bsj?
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>>166967193
he's an easy target
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>>166964498
Did they patch his Jinada not being able to crit?
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https://www.fanfiction.net/game/Dota-2/
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>>166968494
https://www.fanfiction.net/game/league-of-legends/
really fires up the old neurons, don't it?
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Is All Random/Single Draft the worst mode if you're good at this game?

Like, I'm not even that good, but I'm at least aware of what's needed to win, which is why I have 55%~ winrate, though I quit the game about 9 months ago and recently came back.

I've been playing these modes ever since and, holy shit, I know about the forced 50% winrate meme, but it seems to affect All Random/Single Draft the most, since there's ALWAYS at least one person on the team that has 0 clue on how to play their hero and just feeds completely. I've been winning like 1/5 of my matches in the last few days because of that.
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Listen up you fcking dweebs, this is a WAKE UP CALL to all those who type "NA ULT LUL". I'm from NA and let me tell you what happens when I use my Ultimate Ability. The enemy team is eviscerated. Decimated. Their souls are expelled from the server and banished to Hell. They wallow in their own filth and shit for 10,000 days and it is disgusting. So next time you type "NA ULT LUL" you fcking remember this post.
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>>166968494
>>166968951
>Dota 2
>139 pages
>League
>3.4k pages
dotards?
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>>166962592
Tell me your secrets anon, how do I git gud with Riki?
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Is there a cooldown on reviving people in the Dark Moon event. I feel like sometimes I click to revive people and it doesn't register.
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>>166968972
Random draft ranked is Cheese - the game mode.
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>>166969081
I means we're less autistic about our game
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give me your best RTZ memes
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>buy Aghs on wk, acquire rapiers
>Instead of tping them to fountain you can just dissemble them if you have the backpack space and never fucking lose them
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>>166969687
His raps
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>>166969717
Can you always dissemble rapiers if you're about to die?
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>>166969717
>memes that dont exist
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>>166969861
>Divine Rapier cannot be destroyed or sold.
>cannot be destroyed

okay.
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Who is artour streaming with?
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>>166970105
Destroyed is different from disassemble you fucking retard. It means it can't be attacked while it's on the ground.
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>>166970306
>disassemble rapier
>put the demon edge and relic on the ground
>destroy it

really makes you think
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>>166970527
>disassemble rapier
>diassembling rapier
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What happened to slugboi
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>>166969872
How does it not work? Wk doesn't drop rapiers until his Aghs ghost dies which people cheese to drop them in fountain with tp boots. Can you not disassemble in ghost?

Anyone give enough of a shit to check this? I've already seen kunkkas using this to prevent losing rapiers, the only thing I don't know is is if you can disassemble in wks agh ULT.
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>>166970638
You can disassemble rapier since 7.0, kiddo.
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>>166970752
If I was smarter, I'd go in game and try it

but I can't into OBS, fraps or webm
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did he buy his account?
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flags should be shown.
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>>166970926
You can continually disassemble and reassemble them every ten seconds. If you forget it locks as a Dr permanently, juggling multiple rapiers this way seems like serious fucking work.

But continually juggling one rapier, I'd say that's doable.
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>>166970752
no i just checked it
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dOTA 2 IS DEAD
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>>166970995
>sub 40% w/r
this has to be ridiculously hard to do, holy shit
forced 50 has to kick back in by the 45% point
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>>166971253
You have ten seconds after purchasing or assembling rapier to disassemble it.

So you buy one, disassemble it, and hold on to it till you need it, like a tide bringer with kunkkas and then disassemble it again within ten seconds.

You can also use it for ratting.
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let's go back to dota 1
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>>166971554
ahh then yes meme approved
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What's the name of the game RTZ is streaming?
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What happens when le monke king gets added to CM mode?
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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=47c_1485732710

GOD'S REVENGE ON PERU
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dota 2 is finished
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>>166971547
Yeah, it's fucking depressing.
Seriously suspicious 3k mmr.
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ncie monkey king solo 3 fucking heroes

nice game dotards
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hmmmmmmm
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dead game shit game shit thread end it
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>>166962667
why would riki ever be near a pudge at level 1
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I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GURL
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get sc2 out of your op you mangta shitters before we raid you
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Nice game dotards
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i just tped out of bloodseeker's ult and i died from distance damage and now i want to puke
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What the fuck happened to our girl's stream? Did she finally realize that nobody watched her stream for the actual gameplay?
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I-if I write a DOTA 2 fanfic about you dotards.
Are you all going to read? It's not going to be sexual or anything.
J-just slice of life about the "Pros" in my head.

pls no bully
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>>166972989
oh my god sc2 is alive >>166909929
and has a better post/hour ratio than d2gLUL
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>>166973243
do it, i was gonna laugh at you anyway. might as well enjoy something to read
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>>166973083
STOP TRYING TO SPREAD THE AXIS CULT AQUA GO TO BED!
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>>166973243
I will also put anime quotes like "Impossible! How did he do that?"
and some stuff like this pro's master is watching him as he become a stronger dotard
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>>166973243
no you fucking retard
do you think this is league? jesus christ
fucking fan fics
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>>166973235
who?
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>>166973243
and also mmr rivalry or some stuff *munch munch*
>>166973543
>>166973368
I'm actually nervous and eager at the same time.
I want to write one but I'm afraid that you guys will just cringe of laugh or whatever that makes me feel funny.
But I might as well write so you guys have "Something to read"

It's not going to be sexual I promise that hehe!
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>>166973876
get the fuck out of here shut the fuck up and kys
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terrorblade
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>>166974196
terribleblade
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>>166974024
here let me give you a reaction image for the next time
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>>166974024
Ok, ok. Sorry for bothering you anon.
I'll just go play some dotes instead.
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>play lion in pubs
>ward properly, always participate in pushes/kills
>just get 70 minute losses
Should I just stick with carries?
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>>166974314
thanks anon, i lost all my images a while ago
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>people are still making loading screens for their sets
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>>166974542
Pop the squishiest unit first and disable their carries next time
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>>166974542
I like Disruptor for pub supporting, he lacks the consistent disable and burst damage of Lion but you can really catch pub players out with glimpse and shut down enemy carries with Static Field, which means you don't have to rely on your own carries capitalising on your stuns as much.
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>>166974740
the loading screens are more like an advertisement so they get upboated on the steam workshop
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>>166974740
>People make splash art for their set to advertise it
In other news: Anon discovers advertising.
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AUTISM FOR FREE RNG HATS
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So when's the next pass that resets MMR?
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>>166964314
source
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what is adelaide doing in /fit/?

>>>/fit/40199257
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>supportcucks on Reddit want a notificiation pop-up every time they deward.
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>>166977432
fucking what
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>>166976814
I always knew adelaide was a manlet cuck with a short cock.
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>>166977432
Only if everyone else gets a notification every time I lasthit.
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sad!
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>>166977432
My sides, they're clearly not enjoy this game, why do they even bother.
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YUNG
LEAN
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M A N G O

B A Y
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Only 9 inches?
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>tfw no euphoric hero
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>>166979270
literally leshreck
>tfw no numale hero
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>>166979337
>sven
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>>166979337
Outside of looks, does this man actively participate in numale behavior or has he just been subconciously chosen as the memetic mascot for numales?
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>>166979451
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>>166979498
In one picture its undeniable proof
Well played
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>>166979498
>assassins creed
>adventure time
nu male alright
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just admit you're mad jelly
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>>166979624
Hillary?
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>>166977432
Why are cumskins so bad at videogames?
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Players that surpass profile level 100 should be able to pick their own profile item icon, rather than being reassigned Branch at level 101 and so forth.
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here we go
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>>166980489
players that play this game post 7.00 should be lynched
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>>166980572
yeah agreed f*** reddit and f*** nudota
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>>166976814
wtf i love adelaide now
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>tfw you carry your team on your back and singlehandedly carry them to victory in a long stressinducing game but you make a small mistake right at the end causing you to lose
I'm still fucking mad
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>>166981236
I had one of those, i was ember with mag empower and two divines I was crushing every fight, then I needed to farm one wave for buyback and I got pudge hooked.
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>>166981363
I was also playing ember, my mistake was that when I respawned there was a baserace and I chose to defend instead of killing their ancient. Fucking abaddon + Oracle is bullshit.
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>>166962389
how am I supposed to get stuff as a support (haven't been playing since 5 years ago).

Pick a support that can gank good, can farm decent if an opportunity pops up, has an escape/mobility and is durable and deathball with team once early mid/mid rolls in?
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>>166978045
you do. gold numbers, a ding sound and an occasional character comment
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>>166981539
Depends on the support.

Set up kills, get bounty runes, leech tower gold. Some supports just aren't very good at getting gold. In a lot of games there are times where you can just farm a lane for a bit while carries fuck off to stay in mid waiting for 2 minutes for a fight that never comes, but sometimes in pubs you just have 4 goldhungry carries on your team and the best way to gain gold is to not die.
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>enemy team has no stuns or blinds
>pick Monkey King
>win
Wow
Nice
Epic
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>>166981595
>+100
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>>166981715
>enemy team has no stuns
>just pick any hero and win
Almost all teams with no stuns are fucking ass
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>>166981716
What do you want it so that everything you last hit as female hero with Kotl nearby he hits on you with every 10 lh getting him an ass-slaping animation on them.
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>rtc listening to grimes
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I need a qt trap cosplaying madoka
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>Trump bans muzzies
>Leafcucks say they'll take them

>Muslims immediately shoot up mosque

Reminder that the ban is going to get wider
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>play Undying
>spam taunt
>enemy ragequits at 10 minutes because I won't stop taunting

Ez daily.
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Why are snowfuckers so bad at this game and always crying how they're not being rewarded as supportcucks on reddit?

>tiago
>lelouch
>psg
>rime
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>>166982934
>lel_ouch
>snownigger
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj5dwOQqhn4
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>>166983057
Who the fuck are you and why are you advertising your shit in here?

The game is dead on this general, take it to the csgo general or someshit.
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>>166983021
pills merem
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>>166982612
>mods ban /pol/posting on /v/
>/vg/ is very unmoderated

>shitposter immediately attempts to derail thread

Reminder that the ban is going to get wider
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>>166970995
38% winrate, Jesus...
While I usualy lose my mind when I stay near 49.5.
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>>166983021
Stfu lelouch, you are a snowfucker no matter how much you wish you weren't.
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Reminder that 4chan will be dead by 2018 because of chinkmoot

Reminder to get on the reddit train now and score high on the shitpost leaderboards there
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bulldog has gf, why dont you?
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>have yet to see an Ursa win a game in months
>remember the way of the cabal, maybe it is sub optimal play
>bring every single possible trick to bear, try every single permutation of items to achieve maximum optimal gameplay
>still useless after 40 minutes

Ursa is a hero that defies what has been known of the clan_iraqian way. The only optimal way to play him is to not play him at all.
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>>166983896
>he's banging this qt

I want to kill myself
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What are /d2g/'s tips to win at Dark Moon?

does anybody want to stack?
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>It's Mason being a autistic retard in Arteezy stream again.
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>>166984224
Don't ever talk shit about Mason again, this is a board of peace.

>>166983902
That goes for you too, clan_iraq is the king of the gulagian caliphate.
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>>166984097
BROUHAHA
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>>166982934
what in h*ck is a snowfucker? i thought it was canadian but tiago sure as fuck ain't a leaf
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some games really are unwinnable.

Before I get shit, I have a 4k account that's fine. I just went back to my "main" because it has all my hats and I was reminded of the miracle of 2k.
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>>166984516
A snowfucker is a cumskin obsessed with his 'whiteness' as a coping method for not being moor skinned.
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>cs:go gets over 1million viewers
>dota pulls less than half of it at their majors

reminder to hedge your bets with a backup esport
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>>166984180
I've never beat voker but I get to him most of the time. I go disruptor and just play crowd control

>>166984569
Also not trying to bitch about
>me ooga
>team booga

I just fall apart when people feed 5 kills early and I can't gank or help other lanes because team is scared and other team is fed. Should probably practice my afk farming game since 2k doesn't understand deathball.
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>>166982934
tiago is a moortugese retard
lelouch is a paki retard
psg is like a north carolina retard or something
rime is a britbong retard

literally none of them are snowfuckers (finns/danes)
>>
when can I realistically expect dota 2 to be great again?

because right now it's dogshit
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>>166984569
>go mid
>both lanes manage to die before the creeps have reached the middle
>they continue to feed the entire laning phase
>almost carry them but can't because their bat keeps grabbing me
I know what you mean bro
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>tfw getting carried
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>>166984569
>>166984707
>be 2k
>carry a tough game with no lane support and teammates feeding one by one
>+24 to +21
>lose embarrassingly with no lane support and teammates and myself feeding one by one
>-27 to -32

i just don't understand sometimes
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>>166984730
>h-hehe those guys aren't snowfuckers because they're losers

So I guess the definition of cumskin is just 'whatever I like is white' then? Nice 'master race' you have there, snowfucker. Why don't you just admit your inferiority? Might I remind you that you are closely related to Mayonnaise-Americans?
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>non-whites trying to pass themselves off as anything but subhumans
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the fuck is 'teezy playing
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>>166984682
CS:GO is much easier to understand without playing the game or doing research. It's normal that the esport appeal would be much more widespread than Dota.
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>>166962934
>>166963301
>>166969081
>>166973083
>>166973243
>>166973376
>>166976668
>>166982190
IM GOING TO EAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU QTs!
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>dab cat
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Friend of me is smurfing but for some cuck reason refusing to show his account. Can any ms paint wizard make out the match ID because I'm too blind.
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>>166983902
He's useless past 25. Blink/stealth>stun>steroid up>Ursa commences slapping only can do so much.
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>>166985937
295147361
the 9 might be a 0
best i can do
>>
How's Medusa?
>>
>>166985937
29544*7*6*
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>>166985937
Your friend is an enormous faggot
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>>166986069
>>166986201
thanks for trying m8s but can't seem to get it
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>>166986314
sorry trying again>>166986069

2954437364
3 could be 8 and the rest i'm 99% on

how many digits are match IDs these days?
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>>166984796
>>166984853
So I think maybe I'll play one more game.

Bad idea.

Troll had a free lane because sb was ganking, i was solo because lina was solo supporting, and naix was too black to leave the jungle.

It's what I get for breaking my rule of not playing ranked for a day if I lose.
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>>166986578
Hi, Kal.
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>>166986578
just do what i do, only play when slightly drunk or extremely energetic or hopped up on caffeine

the alcohol helps the most
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what a shit general
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>>166985937
>>166986348
it was 2954137364
gotem
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>>166986147
Answer of the boy dies?
>>
treads voker

yes or no?
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>>166986734
nice la
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>>166986646
Ha

>>166986669
I like drunk playing but, and I shit you not this is true, I actually like playing dota sometimes.
>>
dead thread\
>>166986793
no
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>>166983902
Thr optimal build is actually that which aui was doing already before 7.00.
MoM was always a meme because of how %-based damage manipulation worked. Now that it's gone it silences and that is also awful. You also never get much out of it because you have overpower attack speed anyway.
So how does the optimal build look?
Quick phase + blink with blight stone, no lifesteal at all because you are going to upgrade the blight stone to deso at some point. After blink directly into abyssal blade/deso, followed up by the other of the two. Last two items are bkb and aghs (mkb if you need to counter evasion).
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>>166986726
befitting a shit game tbqh
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>OurDguy Pixel is a shitter
How can this be? I've always thought he was at LEAST 5k mmr
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Singsing is streaming dotards.
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BSJ is so awful holy shit
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>>166986987
so do i, but i have an anxiety disorder so playing slightly drunk is when i play my best dota
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>>166987627
adelaide
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>>166987529
Haha well whatever works man.

I'm usually quiet but dota makes me loud. It's the only game I'll talk to my team, although I usually do a goofy accent or somethin. It's pretty comfy because if we start losin they just instinctively blame the guy who sounds like Mickey Mouse.
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pudge nerfs when

fucking op
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>>166987728
wtf no
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>picked slardar offlane
>got my bash to harass in lane
>as I hit level 2 and wanted stun
>realized I had accidentally picked spirit breaker.
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>>166981539
there is no such thing as a support role in dota two seven point uno
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>>166987761
how much would it take for you to actually kys
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>>166988040
is this 2011? post more
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i adelaide actually from adelaide?
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There is not a single good general anymore that justifies the existence of /vg/
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>>166988072
It's fairly warm
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>Have friend who started playing like 1.5-2 years ago
>gets mad whenever someone doesn't play according to the pro standard (like a support not buying wards)
>I can't even get mad at shit like that after years of playing pubs
>he starts frothing at the mouth when he sees stuff like that
>they're almost always far better players than he is
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>>166988127
anime autists killed this website, everyone runs away from them irl and in the internet.
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peruvian slark cant kill a single support so I had to carry my team with axe mjolnir
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>>166988823
Lets pretend Im working a job. 1 hour of my time is worth 10 euro to my hand. Why wouldnt i want to spend 10 euro on a game that i play for 5 000 hours?
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>>166989006
ive played 6k hours on my main acc, 2k hours on my alt when i was ashamed to play my main. 2 year dotes free, but im still chilling around streams when im laying in bed b4 sleep
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>Tiago is up
>The general goes to shit
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>>166989197
My parents are from poland. Because of couple of my mistakes i had pretty shitty life. Now I moved to netherlands for a nice job, got tight sleep and food schedule. Future looks good, but damn I fucked up.
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dead game
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>>166988926
man I'm at 12,000 hours now.
that's like 1.5 years or something

what the fuck
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>Lives near some of the best beaches in Europ
>Stays inside all day watching animu/""""""""""""""""""""""""""""shitposting""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Wow, such a rewarding and fulfilling life you've got there :^)
>>
>animeposters
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Lol I love mmr games I dont get a chance to play because someone gets mad and starts feeding!!!!!!
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Nice game dotards
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>>166989423
Its winter and im working 2nd shift. Sometimes I feel like a machine, but I'm putting a bit money aside for a bike later this year.
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>>166969110
You play support
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>>166989615
That's great dude! Get some fresh air, see stuff
>>
why do ppl hate this patch again? The changes to Roshan, the 3 extra item slots, the way the game loads in the menu and how you get right to the game just makes it soo much better. And on top of that probably the most ambitious hero they've released with a really impressive tree jump mechanic. I'm just really impressed.
>>
Jakiro
Enchantress
Lone Druid
Winter Wyvren
Clinkz

Which of these are good snipers and which are bad snipers?
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>>166989685
They're bad players.
They're shitposting.
They're upset about their 3k MMR in 2017.
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>>166989197
Why's a snow fucker in his mid life crisis spend his free time being a dickhead on a dota 2 general?

Don't you have some potatoes to salt, you pale ass, scandiphile, cold loving, melanin deprived, sub-50% winrate having, cumskin?
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>>166989716
enchantress is a good sniper, because I would fuck her
if you know what i mean
>>
if u cant play a couple of matches per day while maintaining a healthy, balanced life the problem is you, it's not the videogame
>>166989695
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>>166989716
>BadSnipers
Clinkz and Enchantress
>GoodSnipers
Lone Druid and Winter Waifu
I'm not so sure about Jakiro
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>>166989685

Right now its because literally all supports are shitty versions of support Pudge, Riki, or Ogre Magi (with an occasional Monkey King)

All nukers are just shitty Embers
And all carries are just shitty Lone Druids.

That and shrines.
>>
quick, /d2g/, what's the reward when you finish the lvl 15 of dark moon?
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>>166989775
>sub 50% winrate
hold right there, there is no reason to be so mean
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anyone wanna play
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>>166989876
an emote and the points
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>>166989801
people with problems are the dota 2 audience
>>
>>166989898

how many points?


also, has anyone gotten the new roshan cour?
>>
why are we so fucking dead
>>
>>166989876
300 points or something
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Dark moon is impossible to beat. I've grinded it for two days with two different stacks and invoker keeps sunstriking us. It's fucking over
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>>166989909
Calm down, Mr. Almeida, we don't want your wrinkly old ass to have a heart attack now, do we?

Just stop posting and get to fucking that snow like you were destined, you scandiphile piece of shit.
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>>166989951

you literally just need 6 people with orchids. but i'll never know what you and your 3k friends do so
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>>166989951
stun and silence him, rhasta was made for this round
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>actually trying to play meme moon
>not casually palying it for the dailies and get free shit once a day
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>watching sheever strim
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buy the fucking battle pass
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>>166989951

Farm catapult level with midases
You're are welcome.
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>>166990016
WE HAD AT LEAST 3 BLOODTHORNS BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH

>>166990019
>rhasta
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>>166990078

you just answered your question.

it IS not enough

buy abyssal and orchids, k friend?
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>>166990075
We had enough gold to get 6 slotted during level 10 with buybacks. We still fucking lose against invoker
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>>166990030
i kinda wanted to beat the invoker desu

yesterday i went all the way to 40% of the last invoker with a random group, queuing alone it was pretty great
>>
>>166990150

You need Bloodthorns, Abyssals, Hexes and BKBs. You swap out the BKBs when on cooldown.
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>>166990167
I've been to 30% four times. That's the moment he summons tons of super strong forge spirits and sunstrikes and meteors the shit out of everyone.
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hahahah love this game lol haha XD
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>>166990196
Sabe
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>>166989951
https://www.dotabuff.com/darkmoon

people are already beating dark moon under 33 minutes

the REAL game ending thing in the whole dark moon is getting stunlocked by tornadoes
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>>166990246
I wonder if you pick up two hood of defiances on medusa, if you can just tank the sunstrikes and meteors
>>
If a pack is listed as "not tradable or maketable" does that mean you might as well just unpack it?
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>>166990341
Might as well fucking wipe your ass with Steambux.
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>>166990196
>last played jan 29
>S-STOP PLAYING THIS GAME

What did he mean by this? Was it him turning senile from his old age? Just admit you're an addicted snow fucking piece of shit that takes out his self-loathing on /d2g/.
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>Don't even play the game
>Follow the threads anyway.
Autism is hell of a fucking disease

Cap yourself retards, you know who you are.
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Who has the highest MMR on /d2g/?
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>>166990461
good blog post
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>>166990472
me
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>>166990472
renowned tidehunter spammer mr turo
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>>166990463
Nice damage control.
>>
>>166990463
Why are you still here then
>>
>>166969687
rtz is a good player
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>>166974740
My loading screen still werks when i load in dark moon
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>>166990472
Aui or Saksa
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>>166990649
Let's get this shit straight:
1. He's autistic
2. He's old enough to be your father
3. That's all there is to it
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>tfw no toilet slut gf
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How do we beat invoker when he enters the last phase?
>>
>>166990829
start crossdressing
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This event is like beating the raidbosses in the abyssal shaft episode of log horizon. I have been unable to play anything other than dark moon since it came out. They should make this event last forever desu.
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>>166990705
saksa isn't from d2g.
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>odpixel isnt even 4k
???
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>>166991060
i bought the battle pass
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>>166991105
>Casters need super high MMR!
Fuck off, This meme is shit.
>>
How do I even play techies now? I had 200 games and 60% winrate and was very good with them about a year ago, but the character is completely different now. I tried to play two games and was completely useless. Normal mines would just get instantly removed by melee heroes in the lane. Any guides I can look at or match IDs?
>>
>>166991061
He has posted here, but since the archive that archived those post went tits up and we only have fireden from mid 2015, I can't prove it myself.

Blitz is probably up there too. He made 7k accounts for DC to play on.

IDK what Juice is at.
>>
>>166991105
He probably doesn't play ranked. He's casted a lot of shit now so he's probably got a lot of game sense and is 5k material like slacks.
>>
So if I'm a Medusa, and I get a desolator, will my split shot arrows apply the deso buff or only my main arrow?
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>>166991390
No because that would Dusa is viable and not dog shit lol
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>>166991314
just like tobi right
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>>166991105
The whole 4k-mid ish 5k bracket is kinda a hell show.

A 4.1k player can be better than a 5.3k just because that bracket is weird.

Also, if you are fucking 3k i expect you have enough of a handle on the game to be able to shout on the mic about whats happening

t. 5.2k
>>
What items do you get on medusa in dark moon?
I've played 7 games of her now and I've gone treads, skadi, mjolnir, satanic, bkb, and bloodthorn with buyback. Do I replace any of these items with something else? Is heart better than satanic since it doesn't get disabled by anything?
Can invoker disable the heart though?
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i hate my life
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>>166991792
skadi is useless in mememoon
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>>166991907
What do I get instead of skadi on medusa then?
Also do I get 500 mana instead of 15 agi? I've lost with 15 agi so far.
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>>166991390
New medusa aghanim's scepter added:
>split shots apply all on hit effects

How broken does she become?
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>>166990776
Imagine the smell as you walk in on her
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any invoker tips this patch d2g?
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>>166991976
>Medusa with 3 Mjollnirs & Skadi
she becomes top meme
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>>166991967
mjollnir butterfly satanic bloodthorn are core
mkb moonshard hurricane pike are decent
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>>166992010
we told you to silence him and dodge his spells better
git gud already
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>>166988094
No, 2016
you know
the year /mlpol/ won everything
and you, shitskins, lost everything
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>>166992013
Mjollnir has cooldown since 7.00 and the chance doesn't stack either.
Best build would probably be aghs, mjollnir, skadi, diffusal, satanic/mkb/crit
>>
Hello dotards
how is your day so far?
have you won your games?
you're playing the game, right?

right?
>>
>>166992447
Some were okay.

I had two games where people intentionally fed couriers/ruined the game

Its been a day doturd
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>>166992116
no i mean in real dota 2
not this meme mode
>>
>tfw want to play Resident Evil franchise through but don't own the consoles.
>>
does OD browse d2g between games?
>>
eu Secret vs. se H 1h 19m 1
se I.K.E.A. vs. ru Rebels 3h 19m 2
gr AF vs. ua Na`Vi 3h 34m 4
eu Secret vs. ua Na`Vi 5h 49m 1
pe InF vs. usca NP 7h 19m 3
us Onyx vs. us Doo Wop 9h 49m 3
usca NP vs. us Onyx 12h 19m 3
>>
>>166991870
me too senpai
unfortunately, that's why i play dota
>>
>>166992796
This looks like gibberish
Just tell me who our guys are
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>>166992831
secret
since reddit hate them
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BEEP BEEP
WORST HERO IN THE ENTIRE GAME COMING THROUGH
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>>166992958
That's not Tinker, LC or Puck
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>>166992918
but EE is the OUREST of guys and he hates puppey
>>
>>166992958
>>166992991

You mean thats not Enchantress or Brood
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>>166992991
>tinker lc
>bad
t. 1k
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How do I make dota friends, guys?
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>>166968972
I like random and single draft because I'm not very good at the game, and all pick is 99% of the time a shitfest where one guy annihilates everyone because he just spams a single hero.
>>
>>166993085
don't post anime
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>>166969331
In China, people only queue for random draft at high MMRs. I wish ranked was like that in NA as well so I don't have to deal with the same heroes every game.
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These poorfags are just jealous that I'm a 1 percenter.
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>>166993085
Post more anime
That way you won't attract underage 2k normies who get insecure from it
>>
>>166993085
well for one dont post anime, it makes you look like a sperg lord and a 2k player
>>
>>166993085
post more anime
anime makes you better at dota and being high mmr makes it easier to make dota friends
>>
>>166993020
they not in same region now
>>
>>166993225
I think that more than 1% of the player base plays like an asshole.
>>
i miss you guys
>>
Never planned to watch Love Live but I'm pretty sure this gay faggot adelaide anime avatarposter ruined that character for me forever
and the rest of you are enabling him with this bullshit
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>>166993085
Just don't post anime and you're fine
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>>166993085
Post more anime and you should be fine.
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ALRIGHT, SURVEY TIME, DOTARDS.
LET'S GET THIS SHIT SETTLED ONCE AND FOR ALL.

RESPOND TO THIS POST WITH YOUR ANSWERS
1. What is your MMR?
2. Do you like anime, yes or no?

LET'S TRULY FIND OUT IF ANIME MAKES YOU BETTER AT DOTA
>>
Lads.
5 years of posting here.
Last time I had IRL friend was like, decade ago.
I love you all, you are my family.
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Anyone got that Kotlguy terminator pic?
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0.5k retard here.
Games always end up in stomp.
How do I know which team will stomp so I can predict victory for them rewards?
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>tfw no cute giitah wielding hero
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>>166993085
Anime posting is frowned upon by the community at large, please refrain from it
>>
>>166993714
Ideally at 0.5k it should always be the team that you're on that is stomping.
>>
>>166993714
Isn't sub-1k full of 3k smurfs just looking to have a good time?
>>
>>166993085
Anime posting is smiled upon by the community at large, please continue doing so whenever possible.
>>
Valve should implement solo mmr loss that is equal to your party mmr lose so faggots dont try losing so much
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>>166993085
>dragon in 2017
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>>166993895
I meant to say that you also lose solo mmr when you lose a party ranked game
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>tfw anime mods will never work on dota again thanks to valve's jewery
>tfw we'll never get back madoka clinkz
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>>166993776
I am just not a good player. I lose even with with necro and omni.

>>166993838
Nope, some are just bad players.
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>>166993085
You probably only want 4k shitters as friends so be sure to refrain from posting anime
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>>166994034
at least you can still use anime announcers
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>>166991105
odpixel is 3,9 atm
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>there is an item that hexs
>there is an item that finger of deaths

item that earth spikes WHEN?
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>>166994192
good job owen want a medal you horsefucker
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>>166994256
>earth spikes
the word you are looking for is "impales"
>>
>>166994034
Nor any of the other mods that people worked fairly hard on

I don't understand why valve had to go full no fun allowed instead of just blacklisting trees or some shit. I mean it's valve, they used to be some of the biggest supporters of modding communities. I'm willing to bet cosmetics somehow had a part in this.
>>
>>166994290
>I'm willing to bet cosmetics somehow had a part in this.
wow, aren't you a Sherlock Holmes. Of course the gambling cosmetic hat system full of garbage looking hats had everything to do with it (not being sarcastic, mods got shit on because of hat business)
>>
i'm in low priority again
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>>166994378
stop being a toxic cunt
>>
>>166994378
they say people change every 7 years

so dont worry maybe in 7 years you will stop being a dickhead

doubt it tho
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>>166991105
he's a play by play guy, doesn't need super high mmr
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>>166994397
>>166994443
you guys get lost on your way to reddit or something
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>>166993691
2k
yes
>>
>>166992052
mkb moonshard butterfly?
thats a ton of EHP that you lose. You will die to invoker really fast with that glasscannon build
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>>166994696
no you wont, satanic is everything you need for sustain
>>
how did the top team in the leaderboards of darkmoon actually win with a fucking TINY.
Tiny is shit in dark moon
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>>166994746
have you actually won with that build?
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>>166994775
our boy beesa was playing the carry
>>
hey whats up lads
ask me shit
verbal abuse is ok
im used to it xd
>>
>>166994837
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2955173228
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2954907058
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2955943970
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>>166994843
whoops forgot pic
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Anyone willing to play with a former diamond lolbab?
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>>166994927
>only post the mmr, with one victory
>no account details

I'm positive it's you bro
>>
>>166992831
Or Guys already won and are qualified.
If you wanna watch some dotes just watch AF stomp Na'Vi.
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>>166994947
i dont play with d2gtards im sorry
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>>166994963
idk what kinda proof do you want
i dont want to show you my account
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>>166994908
that fucking tiny again. How does a tiny win. seriously?
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why is every1 here so bad
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>>166994947
>diamond
Literally 4k level
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>>166995052
If you are so cocky about showing your mmr, then why not show the whole account. Post dotabuff
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>>166995048
>>166995098
Roughly 50 games played, I just want someone to play with ;_;
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>>166989716
all of them except lone druid are goodsnipers
lone druid (no proper items on bear) is goodjugg
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>>166995176
ingame /vg/ or reddit public chat channel. Reddit tends to be more helpful but also use more generic builds.
/vg/ will allow you to meme about jews and oy vey and shit and use clan_iraq builds
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>>166989716
lone druid is better all of them at everything
>>
does shift queuing dismember on pudge make a difference than if you just targeted the hero with dismember after the hook??
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>>166995382
It's always faster
>>
Guys, where can I buy low priority bots? The ones that russian pros use to get out of LP

thanks
>>
>>166995382
>pudge players
>in my d2g
leave
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>>166995382
nope
shift queueing is a meme on all heroes whose name isn't tinker
>>
>>166995382
its the fastest possible way of doing it so yeah it does make a difference

but im pretty sure if they are fast enough they can still manta or bkb or whatever else thats instant
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>>166995490
shift queing armlet allows you to make script level toggles
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>>166994947
>playing with doturds
I honestly can't imagine anything worse
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>>166995158
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/87859302
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>>166995158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0
you sound like a 2nd worlder
idk im not asking you to believe me just ask me shit
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>>166995809
congratz, thats a lot of wins.
>>
how do i get free hats in autism mode?
>>
>>166995809
>taking a picture of your monitor
These are the people you share your general with, dotards.
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>>166994746
what about mom?c
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>>166995450
>hating the most fun hero in the game
?
>>
>Watching a replay
>Dota crashes

Nice work, Valve.
>>
>>166993691
6k
no
>>
Xyclopz is streaming boys
>>
>>166995954
>autism mode
you're shit
>>
I have 101k points saved up from dark moon.
What did I mean by this?
>>
>>166996719
I didn't realize you got a free set until yesterday and now I feel like I missed out on so much free shit.
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>>166994775
One has to be as clever as Beesa to be the first to solve the dark moon challenge
>>
>this sing stream
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>>166994775
Ask Beesa
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How do I get the confidence to get back into ranked, boys? I'm 3k and I've been on a break. I used to play support being the typical brat like "I bought a courier and a ward now carry me or I will throw a tantrum" but with by comeback I'm going core and PMA. So I want to be sure I have what it takes not to let my team down, and of course to win MMR for myself.

I'm crushing normals but I don't know about their skill levels. The few that show MMR range from mid 1k to low 3.5k but there are so few that show it's impossible to decide the average.
>>
Lysander's accent has improved
>>
>no Lelcoste casting.
might as well shut the stream tnbbqhwhyfm
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I haven't played this shitty game in almost a year now

is it true that Luna is OP? she's my favorite hero
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>play on NA servers
>peru subhumans somehow drag themselves and manage to operate a computer to feed in my games

>play on EU servers
>mid intentionally feeds at 5 minutes because someone took his cs or whatever the fuck
It must be the environment
It has to be a localized trigger across an entire continent
Its the only explanation, something in the food causes this
At least peruvians in their retardation know the importance of mmr
But dear lord, it has to be a physical reaction to the environment
Like, European soil just seeps into their skin and indoctrinates them with the desire to get fucked in the ass
Holy fuck how do europeons not manage to kill themselves with the raging cuckoldry spores they breathe into their system?
Like Muslims like MMR, they wake up each day, and as the hours and minutes roll by, the desire increases to be a whiny bitch boy who sees the slightest aggression and instead of overcoming it, they welcome it and succumb to its power
I cannot wait until the caliphate takes over and destroys that shithole
>>
>>166997281
>animeposter
ignored

>>166997380
is that what you wish you've told yourself 20 years ago when you were 20?
>>
lel ouch can you stop posting Gab.
>>
>>166997281
Just go into a game and mute everyone if you have to and do your own thing. Link dotabuff/steam if you need anymore help with something
>>
>>166997557
How do I stop intentionally throwing games because I hate the people I play with
>>
>>166997593
realize you're hurting yourself aswell as you're hurting them
>>
>secret

LMAO
>>
>>166997669
I like hurting myself, I'm masochistic.
>>
>>166995809
Eddy stop plsying purple man
>>
>>166990316
You still run out of mana.

>>166990167
The worst part of Moon is that once Invoker comes in, and you realize you could have swapped an item for sentries and highground wards, planted 1-2 of them, and then swapped back.

>>166990219
I'm with this anon. BKB is far too valueable once he goes on the "reaction instant team kill" with tornados ahoy and sunstrikes mass
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>want to keep playing dota
># of hours played is about to overtake my MMR
>>
If you view OD's Stream, he is the reason why the 4k bracket is garbage
>>
>>166997470
yes
she's top tier carry right now and half the reason is because sd + luna is so ridiculous
>>
>>166997829
i've heard he isnt affected by true sight.
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>>166997838
stupid animeposter
>>
>>166995809
>spam timber
>win
Lol dude ur true mmr is like 4k
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>No Lacoste
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>No Lacoste
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>meeting cancerous trash who blame the support for everything

Next time I hear UP COUREAR 3 minutes into the match, i'm selling all my wards + tranquils and buying crystalys.
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>no lacoste
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>>166997505
Stop projecting, everybody knows there are more feeders in NA than in EU
>>
>>166997593
Are you the same guy who responded to me? Anyway, you stop by not being retarded anymore
>>
Secret unironically playing pub-like 4cores1support drafts in professional games.
>>
>Puppey is megalomaniacal control freak
>his favourite item is Helm of the Dominator

Really jogs the nogs
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>Im 33 and I still watch anime
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>>16699832X
poor bait
>>
Remember when the great Anime purge happened?

I miss that
>>
Be honest, how dead is this game?

I've stopped being a gameshitter more than a year ago and now esports are starting to get boring as fuck as well.
>>
>>166995382
its way faster and saves you from not getting it off under a lot of circumstances, theoretically you could do it yourself the normal way but shift queuing makes it easier to pull off
>>
>>166998443
dead enough that anyone can get to 7k
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>>166998443

only 3rd worlders in every game now
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>>166998534
I used to get PTSD just seeing russian runes on EUW. I'm so fucking glad I quit. Fuck this game and fuck valve
>>
Yo, can I get some sniper tips?
>>
Why the fuck are russians advertising gameleap or G2A or sites like that in their nickname?
Are they getting some promotion for it?
I'm not talking about streamers, just random fucking shitters.
>>
>>166999213
Probably 11 year olds that are just copying pros
>>
>Naga gets the best start imaginable.
>Lose.
#justshitcaliburthangs
>>
>>166999094
phase, deso, force staff
>>
how do you dodge sunstrikes, meteors and 200 damage forge spirits?
>>
>Hey guys look at me I'm a middle aged, unsuccessful poorfag that still jacks off to anime and I'm shit at dota to boot, but YOU are the losers lol!!!!

Fuck off, Tiago, you insecure fucktard. I bet half these posters could probably murder your osteoporosis ass before you convulse into another heart attack you OLD WRINKLY FUCK.

3k at dota and life, kill yourself.
>>
how can I improve my itemization
I was the bh
>>
>>166999563
all he does in his pubs is rice away and let his team get sacked

i'm not surprised that he does this in a professional game
>>
>>166999843
his teamis shit for not holding the game till he finishes farming
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>>166999883
>reddit
out
>>
>>166999883
>Windows.
>Absolute shit tier music.
>using a browser that downloads a blob that listens to your mic.

lol
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>>166999883
Internet never forgets
Internet never forgives.

Anonymous is the Leguan.
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>>167000074
desu I think you bought every right item

but personally i'd have bought a dagon if I were a support in such a long game
>>
our guy fatumbaman is streaming
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I was the SK, how the fuck did we manage to lose this?
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>>167000591
>battlefury jugg in 2017
instant loss
>>
how do you beat dark magus
>>
>dat Puppey courier sense
>>
>tfw can't find a party for dark moon and randoms are so shit that they stay split up so we lose to nyx

I wish people were more interested in dark mooning
>>
Why did icefrog give a hero a 73% uptime spammable stun that has 0 mana cost and all you have to do to chain stun someone with it is hit level 7?

fucking stunned for 73% of the game
>>
why don't you sleazy weirdos do something healthy for a change?
>>
>>167001518
I'm eating an orange, that's healthy right?
>>
>>167001518
I have a silicon horsecock inside my rectum at this very moment. Is that healthy enough?
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>>167001518
I use water based lube.
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>>167001303
Who?
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>Slark tries to get a solo pick on Luna despite having zero vision on any of her team mates after they just engaged on mid
>gets killed
really makes u think
>>
Anyone know what set, Horde's Templar Assassin is wearing ?
>>
>>167001921
he's 5k so he's a professional player like purge
>>
>>167001921
ppy fell for the gooks are good gamers meme
>>
>>167001748
the hero who gets a free 2.2 stun on 3.0 cooldown, along with invisibility and bonus movespeed
>>
>>167001518
I relieve my stress with excessive masturbation.
Is that healthy?
>>
>>167002014
Who?
>>
>>167002096
rooftrelen
>>
CHAOS DUNK :DDDD
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>4 core 1 support flavor of the month cancer
vs
>well structured counter team

4 core cancer wins a 30 min throne
>>
>Puppey
>>
POOPEY
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Nice echo slam dotards.
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Pie's bp is going to be sore tonight
>>
where can i watch waht you guys are watching
>>
>>167002472
https://www.twitch
.tv/dotastarladder_en
>>
>>167002472

twitch tv/matumbaman
>>
>>167000591
your team is always going to get destroyed by magic damage just based on that comp. The fact that your cores had pretty mediocre item progression and timings didn't help out the team late game.
Idk why OD waited until 40 minutes in to get a BKB
There's no BKB on jugg at all which is retarded
your build doesn't really do anything - you either needed to get defensive items like euls, glimmer to help your team survive these engagements.

And it's 40 minutes in, and no one has Vlads or even additional lockdown like Abyssal or hex
>>
That was an exciting and very high skill team fight near Radiant's barracks.
>>
>secret
>>
>the Ottoman Sultanate of Kemal
>>
Good Smoke, Good Fissure El Presidente

Why is this guy still trying, just stop dota you're hurting yourself.
>>
Holy shit puppan is tilted
>>
>Puppey
my
fucking
sides
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Well at least kemal still has his vainglory squad
>>
which secret roster was worse

this one or the ti6 one?
>>
>>167002996
The TI6 one.
>>
who's gonna be the punching bag tonight? pld? khezu?
>>
>slark in the middle of your team
>keep hitting rosh

holy shit gorgc is terrible
>>
khezzu has a smaller hero pool than adelaide's dick
>>
I'm bothered by this pit lord who doesn't ult to shrines
>>
>>167002959
>playmobil moba
>>
Wew that tunnel vision from MP
>>
what the fuck was that
>>
>slark cant kill pos 4 slardar
>dies in 2 hits
this game is over
>>
this was the least impactful omniknight i've ever seen in my entire life, even slacks is better
>>
Khezu is so fuckign bad roflmao.

I wonder how much of a shitter faggot Puppey was to that gook offlaner that left Shitrekt.
>>
>level 14 43 minutes in
>retard ES
>poor SF with no BKB
>down syndrome slark
>worthless omniknight
This game is a joke lol
>>
>>167003532
if SF builds BKB before MKB+Dead (which he is going now) he would 100% guarantee his team a loss.
>>
>losing to this luna

just lmao
>>
>neither of their important heroes have buyback
>omniknight too
>>
What the hell is wrong with dota? Is it the new patch or is it just the influx of newbie pros that are all crap?

Every single game I've watched so far has mostly been an autismfest of mistakes and miscommunications.

I miss when teams worked like a single machine. Or maybe I am comparing it to something that doesn't exist.
>>
>>167003770
>watches tier 5 dota
>complains when the teams are shit
wow
>>
I bet that pit lord feels fucking stupid now.
Could have finished the game right there.
>>
MP so bayed
>>
New Clinkz ult:
>Executes a hero at 10% health (active, does nothing if and goes on cooldown if used above 10% health)
>Clinkz gains a -permanent- passive speed and attack speed buff with each successful execution
Y/N. Current ult is a mess and doesn't work with his kit
>>
Why doesn't puppey gg? He's just wearing his team out with this shit and they have more games to play
>>
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>>167003990
because
>>
SF going ham
>>
What's the best mid hero for rampages? I've never got one
>>
>>167003969
Alternately add a new steroid that scales with ult stacks
>>
SF rapier.
>>
>>167004072
TA
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>>167004072
>tfw your only rampage was as arc warden at 10 mins
>>
Pitlord pit rooting multiple times is so fucking broken lelfmaosmfao-
>>
>slark is op
why d2g always wrong?
>>
Why the fuck did he decide to ult there?
Surely auto-attacking would have done more damage
>>
>shitrekt lost to Horde
how is this a thing?
>>
>>167004356
Slark is OP

In /d2g/'s trench pubs where everyone just farms alone
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>waifudraft busted el presidente's monitor
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>>167004480
>waifudraft
Uh, Horde only picked two waifus though, unless you're into bbm
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>when you lose but you lack the self insight to realize that you played poorly and deserved to lose
>>
>caster pronounces the word "Reddit" 5.6 times per second
I don't know if i can endure this
>>
I just came home
how was secret horde?
>>
>>167004616
i always play poorly
>>
>>167004808
Ask Puppey
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>secret lost a game to horde
>>
how soon is more dota coming instead of music
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>>167002030
anon if you masturbate too much you get rid of your testosterone faster than you can replace it while estrogen from the large breast chicken meat and other hormonal infused foods means you are literally turning into a numale cuck by the system.
>>
>>167002343
Every person on dire had ONE job, and they failed at it
Pudge: Hook Sand king
Storm: Jump on drow
Lifestealer: Jump in Storm before he jumps on drow
Arc Warden: Magnetic field anyone getting jumped by drow
Silencer: Fucking ULT you stupid retard
None of them did this
Infact, it seems like Storm was a typical storm player and got pissed off by a teammate and decided to feed intentionally
>>
less music more dota
>>
>>167004616
Even worse is, when you know exactly why you lost, when you can conciously pinpoint all the mistakes you made and the reasons why they were bad, but you know for sure, that the next game you're going to play, no matter how hard you try, you're going to repeat them.
>>
>>167005093
Do you think they'd believe me when I don't have either of them?
>>
>>167005319
or when you still haven't killed anybody at level 22

the game will end and you'll have 0 kills
>>
>>167005405

No, that just means you work alone to bring down America
>>
>>167005093
I might be American, but at least I don't save thumbnails like a dipshit
>>
>>167005093
man, after trump's 4 years democrats will rule america for like 20 years, so much dumb shit everyday
>>
>>167005603
America already requires finger prints from tourists, this isn't exactly worse than that.

it is dumb tho
>>
>>167005603
>>167005558
>>167005558
>>167005093
shut
the fuck up

windrunner picked
>>
>>167005405
that will make you even more suspicious
you're going to end in the reeducation facility
>>
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BUT DOTBUFF SAID WR ISN'T META
>>
>lossranger
uh????
>>
why dont ad finem have a carry
>>
>negrophos
>win
pick one
>>
NaVi is going to get destroyed by this
>>>>SUSTAINNNNN
from Fine Advertisement.
>>
>>166995809
>https://www.dotabuff.com/players/8785930
As a person who has played with this dumpster can all he does is spam heros he not very good...
>>
>>167005725
dumb skeever poster
>>
>BTS
>source: 900p30

?
>>
navi is so bad
>>
navi died when they let kuroky and puppey go

they must regret it to this day
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>BTS
>hosting tournaments for dota, smash and csgo
>cast crew in english spanish portuguese
How loaded is our jew now?
>>
>>167006369
so rich he bought a wife
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>chad finem stylng on navi so hard
>>
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Can navi beat Madara?
>>
>>167006323
Navi was Shit team even with kuro and Puppey. After TI3 they becamed Tier 3 team and never came back
>>
>>167006439
wait what
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>>167006491
depends on how angry he is
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When can i watch REAL cybersports?
>>
This is almost as bad as DC crushing those tier 99 NA teams
>>
>pick skywrath mage
>go mid
>abuse my power and position myself properly throughout the whole match
>go 24/0 and win

really activates my almonds
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Is the Rnm guy 2k or what? He's not doing anything an Undying should do
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>>167005319
>when you know exactly why you lost, when you can conciously pinpoint all the mistakes you made and the reasons why they were bad, but you know for sure, that the next game you're going to play, no matter how hard you try, you're going to repeat them.

This is me, but recently I've been improving little by little over the last few months.
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>>167006827
he's part of the oldboy club
played in shitty german stacks for years just like pas kebap kuro etc
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>>167006827
he's one of the oldest players of dota, i remember him playing competitive back in early dota 1, but yeah he sucks
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>>167006959
>>167006968
he's probably never played ever since lol
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>dagon chen
Is lil standing in or something?
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>>167007114
iirc he played in shitty CIS stacks
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>>167005049
That's a Nyx in a shitty skin, not a warden.

And, I did in fact try to use storm as a delivery mechanism. But it all ended in him getting melted. Silencer ults were unsyncronysed as fuck and were a mere inconvenience, pudge never hit a proper hook and never ganked.


I pulled off some sweet rage and infest glimpse cancels and whatnot, my timings were pretty decent. I don't know what else I could have done. Storm/nyx bombs were obvously NOT working and not dealing enough damage, and when pudge did hit some hook, they'd just use their 7 force staffs. Only item I had for most of the game was armlet.

Albeit, the sttorm did not jump on drow, it was mostly because he was shadow bladed 90% of the time, and even when he wasnt invis, we found out how expensive truesight is.
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>>167007323
>That's a Nyx in a shitty skin, not a warden.
G L A N CE
L
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C
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What fucking idiot came up with this gameplan?
Alliance playing all three games in one day?
Liquid's last game at Day 5?
Na`vi's first game at Day 5?

Again: What fucking idiot came up with this gameplan?
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"windrunner is bad"
-D2G
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>>167007631
some teams ask to play all their matches and to be done with it
same thing happens every dreamleague season
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>>167006568
https://twitter.com/LDdota/status/815386151972270080
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>>167007852
>Ibadi LaBeouf @steakmancer Dec 31
>@LDdota get away from our women!! Putang ina!!!!
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>>167007852
oy vey and pinoy racemixing?
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GUESS THAT DOTAMON
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>Even honeypot tournaments like starladder have more stream quality options than the biggest CSGO major ever
Will gotards ever recover
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Is it just me or is necro legit right now?
>>
>>167008031
you asked the same yesterday
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>>167008031
Arc Warden
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>>167008031
VIABLE doom build.
>>
HOW DO I BEAT THE FUCKING INVOKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE HAD THE COMPOSITION AND THEN HE JUST BEATS TEH SHIT OUT OF US
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>>167008140
dodge spells
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>>167008140
silence him with disruptor all the time
buy bkbs and bloodthorn on every hero on your team, use bkb to revive allies
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>>167008140
dude I keep telling you to buy orchids and dodge spells
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>>167007852
https://twitter.com/NahazDota/status/815387125168291840

better watch out /our guy/ likes her
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>beat dark moon for the first time with daily bonus active
>get like 55k points
wew lad
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I thought I'd be able to deal with 7.00 but every game actually feels like a fucking chore at this point. Sad
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"windrunner is a trash hero"
what now DOTARDS?
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>tfw to intelligent to use dotabuff to figure out the meta
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based af with the pub strats
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APOLOGIZE
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Literally easy MMR tricks:

1. Stay in lane
2. Pingbomb your team and convince them to stop being useless sacks of Peruvian shit
3. Push the lane
4. Win the game


What not to do:
1. Pick late game heroes
2. Pick a non-push orientated hero
3. Not push
4. Be Peruvian
>>
Our guys win again
>>
>>167008841
>>167008667
>>167007689
SORRY
I APOLOGIZE

I AM SO SO SO REEE
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Why are so many people defending dendi?

He is bad and can't even accept it (saying mmr is just le number).
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>>167008925
because of nostalgia
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>>167008925
>he thinks mmr is anything more than just a number past a certain point
how is le 9k mmr addy man doing again, remind me.
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>>167008031
It's luna you retards
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>>167008998
winning games unlike dendinuffin
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>>167008998
Set to win the qualifier
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>>167009050
>>167009058
delete these
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>dark moon
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>>167009058
>>167009050
>winning a qualifier is now achievement among liquid ofnans
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>>167008910
you are forgiven anon, now go play 100 ranked WR games as penance
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>>167008925
muh 5 official games together
team still coming into their own
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>>167009213
>dwelling on the past like it matters

Qualifying for slavladder is what's happening now.
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>>167009213
Hah, fucking women. Amiright?
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>>167009213
someone post the dullest copy pasta from tv
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>tfw navi.pajkatt
>>
>Necro

AF win again
>>
>picking Pudge against Navi
Can you get any more BM than this?
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>all that initiation and chase potential
NaVi is going to get kited again.
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now that the dust has settled, how would you rate the new Navi squad
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>>167010075
Tier 4
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qop is an awful pick desu
>>
>>167010075
1/10
one point for dendi, 0 points for every other trash in there.
>>
>and they dont have much lockdown for the qop
>slardar, pudge, bat
?
>>
>>167010156
don't forget necro ult
>>
What is Necro's role anyway?
>>
>>167010264
gimmick hero
>>
Poor dendi, every team just focuses on him early game, that's why he always does so bad....
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>>167010357
It's like a football team with one good player. Just mark that guy and you win.
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So will we get a balance patch after Dark Moon or are we just stuck in 'Radiant get a FREE win' patch forever now?
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>180 farm by 22 minutes
>game ended at 30
>3.8 points in farming on that stupid graph
HOW DO YOU EVEN GET A PERFECT TEN I've hit ten for everything else but farming
>>
>>167008074
>>167008102
>>167008125
>>167009024

All wrong, here's a hint, he's actually a loli girl.
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How the fuck did dire having rosh advantage pre rosh placement rework was in any way balanced?

They could literally tp a few units from rosh LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>167010779
riki_
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>>167010780
Dire Rosh advantage is a myth. Based on stats collected from the previous Rosh position (and the one before it actually) Radiant got way more out of the Roshans and did Roshan more often than Dire
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>>167010849
Riki r63 when
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>no black hero
>no muslim hero
>tfw
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>>167011251
>no muslim hero
>techies doesn't exist
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Lets seem them win rates boyos.
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>>167011251
CM was BLACKED therefore a black hero must exist
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>>167011251
>what is chen
>what is legion commander
>what is monkey "we wuz kangs" king
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>>167011532
>LC
>blue eyes
>black
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>>167011251
>what is night stalker
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>>167011532
Chen is egyptian, shitskin poster.

Monkey king is from chink story telling so its not associated to the apes known as blacks.
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>>167011251
>no black hero
what is earth shaker?
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>>167011873
>Chen is egyptian
who do you think the egyptians were?
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>>167011873
>caring about the difference
>caring about inferior people in general
>>
what do you think of cr1t & his stream?
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>>167012038
he hasn't quite gone full NADOTA

almost, but not quite
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So ranked matchmaking is now irredeemably fucked?
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>>167012038
comfy as fuck and he has a relaxed playstyle
pretty chill and enjoyable to be honest
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>>167011443
lol blacked XD
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>>167012038
I don't use streams as my friend simulator so I wouldn't know.

Esports only.
>>
does anyone have tips on climbing the 3k to 4k ladder? should I try to carry games from the safelane, mid or offlane? I feel like everytime I play safelane I end up being the only one with farm in my team and everyone just watches me play, while when I play offlane or smth is more likely that there'll be someone else not feeding in my teams.

tl;dr tips to I climb to 4k?
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>>167008902
hotd is actually so fucking broken in low mmr, i buy it pretty much every game
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>>167012398
>climb to 4k.
literally learn the basics of the game
>>
>game hits 30 mins
>team with qop on now loses
classic stuff desu
>>
desu navi should just disband and dendi play with ppy
>>
I was absolutely sure Lacoste cast was the worst shit ever until I heard this one
>>
>>167013109
Lacoste is good, shut the fuck up.
>>
>our boys ad finem about to 2-0 navi
get FUCKED reddit
>>
this fucking rubick
>>
>luna gets over 1k gold for killing a necro
i fucking hate comeback mechanics
>>
>>167013328
?
This shit is really tame compared to what it used to be. It's fine.
>>
>>167013386
yes i am aware of what it used to be you fucking ape

what was the point of saying that
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>>167013328
it doesn't even matter most of the time
>>
>>167013448
>thing used to be really bad
>now it's fine and barley has an impact (see: this fight)
????
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>shit casters
>shit navi
>shit production
why does lysandre get work
>>
>>167013328
he had a godlike spree you fucking retard how much gold do you think luna should get?
>>
>Weaver buyback+ult
nice play
>>
>>167013669
Well the stream started 15 minutes late so I think he was a last minute thing
>>
>>167013715
I want the game to be like LoL so there is absolutely to chance of a comeback, teams that get an early lead should be allowed to play like retards without repercussion
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fight me?
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You can now "eat" every item, gain its actives/passives, if it has a recipe.

What changes?
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>>167013917
I'll "eat" you
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>>167013917
this is honestly one of the dumbest posts ive read in awhile

congrats!
>>
classic dondo
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>>167013917
>blink is core on every hero now (although tbf it kind of is core on most heroes already)
>forcestaff by the dozens
>6 bracer strat is now viable again
I'd like to see a custom game mode with this idea to be honest, sounds hilarious
>>
dendi more like denDIE amirite ?????
>>
>AF somehow won this game
:p
>>
eat my shorts haha
>>
>Batrider was nerfed.
So how was this hero like in 2013 when it wasn't nerfed?
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>>167014260

don't know, it was always banned
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>>167014260
it could just farm much faster that was it
>>
why did they all buy back
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>>167014075
NO! IM GOING TO EAT YOU! THATS MY LINE!
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>>167014260
7.02

Batrider now only has two abilities, Firefly and Lasso at level 6
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>>167014374
to get it on cooldown asap and discourage them from pushing base
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>>167013909
STILL CAN'T BELIEVE DIRTY KHOKHOLS GOT A MAJOR BEFORE RUSSKI BOYARS. JUST WAIT FOR NATO DISBAND. WE WILL SHOW YOU KUZKINU MAT
>>
>hurrrr comeback gold has no impact lol!!!!!
>>
>>167010716
its about how much you farmed relative to the other categories
you need to spend the whole game getting last hits instead of fighting or pushing or supporting
>>
>>167014560
>this was because of gold and not because of lvl 25 talents
okay kiddo
>>
>>167013909
>V1lat
>V1tal
what did they mean by this?
>>
>>167014619
people have been level 25 for so long what the fuck are you talking about. luna was 21 over 25 minutes ago
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>>167014260
bat used to be able to attack during lassos
firefly did 10more damage at lvl1 20more at 4
napalm used to cost 15 mana

good shit
>>
>>167012398
if i can win with pugna refresh as first item so can you
also
what he said >>167012643
>>
>I-I SWEAR COMEBACK MECHANICS DONT MATTER AT ALL! NAVI DESERVE THIS WIN!!
>>
>>167014957
Na'Vi literally took two rax, not because of gold, but because BATRIDER FUCKING DIED WITHOUT BUYBACK
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>>167013109
lyrical is the guy whos brain lags behind what is happening. Its like his brain is streaming everything from china
>>
gg
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>>167014957
>>167015000
They won because of a glimmer cape.
That's it.
>>
NAVI IS _____
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>greece

Dotards?
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>>167014384
it's my line now kiddo
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>tfw Brooklyn Kurtz is finnish
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>>167015174
NO ITS NOT!
YOUR NOT EVEN USING IT RIGHT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>167009951
hahaha
>>
>>167015309
I want TA to eat me!
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test
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>check dota
>1 hour remaining for quest
>one hour later check again 23:50:00

Ebin Eben :-DDDDD
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>>167015792
come here QT!
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>>167015793
Man I can't tell if Cap is our guy or not.
>>
How is Medusa in this meta?
>>
>won Arteezy naga set
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>>167016146
shes my waifu! BACK OFF!
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>tfw no Daddy skin for Omniknight
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>>167016179
4 da boysh is gg xD
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>>167016146
She is amazing. Not only can she clear the waves with splitshot easily but mystic snake can take out the big creeps if you bounce it right and she can tank a ton of damage in the later waves. Absolute must every game.
>>
Should Dark Moon be the official new game mode of Dota?
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>lost classic turbo shit game
>daily dork moon off cooldown
>nice now i can calm down with some TD
>people start dying already first wave
>wipe to nyx

AAAAAAAA
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is he right?
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>>167016446
people are not playing this without the hats reward
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>>167016478
yes, but it's no secret this game is run by Russia and China
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>>167016446
>Dark Moon is the Chinese new year event
>Year Beast isn't the final boss

ONE FUCKING JOB VALVEFROG
>>
so mememoon is only give me the winter treasure for some reason, I just roll the spin and alt tab, I got the troll set, the mongolian clinkz and today the eldar titan shit set
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>>167016478
>implying it wasnt his plan all along to "diversify" dota 2
just keep buying hats and tuning in to BTS goy
>>
>>167016478
CSGO is incredibly easy to understand and is right up the alley for normies to get on-board with. In-order to watch MOBA esports, you need to actually understand what the fuck is going on which can be pretty complicated. There's nothing complicated about CSGO so of course the numbers are higher.
>>
>>167016667
This.
Is there anything even "Chinese New Year" about this Dark Moon event? This event seems really tame in comparison to the Chinese dick sucking I'm normally used to from Valve.
>>
>>167016691
Why doesn't Valve give them a TI yet? If they make a compendium won't they make even more money than doturds?
>>
>>167016472
the only way to win at dark moon is by stacking
>>
>>167016792
Couple chicken statues and the bonus waves
>>
>>167016792
they are too busy protesting trump desu its on their twitter
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>>167016691
there is complexity to csgo, but it's more subtle than dota's. A good example being spray control, the general audience doesn't have to understand it, but if you want to be any good you study those fucking patterns until you can compensate fro the recoil in your sleep

>>167016796
we have those, they're called cases, like the cobblestone and atlanta cases
>>
>>167016796
the csgo majors are a pretty good and successful platform, thats why they decided to give dota majors too
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>turn on item drops in CSGO again
>suddenly pulls in big viewer numbers
rmyt
>>
>>167016796
>Why doesn't Valve give them a TI yet?
It would take away from the majors that are run by third parties, and those third parties practically own CSGO and the CSGO professional scene in its entirety. There isn't a single pro CSGO player who was brought up on and plays on Valve's matchmaking for instance. It's all ESEA. Valve can't afford to upset these third parties.
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>mfw people think rtz is talented near me
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>>167017226
How does this work? Is there like an option within the CS:GO client to choose "use "x" ladder" or do they just create custom games together and play
>>
>>167016985
>there is complexity to csgo
Obviously, but obtaining basic understanding of CSGO is INFINITELY simpler than it is for Dota or even League.
You have terrorists and counter-terrorists. Terrorists need to plant a bomb and the counter-terrorists need to stop them. Thats' all you need to know to be able to understand and enjoy CSGO from a strictly spectator standpoint.
But not even just that, it's also because CSGO is an FPS, and the world loves FPS games.
>>
What is this fucking hum in background of the stream?
>>
>>167017542
it's your synapses slowly melting away
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CSGO is hype as fuck, I watched it for the first time and enjoyed it.
Of course the viewers are high because of ingame drops which some can be really rare like 300 dollars worth I read.

Fast quick rounds, Too bad the only thing is that the only hype moments are either 1 vs 2/3/4 clutches or good AWP shot or a bomb cancel.

It could never rival Dota 2 hype but I was surprised how good it turned out plus a brain dead moron can switch on CSGO and understand what's going on.


S1mple and KennyS the boys.
>>
>>167017542
There is no hum in the background of the stream.

I think someone is in your room
>>
>>167017482
>do they just create custom games together and play
Basically but it's managed by ESEA's own client matchmaking that creates custom games for people with ESEA's own rules.
Familiar with Faceit or even TF2 6v6s? It's the same idea.
>>
>>167017542
do you hear the voices too?
>>
how do I win dark moon?
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are you surprised that fly and bdnl are the most successful, accomplished dota players ever? i'm not.
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>>167018189
>support N0tail all the way through while d2g were on the unfunny N0LANS phase.
>Wins 3 Majors out of 4.
>d2g eternally blown the fuck out.
Feels good.
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>>167018124
play with friends
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Secret B.T.F.O.
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>>167018292
lost 10 times against 30% health invoker now
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>navi vs secret
i hate both teams but i hate secret more. go navi.
>>167018265
they're so gay dude
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>see enemy team smoke
>ping enemy team after they smoked
>do not react to enemy team smoking
>be surprised when enemy team shows up and kills you
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pajkatt...can still play dota...competitively?
>>
>Dendi to this day is still shit on Magnus.
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>>166993691
HEY NEWFAG

Here are all the MMRs of the cucks I screenshotted 3 years ago so you can close your trash survey.

http://imgur.com/a/vkzRF

ENJOY
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>>167018469
playing against Secret isn't exactly like playing against actual competent pro team
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>>167018339
dodge spells
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>>167018492
>made a post over a full night's rest ago
>still getting (You)s
hot diggity
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>>167018492
God the old client looked way better and was way more comfy.
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>>167017542
I hear it too, when I mute the stream it disappears.
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mag is better in offlane this patch
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167018612
>3 replies
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>>167018485
living trashcan that won the most competitive tea eye lmao
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>>167018716
>>167018716
new memes dotards
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>>167018265
>can win a honeypot major

Woooooooow so impressive

N0brain the ultra faggot will NEVER win a TI
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>>167018625
i like the new one more. nostalgia goggles.
>>167018492
i wonder how many of these people are still playing, and how many of them have drastically improved. huh.
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>>167018625
>red and copy pasted from csgo
>better
>comfy

k.
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>>167008902
>Stay in lane
yeah this one is actually so important
every fucking 2K mid laner just straight up abandons his lane at 6 minutes
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